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1 00:00:37 The underdog Saints
2 00:00:39 and the favorites, the Colts,locked in a tight one in the second half.
3 00:00:43 If Peyton Manningcan't come up with something here,
4 00:00:46 the Saints are going to walk awaywith their first Super Bowl victory.
5 00:00:50 It's a resilientfootball team, this New Orleans Saints.
6 00:00:53 They just have some toughnessthat they've shown all year.
7 00:00:57 And I'll tell you, Super Bowl week,
8 00:00:59 they weren't out playing patty-cakegettin' ready for this game.
9 00:01:02 They practiced hard.
10 00:01:03 Let's go! Let's go! Hut!
11 00:01:12 It's picked off!It's picked off!
12 00:01:14 It's Tracy Porter again!He's running free!
13 00:01:17 He's gonna go all the way!
14 00:01:18 Hands outstretched!It is a Saint touchdown!
15 00:01:22 Seventy yards on the return!
16 00:01:28 For the first time ever,
17 00:01:30 the New Orleans Saintsare the world champions.
18 00:01:39 It's time for the presentationof the Lombardi trophy.
19 00:01:42 Coach Payton, what does it feel liketo be holding that trophy?
20 00:01:46 Nobody thought we had a chancewhen I came to New Orleans.
21 00:01:49 Nobody thought we had a chanceentering this season.
22 00:01:52 Nobody thought we had a chanceentering this game. It feels pretty good.
23 00:01:56 I'll bet it does, Coach.
24 00:01:57 But, for the record, I believed in you,
25 00:01:59 and I believed in this teamfrom the very start.
26 00:02:02 I don't remember you saying that.
27 00:02:04 I didn't share that opinion publicly,but I said it a few times around my house.
28 00:02:08 Okay.
29 00:02:11 You can get going now.
30 00:02:12 You got it, Coach.
31 00:02:43 Hey, come on in.
32 00:02:45 Hey, Coach, um, I was just wondering--
33 00:02:47 Get me a piece of Juicy Fruit.
34 00:02:50 Okay, is that code for something?
35 00:02:52 Yeah, it's code for"I-I like the taste of gum."
36 00:02:55 Get it.
37 00:03:07 -You need something?-Uh, yeah.
38 00:03:09 Uh, Mr. Good-all is on the phone.Line one.
39 00:03:13 Roger Goodell on the phone?The commissioner.
40 00:03:15 Uh, he didn't say what his job was.
41 00:03:26 Roger.
42 00:03:27 The National Football League,
43 00:03:28 an American institutionand ten billion-dollar-a-year industry,
44 00:03:33 is caught upin one of its biggest scandals.
45 00:03:36 The New Orleans Saints paying playersto injure opponents on the field.
46 00:03:40 He condoned a bounty system.
47 00:03:43 He lied about it to the NFL's faces.
48 00:03:46 As a head coach,
49 00:03:47 you need to be held accountableand responsible.
50 00:03:50 Coach Paytonhas been suspended for a year.
51 00:03:52 How much contactcan he have with the team?
52 00:03:55 The league has told me聽Sean Payton's
53 00:03:57 not to have any communicationthat relates to coaching activity.
54 00:04:01 Okay, so you're out in front of it.
55 00:04:03 Then why is it all over the news, huh?They're throwing me to the wolves. You--
56 00:04:07 It cannot be condoned鈥?/i>
57 00:04:08 Well, just fix it. All right? Do your job!
58 00:04:11 Payton should be gone for the year.
59 00:04:12 You know what I thinkwhen people say they didn't do enough?
60 00:04:15 You did nothing.All these guys deserve what they got.
61 00:05:14 -Watch the line.-On your feet, everyone. Let's go.
62 00:05:21 Hey, Coach Bizone is here.
63 00:05:23 I'm sorry I'm late, guys. Freaking chain.
64 00:05:26 -Cool bike. You get it for Christmas?-No. It was my neighbor's. He died.
65 00:05:30 Oh, I'm sorry for your loss.No kickstand, Coach?
66 00:05:34 It didn't come with one.That's why you lean.
67 00:05:36 Coach Bizone taught us something.It only took three seasons.
68 00:05:39 All right.That's enough. That's enough. Take a lap.
69 00:05:42 Who, me?
70 00:05:44 No, Mitch, not you. Them. Go. Let's go.
71 00:05:46 Okay, good. I don't take a lap for nobody.
72 00:05:48 You get out of here too.
73 00:05:49 All right, let's get going, guys.
74 00:05:52 All right, Warriors.
75 00:05:54 Uh鈥?76
76 00:05:57 Marcos, way to hustle.The rest of you, um鈥?
77 00:06:01 Yeah. You know?
78 00:06:02 Remember, game is tomorrow at two o'clock.
79 00:06:05 Wait. Two? I thought it was four.
80 00:06:07 Come on. It was four last week'cause it was an away game.
81 00:06:09 Tomorrow's at twobecause we're playing at home.
82 00:06:12 Wait, who did we lose to last week?
83 00:06:14 I forget. It was the teamwith the orange helmets and the swords.
84 00:06:17 Could've been the Vikings,the Romans, or the Knights.
85 00:06:20 -The Blacksmiths.-Thanks, Paulie.
86 00:06:22 Marcos, count us out.
87 00:06:24 All right. Come on! Come in here, baby!
88 00:06:27 Come on, come on! Hype up, hype up!
89 00:06:29 -My body hurts.-All right.
90 00:06:31 Ready? One, two--
91 00:06:33 Warriors!
92 00:06:36 I got you, Coach.
93 00:06:46 Hello, and how are we tonight?
94 00:06:48 Uh, good, I guess.Not sure why I even drove out here.
95 00:06:54 -Are you staying with us tonight?-Yeah, what do you have available?
96 00:06:57 Let's see. All we have leftis our presidential suite.
97 00:07:01 Great. I'll take it.
98 00:07:02 Ah.
99 00:07:04 It's $125 a night.
100 00:07:07 That's fine.
101 00:07:09 Do you know how longyou're gonna be staying?
102 00:07:11 Mm, not sure.
103 00:07:12 Because I have to put in a check-out datein the computer. That's how it works.
104 00:07:17 Let's just say three nights.
105 00:07:19 If you stay four nights,you can get the fifth free.
106 00:07:21 -Fine, four nights.-So you don't want the fifth night?
107 00:07:24 Why don't you tell mehow many nights I should stay?
108 00:07:26 I'm not allowed to do that, sir.
109 00:07:28 Then let's go with five, as long asthe fifth night isn't more of this.
110 00:07:32 Thank you for that thoughtful answer.
111 00:07:57 And with the blue and whiteWarriors losing by 34 points,
112 00:08:01 here comes Harlan Hairefor the field goal.
113 00:08:05 -There's our boy, number 44.-There he is. Go, Connor!
114 00:08:09 -Let's go, Connor!-Connor!
115 00:08:15 Harlan, you okay?
116 00:08:17 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
117 00:08:21 Hut!
118 00:08:27 -My butthole!
119 00:08:33 This is nice, huh?
120 00:08:34 I'm feeling kind of dumbwearing this, Jamie.
121 00:08:37 It's cozy.
122 00:08:38 Our combined body heat's actually meltingthe M&M's in my trail mix.
123 00:08:43 Baby, everyone is staring at us.
124 00:08:47 They're not staring at us.
125 00:08:50 They're staring at your ex-husband.
126 00:08:55 Sean?
127 00:08:56 What are you doin' here?
128 00:08:58 Hey. It's nice to see you too.
129 00:09:02 I didn't mean it like that.Like, "What are you doin' here?"
130 00:09:05 I meant it like, "It's nice to see you,but what are you doin' here?"
131 00:09:08 Just came to watch my son play.
132 00:09:10 It's nice to meet you.I'm a little nervous.
133 00:09:12 I've only seen you on TV
134 00:09:13 and in the picturesthat your ex-wife threw away of you.
135 00:09:18 I'm Jamie, Beth's new husband.
136 00:09:19 Oh. Sean.
137 00:09:24 Sorry about the chocolate. Um鈥?139
138 00:09:27 This is your Snuggie, and you're鈥?141
139 00:09:32 I'm just happy, uh,Beth found someone to Snuggie with.
140 00:09:38 What the heck was that, ref?Come on!
141 00:09:42 These kids are 12 years old!
142 00:09:43 What are we teaching them about violenceand conflict resolution?
143 00:09:47 That's another touchdownfor the Vikings.
144 00:09:49 I'm guessing we're not the Vikings.
145 00:09:52 That'll do it.
146 00:09:53 Seems like the Warriors are gonnasave on some electricity yet again.
147 00:09:57 What's with that?
148 00:09:58 Once a team gets up by 40,they turn off the scoreboard. Game over.
149 00:10:03 Kind of put an endto the trauma pain fest.
150 00:10:06 Big football fan, Jamie?
151 00:10:08 I'm, uh, more of a fan of my stepson.
152 00:10:11 -That's why I'm here.
153 00:10:32 Hi, Con.
154 00:10:34 -What are you doing here?-Wow. Glad everybody's happy to see me.
155 00:10:38 Oh, he didn't mean it like that.Did you, honey?
156 00:10:42 I just came here to do some scouting.
157 00:10:44 You never can findgood prospects too early.
158 00:10:47 Hey, you, uh,you played a great game out there.
159 00:10:50 We lost zero to 40.
160 00:10:52 No, no, I mean, you.You were personally great.
161 00:10:55 You can't help itif all your teammates are horrible.
162 00:10:58 No, no. He was鈥?he was good too. Couple of good guys.
163 00:11:01 Couple of horrible ones.
164 00:11:02 Listen, I was just hopingto get some time together.
165 00:11:05 Maybe we can catch up, you know?
166 00:11:10 Good game, Connor.
167 00:11:12 Hey, we're having a barbecue tomorrowwith some of Connor's teammates.
168 00:11:15 Why don't you come by?
169 00:11:17 -All right. Yeah, that sounds good.-Okay.
170 00:11:20 It's at three o'clock. I'm doingsome interesting things with saffron.
171 00:11:27 The scoreboard thing is tough, huh?
172 00:11:29 The league don't want the boysto feel too bad about themselves.
173 00:11:31 I think it makes 'em feel worse.
174 00:11:33 -Definitely doesn't feel great.
