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1 00:00:36 ♪ I believe in miracles ♪
2 00:00:39 ♪ Where you from, you sexy thing ♪
3 00:00:43 ♪ You sexy thing, you ♪
4 00:00:45 ♪ I believe in miracles ♪
5 00:00:48 Hey.
6 00:00:49 ♪ Since you came along, you sexy thing ♪
7 00:00:53 - So nice to finally meet you.- Please, lower your expectations.
8 00:00:56 I'm way more charming on email.
9 00:00:58 Well…
10 00:01:01 I'm glad you asked me out. Finally.
11 00:01:04 I'm a cardio girl. I don't normallyjust hang out by the weights.
12 00:01:07 I do not normally lift that much.
13 00:01:09 It was either ask you outor get a hernia trying to impress you.
14 00:01:12 So, okay, why did you leaveLondon for New Jersey?
15 00:01:15 It was a job opportunity.
16 00:01:17 I'm an in-house lawyer at Air Cruz.
17 00:01:19 - Oh, I love Air Cruz. Thank you.- Thank you.
18 00:01:22 Always on time, great snacks.
19 00:01:24 Cheers.
20 00:01:25 I love your commercials.
21 00:01:27 "I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruz,I'm also a pilot."
22 00:01:31 I hate doing those.
23 00:01:32 My dad used to do them,then when he retired, I had to do them.
24 00:01:35 It's the worst part of the job.
25 00:01:37 Ah, you're great.
26 00:01:39 My ex-wife is going to be so jealous thatI am on a date with the Air Cruz lady.
27 00:01:44 Oh, this is not a date.This is a work dinner.
28 00:01:47 Well…
29 00:01:49 A little birdie told methat you're single.
30 00:01:51 - And so am I… legally now.- Oh.
31 00:01:55 Best six months of my life.
32 00:01:57 Well…
33 00:01:58 - I'm here to talk business. So… yeah.- Sorry, you're right.
34 00:02:01 Trust me, the last thingI want to talk about is my ex-wife.
35 00:02:04 Okay.
36 00:02:06 Stacey.
37 00:02:07 Mm. But, wait,wasn't that like a huge demotion?
38 00:02:10 Oh. Um… I don't know.
39 00:02:13 Practicing international lawon a global scale is rewarding,
40 00:02:16 but today at Air Cruz,
41 00:02:17 I did resolve a dispute betweena passenger and an emotional support dog.
42 00:02:21 Ooh.
43 00:02:22 You're hiding something. Thank you.
44 00:02:26 Why did you really leave?
45 00:02:27 - Did you quit, or did you get fired?- No.
46 00:02:29 You can tell me anything.I'm like a vault.
47 00:02:31 Like, my ex-boyfriend gave me scabiesand I didn't tell a soul.
48 00:02:36 Well done.
49 00:02:37 Air Cruz is expandinginto Dallas-Fort Worth.
50 00:02:40 - It's huge for us.- Dallas.
51 00:02:42 And I'd like the lounge there to reflectand be kind of like a cathedral for--
52 00:02:49 Larry?
53 00:02:51 Oh. Uh…
54 00:02:54 Excuse me. Um…
55 00:02:56 Stacey's from Dallas.
56 00:02:58 Oh.
57 00:02:59 That's where we met.
58 00:03:01 Mmm.
59 00:03:10 Are you crying?
60 00:03:11 No, no, no.I'm not crying. I'm not crying.
61 00:03:17 - Larry!- I'm sorry!
62 00:03:19 Should we get some food?Let's get some food.
63 00:03:22 Mm-mmm. I had a protein bar earlier.
64 00:03:24 You know why I come here?For these bad boys.
65 00:03:27 They're so good, right?Can't even taste the tequila, right?
66 00:03:30 But it's in there. It's definitely there.Shall we get some water?
67 00:03:33 Oh, my God.They're playing my literal favorite song.
68 00:03:36 Oh, my God. I love this song.
69 00:03:38 It's a good song.
70 00:03:39 We have to dance.
71 00:03:41 - Oh. Uh, we don't. We absolutely don't.- I think we should just dance.
72 00:03:44 No. Absolutely not. It's a restaurant.Not a dancing place.
73 00:03:46 Okay. You want to stay seated,you dirty dog?
74 00:03:49 Sorry everybody. Excuse me.Tanya, please, I'm begging you.
75 00:03:53 ♪ Tell it to my heart ♪
76 00:03:55 ♪ I can feel… ♪ Oh, whoa.
77 00:03:57 - Oh, no.- Oh my God.
78 00:03:59 What the fuck?
79 00:04:00 Sit down, or my boyfriendwill kick your fucking ass.
80 00:04:04 - Tanya. I am so sorry.- Put a leash on her.
81 00:04:06 To be clear,no one will be kicking your ass.
82 00:04:08 I do apologize, everyone.Dessert is on me.
83 00:04:13 Oh, shit.
84 00:04:16 And thenwe stopped sleeping together.
85 00:04:21 She, uh…She thought it was her fault, but…
86 00:04:26 honestly…
87 00:04:28 - it was mine.- Mmm.
88 00:04:31 And now I masturbate to her.
89 00:04:34 I jerk off to my ex-wife.I mean, is that fucked up or--
90 00:04:38 And that's my cue. Okay.
91 00:04:40 Excuse me.
92 00:04:52 I had a really nice time tonight.
93 00:04:55 - Good night, Tanya.- Oh.
94 00:04:58 Not on the first date, huh?
95 00:05:00 You are a gentleman.
96 00:05:03 Well…
97 00:05:05 till next time.
98 00:05:10 - Good night.- Good night.
99 00:05:12 God, you're such a pussy.
100 00:05:15 Mom! I'm home.
101 00:05:26 Jackie, uh,I just want to apologize again.
102 00:05:31 I'm really sorry.
103 00:05:33 You should call…
104 00:05:34 Stacey.
105 00:05:37 She might be home thinking about you too.
106 00:05:39 And masturbating?
107 00:05:41 Goodbye, Larry.
108 00:05:49
109 00:06:09 Sorry.
110 00:06:46 All right, Frederick, here we are.Finished last night.
111 00:06:49 If you could get thatto Mr. Vance when he gets in, please.
112 00:06:52 That was fast.You can take more time if you want.
113 00:06:55 Mr. Vance will be madif there are mistakes, so…
114 00:06:59 Um…
115 00:07:01 There are no mistakes.
116 00:07:04 - All right, Clair?- Ugh, no.
117 00:07:06 It's freezing outside,then it's 1,000 degrees on the train,
118 00:07:09 so I sweat all the way throughmy thermal underwear.
119 00:07:12 Then that sweat froze on my walk to work.
120 00:07:14 Now I have this, like,insane rash behind my knees.
121 00:07:19 Oh, dear.
122 00:07:20 What did you get up to last night?
123 00:07:22 Oh, nothing.
124 00:07:23 No, you did something. What was it?
125 00:07:26 Just something personal.
126 00:07:29 Like what?
127 00:07:31 I'm sorry. I thinkthis might be a cultural difference.
128 00:07:34 Discussing personal thingswith a co-worker seems
129 00:07:37 inappropriate or rude to me.
130 00:07:40 So when I say, "All right, Clair,"
131 00:07:41 I'm not really asking if you're all right.I'm just saying, "Hello."
132 00:07:45 Oh. Because for me,if you ask a question, then I answer it,
133 00:07:48 because that is how a conversation works.
134 00:07:50 Right.
135 00:07:51 - Well, for example, yesterday, when you--- Morning.
136 00:07:55 When you told me your IBS was intense…
137 00:07:59 That's a personal issuefor your personal life. Do you see?
138 00:08:03 - What do you want me to say?- Just all right.
139 00:08:05 I say all right, you say all right,and we go about our day.
140 00:08:08 But I'm not all right.
141 00:08:09 No one's all right, Clair. We just say it.
142 00:08:16 - Good morning, Ms. Cruz.- Good morning.
143 00:08:23 - Good morning, Ms. Cruz.- Good morning.
144 00:08:24 - Good morning, Ms. Cruz.- Good morning, Ms. Cruz.
145 00:08:31 - Hey, hey. How'd it go last night?- Nightmare.
146 00:08:34 - Who told Larry I was single?- Who doesn't know you're single?
147 00:08:38 - Fair.- I'm so sorry. Meaning that he hit on you?
148 00:08:41 - Then he cried.- I'm gonna scream.
149 00:08:42 It makes me so angry
150 00:08:44 when people cannot separate theirbusiness life from their personal life.
151 00:08:47 Except in your case,which is business life and business life.
152 00:08:50 Hey.
153 00:08:51 I don't need anybody elsein my life right now.
154 00:08:54 I'm focused on work.
