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1 00:01:06 And now let's welcomeour hometown hero,
2 00:01:09 the next Governor of Washington,Al Donnelly.
3 00:01:18 Attention, Buckley residents,voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly.
4 00:01:22 He's the best man for the job.You can count on Al, that's for sure.
5 00:01:27 Hey, folks,if you're wondering who to vote for,
6 00:01:29 Al Donnelly's the man for the job.
7 00:01:35 Time to go home now, little doggies.Nothing for you in this truck. No food.
8 00:01:41 Dogs, I want you to go home.Get off my bumper.
9 00:01:46 Come on. Jesus.
10 00:01:53 God.
11 00:01:57 Oh, my God.
12 00:02:03 What is it with you dogs?
13 00:02:05 You think this truckis in heat or something?
14 00:02:08 Get out of here.
15 00:02:12 You know, if I got the same welcomeeverywhere I went
16 00:02:15 that I get right here in my hometown,my candidacy would be a lock.
17 00:02:32 With your help, we will make itall the way to the Capitol!
18 00:02:41 -Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!-Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!
19 00:02:51 -Did you do this?-No, no, no, did you?
20 00:03:11 Oh, my God.
21 00:03:22 Oh, my God.
22 00:03:45 There is a God.
23 00:03:49 Tell me that is not your brother.
24 00:03:52 What the hell is a marquee doing here?It's crazy.
25 00:04:00 Al, I'm so sorry, man.I don't know what happened.
26 00:04:03 Mike, forget about it.
27 00:04:04 What'd you think,it was a drive-in movie?
28 00:04:10 I could get some time offfrom the Rec Center.
29 00:04:12 They said it was no problem when I saidI was gonna help with the campaign.
30 00:04:15 So I was thinking maybe I could goon the road with you and help out, or...
31 00:04:20 Look, Mike, Mike, I know you'rebehind me in this 100%,
32 00:04:22 but I kind of needsome different help from you.
33 00:04:25 Man, whatever you want, you know that.The fighting Donnellys stick together.
34 00:04:29 That's right. All right. Listen, I've gota lot of good people in my corner.
35 00:04:32 They're smart people,and they want what we want.
36 00:04:35 And we're gonna get there,it's just gonna take some finesse.
37 00:04:39 I'll do anything.You just name it and I'll get started.
38 00:04:42 All right.And there's a lot to be done right here.
39 00:04:44 -I mean, like phone canvassing.-Right.
40 00:04:46 Stuff like this. Just stay putand I'll get you the details, all right?
41 00:04:50 -We're gonna do it, little brother?-Yeah.
42 00:04:51 All right.
43 00:04:54 -Come on. Let's go.-All the way, Governor.
44 00:05:07 Dock workers union. Come on.
45 00:05:09 Let me make myself clear.My brother is a priority.
46 00:05:13 Now let's just find someonein the organization.
47 00:05:16 Just as long as he or she is reliableand helps Mike make a contribution.
48 00:05:20 So just find someoneand give them the assignment now.
49 00:05:25 -Fine.-Excuse me,
50 00:05:27 Mr. About to beGovernor-Elect Donnelly.
51 00:05:29 This assignmentyou were just describing.
52 00:05:31 If someone were to volunteer for this gigand did the job well,
53 00:05:34 would he or she possibly earn a staffposition in your new administration?
54 00:05:38 Steve, not now.
55 00:05:40 Hey.Yes, he or she most certainly would.
56 00:05:49 Then I am your man.
57 00:05:55 Hi, there. This is Mike Donnelly, I workover here at the Recreational Center.
58 00:05:59 To be honest with you,I pretty much run the place.
59 00:06:02 Is this Pat Giles? Good, good.
60 00:06:06 Hey, hope everything's going greatin your fine town of Avery... Atwood.
61 00:06:13 Say, the reason I'm callingis I wanted to tell you a little bit
62 00:06:15 about the candidacy of Al Donnelly.Al Donnelly is a guy with a dream.
63 00:06:19 His dream is to become governorof this great state of Washington.
64 00:06:22 Hell, every guy's got his dream,am I right?
65 00:06:25 Between you, me and the wall,I had a doozy myself last night.
66 00:06:29 Get this, a corn-fed harvest mouse,a hooker, a nun,
67 00:06:32 a Flemish peasant womanwhips, chains, whistles, yo-yos,
68 00:06:37 a circus midget,
69 00:06:38 my grandmother riding by on a bicyclegiving me the finger, and a duck.
70 00:06:42 I don't know... Are you crying?
71 00:06:46 My lord. I am sorry.Honey, please don't...
72 00:06:50 Could you get your daddy on the phone?No, don't hang up. Please.
73 00:07:01 All right, I want a 32 belly optionon two, on two.
74 00:07:04 Ready? Break.
75 00:07:10 Hut one. Hut two. Let's do it.
76 00:07:21 Yes!
77 00:07:23 Yeah. Hey, little girls.I'm gonna buy my mamma a new house.
78 00:07:33 -This sucks. These teams aren't fair.-What's the matter, Sullivan?
79 00:07:37 You mad 'cause you found outthe new kid got an arm?
80 00:07:40 -Suckers take the walk.-Screw this. I quit.
81 00:07:45 Fine then. Here's to the winners.
82 00:07:47 Yeah. Kemp, fake head butt.DeSalvo, fake head butt.
83 00:07:51 New kid, fake head butt.You broke my nose!
84 00:07:57 There's so much blood.
85 00:07:58 Mr. Donnelly, I swear,I did not mean to do it. Please.
86 00:08:02 Ketchup packet.
87 00:08:04 Come on, guys, this is weird.Let's go play some kickball.
88 00:08:07 Yeah, come on, man.
89 00:08:11 Forget those guys.
90 00:08:14 What's your name?
91 00:08:15 -Scott Colleary.-Colleary?
92 00:08:18 -You got a hell of an arm, Colleary.-Thanks.
93 00:08:21 Yeah.
94 00:08:23 -Don't worry about those guys.-Yeah, they don't like me too much.
95 00:08:26 -Is your mom picking you up?-My mom and dad got a divorce.
96 00:08:29 I have to live with my grandma now.
97 00:08:38 Come on. Label your streetslike the rest of the country.
98 00:08:48 Buddy, are you okay?
99 00:08:49 I'm not that far from dragging you outof the car and beating you into dust.
100 00:08:53 You should work up to that.Kind of leaves you nowhere to go.
101 00:08:58 I can go to your mama'sand start a small fire in her panties.
102 00:09:02 Now, are you readyto get out of the car?
103 00:09:06 -No, sir.-Come on, come on.
104 00:09:07 You know what?That was my fault, and I'm really sorry.
105 00:09:10 Here, I got something for you.It's kind of a souvenir. Here it is.
106 00:09:15 Goodbye.
107 00:09:24 Shit. I don't believe this.
108 00:09:27 Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy.
109 00:09:41 Hey!
110 00:09:45 -That's my grandma, Mrs. Oneacre.-Hi, ma'am.
111 00:09:50 Bet you madesome nice friends today, huh?
112 00:09:53 See you.
113 00:09:58 Scott.
114 00:09:59 God gave you a hell of a throwing arm,
115 00:10:02 and I'll be damnedif I'll let that go to waste.
