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1 00:00:39 - Listen up.- Sir.
2 00:00:40 We're going afterDr. Baxter Stockman.
3 00:00:42 He was TCRI'slead genetic scientist,
4 00:00:45 but he went rogue,
5 00:00:47 stole billions of dollars'worth of research
6 00:00:49 and created an actual mutant.
7 00:00:52 He's holed upin a makeshift lab
8 00:00:56 Each of you has been issued
9 00:00:57 a high-poweredantimutant neutralizer.
10 00:00:59 Whatever Stockman's made,this can unmake it.
11 00:01:03 Cynthia Utrom herselfwill be quarterbacking from HQ.
12 00:01:06 Anything to add, Cynthia?
13 00:01:07 This missionis of the utmost importance.
14 00:01:12 Failure will be frowned upon.
15 00:01:16 Bring me Stockman's mutant
16 00:01:19 and whatever he usedto make it.
17 00:01:22 You heard her, boys.Lock and load.
18 00:01:24 Yes, sir!
19 00:01:56 I've done it, little one.I've perfected the ooze.
20 00:01:59 Are you excited for Daddy?
21 00:02:02 My friends at TCRI...
22 00:02:05 ...want to use you as a weapon.
23 00:02:08 I couldn't allow that.
24 00:02:10 But we're safe now.
25 00:02:12 Soon I'll make youbrothers and sisters.
26 00:02:15 A real family for both of us.
27 00:02:19 I never had a family,little one.
28 00:02:22 Nobody liked me.
29 00:02:23 I always felta greater connection
30 00:02:25 to the animalsI experimented on
31 00:02:27 With you and your siblings...
32 00:02:30 ...I'm creating a family.
33 00:02:32 I think we can finally be happy.
34 00:02:39 Move, move!
35 00:02:40 - Go, go!- Spread out!
36 00:02:44 Move, move, move!
37 00:02:46 - Freeze! Don't move!- Get visuals.
38 00:02:49 Where is the specimen?
39 00:02:56 It's not here.
40 00:02:59 Wait, wait, be careful.Stay quiet.
41 00:03:01 Huh? Over there!
42 00:03:15 Cease-fire!We need them alive!
43 00:03:20 Don't move.
44 00:03:37 No! No, don't shoot!
45 00:03:39 The chemicals arehighly volatile! No!
46 00:03:45 Let's go in.Uh-huh.
47 00:03:57 Cynthia, I'm sorry.
48 00:03:59 We lost everything.
49 00:04:01 Bring me anything you can find.
50 00:04:04 We will replicatehis research,
51 00:04:08 no matter how long it takes.
52 00:04:12 Baxter Stockman's creationsmust live on!
53 00:04:15 And with it,a new form of life itself.
54 00:05:21 Master Splinterhas given us
55 00:05:23 a very important missionfor tonight.
56 00:05:25 The targetis across the street.
57 00:05:27 We must use stealthand cunning
58 00:05:29 to infiltrate the human worldand retrieve...
59 00:05:33 ...Go-GURT.
60 00:05:34 Go-GURT...Okay, Batman.
61 00:05:36 I'm just tryingto hype you guys up.
62 00:05:38 What else are we getting?Four quarts of nonfat milk...
63 00:05:41 ...ice cream,fruits and veggies...
64 00:05:43 ...and a party-size bagof Cool Ranch Doritos.
65 00:05:46 He was very specific about the party size. He underlined it twice.
66 00:05:49 Donnie,you're on toiletries.
67 00:05:51 Raph, you're stockingup the pantry.
68 00:05:53 Mikey,you're on junk food.
69 00:05:54 And remember-- don't letany human see you.
70 00:05:59 "Humans arethe demon scum of the earth.
71 00:06:01 Avoid them, don't say hi.
72 00:06:03 They lust to murder thatwhich is different from them.
73 00:06:06 To interact with themis to die."
74 00:06:08 And hey, I know that'sobjectively prejudiced,
75 00:06:10 but that's whatDad taught us.
76 00:06:12 Uh, I think humansseem kind of cool,
77 00:06:14 We wouldn't have K-popwithout humans.
78 00:06:17 I would love to have brunchwith Tom Brady.
79 00:06:19 Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.And I've always wanted
80 00:06:23 Look, we all thinkhumans are cool,
81 00:06:26 Let's go!
82 00:06:27 "Let's go, I'm Leo.""I'm the leader."
83 00:06:29 You sound likeyou have bronchitis.
84 00:07:28 Terror strikes the heartof Manhattan yet again today
85 00:07:31 with another brazenand deadly heist.
86 00:07:33 An industrial-gradepower converter
87 00:07:35 was stolen mid-transport.
88 00:07:36 Police fear it's connected
89 00:07:38 with a recent stringof other deadly thefts.
90 00:07:40 New Yorkers live in fear.
91 00:07:42 Parents citywideare calling for a curfew
92 00:07:44 until the criminal is caught.
93 00:07:45 But the only lead isa mysterious mastermind
94 00:07:48 known on the streetsas Superfly.
95 00:07:52 Not bad.
96 00:07:53 Heading homeon a good note.
97 00:07:55 Get these groceries back--Whoa, what?
98 00:07:56 We've been out for an hour.Come on, let's stay out.
99 00:07:59 Come on. We said we weren'tgonna do this anymore.
100 00:08:01 Last week wasMadison Square Garden
101 00:08:04 The week before thatwas the Adele concert.
102 00:08:06 She hit them noteslike crazy!
103 00:08:08 Splinter's gonna catch on.We're gonna get grounded.
104 00:08:10 He's a shut-in.He doesn't know how long
105 00:08:13 For all he knows,it takes us three hours
106 00:08:17 We told him we wouldn'tmess around anymore.
107 00:08:19 There's an outdoor movie nightin Brooklyn.
108 00:08:21 Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.I hope it's violent.
109 00:08:24 You need to chill out, Raph.
110 00:08:25 Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!
111 00:08:27 Fine. Wait up!
112 00:08:34 - Oh, snap.- That vest is a choice.
113 00:08:36 I wish I had hair like that.
114 00:08:38 I wishI had hair, period.
115 00:08:40 We did go bald at a young age.Is this high school,
116 00:08:43 Yeah, you go to high school,you can just hijack a parade
117 00:08:46 Yeah. Can you imagine that?Yeah, I'm totally
118 00:08:56 Do it! Do it!
119 00:09:00 Eh. Maybe one dayeveryone will love us
120 00:09:02 like everyone lovesFerris Bueller.
121 00:09:04 Yeah. Yeah, you know,maybe one day.
122 00:09:09 Let's get home, guys.
123 00:09:30 Guys, let's go.
124 00:09:47 I love being youngand free to go places!
125 00:10:05 - Everybody be quiet.- You be quiet.
126 00:10:07 I'm literally whispering.I cannot be more quiet.
127 00:10:11 - I'll make white noises.- Mikey, stop.
128 00:10:13 Shh.Dude, that makes it louder.
129 00:10:16 Boys, where have you been?
130 00:10:18 I've been freaking out!We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
131 00:10:20 It was this one thing--
132 00:10:22 It was this cat, and you knowI'm scared of cats, so...
133 00:10:25 - Yeah, the cat.- Wait a second.
134 00:10:27 You said you would go shopping,then come right back.
135 00:10:29 - Where were you?- Uh...
136 00:10:31 The cat was--We're sorry, Splinter.
137 00:10:33 The guys wanted to see a movie.I tried to talk 'em out of it.
138 00:10:37 What? You watch a moviewith the humans? Ugh!
139 00:10:41 - You ratted us out.- Hey.
140 00:10:42 Don't use that word that way.
141 00:10:44 I mean, it's 2023.Sorry, Dad.
142 00:10:46 It wasn't that big a deal!
143 00:10:48 We just watched a movieand came back! We're fine!
144 00:10:50 Hmm.
145 00:10:52 You forgot, huh?
146 00:10:54 You don't remember why humanare disgusting monsters?
147 00:10:58 Why they're dangerous?
148 00:10:59 Why they're gonna milk usfor our blood?
149 00:11:01 We don't even have nipples!
150 00:11:04 I'm gonnatell the story again.
151 00:11:07 Just for that,I tell you the long version.
152 00:11:10 No, no, no!
153 00:11:14 It all started 15 years ago.
154 00:11:17 I was young rat in my 20s.
155 00:11:20 Look at me! I was so cute.I was on top of the world.
156 00:11:25 No, I was the bottom ofthe world. It was terrible!
157 00:11:29 Nobody liked me.I had no friends.
158 00:11:32 Raccoons didn't like me.Dogs don't like me.
159 00:11:36 You know who hate me the most?Humans!
160 00:11:40 I had one friend.He was a cockroach.
161 00:11:42 We got along very well.His name was Kevin.
162 00:11:47 And then I ate him.
163 00:11:51 One day,
164 00:11:54 everything changed.
165 00:12:13 You was the first things I met
166 00:12:16 that didn't want to kill meor eat me.
167 00:12:21 I couldn'tjust leave you there.
168 00:12:23 You was covered in this wooze
169 00:12:25 that someone dumpin the sewers.
170 00:12:28 Whatever this wooze was,
171 00:12:31 it transformed us.
172 00:12:41 Because I was older,I became older rat man.
173 00:12:46 You guys was babies,
174 00:12:47 so you stayedbaby turtle creatures.
175 00:12:50 If you think about that,it couldn't make more sense.
176 00:12:55 It was weird,but we became a family.
177 00:13:11 Whoa!Oh!
178 00:13:50 You were obsessedwith the human world.
179 00:13:53 So I decide to give a shot.
180 00:14:07 Wow!
181 00:14:15 Wow!
182 00:14:23 Oh, I am so sorry.Excuse me.
183 00:14:25 Uh...
184 00:14:26 It didn't go well.
185 00:14:28 Oh, my God, it's a rat man!
186 00:14:29 Rat man?
187 00:14:30 Everybody, look! It's a rat man!
188 00:14:32 It's not a rat man, it's justa bad Mickey Mouse costume.
189 00:14:35 It's real! I touched it!
190 00:14:38 You rat!
191 00:14:40 Kill the rat man!
192 00:14:42 Boys!
193 00:14:44 Mikey!
194 00:15:01 Look, there he is!That's not a cat. It's a rat!
195 00:15:04 That day I promisedto never let you get hurt,
196 00:15:07 ever again.
197 00:15:08 I needed to find a way
198 00:15:10 to unlock ancient secretsof ninjutsu.
199 00:15:13 How to turn a bodyinto a weapon of death.
