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1 00:00:15 ♪ Mal Blum'sThings Left to Say playing ♪
2 00:00:19 ♪
3 00:00:23 ♪
4 00:00:26 ♪ Another year already ♪
5 00:00:28 ♪ How you hopedthat it would come ♪
6 00:00:30 ♪ All the daysand weeks unfolding ♪
7 00:00:33 ♪ As we buttoned up our coats ♪
8 00:00:35 ♪ And headed homebut what's a home? ♪
9 00:00:38 ♪ Another place you never go ♪
10 00:00:41 ♪ Another space nobody knows ♪
11 00:00:44 ♪ The things you dowhen you're alone ♪
12 00:00:46 ♪ And I'm alone and you're aloneagain this year ♪
13 00:00:51 ♪ I'm alone and you're aloneagain this year ♪
14 00:00:57 ♪ There are thingsstill left to say ♪
15 00:00:59 ♪ I've got phrases,I've got phrases ♪
16 00:01:02 ♪ There are thingsstill left to say ♪
17 00:01:05 ♪ I've got phrases,I've got phrases ♪
18 00:01:06 [rattling]
19 00:01:08 [spray hissing]
20 00:01:13 ♪ Anyway ♪
21 00:01:18 ♪ Do you miss mewhen I'm not around ♪
22 00:01:20 ♪ 'Cause you don't see mewhen I'm here ♪
23 00:01:23 ♪ I'm like a ghostof myself already ♪
24 00:01:25 ♪ If I couldI would disappear ♪
25 00:01:28 ♪ But I'm still hereand you're still here ♪
26 00:01:30 ♪ We're all still here ♪
27 00:01:33 ♪ There are thingsstill left to say ♪
28 00:01:36 ♪ I've got phrases,I've got phrases ♪
29 00:01:38 ♪ There are thingsstill left to say ♪
30 00:01:41 ♪ I've got phrases,I've got phrases ♪
31 00:01:43 ♪ You're afraid ♪
32 00:01:48 [shutter clicks]
33 00:01:49 ♪ What are you afraid of? ♪
34 00:01:52 ♪ Anyway ♪
35 00:01:55 [notifications chiming]
36 00:02:03 [notification chiming]
37 00:02:09 PAIGE:Art is supposed to be
38 00:02:11 but KingPun's art issubjectively good.
39 00:02:14 While mine is
40 00:02:15 objectively struggling,
41 00:02:17 and at the worst time possible.
42 00:02:19 Right now, I need to beon my A-game
43 00:02:21 to get intothe CalArt Summer Program,
44 00:02:23 AKA my dream school.
45 00:02:25 "Through your medium of choice,show us your happiest moment."
46 00:02:29 Are you fucking kidding me?
47 00:02:30 What a vague bullshit prompt.
48 00:02:33 A vague bullshit prompt
49 00:02:34 that will determine if I havea shot in hell at getting
50 00:02:36 into one of the mostcompetitive schools in the
51 00:02:39 Which will determine if I havea future in art at all.
52 00:02:42 No pressure though.
53 00:02:43 So how do I answerthis impossible question?
54 00:02:46 Huh? What if my happiest momentwas when I came out to my mom.
55 00:02:50 YOUNG PAIGE:Okay.
56 00:02:51 Now turn it to the right.
57 00:02:54 Also I think I'm gay.
58 00:02:56 Actually, I know I am.[thud]
59 00:02:58 - Ow! Barbara fromnext door is gay.
60 00:03:00 - Okay?
61 00:03:01 - Sorry my first instinct wasto name other gay people we
62 00:03:04 Honey, I'm so happy for you!
63 00:03:06 PAIGE:She's always been supportive.
64 00:03:08 ANGIE:Paige. Paige! Come on.
65 00:03:10 No edibles before school,we've talked about this.
66 00:03:12 Dillon's almost here.You're gonna be late.
67 00:03:14 - What if I just skippedthe rest of junior year
68 00:03:16 and went right to CalArts?
69 00:03:17 - Well, you could,but then you wouldn't get
70 00:03:21 a lot of cool free swagfrom me.
71 00:03:23 - I'm already scared.
72 00:03:24 - I can't wait. Look.
73 00:03:26 Glow in the dark dental dams.
74 00:03:28 They make your puss kindof glow. It's so pretty.
75 00:03:31 It's just a soft glow.- Mom--
76 00:03:32 - When I was a teenager,
77 00:03:34 we used to useglow in the dark condoms.
78 00:03:35 It really added a touch ofwhimsy to an otherwise fraught
79 00:03:39 - We don't use those.
80 00:03:40 - We! Finally.
81 00:03:43 Oh my gosh, Paige.
82 00:03:45 Is it Colleen from next door?
83 00:03:47 Because she's so tall.I like that. Statuesque.
84 00:03:50 - It's not anybody because we,the queer community,
85 00:03:53 we don't use those.
86 00:03:55 - So just vibrators?Isn't that a little limiting?
87 00:03:59 - Probably.- Okay.
88 00:04:00 I'm gonna put them here
89 00:04:01 because I feel likeyou're gonna change your mind,
90 00:04:03 but if not, let me knowbecause I have the receipt.
91 00:04:05 PAIGE: Okay, maybe she'sa little too supportive.
92 00:04:07 [horn honking]BOY: Hey!
93 00:04:08 PAIGE: And that would bemy best friend, Dillon.
94 00:04:11 He's kind of likemy platonic soul mate.
95 00:04:16 I've always been ableto share anything with him.
96 00:04:20 Actually, maybe that wasmy happiest moment.
97 00:04:22 So... I like girls.
98 00:04:25 - Me too.
99 00:04:26 PAIGE: I still share everythingwith him. Even a Spotify
100 00:04:29 - Hey, yo,Spotify informed me
101 00:04:31 you listened to Phoebe Bridgersfor eight hours straight last
102 00:04:34 which is concerning'cause she only has two albums.
103 00:04:37 Are you okay?
104 00:04:38 - Sad lesbian music isan integral part of my identity.
105 00:04:42 - So I'm assuming thatthe application is not going
106 00:04:45 - Just can't figure outwhat to send in.
107 00:04:48 I know that colleges lovea good coming out story.
108 00:04:50 - Please don't do that.You'd be like the billionth gay
109 00:04:53 How about you drawmy presidential portrait?
110 00:04:55 - Hmm.
111 00:04:56 It's a cute idea, Dillon.- It's good, isn't it?
112 00:04:58 - But your political ambitions,they aren't my happiest moment.
113 00:05:02 You know what I mean?
114 00:05:03 - You think that your crush onGabriela Campos is CalArt
115 00:05:06 - What?
116 00:05:08 Unrequited love is the sourceof a lot of great art.
117 00:05:11 And there's nothingmore unrequited
118 00:05:12 than my crushon Gabriela Campos.
119 00:05:17 That's not Gabby.
120 00:05:18 That's her sister, AJ.
121 00:05:23 - Alright, kids, time forthis week's take home project.
122 00:05:27 Find a partner.
123 00:05:28 - Wanna be my partner?
124 00:05:29 PAIGE:That is Gabby.
125 00:05:30 Sure.
126 00:05:32 TEACHER: Now I wanna see youshare responsibilities
127 00:05:34 like real parents would.
128 00:05:37 - What should we name it?
129 00:05:38 - How about Lentil?
130 00:05:40 - Lentil the egg.
131 00:05:42 So dumb.
132 00:05:45 I love it.
133 00:05:46 - Hi, Lentil.
134 00:05:48 - Your moms love you very much.
135 00:05:52 PAIGE: She's kind of the firstgirl who made me feel
136 00:05:54 like life couldbe as good as art.
137 00:05:56 You know?
138 00:06:01 [snaps fingers]
139 00:06:02 DILLON:No.
140 00:06:02 I'm not gonna let you spendall of high school pining over
141 00:06:05 who doesn't give youthe time of day.
142 00:06:07 You know I don't like to assertmy power as class president,
143 00:06:09 but I'm going to have toif this keeps up.
144 00:06:10 - Stacey is going to win.
145 00:06:13 Also, you do know thatas class president,
146 00:06:15 you don't haveany actual power, right?
147 00:06:16 - That is a sad wayto look at democracy.
148 00:06:19 [school bell rings]
149 00:06:22 ♪ Got a big boy bag,got a big boy drip ♪
150 00:06:24 ♪ Make a li'l girl sad'cause a big boy rich ♪
151 00:06:26 ♪ Big boy pants'cause my pockets is thick ♪
152 00:06:28 ♪ Hello Kitty keychainhang straight from my hip ♪
153 00:06:29 ♪ Got a big boy bag,got a big boy drip ♪
154 00:06:31 PAIGE:Alright.
155 00:06:34 - Holy shit.
156 00:06:35 - You like?
157 00:06:36 - "Save water, shower together."
158 00:06:38 Hmm. That looks so hot.
159 00:06:40 And Stacey's also really hot.
160 00:06:42 Great job withthese, by the way.
161 00:06:44 - Thank you.
162 00:06:45 - Though I do feel like youspent a little bit more time on
163 00:06:47 - Nope. Mm-mm.I told you guys I'm Switzerland.
164 00:06:50 Oh. Shit, they are alsoa little bit wet.
165 00:06:54 - Thanks for telling me thatafter I pick it up.
166 00:06:56 And yeah, I just close the -
167 00:06:58 PAIGE: Okay.- No.
168 00:06:58 Coño. Ay.
169 00:07:00 Anyway, as I was saying,as your future class president,
170 00:07:03 I think it's time for youto move on from Gabriela.
171 00:07:05 It's too predictable to gofor the most popular girl in
172 00:07:09 Great. Right on cue.
173 00:07:10 ♪ All of demI want it all, gimme all of dat
174 00:07:12 ♪ All of demGimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪
175 00:07:14 ♪ All of demI want it all, gimme all of dat
176 00:07:16 ♪ All of demGimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪
177 00:07:18 - Is she in slow motion again?- Yeah.
178 00:07:19 - Music playing in thebackground? - Mm-hmm.
179 00:07:21 - Funny feeling down there?- Naturally.
180 00:07:22 - You are a lost cause.
181 00:07:23 [speaks Spanish]
182 00:07:27 GIRL:Heads up!
183 00:07:28 My bad.- Yeah.
184 00:07:31 - Let's go. Vamos.
185 00:07:32 Yeah, ah ah.Ah ah ah ah.
186 00:07:35 Shut the hell up.
187 00:07:37 Starting the week strongwith a new KingPun mural.
188 00:07:40 You know everyone still thinksit's you, right?
189 00:07:42 - Well, little do they know,
190 00:07:43 my raging anxiety would neverlet me deface school property.
191 00:07:46 - Whoa, could you pleasenot waste water
192 00:07:48 and undermine mypolitical platform?
193 00:07:50 Thank you.
194 00:07:51 BOY: Oh, KingPun did it again!Check it out!
195 00:07:53 PAIGE: Kind of thinkthat this one's good.
196 00:07:54 - I think it's kind of corny.
197 00:07:56 - Well, I think thatyou can't draw for shit.
198 00:07:58 And I think that they'reactually talented.
199 00:08:00 - Oh, you're so funny.[whistle blows]
200 00:08:03 - Okay, everyone,away from the vandalization.
201 00:08:05 - Oh god. Here we go.
202 00:08:07 - If any of youhave any information
203 00:08:09 as my mother used to say,
204 00:08:11 "Snitches get riches."
205 00:08:12 DILLON:Have you ever seen him smile?
206 00:08:14 - Once. At a fire drill.
207 00:08:17 He loved the chaos of it.
208 00:08:18 - Hey, nice mural, Paige.
209 00:08:19 PAIGE:Tim. Ugh.
210 00:08:21 I love this little bitthat we've got going,
211 00:08:23 but it's not me.
212 00:08:25 - Oh. Sure, Paige.
213 00:08:26 - Sure, Tim.
214 00:08:28 - No, it's, it's definitely her.
215 00:08:29 TIM:Doy.
216 00:08:31 Hey, KingPun thinksshe's not KingPun.
217 00:08:33 [laughter]
218 00:08:35 [school bell ringing]
219 00:08:42 DILLON:KingPun is who you should date.
220 00:08:44 Unless it's a dudeor unless it's you.
221 00:08:46 'Cause then you'd just be datingyourself, and that would be
222 00:08:48 - Hmm.
223 00:08:49 You have no ideahow hard it is out here
224 00:08:51 for your everyday gay, Dillon.
225 00:08:53 - Stop making excuses.
226 00:08:55 - You've been in a relationshipsince the first day of middle
227 00:08:57 Also, this semester,I'm gonna make my move.
228 00:09:00 - Oh yeah? Name one timethat you've made a move.
229 00:09:01 - Oh, there was that serverat Cheesecake Factory
230 00:09:03 that gave me extra brown bread.
231 00:09:04 - It was her job.
232 00:09:05 - It was sexual.Hey, Stacey.
233 00:09:07 - Hey.
234 00:09:09 Did you turn yourclass president app in yet?
235 00:09:12 You know I lovesome competition.
236 00:09:13 - Oh, you know I haven't misseda deadline since the fifth
237 00:09:15 And that was only becauseI had severe chicken pox.
238 00:09:19 It was the worstcase I'd ever seen.
239 00:09:20 [both moan]
240 00:09:22 - How is this allowed in school?
241 00:09:24 [Stacey moans]
242 00:09:26 - God, I love when you'rethe best at things.
243 00:09:27 - Oh yeah?
244 00:09:31 - You guys are so straight,it's almost gay.
245 00:09:33 [both moan]
246 00:09:34 Do you guys wanna come overafter school
247 00:09:36 and take ediblesand watch Shrek?
248 00:09:38 - So you could convince yourselfthat a CBD dog treat made you
249 00:09:41 Yeah. No, thank you.
250 00:09:42 - Plus, after school we can't,we have track tryouts.
251 00:09:44 - Ugh. Why would you sweatwhen you don't have to?
252 00:09:47 - Well, you know, Paige, somepeople actually enjoy physical
253 00:09:49 Shocking, I know.
254 00:09:51 Will you help me make more ofthese? PAIGE: Sure.
255 00:09:52 - And me some of these.
256 00:09:54 The impending water warsdepend on my win.
257 00:09:56 STACEY: Note that I took thehigh road while taking down the
258 00:09:58 DILLON:That is so...
259 00:10:00 [indiscernible chatter]
260 00:10:01 DILLON: No-- Oh no.Okay, no, no.
261 00:10:03 No, no, no, no.Okay, no.
262 00:10:05 There are plentyof other queer options
263 00:10:07 for you to date at this school.
264 00:10:08 Please.- Like who?
265 00:10:09 - Yeah. Paige,what about Chantal?
266 00:10:12 I mean, she's likea cool Wiccan lesbian.
267 00:10:15 - Hell no. She's tried to put alove spell on me at least six
268 00:10:18 If I'm gonna date a witch,she has to be a talented one.
269 00:10:20 - Okay. True. True. True.
270 00:10:22 How about, oh, howabout Erin Billings?
271 00:10:27 - No, she's a horse gay.
272 00:10:28 - Alright? That'sa little reductive.
273 00:10:30 - Stacey's just mad
274 00:10:31 because she spent the summerat an equestrian camp.
275 00:10:34 - What about Aya?
276 00:10:36 PAIGE:No way, dude.
277 00:10:38 I definitely don't haveenough followers to date them.
278 00:10:40 Plus they're on and off withGabby every other week.
