圣诞日记 The Noel Diary(2022)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:20 It was Christmas Eve, babe
2 00:00:25 In the drunk tank
3 00:00:29 An old man said to me
4 00:00:33 Won't see another one
5 00:00:38 And then we sang a song
6 00:00:42 The Rare Old Mountain's Dew
7 00:00:46 I turned my face away
8 00:00:51 And dreamed about you...
9 00:01:03 Hey, this one looks good.
10 00:01:05 What in the fires of Ogordy'all think you doing?
11 00:01:08 Hey, Captain. We're just, uh...Have you ever heard of Christmas?
12 00:01:12 What?
13 00:01:13 Well, it's a celebration we haveonce a year on Earth,
14 00:01:16 where everybody gets presentsfor each other.
15 00:01:20 So, me and Kraglin made this treeand we got gifts for everyone.
16 00:01:23 It was Pete's idea.
17 00:01:25 Eh...
18 00:01:26 -And this one here's for you.-Don't come at me with no damn gifts.
19 00:01:31 What a Ravager gets, he works for.We ain't about no damn handouts.
20 00:01:36 -It's more like a sign of appreciation.-That sounds more like sentiment, boy.
21 00:01:41 That may be okay for youmushy types on Terra,
22 00:01:44 but out here in the cold rigors of space,it's what'll get you killed.
23 00:01:47 And you, you ought to know better.
24 00:01:51 Now, get this crap out of here.
25 00:01:54 If it ain't out of here before I get back,
26 00:01:56 you're both gonna be cleaning the latrinesfor the rest of the damn year.
27 00:02:00 -But that's Gef's favorite job.-You talking back now, Kraglin?
28 00:02:04 No.
29 00:02:10 I hate Christmas!
30 00:02:18 And that's howYondu ruined Christmas forever.
31 00:02:22 That is so sad.
32 00:02:25 I like the part where Yondukicked over the tree.
33 00:02:35 Anyways, I just saw on the Multi-calendar
34 00:02:37 that right now on Earth,it's almost Christmastime.
35 00:02:40 So, yeah, it kind of brings backsome memories.
36 00:02:43 Yondu had a point.
37 00:02:44 Ever since buying Knowherefrom The Collector,
38 00:02:46 we don't have time for trivialitieslike Christmas.
39 00:02:50 This place needs a lot of fixing upbefore it's livable.
40 00:02:53 -Yeah, I reckon we've got work to do.-Yeah.
41 00:03:00 That was such a heartbreaking story.
42 00:03:03 I know. I hate storieswhere everybody lives.
43 00:03:15 -Thank you.-Yeah.
44 00:03:21 Cosmo, what use is telekinesisif you can't even aim?
45 00:03:24 You wanna do it? Do it.
46 00:03:27 Just concentrate, you stupid mutt.
47 00:03:32 What?
48 00:03:34 I refuse to do any more workwhile you demean me.
49 00:03:36 All right, all right.I'm sorry. Chill out.
50 00:03:39 Also, I want one of thosedelicious treats in that bag.
51 00:03:51 All right, that's it.Back to work.
52 00:03:57 Here he comes.
53 00:04:00 Hey, Peter.
54 00:04:02 Oh. Hi, Bzermikitokolok.
55 00:04:04 My bandmates and I have been mastering
56 00:04:06 these old Earth instrumentsand working on a little ditty.
57 00:04:09 And I thought you mightbe able to help us out
58 00:04:11 as it's aboutone of your Earth traditions.
59 00:04:13 -Oh?-Christmas.
60 00:04:15 Oh.
61 00:04:16 Everything I know about Christmas,I learned from Rocket,
62 00:04:19 who learned from Cosmo,who learned from Kraglin,
63 00:04:22 who learned from you.
64 00:04:23 So I thought I might just take it backto the source
65 00:04:25 and make sureI understand this all correctly.
66 00:04:28 This is, after all, a historical document.
67 00:04:31 -Okay. Yeah, sure.-Okay.
68 00:04:32 Out on the third planetclosest to the sun
69 00:04:35 There's a special celebrationAnd it sounds quite fun
70 00:04:39 A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
71 00:04:42 On a holiday they call Christmas
72 00:04:45 That's perfect. Good. Bzer, good job.
