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1 00:00:27 Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to Heraklion.
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12 00:00:57 Say uh, ah, Malia!
13 00:01:00 Say uh, ah, Malia!
14 00:01:06 I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
15 00:01:08 - That would be you, Em.- Why?
16 00:01:11 What do you mean, "why"? What aboutwhen she was booking the holiday?
17 00:01:13 You did no work.All this "I'm exhausted."
18 00:01:16 I woke up to 20 messages from you.
19 00:01:18 "We have to be there four hours before!"
20 00:01:21 If it wasn't for me,would you be here?
21 00:01:23 Would you be here?
22 00:01:25 Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
23 00:01:45 It's kinda cold.
24 00:01:48 I'm going in! Come on!
25 00:01:51 Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
26 00:01:54 Oh!
27 00:01:55 I don't think we should do this.
28 00:01:57 I don't think it's supposedto be this cold.
29 00:01:59 You'll get used to it.
30 00:02:04 鈾?Oh my God, oh my GodWhen I see you I should run
31 00:02:08 鈾?I'm saying things I've never saidDoing things I've never done
32 00:02:16 I fucking love you guys.
33 00:02:18 - I fucking love you guys!- Best holiday ever!
34 00:02:38 Oh, no, look at my fags!
35 00:02:40 Where?
36 00:02:42 I'll get them, I'll get them!
37 00:02:44 No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
38 00:02:47 I'm so sorry.
39 00:02:49 It's so cold.
40 00:02:52 What the fuck?
41 00:03:00 MUM: GET THERE OK? XX
42 00:03:05 TARA: X
43 00:03:06 Ah, fuck's sake!
44 00:03:08 Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
45 00:03:10 I swear my mum would've calledon the plane if she could have.
46 00:03:13 I'm not sureMum's even clocked we've left.
47 00:03:17 This is all we havebetween all of us?
48 00:03:19 - Yeah, just one.- This is it to get dry?
49 00:03:23 - Guys, I'm fucking starving.- I swear you're always hungry.
50 00:03:26 Why is the sea so cold?
51 00:03:29 You know we still gotloads of time to kill?
52 00:03:32 Do you wanna get chips?
53 00:03:34 - Yes, 100%.- Chips! Chips! Chips!
54 00:03:36 - I want a big fucking big portion.- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
55 00:03:41 Oh, excuse me.
56 00:03:43 Sorry, um...
57 00:03:45 I was just wondering if maybewe could have a room with, like, a...
58 00:03:47 like, a pool view?
59 00:03:49 Pool view?No, no, no.
60 00:03:52 All gone. I'm sorry.
61 00:03:55 OK. Um...
62 00:03:58 I tried.Apparently, they're all gone.
63 00:04:01 Hi!
64 00:04:03 - Hi.- Um, my name's Tara.
65 00:04:05 - Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
66 00:04:07 Um, so, the thing is...I just spat, sorry.
67 00:04:10 Um, the thing is,we're going to need pool view,
68 00:04:13 because... see our friend Skye there?
69 00:04:16 She can't swim very well,
70 00:04:18 so we need to, like,keep eyes on her at all times.
71 00:04:20 - Like, we have to see her.- We can be lifeguards.
72 00:04:23 We can just dive inif anything happens.
73 00:04:25 We're excellent swimmers,like, really good.
74 00:04:27 - Save you guys the trouble.- I actually swim for the county.
75 00:04:29 We were hopingwe could use this holiday
76 00:04:31 to help teach her...
77 00:04:33 to doggy-paddle.
78 00:04:34 - All right, all right.- Thanks.
79 00:04:45 Oh, my God! This is insane!
80 00:04:49 Oh, my God!
81 00:04:51 Look at this swan!
82 00:04:52 - I fucking love the curtains.- He left us swans.
83 00:04:55 - Taz...- Oh, babe, stunning!
84 00:04:58 Outfit number one sorted!Outfit number...
85 00:05:00 Oh, there's butterflieseverywhere as well!
86 00:05:04 Um... Skye! What are you doing?
87 00:05:07 What are you doing?
88 00:05:09 - Deep-fried fags.- You're a nutter!
89 00:05:12 - But I will have one, thank you. OK.- They are already dry.
90 00:05:15 - We got our own fridge!- Fucking luxury.
91 00:05:18 This room is huge!Like, a whole room.
92 00:05:21 Where? Let's see.
93 00:05:23 Ey! Pool view!
94 00:05:27 Let me see!
95 00:05:29 Best view I've ever seen in my life!Whoo!
96 00:05:41 Ooh! Whoo!
97 00:05:44 Sorry about that,but I needed my doughnut.
98 00:05:46 Breakfast!
99 00:05:48 Breakfast!
100 00:05:50 And... breakfast!
101 00:05:51 Dinner one!
102 00:05:53 - Shit! Sorry.- Can you not?
103 00:05:56 Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
104 00:05:59 Apple punch for sex?
105 00:06:01 - No. No, no, no.- Actually...
106 00:06:04 This.
107 00:06:06 Titty glasses.
108 00:06:08 What do we get if we're sick the most?
109 00:06:11 Um, nothing,
110 00:06:12 because we're notgoing to plan for that, you nutter.
111 00:06:15 All right. All right.
112 00:06:16 Bonus prize.
113 00:06:18 Party girl!
114 00:06:21 Guys, I've been thinking,
115 00:06:25 whoever's getting laid the most,they should kinda get the main room.
116 00:06:28 Yeah.
117 00:06:29 And everyone else
118 00:06:31 just kinda sleep where they land.
119 00:06:34 Me, I'm going to be refrainingfrom sleep this holiday.
120 00:06:37 Don't lie! You're going to be, like,asleep in the club.
121 00:06:41 Oi, you look beaut!
122 00:06:44 Come here, try this.
123 00:06:51 You should just go out like that.
124 00:06:53 Like this?
125 00:07:00 You look bangingno matter what you wear.
126 00:07:03 Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
127 00:07:05 Yeah, let me do it for you.
128 00:07:13 Look at you.
129 00:07:15 If you don't get laid on this holidaythen you never will.
130 00:07:18 No, I can't die a virgin!
131 00:07:21 HOW TO HAVE SEX
132 00:07:34 69!
133 00:07:37 Fuck!
134 00:07:42 Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
135 00:07:45 Oi! Oi!
136 00:07:48 Whereabouts you all from?
