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1 00:00:40 My darling.
2 00:00:42 I love you morethan you can imagine.
3 00:00:45 You deserve endless happinessand infinite love.
4 00:00:48 And that's why you deserve...
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8 00:01:01 And cut!Cut it.
9 00:01:04 Reset!
10 00:01:06 It's a cut.Uh, good job, Frank.
11 00:01:08 Rene, that's beautiful work.Let's go to the fifteens.
12 00:01:11 Yes.- Uh, it was a little low.
13 00:01:16 - I'm sorry. What?- The phone.
14 00:01:18 They were just wantingto get one
15 00:01:19 where the phone isa little higher in frame.
16 00:01:20 Higher?It's gonna be a cutaway,
17 00:01:23 so just tell him it'll be fine.
18 00:01:25 Um, just real quick.
19 00:01:37 So if we could just doone more
20 00:01:39 where it's a little higher...
21 00:01:40 Going again!
22 00:01:41 Going again!
23 00:01:47 - Oh, thanks.- See ya, Anna.
24 00:01:50 Hey.Decent day.
25 00:01:51 Right?- Yeah.
26 00:01:54 We're going up to the cabinthis weekend.
27 00:01:55 Did I tell you that?- No. Uh...
28 00:01:58 Lisa. Lisa and I.
29 00:02:00 We're going--going up to the cabin.
30 00:02:03 - Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh.- Yeah.
31 00:02:05 How, uh, how are thingswith you and Lisa?
32 00:02:06 Lisa's planninga big hike for "Sunurday"--
33 00:02:08 Saturday or Sunday.- Oh. Uh-huh.
34 00:02:11 She's going by herselfup into the mountains all alone,
35 00:02:16 which I keep telling her,
36 00:02:18 "Lisa. Lisa.It just sounds dangerous."
37 00:02:22 Okay.
38 00:02:24 It's also supposedto snow up there,
39 00:02:25 which feels even more dangerous.
40 00:02:27 Oh. Oh.
41 00:02:29 Well, I should get going.
42 00:02:31 But you did a great job today,
43 00:02:35 and I really valueour friendship.
44 00:02:39 Okay, well, see ya, Dan.
45 00:02:49 - Hello.- Have a good weekend.
46 00:02:51 Oh. Yeah. It's gonna be fine.
47 00:02:53 No. Not you.It's me.
48 00:02:56 We, uh,we still good for tomorrow?
49 00:02:59 Uh, yeah, I'll be there.
50 00:03:01 You got the, uh...
51 00:03:04 you know,whatever you need for...
52 00:03:05 - I got it.- Okay. Alright. Great.
53 00:03:07 I'll see you in, uh...- Hey. Afterwards...
54 00:03:10 Do you think we could takethe boat out?
55 00:03:12 What?
56 00:03:14 'Cause we're gonnabe up there.
57 00:03:15 Maybe we could takethe boat out for fun.
58 00:03:16 No! No!Obviously not.
59 00:03:18 - Okay, yeah.- Tomorrow, noon.
60 00:03:20 Don't be late.
61 00:03:23 Lisa and I are going upto the cabin this weekend.
62 00:03:27 Oh, fuck.
63 00:03:29 You see how many fuckingblueberries are in this yogurt?
64 00:03:32 - Yeah.- You know, everything
65 00:03:33 is just so damn sweetthese days.
66 00:03:35 The whole country'sgoing to hell.
67 00:03:37 Sorry about that, Dad.
68 00:03:39 Jesus.
69 00:03:42 If there are any newdetails...
70 00:03:44 So Lisa is planningthis big hike for Saturday.
71 00:03:47 Yeah, she's going up intothe mountains all by herself.
72 00:03:50 I keep telling her it's very,very dangerous.
73 00:03:52 But...- Lisa? Is she still with you?
74 00:03:55 I thought you fucked that up.
75 00:03:56 No. We're fine.
76 00:03:58 I just thought it would benice to relax.
77 00:04:01 - Relax? For what?- Yes.
78 00:04:03 From playing make-believewith your Hollywood pedophiles?
79 00:04:05 Or maybe relaxfrom asking me for money.
80 00:04:08 - Okay.- Relax from that.
81 00:04:11 I mean, you know,you and your whole generation,
82 00:04:13 you got to haveeverything handed to you.
83 00:04:15 You got to crywhen you don't get a trophy.
84 00:04:17 But you're not readyto bleed for it.
85 00:04:20 What you all need is a good war.
86 00:04:22 Yeah, I hear that about war.That it's good.
87 00:04:26 Yeah.It made a man out of me.
88 00:04:28 Men are not born, Daniel.They're made.
89 00:04:32 They're forged in a furnaceof pain and suffering,
90 00:04:35 hardened by glorious battle.
91 00:04:37 - Okay, Mr. Burton.- Oh, fuck off, Kevin!
92 00:04:44 Sorry, Kevin.
93 00:04:46 Christ.He's trying to poison me.
94 00:04:50 Ahh.
95 00:04:53 I should have diedover there in combat.
96 00:04:56 Not here. Not like this.This...
97 00:05:00 Well, I should get going.
98 00:05:03 Dan, I wish a war upon you.
99 00:05:09 I know you do, Dad.
100 00:05:18 I said fuck off, Kevin!
101 00:05:46 Hey, Dan!
102 00:05:48 Hey!Hey, Rachel.
103 00:05:50 Happy hunting.
104 00:05:54 - Hey.- Hi.
105 00:05:56 Are you readyfor some hiking?
106 00:06:00 What the hell are you talkingabout? I'm not hiking.
107 00:06:04 You always park so closeto the bushes.
108 00:06:31 ♪ I was a bad love
109 00:06:34 ♪ Now I can get some
110 00:06:38 ♪ I got a heart full of
111 00:06:40 ♪ I got a heart fullof re-re-redemption ♪
112 00:06:45 ♪ I was a bad love
113 00:06:48 ♪ Now I can get some
114 00:06:52 ♪ I got a heart full of
115 00:06:53 ♪ I got a heart fullof re-re-redemption ♪
116 00:06:57 ♪ Yeah, now run, baby, run
117 00:07:00 ♪ Run from the bad love
118 00:07:02 ♪ New love, baby, come on,honey, give me some ♪
119 00:07:05 ♪ Run, baby, run,run from the bad love ♪
120 00:07:08 Why?!
121 00:07:09 ♪ New love, baby, come on,honey, give me some ♪
122 00:07:11 ♪ Run, baby, run,run from the bad love ♪
123 00:07:14 ♪ New love, baby, come on,honey, give me some ♪
124 00:07:17 ♪ Run, baby, run--
125 00:07:19 Oh, I like that.Okay.
126 00:07:21 Okay, okay.
127 00:07:32 Can you not eat anotherprotein bar on the way up?
128 00:07:34 Because I want to makeyou dinner,
129 00:07:35 and I don't want you to be full.
130 00:07:37 Aw.
131 00:07:38 I like itwhen you tell me what to do.
132 00:07:43 How's your dad?
133 00:07:44 He's fine.Same.
134 00:07:47 Loves you.
135 00:07:49 Utterly embarrassedby my existence.
136 00:07:58 Is that the new play?
137 00:08:00 - Yeah.- Yeah?
138 00:08:01 How is it?- Yeah, it's good.
139 00:08:02 Horse!
140 00:08:03 Sorry.What were you saying?
141 00:08:07 It's fine.
142 00:08:09 Yeah? Well, I'm certainyou will get the part.
143 00:08:12 Thank you.
144 00:08:14 I don't know, though,
145 00:08:16 because the director's kind ofa pretentious asshole, you know?
146 00:08:20 Sort of partof our job description.
147 00:08:24 Yeah.
148 00:08:25 He's a theater director, though.
149 00:08:33 What's that supposed to mean?
150 00:08:35 Nothing.
151 00:08:36 What? Because I direct films,I'm not as good...
152 00:08:40 Are you saying films aren't art?
153 00:08:41 No, obviously,films can be art.
154 00:08:43 Oh, so you're sayingmy films aren't art.
155 00:08:45 No, I'm sayingyou don't direct films.
156 00:08:47 - I have.- Yeah.
157 00:08:48 You directed oneeight years ago,
158 00:08:49 but now you direct pop-up ads.
159 00:08:51 O-kay!
160 00:08:53 What?
161 00:08:56 Those pop-up ads--
162 00:08:57 which is not exactlywhat they are, by the way--
163 00:08:59 paid off our Visa bill.
164 00:09:01 - That you ran up.- Supporting you.
165 00:09:02 Okay. Wow.
166 00:09:04 And your noble work inthe theater.
167 00:09:05 - Okay.- Not Broadway, mind you.
168 00:09:07 - Alright.- Off-season...
169 00:09:08 - Alright. Easy.- Catskills...
170 00:09:09 jukebox musicals.- Can we not?
171 00:09:11 Which gives youthe artistic high ground of a...
172 00:09:12 - Can we not?- Something low.
173 00:09:14 - Can we not?- A submarine!
174 00:09:15 Can we please, Jesus,just pretend to be happy
175 00:09:18 for one weekend and we can justfucking pretend?
176 00:09:21 - Yes, yes, yes.- Please, ah!
177 00:09:23 Yes. Yes.
178 00:09:26 Yes.
179 00:09:28 I wasn't even tryingto insult you.
180 00:09:30 I was trying to insultthis fucking guy.
181 00:09:32 If it makes you feel any better,
182 00:09:33 I think you'rean amazing director.
183 00:09:40 We both know that's bullshit.
184 00:09:43 Horse!
185 00:10:02 Can you get the groceries, please?
186 00:10:05 Yeah.
187 00:10:22 Where's the key?
188 00:10:24 It's right where you'rereaching, on top of the door.
189 00:10:27 No, it's not.
190 00:10:29 It is.Do you want me to help you?
191 00:10:31 - No, I got it.- Okay.
192 00:10:36 Hey, I found it.
193 00:10:37 Alright.
194 00:10:43 Ahh.
195 00:10:46 It's wine o'clock, motherfucker.
196 00:10:49 Ha ha ha!
197 00:10:51 Ha. I have fun.Alright.
198 00:11:11 ♪ Sometimes I get lonesome
199 00:11:14 ♪ SometimeI get a little blue ♪
200 00:11:18 ♪ He got me walking aroundin circles ♪
201 00:11:21 ♪ And after that,I don't know what to do ♪
202 00:11:29 ♪ What good is a love
203 00:11:32 ♪ You can't have itwhen you want it ♪
204 00:11:36 ♪ What good is a love, yeah
205 00:11:40 ♪ If you can't own it
206 00:11:45 ♪ Love can be so good
207 00:11:48 ♪ And love can be so cruel
208 00:11:52 ♪ Love can make you happy ♪- Yes, please.