279 00:10:43 - Yeah.- True.
280 00:10:44 - Hey, what about Amy?
281 00:10:46 PAIGE:Amy? Yeah, right. Gateway gay.
282 00:10:48 She's fingeredevery girl in the school.
283 00:10:50 DILLON:So what?
284 00:10:51 I'm sure she's washed her hands.- Yeah.
285 00:10:53 - Wait, no.What about AJ?
286 00:10:55 Why would I ever do that?That's literally Gabby's sister.
287 00:10:57 Also, is she even queer?
288 00:10:59 DILLON:Yeah. She's bi.
289 00:11:00 And she's mysterious as hell.
290 00:11:02 - Yeah. AJ actually came outway before Gabs,
291 00:11:04 but Gabs just dates more,
292 00:11:06 so everybody forgetsthat AJ's queer too.
293 00:11:08 Talk about bi erasure.
294 00:11:09 STACEY: Gabby!- Hey, miss president.
295 00:11:12 - Hey!- Excuse you.
296 00:11:13 - Anyway, question.
297 00:11:14 Do you have the sign-up sheetsfor track tryouts today?
298 00:11:16 - I sure do.Let me get that for you.
299 00:11:19 - Hey.
300 00:11:20 [awkward laugh]
301 00:11:21 - Here you are.
302 00:11:23 - Thank you.
303 00:11:24 - Oh, Gabby, youknow Paige, right?
304 00:11:26 - Um, yeah.
305 00:11:28 - Your locker is asite for sore eyes.
306 00:11:32 - Um, thanks.
307 00:11:33 Are you coming out today?
308 00:11:36 - I've actually, I've been outfor a really long time.
309 00:11:38 I'm extremely gay.
310 00:11:39 - Oh, I was actually talkingabout track tryouts, but--
311 00:11:44 - Right.
312 00:11:45 Yeah. I'm gonna see you there.I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on
313 00:11:48 [Dillon snickers]
314 00:11:49 - Yeah, right. The last timePaige ran, she was fleeing from
315 00:11:52 It was hilarious.
316 00:11:52 STACEY:It's on YouTube.
317 00:11:53 I watch it wheneverI'm depressed.
318 00:11:55 - [sarcastic laugh]No, it's not.
319 00:11:57 - Well, I should run,but maybe I'll see you later.
320 00:11:59 - Bye, Gabby.
321 00:12:00 - Bye, Gabby.- So long.
322 00:12:01 - Vote for Dillon, babe!
323 00:12:03 - No. She's not gonnavote for you, honey.
324 00:12:05 - Stop staringwithout consent please.
325 00:12:07 It's horrifying.
326 00:12:09 Really? You? Track tryouts?
327 00:12:11 - Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's it.
328 00:12:14 That's how we'regonna fall in love.
329 00:12:15 - I think you and Gabrielawould be disgustingly cute
330 00:12:18 - And I think thatif it were going to happen,
331 00:12:20 it would've happened already.
332 00:12:22 You can't force these things.
333 00:12:23 STACEY: Babe, I love you,but you're so wrong.
334 00:12:26 PAIGE:How many copies do you guys
335 00:12:28 DILLON: One thousand.STACEY: Two thousand.
336 00:12:29 DILLON: Three thousand.STACEY: Four thousand.
337 00:12:30 - Five thousand.- Six--
338 00:12:31 MURRAY: Gotcha!- Ahh!
339 00:12:32 Evans, I knew it was you.Principal's office now.
340 00:12:35 Go.
341 00:12:36 - Oh, crap. I forgot my cleats.
342 00:12:38 Uh, can you help me?
343 00:12:39 - Turn off the light.
344 00:12:41 Shut the door.
345 00:12:43 Yeah. Okay, actuallyleave it open.
346 00:12:46 - I assume you knowwhy you're here?
347 00:12:48 - Am I in trouble or something?
348 00:12:49 - We are so donewith your games now, Evans.
349 00:12:53 - Okay. Take it down,Dexter Morgan.
350 00:12:54 You're not a detective,and this is not a cop show.
351 00:12:56 Paige,
352 00:12:58 we know that you are KingPun.
353 00:13:00 Okay. And it's not thatthe artwork isn't great,
354 00:13:02 it's really good,
355 00:13:03 but all the pictures and thenpainting all over the school
356 00:13:07 And not to mentiona new mural every week.
357 00:13:10 - That's not true.
358 00:13:12 MURRAY: Oh, you know it's true.- Sorry.
359 00:13:13 - Come on.
360 00:13:15 - The school board is not happy.- Mm-hmm.
361 00:13:16 - And plus all the kids aretagging you every week
362 00:13:19 in some KingPun art.
363 00:13:20 - Goddammit, Tim.
364 00:13:23 - You guys, I swearon my life, it's not me.
365 00:13:26 [scoffs]
366 00:13:27 - Bet you wish you would'veinvested in that lie detector
367 00:13:30 - No. No, I actually don't.
368 00:13:32 - Why?COLLINS: And I'm really tired of
369 00:13:33 bringing it up all the time.
370 00:13:34 'Cause we had to take careof something called asbestos,
371 00:13:37 Listen.
372 00:13:38 I'm sorry, kiddo, but I haveto lead by example.
373 00:13:42 So I'm gonna have to suspendyou. - Call the police.
374 00:13:44 - No, we are not callingthe police.
375 00:13:46 What are you, Wyclef Jean?Ready to call 911?
376 00:13:49 Do you get that reference?You don't.
377 00:13:51 God, my references are likeolder than Taylor swift at this
378 00:13:54 Listen, you're suspended.
379 00:13:55 I called your mom,and she's on her way to pick you
380 00:13:57 - You can't suspend mefor something
381 00:14:00 that I, I literally did not do.
382 00:14:02 - Yeah, we can.
383 00:14:02 - No, we cannot.
384 00:14:04 But you're the only studentwith the keys to the art room.
385 00:14:07 - Well, I was gonnagive these back today.
386 00:14:11 - Oh. Well, you got bloodon your hands.
387 00:14:13 - It's paint.
388 00:14:14 - O-obviously, I know that.It's a metaphor.
389 00:14:16 - Well, I'm not metaphoric.
390 00:14:18 - It's acrylic paint,and those things are spray
391 00:14:21 - Let's jot down thatMs. Evans seems to have
392 00:14:23 an intimate understandingof the weapon of her choice.
393 00:14:25 - No one's jotting downanything. - Just jot it down.
394 00:14:28 - No, don't tell me what to--
395 00:14:29 This is my--- You guys, please hear me out.
396 00:14:31 I'm applying toa summer program at CalArts,
397 00:14:33 and this is gonna ruinmy chances of getting in.
398 00:14:35 - I'm sorry, Paige.
399 00:14:36 But I looked at your records,and you were absent
400 00:14:38 eight times last semester.
401 00:14:40 Not to mention you're not evenpart of one extracurricular
402 00:14:43 You're not the model studentI can fight for.
403 00:14:47 - I play, I play, I play track.
404 00:14:50 - Hmm... not on my team,you don't.
405 00:14:53 - Well, I just joined today.
406 00:14:56 I'm extremely cooperativewith this type of stuff.
407 00:14:57 So can't this countas a plea deal or something.
408 00:15:00 - Oh, impressive useof legal jargon.
409 00:15:02 But you don't play track,you run track.
410 00:15:05 - Hear me out.
411 00:15:06 How about I join track,
412 00:15:08 Coach Murray keepshis eye on me,
413 00:15:10 and I figure out in the meantimewho KingPun actually is.
414 00:15:15 - Paige. I really like you.I do.
415 00:15:17 Actually, that's a lie.I don't even know you.
416 00:15:19 I hate myself that I have to saythat, but the evidence is
417 00:15:22 And I don't understand howplaying track is supposed to
418 00:15:24 your case right now.
419 00:15:25 [clears throat]
420 00:15:25 - [whispering] Actually, I doneed another couple people on
421 00:15:28 - You need people on the trackteam? - I need some more people.
422 00:15:30 - Are you sayingyou wanna take her?
423 00:15:32 She just said, "Play track."Like she's a DJ or something.
424 00:15:35 She doesn't even knowhow to run track.
425 00:15:36 How are you supposedto make that Usain Bolt?
426 00:15:37 You can't.
427 00:15:38 - [whispering] I could usea couple more bodies on the
428 00:15:40 - I am exhausted.
429 00:15:41 Okay, Paige,you are no longer suspended.
430 00:15:43 You are just on probation. Okay?
431 00:15:45 If you can come up with a namewho you think KingPun really is,
432 00:15:48 because apparentlyit's not you,
433 00:15:49 by the end of the semester,
434 00:15:51 then I'll take itto the board meeting.
435 00:15:53 - Well, I will deliver.Thank you.
436 00:15:55 I can't wait.
437 00:15:56 - Great, get out!
438 00:15:57 I have a Renaissance clubmeeting that I'm not about to
439 00:16:00 You too! Take your littleswimming board with you.
440 00:16:02 God.
441 00:16:04 [door closes]- Oh, It's like no moment to
442 00:16:08 I wish there was more moneyfor federal funding
443 00:16:10 'cause I'll tell you what,this ain't it.
444 00:16:14 - Thank you so much.
445 00:16:16 - Don't thank me yet.I'm watching you.
446 00:16:18 - Oh. Hey, clipboard.
447 00:16:19 I left a patientwith a full bed pan for this.
448 00:16:22 You are not suspendingmy daughter.
449 00:16:24 She did nothing wrong.- We're not suspending her.
450 00:16:25 A-- Hmm?
451 00:16:27 - I made a deal.
452 00:16:28 - You havea very savvy daughter, Mrs.--
453 00:16:31 - Mrs. Mm-hmm.
454 00:16:32 That's very revealing.
455 00:16:35 It's miss.
456 00:16:36 But you can call me Angieor Ang or "Hey, girl."
457 00:16:41 You know, I am a single motherby choice.
458 00:16:44 Not by circumstance.
459 00:16:46 I like to have sex with men.I don't even have to have a
460 00:16:50 Hmm. What do you think of that?
461 00:16:51 - Well, hey, girl,if you don't mind me saying,
462 00:16:55 you have an incredible figure.
463 00:16:57 - Oh my god.
464 00:16:58 - We are in a school, sir.
465 00:17:00 That is so wildly inappropriate.
466 00:17:03 - I'm sorry. Uh--
467 00:17:04 - And 100 percent spot on.
468 00:17:07 This is gold.
469 00:17:09 You should see me naked.
470 00:17:10 - Well, I'd say I'm sorry thatyou had to drive out here for
471 00:17:12 but I'd be lying if I saidit wasn't nice to meet you.
472 00:17:16 - I can't believe this guy.
473 00:17:18 - And, uh... if you do cometo Paige's track meet,
474 00:17:23 don't be afraid to say, hello.
475 00:17:26 - I'm not afraid of anything.
476 00:17:28 It's you who should be afraid.
477 00:17:30 [groans]
478 00:17:31 Wow.
479 00:17:33 Track. That's fucked up.- Yeah.
480 00:17:35 The deal just didn't work outthat great for me,
481 00:17:38 but it did for you.
482 00:17:39 So--- Yeah. It really did.
483 00:17:40 - Yeah.- Yeah.
484 00:17:42 Is he in the school directory?
485 00:17:44 [grunts]
486 00:17:45 ♪
487 00:17:48 [grunts]
488 00:17:49 PAIGE: Basically, if I don'tfind KingPun, then my life is
489 00:17:53 - On the plus side,you totally fit in here.
490 00:17:55 [both chuckle]
491 00:17:56 - I feel like I look likea very specific type of gay
492 00:18:00 Do I at least look like a top?
493 00:18:01 - Total bottom.
494 00:18:03 Maybe a power bottom?
495 00:18:04 - Like you call her daddyand she calls you her sweet
496 00:18:07 - Mm-hmm.
497 00:18:08 [whistle blows]
498 00:18:09 - Okay! Listen up!
499 00:18:12 Come on, come on in here!
500 00:18:14 Let's go! Gather round!
501 00:18:15 Listen up!
502 00:18:16 Returning athletes!
503 00:18:19 I'm gonna be looking to makesure that you kept your training
504 00:18:21 during the off season.
505 00:18:24 Alright?
506 00:18:25 Now you newcomers,
507 00:18:27 our co-captains,AJ and Gabby here,
508 00:18:31 will be helping place youin an event.
509 00:18:34 - Woo.- Okay. Got this.
510 00:18:36 - For Evans over there,
511 00:18:37 just try to find the thingthat she sucks at the least.
512 00:18:41 [laughter]Alright?
513 00:18:42 - Don't you wannaat least see me try out
514 00:18:44 before you think that I suck?
515 00:18:45 - No. Okay!
516 00:18:47 Back to it! Let's go!
517 00:18:48 Let's go!GIRL: Can you get my water?
518 00:18:49 - She's coming.She's coming. She's coming.
519 00:18:51 - Hi, you made it.
520 00:18:52 I'll be sure to let you knowif I see any angry bees around.
521 00:18:55 [laughter]
522 00:18:56 - Did you know thatmale bees lose their penises
523 00:18:58 when they have sexwith the queen bee?
524 00:19:02 - Uh, no, we didn't,
525 00:19:04 but now we sure do, right?
526 00:19:06 - Yeah.- Yeah, we should get started.
527 00:19:09 Don't worry. You'regonna be great.
528 00:19:14 ♪ Gengahr's HeavenlyMaybe playing ♪
529 00:19:18 ♪
530 00:19:21 [grunts]
531 00:19:23 ♪
532 00:19:25 ♪ It made no difference nowgiven my own advice ♪
533 00:19:30 ♪ No better whenyou're breaking it down ♪
534 00:19:34 ♪ Into a riverunsettled by our demise ♪
535 00:19:37 [Paige panting]
536 00:19:39 [grunts]
537 00:19:40 ♪ Tell me who'striggering now? ♪
538 00:19:42 ♪ Did anyone see that? ♪
539 00:19:45 ♪ Did anyone see what I saw? ♪
540 00:19:47 ♪ Help me out ♪
541 00:19:49 ♪ On and on and on ♪
542 00:19:51 [whistle blows]
543 00:19:53 ♪ Subliminalthat's what I thought ♪
544 00:19:56 ♪ Greater now ♪
545 00:19:58 ♪ On and on and on ♪
546 00:20:00 - Holy shit!
547 00:20:03 - Are you fucking kidding me?
548 00:20:06 ♪ To mellow you out ♪
549 00:20:09 [grunts]
550 00:20:13 - Thanks.- Yep.
551 00:20:15 ♪ To mellow you out ♪
552 00:20:17 ♪ Slow down ♪
553 00:20:19 ♪ You said yourself ♪
554 00:20:21 ♪ It's coming back ♪
555 00:20:24 ♪ But where are you now? ♪
556 00:20:26 - No.
557 00:20:27 [clatters]
558 00:20:29 GABBY:I have an idea.
559 00:20:30 How do you feel about runningin a straight line?
560 00:20:32 - That's the onlystraight thing I can do.
561 00:20:36 BOTH:Okay.
562 00:20:38 - I regretted it the secondthat it left my mouth.
563 00:20:42 - You mean adding herto the four by one?
564 00:20:44 - Do you have a better idea?
565 00:20:46 MURRAY:Alright. Here we go.
566 00:20:49 On your mark.Get set.
567 00:20:51 No. No, down.