137 00:07:50 We don't have any change.
138 00:07:53 What, am I homeless or something?
139 00:07:58 鈾?Call me
140 00:08:00 鈾?Call me by my name
141 00:08:03 鈾?Or call me by my number
142 00:08:08 鈾?You put me through it
143 00:08:10 鈾?I'll still be doing it the way I do it
144 00:08:14 鈾?And yet, you try to make me forget
145 00:08:18 鈾?Who I really am
146 00:08:24 鈾?I am the one and only
147 00:08:28 鈾?...all this time
148 00:08:30 鈾?I've tried to walk with dignity... 鈾?/i>
149 00:08:33 Oh, my God!
150 00:08:35 Not like that! Give it here!
151 00:08:38 Oh, oh.
152 00:08:40 - I'm too thirsty. Hmm.- Tara.
153 00:08:44 I'm going to be sick.
154 00:08:46 Night one in the Big Brother house,Em is sick.
155 00:08:50 Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
156 00:08:53 Hold the microphone.
157 00:08:59 鈾?I am the one and only 鈾?/i>
158 00:09:03 Can we have three more shots, please?
159 00:09:08 I love you, Taz.
160 00:09:09 I love you, too.
161 00:09:14 Besties for life, yeah?
162 00:09:16 I've just been to the bar and got shots.
163 00:09:18 Check it out.
164 00:09:20 No, no, no.
165 00:09:22 Yes!
166 00:09:46 Oi, what happensif I fail every exam?
167 00:09:50 Fuck school!Let's all just find jobs together.
168 00:09:52 Oi.
169 00:09:54 You're fucking smart.
170 00:09:57 I'm actually going to fail.
171 00:09:58 Taz, even if you failed everything,
172 00:10:01 you could talk your way in.
173 00:10:04 - Tara!- I need a wee.
174 00:10:06 Chips are technically vegetables,aren't they?
175 00:10:10 Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
176 00:10:12 You already threw up.
177 00:10:20 Don't laugh at me!
178 00:10:26 Tara!
179 00:10:27 What happens if I go to this good school
180 00:10:29 and then no one even likes mewhen I get there?
181 00:10:31 Oh, Em, that's silly.Don't think like that.
182 00:10:34 No one likes you anyway.
183 00:10:36 Why do you thinkwe ended up with you?
184 00:10:40 - I'm joking.- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
185 00:10:44 It's, like, a win-win situation.
186 00:10:46 Either you failand you stay with us wasters,
187 00:10:49 - or...- I don't wanna fail!
188 00:10:51 Or you get in and then you're really rich
189 00:10:52 and you can bring uson holiday every year.
190 00:10:54 Vets aren't rich.
191 00:10:56 They don't have loadsand loads of money.
192 00:10:58 Yeah, but you're just, like,really smart. You always have been.
193 00:11:02 I can't even do a backflip.
194 00:11:05 Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
195 00:11:09 - I think...- I wanna do a backflip.
196 00:11:11 I think maybe I'll just do business,'cause everything is business now.
197 00:11:15 Every day, like, just all the time.
198 00:11:17 We got to gointo business together.
199 00:11:18 I heard that as well.
200 00:11:20 Oh, my God!These cheesy chips, man!
201 00:11:23 - What?- Ow!
202 00:11:27 Oi, I am actually going toopen my own restaurant
203 00:11:29 and just serve cheesy chips.
204 00:11:31 Oi, you can come and work for mewhile Em fucks off to finish school.
205 00:11:37 I'll come.I'll go every single day.
206 00:11:39 - I think...- I'll come three times.
207 00:11:41 - I think we should...- Breakfast and dinner.
208 00:11:43 I think we should go to bed now.
209 00:11:45 All I need to do to go to good school
210 00:11:48 is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
211 00:11:51 Em!
212 00:11:53 - Shut up! You're stressing me out.- Oi! The thing is, though...
213 00:11:58 - ...is that...- I'll hold it in that hand.
214 00:12:01 ...is that you two are actuallymy best mates.
215 00:12:05 - Gang, gang, gang.- Gang, gang, gang.
216 00:13:46 All right? I'm Paige.Nice to meet you, ladies.
217 00:13:49 - My name's Paddy.- Nice to meet you.
218 00:14:03 Whoo!
219 00:14:06 Oi, I thought you left me for deadwith this clown.
220 00:14:08 Oi!
221 00:14:09 You know, I love youse a lot,
222 00:14:11 but none of us are going to get laidif we just hang out with each other.
223 00:14:14 Last night was a disaster.
224 00:14:16 Come on, then.
225 00:14:21 Everyone in the entire hotelmust be having a shower right now.
226 00:14:24 Oi, Taz, you should wear this.You'd look so sexy in it.
227 00:14:27 Don't you think, Em?
228 00:14:30 I don't know,looks mad uncomfortable to me.
229 00:14:34 Skye, is this yours?
230 00:14:37 - Yeah, why?- Can I borrow it?
231 00:14:39 Do you knowwhat you're doing with it?
232 00:14:40 - Yeah, it's just...- Come on, I'll show you.
233 00:14:56 No my, my robotis actually sick, though.
234 00:15:00 Oh, my God!
235 00:15:02 You look insane! What the fuck?
236 00:15:05 Yeah, OK, I kinda get,you look incredible.
237 00:15:09 - Ah, she's ready to go out!- Whoo!
238 00:15:42 Yo!
239 00:15:44 Sexy!
240 00:15:48 Oi, smoke show!
241 00:15:54 I know you can hear me.I can see you smiling.
242 00:16:07 You lot going out later?
243 00:16:10 You should come round here for pres.
244 00:16:15 Yeah, I can ask the girls.
245 00:16:17 Fucking hell!Talk about selective hearing.
246 00:16:22 What's your name?
247 00:16:24 Tara.
248 00:16:26 That's a nice name, innit?
249 00:16:28 I'm Badger.
250 00:16:31 That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
251 00:16:34 It's my nickname.
252 00:16:37 Who's this?
253 00:16:40 Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
254 00:16:43 Room 341, yeah?
255 00:16:45 All right, easy, Tiger.
256 00:16:48 We only just met.
257 00:16:53 - Oi, no, what the fuck is that?- What?
258 00:16:56 Ohh...!
259 00:16:57 - Who's done that?- I did it.
260 00:16:58 They're fucking ridiculous,like two massive slugs on your face.