116 00:10:04 I want you out on the football field,you and me, every day,
117 00:10:06 -working on your game. How's that?-Sure.
118 00:10:09 Nice to meet you, ma'am.
119 00:10:28 -Hey, Mikey.-Hey, Robbie.
120 00:10:30 I spoke to Anderson at the theater,he wants me to lock you up.
121 00:10:35 I bet your brother'srighteously pissed, huh?
122 00:10:37 No, he was pretty cool as usual.
123 00:10:40 I wanna show you something.Come here, check this out.
124 00:10:42 In fact, I'm gonna be workingwith one of his top guys.
125 00:10:50 Nitrous Oxide boosters.This thing must haul major ass.
126 00:10:54 You could say that.
127 00:11:03 Great.
128 00:11:05 Damn it.
129 00:11:08 Get out of my way, buddy.
130 00:11:10 You know what, lady?I got something for you.
131 00:11:11 -A souvenir for you here.-Yes?
132 00:11:16 Never mind. Forget it.
133 00:11:17 Well, what are you doing?Playing pocket pool there, son?
134 00:11:22 -Excuse me.-Hey, you got a little chubby going there.
135 00:11:25 Dream on, you little fart.
136 00:11:43 Please don't be Mike Donnelly.
137 00:11:46 -Hi.-Hey.
138 00:11:48 I'm Steve Dodds,one of your brother's advisors.
139 00:11:50 -His top advisor, actually.-Wow. It's great to meet you.
140 00:11:54 Nice to... Nice to see you.
141 00:11:58 Al, your brother, told meto drop everything, come down here,
142 00:12:01 kind of get you organizedfor the final push for the big election.
143 00:12:04 Well, let's get to it. Team Donnellygonna kick a little Tracy butt.
144 00:12:10 What I thought is, we'd startwith the supermarket down here
145 00:12:13 and canvass that area first.
146 00:12:16 -I...-Yeah, no, no, no, trust me on this one,
147 00:12:18 -it's a good idea.-But...
148 00:12:20 Listen, I'm running this show.
149 00:12:22 You've gotta take my advice.I know what I'm doing.
150 00:12:26 -Do you have to go to the bathroom?-Please pop the hood.
151 00:12:31 -Please.-Your thumbs! The hood.
152 00:12:33 Okay. What latch?Where do you want me to...
153 00:12:35 Just pop the hood! Please!
154 00:12:40 Popping the hood.
155 00:12:48 Good afternoon, sir. We'd like youto vote for Al Donnelly for governor.
156 00:12:51 -We appreciate it.-Yeah, thanks.
157 00:12:54 Hi, ma'am.
158 00:12:58 Vote for Donnelly.
159 00:13:00 Sorry.
160 00:13:02 Listen, I think it's betterif we bring the energy down a tad.
161 00:13:05 Are you kidding me? These arepotential voters. It's showmanship.
162 00:13:08 You gotta go out and get them.Watch and learn.
163 00:13:13 -Hi, folks! Vote for Donnelly!-Good God, man!
164 00:13:16 -Here, let me get that for you, sir.-Look, I drove down here,
165 00:13:19 I think I can put the groceriesin the trunk.
166 00:13:21 A little helpfrom the Donnelly campaign.
167 00:13:23 Back off, buster.
168 00:13:27 -Come on, Mother.-Let me help you, sir.
169 00:13:29 -Get in the car, dear.-All right, Mother.
170 00:13:40 Folks, I'm having a little trouble here.
171 00:13:44 Help! Help, please!
172 00:13:47 He must be all hopped upon crack cocaine.
173 00:13:50 Floor it, Harold.
174 00:13:54 I can't, I can't... Help!
175 00:14:02 -Good, I think I've lost him.-Stop! Please!
176 00:14:23 Okay.
177 00:14:25 -Good first day.-Yeah.
178 00:14:32 Washington State.Isn't it a great place to raise a family?
179 00:14:36 That's because, for the last eight years,I've worked very hard as your governor,
180 00:14:40 to make sure our state is clean,safe and fiscally sound.
181 00:14:45 If reelected to a third term,I'll do my best as your governor
182 00:14:49 to make sure that all the hopes anddreams of Washingtonians come true.
183 00:14:53 -Cut.-I need a break.
184 00:14:56 I'll be right back.
185 00:14:58 Did you get the latest polls?
186 00:15:01 Donnelly's brothertook a campaign van on a rampage.
187 00:15:03 He can't get a break,even in his hometown.
188 00:15:05 He doesn't need a break.They just gained another two points.
189 00:15:08 We're all right.A lot can be done in a week.
190 00:15:10 If we don't do something soon,he'll be living here.
191 00:15:15 Who left this crap in here?
192 00:15:24 -Promise me you'll stay in the car.-I promise.
193 00:15:40 What do we got here? A tall, cool one.
194 00:15:45 Yeah.
195 00:15:47 Go for it.
196 00:15:49 I wanna get wrecked!
197 00:15:52 Check it out.
198 00:15:57 Yeah, man.
199 00:16:03 Smoking, snorting, shooting,sucking, toking, popping, dropping.
200 00:16:09 Let's do a little dance.
201 00:16:14 I'll party with you!
202 00:16:17 -The kid's a star.-No, he's a gold mine.
203 00:16:23 Horseshit.
204 00:16:26 Front page.
205 00:16:28 -Jesus, Mike.-It's not as bad as it looks.
206 00:16:30 It turns out that he was giving these kidsa speech about saying no to drugs.
207 00:16:33 Well, can you get the paperto print a retraction?
208 00:16:35 Yeah, sure, and they'll run iton page 36 in about two weeks.
209 00:16:40 Al, you can take this election.
210 00:16:43 But your brother is creatinghis own media feeding frenzy
211 00:16:45 and all of it is negative!We've got to put a lid on him.
212 00:16:51 You're right, you're right,but he doesn't deserve to be exiled.
213 00:16:54 You just tell Steveto watch him like a hawk
214 00:16:56 and to keep the reporters at bay.
215 00:17:02 Welcome,Washington Teacher's Association.
216 00:17:06 Welcome.
217 00:17:09 Washington hasthe most beautiful forests in America,
218 00:17:14 and I am proud to bean honorary Clark County lumberjack.
219 00:17:26 -The tree's not falling.-Yeah, I know.
220 00:17:31 Don't let anyone ever tell youyour job is easy.
221 00:17:41 Oh, my God!
222 00:17:48 You make the call. The rest isfor damage control. You stay put.
223 00:17:51 That's just great.Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you.
224 00:17:53 Excuse us for just a moment.
225 00:17:55 What the hell happened? That tree wassupposed to go down on the first whack.
226 00:17:58 Well, I thought you covered really well.
227 00:18:00 You're just lucky some kiddidn't get his head cracked wide open.
228 00:18:03 -Yes, ma'am.-Did you get the numbers in?
229 00:18:07 Hot off the wire.
230 00:18:10 -Donnelly's leveled off.-We're dead even. Look at this.
231 00:18:16 Front page.
232 00:18:18 Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton,
233 00:18:20 Billy Carter and Ronald Reagan'sentire family rolled into one.
234 00:18:25 Let's move this outof the land of mere embarrassment
235 00:18:27 into the realm of serious effect.
236 00:18:31 Are you ready to play the game?
237 00:18:33 -I've got some pretty nasty ideas.-Good. Act on them.