155 00:08:55 I hear that, sister.
156 00:08:57 - Oh my God.- Okay.
157 00:08:58 I know I'm not supposed to ask this,but how are you even walking right now?
158 00:09:02 You're actually not allowed to ask that.Sorry, go ahead.
159 00:09:05 - No. You.- It's your airline. Okay.
160 00:09:08 Seriously. Shouldn't you be home?Or in a hospital… giving birth.
161 00:09:11 I'm gonna go to the hospitalwhen the baby comes,
162 00:09:13 then I'll resume work the next day.
163 00:09:15 You're kidding, right?
164 00:09:17 We have maternity leave.I'm worried about you.
165 00:09:19 - Hey, Marcus.- Yeah?
166 00:09:20 - Get this down to legal.- Ms. Cruz?
167 00:09:22 - Yeah, right away, Ms. Bloom.- Thank you.
168 00:09:24 "Right away, Ms. Bloom"?
169 00:09:26 So, you all set for the deposition?
170 00:09:28 Eh.
171 00:09:30 - Nervous.- No. Look, this is nothing. It's nothing.
172 00:09:33 If the biggest airline on the planetis not suing somebody somewhere,
173 00:09:37 their dicks get soft.
174 00:09:38 - Sydney.- What?
175 00:09:39 You can't say that. The door is open.
176 00:09:41 - It's true.- For fuck's sake.
177 00:09:42 It's gonna be fine.Vance is gonna destroy them.
178 00:09:46 - He is, isn't he?- Yes. I'd buy a ticket to see this one.
179 00:09:49 Peter Vance is going toeat those assholes for breakfast.
180 00:09:54 Gunderson. Peter Vance here.
181 00:09:57 What is this horse shitabout moving up the deposition?
182 00:10:02 Peter, I'm sorry.
183 00:10:04 - Huh?- Oh, I… I…
184 00:10:07 - Oh, fuck you!- Peter…
185 00:10:09 Okay, listen, asshole.
186 00:10:11 If that's the only timein your CEO's precious schedule,
187 00:10:15 - I'll depose his ass too. Yeah.- You're not… Peter.
188 00:10:18 Yeah, I fucking can.
189 00:10:20 Check your email, dipshit.
190 00:10:22 Guess what?
191 00:10:26 I can… are you there?
192 00:10:30 What's going on?
193 00:10:35 I don't knowif it was beef or chorizo but…
194 00:10:37 - All right, Clair?- No, not at all.
195 00:10:40 Mr. Vance choked on his breakfast burrito.
196 00:10:43 Oh, my God.You can have burritos for breakfast?
197 00:10:47 - I'm so sorry. Is he okay?- He has a tube down his throat.
198 00:10:50 He's using hand signalsto sue the food truck
199 00:10:52 for a recklessly large sausage chunk.
200 00:10:54 Is this him, are you Blanchflower?
201 00:10:56 Yes, Daniel Blanchflower.
202 00:10:57 Well, the general goes down.Time to bring in the colonel.
203 00:11:00 Vance says you're hot shit, so you'reon the Falcon Airlines deposition.
204 00:11:03 - Be in Ms. Cruz's office in five minutes.- I'll be there.
205 00:11:06 Ooh…
206 00:11:11 Why are you all looking at me like that?
207 00:11:13 Have you met Ms. Cruz?
208 00:11:15 No, Rachael.I have not yet had the pleasure.
209 00:11:18 "Pleasure?"
210 00:11:20 So you enjoy feeling dumb and scared?
211 00:11:24 She's tough. Don't babble.
212 00:11:27 But don't say nothing.Just speak the exact right amount.
213 00:11:31 And do not compliment her shoes.It was the worst elevator ride of my life.
214 00:11:36 She likes the smell of lavender.Try to smell like lavender.
215 00:11:39 She hates the sound of breathing.Don't breathe.
216 00:11:41 But if you have to breathe,
217 00:11:42 try to take a quick gaspthrough the side of your mouth, like this.
218 00:12:03 - Go right in. She's expecting you.- Thank you.
219 00:12:06 Good luck.
220 00:12:21 Holy shit.
221 00:12:26 You're very, um…
222 00:12:30 impressive.
223 00:12:34 You…
224 00:12:36 glow, you…
225 00:12:40 Wow.
226 00:12:42 You're the new lawyer?
227 00:12:43 Yes. Sorry. I am he, Daniel Blanchflower.
228 00:12:50 Nice shoes.
229 00:12:51 Fuck.
230 00:12:52 Sydney?
231 00:12:54 Yes?
232 00:12:57 - This is the guy?- Yeah. This is…
233 00:12:59 Bl… I literally already forgot it.
234 00:13:01 - Blanchflower.- Blankplowder.
235 00:13:03 - Blanchflower.- That's what I said.
236 00:13:05 Can we postpone the deposition?
237 00:13:06 No. It'll look likewe're hiding something.
238 00:13:10 Ms. Cruz, I can assure youI am quite capable and happy
239 00:13:15 to help with whateveryou may need help with.
240 00:13:21 Shoes or law…
241 00:13:22 Probably more law-based help,I imagine you need, actually, from me.
242 00:13:41 - Have a good day, ma'am.- Thank you.
243 00:13:56 Good morning. I'm Daniel.
244 00:13:57 - Vanessa. Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
245 00:14:00 Okay. Well, let's begin.
246 00:14:02 Ms. Cruz, four months ago, on July 25th,
247 00:14:06 Falcon Airlines had a verbal agreement
248 00:14:08 with the boardof the Dallas-Fort Worth airport
249 00:14:10 to acquire 10 gates in their new terminal.
250 00:14:12 - Are you aware of all this?- Yes.
251 00:14:15 But on July 26th, the very next day,
252 00:14:18 you flew to Dallason your personal private jet, Cruz One,
253 00:14:21 to meet with Charles Johnson, the chairmanof the Dallas-Fort Worth board.
254 00:14:26 And after your evening together,
255 00:14:28 Mr. Johnson just changed his mind,
256 00:14:31 decided to give the gates that he hadalready given to Falcon Airlines to you.
257 00:14:35 - Is that correct?- Yes.
258 00:14:36 Would you care to tell us what happenedthat evening between you and Mr. Johnson?
259 00:14:47 - We had dinner.- Did you go anywhere else after dinner?
260 00:14:50 Back to your hotel?
261 00:14:51 - Back to his place?- No.
262 00:14:54 Maybe the ATM?
263 00:14:57 You are aware that Mr. Johnson,
264 00:14:58 days after your dinner, bought a boat?
265 00:15:00 Okay, which is it? Did I bribe him,or did I sleep with him?
266 00:15:04 You tell us.That's what we're here to find out.
267 00:15:08 I need a moment to confer.
268 00:15:09 Ms. Cruz, the breaks are at a set time.
269 00:15:15 - What the fuck are you doing?- What would you have me do?
270 00:15:19 Vance would be fighting every wordcoming out of his creepy little mouth.
271 00:15:23 - Object!- I won't do that.
272 00:15:25 - Do it.- No.
273 00:15:27 - Do it.- Ms. Cruz.
274 00:15:28 - Do it, or I'll fire your ass.- Then fire me.
275 00:15:32 Look, I know I didn't makea great first impression,
276 00:15:35 but to be fair, you do glowand those are amazing shoes.
277 00:15:40 I have done this before.
278 00:15:43 Well, you…
279 00:15:45 better fucking show me something in there.
280 00:15:52 And finally, Ms. Cruz,
281 00:15:54 after your eveningtogether with Mr. Johnson,
282 00:15:56 the two of you met for breakfastthe next morning. Is that correct?
283 00:15:59 It was coffee. We didn't have breakfast.
284 00:16:02 Fine.
285 00:16:04 Coffee.
286 00:16:05 Thank you for everything, Jackie.
287 00:16:07 I'm done with her.
288 00:16:08 Are we gonna take a breakbefore we depose Mr. Butten?
289 00:16:10 No. I only have a question or two.It shouldn't take long.
290 00:16:14 Um, so…
291 00:16:17 for the record…
292 00:16:19 you are William Butten,CEO of Falcon Airlines.
293 00:16:22 - I am, but you can call me Bill.- Wonderful.
294 00:16:25 So, Bill…
295 00:16:27 you seem to know an awful lot aboutthe time Ms. Cruz spent with Mr. Johnson.
296 00:16:31 I guess I do.
297 00:16:33 You know when they went to dinner.
298 00:16:36 You know where they went to dinner.
299 00:16:38 Do you know what they ate?
300 00:16:40 She had the filetand he had the Chilean sea bass.
301 00:16:42 Right.
302 00:16:45 So, for me,I think the question's quite simple.