261 00:17:02 Wait, how olddo you think they are, though?
262 00:17:04 Oi, guys, remember your phoneand keys and money.
263 00:17:08 I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
264 00:17:11 Yeah, so, what are we going to say?We're, like, 18?
265 00:17:14 You guys just going to fall in loveand leave me to it again?
266 00:17:16 I think, like, 18,just finished college, yeah?
267 00:17:19 - Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.- Ha! You wish!
268 00:17:22 - All right, come on, Taz!- I think I'm doing a degree
269 00:17:24 to be the next Prime Minister.
270 00:17:27 Bro, if you can tell mewho the current Prime Minister is,
271 00:17:29 then I'll consideryou taking his job, yeah?
272 00:17:31 Go on.
273 00:17:33 All right, for fuck's sake,just come on! Shut up!
274 00:17:35 Does this actually look all right?
275 00:17:39 - Mad uncomfortable, innit?- Yeah.
276 00:17:41 You look fit as fuck, though!
277 00:17:43 - So do you, mate.- Quick.
278 00:17:46 - Taz, your phone, I said!- Yeah, give it, then.
279 00:17:49 - I need my bag.- Keys!
280 00:17:50 Taz, you have gotto sort those eyebrows out.
281 00:17:53 Paddy, your go.
282 00:17:55 Nah, it's Paige's go.
283 00:17:57 Never have I ever crashed a quadinto a parked car.
284 00:18:01 Badger this morningstill pissed out his head.
285 00:18:04 I'm usually a sick driver.
286 00:18:06 I fucking drive vans for a living.It's me job.
287 00:18:08 You don't crash them into parked carsat work, though, do you?
288 00:18:11 Never have I ever had a threesome.
289 00:18:24 - Get shots out.- Yeah, let's get some shots.
290 00:18:26 There's one.
291 00:18:31 - Cheers.- Cheers.
292 00:19:01 Spin, spin.Faster, faster, faster, go on.
293 00:19:04 Three, two, one...
294 00:19:06 Stop! Stop!
295 00:19:08 Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
296 00:19:11 - Go on, Em!- That is disgusting.
297 00:19:14 What you doing?
298 00:19:16 - No, no, no, no...- Yeah!
299 00:19:17 I saw that. That was cheating.
300 00:19:20 Do you know where the vet's are?'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
301 00:19:31 Never have I ever had sex.
302 00:19:34 Fucking hell!Come off it, we're not 12.
303 00:19:39 Never have I ever sleptwith two birds in one night.
304 00:19:43 I'm not drinking that'cause I'm a fucking saint.
305 00:19:47 - Oi.- Chill out.
306 00:19:48 What happens on holidaystays on holiday!
307 00:19:54 - What are you doing?- I was only joking, babe.
308 00:19:56 I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
309 00:19:58 Yeah, sure!
310 00:19:59 No one cares if you're a virgin,it's very chill.
311 00:20:01 So, why are you bringing it up, then?
312 00:20:05 'Cause it's funny.
313 00:20:08 It's not funny.
314 00:20:09 Skye, it's not funny.
315 00:20:12 Got a drink?
316 00:20:14 Paddy is fit, though!
317 00:20:17 You should try it with him.
318 00:20:19 Or I might.
319 00:20:20 Oh!
320 00:20:25 Oi!
321 00:20:38 Whoo!
322 00:20:45 Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
323 00:20:49 Top graft on these lot,they're about as cool as your sister.
324 00:20:52 Chill out, mush,we're on holiday!
325 00:20:54 What's the matter?
326 00:20:55 Did you hear?They're talking about us.
327 00:20:57 We need to, like,not let on our age at all.
328 00:20:59 - To them.- Yeah.
329 00:21:00 Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
330 00:21:03 Subtle!
331 00:21:06 Listen. Listen.
332 00:21:07 Do you think Paige is gay?
333 00:21:10 Are you joking?
334 00:21:12 - J... I don't know.- Are you joking?
335 00:21:14 - Are you telling a joke?- Let's hope she's gay.
336 00:21:16 Of course she's gay.
337 00:21:19 Oooh!
338 00:21:23 I saved that!
339 00:21:24 - Tipped it straight over.- Don't lie. That went right in.
340 00:21:27 - Fuck off!- That's cheating.
341 00:21:29 - Right, come on.- Look at you sat down.
342 00:21:32 - Come on.- No!
343 00:21:33 What the fuck!
344 00:21:35 Let's go.
345 00:21:45 Come on, get it down you.
346 00:21:47 Come on Badger.
347 00:21:52 Uh, ah, Malia!
348 00:22:19 Oi! Paddy! Move.
349 00:22:34 I'm in a bad way!
350 00:22:39 ...two, three!
351 00:22:43 Feeling any better?
352 00:22:45 No.
353 00:22:48 I think I can help.
354 00:22:49 Um...
355 00:22:51 So, I sold my hooverthe other day, yeah?
356 00:22:54 Yeah.
357 00:22:55 'Cause all it was doingwas collecting dust.
358 00:23:02 Think! I got more, I got more.
359 00:23:05 What is the differencebetween a plum and a rabbit?
360 00:23:12 I don't know.
361 00:23:15 One is purple, and one isn't...
362 00:23:17 - Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.- Oh!
363 00:23:20 I got it wrong.
364 00:23:22 No, no, no...
365 00:23:24 You're good.
366 00:23:26 I don't think you've gotanything else left, to be honest.
367 00:23:34 Why... Why do you never seepigs hiding in trees?
368 00:23:40 'Cause they're pretty good at it.
369 00:24:27 Oi, what's that?
370 00:24:30 Nah! Nah...!You little cheating bastard.
371 00:24:33 No, that's a classic one.I'm going, I'm going.
372 00:24:41 Shh...
373 00:24:55 Nah.
374 00:24:57 Bedtime.
375 00:25:27 Come on, girls.Up you get, you beautiful lot.
376 00:25:30 Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
377 00:25:32 Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
378 00:25:34 Let's go!
379 00:25:35 See you at gate in five!
380 00:25:38 No.
381 00:25:39 Surely, we have morethan five minutes, no?
382 00:25:41 Why are we doing this to ourselves?
383 00:25:43 No, if it's started,we got to get a move on.
384 00:25:46 We can be a bit late.
385 00:25:51 Oh, my God.
