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1 00:00:46 How can I help you?
2 00:00:48 Uh,can I get a black coffee?
3 00:00:50 Sure.
4 00:00:57 Thank you.
5 00:02:07 I love that book so much.It's, uh...
6 00:02:09 I just finished it last week.
7 00:02:10 It's incredible.It's...
8 00:02:12 I really, really,really admire it.
9 00:02:16 And, uh...
10 00:02:21 Uh...
11 00:02:24 All right.
12 00:02:34 Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
13 00:02:41 I wasn't... Genuinely,
14 00:02:43 - I really admire the book.- What? Sorry?
15 00:02:44 I was just saying, I'm not...
16 00:02:46 I'm not hitting on you. I...
17 00:02:47 Sorry, what do you mean?
18 00:02:49 Genuinely,I just really admire the book.
19 00:02:53 I'm deaf in this one.
20 00:02:54 You're deaf?
21 00:02:55 Yeah. This one though. I can...
22 00:03:00 Uh...
23 00:03:06 Yeah, the, uh...
24 00:03:08 Do you want to start over?
25 00:03:12 - Um...- We could just try it again?
26 00:03:14 - Maybe?- You wanna try...
27 00:03:15 - Just do it again?- Yeah. Do it again.
28 00:03:19 - Okay.- Okay.
29 00:03:32 "I was absolutely certain
30 00:03:34 "I was being trapped
31 00:03:36 "and that you were recording me
32 00:03:38 "and I was gonna beall over the Internet,
33 00:03:40 "but I now understand..."
34 00:03:42 "...that the only thingthat could have saved me
35 00:03:44 "was a second first impression."
36 00:03:46 Yeah. So funny. Great.
37 00:03:48 So I'm gonna start thereand then go on
38 00:03:49 - to the first date.- Good.
39 00:03:51 So what'd you thinkof the ending?
40 00:03:52 Ending? Of what?
41 00:03:54 Of the book.I just finished it.
42 00:03:55 Oh, the, um...
43 00:03:57 I don't know. I feel likeI didn't get it, you know.
44 00:04:00 Like I was missing something.
45 00:04:02 Yeah, no, I know what you mean.I think...
46 00:04:04 Yeah, me neither, really.
47 00:04:05 'Cause did she die?Is that...
48 00:04:08 Like, do you thinkthat's what it was?
49 00:04:10 I think so. I think so.
50 00:04:13 Just, that doesn't makeany sense.
51 00:04:15 It doesn't?
52 00:04:17 Well, no, 'cause you rememberthis, like, the mirror thing?
53 00:04:19 Hm.Wait, which mirror?
54 00:04:22 The whole thing at the endwith the mirror.
55 00:04:24 Um...
56 00:04:27 I thought it was just more ofa kind of metaphor for like...
57 00:04:31 Uh...
58 00:04:33 I just didn't really realizeit was real in the sense
59 00:04:35 that the mirror was, um...
60 00:04:38 The mirror was...
61 00:04:40 I don't even know...
62 00:04:41 I don't even knowwhere to take this.
63 00:04:42 I didn't read the book.And, um... yeah.
64 00:04:45 - What?- I think I just glitched
65 00:04:47 when I saw you...
66 00:04:49 ...and I just wantedto talk to you.
67 00:04:50 And I didn't have anything,so...
68 00:04:54 That's weird.
69 00:05:00 Um, yeah, I'm...Well, I'm sorry. I didn't...
70 00:05:02 Just a weird, little freak.
71 00:05:04 Weird, little British freak.
72 00:05:06 Oh, yeah?
73 00:05:08 I'm sorry. I didn't realizeyou actually doubled down.
74 00:05:10 Yeah, what was I supposed to do?
75 00:05:11 How about reading the book?
76 00:05:13 For a first date? I don't know.That's a lot weirder, no?
77 00:05:16 How is that weirder?
78 00:05:18 I don't know.It just feels weirder somehow.
79 00:05:21 Okay. Don't agree, but go on.
80 00:05:24 So, I wanna say this thingabout her laugh.
81 00:05:28 Do you knowhow it's kind of like...
82 00:05:29 It's very cute,but it's also kind of like...
83 00:05:35 - Repulsive even. Okay.- Yeah.
84 00:05:37 And then if, uh, she laughs,then I can point it out
85 00:05:40 and be like,"And there it is!" you know.
86 00:05:42 I did. I said, "If everyoneknows he's a piece of shit,
87 00:05:43 "then why are we doinga retrospective
88 00:05:45 "in the first place?"
89 00:05:46 It's like, it's so incrediblyirresponsible.
90 00:05:48 No one ever caresuntil it's too late.
91 00:05:50 And then it always ends upbackfiring on me...
92 00:05:55 Emma, I'm being serious.It's not funny.
93 00:05:57 No, I agree with you.This is not funny at all.
94 00:06:01 It's very serious.
95 00:06:06 You're laughing.
96 00:06:07 "I love how youalways find a way
97 00:06:09 "to turn my dramainto a comedy."
98 00:06:12 And then, uh...
99 00:06:13 - I don't know.- What?
100 00:06:15 I kind of wannasay something about...
101 00:06:20 - No.- No?
102 00:06:22 Why do you want to talk aboutfucking in front of your family?
103 00:06:24 Or her family?
104 00:06:25 No, I don't wannasay it, like, directly.
105 00:06:26 I just wanna kind of alludeto it somehow
106 00:06:28 'cause I just thinkwe've always had this sort of...
107 00:06:32 Like an incredible chemistrythat's just... I...
108 00:06:35 Yeah, no, do that.
109 00:06:36 Do exactly that.
110 00:06:38 - Okay?- Okay, what if I said...
111 00:06:41 licentious.
112 00:06:42 Or languorous.
113 00:06:45 Just skip this part completely.
114 00:06:46 What, and just go straightto the crying thing?
115 00:06:55 It's just, you know,
116 00:06:57 it's my first timesaying it out loud,
117 00:06:58 so I feel like I'll get iton the day, you know.
118 00:07:00 Maybe you should startwith something funny,
119 00:07:02 so you're not, like,immediately in tears.
120 00:07:05 But it's kind of sweet.It's endearing.
121 00:07:08 Yeah, but you wanna look good.
122 00:07:09 Crying makes you lookkind of ugly.
123 00:07:10 - What?- You, the general you.
124 00:07:13 Like, women.
125 00:07:14 Um, what aboutthe first time you met?
126 00:07:16 Wasn't thatkind of a funny story?
127 00:07:18 I love that book. I just...
128 00:07:20 Oh, no, she can't tell that one.
129 00:07:22 Why not?
130 00:07:23 What stories are you gonna do?
131 00:07:25 What do you mean? For my speech?
132 00:07:26 Yeah.
133 00:07:27 Well, you'll justhave to wait and see.
134 00:07:29 No, no, no.So we don't, you know,
135 00:07:31 like, say the same things.
136 00:07:34 Are you gonna usethe first time we met?
137 00:07:36 Yes.
138 00:07:37 Okay, well,what about the first date?
139 00:07:39 - Yeah, of course.- Fuck!
140 00:07:41 You don't have to do a speech.
141 00:07:43 First kiss?
142 00:07:45 Wait, so you can just,like, go in whenever?
143 00:07:47 Yeah,I do it all the time.
144 00:07:49 Oh, so you bringall the girls here?
145 00:07:50 Um, yeah.
146 00:07:52 - Ouch.- No,
147 00:07:54 when I'm working late and stuff.
148 00:07:55 Yeah, when you're working lateand stuff.
149 00:07:56 Yeah.
150 00:07:58 Okay, this is like...
151 00:08:00 This is like a childhood dream,you know,
152 00:08:01 like sneaking into a mallor a library at night. It's...
153 00:08:07 Well, your dreamsare about to come true.
154 00:08:10 Wow.
155 00:08:14 Um...
156 00:08:17 Is it not working?
157 00:08:18 Hm.
158 00:08:25 Oh, sh...
159 00:08:28 Um... Ooh!
160 00:08:51 Wait, so he trapped you?
161 00:08:54 It wasn't planned, Rachel.
162 00:08:56 What about that timeyou thought you had a...
163 00:09:14 - Who was that?- Hm?
164 00:09:15 Oh, uh, it's just Charlie.I left my wallet.
165 00:09:18 Hm. Who's Charlie?
166 00:09:20 Uh, he's my boyfriend, I guess.
167 00:09:28 Are you okay?
168 00:09:30 Yeah. No, I'm fine.
169 00:09:41 I don't know.Can you just...
170 00:09:43 She's saying it's her chest...
171 00:09:44 It's her heart. Her heart is...
172 00:09:46 So what was it?
173 00:09:47 It was just, like, feelings.
174 00:09:50 - Feelings? What do you mean?- Yeah.
175 00:09:52 Like intense butterflies.
176 00:09:53 - Right?- No, I get that,
177 00:09:55 but it wasn't your first time.
178 00:09:57 I don't know.
179 00:09:58 So you're sayingCharlie is your first...
180 00:10:01 Love... Yeah.
181 00:10:03 Your first loveor your first crush?
182 00:10:07 Both, I think.
183 00:10:09 - What, is that insane?- At 30?
184 00:10:11 Well, I mean,I was 28 when we met, so...
185 00:10:14 Still!
186 00:10:16 I don't know. I used to be ugly.
187 00:10:18 Oh, come on!
188 00:10:21 Don't freak out,
189 00:10:22 but there's a giant spider
190 00:10:24 that's crawling up your backand it's almost into your hair.
191 00:10:27 Just don't panic.
192 00:10:31 Nothing?
193 00:10:32 - No.- No.
194 00:10:34 I feel likeyou just have to do it louder.
195 00:10:40 Okay. Um...
196 00:10:42 I love you so much it hurts.
197 00:10:46 I can't be without you.
198 00:10:48 It's scary'cause I can't imagine...
199 00:10:57 I want to marry youbut I'm too afraid to even ask.
200 00:11:04 I think I caught that.
201 00:11:06 You did?
202 00:11:08 A hairy knife?
203 00:11:10 A what?
204 00:11:11 Did you say somethingabout, like, a hairy knife?
205 00:11:14 - No.- No?
206 00:11:17 Emma, that's not even a thing.
207 00:11:22 You okay?
208 00:11:23 Yeah. No, it's good.
209 00:11:26 Oh, come on, you gotta bea bit more specific than that.
210 00:11:28 Yeah, it's a little corny
211 00:11:29 in a wedding speech kind of way,but it's, um...
212 00:11:31 All the pieces are there,you know.
213 00:11:34 I think you have it.
214 00:11:36 All right, you can't cry
215 00:11:38 and say it sucks.
216 00:11:45 And looking at each other.
217 00:11:59 Nice.
218 00:12:06 Slide... and two.
219 00:12:14 Nice.
220 00:12:19 And kiss. Great.
221 00:12:24 Ready and drag.
222 00:12:26 Step, step.
223 00:12:27 Step, step. Drag.
224 00:12:29 Step, step.
225 00:12:32 And under.
226 00:12:35 And arm up.
227 00:12:37 Good.
228 00:12:42 Playing.
229 00:12:46 Ready and left arm.
230 00:12:50 Down, up, up. Down, up, up.
231 00:12:53 And switch.
232 00:12:59 Oh.
233 00:13:01 Oh?
234 00:13:02 Good.
235 00:13:04 And this time, Emma,go around a full circle.
236 00:13:13 Great.
237 00:13:14 Ready and step.
238 00:13:17 And turn.
239 00:13:19 And step.
240 00:13:21 And turn.
241 00:13:22 And step.
242 00:13:25 Ready and drag,step, step, in.
243 00:13:30 Turn out.
244 00:13:33 Good.
245 00:13:44 Oh.
246 00:13:45 Nearly there.
247 00:13:47 Okay, not bad.Okay.
248 00:13:49 Not bad.
249 00:13:50 Still a little difficultyin the middle section,
250 00:13:52 but overall much better.
251 00:13:54 Yeah.Thanks.
252 00:13:55 Let's just do it again?
253 00:13:57 - Okay.- Okay.
254 00:13:59 What?
255 00:14:01 I just... I don't know,
256 00:14:03 I feel like we shouldjust dance normally, right?