209 00:11:54 ♪ Ooh, yeah
210 00:11:56 ♪ Make you blow your cool
211 00:11:59 ♪ But when he puts his armsaround me ♪
212 00:12:03 ♪ Way in the little old dark
213 00:12:06 ♪ You know he fill me upwith a kind of delight ♪
214 00:12:10 ♪ Ooh, the man's alright
215 00:12:12 Fucking mice.
216 00:12:14 ♪ Trouble with my lover
217 00:12:16 ♪ I'm in a world of trouble
218 00:12:18 ♪ Trouble
219 00:12:20 ♪ Trouble with my lover
220 00:12:22 ♪ I'm in a world of trouble
221 00:12:25 ♪ Trouble
222 00:12:29 ♪ I feel so helpless
223 00:12:33 ♪ I can't help myself
224 00:12:36 ♪ I wished I believe
225 00:12:38 ♪ Oh, yeah
226 00:12:40 ♪ This man I love
227 00:12:43 Seems like a tablespoon.
228 00:12:47 Okay, I think we're good.
229 00:12:49 Oh, hey,have you seen my sweater?
230 00:12:51 Uh... which one?
231 00:12:54 Which one?The one that I always wear here.
232 00:12:55 The winter one. It's blue.
233 00:12:57 It has the decorative snowflakeson it.
234 00:12:59 Have you checked the closet?
235 00:13:01 The closetwhere we keep the clothes?
236 00:13:04 Yes, I checked the closet.
237 00:13:06 Well, I haven't seen it.
238 00:13:08 Oh.Can you not crush the garlic?
239 00:13:10 It needs to be sliced.
240 00:13:12 Yes, chef!
241 00:13:15 Okay.
242 00:13:17 I'm just--I'm trying to follow the recipe,
243 00:13:18 and it saysthinly sliced garlic.
244 00:13:20 Oh, does it?Okay. My God.
245 00:13:22 Okay, you know what? I'm tryingto make it nice for you.
246 00:13:23 Well, then be nice.
247 00:13:25 I'm being nice to you.
248 00:13:26 Are you? You're screaming at meabout garlic.
249 00:13:28 Garlic's garlic, mate.
250 00:13:30 - Okay.- Okay.
251 00:13:35 Okay.
252 00:13:37 Just shut it down.Get back to--
253 00:13:38 What were you doing?Something.
254 00:13:48 So bendy.
255 00:13:50 That's so fibrous.Fuck me.
256 00:13:53 - For crying out loud.- No, no, no, no, no.
257 00:13:55 - Just grab it.- It's not ready.
258 00:13:57 Gosh darn it to heck!
259 00:13:58 Okay. Thank you, Lisa.- Sorry. Sorry.
260 00:14:01 Thank you. Yeah.You're good.
261 00:14:03 Why don't you go take a bath?
262 00:14:04 Why don't you go takea 5-hour bath?
263 00:14:11 Hey.- Hey.
264 00:14:14 - How is it?- Oh, yeah. It's good.
265 00:14:16 It's really good.- Great.
266 00:14:18 I picked these cuts outspecifically.
267 00:14:21 And those peppercorns, you can'tget them on the East Coast.
268 00:14:24 I had to order themtwo weeks in advance from Ohio.
269 00:14:31 You orderedrare peppercorns from Ohio?
270 00:14:34 I did. I just...
271 00:14:36 I wanted this mealto be really special.
272 00:14:41 Why?
273 00:14:43 There's no why.
274 00:14:45 I just wanted to cook youyour favorite food,
275 00:14:47 give youa really nice experience.
276 00:14:55 Steak's not my favorite food.
277 00:14:59 It isn't?
278 00:15:01 Nope.
279 00:15:04 But you eat steakall the time.
280 00:15:07 I like steak. Absolutely.
281 00:15:11 It's not my favorite.
282 00:15:14 Okay.
283 00:15:16 And what is your favorite food?
284 00:15:18 Ceviche.
285 00:15:19 - Ceviche? Ceviche?- Ceviche.
286 00:15:23 The fish in citrus?
287 00:15:26 - Yeah.- Funny.
288 00:15:27 I've never seen youonce order ceviche.
289 00:15:29 Never have we beenat a restaurant
290 00:15:31 and you said,"Do you have ceviche?
291 00:15:33 Excuse me.
292 00:15:35 Do you have ceviche?
293 00:15:37 I'll start with that."
294 00:15:39 That's becauseI only order it, darling,
295 00:15:41 if the restaurant does it well.
296 00:15:43 I see.What restaurants do it well?
297 00:15:46 Peruvian ones, usually,but any South American place.
298 00:15:52 That guyfrom your acting class,
299 00:15:53 what's his--What's his name again?
300 00:15:55 Uh, help me.
301 00:15:57 Who?
302 00:15:59 The swarthy one.
303 00:16:01 - Oh! Dario?- Dario!
304 00:16:03 - Uh-huh.- That's it. Yeah.
305 00:16:05 Isn't that guy from Peru?
306 00:16:07 I don't know.
307 00:16:09 What's that got to dowith anything?
308 00:16:11 Nothing.I was changing the subject.
309 00:16:14 Oh. Okay.
310 00:16:16 How's that thingyou guys are writing together?
311 00:16:18 Oh. It's good. Yeah.I think it's good.
312 00:16:20 - That's great.- Yeah.
313 00:16:24 Smart to writeyour own material, I think.
314 00:16:28 It's really smart.
315 00:16:31 Thank you.
316 00:16:34 Yep, yep, yep.
317 00:16:36 Yep.
318 00:16:39 So that's a triple word score.
319 00:16:42 Zek?
320 00:16:43 What the fuck is a zek?
321 00:16:45 Zek is an approved wordin the Scrabble dictionary.
322 00:16:51 Yeah,I'm gonna challenge that.
323 00:16:53 Oh, are you? Okay.
324 00:16:54 Fucking zek.
325 00:17:00 Damn it.- What?
326 00:17:03 You know what.
327 00:17:05 What happened?You can say it.
328 00:17:06 It's okay.- Uhh.
329 00:17:09 So that is...
330 00:17:10 Wow!
331 00:17:12 That's 28 points.
332 00:17:14 This is bullshit.This is bullshit.
333 00:17:15 You just memorize short,stupid Scrabble words.
334 00:17:17 I mean, what-- what is this?Qin?
335 00:17:20 - "Kwin."- You don't know what qin means.
336 00:17:22 I don't have to knowwhat it means.
337 00:17:24 That's-- That's not the rules.
338 00:17:25 Oh, yeah, but it's not fun.
339 00:17:28 Is it?
340 00:17:30 - You qin some, you lose some.- Ohh.
341 00:17:34 I was joking around.Oh, come on.
342 00:17:37 We used to joke like this a lot.
343 00:17:40 - I'm going to bed.- Lis...
344 00:17:43 Don't do this.Please don't do this.
345 00:18:05 I thought Bronwyn wasinsane in that scene.
346 00:18:07 Well, no, I'm glad that shedidn't kiss her or anything.
347 00:18:11 I'm glad that Heather was like,"Fuck you."
348 00:18:13 It's risky doing this thing.
349 00:18:14 And when you take chances,you can fall.
350 00:18:17 And then you have to decideto get up or stay down.
351 00:18:21 And it's like, "Sweetie,you're on a reality show.
352 00:18:24 This is who these people are."
353 00:18:25 This is the wireyou walk on up there.
354 00:18:28 Someone'ssad sack of a husband.
355 00:18:31 So simple. You're here,then you're not.
356 00:18:35 The real benefit isif you don't have to suffer.
357 00:18:39 It's just...
358 00:18:41 - Do not not bring Heather--- ...without you knowing it...
359 00:18:53 What gives you the right?
360 00:18:58 Why, the futureof our little town, of course.
361 00:19:04 The house is not for sale, mayor.
362 00:19:58 My future or yours, James?
363 00:20:03 The lights fade.
364 00:20:08 Oh, Mayor Thompson.
365 00:20:11 I wasn't aware we hadan appointment.
366 00:20:14 Complication?What do you mean?
367 00:21:09 Don't pretend to care aboutmy father's legacy.
368 00:21:13 I cared for him, cared for him.
369 00:21:16 And I care about you.
370 00:21:19 The vultures are circlingalready on him.
371 00:21:24 Oh, does he now?
372 00:21:26 He has no rightto pry into our affairs.
373 00:21:31 What gives--What gives him--
374 00:21:35 What gives you the right?
375 00:21:37 What? What?
376 00:21:39 What gives you the right?
377 00:21:42 What?What gives you the right?
378 00:21:45 What gives you the right?
379 00:21:49 What gives you the right, Dan?
380 00:21:52 Ah!
381 00:22:01 Ew.
382 00:22:07 Mm-kay.
383 00:22:28 Wakey, wakey.
384 00:22:40 Did you pee on me?
385 00:22:41 What? No.Dan, you peed on yourself.
386 00:22:44 What the fuck is going on?
387 00:22:46 Uh, not much.
388 00:22:49 Just having a cup of tea
389 00:22:51 and wonderingwhat this was for.
390 00:23:04 That's cleaning fluid.
391 00:23:07 Mm.
392 00:23:09 It smells pretty strong.
393 00:23:11 Mm-hmm.
394 00:23:13 It is strong. It's very strong.
395 00:23:16 Because that window is filthy.
396 00:23:19 And so I thought that I would...
397 00:23:20 - Knock it unconscious?- Yeah.
398 00:23:22 Wait. No. What? What?
399 00:23:25 Unconscious?
400 00:23:26 What are you fuckingtalking about?
401 00:23:27 I was also curious about these.
402 00:23:33 Those are supplies.
403 00:23:34 Those are my--Those are my supplies for stuff.
404 00:23:38 This place is falling apart.
405 00:23:40 And what about the rocksin the boat?
406 00:23:42 What are they for?
407 00:23:44 My boat rocks?
408 00:23:48 I was collecting them for--
409 00:23:50 I saw you, you dumbass!
410 00:23:52 Okay. What is going on?What are you doing?
411 00:23:54 Why do you have a taser, Lisa?!
412 00:23:56 Lisa, let me go!Lisa, let me go!
413 00:24:14 Ahh!
414 00:24:16 Fuck you. Yah!
415 00:24:26 Ha ha ha!
416 00:24:30 God damn it!
417 00:24:33 Oh! Oh!
418 00:24:35 Okay. Alright. Really?
419 00:24:38 Really cute. Hey, hey.Let's take--
420 00:24:41 Let's act like adultsand have a conversation.
421 00:24:43 Okay? You don't even knowhow to use that thing.
422 00:24:45 Okay, okay, okay. Hey!Hey! Enough!
423 00:24:49 Lisa, enough! Lisa! Stop it!