303 00:16:50 How do you know all this?
304 00:16:55 Uh…
305 00:16:57 The…
306 00:16:59 information was given to me by a…
307 00:17:03 interesting pers-- an interested party
308 00:17:06 who happened upon the knowledge of the…
309 00:17:12 facts.
310 00:17:12 I'm so sorry. I didn't quite get that.Vanessa, would you mind reading that back?
311 00:17:16 - That's not… You don't have to.- I do. He asked me to. It's my job. Okay.
312 00:17:21 "I, uh, the information was given to me
313 00:17:23 by a, uh, interesting person,
314 00:17:25 interested party who happened uponthe knowledge of the, uh…
315 00:17:31 facts."
316 00:17:32 - That's what he said.- Thank you, Vanessa.
317 00:17:34 - Mm-hmm.- I am curious.
318 00:17:37 Who was the interested party?
319 00:17:42 Paul. Paul something. I forget.
320 00:17:44 - Paul Huntingford.- Yes.
321 00:17:47 - Mr. Johnson's personal assistant.- Yes.
322 00:17:49 Did you pay him or just sleep with him?
323 00:17:51 We're gonna call it.I'm sorry to cut this off.
324 00:17:53 - The breaks are at a set time.- Yeah, we'll be in touch.
325 00:17:56 Now.
326 00:17:58 - Thank you, Vanessa.- Thank you. Good job, Daniel.
327 00:18:12 - Heather?- Yes, Ms. Cruz?
328 00:18:14 Can you ask Mr. Blanchflowerto come up here, please?
329 00:18:18 Absolutely.
330 00:18:19 Yeah, and thenyou can go home for the day.
331 00:18:22 Okay, goodnight.
332 00:18:23 Thank you.
333 00:18:40 Ms. Cruz?
334 00:18:42 Close the door, please.
335 00:18:43 Have a seat.
336 00:18:57 Well, this ismy least favorite thing to do…
337 00:19:01 but…
338 00:19:04 I'm sorry.
339 00:19:07 Are there more words to that sentence?
340 00:19:10 No.
341 00:19:11 I hate apologizing,so please, just accept it.
342 00:19:16 - I do.- You did great today.
343 00:19:19 Well, I had familiarizedmyself with the case.
344 00:19:22 You read all that on the off chance
345 00:19:26 that your boss would choke on a sausagechunk the morning of the deposition.
346 00:19:29 Well, you'd be amazed the amountof lawyers who choke on sausage chunks.
347 00:19:33 The numbers are staggering.
348 00:19:36 Well…
349 00:19:38 It's nice to meet someonewho gives a shit.
350 00:19:40 It's rare.
351 00:19:42 For most people, work is somethingthat you have to endure until the weekend.
352 00:19:46 But for me…
353 00:19:49 this is the best part.
354 00:19:51 I get that.
355 00:19:54 So, thank you…
356 00:19:56 for being one of us.
357 00:19:59 You're welcome.
358 00:20:05 - Whoa!- I am so sorry.
359 00:20:07 What the fuck, dude?
360 00:20:09 - I assure you, this is not my choice.Get the fuck out of my office!
361 00:20:12 Yes, of course. Dear God, I'm so sorry.I would like to explain.
362 00:20:15 I think this was caused by a varietyof stimulus, or stimuli… Never mind.
363 00:20:18 Why is it still here?
364 00:20:19 I don't know, and I wish it would go away,and I'm leaving right now. I am so sorry.
365 00:20:30 Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
366 00:20:44 Holy shit!
367 00:20:50 Holy shit!
368 00:20:59 All right, Daniel?
369 00:21:00 I will be in my office withthe door closed for some time,
370 00:21:03 potentially several weeks.
371 00:21:04 Are you okay? What's wrong?
372 00:21:11 It might make you feel betterif you talk about it.
373 00:21:14 It's my business, Clair.
374 00:21:15 My personal business.
375 00:21:18 Ms. Cruz would like to see youin her office immediately.
376 00:21:26 Well, why didn't you start with that?
377 00:21:30 You hadn't hurt my feelings yet.
378 00:21:36 - You wanted to see me?- No.
379 00:21:38 - Right.- He was talking to me.
380 00:21:41 Please come in.And shut the door, Mr. Blanchflower.
381 00:21:46 So, with Peter in the hospital,
382 00:21:48 I'd like you to take over the day-to-dayoperations of the legal department.
383 00:21:54 That is, if you're…
384 00:21:57 up for it.
385 00:22:01 Of course.
386 00:22:03 Shouldn't be too…
387 00:22:06 hard.
388 00:22:10 Okay, thank you. You can… Could youclose the door when you leave?
389 00:22:13 Actually, stay.Sydney, we can finish this up later.
390 00:22:17 Can we?
391 00:22:18 I'd like to havea few words with Mr. Blanchflower.
392 00:22:21 Yeah. Okay.
393 00:22:24 - Great job.- Thank you.
394 00:22:27 - Could I help you with the…- Whoa, absolutely not.
395 00:22:30 - Don't do that.- Are you kidding me? 1952?
396 00:22:33 I think maybe turn around is the quickesthuman way to move across a room.
397 00:22:37 - You want the door open or closed?- Closed.
398 00:22:39 - Open?- Closed.
399 00:22:41 - You know what? I'm gonna close it.- Thank you.
400 00:22:45 - Please have a seat.- Thank you.
401 00:22:53 So, moving forward,
402 00:22:55 I'm hoping we canwork together without any further…
403 00:23:01 incidents.
404 00:23:02 Of course.And I do apologize again for my--
405 00:23:04 I'm putting it behind me.
406 00:23:09 - Let's move on. Okay.- Please.
407 00:23:14 I do hope you know I would neverconsciously entertain
408 00:23:17 the thought of anything like that,
409 00:23:18 even if your company didn't have
410 00:23:20 a zero-tolerance policyon interoffice relationships.
411 00:23:24 Mmm. Well, don't shit where you eat.
412 00:23:26 That's Captain Jack's number one rule.That's my dad.
413 00:23:29 Oh, I'm well awareof the famous Captain Jack Cruz.
414 00:23:33 War hero.
415 00:23:34 Entrepreneur.
416 00:23:36 - Hell of a storyteller.- That's him.
417 00:23:39 And still on the board.
418 00:23:41 Is that honorary?
419 00:23:42 No.
420 00:23:44 He's still in there every board meeting.
421 00:23:46 If not, they would've replaced me by nowwith some prep school Ivy Leaguer.
422 00:23:50 But aren't you doing incredibly well?
423 00:23:53 Yes, we are.
424 00:23:55 But, I think they'll alwaysjust see me as Daddy's little girl.
425 00:23:58 That sounds…
426 00:24:01 not frustrating.
427 00:24:05 Well, if I don't see you again,
428 00:24:07 have a nice weekend.
429 00:24:09 - Uh, no.- Oh.
430 00:24:10 Bye.
431 00:24:11 - See you Monday.- See you Monday.
432 00:24:12 - Can't wait.- Me too.
433 00:24:14 - I mean…- For work.
434 00:24:15 For work.
435 00:24:22 - Cheerio.- Yes, uh, cheerio.
436 00:24:26 Thank you.
437 00:24:38 You okay?
438 00:24:39 - Quick question.- Yeah.
439 00:24:41 Is Ms. Bloom still staring me down,
440 00:24:43 and rubbing her bellylike a Bond villain strokes a cat?
441 00:24:46 Yes.
442 00:24:48 It's not good news.
443 00:24:51 Okay.
444 00:24:52 - Good luck, man.- Thank you.
445 00:25:02 Slowed down and then…
446 00:25:04 he's brought back to the floorand skipped past Kovačić.
447 00:25:06 Did that really nicely.
448 00:25:09 Maddison to Porro,continuing to pick out passes.
449 00:25:11 That's really good!
450 00:25:25 Go home. It's Saturday.
451 00:25:26 If you are here, I'm here.
452 00:25:29 Okay. Just to be clear,
453 00:25:31 you are going to take a week offwhen the baby comes, right?
454 00:25:34 If I can lay in a bed,I can sit at a desk. Work is my priority.
455 00:25:38 Well, lots of people say thatbefore they have kids.
456 00:25:40 I'm not going to be one of those people!I'm so sorry for shouting, Jackie.
457 00:25:43 I was artificially inseminated to avoidthe distractions of a relationship.
458 00:25:47 So the only people in my house aregoing to be me and my army of nannies.
459 00:25:50 Oh God, and the, um…
460 00:25:52 baby.
461 00:25:53 Please feel free to reconsider on the day.
462 00:25:55 Hey, before you go, Falcon Airlines…
463 00:25:58 Fucking God Christ!