175 00:11:36 You did a nice job out there, Coach.
176 00:11:38 Thanks. We're getting there. Troy Lambert.
177 00:11:41 Hey, Troy, I'm Sean. Sean--
178 00:11:42 I know who you are.Connor's a fine young man.
179 00:11:45 Well, his mom did a great job.
180 00:11:48 That she did.It was a pleasure meeting you.
181 00:11:50 Okay.
182 00:11:54 Hey, Sean.
183 00:11:56 How you doing? Mitch Bizone.I'm Connor's coach.
184 00:11:59 Well, assistant coach. But, still,you know, we're all part of the team.
185 00:12:02 Uh, anyway, um,I-I hope I'm not out of line here,
186 00:12:05 but, uh, I am really sorry abouteverything that's been goin' on with you.
187 00:12:09 I mean, I've been seein'everything all over the news.
188 00:12:11 It's all good. Thank you.
189 00:12:13 Bountygate!
190 00:12:14 Yep. That's what they're callin' it.
191 00:12:16 Yep. Newspapers, radio鈥?195
192 00:12:20 -You know, the Internet---I know what the Internet is.
193 00:12:23 Yep. Bountygate.
194 00:12:24 -Everyone's talking about it.-Okay.
195 00:12:33 -You okay on that thing?-All good.
196 00:12:52 Front desk. Eric speaking.
197 00:12:54 Yeah, uh, could you send,uh, maintenance up here?
198 00:12:57 Uh, turn this Jacuzzi off.It's making a lot of noise.
199 00:13:00 Oh, it's not on. It's just the filter.
200 00:13:03 Okay, well,how do we get rid of the noise?
201 00:13:05 Most guests find the sound soothing, sir.
202 00:13:09 I find it aggravating.
203 00:13:10 Okay, I could bring you up a fanto counter the noise.
204 00:13:14 But then, wouldn't I hear the fan?
205 00:13:16 Very much so.
206 00:13:36 Sean, so glad you could聽make it.Come on in.
207 00:13:39 I wanna shake the handthat shook the hand of Drew Brees.
208 00:13:42 -There you go. All right?-So are you gonna be our new coach?
209 00:13:45 -We need you. Like, we really need you.-We suck so bad.
210 00:13:48 Sadly, it's true.
211 00:13:49 If we didn't have Marcos,we'd be the worst team in the league.
212 00:13:53 We are the worst team.
213 00:13:54 But, Brian, can you imaginehow bad we'd be without Marcos?
214 00:13:58 Hell yeah! I'm blowing up, man.And I'm not gonna be here long.
215 00:14:01 -Lucky to have me.-Tell you what.
216 00:14:03 You hang on to that confidence.
217 00:14:04 And the rest of you, listen to your coach.Coach Troy and Coach聽Bizone.
218 00:14:08 -That's what you do.-Coach Bizone.
219 00:14:10 Bizone.
220 00:14:13 -What's with Coach?-He keeps drinking too much coach's juice.
221 00:14:17 He doesn't think we know, but he gothis license taken away four years ago.
222 00:14:20 Says the bike's part of a fitness regimen.
223 00:14:24 Hey, where's Connor?
224 00:14:25 Oh, he's still downstairs.
225 00:14:27 All right, boys. Food's ready outside.
226 00:14:34 Hey, Con.
227 00:14:39 -Our boy doesn't talk much, does he?-Can you blame him?
228 00:14:42 -You missed a lot, Sean.-I understand.
229 00:14:45 But that's鈥?That's why I'm here.
230 00:14:47 That's great,but it's gonna take some time.
231 00:14:55 Let's go.
232 00:14:59 Where's your helmets?
233 00:15:02 Helmets.
234 00:15:07 -New Orleans Saints.Emma. I-It's Emma, right?
235 00:15:09 Listen, it's Coach Payton.I'm trying to get through.
236 00:15:12 I need to getto the, uh, new defensive coordinator.
237 00:15:15 Mm, I'm not allowedto be talking to you. No contact.
238 00:15:17 Well, first of all,this is nothing official, all right?
239 00:15:20 We're just two friends talking.That's all we're doing.
240 00:15:23 Yeah, I'm so sorry.I don't wanna get in trouble. Bye!
241 00:15:25 Emma. Emma! Uh, Emma! Emily?
242 00:15:28 Was it Emily?
243 00:15:32 I think it was Emily.
244 00:15:41 Connor, you've got outside contained.Don't鈥?don't guess.
245 00:15:49 -Let's run it again.
246 00:15:51 Hey, Coach, my boy's Paulie, the center.
247 00:15:53 You got any pointers,you just pipe right on up.
248 00:15:56 -He needs all the help he can get.-Sure thing.
249 00:15:59 Take a look at him. He's good.
250 00:16:00 He's not great, but he's good.
251 00:16:03 Pretty good. He's okay.See what you can do with him.
252 00:16:09 Try that if you want to.
253 00:16:11 Connor, Harlan, you guysup for some vegan ice cream?
254 00:16:13 It tastes just like regular ice cream.
255 00:16:15 As long as you've never eatenregular ice cream.
256 00:16:18 Try it?
257 00:16:20 Come on!
258 00:16:21 It's made with green tea, banana leaves.
259 00:16:23 -You'll love it.-Sure.
260 00:16:25 It's a new hemp ice cream place.Gonna close in two weeks.
261 00:16:27 I guarantee it. Come on in.
262 00:16:32 Any one of you guys got any cash?Your dad give you a credit card?
263 00:16:36 Wait, you want me to pay?
264 00:16:39 -Who this?-I'm sorry. Uh, what's up, man?
265 00:16:42 Nothing. I'm just saying, "Who this."
266 00:16:45 Okay.
267 00:16:52 Black and gold, baby.
268 00:16:56 Argh! Son of a鈥?Not again.
269 00:17:00 Stupid, cheap chain.
270 00:17:16 Freaking鈥?275
271 00:17:21 Front desk.
272 00:17:22 Okay. Well, now the Jacuzzi filterwon't stop babbling.
273 00:17:25 Sounds like a guythat doesn't know when to shut up.
274 00:17:27 Oh, no, no, Mr. Payton.
275 00:17:30 Those voices you're hearingare from the Jacuzzi in our royal suite.
276 00:17:33 -You guys have a royal suite?Oh, yeah.
277 00:17:36 There's some fellows in there from SMU.
278 00:17:38 Let me know if they get too loud.I'll bring up a fan.
279 00:17:41 Tell you what. Bring up a toaster.We can end it all. Sound good?
280 00:17:45 All right. See you then.
281 00:17:56 Set! Down!
282 00:17:59 Blue, white!聽Blue, white!
283 00:18:01 Hut!
284 00:18:02 Marcos drops back.
285 00:18:04 Makes the throw,and it sails way over Brian's head.
286 00:18:08 And the Warriors blow yet another chanceto score in the red zone.
287 00:18:12 The Knights will now take possession.
288 00:18:17 It's over! Step up.
289 00:18:34 This guy's got all day.
290 00:18:38 Get it, get it! Come on!
291 00:18:43 -Time-out.
292 00:18:45 Come on, guys.
293 00:18:47 Hey, Payton, two more points,then it's lights out.
294 00:18:50 This quarterback's unstoppable.
295 00:18:52 No. The QB doesn't check his blind sidewhen he drops into the pocket.
296 00:18:56 They should just bring the safeties.
297 00:19:04 Where's he going?
298 00:19:06 Hopefully he's gonna teach 'em to cheat.We're getting killed out there.
299 00:19:12 Oh. Coach, did you see that?Some punk just threw my visor.
300 00:19:16 -Huddle up. Let's go.-Who? Point him out. I'll snap his neck.
301 00:19:21 All right, guys.It's that time of the game.
302 00:19:23 We can't let 'em score here.
303 00:19:25 I want all you d-backsto drop into coverage, okay?
304 00:19:31 Actually, not鈥?not all of you.
305 00:19:34 We're gonna blitz.
306 00:19:37 Linebacker blitz?
307 00:19:40 Safety blitz.
308 00:19:42 From the right?
309 00:19:44 From the left? Weak side safety blitz.
310 00:19:47 You heard鈥?Yeah.Weak side safety blitz, all right, guys.
311 00:19:50 Let's go get 'em. Come on! Come on!
312 00:19:51 Let's do this. Come on, guys.
313 00:19:54 Is this the one? Say you're sorryto the man for throwing his visor.
314 00:19:58 -Sorry.-It's not him!
315 00:19:59 You can't grab people by the neck.
316 00:20:01 It's fine. It's my nephew.
317 00:20:03 Son of a鈥?323
318 00:20:08 You're an embarrassmentto the family tree.
319 00:20:10 I'll pedal over to your mama's house.
320 00:20:12 You're gonna be on time-outfor, like, a month and a half.
321 00:20:16 Little punk-ass.
322 00:20:27 Blind 38! Blind 38!
323 00:20:36 Oh, and it's a fumble.
324 00:20:39 Connor Payton picks it up.
325 00:20:41 Oh my God! Can you believe this?Can you believe this?
326 00:20:45 He's at the 20. He's at the ten.
327 00:20:48 Oh my God! Touchdown, Warriors!
328 00:20:53 -Connor!-Connor!
329 00:20:55 -That was our guy!
330 00:20:56 First touchdown of the season!
331 00:20:58 And just as the game comes to an end.
332 00:21:03 That was a touchdown! A real touchdown!
333 00:21:05 Take it easy. Act like you've been here.
334 00:21:07 Fully happened!
335 00:21:11 Folks, that'll do it.
336 00:21:13 Final score here,Warriors, 6. Knights, 38.
337 00:21:29 Boys, boys, boys! Hey! Everybody, takea look over there. You see what I see?
338 00:21:33 Electricity!
339 00:21:42 One, two, three, Warriors!
340 00:21:52 This is a Manhattan?
341 00:21:54 At J.D. McGilligan's,our middle name is "Fun."
342 00:21:58 Well, if that's true, shouldn't it be"J.F. McGilligan's?"
343 00:22:04 I'll ask Mr. McGilligan.
344 00:22:08 Okay. I'm鈥?I'm gonna change thisinto a Lone Star? How about that?
345 00:22:17 Actually, make that two Lone Stars.