424 00:24:51 I think you were gonnaknock me unconscious,
425 00:24:55 strangle me with that,
426 00:24:57 take me out to the boat,
427 00:25:00 tie me to the bag of rocksyou hid in there,
428 00:25:04 sink me to the bottomof the lake.
429 00:25:08 Am I close?
430 00:25:11 The only thing I don't knowis what this guy is for.
431 00:25:17 What's the saw for, Dan?
432 00:25:23 I don't know whatthe hell you're talking about.
433 00:25:25 And I think-- Okay, okay.Hey, hey.
434 00:25:28 Okay.
435 00:25:35 Bodies can float.
436 00:25:39 They can resurfaceif you don't...
437 00:25:44 cut them up.
438 00:25:47 Youwere gonna cut me up?
439 00:25:49 As if.
440 00:25:50 You can't even touch raw meat.
441 00:25:52 Then what?
442 00:25:54 You were just gonna tell people
443 00:25:56 that I just wandered off intothe woods and never came back?
444 00:26:00 Fuck, you're really dumb.
445 00:26:02 You're the dumbest personon Earth.
446 00:26:04 Why do you want to killme anyway?
447 00:26:07 What sick reason do you have?
448 00:26:10 Why do you fucking think,Miss Ceviche?
449 00:26:19 When did you find out?
450 00:26:21 I saw you.
451 00:26:23 Want a little tip?
452 00:26:25 If you don't want toget caught cheating,
453 00:26:27 maybe don't fuck a Peruvianat a party
454 00:26:29 that your husband is also at.
455 00:26:37 You were gonna killand dismember me
456 00:26:41 because I sleptwith someone else?
457 00:26:45 Dan...
458 00:26:47 you haven't touched mein two years.
459 00:26:50 The last time we had sex,we didn't even have sex.
460 00:26:53 We just jerked off nextto each other.
461 00:26:54 'Cause all you dois fucking criticize me!
462 00:26:58 You make me feel so small.
463 00:27:04 Like I'm nothing.
464 00:27:07 Do you thinkthat I need help with that?
465 00:27:12 Do you think that every dayI don't wake up feeling
466 00:27:14 like a piece of shit?
467 00:27:16 And everything sounds so meanin your stupid fucking accent.
468 00:27:22 It's like British crossedwith the devil.
469 00:27:25 I wanted a wife,not to be married to my mother.
470 00:27:28 And I wanted a man,not some 40-year-old toddler.
471 00:27:33 I wanted someone responsiblewho had their shit together.
472 00:27:37 I thought marryingsomeone 10 years older,
473 00:27:40 they'd be fucking mature.
474 00:27:41 But, no, I'm stuck witha giant shitting baby.
475 00:27:46 How'd you like thatin my accent?
476 00:27:47 Fuck! You are so pathetic.- I'm gonna fucking...
477 00:27:50 You are patheticand your plan sucks!
478 00:27:54 My plan, on the other hand...
479 00:27:58 magnifico.
480 00:28:00 And what was your plan?
481 00:28:02 Not was, bloody is.
482 00:28:08 - Hunting?- Yes, I know.
483 00:28:10 I'm begging him not to,but he's so excited about it.
484 00:28:13 He insists on us doing itto help us, like, bond.
485 00:28:16 Oh, my God, that is so Dan.
486 00:28:18 I mean, why would he thinkyou'd be into that?
487 00:28:20 I don't know.You know how much I hate guns.
488 00:28:22 So dangerous.Anything could happen.
489 00:28:24 - Hey!- Aah! Fucking Christ!
490 00:28:27 Just a few more leaves,then I'm done.
491 00:28:29 Okay. Thanks, Henry.I'll PayPal you.
492 00:28:30 Thank you.
493 00:28:35 - Okay. See ya.- Oh.
494 00:28:39 Okay.
495 00:28:41 Bye.
496 00:28:44 Henry.
497 00:28:45 He went to Dan'shigh school and prison.
498 00:28:48 Yeah.Anyway, Dan helps him out.
499 00:28:50 We pay him to dochores and stuff.b
500 00:28:54 Oh, my God,this is such an amazing house.
501 00:28:56 I have no ideawhy you'd want to move.
502 00:28:58 Yeah. You know,just time for a change.
503 00:29:02 ♪ Leave me alone
504 00:29:04 - Hey, Dan.- Hey. Hey, Rachel.
505 00:29:08 Happy hunting.Pew, pew!
506 00:29:13 I didn't want to go.
507 00:29:16 I kept telling you,hunting was a crazy idea.
508 00:29:20 Everyone knowshow much I hate guns.
509 00:29:24 Everything was fineuntil it started getting dark.
510 00:29:29 I went for a walk.
511 00:29:34 And I guess the safety mustnot have been on.
512 00:29:38 Because suddenly I tripped...
513 00:29:41 ...and your head splatteredall over the place.
514 00:29:48 What the fuck?
515 00:29:51 Your big plan isto just shoot me?
516 00:29:54 That is honestly so fucked up.- You just tried to kill me!
517 00:29:58 Yes,but I was being nice about it.
518 00:30:00 By-- By strangling me.
519 00:30:01 After cooking youa lovely meal.
520 00:30:03 Oh, okay.
521 00:30:04 And you wouldn'thave felt anything.
522 00:30:06 You would have been unconscious.
523 00:30:08 The only thing you would havefelt is the rush of euphoria
524 00:30:11 that accompaniescerebral hypoxia,
525 00:30:13 which I know aboutbecause I did research.
526 00:30:16 Because I am considerate.
527 00:30:19 Yeah,you're real considerate.
528 00:30:20 I'm feeling realturned on right now.
529 00:30:22 Should we renew our vows?Fucking do it on the table?
530 00:30:27 Okay, you know what?Whatever.
531 00:30:29 It doesn't matter.Your plan's never gonna work.
532 00:30:32 And why's that?
533 00:30:35 Because, Lisa...
534 00:30:38 you... area terrible fucking actress.
535 00:30:48 Fuck you.
536 00:30:50 You're rigid,you lack presence,
537 00:30:53 and you're too fucking big.
538 00:30:54 Fuck you.
539 00:30:56 You know it's true.
540 00:30:58 And the cops are nevergonna buy your bullshit.
541 00:31:00 Because they're gonna seeexactly what I've seen
542 00:31:02 for the past seven years.
543 00:31:06 Somebody just pretendingto care.
544 00:31:09 Ha ha.
545 00:31:11 Like you can do any better.
546 00:31:21 What's happening?
547 00:31:24 I don't know what happened.
548 00:31:27 She should have been backby now.
549 00:31:32 I told her it was too dangerous.Can you please do something?
550 00:31:36 Can you please--Can you please help?
551 00:31:37 You have to call somebody.
552 00:31:38 Please. Quick!He's still breathing.
553 00:31:40 Look, she's not just gone.I refuse to accept that.
554 00:31:43 Oh, my God,there's so much blood.
555 00:31:45 Oh, Lisa!
556 00:31:47 Oh, my sweet and beautiful Lisa.
557 00:31:49 Stay with me, Dan!
558 00:31:50 Don't walk into the light!
559 00:31:52 Oh, heaven has another angel.
560 00:31:54 You have so much lifeto live.
561 00:31:55 - Oh, God.- Don't go. Don't go.
562 00:31:58 Oh, God, come down from heavenand save her!
563 00:32:02 - Heaven isn't ready for you!- Oh, God!
564 00:32:04 Oh, God!She was so beautiful in life.
565 00:32:07 I can only hope in death,her beauty survived!
566 00:32:17 Come on, come on.
567 00:32:21 Oh, no.
568 00:32:26 Oh, yeah, baby!
569 00:32:28 - Damn it!- Like Benedict fucking Cum--
570 00:32:30 Fuck! Ow!
571 00:32:32 - You know what?- Ow!
572 00:32:34 Maybe the gun went offinside the house.
573 00:32:35 Okay. Hey, let's--let's just talk about this.
574 00:32:38 I'm done talking.
575 00:32:40 It's time to say goodbye.
576 00:32:42 No, Lisa...
577 00:32:44 it's hammer time.
578 00:32:47 What?
579 00:32:49 I'm saying...
580 00:32:53 it's hammer time.
581 00:32:56 What are you talking about?
582 00:32:57 I'm just saying...it's hammer time.
583 00:33:01 Now.
584 00:33:02 Now. Now!
585 00:33:05 Now is hammer time.
586 00:33:07 Now! For fuck's sake, Henry!Hit her with the hammer!
587 00:33:09 Oh!
588 00:33:13 Sorry, that was so unclear.
589 00:33:16 Where the fuck have you been?
590 00:33:20 It's hammer time!
591 00:33:22 Whoo! Aah!
592 00:33:26 Why did you want to meethere?
593 00:33:27 It's a theme park.It's fun.
594 00:33:29 - It's loud!- Exactly. It's less suspicious.
595 00:33:32 Jesus fucking Christ, man.
596 00:33:34 Also, I think there'sa dance show later.
597 00:33:39 - I don't give a shit, Henry.- Hey, don't be rude.
598 00:33:42 You're the one who needs me.Don't forget that.
599 00:33:45 Yeah, I know.Just-- Just for the later part.
600 00:33:48 That's the bit that I...- Man, that's the easy part.
601 00:33:51 You know, I'm more than happy totake care of the...
602 00:33:54 No.
603 00:33:56 I have to do that.- Alright.
604 00:33:59 Now, about my compensation...
605 00:34:02 She's insured for $100,000.
606 00:34:04 You get half.- Yeah.
607 00:34:06 But, like...
608 00:34:08 In addition,
609 00:34:09 I would alsolike for us to hang out more.
610 00:34:14 Okay, okay. Okay, man.Sure.
611 00:34:16 And... I'd like to have itin writing.
612 00:34:20 You'd like to have itin writing?
613 00:34:22 Yeah.
614 00:34:24 You'd liketo have a written document
615 00:34:27 on how we're goingto murder my wife?
616 00:34:31 I...would.
617 00:34:33 I'm not having this fuckingconversation, Henry.
618 00:34:36 Be there on time!
619 00:34:41 You're luckyI'll be there at all.
620 00:34:43 I got shit to do, man.
621 00:34:53 Everybody dance!
622 00:35:10 Wakey, wakey.
623 00:35:13 Fuck!
624 00:35:15 My turn to asksome questions.
625 00:35:17 - Oh.- Don't waste your strength.
626 00:35:19 I think you'll findthat tape is quite--
627 00:35:21 God damn it! Hey! Stop!Henry, grab her!
628 00:35:23 - Stop! Seriously, stop!- What the fuck is he doing here?
629 00:35:26 Wrap her up!
630 00:35:28 Fuck! Get off me!Fucking Gronk!
631 00:35:29 Oh, I knew you didn't havethe balls to do this yourself.