464 00:26:00 Are we still waiting to hear
465 00:26:02 if this fucking judge thinksthis bullshit lawsuit has merit?
466 00:26:05 Yeah, Daniel says that it's ridiculouslyfrivolous and we should be fine.
467 00:26:10 Okay.
468 00:26:11 Oh, um…
469 00:26:14 You know, the…
470 00:26:16 the other night…
471 00:26:20 after the deposition…
472 00:26:22 Uh-huh.
473 00:26:24 What?
474 00:26:28 What?
475 00:26:30 - Nothing.- What's happening right now? Jackie?
476 00:26:32 - It's nothing. Go home.- Woman… Jackie!
477 00:27:17 You okay alone in here with her?
478 00:27:22 She's my sister.
479 00:27:25 And she's handcuffed to the table.
480 00:27:29 Be careful.
481 00:27:31 "She's my sister.She's handcuffed to the table."
482 00:27:34 Where are you from?Buckingham Palace, you prick.
483 00:27:38 I have to talk like this, Lizzy.
484 00:27:39 I can't go into court and say,"Oi, objection, fuckface."
485 00:27:46 So…
486 00:27:47 What's going on with the birds?
487 00:27:49 Absolutely nothingis going on with the birds.
488 00:27:51 Well, I worry about you.
489 00:27:53 It's been so long since you got laid.Your balls must be like watermelons.
490 00:27:56 That isn't how balls work, Lizzy.Worry about yourself.
491 00:27:59 I've never had more sex in my life.
492 00:28:01 I swear it's the accent.The birds fucking love it.
493 00:28:03 Some days, I don't even wear pants.
494 00:28:05 - Elizabeth.- Daniel…
495 00:28:06 go back home.
496 00:28:08 I don't needmy little brother to babysit me.
497 00:28:11 You're never gonna find anyone here.These Americans aren't your type.
498 00:28:16 What's that?
499 00:28:18 Nothing.
500 00:28:19 It was fucking something.
501 00:28:21 Nothing.
502 00:28:27 It doesn't matter. There is someoneI like, but we can't be together.
503 00:28:30 Too big? Big ol' unit.
504 00:28:32 No, Lizzy.
505 00:28:33 Hairy belly?
506 00:28:34 Lizzy.
507 00:28:35 - Is it me, you sick fuck? I'm your sister.- Jesus Christ, Lizzy. It's my boss.
508 00:28:40 - Is she fit?- It isn't actually like that. She's…
509 00:28:44 smart.
510 00:28:46 She's dynamic.
511 00:28:48 She's like…
512 00:28:51 She's incredible.
513 00:28:53 - Is she fit?- We shook hands and I got a boner.
514 00:28:56 It was so bad.
515 00:28:58 Fucking hell.
516 00:29:00 Well, ask her out, then.
517 00:29:02 I can't.
518 00:29:04 You don't shit where you eat.
519 00:29:05 I do. I shit where I eat.
520 00:29:07 Where I sleep,where I read books, where I wank.
521 00:29:10 I can't.
522 00:29:11 Really, I can't.
523 00:29:13 I know ethics isn't your thing, Lizzy,but I'd be disbarred. I'd…
524 00:29:18 I'd lose my visa.
525 00:29:20 I'm not going home without you.
526 00:29:22 You fucking idiot.
527 00:29:25 You're the fucking idiot, you prick.
528 00:29:35 Watch it!
529 00:29:41 There he is.
530 00:29:45 Welcome back, Peter.Did you hurt your legs?
531 00:29:48 No. Rachael, I left the hospitalbefore they released me.
532 00:29:52 Meaning if I fell,
533 00:29:53 I would be legally obliged to suethe airline and that's not happening.
534 00:30:01 Oh, shit.
535 00:30:10 Welcome back, Peter. How are you?
536 00:30:11 Ah, fantastic. I bankrupted the bastardsand then I took their food truck
537 00:30:17 as an extra fuck youfor almost killing me.
538 00:30:20 - It was a good day.- Lovely stuff.
539 00:30:23 Would you likean update on Falcon Airlines?
540 00:30:26 No need. I'm going toget that bullshit thrown out
541 00:30:29 with a summary judgment so bigthe judge is going to choke on it.
542 00:30:34 - If I may, I'm not too sure that's the--- Whoa, whoa, whoa, little puppy.
543 00:30:38 I'll take it from here.
544 00:30:40 Big dog is back.
545 00:30:45 That's very good… All right.
546 00:30:48 It doesn't stop. Okay. Fine.
547 00:30:53 I love it!
548 00:31:12 What the fuck is this?
549 00:31:13 This is Vance's insane 200-page documenturging the judge to throw out the lawsuit.
550 00:31:19 What did he do? Did he track downevery guy I dated in the past ten years?
551 00:31:23 I guess he was hopingto establish a pattern of behavior
552 00:31:26 in which you don't have sex,which you really don't.
553 00:31:29 Uh, you were artificially inseminated.
554 00:31:32 I fuck.
555 00:31:33 Okay.
556 00:31:34 Jackie, the last guy to swear under oaththat you had sex was four years ago?
557 00:31:40 That can't be true.
558 00:31:41 - I've been busy.- My poor, sweet little baby.
559 00:31:44 - You wanted to see me?- No.
560 00:31:45 - He's talking to me.- Okay.
561 00:31:48 - Have you read this?- Twice.
562 00:31:49 - Why twice?- It's my job.
563 00:31:51 As mortifying as this is…
564 00:31:54 do you think it will work?
565 00:31:55 - This is a conversation for Mr. Vance.- No, you work for me, okay? Not Peter.
566 00:32:00 Tell me what you think. Tell me the truth.
567 00:32:04 This was a huge mistake.
568 00:32:06 We had a great argument thatdidn't hinge on the fact that you're a…
569 00:32:10 A sexless freak.
570 00:32:12 - Okay.- I was going to say odd prude.
571 00:32:15 - Don't love that.- An Amish widow.
572 00:32:17 - Hate that even more.- A choosy queen.
573 00:32:20 Thank you.
574 00:32:24 I'm sorry.
575 00:32:33 What?
576 00:32:34 - You two fucking?- No!
577 00:32:36 Jackie, you're in the middle of a lawsuit
578 00:32:38 that hinges on whether or notyou slept with a business associate.
579 00:32:41 I am very well aware of that.
580 00:32:42 If you fuck an employee,you will lose your airline over that shit.
581 00:32:46 We are not sleeping together.
582 00:32:47 The board is looking for any excuseto throw you out.
583 00:32:50 Don't give them the excuse.
584 00:32:51 Sydney! I have sworn affidavitsthat say I'm not fucking anybody!
585 00:32:55 Okay, good. Plus,you are way out of this guy's league.
586 00:32:58 It would be like Helen of Troyhaving sex with Mr. Bean.
587 00:33:02 Thank you?
588 00:33:03 What do you want to do about Vance?
589 00:33:06 Yeah, I don't give a fuck.Bring it. Yeah, see you there.
590 00:33:11 We're, uh, going to trial.
591 00:33:14 - My God.- Whoa!
592 00:33:15 From now on, Daniel will berunning point on Falcon Airlines.
593 00:33:19 No, no, no, no, no.No, no, you can't do that.
594 00:33:21 - Peter?- You can't demote me!
595 00:33:23 I've put too much work, too manygoddamn marriages into this airline.
596 00:33:27 Let's just take a breath.
597 00:33:28 I will handle this case for you.
598 00:33:31 I will win this case for you, or I quit.
599 00:33:43 Oh God.
600 00:33:56 Good morning, Daniel Blanchflower.
601 00:33:58 Good morning, Daniel.
602 00:34:00 It's me, Jacqueline Cruz.
603 00:34:02 Ms. Cruz, of course, your name came up.
604 00:34:05 Thank God nobody stole your phone.
605 00:34:09 What can I do for you?
606 00:34:11 Emergency board meeting about Peter Vanceat 8:00 a.m. I need you there.
607 00:34:15 - Absolutely, I'll be there.- Great. Thank you.
608 00:34:19 Okay.
609 00:34:21 Bye.
610 00:34:22 Bye.
611 00:34:24 Bye.
612 00:34:29 Bye-bye.
613 00:34:36 This whole thing is ridiculous.
614 00:34:38 Peter Vance is an old friend.
615 00:34:40 More importantly, a damn good lawyer.
616 00:34:42 And he messed up.
617 00:34:44 I'm sure you all read his document,
618 00:34:47 the details of which were… wildly false.
619 00:34:49 So you just replaced Peter Vancewith some new guy?
620 00:34:52 Daniel Blanchflower, sir.
621 00:34:54 Young man, when I'm talking to you,you'll be the first to know it.
622 00:34:57 Eye contact would be a dead giveaway.