238 00:18:38 -I've been fired.-What? Why?
239 00:18:42 He said the Rec Center's state-funded.
240 00:18:46 He can't afford to be associatedwith any kind of a scandal,
241 00:18:49 especially one involving kids and drugs.
242 00:18:53 He said that he stood up for me,
243 00:18:54 but word came from the top for meto clear out my locker and get out.
244 00:19:00 It's crazy, man. I don't know what to say.
245 00:19:02 I love this job.I've been here since the place opened.
246 00:19:08 And then they just...
247 00:19:12 Dude, can I get a couple of minutesjust to, you know,
248 00:19:16 -clear some of the gear out?-Yeah, sure.
249 00:19:20 Hey, I'm sorry, man. Take your time.
250 00:20:40 Hey, fellas, how's it going?Can I help you?
251 00:20:44 Hey, Mike, how's things?
252 00:20:46 Kind of pissed offabout losing your job, huh?
253 00:20:50 All right, pal, what's going on here?
254 00:20:52 You know,you really shouldn't play with matches.
255 00:20:56 Hey! What the hell are you doing?
256 00:21:02 God!
257 00:21:13 Shit!
258 00:21:16 Oh, my God!
259 00:21:21 -Why in the hell... No!-Mike, how the hell did this happen?
260 00:21:37 Robbie, you know I didn't do this!
261 00:21:38 Jesus, Mike, give me some credit,will you? Did you see who did it?
262 00:21:42 Two guys. I don't know who they were.
263 00:21:44 Yeah, well, they didn't count on megetting here first.
264 00:21:46 Look, you guys get out of here,and when the troopers arrive,
265 00:21:49 I'll just tell themI didn't find anybody here, all right?
266 00:21:52 -Go ahead, take off!-Thanks, Robbie.
267 00:21:56 -I owe you one, man.-Call me later.
268 00:22:00 Fish, this is Mieghem. I'm down hereat the Pierce County Rec Center.
269 00:22:02 Send fire units and a backup.Look, I'm the only one down here!
270 00:22:08 Well, did he do it or not?
271 00:22:10 Kovary, on that subject, I would haveto lean toward the negative.
272 00:22:13 I know what you're saying.
273 00:22:15 Give me the phone, Roger.Steve, it's Al. What is going on?
274 00:22:18 Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion,
275 00:22:21 -when I got to the...-Let me talk to my brother.
276 00:22:23 Al, I know how this must look,but I had nothing to do with that fire.
277 00:22:27 I loved that place! It was my life!You got to believe me!
278 00:22:30 Of course I believe you, man.You had to have been set up,
279 00:22:33 and we're gonna getto the bottom of this right now!
280 00:22:35 We have a game plan, don't we, Roger?
281 00:22:38 Just tell me what to do and I'll do it.
282 00:22:40 Roger and Steveare gonna work this out.
283 00:22:42 Mike, don't worry.Everything is gonna be okay, I promise.
284 00:22:46 Thanks, Al. Thanks.
285 00:22:50 -Steve here.-Meet me downstairs in the lobby.
286 00:22:55 Dodds? Listen to me very carefully.
287 00:22:59 We have got to keep this bozounder wraps until the election is over.
288 00:23:05 Now, I want you to doexactly as I tell you.
289 00:23:09 Yeah. Okay, keep talking.
290 00:23:10 I know a place way outside of town.
291 00:23:41 -All right! Bunk beds! I got dibs on top.-Okay.
292 00:23:48 First class, right?
293 00:23:50 -What's that black thing?-What?
294 00:23:58 I don't know.
295 00:24:01 -Touch it.-What? You touch it.
296 00:24:04 -You afraid?-No, I'll touch it.
297 00:24:07 -You totally didn't touch it.-Well, then you touch it.
298 00:24:11 -I will if you will.-All right.
299 00:24:15 -Whoa!-Whoa!
300 00:24:16 Man! Oh, my God!
301 00:24:19 -What is that?-It's Ozzy Osborne!
302 00:24:22 Oh, my God!
303 00:24:25 -Whoa.-I think it's gone.
304 00:24:28 I hate those damn things.
305 00:24:31 Man!
306 00:24:34 It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies!I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
307 00:24:46 Come on!
308 00:24:52 I got an idea, okay?
309 00:24:54 I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights.Bats are attracted to light.
310 00:24:58 He'll fly in the fridge, I close the door,end of story.
311 00:25:02 That's moths, you dumbass, not bats.
312 00:25:04 Yeah, moths.
313 00:25:09 Watch this.
314 00:25:22 That's it.
315 00:25:30 -I think I got it!-No way.
316 00:25:33 -I think it's in there.-Well, then look!
317 00:25:37 You look.
318 00:25:39 All right, we'll both look together.
319 00:25:43 One, two, three!
320 00:25:49 You idiot!
321 00:25:51 You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron!
322 00:25:54 You take a mop, a broom...
323 00:25:58 God!
324 00:26:01 God!
325 00:26:09 -Get this thing off of me!-Wait, wait, wait.
326 00:26:11 What the hell are you...
327 00:26:13 Why are you hitting me?It's gnawing at my skull!
328 00:26:17 For God's sakes!
329 00:26:21 -Die! Die!-Please! You're aggravating it!
330 00:26:28 Why are you kicking me?
331 00:26:31 I can't see a damn thing!
332 00:26:33 -Die!-Jesus!
333 00:26:35 I think I nailed it.
334 00:26:37 God, I don't believe it!I missed it! He's still alive!
335 00:26:39 Can we please try my idea?
336 00:26:42 Come on, boy!Pull the thing tight so it gets in there!
337 00:26:47 -I'm trying!-Well, try harder! Stay over there!
338 00:26:50 You moron!
339 00:26:51 -Okay, it's flying in there!-Get in!
340 00:26:53 -It's flying in there!-Get in!
341 00:26:54 Okay, it's flying right in the middle!Oh, my God, it touched my hand.
342 00:26:56 If this doesn't work,I'm sleeping in the car.
343 00:26:58 Stay there! Okay, okay,it's right in the middle! Okay, we got it?
344 00:27:02 We got it? We got it? It's out of there!
345 00:27:11 Good night, Steve.
346 00:27:13 Good night, Mike.
347 00:27:16 The police officer who arrivedbefore our guys was a friend of Mike's.
348 00:27:20 He let him leave and never evenreported seeing him in there,
349 00:27:23 so Mike was never linked to the fire.
350 00:27:28 Neuschwander,are you finished stirring that drink,
351 00:27:30 or is this some kindof fucking science experiment?
352 00:27:33 Now, I realizethat you must stick close together
353 00:27:36 because you sharea common goddamn backbone,
354 00:27:38 but I wanna see some movement!
355 00:27:42 Now!
356 00:27:46 This is great. There's 1,502registered voters in Garfield County.
357 00:27:50 Go get them, Al.
358 00:27:52 Hey, pretty good day.No screw-ups. Keep up the good work.
359 00:27:57 I'm gonna go take a squeege.
360 00:28:09 God!
361 00:28:57 What is wrong?
362 00:29:01 Something tells me I want this carto just keep driving.
363 00:29:08 Hey, gang.
364 00:29:12 Is there an Opie convention in town?
365 00:29:17 -I'm kidding.-You're not from around here, huh?