200 00:15:17 And I found it.
201 00:15:52 ♪ I'm a ninja ♪
202 00:15:56 We thought we neededthe human world,
203 00:15:59 but we only needed each other.
204 00:16:01 That's why I'm so strict,you know?
205 00:16:03 You boys are all I got.
206 00:16:06 And you're all I'll ever have.
207 00:16:08 You don't know that.I do!
208 00:16:10 You know other mutants my age?It's a really small pool.
209 00:16:14 There's no app to meetother mutant ladies.
210 00:16:16 Trust me.I check every day.
211 00:16:18 Yeah.That's true.
212 00:16:19 Look, I really don'twant to do this.
213 00:16:23 No leave the sewerfor one month.
214 00:16:24 - Seriously?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
215 00:16:26 I made up my mind.That's it. I'm done.
216 00:16:29 This sucks!
217 00:16:31 Hey, Raph, come on.Shut up, Leo.
218 00:16:36 Mikey.
219 00:16:38 Was it worth it,Mr. Leader?
220 00:16:53 Hey, guys?
221 00:16:55 If we weren't monstersthat were shunned by society
222 00:16:57 and could actually dowhat we wanted,
223 00:17:00 what would you guys do?
224 00:17:02 I mean, if I'm being honest,I'd just be normal. You know?
225 00:17:05 Yeah, like go to high school.
226 00:17:07 Maybe get a girlfriend,go to prom.
227 00:17:09 With your rizz, not likely.I just gotta get out
228 00:17:12 I like you guys and all,but I simply cannot
229 00:17:15 knowing that your facesare the last things
230 00:17:18 Well, uh, guess what, guys?It's never gonna happen, so,
231 00:17:21 let's stop talking about it,all right?
232 00:17:36 All right, focus up.
233 00:17:37 The truck containingthe radioactive storage unit
234 00:17:39 is one minute out.
235 00:17:42 Copy that.
236 00:17:44 Let's notmess this up, guys.
237 00:17:46 Superfly doesn'ttake kindly to errors.
238 00:17:48 Any idea what he's buildingwith all this weird equipment?
239 00:17:50 Who cares? As long asthe check clears, am I right?
240 00:17:57 Target's approaching.
241 00:18:09 Sixty secondstill police response.
242 00:18:21 Thirty seconds. We got to move.
243 00:18:25 Huh?
244 00:18:28 Let's not get carried away.
245 00:18:30 Hey, hey, hey, everybody,just keep your cool!
246 00:18:36 Cops!
247 00:18:44 Guys, there's no wayout of this.
248 00:18:46 What are we gonna do?Superfly's gonna kill us!
249 00:18:48 In pursuit of suspects.Moving south on Broadway.
250 00:18:53 Whoa, whoa. What?
251 00:19:09 Huh?
252 00:19:10 Oh, man, what is this place?
253 00:19:17 Dear God, is that...That's-- He's--
254 00:19:20 You really are...
255 00:19:22 Superfly.
256 00:19:49 It happened again.One of our trucks got hit.
257 00:19:53 They stole a radioactivestorage unit this time.
258 00:19:57 Flying ice cream?
259 00:19:59 Another robbery todayin midtown Manhattan.
260 00:20:01 New Yorkers were stunned.
261 00:20:08 Put tracking deviceson all shipments.
262 00:20:12 It's time we metthis Superfly.
263 00:20:18 Yeah, lob it up.Lob it up.
264 00:20:20 Stay still. Stay still.
265 00:20:22 Now, now, now!
266 00:20:26 That is sick, dude!That is awesome!
267 00:20:28 Come on, guys,we just got ungrounded,
268 00:20:30 Leo, can I ask you a question? What, Raph?
269 00:20:33 Is it weird to have your headso far up Dad's butt?
270 00:20:36 Does it smell weirdup there?
271 00:20:37 I bet it smells likecheese and Doritos.
272 00:20:39 Ha-ha-ha, guys. Very funny!
273 00:20:42 Sorry, we can't hear you.
274 00:20:43 Your voice is too muffledthrough the cheese.
275 00:20:45 Try thatBatman voice again.
276 00:20:47 Yo, check this outin slo-mo.
277 00:20:50 That's the coolest thingI've ever seen.
278 00:20:52 That's cool.Hey, let's try that again
279 00:20:54 but with ninja stars.
280 00:20:57 Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph. Focus up, come on.
281 00:21:00 You're good.Guys, uh, do I have to be
282 00:21:03 Yes. Who elseis gonna do it, Mikey?
283 00:21:05 Don't worry about it, Mikey.You're fine. Chill.
284 00:21:08 He's gonna die.
285 00:21:10 Why did we pick a fruitshaped exactly like my head?
286 00:21:13 Your head looks like Stewiehad a baby with "Hey, Arnold."
287 00:21:15 Stop talking! You'reruining my concentration.
288 00:21:18 All right, Raph.
289 00:21:20 Three, two...
290 00:21:25 Did you hear that?What was that?
291 00:21:40 Hey! You on the roof!
292 00:21:42 You just hit me in the headwith a ninja star.
293 00:21:44 What's her deal?She's yelling at us a lot.
294 00:21:47 I think she's mad thatwe hit her with the ninja star.
295 00:21:49 Maybe we should go downand talk to her.
296 00:21:52 "Can we go down there?"What's your pickup line?
297 00:21:55 No, don't sidebar. Huh?This is one of the most--
298 00:21:58 I think that guy'shelping her.
299 00:22:00 Uh, I thinkhe's stealing her scooter.
300 00:22:02 Hey, lady, behind you!We just need to
301 00:22:06 No, your scooter!You owe me money!
302 00:22:10 - Hey! What are you doing?- He's getting away.
303 00:22:14 We tried to warn her.Nothing more we can do.
304 00:22:16 You guys wantto grab pizza?
305 00:22:18 No. She got her scooter stolen,and it's our fault.
306 00:22:20 We have to fix this.Yeah, that sucks, but
307 00:22:25 Technically, she wasjust in the wrong place
308 00:22:28 It's not really our fault.I gotta get the scooter back
309 00:22:30 to this beautifuland charming human woman!
310 00:22:32 Alpha formation, go!
311 00:22:34 Whoa. I thinkall of his hormones
312 00:22:37 Follow him!
313 00:22:40 Hey!Who was that?
314 00:22:48 All right, guys.Guard the exits.
315 00:22:49 We're gonna needthe most foolproof plan.
316 00:22:51 Every single ninja technique.I need you to use stealth
317 00:22:54 Did you say go loud?Whoo-hoo!
318 00:22:56 Raph! Raph!Oh, oh.
319 00:22:58 - Whoo-hoo!- Raph! Raph!
320 00:22:59 Whoo.
321 00:23:01 That's a lot of guys.
322 00:23:03 They look really mean.
323 00:23:06 What the heck are those things?
324 00:23:08 I think it's those guysthat work in Times Square.
325 00:23:10 You know, the mascots?Yeah, the GEICO geckos.
326 00:23:13 They look more likelittle Shreks to me.
327 00:23:15 This is fine.We've prepared our
328 00:23:17 We've never beenin a fight before.
329 00:23:19 I don't know if you noticed,all I've got is a big stick.
330 00:23:22 How did I end upwith a big stick?
331 00:23:23 Maybe we diffuse thissitch with laughter.
332 00:23:25 You're not funny enoughfor that.
333 00:23:26 Enough talk! I dreamabout fighting every night.
334 00:23:28 You've gota rage problem, Raph.
335 00:23:31 Whoo!
336 00:23:32 Rogue sai!
337 00:23:36 Oh, my God!
338 00:23:38 Oh, my--I'm gonna be sick.
339 00:23:40 It's still in my leg!Mikey, watch out!
340 00:23:44 Okay, we're not offto a great start, guys.
341 00:23:50 Maybe they'll see the humanityin our tragic backstory.
342 00:23:53 Murder the Shreks!
343 00:23:55 They don't see it.They don't see it.
344 00:23:57 Think fast, Leo!What are you doing?
345 00:23:59 Huh?Whoo!
346 00:24:02 All right, Raph, you go left,
347 00:24:04 I go--
348 00:24:06 What the heck?I said go left!
349 00:24:08 I got him!
350 00:24:11 Mikey, watch out!
351 00:24:16 Too slow! Psych!
352 00:24:30 Dang, that's loud.
353 00:24:33 Back off! I've gota big stick!
354 00:24:40 Shrek, you want to die?
355 00:24:42 What the--
356 00:24:45 Sorry, sorry.You'll pay for that!
357 00:24:50 Ow! Quit throwing stuffat me!
358 00:24:54 What do we do?
359 00:24:56 Save the beautifulhuman woman's scooter!
360 00:25:01 Uh-oh.
361 00:25:03 Eat that, no crumbs!
362 00:25:12 Okay, chill out!
363 00:25:16 Mikey, watch out!
364 00:25:23 He's Tokyo driftingaround us.
365 00:25:34 I'm awesome.
366 00:25:36 - Aw, nice!- Yeah, Raph!
367 00:25:41 Guys, look around!
368 00:25:47 We did it!We did that!
369 00:25:51 Hide, hide, hide.
370 00:25:55 Hello,I'm an unarmed noncombatant
371 00:26:00 Whoa.
372 00:26:01 Y'all got your buttswhupped.
373 00:26:07 This is really nothow I thought this night
374 00:26:12 Wait.Where'd you guys go?
375 00:26:14 Hey.
376 00:26:17 Hey, I see you in there.
377 00:26:19 I think she can see us.
378 00:26:20 She can't.She totally can!
379 00:26:22 I won't make a big dealabout the ninja star.
380 00:26:24 You got my scooter back so Ifeel like that's square. Um...
381 00:26:27 Donnie, you go out first.You're the most inviting
382 00:26:30 I get that you have to huddle,
383 00:26:32 but the longer you lurkin the shadows,
384 00:26:35 like, the more sus it getsevery second.
385 00:26:37 She said we're sus!That's not good.
386 00:26:39 And now it's, like,doubly sus to be whispering
387 00:26:45 Hey.Wassup?
388 00:26:46 Hey.
389 00:26:47 Oh, you're crime-fighterswith turtle costumes.
390 00:26:51 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.I don't think all
391 00:26:55 Sharks. Uh, there'swolves up for grabs.
392 00:26:58 Wow, the costumesare really crazy.
393 00:27:00 These eyes are wetlike real eyeballs.
394 00:27:02 How do you get thison and off?
395 00:27:04 That's your skin!She touched--
396 00:27:08 What are you?What could you be?