257 00:14:04 What do you mean?
258 00:14:05 Well, just the...
259 00:14:07 I don't know, it kindafeels a little performative.
260 00:14:10 It's a wedding.It's performative by nature.
261 00:14:13 Yeah. I thinkif we just do it...
262 00:14:14 ...a couple more times,
263 00:14:16 I'm gonna get it perfect,I swear.
264 00:14:18 I can't make up newchoreography right on the spot.
265 00:14:20 Yeah.
266 00:14:21 Okay, well, just hear me out.
267 00:14:24 - Hear me out. Please. Please.- No, Emma. Please.
268 00:14:25 - Please, please, please.- Emma.
269 00:14:34 What's this?
270 00:14:37 She puts this onwhen I'm in a bad mood
271 00:14:38 just to fuck with me.
272 00:14:43 You likethis song. You do.
273 00:14:46 - You fucking dance.- No.
274 00:14:48 Dance with me.
275 00:14:49 - Come on.- No.
276 00:14:50 Yes, it's cute. Yes.
277 00:14:54 Hey, can we stop fucking around?
278 00:14:56 What the fuck was that about?
279 00:14:58 It's like why doesshe care so much?
280 00:15:01 She just doesn't like it
281 00:15:02 when you don'ttake her seriously enough.
282 00:15:04 Shut up. You know what I mean!
283 00:15:06 You know,she's just like so intense.
284 00:15:09 - Uh-huh.- And she doesn't smile.
285 00:15:10 Like, I've literallynever seen her smile.
286 00:15:13 "It's performative by nature."
287 00:15:17 What?
288 00:15:20 I think that was Pauline.
289 00:15:22 Oh, where?
290 00:15:23 Um...
291 00:15:25 She's on the corner,like, smoking heroin.
292 00:15:29 Wait.Are you serious?
293 00:15:32 Yeah.
294 00:15:33 Wait, like our Pauline?
295 00:15:34 Uh-huh.
296 00:15:36 No. I mean, it's probably not.
297 00:15:40 - That's her. Uh...- Okay.
298 00:15:42 - Look. Go look.- Okay.
299 00:15:54 It was her.It was the fucking wedding DJ.
300 00:15:56 - You're kidding!- Are you sure it was heroin?
301 00:15:58 Well, we can't proveit was heroin.
302 00:16:00 It was likeshe was smoking a thing
303 00:16:02 out of, like, a piece of foil.
304 00:16:04 Yeah, yeah.
305 00:16:05 Like, what elsecould that possibly be?
306 00:16:06 Did you talk to her?
307 00:16:07 No, no. She didn't see us.
308 00:16:08 Wait,what are you gonna do?
309 00:16:10 I don't know. I think we justget somebody else, I guess.
310 00:16:12 The wedding is this Saturday.
311 00:16:14 Well, we just get, like,a playlist or something, no?
312 00:16:15 No.You need a DJ, trust me.
313 00:16:17 Who did yours again?
314 00:16:19 No one. It was a disaster.
315 00:16:20 Are you just afraid you're notgonna find someone else?
316 00:16:22 No, I just... I don't know.It's not a deal-breaker, right?
317 00:16:24 Like, people do drugs. It's...
318 00:16:27 Babe, there's drugsand then there's heroin.
319 00:16:30 That's the line?
320 00:16:31 She's not performing surgery.She's, like, a... She's a DJ.
321 00:16:34 But isn't it more the fact
322 00:16:36 that she was doin' itout in the street?
323 00:16:38 Doesn't that say somethingabout where she's at in life?
324 00:16:40 Okay, she wasn't, like,"on the street."
325 00:16:42 It was like...
326 00:16:43 It was like a partyor something.
327 00:16:46 There was a whole bunchof other crackheads.
328 00:16:47 Why are you trying to beher publicist all of a sudden?
329 00:16:50 I don't know.I just don't wanna dismiss her
330 00:16:51 'cause of this one thing.You know?
331 00:16:52 Just checking in.How was that mushroom risotto?
332 00:16:56 - It was so good.- It was really, really good.
333 00:16:57 - Yeah.- Yeah?
334 00:16:59 You need more time to thinkor can we commit?
335 00:17:01 - Do you wanna... Let's commit.- Yeah.
336 00:17:03 Aw.
337 00:17:04 Yes, we commit to it.
338 00:17:06 We'll commit to it.Just so you know,
339 00:17:08 it kinda has to befinal this time, so...
340 00:17:11 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah,we totally get it. Thank you.
341 00:17:13 And, um, can I ask,is there any way
342 00:17:14 of getting another glassof the skin contact?
343 00:17:16 'Cause I haven't quite mademy mind up about the wine yet.
344 00:17:20 - Okay.- Yeah, me too, actually. Sorry.
345 00:17:21 Mike.
346 00:17:28 We're not a bar.
347 00:17:29 Cheers!
348 00:17:31 Love you guys.
349 00:17:33 You know, I barely touchedthe food at our wedding.
350 00:17:35 - Too much adrenaline.- Yeah.
351 00:17:37 And thenwe ran around at 2:00 a.m.
352 00:17:38 looking for a slice of pizza.
353 00:17:41 We should go to the diner.
354 00:17:43 - What, Andy's?- Yeah. Yeah.
355 00:17:46 Yeah, and they're, like,they're open late.
356 00:17:47 Um, what, on our wedding night?
357 00:17:49 - Andy's?- Yeah. It'll be fun.
358 00:17:50 You know, like actorswhen they win the Oscar
359 00:17:52 and they, like,go in their tuxes,
360 00:17:54 and it's fancy,and they order hamburgers.
361 00:17:55 - Cute.- It's cool.
362 00:17:57 Yeah. I mean, like...Yeah. Maybe.
363 00:17:59 Don't they actually sell crackout of that place?
364 00:18:01 Yes. That reminds me,
365 00:18:02 what are we gonnado about DJ Overdose?
366 00:18:04 Don't be mean.No.
367 00:18:06 Just replace her.It can't be that hard.
368 00:18:08 This wouldn'teven be a conversation
369 00:18:10 if we hadn't, like,randomly seen her today.
370 00:18:12 Yeah, but we did, and nowI'm gonna fixate over it.
371 00:18:14 Okay, but that'sa you problem though.
372 00:18:16 Okay, what ifshe was a pedophile?
373 00:18:18 - What?- Mike.
374 00:18:20 What?
375 00:18:22 What would it takefor you to fire her?
376 00:18:24 - Okay.- Really fucking different,
377 00:18:26 I feel like,from doing drugs, right?
378 00:18:30 - Like, that's...- Mike, everybody knows
379 00:18:32 if you bringa pedo to a wedding,
380 00:18:33 it's just like...
381 00:18:34 - It's bad vibes.- Bad vibes all round.
382 00:18:36 True. But a heroin addict,on the other hand...
383 00:18:38 That could be great vibes.
384 00:18:39 - 'Cause that's party vibes.- Party vibes.
385 00:18:41 - Exactly.- It might be a little fun!
386 00:18:43 For all we know, we could havecaught her on her worst day.
387 00:18:47 Yeah, but you caught her.Isn't that the point?
388 00:18:49 Why are you acting likeyou've never done anything bad?
389 00:18:51 Not that bad.
390 00:18:52 What about the dog story?
391 00:18:53 Hey, don't.
392 00:18:56 What?
393 00:18:57 Wow, okay.What's the dog story?
394 00:19:01 It's nothing.
395 00:19:02 Just tell the story.
396 00:19:04 No, I... Rachel, please.
397 00:19:06 Before we got married,
398 00:19:08 we did this thing where we saidthe worst thing we've ever done.
399 00:19:10 Yes, and then we saidwe'd never speak about it again.
400 00:19:13 - Are you kidding me?- Oh.
401 00:19:15 Just...
402 00:19:17 It's fine.
403 00:19:20 Do you want me to tell it?
404 00:19:21 No, I don't wantanyone to tell it.
405 00:19:22 Wait...
406 00:19:24 did you, like, fuck a dog?
407 00:19:26 I didn't fuck a dog, Charlie.
408 00:19:27 I thought that'swhat you were gonna say.
409 00:19:28 Come on. I'll do mine too.
410 00:19:31 Oh, fuck, man.
411 00:19:34 Okay, I'll tell mineif we all do it.
412 00:19:37 - Great.- Sure.
413 00:19:38 - Yeah? Promise?- Mm-hm.
414 00:19:40 Promise.
415 00:19:42 - Okay. What?- Okay.
416 00:19:45 This is about an ex-girlfriendI was dating
417 00:19:47 when I was in college.
418 00:19:48 Who, Tessa?
419 00:19:49 Yeah.
420 00:19:50 So, we'd been datingfor about a year,
421 00:19:52 and it was her birthday,
422 00:19:54 so we went down to Mexicoto celebrate,
423 00:19:56 and she, look,she had anger issues,
424 00:19:59 and she didn't reallyseem grateful for the trip,
425 00:20:01 and we argued a lot.
426 00:20:02 - It was really exhausting...- Don't sugarcoat it.
427 00:20:04 Okay, I'm just saying,
428 00:20:06 you know, the vibeswere already off, all right?
429 00:20:08 So, okay, anyway,
430 00:20:10 um, one night we're walking homefrom a bar.
431 00:20:12 This was actuallyon her birthday.
432 00:20:14 Um, yeah, and, uh...
433 00:20:16 we're cutting through thisback alley to get to our place,
434 00:20:19 and this dog comesout of nowhere, barking.
435 00:20:24 And no owner in sight.Just a wild, crazy street dog.
436 00:20:28 And, um...
437 00:20:30 instinctively,she starts kicking at it,
438 00:20:33 which only makes the dogmore aggressive, and...
439 00:20:35 Right.
440 00:20:37 ...it actuallystarts biting her.
441 00:20:39 And what did you do?
442 00:20:41 Um...
443 00:20:43 I kinda sortajust moved behind...
444 00:20:45 - He used her as a human shield.- No! I...
445 00:20:47 That's what you said.
446 00:20:48 You said you held herin front of you
447 00:20:50 to avoid getting bitten.
448 00:20:52 Yeah, okay. I used heras a human shield.
449 00:20:54 - Fine.- Thank you.
450 00:20:55 On her birthday. Wow.
451 00:20:57 I mean, like it makesa difference, really.
452 00:20:58 What a horriblelittle piece of shit you were.
453 00:21:00 Oh, no, he still is.
454 00:21:02 Yeah, okay.Let's hear yours, then.
455 00:21:04 No, I regret it.
456 00:21:05 No, Rachel, you have to.
457 00:21:08 I can't! No, I can't.I'm sorry, I can't.
458 00:21:10 If you don't tell them,
459 00:21:11 I will and I'll make itsound so much worse.
460 00:21:13 Okay, just give me a second.
461 00:21:15 I need a moment.
462 00:21:19 Okay, she...
463 00:21:20 I locked a kid in a closet.
464 00:21:22 - Okay.- No, come on, the full story.
465 00:21:24 All right, so...
466 00:21:26 I had this reallyweird neighbor growing up.
467 00:21:30 He was a few yearsyounger than me.
468 00:21:32 He was a little slow.
469 00:21:34 And he came overto my house one day
470 00:21:37 wanting to show mesome abandoned RV
471 00:21:39 that he had found in the woods.
472 00:21:42 And I don't know,I must have been bored that day
473 00:21:43 because I just went with it.
474 00:21:46 And it was reallyout of the way.
475 00:21:48 Like, deep in the forest.
476 00:21:50 And when we got there,it was disgusting.
477 00:21:52 It smelled bad,
478 00:21:54 and there was beer bottlesand porn everywhere.
479 00:21:58 Oh, this is where you met Mike.
480 00:22:00 Fuck you.
481 00:22:01 And at first, I was like,"Why am I here?"
482 00:22:05 And then I noticedthis empty closet,
483 00:22:10 and I dared him to get in it.
484 00:22:14 And I don't knowwhat came over me,
485 00:22:16 but I slammed the doorand I locked it.
486 00:22:18 And he immediately startedscreaming, like, really loud.
487 00:22:22 And I didn't know what to do,so I ran away.