346 00:22:20 I hope you didn't mind mebutting in like that.
347 00:22:23 Mind? That wasour first touchdown all year.
348 00:22:26 Tough year, huh?
349 00:22:28 Look, they're great kids.
350 00:22:31 And they're not untalented.
351 00:22:32 No, I know. I see speed.
352 00:22:34 They're eager to learn.They've got a good attitude.
353 00:22:37 -Yeah.-You know.
354 00:22:38 Yeah. They just鈥?361
355 00:22:43 That's why I'm fixin'to get a whistle around your neck.
356 00:22:46 Oh, right.
357 00:22:49 Oh, you're serious?
358 00:22:51 No鈥?no pressure.Uh, we'd鈥?we'd love to have you.
359 00:22:54 I don't know how long I'm gonna be here,'cause I'm appealing my suspension.
360 00:22:58 I'm hoping to be back at workbefore the season starts.
361 00:23:02 You miss it?
362 00:23:03 I really don't knowanything else, you know.
363 00:23:06 I mean, being a head coach of an NFL teamis like going a hundred miles an hour,
364 00:23:10 365 days a year.
365 00:23:12 Look, I figured.
366 00:23:14 I mean, I've been coaching your sonsince peewee league.
367 00:23:17 I just met you last week.
368 00:23:21 Another reason I don't want a whistle.I'm not even sure Connor would like it.
369 00:23:26 Look, being Sean Payton's son ain't easy.
370 00:23:30 Not for a kid playing football in Texas.
371 00:23:33 Hell, my dadcoached our local high school team,
372 00:23:35 and I never lived it down.
373 00:23:37 You won the damn Super Bowl.
374 00:23:39 -I never pushed him to play.-No, but he did.
375 00:23:42 And it may be easier on him,
376 00:23:45 and you, and, frankly, me
377 00:23:48 if you were on that fieldwith us every day.
378 00:23:56 Come on! Get off the wall!
379 00:24:07 My chain now, McGilligan.
380 00:24:09 You do need help.
381 00:24:44 Hey, you got any more bagels back there?
382 00:24:47 Um, no.
383 00:24:50 Well, what about those right there?
384 00:24:53 Oh, yeah, those are for my wife.
385 00:24:54 She's pregnant.
386 00:24:56 This is your first?
387 00:24:57 No, it's my third.I've been nibbling all morning.
388 00:25:01 I meant kids.
389 00:25:02 Oh. Yeah, it's my first.
390 00:25:04 Hey, listen, I'm, uh,gonna extend my stay.
391 00:25:06 -How long?-I'm not doin' this again with you.
392 00:25:09 Just extend it, okay?
393 00:25:10 Now, you guys got a copy machine?I'm gonna need 23 copies of this.
394 00:25:14 Oh, technically it's self-service.
395 00:25:17 I got you, Mr. Payton.
396 00:25:20 -Got anything I can spread this jelly on?-There's some hard-boiled eggs over there.
397 00:25:24 I didn't say the worst thingyou could spread jelly on.
398 00:25:27 You didn't say the best.
399 00:25:29 God.
400 00:25:43 What are you doing?
401 00:25:45 What was I doing?
402 00:25:48 Transcendental Meditation.
403 00:25:50 It's where I repeat a mantra to myself
404 00:25:53 until I reacha deeper state of consciousness.
405 00:25:55 Hmm. What's a mantra?
406 00:25:58 A mantra is a word or a phraseor even a noise that you repeat
407 00:26:02 and it helps you focusand clear your mind.
408 00:26:04 You know, we could meditate together,
409 00:26:06 and clear our mindsand share memories and feelings.
410 00:26:09 -Isn't that cool?-Well, like what?
411 00:26:11 I could tell you about the timewhen I was in college
412 00:26:14 and I was backpacking through Asia.
413 00:26:16 I thought for sure they were all women.
414 00:26:18 -Jamie.-Yes?
415 00:26:20 Connor shouldn't behearing about that at his age.
416 00:26:22 But he's鈥?he's not hearing. He's feeling.
417 00:26:24 That's even worse.
418 00:26:27 Oh, that must be your dad.He's gonna take you to practice today.
419 00:26:30 What?
420 00:26:31 He called this morningand asked if he could take you.
421 00:26:33 Why didn't you say no?
422 00:26:36 I think it'll be good for you guysto connect and get some one-on-one time.
423 00:26:41 Well, I don't wantany one-on-one time with him.
424 00:26:45 -I'm not going to practice.-Yeah, skip practice.
425 00:26:48 Stay here. I'll share with youthe time I was in a bathhouse
426 00:26:51 with ten sumo wrestlers.
427 00:26:52 -These guys prune up everywhere.-All right. I'll go. I'll go.
428 00:27:03 Any music you like?
429 00:27:08 You still into country?
430 00:27:13 You know where you're going?
431 00:27:15 The only place I've beenother than my hotel for the last week?
432 00:27:18 Yeah, I got an idea.
433 00:27:21 I meant from my house.
434 00:27:23 You know I used to live there, right?Before the dream catchers and salt lamps.
435 00:27:29 I've been told.
436 00:27:34 So,
437 00:27:36 guess who the new offensive coordinatorfor the Warriors is?
438 00:27:41 How did that happen?
439 00:27:44 Coach Troy asked me,
440 00:27:45 and I thought it'd be coolbecause we'll get to hang.
441 00:27:49 Hang?
442 00:27:50 Yeah. What we're doing right now. Hangin'.
443 00:27:54 It's tough enough right nowwith you just in the bleachers.
444 00:27:57 You know what Paulie's dad said about you?
445 00:27:59 I don't give a crapabout what Paulie's dad thinks.
446 00:28:03 Maybe I do.
447 00:28:08 Hell yeah, I want stuffed crust.What kind of question's that?
448 00:28:11 Paulie, are you seriouslyordering a pizza right now?
449 00:28:14 We're about to practice.
450 00:28:15 Ordering it nowso it gets here at the peak of my hunger.
451 00:28:18 I don't care. Hang up the phone.
452 00:28:20 All right, Warriors. Our seasonhasn't got off to the best start.
453 00:28:24 What are you talking about?We scored a touchdown.
454 00:28:31 All right. All right.True, but we did still lose 38 to 6.
455 00:28:35 Wow, killing the vibe, Coach.
456 00:28:37 Look, I know each of y'allare doing your best, okay?
457 00:28:40 We just need somethin'to pull it all together. A new voice.
458 00:28:44 Is Mr. Payton gonna be our new coach?
459 00:28:50 Coach Payton is gonna beour new offensive coordinator.
460 00:28:54 -Okay.-How about that?
461 00:28:56 Our defense sucks too.
462 00:28:59 Thank you.
463 00:29:00 Look, I want you boys to treat Mr. Paytonwith the same respect you treat me.
464 00:29:04 Oh, oh, we can do better than that.
465 00:29:07 But to clarify,Coach Payton is third in line.
466 00:29:11 In other words,if Coach Troy were the president,
467 00:29:14 I'd be the vice president.
468 00:29:16 And if Coach Troyhappened to get assassinated,
469 00:29:19 I'd take over.
470 00:29:20 Coach Payton would then becomethe vice president.
471 00:29:22 Um, what happensif both of you guys got shot?
472 00:29:26 Well, I think they'd, uh, cancel.I don't think we could play that game.
473 00:29:29 Okay, that's good to know.Guys, let's line up.
474 00:29:32 -Hey, when I tell my guys to line up,
475 00:29:35 the last one there,he'd be running stairs till sundown.
476 00:29:45 Gentlemen, it's about speed.
477 00:29:48 So if you don't got it,you better hurry up and get it.
478 00:29:50 Now, on my count,
479 00:29:52 we're gonna run to that 40-yard lineas fast as you can.
480 00:29:54 You said, "On my count."
481 00:29:56 How many Mississippis is that gonna be?
482 00:29:59 How about this?
483 00:30:06 One, two, three, four.
484 00:30:08 Congratulations. You fourjust became our new wide receivers.
485 00:30:13 Let's get those pads on.Let's get to work. Come on.
486 00:30:17 Get over that. Go, go, go, go!
487 00:30:19 Keep goin'.
488 00:30:21 Whoa! Slow down there, buddy.
489 00:30:26 Drop them hips down.
490 00:30:29 What happened here?
491 00:30:33 Quick feet, quick feet!
492 00:30:35 Quick shoes. I like that.
493 00:30:37 There you go. All right, come on.
494 00:30:40 -Full rush, let me see it. Set, hit!
495 00:30:44 Nice. Okay, Nate, all right,let me see that spin.
496 00:30:48 Set, hit!
497 00:30:55 We'll get it, okay?
498 00:30:56 Hey, Mitch.
499 00:31:00 -That's what you get!-Bizone is down!
500 00:31:02 -All right.-Thanks.
501 00:31:12 There you go, Harlan. You got a great leg.
502 00:31:15 What's happenin' during the game?
503 00:31:17 This is practice. No pressure in practice.
504 00:31:20 That's your problem.You know what the pros do?
505 00:31:23 They put all the pressure onduring practice
506 00:31:25 so that when the game comes along,there's none left.
507 00:31:27 Paulie, how you doing at center?
508 00:31:29 It doesn't matter. I'm just playingso my dad can relive his glory days.
509 00:31:32 If you're not happy by end of the season,I'll talk to him. How's that sound?
510 00:31:36 -Really?-Yep, but I'm not gonna have to.
511 00:31:38 Everybody, listen up.
512 00:31:40 The only reason to play footballis to have fun.
513 00:31:43 And the only way to have fun
514 00:31:45 is to win.
515 00:31:47 And the only way to win
516 00:31:50 is with this.
517 00:31:52 A new playbook?
518 00:31:53 Whoa!
519 00:31:55 Awesome!
520 00:32:00 Are these real NFL plays?
521 00:32:01 Oh my God!
522 00:32:03 We'll be winning the championship.
523 00:32:06 -How can they stop us?-Whoa!
524 00:32:08 Look at Page 16.
525 00:32:09 I see you made a few minor changes.
526 00:32:12 It's upside down. Just turn it.
527 00:32:14 -Oh.-Yeah.
528 00:32:16 Got it.
529 00:32:17 Yeah. The base is all there.I just expanded on it, that's all.