73 00:04:46 Now I'm not gonna lie
74 00:04:48 Oh, there's more.
75 00:04:49 It makes no sense to me
76 00:04:51 But here's what I've discoveredabout this Christmas mystery
77 00:04:56 I'm super busy. Is this a long song?
78 00:04:59 One, two, three.
79 00:05:00 Santa is a furry freakwith epic superpowers
80 00:05:06 He flies to every human homein under 14 hours
81 00:05:12 He's a master burglar
82 00:05:14 No.
83 00:05:15 A pro at picking locks
84 00:05:17 No.
85 00:05:18 If you don't leave milk and cookies out
86 00:05:21 He will put dung in your socks
87 00:05:24 That is not part of the lore at all.
88 00:05:27 If you act nicely through the night
89 00:05:29 And don't jump on your bed
90 00:05:33 Santa comes with sugar plumsand hurls them at your head
91 00:05:38 But if you're on his naughty list
92 00:05:41 He shoots missiles at your toes
93 00:05:44 He might just roast your chestnuts
94 00:05:47 With his powerful flamethrower
95 00:05:52 No, he doesn't have a flamethrower.
96 00:05:54 Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
97 00:05:55 That's kinda cool.
98 00:05:57 Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
99 00:05:59 I don't know what Christmas isBut Christmastime is here
100 00:06:07 He's compelled his creepy elvesto do his every wish
101 00:06:11 Huh?
102 00:06:13 One sought to be a dentistNow he's sleeping with the fish
103 00:06:19 Mrs. Claus, she works the polePlans her man's demise
104 00:06:24 No!
105 00:06:25 Soon the elves will all rise up
106 00:06:27 And stab out Santa's eyes
107 00:06:31 I am Groot.
108 00:06:33 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
109 00:06:36 Earthlings are so weird
110 00:06:39 That's true.
111 00:06:40 I don't know what Christmas isBut Christmastime is here
112 00:06:45 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
113 00:06:48 Earthlings are so weird
114 00:06:51 I don't know what Christmas isBut Christmastime is here
115 00:06:57 What the heck's a turtledove?
116 00:07:01 And who lit up that deer?
117 00:07:06 I don't know what Christmas isBut Christmastime is here
118 00:07:12 I don't know what Christmas isBut Christmastime is here
119 00:07:19 Or maybe it's thereOr it's somewhere
120 00:07:23 I don't know.
121 00:07:27 -You just got these instruments?-Thank you, Knowhere.
122 00:07:33 Have you ever seen a crowd more into it?
123 00:07:37 He loved it, guys.
124 00:07:42 It sounds like Christmasis a wonderful time,
125 00:07:45 and Yondu ruined it for Peter.
126 00:07:47 I feel like I should do something.
127 00:07:49 -Why?-Because of, you know, my secret.
128 00:07:54 The one only you know.
129 00:07:56 That you ate the entire bowl of zarg-nutsin the commissary?
130 00:07:58 -My other secret.-That you're Quill's sister?
131 00:08:02 Why don't you just tell people the truth?
132 00:08:04 Peter's father, our father,killed his mother and tried to kill him.
133 00:08:10 I don't want him to be reminded of thatevery time he sees me.
134 00:08:13 No, I meant about the zarg-nuts.
135 00:08:15 Oh. I don't think anyone caresabout that but you.
136 00:08:19 Maybe because I'm his sister,
137 00:08:20 I feel like I should give Petera happy Christmas.
138 00:08:23 He's so sad about Gamora being gone.
139 00:08:27 Maybe if we gave Petera really wonderful Christmas gift,
140 00:08:30 it would make him happy.
141 00:08:31 Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts,except you ate them all.
142 00:08:34 Get over the zarg-nuts!
143 00:08:39 -What kind of present?-Something special he will never forget.
144 00:08:44 -What about someone special?-What?
145 00:08:48 Over the years, Quill has talked aboutone person more than any other.
146 00:08:51 A legendary herowho has saved countless lives.
147 00:08:54 We could give him to Quill as a present.
148 00:09:05 Kyra, hey, honey.
149 00:09:07 -Hey, baby.
150 00:09:08 I can't wait for you guysto get back from New York.