568 00:20:53 BOY:KingPun, let's get it.
569 00:20:54 - Go! Come on!Come on, Paige!
570 00:20:56 Come on!
571 00:20:57 ♪
572 00:20:59 ♪
573 00:21:04 ♪
574 00:21:10 ♪
575 00:21:15 ♪
576 00:21:19 ♪
577 00:21:21 [panting]
578 00:21:26 - I am the fastest woman alive.
579 00:21:28 - That was mediocre at best.
580 00:21:30 - Yeah, I took an Instagramstory, and it went over the time
581 00:21:32 - Damn.- But you did it.
582 00:21:34 - With a little work,maybe you could be fine.
583 00:21:36 - She's four seconds behindwhere she needs to be.
584 00:21:38 - Well, maybe I need someonegreat to teach me after school.
585 00:21:42 [scoffs]
586 00:21:42 - Alright. That'snot a terrible idea.
587 00:21:45 Uh, AJ.
588 00:21:46 You're gonna train Paige.
589 00:21:48 Okay?
590 00:21:49 - Isn't that literallyyour job as coach?
591 00:21:51 - No, my job as coach isto motivate through fear.
592 00:21:54 Besides, I don't get paid enoughto stay after school.
593 00:21:57 Come on.I'm watching you, Evans.
594 00:21:59 - Welcome to the team.
595 00:22:00 - Alright, KingPun.
596 00:22:01 PAIGE:I'm not KingPun.
597 00:22:03 - Your shorts are on backwards.
598 00:22:04 PAIGE:What?
599 00:22:10 DILLON: Can you hurry up, Angie?I'm starving.
600 00:22:12 ANGIE:You're not the boss of me.
601 00:22:14 DILLON: You knew we were gonnabe home. Why wasn't the food
602 00:22:16 - Today was great.I almost killed somebody with a
603 00:22:20 - It's true.
604 00:22:20 - And then it was nearly deathby hurdle.
605 00:22:22 - Also very true.
606 00:22:24 - And I embarrassed myselfin front of Gabriela.
607 00:22:27 - Just becausePaige's sex life is in a drought
608 00:22:29 doesn't mean the restof the world has to be.
609 00:22:30 Come on, Angie,we've talked about this.
610 00:22:32 - So strict.
611 00:22:33 - Sometimes I think fondly backon to this morning
612 00:22:35 when my life wascompletely normal.
613 00:22:37 Now I haveto solve a mystery,
614 00:22:39 make Gabby fallin love with me,
615 00:22:41 figure out how to makethe perfect thing for CalArts,
616 00:22:43 and figure outhow to put a tampon in
617 00:22:46 without the endalways sticking out a little
618 00:22:47 - Yeah, you know,I never mastered that either.
619 00:22:50 Oh, but you know what?On the bright side,
620 00:22:52 true artists are never afraidto step out of their comfort
621 00:22:55 - Speaking of steppingout of your comfort zones,
622 00:22:58 are you goingto Stacey's party on Friday?
623 00:23:00 - What party?
624 00:23:01 - Are you kidding me?
625 00:23:02 Paige, I've told you thisa billion times.
626 00:23:05 It'd be, like,a good opportunity for you
627 00:23:06 to act like a normalteenager for once.
628 00:23:07 - She doesn't wanna be normal.Nobody wants to be normal.
629 00:23:10 - That's why I'm cool.
630 00:23:11 - Alright. Let me tell youa little story.
631 00:23:14 When I was a teenager,
632 00:23:15 I went to this rager, and Iended up in the back of a van
633 00:23:18 with the lead singerof an Aerosmith cover band.
634 00:23:21 And in retrospect,
635 00:23:23 I definitely should haveheld out for the real thing.
636 00:23:25 I mean, think about it,
637 00:23:27 Steven Tyler. I would've neverhad to buy another scarf.
638 00:23:30 - Dillon, I totallywasn't thinking.
639 00:23:32 This party is the perfect placeto investigate.
640 00:23:35 KingPun willdefinitely be going
641 00:23:37 and, well, let's just say thatthey will rue the day
642 00:23:39 that they let me takethe fall for them.
643 00:23:41 I know that's right.
644 00:23:44 - Okay.
645 00:23:46 I'm gonna need you to relax.
646 00:23:47 You're starting to scare me.
647 00:23:49 - [gasps]Oh my god. I totally forgot.
648 00:23:51 Pardon me.
649 00:23:53 Paige, I took the libertyof washing your sex toy.
650 00:23:57 By the way,this is very small.
651 00:23:59 I could totally get lostup there.
652 00:24:01 So you might wanna think about,you know, my moving on up.
653 00:24:04 I can help.
654 00:24:04 - Well, that's an eraser,so that's not gonna go up there.
655 00:24:07 - Anything's possible.
656 00:24:10 Think about meand my electric toothbrush.
657 00:24:12 And it's not the endyou would think either.
658 00:24:15 - Okay. Well, we don't haveeverything in common.
659 00:24:17 And I'm gonna go in my room.DILLON: Yeah.
660 00:24:20 I'm gonna throw up.That's really disgusting.
661 00:24:23 - No, you're disgusting.
662 00:24:24 This is a sexpositive house, Paige.
663 00:24:27 Shame does not live here.
664 00:24:31 [people chattering]
665 00:24:33 - Hey.
666 00:24:35 GIRL:Thanks for having us.
667 00:24:36 [Dillon sighs]
668 00:24:37 - Thought I smelled ambition.
669 00:24:39 - You look so beautiful.
670 00:24:41 - Paige, I cannot believe wefinally got you to a high school
671 00:24:45 - Now let's seeif you survive it.
672 00:24:47 ♪ party music playing ♪
673 00:24:50 ♪
674 00:24:54 BOY:Bombs away.
675 00:24:57 PEOPLE: [chanting]Chug! Chug! Chug!
676 00:24:59 DILLON:Welcome to the high school
677 00:25:01 - It smells betterthan I expected.
678 00:25:03 - I lit candles.
679 00:25:04 - First order of business,time to get you drunk.
680 00:25:07 Like, if you don't throw upby the end of the night,
681 00:25:09 then I didn't do my job.
682 00:25:11 - I still can't believe this isthe first of my parties you've
683 00:25:14 - That's because Paige Evans istoo cool for high school
684 00:25:16 - Cool is one word for it.
685 00:25:18 I just have a general distastefor sticky floors,
686 00:25:20 communal chip bowls,and whatever that is.
687 00:25:24 - That, my friend, is the typeof sociological research
688 00:25:26 you can't find in any textbook.
689 00:25:28 - He's right.
690 00:25:29 My future constituentsmay act slightly moronic,
691 00:25:31 but they know how to have fun.
692 00:25:34 - Your future constituents, huh?- Oh please.
693 00:25:36 You know I'm gonnakick your ass.
694 00:25:38 There's no way they won't votefor my anti-authority platform.
695 00:25:40 It's like taking candyfrom a politically informed
696 00:25:43 - You wanna go upstairs andpractice your campaign speech on
697 00:25:45 - Work on our inflection?- Show me those pointed hand
698 00:25:48 - Why do you guys even botherwith innuendo.
699 00:25:53 - Later, Paige.
700 00:25:54 - Oh yeah, guys,just leave me alone
701 00:25:56 while I try and figureout who framed me?
702 00:25:59 - Oh.- Paige.
703 00:26:00 - Oh my god.- Hi.
704 00:26:01 - I didn't see you there.
705 00:26:02 - Must be the masking spell.- What?
706 00:26:04 - How have you been?Feeling any different lately?
707 00:26:06 Any lustful urges?Deep magnetic pulls?
708 00:26:08 - Mm-mm.- To anything? Anyone?
709 00:26:10 - Excuse me.- AJ.
710 00:26:11 There you are.
711 00:26:12 - Hi.
712 00:26:13 - We should go talk about track.
713 00:26:15 - I don't think so.CHANTAL: Did the virgin blood
714 00:26:18 That can't be, that was fresh.
715 00:26:19 - Okay, yeah,we can talk about track.
716 00:26:21 - It's supposedto get stronger with age.
717 00:26:22 Like, it's like fine wine.
718 00:26:23 - Hi.- Hi.
719 00:26:30 - Okay. I wasn't gonna getall Salem witch trials
720 00:26:32 and point fingers here,but I know that she put a curse
721 00:26:35 - I mean, she did steal someof my hair back in freshman
722 00:26:38 so I believe it.
723 00:26:42 [sighs]
724 00:26:45 So track, why?
725 00:26:47 I thought you weremore interested in art.
726 00:26:49 - Oh, trust me. I am.
727 00:26:50 But lucky for me,
728 00:26:52 Principal Collins decidedthat I'm KingPun.
729 00:26:54 So I have to figureout who KingPun is.
730 00:26:56 Otherwise, I'm goingto get suspended.
731 00:26:59 - That's so dumb.
732 00:27:01 - Yeah.
733 00:27:01 - That art is harmless.
734 00:27:02 - I know.It's also pretty good.
735 00:27:05 - Do you have any leads?
736 00:27:06 - I know that they're here.That's about it.
737 00:27:09 I'm just gonna poke arounduntil somebody cracks.
738 00:27:13 - So you're gonna interrogatea bunch of drunk teens.
739 00:27:16 Seems pretty easy.
740 00:27:20 - Well, you say that,but it could be anybody.
741 00:27:22 It could be you.
742 00:27:24 - Do I look whimsical enoughfor puns?
743 00:27:27 - Okay. Well, you do havean intimidating,
744 00:27:31 no bullshit,
745 00:27:32 striped shirt vibe going.
746 00:27:34 So I guess not.
747 00:27:36 - Thank you.
748 00:27:38 - Which would make youthe perfect bad cop
749 00:27:42 to my good cop.
750 00:27:43 - Excuse me?
751 00:27:46 - Follow me.- Oh.
752 00:27:48 [people chattering][cheering]
753 00:27:52 - Hi, Erin.- Hi.
754 00:27:53 - Where were you at 6:00 a.m.on the morning of the 14th.
755 00:27:57 - We get Tybalt groomedon Sundays.
756 00:27:58 Tybalt. My horse.Do you wanna see a photo?
757 00:28:03 Oh, my phone is dead.
758 00:28:04 - Yeah. No, never, never mind.Thank you.
759 00:28:07 [steam hissing][bubbling]
760 00:28:09 How close is the nearestMichael's art supply from your
761 00:28:11 - [coughs]Who's Michael?
762 00:28:13 - Can I have a hit?- Me too?
763 00:28:15 [phone chimes]- You have a secret Instagram,
764 00:28:17 - Yeah, but you can't affordto follow it.
765 00:28:18 - [chuckles] Sorry.
766 00:28:20 - Can you guys shineyour lights on me?
767 00:28:22 BOY:Alright, man, you ready?
768 00:28:22 AYA:Thank you.
769 00:28:24 [gulping]
770 00:28:28 AJ: Tim.[shudders]
771 00:28:30 What do you think of KingPun?
772 00:28:31 - Oh, Paige here?
773 00:28:32 - Aren't your parentsboth artists, Tim?
774 00:28:33 - Isn't your mom a nurse.
775 00:28:35 - Your point?
776 00:28:36 - I haven't seen yousave anyone's life.
777 00:28:37 - He's got a good point.
778 00:28:38 - You're supposedto be on my side.
779 00:28:40 - Right.
780 00:28:41 - Chantal, would youconsider yourself an artist?
781 00:28:44 - I mean, every witch isan artist in their own way.
782 00:28:48 But, I mean, yeah.I post to Tumblr all the time.
783 00:28:50 That's mostly just likeBuffy, Faith,
784 00:28:52 the brothers from Supernaturalsixty-nining.
785 00:28:53 So, normal.
786 00:28:55 - Well, what arttools do you use?
787 00:28:57 - I mean, I kind of dabblein everything.
788 00:28:58 Illustrator, oil paints,menstrual blood.
789 00:29:02 - Oh. Oh no.
790 00:29:03 - Yeah. Okay. Bye.
791 00:29:06 STACEY:...get political.
792 00:29:07 DILLON: Mm-hmm.You wanna get political?
793 00:29:09 Oh yeah? You wanna--
794 00:29:10 - Oh my fucking god.
795 00:29:11 - Oh fuck.
796 00:29:12 Oh, hi, Paige.- Hey.
797 00:29:13 - ...much bad thingsas possible...
798 00:29:16 - Cover AOC's eyes,she doesn't deserve to see this.
799 00:29:18 - Okay.- Come on!
800 00:29:20 - That was easy.- Bye.
801 00:29:21 [door closes]
802 00:29:23 - So, her house is huge.
803 00:29:26 - It just keeps going, I know.
804 00:29:27 - They probablyfuck in every room.
805 00:29:29 Those two are--- Are disturbingly cute
806 00:29:32 in a kind of kinky way?
807 00:29:33 - Yeah.- Yeah.
808 00:29:35 [both laugh]
809 00:29:37 Can't believe Chantal isour best lead right now.
810 00:29:39 - I mean, it kindof makes sense.
811 00:29:40 I-I've seen her drawingin class a few times.
812 00:29:42 - What? Really?- Mm.
813 00:29:43 - Paige, AJ.
814 00:29:47 ♪ romantic music plays ♪
815 00:29:51 ♪
816 00:29:54 - Oh my god, we needto take shots, like, right now.
817 00:29:56 For Paige joiningthe track team.
818 00:29:58 - Yeah, go ahead.I'm gonna pee.
819 00:30:00 - Okay. Let's go.
820 00:30:02 - Okay.
821 00:30:03 ♪ hip-hop music playing ♪
822 00:30:07 ♪
823 00:30:10 ♪
824 00:30:13 - Oh. Oh. Okay.
825 00:30:16 [glasses clink]GABBY: To joining track!
826 00:30:18 - To... sports!
827 00:30:22 - Bet our mouth stinksthe same right now.
828 00:30:23 - What?
829 00:30:24 - I just got something stuckin my throat.
830 00:30:25 - Another shot will fix that.- Yeah,
831 00:30:27 it always does.
832 00:30:29 ♪ party music continues ♪
833 00:30:32 ♪
834 00:30:35 [glasses clink]
835 00:30:37 ♪
836 00:30:41 [cheering]
837 00:30:43 GIRL:Yeah.
838 00:30:45 ♪
839 00:30:47 ♪
840 00:30:50 ♪ Everybody's gota little secret ♪
841 00:30:52 ♪ Maybe I'll tell you mine ♪
842 00:30:55 ♪ Bring yourselfjust a little bit closer ♪
843 00:30:58 ♪ A stranger in the night ♪
844 00:31:00 ♪ Something good can be hardto swallow ♪
845 00:31:03 ♪ The simple paradise ♪
846 00:31:05 ♪ Slow down if you wantto be my lover ♪
847 00:31:08 ♪ New touchin the moonlight ♪
848 00:31:15 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
849 00:31:22 - I'm so wasted.
850 00:31:24 - Oh my god, I'm so gladthat you joined track.
851 00:31:26 I feel like I never see yououtside of class.
852 00:31:28 - I know.
853 00:31:30 You're a Gemini, right?
854 00:31:32 - I'm a Pisces.
855 00:31:33 - Who says thatcomplicated can't work.
856 00:31:35 - What?- I said I love track.
857 00:31:38 GIRL:Gabby, come dance with us.
858 00:31:40 GABBY:Bye!
859 00:31:50 - Are we at the sad drunk phasein the night, huh?