397 00:27:11 Can we explain thisover some pizza?
398 00:27:17 How you guys feelabout pepperoni?
399 00:27:19 She's down for pizza?I didn't think it
400 00:27:22 So, there's this rat...Long ago,
401 00:27:25 ...my brothers and I......we were
402 00:27:30 This is-- I don't knowwhere we came from.
403 00:27:35 Stop. Stop. Stop, stop,stop, stop, stop!
404 00:27:37 Okay, you werereal baby turtles
405 00:27:41 who made contactwith mystery ooze,
406 00:27:44 and therefore started to age
407 00:27:48 from mutant baby turtlesto mutant-turtle-men-guys?
408 00:27:53 Uh, turtle boys, actually.
409 00:27:55 I would say teens.I would say cool teens.
410 00:27:58 Teenagers! Amazing. Insane.All right, well, tell me more.
411 00:28:02 Obviously, I want to knoweverything about you.
412 00:28:05 Like, is there more of you?
413 00:28:08 Nope, just us.
414 00:28:10 "They are alonein the world."
415 00:28:12 And nobody's everasked you about this
416 00:28:14 or talked to you about this?
417 00:28:16 I know, right?No, not really.
418 00:28:18 Sometimes we pretend to be onWendy Williams, but that's it.
419 00:28:20 Why you writingall this down?
420 00:28:22 Oh. I'm a journalist.Well, I want to be a journalist.
421 00:28:24 I write for my school paper.
422 00:28:26 Really?
423 00:28:27 I assumed you'd wantto be on camera,
424 00:28:29 'cause you havea very camera-ready look.
425 00:28:32 Nope. No.Never on camera.
426 00:28:35 I'm down here researchingthis story on Superfly
427 00:28:39 The police have been talkingabout implementing this curfew
428 00:28:43 It spooked the parents,and they canceled prom.
429 00:28:45 I'm trying to helpbring him to justice
430 00:28:47 so everyone can chill outor whatever.
431 00:28:49 But this!Turtle mutant karate teens.
432 00:28:53 I mean,this is a pretty good story.
433 00:28:55 Look, I don't knowif we should.
434 00:28:57 Why not? This is gold!This is so good!
435 00:29:01 We were taught that humanswould try to destroy us
436 00:29:03 if they ever found outwe ever existed.
437 00:29:05 You know, kill us,or put us in a lab and milk us.
438 00:29:07 I wouldn't milk you.You don't even have nipples.
439 00:29:10 Look, human woman,I got a question.
440 00:29:13 So just be straight with me.
441 00:29:15 Do you think there aremore people like you?
442 00:29:18 You know, peoplewho will accept us?
443 00:29:24 No. No, absolutely not.
444 00:29:26 Um, genuinely, no.There's no way.
445 00:29:28 I knew it!It's confirmed.
446 00:29:31 Wait, wait, wait.
447 00:29:32 If I'm being honest...
448 00:29:34 I mean, the reason I'm notscared of you is, you know,
449 00:29:38 And if you hadn't,
450 00:29:40 and I had just, like,stumbled across you,
451 00:29:43 yeah, I'd be very scared.
452 00:29:44 I'd be really, um,freaked out and disgusted.
453 00:29:48 Sorry, my mom is texting.
454 00:29:50 Dad is texting us!He's freaking out a bit.
455 00:29:53 Well, at leastall parents are the same.
456 00:29:55 A hundred percent.Yeah, for sure.
457 00:29:57 Our dad is definitely nota giant rat.
458 00:30:01 That makes me feellike he's a rat.
459 00:30:03 Well, I'll AirDrop youmy contact,
460 00:30:05 and if you ever feel like
461 00:30:07 you want to come outinto the world or whatever,
462 00:30:10 just let me know.
463 00:30:11 I would love to writea story about it, seriously.
464 00:30:14 Good night.
465 00:30:17 She seemed cool.
466 00:30:18 Here he goes again.Every girl, man.
467 00:30:19 That's your type?Give me that contact.
468 00:30:22 Give me that contact! Please.Give me the phone!
469 00:30:26 It was sick!
470 00:30:28 I mean, you guys saw it.I was, like, wow!
471 00:30:31 I want more, guys.
472 00:30:33 I got the taste of life,and I don't want to
473 00:30:36 I want it to lingeron my tongue,
474 00:30:38 You're really drivingthis metaphor into the ground.
475 00:30:41 But he's right.I mean, it was too good
476 00:30:43 You guys heard Apriland the words that came out
477 00:30:46 of her incredibly formedand beautiful mouth.
478 00:30:48 The only reason she liked uswas because we saved her.
479 00:30:52 - So, what if everyone saw us as heroes?- What do you mean?
480 00:30:56 I mean, look!
481 00:30:59 We use our ninja skillsto take out Superfly.
482 00:31:03 We'll drag him up to City Hall,
483 00:31:04 dump him on the stepsfor the cops and say,
484 00:31:07 "We're the heroeswho stopped Superfly!
485 00:31:09 Yeah, we looka little different,
486 00:31:12 Everyone will be like,
487 00:31:13 "Hey, those 'toitles'are all right.
488 00:31:15 I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."
489 00:31:17 Then everyone in the citywill think we're cool.
490 00:31:19 They'll accept us.
491 00:31:21 "Sign my baby!"
492 00:31:23 And then,once the overall fanfare
493 00:31:26 we'll enroll in high school,where we'll be normal--
494 00:31:29 if not slightly more popularthan average-- students.
495 00:31:32 Okay,I'm following this.
496 00:31:34 It's like Hulkin Avengers: Endgame.
497 00:31:36 Sure, he's a giant,terrifying green monster,
498 00:31:38 but everyone knowshe saved them,
499 00:31:40 so they're taking selfieswith him in a diner.
500 00:31:42 You know Mark Ruffalomostly improvised that scene?
501 00:31:44 I know.He's good on his feet.
502 00:31:48 This is a great plan.
503 00:31:49 If this works,I won't have to hang
504 00:31:51 for the rest of my life.
505 00:31:53 Yeah.Yeah! That's very true.
506 00:31:54 Uh, what about Dad,though?
507 00:31:56 I mean, he doesn't reallyneed to know about it.
508 00:32:00 Right?
509 00:32:02 Look, if we're gonna do this,we'll have to get April's help.
510 00:32:05 Sounds like she's been doingtons of research on Superfly.
511 00:32:08 She probably hassome good leads.
512 00:32:09 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Whoa! Whoa!
513 00:32:13 So you're in?Yeah, I'm in.
514 00:32:17 Let's go!We did it, Mikey!
515 00:32:22 Hello? Turtle-- Fellas.
516 00:32:23 Uh, hey.Is that you guys for real?
517 00:32:26 Hi...
518 00:32:27 ...- April. Yes, it's...- ...Leo!
519 00:32:29 You know, we were talking...Yeah?
520 00:32:31 ...and we have a proposal.Okay.
521 00:32:33 You help us find Superfly,
522 00:32:35 we bring him to justice,you document it all,
523 00:32:37 and when we got him,you release the story,
524 00:32:41 and we get acceptedby the world as heroes.
525 00:32:43 Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah.
526 00:32:45 Okay.Sure. I mean...
527 00:32:47 ...if I'm being honest,
528 00:32:48 I totally stoppedthinking about this.
529 00:32:51 I had a lot of things to do.
530 00:32:53 By the way,do you guys have ears?
531 00:32:55 Just say yes,just say yes.
532 00:32:59 They think they have ears.
533 00:33:01 Okay, perfect. Yes.
534 00:33:02 Um, how about we meet tonight,8:00 p.m., Eastman High.
535 00:33:05 Everyone will be gone,and I've got all my research
536 00:33:08 Cool. Cool.So, uh, it's a date.
537 00:33:11 Wait, what?
538 00:33:13 No, no, just hang up.Just hang up.
539 00:33:16 You know what?
540 00:33:17 It's like bad serviceor something.
541 00:33:21 Who's got no rizz now?
542 00:33:24 Sorry, Dad.Have to leave now.
543 00:33:26 Heading out!Love you so much. Love you.
544 00:33:30 What are they up to?
545 00:33:50 Whoo-hoo!
546 00:33:51 - Hey!- Hey.
547 00:33:52 You actually made it.That seemed very dangerous.
548 00:33:56 Oh, that?Ha! Not at all.
549 00:33:58 I mean, we eat dangerfor breakfast.
550 00:33:59 Actually, I eat pizzawith bits of waffles on it.
551 00:34:02 It's better than it sounds.
552 00:34:03 It actually soundsdelicious, honestly.
553 00:34:06 Okay, well,uh, come on in.
554 00:34:08 Really? We canjust go in there?
555 00:34:11 Yeah, of course.
556 00:34:13 Welcome to Eastman High.
557 00:34:17 Wow.
558 00:34:23 It's very strange.
559 00:34:25 I feel you guysactually want to
560 00:34:27 Yeah, we do.We very much do.
561 00:34:30 Why? Don't youlove high school?
562 00:34:33 Oh, yeah, I mean,
563 00:34:34 as a very popularand well-liked person,
564 00:34:36 I love high school,yeah.
565 00:34:38 But don't worry about me.
566 00:34:39 Is this living upto your dreams?
567 00:34:42 No.
568 00:34:43 It's even better!Attack on Titan?
569 00:34:45 Whoever's locker this islikes anime.
570 00:34:47 I don't evenknow this person,
571 00:34:49 and they get me morethan anyone ever has!
572 00:34:51 Guys, look!Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
573 00:34:55 I've got to sign up.This is amazing!
574 00:34:57 Mikey, what are you--We don't even go here.
575 00:34:59 The tryouts aren'tfor two weeks.
576 00:35:01 We could be enrolled by then.
577 00:35:02 They need a last name.
578 00:35:04 Wait, what's our last name?
579 00:35:06 I've never thoughtabout that, actually.
580 00:35:08 Do we not have last names?Who are we?
581 00:35:11 It's okay.I'll just break it up.
582 00:35:13 Michael Angelo.
583 00:35:15 Hey, I'm Michael Angelo.
584 00:35:18 Perfecto.
585 00:35:19 That makes you Leo Nardo!
586 00:35:21 Nardo!
587 00:35:23 Hey, Nardo.Nardo.
588 00:35:24 It could be Leon Ardo.That's a cool name.
589 00:35:27 Guys, lay off Nardo.
590 00:35:28 He's sensitive.
591 00:35:30 She called him Nardo too.Nardo!
592 00:35:33 Nardo!
593 00:35:34 Hey, well, at leastI'm not "Puke Girl."