151 00:09:11 -Did you get the stuff?-Yep.
152 00:09:12 Yeah, I got all the presents.
153 00:09:14 Everything is setfor the perfect family Christmas.
154 00:09:25 I don't care what the neighbors say
155 00:09:28 Christmastime is near
156 00:09:31 I don't care what anyone says
157 00:09:34 Christmas is full of cheer
158 00:09:37 All I know is that Santa's...
159 00:09:38 Wow!
160 00:09:42 I wonder which one belongs to Kevin Bacon.
161 00:09:53 Drax, why are they staring?
162 00:09:57 You put the cloaking device onlike you said you did, right?
163 00:10:00 Yes.
164 00:10:06 I can plainly see that you just did itright now in front of me.
165 00:10:09 -No, I didn't.-Yes, you did.
166 00:10:11 No, I didn't.
167 00:10:13 I wish I brought Groot.
168 00:10:16 So, we'll go down into the cityand ask people where Kevin Bacon is.
169 00:10:20 Do you thinkKevin Bacon is the leader of the world
170 00:10:23 or just to most people?
171 00:10:25 -I think everybody.-Oh! I'm so excited.
172 00:10:32 I can hear the sleigh bellscoming around the bend
173 00:10:36 Here comes the darkest end
174 00:10:39 Christmas is here
175 00:10:43 Look.
176 00:10:58 Steve!
177 00:11:03 -Why is he running away?-I don't know.
178 00:11:09 -Hey!-No! I'm sorry. GoBots killed his cousin.
179 00:11:14 -I'll rip your head off!-Drax! Stop being a bigot.
180 00:11:21 Oh. Hey, can we get a picture?Come on, guys. Come on. Ready?
181 00:11:27 -Okay, amazing. Thank you so much.-Thank you.
182 00:11:30 We got a picture with the God of War.
183 00:11:49 My dear
184 00:11:52 Is this Christmas?
185 00:11:55 Whatever happened to that festive cheer?
186 00:12:17 Could Kevin Bacon be in here?
187 00:12:20 Don't think I have the energy
188 00:12:22 To add to my already mad rush
189 00:12:26 The perfect gift for me would be
190 00:12:28 Completions and connections left from
191 00:12:30 Last year, ski shop
192 00:12:32 Encounter, most interesting
193 00:12:34 Had his number but never the time
194 00:12:37 Most of '81 passed along those lines
195 00:12:38 So deck those hallsTrim those trees
196 00:12:41 Raise up cups of Christmas cheer
197 00:12:43 I just need to catch my breath
198 00:12:45 Give us your finest libations.
199 00:12:48 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere?
200 00:12:50 Why would I know whereKevin Bacon is located?
201 00:12:55 Calendar picture, frozen landscape
202 00:12:57 Chilled this room for 24 days
203 00:12:59 Evergreens, sparkling snow
204 00:13:10 Mmm. More.
205 00:13:22 -Come out and dance with us.-Dancing is for people who are pathetic.
206 00:13:29 -Well, how about a drink then?-Yes!
207 00:13:31 Two shots of tequila, please.
208 00:13:52 I can't believe not a single one
209 00:13:55 of our new homiesknow where Kevin Bacon is.
210 00:14:00 There are tens of thousands of peopleon this planet
211 00:14:04 and we don't even knowwhat Kevin Bacon looks like.
212 00:14:08 Said it was like Christmas
213 00:14:09 You wanna know where Kevin Bacon lives?
214 00:14:13 Yes.
215 00:14:23 That's 40 bucks.
216 00:14:28 Uh-oh.
217 00:14:33 I don't know where my money is.
218 00:14:37 Give it to me for free.
219 00:14:39 By the time we got to Oslo
220 00:14:43 Give me all your money.
221 00:14:45 The snow was gone
222 00:14:47 Drax, move faster.
223 00:14:52 It won't be exactly the sameas the one you have on Earth,
224 00:14:55 but I'm sure it will serve your purpose.
225 00:14:57 Good. Good.Now I'd like to get going
226 00:15:00 and have the toy shop operating full-blast
227 00:15:03 so that I can returnto Earth for Christmas.
228 00:15:06 'Cause, you know, Mrs. Clausis a very good-natured woman. But...