366 00:29:21 -You know what? I am. Born and raised.-Nope. Can't be true.
367 00:29:32 Fire!
368 00:29:49 Thanks for not shoving the nozzleup my ass first!
369 00:30:00 Vote for Donnelly!
370 00:30:06 Every vote counts.
371 00:30:34 No, no, no, no!
372 00:30:46 Thank you, little roots.Please stay strong.
373 00:31:14 What in the hell was that all about?
374 00:31:32 Yeah, well, you little freaksbetter be careful,
375 00:31:34 'cause next time,I don't go down so easy.
376 00:31:36 Next time I'm gonna be like, "You wannaspray me? How about this?"
377 00:31:39 Arm grab! Snap kick! Side kick!Rabbit punch!
378 00:31:45 Rabbit punch into piledriver!That's right, my friend, it's a piledriver!
379 00:31:51 Who else? Who else wants some?You? Sleeper hold! Yeah. Yeah.
380 00:32:02 Hey, that's my car.
381 00:32:05 It's that same asshole.
382 00:32:16 What the hell was that?
383 00:32:27 Whoa, what happened to you?You fall into some mud or something?
384 00:32:31 Yeah, I did.
385 00:32:32 And I'm gonna be rich,because I'm the only person on Earth
386 00:32:35 who knowswhere you can find white mud.
387 00:32:38 I didn't say "mud," I said "crud."You fall into some crud or something?
388 00:32:43 I can get some water, wipe off that crud.
389 00:32:45 Come on, Mike.I'm not one of your eight-year-olds
390 00:32:46 that's gonna believe that.
391 00:32:48 -Shut up, Steve. Where'd you go?-Make a phone call.
392 00:32:51 Hey, remember I told youabout that guy that stole my car?
393 00:32:53 -Yeah.-He lives about a mile from here,
394 00:32:54 -he's driving it.-Well, let's go get it back.
395 00:32:59 You don't want that kind of trouble.This guy is unstable at best.
396 00:33:02 You can't keep running awayfrom things. You got to be tough.
397 00:33:08 Snakes! No! One looked at me!
398 00:33:15 Check your underpants!I hate those things!
399 00:33:21 -Shit! It gets worse every second.-I hate snakes!
400 00:33:33 Whoa! Check it out.
401 00:33:36 Jump in, wash that crap off.
402 00:33:38 There's probably piranha in there.This place is a nightmare.
403 00:33:41 Get tough, Nancy boy. Jump in.
404 00:33:47 I don't see you going in.
405 00:33:56 -Where'd you go?-Hello, Washington!
406 00:34:42 This is great.
407 00:34:43 I've never won three games in a row.I hardly ever play checkers.
408 00:34:47 Yeah, yeah, well, you know,it's kind of easy to win
409 00:34:51 when you never move your back row!
410 00:34:57 God! Come on!
411 00:35:00 Okay, well, where would you want meto move this one?
412 00:35:06 There.
413 00:35:11 King me!
414 00:35:15 Okay, move this one here.It's safe, I swear. It's safe.
415 00:35:20 That wasn't safe at all. What an idiot.
416 00:35:24 -This is fun.-Yeah, yeah, it was.
417 00:35:40 What's going on?
418 00:35:43 That's not normal.
419 00:35:49 God!
420 00:36:13 How the hell did that happen?
421 00:36:23 Man.
422 00:36:32 -This place is trashed.-Check this out.
423 00:36:35 This whole fridge is held up herejust by this plug.
424 00:36:53 You okay?
425 00:36:57 I'm just dandy!
426 00:36:59 I got a bowl of chocolate puddingin my underpants!
427 00:37:04 We didn't have any puddingin there, buddy.
428 00:37:10 This sucks. I can't believeI forgot to call Scott Colleary.
429 00:37:14 Good luck getting out.It's never gonna work.
430 00:37:16 Yes, it will.All you need to do is get a signal.
431 00:37:33 -Hello?-Hello?
432 00:37:35 -Hello?-Hello!
433 00:37:37 -Hello?-Miss Oneacre?
434 00:37:38 -Yes.-Hello, Miss Oneacre...
435 00:37:40 Yes. Miss Oneacre.
436 00:37:43 Hello? Are you there? Hello,this is Mrs. Oneacre. Are you there?
437 00:37:50 Miss Oneacre, this is Mike Donnelly.Is Scott there?
438 00:37:53 -No, he's not here.-Jeez. I had to leave town.
439 00:37:58 Could you tell him I'm sorryand I'll make it up to him?
440 00:38:01 -Yes, I'll give him the message.-Okay, don't forget to tell him now.
441 00:38:04 -Bye-bye.-Hello?
442 00:38:29 Good night, Steve.
443 00:38:33 Good night, Mike.
444 00:38:58 Man!
445 00:39:01 -Oh, God!-I don't like this, Mike. Mike?
446 00:39:19 This sucks!
447 00:39:22 -Good night, Steve.-Good night, Mike.
448 00:39:50 Hey, Mike, "I got dibs on top bunk."
449 00:39:54 Shut up!
450 00:39:58 -I love it.-Why don't you shut up?
451 00:40:00 Hello, Washington!How's the weather up there, buddy?
452 00:40:04 Shut up!
453 00:40:08 Oh, no.
454 00:40:18 -Hello.-Hey, Roger? How you doing?
455 00:40:21 It's Mike Donnelly. Is Al there?
456 00:40:24 Gee, Mike, Al's kind of busy right now.
457 00:40:26 Yeah, I know.I just wanted to, you know, tell him,
458 00:40:31 I'm working my tail off for him up here,
459 00:40:33 and there's no way Al'sgonna lose Garfield County.
460 00:40:36 Yeah, that's great. I'll be sureto tell him. Thanks for ringing up.
461 00:40:39 Come on, Roger, let me talk to Al.It's only gonna take a minute.
462 00:40:44 Al doesn't wanna speak to you.
463 00:40:46 What do you mean,Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?
464 00:40:50 Listen very carefully to me, Mike.
465 00:40:52 You know what Al calls youwhen you're not around here?
466 00:40:55 The idiot, okay? All right?Is that blunt enough for you?
467 00:40:59 You are not going to speak to him now.
468 00:41:01 And as far as I'm concerned,if I had my way,
469 00:41:04 you wouldn't speak to himafter he's elected Governor!
470 00:41:17 Kovary. Man, that guy's a dick.
471 00:41:20 Who is he to sayI can't talk to my own brother?
472 00:41:24 You know?
473 00:41:26 I'm gonna go down thereand straighten this thing out.
474 00:41:29 What do you think about that, Steve?
475 00:41:31 Al's speaking at thatRock the Vote concert in Seattle.
476 00:41:36 Steve?
477 00:41:41 What do you think if I went down there...
478 00:42:00 That's sad.
479 00:42:43 Hey, buddy, I was already in.Hey, it's cool. I was in.
480 00:42:48 Where's the fire?
481 00:42:49 Dude, we pay these bands' salariesby buying a ticket to this shit!
482 00:42:53 -Yeah?-Yeah.
483 00:42:56 Okey dokey, come on.
484 00:42:58 Son, I'd like you to step awayfrom this vector
485 00:43:01 and get intoa different coordinate, pronto.
486 00:43:03 There's no access for youin this quadrant.