530 00:32:20 Listen, I want you to study them,take 'em home with you tonight.
531 00:32:23 -Keep 'em with you at all times.-Yes, sir.
532 00:32:26 All right.
533 00:32:30 What play is this?
534 00:32:35 Mr. Coach Payton.Cindy Jenkins, Dennis's mom.
535 00:32:38 -Nice to meet you.-I wanna talk to you about Dennis.
536 00:32:41 Whatever position I asked him to play,that's what he's playing for a while.
537 00:32:44 I don't care what position he's playin'as long as he's playin' football.
538 00:32:48 I just don't want you goin' easy on him.That little peanut needs toughenin' up.
539 00:32:52 I treat all my players the same.Always have.
540 00:32:55 It's just Dennis is so nice and sweet.
541 00:32:57 This is Texas, Coach. That won't fly.
542 00:32:59 -Sounds like a job for Dennis's dad.-Oh, he's out the picture.
543 00:33:03 He went out to Meineke for a new mufflerin 2007 and never came back.
544 00:33:07 All right, well, I'm sorry about that.
545 00:33:10 Listen, come on over to the house.
546 00:33:12 Run some drills with him, maybe me.I'll make dinner.
547 00:33:16 It's awful nice of you,but, uh, it's not necessary.
548 00:33:20 Well, how many nights in a rowcan you eat at J.D. McGilligan's?
549 00:33:24 I'm making gumbo.
550 00:33:27 Please, for Dennis.
551 00:33:30 All right, fine, but for now,I got a game to get ready for, so鈥?
552 00:33:33 -You do you, baby.-Mm-hmm.
553 00:33:39 Got a girlfriend!
554 00:33:41 New Orleans Saints, huh?
555 00:33:44 I was a hell of a running back myself.
556 00:33:46 In '86, I was the man.
557 00:33:49 I scored a touchdownwith four defenders on my back.
558 00:33:53 Blown out knee, blown out ankle,
559 00:33:56 severe jock itch, a cavity,
560 00:33:59 everybody still on my back,
561 00:34:02 helped a woman have a baby,
562 00:34:04 scored the touchdown,
563 00:34:05 did my touchdown dance,
564 00:34:08 and came home to save my mamafrom a heart attack.
565 00:34:12 Gus, keep your eyes on the road.
566 00:34:15 Still got the jock itch though.
567 00:34:21 With the Rams leading 6-0,
568 00:34:22 they have the ballon the Warriors' 45-yard line.
569 00:34:26 Second down with three yards to gofor the first down.
570 00:34:32 Come on, Dennis!
571 00:34:34 Go, Dennis!
572 00:34:37 Mama!
573 00:34:48 -Did Dennis just fall down?-Yeah, he doesn't like contact.
574 00:34:52 Does he know he's playin' football?
575 00:34:58 Hey, uh, Dennis, come here.
576 00:35:01 So you, uh鈥?you wanna tackle that guy, huh?
577 00:35:05 I mean, I did. Then I didn't.
578 00:35:09 Coach Troy and Ihave been thinking about it,
579 00:35:11 and we're gonna move you to fullback.
580 00:35:14 Fullback? I-I can't play fullback.Everyone's gonna try and hit me.
581 00:35:17 Well, you better make surethat they don't.
582 00:35:25 That was good.Some real sports psychology right there.
583 00:35:28 Yeah, a little bit.
584 00:35:31 What you got in there?
585 00:35:33 Uh, it's for my鈥?593
586 00:35:39 Yeah.
587 00:35:41 I want 42 long, I-formation,wideout trips, all right? Go, go, go, go!
588 00:35:48 All right, huddle up, uh鈥?597
589 00:35:55 -Wait. Am I the formation?-Who's number 42?
590 00:35:58 -Dennis, we're on offense.-They told me to come.
591 00:36:00 -Where am I supposed to line up?-You're the center.
592 00:36:03 Right.
593 00:36:04 Didn't any of you study the plays?
594 00:36:05 My dad didn't even understand these plays.
595 00:36:07 -Everyone, just go long.-Okay, ready?
596 00:36:09 Ready!
597 00:36:11 Watch that pass! Watch that pass!
598 00:36:15 Set! Set!
599 00:36:17 Blue, white. Blue, white. Hut!
600 00:36:37 -Whoa!-Uh, thanks.
601 00:36:39 Way to go, Coach.
602 00:36:40 Good job, good job.
603 00:36:42 Marcos, nice throw.
604 00:36:47 All right. Hey, good first half.
605 00:36:50 Some minor adjustments, all right? Marcos.
606 00:36:52 Coach.
607 00:36:53 You are the most talented playeron our team.
608 00:36:55 -Too true.-Don't remind him.
609 00:36:57 -Second most talented.
610 00:36:59 Focus up, boys.Listen. You're not a quarterback.
611 00:37:02 -We're moving you to running back.-I'll do both. I could do it all.
612 00:37:05 You can't play QB and running backat the same time.
613 00:37:08 All good. Whatever the team needs, baby.
614 00:37:10 Okay. What did you call me?
615 00:37:13 -Coach.-That's what I thought.
616 00:37:14 -Brian, you're new starting quarterback.-Yes!
617 00:37:17 Finally! You can all suck it.
618 00:37:19 Brian, you know in the NFL,when the linemen don't like the QB,
619 00:37:22 you know what they do?They let the defense through.
620 00:37:25 Sorry, everybody. I'll suck it.
621 00:37:27 Yeah!
622 00:37:28 Okay, guys, let's go.
623 00:37:30 Everybody else,you're in the same positions.
624 00:37:32 Let's get some effort.A little energy. Let's go!
625 00:37:37 Sure about doing this at halftime?
626 00:37:39 What we were doing wasn't workin'.We gotta adjust.
627 00:37:41 I don't wanna adjust these kidsinto the emergency room.
628 00:37:44 They'll be fine.
629 00:37:45 They can barely play the positionsthey've been playing all year.
630 00:37:58 They're all in different places.That's good?
631 00:38:02 He switched it all up.
632 00:38:04 Dennis, I think you're over here.
633 00:38:07 -Why ain't Marcos the quarterback?-I don't know.
634 00:38:10 Ready. Set. Go!
635 00:38:24 Now that could not have beenan actual play.
636 00:38:27 Maybe we go back to the old, dumb,peewee playbook for the rest of the game.
637 00:38:31 I know this is like buildin' an airplanewhile you're flyin' it, but trust me.
638 00:38:34 Yeah, more like crappin' in a rainstormwhen you're buildin' an outhouse.
639 00:38:39 -That doesn't make sense.-Neither do these plays, Troy.
640 00:38:42 Let's get you some water.Come on, come on.
641 00:38:45 Let's go. Field goal unit.
642 00:38:54 What the hell is he lookin' at?
643 00:39:04 Harlan.
644 00:39:07 Hike.
645 00:39:11 My butthole!
646 00:39:13 Come on!
647 00:39:17 Hey, Payton!
648 00:39:18 You can't just switch everything up.This ain't no merry-go-round.
649 00:39:21 What you doin'? Marcos has beena quarterback his whole life.
650 00:39:24 He'll be a running backfor the rest of it.
651 00:39:26 Are you blind? My boy's got a cannon.
652 00:39:28 He's the best player on the teambesides Paulie.
653 00:39:30 He's more of an asset as a running back.
654 00:39:32 He's not one of your assets.He's my son, and he's a quarterback.
655 00:39:36 Here's the thing.
656 00:39:38 I'm here to win games,
657 00:39:39 not make you feel betterabout what position your son's playing.
658 00:39:42 So stay in the stands with the parents,
659 00:39:44 and I'll be on the sidelineswith the coaches.
660 00:39:48 Guys, give it a chance, please.
661 00:39:56 I think we're, uh, finished here, fellas,for the day.
662 00:40:02 The bus is full anyway.
663 00:40:08 Man, I expected today to go better.
664 00:40:11 Yeah, we're worse than we werebefore he showed up.
665 00:40:14 I thought this guy was supposed to besome type of Super Bowl-winning coach.
666 00:40:17 Yeah, and we scored a touchdownwithout him.
667 00:40:20 Yeah.
668 00:40:27 All right, boys, listen up.
669 00:40:29 I know it might not have felt like it,but I saw a lot of improvement out there.
670 00:40:34 As soon as we get a handleon these new plays,
671 00:40:36 we're gonna turn things around real quick.
672 00:40:38 Yeah, um, Coach, I don't think any of usunderstand the new plays.
673 00:40:42 What? Who's having troublewith the playbook?
674 00:40:48 It looks unanimous.
675 00:40:52 Gotta line up here.I want everybody hip-to-hip here.
676 00:40:55 I don't want any space here.People were getting through here.
677 00:40:58 Salt shaker right there鈥?Okay?
678 00:41:00 We gotta get set up here.
679 00:41:01 Connor, Jason, you are our tortilla chips.
680 00:41:04 That means, Dennis and Marcos,you're our lime wedges. You're right here.
681 00:41:08 -Which makes our hot sauce鈥?That's Brian.-Brian's more of a napkin.
682 00:41:12 We're going green right formation.That's our initial formation. You with me?
683 00:41:16 Yes, Coach. Yeah.
684 00:41:17 Great. Okay. Now we have our X chipon the side here, and our Z--
685 00:41:21 -Where's the Z chip? What did you do?-Sorry.
686 00:41:24 All right. Okay, here we go.
687 00:41:25 We got our Z chip here,but we're gonna send our Z chip in motion.
688 00:41:28 Now we have both wide receiverson this side.
689 00:41:31 Once they cross the line of scrimmage,they cut right, which means our hot sauce鈥?
690 00:41:34 -I drop back and fake it to the lime.-Yes.
691 00:41:37 I'm the lime.I pretend to get the ball and block?
692 00:41:39 Yeah.
693 00:41:40 -Jason and I cut to the right.-I throw it to the open tortilla chip.
694 00:41:43 Yes! There you go!
695 00:41:47 Now let's go with X whip.
696 00:41:48 We're gonna do the same thing,but we're not linin' up that way.
697 00:41:51 We'll bring this chip here. Don't eat it.
698 00:41:53 Hey, Coach, what if a cupcaketries to attack 'em?
699 00:41:56 -You're afraid of a cupcake now?-Cupcakes sound good.