229 00:15:11 Santa Claus,you will never return to Earth.
230 00:15:14 Wait.
231 00:15:24 Yeah. Can I help you?
232 00:15:27 Yes. We are looking forthe legendary Kevin Bacon.
233 00:15:31 We're looking forthe legendary Kevin Bacon.
234 00:15:33 I just said that, Drax.
235 00:15:35 Your voice is small and mousy.I think maybe he didn't hear you.
236 00:15:37 He heard. He's Kevin Bacon.He's probably got great ears.
237 00:15:40 I'm sorry, guys. I can't help you.
238 00:15:43 But wait, wait, wait, wait.
239 00:15:46 -Hello?
240 00:15:49 -Hello?
241 00:15:52 -Hello? Hello? Hello!
242 00:16:00 He's gone. Look what you did.
243 00:16:04 You acted weirdand you made him not want to talk to us.
244 00:16:08 Sorry.
245 00:16:13 Do you think you can toss meover the gate if you...
246 00:16:19 Ow!
247 00:16:22 -What are you doing?-Tossing you over the gate.
248 00:16:26 I didn't mean right that second.I meant after I was ready.
249 00:16:31 I wasn't even done talking.
250 00:16:32 Toss you over the gate.Don't toss you over the gate.
251 00:16:35 Make up your mind.
252 00:16:49 Whoa!
253 00:16:55 -I want this funny man.-Don't just take stuff.
254 00:17:01 Oh.
255 00:17:03 But I guess that's what it's here for.
256 00:17:10 Kevin Bacon!
257 00:17:14 Kevin Bacon!
258 00:17:17 Kevin Bacon!
259 00:17:24 Kevin Bacon!
260 00:17:27 Kevin Bacon!
261 00:17:31 -Kevin Bacon!
262 00:17:34 Okay, guys, I don't know whatyou're thinking, but this is not cool.
263 00:17:39 This is private property.
264 00:17:40 Now, kindly put down my elfand my candy cane and go.
265 00:17:46 I'm calling the police right now.
266 00:17:53 OPERATOR OVER PHONE:911. What's your emergency?
267 00:17:55 You're coming with us.As a Christmas present.
268 00:17:57 911. Can I help you? Hello? Hello?
269 00:18:01 There's two... I don't know what they are.People in costumes.
270 00:18:06 I want an alien for Christmas
271 00:18:08 Bring me an alien this year
272 00:18:12 I want a little green guyAbout three feet high...
273 00:18:18 I want an alien for Christmasthis year
274 00:18:42 -Wait.-What?
275 00:18:44 I left my little funny manback in the house.
276 00:18:46 -What?-I wanna go back and get him.
277 00:18:47 But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away.
278 00:18:49 But you still have your swirlyred and white curly man.
279 00:18:51 How can you possibly think this is a man?
280 00:18:54 -What is it?-I don't know. A shape?
281 00:18:58 Well, how is it fair you get to keep itand I don't?
282 00:19:00 Because I was responsibleand held on to it.
283 00:19:05 Drax, do you love Peterand want to save Christmas?
284 00:19:08 Or do you want a little funny man?
285 00:19:11 Uh...
286 00:19:18 -A little funny man.-No!
287 00:19:44 -Mr. Bacon. We got your 911 call.-You gotta get these things away from me.
288 00:19:50 Hey, I'm a police officer.
289 00:19:52 I don't know what's going on here,but you need to back up or I'll shoot.
290 00:19:55 Raise your hands above your head! Stop!
291 00:20:04 Stop. It tickles.Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants.
292 00:20:14 -Sleep.-Hey!
293 00:20:20 -Sleep.-Let him go! Let him go! Let him go!
294 00:20:21 Freeze! Get on the ground!Get on the ground!
295 00:20:32 Sleep.
296 00:20:46 Drax! You can't just kill people.
297 00:20:49 Well, how am I supposed to know the rulesif no one tells me?
298 00:21:03 Are you okay?
299 00:21:06 We are not doing anything wrong.
300 00:21:08 We are just taking the legendary heroKevin Bacon,
301 00:21:11 to give him as a present to a friendwho is sad about Christmas.
302 00:21:15 Okay.
303 00:21:19 Here.