632 00:35:31 You have to get Henry to do it.Fucking Henry!
633 00:35:34 Hey!Don't not be nice.
634 00:35:37 And for your information,he does have the balls.
635 00:35:39 He's the one doing the killing.- That's enough.
636 00:35:41 I'm only doingthe second part
637 00:35:43 because blood makesDan uncomfortable.
638 00:35:44 Henry.
639 00:35:46 What reason could you possiblyhave for wanting to kill me?
640 00:35:52 - You fucking kidding me?- I knew it.
641 00:35:54 You can't even thinkof a single--
642 00:35:56 You're controlling.You're weak, you're insecure.
643 00:35:59 You pushed me to quit my job
644 00:36:01 where I was making real moneyso I could focus on acting,
645 00:36:03 and you didn't evenfucking help me do that.
646 00:36:05 You didn't even give mea tiny role in your movie.
647 00:36:09 Did you? No.You could have.
648 00:36:12 You lost all our money, Dan.
649 00:36:15 You lost the car.You lost the house.
650 00:36:17 You lost fucking everything.
651 00:36:20 All I wanted was to be lovedand supported.
652 00:36:22 But instead, you fucked bothof our futures up.
653 00:36:25 Now, even if I divorce you, I'llnever get away from the debt.
654 00:36:30 There it is.
655 00:36:32 The insurance money.
656 00:36:34 Yeah, Dan,that's the only reason.
657 00:36:36 The money.- Right.
658 00:36:38 You kill me and...- I'm finally free.
659 00:36:40 - Well, that's weird.- What is weird?
660 00:36:42 - Nothing.- Nah, man.
661 00:36:44 The insurance money iscoincidence.
662 00:36:46 - Shut up, Henry.- That's why we're killing you.
663 00:36:48 - Henry, stop talking.- Huh.
664 00:36:51 Dario, huh?
665 00:36:54 Yeah, well... two birds.
666 00:36:57 I'm getting half, 50 thou.
667 00:37:01 I'm gonna buy an RV.
668 00:37:03 - Wait. What?- Shut up, Henry!
669 00:37:06 - Hey, Henry! Wait!- Hey, enough.
670 00:37:08 - Wait!- Enough. You shut up!
671 00:37:09 And you shut your mouth!
672 00:37:10 You shut up!You shut your mouth!
673 00:37:12 Henry! Henry! Henry!The policy is for a mill--
674 00:37:17 Okay. Okay.
675 00:37:20 Okay. I did it, and...
676 00:37:22 Yep, it's happening now.
677 00:37:24 And it's different thanhow I thought...
678 00:37:26 Oh, boy. It'll be over soon.
679 00:37:28 Dan.
680 00:37:30 - Yes.- Take the bag off.
681 00:37:33 What the fuck are you doing?Henry!
682 00:37:34 Take it off.Let her talk.
683 00:37:36 Henry, I'm in the middleof something right now.
684 00:37:38 Do it!
685 00:37:39 Fine. Is that what you want?Are you happy?
686 00:37:44 Henry.Henry, listen to me.
687 00:37:47 The policy is fora million... dollars
688 00:37:52 You lied to me?
689 00:37:55 No. Absolutely not.You misheard me.
690 00:37:57 Yeah, he lied to you,but I will give you half.
691 00:38:00 Oh, fuck you.
692 00:38:01 - Yep, 500 grand.- 500 grand.
693 00:38:02 You just shoot himin the fucking face!
694 00:38:04 - Alright.- 750.
695 00:38:06 Henry, just shoot her.Shoot her!
696 00:38:08 - 750?- All of it.
697 00:38:09 - All of it?- I will give you $1 million.
698 00:38:11 Well, now you know she's lying.
699 00:38:12 Henry, shoot her in the head,
700 00:38:14 and then we'll takethe boat out!
701 00:38:16 - With fishing?- With fishing.
702 00:38:18 - The boat-- The boat.- I...
703 00:38:20 I will set you upwith one of my friends.
704 00:38:22 - Rachel?- Yeah. Rachel. Yes.
705 00:38:24 - For fuck's sake.- She likes you.
706 00:38:25 Aah!
707 00:38:31 You're not my buddy!You lied.
708 00:38:33 Give me the gun,you fucking psycho!
709 00:38:34 You never wanted to bemy friend.
710 00:38:42 ♪ I wonder whyI love you like I do ♪
711 00:38:50 Grow up! Fuck!
712 00:38:55 Okay, guys...
713 00:38:57 I think we all--
714 00:38:59 ♪ I wonder why
715 00:39:02 ♪ I love you like I do
716 00:39:11 - Oh, my God!- Oh, my God.
717 00:39:14 - Jesus Christ!- Oh, my God.
718 00:39:15 - What did you do?- What did Ido?
719 00:39:17 You pulled the trigger.
720 00:39:18 You were holdingthe fucking barrel.
721 00:39:19 Oh, can you just for once admitwhen you're wrong?
722 00:39:21 I am not wrong.
723 00:39:23 I was holding the gun like this.- Yeah.
724 00:39:30 ♪ Wah wah wah,wah-wah-wah! ♪
725 00:39:37 Ah! God damn it!
726 00:39:39 Oof!
727 00:39:41 Ah!
728 00:39:44 Okay. Okay.
729 00:39:54 - Oh, shit!- Aah!
730 00:39:58 Aaaaaah!
731 00:40:00 My fucking foot!
732 00:40:02 You stabbed my fucking foot!
733 00:40:04 - Ha ha!- Uhh!
734 00:40:12 Aah! Fuck!
735 00:40:14 Fuck!
736 00:40:16 Fuck you!
737 00:40:18 Fuck!
738 00:40:49 Oh! Ow ow ow ow!
739 00:40:59 That's your favorite movie?
740 00:42:04 Rock.
741 00:42:10 Oh!
742 00:42:27 Ahh.
743 00:42:42 Cornflakes.You want?
744 00:42:51 As the manhunt hasexpanded further to the north,
745 00:42:53 police again are seekingany information
746 00:42:56 as to the whereaboutsof Correctional Officer
747 00:42:58 Allegra Danversand two convicted killers,
748 00:43:01 Peter Jacob Hughesand Todd James Templeton.
749 00:43:05 What a dork.Stupid fucking hat.
750 00:43:08 Yes.Ah! Oh!
751 00:43:11 Oh, God! Oh! Ah!
752 00:43:13 You savage! You dirty pig!You dirty pig!
753 00:43:17 Who's my filthy little piggy?
754 00:43:20 And say you love me.
755 00:43:22 - Sure.- Oh!
756 00:43:24 Penguins.
757 00:43:27 So we stay here for a coupleof days till things mellow out.
758 00:43:31 Then we try to find a car.
759 00:43:33 Dressed like this?
760 00:43:41 This guy's clothes suck.
761 00:43:43 I don't know.I like a big wooly sweater.
762 00:43:46 It's kind of cozy.
763 00:43:53 Shit!
764 00:43:54 Can you get the groceries, please?
765 00:43:56 I say we jump 'em.
766 00:43:58 What if more people show up?
767 00:44:00 Oh, boys.
768 00:44:08 - Shit! Fuck me!- Pete!
769 00:44:17 Where's the key?
770 00:44:19 It's right where you'rereaching, on top of the door.
771 00:44:22 No, it's not.
772 00:44:24 Hurry!
773 00:44:27 It's wine o'clock, motherfucker.
774 00:44:31 Ha ha ha!
775 00:44:38 Baby,can't we just kill them?
776 00:44:42 We lay low.We ride it out.
777 00:44:45 Just be patient.
778 00:44:50 Where are you going?
779 00:44:51 I have to pee.
780 00:44:53 - Here you go.- Don't give her...
781 00:44:56 Thanks, Toddy.
782 00:44:57 You're welcome.
783 00:45:04 You can't just hold it?
784 00:45:06 I'm not gonna pissin my pants.
785 00:45:09 I have dignity.
786 00:45:21 I have dignity.
787 00:45:34 I'm bored.
788 00:45:39 I said I'm bored.
789 00:45:43 Correct.This is boring.
790 00:45:45 Be bored, honey.
791 00:45:46 Let's, like, do something.
792 00:45:50 What do you want to do?You want to play charades?
793 00:45:52 I'll play Charades.
794 00:45:54 Okay.
795 00:45:56 I wasn't being...
796 00:45:57 - I'll go first.- Movie.
797 00:45:59 Nose.
798 00:46:02 Scissors. Scissors.
799 00:46:05 Two words, Todd.
800 00:46:07 Nose. A heart.
801 00:46:10 Heart. Your heart.
802 00:46:12 Heart. Heart you?
803 00:46:14 Your sweater. Your heart.
804 00:46:16 Me. Me. Me.
805 00:46:18 Heart. Me heart.
806 00:46:20 Me! Me heart!
807 00:46:22 Shut the fuck up!
808 00:46:23 It's her favorite movie.
809 00:46:28 Nose.
810 00:46:33 Shh! Hey,there's another one coming.
811 00:46:36 Rock your baby.Pet your baby.
812 00:46:39 Um...- This one's fucking weird.
813 00:46:42 - "Babe"! Pig in the city!- No.
814 00:46:46 - "Throw Momma from the Train."- No!
815 00:46:48 "Mommy Dearest."
816 00:46:50 "Harry Potter."
817 00:46:52 - No.- Just shut up.
818 00:46:54 He's almost got it, Pete.
819 00:46:56 You're being so discouraging.
820 00:46:57 Why are you so discouraging?
821 00:46:59 - Shut the fuck up!- You shut the fuck up!
822 00:47:07 Uhh!
823 00:47:08 Oh, shit!
824 00:47:11 - "Mamma Mia"!- Yes!
825 00:47:21 Oh! Ow.
826 00:47:22 That's your favorite movie?
827 00:47:35 Wakey, wakey.
828 00:47:44 What the fuck?
829 00:47:47 What the fuck?
830 00:47:49 What is on the steak?
831 00:47:52 Huh?
832 00:47:53 Is it some kind ofspecial pepper?
833 00:47:56 Yeah.Yeah. Yes.
834 00:47:58 I told you.It was pepper.
835 00:48:01 You guessed it.
836 00:48:02 Delicious. Mmm.
837 00:48:03 It's very good, this pepper.
838 00:48:06 It's from-- from Ohio.
839 00:48:08 Oh! Go, Buckeyes!
840 00:48:11 I'm sorry.
841 00:48:13 Um, who are you?
842 00:48:15 I'm Pete.That's Allegra.
843 00:48:17 It's Italian.
844 00:48:19 Good afternoon.- The big guy's Todd.
845 00:48:21 You shot me in the ass.
846 00:48:23 Now,normally in a conversation,
847 00:48:27 this iswhere I'd ask for your names.