623 00:35:00 Mr. Blanchflower,despite his recent arrival,
624 00:35:03 is the best person for the job,and it's my call. I'm CEO.
625 00:35:06 At our pleasure, Ms. Cruz.
626 00:35:08 Your rash, emotional decisionhas given us further doubt
627 00:35:11 you're the best man for the job.
628 00:35:13 Hot damn.
629 00:35:15 Got here just in time for the fireworks.
630 00:35:18 Captain Jack.
631 00:35:21 Hola, Francisco.
632 00:35:22 - Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.- Good morning.
633 00:35:25 Gordita, how are you doing?
634 00:35:28 Dad.
635 00:35:30 Is Gordita like little cutie?
636 00:35:31 - Little fatty.- Jesus.
637 00:35:33 Why the helldid you replace Peter Vance
638 00:35:35 with a guywho's still unpacking his office?
639 00:35:38 That about catch me up?
640 00:35:39 Mm-hmm.
641 00:35:40 The board is not happy with my decision.
642 00:35:42 Hmm. We work for them, honey,not the other way around.
643 00:35:46 Jack, we do not like this decision,
644 00:35:49 and hate not being consulted.
645 00:35:51 I get it.
646 00:35:52 Gordita, you didwhat you thought was right,
647 00:35:55 but now it's timefor cooler heads to prevail.
648 00:35:59 Now, the kid can second chair thisif that's what you want,
649 00:36:02 but Peter's our guy.This is too important.
650 00:36:04 I know how importantPeter is to this company.
651 00:36:07 It was never my intention for him to quit.
652 00:36:09 Then call him up and apologize.
653 00:36:11 - Boom. Job done.- Jack.
654 00:36:14 I'm sorry we keep coming back to this,
655 00:36:16 but we feel it's timeto bring in an experienced CEO.
656 00:36:20 It's time to make a change.
657 00:36:22 It is absolutely not the time.
658 00:36:27 Daniel Blanchflower.
659 00:36:29 I tried to introduce myself earlier,but you were… rude.
660 00:36:35 Peter Vance is a good man
661 00:36:37 who made a terrible mistake.
662 00:36:41 And as for me,
663 00:36:42 frankly, I'm overqualified to be here.
664 00:36:45 I'm like Jude Bellingham
665 00:36:46 playing right backfor your Sunday League pub team.
666 00:36:52 Football. Soccer.
667 00:36:55 Pub team?
668 00:36:59 Jude Bellingham…
669 00:37:00 Great midfielder.
670 00:37:01 Thank you.
671 00:37:04 Ms. Cruz made the right decision,
672 00:37:06 just like all the decisionsshe has made that have made you all
673 00:37:09 millions and millions of pounds.Shit. Dollars. I'm genuinely very good.
674 00:37:14 If I were you,I would keep trusting her decisions
675 00:37:17 until she surprises us allby making a bad one.
676 00:37:22 Thank you.
677 00:37:28 May I say, I do not like this man,
678 00:37:30 God, really at all.
679 00:37:32 - Thank you, Sydney.- But I do agree with what he just said.
680 00:37:35 Ms. Cruz, she knows what she's doing.
681 00:37:37 And I know better thanto disagree with a pregnant woman.
682 00:37:41 So, for now, we stickwith Gordita and the Brit. Yes?
683 00:37:46 Yes.
684 00:37:50 - Okay, yeah, I think…- Okay.
685 00:37:58 ♪ I want you ♪
686 00:37:59 We need to talk about the direct operatingcosts of adding this gate at Dallas.
687 00:38:03 There's an additional large fleet,
688 00:38:05 so we're going to need tofactor in pilots, flight attendants,
689 00:38:09 maintenance contracts for the aircrafts,
690 00:38:11 and, of course, insurance for the fleet.
691 00:38:14 You were saying?
692 00:38:15 ♪ Talk with my chambermaidShe knows that I'm not afraid ♪
693 00:38:20 - And…- You guys!
694 00:38:22 ♪ She is good to meAnd there's nothing she doesn't see ♪
695 00:38:25 - Morning.- Morning.
696 00:38:27 ♪ She knows who I'd like to beBut it doesn't matter ♪
697 00:38:32 ♪ I want you, I want you ♪
698 00:38:35 Excuse me.
699 00:38:37 - Morning.- Morning.
700 00:38:38 - Good morning.- Good morning.
701 00:38:41 ♪ I want you ♪
702 00:39:05 Oh, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.
703 00:39:07 Happy birthday, Henry.
704 00:39:10 To the best guy ever.
705 00:39:14 - You're the man, Henry.- Yeah!
706 00:39:17 Happy birthday, Henry.
707 00:39:19 You're an absolute cunt.
708 00:39:26 Your turn.
709 00:39:27 It was a compliment.
710 00:39:29 Not a compliment.You can't say that in this office.
711 00:39:32 You can't say that word.
712 00:39:33 George, I understand that now, but it isimportant to me that you understand
713 00:39:37 where I'm from, cunt is not a bad word.
714 00:39:39 Baba ghanoush!
715 00:39:40 - We use cunt for everything.- Yeah, okay.
716 00:39:42 - All the time.- Uh-huh.
717 00:39:44 If you got a parking ticket,you might be like, you fucking cunt.
718 00:39:47 Don't need examples.
719 00:39:48 But if you saw an old friend,you'd be like, cunt!
720 00:39:51 Because you like them.
721 00:39:52 If your team scored a goal,you'd be like, get in, you cunts!
722 00:39:55 God!
723 00:39:56 Or if a mouse ran across your kitchentabletop, you'd be like, you cheeky cunt.
724 00:40:00 Bring it down.
725 00:40:01 It's how we processthe five stages of grief.
726 00:40:04 Cunt!
727 00:40:04 Cunt!
728 00:40:05 Cunt!
729 00:40:06 Cunt!
730 00:40:08 Cunt.
731 00:40:09 Honestly, George,
732 00:40:12 I'm not a cunt.
733 00:40:13 Stop!
734 00:40:14 Stop!
735 00:40:16 Please, I want to get on my handsand knees and beg you
736 00:40:19 to not say that wordever again in this office.
737 00:40:21 I'm gonna have to write you up for thisbecause that was a lot coming at me.
738 00:40:25 - I understand.- Yeah. Yeah.
739 00:40:27 Thank you, George. You're a good…
740 00:40:30 man.
741 00:40:32 God.
742 00:40:40 - While I'm here…- Oh, good.
743 00:40:42 Our zero-tolerance dating policy.
744 00:40:44 - Yeah.- Don't you think it's a little…
745 00:40:48 unrealistic?
746 00:40:50 It seems very difficult to stop peoplefrom being attracted to each other.
747 00:40:54 And if the relationship were consensualand if the behavior remained professional…
748 00:41:00 Yeah.
749 00:41:02 …shouldn't that be okay?
750 00:41:05 No.
751 00:41:10 - Daniel.- Ms. Cruz.
752 00:41:14 Good day to you.
753 00:41:15 And a good day to you too, sir.
754 00:41:23 Hey, George. Got a minute?
755 00:41:25 Ms. Cruz. Yes, of course. Hello.
756 00:41:28 So, this, um…
757 00:41:30 zero-tolerance dating policy.
758 00:41:32 Yeah.
759 00:41:33 Don't you think it's a bit…
760 00:41:35 unrealistic?
761 00:41:38 Hmm?
762 00:41:39 Good news, bad news.
763 00:41:41 Bad news is you're…you're being deposed again.
764 00:41:44 The good news is it's a different lawsuit.
765 00:41:47 A passenger that we removedfrom a flight is suing you
766 00:41:50 and this judge is insisting that yougo to them and carve out two days.
767 00:41:54 Absolutely not.
768 00:41:55 It is in the Dominican Republicwhere it's currently 86 degrees.
769 00:42:00 When do I leave?
770 00:42:02 - I'll take Cruz One.- Good.
771 00:42:05 Two days in paradise.Nobody deserves it more.
772 00:42:07 Who do you want from legal?
773 00:42:09 Probably you should take Rachael.
774 00:42:11 - Rachael would be good.- She's the best.
775 00:42:13 - Rachael is the best. I love her.- She really is.
776 00:42:15 Daniel?
777 00:42:17 Sorry.
778 00:42:19 Are… Are you asking meif you should take me?
779 00:42:22 Or are you asking meif you should take Rachael?
780 00:42:26 - I don't have a preference.- Nor should you.
781 00:42:28 - I mean, you'd be great.- He would be great.
782 00:42:31 Oh my God. Get it all done.
783 00:42:32 - Rachael is also great.- Hard agree.
784 00:42:35 - Another smart decision.- She'd be so fun to travel with.