860 00:31:54 - Dillon. Dillon. Dill Pickle.
861 00:31:58 - You wanna go home?You'll be better. Yes.
862 00:32:00 Your drunk ass has a trainingwith AJ tomorrow.
863 00:32:02 - Oh shit.- Right. Yeah.
864 00:32:04 -[sing-songy]Mr. President--
865 00:32:08 - Wow. Thank you so muchfor calling me Mr. President.
866 00:32:10 - You're welcome.- Okay, let's go.
867 00:32:12 [clears throat]
868 00:32:12 [indiscernible]
869 00:32:14 - Bye, bad cop.
870 00:32:16 - Bye. I'll see you tomorrow.Drink some Gatorade.
871 00:32:18 - [whispering]Sports juice.
872 00:32:22 - I like boobs,you know what I'm saying?
873 00:32:24 PAIGE:Tim, I see what you're doing.
874 00:32:26 Evidence.
875 00:32:28 Evidence.
876 00:32:32 - Who doesn't like boobs?
877 00:32:33 - Cheers.
878 00:32:38 TIM:Woo! Who's ready to party?
879 00:32:42 - You're so strong.
880 00:32:43 - I am strong.
881 00:32:46 - Oh. Whoa.- Whoa.
882 00:32:48 - Come on, our ride is here.
883 00:32:57 AJ:You made it?
884 00:32:58 - Yep.
885 00:33:00 Okay. Let's make mean Olympian.
886 00:33:04 - How are you notmassively hungover right now?
887 00:33:06 - Well, I drank that Gatoradethat you suggested,
888 00:33:09 and then I had a hot pocketand then I had some pizza
889 00:33:12 and then I hadsome ice cream.
890 00:33:13 Also, I might still be drunk.
891 00:33:17 - Is that coffee?Did you bring any water?
892 00:33:21 - Hmm. Okay. If this mentor-protégé thing is going to work
893 00:33:26 then you have to respectmy caffeinated process.
894 00:33:28 - Who said anythingabout being a mentor?
895 00:33:30 I'm only doing thisso you don't tank our ranking.
896 00:33:32 - Oh, I'm sorry.
897 00:33:34 Am I cutting into your
898 00:33:35 brooding-in-cornerswearing-a-leather-jacket time?
899 00:33:38 - I don't own a leather jacket
900 00:33:40 - Well, you look like you could.- Okay.
901 00:33:42 - So what are we doing first?Picking out my pump-up song?
902 00:33:45 - No, but you can stretch,and then we can start on three
903 00:33:48 - Three miles?
904 00:33:50 That is 2.9 more milesthan they said I have to run.
905 00:33:54 - 2.94 miles.
906 00:33:55 You're confusing milesand meters.
907 00:33:57 - I think you're confusing mewith the metric system.
908 00:34:01 - Let's go, Evans.
909 00:34:04 Put down your stuff.
910 00:34:05 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
911 00:34:09 ♪
912 00:34:13 ♪
913 00:34:17 [Paige gasping]
914 00:34:22 - Oh my god.
915 00:34:27 Oh my god.
916 00:34:29 I can't feel anything.
917 00:34:30 I can't feel my legs.
918 00:34:32 I can't feel my face.
919 00:34:35 - You're being alittle dramatic.
920 00:34:36 - It's the artist in me.
921 00:34:41 - Speaking of,
922 00:34:42 you wanna go to art school?
923 00:34:45 - Yeah.
924 00:34:47 Now that's likemy biggest dream.
925 00:34:49 - Hmm.
926 00:34:50 - But now that the pressure's onand I have to send in my summer
927 00:34:53 I have no ideawhat to send in.
928 00:34:55 - You started it yet?
929 00:35:00 - Since you asked.
930 00:35:01 [clears throat]
931 00:35:04 I've been workingon a few different things,
932 00:35:08 But none of itfeels right to me.
933 00:35:12 - Shit, you're really good.
934 00:35:15 - Thank you.
935 00:35:17 Now I just haveto make CalArt see that.
936 00:35:20 Pretend you're CalArts.Tell me what's missing.
937 00:35:23 - Uh... nothing.
938 00:35:26 I, I think it's really great.
939 00:35:30 - You're a really bad liar.
940 00:35:31 - No, I just--- Come on.
941 00:35:34 Tell me the truth.
942 00:35:36 - I don't know. I'm, I mean,I'm not an expert by any means,
943 00:35:38 but maybe it's just,
944 00:35:41 it is lacking some emotion.
945 00:35:45 - Okay.
946 00:35:46 I wasn't expectingconstructive criticism, but
947 00:35:50 - I knew that was a draft.Look, your art is amazing.
948 00:35:52 Seriously.
949 00:35:53 What was the prompt again?
950 00:35:55 - Show us your happiest moment.
951 00:35:57 - Right, okay. So do you thinkthat that, that shows that?
952 00:35:59 Or is there anythingthat is maybe happier?
953 00:36:04 - I had a really yummy donutthe other day.
954 00:36:09 - Uh, what about a,
955 00:36:11 a first loveor a first kiss or something?
956 00:36:16 - Uh, well, I haven't hadthose things,
957 00:36:18 so you're really pouring salton the wound here, AJ.
958 00:36:21 - All I'm saying is thatyou'll get there.
959 00:36:24 Just don't be afraidto draw something
960 00:36:26 a little more vulnerable.
961 00:36:29 [phone chimes]
962 00:36:32 - Look, they justposted something.
963 00:36:35 - AJ:Guess that would rule you out.
964 00:36:37 - At least it's noton school property this time.
965 00:36:39 - [scoffs] Well, it's a littlelate for that KingPun.
966 00:36:43 - Let's go, Frida Kahlo.
967 00:36:44 We've gotta get you to a pointwhere you can run
968 00:36:46 without wanting to puke.
969 00:36:48 - Might give me an edge.
970 00:36:50 - Doubt it.
971 00:36:52 - Did you know thatFrida Kahlo was bi?
972 00:36:55 She was the OG bi-con.
973 00:36:58 - Oh, nice. Uh--
974 00:37:01 - Got joke for days, AJ.
975 00:37:04 ♪ Kidd Kenn's Good Day playing ♪
976 00:37:08 [indiscernible chatter]
977 00:37:14 [grunts]
978 00:37:16 [grunts]- Come on--
979 00:37:18 Come on.Come on, you got it.
980 00:37:20 Go. Go. Push.
981 00:37:22 TIM:Come on, KingPun, get it. Get
982 00:37:25 Yeah!
983 00:37:26 ♪ I'ma have a good day ♪
984 00:37:29 ♪ You need somebodythat truly understands you ♪
985 00:37:33 ♪ I'm on your side we togetherI'm never playin' you ♪
986 00:37:36 ♪ It be the ones tryna helpthat can't stand you ♪
987 00:37:39 ♪ But have a good day ♪
988 00:37:42 ♪ I do me every dayI don't live for others ♪
989 00:37:45 ♪ Proud of who I amso I'm never under the covers ♪
990 00:37:48 ♪ I ran with itain't look back ♪
991 00:37:50 ♪ Now I got big racksin a book bag ♪
992 00:37:52 ♪ Smile at 'emwhen they look sad ♪
993 00:37:53 - Hey. Look.
994 00:37:54 ♪ They hate on me,throw shade on me ♪
995 00:37:56 ♪ When it's time to dropthey wait on me ♪
996 00:37:58 ♪ A lot of peoplehad changed on me ♪
997 00:37:59 ♪ Don't shit changebut the day homie ♪
998 00:38:01 ♪ Shit changedbut the next move ♪
999 00:38:02 ♪ They know I really balllike the Nets do ♪
1000 00:38:04 ♪ All the hatersbeen past due ♪
1001 00:38:05 ♪ Got too many feelingslike the last dude ♪
1002 00:38:07 ♪ And I don't trip'cause the hate be motivation ♪
1003 00:38:09 - Hey!
1004 00:38:11 - Hi.
1005 00:38:12 ♪ I make the bestoutta every situation ♪
1006 00:38:14 ♪ I be too realI be knowin' when they be fakin'
1007 00:38:17 ♪ But this is real,me and my people made it ♪
1008 00:38:20 ♪ You need somebody that asksyou, "Yo, how you feeling?" ♪
1009 00:38:22 [crowd cheering]
1010 00:38:25 MURRAY: Come on.Come on, Stacey. Oh no!
1011 00:38:28 Come on, Gabby, you got it.- I'm sorry.
1012 00:38:31 MURRAY: Come on, AJ,you got this.
1013 00:38:33 [crowd cheering]
1014 00:38:36 ♪ I'm on your side we togetherI'm never playin' you ♪
1015 00:38:40 MURRAY:AJ! You got this!
1016 00:38:42 You got it! You got it!
1017 00:38:44 Yeah! Yeah!- Come on!
1018 00:38:46 - Go! Go! Go! Go!
1019 00:38:49 - Yes![cheering]
1020 00:38:58 - Oh my god!
1021 00:39:01 TIM:Oh, Coach, Coach, Coach.
1022 00:39:03 - Okay. Alright!
1023 00:39:05 Alright.
1024 00:39:07 - It goes against my entirecoaching approach to say this,
1025 00:39:09 but you're actually gettingpretty good.
1026 00:39:13 - I knew you were usinga tough love approach with me.
1027 00:39:15 - I know, who do I think I am,my dad?
1028 00:39:20 That, that was a lot funnierin my head.
1029 00:39:23 - It's okay, dude.
1030 00:39:24 I'm no strangerto dark dad humor.
1031 00:39:28 Is he tough on you?
1032 00:39:31 - He just seesso much potential in me,
1033 00:39:32 I guess I don't wannalet him down.
1034 00:39:34 He wants me to geta scholarship to a D1 school.
1035 00:39:37 I think that's why I'm sostressed about doing well.
1036 00:39:41 But I don't wanna talkabout my dad.
1037 00:39:43 I'll save that onefor a future therapy session.
1038 00:39:45 - Speaking of psychoanalyzing,
1039 00:39:47 I think that you were rightabout my art.
1040 00:39:49 I, I think I do play it safe.
1041 00:39:52 - I get it.
1042 00:39:54 - But I'm not gonna let youforget that you said I was good.
1043 00:39:56 A compliment fromthe mysterious AJ Campos.
1044 00:39:59 - Don't make meregret it, Evans.
1045 00:40:04 You wanna try?
1046 00:40:05 - Mm. Can you play trackwith a broken leg?
1047 00:40:08 - Don't worry, I'll spot you.
1048 00:40:14 - Oh shit.
1049 00:40:15 - Okay. Bend your knees.
1050 00:40:16 ♪
1051 00:40:19 ♪
1052 00:40:22 ♪
1053 00:40:25 ♪
1054 00:40:28 ♪
1055 00:40:31 ♪
1056 00:40:35 - Hold up.
1057 00:40:38 - What?
1058 00:40:40 - I think thatthis is KingPun's notebook.
1059 00:40:42 - What, h-how do you know?
1060 00:40:44 - Look, dude,
1061 00:40:45 it's totally in their style,and it has KP written all over
1062 00:40:48 - Oh yeah, that would do it.
1063 00:40:49 - Maybe it's somebody in track.
1064 00:40:51 - Well, that wouldrule out Chantal.
1065 00:40:54 - It was never her.
1066 00:40:54 Cute puns are not her vibe,now that I think of it.
1067 00:40:59 This is exactly howI'm gonna nail KingPun.
1068 00:41:02 - How?
1069 00:41:03 - I'm gonna DM them and tellthem that I have their notebook.
1070 00:41:06 There's tonsof half-baked ideas in here.
1071 00:41:08 It's not like they're gonnawanna leave it behind.
1072 00:41:11 AJ:So what?
1073 00:41:12 You're just gonnagive it back to them
1074 00:41:14 without figuring out who it is?
1075 00:41:15 - AJ. You kidding me?
1076 00:41:19 We're gonna havea motherfucking stakeout.
1077 00:41:23 - Oh. No.
1078 00:41:28 Hold on.
1079 00:41:30 PAIGE: It's almost 8:00 p.m.,and KingPun left me on read.
1080 00:41:33 So I know that they saw it.
1081 00:41:35 - Wow. Your detectionskills are on point.
1082 00:41:38 - We should split up.Cover more ground.
1083 00:41:40 - Oh god,your efficiency is hot.
1084 00:41:43 - You're hot.
1085 00:41:43 - Help. Help. Help. Help.
1086 00:41:44 - You knowthe gate's open, right?
1087 00:41:47 Oh!- Oh my god!
1088 00:41:47 Paige. Are you okay?
1089 00:41:49 DILLON: Ay, dios mio.STACEY: Do you need help? Are
1090 00:41:51 - Ow.
1091 00:41:52 DILLON:This girl's gonna be the death
1092 00:41:54 ♪
1093 00:41:59 ♪
1094 00:42:02 - Hey.- Hey.
1095 00:42:04 GABBY:Wanna take the north side?
1096 00:42:06 - Yeah, sure.
1097 00:42:08 - Ugh.
1098 00:42:09 - They do know that'sthe south east side, right?
1099 00:42:12 - No, but it is so hotthat you do.
1100 00:42:14 - You're so hot.
1101 00:42:15 - You are so hot.- You are.
1102 00:42:16 - We are.- We are.
1103 00:42:17 - We are.
1104 00:42:18 BOTH TOGETHER:We are.
1105 00:42:19 We are. We are.
1106 00:42:20 AJ: Oh, I'm gladyou have each other.
1107 00:42:26 - Hello?
1108 00:42:28 - Oh shit.- Sorry.
1109 00:42:33 DILLON: Ooh.[Stacey chuckles]
1110 00:42:34 You know I like itwhen you grab my ass.
1111 00:42:37 - Well, on the upside,if you can't find KingPun,
1112 00:42:40 it's kind of like a cool badgeof honor to get suspended.
1113 00:42:45 - So you usually go for peoplewho get suspended?
1114 00:42:48 - Um, I don't really have atype. It's more of just a vibe.
1115 00:42:52 - So your vibe is Aya then, huh?
1116 00:42:55 - Well, actually,we just broke up.
1117 00:42:58 - Oh really?
1118 00:43:00 That sucks. Sorry.
1119 00:43:03 Are you over them?
1120 00:43:04 - Depends, Paige. Who's asking?
1121 00:43:07 - Not me. I don't care.
1122 00:43:08 - Ouch.
1123 00:43:12 - I care.
1124 00:43:14 I care.
1125 00:43:15 I just was trying to be niceand ask you questions. So--
1126 00:43:20 Not that good at that though.
1127 00:43:21 - Well, your questionsare cute. So--
1128 00:43:25 - Do you remember in fifth gradewhen we were partnered up
1129 00:43:28 to take care of that eggtogether in Ms. Higgins' class?
1130 00:43:32 - Oh yeah.
1131 00:43:33 I'm pretty sure I dropped mineon the first day
1132 00:43:35 and begged my momto replace it for me.
1133 00:43:37 Geez, I totally forgotyou were my partner for that.
1134 00:43:39 Damn, I was a shitty mom.
1135 00:43:41 - Well, if it's any consolation,
1136 00:43:43 I gave our egg a bath,and I boiled it to death.
1137 00:43:47 So guess I wasn'ta perfect mom either.
1138 00:43:51 Oh, hide.
1139 00:43:52 - It's gotta KingPun.
1140 00:43:53 - Aren't we supposedto be confronting them?