304 00:21:24 I really wanted this,but we're even now, okay?
305 00:21:30 Sure.
306 00:21:32 That doesn't look like a man to you,does it?
307 00:21:35 A man? No.
308 00:21:39 Of course not.My friend is being an idiot.
309 00:21:51 You would love to come with us.
310 00:21:54 -Hey, where are we going?-First, there.
311 00:22:00 Whoa!
312 00:22:01 Coolness.
313 00:22:03 Shoo bop, shoo bop
314 00:22:04 Sha la la la la
315 00:22:07 Shoo bop, shoo bop
316 00:22:09 I ain't got no time for it nowOh, no, no
317 00:22:12 I got to make this holiday glow
318 00:22:15 CHORUS:Like a lightbulb
319 00:22:17 Are you friends with the Fonz?
320 00:22:19 -Who?-The Fonz.
321 00:22:21 -Fonz. He's a hero, like you.-Have the two of you ever had a team-up?
322 00:22:25 Oh. Well, the Fonz's real nameis Henry Winkler.
323 00:22:27 And, yeah, I do know him.He's a very nice guy.
324 00:22:30 Would you consider grabbing dinner,like, one time a team-up?
325 00:22:33 No. Eating together is not a team-up.
326 00:22:37 Tell us, what was it likewhen you had to save a small town
327 00:22:39 by dancing like an idiot?
328 00:22:40 Oh. Well, that wasn't me.
329 00:22:42 That was a character that I played,Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose.
330 00:22:47 What?
331 00:22:48 What about when you fought and defeated
332 00:22:50 the super-strong masked killerJason Voorhees in the woods?
333 00:22:54 Yeah.
334 00:22:55 Nope. Again, not me.Just a character I played.
335 00:22:58 And he didn't actually kill Jason.
336 00:23:01 He got stabbed through the neckwith an arrow.
337 00:23:07 Yeah.
338 00:23:12 He's an actor!He's never actually saved anyone.
339 00:23:16 -But actors are repugnant.-I know.
340 00:23:21 They make me feel gross and creepywhen they pretend to be someone else.
341 00:23:24 No.Acting is a wonderful profession.
342 00:23:26 I mean, you don't get to livejust one life,
343 00:23:29 you get to live so many lives...
344 00:23:30 We got Quill the worst gift ever.A disgusting actor!
345 00:23:35 -This is the worst day of my life!-We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.
346 00:23:41 Peter was a child when he left Earth.His memory is all screwed up.
347 00:23:45 He doesn't remember things right.
348 00:23:49 Kevin Bacon, you have to pretendyou're an actual hero,
349 00:23:53 or else Christmas is doomed.
350 00:23:57 Blimey, mate.
351 00:23:59 I can't wait to storm them Nazison the beach.
352 00:24:02 -What are you doing?-I'm a hero, ain't I then?
353 00:24:05 I'm a private in the British Armyduring World War II.
354 00:24:08 No. Just your regular voice.
355 00:24:10 Oh. Okay.Yeah, sure, fine. Hello. I'm the Batman.
356 00:24:15 -I mean, hello. I'm Bruce Wayne.-Who is Bruce Wayne?
357 00:24:19 No! Don't be someone else. Be Kevin Bacon,but, like, if you didn't suck!
358 00:24:27 That's something.
359 00:24:29 How weird. 'Cause, like, normally,it would really piss me off,
360 00:24:33 but I don't know.
361 00:24:34 Right now, for some reason,I just feel really great about all of it.
362 00:24:42 Hmm.
363 00:24:44 We hate you.
364 00:24:58 We watch the children playing
365 00:25:03 Beside the Christmas tree
366 00:25:09 Presents are wrapped upIt's beautiful
367 00:25:13 And secretly the gifts you hide
368 00:25:20 The fun awaits for you inside
369 00:25:27 Christmastime has come
370 00:25:32 There'll be toys for everyone
371 00:25:36 'Cause Christmastime has come for you
372 00:25:42 I remember dreaming
373 00:25:46 -Wishing, hoping, praying for this day
374 00:25:52 Now I sit and watch them
375 00:25:55 The little ones I love
376 00:25:59 So excited by the way
377 00:26:05 Christmastime has come
378 00:26:09 There'll be toys for everyone
379 00:26:14 'Cause Christmastime has come for you
380 00:26:30 And now the word is given
381 00:26:34 It's time to peer inside
382 00:26:39 Are you kidding me?