594 00:35:36 That is a bad nickname!
595 00:35:38 We don't knowif that says "Puke Girl."
596 00:35:40 It could be "Poke Girl."Maybe this girl just likes tuna.
597 00:35:42 Oh, my God.Are you Puke Girl?
598 00:35:44 She's Puke Girl!That does not say "poke."
599 00:35:47 All right! Stop.Listen.
600 00:35:50 I told you,ever since I was young,
601 00:35:52 I wanted to be a journalist,and so,
602 00:35:53 I thought I could readthe morning announcements,
603 00:35:56 and, you know, well,
604 00:35:58 it didn't go so well.
605 00:36:05 I don't know. Maybe the camerasand the attention got to me,
606 00:36:08 and the anxiety made me feellike I was gonna explode,
607 00:36:11 and so, well...
608 00:36:13 You didn't.
609 00:36:14 I did.
610 00:36:21 Oh, God.
611 00:36:29 I went viral.
612 00:36:31 I was remixed.
613 00:36:35 Memed.
614 00:36:36 The sound eventrended on TikTok.
615 00:36:41 I thought if I use the paperto find Superfly
616 00:36:43 and get prom uncanceled,
617 00:36:45 I can remain firmlyoff camera,
618 00:36:47 but also maybe be known forsomething cool instead of--
619 00:36:51 What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm?
620 00:36:52 You don't want that anymore?No?
621 00:36:54 Great. Laugh. Whatever.
622 00:36:56 But maybe you're notthe only ones
623 00:36:57 who want to be heroesso people like them, okay?
624 00:37:00 Can we go?
625 00:37:10 All right, here's what I got.
626 00:37:14 Yes, yes,it's incredibly impressive.
627 00:37:17 Superfly seems to bebuilding something.
628 00:37:19 I mean, we're talkingGru/Megamind-type stuff.
629 00:37:22 He's knocking off insanelyhighly technical shipments.
630 00:37:26 State of the art.Incredibly expensive.
631 00:37:28 And he pays off thugsto do his dirty work
632 00:37:30 so he can staycompletely under the radar.
633 00:37:32 Nobody's ever seen his face.Why?
634 00:37:34 Because he killseveryone who does.
635 00:37:37 Whoa!Cool.
636 00:37:39 No, not cool.
637 00:37:40 So how are wegonna find him?
638 00:37:43 You know the ice cream truckheist last week, right?
639 00:37:45 They stolea radioactive storage unit.
640 00:37:47 And look.I found this at the chop shop
641 00:37:51 They must be doing businesswith Superfly.
642 00:37:54 That chop shop is run bythese guys and their crew.
643 00:37:56 Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.
644 00:38:00 They are the ones whocan lead us to Superfly.
645 00:38:03 That's a lot of leads.
646 00:38:04 And a lot ofterrible nicknames.
647 00:38:06 Still better than Nardo.We agreed on Leon Ardo.
648 00:38:09 Let's start chasing them down.
649 00:39:41 Normal Nate deals with that!
650 00:39:42 I'm just a legitimatemattress salesman.
651 00:39:44 You want Short Sharon.
652 00:39:49 Hey, I don't talk,but if I did talk,
653 00:39:51 I'd tell youit was Bad Bernie
654 00:39:53 But you didn't hear it from me.Where's Bad Bernie?
655 00:39:55 Okay, I'll talk.
656 00:39:57 Yeah, all right.
657 00:39:58 My guys stolethis radioactive storage unit,
658 00:40:01 but Superfly, he kills them.
659 00:40:03 Then he calls me and saysI gotta get him another thing--
660 00:40:07 an "assimilator."
661 00:40:08 And if I don't do it,he's gonna kill me too.
662 00:40:11 So last night we got one.
663 00:40:15 The deal with Superflyis tonight,
664 00:40:17 under the bridge.
665 00:40:19 We give him his unit,
666 00:40:20 and he leaves us alone.
667 00:40:23 Good. You did good.
668 00:40:26 Dude! He talked!
669 00:40:28 That was so exhilarating!
670 00:40:30 The adrenaline pumpingin my veins is crazy!
671 00:40:34 Superfly is making a dealwith Bad Bernie's guys tonight,
672 00:40:37 in an hour,under the Brooklyn Bridge.
673 00:40:39 We show up in Bernie's vanwith the goods, and boom!
674 00:40:41 Superfly is caught in our web.
675 00:40:43 Did you get that, April?Did you film that?
676 00:40:46 Sorry, am I supposed to filmall the stuff you do?
677 00:40:48 'Cause a lot of it's dumb.Yes.
678 00:40:50 I'll do the talking.
679 00:40:51 Hey, I'm a gangster.
680 00:40:52 I got my puffer and my Tims.
681 00:40:54 I need my bacon,egg and cheese too.
682 00:40:56 You got the goods,Superfly?
683 00:40:57 Bacon, egg and cheese.
684 00:41:00 Let me get thatbacon, egg and cheese.
685 00:41:02 And let me getthat Arizona Iced Tea.
686 00:41:05 With a bev? With a bev?Yerd!
687 00:41:08 We outside. We outside.
688 00:41:11 Outside. You heard.Yerd! Yerd! Yerd!
689 00:41:14 Bronx. Bronx. Yerd!
690 00:41:18 Yeah, I don't think thisis gonna help people like you.
691 00:41:21 Just being honest.
692 00:41:25 Let me get a bacon,egg and cheese.
693 00:41:30 Uh-oh, text from Dad.
694 00:41:35 What do you think is wrong?
695 00:41:37 I bet that cat is back.He freaks out every time.
696 00:41:39 He probably just can'tget the Roku working.
697 00:41:40 Hopefully it's quickand we can just meet up
698 00:41:42 All right, April,we live just up there,
699 00:41:44 but our dad,he doesn't really
700 00:41:47 Rude.
701 00:41:49 I mean, to be fair,I don't love rats.
702 00:41:51 And that's totally fair.Understandable.
703 00:41:53 But just wait here, okay?We'll be back in a few.
704 00:41:57 And there's a cockroachsurfing on a turd.
705 00:42:00 Awesome. Good.
706 00:42:01 Love thatI'm looking at that.
707 00:42:08 Surprise!
708 00:42:11 Dad, you really can't keepscaring us like that.
709 00:42:14 Welcome home!
710 00:42:16 Why are there balloons?Dad, what are you doing?
711 00:42:18 Look, I am not stupid.I know something's up.
712 00:42:22 You do?I do. You're done
713 00:42:24 You want to bein the human world.
714 00:42:26 I went through your stuffand I found your human clothes.
715 00:42:29 What the heck is that?
716 00:42:31 Those aren't ours.How did that even
717 00:42:34 Boys, it's okay.
718 00:42:35 I think I maybe found a wayto make you happy.
719 00:42:38 I brought the human worldto you. Look!
720 00:42:42 Human friends."Hello, I'm a human."
721 00:42:45 Say hi to Chris.
722 00:42:46 "I'm Chris Pine.Look at my eyebrows.
723 00:42:48 I'm the best Chris."Amazing, right?
724 00:42:51 That is what we love.
725 00:42:52 And watch. I'm a waiter.
726 00:42:54 The fullhuman restaurant experience.
727 00:42:56 Sit down.Let me take your order.
728 00:42:58 It could be anything.But it has to be pizza.
729 00:43:02 Uh, pizza, right.
730 00:43:04 Uh, look, Dad,we appreciate it,
731 00:43:06 but we still gotmore errands to run.
732 00:43:07 What's going on?What are you doing up there?
733 00:43:10 Don't lie. Tell me.Are you in trouble?
734 00:43:12 Is something wrong?
735 00:43:14 Is someone trying to milk you?
736 00:43:16 No, ew.It's never milking!
737 00:43:17 Why do you always jumpstraight to milking?
738 00:43:19 Do you need help?Anything you need, I'm here.
739 00:43:22 No!No. No, no, no.
740 00:43:25 We're just running errands--
741 00:43:26 shopping, getting the stuffwe need to live down here.
742 00:43:29 Really? That's it?
743 00:43:31 Yeah,that is literally it.
744 00:43:35 All right, well, hey.Thanks for the surprise party.
745 00:43:38 Yup. Appreciate it, Dad.We will be leaving.
746 00:43:40 Goodbye.
747 00:43:53 Wow, you're actuallya good driver, Donnie.
748 00:43:55 Huh. Countless hourson Forza Horizon
749 00:43:57 - finally paid off.- Hey, guys.
750 00:43:59 Oh, hello?April, you-- Uh, you there?
751 00:44:01 Now, just know,this footage is going to be
752 00:44:05 of your entire existences,
753 00:44:07 so, um, like,don't make it lame or anything.
754 00:44:10 We're not the oneswho puke on camera.
755 00:44:12 We'd have to tryreally hard to do that.
756 00:44:14 Hey, shut up, shut up.Look, here he comes.
757 00:44:25 Look at those cars!Bro,
758 00:44:28 - He's got some swagger.- This guy is super fly.
759 00:44:31 I mean,look at those rims, bro!
760 00:44:36 All right,there's two cars
761 00:44:38 That's like ten dudes, tops.
762 00:44:39 Oh, man.They're gonna be so scared
763 00:44:41 when they seethey're about to roll up on
764 00:45:03 Oh, my God.I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
765 00:45:06 What do we do, Leo?
766 00:45:07 You're the leader.You should know.
767 00:45:09 Alpha formation? You don't even know what Alpha formation is!
768 00:45:24 What is that?
769 00:45:34 Yo, come on, y'all.Let's get the goods.
770 00:45:39 Yo!
771 00:45:40 What?
772 00:45:42 What the-- Y'all somelittle tortoises, huh?
773 00:45:44 Damn! Look at you.
774 00:45:46 Y'all adorable, man.
775 00:45:48 Bad Bernie got some turtleson the payroll.
776 00:45:51 No. We don't workfor Bernie.
777 00:45:52 We're here to find you.
778 00:45:54 I can't believethere are other mutants!
779 00:45:55 Like us!
780 00:45:57 This is wild!I mean, this is crazy-like.
781 00:45:59 Let me guess.
782 00:46:01 Fifteen years ago, right,
783 00:46:02 some sludgewas dumped in a sewer,
784 00:46:04 and y'all came from that.
785 00:46:06 We prefer the term "ooze,"but yeah.
786 00:46:07 It's like more--It's just nicer sounding.
787 00:46:09 It rolls offthe tongue better.
788 00:46:11 Ooze, ooze...
789 00:46:13 It's nice, right?It's ooze.