487 00:43:06 Man, why don't you goosestep on downto the women and children over there
488 00:43:10 and give them your little power trip?All right?
489 00:43:12 'Cause they might beimpressed by it, asshole!
490 00:43:14 -Yeah!-Young fella,
491 00:43:15 I'm gonna twist off your headand spike it
492 00:43:17 onto the floors of a nightmareyou can't even imagine!
493 00:43:20 I will dance with youinside of the six-sided ring of fire
494 00:43:24 unless you movefrom this area far and fast!
495 00:43:27 Now!
496 00:43:31 Wow.
497 00:43:34 Man, I liked that move.
498 00:43:38 Yeah, I learned it in the '84 Bounce-Offover at Laguna Beach.
499 00:43:42 The one Mr. T hosted.
500 00:43:44 Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.The same one.
501 00:43:57 Wow!
502 00:44:00 Whoops-a-daisy.
503 00:44:02 I was looking for my brother,Al Donnelly.
504 00:44:05 He's around here somewhere.
505 00:44:08 So you fellas are performers or...
506 00:44:15 No, thanks. I never touch the stuff.
507 00:44:19 There's enough in the air hereto get everybody high.
508 00:44:23 Besides, it gives you the munchies.God knows I don't need that.
509 00:44:31 But...
510 00:44:33 Rock The Vote presents Mudhoney!
511 00:44:54 Rodge, I don't think these kids wannahear me talk about bond issues, man.
512 00:44:58 Al, we are lucky to be a part of this.Just go out, tell the kids to vote,
513 00:45:02 do an interview with some MTV person,and we're out of here.
514 00:45:07 All right.
515 00:45:53 So, he says,"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
516 00:46:04 I love you guys. This is fun.
517 00:46:10 So, anyway, what you're saying,
518 00:46:15 I'm the Man, Whitey,
519 00:46:18 -and you guys are the victims...-Yeah.
520 00:46:21 ...of a tyrannical, racist,oppressive society!
521 00:46:26 -That's right, man.-Yes, that's right.
522 00:46:29 Man, that sucks!
523 00:46:34 I'm gonna talk to some peopleand straighten this out, man!
524 00:46:36 'Cause this is a bunch of bullshit!
525 00:46:39 -All right?-All right!
526 00:46:41 Yeah! I'm gonna go get them!
527 00:46:45 -Kick ass, Whitey!-Yeah!
528 00:46:53 -So when do I go on?-I don't know, six, seven minutes.
529 00:46:55 -Just relax.-All right. All right.
530 00:46:58 -Straighten your tie.-Should I lose the tie?
531 00:47:01 -Loosen the tie.-Just take it down.
532 00:47:03 -Chill.-Take it down.
533 00:47:17 All right!
534 00:47:22 Yeah, man! I love you guys!
535 00:47:25 -Whoa, whoa, hang on. All right.-Excellent!
536 00:47:28 -What's your name?-Mike Donnelly.
537 00:47:32 Governor Donnelly? Nice threads.
538 00:47:35 No, you jag, he ain't the governor.
539 00:47:37 -He's running for governor.-Well, hey, get on out there!
540 00:47:40 No! You got the wrong guy!Just a second, fellas! Come on.
541 00:48:04 I'm not supposed to be here.
542 00:48:11 God, what is this?
543 00:48:19 I guess I could sure use some cupcakesor some Peanut Butter Cups about now!
544 00:48:24 Yeah! You know what that's about!
545 00:48:30 So I guess you guys should vote,you know,
546 00:48:32 because voting kicks ass, right? Yeah!
547 00:48:38 And let me tell you, if you're gonna vote,why not vote for Al Donnelly, right?
548 00:48:54 'Cause if voting kicks ass...
549 00:48:57 What in the hell...
550 00:49:00 Please, God,I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
551 00:49:02 You've got some kickass shit!
552 00:49:11 God, I'm a dead man.I'm hyperventilating.
553 00:49:19 'Cause I'm born in the USA!
554 00:49:28 You gotta fight for your right to vote!
555 00:49:42 That's one small step for man,one giant...
556 00:49:48 I have a dream!
557 00:49:58 Power to the people!
558 00:50:05 -Burn, baby, burn!-Mike!
559 00:50:11 Hey, fellas! Yeah!
560 00:50:14 Kill Whitey!
561 00:50:19 No, no, no!
562 00:50:25 -What in the hell were you thinking?-I'm sorry.
563 00:50:28 -I just wanted to talk to you.-Yeah, sorry.
564 00:50:33 And I got... I dunno how it happened,I just got thrown on stage.
565 00:50:35 Why couldn't you just stay put, huh?
566 00:50:37 I told youI would take care of everything!
567 00:50:39 You could trust me.But no, we get "Kill Whitey"?
568 00:50:44 I can't believe I have to ask you this,
569 00:50:46 but are you tryingto screw things up for me?
570 00:50:48 I mean, what is this?Do you want me to lose?
571 00:50:51 If I really thought you believed that,
572 00:50:55 I just... I'd wanna die.
573 00:51:03 Just stay out of the way. Okay?
574 00:51:23 Are you or are you notthe Black Angel of Death?
575 00:51:27 Without question.
576 00:51:30 Don't agree with me.It just pisses me off more.
577 00:51:35 It's over. It's finished.
578 00:51:39 You talking about your brother'selection hopes or just my career?
579 00:51:42 The person I care about most in my lifehates me.
580 00:51:49 I'm not a brother,I'm an embarrassment.
581 00:52:09 -So what do you wanna do today?-I don't care. Whatever you want.
582 00:52:15 Man, I wish we could watchyour brother's debate on TV.
583 00:52:18 That's today? We gotta watch it!
584 00:52:21 What're we gonna do, hook a hangerup to the metal plate in your head?
585 00:52:24 I know a place with a TV.
586 00:52:26 I saw itwhen we were putting up posters.
587 00:52:28 It's not far from here. Let's go.
588 00:52:37 Here it is.
589 00:52:38 Of course,this had to be the place you knew.
590 00:52:41 How could you have suchhorrible instincts and survive this long?
591 00:52:46 -Looks like nobody's home.-Yeah, I met this guy. Nobody is home.
592 00:52:55 Run!
593 00:52:57 Come on! Move it! Move it or lose it!
594 00:53:00 This guy's gota hell of a security system!
595 00:53:07 Ready to start filming, Mr. Stone.
596 00:53:11 Really.
597 00:53:13 My God, this guy is like Leatherface,
598 00:53:15 Chucky and Jan Bradyall rolled into one.
599 00:53:22 "Honorable Discharge, Drake Sabitch."This must be his dad, Norris Sabitch.
600 00:53:31 And Grandpappy Winston.
601 00:53:35 If only he had bought a smaller TV,
602 00:53:37 maybe he could've afforded a couchwith less urine on it.
603 00:53:40 Yeah.
604 00:53:44 I wanna see a Washington
605 00:53:46 where childrencan walk down the street safely,
606 00:53:49 where peoplecan leave their doors unlocked
607 00:53:52 and their minds are free from fear.
608 00:53:54 Well, this is one area where I'min total agreement with Governor Tracy.
609 00:53:58 As a matter of fact,I agreed with that statement
610 00:54:00 when she made it at her first campaignfor governor over eight years ago.
611 00:54:04 Man, my brois knocking the snot out of her.