383 00:26:41 So anxious for your look of joy
384 00:26:47 Merry Christmas, Peter.From me and Drax and, you know,
385 00:26:55 all of us, really.
386 00:26:59 Christmastime has come
387 00:27:02 There'll be toys for everyone
388 00:27:07 'Cause Christmastime has come
389 00:27:14 For you
390 00:27:18 Oh! You guys.
391 00:27:21 There'll be toys for everyone
392 00:27:26 What did you do?
393 00:27:27 'Cause Christmastime has come
394 00:27:30 For you
395 00:27:41 Hey, uh, guys,I'm about to pass out.
396 00:27:44 There's no air in here.
397 00:27:58 Ta-da!
398 00:27:59 You must be Pete. Merry Christmas!
399 00:28:03 It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser.He's great. We don't hate him at all.
400 00:28:09 What'd you do?
401 00:28:10 -What?-What did you do?
402 00:28:12 -We got you Kevin Bacon as a present.-You got me a human being as a present?
403 00:28:16 What better gift for the guywho has everything
404 00:28:19 than an actual human living person?
405 00:28:21 This isn't a Christmas gift!This is human trafficking!
406 00:28:25 -Yes!-It was mostly Drax's idea.
407 00:28:28 It was.
408 00:28:29 Hey, Pete, I got to stick upfor these guys,
409 00:28:31 because to tell you the truth,
410 00:28:33 I am totally stokedabout the whole thing, man.
411 00:28:38 -You used your powers on him, didn't you?-Maybe. I can't remember.
412 00:28:42 Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now!
413 00:28:49 Just be what you really are.
414 00:29:03 Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you.
415 00:29:06 -That's a talking raccoon.-I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that!
416 00:29:09 Whoa!
417 00:29:11 Sir, sir, sir. Right here, right here.
418 00:29:13 Kraglin, prepare The Bowiefor his transport back to Earth.
419 00:29:17 -Aye, Captain.-Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry.
420 00:29:19 This is really embarrassing.
421 00:29:20 I know you're worried sickand your family is, too.
422 00:29:23 We're gonna get you back home immediately.
423 00:29:25 I am Groot.
424 00:29:26 Oh. Suddenly you thoughtit was a bad idea all along?
425 00:29:28 I am Groot.
426 00:29:30 Dude, I literally just saw youwheel him out in front of everybody.
427 00:29:35 I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon.Don't run.
428 00:29:38 -You're not gonna run?-No, no. No, no, no.
429 00:29:44 -Go get Kevin Bacon.-I've got it.
430 00:29:48 -Don't kill him.-You can't outrun me, Bacon!
431 00:30:03 Hey, that man was a plant.
432 00:30:04 Oh, Groot? He's just a kid.Sorry about all this stuff.
433 00:30:09 What's that on your head?
434 00:30:11 That is a device forcontrolling a flying arrow.
435 00:30:15 But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet.
436 00:30:19 I know this must all be a shock to you,
437 00:30:20 but it's only 'cause you mean a great dealto Pete that they've done it.
438 00:30:26 Pete didn't have much to love growing up,
439 00:30:28 but one thing he did lovewas telling us all stories about you.
440 00:30:32 -Me?-You saved a town through dancing.
441 00:30:36 And once, Pete saved the whole galaxywith dancing. For real.
442 00:30:42 You taught him how to be a hero,
443 00:30:44 and now he might just bethe greatest hero alive.
444 00:30:52 Mant and these dopes,
445 00:30:53 they was just hoping you'd bring the joyof Christmas back into his heart, is all.
446 00:31:05 Whoa!
447 00:31:10 How on earth do you get reception up here?
448 00:31:14 Couple of good satellite dishes out front
449 00:31:15 will get you anything within about400 million light-years.
450 00:31:18 Hi, honey.
451 00:31:19 Are you at the house?
452 00:31:20 Yeah, no,I'm just with some friends.
453 00:31:24 Oh, okay. Well, what timedo you think you'll be home?
454 00:31:29 Hey, would it be okayif I'm just a little bit late?