790 00:46:15 Damn! Ooze.
791 00:46:17 I like that.I like "ooze."
792 00:46:19 So, look, that same oozemade me, okay?
793 00:46:23 My dad, Baxter Stockman,
794 00:46:25 he's the onewho dumped the ooze
795 00:46:28 So technically, we cousins.
796 00:46:30 We're related.We're cousins!
797 00:46:33 Cuzzo, what's up?That's awesome!
798 00:46:35 I've always wanted a cousin.
799 00:46:37 Well, look at you now.You got a bunch.
800 00:46:38 I'm so sorry.I didn't introduce my peeps.
801 00:46:41 This is Bebopand that's Rocksteady.
802 00:46:44 What you looking at, punks?Yeah,
803 00:46:46 Right here we got Wingnut.
804 00:46:47 Hi. Wing-wave.
805 00:46:49 We got Ray Fillet.
806 00:46:50 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪
807 00:46:57 Stop singing, fool.Just say your name normal.
808 00:47:00 Uh, Ray Fillet.
809 00:47:02 This is Leatherhead.
810 00:47:03 Ah! G'day, fellas.
811 00:47:05 Genghis Frog.
812 00:47:06 Goochie,goochie, goochie.
813 00:47:09 Peekaboo.Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
814 00:47:10 Don't patronize me.
815 00:47:11 We working on that name.Your name is wack, man!
816 00:47:14 And that's Scumbug.She only speaks Vermin.
817 00:47:20 And that's Mondo Gecko.
818 00:47:21 Hey, what's up, bros?
819 00:47:24 I'm a hugger. Get in here.A little too tight.
820 00:47:26 Get in.That one seems cool.
821 00:47:28 I like his vibe.
822 00:47:29 I like your vibe.I like your vibe.
823 00:47:31 I like your vibe.I like your vibe.
824 00:47:34 - Digging your vibe.- I like your vibe!
825 00:47:36 Mondo,quit hugging everybody!
826 00:47:38 Remember why we're here.The story.
827 00:47:40 We know you're buildingsome sort of super weapon.
828 00:47:42 Weapon? I'm buildingthe opposite of a weapon.
829 00:47:46 Weapons kill.
830 00:47:47 What I'm making will create.
831 00:47:51 Okay. I'm leaning in.What are you building?
832 00:47:54 If we gonna chat,let's go somewhere fun.
833 00:48:06 Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!I just made that up.
834 00:48:09 ♪ Okay, Fillet! ♪
835 00:48:10 Eh!Watch that stinger.
836 00:48:12 Okay, Fillet.
837 00:48:15 I never met anyone elseas angry as me.
838 00:48:17 What's not tobe angry about?
839 00:48:20 Man, you guys get it!
840 00:48:22 That was awesome!That was good.
841 00:48:25 Dang, you guys are good.
842 00:48:26 Yeah, right?It's pretty much all we do.
843 00:48:28 Out of quarters.Don't worry.
844 00:48:32 This is amazing.
845 00:48:33 Get in there. Get the scrum.
846 00:48:35 Check it, check it.
847 00:48:38 Yo, check this.
848 00:48:43 That was a juicy one!
849 00:48:44 Hey, guys.What's going on in there?
850 00:48:47 Still not sure,if I'm being honest.
851 00:48:49 Okay, well,ask him more questions!
852 00:48:51 Figure out what the hell'sgoing on with this dude.
853 00:48:54 So, um, maybe youcould finish explaining
854 00:48:57 like exactlywhere you came from
855 00:48:59 and what you want and stuff?
856 00:49:01 What do I want? Oh, easy.
857 00:49:03 Acceptance.
858 00:49:04 No way, man!We want that too.
859 00:49:07 Let me go back to the start.
860 00:49:10 My earliest memory in the world
861 00:49:13 is my dad telling methat he never was accepted.
862 00:49:17 He just wanted a family, man.That's why he created us.
863 00:49:22 But then, that's whenthe people he worked for
864 00:49:25 sent the ops through.
865 00:49:26 They took it from him.
866 00:49:30 I rescued my littlebaby brother and sister.
867 00:49:33 And since I was the oldest,I had to raise them.
868 00:49:36 He did a great job.We're very well-adjusted.
869 00:49:40 Anyway,we thought, these humans,
870 00:49:43 yeah, they murdered our dad,
871 00:49:45 but maybe they justain't all bad, you know?
872 00:49:50 We went out. We hit the town.
873 00:49:52 And it didn't go well.
874 00:49:57 Especially this one dude.
875 00:49:59 He wouldn't stop chasing us.He wanted to kill us!
876 00:50:02 Oh, my God.That's what happened to us.
877 00:50:04 That's why our dadmade us live in the sewer
878 00:50:07 Not me. That soundslike a punk choice.
879 00:50:09 You know what I did?I beat that fool down!
880 00:50:12 I touched that chin,mollywhopped him.
881 00:50:15 Whop, whop toa inch of his life. Bop!
882 00:50:18 And then I knew what to do.
883 00:50:20 I decidedto kill all the humans
884 00:50:23 and let the mutantsrule the Earth.
885 00:50:25 That-- That's a take.
886 00:50:27 I inherited my dad's mindfor science and I thought,
887 00:50:31 "What if I built a machineto enact my plan?"
888 00:50:35 I've been stealingall the parts that I need,
889 00:50:39 and now I'm ready.
890 00:50:41 I'm gonna usea little of my blood
891 00:50:44 to createa weaponized version
892 00:50:47 Then we gonna launch itinto the atmosphere
893 00:50:51 and watch it vaporize.
894 00:50:54 Here's the kicker:
895 00:50:56 Every animal on Earth
896 00:50:57 will be transformedinto a mutant.
897 00:50:59 Every fly, flea, tick,snake, fish and whale.
898 00:51:03 Everything!
899 00:51:05 And we becomethe dominant species on Earth.
900 00:51:08 That's bad.That's very bad... for me.
901 00:51:13 What happens to humansin this plan of yours?
902 00:51:16 Nothing good.
903 00:51:17 We wishthere was another way
904 00:51:19 but peoples,they got to go!
905 00:51:22 A bunch of themgonna be eaten, enslaved,
906 00:51:25 turned into fuel of some sort.
907 00:51:27 Maybe they'll becomea form of entertainment...
908 00:51:29 ...you know what I mean?
909 00:51:30 You know how they usedto have dog shows
910 00:51:32 and they had horse races?
911 00:51:33 Maybe we'll have redhead shows,fat booty boy races.
912 00:51:38 Baby tossing.Something like that.
913 00:51:40 I'll think of something stupid.
914 00:51:41 Wow, that's--that's even worse.
915 00:51:43 They should be pets.
916 00:51:44 Honestly,I'm open to all ideas.
917 00:51:47 You know what I mean?
918 00:51:48 Any crazy thing y'all think of,I want to do it.
919 00:51:51 You know what I mean?
920 00:51:52 Just pitch itas soon as possible,
921 00:51:54 'cause now that I got this,I can complete my device,
922 00:51:57 and acceptance will be ours.
923 00:52:02 Yeah!Yes! Great!
924 00:52:04 So wassup?You wanna roll with us?
925 00:52:07 'Cause we can activatethe machine tonight.
926 00:52:11 Yeah!Yay, Fillet!
927 00:52:12 - Yeah, little dudes!- Hey, just checking in.
928 00:52:15 You stopping them now,or you gonna make me film you
929 00:52:19 with the last pieceof his horrible puzzle?
930 00:52:22 You're gonna stop him?You're gonna stop him.
931 00:52:24 - Somebody cough so I know you're gonna stop him.- Working on it.
932 00:52:27 Yo, Superfly, so what ifwe're actually, like,
933 00:52:30 I don't know,I'm just getting silly here,
934 00:52:32 what if we're notinto the plan?
935 00:52:34 What if we don't like it?What would happen?
936 00:52:36 Just hypotheticallyspeaking, obviously.
937 00:52:39 Well, that would mean
938 00:52:41 that I was wrong about you
939 00:52:44 and y'all not as coolas I thought you were.
940 00:52:47 And that right there
941 00:52:49 piss me off!
942 00:52:51 Whoa! Uh...
943 00:52:52 No, but we don't--we don't--
944 00:52:53 I'm about to goto a hundred on y'all.
945 00:52:55 No, Superfly,don't misunderstand me.
946 00:52:58 Remember? Cousin? Cuz?
947 00:53:00 No, don't "cuz" meright now, man.
948 00:53:02 Drop that. This ain't got nothing to do with that.
949 00:53:04 We're just joking around,because we are, in fact,
950 00:53:07 It's, like, great!I love the killing-people part.
951 00:53:10 Yeah, I'll cut around that.
952 00:53:12 Guys, I got an idea.
953 00:53:13 So, uh, S-Fly, my man,
954 00:53:15 we'll drive the vanwith the storage unit,
955 00:53:18 and, uh, you lead the way.
956 00:53:19 Nice. Smooth.
957 00:53:21 Cool. But I drive fast,
958 00:53:23 and I don't want y'allto get lost,
959 00:53:25 so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!
960 00:53:28 Ride with the tortoises.
961 00:53:30 I drive!
962 00:53:31 You're--You're good to drive?
963 00:53:34 No.
964 00:53:47 - Spice Girls! Put 'em on!- You don't like Phish?
965 00:53:50 What's Phish? Spice Girls!
966 00:53:52 Why are you looking at me?You think of something.
967 00:53:55 Hey, dudes,fun cruising with you,
968 00:53:58 but where are we goingexactly?
969 00:54:00 Oh. See that buildingover there? That's not it.
970 00:54:03 No, we're going to thissuper cool shipping graveyard
971 00:54:07 It's the best borough, bro.
972 00:54:08 I love Staten Island!
973 00:54:11 Okay, it's go time.Attack these fools.
974 00:54:13 Not sure that'sas easy as it sounds.
975 00:54:16 This dude is literallya rhinoceros, man.
976 00:54:18 How about somethingwe can all sing along to?
977 00:54:20 If we jam the brakes,they'll fly out of the car.
978 00:54:22 There's no windshield.It's impossible.
979 00:54:24 We'd need a long and narrowdevice small enough
980 00:54:27 but strong enoughto press the pedal.
981 00:54:29 You mean a stick?
982 00:54:31 I got it. 4 Non B's.
983 00:54:41 How good is this?
984 00:54:43 Time of my life.
985 00:54:44 God, they're good.
986 00:54:56 What's going on?
987 00:55:00 Sorry.
988 00:55:07 What the--
989 00:55:10 Y'all better hurry.