612 00:54:08 -I'm gonna go take a squeege.-Watch your step.
613 00:54:28 If you really want to understandMr. Donnelly's view on family values,
614 00:54:32 take a look at his brother,and ask yourself this question.
615 00:54:36 How far does the acornfall from the tree?
616 00:54:39 Or should I say nut?
617 00:54:45 Yes, my brother has some problems,but who doesn't?
618 00:54:50 And I just wanna say...I love my brother, Mike,
619 00:54:54 and I am very proud of him.
620 00:54:57 And I believe that Mike's problemsare rather modest
621 00:55:01 when compared to the problemsfacing our great state.
622 00:55:05 And those are the problemsthat I am interested in!
623 00:55:09 Get her, Al.
624 00:55:17 You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy.
625 00:55:20 What the hell are you doingin my perimeter?
626 00:55:23 Sir, I'm not a soldier.
627 00:55:25 And I don't know if you readin USA Today last week,
628 00:55:28 but the war is over.You can punch out now.
629 00:55:31 Move on, let it go.
630 00:55:34 Who told you that?
631 00:55:37 Charlie.
632 00:55:39 I just talked to Charlieand he's not mad at you anymore.
633 00:55:43 So let's call off"Operation One of Us is Crazy"
634 00:55:45 -and go our separate ways.-Don't get smart with me!
635 00:55:49 If you don't tell mewho sent you on this mission,
636 00:55:52 I'm easily within my legal rightsto dispatch you with extreme prejudice.
637 00:55:58 Sir, honestly, I just came backto get my rental car and an apology.
638 00:56:02 And if I could get that,I will gladly leave your coordinates here.
639 00:56:13 The car?
640 00:56:16 -Is that all?-That's all!
641 00:56:26 Why didn't you tell me?
642 00:56:29 -God! Here's the keys.-Thank you.
643 00:56:35 And here's my apology.
644 00:56:41 I can splatter your cortexor I can explode your heart.
645 00:56:44 Which sounds quicker to you?
646 00:56:47 That's a toughie.
647 00:57:04 Come on!
648 00:57:08 Nice moves.
649 00:57:12 I'm seriously impressed.
650 00:57:15 Sergeant Drake Sabitch.
651 00:57:16 How you doing? Mike Donnelly.Nice to meet you.
652 00:57:19 Nice to meet you. Come here,I wanna show you something.
653 00:57:21 Drake, you ever watchany Bruce Lee movies?
654 00:57:23 I got every one of them on laserdisc.Well, come in, come in.
655 00:57:39 That damn debate should havenever happened in the first place!
656 00:57:42 That son of a bitch Donnellyhad a smart-ass comment to make
657 00:57:45 -after everything I said!-Yes, ma'am.
658 00:57:46 It doesn't matter.
659 00:57:47 I can't wait to see the look on his facewhen he goes down.
660 00:57:50 With all deference, Governor,but if he goes down.
661 00:57:55 It's all up to the voter turnout,which our people think will be very high.
662 00:57:59 Well, it better be, or I'll have your ballsin a jar on my desk.
663 00:58:05 A very small jar.
664 00:58:23 Are you getting sleepy?
665 00:58:27 Good night.
666 00:58:31 Take home, put in bed.
667 00:58:35 Good night, dear.
668 00:58:37 She's totally legal.
669 00:58:38 I've got all her papersand I pay all the taxes.
670 00:58:41 Very good help, but "no speaka."
671 00:58:45 Who? What does he want?
672 00:58:47 I'm not sure,but he says he thinks you'll like it.
673 00:58:50 Pardon me.
674 00:58:54 Governor Tracy, this is Mr....
675 00:58:57 Mr.'s fine.
676 00:59:03 So here's what went throughmy little head.
677 00:59:05 I got some pictures of your boys
678 00:59:08 setting the Pierce CountyRec Hall ablaze.
679 00:59:11 Or pictures that look likeMike Donnelly set the fire.
680 00:59:16 I wait for election day to near.
681 00:59:18 Whoever's trailing
682 00:59:21 gives good moneyfor whichever picture does them best.
683 00:59:24 My gut says I'm glad you're trailing.
684 00:59:27 Well, I'll have to see the pictures first.
685 00:59:43 Here's the rub.Now you'll have to tell me your name
686 00:59:45 so I'll know whoto make out the check to.
687 00:59:48 My best friends call me Cash.
688 01:00:09 -Promise me you'll...-Shut up, Steve.
689 01:00:12 What could go wrong? I vote, I go home.
690 01:00:15 -Over there.-Did I make it?
691 01:00:19 -Yes. Name and address.-Mike Donnelly, 612 Caswell Street.
692 01:00:38 What's he doing?
693 01:00:40 I'm stuck in this thing!
694 01:00:45 -Stop that!-I'm claustrophobic!
695 01:00:48 -Oh, my God!-Help!
696 01:00:50 -Stop that! Are you crazy?-I can't breathe.
697 01:00:53 Get this thing off of me!
698 01:01:04 It's okay. It's okay, ma'am. I...
699 01:01:13 Here you go. I'm sorry.Here you go, ma'am. That is my fault.
700 01:01:19 I'm... Here you go.
701 01:01:24 There you go, ma'am.Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
702 01:01:29 You... You stupid jerk!What are you doing?
703 01:01:33 Look at this.
704 01:01:53 Who'd you vote for?
705 01:01:58 We now continuewith our election night coverage.
706 01:01:59 I bet the exit pollsalready have us by 10 points.
707 01:02:02 So after the events of last night,
708 01:02:04 a slight shift in voter sentimentwas expected,
709 01:02:06 but no one anticipated this.
710 01:02:08 Early this morning, this photowas released linking Mike Donnelly
711 01:02:12 to the scene of thePierce County Recreation Center fire.
712 01:02:15 The arson accusationsagainst the disgruntled former employee
713 01:02:18 came at the worst possible time
714 01:02:20 for his brother Al Donnelly's driveto the governor's mansion.
715 01:02:23 Governor Tracyis about to claim victory.
716 01:02:26 It's all my fault.
717 01:02:29 My brother lost his electionbecause of me.
718 01:02:32 Cowlitz County, Tracy wins by 280.
719 01:02:35 Garfield County,Tracy 1,048, Donnelly 834.
720 01:02:40 Tracy won Garfield County?
721 01:02:43 A lot of good our grass roots campaigndid up there, right?
722 01:02:46 1,048 to 834?
723 01:02:52 That's 1,882 votes.
724 01:02:55 There's only 1,502 votersup in Garfield County.
725 01:03:02 Something isn't right.
726 01:03:03 The Governor is now on her wayto campaign headquarters,
727 01:03:05 where she's expectedto make her victory speech.
728 01:03:08 -Those are the guys that started the fire.-Those troopers?
729 01:03:11 They were wearing street clothes,but that is them!
730 01:03:16 Steve, we gotta call Al now.
731 01:03:19 Wait a minute.I gotta do something first.
732 01:03:41 Here it is!Voter registration for Garfield County.
733 01:03:48 I knew it! Lookie here.Any of these names look familiar?
734 01:03:52 You were right.
735 01:03:54 Yeah, Al didn't lose, he got cheated.And we got proof right here.
736 01:03:59 So we get on the phoneand alert the press.
737 01:04:01 Screw that. She embarrassed mein front of the whole state.