386 00:25:53 - Come on.- Look at the state of him.
387 00:26:01 See you in a bit, yeah?Come Badger.
388 00:26:06 I didn't bring any.
389 00:26:08 Oi! Put this on.
390 00:26:11 What did he just say?
391 00:26:13 He's so fit.
392 00:26:18 Everything hurts.
393 00:26:19 I think that with this...
394 00:26:23 - Skye, how does this work?- Underneath.
395 00:26:26 You need to cover your bits.
396 00:26:30 I swear to God,you guys need to get some life!
397 00:26:35 The only way through this for meis with another drink.
398 00:26:38 - No!- What's that called? Dog of hair?
399 00:26:41 - Dog of hair!- Hair of dog.
400 00:26:43 - That's a thing.- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
401 00:26:47 See? It's proper.
402 00:26:48 I'm not fucking dressing you.I'm not your mum.
403 00:26:50 - Thanks, mum.- Where's the hair straighteners?
404 00:26:52 No, wait, Skye,I need something else on with it.
405 00:26:55 - What? What?- It's see-through.
406 00:26:56 It's not that see-through!
407 00:26:58 In the water it will be.I thought this is a pool party.
408 00:27:01 Right come on orange!Come on, that's it.
409 00:27:04 Come on, girls!Let's get it down you!
410 00:27:07 Use those double-Ds!
411 00:27:09 How are they not choking on that?
412 00:27:14 That's it, girls!Double-Ds, babes!
413 00:27:17 We have a winner!Well done, babes.
414 00:27:19 Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
415 00:27:20 One more girl! Anyone!
416 00:27:23 - Taz! Taz!- No, Skye.
417 00:27:25 We've got one here! Taz!
418 00:27:29 In the green, yeah? Come on!
419 00:27:30 Come on, baby girl,you got this one, you got this!
420 00:27:33 One brave boy to play the game.
421 00:27:36 Hey, here we go.Look at him, he's eager.
422 00:27:39 - You all right, bruv? Ready?- Yeah. Yeah.
423 00:27:41 Right, up there you pop.Go on, son.
424 00:27:43 Go on, Taz. Whoo!
425 00:27:46 - Oh!- Hello, little flower.
426 00:27:48 How are you?
427 00:27:49 - You okay?- Yeah.
428 00:27:50 - Who've we got?- I'm Tara.
429 00:27:53 Hello, Tara!
430 00:27:54 You know what this kind of game is?
431 00:27:55 - I guess so.- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
432 00:27:58 All right, he's got a big fake willy,that looks like a beer,
433 00:28:01 and you're going to drink it.
434 00:28:03 Right, ready?
435 00:28:04 Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.Let's go, let's go, let's go!
436 00:28:08 That's it, that's it!Go on, get back in there!
437 00:28:12 That's it! Not in her eyes.
438 00:28:14 That's it. More, more, more, more.Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
439 00:28:17 Put your back into it, mate.That's it, that's it, that's it!
440 00:28:20 Keep going, keep going!
441 00:28:22 Get in there!That's it, that's it, that's it!
442 00:28:25 Come on, open your mouth more,Jesus Christ!
443 00:28:28 No boy's going to be happy with you!
444 00:28:30 Christ!
445 00:28:32 Tragic. I love you though.
446 00:28:33 Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
447 00:28:35 I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
448 00:28:37 - Come on, guys! All right!- Another one?
449 00:28:40 - That's enough.- That's enough.
450 00:28:41 Off, off! You lost.
451 00:28:43 You lost, girl!
452 00:28:45 You can cuddlein your own time.
453 00:28:47 - Right, we need another boy!- One more boy, please.
454 00:28:52 Come on!
455 00:28:55 You had a good time, yeah?
456 00:28:57 Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
457 00:29:00 If you've got a drink in your hands,down it!
458 00:29:03 Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
459 00:29:06 Beautiful, I like that.
460 00:29:09 Who else is fucked?
461 00:29:11 Where are you?
462 00:29:22 Wait, it's fine.
463 00:29:25 It's still fine. It still works.
464 00:29:32 No, no! Stop it!
465 00:29:35 Aah, get off me.
466 00:29:37 Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
467 00:29:43 I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
468 00:29:47 No, but a sexy clown.
469 00:29:50 Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
470 00:29:53 Nah, he's butters.
471 00:29:57 You can do much better.
472 00:30:01 Come on.
473 00:30:36 Taz!
474 00:31:01 Yes, Malia! Yes!
475 00:31:05 What you telling me, guys,you had a good night, yeah?
476 00:31:08 We're about to get you lotso fucking horny.
477 00:31:11 So fucking ready!
478 00:31:13 Let's have it.
479 00:31:14 Let's fucking have it Malia!Come one guys.
480 00:31:16 Sorry, I just stepped on you.
481 00:31:18 We're drunk.We're fucking drunk.
482 00:31:19 OK, we're going to play a game.We're going to play a last game.
483 00:31:22 Final game of the night, yeah?
484 00:31:23 - It's a mad one.- It's a big one.
485 00:31:25 You got to give it your all, okay?What do we need?
486 00:31:26 - You going to do it?- If you do it with me.
487 00:31:28 Yeah, OK.
488 00:31:31 OK, let's do this...
489 00:31:34 Come on.
490 00:31:35 One more, right?
491 00:31:36 Final!It's the fucking final, guys.
492 00:31:39 Get your game faces on.Stretch it out! Ready?
493 00:31:42 We need two boysup on this stage now.
494 00:31:44 Get me two boys!
495 00:31:45 - Who've we got? Hands up!- So many hands!
496 00:31:48 I can't hear you.
497 00:31:50 Who's wants it?
498 00:31:51 Oi, oi, look who it is.
499 00:31:53 Yes, let's have our loser fromearlier back, come on, in the blue.
500 00:31:56 Let's get you up.Prove yourself this time.
501 00:31:59 Let's go!
502 00:32:04 Yeah!
503 00:32:06 - Who we got here?- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
504 00:32:08 Badger.
505 00:32:10 Badger!
506 00:32:12 Over here we got Badger!
507 00:32:15 Badger! Badger! Badger!
508 00:32:18 What's your name, boy?
509 00:32:20 My name's Tomand I'm from fucking London!
510 00:32:21 Tom from fucking London, yeah!
511 00:32:23 We love a Londoner!