848 00:48:29 But in my experience, it'sbetter to keep you dehumanized.
849 00:48:32 So for now, let's call you...
850 00:48:36 Ron and Hermione.
851 00:48:40 - Say again.- Ron and Hermione.
852 00:48:47 Ron...
853 00:48:48 Hermione, I hate to overstep,
854 00:48:50 but it seems like youguys have some marital issues.
855 00:48:52 Who did this guy piss off?
856 00:48:56 Oh. Him.He did that.
857 00:49:00 Excuse me.Wedid that.
858 00:49:01 He pulled the trigger.
859 00:49:03 We discussed this.
860 00:49:05 I may have been holdingthe barrel, but you came up--
861 00:49:06 Ronald Weasley.
862 00:49:09 He was try--
863 00:49:12 It was an accident.
864 00:49:18 How did it feel?
865 00:49:21 It was pretty good. Right?
866 00:49:23 When the lights go out,
867 00:49:25 there's just nothing else there.
868 00:49:26 It's just...There's just nothing.
869 00:49:28 That's it.
870 00:49:32 That's cool. Right?
871 00:49:37 What do you want?
872 00:49:40 Fine. No small talk.
873 00:49:42 For the past seven years,
874 00:49:43 my colleague Toddand I were wards of the state
875 00:49:46 until we were granted earlyand unofficial parole.
876 00:49:49 Now--- Because we're in love.
877 00:49:51 What?
878 00:49:53 Well,if you're gonna tell the story,
879 00:49:55 don't skip out on the best part.
880 00:49:58 I was a corrections officer.
881 00:50:00 I helped him escapebecause we're in love.
882 00:50:04 Isn't that right?
883 00:50:06 Yeah.
884 00:50:08 Yeah, no, yeah.
885 00:50:10 We're in love.
886 00:50:14 Anyhow, our plan has bumped upagainst a liquidity problem,
887 00:50:18 and what we require now is cash.
888 00:50:22 My wallet is right upstairs.You can...
889 00:50:23 Believe it or not,it did occur to us
890 00:50:25 to check your wallet and purse.
891 00:50:27 And we're very appreciative ofthe 53 whole dollars we found.
892 00:50:30 Okay,but, um, there's another $200.
893 00:50:33 $200 in the, uh, ceramic potin the office upstairs.
894 00:50:36 Just take it.Take it and go.
895 00:50:38 - My God.- And we're not gonna say...
896 00:50:40 Aren't you hospitable?
897 00:50:41 And if we were lookingto purchase a high-end blender,
898 00:50:45 why, we'd be well on our way.
899 00:50:46 But we require more than that.
900 00:50:49 Thoughts?
901 00:50:54 We don't have anything else.
902 00:50:55 I swear to God,we don't have anything.
903 00:50:57 Ron, do you really expectme to believe you spent
904 00:50:59 your last dimeon special pepper?
905 00:51:01 He did. He does that.He's bullshit with money.
906 00:51:04 - No, I'm not.- Yes, you are.
907 00:51:05 - No, I'm not.- We're broke because you
908 00:51:07 had to pretend you were rich.- In our industry--
909 00:51:08 In our industry, it's importantto keep up appearances.
910 00:51:10 And so--- It's not a thing.
911 00:51:12 - Can you not do this right now?- Hey.
912 00:51:14 Your purse had to beLouis Vuitton.
913 00:51:16 Large knife!Large knife! Large knife!
914 00:51:18 Honey.
915 00:51:21 Can I...Can I take a stab at this?
916 00:51:26 I'll trade you.
917 00:51:33 Thank you.
918 00:51:36 Todd, circle up.
919 00:51:39 Cool.
920 00:51:46 Please. No, no, no, no, no,
921 00:51:48 please, please,please, please, don't.
922 00:51:49 Oh, my God, please don't.Please don't.
923 00:51:51 Fuck. I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry.
924 00:51:54 Whatever I did, I'm so sorry.
925 00:51:55 Oh, fucking relax!
926 00:52:02 You know what the worst partabout working in a prison is?
927 00:52:06 It's the night shift.It's so boring.
928 00:52:09 Everybody's asleep.
929 00:52:10 There's no action,
930 00:52:12 there's no contraband searches,and it's just quiet.
931 00:52:15 And so me and a couple of theguards, we got together,
932 00:52:19 and we-- we got it in our minds
933 00:52:21 to, um, playthis really fun game.
934 00:52:24 - Honey.- What?
935 00:52:26 Can you...
936 00:52:28 Why are you alwaysmicromanaging me?
937 00:52:30 It's fun.I want to have fun.
938 00:52:32 I'm having fun, too.
939 00:52:35 Anyway...super easy to learn.
940 00:52:39 We just goand grab a couple of guys
941 00:52:42 and we would drag themout of their cells,
942 00:52:45 down to the laundry roomwhere it was nice and quiet,
943 00:52:49 and then draw this big circlearound them,
944 00:52:53 and then we would seewho could fuck who first.
945 00:52:58 No, no, no, no, no.
946 00:53:00 And the winner would geta pack of cigarettes.
947 00:53:03 And the loser, well,the loser would just get fucked.
948 00:53:08 No.
949 00:53:10 No, I don't--I don't want to.
950 00:53:12 Of course you don't want to!
951 00:53:14 That's the whole pointis you don't wanna.
952 00:53:17 If you don't want to play thegame, you don't have to play.
953 00:53:19 Thank God.
954 00:53:21 You just tell uswhere your money's at.
955 00:53:23 No, listen, please.I'm not--
956 00:53:25 Okay.- Unh-unh-unh.
957 00:53:26 Oh. Right, I understand.Sorry.
958 00:53:30 I understand.
959 00:53:32 I'm not lying to you.Please.
960 00:53:35 I respect you, I respect you.
961 00:53:37 I wouldn't lie to you.We don't have any money.
962 00:53:40 Please.Please don't do this to me.
963 00:53:41 Oh, my God.
964 00:53:43 You know you havea fighting chance
965 00:53:44 because you gota couple inches on him.
966 00:53:46 And the good news is,Todd now has a handicap.
967 00:53:50 Because you shot mein the ass.
968 00:53:52 But the bad news is,
969 00:53:54 he's gotten really goodat playing this game.
970 00:53:57 We don't have to do this.
971 00:53:59 Listen to me.We don't have to do this.
972 00:54:01 We can thinkof another solution.
973 00:54:02 Let's think of another way.
974 00:54:04 We'll all think of a way.- Todd, honey, are you ready?
975 00:54:06 - Hold on.- What the fuck?
976 00:54:08 - Alright, let's go.- Ron...
977 00:54:11 I'm not ready.I don't want to do it.
978 00:54:12 Fucking hold on, please.Just wait.
979 00:54:14 Let's just stop doing this.
980 00:54:16 - On your marks.- No! I said I'm not ready!
981 00:54:17 - Get set!- Stop! Don't fucking do this!
982 00:54:19 Play ball!
983 00:54:21 Oh, my God!
984 00:54:25 I don't have any money!
985 00:54:27 I overdrew my accountmonths ago!
986 00:54:29 What?
987 00:54:33 - Please, please, please.- Ron, you're out of the circle!
988 00:54:35 They never stay in the circle.
989 00:54:37 Oh, fuck.Please, I'll do anything.
990 00:54:40 It's gonna get messy.
991 00:54:46 No, please.
992 00:54:47 Please, please, please, please,please, please.
993 00:54:50 Aah!
994 00:54:51 I want to watch your eyeswhen it first goes in.
995 00:54:53 Oh, we got a wiggler.We got a wiggler.
996 00:54:57 Hold up, hold up, hold up,hold up, hold up, hold up!
997 00:55:02 Why do you have that?- What?
998 00:55:04 That, uh, the movie poster.
999 00:55:06 Are you just a big fanor something?
1000 00:55:10 It's my film.I directed--
1001 00:55:12 I directed it.
1002 00:55:14 - You directed that?- Yes.
1003 00:55:17 Dude,are you fucking with me?
1004 00:55:20 No, I swear to God, I'm not.
1005 00:55:21 - You fucking directed that?- Yes.
1006 00:55:24 - I love that movie!- He loves that movie.
1007 00:55:27 You saw it?
1008 00:55:28 Oh, my God, I've seen itmultiple times.
1009 00:55:31 In the theater?
1010 00:55:33 No, I've been in prison.What are you talking about?
1011 00:55:36 On movie night.- Movie night.
1012 00:55:37 - We saw it together.- Movie night.
1013 00:55:39 Oh, but, honey,that's a good movie.
1014 00:55:41 You love that movie.
1015 00:55:42 That's a very fuckinggood movie.
1016 00:55:45 It's solid.
1017 00:55:47 You know, one thingI did think,
1018 00:55:49 at the end,
1019 00:55:51 the main guy is kind of a pussy,
1020 00:55:54 but you're rooting for him.
1021 00:55:55 He should have sacrificedhimself.
1022 00:55:57 I know.
1023 00:55:58 Producers wanteda happy ending,
1024 00:56:00 so I had to give themwhat they wanted.
1025 00:56:03 Oh, no.
1026 00:56:04 You wanted to do the...- Yes.
1027 00:56:06 And they...
1028 00:56:08 Oh!
1029 00:56:09 It's your movie, not theirs.
1030 00:56:11 You have to fight for that shit.
1031 00:56:13 I know.
1032 00:56:15 But seriously,you got a real voice.
1033 00:56:18 It's good stuff.
1034 00:56:20 - Thank you.- You know what I'm saying?
1035 00:56:21 I do. It meansa lot coming from you.
1036 00:56:25 Okay. Alright.As you were.
1037 00:56:28 What? No! Fuck!Oh, God. No, no, no!
1038 00:56:30 Lisa, do something!Lisa, do something!
1039 00:56:34 - No.- Please don't do this to me.
1040 00:56:36 Fuck.
1041 00:56:37 - What's the issue?- Hold on.
1042 00:56:39 - Oh, yeah. Here we go.- No, no, no!
1043 00:56:41 - Here we go.- Oh, God, ohh!
1044 00:56:45 Give me a second.Here we go.
1045 00:56:51 Nah.
1046 00:56:53 Sorry, guys.
1047 00:56:55 What the fuck, Todd?
1048 00:56:56 Can we just get thisover with?
1049 00:56:58 No. No, no.
1050 00:57:00 Ah!
1051 00:57:03 Fuck! Please.Please, please.
1052 00:57:07 Open your eyes.
1053 00:57:09 Open your eyes!
1054 00:57:11 Don't be rude.Say goodbye to your wife.
1055 00:57:14 No, please don't.
1056 00:57:16 Say goodbyeto your fucking wife!
1057 00:57:20 Say goodbye.
1058 00:57:21 Goodbye.