488 00:22:25 Yeah.
489 00:22:28 Wait, why didn't youjust open it?
490 00:22:29 Well, he was, like, going crazy,
491 00:22:32 and it freaked me out,
492 00:22:34 so I just ran homeand I didn't say anything.
493 00:22:37 What?And, uh...
494 00:22:38 Wait, what...What happened to him?
495 00:22:41 I don't know.
496 00:22:42 Wait, what do you mean?
497 00:22:45 - I remember...- That's dark, Rachel!
498 00:22:46 I remember his dadcoming over later that day.
499 00:22:50 He asked me what was going on,and if I knew where his son was.
500 00:22:55 And I was just so scaredthat I was gonna get in trouble
501 00:22:58 that I didn't tell him.
502 00:23:00 And the next morningwhen I woke up,
503 00:23:01 there was, like, a fullsearch party going.
504 00:23:04 - You left him there overnight?- Yeah.
505 00:23:06 But they found him.They found him. Don't worry.
506 00:23:08 He's alive! He's alive.
507 00:23:11 But no one everasked me about it,
508 00:23:12 and it never came back to me,for some reason.
509 00:23:14 Yeah, 'cause he wasterrified of you obviously.
510 00:23:16 Yeah. Maybe.
511 00:23:17 Well, what would you have doneif they hadn't found him?
512 00:23:20 Oh, I would have said something.
513 00:23:22 It kinda sounds like you didn't.
514 00:23:24 Well, they found him.I didn't have to say anything.
515 00:23:26 - What's yours, then, Charlie?- Yeah, come on, Charlie.
516 00:23:28 Oh, um...
517 00:23:31 What's the worst thingI've ever done?
518 00:23:32 And don't fuck around, man.The worst one.
519 00:23:35 Mm-hm.Don't bullshit us.
520 00:23:36 I...
521 00:23:38 Fuck. I... I don't know.I don't know.
522 00:23:42 I don't know.I honestly don't know.
523 00:23:44 No, fuck that.You have to say something.
524 00:23:45 Um......I cyberbullied someone
525 00:23:50 really badlywhen I was in school.
526 00:23:52 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
527 00:23:55 - When?- Um...
528 00:23:58 - I must have been 14, I think.- This fucking guy, man.
529 00:24:01 Yeah, but, like, how badare we talking?
530 00:24:03 No, badly. He moved.His entire family moved.
531 00:24:06 Because of the bullying?
532 00:24:07 Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah.
533 00:24:10 But when I think about it,
534 00:24:12 it could have beena coincidence.
535 00:24:14 Lame.Come on.
536 00:24:15 But they did move.And he was crying!
537 00:24:17 I made him crya bunch of times.
538 00:24:18 You were 14! Who cares?
539 00:24:20 Your brain doesn't evenfully develop until you're 25.
540 00:24:23 And yours never got there?
541 00:24:24 Why are we allganging up on me today?
542 00:24:26 - I didn't say anything.- Yeah, that's true.
543 00:24:28 - Thank you, Emma. You're sweet.- Oh, Emma. What about Emma?
544 00:24:30 I didn't mean...No, I think you were still...
545 00:24:33 No, no, no, no.He's disqualified.
546 00:24:34 We're moving on. Come on.
547 00:24:35 Yeah, come on,give us something good.
548 00:24:37 Give us some hot tea, Emma.
549 00:24:43 Hm.
550 00:24:50 Do you know what it is?
551 00:24:52 Uh, I don't know.
552 00:24:53 Do I know what this is?
553 00:24:56 Come on.
554 00:24:59 Come on.
555 00:25:01 Don't pussy out on us now.
556 00:25:02 Okay. I, um...
557 00:25:05 I, like...
558 00:25:08 almost did a mass shooting.
559 00:25:12 No, what do you mean?What do you mean?
560 00:25:15 Uh...
561 00:25:17 Like, um, when I was 15,
562 00:25:19 I was, like, really, reallyfucked up back then,
563 00:25:21 and, um, yeah,
564 00:25:24 I planned to bringa weapon to school.
565 00:25:29 And, like, do a school shooting?
566 00:25:35 What?
567 00:25:36 Yeah, I think I was, like,actually gonna do it.
568 00:25:39 I think I almost did one.
569 00:25:40 Oh, come on.
570 00:25:42 You're joking.You, like, fantasized about it.
571 00:25:44 No, like, I had a weapon,
572 00:25:46 and I brought itto school which is...
573 00:25:51 Yeah.
574 00:25:53 What weapon?
575 00:25:55 It was my dad's rifle.
576 00:25:56 No. No, I don'tbelieve this for a second.
577 00:25:58 No, it's true. I mean,it's actually why I'm deaf.
578 00:26:00 I was practicing in the woods,and I held the gun too close.
579 00:26:05 What?
580 00:26:08 Yeah.
581 00:26:10 You said you had thatsince birth.
582 00:26:12 What are you...
583 00:26:13 Well, I didn't, like,wanna say, but, um...
584 00:26:17 Yeah.
585 00:26:18 I was holding it,and then my ear popped.
586 00:26:21 And there was all this blood,
587 00:26:24 and yeah, that was that. Yeah.
588 00:26:30 But I didn't...
589 00:26:32 I didn't do anything.
590 00:26:33 I didn't, like,actually do anything.
591 00:26:35 I know it's, like, insaneto have the fucking, like, idea,
592 00:26:37 but I didn't...
593 00:26:40 I... Yeah, I didn'tactually do anything.
594 00:26:50 Oh.
595 00:26:53 You knowmy cousin's in a wheelchair
596 00:26:54 because of a shooting, right?
597 00:27:02 I... I didn't know that, no.
598 00:27:05 Are you fucking serious?
599 00:27:09 Wait...Wait, are you...
600 00:27:11 Are you being serious about...Is this a real thing? Like...
601 00:27:15 This is...
602 00:27:17 so disturbing,
603 00:27:19 I don't even knowhow to respond to this.
604 00:27:21 Um, I'm... I'm sorry.I shouldn't have said anything.
605 00:27:25 You planned a school shooting?
606 00:27:26 - I mean, I was 15 years old.- Rachel. Rachel. Don't...
607 00:27:28 Oh, you were 15? So,what, does that make it okay?
608 00:27:30 You were 15?
609 00:27:32 No, that's not what I'm saying.I just...
610 00:27:35 - Um, I'm sorry. I'm drunk.- Oh, you're drunk,
611 00:27:37 so what does that mean?Are you lying?
612 00:27:39 Rachel, just stopyelling at her. What the...
613 00:27:40 Stop yelling?
614 00:27:41 You know what? Fuck this.We're leaving. Mike!
615 00:27:44 Rachel, I know thatthis sounds insane.
616 00:27:45 I get that.
617 00:27:46 It's just that, like,at the time
618 00:27:47 I was really depressed, and I...
619 00:27:49 Um, hey, look, Rach,I'm gonna order an Uber.
620 00:27:51 Can we just calm downfor a second?
621 00:27:53 Sam is actuallyparalyzed because of that.
622 00:27:56 Who's Sam?
623 00:27:57 My cousin. My fucking cousin.
624 00:27:58 I'm sorry, I didn't knowwhat his name was.
625 00:28:00 Samantha.I've told you about her.
626 00:28:02 - Is everything all right?- Yeah, can we get some water...
627 00:28:05 Oh, my God.Shit.
628 00:28:18 Seven minutes.
629 00:28:21 You do have the keys.They're in your purse.
630 00:28:22 Charlie, I don't have the key.I checked.
631 00:28:25 I checked. On the way here,
632 00:28:26 I already checked.
633 00:28:28 - They're not in there.- I...
634 00:28:32 You see?
635 00:28:34 - I can hear them.- I did this already.
636 00:28:36 Oh.
637 00:28:45 - Charlie, I didn't mean...- Emma.
638 00:28:47 ...for tonight to be...
639 00:28:48 - I didn't mean...- I don't...
640 00:28:49 Let's just talk about itin the morning.
641 00:28:51 Are you sure?'Cause I feel like...
642 00:28:53 Yes, you're fucked up.
643 00:28:54 I don't want to talk to youright now. So...
644 00:28:56 I'm not fucked up.You are.
645 00:28:57 Let's just go to bed.
646 00:29:00 Okay.
647 00:29:03 How'd you get so drunk?
648 00:30:24 - Is that you?- Yeah.
649 00:30:27 What? When did you wear glasses?
650 00:30:31 - Can you send this to me?- No, no, I cannot.
651 00:30:33 - Why not?- Because I look insane.
652 00:31:00 Fuck!
653 00:31:16 Charlie.
654 00:31:20 Charlie.
655 00:31:50 I mean, she's insane.She's insane, right?
656 00:31:52 Yeah, I mean,she's obviously not the person
657 00:31:53 you thought she was.
658 00:31:54 The fucking weddingis this weekend.
659 00:31:56 My family's flying in on Friday.
660 00:31:57 And I've spentso much fucking money.
661 00:31:59 No, we'll worry aboutthat stuff later, all right?
662 00:32:02 You're not marryinga psychopath, right?
663 00:32:05 Fly back to London.Leave right now.
664 00:32:07 Don't even go backto the apartment.
665 00:32:08 Get away as fast you can.I'll take care of it.
666 00:32:11 I'll call the police.
667 00:32:14 I'll beat her up.Whatever you want.
668 00:32:26 Thank you.
669 00:32:59 I'm really sorryabout last night.
670 00:33:02 Um...
671 00:33:03 Yeah.No. That was, uh...
672 00:33:09 Do you hate me?
673 00:33:11 No.
674 00:33:16 - Just that...- What?
675 00:33:20 I mean, was it true?
676 00:33:24 I just...
677 00:33:27 There's no way. I mean...
678 00:33:30 I'm just havinga really hard time believing...
679 00:33:32 Why would I make somethinglike that up? It's...
680 00:33:36 So you were justnever gonna tell me?
681 00:33:40 Maybe.
682 00:33:44 Then why say itin front of everybody?
683 00:33:47 I didn't fucking plan it,you know?
684 00:33:49 It just... I was drunk.I mean...
685 00:33:52 Hm.
686 00:33:56 I mean, were you...
687 00:33:57 Can we just forget about it?
688 00:34:00 Like, I won't bring it up.
689 00:34:01 You don't bring it upand we just,
690 00:34:03 like, forget about it.We just don't...
691 00:34:06 I kind of think I have to know,
692 00:34:09 'cause...
693 00:34:11 otherwise I'm gonna be assumingyou're like a psychopath.
694 00:34:17 I mean...
695 00:34:21 Like, why...How did you even get the...
696 00:34:23 Why did you wantto shoot up your school?
697 00:34:25 - God, don't say it like that.- Well, that's what you said.
698 00:34:27 - I just...- You said you planned
699 00:34:29 - a school shooting.- Okay, I get it. Just please.
700 00:34:33 Please.
701 00:34:36 I don't want youto fixate on this.
702 00:34:37 - You know how you are. You do.- What the fuck
703 00:34:39 - are you talking about?- You fixate on things
704 00:34:40 - and you can't stop thinking...- Think it's gonna be better...
705 00:34:45 We should just do this later.
706 00:34:47 Why?
707 00:34:49 Well, because I feel like shit,
708 00:34:50 and we're supposedto meet Frances.
709 00:34:51 Okay, just cancel Frances.Like...
710 00:34:53 No, we can't.
711 00:34:54 I mean, it's, like,her only time apparently.
712 00:34:59 You know,unless you don't
713 00:35:01 want to go through with itanymore.
714 00:35:08 Do you not want to get married?
715 00:35:11 Emma, of course I wantto get married.
716 00:35:14 I just... I just want tobe able to talk to you about it.
717 00:35:20 Like was this... When was this?It was in high school?
718 00:35:25 Then we sort ofsettled down
719 00:35:26 when I was, like, seven.
720 00:35:29 And I was fine then, I think.I had friends and stuff.
721 00:35:33 Um...
722 00:35:36 Then we movedagain when I was, like, 14.
723 00:35:40 Where to?
724 00:35:41 - Uh, Louisiana.- Right.
725 00:35:42 Yeah, I just...