700 00:41:59 -Can I see a dessert menu?
701 00:42:01 You get that first step,you're up the sideline, you know?
702 00:42:04 It's all you.
703 00:42:06 You gonna stick aroundfor the rest of the season?
704 00:42:10 Well, if I win my appeal, I'll probably鈥?I'll probably have to go back.
705 00:42:17 Con,
706 00:42:19 it's my job.
707 00:42:21 -I wish you guys were closer.-Why can't you be closer?
708 00:42:26 Coach the Cowboys.Dallas is, like, 45 minutes away.
709 00:42:29 'Cause Dallas already has a coach.
710 00:42:33 Look,
711 00:42:35 I know this hasn't been easy.
712 00:42:38 No, you don't.
713 00:42:40 What do you mean?
714 00:42:45 What is it, Con?
715 00:42:49 People always ask me about you.
716 00:42:53 And most of the time,I have to just make it up, because鈥?
717 00:42:59 I don't know you.
718 00:43:04 Hey, hey, hey, hey,C-Connor, look, I'm here.
719 00:43:08 I'm here now.
720 00:43:10 You can ask me anything.
721 00:43:13 What do you wanna know?
722 00:43:19 What made you decide to gofor the onside kick in the Super Bowl?
723 00:43:24 That's a good question.
724 00:43:26 Sometimes to succeed,you need to do the unexpected.
725 00:43:29 That's what I did with that onside kick.I knew it would surprise 'em, and it did.
726 00:43:35 Any other questions?
727 00:43:38 Did you do it?
728 00:43:41 Do what?
729 00:43:43 What happened with your team.
730 00:43:46 It's complicated, Connor.
731 00:43:49 But look, at the end of the day,I'm the head coach,
732 00:43:51 so I-I-I've gotta be the oneto take responsibility.
733 00:43:57 If you're taking responsibility,then why are you appealing?
734 00:44:01 Wow.
735 00:44:03 That's another good question.
736 00:44:07 I don't know. I guess鈥?746
737 00:44:13 Well, you're not away from it anymore,I guess.
738 00:44:22 You gonna pick me upfor practice tomorrow?
739 00:44:24 Assuming Coach Troy doesn't fire me.
740 00:44:46 Nine seconds left. We're downby two. This is it. This is our season.
741 00:44:50 We make it or break it right here.We got time for one more play.
742 00:44:54 And this is how we define ourselves.We gotta decide who do we want to be?
743 00:44:58 -Paulie, pay attention!-Y-Yes, Coach.
744 00:45:00 Here's where we're goin'. We're gonna goturbo stack, green four. Okay?
745 00:45:04 -What?-Two limes. One hot sauce.
746 00:45:07 -Bring the queso?-Bring the queso, guys!
747 00:45:09 Yeah!
748 00:45:16 Let's go!
749 00:45:19 Go, seven!
750 00:45:21 Let's go!
751 00:45:30 Get down! Go, baby! Go!
752 00:45:33 Down, set, go!
753 00:45:38 Get it. You got it. Yeah!
754 00:45:41 Come on, Marcos.
755 00:45:47 Go, go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!
756 00:46:00 Jamie, we won! We won!
757 00:46:02 -We won our first game!-We won!
758 00:46:14 Way to go, man.
759 00:46:26 Over here! I'm open!
760 00:46:30 Ah, so this is what it feels like to win.
761 00:46:33 -Next stop, championship!-Yeah!
762 00:46:36 Don't get ahead of yourself, Jason.
763 00:46:37 No, no, no. I like the energy.Hey, listen up, everybody.
764 00:46:40 Hey, you guys earned this, okay? Enjoy it.
765 00:46:44 I want you to carry this feelingto the next game.
766 00:46:46 Yeah!
767 00:47:01 Hi. We're getting a lot of complaints.
768 00:47:04 About what?
769 00:47:05 The noise. Splashing noises, mostly,with some yelling.
770 00:47:09 Who complained?
771 00:47:11 Uh, hotel people.
772 00:47:13 What hotel people?
773 00:47:14 Uh鈥?784
774 00:47:20 No.
775 00:47:21 Why are you upset about the noise?
776 00:47:23 It's bumming me out that you guysget to swim and I have to work.
777 00:47:26 Well, why don't you take a breakand swim with us?
778 00:47:28 -Really?-Absolutely.
779 00:47:29 That would be great! Do you thinkit'd be okay if I swam in my underwear?
780 00:47:32 -I think that would be inappropriate.-Oh.
781 00:47:35 Hey, do you work here?
782 00:47:36 I do.
783 00:47:37 Someone got their hand stuckin the ice machine.
784 00:47:39 Oh.
785 00:47:41 We've all been there.
786 00:47:42 Hey, good move.
787 00:47:48 Connor, go deep.
788 00:48:13 Warriors!
789 00:48:17 Dennis, don't turn around.
790 00:48:23 Oh my God, Connor Payton recovers!
791 00:48:35 Come on. Come on.
792 00:48:37 Whoa!
793 00:48:51 Yes!
794 00:48:52 That's my boy!
795 00:48:55 Harlan, get in here.
796 00:48:58 Okay, Coach.
797 00:49:01 Is that what this is about?That young lady?
798 00:49:04 It's got nothing to do with her.
799 00:49:05 Hey, I need you to focus.Forget about everything else.
800 00:49:08 Block it out. All right?She鈥?she is not here.
801 00:49:12 She's right there. I see her.
802 00:49:14 Hey, hey, we practice hard so thatthere's no pressure in the game, remember?
803 00:49:19 Okay. I'm gonna do it, Coach.
804 00:49:21 All right. That's my boy. Go get 'em.
805 00:49:23 Line it up. Let's go.
806 00:49:25 -Think he's gonna do it?-Nope.
807 00:49:27 He looks even more scaredthan the last time.
808 00:49:29 I know. What a little wussy.
809 00:49:32 Come on! Let's go, Warriors!
810 00:49:34 -Hut!The ball is snapped.
811 00:49:36 -Harlan with the kick.
812 00:49:39 My butthole!
813 00:49:41 And the Warriors win,but the extra point is no good.
814 00:49:46 Thank you, Mom.
815 00:49:49 Let's go!
816 00:49:54 Did you see Connor score that goal?
817 00:49:56 Yeah. I was, uh鈥?I was鈥?I was out there.
818 00:49:59 Yes, I saw you.
819 00:50:01 I like you and Connor connecting.
820 00:50:03 You said it would take some time,and it did,
821 00:50:05 but I feel like we're movingin the right direction.
822 00:50:08 You know, when I was a kid,I idolized my father so much.
823 00:50:11 Then, when I was eight, they got divorced.
824 00:50:14 My dad moved out.I resented him so much. I鈥?
825 00:50:18 He used to call the house.I wouldn't even pick up the phone.
826 00:50:21 He'd come by outside school, and I鈥?838
827 00:50:27 I know that must've hurt him.
828 00:50:32 So when did you guys reconnect?
829 00:50:33 Oh, we never did.
830 00:50:35 Yeah. He could be dead by now.It was 30 years ago, but鈥?
831 00:50:40 Anyway, good game today.
832 00:50:42 Uh, why鈥?Why would you tell me that story?
833 00:50:46 You're wearing the same cologne as he did,and it just reminded me of him.
834 00:50:51 I-I don't wear cologne.
835 00:50:58 Oh. My bad. Sorry about that.
836 00:51:00 I just thought鈥?849
837 00:51:05 It's okay.
838 00:51:07 Sorry again.
839 00:51:13 Oh, right on time.
840 00:51:15 Oh, and dressed so snazzy.
841 00:51:17 -Come on in.-Thank you for having me.
842 00:51:20 Oh, and you brought a tiny cake.
843 00:51:25 Hey there, buddy. What you working on?
844 00:51:27 -Oh, Spanish.-Bueno.
845 00:51:30 Huh?
846 00:51:32 I hope you like Pinot Grigio.We drink a lot of it.
847 00:51:35 "We"?
848 00:51:38 Well, just me.Makes it more fun around here.
849 00:51:42 You know, I-I think I'm good on the wine.
850 00:51:44 You know, we got a big game tomorrow.Right, Dennis? The Porcupines.
851 00:51:48 They've been league champsfor four years in a row.
852 00:51:50 Hope they don't humiliate us too bad.
853 00:51:52 Hey, muy pesimistico.
854 00:51:58 Oh, you're so funny, Sean.
855 00:52:10 But I sense a lot of painunderneath that jovial exterior.
856 00:52:15 Was it a rough breakup with Beth?
857 00:52:17 It was鈥β營t was just one of those things.
858 00:52:19 Oh, I see.
859 00:52:21 Yeah, those skinny girlscan never handle a strong, robust man.
860 00:52:25 They snap like a twig under real pressure.
861 00:52:29 I don't think we should talk about itin front of Dennis.
862 00:52:32 -Dennis, go to your room.-But I'm hungry.
863 00:52:34 You always hungry.
864 00:52:35 I'm pretty hungry too. It smells amazing.So why don't we, uh, get to dinner, huh?
865 00:52:41 You should see how I do on breakfast.
866 00:52:44 Oh, hold on now.
867 00:52:46 Oh, eyelash stuck. Hold on.
868 00:52:47 Let me just see if I can justput my fingernail up in there.
869 00:52:51 And, nope. Damn it. I can't get it open.
870 00:52:53 I need to run to the ladies' roomto unstick this.
871 00:52:56 It won't be but a minute.
872 00:52:58 Dennis, check on that gumbo.
873 00:53:01 -I don't wanna get it burnt up for Coach.-Yes, Mama.
874 00:53:07 -I gotta take this. This is important.-This is your chance to get out.
875 00:53:11 -Yeah. Tell your mom I said thank you.Just go!
876 00:53:16 Hey, great timing with the call.How'd we do?
877 00:53:19 Sorry. It's over.They aren't gonna let you coach this year.
878 00:53:22 What? You saidyou were out in front of this thing.
879 00:53:25 -Come on, guys. Let's go.
880 00:53:27 There he is. Hurry up.
881 00:53:29 You lost your appeal with the NFL.Any comments?
882 00:53:31 I'm just hereto watch my son play football.
883 00:53:33 It has nothing to dowith my situation with the NFL.
884 00:53:36 -Just a few questions.-No comment.