1141 00:43:55 - Yes. I'm just notgood at confrontation.
1142 00:43:57 - Clearly.
1143 00:44:03 Kind of weirdthat we've co-parented
1144 00:44:04 and never kissed before, huh?
1145 00:44:07 - Yeah. It's alittle bit strange.
1146 00:44:09 - Well, maybe we should try it.
1147 00:44:12 - We could try it.
1148 00:44:13 [car door opens]
1149 00:44:15 [car door closes]
1150 00:44:16 - You can lean in now.
1151 00:44:18 - Yeah. Right.
1152 00:44:23 - Sorry.
1153 00:44:27 [car door opens]
1154 00:44:31 [car door closes]- That was awkward.
1155 00:44:32 [engine starts]
1156 00:44:33 Oh shit, they're leaving.
1157 00:44:34 [tires squeal]
1158 00:44:36 TOGETHER:Hey! Wait! Stop!
1159 00:44:38 - Yo. I cannot believethat your stupid stakeout idea
1160 00:44:42 might have actually worked,but that was definitely Tim's
1161 00:44:44 - How do you know?
1162 00:44:45 - Who else drivesa bright green Challenger
1163 00:44:47 with a bumper sticker that reads"Your mom calls me daddy"?
1164 00:44:49 - Fucking Tim.[cell phone buzzing]
1165 00:44:50 STACEY:Mm-hmm.
1166 00:44:52 - Uh, hold on.I have to take this.
1167 00:44:57 - So do you thinkyou cracked the case?
1168 00:45:00 - Yeah, I guess so.
1169 00:45:08 DILLON: Paige, let's go.We're gonna be late.
1170 00:45:10 Are you seriously not packedfor our away meet yet?
1171 00:45:13 - I started.
1172 00:45:16 Dillon, I needto tell you something.
1173 00:45:17 - What, what happened?
1174 00:45:18 - Don't make ita big deal. Okay.
1175 00:45:20 - What happened?
1176 00:45:22 Did you find another oneof your mom's special movies?
1177 00:45:25 - Gabby and I kissed.
1178 00:45:27 - I'm sorry, what?
1179 00:45:29 - I know.
1180 00:45:30 - Wait, GabrielaCampos kissed you.
1181 00:45:34 Okay. Screw packing.Tell me exactly what happened.
1182 00:45:36 - I don't know. It kind ofjust happened at the stakeout.
1183 00:45:39 It was really weird, actually.
1184 00:45:42 - What do you mean weird?
1185 00:45:43 You've been waiting for this,like, literally your entire
1186 00:45:45 You're obsessed with her.
1187 00:45:46 - Well, it was veryanti-climactic.
1188 00:45:48 - Was it a bad kiss?
1189 00:45:49 Is that her fatal flaw?Does she have an Achilles
1190 00:45:51 - [sighs] Maybe it wasn't her.It was probably me.
1191 00:45:54 - That makes more sense.She's kissed a lot of people.
1192 00:45:57 - Shit! I haven't kissed anyone.I don't know how to kiss.
1193 00:45:59 - Yeah. You're probablya terrible kisser.
1194 00:46:00 - You need to teach me.- No.
1195 00:46:02 - Teach me.- What, ew!
1196 00:46:03 God, are you seriously tryingto kiss me right now?
1197 00:46:05 - Just kiss me please. Come on.
1198 00:46:06 - No means no, Paige.Come on.
1199 00:46:08 You're not a man.DILLON: Thank you.
1200 00:46:09 - Why are you so dressed up?
1201 00:46:12 - It's a structured blazer.Everybody quit tripping.
1202 00:46:15 Come on. Let's go.
1203 00:46:17 DILLON:Did you pack us the food?
1204 00:46:20 PAIGE: Ugh. I can't believeI'm such a bad kisser.
1205 00:46:23 - Oh no, no, no, no.
1206 00:46:25 Bad kisser, that is impossible.Not possible.
1207 00:46:28 The Evans womenare legendary kissers.
1208 00:46:32 Your grandmother won theFrenching contest three years
1209 00:46:34 - Oh my god.- I placed second.
1210 00:46:36 - What?- I've told you about this?
1211 00:46:38 I tied withyour great aunt Janine.
1212 00:46:39 Oh my god,she is a maniac.
1213 00:46:42 - Wow. I guess the promiscuousgene skips a generation.
1214 00:46:44 - That's what they say.
1215 00:46:45 - Do you think maybeit's not the kiss, it's the
1216 00:46:48 - Oh.- What does that mean?
1217 00:46:50 - Maybe you were let down by thekiss because your crush has run
1218 00:46:53 - But I've liked Gabby forever.
1219 00:46:55 - Might think that maybethere are other people out
1220 00:46:57 - Yeah.- Like who?
1221 00:46:58 [knocking]
1222 00:47:00 - Hi, Mrs. Evans. Miss. Sorry.
1223 00:47:01 - Hey, AJ.- AJ.
1224 00:47:03 Wow. Finally, we meet afterhearing about you 24/7 from this
1225 00:47:08 - She's being sarcastic.
1226 00:47:09 - I mean, the word constantlysprings to mind.
1227 00:47:12 - Um, what are you gonna do nowthat the antisocial artist is
1228 00:47:14 - Oh man.So many possibilities.
1229 00:47:17 I mean, the sky'sthe limit, right?
1230 00:47:18 I'm not gonna crumble.That's the one thing I'm not
1231 00:47:21 - We're gone for a night.
1232 00:47:22 - I know. Well,it doesn't matter.
1233 00:47:23 I'm not gonna crumble. So--
1234 00:47:25 Hey, AJ, um,do me a favor
1235 00:47:27 and try to get old Paige hereto loosen up a little bit.
1236 00:47:30 Okay.
1237 00:47:31 You know, like,
1238 00:47:32 fire up a bong and knock backa couple of wine coolers.
1239 00:47:36 Oh my god. I have poppers in thecar. Should I run? Grab?
1240 00:47:38 - No. That's thewrong type of gay.
1241 00:47:41 - Well, hello there.Long time, no see.
1242 00:47:44 - A little delayed gratificationnever hurt anyone.
1243 00:47:47 - Okay.
1244 00:47:48 MURRAY:So you making me wait.
1245 00:47:50 - They call itedging these days.
1246 00:47:52 I looked it up on Wikipedia,
1247 00:47:53 and the definitionis quite rank.
1248 00:47:57 - I don't know the meaningof rank, but I believe you.
1249 00:47:59 - It means filthy dirty.
1250 00:48:02 - Well, I'm gonna just get yournumber off the emergency contact
1251 00:48:05 - Okay. I've hadyour number for, like,
1252 00:48:07 I don't know how many days.
1253 00:48:09 Go with the program. Okay.
1254 00:48:10 I mean, text me.Like, I'm not getting any
1255 00:48:12 Come on.
1256 00:48:13 [hydraulics hissing]
1257 00:48:15 - Let's go!
1258 00:48:17 MAN:Here are you room keys, sir.
1259 00:48:19 Quiet hours start at 11:00.
1260 00:48:24 [indiscernible chatter]
1261 00:48:29 [whistle blows]
1262 00:48:30 - Okay. Listen up,hormonal teens.
1263 00:48:34 Now on this list is the nameof your roommate.
1264 00:48:37 I know that 60 percentof you are queer,
1265 00:48:39 but, guys, don't goin the girls' room.
1266 00:48:42 And, girls, please don't goin the guys' room.
1267 00:48:45 We don't want anybodygetting pregnant.
1268 00:48:47 And I'm talking specificallyto you, Stacey and Dillon.
1269 00:48:49 - [gasps]- What? We would never.
1270 00:48:51 - One, as I made it clearon my campaign trail,
1271 00:48:53 I will not be allowingthe administration to control
1272 00:48:55 what I do with my body.
1273 00:48:56 Two. Obviously, I'mon birth control.
1274 00:48:58 - Well, I'm on team control,
1275 00:48:59 and I want lights outby 9:00 p.m.
1276 00:49:03 I have a FaceTime datewith a very lovely lady.
1277 00:49:08 I don't want to be interrupted.
1278 00:49:09 And Paige, no graffiti.
1279 00:49:11 - [whispers] Your new stepdad.- Ugh.
1280 00:49:14 - Hey.
1281 00:49:14 - Hi.
1282 00:49:15 - We should talk.
1283 00:49:17 - Hey, guess we'rerooming together.
1284 00:49:19 Can't get rid of you.
1285 00:49:20 - Um, I'm gonna go find outwho my roommate is,
1286 00:49:22 but I'll see you later.
1287 00:49:26 - Did you knowthat squirrels remember
1288 00:49:28 every single personthey've ever seen?
1289 00:49:30 - What?- They have photographic
1290 00:49:33 - Mm-hmm.
1291 00:49:34 Uh, I look forward to hearingmore animal facts tonight.
1292 00:49:36 PAIGE:Oh good. 'Cause there are so
1293 00:49:39 - Guys, team party.My room, 9:30. Be there.
1294 00:49:42 - No, you guys heard coach.We, we can't do that.
1295 00:49:44 - Oh no.
1296 00:49:45 Yeah, we definitelycan't do that.
1297 00:49:46 Especially since our track meetstarts at 2:00 p.m., right?
1298 00:49:49 Looks like we're gettingfucked up tonight.
1299 00:49:51 - Oh Paige. You're so innocent.
1300 00:49:53 ♪ party music playing[people chattering and laughing]
1301 00:49:57 - Okay. This one iseither whiskey or rum.
1302 00:50:02 Then we've got peach vodka.We've got lemon vodka.
1303 00:50:05 - Wiper fluid?
1304 00:50:06 - More vodka.
1305 00:50:08 And we got mouthwash,
1306 00:50:09 but you just gotta drinka lot of it to get fucked up.
1307 00:50:11 - Mm, that looksthe least risky.
1308 00:50:13 - Is that all you could getfrom your parents?
1309 00:50:15 - Yeah. Well, look,my beard is coming in
1310 00:50:17 so it's only a matter of timebefore I stop getting carded.
1311 00:50:19 - Oh yeah, for sure.
1312 00:50:21 - BOY: Yo, Tim!- Hey.
1313 00:50:23 - There he is.
1314 00:50:25 - You know, you actually haveto confront Tim
1315 00:50:27 about being KingPunto accuse him, right?
1316 00:50:28 - I've been working up to it.
1317 00:50:31 - She really scaresme sometimes.
1318 00:50:33 - Tim.
1319 00:50:34 I know you're KingPun.I have your notebook.
1320 00:50:36 - What?
1321 00:50:37 - I saw you after schoolthe other night. Okay.
1322 00:50:39 What were you doing thereif not to get your notebook?
1323 00:50:42 - [whispers]Okay, okay, okay.
1324 00:50:44 I'll tell you.
1325 00:50:46 I'm in Renaissance club.
1326 00:50:47 - Come again?
1327 00:50:49 - I'm in Renaissance club.I'm a Rennie, if you will.
1328 00:50:52 - Oh my god.
1329 00:50:53 - We were havingour monthly feast.
1330 00:50:55 And when I got to school,
1331 00:50:58 well, it was canceled.
1332 00:50:59 - I don't believe you.
1333 00:51:01 - Are you serious?
1334 00:51:03 Look.
1335 00:51:07 - Wow.
1336 00:51:08 - Okay. Everyone gather around,it is game time.
1337 00:51:13 - We have to play some games.
1338 00:51:14 - Still got a... lotof questions for you.
1339 00:51:18 - I got a lot of answers.
1340 00:51:19 - A lot of questions.
1341 00:51:20 [laughter]
1342 00:51:24 - Hey.- Hey.
1343 00:51:25 - Perfect timing. We're aboutto play seven minutes.
1344 00:51:29 - What? Like sevenminutes in heaven?
1345 00:51:32 - No. That perpetuatesa Christian narrative.
1346 00:51:34 We're playing seven minutesin the hotel bathroom,
1347 00:51:36 and it's a track tradition.
1348 00:51:38 Okay, everyone, phones in,pride at the door.
1349 00:51:41 - For any new additions,the rules are simple.
1350 00:51:44 You put your phone in the bagand if your phone gets picked,
1351 00:51:46 you have to go into the bathroomwith another person.
1352 00:51:48 And since this is 2022,
1353 00:51:50 we will not force anyoneto make out if you don't want
1354 00:51:52 But I will say seven minutes issuch a long time
1355 00:51:54 to be in the bathroomwith someone and not make out.
1356 00:51:56 DILLON: Just saying, Paige.- Okay? Alright.
1357 00:51:58 Everyone's phones are in.Alright.
1358 00:52:01 First phone is--
1359 00:52:04 ♪ Alex Lahey'sI Love You Like a Brother
1360 00:52:07 ♪
1361 00:52:10 ♪
1362 00:52:16 ♪ You don't like sportsand I don't like dresses ♪
1363 00:52:18 ♪ Luckily for us,our parents got the message ♪
1364 00:52:21 ♪ You'd always say "No"to combat my yeses ♪
1365 00:52:24 ♪ You know me betterthan I give you credit ♪
1366 00:52:26 ♪ People say we look the same,but I don't think we do ♪
1367 00:52:29 ♪ Maybe it's a consequenceof sharing the same womb ♪
1368 00:52:32 ALL:Oh!
1369 00:52:35 - Paige!
1370 00:52:35 I believe this questionablephone case belongs to you.
1371 00:52:39 - No.DILLON: Yes.
1372 00:52:40 Now let's see.
1373 00:52:45 Whose case is this?
1374 00:52:47 AJ AND GABBY:That'd be mine.
1375 00:52:50 - What's your background?
1376 00:52:51 - Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie.
1377 00:52:55 - AJ. It's you.
1378 00:52:57 Come on. Get in there.
1379 00:52:59 Come on. Let's go.
1380 00:53:01 Rules are rules.We don't make the rules.
1381 00:53:03 They're just the rules.
1382 00:53:04 STACEY: Have fun.[door opens]
1383 00:53:06 - Use the dental dams.[door closes]
1384 00:53:14 PAIGE:Oh, I got one.
1385 00:53:17 Did you know that pandas
1386 00:53:20 fake their pregnanciesto get extra food?
1387 00:53:24 - Oh wow. Anotherrandom animal fact.
1388 00:53:27 So soon?
1389 00:53:29 - I know. I'm just nervous.
1390 00:53:31 Don't you kind ofknow me by now.
1391 00:53:34 - Yeah. I kind of do.
1392 00:53:36 Okay. Let me think of,
1393 00:53:39 of random animal factwhile you get yourself together,
1394 00:53:45 - Psst.
1395 00:53:47 You could also justtell me something real.
1396 00:53:53 - Yeah.
1397 00:53:54 Okay. Yeah.
1398 00:53:58 Um--
1399 00:54:02 I'm terrified of flying.
1400 00:54:05 - Is that all you're giving me?
1401 00:54:06 - Yes. Well, I don't, I just,
1402 00:54:08 I don't think that humansare meant to sit in chairs
1403 00:54:13 in the sky, you know.
1404 00:54:14 Like, like, that's messed up,if you think about it.
1405 00:54:16 - Damn.[both laugh]
1406 00:54:18 We are bad atthe small talk thing.
1407 00:54:22 - I tried.
1408 00:54:24 - But at least it's betterthan us awkwardly making out.
1409 00:54:26 - Yeah.
1410 00:54:27 I mean, what, can,can you imagine,
1411 00:54:29 what, suddenlywe're hardcore making out?