726 00:35:44 I didn't make any new friends
727 00:35:46 and I thoughteveryone hated me and I...
728 00:36:00 Sorry.
729 00:36:02 Fuck you!
730 00:36:11 - And that was it?- No, no...
731 00:36:13 I mean, like,there was other stuff...
732 00:36:15 I just... That was one example.
733 00:36:18 Ever heard of deodorant?
734 00:36:20 Bitch.
735 00:36:21 You know, like, shit like that.
736 00:36:26 So how'd you gofrom there to, like...
737 00:36:28 How does a childeven get the idea?
738 00:36:31 I mean, it wasn't...
739 00:36:34 ...like, an original idea.
740 00:36:35 I mean, there were shootingsall the time.
741 00:36:39 I guess I was just,like, intrigued.
742 00:36:41 Intrigued?
743 00:36:43 Yeah.
744 00:36:45 By what?
745 00:36:47 Like,the aesthetics of it.
746 00:36:51 Of what?
747 00:36:53 Of shootings.
748 00:36:54 It was, like, a whole thingonline and I just...
749 00:36:57 I think I just thoughtit looked cool.
750 00:37:11 ♪ Wind, wind blow ♪
751 00:37:33 I don't know.I just started to believe
752 00:37:35 this characterthat I was playing.
753 00:37:38 And I guess it got mea lot of attention,
754 00:37:40 'cause I was a girl.
755 00:37:42 - Shit.- What?
756 00:37:44 We have to go.
757 00:37:46 I'll shoot you first.
758 00:37:48 Then your parents,
759 00:37:49 then I'll shoot youand your parents.
760 00:37:52 Then I'll do the maid,grandparents...
761 00:37:54 And you don't haveany siblings, right?
762 00:37:55 - No.- Okay.
763 00:37:56 Uh, then I'll shoot ring bearer.
764 00:37:59 Then I'll get your full-length,back of dress, putting on veil.
765 00:38:02 Then I'll shoot you.
766 00:38:03 Same thing,with and without parents.
767 00:38:05 With best man,then grandparents.
768 00:38:08 Uh, I don't thinkthey can make it.
769 00:38:10 They're not coming?
770 00:38:12 Just, uh, the travelmight be a bit much.
771 00:38:14 Okay, shooting grandparents TBD.
772 00:38:17 Uh, but thenI'll get your full-length
773 00:38:19 and then we'll doa close-up of the rings.
774 00:38:21 Signing the certificate.The first dance.
775 00:38:23 Cake cutting. Bouquet toss.
776 00:38:25 And then I'm just gonna get likea bunch of candids throughout.
777 00:38:28 Yeah? Does that feel likeit covers everything?
778 00:38:31 Mm-hm.
779 00:38:32 - Yeah, I think so.- Yeah?
780 00:38:33 Okay, I'll send youthe shot list
781 00:38:34 and you let me knowif you want to add anything.
782 00:38:36 - Cool.- Yeah.
783 00:38:37 Okay.
784 00:38:42 Am I sensing some nerves?
785 00:38:44 A little camera shy?
786 00:38:47 Why don't, um...I think that...
787 00:38:50 Why don't we, uh...Let's do a little warm-up.
788 00:38:52 Let's do a little warm-upso we're feeling, you know,
789 00:38:54 like revved up and comfortableon the day. Yeah?
790 00:38:58 All right. Let's try it.
791 00:38:59 Let's do a little warm-up.Up on our feet.
792 00:39:01 Okay. Just leaveyour coats there and, um...
793 00:39:05 Yeah, just stand right there.That's right.
794 00:39:06 That's right.Just split that mark.
795 00:39:08 Okay. Let's see how this looks.
796 00:39:12 All right, Charlie,can...
797 00:39:14 Move a little closerto the love of your life.
798 00:39:16 There we go.
799 00:39:17 All right, so, um, think aboutwhat you want to express.
800 00:39:22 Think about what you loveabout your partner.
801 00:39:24 So, Emma, what's your favoritething about Charlie?
802 00:39:27 Um...
803 00:39:28 I, uh, love thathe's very smart.
804 00:39:31 Um...
805 00:39:33 Very caring and open-mindedand understanding.
806 00:39:39 And, um, and handsome......obviously, so...
807 00:39:43 Uh...
808 00:39:45 Okay, good. Good, good.
809 00:39:46 Okay, so keep those thingsin mind. Okay?
810 00:39:48 - Charlie.- Hm?
811 00:39:50 What's yourfavorite thing about Emma?
812 00:39:53 Um...Sh...
813 00:39:56 She's, uh, kindand, um, empathetic and, uh...
814 00:40:03 Funny.
815 00:40:05 She's beautiful. And empathetic.
816 00:40:10 Double empathy. That's good.
817 00:40:12 Okay, so hold onto those thoughts, okay?
818 00:40:14 And we're just gonna send theminto the camera.
819 00:40:16 Don't forget to smile.
820 00:40:20 Really smile.
821 00:40:25 Okay. Yeah.
822 00:40:26 Just smile naturally.
823 00:40:31 Yeah, just like a... Mm.
824 00:40:35 Yeah, Charlie,just a completely natural smile.
825 00:40:40 Yeah. Just like
826 00:40:42 how you would smile in life.
827 00:40:44 Okay. Um,
828 00:40:46 Ben, let's, um...let's get some music.
829 00:40:48 Let's get some vibes.
830 00:40:49 Okay? Shake things up a little.Yeah?
831 00:40:52 All right. Good, good.
832 00:40:54 That's a real smile.
833 00:40:55 That was real.That's what I was looking for.
834 00:40:57 Okay, put a hand on his chest.
835 00:41:00 Okay. Oh, bling.
836 00:41:01 There we go. Love it. Yeah.
837 00:41:03 Okay.
838 00:41:04 And... And remember,you know each other really well.
839 00:41:08 You're completelycomfortable together.
840 00:41:11 Okay.
841 00:41:13 Yeah.
842 00:41:14 Emma, fall into him.Just rest your...
843 00:41:17 We're in love.We want to show it to the world.
844 00:41:22 We found lovethat we're gonna have forever.
845 00:41:26 Right. Charlie,you're still here?
846 00:41:28 You get to bewith this beautiful woman.
847 00:41:31 Empathetic woman. You know that.
848 00:41:33 Good. Good smiles. Good smiles.Good, you two.
849 00:41:38 Okay, that's nice.You guys look great.
850 00:41:40 ♪ Tonight, I'm gonna find a wayto make it without you ♪
851 00:41:46 ♪ I'm gonna hold onto the times that we had ♪
852 00:41:51 ♪ Tonight,I'm gonna find a way... ♪
853 00:41:54 Um...
854 00:41:57 Okay. Um, you know,I think that, um...
855 00:42:00 We'll, we'll...
856 00:42:02 - We'll get there on the day.- Yeah.
857 00:42:03 Okay.
858 00:42:07 - Okay. Okay.- All right.
859 00:42:09 - Thank you.- Okay.
860 00:42:13 Jesus fucking...Are you fucking kidding me?
861 00:42:22 - This is a crosswalk!- Emma, come on.
862 00:42:23 - People fucking cross here!- Hey, dude,
863 00:42:25 - control your girlfriend.- Emma.
864 00:42:26 - "Control your girlfriend"?- Emma.
865 00:42:27 Get the fuckout of the way!
866 00:42:28 I'm not getting outof the fucking way.
867 00:42:30 - You crazy bitch.- It's a crosswalk, dumbass.
868 00:42:31 Jesus Christ.
869 00:42:41 Fuck.
870 00:42:43 Oh, Sorry.
871 00:42:45 What the fuck are you doing?
872 00:42:47 I won't do that again.
873 00:42:50 I just don't reallylike being slapped.
874 00:42:56 Hey,thanks for waiting.
875 00:42:57 So, how's it all going?
876 00:43:01 Sorry. Did I interrupt anything?
877 00:43:03 Just... No, it's great. Yeah.
878 00:43:04 Okay. Cool.Long night?
879 00:43:06 - Yeah.- Yeah.
880 00:43:07 Yeah, I know. Me too.
881 00:43:09 Um, should we check out...
882 00:43:10 ...what we were talking about?
883 00:43:11 Yeah.Cool. Okay.
884 00:43:12 These ones just came in.
885 00:43:14 You probably noticed them.They're a little loud, but...
886 00:43:22 Did you actuallylike the lilies?
887 00:43:25 'Cause I can call him backif you didn't.
888 00:43:29 - Uh, no, it's fine. Yeah.- Okay.
889 00:43:32 You okay?
890 00:43:37 How close did you get?
891 00:43:39 You probably wanna know why.
892 00:43:42 "Why'd she do it?
893 00:43:44 "What's wrong with her?"
894 00:43:51 What the fuck.
895 00:44:02 Hey, fucker.
896 00:44:04 Hey, fucker.
897 00:44:06 You wanna fucking die?
898 00:44:16 Hi.
899 00:44:18 By the time you see this,
900 00:44:19 I'll most likelyalready be gone.
901 00:44:23 And now you're wondering why.
902 00:44:25 "Why did she..."
903 00:44:28 Fuck.
904 00:44:36 Oh, my God.There's a shooting.
905 00:44:38 What?Yeah, at the mall.
906 00:44:42 People are, like, jumpingout of windows and shit.
907 00:44:43 What? Right now?
908 00:44:44 Oh, my God.I was just there.
909 00:44:46 What the fuckis going on?
910 00:44:48 There wasanother mass shooting?
911 00:44:49 Technically, it wasn'ta mass shooting, but yeah.
912 00:44:52 What do you mean?
913 00:44:54 Only three people died.It has to be four or more.
914 00:44:57 Uh-huh, okay. Uh...
915 00:45:01 And that's the reasonyou didn't do it?
916 00:45:04 'Cause someone else...
917 00:45:06 That's the reasonyou didn't do it, 'cause...
918 00:45:09 somebody elsejust got there first?
919 00:45:13 I just got the newsthat Marcus didn't make it.
920 00:45:16 What?
921 00:45:18 He passed away earlier today...
922 00:45:19 ...at the hospital.
923 00:45:25 Who the fuckdoes something like that?
924 00:45:26 Like, what is wrong with you?You know what I mean?
925 00:45:30 Yeah.
926 00:45:34 Yeah. It's like...
927 00:45:37 how can someone even, like...
928 00:45:41 - Get the idea?- Yeah.
929 00:45:43 ...with being herewith each other
930 00:45:45 in a moment like this,
931 00:45:47 and really seeing each other,really hearing each other,
932 00:45:49 feeling each other.
933 00:45:53 Some of us might be scared.
934 00:45:55 Some of us might be angry.
935 00:45:57 I bet some of usare confused today, aren't we?
936 00:46:01 That's okay.
937 00:46:03 We ain't gonna run awayfrom those feelings today.
938 00:46:07 So here's what we're gonna do.
939 00:46:08 I wanna tryan exercise with y'all.
940 00:46:10 All right, everybodyget up on your feet real quick.
941 00:46:14 What I want you to do
942 00:46:15 is to start slowlywalking around.
943 00:46:19 Good.
944 00:46:21 Now, after a moment,I want you to stop.
945 00:46:26 Okay, look at that personthat's right in front of you.
946 00:46:30 See if you can sense
947 00:46:31 what they're experiencingright now.
948 00:46:34 Yeah, okay.Any other thoughts?
949 00:46:37 I don't know. I just feel likethis is specifically
950 00:46:39 a male problem, right?
951 00:46:41 Like it's alwayssome angry, crazy guy.
952 00:46:44 - Emma?- Hm?
953 00:46:46 You don't agree?
954 00:46:48 No, there's been a few.
955 00:46:50 A few what?
956 00:46:52 Mass shootings by women.
957 00:46:54 Well, not in America.
958 00:46:56 Yeah, I mean,there's even that song,
959 00:46:58 - I Don't Like Mondays.- What?
960 00:46:59 It's about a woman
961 00:47:01 who shot a bunch of peoplefrom her window
962 00:47:02 because she hated Mondays.
963 00:47:04 It's not just men,and they're not all crazy.
964 00:47:07 A lot of themare shockingly normal.
965 00:47:09 Normal?