738 01:04:05 She messed up thingsbetween me and my brother.
739 01:04:07 Now it's gonna be payback time.Where can I find her?
740 01:04:10 There's a post-election ceremonyat the Governor's Mansion at 10:00 a.m.
741 01:04:18 Nothing's gonna stop us now.
742 01:04:30 Okay, maybe we could use some help.
743 01:04:35 We'll meet you there. There's no waywe can do this without you.
744 01:04:38 You're a true American,Sergeant Sabitch. I thank you. Okay.
745 01:04:48 Robbie, this is the biggest thingI've ever asked of you.
746 01:04:51 Are you sure it's cool?
747 01:04:53 No, it's not cool.And if you get pulled over,
748 01:04:56 I'm gonna say the car was stolenso that I can keep my job.
749 01:05:00 And one more thing.
750 01:05:03 Do not use the tape deck,'cause it's been shorting out on me.
751 01:05:08 Don't forget.
752 01:05:51 What is this all about?
753 01:05:54 We got to be there at 10:00.
754 01:06:03 Okay, people. Coming through.Official police business.
755 01:06:07 I want you to step lively.Do not make me abuse my power.
756 01:06:15 These guys think we're real cops.
757 01:06:25 -What the hell was that?-A chunk of the road or something.
758 01:06:29 I just chunked in my pants.
759 01:07:00 You see that bug?It smacked the windshield.
760 01:07:02 Man, I'll get it. Here.
761 01:07:07 Where is the fricking thing?We got like levers galore in this thing.
762 01:07:15 Man, that was weird.That bug was coming at me,
763 01:07:17 I totally connected eyes with him.
764 01:07:18 He was, like, slow motion going,"I can't stop! Don't wanna!"
765 01:07:26 Man, that was wild. It was so weird.
766 01:07:28 He was coming, just going, "My life'sgood. I'm alive, alive, alive, dead!"
767 01:07:34 But this map is heavy.
768 01:07:37 It's got all those robes on it.
769 01:07:40 Rogues?
770 01:07:43 Roods?
771 01:07:45 -I can't... I can't say that word.-Roads!
772 01:07:52 Roads!
773 01:07:55 Row-woods!That's sort of a weird word, isn't it?
774 01:08:00 That is a freaky word, man.
775 01:08:04 Very, very freaky.
776 01:08:13 I'm stoned. So are you!
777 01:08:17 Row-woods.
778 01:08:19 Damn it, the nitrous oxide'sleaking into the car!
779 01:08:23 Man! We got to... We got to maintain.
780 01:08:27 I think you just drive the speed limit.We're gonna be cool.
781 01:08:30 All right, everything's cool.I'll just go the speed limit.
782 01:08:34 -Limit. Limit.-Limit.
783 01:08:36 That's another oneof those freaky words.
784 01:08:37 Limit.
785 01:08:40 Did you turn the siren on?
786 01:08:41 Dude, I can't even findthe glove compartment in this thing.
787 01:08:50 Oh, my God!
788 01:08:58 Man, we're screwed. Get in the back!
789 01:09:03 Get in there!
790 01:09:16 How you doing, buddy?
791 01:09:19 Transporting a prisoner.Twelfth Precinct up in Buckley town.
792 01:09:23 My sarge didn't give me any overtime,so I'm trying to do it lickety-split.
793 01:09:26 Tell me, Officer, do you have any ideahow fast you were going?
794 01:09:31 Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her.Three-quarter cams, Nitro Boosters.
795 01:09:38 I can get her up to as good as 155.
796 01:09:41 Never do, though, of course, unlessI'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari.
797 01:09:49 I'd guess I was going about 65 tops.
798 01:09:53 Seven. Seven miles an hour.
799 01:09:56 And normally when I stop people,they pull onto the shoulder.
800 01:10:02 Now, I don't know how you do thingsup in Buckley town,
801 01:10:05 but down here we are protectiveof the other drivers on the roads.
802 01:10:09 -Row-ads. Roods.-Quiet back there!
803 01:10:13 I've taken enough guff from youfor one day. Raving psycho.
804 01:10:16 Butchered 400 chickensand screwed a beagle.
805 01:10:19 Taking him back to Nevadawhere he's wanted for banging horses.
806 01:10:26 Good God!
807 01:10:28 Then you get him through this statea little faster
808 01:10:30 than seven miles an hour, Officer...
809 01:10:35 Meoff. Jack.
810 01:10:41 Go.
811 01:10:53 -Man!-What a goon!
812 01:10:55 You were great though, man.That was genius.
813 01:10:58 I never would've thought of that.That was hot.
814 01:11:03 Shit!
815 01:11:08 Man, I hope there's enough juice leftin these boosters.
816 01:11:20 See ya! Man!
817 01:11:53 We're live at the Governor's Mansion.Today's event is a celebration
818 01:11:57 of Governor Tracy's electionto a third term.
819 01:12:00 With all the campaign staff,as well as their families,
820 01:12:02 gathering for what appearsto be quite a festive affair.
821 01:12:06 Governor Tracy, having just pulled outa squeaker, must be all smiles today.
822 01:12:12 We're just receiving wordthat Mike Donnelly,
823 01:12:14 the brother of Al Donnelly, is involvedin a high-speed police pursuit.
824 01:12:18 Mike Donnelly,wanted for questioning in an arson fire,
825 01:12:21 is driving down Capitol Boulevardin a stolen police car.
826 01:12:24 I don't believe this.Driver, head back to the Capitol!
827 01:12:27 -What are you, crazy? You can't do this.-Do what?
828 01:12:30 Commit career suicide!I beg you, don't do this.
829 01:12:34 Give me some time.I can make you a senator!
830 01:12:36 Jesus, Roger, did it ever occur to youthere is a time
831 01:12:38 when family might be more importantthan career?
832 01:12:41 Ever occur to you that at some pointyou're gonna have to make a choice
833 01:12:44 between meand that loser brother of yours?
834 01:13:12 Go on up there and scope it out.Nobody's gonna recognize you.
835 01:13:16 Okay. Promise me you'll stay right here.
836 01:13:25 Thank you. Thank you very much.
837 01:13:28 This election was aboutthe majesty of democracy,
838 01:13:33 where the gathered massesheld their vote high.
839 01:13:41 Guys, coming in right now.
840 01:13:42 My re-election could not have beenpossible without all the fine people
841 01:13:46 throughout this statewho supported me in this victory.
842 01:13:50 I must also thankmy wonderful husband, Dennis,
843 01:13:53 and my two beautiful,intelligent children.
844 01:13:57 Steve! I'm in!
845 01:14:02 Where the hell's Drake, man?He's supposed to be here.
846 01:14:04 I'm surprised we can't count on a guy
847 01:14:06 that lives in a school bussurrounded by land mines.
848 01:14:09 All right. Here's what we do.
849 01:14:14 We dress as caterers, right?
850 01:14:16 Nobody looks at a caterer's face, it'salways, "What have you got in the tray?"
851 01:14:20 Then we sneak around back.When Tracy starts to...
852 01:14:24 Something's happening here.Steve, help. Steve!
853 01:14:28 Steve, get back here.
854 01:14:30 Oh, my God, the damn thing'scaught on my belt! God! Help! Please!
855 01:14:38 I can't...
856 01:14:42 I can't... God!