1412 00:54:31 - Mm. That just sounds- Come on.
1413 00:54:34 - really crazy.
1414 00:54:35 - It, it would be hilarious.
1415 00:54:36 - It would be just super funny.
1416 00:54:40 - Yeah.
1417 00:54:41 Funny, like this beingmy first kiss.
1418 00:54:45 - Very funny.
1419 00:54:50 - I know everyone makesassumptions about me.
1420 00:54:53 The mysterious AJ Campos.
1421 00:54:56 Brooding, leather jacket type,
1422 00:54:58 but, um, no,never kissed anyone.
1423 00:55:02 Ever.
1424 00:55:05 I guess we have that lackof experience in common.
1425 00:55:08 - Yeah.
1426 00:55:12 But why haven't you?
1427 00:55:13 I mean, I'm sure that,
1428 00:55:15 you know,people probably want to.
1429 00:55:17 - I'm not opposed to it.
1430 00:55:20 - I'm not opposed to it either.
1431 00:55:22 - Kissing someone?
1432 00:55:24 - Kissing you.
1433 00:55:26 - Oh.
1434 00:55:28 ♪ romantic music playing ♪
1435 00:55:33 ♪
1436 00:55:37 ♪
1437 00:55:40 ♪
1438 00:55:45 ♪
1439 00:55:54 - Do you think thatthis is gonna be awkward later?
1440 00:55:56 - No, I really don't think so.
1441 00:56:00 - Do you have enough blanket?- Do you have enough room?
1442 00:56:03 We're being weird about this.
1443 00:56:05 Yeah.
1444 00:56:07 And this really does not haveto be weird.
1445 00:56:09 - No.
1446 00:56:11 It doesn't.
1447 00:56:20 I honestly don't thinkI'm gonna be able to fall
1448 00:56:22 Like, my mind is racingfrom this whole CalArts thing.
1449 00:56:26 - You're really lucky your momis so supportive of you being--
1450 00:56:28 - Gay.
1451 00:56:29 - No. I'm gonna say an artist.
1452 00:56:31 - Oh.- I do. Yeah.
1453 00:56:35 I feel like I would never pursuesomething like that.
1454 00:56:38 - Because of your parents?
1455 00:56:40 - Like... to them,
1456 00:56:43 everything artistic is a risk.
1457 00:56:46 Which I, I guess I get.
1458 00:56:50 - What did they saywhen you came out?
1459 00:56:53 - When I told my mom I was bi,
1460 00:56:55 she didn't really say anything.
1461 00:56:57 But when Gabby came out,
1462 00:57:00 she made it pretty impossibleto ignore.
1463 00:57:03 She did it at her 14th birthdayparty. Like, at the party.
1464 00:57:07 - Oh wow.- Yeah.
1465 00:57:09 I think my abuelawas gonna puke.
1466 00:57:14 - Is it hard having a twin?
1467 00:57:17 - I mean, I love her,
1468 00:57:19 and we have thisreally special, cool bond.
1469 00:57:23 But Gabby's alsopainfully charming,
1470 00:57:25 and everyone's obsessedwith her.
1471 00:57:31 [sighs]
1472 00:57:31 It's just an impossiblecomparison to live up to, you
1473 00:57:38 That was a lot. I don't knowwhy I told you all that.
1474 00:57:41 - It wasn't a lot.
1475 00:57:43 I'm glad you told me.
1476 00:57:45 - But what about you?
1477 00:57:48 Is it hard growing upwith just your mom?
1478 00:57:50 - Mm, sometimes, but not really.
1479 00:57:56 I just love her so much.
1480 00:57:59 Mm, she's like my best friend.
1481 00:58:01 - Aw.- Don't tell her that though.
1482 00:58:03 She wants it too much.
1483 00:58:07 One day, she just decidedshe wanted a kid,
1484 00:58:09 so she got some spermand she did it herself.
1485 00:58:14 - That's pretty badass.
1486 00:58:19 Now I know where you getyour confidence from.
1487 00:58:21 - What are you talking about?
1488 00:58:25 You're the one who has the wholequiet confident thing going on.
1489 00:58:30 Nobody ever knowswhat you're thinking,
1490 00:58:33 including me.
1491 00:58:35 - Hey.
1492 00:58:38 I'm working on it.
1493 00:58:39 ♪
1494 00:58:43 ♪
1495 00:58:47 ♪
1496 00:58:51 ♪
1497 00:58:55 ♪
1498 00:58:59 ♪
1499 00:59:06 - We should--
1500 00:59:07 - Yeah, you're right, we shouldprobably get some sleep.
1501 00:59:10 - Yeah. Yeah.
1502 00:59:18 - Okay.
1503 00:59:33 Good night, Paige.
1504 00:59:36 - Night, AJ.
1505 00:59:39 ♪ Girl in Red'sWatch You Sleep playing ♪
1506 00:59:40 ♪ The morning sun ♪
1507 00:59:43 ♪ Shines on your skin ♪
1508 00:59:47 ♪ 'Cause your white curtains ♪
1509 00:59:49 ♪ They are paper-thin ♪
1510 00:59:55 ♪ Windows open ♪
1511 00:59:57 ♪ I can feel the breeze ♪
1512 01:00:02 ♪ But we're safe here ♪
1513 01:00:04 ♪ Under the sheets ♪
1514 01:00:08 ♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪
1515 01:00:13 ♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪
1516 01:00:16 ♪ And listen to you breathe ♪
1517 01:00:20 ♪ Ooh, oh ♪
1518 01:00:22 ♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪
1519 01:00:26 [door closes]
1520 01:00:28 ♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪
1521 01:00:32 GABBY:I've asked you nicely.
1522 01:00:35 All I wanted wassome Cheetos.
1523 01:00:38 Hey, give me my food!
1524 01:00:45 - Hey.
1525 01:00:46 - Hey!
1526 01:00:47 Oh my god, thankgod you're here.
1527 01:00:50 - Gabby, drunk Gabby.
1528 01:00:53 - The stupid vending machinewon't give me my food.
1529 01:00:58 - I got you.
1530 01:00:59 [clears throat]- Wow.
1531 01:01:01 I'm telling you, listen,
1532 01:01:03 I've tried thisso many times tonight,
1533 01:01:05 and it has not happened.
1534 01:01:06 I mean, I don't know--
1535 01:01:08 Oh.
1536 01:01:10 Food!
1537 01:01:13 Thank you.
1538 01:01:14 It's so crazy.
1539 01:01:16 - I'm gonna walk youto your room, okay.
1540 01:01:18 - If you wanna walk me backto my room, Paige,
1541 01:01:20 then that's what we're gonna do.
1542 01:01:21 - I'm gonna do that.- Alright.
1543 01:01:24 Remember,
1544 01:01:25 remember when I told youthat me and Aya broke up?
1545 01:01:28 - Yeah.
1546 01:01:30 - Well, it actually turns outthat they broke up with me.
1547 01:01:35 No one knows that though.
1548 01:01:37 Gabby Campos got dumped.
1549 01:01:39 Shh.
1550 01:01:43 - Are you okay?
1551 01:01:46 - Um, yeah, I am--
1552 01:01:50 I'm not.
1553 01:01:53 You're good at making mefeel better though.
1554 01:01:56 - I can't, I can't,I can't. I'm sorry.
1555 01:01:59 - Why don't you want to kiss me?
1556 01:02:03 Why does no one wantto kiss me?
1557 01:02:05 - I'm sorry, I just havea crush on somebody else.
1558 01:02:10 - Story of my life,am I right?
1559 01:02:13 [beeping]
1560 01:02:14 [rattling]
1561 01:02:17 - Gabby?
1562 01:02:21 It's a froyo loyalty card.
1563 01:02:25 - Yeah,
1564 01:02:28 that it is.
1565 01:02:32 See ya later, alligator.
1566 01:02:35 - Good night.
1567 01:02:37 ♪
1568 01:02:41 ♪
1569 01:02:45 ♪
1570 01:02:49 ♪
1571 01:02:53 ♪
1572 01:02:56 AJ, are you awake?
1573 01:03:01 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1574 01:03:03 ANNOUNCER 1: [on mic] Well,friends, it doesn't get any
1575 01:03:05 We're here at the historicCentral Square Track and Field,
1576 01:03:09 and we've got a big one today.
1577 01:03:11 And this is the stuffdreams are made of,
1578 01:03:13 but also nightmaresif you're not in the top three.
1579 01:03:16 - It goes by so fast,like childhood.
1580 01:03:18 I just hope that everybody takesevery moment in
1581 01:03:21 and makes it special.
1582 01:03:23 - Now some would saythere are no losers here today.
1583 01:03:25 Is that true?- No.
1584 01:03:26 - Fantastic.
1585 01:03:28 - The polls sayyou're two points behind.
1586 01:03:30 - Oh yeah?- Mm-hmm.
1587 01:03:31 -I wouldn't trust the polls,
1588 01:03:32 especially when they're runby two freshmen
1589 01:03:33 who have crushes on you.
1590 01:03:34 - Okay, Todd and Harry didthe best they can
1591 01:03:36 with the resources they have.
1592 01:03:37 - Mm-hmm, yeah?"The best they can?"
1593 01:03:38 Are they?Are they really?
1594 01:03:40 - Guys, emergency.
1595 01:03:41 Have you guys seen AJ?
1596 01:03:42 I tried to sit next to her onthe bus, but then Coach cornered
1597 01:03:44 to talk about my mom'sfood preferences.
1598 01:03:45 - No, why?
1599 01:03:46 You have that anxious-sweating
1600 01:03:47 through-your-clinical-strengthdeodorant look in your eye.
1601 01:03:49 - AJ and I kissed last night.
1602 01:03:50 - Shut up!- What?
1603 01:03:51 - And then Gabby triedto kiss me, again.
1604 01:03:53 - Oh my god.- Oh no.
1605 01:03:54 - And I'm freakingout because AJ thinks
1606 01:03:56 it was both of our first kisses,but it wasn't.
1607 01:03:58 My first kiss was with Gabby,and I don't know what to do
1608 01:04:00 because I actually like AJ.
1609 01:04:02 - No shit.
1610 01:04:03 - Dillon,
1611 01:04:06 our kiss was really real.
1612 01:04:08 You know what I'm saying?It was really good.
1613 01:04:10 - Okay, uh, Paige,take, take a deep breath
1614 01:04:13 'cause you can't havean orgasm on the field.
1615 01:04:14 - I just don't know what to do.
1616 01:04:16 I don't want her to thinkthat it didn't matter.
1617 01:04:18 And I don't want her thinkthat I like her sister, I don't.
1618 01:04:20 I don't want her to hate me.
1619 01:04:21 We were talking all night,and I really don't want her to
1620 01:04:26 ANNOUNCER 1: [over speaker]Four by 100 relay teams,
1621 01:04:28 please report tothe starting line!
1622 01:04:29 - What am I gonna do?
1623 01:04:30 - Um, okay, well, first of all,
1624 01:04:33 you're gonna run the race
1625 01:04:35 and hopefullyyou won't trip and fall,
1626 01:04:37 and then we can figure outwhat to say to AJ.
1627 01:04:38 - I feel like I'm gonna shit mypants like that marathon runner
1628 01:04:41 - Shit your pants?
1629 01:04:42 Please shit your pants,that would be hilarious.
1630 01:04:43 - No, please don't shit yourpants. It's gonna slow us down.
1631 01:04:46 - True, maybe don'tshit your pants.
1632 01:04:47 - And that's it for the javelin.
1633 01:04:49 We're getting that young athletecarted off the field.
1634 01:04:51 I'm sure they'll be okay.
1635 01:04:52 They're doing amazing things nowwith blood platelet therapy.
1636 01:04:55 And now we're on to the big one,
1637 01:04:57 the granddaddy of them all,
1638 01:04:59 the fastest 50 secondsin sport,
1639 01:05:01 the four by 100 meter relay.
1640 01:05:03 [over speakers] Trigger warning,there will be a gunshot to
1641 01:05:06 but it's fake.
1642 01:05:08 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1643 01:05:09 ANNOUNCER 1:Runners, take your mark.
1644 01:05:11 ♪ Tell me that I'm yummywhen I'm driving in your car ♪
1645 01:05:14 ♪ T-t-tell me that you love mewhen we cruise the boulevard ♪
1646 01:05:18 ♪ Baby, tell methat you like my style ♪
1647 01:05:20 ♪ Make you moan real loud ♪
1648 01:05:21 ♪ Yeah, yeah, you're my queen ♪
1649 01:05:22 ♪ But daddy be-be wearingthe crown, uh ♪
1650 01:05:25 ♪ We sit at the king's table ♪
1651 01:05:27 ♪ The courts we assembledare disabled ♪
1652 01:05:29 - How would you approacha baton handoff?
1653 01:05:31 - I'd go like this.
1654 01:05:33 Okay, ready? Grab.
1655 01:05:35 So I don't look.
1656 01:05:36 I'll do it again.- Ah, incredible.
1657 01:05:39 Incredible.And our hands did not touch.
1658 01:05:40 - Oh, but you haveto do it backwards.
1659 01:05:42 Just picture this, butbackwards. - Okay.
1660 01:05:43 [crowd cheering]
1661 01:05:48 ANNOUNCER 1:On your mark!
1662 01:05:51 Get set.
1663 01:05:53 [gunshot]
1664 01:05:54 [crowd cheering]
1665 01:06:02 GIRL:Go, Gabby!
1666 01:06:05 Go, go, go!
1667 01:06:09 - Here we are withthe second leg of the race
1668 01:06:11 and for Miller High,this is Gabriela Campos.
1669 01:06:13 She's one of the captains.
1670 01:06:15 - Look at 'em go, wow.
1671 01:06:17 She's really, she's just,she's just doing a lot of this.
1672 01:06:20 - She's doing tons of this.
1673 01:06:22 This is gonna be a crucialhandoff here to newcomer Paige
1674 01:06:24 And they get it done!And now Paige Evans is off.
1675 01:06:26 ♪ Oh, I don't wanna let it go ♪
1676 01:06:28 ♪ Kick, kick,kick it on the floor ♪
1677 01:06:30 ♪ Pick it upand do some more, more ♪
1678 01:06:32 ♪ Oh, yeah,we're never gonna stop ♪
1679 01:06:35 ♪ Find the rhythm, make it pop ♪
1680 01:06:37 ♪ Oh, oh, oh oh ♪
1681 01:06:39 ♪ Monetary things might gleam,but the sun makes the beams ♪
1682 01:06:42 ♪ And we are human beingsand yeah, that's an animal ♪
1683 01:06:44 ♪ Lion on the plainbut call us the cannibal ♪
1684 01:06:46 ♪ And it's terrible ♪
1685 01:06:47 ♪ How we let ourselvesget played on like an Atari ♪
1686 01:06:49 ♪ I'm not sorry 'cause my heartbeats for tomorrow's love ♪
1687 01:06:52 ♪ Not, not tomorrow's blood ♪
1688 01:06:53 ANNOUNCER 1: Now look at MillerHigh, they are neck and neck.
1689 01:06:56 An absolute surprise.Oh, the humanity of it all.
1690 01:07:00 Incredible.Linklater close behind.
1691 01:07:02 Now ahead, going in the lead.
1692 01:07:04 Miller High--
1693 01:07:06 Miller High second place!
1694 01:07:09 [group cheering]
1695 01:07:12 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1696 01:07:13 ♪
1697 01:07:17 ♪
1698 01:07:19 ♪
1699 01:07:24 - Second place!