966 00:47:11 I mean, like, what the hellare you talking about?
967 00:47:12 Look them in the eyes.
968 00:47:15 Acknowledge them. Be with them.
969 00:47:17 Be aware of them.
970 00:47:21 It's okay if you're emotional.
971 00:47:25 Okay, let's keep doing it.Keep walking. Keep going.
972 00:47:28 So, uh, I was gonna ask youif you wanted to join me
973 00:47:31 and, you know,try to do something.
974 00:47:35 About?
975 00:47:36 Gun violence.
976 00:47:38 Oh.
977 00:47:39 'Cause I'm justtrying to organize
978 00:47:40 a little something, you know?
979 00:47:42 Unless you, like,love guns or something.
980 00:47:45 Yeah, no.
981 00:47:47 It's kind of likethat Louis Malle movie.
982 00:47:49 What?
983 00:47:51 Do you know the oneabout the guy who wants to join
984 00:47:53 the French Resistance,
985 00:47:55 but they reject him,so he joins the Nazis instead?
986 00:47:59 But it's, like,the other way around.
987 00:48:03 I haven't seen that one.
988 00:48:04 I don't know,if anyone wants to volunteer?
989 00:48:08 What about Emma?
990 00:48:09 - Me?- Yeah.
991 00:48:11 I mean, I feel likeyou'd be a good speaker.
992 00:48:13 Why?
993 00:48:15 I don't know.I mean, it just makes sense.
994 00:48:17 I mean, you sound legit,
995 00:48:19 and I just feel likeyou have the best face for it.
996 00:48:22 Okay. Yeah, Emma it is.
997 00:48:36 Okay.
998 00:48:38 Let's make the worlda better place, right?
999 00:48:40 No more guns!No more guns!
1000 00:48:47 And you didn'tfeel like a fraud?
1001 00:48:49 No.
1002 00:48:50 It felt like finally waking upfrom a bad dream.
1003 00:48:55 Just like that?
1004 00:48:56 I mean, I guess.
1005 00:49:00 Okay.
1006 00:49:03 And you neverhad those issues again?
1007 00:49:06 Like what? What do you mean?
1008 00:49:08 Like...
1009 00:49:10 violent urges...
1010 00:49:12 God, no. No.
1011 00:49:14 Okay.
1012 00:49:17 But, like, when did...
1013 00:49:18 Charlie, can we stoptalking about this?
1014 00:49:22 Just... Until after the wedding?
1015 00:49:24 Because... I just... I don't...I don't wanna ruin everything.
1016 00:49:27 And I don't want youto look at me differently.
1017 00:49:30 And I just... I love you.I love you so much.
1018 00:49:38 I love you too.
1019 00:49:44 Rachel's not responding.
1020 00:49:46 It's pretty late.
1021 00:49:48 Yeah, well, she's notresponding to my emails either.
1022 00:49:51 Why are you emailing her?
1023 00:49:53 'Cause I stupidly got Aliceto hire her for this work thing.
1024 00:49:56 I'll just call Mikein the morning.
1025 00:49:57 They probably both hate me.
1026 00:50:01 They don't hate you.
1027 00:50:02 It's gonna be all right,I promise.
1028 00:50:04 How do you know that?
1029 00:50:06 'Cause it's just Rachel.She's just...
1030 00:50:07 She's just overreacting,like she always does.
1031 00:50:25 You know...
1032 00:50:27 What?
1033 00:50:32 Freud said something like, uh,
1034 00:50:34 the feelings that we don'ttalk about get buried alive,
1035 00:50:38 only to come out in uglier ways.
1036 00:50:43 Is that what youfeel right now?
1037 00:50:48 No, I just thinkit's important to talk.
1038 00:50:52 Yeah.
1039 00:50:54 And we did.
1040 00:50:58 We did, yeah.
1041 00:51:01 And we're okay, right?
1042 00:51:06 Yeah.
1043 00:52:04 Morning. How'd you sleep?
1044 00:52:08 Not great.
1045 00:52:10 What... What are you doing?
1046 00:52:12 Just working on my speech.
1047 00:52:19 - I'm just gonna have a shower.- Okay.
1048 00:52:22 - Hey.- Hm?
1049 00:52:24 Kiss.
1050 00:53:01 Hey, Charlie, did you...
1051 00:53:04 Jesus, you scared me.
1052 00:53:06 I was making a smoothie.
1053 00:53:10 Why are you lookingat me like that?
1054 00:53:12 Like what?
1055 00:53:14 Like you're scared of me.
1056 00:53:16 It was just like a...It was a reflex.
1057 00:53:20 Do you think I came in hereto stab you?
1058 00:53:24 No. What? Of course not. I...
1059 00:53:27 What was the question?
1060 00:53:42 Very funny.
1061 00:53:48 Didn't you say you hada friend that died?
1062 00:53:51 What?
1063 00:53:52 Like,when you were younger.
1064 00:53:53 In a car accident or something?
1065 00:53:58 Uh, yeah. My neighbor.
1066 00:54:01 Were you guys close?
1067 00:54:02 No, not really. She wasa couple of years older than me.
1068 00:54:07 And how old was shewhen it happened?
1069 00:54:09 She was, like, 12.
1070 00:54:10 No shit. Wow.
1071 00:54:12 That must have beena really crazy thing to witness,
1072 00:54:14 like, at that age.
1073 00:54:16 I didn't actually witness it.
1074 00:54:19 No, but still. You neverhad therapy or anything?
1075 00:54:22 I was 10.
1076 00:54:24 Yeah, but, like, 10is a very vulnerable age...
1077 00:54:27 - Okay, Charlie, please.- What?
1078 00:54:28 I just... I knowwhat you're trying to say,
1079 00:54:29 and I don't think it's relevant.
1080 00:54:32 How do you knowif it's relevant or not
1081 00:54:33 if you haven't analyzed it?
1082 00:54:37 - Sure.- Right?
1083 00:54:40 So, three o'clock, then?
1084 00:54:43 - What?- For City Hall,
1085 00:54:44 for the marriage license.
1086 00:54:46 Oh, yeah. Um, yes.
1087 00:55:37 Oh, fuck. Sorry.
1088 00:55:39 Sorry. Sorry.
1089 00:55:40 - Jesus.- Um...
1090 00:55:41 Hey.
1091 00:55:42 Uh, have you talked to Rachel?
1092 00:55:45 No, I have not.
1093 00:55:46 Oh, um, would you mindjust nudging her?
1094 00:55:48 I just haven't heard from her.
1095 00:55:52 Misha, what is this?
1096 00:55:54 Did you put this on my desk?
1097 00:55:56 No.
1098 00:55:58 Do you know who did?
1099 00:55:59 No.
1100 00:56:01 It didn't just come in the mail?
1101 00:56:04 Are you okay?
1102 00:56:06 Yeah. Sorry, what did you want?
1103 00:56:07 Just an update. She's just,like, not responding.
1104 00:56:12 I think... I think she's just,like, really busy.
1105 00:56:15 Doesn't needto be right now.
1106 00:56:16 Yeah.But she's, like, always busy.
1107 00:56:18 Like, juggling a million things.
1108 00:56:21 What does that mean?She's not gonna do it?
1109 00:56:23 I mean... probably not.
1110 00:56:27 But this was your idea.
1111 00:56:30 Yeah, but she kind of talked meinto it, you know?
1112 00:56:33 She's in marketing.She's just very good at that.
1113 00:56:35 Yeah.
1114 00:56:37 Okay. So, what should we do?
1115 00:56:42 I mean, honestly, I think
1116 00:56:44 we just, like, move onwith someone else, 'cause...
1117 00:56:48 She's great.Like, don't get me wrong.
1118 00:56:49 It's just, she sucksat time management.
1119 00:56:52 Okay.
1120 00:56:53 - Sorry.- She's your friend.
1121 00:57:58 Is... Is everything okay?
1122 00:58:02 Yeah, I'm just...
1123 00:58:04 What?
1124 00:58:07 - Nothing.- Okay.
1125 00:58:12 Do you... Do you needsome help? Or...
1126 00:58:14 No, just, like...
1127 00:58:18 Okay.
1128 00:58:28 Hm...
1129 00:58:38 Um, Charlie, we don't haveto do this if you don't want to.
1130 00:58:41 No, I do. I do. I do. Just...
1131 00:58:44 Just give me a second.
1132 00:58:45 Okay.
1133 00:58:52 Okay. I feel like... You haveto stop thinking about it.
1134 00:58:56 Hey, come on.
1135 00:58:57 You can't just say,"Stop thinking about it."
1136 00:58:58 So, you are thinking about it?
1137 00:58:59 I'm notthinking about it.
1138 00:59:03 For fuck's sakes,I am thinking about it now.
1139 00:59:07 Let's just start over.
1140 00:59:26 ♪ When you're sittingon your own ♪
1141 00:59:28 ♪ And you feel the city lifesurround you ♪
1142 00:59:34 ♪ And she's always on the phoneand... ♪
1143 00:59:37 Is that seat taken?
1144 00:59:41 Go ahead.
1145 00:59:52 Do you live around here?
1146 00:59:55 What?
1147 00:59:57 It's justthat you look familiar.
1148 01:00:00 Um, yeah. I'm...
1149 01:00:04 Yeah, I live near here.
1150 01:00:05 Oh, cool.
1151 01:00:07 I'm Emma, by the way.
1152 01:00:09 What's your name?
1153 01:00:13 - I don't think this is gonna...- I'm sorry, what's your name?
1154 01:00:19 - Charlie.- Charlie.
1155 01:00:23 What's a...
1156 01:00:25 sexy guy like youdoing out all alone?
1157 01:00:29 Emma, look...
1158 01:00:30 Do you have an accent?What's that? Australian?
1159 01:00:34 This isn't gonna work.
1160 01:00:35 What's not gonna work?
1161 01:00:37 Look,let's just not do this.
1162 01:00:39 - Do what?- Just stop. Stop.
1163 01:00:40 This is stupid.
1164 01:00:41 Like, I'm notoverthinking anything.
1165 01:00:43 It's just beena stressful week. I...
1166 01:00:46 I don't even careabout it anymore.
1167 01:00:48 - You don't?- No.
1168 01:00:51 Well, then, why'd youthrow out the mug?
1169 01:00:53 - What mug?- Your mug
1170 01:00:54 with the fucking gun on it.
1171 01:00:56 - I didn't.- Yes, you did.
1172 01:00:58 I don't know. Maybe it wasfucking broken or something.
1173 01:01:00 Oh, my God.Why are you lying about it?
1174 01:01:01 Okay, I'm sorry.
1175 01:01:03 I didn't realize the mug meantso much to you.
1176 01:01:04 I'm sorry I threw it away.
1177 01:01:06 It's obviously not aboutthe fucking mug, Charlie.
1178 01:01:14 Ow! Fuck.
1179 01:01:15 - Fuck. Sorry.- Charlie, the fuck was that?
1180 01:01:17 I'm so sorry.I was just trying to do
1181 01:01:19 - your stupid joke thing.- Just stop.
1182 01:01:20 - Are you all right?- Yes, I'm fine. I'm just...
1183 01:01:24 Fuck. It's Rachel.
1184 01:01:26 Hey.
1185 01:01:28 Well, Rachel,you're the maid of honor,
1186 01:01:30 and if you call in the middleof the night
1187 01:01:32 and say you're not comingto the wedding, I mean,
1188 01:01:35 that's not an aggressive moveto you?
1189 01:01:37 It was barely past 10:00.
1190 01:01:39 Still. She's devastated.
1191 01:01:41 Well, did she tell youthat she had Alice
1192 01:01:43 fire me off that projectshe, like, begged me
1193 01:01:45 to help her with?
1194 01:01:47 No, no. Why would she do that?
1195 01:01:49 Because she's crazy.
1196 01:01:50 Stop... stop saying that.
1197 01:01:51 Well, how can youeven trust her?
1198 01:01:53 I mean, 'cause unlike you,
1199 01:01:54 she didn't actuallydo anything, so...
1200 01:01:56 Me? What are you talking about?
1201 01:01:59 Yes. You locked a mentallydisabled child in a closet.