512 00:32:27 Oi! Now, listen up,the game we are playing
513 00:32:30 is these two lovely boys have gotto get fucking hard, all right?
514 00:32:36 - We need some girls!- We need some fucking girls.
515 00:32:45 - Come on...- Oh, no.
516 00:32:47 Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
517 00:32:50 Three girls over here.That's it, over here! That's it.
518 00:32:53 That is amazing technique.How are you not hard?
519 00:32:57 Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
520 00:33:00 Come on, Badger,go to your happy place, mate.
521 00:33:02 Go on, girls! That's it!
522 00:33:05 That's it! Oh, my God!
523 00:33:07 Yeah! My fucking boy!
524 00:33:13 Let's go, darling.Go on, deep-throat him.
525 00:33:15 Yes! Yes!
526 00:33:17 What are we saying?What are we fucking saying?
527 00:33:21 Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!Badger is hard!
528 00:33:38 Oh.
529 00:34:02 Skye?
530 00:34:04 Yeah.
531 00:34:06 Is that bed free yet?
532 00:34:15 Yeah, mate.
533 00:34:17 Go on.
534 00:34:18 And take the pan with you, innit?
535 00:34:23 Oh fuck!
536 00:34:26 Thanks.
537 00:34:37 Yo!
538 00:34:38 You've got a big smirk on your face.Have you got something to tell us?
539 00:34:41 Go on!
540 00:34:42 Go on, get in there!He just got a second.
541 00:34:45 Shh!
542 00:34:47 Please, Badger.
543 00:34:48 I wondered when youse lot would surface.
544 00:34:51 Morning.
545 00:34:55 Not feeling too good, lass?
546 00:34:58 Get some brekkie down ya,round two starting soon.
547 00:35:02 Fucking hell, you're really infor the worst, aren't you?
548 00:35:04 I thought you southern fairies knewhow to party, you fucking jokers.
549 00:35:08 Don't feel very jokes right now.
550 00:35:21 Gorgeous, pet!
551 00:35:27 Fuck!
552 00:35:29 Why so early?
553 00:35:32 I don't remember anything at all.
554 00:35:36 Is Taz at theirs?
555 00:35:39 Must be.
556 00:35:44 Hm.
557 00:35:53 Eating's cheating, babe.
558 00:35:58 Oh, my God, please stop.
559 00:35:59 You're going to make me sick again.
560 00:36:02 What, you want some?
561 00:36:07 Oi, do us a favourand wake Tara up.
562 00:36:09 Me and her have gotsome unfinished business.
563 00:36:11 We all know how you finishyour business now, Badger.
564 00:36:15 You lot up for pool?
565 00:36:18 - Yeah.- Em?
566 00:36:20 - Yeah.- Worst bit is, yeah,
567 00:36:22 I've got no memory of it.
568 00:36:24 Probably the greatest thing to everhappen to me in my whole entire life.
569 00:36:27 No memory.
570 00:36:29 That was the best thing?
571 00:36:31 Hopefully,them girls feel the same.
572 00:36:33 Yeah, I hopethey don't remember it either.
573 00:36:36 Your life sounds proper shit.
574 00:36:39 Rinsed.
575 00:36:40 Oi! Last nightwere crazy, you know?
576 00:36:42 Taz, come out here! Mush!
577 00:36:44 Stop screaming, you lunatic.
578 00:36:47 Well, if you won't get herout here...
579 00:36:50 She's with you, no?
580 00:36:52 Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
581 00:36:53 No, why would she be here?
582 00:36:56 Well, she came back with you.
583 00:36:58 She not at yours?
584 00:37:01 He's joking about.Just bring her out.
585 00:37:04 On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
586 00:37:11 Check your phone.
587 00:37:13 She would've said something.
588 00:37:16 This is typical Tara behaviour.
589 00:37:20 She's always on one.
590 00:37:25 See, last seen in the apartment, now.
591 00:37:33 Damn!
592 00:37:35 I guess girl got laid.
593 00:37:41 What she doingleaving her phone here?
594 00:37:45 - Why are you being weird?- I'm not.
595 00:37:50 - Oi, just look proper, yeah?- Yeah, check.
596 00:37:53 Mate, I'd know if she came here.
597 00:37:55 She's definitely still on it.
598 00:38:07 I don't like it.
599 00:38:09 Just chill out.
600 00:38:12 It's nothing major, is it?Just fucking stop panicking.
601 00:38:16 Should have moved quicker, bro.
602 00:38:18 Don't you get jealous, you.It doesn't suit you.
603 00:38:24 What are you trying to get at?
604 00:38:30 Where is she, then?
605 00:38:32 - You chat shit.- I don't know.
606 00:38:35 I can't just sit here.I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
607 00:38:45 See you down the pool, yeah?
608 00:38:47 Come on, boys, let's go.
609 00:38:49 Badger, you coming?
610 00:38:58 Oi!
611 00:39:08 Do you want to come and chill here?
612 00:39:38 I'm so proud of Tara, man.
613 00:39:43 Proud?
614 00:39:48 I bet she's finally...
615 00:39:55 She's wanted to for so long.
616 00:40:00 What are you on about?
617 00:40:07 She's a massive virgin, mate.
618 00:40:23 Do you think she's all right?
619 00:40:27 Mate, she's havingthe time of her life.
620 00:40:37 Are you jealous?
621 00:40:40 No, it's...it's not that, it's just...
622 00:40:47 Well, we could go looking for her.
623 00:40:51 Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
624 00:41:13 Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
625 00:41:18 Let's go darling!
626 00:41:19 Go on, deep throat him.
627 00:41:21 Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
628 00:41:25 Hi darling.
629 00:41:48 All right, you?
630 00:41:49 - Paddy!- What are you doing?
631 00:41:51 Um... not going home.
632 00:41:54 Is it past your bedtime already?
633 00:41:57 Where's everyone else?
634 00:41:59 Still going, I think.
635 00:42:01 Yeah? Oh, come on,you can't go to bed.
636 00:42:03 Me and you are alwayslast ones standing.
637 00:42:06 You're not going leave meon my own, are you?
638 00:42:11 We go to beach?
639 00:42:14 Come on! I know you want to.
640 00:42:18 Come on!
641 00:42:26 - Sit there.- Here?
642 00:42:33 You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
643 00:42:35 - No.- Why?
644 00:42:38 I don't know.