1059 00:57:29 Stop, stop, stop, stop!
1060 00:57:31 Okay, I have money.
1061 00:57:32 I have money.I have 50 grand.
1062 00:57:37 I've been setting it aside.
1063 00:57:38 There's a bank--There's a bank in town.
1064 00:57:40 When it opens, you can have it.
1065 00:57:42 You can have all of it.
1066 00:57:44 Just fucking don't touch us,either of us.
1067 00:57:50 Okay. Deal.
1068 00:57:52 Well, that wasn't so hard now,was it?
1069 00:57:59 Again... big fan.
1070 00:58:18 This marks the second year...
1071 00:58:19 - G-- Eh!- I have to...
1072 00:58:21 I have to dig in it.- Ah!
1073 00:58:23 In other news, a raccoonby the name of Felix
1074 00:58:25 has been seen allover Southfield
1075 00:58:27 on top of people's cars.
1076 00:58:34 Dan?
1077 00:58:39 Dan.
1078 00:58:52 How did we get here?
1079 00:59:00 I was so in love with you.
1080 00:59:04 When we found each other,I thought, um...
1081 00:59:08 ...I thought...
1082 00:59:11 we'd always be a team,
1083 00:59:13 that we would takeon the world together,
1084 00:59:17 that...
1085 00:59:18 that we'd have a good life.
1086 00:59:27 I don't know what happened.
1087 00:59:30 It got so ugly.
1088 00:59:36 And then, um...
1089 00:59:40 ...Dario.
1090 00:59:44 I don't even know why I did it.
1091 00:59:49 I think maybe I wanted toget caught.
1092 00:59:54 I think I wanted youto fight for us.
1093 01:00:03 I'm so sorry.
1094 01:00:16 Whatever.
1095 01:00:18 They're gonna kill us anyway.
1096 01:00:24 Okay.
1097 01:00:26 Tomorrow we take herto the bank,
1098 01:00:28 get the money,kill them both,
1099 01:00:30 drive south,find a spot to ditch the car,
1100 01:00:34 cross the border.
1101 01:00:37 You're just gonnaditch the car?
1102 01:00:39 Well, yeah.
1103 01:00:41 Stolen car stuffedwith dead bodies, so...
1104 01:00:44 It's a really nice car,and it could be helpful.
1105 01:00:48 You don't care about that?
1106 01:00:50 - Uh...- You just--
1107 01:00:52 You don't carethat that car has been nothing
1108 01:00:54 but helpful to us in our escape?
1109 01:00:56 Like, where's the respectfor that?
1110 01:00:59 Where's the-- the basic levelof human decency?
1111 01:01:06 It's a Volvo.
1112 01:01:34 What I'm saying is wecan get rid of it
1113 01:01:37 because we won't haveany use for it.
1114 01:01:39 I'm just saying, Pete, that ifyou get rid of that automobile
1115 01:01:43 like it's a pieceof fucking trash,
1116 01:01:46 you better be carefulthat it doesn't come back
1117 01:01:49 and just burn yourfucking dick off.
1118 01:01:57 How?
1119 01:01:58 Hello?! Hey!
1120 01:02:01 - What are you doing?- Hey! Hey!
1121 01:02:05 Can you go see whatthe fuck's going on?
1122 01:02:07 I gotta deal with her.
1123 01:02:09 - Hello?!- Yeah.
1124 01:02:13 Hey! Hello!
1125 01:02:16 Can somebody come down?!
1126 01:02:29 What do you want,Ron Weasley?
1127 01:02:33 I have to go to the bathroom.
1128 01:02:35 Ah, you piss inyour fucking pants.
1129 01:02:40 It's number two.
1130 01:02:42 Oh.
1131 01:02:44 Hey, are they allowedto take dumps?!
1132 01:02:48 Yeah, fine!
1133 01:02:50 Alright.
1134 01:02:56 Yeah.- Oh, fuck.
1135 01:02:59 Oh, God. God.Okay, okay.
1136 01:03:01 You're not gonna doanything dumb now, are you?
1137 01:03:03 No.I just have to take a shit.
1138 01:03:06 Okay? I swear to God.Please, please.
1139 01:03:09 - Alright.- Fuck.
1140 01:03:15 Okay.- Get up.
1141 01:03:18 Okay.
1142 01:03:23 No, no, no, no.Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1143 01:03:29 Eh...
1144 01:03:39 Hmm? Hmm?- You got me.
1145 01:03:41 Go on.
1146 01:03:43 Go potty.
1147 01:04:10 You're not allowedto touch me.
1148 01:04:13 But I'm not touching you.
1149 01:04:18 I'm not touching you.
1150 01:04:20 I'm not touching you.
1151 01:04:24 I'm not touching you.
1152 01:04:27 Boop, boop.
1153 01:04:34 I'm not touching you.
1154 01:04:52 Come on out, Weasley.
1155 01:04:53 Hey.Hey, what the fuck?
1156 01:04:56 Oh!
1157 01:05:07 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.- Hey, hey.
1158 01:05:09 - Okay.- Shh.
1159 01:05:11 Okay. Wait a minute.
1160 01:05:13 What? Dan!Fuck!
1161 01:05:15 - Shh.- Da--
1162 01:05:18 Okay.
1163 01:05:21 I'm sorry, baby.
1164 01:05:26 Baby...
1165 01:05:29 Where's my baby?
1166 01:05:32 Hmm?Where's my baby girl?
1167 01:05:48 Is that my baby girl?
1168 01:05:51 Hmm?
1169 01:05:52 Shit.
1170 01:05:55 Okay. Okay.
1171 01:05:58 That's my baby girl.
1172 01:06:00 Oh, you're such an asshole.
1173 01:06:02 Oh.
1174 01:06:09 Fuck me!Fuck me!
1175 01:06:12 Oh, you fucking pig,do it now.
1176 01:06:16 Todd, are we good?!
1177 01:06:18 Fuck me.
1178 01:06:20 - Fuck.- Todd?
1179 01:06:22 - Oh, God. He's fine.- Are we good?
1180 01:06:26 Todd!- I'm sure he's fine.
1181 01:06:28 God damn it!
1182 01:06:31 Todd!- He's fine.
1183 01:06:33 Todd?
1184 01:06:35 What the fuck?- Oh, my God.
1185 01:06:40 Todd.
1186 01:06:45 Hey.Look at me.
1187 01:06:48 What happened?
1188 01:06:51 - Weasley hit me with a sock.- With what?
1189 01:06:55 - A sock?- Yeah.
1190 01:06:58 Fuck!
1191 01:07:01 Fuck!
1192 01:07:17 She can't be far.
1193 01:07:27 Todd, you take the road.
1194 01:07:29 I'll take the forest.
1195 01:07:48 Okay.
1196 01:07:54 Shit.
1197 01:07:56 Okay. Okay. Shit. Okay.
1198 01:07:57 Okay. Shit. Come on. Okay.
1199 01:08:00 Okay, okay. Um... Um...
1200 01:08:03 Um... Um...
1201 01:08:05 Okay.
1202 01:08:13 Dang it!
1203 01:08:24 Peekaboo.
1204 01:08:25 I see you.
1205 01:08:28 Drop it.
1206 01:08:32 What you got in your other handthere?
1207 01:08:35 - Oh. Nothing.- Give it over.
1208 01:08:37 - I was...- Shut up!
1209 01:08:38 Okay, okay.
1210 01:08:42 Boop!
1211 01:08:45 Remember the money.
1212 01:08:46 No, no, no, no, no, no.See, that deal's over.
1213 01:08:51 You guys hit me in the head,
1214 01:08:52 so now you've gotta fucking die.
1215 01:08:56 Those are the rules.
1216 01:08:58 Rules?What-- What fucking rules?
1217 01:09:01 Okay, okay. Please.You don't have to do this.
1218 01:09:04 That's what everybody says.
1219 01:09:05 Please.We can figure something out.
1220 01:09:07 We can figure something out.- And they say that, too.
1221 01:09:09 Listen, listen.
1222 01:09:11 Listen, okay,'cause there's something--
1223 01:09:12 There's somethingyou don't know.
1224 01:09:14 There's somethingyou don't know.
1225 01:09:17 I'm pregnant.- Ah.
1226 01:09:21 I'm 12.5 weeks.It's a little girl.
1227 01:09:24 Mmmm... no.
1228 01:09:26 Bullshit.
1229 01:09:28 I swear I'm not lying.I swear.
1230 01:09:30 Nah, you wouldhave said something before.
1231 01:09:34 I couldn't say anythingbefore because...
1232 01:09:37 I had an affair.Okay?
1233 01:09:39 And it's not my husband's.
1234 01:09:43 Oh.
1235 01:09:46 Poor old Ron Weasley.
1236 01:09:48 I didn't want to hurt him.I didn't want to hurt him.
1237 01:09:50 Please,just let me go. Please.
1238 01:09:54 She didn't do anythingto anyone.
1239 01:09:55 Please.Please don't kill my baby.
1240 01:09:58 Please don't kill my baby.
1241 01:10:00 Fine.
1242 01:10:02 I just won't shoot youin the stomach.
1243 01:10:04 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1244 01:10:05 - Aah!- Please, no!
1245 01:10:07 Oh. Oh, shit!
1246 01:10:10 Ah!
1247 01:10:12 Ah! God.
1248 01:10:13 Fuck off!
1249 01:10:19 Fuck off!
1250 01:10:41 You go there!
1251 01:10:44 Aaaahhh!
1252 01:10:46 Ah! My eyes!
1253 01:11:03 Fucking hell! Oh, shit!
1254 01:11:05 Aah!
1255 01:11:14 Ooh!
1256 01:11:42 Oh, my God!
1257 01:11:44 Oh, my God! Okay!
1258 01:11:46 Okay. Aaaah!
1259 01:11:55 Fuck!Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1260 01:11:59 Oh, oh, whole thing.Okay.
1261 01:12:08 Die, you cunt!
1262 01:12:15 Oh, my God.
1263 01:12:29 Oh, God.
1264 01:12:31 Okay.- Ah!
1265 01:12:32 - Oh! Fucking hell! Okay.- Ah!
1266 01:12:42 Uhhhhh--
1267 01:13:09 Dumbledore.
1268 01:13:11 I caught the snitch.
1269 01:13:14 Todd!
1270 01:13:17 Boat keys, boat keys.Come on.
1271 01:13:20 Oh, fuck.
1272 01:13:21 - Go, go, go, go.- Okay, okay, okay. Shit.
1273 01:13:25 Todd!
1274 01:13:31 Oh, my God!
1275 01:13:33 Oh, no!Oh, my God! Toddy?!
1276 01:13:37 Toddy?! Oh, no!
1277 01:13:40 Why would anybody do this?
1278 01:13:43 He was such a great person.