990 00:55:12 You hurt Rock, I hurt you.
991 00:55:32 Don't worry, guys.I got this.
992 00:55:36 I don't got this.I don't got this!
993 00:55:40 You're dead, tortoises!
994 00:55:47 Oh, yeah!
995 00:55:51 You can't stop me!It's a monster truck, dummies!
996 00:55:53 Get them, Mondo!
997 00:55:54 Donnie!
998 00:55:55 Watch where you're driving!
999 00:55:57 Yo, dudes, you launched meout of the front of that van.
1000 00:56:00 That is not cool!
1001 00:56:02 I'm so sorry. We had to.
1002 00:56:03 You know what?I don't accept that apology!
1003 00:56:06 Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,
1004 00:56:07 I'm not gonna lie.
1005 00:56:09 Boom!
1006 00:56:17 I'm back, you green punks.
1007 00:56:19 Stop it,you bloody hooligans
1008 00:56:21 or I'll biteyour bloody heads off!
1009 00:56:33 Superfly's almost here,
1010 00:56:34 and he's not going to beas nice about this.
1011 00:56:37 You're not being nice!
1012 00:56:38 He'll be less nice.
1013 00:56:44 Oh!
1014 00:56:47 It's now or never, dudes.Give us the device.
1015 00:56:52 ♪ 6 'N the mornin'Police at my door ♪
1016 00:56:55 Come on!
1017 00:57:03 My chucks!Guys?
1018 00:57:07 No! He used my stickagainst me!
1019 00:57:09 Now he's mollywhopping me!
1020 00:57:15 Man, I almost thoughty'all was cool.
1021 00:57:17 See you in hell, turtles!
1022 00:57:18 Quick, grab it!
1023 00:57:24 I'm getting ripped in two!
1024 00:57:26 Goochie goochie goo.
1025 00:57:40 Oh, no!
1026 00:57:59 Go, go, go!
1027 00:58:00 Surround them!Make a perimeter.
1028 00:58:08 April! Help!
1029 00:58:13 Say good night, freak.
1030 00:58:23 What? What's happening?
1031 00:58:27 Hey, let us out! Come on!
1032 00:58:29 Why, hello, turtles.
1033 00:58:32 I've been looking for you
1034 00:58:34 for a long, long time.
1035 00:58:37 Look, lady, I don't knowwhat you want from us
1036 00:58:39 or why you talk so scary,but we shouldn't be in here.
1037 00:58:42 There's a fly monster!
1038 00:58:45 I will do the talking.
1039 00:58:48 I am Cynthia Utrom,
1040 00:58:51 and you are my property.
1041 00:58:54 What?
1042 00:58:56 Hey!
1043 00:58:57 Stop!
1044 00:58:58 Enough.
1045 00:59:00 I will use youto create a stable mutagen.
1046 00:59:04 And with that, I will create
1047 00:59:07 an army of super soldiers.
1048 00:59:10 Dolphin men to plant bombson submarines.
1049 00:59:13 Eagle men to fight enemy jets.
1050 00:59:17 Snake men to slitherbehind enemy lines.
1051 00:59:21 The glory of it all
1052 00:59:24 nearly brings me to tears.
1053 00:59:27 What does thishave to do with us?
1054 00:59:30 What I want is your blood.
1055 00:59:34 And there's only one wayto get it.
1056 00:59:36 Oh, no!
1057 00:59:38 I can't believe it.She's gonna...
1058 00:59:40 Hook them upto the milking machine!
1059 00:59:43 She's gonna milk us!
1060 01:00:04 Ray Fillet,man, shut your mouth!
1061 01:00:06 If I want to be sad,I'll go listen to
1062 01:00:10 Sorry, sir.Sorry, bro.
1063 01:00:12 Remember,this is a happy day,
1064 01:00:14 because we're gonnakill every human on
1065 01:00:20 So smile, Mondo!
1066 01:00:41 Boys! You come home?You forgive me?
1067 01:00:44 My surprise party worked?
1068 01:00:47 Get back! I'll bite you!
1069 01:00:49 Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.
1070 01:00:54 I come in peace.
1071 01:00:56 I'm friends with your sons.
1072 01:00:58 And right now,they're in trouble.
1073 01:01:11 No, no, no!
1074 01:01:12 Stop it!
1075 01:01:17 That looks bad.Does it hurt?
1076 01:01:19 Of course it hurts!She's milking me!
1077 01:01:21 Try to think of somethingpleasant to take your mind
1078 01:01:24 Yeah,think of pizza, Mikey!
1079 01:01:26 No, pizza's made of cheese,and cheese is made of milk,
1080 01:01:29 and I'm being milked!
1081 01:01:31 It's infiltratedmy every thought!
1082 01:01:34 I'm so sorry, Mikey.
1083 01:01:37 Continue milking them
1084 01:01:39 until we havethe required amount.
1085 01:01:50 This is it, guys.We're gonna die getting milked
1086 01:01:54 I can't believe Apriljust left us.
1087 01:01:57 Maybe she was just using us.
1088 01:01:58 Well, she ended upgetting a great story:
1089 01:02:01 "Turtle Boys Give SupervillainLast Part of His Evil Machine."
1090 01:02:04 That's actuallya pretty good title.
1091 01:02:06 Yeah, very clickbait-y.I'd definitely
1092 01:02:08 Oh, I have so many regrets.
1093 01:02:10 I wish I could've triedfrozen yogurt.
1094 01:02:13 You could have!I know.
1095 01:02:15 I wish I could see BTS IRL.
1096 01:02:17 We could...I guess we could sing.
1097 01:02:19 We could do someof the songs for you.
1098 01:02:21 Really?That would be great.
1099 01:02:25 Come on, guys.
1100 01:02:31 You guys don't evenknow the words.
1101 01:02:34 What is happening?Got a breach.
1102 01:02:36 Why did the milking stop?
1103 01:02:37 Moving Miss Utromto a secure location.
1104 01:02:47 Huh?Huh?
1105 01:02:51 - Boys!- Dad!
1106 01:02:53 Stay back, everyone! Stay back!
1107 01:02:55 I just here for my boys,who lied to me.
1108 01:02:58 They are inso much trouble right now.
1109 01:03:00 Is that so, Ratatouille?
1110 01:03:02 Grab another machineand hook him up like the others.
1111 01:03:05 Don't call me Ratatouille.
1112 01:03:24 Go, go, go!
1113 01:03:27 Kick his butt, Dad!
1114 01:03:29 Where you gonnarun to, rat?
1115 01:03:42 Take him down!
1116 01:03:49 Tase him!
1117 01:04:04 He's too fast!
1118 01:04:19 Bravo!Dad!
1119 01:04:40 I'm a ninja!
1120 01:04:45 Dad!
1121 01:04:46 - Boys, are you okay?- Yes!
1122 01:04:48 We're more than okay.Yeah, we're good.
1123 01:04:50 How did you find us?
1124 01:04:53 I'd be a pretty bigpiece of crap
1125 01:04:55 if I didn't at least try to getyour dad to come help you.
1126 01:04:58 April!Oh, my God, you came back?
1127 01:05:00 I did not see that coming.
1128 01:05:02 This human told meyou lied to me.
1129 01:05:05 What happened?What have you been doing?
1130 01:05:07 Aw, nothing.
1131 01:05:09 Wait a minute.What is this machine?
1132 01:05:12 Nothing. It's nothing.This machine?
1133 01:05:14 Does that say"milking machine"?
1134 01:05:16 No, no, no.
1135 01:05:18 It's the opposite of that.
1136 01:05:19 It's a milking machine.
1137 01:05:21 See? I told you! They milk you!
1138 01:05:22 Now I actually might puke.
1139 01:05:24 Boys, you left the sewerand got milked.
1140 01:05:27 You helped some evil fly mancreate a machine
1141 01:05:30 that is gonna destroythe world
1142 01:05:32 and killthe only good human, April!
1143 01:05:34 So, we're goingto clean up your mess,
1144 01:05:37 then go homeand stay there forever, okay?
1145 01:05:41 What about April's story?
1146 01:05:42 Forget the story!
1147 01:05:44 April, go home.It's over, okay?
1148 01:05:48 There's only one wayfor you to be safe and happy,
1149 01:05:52 and that's listen to me.
1150 01:05:54 Let's go.
1151 01:06:00 Sorry we couldn't help youget prom uncanceled.
1152 01:06:02 Nah, it's all right.
1153 01:06:04 Seeing you guysmake so many mistakes
1154 01:06:06 just to get people to like youmade me realize
1155 01:06:08 I was definitely doing thisfor the wrong reason.
1156 01:06:23 Oh, perfect.
1157 01:06:26 Backup arriving now.Sealing off the entrance.
1158 01:06:42 Maybe they decidedto just give up
1159 01:06:45 and go bowling again?
1160 01:06:47 Nah, fam, nah.
1161 01:06:48 We just one step aheadof y'all.
1162 01:06:51 Scram!Betrayers!
1163 01:06:53 You're the onesthat instigated this!
1164 01:06:56 What's up, bros?
1165 01:06:57 - Stay back.- Back up!
1166 01:06:59 I don't want to fightanother mutant, but I will.
1167 01:07:01 Y'all just won't quit, huh?
1168 01:07:03 What is it aboutthese stinking humans
1169 01:07:06 that you love so much?
1170 01:07:08 Humans arecomplicated creatures.
1171 01:07:11 They're good, like April,
1172 01:07:12 and bad, like that ladywho milked us.
1173 01:07:15 Sorry, did what now?
1174 01:07:16 As muchas I don't like them--
1175 01:07:18 and trust me,I do not like them--
1176 01:07:20 if we kill them, we areno better than they are.
1177 01:07:23 I refuse to acceptthat you all are cool
1178 01:07:25 with brutally killingall of them.
1179 01:07:27 You just can't be!You're awesome.
1180 01:07:30 You're fun. We... vibed.
1181 01:07:32 You're not killers.I mean, come on, look at you.
1182 01:07:35 But it's the only waywe'll be accepted.
1183 01:07:38 No!We accept you.
1184 01:07:40 You could come live with us.We accept you.
1185 01:07:42 Yes, plenty of room.
1186 01:07:44 I kind of don't wantto murder everyone on Earth.
1187 01:07:46 I justkind of want to sing.
1188 01:07:48 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1189 01:07:49 It's a good point.
1190 01:07:51 I'd rather not murder tonsof people, 'cause, like,
1191 01:07:53 what if I'm hauntedby the faces
1192 01:07:55 of my victimsin my sleep?