785 00:42:38 But Daniel is the deposition king, right?
786 00:42:41 - Don't know about that.- King?
787 00:42:43 - He rules.- He wins.
788 00:42:44 He is.
789 00:42:45 Sure. For sure. Sure.
790 00:42:46 I just wonder,with Daniel's new responsibilities,
791 00:42:49 maybe this assignmentis beneath his talents.
792 00:42:52 Hmm.
793 00:42:53 No, that's a good point.That might be embarrassing.
794 00:42:56 - Would that be embarrassing?- He's doing so much already.
795 00:42:58 - I know, but that…- Like a vacation.
796 00:43:00 Are we overthinking this?
797 00:43:02 You're totally right.
798 00:43:04 As you say that,I realize we are overthinking it.
799 00:43:06 I can't believewe're still talking about it.
800 00:43:08 - I don't mind either way.- I'll take Daniel.
801 00:43:10 I'd be delighted to go.
802 00:43:11 Happy to go. I would be…
803 00:43:14 okay to go.
804 00:43:16 And I'm okay for you to come.
805 00:43:21 - Okay.- Okay.
806 00:43:22 - What a nightmare.- Next item.
807 00:43:23 Daniel and Jackie will goto the Dominican Republic. Moving on.
808 00:43:33 Um…
809 00:43:35 Excuse me, sir.
810 00:43:36 What's up, brother?
811 00:43:38 Cruz One?
812 00:43:40 Cruz One…
813 00:43:42 The plane that started it all.
814 00:43:45 Oh, God. It's a baby plane.
815 00:43:48 - Thank you.- Yeah.
816 00:44:02 Welcome aboard.
817 00:44:03 You're flying the plane?
818 00:44:05 Surely you knew.
819 00:44:07 I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruz.I'm also a pilot.
820 00:44:10 I will admit, I did think that wasjust a public relations thing
821 00:44:13 and you didn't actually fly planes.
822 00:44:19 But seriously…
823 00:44:21 you do fly planes?
824 00:44:23 It's been a while.
825 00:44:24 But I do use a simulator all the time.
826 00:44:26 Although to be honest, I think that theymight put it on easy because I'm the boss.
827 00:44:33 Fuck! Jesus.
828 00:44:34 Whoops! Sorry.
829 00:44:36 My bad.
830 00:44:38 Here we go.
831 00:44:43 Wee!
832 00:44:47 We're flying!
833 00:44:49 Oh shit!
834 00:45:07 Hello.This is your captain speaking.
835 00:45:11 Flight time is four hours.
836 00:45:13 A little bit longerif we run into any grumpy weather.
837 00:45:16 You can stay back thereall by yourself for the whole flight
838 00:45:19 or you can join me up here.
839 00:45:20 No, I… I don't want to be a distraction.
840 00:45:23 You keep focusing onwhat it is you're doing, please.
841 00:45:25 I can't hear a word you're saying.
842 00:45:28 You're going to have to comeput on one of these if you want to talk.
843 00:45:48 Hi.
844 00:45:49 Hi.
845 00:45:54 Is that you and Captain Jack?
846 00:45:56 Yeah, my first solo flight.
847 00:45:57 Solo?
848 00:45:58 I was 13 years old.
849 00:46:00 What?
850 00:46:01 I learned how to flysitting right up here on his lap.
851 00:46:07 Sometimes I think we spentmore time together up here
852 00:46:09 than we ever did on the ground.
853 00:46:12 And then we realized that if we just hadsome rich dude ride in the back,
854 00:46:16 we could pay for gas and repairs.
855 00:46:18 Wow.
856 00:46:19 And from that, a whole airline.
857 00:46:25 Amazing.
858 00:46:38 So, how'd you get into the law?
859 00:46:41 Well, I wanted to be despisedby the entire planet,
860 00:46:45 and traffic warden didn't pay enough.
861 00:46:54 Did your simulator do this?
862 00:46:57 Daniel, I am an honest-to-God pilot.
863 00:47:00 I've flown through much worse than this.
864 00:47:03 I've been through blizzardsand lightning storms and hurricanes.
865 00:47:06 You name it.
866 00:47:14 Jesus, this is…
867 00:47:17 Hey, look at me.
868 00:47:20 I got you.
869 00:47:23 I will not let you fall out of the sky.
870 00:47:27 That last bit kind of made it sound worse.
871 00:47:57 Thank you, Ms. Cruz.
872 00:48:00 Call me Jackie.
873 00:48:04 Jackie.
874 00:48:25 Ms. Cruz, as you know,my client was judged harshly,
875 00:48:30 - and without trial…- Sorry.
876 00:48:32 …by the court of social mediain a post featuring a…
877 00:48:37 - So sorry.- Sorry.
878 00:48:39 Please.
879 00:48:40 …featuring a videothat completely misrepresented
880 00:48:45 why my client urinatedon the cockpit door.
881 00:48:58 Dinner?
882 00:48:59 What'd you say?
883 00:49:01 Oh. Doesn't matter.
884 00:49:03 No, I didn't hear what you said.
885 00:49:05 I wasn't reacting to what you said.
886 00:49:08 It's nothing. Never mind. Sorry.
887 00:49:13 - Want to have dinner?- Yes.
888 00:49:42 - Buenas.- Buenas.
889 00:49:44 Can I get you two something to drink?Piña colada?
890 00:49:47 Um…
891 00:49:49 No, thanks. No.
892 00:49:50 But I will have the mahi-mahi,and instead of vegetables I'll have fries.
893 00:49:56 Uh, and please can I have the steak,
894 00:49:58 but instead of the friesI'll have the vegetables. Gracias.
895 00:50:01 - We can just switch.- Yeah.
896 00:50:03 Yeah.
897 00:50:04 The perfect couple.
898 00:50:05 - No, this is just a work dinner.- No. Please.
899 00:50:07 - It's a work dinner.- Ah.
900 00:50:09 But you know what? Just one drink.
901 00:50:13 - One drink.- Yeah.
902 00:50:15 - Dos piña colada.- Okay.
903 00:50:16 Piña colada.
904 00:50:18 - I like her.- That's fun.
905 00:50:21 So…
906 00:50:23 work?
907 00:50:24 ♪ Dim all the lights, sweet darling ♪
908 00:50:27 ♪ 'Cause tonight it's all the way ♪
909 00:50:31 ♪ Turn up the old Victrola… ♪
910 00:50:33 Yes?
911 00:50:34 Gracias. No.
912 00:50:36 Yes.
913 00:50:39 No.
914 00:50:41 I am literally your boss.
915 00:50:47 Okay, go.
916 00:50:50 Yes! First time!
917 00:50:53 That was impressive.
918 00:50:55 I'm undefeated.
919 00:50:58 Oh, I used to love this song.
920 00:51:01 That is a fucking banger.
921 00:51:05 Let's dance.
922 00:51:09 Come on.
923 00:51:11 Come on.
924 00:51:12 ♪ We've found the perfect love ♪
925 00:51:16 ♪ And I'm like a cup, come fill me up ♪
926 00:51:20 ♪ Dim all the lights, sweet darlin' ♪
927 00:51:23 ♪ 'Cause the night is on the wayOh, baby ♪
928 00:51:27 ♪ Turn up the old Victrola ♪
929 00:51:29 ♪ Gonna dance the night away ♪
930 00:51:33 Come on! Don't tell me you're one ofthose people who never dance.
931 00:51:36 I am trying my best to do the right thing.
932 00:51:39 But we're just dancing!
933 00:51:41 ♪ Dim all the lights, sweet darlin' ♪
934 00:51:43 ♪ Gonna dance the night away ♪
935 00:51:53 Fuck.
936 00:51:54 Okay.
937 00:52:09 ♪ I wanna hold the hand inside you ♪
938 00:52:17 ♪ I wanna take a breath that's true ♪
939 00:52:26 ♪ I look to you and I see nothing ♪
940 00:52:35 ♪ I look to you to see the truth ♪
941 00:52:44 ♪ Fade into you ♪
942 00:52:53 ♪ Strange you never knew ♪
943 00:52:57 I really love working with you.
944 00:53:00 And I would hate to fuck that up.
945 00:53:02 ♪ Fade into you ♪
946 00:53:07 I feel the same way.
947 00:53:10 ♪ I think it's strange you never knew ♪
948 00:53:30 As your attorney, I do feelthe need to remind you that…
949 00:53:38 due to your company's policy…
950 00:53:43 it is my recommendation…
951 00:53:46 - Shut up.- Sustained.
952 00:54:00 Well…
953 00:54:02 that was…
954 00:54:04 surprising.
955 00:54:07 I mean,you're normally so calm and gentle.
956 00:54:10 I don't honestly know what happened.