1700 01:07:26 - Hey, can I talk to youabout last night?
1701 01:07:29 - What about last night?
1702 01:07:31 What happened last night?
1703 01:07:32 - My drunk ass triedto kiss Paige.
1704 01:07:34 I'm sorry,I should have asked
1705 01:07:36 and not just assumedbecause we kissed before,
1706 01:07:38 but honestly I should probablyapologize for that kiss too.
1707 01:07:41 I clearly don't dealwith breakups well.
1708 01:07:46 - You all know about this?
1709 01:07:47 - It's really not what--
1710 01:07:48 - No, it's fine.
1711 01:07:49 You don't haveto explain yourself.
1712 01:07:50 - AJ, can we please talk?
1713 01:07:51 - No, it's fine.
1714 01:07:53 It was just a kiss, right?
1715 01:07:56 And actually, I should beapologizing to you.
1716 01:08:00 I'm KingPun, so we're even.
1717 01:08:02 - What?- Oh shit.
1718 01:08:04 - You guys like each other?
1719 01:08:06 - Gab, really, keep up please.
1720 01:08:08 - [sighs] Shit.
1721 01:08:09 AJ, wait!
1722 01:08:12 - No, Paige, Paige,Paige, Paige, Paige.
1723 01:08:14 Give them a moment, okay.
1724 01:08:16 It's okay.
1725 01:08:17 It's okay. It's okay.
1726 01:08:18 ♪
1727 01:08:23 - AJ, wait.
1728 01:08:24 - Leave me alone, Gabby.
1729 01:08:25 - Wait.
1730 01:08:26 I didn't know youliked her, okay.
1731 01:08:28 I never would'vekissed her if I did.
1732 01:08:30 - Yeah, I know,but this always happens.
1733 01:08:32 Every time I tryto make new friends
1734 01:08:34 or just do my own thing,
1735 01:08:36 people always thinkof you first.
1736 01:08:37 - I'm sorry.
1737 01:08:38 - God, I was so stupid forthinking this time was
1738 01:08:41 - AJ, you're not stupid.
1739 01:08:43 Paige isn't even into me.
1740 01:08:45 She said she likes someone else,I'm guessing you.
1741 01:08:47 - She never told me that.
1742 01:08:49 - Just like you didn't tell meyou were KingPun.
1743 01:08:51 I mean, what is going on withyou? Why wouldn't you tell me
1744 01:08:53 - Because Mom and Dad would killme if they found out I was
1745 01:08:55 on literally anythingother than school or track,
1746 01:08:58 let alone defacing the school.
1747 01:09:00 - But it's me, AJ.
1748 01:09:03 - I know.
1749 01:09:06 But everything I do is alwaysovershadowed by you, Gabs.
1750 01:09:11 I needed somethingthat was mine.
1751 01:09:13 - How am I supposed to help youif you don't tell me anything?
1752 01:09:15 - Help me with what,Mom and Dad?
1753 01:09:18 - They're hard on me too,you know.
1754 01:09:20 - Oh, now this isabout you, great.
1755 01:09:21 - I'm sorry.
1756 01:09:23 I didn't mean it.
1757 01:09:25 - Listen, I will be fine.
1758 01:09:27 Just let second placefeel like last today, okay.
1759 01:09:34 ANGIE:Wow,
1760 01:09:35 AJ is KingPun.
1761 01:09:38 - Mm-hmm.- Mm.
1762 01:09:40 I did not see that coming.
1763 01:09:42 - Neither did I.
1764 01:09:45 Thank you for getting memy favorite, by the way.
1765 01:09:47 - You're welcome.
1766 01:09:48 I mean, I got it for bothof us, so I-- well, okay.
1767 01:09:52 Um,
1768 01:09:55 so, I hate to bring this up,
1769 01:09:57 but it's almost theend of the semester
1770 01:10:00 and I was kind of a-wonderin'
1771 01:10:03 what you were planning to doabout the whole suspension
1772 01:10:08 - Mm, I have no clue.
1773 01:10:09 - Mm-hmm.
1774 01:10:11 - I don't want to give AJ awaybecause her dad would be really
1775 01:10:14 but I also don't want to ruinthis whole CalArts thing.
1776 01:10:17 - Yeah, I get it.
1777 01:10:20 - Everything is falling apart.
1778 01:10:23 She won't speak to me.
1779 01:10:26 She ignored methe whole time on the bus,
1780 01:10:27 and she doesn't answerany of my texts.
1781 01:10:29 So... how am I supposedto draw my happiest moment
1782 01:10:33 when I'm the most depressedI've ever been?
1783 01:10:36 - Well, stop wondering
1784 01:10:38 how you could have donethings differently, you know.
1785 01:10:40 I mean, sometimes you just haveto let your feelings guide you.
1786 01:10:43 That's all you can really do.
1787 01:10:45 And then sometimesyour head and your heart
1788 01:10:49 end up duking it out.
1789 01:10:51 - Well, those two thingsaren't really working right now,
1790 01:10:54 - She's gonna come around.You've just got to give her some
1791 01:10:57 That's the way this works.
1792 01:11:00 - You didn't seethe look on her face, Mom.
1793 01:11:02 - I know. I didn't, but
1794 01:11:06 I've been AJ.
1795 01:11:07 Okay.
1796 01:11:09 I've been you, I've been Gabby.
1797 01:11:12 You break hearts,
1798 01:11:13 you get your heart broken,and everything in between.
1799 01:11:16 That's just how it works.
1800 01:11:17 Be cool. And I think eventuallyAJ will hear what you're saying.
1801 01:11:23 - Having feelings is evil.
1802 01:11:25 - It's the worst.
1803 01:11:27 No feelings would be better,
1804 01:11:29 but that's justnot the way it is.
1805 01:11:32 I do have one morereally important question
1806 01:11:34 - What's up?
1807 01:11:36 - How does Coach Murray look?
1808 01:11:38 - Oh.- Like, seriously, level with
1809 01:11:40 Tell me everything.I want all the details.
1810 01:11:44 DILLON: What do you mean youthink only five people are gonna
1811 01:11:47 STACEY:Hi, Gabby.
1812 01:11:50 BOY:Huh. I'm telling you--
1813 01:11:52 ♪ McClenny & St. Panther'sKerosene playing ♪
1814 01:11:54 ♪ Got no ♪
1815 01:11:57 ♪ Nowhere else to hidein the deep ♪
1816 01:12:05 ♪ Got no ♪
1817 01:12:08 ♪ No one else to findfor the scheme ♪
1818 01:12:17 ♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪
1819 01:12:23 ♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪
1820 01:12:29 - Jesus.
1821 01:12:31 ♪ But you led us to it ♪
1822 01:12:33 ♪ Take a seat ♪
1823 01:12:34 ♪ Hey ♪
1824 01:12:35 ♪ For the team ♪
1825 01:12:37 ♪ Hey ♪
1826 01:12:39 ♪ It's all numbing us ♪
1827 01:12:42 ♪ But only you werecaught moving ♪
1828 01:12:44 ♪ Kerosene ♪
1829 01:12:46 [toilet flushing]
1830 01:12:47 ♪ Kerosene ♪
1831 01:12:50 ♪
1832 01:12:52 ♪
1833 01:12:56 ♪
1834 01:12:59 ♪
1835 01:13:01 ♪ Got your ♪
1836 01:13:04 ♪ Hands into the fireby the greed ♪
1837 01:13:13 ♪ Got nobody to deny ♪
1838 01:13:17 ♪ What they seen ♪
1839 01:13:25 ♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪
1840 01:13:30 ♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪
1841 01:13:35 ♪ It's on all of us ♪
1842 01:13:38 ♪ But you led us to it ♪
1843 01:13:40 ♪ Take a seat ♪
1844 01:13:42 ♪ Hey ♪
1845 01:13:43 ♪ For the team ♪
1846 01:13:44 ♪ Hey ♪
1847 01:13:45 ♪ Now we don't knowhow to behave ♪
1848 01:13:48 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1849 01:13:50 ♪ Had my fingers up, screaming,fuck what you say ♪
1850 01:13:54 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1851 01:13:56 ♪ Start the hold world over,Earth replay ♪
1852 01:13:59 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1853 01:14:01 ♪ Tossing, turning every night,I wanna feel safe ♪
1854 01:14:05 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1855 01:14:07 ♪ In a roomfull of kerosene ♪
1856 01:14:09 ♪ It's on all of us ♪
1857 01:14:11 ♪ But you led us to it ♪
1858 01:14:13 ♪ Take a seat ♪
1859 01:14:16 ♪ For the team ♪
1860 01:14:20 ♪ It's on all of us ♪
1861 01:14:23 ♪ But you led us to it ♪
1862 01:14:25 ♪ Take a seat ♪
1863 01:14:26 ♪ Hey ♪
1864 01:14:28 ♪ For the team ♪
1865 01:14:29 ♪ Hey ♪
1866 01:14:31 ♪ It's all numbing us ♪
1867 01:14:34 GIRL:Just drop it in your class box.
1868 01:14:36 - Thank you.GIRL: Yep, you got it.
1869 01:14:40 [indiscernible chatter]
1870 01:14:44 [sighs]
1871 01:14:48 - [whispering] I'm sorry, Ijust, I really need to--
1872 01:14:50 I know this is rude.
1873 01:14:52 Um,
1874 01:14:55 [clears throat]
1875 01:14:56 Sorry, I, I dropped somethingup there,
1876 01:14:59 so I have to go ahead of you.
1877 01:15:02 Sorry, I'm gonna...
1878 01:15:04 Hi.- What are you doing?
1879 01:15:05 - Are you just goingto ignore me forever?
1880 01:15:08 - It's been three days.
1881 01:15:09 - Well, each one of themhas felt like daylight savings.
1882 01:15:12 - That would make theman hour shorter.
1883 01:15:14 - Well, I told you, I don't knowthe metric system.
1884 01:15:17 - I know you were forcedto hang out with me on track,
1885 01:15:19 but then you used meto get to my sister,
1886 01:15:20 to hide from Chantal,and to figure out who KingPun
1887 01:15:23 - Which you could havetold me about by the way.
1888 01:15:24 - Oh, because you wereso honest?
1889 01:15:27 - Okay, I deserved that.
1890 01:15:29 It's not like you toldthe truth though, either.
1891 01:15:31 - Well, I wanted to tell you.
1892 01:15:32 - You know, there are otherplaces you can go to make out,
1893 01:15:35 - That's really notwhat we're doing.
1894 01:15:37 I wanted to tell you aboutKingPun, that I was KingPun.
1895 01:15:40 I wanted to tell youhow I felt,
1896 01:15:43 how I think about youall the time.
1897 01:15:44 How when you look at me,
1898 01:15:46 I feel like my heart isliterally beating in my ears.
1899 01:15:49 And when you get flustered,I get flustered
1900 01:15:50 'cause I think it's thestupidest, cutest thing I've
1901 01:15:52 But maybe this is whyI didn't tell you,
1902 01:15:56 because I knew it wastoo good to be true.
1903 01:15:59 You don't get to choose who youfall for. Believe me, I get it.
1904 01:16:01 - AJ, look at me.
1905 01:16:05 I like you.
1906 01:16:07 - I don't want to be runner-up.
1907 01:16:15 DILLON: Why doesthe vote for Dillon hashtag
1908 01:16:17 only have two posts,and they're both from me?
1909 01:16:19 - She hasn't postedin 12 hours, is that weird?
1910 01:16:21 That feels really weird.
1911 01:16:22 - Uh, do you carebecause it's KingPun,
1912 01:16:23 or do you care because it's AJand it's driving you nuts
1913 01:16:25 not knowing what she's thinking?
1914 01:16:27 - I'm not answering that.
1915 01:16:29 Listen, I just know how muchtrouble AJ will be in if I tell
1916 01:16:32 I don't know what to do.
1917 01:16:34 - Fleeing is always an option.
1918 01:16:35 - You're gonna bea great president, Stacey.
1919 01:16:38 - Thank you.
1920 01:16:40 - Wait, you didn't vote for me?
1921 01:16:42 GABBY:Here are me and AJ's uniforms.
1922 01:16:44 - Thank you, Gabby.Just put it in there.
1923 01:16:47 - Hey, this had hot Cheetos duston it when I got it.
1924 01:16:49 Really weird.
1925 01:16:53 - Oh, Paige.
1926 01:16:55 Principal Collins would liketo see you in her office.
1927 01:16:58 - I know.
1928 01:16:59 - And, um,
1929 01:17:02 tell your mom I said... hi.
1930 01:17:05 - I will not.
1931 01:17:10 Okay, let's justget this over with.
1932 01:17:14 I'm KingPun.There, I said it, okay.
1933 01:17:16 I accept whatever consequencesyou determine for me,
1934 01:17:18 and I'll face them.
1935 01:17:19 - Wait, let meget this straight.
1936 01:17:21 You are also KingPun?
1937 01:17:23 - Yes.
1938 01:17:24 - Okay, I'm KingPun,we're all KingPun.
1939 01:17:26 In fact, I'm QueenPun.
1940 01:17:27 - Huh?- Is it root vegetable season?
1941 01:17:29 Because it's turn up time, see?
1942 01:17:31 - No, I-I'm KingPun.
1943 01:17:33 - We know you'renot KingPun, okay.
1944 01:17:35 AJ Campos came inabout an hour ago,
1945 01:17:36 and she confessed to everything.- Wait, what?
1946 01:17:38 - Do you want toget suspended too?
1947 01:17:39 I'm just curious, 'cause itfeels like you wanna get
1948 01:17:42 And I don't know about you, butI'm not trying to do double the
1949 01:17:44 I got things to do.
1950 01:17:45 - Wait, suspension?
1951 01:17:47 You, you suspended her?
1952 01:17:48 - Yes, I suspended her.
1953 01:17:50 She came in and gave meall the evidence I needed,
1954 01:17:52 and she's allowed backinto school next semester.
1955 01:17:54 - Next semester?
1956 01:17:55 - Do you understandhow space and time works?
1957 01:17:57 Oh god,this semester ends this week.
1958 01:18:00 Why are you still here?
1959 01:18:01 I have things to do,
1960 01:18:03 wenches to boss
1961 01:18:04 and turkey legs to motorboat
1962 01:18:06 and history to write.
1963 01:18:07 - Okay, I'll leave.
1964 01:18:09 - Well, do you wanna help mewith the corset?
1965 01:18:11 'Cause it's,
1966 01:18:13 it is like a wholepanic room on my back.
1967 01:18:16 [students chattering]
1968 01:18:19 ♪ soft music playing ♪
1969 01:18:22 ♪
1970 01:18:25 ♪
1971 01:18:28 - Like, I want to win, but Ijust, like, I don't want to see
1972 01:18:32 - I'm gonna win, babe.- I don't know if you are.
1973 01:18:34 - I think I will.
1974 01:18:34 - Oh yeah?- Mm-hmm.
1975 01:18:35 - You think you will win?- I know I'm gonna win.
1976 01:18:36 - Yeah?- Mm-hmm.
1977 01:18:37 - Tell me again.- I'm gonna win.
1978 01:18:39 - I'm gonna fucking win.
1979 01:18:41 - I need your help.
1980 01:18:42 Stacey, I need youto call Gabby.
1981 01:18:43 - Ugh.
1982 01:18:45 - Are you serious?
1983 01:18:47 She's relapsing.