1279 01:13:46 Oh, I'm gonna kill you,you motherfuckers!
1280 01:13:50 - Dan, come on.- Okay.
1281 01:14:08 Fuck.
1282 01:14:13 This is all my fault.
1283 01:14:18 You're right.
1284 01:14:20 I didn't fight for you.
1285 01:14:27 I didn't fight for us.
1286 01:14:35 Outside.
1287 01:14:39 When things startedfalling apart with us,
1288 01:14:41 I got so scared.
1289 01:14:47 I just felt like such a failure.
1290 01:14:54 And I didn't knowhow to stop it...
1291 01:14:59 ...how to fix it.
1292 01:15:00 So I just gave up, I think.
1293 01:15:06 I'm so sorry.
1294 01:15:23 - Hey.- They're coming.
1295 01:15:24 I want you to get tothe boat.
1296 01:15:26 I want you to run.
1297 01:15:28 - What about you?- It's not important.
1298 01:15:32 I know that you're pregnant,and I know it's not mine.
1299 01:15:35 I don't care.
1300 01:15:37 - No, no, no, Dan--- Shh.
1301 01:15:41 It's funny. After allthis fucking shit,
1302 01:15:44 when I heard you,my first thought, I wasn't mad.
1303 01:15:47 I was really excited.
1304 01:15:53 No, Dan, I was lying.
1305 01:15:55 - What?- I had to stall him.
1306 01:15:57 - You're not pregnant?- No.
1307 01:15:59 - At all?- Not even a little bit.
1308 01:16:05 Lisa...
1309 01:16:07 that was the best fucking actingI've ever seen.
1310 01:16:09 Yeah?
1311 01:16:14 Gotcha.
1312 01:16:32 Ah!
1313 01:16:35 Fucking bitch!
1314 01:16:40 Sorry, sweetheart.
1315 01:16:43 Uhh!
1316 01:16:45 Oh!
1317 01:16:46 Oh! Oh, my...
1318 01:16:50 Oh!
1319 01:16:52 Oh!
1320 01:16:54 It's broken!
1321 01:16:56 Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
1322 01:17:00 Thank you.
1323 01:17:02 Let's go.
1324 01:17:10 Fucking nail him!
1325 01:17:11 He hurt my back.Fucking asshole!
1326 01:17:19 - Aah!- Uhh!
1327 01:17:29 I'm sorry.
1328 01:17:39 Remember me?
1329 01:17:41 This is what happenswhen you fuck with...
1330 01:17:51 - Todd.- Todd!
1331 01:17:52 Yes! My name is Todd.
1332 01:17:56 - Aah!- Oh!
1333 01:18:06 Fucking hold her.
1334 01:18:12 Let me tell you something,Ron Weasley.
1335 01:18:15 You kill enough people,
1336 01:18:17 it honestlystarts to get a bit boring.
1337 01:18:20 Like in a relationship,
1338 01:18:22 the key is finding waysto keep things fresh.
1339 01:18:26 Isn't that right, honey?
1340 01:18:31 - Aaaaaah!- Dan!
1341 01:18:33 Stay.
1342 01:18:35 I've stabbed, choked, smothered,
1343 01:18:39 melted my old scoutmasterwith acid.
1344 01:18:42 It was more troublethan it was worth.
1345 01:18:44 Very hard to get acid.
1346 01:18:46 But one thing I've never done
1347 01:18:48 is shove someone's faceinto a lawnmower.
1348 01:18:53 Come on.
1349 01:18:56 So thank you for this!
1350 01:19:00 - No.- Oh, shut up and watch.
1351 01:19:04 Go ahead, honey.
1352 01:19:06 No, please.No, no, please!
1353 01:19:08 Please, please, please.
1354 01:19:12 - Isn't this fun?- Fuck, no!
1355 01:19:13 Please! Please!
1356 01:19:14 We're trying something newtogether.
1357 01:19:16 Please, please. Please!
1358 01:19:17 Shut the fuck up!
1359 01:19:20 Aah!
1360 01:19:21 He's not gonna have a face.
1361 01:19:25 Aah, fuck!
1362 01:19:27 Aah!
1363 01:19:39 Shit.
1364 01:19:49 Who fucked up my window?
1365 01:20:02 ♪ Chickity china,the chinese chicken ♪
1366 01:20:04 ♪ You have a drumstick andyour brain stops ticking ♪
1367 01:20:07 Hmm.
1368 01:20:09 Well, that don't look right.
1369 01:20:18 Mm.
1370 01:20:20 Oh.
1371 01:20:21 What the fuck?
1372 01:20:23 Oh.
1373 01:20:25 Oh.
1374 01:20:27 Michael Burton speaking.
1375 01:20:30 Mike, can you hear me?
1376 01:20:31 It's Carl Marshall,down by the lake.
1377 01:20:34 - Carl?- Yeah.
1378 01:20:36 I'm just phoning to say, Mike,
1379 01:20:38 that I was drivingpast your place,
1380 01:20:43 and, uh, I had to go
1381 01:20:45 to the 24-hour conveniencestore, you know?
1382 01:20:49 So, Mike,I took the back way.
1383 01:20:52 You know, I preferthe back way to the front.
1384 01:20:56 Potato starch and some tomatoes.
1385 01:20:59 Carl.What is this about?
1386 01:21:02 Oh. I'm sorry.
1387 01:21:03 I was driving past your placeand--
1388 01:21:11 - One second, Mike. One second.- Oh, my God.
1389 01:21:17 Excuse me.
1390 01:21:19 Okay, so...
1391 01:21:22 One of your potswas out on the front lawn.
1392 01:21:25 - What?- And also,
1393 01:21:27 one of your windowswas smashed.
1394 01:21:29 Look, Carl.Goodbye, Carl.
1395 01:21:32 Mike?
1396 01:21:33 Mike?!
1397 01:21:38 That fucking kid.
1398 01:21:45 Whoa, whoa, Mr. Burton.
1399 01:21:47 I need you to go backto your room.
1400 01:21:48 I'm sorry, Kevin, I gotta go.
1401 01:21:50 There's a problemup at my cabin.
1402 01:21:51 Mr. Burton, please.
1403 01:21:57 Give me yourfucking car keys, man.
1404 01:22:02 Don't wait up.
1405 01:22:10 Fuck, yeah.
1406 01:22:15 Oh, fuck me!
1407 01:22:16 What is this shit?
1408 01:22:18 What the fuck?
1409 01:22:20 No. No. No. No.
1410 01:22:22 Jesus Christ!
1411 01:22:24 ♪ Welcome to Ibiza!
1412 01:22:38 Turn music off!
1413 01:22:42 You motherfucker!
1414 01:22:45 What? You gotta be kidding me.
1415 01:22:48 Kevin, you asshole!
1416 01:22:53 Hey, cupcake. Fill it up.
1417 01:22:56 No, thanks.
1418 01:23:03 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this, like this ♪
1419 01:23:05 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1420 01:23:08 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1421 01:23:10 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1422 01:23:11 Yeah, yeah.
1423 01:23:14 Turn it up!
1424 01:23:18 - ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1425 01:23:22 Shit.
1426 01:23:29 Who fucked up my window?
1427 01:23:30 Baby!
1428 01:23:33 - Dad?!- Dan.
1429 01:23:36 Are you broken?
1430 01:23:38 So who are these dusty cunts?
1431 01:23:39 Who the fuck are you?
1432 01:23:42 Can you hear me?
1433 01:23:43 Oh, hey. Hey, hey!
1434 01:23:45 Stay the fuck back, old man.
1435 01:23:47 I'll slit her fucking throat!
1436 01:23:55 You good, Lis?
1437 01:23:56 Mm-hmm.
1438 01:23:57 Toddy!
1439 01:24:00 Alright.
1440 01:24:02 Who's next?
1441 01:24:05 Is it you?
1442 01:24:07 - Dad! Look out!- Ugh!
1443 01:24:08 No!
1444 01:24:10 Die, you fucking ape!
1445 01:24:12 Aah!
1446 01:24:16 Oh! Oh, my God!
1447 01:24:21 - Oh.- Fuck!
1448 01:24:23 Oh!
1449 01:24:26 You gonna die, old man?
1450 01:24:29 No.
1451 01:24:31 I'm gonna eat your nose.
1452 01:24:34 Oh!
1453 01:24:37 I'm gonna get ya!
1454 01:24:43 Dad!
1455 01:24:45 Run, Danny.
1456 01:24:47 Your nose tastes like shit.
1457 01:24:52 Dan. Get in the car.
1458 01:25:03 No! Fucking come on!
1459 01:25:06 What the fuck is happening?!
1460 01:25:11 Dad! Dad!
1461 01:25:12 Ugh! Ugh!
1462 01:25:16 Come on! Come on!
1463 01:25:37 Oh!
1464 01:25:48 Lisa.
1465 01:25:51 Lisa.
1466 01:25:54 Lisa, wake up.
1467 01:25:56 Lisa. Lisa, wake up.
1468 01:25:57 Lisa.
1469 01:25:59 - Uhh.- Lisa?
1470 01:26:00 Ah. Oh, ho.
1471 01:26:04 What? Okay.
1472 01:26:06 That's okay, that's okay.
1473 01:26:08 Hey!
1474 01:26:09 It goes right there.
1475 01:26:11 He shot off my-- my hair.
1476 01:26:13 What-- Does it look--Does it look okay?
1477 01:26:16 How does it look?
1478 01:26:19 It looks fine.
1479 01:26:20 You know what?I actually think it looks good.
1480 01:26:23 Okay.
1481 01:26:24 - Let's focus.- Okay.
1482 01:26:26 - Right here.- Okay.
1483 01:26:28 I need you to get to the boat.
1484 01:26:31 Okay?- Okay.
1485 01:26:34 Okay?
1486 01:26:35 Where are you going?
1487 01:26:37 I have to go take careof something.
1488 01:26:41 Hold on.I don't want to lie to you.
1489 01:26:43 I don't want to lie to youever again, okay?
1490 01:26:45 I want to startcommunicating honestly.
1491 01:26:48 The whole side of your headlooks like shit.
1492 01:26:50 It looks like a total nightmare.
1493 01:26:52 I don't want to repressthings anymore.
1494 01:26:54 Dan, Dan, I appreciatewhat you're trying to do,
1495 01:26:55 I really do,but now is not the fucking time!
1496 01:26:57 Right, right.Okay, let's fucking go.
1497 01:27:00 Okay.
1498 01:27:01 I'm in so much pain! Ow!
1499 01:27:03 Ow! Ah!
1500 01:27:06 Okay.We just gotta wrap this up.
1501 01:27:09 Okay?
1502 01:27:11 Honey, help me up.
1503 01:27:13 Nah, I'm good.
1504 01:27:15 Wait, what?