957 00:54:13 I normally just lie very stilland apologize the whole time.
958 00:54:16 Yeah, right. Well…
959 00:54:19 this new thing is working for you.
960 00:54:22 - Can I say something?- Yeah.
961 00:54:25 That was exactlywhat I imagined it would be like.
962 00:54:28 Not that I've thought about itevery second of every day at work…
963 00:54:32 No, of course not. Me either.
964 00:54:34 - Room service!- It's breakfast.
965 00:54:40 Anyone in there?
966 00:54:42 Coming!
967 00:54:45 Coming, coming, coming. Oh, shit!
968 00:54:50 - Hi.- Hi.
969 00:54:51 You'll have to excuse my lazy husband.
970 00:54:55 - He's just getting out of bed.- No judgments.
971 00:54:57 I've walked in on everything.
972 00:54:59 Orgies, suicides, pornos, births,
973 00:55:05 cockfights, circumcisions, you name it.
974 00:55:08 Whoo!
975 00:55:10 Coffee, my angel?
976 00:55:11 Yes. You know how I like it.
977 00:55:13 Oh, yeah.
978 00:55:15 I gave you extra bacon strips.
979 00:55:17 They say it causes cancer,but you only live once.
980 00:55:20 - Thank you.- Oh yeah, sure.
981 00:55:21 Let me get that.
982 00:55:25 Oh, my goodness. I can retire. Thank you.
983 00:55:28 Thank you. Cheers.
984 00:55:31 - Thank you.- You all right?
985 00:55:35 You two really have something special.
986 00:55:38 - I mean it.- Thank you.
987 00:55:39 - Yeah. Okay. Good.- That means a lot.
988 00:55:52 - This never happened.- Yeah.
989 00:55:54 - Right? I mean…- Right.
990 00:55:56 - I can't. And you can't, so, you know, we…- No.
991 00:55:59 Mm-hmm.
992 00:56:02 Can't do it.
993 00:56:04 Correct.
994 00:56:06 And…
995 00:56:08 this can never happen again.
996 00:56:10 Absolutely not.
997 00:56:41 I called my landlord,
998 00:56:42 but they said they can't deal withthe smell until they figure out--
999 00:56:45 Good afternoon, Ms. Cruz.
1000 00:56:47 Afternoon, Clair.
1001 00:56:49 Before I sign the contract, I wanted youto approve it from a legal standpoint.
1002 00:56:52 Of course. My pleasure.
1003 00:57:00 Uh…
1004 00:57:01 Yes, I think that works.
1005 00:57:03 Outstanding.
1006 00:57:05 You can breathe now, Clair.
1007 00:57:07 Thank you.
1008 00:57:11 What is going on?Why are you in the legal department?
1009 00:57:13 And you were smiling. Why wereyou smiling in the legal department?
1010 00:57:17 Sydney, you have way too much going onto worry about every step I take at…
1011 00:57:20 I'm sorry. Let's take the elevator.
1012 00:57:22 I am perfectly capableof going up a flight of stairs.
1013 00:57:26 Okay.
1014 00:57:34 Will you please go home?
1015 00:57:38 You have been acting strangelyever since the Dominican Republic.
1016 00:57:44 I am so on to you.
1017 00:57:52 Mmm!
1018 00:57:55 What's that?
1019 00:57:56 What?
1020 00:57:57 - This.- Oh! This…
1021 00:58:00 That's my delicious happy food dance.
1022 00:58:02 Oh, right.
1023 00:58:03 Doesn't everybody dance when their foodis delicious and they're happy?
1024 00:58:06 Well, they should.
1025 00:58:10 I am starting to seewhy you like eating in the cold.
1026 00:58:15 Yeah. I like to keepan eye on my competition.
1027 00:58:18 Mm-hmm.
1028 00:58:20 I grew up looking at that city thinking,
1029 00:58:22 "One day, I'll be good enoughto be one of them."
1030 00:58:27 Fuck them.
1031 00:58:29 Manhattan couldn't handle you.
1032 00:58:33 Plus, I like it here.
1033 00:58:36 New Jersey?
1034 00:58:38 It's the most beautiful place on Earth.
1035 00:58:52 - Thank you. Where's the restroom?- First door on the right.
1036 00:58:55 Okay. Just be a second.
1037 00:59:02 Left!
1038 00:59:03 I meant… I meant left!
1039 00:59:06 Holy shit.
1040 00:59:08 Okay. Don't…
1041 00:59:09 Just forget about that. It's nothing.
1042 00:59:11 - Excuse me. If you wouldn't mind.- It's okay.
1043 00:59:13 I…
1044 00:59:15 What the actual fuck?
1045 00:59:18 It's a joke.
1046 00:59:21 It's all a joke. It's a…I like British stuff.
1047 00:59:24 Because my fatherwas stationed there when I was a kid
1048 00:59:27 and I go there all the time, and each time
1049 00:59:29 I just pick upa little something from the airport.
1050 00:59:32 And after a while, I just had all thisBritish stuff laying around
1051 00:59:36 and Sydney was like,"You should have a room of British stuff."
1052 00:59:42 So I made one as a joke, and…
1053 00:59:46 You cannot sit there. I'm sorry.
1054 00:59:48 - That's just for royalty.- My apologies.
1055 00:59:50 And then every, you know,birthday and Christmas,
1056 00:59:53 Sydney would buy me more British stuff
1057 00:59:56 only because it wasso funny to have a British room…
1058 01:00:02 as a joke.
1059 01:00:03 So…
1060 01:00:07 you have a thing for British guys?
1061 01:00:11 I'm your… kink?
1062 01:00:14 Absolutely not.
1063 01:00:16 It's a fun thing. It's like…It's… It's nothing!
1064 01:00:20 It's… not a thing.
1065 01:00:22 It's no thing.
1066 01:00:24 It's the opposite of a thing.
1067 01:00:29 Hmm.
1068 01:00:38 - ♪ I love how your eyes close ♪
1069 01:00:43 ♪ Whenever you kiss me ♪
1070 01:00:50 ♪ And when I'm away from you ♪
1071 01:00:51 ♪ I love how you miss me… ♪
1072 01:00:59 Uh…
1073 01:01:02 It's not a joke, is it?
1074 01:01:06 It's okay.
1075 01:01:08 I have a fetishfor powerful women with perfect bums.
1076 01:01:15 So you know how this works, right?
1077 01:01:19 Go on.
1078 01:01:21 You have to stand at attention,
1079 01:01:24 and you cannot move…
1080 01:01:28 no matter what I do.
1081 01:01:40 Fuck.
1082 01:01:43 - Shh!- Mm-hmm.
1083 01:01:44 You have to protect the Queen.
1084 01:01:47 Mm-hmm.
1085 01:02:02 Keep the hat on.
1086 01:02:04 As you wish, ma'am.
1087 01:02:11 Do you believe in reincarnation?
1088 01:02:13 Holy shit.
1089 01:02:14 I must have done somethingpretty incredible in my last life
1090 01:02:17 to end up here with you.
1091 01:02:19 Like I must have been…
1092 01:02:21 Gandhi or something.
1093 01:02:25 I do worry that means I have to come backas a worm in my next life
1094 01:02:28 just to balance things out.
1095 01:02:32 What about you?
1096 01:02:33 I want to come back as a cat.
1097 01:02:36 You know, just like laying around all daytrying to find the sunny spot.
1098 01:02:40 Being all cold and mean to my ownerswhen they're feeling needy.
1099 01:02:46 You'd make a great cat.
1100 01:02:47 Yes, absolutely.
1101 01:02:49 You'd make a very sexy worm.
1102 01:02:52 Thank you.
1103 01:02:54 Fuck!
1104 01:02:56 Do you believe in magic?
1105 01:02:58 Like… Gandalf?
1106 01:03:00 No, like magic. Like…
1107 01:03:03 fate, destiny, that kind of thing.
1108 01:03:06 Honestly, since I first walked intoyour office I believe in everything.
1109 01:03:10 Two please.
1110 01:03:11 What about you?
1111 01:03:14 I believe you're trying to makeyour way back into this bed one day.
1112 01:03:18 Is it working?
1113 01:03:20 Like magic.
1114 01:03:29 Do you believe in true love?
1115 01:03:33 Not until very recently.
1116 01:03:41 So I guess we're doing this.
1117 01:03:46 Absolutely.
1118 01:03:52 Okay, but no fooling aroundat the office.
1119 01:03:56 Never at the office.
1120 01:04:00 I mean it. If we got caught,it could destroy everything I've built.
1121 01:04:05 Your life's work.
1122 01:04:07 And it would be so tacky.
1123 01:04:10 Oh, so very tacky.