1193 01:07:56 Of course.Murder is a heavy burden.
1194 01:07:59 Bro, you'll reallylet us live with you?
1195 01:08:02 Of course, bro!Brah!
1196 01:08:05 Broski!Bro!
1197 01:08:06 Brosanne!Abracada-brah!
1198 01:08:09 What the hell y'all doing?
1199 01:08:11 Man, stop this kumbaya,I-love-each-other stuff.
1200 01:08:14 Kill them fools!
1201 01:08:17 Uh...
1202 01:08:18 No. We don't want to do this.
1203 01:08:20 And really,I don't think we ever did.
1204 01:08:23 We just didn't know there wasany other alternative.
1205 01:08:25 But now thatwe met these dudes,
1206 01:08:28 we see that there is.
1207 01:08:29 So let's just stop and vibe.
1208 01:08:32 Gimme a "V!"V... V... A vibe.
1209 01:08:34 Nah, man,I don't vibe, all right?
1210 01:08:36 And you don't either.Now get in line!
1211 01:08:39 Seriously, Supe.Turn off the machine.
1212 01:08:42 My own family.
1213 01:08:44 Turned against me
1214 01:08:45 after everythingthat I've done for y'all.
1215 01:08:48 Bottom line,
1216 01:08:49 if you wantto stop this machine,
1217 01:08:51 you got to go through me.
1218 01:09:09 This guy'smaking me angry.
1219 01:09:10 This guy's been making me angrymy whole life.
1220 01:09:12 My gosh, he's the reasonwe're angry!
1221 01:09:15 We gonna do somethingabout it?
1222 01:09:20 Get him! Beat him up!
1223 01:09:22 Mess him up!Get him, Rock!
1224 01:09:29 Bro!
1225 01:09:30 Rock, no!
1226 01:09:31 You're trash!Come on!
1227 01:09:34 Oink, oink, punk!My nose ring!
1228 01:09:40 Oh, the machine!
1229 01:09:41 This is our chance! Come on!
1230 01:09:43 So small!
1231 01:09:50 Watch out! Get off me!
1232 01:09:53 Oh, no! Funky breath!
1233 01:09:55 Flying kick!
1234 01:09:57 Ray Fillet!
1235 01:10:00 We gotta break it.Just throw it against
1236 01:10:03 Rip it up!
1237 01:10:07 Surprise!Why you socking yourself?
1238 01:10:13 Am I actuallyhelping anyone?
1239 01:10:16 You might as well give up.
1240 01:10:22 Watch out!
1241 01:10:24 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1242 01:10:26 Ray... Fillet.
1243 01:10:28 ♪ They smile in your face ♪
1244 01:10:31 ♪ All the time they wantTo take your place! ♪
1245 01:10:39 We got him! Got him!
1246 01:10:44 What's going on?Why y'all doing this?
1247 01:10:47 There's only one way for youto feel safe and happy.
1248 01:10:51 And that'sif you listen to me!
1249 01:10:56 Rat man! Come on!Help me out!
1250 01:10:59 We're basically the same.
1251 01:11:01 We both hate humans.
1252 01:11:02 I'm just not a punkabout it like you!
1253 01:11:05 Don't you say that!
1254 01:11:29 Geez, Dad, you really wentbuck wild there.
1255 01:11:32 Uh... did we stop it?
1256 01:11:34 I think so.
1257 01:11:38 Hey, when the machinethat turns a bunch
1258 01:11:41 goes off underwater,
1259 01:11:43 um, and then there'sanimals in the water,
1260 01:11:45 um, like, what do youthink that does?
1261 01:11:51 What the--
1262 01:12:21 It'll crawl on the shore.
1263 01:12:22 It's just a whale.
1264 01:12:24 It's pretty slow, guys.
1265 01:12:25 That's not so bad.
1266 01:12:29 Oh, my God, that's bad.
1267 01:12:31 Oh, man,that got way worse.
1268 01:12:41 Aw, hell, yeah!Look at me! Look at me!
1269 01:12:46 This is amazing!
1270 01:12:47 I ain't just Superfly,I'm Super Duper Fly.
1271 01:12:51 You know, I meanMissy Elliott Super Duper Fly!
1272 01:12:54 I'm on some Godzilla--
1273 01:12:55 What the hell?
1274 01:12:57 Is that a whale tail?
1275 01:12:59 Aw!
1276 01:13:00 I got a claw.
1277 01:13:01 I got a whale body,a giraffe forehead.
1278 01:13:04 Look at my feets!They're made of horses.
1279 01:13:07 I'm about to have a ballwith this!
1280 01:13:10 Thank you, turtles!
1281 01:13:12 Thank you,you little tortoises.
1282 01:13:14 New York...
1283 01:13:16 here I come.
1284 01:13:26 All right!Well, we gave it a shot.
1285 01:13:29 Back to the sewer.I got pizza tonight
1286 01:13:31 Really?We can't stop that thing.
1287 01:13:33 We couldn't stop himbefore he became that thing.
1288 01:13:35 So we just go home?
1289 01:13:36 I bet the armywill be here soon.
1290 01:13:38 According toevery Godzilla movie,
1291 01:13:40 they'll eventually get here.
1292 01:13:41 So, you guysgot a good Wi-Fi situation
1293 01:13:45 Are you fully able to stream?
1294 01:13:47 No!
1295 01:13:48 Oh! Okay, no streaming.
1296 01:13:50 Not that!
1297 01:13:52 Boys, I messed up.
1298 01:13:55 I don't want to belike Superfly.
1299 01:13:57 I love you boys.I want you to be happy.
1300 01:14:02 Even thoughI don't like humans,
1301 01:14:04 I want them to like you,
1302 01:14:06 because you want themto like you.
1303 01:14:09 So we are gonnaget that monster.
1304 01:14:11 We're gonna take him down.
1305 01:14:12 We're gonna film it.
1306 01:14:14 We are gonna show itto the world.
1307 01:14:15 And the world will love youand accept you!
1308 01:14:18 And the world will chant,"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"
1309 01:14:22 Oh, man.
1310 01:14:23 I am feeling greatafter that speech, right?
1311 01:14:26 It was rousing.I'm fully roused.
1312 01:14:28 But a little bitof a buzzkill here:
1313 01:14:30 How do we do that?
1314 01:14:32 Hello?Hey.
1315 01:14:34 What happened tothe whole "stop Superfly" thing?
1316 01:14:38 Are we not doing that,or what's up?
1317 01:14:39 So much has changedsince we last spoke.
1318 01:14:42 Yeah, obviously.
1319 01:14:43 It's a lotto catch up on, okay?
1320 01:14:45 But first,do you maybe know any ways
1321 01:14:46 we might be ableto stop that thing?
1322 01:14:50 Well, I actually mighthave something.
1323 01:14:53 Meet meat the leg of the thing
1324 01:14:56 Right? Cool.
1325 01:15:03 Let's go!
1326 01:15:18 We're dangling, baby!
1327 01:15:20 Yep, this isnot triumphant at all.
1328 01:15:23 Agh, it hit my lip!
1329 01:15:41 New York, New York!
1330 01:15:44 I'm here, baby!
1331 01:15:46 Y'all thought it wasgonna be Godzilla?
1332 01:15:48 Nah!
1333 01:15:50 Okay, let's go.Eye of the tiger.
1334 01:15:54 Close one eye.I heard that helps.
1335 01:15:55 Shut up.
1336 01:15:58 Don't screw this up.
1337 01:16:09 What the hell?
1338 01:16:11 We did it. We actually did it.
1339 01:16:13 I think I got it.
1340 01:16:15 We're good, right?
1341 01:16:20 That's it? One little horse?I don't need that horse.
1342 01:16:23 You're clearly notshooting him.
1343 01:16:25 It looks likey'all want to die now.
1344 01:16:39 This isn't going good.
1345 01:16:40 What did the claw sayto the face?
1346 01:16:42 "Smack!"
1347 01:16:44 Rocksteady! Buddy!
1348 01:16:48 Mondo!
1349 01:16:52 It's okay.It grows back. See?
1350 01:16:55 Mikey! Mikey!
1351 01:17:00 Donnie!
1352 01:17:03 Thanks, bro.
1353 01:17:04 Where are the others?I don't know!
1354 01:17:06 Where's Dad? Where's April?
1355 01:17:11 He's gonna run outof cars eventually.
1356 01:17:15 Oh, come on!
1357 01:17:17 You like these ridesright here?
1358 01:17:20 Oh, the Mercedes E Class,no!
1359 01:17:22 That one's a Prius. It's okay.
1360 01:17:23 A Tesla!Somebody's mad about that.
1361 01:17:29 I think we lost him.
1362 01:17:39 Ouch.
1363 01:17:44 Hit that from the back.
1364 01:17:49 You good, guys?
1365 01:17:52 Monstrous mutants are rampaging... Oh, no.
1366 01:17:54 ...through downtown New York.
1367 01:17:56 The only question is
1368 01:17:57 do we capture themfor experimentation
1369 01:17:59 or kill them on sight?Taking calls...
1370 01:18:01 If you're just joining us,
1371 01:18:03 mutants are attacking the city.
1372 01:18:04 A rashof monsters in New York
1373 01:18:06 is taking over Times Square.
1374 01:18:07 We don't know what they are,
1375 01:18:09 but there will bea military response.
1376 01:18:10 ...threatening to takea bite out of the Big Apple.
1377 01:18:13 Reports indicate widespreaddestruction and chaos.
1378 01:18:17 One thing I know:I hate mutants!
1379 01:18:19 Sightings of the turtles
1380 01:18:21 and the messthey leave in their path
1381 01:18:22 have been greatly disturbing.
1382 01:18:24 It's them!
1383 01:18:28 I don't thinkthis is gonna go down
1384 01:18:31 They... hate us.
1385 01:18:33 They think we're villains.No. Worse.
1386 01:18:38 They think we're monsters.
1387 01:18:40 We're never gonna be normal.
1388 01:18:42 Look, guys,
1389 01:18:44 April was right.
1390 01:18:46 We were doing thisfor the wrong reasons.
1391 01:18:48 I know we only wantedto be heroes
1392 01:18:50 to be accepted.
1393 01:18:51 But even though it looks likewe'll never be accepted,
1394 01:18:55 I still thinkwe should try to be heroes.
1395 01:18:57 But how?
1396 01:18:58 Every plan we've hadhas failed.
1397 01:18:59 Plan? You're complainingwe don't have a plan?
1398 01:19:02 Mikey, what do you dobetter than anyone,
1399 01:19:06 Improvise.