885 00:53:37 -Hey, Marcos, say something.-I have a comment.
886 00:53:40 Coach Payton is the best!
887 00:53:41 -Yeah!-Come on. Let's go.
888 00:53:43 -We got a game. Focus.-Harlan loves you, Brooke Davis!
889 00:53:46 -Not guilty!-No comment. No comment.
890 00:53:49 They weren't asking you nothin'.
891 00:53:51 -Porcupine! Stick 'em!
892 00:53:53 -Stick 'em!
893 00:53:55 Stick 'em!
894 00:53:59 -Stick 'em!
895 00:54:06 Hey, don't鈥?don't look at them.
896 00:54:09 Eyes up here, guys. Let's go. Come on.
897 00:54:11 Why, ain't this nice?Super Bowl-winning coach.
898 00:54:15 Eastern Illinois Hall of Fame.
899 00:54:17 Coach of the Year, 2006.
900 00:54:21 And now you're here.
901 00:54:23 -Porcupine!
902 00:54:24 -Stick 'em!
903 00:54:34 Oh!
904 00:54:37 Personal foul!聽Roughing the passer!
905 00:54:40 Yes!
906 00:54:41 Was that Drew Brees we justdropped? Don't look like Drew Brees.
907 00:54:44 Not quite the same footwork.
908 00:54:47 Give me some.You gotta give me some quicker.
909 00:54:50 I mean, there's no way these guys are 12.52 doesn't look like no kid.
910 00:54:55 He looks like he has a kid.
911 00:54:58 Set. Blue, 88. Blue, 88. Hike.
912 00:55:04 Go! Go!
913 00:55:06 That's another touchdownfor the Porcupines.
914 00:55:09 Yes!
915 00:55:09 Hey, Fancy Pants!
916 00:55:11 Your big ole trophy don't scare me.
917 00:55:13 You in football country now. I own you.
918 00:55:16 -Is there any way to stop them?
919 00:55:19 Not unless you wanna put Gus on the line.
920 00:55:21 Put me in, Coach.
921 00:55:24 Down, set, go.
922 00:55:31 Fumble! Go! Go! Go!
923 00:55:52 And that's another touchdownfor the Porcupines.
924 00:55:56 It's too easy!
925 00:55:57 Which willclose this one out.
926 00:56:00 Guys, just a disastrous effortby Sean Payton.
927 00:56:03 That's that.
928 00:56:09 Good game, Big Time.
929 00:56:11 You rememberthe last time Sean Payton was on?
930 00:56:13 I think he injured his shoulder.He was pattin' himself on the back,
931 00:56:17 telling us the offensive innovatorand all this great stuff.
932 00:56:20 Well, he lost his appeal.
933 00:56:22 The Saints just wontheir first game without him,
934 00:56:25 and he's coachinghis 12-year-old son's football team.
935 00:56:27 And what did they dowith Sean Payton as their head coach?
936 00:56:30 They got crushedby their crosstown rivals, the Porcupines.
937 00:56:33 Woo! That's the hityou only see in your nightmares.
938 00:56:38 I know that coach, Daryl Fitzsimmons,had to love this, because he鈥?/i>
939 00:56:43 Hey, change the channel, would you?
940 00:56:46 Doesn't get any worse than that--
941 00:56:47 Ouch. Maybe Payton's lost his magic touch.
942 00:56:50 It makes you wonderif the Saints will even bring him back.
943 00:56:53 Maybe they'll hirethe coach from the Porcupines.
944 00:56:55 That Porcupines coach is pretty good.
945 00:56:59 Has some funny zingers.
946 00:57:01 Like, one time at a gas station,
947 00:57:03 he told me I looked likeif Ellen DeGeneres and a robot had a baby.
948 00:57:07 So good.
949 00:57:12 God.
950 00:57:19 Payton, maybe it's time to give Marcosanother chance at QB? What do you say?
951 00:57:23 Hey, Calvin. Funny, I didn't hear from youwhen we won six straight.
952 00:57:26 Yeah, and Paulie's tiredof getting kicked in the ass too.
953 00:57:29 All right. I forgot my notebookon the sidelines.
954 00:57:32 Let me go grab itso I can write some notes down.
955 00:57:34 -Oh. Okay.-Thanks for considering that.
956 00:57:42 -You mind if I address the whole team?-Be my guest.
957 00:57:47 Everybody, take a knee.
958 00:57:52 That was a bad loss.
959 00:57:54 We are going to get our revenge.
960 00:57:56 We don't play them again.
961 00:57:58 Oh, thank God.
962 00:57:59 We play them again in 27 days.In the championship game.
963 00:58:03 I know they're gonna beat the championship game,
964 00:58:05 but how are we gonna get there?
965 00:58:08 -We'd have to win the rest of our games.-That's right, Jason.
966 00:58:11 You guys know what Drew Brees doesafter every game?
967 00:58:14 When everybody else has gone home,Drew stays on the field,
968 00:58:18 and he runs throughthe progressions in his head
969 00:58:22 to see what he could've done better.
970 00:58:24 That's what separates him from the rest.
971 00:58:27 That's how you become great.
972 00:58:29 You think we can beat 'em, Dad?
973 00:58:31 We're not only gonna beat 'em,
974 00:58:33 we're gonna shut the scoreboard off.How about that?
975 00:58:35 Yeah, boys.
976 00:58:37 Yeah!
977 00:58:39 Last Saturday,I saw a team get beat mentally!
978 00:58:44 I saw guys quitting!
979 00:58:46 I saw guys not at their physical best.
980 00:58:49 So how do we bring that to the next level?
981 00:58:51 I'll tell you how.
982 00:58:54 We start running laps. Go!
983 00:59:03 He wasn't talking about me quittingand not being my physical best, was he?
984 00:59:08 He wasn't,but a couple of laps wouldn't hurt.
985 00:59:29 Let's go. Get in there. Get in there.Line it up. Let's go. Who wants it now?
986 00:59:36 Yeah!
987 00:59:37 Again! Harder!You knock him in the dirt!
988 00:59:41 Paulie, put the pizza down.That's not your physical best.
989 00:59:44 Listen up, guys.
990 00:59:46 We need to address our weakest link,which is our kicking game.
991 00:59:49 -My butt hurts, man.-It's because of Harlan's girlfriend.
992 00:59:52 She's not my girlfriend.
993 00:59:54 -Tell her not to come.-You need to focus, man.
994 00:59:59 Hey, hey, hey, cut it out.
995 01:00:01 Listen up. Harlan's your teammate. You'reall gonna go through the same thing,
996 01:00:05 so we need to help himwith his girlfriend problems.
997 01:00:08 Guys, she's not my girlfriend.She doesn't even know I exist.
998 01:00:12 -Have you ever talked to this girl?-I can't.
999 01:00:14 I dropped out of chorusthe first day she joined.
1000 01:00:17 Aw, big loss.Harlan's got the voice of an angel.
1001 01:00:20 I say stay away from her.
1002 01:00:23 -Oh God, not again.-She'll break your heart.
1003 01:00:25 -Next thing, she's seeing some busboy.-Mitch.
1004 01:00:27 -Then you're moving in with your mother.-We talked about this.
1005 01:00:30 -M-M-Mitch, stop.-And this kid's gonna kick my ass?
1006 01:00:33 Okay, Mitchell.
1007 01:00:33 -25 years old? H-How am I gonna fight him?-Mitch, shut up.
1008 01:00:37 I've got a bad hip and a back madeout of saltines, for聽crying out loud.
1009 01:00:40 Hey!
1010 01:00:41 Hey, Mitch, chill, man.I'm setting you up with my twin sister.
1011 01:00:45 Guys, look, Harlan's our teammate, okay?
1012 01:00:48 He's got a problem.We need to help him solve it.
1013 01:00:50 I mean, my mom likes itwhen I make her breakfast in the morning.
1014 01:00:53 Make her breakfast.
1015 01:00:54 -I don't even know how to cook.-But you do know how to sing.
1016 01:00:58 Trust me, this is gonna work.Ladies, they love the lanterns.
1017 01:01:01 Had these left overfrom my third wedding.
1018 01:01:06 Ah, I always have problems.
1019 01:01:10 Good luck, kid. Don't screw it up.
1020 01:01:50 Woo!
1021 01:02:10 Woo!
1022 01:02:24 Here she comes!
1023 01:02:27 What do you want?
1024 01:02:30 Wow, she's much olderthan I thought she would be.
1025 01:02:33 I was sleepin'.Do you know what time it is?
1026 01:02:37 It's like 7:30.
1027 01:02:38 Uh, hi. Is Brooke home?
1028 01:02:41 Wrong house, dummy.It's across the street.
1029 01:02:45 Argh, fire!
1030 01:02:51 Mom!
1031 01:02:52 Okay, guys, uh,I think I'm gonna call it a night.
1032 01:03:03 -How are you gonna get to work tomorrow?-I won't. I'll be fired, but I'll be okay.
1033 01:03:12 Well, at least she knows who you are now.
1034 01:03:14 Coming down there!
1035 01:03:16 -Yeah, boys.-Yeah, yeah.
1036 01:03:19 There is excitementin Argyle, Texas, today, boys.
1037 01:03:23 -Gentlemen. Amazing news.-Hey, Jamie.
1038 01:03:25 Since I got firedfrom the health food store
1039 01:03:27 for letting the cat sleep in the kale,
1040 01:03:29 I've been in the kitchen,your old kitchen,
1041 01:03:31 perfecting my recipefor the ultimate energy bar.
1042 01:03:33 -Okay.-And today, I finally succeeded.
1043 01:03:35 Gentlemen, may I present to youthe Super Log.
1044 01:03:39 -Okay, great. Thank you.-You mind if I hand 'em out to the boys?
1045 01:03:42 Great, Jamie. Go ahead.
1046 01:03:44 Hey, listen, guys. Wake up!Come on over here. Everybody. Let's go.
1047 01:03:47 Come on.
1048 01:03:48 Now, we are one game away.
1049 01:03:51 One game away from the championship.
1050 01:03:53 I can't go out there and win it for you.
1051 01:03:56 Each and every one of youhas to do your job.
1052 01:03:58 Do your job and have fun.
1053 01:04:03 -Let's get on that bus. Let's go!-Yeah!