1202 01:02:02 - Okay, let's not...- I never said
1203 01:02:04 - he was mentally disabled.- Yes, you did.
1204 01:02:05 You said he was slow.You said he was slow.
1205 01:02:07 Please let's not fight, guys.
1206 01:02:09 You're beingincredibly hypocritical.
1207 01:02:11 It was an impulse, Charlie.
1208 01:02:13 I didn't plana cold-blooded murder.
1209 01:02:17 Well, she didn't, like... She...
1210 01:02:22 She didn't, like, come upwith it on her own.
1211 01:02:26 What do you mean?
1212 01:02:27 'Cause it's like a whole thingin this country, isn't it?
1213 01:02:30 I mean, think about it.
1214 01:02:32 If there's a shootingpractically every single day,
1215 01:02:35 then imagine how many peoplemust have thought about it.
1216 01:02:38 Or, like, planned one.Or even got close to it,
1217 01:02:42 but backed out
1218 01:02:43 or changed their mindsfor whatever reason.
1219 01:02:45 I'm sure there's thousandsof people like that.
1220 01:02:48 We just wouldn't know 'causethey would never tell anyone.
1221 01:02:51 They're just out there,living normal lives.
1222 01:02:55 Really could be anyone.
1223 01:02:58 Oh. Here we go.So it's America's fault now?
1224 01:03:01 I don't know. I think it's...
1225 01:03:02 I do thinkit's a cultural thing.
1226 01:03:03 Oh, please. Look at Mike,he grew up around guns,
1227 01:03:05 and he's terrified of them.
1228 01:03:07 I didn't grow up around guns.
1229 01:03:09 I thought you said you hadan uncle
1230 01:03:11 that owned, like,a bunch of guns.
1231 01:03:12 Yeah, because he was a cop.
1232 01:03:14 I'm not terrified of them.Why would you even say that?
1233 01:03:16 What,so you like guns now?
1234 01:03:17 Look. Can I justbe completely honest?
1235 01:03:20 I was shocked, of course.Just as much as you guys.
1236 01:03:22 Like, I...
1237 01:03:24 But...
1238 01:03:26 then we talked, and...
1239 01:03:28 and, uh, she shared some stufffrom her past that...
1240 01:03:33 I don't know. It just reallyput it into perspective for me.
1241 01:03:36 Like what?
1242 01:03:43 Shout out to Sally,you're gonna fucking die first.
1243 01:03:45 It's just...
1244 01:03:48 Uh...
1245 01:03:49 Her friend diedwhen she was young.
1246 01:03:52 Who?
1247 01:03:53 Her neighbor,who she was extremely close to.
1248 01:03:58 And she died in a car crash.
1249 01:04:02 Um, and, basically, Emma hadto witness
1250 01:04:07 her best friend getting...
1251 01:04:14 Oh, my God!No! Call 911 somebody!
1252 01:04:17 Somebody help!Get her out of there!
1253 01:04:21 I mean, that's kind ofa big deal.
1254 01:04:28 Well, I'm sorry she hadto go through that, obviously.
1255 01:04:32 No, and it really fucked her up
1256 01:04:33 and no one ever offered her
1257 01:04:35 any therapyor counseling or anything,
1258 01:04:39 and she just hadto carry that for years.
1259 01:04:47 And it's kind of interesting,in a way.
1260 01:04:51 What's interesting?
1261 01:04:54 Just that...
1262 01:04:57 It's so unexpected. And...
1263 01:05:00 I don't know. I think
1264 01:05:01 it kind of makes her
1265 01:05:02 a little more interestingto me, I guess.
1266 01:05:04 - Interesting?- Yeah.
1267 01:05:06 Really?
1268 01:05:07 - I think what he's trying...- I wasn't talking to you.
1269 01:05:09 Just that it's so not whoshe is now.
1270 01:05:11 It's not interesting, Charlie,
1271 01:05:13 - it's awful.- Hey, sorry, sorry.
1272 01:05:15 Rachel, um, they're asking
1273 01:05:16 if you can come approvethat Oatly deck?
1274 01:05:18 Well, just tell them it's fine.
1275 01:05:19 Um, no. But they said they needto hear it from you directly.
1276 01:05:24 Yeah, of course.I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
1277 01:05:47 We're gonnahave to wrap this up,
1278 01:05:49 I have a lunch.I'm meeting Sam.
1279 01:05:50 You're meeting her now?
1280 01:05:52 Yes, I had to make sure thatshe's okay with all of this.
1281 01:05:54 That she's okay with you comingto our wedding?
1282 01:05:56 Yeah. Obviously,I don't wanna betray her.
1283 01:06:04 Sam?
1284 01:06:06 Sam?
1285 01:06:08 - Sorry.- Yeah?
1286 01:06:11 Rachel's cousin?
1287 01:06:12 Yeah.
1288 01:06:13 I'm friendswith Rachel and Mike.
1289 01:06:16 Oh, cool.
1290 01:06:17 And I'm... That's a greatjacket, by the way.
1291 01:06:21 Thank you. It's just Uniqlo.
1292 01:06:22 So, you guys are,uh, really close?
1293 01:06:26 I mean, she's family.
1294 01:06:27 - Yeah.- So...
1295 01:06:28 I mean, what doesthat mean exactly?
1296 01:06:32 That she's family.
1297 01:06:33 Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just...
1298 01:06:35 She hadn't reallymentioned you before,
1299 01:06:36 so I was just, you know,just wondering.
1300 01:06:38 Did she tell youI was coming or...
1301 01:06:40 Yeah, I was just with herand, um... I don't know.
1302 01:06:42 She's just...There's some drama.
1303 01:06:44 And you know how Rachel is.
1304 01:06:47 Okay. What was your name?
1305 01:06:50 Uh, Charlie.
1306 01:06:51 Right. Greatto meet you, Charlie.
1307 01:06:53 - Just... Hey.- Uh...
1308 01:06:56 I just... Um... I...
1309 01:07:01 I just think...
1310 01:07:02 Um...
1311 01:07:03 I think you would love Emma.
1312 01:07:05 Okay. Um... You know,I'm actually kind of late, so...
1313 01:07:10 "Emma, true loveis sacrificing yourself,
1314 01:07:13 "humiliating yourself.True love is egoless.
1315 01:07:16 "It's being readyto do anything.
1316 01:07:17 "True love is complicated.True love is acceptance.
1317 01:07:19 "True loveis radical acceptance.
1318 01:07:21 "Emma, I knowworse people than you."
1319 01:07:23 Jesus, not that.What the fuck am I...
1320 01:08:09 Misha.
1321 01:08:10 Mm-hm?
1322 01:08:13 What's, like, the worst thingyou've ever done?
1323 01:08:16 What's the worst thingI've ever done?
1324 01:08:18 Mm...
1325 01:08:20 Really?
1326 01:08:21 Mm...
1327 01:08:24 Cheated.
1328 01:08:25 Yeah? Like, recently or...
1329 01:08:28 No,like, a few years ago.
1330 01:08:32 What made it so bad? Were youin a serious relationship or...
1331 01:08:36 You don't think cheatingis bad enough?
1332 01:08:38 No, it's, like, bad.But, like, what happened?
1333 01:08:41 Um, well, I was dating this guy,who was very nice.
1334 01:08:44 Like, genuinely kind.
1335 01:08:47 And we lived togetherfor, like, two years.
1336 01:08:50 And I just couldnot bring myself
1337 01:08:55 to have sex with him anymore.
1338 01:08:57 'Cause he was too nice?
1339 01:08:59 Maybe, yeah.
1340 01:09:01 And then I started sleeping withhis older married friend,
1341 01:09:06 um, who treated melike shit, so...
1342 01:09:09 And did you like that he treatedyou like shit?
1343 01:09:13 Not necessarily, but...
1344 01:09:16 we had better sex, yeah.
1345 01:09:19 And then...
1346 01:09:21 then everybodyfound out about it,
1347 01:09:22 and it was a whole fucking mess.
1348 01:09:24 Oh...
1349 01:09:25 Well, what's the worst thingyou've ever done?
1350 01:09:28 I don't know. I just...
1351 01:09:30 I wouldn't even knowhow to pick.
1352 01:09:32 Because there's just too many?
1353 01:09:35 Yeah.
1354 01:09:39 All right.
1355 01:09:42 And what would you doif you found out
1356 01:09:44 that your boyfriend, um...
1357 01:09:48 had, like, planneda school shooting?
1358 01:09:52 Oh. Uh...
1359 01:09:54 Like... Like, if Blake did that?
1360 01:09:57 Yeah. But he didn'tactually do it.
1361 01:10:00 He... He almost did it.
1362 01:10:03 Like, he had a weaponand everything,
1363 01:10:05 but he didn't.
1364 01:10:07 This is, like, in high school.
1365 01:10:09 Uh well, I mean,that would scare me obviously.
1366 01:10:13 Yeah, but, like, would it changehow you felt about him?
1367 01:10:16 Well, why didn't he do it?
1368 01:10:21 I don't know.
1369 01:10:23 Like, he...
1370 01:10:25 His...
1371 01:10:27 His, uh, car broke downand he just decided not to.
1372 01:10:34 Okay. But otherwise, he wouldhave just gone through with it,
1373 01:10:37 that's what you're saying?
1374 01:10:38 I don't know. The point is,he didn't, so...
1375 01:10:41 All right, he didn't do it.
1376 01:10:44 I don't know. I guess I'd...
1377 01:10:49 call the police.
1378 01:10:52 What?
1379 01:10:55 Okay. So, you'd callthe police, yeah?
1380 01:10:58 I think so, yeah. Right?
1381 01:11:00 He's obviously not the sameperson now, though.
1382 01:11:03 I mean, but the factthat he ever was, is...
1383 01:11:05 Yeah. But you love him, yeah?
1384 01:11:08 Yeah. I love the personthat I thought he was.
1385 01:11:10 All right, what? So,you're gonna call the police,
1386 01:11:12 and what? And have him arrested?Like, for what?
1387 01:11:16 I don't know. Isn't thatwhat you're supposed to do
1388 01:11:18 if you thinkthat someone's a threat?
1389 01:11:19 - He was 15.- Yeah, but come on.
1390 01:11:21 That's a huge red flag.
1391 01:11:23 Even after you've dated himfor two years?
1392 01:11:25 Three.
1393 01:11:27 - Three years.- Yeah, but come on,
1394 01:11:29 you've seen Blake.
1395 01:11:30 I mean, he would murder me in,like, two seconds.
1396 01:11:33 Okay. Even if he was completelyopen and honest with you?
1397 01:11:40 And he told youhe regretted everything?
1398 01:11:42 Mm-hm...
1399 01:11:44 And that he made youbelieve, beyond a doubt,
1400 01:11:48 that he's changed?
1401 01:11:53 I mean, isn't that exactlywhat a psychopath would do?
1402 01:12:14 At the bridal table...
1403 01:12:25 - Hey.- Where were you? I texted you.
1404 01:12:28 - I was doing a work thing.- Okay.
1405 01:12:37 - She seems fine.- Yeah.
1406 01:12:41 Do you want meto talk to her or...
1407 01:12:44 No, no, no. Let's just...Let's do it together.
1408 01:12:47 Okay.
1409 01:13:02 What the fuck was that?
1410 01:13:05 It's nothing. It's just...
1411 01:13:07 You okay?
1412 01:13:09 Yeah. I'm just, like, stressedabout the wedding and stuff.
1413 01:13:14 Like... I'm sorry.
1414 01:13:21 So, it's all good?
1415 01:13:23 Yeah. It's all set up.
1416 01:13:24 I just need to replacesome cables.
1417 01:13:27 Um...
1418 01:13:30 What was that trackyou were playing in there?
1419 01:13:32 Oh, it's one of mine actually.
1420 01:13:34 Really?Yeah, from forever ago.
1421 01:13:37 No way.That's... That's so cool.
1422 01:13:38 Do you...Do you still make music?
1423 01:13:40 No, not really.
1424 01:13:42 Oh, why... Why not?
1425 01:13:44 Um, just life haddifferent plans, I guess.
1426 01:13:55 - Are you okay?- Yeah. I'm sorry.
1427 01:13:56 - What's going on?- It's just... She's just, um...