645 00:42:43 Don't you think it's mad how, like,
646 00:42:46 sand just gets everywhere?
647 00:42:48 No, we're on a beach.
648 00:42:51 What are you on about?
649 00:42:53 Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
650 00:43:05 I've not noticed it before,but you're proper beautiful, you know?
651 00:43:15 Some kind of complimentin there somewhere.
652 00:43:21 You're into our lad, though,aren't you?
653 00:43:29 So, what are you into, then?
654 00:43:35 Hmm...
655 00:43:37 Pasta and cheesy chips.
656 00:43:42 You're fucking jokes, you!
657 00:43:53 Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
658 00:43:55 - No.- Why?
659 00:43:57 - 'Cause it's so cold.- Come on! Come on!
660 00:43:59 Paddy, no! No!
661 00:44:01 Paddy, no! I don't want to!Put me down!
662 00:44:03 Paddy! No!
663 00:44:06 No! Put me down!
664 00:44:10 - It's all right once you're in it!- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
665 00:44:13 It's fucking freezing!
666 00:44:14 Come here.
667 00:44:17 Come here.
668 00:44:22 You're going to lose all your teeth.
669 00:44:26 Come here.
670 00:44:31 What you laughing at?
671 00:44:35 Paddy, stop!
672 00:44:37 - What?- Stop.
673 00:44:39 All right, I won't touch you.
674 00:44:51 No!
675 00:44:54 - Come here.- What?
676 00:44:55 I'm cold!
677 00:44:59 I think it's a bit unfair how it don'twork both ways, though, really.
678 00:45:02 I'm cold.
679 00:45:07 Come on, then.
680 00:45:22 Weren't me, boss!
681 00:45:24 What?
682 00:45:26 I can't help it when it's wigglingin front of me like that, can I?
683 00:45:30 What are you so uptight for?
684 00:45:32 I'm not.
685 00:45:34 I thought you were the fun one.
686 00:45:36 - Are you cold?- Yes.
687 00:45:39 Come on.
688 00:45:42 Wet clothes make you colder.
689 00:45:57 Chill out, it's not likeI'm asking you to marry me, is it?
690 00:46:01 What do you mean,this isn't the wedding?
691 00:46:16 Yeah?
692 00:46:26 Yeah?
693 00:46:31 Yeah.
694 00:48:34 What's your name?
695 00:48:36 Tara.
696 00:48:38 What's yours?
697 00:48:40 I'm Fi.
698 00:48:42 - Oi, you lot, this is Tara.- Tara!
699 00:49:03 Are you okay?
700 00:49:06 Yeah, sorry.
701 00:49:08 Where's your mates at?
702 00:49:11 Um.
703 00:49:12 We got split up.
704 00:50:11 Do you want to come back?
705 00:50:13 Yeah? Come on.
706 00:50:15 Right, oi, wait! Hold!One, two... right!
707 00:50:18 Move!
708 00:50:21 Let's go. Party back at our place!
709 00:50:29 Tara! Tara! Tara!
710 00:50:35 Three, two, one!
711 00:50:41 That was stunning!
712 00:50:49 You can sleep on the sofa,I can go in with Josh.
713 00:50:51 No, no, no.
714 00:50:53 I'm just going to have a quick nap,
715 00:50:55 and then, then I'll be fine.
716 00:50:57 - That's not happening.- It's fine.
717 00:50:59 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
718 00:51:00 So, like, are you and Joshtogether, like?
719 00:51:04 No, no, no, no, we're, like,we're, like, basically family.
720 00:51:08 - No, right, come on, seriously, in!- No!
721 00:51:12 - Yes!- This is comfy!
722 00:51:13 Well, at least just stay inside.Everyone's, like, proper sound.
723 00:51:16 No, I know, everyone is so nice,but I'm... this is good for me.
724 00:51:21 All right, fine. Okay, but you knowwhere we are if you need us.
725 00:51:24 Thank you.
726 00:51:25 - Night!- Good night.
727 00:53:13 Guess who's back!
728 00:53:15 Hey!
729 00:53:16 - Tara!- I fucking told you lot.
730 00:53:20 Snap!
731 00:53:22 Right, right, right.That's one that you've won.
732 00:53:24 Yeah, alright...
733 00:53:25 You must have...
734 00:53:28 Snap!
735 00:53:31 Come on, details!
736 00:53:33 You were going to say?
737 00:53:34 It was a sick night.
738 00:53:58 So, did you and Paige...?
739 00:54:01 No, we were going tothis afternoon, but...
740 00:54:04 I don't know, I think...
741 00:54:05 I think she's kind of nervous,you know?
742 00:54:09 Don't change the subject.
743 00:54:11 Where've you been?
744 00:54:13 You know, I was really freaking out.
745 00:54:16 And, what,you left your phone here, too.
746 00:54:21 Taz.
747 00:54:25 I, I slept with Paddy.
748 00:54:32 No fucking way!
749 00:54:37 When? How did that happen?
750 00:54:41 On the beach.
751 00:54:43 Oh, on the beach!
752 00:54:47 Sounds really romantic.
753 00:54:50 No.
754 00:54:51 Was it good?
755 00:54:53 Um...
756 00:54:58 And then I metthese absolute legends in a club,
757 00:55:02 danced for hours,and then went back to their villa.
758 00:55:06 And it was really mental,but they were really cool, so...
759 00:55:10 I was there all night.
760 00:55:11 So, what did I miss?
761 00:55:13 Who was it?
762 00:55:17 Oh, you're proper sneaky,you know?
763 00:55:21 All of this,we got to stick together,
764 00:55:22 have each other's back,blah-blah-blah.
765 00:55:24 Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
766 00:55:27 Who was it?
767 00:55:30 Paddy.
768 00:55:32 Oh my God!
769 00:55:36 Holiday romance brewing!
770 00:55:39 No.
771 00:55:40 Don't you think it's weird thathe hasn't said anything to youse?
772 00:55:43 No.
773 00:55:46 I mean,it'll defo happen again, won't it?
774 00:55:49 Hey, come on.Let's get back into it.
775 00:55:52 There's much to be celebrating,ain't there?
776 00:55:57 Get some more shots in!You run out of shots?
777 00:56:00 - All right, shots!- Yeah, shots, shots!
778 00:56:02 To Taz, the fucking legend!
779 00:56:05 Yes!
780 00:56:06 Round four, let's go!