1054 01:04:08 Super Log. Super Log.Grab one, a Super Log.
1055 01:04:12 Uh, do you think I'll get in today, Coach?
1056 01:04:17 -Let me talk to Coach Payton about it.-Okay.
1057 01:04:19 All right.
1058 01:04:28 The Warriorscould win with a field goal,
1059 01:04:31 but Coach Payton has decidedto go for the touchdown.
1060 01:04:33 With a trip to the championship at stake,
1061 01:04:36 they'll have one final playto secure their spot.
1062 01:04:46 Ain't gonna score, boys.Season's over for ya.
1063 01:04:49 That's what you think.We're going to the champ--
1064 01:04:52 Ugh. Ew!
1065 01:04:54 Ew, dude!
1066 01:05:00 Time-out! Time-out!
1067 01:05:01 That's our last time-out!What are you doin'?
1068 01:05:07 You okay, Paulie?
1069 01:05:08 -I am feeling better now that I hurled.-Okay.
1070 01:05:13 Coach, I don't feel so--
1071 01:05:17 Ew, Marcos, that's so--
1072 01:05:21 What the hell is happening?
1073 01:05:23 Jamie's Power Logs.
1074 01:05:25 -Super Logs.-How many of y'all had a Log?
1075 01:05:32 Oh, I forgot I had one.
1076 01:05:34 I don't know what the penalty is,but I'm calling a forfeit.
1077 01:05:38 Don't forfeit. We are five yards awayfrom a championship game.
1078 01:05:42 -We are finishing this.-They're all sick.
1079 01:05:44 Blue Delta Lightning! Let's go! Let's go!
1080 01:06:26 Ten!
1081 01:06:54 Touchdown, Warriors!Incredible victory!
1082 01:06:58 The Warriors have barfed their wayinto the championship.
1083 01:07:15 The championship game is set.
1084 01:07:17 Warriors versus the Porcupines.
1085 01:07:37 -Sean.How you holding up?Been better, Coach.
1086 01:07:40 I can't hear you.Are you in a tornado or something?
1087 01:07:43 Oh, no, no, it's a-a Jacuzzi filtera-and a fan.
1088 01:07:47 Uh, look, um,I-I'm coaching my son's team,
1089 01:07:51 and we-we're coming up against an offenseI've never seen before.
1090 01:07:55 Okay, what's it look like?
1091 01:07:57 They got four backs,an unbalanced lineman, and it just--
1092 01:08:00 Single wing.
1093 01:08:01 The Steelers used to use thisas their base formation in their offense
1094 01:08:05 up until the early '50s.
1095 01:08:06 For the life of me, I can't figure it out.
1096 01:08:08 Easy. Take your wide receiversand make them linebackers.
1097 01:08:12 -Okay.-This is not about skill set.
1098 01:08:14 It's about speed.
1099 01:08:16 By the way, if you lose,do not tell anybody that I helped you.
1100 01:08:19 -Yeah, I promise.Good.
1101 01:08:22 The other thingyou have to focus on is this.
1102 01:08:23 You're taking offensive playersto defense鈥?/i>
1103 01:08:26 Oh, I love that.Okay, great. That's great.
1104 01:08:39 And welcometo the North Central Texas Championship,
1105 01:08:42 where today's matchup is againstthe defending Springtown Porcupines
1106 01:08:47 and the Argyle Warriors.
1107 01:08:50 Captains to the center.
1108 01:08:52 That's far enough. For the toss,
1109 01:08:54 we'll be using the North CentralTexas Championship commemorative coin.
1110 01:08:58 Warriors, call it in the air.
1111 01:08:59 Tails.
1112 01:09:01 -Tails it is. Kick or receive?-Receive.
1113 01:09:04 Enjoy it. It's the only thingyou're gonna win all night.
1114 01:09:06 That's a good one. Do you havea response? No? That's all right.
1115 01:09:11 And away we go.
1116 01:09:15 Remember the feeling you hadafter we lost to these guys.
1117 01:09:20 A lot of times,we don't get a shot at redemption.
1118 01:09:24 In the NFL, you lose to a team,
1119 01:09:26 you may not see themfor the rest of the season.
1120 01:09:28 You gotta carry that feelingfor another year.
1121 01:09:31 You guys earned this,
1122 01:09:33 and tonight we get to put that rightby showing them exactly who we are.
1123 01:09:37 Now, who are we?
1124 01:09:38 Warriors!
1125 01:09:41 Now, let'sshut that scoreboard down.
1126 01:09:43 -Let's go, boys. Game time!-Get in there! Let's go!
1127 01:09:45 That got me. That got me.
1128 01:09:48 Uh, hey, uh,
1129 01:09:50 do you think Harlan could play tonight?
1130 01:09:52 -What?-Well, he hasn't played in a while.
1131 01:09:55 I understand he's your bud and all,but, uh, no, he-he sits.
1132 01:10:02 I got you, Payton!
1133 01:10:03 We about to eat!
1134 01:10:05 We about to eat good too!
1135 01:10:08 Y'all ready? Y'all ready?Let's do this! Let's do this! Come on!
1136 01:10:28 Here we go. Here we go.Here we go. Get that ball.
1137 01:10:34 Marcos Gutierrez to return.
1138 01:10:36 -Come on!-Run it! Run it!
1139 01:10:39 Yes! Yes!
1140 01:10:41 Hey! Hey!
1141 01:10:43 Here we go! Here we go!
1142 01:10:45 To the 30.
1143 01:10:46 -To the 20.-Go!
1144 01:10:47 To the ten!
1145 01:10:52 -Touchdown, Warriors!-Woo!
1146 01:10:55 Let's go! Yeah! Let's go. Come on!
1147 01:10:57 What a tremendous open for the Warriors.
1148 01:11:00 Okay! Okay. Okay, Payton!
1149 01:11:03 All right! Let's go, defense! D-D-D!
1150 01:11:07 Hey! That's what I'm talking about.
1151 01:11:08 Get in there.Way to go, guys. Get it done.
1152 01:11:11 Here, listen up.
1153 01:11:12 Okay, when we get out there,we're gonna be in a 3-4.
1154 01:11:15 But, Jason, I had an idea for you.
1155 01:11:17 I know how to attack this offense.
1156 01:11:18 Okay? What they're runningis called a "single wing." And we gotta--
1157 01:11:22 Aren't you running the offense now?
1158 01:11:23 I can do both. Here's the deal.
1159 01:11:25 To beat the single wing,we gotta do this with speed.
1160 01:11:28 We're gonna take our two fastest players,Connor and Marcos,
1161 01:11:31 and we're gonna put you guysas defensive ends--
1162 01:11:33 Uh, uh, I thoughtI was the defensive lineb--
1163 01:11:35 You were. Okay? You're not now.We gotta be able to adjust, okay?
1164 01:11:38 -When did you come up with this?-Last night.
1165 01:11:41 By myself. Layin' on my bedin a crappy hotel, drinkin' a scotch.
1166 01:11:44 Okay, here it is.
1167 01:11:45 Defensive ends, we're gonna send them allwith speed, speed, speed, okay? Let's go.
1168 01:11:50 Get it done.
1169 01:11:51 -So we're not on D anymore?-I don't know what we're doing.
1170 01:11:54 Don't you think you have your hands fullwith the offense?
1171 01:11:57 Listen, this game is gonna beeither won or lost by defense.
1172 01:12:00 But I don't know how I feelabout sitting so many guys.
1173 01:12:03 I know exactly how I feel.
1174 01:12:11 Hey, what's goin' on?
1175 01:12:15 Hike!
1176 01:12:21 That's my boy! Okay, get 'em, okay!
1177 01:12:24 Yeah!
1178 01:12:25 Oh, so you wanna make adjustments?
1179 01:12:28 I can adjust too.
1180 01:12:29 I'm an adjustable chair, baby.
1181 01:12:31 I'mma pull it back on you.I'm reclining on you.
1182 01:12:34 You ain't never seen a La-Z-Boy like this.
1183 01:12:38 -Hut!
1184 01:12:43 -Ball is loose!-Get on it!
1185 01:12:47 Yeah!
1186 01:12:49 -Warrior ball!And Warriors recover!
1187 01:12:52 -That's right!-That's how you play football!
1188 01:12:54 -Yeah, Connor!-Yes!
1189 01:12:56 You seeing this, Ronald?
1190 01:12:58 All right, good stuff, team. Good stuff!
1191 01:12:59 There you guys go. Way to go.What are you guys doing? Get out there.
1192 01:13:03 Wait, Marcos and I are on offense too?
1193 01:13:05 Yeah, offense and defense.Let's go. Come on.
1194 01:13:12 All right, everyone! Let's go! Let's go!
1195 01:13:17 3-8-8. Set!
1196 01:13:21 -Brian drops back.
1197 01:13:24 He airs it out to Payton.
1198 01:13:27 Who hauls it in.Touchdown, Warriors!
1199 01:13:31 There we go! There we go!
1200 01:13:33 What was that?
1201 01:13:35 And just like that,
1202 01:13:36 the Warriors takean early two-touchdown lead.
1203 01:13:43 Blue 88.
1204 01:13:44 I'm comin' for you! I'm comin' for you!
1205 01:13:46 The Porcupineswill try to capitalize in the red zone
1206 01:13:49 and put some points on the board.
1207 01:13:51 It's a handoff to Bunche.Oh, he jukes a defender.
1208 01:13:54 -Touchdown Porcupines.What I'm talking about.
1209 01:13:56 They can't hold you!聽They can't hold you!
1210 01:13:58 They can't hold him!They can't hold him!聽They can't hold him!
1211 01:14:01 You can't hold him!
1212 01:14:06 Set, hut!
1213 01:14:11 Another throwfrom Brian to Connor.
1214 01:14:13 Touchdown, Warriors!
1215 01:14:15 Neither team readyto take their foot off the gas.
1216 01:14:18 We head to the second quarter.
1217 01:14:27 Sean Payton is runnin' these kids ragged.
1218 01:14:29 And with just seven secondsleft in the half,
1219 01:14:32 the Porcupines will have one last shotat the end zone to tighten the score.
1220 01:14:42 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1221 01:14:44 That's a touchdownfor the Porcupines.
1222 01:14:47 Yes! You can't coach speed.