1428 01:13:59 You're really...You're talented.
1429 01:14:00 She's talented.
1430 01:14:03 Anyway. Yeah,there was just, um, something
1431 01:14:05 we wanted to talk to you about.
1432 01:14:06 Okay.
1433 01:14:08 Uh, so, we saw you the other dayon the street.
1434 01:14:14 Hey, it's gonna be fine.
1435 01:14:17 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1436 01:14:20 Take a deep breath.
1437 01:14:24 I'm sorry.It's okay. It's okay.
1438 01:14:26 It's okay. It's okay.
1439 01:14:32 Whoa...
1440 01:14:34 Heroin. You were smoking heroin.
1441 01:14:36 No.
1442 01:14:38 I don't do that.
1443 01:14:40 Uh, you can be honest,we're not gonna tell anyone.
1444 01:14:43 Yeah, but I didn'tfucking do it.
1445 01:15:00 Jesus fucking Christ.
1446 01:15:11 Um...
1447 01:15:15 I don't know why I did that.
1448 01:15:16 - I'm sorry.- It's okay.
1449 01:15:23 Um...
1450 01:15:26 Can you just not tell anyoneabout this?
1451 01:15:28 Admit it,and we can move on.
1452 01:15:29 - You're not in trouble.- I think
1453 01:15:31 - we've made our point here.- No. No.
1454 01:15:32 We saw you. You wereon Arlington, by the park.
1455 01:15:35 Right?
1456 01:15:38 - Oh, maybe...- What?
1457 01:15:39 I mean, it was, like, dark.
1458 01:15:41 Why are youquestioning it now?
1459 01:15:42 - It's like...- Can I be honest?
1460 01:15:44 Yes, please. That's literallyall we want from you.
1461 01:15:45 You're being a fucking cunt.
1462 01:15:48 Excuse me?Yeah.
1463 01:15:49 Wow. Okay, you're fired.
1464 01:15:51 Please take your thingsand fucking leave.
1465 01:15:53 - Are you serious?- Yes, I'm very serious.
1466 01:15:54 - Please.- I'm all set up.
1467 01:15:56 Take your shit.
1468 01:15:57 That was a fuckingwaste of my time.
1469 01:15:58 - Thank you.- You're a bitch.
1470 01:16:01 And you're a fucking pussy.
1471 01:16:03 Can't believe you just rippedmy shirt off.
1472 01:16:51 All right, let's bring inMom and Dad.
1473 01:16:55 Yes.
1474 01:16:57 Everyone, scooch in. Get close.
1475 01:17:06 Just breathe, smile.It's a beautiful day.
1476 01:17:10 Charlie, stay with me here.
1477 01:17:12 Yes, beautiful. Happiness.
1478 01:17:15 Just relax.And real, natural smiles.
1479 01:17:18 Back to me, Charlie and Emma,
1480 01:17:19 with those big,beautiful smiles. Nice.
1481 01:17:25 Hello. Hi.
1482 01:17:27 Um, just wanted to welcomeeveryone, and thank you all
1483 01:17:31 for being hereon this special day.
1484 01:17:33 And I think we should start off
1485 01:17:36 with a toastto the bride and groom.
1486 01:17:40 To Emma and Charlie.
1487 01:17:44 Jesus.
1488 01:17:52 Um...
1489 01:17:55 - Be right back.- Okay.
1490 01:18:01 Hey.
1491 01:18:02 - Hey. You the groom?- No, I'm Mike. He's the...
1492 01:18:04 Hey. Charlie. Hey.
1493 01:18:07 Fuck her, man.
1494 01:18:10 - The other DJ.- Oh...
1495 01:18:13 It's unbelievable.What's the most important part
1496 01:18:15 of being a DJ?What do you think?
1497 01:18:17 'Cause it's not the music.
1498 01:18:20 Showing up.
1499 01:18:21 Can't DJif you don't show up, right?
1500 01:18:23 Did she have COVID?Did she mention anything?
1501 01:18:25 I... She didn'tactually mention.
1502 01:18:27 'Cause,you know, that's legit.
1503 01:18:28 Death in the family,that's also legit.
1504 01:18:30 Hey. Congrats, man.
1505 01:18:31 I'm Blake, Misha's boyfriend.
1506 01:18:35 Yes. Yes, of course.
1507 01:18:36 - Yes. Thanks for coming.- Yeah,
1508 01:18:38 well, I tried to sayhi earlier, but...
1509 01:18:40 Just a busy day.
1510 01:18:42 Yeah? Well, enjoy, man.
1511 01:18:43 - Cool. Yeah, thank you.- Yeah.
1512 01:18:44 You know, I don't know
1513 01:18:46 if she already told you,but I've actually worked
1514 01:18:47 with one of your servers before.
1515 01:18:49 - Oh, really?- Isn't that so funny?
1516 01:18:53 I actually thinkthat's a really good omen.
1517 01:18:54 So, where do I set up?
1518 01:18:56 - Mike, can you do the thing?- Yeah.
1519 01:18:58 Yeah, cool.
1520 01:19:01 You a gearhead?
1521 01:19:03 - DJ gear?- Yeah. I ask
1522 01:19:05 because I brought with me todayan EV Esense 8 with a Senny kit,
1523 01:19:08 and I have a Bluetti downbelow for power.
1524 01:19:11 It's funny.If you know about gear,
1525 01:19:13 - it's a rather unusual setup.- Yeah. Okay.
1526 01:19:25 Yeah.
1527 01:19:42 Everybody, uh, it is now timeto hear a few words
1528 01:19:46 from the father of the bride.
1529 01:19:47 Oh, boy. Thank you.
1530 01:19:55 Uh...
1531 01:19:56 Emma, my girl. You lookabsolutely stunning today.
1532 01:20:01 Time has flown byway too fast, hasn't it?
1533 01:20:04 Feels like you moved outthree days ago,
1534 01:20:06 and here you aregetting married.
1535 01:20:08 You have always been
1536 01:20:09 a creative and passionate girl.
1537 01:20:12 And I don't knowif you remember this,
1538 01:20:15 but when you were young,you had all these characters
1539 01:20:18 you would come up with.
1540 01:20:20 And you used to havethese little shows
1541 01:20:22 for your mom and me,
1542 01:20:23 using the living roomas a stage.
1543 01:20:27 I think my favoritewas the blind farmer.
1544 01:20:32 She would stumble around,
1545 01:20:34 bumping intoall this furniture, yelling,
1546 01:20:38 "Has anyone seen a brown cow?"
1547 01:20:42 But in middle school,
1548 01:20:43 you had a brief affairwith theater,
1549 01:20:45 and you were really into drama.
1550 01:20:48 But no more blind farmers.It had to be serious.
1551 01:20:52 Preferably life or death.
1552 01:20:55 But as a teenager,you became an activist.
1553 01:20:57 And you developed a strongpassion for gun control,
1554 01:21:03 which you got so serious about,I had to pick you up
1555 01:21:05 from the police one timefor egging Walmart employees
1556 01:21:08 for selling weapons.
1557 01:21:11 Uh...
1558 01:21:13 Hm...
1559 01:21:15 It was obvious it camefrom your big heart,
1560 01:21:19 but I have to admit,I think part of it was about you
1561 01:21:21 rebelling against your dad, too.
1562 01:21:22 You know, the dad who worksin the military
1563 01:21:24 and happens to own a rifle.
1564 01:21:27 The same riflewhich mysteriously disappeared
1565 01:21:30 right around that time.
1566 01:21:31 You remember that?
1567 01:21:33 Wasn't that a wild coincidence?
1568 01:21:37 Sorry. Sorry.
1569 01:21:40 Sorry, everyone.
1570 01:21:41 Uh, these are not the cablesI asked for.
1571 01:21:44 Yeah...
1572 01:21:46 That was not planned,by the way.
1573 01:21:50 All right. Um...
1574 01:21:54 You know, I kinda lost my trainof thought, so...
1575 01:21:59 Emma, Charlie, may your lovegrow deeper every day.
1576 01:22:04 - Cheers.- Cheers.
1577 01:22:13 So you always just, like,
1578 01:22:14 kept weapons around the house?
1579 01:22:17 What?
1580 01:22:19 No, I was...
1581 01:22:20 No, it was a great speech.
1582 01:22:22 - It was beautiful.- Okay.
1583 01:22:25 Right here.
1584 01:22:28 Really good.
1585 01:22:43 Maybeget some water and...
1586 01:22:45 No, my turn.I wanna do my speech.
1587 01:22:46 No, I know.I'm just saying.
1588 01:22:48 I wanna do it.
1589 01:22:49 Lower your voice,all right?
1590 01:22:50 We're at a wedding, okay?Just get it together.
1591 01:22:52 Goddamn it. Fuck.
1592 01:22:55 Hi, everybody, again.
1593 01:22:57 Uh, yeah.So, now it is time for...
1594 01:23:02 to hear some wordsfrom the maid of honor,
1595 01:23:05 Rachel.
1596 01:23:10 Hello. It's so niceto see everyone here today.
1597 01:23:16 So, I met Charliethrough my husband, Mike,
1598 01:23:20 and a few years later,we all got to know Emma.
1599 01:23:24 So when Emma asked meto be her maid of honor,
1600 01:23:27 I was a bit surprised.
1601 01:23:30 I remember thinking,"Don't you have real friends?"
1602 01:23:33 Kidding!
1603 01:23:36 Kidding.
1604 01:23:38 But seriously,getting to know Emma,
1605 01:23:42 I have come to see how layeredand complex she is.
1606 01:23:48 Full of surprises,like you wouldn't believe.
1607 01:23:50 Charlie, too!
1608 01:23:52 Which is why I think
1609 01:23:54 they will find happinessin this marriage.
1610 01:23:59 Because, Emma,
1611 01:24:01 you have found a veryopen-minded partner in Charlie.
1612 01:24:07 A real cheerleader, am I right?
1613 01:24:13 Oh! Mike's giving me that look.
1614 01:24:16 We're on a tight schedule,I see.
1615 01:24:18 But, yeah.
1616 01:24:20 Um, I think you guysare great for each other.
1617 01:24:23 I wish you all the best.
1618 01:24:26 To the happy, carefree couple.
1619 01:25:03 ...hypotheticalquestions
1620 01:25:04 about a school shooter.
1621 01:25:05 He was, like,asking for a friend,
1622 01:25:08 you know what I mean?
1623 01:25:09 Like, she maybe thought aboutdoing a school shooting.
1624 01:25:12 Oh, no.
1625 01:25:19 I know, like...
1626 01:25:23 - Hi!- Oh. Hi, Emma.
1627 01:25:25 - Sorry, did I scare you?- The bride. You look beautiful.
1628 01:25:28 Thank you.
1629 01:25:30 - Um...- Um...
1630 01:25:31 Were you just talkingto someone?
1631 01:25:33 - Just now?- Yeah.
1632 01:25:34 - Um, yeah. Yeah.- Who?
1633 01:25:37 Um...
1634 01:25:38 - Susan.- Susan?
1635 01:25:40 - Hm...- Oh.
1636 01:25:42 Hm...
1637 01:25:43 What were you talking about?
1638 01:25:44 - Uh, nothing.- Nothing?
1639 01:25:46 - Nothing. Hm...- Oh...
1640 01:25:47 Just thought I, like,overheard something.
1641 01:25:50 Well,do you mind if I just...
1642 01:25:53 - Oh, sorry. Yeah.- Can I just...
1643 01:25:54 Thank you.
1644 01:26:09 Ah!
1645 01:26:21 Can I talk with youfor a second?
1646 01:26:23 Sorry. Sorry.
1647 01:26:32 Fuck.Can you close the door, please?
1648 01:26:37 What's going on?
1649 01:26:38 Rachel was fucking talking.
1650 01:26:42 What makes you think that?
1651 01:26:44 Because I overheard Mishaand she said something.
1652 01:26:46 What... What did she say?
1653 01:26:47 I don't know,but she definitely said,
1654 01:26:49 "School shooting,"and, "Don't tell anyone."
1655 01:26:51 And what,you think Rachel told her?
1656 01:26:54 I don't know, Charlie.I don't fucking know.