857 01:14:44 -You in the van, help! Help!-Hello.
858 01:14:49 God!
859 01:14:51 -Stay.-Steve!
860 01:14:53 -Help!-How are you?
861 01:14:54 Steve? Please! Somebody! Somebodyhelp me! Somebody help me!
862 01:15:02 God! Help!
863 01:15:06 The voters have spoken.
864 01:15:08 And I have heard their messageloud and clear.
865 01:15:12 And that message is...
866 01:15:15 Holy shit!
867 01:15:24 Hi there. Hi.
868 01:15:26 Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot.
869 01:15:32 I... Oh, no! For the love of God!
870 01:15:53 I'm all right. I'm okay.Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
871 01:15:58 I'll be fine.
872 01:16:00 Nobody moves or Steve Dodds gets it!
873 01:16:03 -Who?-Steve Dodds!
874 01:16:05 -Who's this guy?-Come on!
875 01:16:06 I'm with the Donnelly campaign!What does it matter?
876 01:16:09 -He's got a gun! You're a cop!-Get over here! I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
877 01:16:15 -I want that asshole taken out.-I'll get a sharpshooter on it right away.
878 01:16:19 Get your ass up there! I'll stick this...
879 01:16:23 Everybody back upor I blow the pipsqueak's head off!
880 01:16:28 I've got something to say!
881 01:16:30 Please listen to him! Do what he says!I have children, Tommy and Sally!
882 01:16:34 -Shut up!-All right.
883 01:16:36 You keep your mouth shut!
884 01:16:38 As soon as you get a clear shot, take it.
885 01:16:41 Okay, listen up!
886 01:16:44 This is serious business!
887 01:16:47 Now, we've all been screwedby Governor Tracy!
888 01:16:52 And now I'm gonna screw her!
889 01:16:56 I mean, I have evidence here
890 01:16:59 that you need to know about nowbefore it's too late!
891 01:17:02 Mike.Mike, what the hell are you doing here?
892 01:17:04 Man.
893 01:17:06 -Isn't that Steve Dodds?-Yes, sir.
894 01:17:09 Al, man, I know what I'm doing.I'm gonna prove you won the election.
895 01:17:14 Mike, put the gun down.There's other ways to handle this.
896 01:17:17 No, man! Al, there's no other way!
897 01:17:20 You got to believe me!
898 01:17:22 I believe you. I believe you.I just... I don't want you to get hurt.
899 01:17:26 Look, I know this looks bad.
900 01:17:28 Al, man, I'm not a screw-up on this one.I've got proof this time. Real proof!
901 01:17:34 Yeah, but, look...The election's over, it's history,
902 01:17:37 just like you're gonna beif you don't put that gun down, I mean it.
903 01:17:40 Al, please!
904 01:17:43 If you love me like a brother,you got to back me up on this.
905 01:17:47 All right, Mike, I'll back you up.What do you want me to do?
906 01:17:51 Just let me explain to these peoplewhat happened.
907 01:17:57 That's it! Game over!
908 01:18:00 I'm not even getting paid for this!This is not worth it!
909 01:18:03 Look out! Get out! Look out! Okay!
910 01:18:11 Mr. Thundermaker hereis gonna start barking fire
911 01:18:14 if you don't stop moving and listento what this young man has to say.
912 01:18:19 -Go ahead, Mike, you're clear.-Thank you, sir.
913 01:18:22 You just met Drake Sabitch,a great American soldier.
914 01:18:26 I'd like to tell you a little bit aboutsome other great American soldiers.
915 01:18:29 Drake Sabitch's grandfather,Winston Sabitch,
916 01:18:32 whose name you'll findat the top of this list.
917 01:18:35 It says that he registered and votedfor Governor Tracy.
918 01:18:40 And we're proud to have him as a voter.
919 01:18:42 Hold your tongue, wench.
920 01:18:44 The fact is Winston Sabitch was killedin the Argonne forest in 1918.
921 01:18:48 A zeppelin landed on his head,smashing his head clean out of his ass.
922 01:18:52 That's my granddad. Rest in pieces, sir.
923 01:18:57 Norris Sabitch met his makerin Iwo Jima, 1944.
924 01:19:01 Nelson Sabitch was killednear the 38th Parallel in Korea.
925 01:19:06 However, yesterday,these men managed to cast their vote
926 01:19:09 for Evelyn Tracy.
927 01:19:13 You heard it here, folks. Voter fraud.
928 01:19:20 Now, half these people are buried in theGarfield Cemetery. That's one county.
929 01:19:24 It's probably the same all over the state.
930 01:19:26 Now hold on just a minute,young fellow.
931 01:19:29 There's a perfectly good explanationfor all of this. Neuschwander!
932 01:19:34 Actually, there isa perfectly good explanation for this.
933 01:19:41 -She put us up to it.-Would you shut up!
934 01:19:44 -It's all her.-Shut up!
935 01:19:47 I don't care.
936 01:19:49 Ladies and gentlemen,this young man is a fine patriot.
937 01:19:52 He deserves to be hoisted upon our shoulders. Come here.
938 01:19:55 -Sergeant, please, this isn't necessary!-Come on. Come on.
939 01:19:58 Boy, you're a large American.
940 01:20:03 Get off of me! Off of me!
941 01:20:05 My foot's caught a little bit.I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.
942 01:20:10 Governor, I should say Ex-Governor,I'm just trying to get it out!
943 01:20:20 Man!
944 01:20:21 No, no, no!
945 01:20:23 Somebody help me!
946 01:20:31 How are ya?
947 01:20:38 Shut up!
948 01:20:45 Help, please.
949 01:20:47 Thanks for everything, bro.
950 01:20:48 Listen, there were timesduring the campaign
951 01:20:50 when I kind of lost sightof what really mattered.
952 01:20:52 -I never should have doubted you.-Thanks, man. That's cool.
953 01:20:56 Are you sure you don't want a jobon my staff?
954 01:21:00 You know what, Al? I don't thinkI'm really cut out for politics.
955 01:21:04 Besides I got a lot of work to dorebuilding that Rec Center, you know?
956 01:21:07 -Kids really love the place, so...-Yeah, I know.
957 01:21:10 Hey, I got somebody you got to meet.Hey, Scott, come here for a second.
958 01:21:16 You got to check this kid out.He's unbelievable.
959 01:21:18 He's got an arm on himlike you used to have. Hey, Scott.
960 01:21:20 Hey, Mr. Governor,can I please have your autograph?
961 01:21:23 Why not? Governor-elect.
962 01:21:26 Get it right, moron.
963 01:21:30 -There you go.-Wow!
964 01:21:31 Check this out. Give me a toss, Scott.Hey, buddy!
965 01:21:37 Nice toss, Scott.Man, the kid's got a cannon.
966 01:21:40 -Go long.-Okay.
967 01:21:46 -I'm sorry, ma'am!-Are you okay?
968 01:21:54 -So long, little brother.-Okay, see you, Al.
969 01:22:00 So this is it, huh, Steve?
970 01:22:03 I guess I'm gonna miss you.
971 01:22:04 I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head,but... What were you thinking?
972 01:22:08 I don't know.
973 01:22:15 All right, you guys.Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
974 01:22:24 Oh, my God! No! No!Please don't take off! Please!
975 01:22:31 Al! Al! No, no!