1984 01:18:48 - It's the opposite actually.
1985 01:18:49 I'll fill you guys inwhile we work.
1986 01:18:50 We should go.
1987 01:18:52 STACEY:Work on what?
1988 01:18:53 Paige!- Paige.
1989 01:18:55 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1990 01:18:58 ♪
1991 01:19:02 ♪
1992 01:19:05 ♪
1993 01:19:09 ♪
1994 01:19:11 AJ:What are we doing?
1995 01:19:12 You know I can't be hereright now.
1996 01:19:13 GABBY:This won't take long.
1997 01:19:16 AJ:Jesus Christ!
1998 01:19:18 What the hell are you doing?
1999 01:19:19 Put that away!
2000 01:19:23 Gabs, stop!
2001 01:19:26 Are you just tryingto get me expelled at this
2002 01:19:28 - Listen, I knowyou're still upset.
2003 01:19:30 - Yeah, more so now.
2004 01:19:31 - But I will always haveyour back, okay.
2005 01:19:33 If you're going down,I'm going down with you.
2006 01:19:34 - Okay, yeah,I appreciate the gesture,
2007 01:19:36 but this is notgonna help me at all.
2008 01:19:38 In fact, I think it's gonna getme in more trouble.
2009 01:19:42 Also, what the hell is it?
2010 01:19:45 - Isn't it obvious?
2011 01:19:46 - No, I feel like I'm playingPictionary with an infant.
2012 01:19:49 - It's supposed to be an arrow.
2013 01:19:51 You were supposed to follow it.
2014 01:19:53 - What?
2015 01:19:54 - Listen, I love you, okay,even when we fight.
2016 01:19:58 And you're a fucking incredibleartist and an amazing person.
2017 01:20:01 You deserve to win, AJ.
2018 01:20:04 - Alright, I do appreciate that.
2019 01:20:05 - So please,follow my shitty arrow.
2020 01:20:07 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
2021 01:20:10 ♪
2022 01:20:12 ♪
2023 01:20:15 ♪
2024 01:20:18 ♪ When we metI worried that ♪
2025 01:20:21 ♪ You and me spark too easy ♪
2026 01:20:29 ♪ Dig me in with your grief ♪
2027 01:20:31 ♪ We grew into something heavy ♪
2028 01:20:39 ♪ It's been a while,we lost touch ♪
2029 01:20:43 ♪ I feel like a stranger ♪
2030 01:20:45 ♪ I ran out on your love ♪
2031 01:20:48 ♪ I'm hoping youdon't blame me ♪
2032 01:20:50 ♪ I change like the seasons ♪
2033 01:20:56 COLLINS:Good afternoon, everybody.
2034 01:20:58 Uh, just a quick reminder,there's about 50 spots open
2035 01:21:01 for the Annual Renaissance Fair.
2036 01:21:02 So if you'd like to sign up,
2037 01:21:04 you could still dothat in my office.
2038 01:21:06 Moving on to the real reasonwe're here today,
2039 01:21:09 the election results.
2040 01:21:11 And a quick thank youto your peers here on stage
2041 01:21:14 who have worked so hardto earn your vote
2042 01:21:17 to become the nextstudent body president.
2043 01:21:20 And out of the two,I have no idea who it could be.
2044 01:21:22 It's such a close race
2045 01:21:25 between the both of them.
2046 01:21:28 Without further ado,
2047 01:21:29 your next president is
2048 01:21:33 Stacey Clark!
2049 01:21:34 [crowd cheering]
2050 01:21:36 - Madam President.
2051 01:21:37 - First Gentleman.
2052 01:21:38 [indiscernible]
2053 01:21:40 [crowd cheering]
2054 01:21:41 - Go, Stacey!
2055 01:21:43 [whooping]
2056 01:21:47 - I am so honored to beyour new student body president.
2057 01:21:51 As many of you may know,
2058 01:21:52 I've worked tirelesslyto make this dream happen.
2059 01:21:55 And I wanna givea huge shout-out
2060 01:21:57 to everybody who's helped mealong the way.
2061 01:21:59 I'm looking at you,Todd and Henry.
2062 01:22:01 BOTH:Yeah!
2063 01:22:02 - As promised onmy campaign trail,
2064 01:22:04 I will be completely transparentabout all my policies.
2065 01:22:07 I also will be challengingthe administration
2066 01:22:10 on any issuesI believe merit push back.
2067 01:22:12 - Here we go.
2068 01:22:13 - In fact, I'd liketo serve right now
2069 01:22:16 by introducing you guysto my very first project,
2070 01:22:19 the beautification initiative.
2071 01:22:21 It's about time we took a pageout of KingPun's book
2072 01:22:24 and filled these school wallswith color and life.
2073 01:22:28 It's time we reinvested in art,no matter what the
2074 01:22:32 - I voted for you, bitch.
2075 01:22:34 - Therefore,to launch this initiative,
2076 01:22:36 I'd like to welcomea beautiful artist to the stage.
2077 01:22:39 Paige Evans!
2078 01:22:40 [students murmuring]
2079 01:22:42 [Dillon applauds]
2080 01:22:44 - Woo!
2081 01:22:45 You look like a serial killer,change your eyes.
2082 01:22:47 - What is she doing?
2083 01:22:49 - Just wait.
2084 01:22:50 - I can't believe I've becomean accomplice to this.
2085 01:22:54 - You're gonna be surprisedby a lot of the things
2086 01:22:56 you do with me.
2087 01:22:57 I'm mostly talking about sexstuff, just so you know.
2088 01:23:03 - Hello.
2089 01:23:06 My name is Paige Evans.
2090 01:23:08 - Yeah, yeah, Paige!
2091 01:23:14 - Some of you guys may recognizeme from that party I attended
2092 01:23:19 GIRL:Jesus!
2093 01:23:20 [Paige clears throat]- This is terrible.
2094 01:23:24 Good job.
2095 01:23:27 - Like KingPun,
2096 01:23:29 um, I too am alsoan artist.
2097 01:23:33 And I believe that art issupposed to make you feel
2098 01:23:38 KingPun isn't vandalizingschool property.
2099 01:23:42 Actually breathing lifeinto this place.
2100 01:23:46 Have you ever walked into schooland had a bad night
2101 01:23:50 or had a breakup and saw a mural
2102 01:23:54 and laughed or smiled?
2103 01:23:57 [scattered applause]
2104 01:23:58 Yes. So exactly.
2105 01:24:03 I don't, I don't think thatKingPun has to be punished for
2106 01:24:07 [applause]BOY: Yeah.
2107 01:24:08 - And as your newclass president, I agree.
2108 01:24:12 [audience cheers]BOY: Yeah!
2109 01:24:14 - Great, it's a coup.
2110 01:24:17 - Go.- What?
2111 01:24:18 Please, please, please.
2112 01:24:22 - Hi.
2113 01:24:24 - Hi.
2114 01:24:25 - So AJ is KingPun?
2115 01:24:28 - I just need you to knowthat when I'm with you,
2116 01:24:29 it's not about Gabby,
2117 01:24:31 it's, it's not about track.
2118 01:24:32 - Paige, I don't really want--
2119 01:24:34 - Just let me finish, okay.
2120 01:24:37 Please.
2121 01:24:40 - Yeah.
2122 01:24:42 - I've been really strugglingwith this stupid prompt,
2123 01:24:45 trying to figure out whatmy happiest moment feels like.
2124 01:24:48 - Yo, I can't hear anything.
2125 01:24:49 Hey, you guys knowwhat's happening?
2126 01:24:52 - And I've realized thatit's not just one moment.
2127 01:24:55 It's every momentthat I've had with you.
2128 01:24:57 Falling for you has beenthe happiest moment of my life.
2129 01:25:02 And making this has been theeasiest thing I've made all
2130 01:25:07 [students gasp]
2131 01:25:11 - Oh my god.
2132 01:25:12 [indiscernible chatter]
2133 01:25:16 - Wow.
2134 01:25:18 - I mean,
2135 01:25:19 it really hasn't beenthe easiest thing.
2136 01:25:22 I haven't slept in 24 hours,
2137 01:25:25 but you get the idea.
2138 01:25:30 - Can I talk now?
2139 01:25:31 - Only if it's good.[AJ chuckles]
2140 01:25:36 - I'm really sorryI threw you under the bus
2141 01:25:39 and then let youtake the fall for me.
2142 01:25:40 It was wrongand really messed up.
2143 01:25:42 I just wanted to spendevery second I could with you.
2144 01:25:46 And every stupid punand mural and drawing
2145 01:25:51 brought us together.
2146 01:25:52 So I couldn't stop
2147 01:25:55 'cause I wasfalling for you too.
2148 01:25:58 [Paige squeals]
2149 01:25:59 [both laugh]
2150 01:26:01 - Okay, that was good.
2151 01:26:04 - Yo, can y'all speak up?Man, we can't hear you.
2152 01:26:05 - Speak up!
2153 01:26:06 - Shut up, Tim!
2154 01:26:09 Ahem. Sorry.
2155 01:26:11 - What do we do?
2156 01:26:12 - I think if we kiss,they'll get the idea.
2157 01:26:14 - Okay.
2158 01:26:17 [all cheer]
2159 01:26:20 - Oh, thank god.
2160 01:26:21 - Yeah, sister!
2161 01:26:22 [cheering continues]
2162 01:26:25 - How are we gonna get thatto CalArts?
2163 01:26:26 - Uh, my mom's got it covered.
2164 01:26:30 - There's only15 percent battery left.
2165 01:26:32 - Oh yeah, I know.
2166 01:26:33 I brought the chargerso that we can have a little fun
2167 01:26:35 with this bad boyin your office later on.
2168 01:26:37 And by later on,I mean in, like, 90 seconds.
2169 01:26:40 We should go.
2170 01:26:44 - Thank god this went well.
2171 01:26:46 Could you imagine if she got youturning me down on tape?
2172 01:26:50 - Hello?- Oh yep, there you are.
2173 01:26:52 - I was sitting herethe whole time.
2174 01:26:53 Did you not notice?- No.
2175 01:26:54 Why are you smiling?
2176 01:26:56 - What are you talking about?
2177 01:26:57 - I know you tooksome of my hair.
2178 01:26:59 - I know that you'rein love with me.
2179 01:27:01 - Whoa, okay, don't flatteryourself. You're not my type.
2180 01:27:03 Two, of course I took your hair.
2181 01:27:05 How else is a love spellsupposed to work?
2182 01:27:07 I'm exhausted.
2183 01:27:09 You're welcome.
2184 01:27:11 - She really just called us out.
2185 01:27:13 COLLINS:Paige!
2186 01:27:16 - Okay, I know, I know.Double the paperwork and I'm
2187 01:27:19 And you're gonna haveto suspend us both, so--
2188 01:27:22 - I'm not suspendingeither one of you guys.
2189 01:27:24 - Really?- What?
2190 01:27:25 - Did I stutter?You guys need to clean your
2191 01:27:28 No, not suspending anyone.
2192 01:27:30 And the beautificationinitiative,
2193 01:27:31 when the board hears about it,it was me.
2194 01:27:34 - Okay, that's fine.- Damn.
2195 01:27:36 - Oh, I'm not done yet.
2196 01:27:37 You guys are also gonna runthe face painting booth
2197 01:27:39 at the RenFaire this year.
2198 01:27:41 - Anything but that.
2199 01:27:42 - That's the faceI was looking for!
2200 01:27:43 Looking like a bunch of wenches.
2201 01:27:45 [cackles]
2202 01:27:46 - She just called us wenches.
2203 01:27:47 - Does this mean Ihave to paint Tim?
2204 01:27:49 - I think honestly,we should be thanking her.
2205 01:27:51 - It's the first day on the job,
2206 01:27:52 and you already starteda revolution.
2207 01:27:54 - Would you expectanything less?
2208 01:27:55 - Time to use those dental dams.
2209 01:27:57 There's some in your locker.
2210 01:28:00 - Thank you.
2211 01:28:01 [clears throat]
2212 01:28:03 By the way,that wasn't just a kiss.
2213 01:28:07 - Yeah, no shit.
2214 01:28:10 PAIGE: The thing about artis that you can't force it.
2215 01:28:13 It's a lot like love.
2216 01:28:15 You should just let itcome to you
2217 01:28:16 and not be afraidto be vulnerable.
2218 01:28:19 I spent so longcomparing myself to other
2219 01:28:22 to my peers, to KingPun.
2220 01:28:24 When I finally stoppedand I started living my life,
2221 01:28:27 my art caught up with me.
2222 01:28:29 And you know what?
2223 01:28:30 It looks prettydamn good from here.
2224 01:28:32 ♪ Jax Anderson'sBigger Picture playing ♪
2225 01:28:33 ♪ Now that I am outfrom undercover ♪
2226 01:28:35 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪
2227 01:28:37 ♪ That I feelbecause of you ♪
2228 01:28:39 ♪ Now I know thatI don't need to suffer ♪
2229 01:28:42 ♪ Finally got each other ♪
2230 01:28:44 ♪ Deep down,it was always you ♪
2231 01:28:47 ♪ All the shitthat I went through ♪
2232 01:28:51 ♪ Doesn't matter'cause of you ♪
2233 01:28:54 ♪ So muchto look forward to ♪
2234 01:28:58 ♪ The big picturestarts with you ♪
2235 01:29:01 ♪ Every time I'm anxious,you peel back my layers ♪
2236 01:29:05 ♪ Take the tensionoff my back ♪
2237 01:29:06 ♪ Take the tension off my back ♪
2238 01:29:08 ♪ I'm not glad it hurts youwhen you see me crying ♪
2239 01:29:12 ♪ Every fallen tear you dry ♪
2240 01:29:15 ♪ I fought off all the feelingsfor the fear I feel too much ♪
2241 01:29:22 ♪ But you saw straight throughthe walls I built up ♪
2242 01:29:28 ♪ Now that I am outfrom undercover ♪
2243 01:29:31 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪
2244 01:29:32 ♪ That I feelbecause of you ♪
2245 01:29:35 ♪ Now I know thatI don't need to suffer ♪
2246 01:29:38 ♪ Finally got each other ♪
2247 01:29:39 ♪ Deep down,it was always you ♪
2248 01:29:43 ♪ All the shitthat I went through ♪
2249 01:29:46 ♪ Doesn't matter'cause of you ♪
2250 01:29:50 ♪ So muchto look forward to ♪
2251 01:29:53 ♪ The big picturestarts with you ♪
2252 01:29:59 ♪ It all starts with you ♪
2253 01:30:06 ♪ It all starts with you ♪
2254 01:30:10 ♪ Now that I am outfrom undercover ♪
2255 01:30:12 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪
2256 01:30:14 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪
2257 01:30:17 ♪ And now I know thatI don't need to suffer ♪
2258 01:30:20 ♪ Finally got each other ♪
2259 01:30:21 ♪ Deep down,it was always you ♪
2260 01:30:25 ♪ All the shitthat I went through ♪
2261 01:30:28 ♪ Doesn't matter'cause of you ♪
2262 01:30:32 ♪ So muchto look forward to ♪
2263 01:30:35 ♪ The big picturestarts with you ♪
2264 01:30:41 ♪ It all starts with you ♪
2265 01:30:48 ♪ It all starts with you ♪
2266 01:30:55 ♪ It all starts with you ♪
2267 01:31:01 ♪ It all starts with you ♪
2268 01:31:09 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
2269 01:31:13 ♪