1657 01:26:55 If she knows, if Misha knows,
1658 01:26:57 then who the hell elsefucking knows?
1659 01:26:59 What, my parents?
1660 01:27:01 Oh, my God, your parents.
1661 01:27:02 Oh, my God, this cannot...
1662 01:27:03 this cannot befucking happening.
1663 01:27:05 What?
1664 01:27:06 It doesn't fucking matter.It doesn't matter.
1665 01:27:08 It's gonna be okay. Okay?
1666 01:27:09 - It's gonna be fine.- Okay. Okay.
1667 01:27:11 You promiseyou didn't say anything?
1668 01:27:13 Yeah. Like, she was probablytalking about the...
1669 01:27:16 Like, there wasanother one, like, a week ago.
1670 01:27:18 She was probablytalking about that.
1671 01:27:19 Okay. Well, will you go get her?
1672 01:27:22 - Get who?- Misha, so I can talk to her.
1673 01:27:24 Uh...
1674 01:27:25 I don't know. I just don't think
1675 01:27:26 we should make a big dealabout it.
1676 01:27:28 No. No. I need to figure outwho told her. Please.
1677 01:27:33 - Okay, I'll go get her.- Ah...
1678 01:27:35 Emma. Emma. Fuck me. Jesus.
1679 01:28:01 Can I just say, um...
1680 01:28:03 he kissed me,
1681 01:28:04 and we stopped immediately,and it truly meant nothing.
1682 01:28:08 Wait, what? What are...
1683 01:28:09 What is she talking...What are you talking about?
1684 01:28:11 I don't know, like,he wasn't himself.
1685 01:28:13 He was sort of disturbed,
1686 01:28:15 and he was crying,and I was just...
1687 01:28:17 Why was he crying?
1688 01:28:18 I don't know. He asked me
1689 01:28:21 what I would do if I...
1690 01:28:23 I just hit a wall.I was very emotional.
1691 01:28:26 Shut the fuck up.What were you saying?
1692 01:28:28 He asked me what I would doif Blake did a school shooting.
1693 01:28:33 I said, "planned."Okay, yeah.
1694 01:28:35 - He said, "planned."- Yeah.
1695 01:28:36 And then he got reallyupset, and he started crying,
1696 01:28:39 and I was just tryingto make him feel better,
1697 01:28:41 and he very clearly misreadthe signals.
1698 01:28:44 I... It didn't mean any...It was just an accident.
1699 01:28:48 It was an accident. I didn't...
1700 01:28:49 Fuck.
1701 01:28:51 Okay.
1702 01:28:53 I tell you,it was nothing.
1703 01:28:59 I'm confused.
1704 01:29:00 Is the shooting thing real?
1705 01:29:23 I'm fine.
1706 01:29:25 You all right, dear?
1707 01:29:28 Yeah.
1708 01:29:33 Dear guests,
1709 01:29:35 it is now timeto hear a few words
1710 01:29:37 from the bride to the groom.
1711 01:29:42 No?
1712 01:29:44 Uh, sorry. Actually, the groom
1713 01:29:47 is going to speak first.Pardon me.
1714 01:30:03 Okay.
1715 01:30:05 Um...
1716 01:30:07 Emma, I, uh...
1717 01:30:11 Um, I had a speech, but, um...
1718 01:30:16 I've forgotten everything.Like...
1719 01:30:20 What I was gonna say was, um...
1720 01:30:23 when I first met Emma, it waskind of like out of a movie,
1721 01:30:27 you know, like, uh...
1722 01:30:29 The meet-cuteat the coffee shop, and...
1723 01:30:33 Um...
1724 01:30:35 she was reading this book.
1725 01:30:38 What was it called again?
1726 01:30:40 It doesn't matter. But, um...
1727 01:30:43 Yeah, I hadn't read the book,
1728 01:30:45 but I pretended to
1729 01:30:47 so I could talk to her, and...
1730 01:30:51 She couldn't hear anything'cause of...
1731 01:30:53 'cause of the ear, and, um...
1732 01:30:58 I thought it was really sexy.
1733 01:31:00 And, um, sweet in this weirdkind of way.
1734 01:31:04 And then she had this laugh,which is really specific,
1735 01:31:08 and I wanted to say somethingabout how it's, um, repulsive,
1736 01:31:11 but in a funny way,like, it's very...
1737 01:31:14 It's very cute,
1738 01:31:16 and it's the best laugh,and, um...
1739 01:31:19 Uh...
1740 01:31:20 I fell in love with herjust on the spot right then,
1741 01:31:24 and it's been growingever since.
1742 01:31:27 And you're my best friend,
1743 01:31:30 and we have, like,
1744 01:31:33 amazing, amazing sex.
1745 01:31:35 And, like, I mean...
1746 01:31:37 Whoa.
1747 01:31:38 Excuse me.Sorry, I'm fucking this all up.
1748 01:31:40 I didn't... Just forget it.Forget about the fucking speech.
1749 01:31:43 I don't wannaembarrass you, Emma.
1750 01:31:47 I can't... I don't deserve you.
1751 01:31:50 And I can't believethe level of stupidity
1752 01:31:53 that I've subjected you to.
1753 01:31:56 Oh...
1754 01:31:58 Can you just please, like...
1755 01:31:59 Can you just stop gossiping,all right?
1756 01:32:02 It's just our wedding.
1757 01:32:05 She didn't do anything, okay?
1758 01:32:08 She didn't do anything.
1759 01:32:15 Emma, you're the loveof my life.
1760 01:32:17 I can't understandwhy I would have done
1761 01:32:19 anything to hurt you, especiallynot with fucking Misha.
1762 01:32:21 Jesus fucking Christ, like...
1763 01:32:23 - What the fuck does that mean?- Nothing.
1764 01:32:25 - Did you fuck him?- No, I didn't fuck him.
1765 01:32:27 - I don't even care.- No, he tried to fuck me.
1766 01:32:29 I wouldn't even care.Even if you had killed someone,
1767 01:32:32 I wouldn't even care.It wouldn't change anything
1768 01:32:35 about the way I feel about you.
1769 01:32:36 Yeah, I said stop.
1770 01:32:37 I love you more than anythingin the world, and...
1771 01:32:39 Like,please, fucking stop.
1772 01:32:40 I never fuckingknew about this...
1773 01:32:42 - I know, I just...- Jesus Christ,
1774 01:32:43 can you shut the fuck up?
1775 01:32:45 Blake! Calm down, calm down.
1776 01:32:49 Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey.Hey.
1777 01:32:59 Emma?
1778 01:33:35 Hello?
1779 01:33:37 No, she's not.She's not here either.
1780 01:33:41 I think she's with her parents.
1781 01:33:42 Her dad texted me, but...
1782 01:33:46 No, no one's answeringtheir phones, so...
1783 01:34:05 Ugh! Fuck.
1784 01:34:06 Hey, Emma, I knowyou don't want to talk to me,
1785 01:34:09 but, um, can you justlet me know if you're okay?
1786 01:34:15 I mean... Yeah, just text me.
1787 01:34:20 I love you.
1788 01:34:30 Did yousexually harass Misha?
1789 01:34:33 - What?- Yes or no.
1790 01:34:36 Um, I didn't harass her.
1791 01:34:40 Jesus!
1792 01:34:45 Goddamn it, Blake!
1793 01:34:47 Can you use your fucking words?
1794 01:34:48 Jesus!
1795 01:34:50 Have another drink!I fucking will!
1796 01:35:09 - Stop screaming!- Fuck you!
1797 01:35:11 Easy!
1798 01:35:13 - I'll fucking kill you!- Shut up! Shut up...
1799 01:35:15 Where is she?
1800 01:35:17 Fuck you!
1801 01:35:18 - Where's Emma?- Uh, she's... She's...
1802 01:35:56 ♪ When you're sittingon your own ♪
1803 01:35:59 ♪ And you feel the city lifesurround you ♪
1804 01:36:05 ♪ And he's alwayson the phone ♪
1805 01:36:07 ♪ And you just don't thinkthat you can fight it ♪
1806 01:36:10 ♪ Don't give up ♪
1807 01:36:11 ♪ Don't give up,don't give up ♪
1808 01:36:15 ♪ Don't give up, darlingWhat we dream ♪
1809 01:36:21 ♪ 'Cause like the words herein this song ♪
1810 01:36:23 ♪ We'll go on and on and onwith our love ♪
1811 01:36:26 ♪ Yeah ♪
1812 01:36:29 ♪ I wanna be
1813 01:36:30 ♪ Inside out, oh, darling ♪
1814 01:36:35 ♪ I've got to be so deep thatyou'll be needing me ♪
1815 01:36:39 ♪ Inside out ♪
1816 01:36:40 ♪ Over and overand over again ♪
1817 01:36:45 ♪ As you're lying in his bed ♪
1818 01:36:47 ♪ And you're in his armsinstead of my love ♪
1819 01:36:53 ♪ As you feelhis tightening grip ♪
1820 01:36:55 ♪ Like a genie, I will slipfrom your heart ♪
1821 01:36:59 ♪ Don't give up, don't give upDon't give up, don't give up ♪
1822 01:37:03 - ♪ Don't give up- ♪ Don't give up, darling
1823 01:37:05 ♪ What you dream ♪
1824 01:37:09 ♪ 'Cause like the notes herein this song ♪
1825 01:37:12 ♪ We'll go on and on and on ♪
1826 01:37:14 ♪ With our love
1827 01:37:19 No, not for me.
1828 01:37:36 You okay, hon?Yeah.
1829 01:37:40 What can I get for you?
1830 01:37:42 Cheeseburgerand a Diet Coke, please.
1831 01:38:39 Hey.
1832 01:39:07 Hi.
1833 01:39:10 Hey.
1834 01:39:13 Can I sit?
1835 01:39:17 Yeah, of course.
1836 01:39:37 I'm sorry.
1837 01:39:43 I'm really sorry, Emma.
1838 01:39:51 Do you live around here?
1839 01:39:54 What?
1840 01:39:59 I come here sometimes, too,
1841 01:40:00 and I feel likeI've seen you here before.
1842 01:40:09 I'm Emma, by the way.
1843 01:40:14 What's your name?
1844 01:40:18 I'm Charlie.
1845 01:40:21 I live, like,two blocks from here.
1846 01:40:24 Um, what happened to your face?
1847 01:40:28 I just got into this fight.Um...
1848 01:40:32 There was a woman being robbed,
1849 01:40:35 and I tried to save herjust now.
1850 01:40:41 Yeah, this guy stole her babyfrom her stroller, actually,
1851 01:40:46 and, uh...
1852 01:40:50 ...he said he was gonna eat it.
1853 01:40:53 - Oh.- So I had to stop him.
1854 01:40:58 She was walking her babyin the middle of the night?
1855 01:41:00 Yeah, I kind of thought that wasa bit strange, as well.
1856 01:41:11 That was very brave of you.
1857 01:41:14 Thanks.
1858 01:41:29 It's nice to meet you, Charlie.
1859 01:41:49 Uh, it's nice to meet you, Emma.
1860 01:42:25 ♪ Do your thing!
1861 01:42:28 ♪ Be fancy-free to callthe tune you sing ♪
1862 01:42:37 ♪ Don't give up! ♪
1863 01:42:40 ♪ That's not the wayto win a loving-cup ♪
1864 01:42:48 ♪ Do your best ♪
1865 01:42:51 ♪ And Opportunitywill do the rest ♪
1866 01:43:00 ♪ Don't give in! ♪
1867 01:43:03 ♪ Capitulationis the greatest sin ♪
1868 01:43:12 ♪ Do what's right ♪
1869 01:43:15 ♪ What's right for you,to do with all your might ♪
1870 01:43:23 ♪ Don't regret! ♪
1871 01:43:26 ♪ What might have been,you might as well forget ♪
1872 01:43:47 ♪ Stand your ground ♪
1873 01:43:50 ♪ And while you'restanding there, be duty-bound ♪
1874 01:43:58 ♪ Make your mark! ♪
1875 01:44:01 ♪ If need be,even make it in the dark ♪
1876 01:44:10 ♪ Mum's the word! ♪
1877 01:44:13 ♪ My sage advice,pretend you haven't heard ♪