1400 01:19:07 It's impossible.
1401 01:19:08 Says the guywho has read more comics
1402 01:19:10 where people arefighting giant monsters
1403 01:19:13 I have, but--You must be able
1404 01:19:15 to stop something like that.
1405 01:19:19 Of course! Attack on Titan!
1406 01:19:22 Giant monsters attack,and they have one weakness--
1407 01:19:25 on the backs of their necks.
1408 01:19:26 Yes, and the blowholeis exactly that.
1409 01:19:31 That's it.
1410 01:19:32 If we can get this thinginto that thing's blowhole,
1411 01:19:34 it'll go into its bloodstream.
1412 01:19:36 I bet it'll demutanize it.
1413 01:19:37 There you go!Demutanize the big monster!
1414 01:19:40 And, Raph,
1415 01:19:42 it's time to go loud.Loud?
1416 01:19:43 Real loud.As loud as you've ever gone.
1417 01:19:46 Use that rage of yoursto help us.
1418 01:19:47 Okay, I will!
1419 01:19:52 We got to get youinto therapy.
1420 01:19:58 You know, just then,
1421 01:20:00 for the first timein your life,
1422 01:20:01 you didn't sound lame.
1423 01:20:03 You actually soundedlike a leader.
1424 01:20:05 Oh, I do! I soundlike such a leader!
1425 01:20:07 Holy crap,that's so dope!
1426 01:20:09 Let's do this!
1427 01:20:18 Dear Lord, this helmetwas a good investment.
1428 01:20:25 Not on my watch.
1429 01:20:28 Okay, not great.Not great at all.
1430 01:20:30 Very bad.
1431 01:20:31 If you're just joining us,
1432 01:20:33 an army of mutants
1433 01:20:34 that appears to be ledby four turtle men
1434 01:20:36 is attacking the citywith a giant whale monster.
1435 01:20:41 Keep rolling!I got the real story!
1436 01:20:43 April O'Neil here, and--
1437 01:20:55 April O'Neil here,reporting live
1438 01:20:57 with newand confirmed information.
1439 01:20:59 A fly monster isattacking the city,
1440 01:21:01 but the turtle teens,
1441 01:21:02 along with the rat, warthog,stingray, crocodile,
1442 01:21:05 bat, frog, lizardand cockroach lady
1443 01:21:07 are in fact fightingagainst the monster
1444 01:21:10 in an attempt to save New York.
1445 01:21:12 The giant monster is bad,
1446 01:21:13 but the mutants you see hereare in fact good!
1447 01:21:18 Sorry. I really thoughtI got past that.
1448 01:21:20 That's a thing from my past.
1449 01:21:22 Anyway, as I was saying...
1450 01:21:26 Whoa!
1451 01:21:43 Whoa, Dad, you speakthe same language as Scumbug?
1452 01:21:47 We actually havea lot in common.
1453 01:21:49 I'm really attracted to her.
1454 01:21:51 Oh, that's gross.
1455 01:21:52 Donnie, you shouldnot be driving.
1456 01:21:54 Sorry, Dad.But since you are,
1457 01:22:09 I'm the king of New York!
1458 01:22:12 - Whoo-hoo!- That slide!
1459 01:22:21 Cowabunga!
1460 01:22:30 Gotcha.
1461 01:22:47 Dad!
1462 01:22:49 That's it!You are done. It's over.
1463 01:22:51 You ain't nevergonna stop me.
1464 01:22:53 And humansare never gonna like you
1465 01:22:59 These shells are hard.
1466 01:23:00 I'ma snap youlike a pistachio.
1467 01:23:04 This sucks!I know I said your faces
1468 01:23:07 I wanted to see before I die,
1469 01:23:09 but now thatwe're actually about to die,
1470 01:23:11 there's nothingI'd rather be looking at.
1471 01:23:13 That was so heartfelt.
1472 01:23:14 I'm crying.Love you, bro.
1473 01:23:25 Boys, no.
1474 01:23:38 Damn, these shells are hard!
1475 01:23:43 Oh, no. No.
1476 01:23:51 Hey, are you okay?
1477 01:23:54 Do you need help?
1478 01:23:55 It's him!
1479 01:23:56 He's with the turtles!
1480 01:23:58 Those turtlesare not the bad guys.
1481 01:24:00 They're actually teenagers
1482 01:24:02 and fighting againstthe giant monster.
1483 01:24:06 I have the whole story.
1484 01:24:07 Uh, sir, you need help?
1485 01:24:10 Yes. Yeah.
1486 01:24:12 We'll go to the hospitalor a veterinarian.
1487 01:24:15 I must get this to my boys.
1488 01:24:20 I got this.
1489 01:24:24 Hey, the humans!They're helping us!
1490 01:24:26 Really?Yes!
1491 01:24:28 Oh, no, they ain't!
1492 01:24:35 Hop on! Let's go!
1493 01:24:38 Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
1494 01:24:42 Hey! I'm a cabbiefrom the Bronx!
1495 01:24:44 How 'bout that?
1496 01:24:45 Get that to the monster!
1497 01:24:52 What the hell?
1498 01:24:53 Look, I'm being helpful!
1499 01:24:55 Wow, I'm strong.
1500 01:24:59 Gotcha!
1501 01:25:00 Someone take this bag, please!
1502 01:25:02 Hey, human.Got it from here, bro.
1503 01:25:04 I'll mess you up right hereand right now.
1504 01:25:09 Whoa! Missed me. Whoa.
1505 01:25:12 Don't worry, I got you.
1506 01:25:16 Hey, Mondo,you slippery lizard!
1507 01:25:21 ♪ Yay, Fillet! ♪I got it!
1508 01:25:24 I heard you need this.
1509 01:25:26 Come on!
1510 01:25:32 Ow, man! Dang! Stop!
1511 01:25:37 What the hell?
1512 01:25:41 Damn!
1513 01:25:45 Throw it over!
1514 01:25:48 Got it!
1515 01:25:50 Whoo-hoo!
1516 01:25:54 Mikey, catch!
1517 01:25:57 Whoa! Whoo!
1518 01:26:02 Comin' in hot!
1519 01:26:06 Y'all done screwed up now!
1520 01:26:11 Raph!
1521 01:26:14 Leo!Got it!
1522 01:26:26 Damn!
1523 01:26:28 You thinkthis is the end of me?
1524 01:26:44 Huh?
1525 01:27:02 Turtles! Turtles!
1526 01:27:04 What the...What is this?
1527 01:27:06 It's happening!
1528 01:27:07 It's actually happening!
1529 01:27:08 Hey, them turtlesare all right.
1530 01:27:10 Sign my baby!
1531 01:27:12 Again, we're reporting live
1532 01:27:14 with footage ofthe mutant hero turtles
1533 01:27:16 who saved New Yorkin a story broken by Av--
1534 01:27:18 Wait, what's your name?
1535 01:27:19 April O'Neil.
1536 01:27:21 That's AprilO-apostrophe-Neil.
1537 01:27:23 Not "Puke Girl."
1538 01:27:24 If you ever call me"Puke Girl," bite me.
1539 01:27:26 'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo!
1540 01:27:34 You know, it's hard to meetother mutants my age.
1541 01:27:42 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1542 01:27:49 Can't wait toadd that to my footy.
1543 01:27:53 The entireAkira original set?
1544 01:27:55 Don't mind if I do.
1545 01:27:57 The couch should go here.
1546 01:27:58 I pictured the couchagainst the wall.
1547 01:28:00 That's so basic!That's not basic!
1548 01:28:03 Ay, mateys, Blooming Onioncoming right up.
1549 01:28:06 That is outstanding.
1550 01:28:09 I cannot believe it.Your first day of school!
1551 01:28:12 Just remember,you can call anytime you want.
1552 01:28:15 If you get scared,
1553 01:28:16 there are sewersall over the city.
1554 01:28:17 Just hop in a sewer!
1555 01:28:19 You can come home anytime.
1556 01:28:20 If anyone messes with you,call me.
1557 01:28:22 I will kick their butt.
1558 01:28:26 And she will eat what's left.
1559 01:28:28 We'll be fine, Dad.
1560 01:28:29 Yeah, don't worry.We're ready for this.
1561 01:28:31 We've been ready.
1562 01:28:32 Trust us. You'veprepared us for this.
1563 01:28:35 All right.I'm proud of you boys.
1564 01:28:38 I love you.
1565 01:28:39 We love you.
1566 01:28:40 Love you too.
1567 01:28:41 And I love you too,sweetie.
1568 01:28:43 Dad, really!That's gross!
1569 01:28:47 Now go show them humanshow cool you are.
1570 01:29:22 Do I what? No, no.That's tortoises.
1571 01:29:26 Guys!Hey, April!
1572 01:29:27 Hey.I'm so happy you made it.
1573 01:29:29 Let me show you around.Oh, okay.
1574 01:29:32 Yo, wait up.
1575 01:31:56 Hey, hello!
1576 01:31:58 It's Donnie,and I have found my people.
1577 01:32:06 Fold him in half!
1578 01:32:07 G'day, mate.
1579 01:32:09 Welcome tomy Australian shoe store.
1580 01:32:11 Uh, do you have any Nikes?
1581 01:32:13 No, but I do havethe Australian version.
1582 01:32:16 Crikeys!
1583 01:32:17 April O'Neil here,
1584 01:32:19 working on the next big storyfor "April Tonight."
1585 01:32:21 Leo, how many times--Landscape!
1586 01:32:24 Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.
1587 01:32:26 Who is TCRI,
1588 01:32:27 the shadyblack-ops organization
1589 01:32:30 Their offices abandonedafter the mutant attack!
1590 01:32:33 Gone without a trace.
1591 01:32:35 But we will find them.
1592 01:32:37 Yeah, that's real.Yeah, we will.
1593 01:32:41 Uh, hey, April,now that prom is back on,
1594 01:32:45 do you-- I mean, do youmaybe want to, well...
1595 01:32:49 I'd love to, Leo.
1596 01:32:51 You looked likeyou were gonna puke there.
1597 01:32:54 I almost did.
1598 01:32:55 So the way I do it is,I go...
1599 01:33:01 This is as friends,right?
1600 01:33:16 Well...
1601 01:33:17 ...it appears as thoughfinding these creatures
1602 01:33:20 will be easier than I thought.
1603 01:33:22 Capturing them,on the other hand,
1604 01:33:25 might prove difficult.
1605 01:33:27 There is one option.
1606 01:33:29 Yes. I know.
1607 01:33:32 Bring me...
1608 01:33:36 the Shredder.