781 00:56:12 - Thank you.- Ugh!
782 00:56:13 Mm!
783 00:56:18 - You all right?- Yeah.
784 00:56:22 Right! I'll see you lot later.White Party.
785 00:56:25 - We'll have pres here.- Yeah.
786 00:56:38 Last night was very jokes.
787 00:56:55 Oi, Taz.
788 00:56:57 Do you think you're going to sleepwith Paddy again tonight?
789 00:57:01 Mm, no.
790 00:57:15 Guys, Mum's just text.
791 00:57:17 The results,apparently they've got them.
792 00:57:21 Oh my God.
793 00:57:26 - I don't think I can look.- I'm going to shower.
794 00:57:29 You not going to look?
795 00:57:31 No, I know that I fucked it.
796 00:57:35 Yeah, me too.
797 00:57:39 She said I did it.
798 00:57:40 Oh my God, yes mate,I knew you'd smash it!
799 00:57:48 MUMINCOMING CALL
800 00:57:53 Look, you can always retake, okay?
801 00:57:57 Just don't worry about it for now.Just have a good time,
802 00:58:00 and we'll talk about itwhen you're home, okay?
803 00:58:03 We love you.
804 00:58:33 Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
805 00:58:36 Yes, you are, bitch!
806 00:59:02 - Taz, get the door.- Taz, go get the door.
807 00:59:05 - I've only got one eyelash on.- Police! Open up!
808 00:59:07 Ah! We got you there!
809 00:59:10 Yo, we met these down at t' pool.Hope you don't mind.
810 00:59:13 No, the more the merrier.Do youse want a drink?
811 00:59:18 - A shot? Well how many you got?- Yeah.
812 00:59:21 - Wait, what's your name?- I'm Gemma.
813 00:59:23 - Gemma.- Leah.
814 00:59:26 Gemma, Leah,I'm Skye, this is Em.
815 00:59:30 - Tara.- Em, send me a cup!
816 00:59:33 - Catch.- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
817 00:59:36 I know what a Libra looks like
818 00:59:38 Where's them balloons then?
819 00:59:40 Yeah, come on,let's go out for a fag.
820 00:59:41 It's too warm in here.
821 00:59:46 - Oh.- Take one of them.
822 00:59:48 And you. Oi.
823 00:59:50 Taz.
824 00:59:52 You good?
825 00:59:59 Imagine, yeah,this genius got ten As!
826 01:00:04 Let's get fucked up!
827 01:00:07 Oi, shut up!You did so fucking well.
828 01:00:11 - So well!- Wait, you looked?
829 01:00:14 Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
830 01:00:16 I thought you saidyou weren't going to check results.
831 01:00:19 She might even be ableto come with me next year.
832 01:00:26 Don't be sad, Taz.
833 01:00:28 Whatever you do,you're going to be great.
834 01:00:30 When are we going?
835 01:00:32 - Are we going soon?- Come on, Taz.
836 01:00:37 Oh, it's going be so fun.
837 01:00:39 White Party!
838 01:00:52 We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.She's already looking fucked.
839 01:00:55 We're not going to babysit her, though.
840 01:00:58 Like, it's results night,she's worked for it.
841 01:01:01 Pretty sure you don't need ten Asto open a restaurant anyway.
842 01:01:05 I'll get you on front desk.
843 01:01:07 What restaurant have you been towhat has a front desk?
844 01:01:10 Two coats? Any bags?Yeah, that's four pounds!
845 01:01:12 That's not front desk,that's a cloakroom!
846 01:01:15 I'm not going to be workingon a cloakroom.
847 01:01:18 Yeah, I'm not sure you've gotmuch choice at this point.
848 01:01:26 Nah, come on.
849 01:01:28 I'm joking.
850 01:01:32 I would be kinda jokesin a cloakroom, though.
851 01:01:40 So what, is Paddy good, then?
852 01:01:46 Yeah, I guess.
853 01:01:48 Like, he knewwhat he was doing, innit?
854 01:01:53 Yeah, he looks like it.
855 01:01:57 Did he, like...
856 01:02:00 pick you up and throw youabout and that?
857 01:02:03 Kind of.
858 01:02:06 Like, he's strong.
859 01:02:11 Then you should deffo gofor round two with him.
860 01:02:25 - That's yours.- Thanks.
861 01:02:27 All right, you two,save it for the bedroom.
862 01:02:32 You all right?
863 01:02:34 Yeah, you all right?
864 01:02:39 Sorry about last night.I was trashed.
865 01:02:43 What do you mean?
866 01:02:49 It's fine.
867 01:03:16 Fuck...
868 01:03:20 Fucking, yeah...
869 01:03:32 It's giving me a migraine.
870 01:03:34 Come on then, let's have a shot.
871 01:03:36 No, I don't want vodka,I just want a shot. Go on.
872 01:05:42 Oi oi!
873 01:05:44 Where the fuckhave you been all night?
874 01:05:51 We're going skinny dipping.
875 01:05:56 At the hotel?
876 01:05:57 No, at the beach.
877 01:06:00 I'm good.
878 01:06:02 Come on! It's your last night here.Stop being a little weirdo.
879 01:06:06 I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
880 01:06:09 It's just fucking sand!
881 01:06:13 I'm all right.
882 01:06:16 Stop being a freak, Taz.
883 01:06:20 Okay.
884 01:06:22 Tara come on, I'm only joking.
885 01:06:29 Oi, come Badger.
886 01:06:31 No. I'd better walk her back.
887 01:06:35 Fuck!
888 01:06:45 Oh ho!
889 01:06:48 What you doing, bro?
890 01:06:50 Going down t' beach?Everyone's there.
891 01:06:51 Yeah, of course.
892 01:06:55 Come on. Paddy's coming.
893 01:06:59 She loves it on t' beach, her.
894 01:07:04 Come.
895 01:07:10 I'll come and find you later on.
896 01:07:45 Do you want a drink?
897 01:07:56 Cuppa?
898 01:08:01 Yeah, sure.
899 01:08:05 What would you rather be,a baby goat or a mata baby?
900 01:08:10 What's a mata baby?
901 01:08:13 I don't know baby,what's the matter with you?
902 01:08:24 Do you want any sugar?
903 01:08:27 Uh-huh.
904 01:11:12 - Party! Party! Party!- Taz! Taz!
905 01:11:15 Where were you?We missed you, mate.