1505 01:27:16 Uh,I think we should break up.
1506 01:27:22 - What?- Yeah.
1507 01:27:25 It's just not working outfor me.
1508 01:27:27 What are you talking about?
1509 01:27:29 It was--It's just a setback.
1510 01:27:32 Ah, you motherfucker!
1511 01:27:35 Oh, you're a fucking coward!
1512 01:27:38 You fucking piece of shit!
1513 01:27:42 I will cut your fucking dickoff, shithead!
1514 01:27:47 Motherfucker!
1515 01:27:58 Fucking piece of shit asshole!
1516 01:28:00 Shit.Oh, my God.
1517 01:28:03 I knew I shouldn'thave left my fucking job.
1518 01:28:20 Ohh!
1519 01:28:24 Oh, that goes over there.
1520 01:28:27 That goes there. Okay.
1521 01:28:31 Ewwww, God.
1522 01:28:33 Oh, God.Oh, God.
1523 01:28:46 Okay.That's good. Okay.
1524 01:28:51 Oh, God!
1525 01:28:52 Ow! Uhh!
1526 01:28:58 Oh! That's better.That's better.
1527 01:29:06 Ooh, that's better.
1528 01:29:26 Shit! Fuck you!
1529 01:29:28 Okay.
1530 01:29:32 God damn it!Work!
1531 01:29:38 We've got ourselvesa wiggler.
1532 01:29:41 No! Wait.
1533 01:29:44 Don't shoot.
1534 01:29:45 I'd like my sweater back.
1535 01:29:46 Wait.I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1536 01:29:51 I wasn't in my right mind.
1537 01:29:53 I was being manipulated.I was totally brainwashed.
1538 01:29:57 I didn't see you as human.
1539 01:30:00 But we are. I'm human.You're human.
1540 01:30:02 I see you now.
1541 01:30:04 Please let me go.
1542 01:30:06 I'll just run awayinto the woods
1543 01:30:08 and we'll never knowthis happened.
1544 01:30:11 Fuck!
1545 01:30:12 You--You fucking piece of shit!
1546 01:30:15 Oh, my God,you're not gonna kill a cop!
1547 01:30:17 Go ahead.Make my day, asshole.
1548 01:30:19 Kill a federal officer!
1549 01:30:21 That's what I am.
1550 01:30:22 They'll all come after you.
1551 01:30:24 You motherfucker,titty-sucking, 2-balled bitch.
1552 01:30:27 I fucking dare--
1553 01:30:30 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
1554 01:30:34 Jesus Christ!
1555 01:30:36 Okay.Come on, you fucking thing.
1556 01:30:38 Yes.
1557 01:30:43 Where are we going?
1558 01:30:55 Dan!!
1559 01:31:11 Oof!
1560 01:31:22 Where is this fucking bank?
1561 01:31:24 Aren't you gonna go backfor your girlfriend?
1562 01:31:28 Were you just gonna ditch her?
1563 01:31:30 Technically, we broke up.
1564 01:31:33 She was a lot.
1565 01:31:35 You met her.- Yeah.
1566 01:31:37 Here's the plan, Hermione.
1567 01:31:39 You're gonna clean yourself up,
1568 01:31:41 go into the bank,get my 50 grand,
1569 01:31:44 or I kill you
1570 01:31:46 and leave you in the trunkof a car like my sister!
1571 01:31:47 Uhh!
1572 01:31:49 I'm gonna kill you,you fucking piece of shit!
1573 01:31:59 Motherfucker!
1574 01:32:05 - Aah!- Fuck! Ow.
1575 01:32:24 Hey, asshole!
1576 01:32:29 Eat shit!
1577 01:32:36 Wow!
1578 01:32:40 You two deserve each other.
1579 01:32:42 Ugh!
1580 01:32:46 New plan.
1581 01:32:48 Now you can watch me do what youwere too big of a pussy to do,
1582 01:32:52 which is kill your fucking wife.
1583 01:32:59 Get... the fuck...
1584 01:33:02 away... from my wife!
1585 01:33:30 Come on!
1586 01:33:33 Oh! Oh!
1587 01:33:53 I really did like your movie.
1588 01:33:56 A shame there'snot gonna be a sequel.
1589 01:34:05 Aah!
1590 01:34:06 Ohh!
1591 01:34:28 Fuck you guys.
1592 01:34:44 Oh! Dan!
1593 01:35:10 It's okay.
1594 01:35:21 It's okay.
1595 01:35:25 No!
1596 01:35:27 Come on!
1597 01:36:26 Police will be here soon.
1598 01:36:33 I found your fingers.
1599 01:36:43 Thanks.
1600 01:36:51 Hey.
1601 01:36:56 I'm sorry I triedto kill you.
1602 01:37:03 I'm sorry I triedto kill you, too.
1603 01:37:10 So what now?
1604 01:37:12 We're just right back towhere we started?
1605 01:37:16 Still broke.
1606 01:37:18 Still gonna lose everything?
1607 01:37:23 Still got all our shitto deal with.
1608 01:37:28 So let's deal with it.
1609 01:37:43 Okay.
1610 01:37:49 But specifically how?
1611 01:37:51 You know?Like, do you have an idea?
1612 01:37:59 Yeah.
1613 01:38:00 I got an idea.
1614 01:38:11 ♪ Everybody's got a secretto hide ♪
1615 01:38:15 Can you tell uswhat happened in there?
1616 01:38:16 I don't even really know.
1617 01:38:18 It's just such a blur.
1618 01:38:19 Well, we just camefor a vacation.
1619 01:38:21 Next thing we knew,
1620 01:38:23 we were attacked by this groupof very, very angry people.
1621 01:38:25 Were thereany other survivors?
1622 01:38:27 Just my beautiful husband.
1623 01:38:29 You know, at some point,you realize
1624 01:38:30 you don't care about yourself.I just...
1625 01:38:32 I wanted to make surethat my wife was okay.
1626 01:38:36 Dan's father, a retired Marine.
1627 01:38:39 Has struck a chordwith people across the country.
1628 01:38:41 Lisa Burton,the miraculous survivors
1629 01:38:43 of the cabin attack.
1630 01:38:52 You must have been terrified.
1631 01:38:53 How did you survive?
1632 01:38:55 I guess in a word...
1633 01:38:58 Love.
1634 01:38:59 Freak bitch!
1635 01:39:01 Yeah. Love.
1636 01:39:02 Aw, I love that.
1637 01:39:04 And I hear Hollywood is makingthis story into a movie.
1638 01:39:06 Is that right?
1639 01:39:08 Yes.
1640 01:39:09 We're finally gonnaget make a film together.
1641 01:39:11 And this is gonna bestreaming?
1642 01:39:13 It is. It's for streaming.
1643 01:39:15 - Which is fine.- Yeah.
1644 01:39:17 Everything's on streamingthese days.
1645 01:39:19 - It's just as good.- Better.
1646 01:39:21 Well, congratulations,you guys.
1647 01:39:23 Give it up for Dan and Lisa.
1648 01:39:26 It really happened to them.
1649 01:39:42 What the helldo you want from us?
1650 01:39:44 Just a little cash, baby.
1651 01:39:46 I'm gonna make you beg, bitch.
1652 01:39:49 And I'm gonna havesome fun with you, boy.
1653 01:39:52 Hold him down.
1654 01:39:54 You ready, Ron?
1655 01:39:56 No.
1656 01:39:58 Ow, my balls!
1657 01:40:21 Rack 'em up.
1658 01:40:23 Ow, my balls.
1659 01:40:28 Let's get the hellout of here.
1660 01:40:30 And cut!
1661 01:40:32 Was that okay?
1662 01:40:34 Kamil, it was great.
1663 01:40:35 - Are you sure?- I'm sure. Yeah.
1664 01:40:37 Yeah.You were great.
1665 01:40:39 - Oh, no.- Dan. Dan, dan.
1666 01:40:41 Can we try just one more?
1667 01:40:44 No.
1668 01:40:50 We're good.
1669 01:40:57 ♪ Are you coming back for me?
1670 01:41:04 ♪ Hope you're coming backfor me ♪
1671 01:41:09 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm
1672 01:41:12 ♪ Coming back for me
1673 01:41:19 ♪ Hope you're coming backfor me ♪
1674 01:41:28 ♪ I always want you here
1675 01:41:33 ♪ And I'm tryingto find a reason ♪
1676 01:41:36 ♪ But I only want to hear
1677 01:41:41 ♪ Coming back for me
1678 01:41:47 ♪ Hope you're coming backfor me ♪
1679 01:41:54 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm
1680 01:41:56 ♪ Coming back for me?
1681 01:42:02 ♪ Hope you're coming backfor me ♪
1682 01:42:08 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm
1683 01:42:11 ♪ For now,I know I'm on my own ♪
1684 01:42:17 ♪ Until the dayyou call me home ♪
1685 01:42:25 ♪ For now, I knowI'm on my own ♪
1686 01:42:32 ♪ Until the dayyou call me home ♪
1687 01:42:37 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
1688 01:42:41 ♪ Fuck like this
1689 01:42:43 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1690 01:42:47 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1691 01:42:50 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1692 01:42:54 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1693 01:42:55 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1694 01:42:57 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1695 01:42:59 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1696 01:43:01 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1697 01:43:04 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1698 01:43:12 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1699 01:43:19 ♪ When I party,I fuck like this ♪
1700 01:43:45 ♪ Mut luotiin kulkemaan
1701 01:43:49 ♪ Yksinaista matkaa
1702 01:43:53 ♪ Missa kohdataan
1703 01:43:57 ♪ Ja missa luovutaan
1704 01:44:02 ♪ Saanut oon kantaa
1705 01:44:06 ♪ Kovin turhaa taakkaa
1706 01:44:10 ♪ Siita millainen
1707 01:44:14 ♪ Mina ole en
1708 01:44:19 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh
1709 01:44:21 ♪ Mut en aio yrittaa
1710 01:44:23 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh
1711 01:44:25 ♪ Vaariin kenkiin enaa
1712 01:44:27 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh
1713 01:44:29 ♪ Oon usein tehnyt sen
1714 01:44:31 ♪ Jonkun toisen tahden
1715 01:44:36 ♪ Mut luotiin kulkemaan
1716 01:44:41 ♪ Hiljaista matkaa
1717 01:44:45 ♪ Missa kadotaan
1718 01:44:49 ♪ Jonnekkin sieluunsa
1719 01:44:54 ♪ Saanut oon kantaa
1720 01:45:02 ♪ Niin monenlaisia
1721 01:45:07 ♪ Vaikeita tunteita
1722 01:45:10 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh
1723 01:45:12 ♪ Mutten aio yrittaa
1724 01:45:14 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh
1725 01:45:17 ♪ Vaariin kenkiin enaa