455 00:31:35 I got some friends here thatkind of need to learn about Christmas.
456 00:31:55 When we are bornWe are swaddled and snuggled
457 00:31:59 Whispered to, fussed overTickled and cuddled
458 00:32:03 When we grow up things get muddled
459 00:32:07 And here it is Christmastime
460 00:32:11 Will you stop byfor a piece of delicious peach pie?
461 00:32:15 While I tell you my yuletide wishes
462 00:32:18 You can help me do the dishes
463 00:32:22 'Cause here it is Christmastime
464 00:32:25 And we all want someone
465 00:32:28 Who will love us and hold us
466 00:32:32 To curl up alongside
467 00:32:36 When nights are the coldest
468 00:32:40 And we all want someone
469 00:32:43 Who will hug us and kiss us
470 00:32:49 All I want is you for Christmas
471 00:32:55 Let us examine the holiday spirit
472 00:32:58 Let the small kids singso we can all hear it
473 00:33:02 Light up a fire and pull the chair near it
474 00:33:06 'Cause here it is Christmastime
475 00:33:08 Bucky's arm?
476 00:33:09 We all want someone
477 00:33:12 Merry Christmas.
478 00:33:13 Who will love us and hold us
479 00:33:16 To curl up alongside
480 00:33:20 When nights are the coldest
481 00:33:24 And we all want someone
482 00:33:27 Who will hug us and kiss us
483 00:33:33 All I want is you for Christmas
484 00:34:09 When we are bornwe are swaddled and snuggled
485 00:34:13 Whispered to, fussed overTickled and cuddled
486 00:34:16 And when we grow up things get muddled
487 00:34:20 And here it is Christmastime
488 00:34:23 And we all want someone
489 00:34:26 Who will love us and hold us
490 00:34:31 To curl up alongside
491 00:34:34 When nights are the coldest
492 00:34:38 And we all want someone
493 00:34:41 Who will hug us and kiss us
494 00:34:47 All I want is you for Christmas
495 00:34:51 -All I want is you for Christmas
496 00:34:54 All I want is you for Christmas
497 00:35:18 -The best Christmas ever.-Oh, come on. Bring it in.
498 00:35:21 Okay. All right.
499 00:35:23 -Love you, guys.-We love you, Kevin Bacon.
500 00:35:26 Bye, Kevin Bacon.
501 00:35:28 See you, Kevin Bacon.
502 00:35:30 -We love you, Kevin Bacon.-Hey, I'll see you at Easter.
503 00:35:35 Wow. I guess all actors aren'tcomplete pieces of shit.
504 00:35:46 I can't believe you guys didall of that for me. I mean, why?
505 00:35:51 Why what?
506 00:35:52 Why would you go to the trouble of goingall the way to Earth
507 00:35:56 to abduct Kevin Bacon?
508 00:36:01 Kraglin told us the storyabout how Yondu ruined Christmas.
509 00:36:05 So we wanted to save it for you.
510 00:36:11 I'm not sure Kraglin knows howthat story ended.
511 00:37:01 That is so sweet.
512 00:37:05 That's Yondu.
513 00:37:08 I guess I just wanted to do somethingspecial for you, because, well...
514 00:37:17 -What?-Your father, Peter.
515 00:37:22 -He might be...-Ego? He might be what?
516 00:37:26 He might be...
517 00:37:28 He is my father, too.
518 00:37:36 Wait. So does that make you my sister?
519 00:37:44 Mantis, that's the greatestChristmas gift I could ever get.
520 00:38:00 -Merry Christmas, Mantis.-Merry Christmas, Peter.
521 00:38:24 I could have been someone
522 00:38:27 Well, so could anyone
523 00:38:30 You took my dreams from mewhen I first found you
524 00:38:36 I kept them with me, babe
525 00:38:39 I put them with my own
526 00:38:43 Can't make it all alone
527 00:38:45 I've built my dreams around you
528 00:38:51 The boys of the NYPD choir
529 00:38:53 Still singing Galway Bay
530 00:38:56 And the bells are ringing out
531 00:38:59 For Christmas Day
532 00:41:41 -Oh, come on, Groot!-Groot ruined Christmas again.
533 00:41:46 Now we got to have another special.