906 01:11:18 - Come on, gorgeous!- Party! Party! Party! Party!
907 01:11:23 - What time is it?- We didn't come here to sleep.
908 01:11:26 We bought you a present.
909 01:11:28 - Got a dead weight!- Sort her out.
910 01:11:30 Wake up, you lazybones.
911 01:11:33 - You're not even asleep.- Come on!
912 01:11:36 - What's the matter with you?- Party! Party! Party!
913 01:11:38 - Oi, Badger, where's the fags?- Get up! Stop being lazy.
914 01:11:48 Hi.
915 01:11:55 Hi.
916 01:11:58 I just want to say...
917 01:12:01 last night were amazing.
918 01:12:12 I'm asleep.
919 01:12:15 I just came to say hi.
920 01:12:19 Hi.
921 01:12:28 What are you doing?
922 01:12:29 Sleeping here.
923 01:12:44 Did you not like it?
924 01:12:52 Yo, I've got a drinkfor you here, bro.
925 01:12:55 I'm all right, me, bro.
926 01:12:57 I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,I'm pretty tired.
927 01:13:03 I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
928 01:13:22 What are you wearing?
929 01:13:28 Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
930 01:13:46 Everyone's here, Paddy,and I'm asleep.
931 01:13:48 All right, all right.
932 01:13:52 Taz?
933 01:13:56 Tara?
934 01:13:58 Yeah, Em?
935 01:14:01 Love you.
936 01:14:04 I love you, too, mate.
937 01:14:08 You all right?
938 01:14:10 Yeah.
939 01:14:12 I am,
940 01:14:14 but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
941 01:14:17 I think I'm really going tomiss you next year.
942 01:14:20 Are we still going to hang out?
943 01:14:23 Yeah, mate, we will.
944 01:14:25 We'll be best friends for life.
945 01:14:29 Hm.
946 01:14:53 Don't move. Let me do it.
947 01:15:00 Am I too fast?
948 01:15:02 You like it fast, don't you?
949 01:15:04 My neck is killing me...
950 01:15:06 Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
951 01:15:11 That floor is fucking rough,mate, my neck's fucked.
952 01:15:24 Told you you would.
953 01:15:28 I love you, mate.
954 01:15:33 Best holiday ever.
955 01:16:34 Probably won't go out tonight.
956 01:16:40 Went a bit hard, innit?
957 01:16:56 You can't pretend you can't hear me.
958 01:16:59 I made it onto your balcony now.
959 01:17:02 Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
960 01:17:08 Wake up legends!
961 01:17:10 Mission complete! On t' next one!
962 01:17:13 Round...
963 01:17:15 Fucking what round is it?
964 01:17:17 Morning, gorgeous. All right?
965 01:17:25 What you saying?
966 01:17:27 Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
967 01:17:34 Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
968 01:17:51 He's a nightmare of a guy.
969 01:17:55 Mm...
970 01:18:06 I've known him since I were little.
971 01:18:09 His mum and my mum,they're best mates.
972 01:18:20 And we live on the same street.
973 01:18:24 That's nice.
974 01:18:50 See you back home.
975 01:18:51 Yeah, we'll come down.It'll be well jokes.
976 01:18:54 Yeah, or we'll come up.
977 01:18:55 See how you northern lot do it.
978 01:18:57 Anyway, we're allcoming back next year.
979 01:18:59 Same time, same place, no excuses.
980 01:19:01 Yeah, no excuses.
981 01:19:03 No early bedtimes either, Taz.
982 01:19:04 Call her, then, innit.
983 01:19:06 Make sure you text mewhen you get home.
984 01:19:07 You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
985 01:19:09 See you later.
986 01:19:14 - Bye.- See ya.
987 01:19:16 See you gorgeous!
988 01:21:22 Uh, I'm going to getsome munch from here.
989 01:21:25 What do youse want?
990 01:21:27 - Chips if they have them.- Yeah, chips also.
991 01:21:30 Banging.
992 01:21:35 Give us all the details then.
993 01:21:37 There's not really anything to add to it.
994 01:21:44 I reckon we'll come back next year.
995 01:21:52 Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
996 01:22:00 I swear!
997 01:22:03 Oh, was it betterthe second time, yeah?
998 01:22:12 Why are you being sheepish?
999 01:22:14 Come on, give us the details.
1000 01:22:16 No.
1001 01:22:18 It didn't count.It weren't really proper.
1002 01:22:20 - How can it not be proper?- Here.
1003 01:22:25 What are you pair saying?
1004 01:22:26 Just saying about last night.
1005 01:22:28 Taz is saying it didn't count.
1006 01:22:32 He's fit.
1007 01:22:34 In my opinion, anyway.
1008 01:22:36 I would have.
1009 01:22:39 Yeah, he is fit.
1010 01:22:41 Who'd have thoughtyou two would get laid the most?
1011 01:22:47 Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
1012 01:22:50 a weird guy, innit?
1013 01:22:52 What do you mean,he's a weird guy?
1014 01:22:53 Forget him!
1015 01:22:56 We're going outas soon as we get home, yeah?
1016 01:22:59 We got local man to get on, now!
1017 01:23:01 Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
1018 01:23:03 You can do so much better.
1019 01:23:14 Taz?
1020 01:23:21 I like, I was...
1021 01:23:25 asleep, so...
1022 01:23:33 Are you saying...?
1023 01:23:38 What, Taz, was he like thatwith you both nights?
1024 01:23:52 It's fine.
1025 01:23:58 You should've said something, like.
1026 01:24:00 I didn't clock, I...
1027 01:24:05 Taz...
1028 01:24:07 No, you're right, I should've,I should've said something.
1029 01:24:12 It's fine.
1030 01:24:18 No, it's not.
1031 01:24:20 We should buy stuff here.It's much cheaper.
1032 01:24:23 I didn't even get a tattooor anything on this holiday.
1033 01:24:27 You were busy.
1034 01:24:32 Oi, smell that.
1035 01:24:35 - It's banging, that.- Mm.
1036 01:24:37 - ...to London, Luton.- Yeah.
1037 01:24:39 Fuck! You guys knowthis is our plane boarding, innit?
1038 01:24:42 Come on!
1039 01:24:43 ...the gate will be closingin five minutes. Final call...
1040 01:24:46 Go! Go! Go! Go...
1041 01:25:03 We got this.