1223 01:14:48 You got all of halftimeto think about that one, Sean.
1224 01:14:53 That'll do itfor the first half.
1225 01:14:55 For the first time all season,
1226 01:14:57 the Porcupines are down.
1227 01:14:59 Warriors lead 18 to 17.
1228 01:15:01 Ronald is already celebratingwith his lucky halftime pickle.
1229 01:15:10 We're looking good.
1230 01:15:11 You can be surethey're gonna make adjustments.
1231 01:15:14 So we need to be ready.
1232 01:15:16 -I'm tired, Coach.-That happens when you put the work in.
1233 01:15:20 -You're gonna get tired. Suck it up.-I'm exhausted too, Dad.
1234 01:15:23 Why can't Nate and Jasonget back on defense, Coach?
1235 01:15:25 'Cause sometimes you need to sacrificefor the good of the team, Dennis.
1236 01:15:29 Yeah, right.
1237 01:15:31 I'm sorry?
1238 01:15:32 You never sacrifice for anyone.You make everyone else sacrifice for you.
1239 01:15:39 Settle down there, son.Listen, Brian. I want you to--
1240 01:15:42 You're yelling at everybody
1241 01:15:43 and won't let anybody listento Coach Troy.
1242 01:15:46 -You haven't let Harlan play in weeks.-I'm trying to win a championship.
1243 01:15:49 Just so you don't look bad.
1244 01:15:52 Ever since you got embarrassed on ESPN,you've been riding all of us.
1245 01:15:55 -I thought this was supposed to be fun.-W-Was it fun losin' every week?
1246 01:15:59 Was that fun?
1247 01:16:00 It was more fun than this.
1248 01:16:02 Hey, if you're not having fun,you're welcome to ride the bench. Okay?
1249 01:16:07 So you're just gonna bench the whole teamthen? What is your problem?
1250 01:16:11 I am here trying to make this work!
1251 01:16:18 You're only here 'cause you got suspended.
1252 01:16:30 Okay, guys, that's halftime.
1253 01:16:33 Ooh, no, no, my bad. We got another five鈥?Seven minutes. Another seven minutes.
1254 01:16:40 That's okay. Let's just鈥?Let's鈥?let's go now.
1255 01:17:06 Fourth down!
1256 01:17:19 And Connor Paytongoes down hard.
1257 01:17:22 No gain on the fourth down.
1258 01:17:24 And the Porcupines will take overat their own 35-yard line.
1259 01:17:33 Hey, you rememberwhat you told me that night?
1260 01:17:36 You said you didn't wanta whistle around your neck
1261 01:17:39 because you didn't thinkConnor would like it.
1262 01:17:42 Yeah.
1263 01:17:46 I know you don't wanna be right.
1264 01:18:12 Hey, you two.
1265 01:18:14 You guys take a break.
1266 01:18:16 Nate, Jason, get back inon defense. Let's go.
1267 01:18:23 We're playingin the championship game, Nate.
1268 01:18:25 -This is awesome!-I know. I'm terrified!
1269 01:18:31 We are deepin this fourth quarter.
1270 01:18:33 This next field goal should put itout of reach for the Warriors.
1271 01:18:41 There's the snap.The hold. The kick.
1272 01:18:45 Yes!
1273 01:18:47 -And it's blocked!-Yes!
1274 01:18:49 First down, Warriors!
1275 01:18:53 Attaboy, Nate.
1276 01:18:56 Hey, hey, hey. You ready, big man?
1277 01:18:58 The question is, are they ready?
1278 01:19:00 All right!
1279 01:19:01 All right, hey, hey, hey! Come here.Listen, trips right, red seven.
1280 01:19:06 -What?-All right.
1281 01:19:08 Grande burrito with everything.
1282 01:19:10 -Oh, okay.-Yeah!
1283 01:19:13 Go team,聽go!聽Go team,聽go!
1284 01:19:19 Grande burrito. Grande burrito!
1285 01:19:25 Hike!
1286 01:19:30 Come on, Dennis!
1287 01:19:37 -Yes. Yes!-Go!
1288 01:19:42 Keep going!
1289 01:19:51 Yes!
1290 01:19:58 Yeah!
1291 01:19:59 That's my baby!聽That's my boy!
1292 01:20:05 Thanks for getting me where I needed to beon this journey. I will never forget you.
1293 01:20:09 All right, all right!
1294 01:20:11 Hey, we got time for one more play.Green Stick Lookie! Let's finish this!
1295 01:20:22 It's Wildcat! Wildcat!
1296 01:20:43 T-T-Time-out! Change of play!
1297 01:20:47 Hey, hey, hey!
1298 01:20:48 Field goal unit.
1299 01:20:50 What?
1300 01:20:51 You realize that's just gonna tie.
1301 01:20:53 Yeah. That's right. Harlan.Harlan. Come on. Get in here.
1302 01:20:57 Hey, hey, I thoughtwe earned it. Redemption.
1303 01:20:59 Yeah, that's what I'm doin'.
1304 01:21:06 Are you sure, Dad?
1305 01:21:07 Yeah. Last game of the season.Everybody plays.
1306 01:21:10 Come on. Get in there. Get in there.
1307 01:21:14 All right, boys.Let's do our field goal.
1308 01:21:19 I can't believe it.
1309 01:21:20 Sean Payton, down three,has decided to go for the tie
1310 01:21:24 with a field goal kickerthat hasn't made one all season.
1311 01:21:28 Wow.
1312 01:21:33 Come on, let's go. Let's make this happen.
1313 01:21:40 Let's go, Harlan!
1314 01:22:10 Why is my stepdaughterblowing that kid a kiss?
1315 01:22:18 Hut.
1316 01:22:19 Snap is back. The ball is down.
1317 01:22:26 The kick is up.
1318 01:22:30 It's goin'.
1319 01:22:32 It's goin' wide.
1320 01:22:34 It's goin' very wide.
1321 01:22:36 Oh my goodness. It's still goin'.
1322 01:22:45 No good.
1323 01:22:48 Yes! Yes!
1324 01:22:57 Oh, explosion!
1325 01:23:18 There is fireworksin Argyle, Texas, tonight.
1326 01:23:43 We shut it down!
1327 01:23:53 What?
1328 01:23:56 Dennis! Yes, Dennis!
1329 01:24:02 Oh, this is such a great ending.
1330 01:24:05 The Porcupines have won the game, though,just to be totally clear.
1331 01:24:11 Harlan! Harlan!Harlan! Harlan! Harlan!
1332 01:24:49 Hey. Played a heck of a game.
1333 01:24:51 Yeah, and I coached it. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1334 01:24:54 Ooh, baby!
1335 01:24:57 -How you feeling?-I'm feeling good.
1336 01:24:59 -Yeah.-I feel real good.
1337 01:25:00 Thank you, again,for everything. Seriously.
1338 01:25:03 Hopefully, I'll have your playbook downbefore next season.
1339 01:25:06 I'm sure if you don't,Coach Mitch will have you covered.
1340 01:25:10 Oh! Looks likehe found his ride home.
1341 01:25:12 -Oh. You know he likes gumbo.
1342 01:25:15 Hey, listen, I wanted to thank you.You've taught me so much this season.
1343 01:25:19 You really did.
1344 01:25:20 You keep coaching like this,I promise you,
1345 01:25:22 you're gonna earn yourself one of these.Try it on.
1346 01:25:26 Connor's dad is giving his Super Bowl ringto Coach Troy.
1347 01:25:28 No. He's just tryin' it on.He's borrowing it. That's all.
1348 01:25:31 That's all, guys. Hey, hey, hey!Hey! Whoa, guys!
1349 01:25:36 -Awesome!-Hey, come on.
1350 01:25:54 You take care, Eric.
1351 01:25:55 Oh, Mr. Payton, you're checking out?
1352 01:25:58 Uh, yeah. What gave it away?The, uh, "take care" or the bag?
1353 01:26:01 Well, I hopeyou enjoyed your stay here, and鈥?
1354 01:26:04 Oh, wait. You gotta see this.
1355 01:26:07 Look, it's a boy!
1356 01:26:09 Whoa. Is鈥?is that mid-birth?
1357 01:26:12 Isn't it beautiful?That's his little head poking out.
1358 01:26:15 Wow. He鈥?he聽looks just like you.
1359 01:26:17 Your wife might not appreciate youshowing that picture to a lot of people.
1360 01:26:23 Oh crap.
1361 01:26:27 Gotta say I was really impressedwith your speed this season.
1362 01:26:30 -Guessing you get that from your old man.-Oh, definitely not.
1363 01:26:34 I think I get that from Mom.
1364 01:26:36 I get the soft hands fromJamie. He makes his own lavender soap.
1365 01:26:40 Of course he does.
1366 01:26:44 Hey, I wanted to thank you.
1367 01:26:47 For what?
1368 01:26:48 Well, I wanted you to know that
1369 01:26:50 I-I needed you and the鈥?1383
1370 01:26:58 Yeah, you did.
1371 01:27:04 I was talking to your mom.
1372 01:27:05 Thought maybe you comin' outto New Orleans for some visits this year.
1373 01:27:08 -What do you think of that?-For sure.
1374 01:27:10 -Okay.-That'd be really fun. I'd love that.
1375 01:27:13 -All right.
1376 01:27:15 Can I go to games?
1377 01:27:16 That's what you're coming out there for.You're not stayin' in my house!
1378 01:27:20 -You think I can meet Drew?-Nah, he don't wanna meet you.
1379 01:27:27 We'll have some fun.
1380 01:27:30 -I love you, Connor.-I love you too, Dad.
1381 01:27:35 I'm gonna need a scouting reporton every RB in the draft.
1382 01:27:38 And RB is Russell brouts?
1383 01:27:41 No, a running back,and that's not how you say that vegetable.
1384 01:27:45 Oh. A-And we getthese scouting reports from鈥?
1385 01:27:48 The scouting department.
1386 01:27:51 Wow! You're a lot more patient with meafter working with kids for a year.
1387 01:27:54 Yeah. Enjoy it while it lasts, Emma.
1388 01:28:00 -Lionel!-Coach!
1389 01:28:02 -Good to have you back.-It's good to be back.
1390 01:28:05 I missed you so much.
1391 01:28:06 Ah, I missed you too.
1392 01:28:11 We really suck without you.