1124 01:04:17 Good day, Jackie. Uh, Ms. Cruz.
1125 01:04:19 Jackie's fine. Everybody calls me Jackie.Bye, guys.
1126 01:04:22 - Bye, Jackie.- Bye-bye, Jackie.
1127 01:04:24 - Bye, Jackie.- Bye, Jackie.
1128 01:04:27 I've never called her Jackie before.
1129 01:04:29 She is not a Jackie.
1130 01:04:41 It's gonna bedifficult to top this
1131 01:04:43 when it's my turn to take you for dinner.
1132 01:04:45 Well, you fly millionaires around fordecades and you learn a few nice spots.
1133 01:04:52 My God, I have so much sand in my butt.
1134 01:04:55 If you turn me over you could tell time.
1135 01:04:58 You're very strange.
1136 01:05:00 Oh, thank you.
1137 01:05:02 No, I mean…
1138 01:05:04 at work they're terrified of you.
1139 01:05:07 They tell ghost stories about you.
1140 01:05:11 Why don't you let them see you?
1141 01:05:13 The real you. Sandy bum and all.
1142 01:05:16 I don't know. I…
1143 01:05:17 I did once.
1144 01:05:19 And I married him.
1145 01:05:22 And then he preferredto see his secretary.
1146 01:05:25 And the whole office knew and that sucked.
1147 01:05:28 So I just…
1148 01:05:30 Guess I went into my shelland I stayed there.
1149 01:05:36 What about you?
1150 01:05:38 Never married?
1151 01:05:40 No.
1152 01:05:42 Why has a catch like younever settled down?
1153 01:05:48 Nothing dramatic.
1154 01:05:52 The usual.
1155 01:05:55 So, where to now?
1156 01:05:56 We have the whole weekend.We can go to Puerto Rico, Miami.…
1157 01:06:00 If you can keep your mouth shut,I can fly us in and out of Cuba.
1158 01:06:06 Shit. I can't.
1159 01:06:08 I have something tomorrow morning.
1160 01:06:10 What?
1161 01:06:12 Just, um, personal stuff.
1162 01:06:16 Oh.
1163 01:06:19 I can come over tomorrow afternoon.We can go anywhere in the world. I just…
1164 01:06:24 have to be back tonight.
1165 01:06:25 Right.
1166 01:06:28 Everything okay?
1167 01:06:30 Yeah.
1168 01:06:31 Just something I have to do.
1169 01:06:33 Something personal.
1170 01:06:36 Right.
1171 01:06:39 I won't ask any more about it then.
1172 01:06:41 I appreciate that.
1173 01:07:18 Thank you.
1174 01:07:22 You shagged her, didn't you?
1175 01:07:25 We've been at it non-stopand my dick hurts.
1176 01:07:27 Yes!
1177 01:07:29 My man.
1178 01:07:53 Hello?
1179 01:07:55 Can I help you?
1180 01:07:57 Sure can.
1181 01:07:59 How are you today?
1182 01:08:01 Stan?
1183 01:08:03 You know my name?
1184 01:08:05 Of course.
1185 01:08:06 Yeah. Daniel told me to ask for Stan.
1186 01:08:11 You know Daniel.
1187 01:08:13 I know Daniel.
1188 01:08:14 Yeah. Well, I'm here to doexactly what Daniel is here to do.
1189 01:08:18 You're here to see his sister?
1190 01:08:19 His sister?
1191 01:08:21 Yes!
1192 01:08:22 You're not on the list. You gotta beon the list to see a prisoner.
1193 01:08:25 Right. No problem.
1194 01:08:27 I'll get going. Thank you so much.Can you open the door? Thank you.
1195 01:08:31 Nah. Don't sweat it.If you know Daniel, I'm sure it's okay.
1196 01:08:34 I don't want to get anybody in trouble.Just press the button.
1197 01:08:37 We're good. Just sign right here.
1198 01:08:40 Okay.
1199 01:08:52 Hi.
1200 01:08:55 Jackie Cruz.
1201 01:08:57 - Yeah, how did you know--- She just know things.
1202 01:09:00 My brother didn't tell youwhere he was sneaking off to,
1203 01:09:03 so you followed him.
1204 01:09:06 You're fucking mental.
1205 01:09:09 I love it. Take a seat.Joe, coffee for two?
1206 01:09:13 No, Lizzy.
1207 01:09:14 I tell you what to do.
1208 01:09:21 When I got arrested,he dropped everything.
1209 01:09:23 Gave up his huge job. Moved out here.
1210 01:09:25 I'd be on death row if it wasn't for him.
1211 01:09:27 Death row?
1212 01:09:29 Wow, um…
1213 01:09:31 I chopped a guy's head off with a machete.
1214 01:09:33 - Oh! Jesus.- Yeah.
1215 01:09:36 Fucking hell.
1216 01:09:38 Why?
1217 01:09:39 I didn't like the cunt.
1218 01:09:41 Sorry.Cunt's not a bad word where I'm from.
1219 01:09:43 No, Daniel keeps telling me.
1220 01:09:45 Well, the point is,that's how good a lawyer my brother is.
1221 01:09:48 Instead of getting the electric chair,
1222 01:09:49 I'm up here with these posh birdsabsolutely cleaning up.
1223 01:09:54 That's so… That's nice.
1224 01:09:56 - He's a good boy.- Yeah.
1225 01:10:00 You treat him right, you get me?
1226 01:10:05 Yes. Uh…
1227 01:10:07 Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die…
1228 01:10:11 I don't want to die.
1229 01:10:13 Well, cheers to that.
1230 01:10:14 Cheers.
1231 01:10:22 Whoa! God.
1232 01:10:23 What the hell are you doing?
1233 01:10:25 You…
1234 01:10:27 You were being so weird and so vaguethat I just let my imagination run wild.
1235 01:10:33 So you followed me?
1236 01:10:35 - I'm sorry.- That's insane.
1237 01:10:37 - Lizzy understood?- Lizzy's insane.
1238 01:10:39 You encouraged me…
1239 01:10:41 greatly encouraged meto be more open and vulnerable.
1240 01:10:45 How can you do thatwhen you're hiding things from me?
1241 01:10:47 There is a vast differencebetween hiding things and being private.
1242 01:10:50 I am a private person.
1243 01:10:52 Hey.
1244 01:10:53 I'm private.
1245 01:10:54 But you and I stopped being privatethe minute that you came in my hair.
1246 01:10:57 - That was a mistake and I apologized.- You lied to me.
1247 01:11:00 Repeatedly.
1248 01:11:02 God, I hate being lied to.
1249 01:11:05 Like when someonedoesn't have the balls to tell you
1250 01:11:07 they've fallen in love with someone else.
1251 01:11:09 They lie, tell you everything's fine.
1252 01:11:11 And years later you realize thatwhen you surprised him on that work trip
1253 01:11:15 that the reason that you didn't fuckis not because he was sick,
1254 01:11:18 it was because there was a woman underthe bed or in the closet or the bathroom.
1255 01:11:22 I don't know where she was,but she was there
1256 01:11:25 when I knocked on the door wearingnothing but knee-high boots and a raincoat
1257 01:11:29 like an absolute fucking jackass.
1258 01:11:32 Jesus.
1259 01:11:34 - Always tell me the truth.- I didn't lie to you.
1260 01:11:38 You lied by omission.
1261 01:11:40 Okay? You were being shady.
1262 01:11:42 You spied on me.
1263 01:11:44 That is the shadiest shit.
1264 01:11:47 Okay. You know what? I gotta go.
1265 01:11:51 Jackie, come on.
1266 01:11:53 Jackie.
1267 01:11:59 We're doing great.Things couldn't be better.
1268 01:12:02 And I'm truly excitedabout our future together.
1269 01:12:07 A profitable futurethat may sound like a dream
1270 01:12:10 but I assure youis much closer to being a reality.
1271 01:12:18 Thank you.
1272 01:12:24 Courtney Armour, Wall Street Journal.
1273 01:12:26 Ms. Cruz, a lot of shareholdershave valid concerns
1274 01:12:30 about how the pending lawsuitfrom Falcon Airlines
1275 01:12:32 will affect this profitable future.
1276 01:12:35 Well, our chief legal officercan best comment on that.
1277 01:12:41 Oh.
1278 01:12:42 Yes. Uh, absolutely, I can.
1279 01:12:47 This lawsuit is beyond frivolous,
1280 01:12:51 and frankly offensive,
1281 01:12:54 and I have zero doubt we will prevail.
1282 01:13:01 Falcon Airlines seems to think thatMs. Cruz obtained the gates in Dallas
1283 01:13:05 through an improper relationship.
1284 01:13:07 See, that's ridiculous.
1285 01:13:08 I understand the difference betweenmy professional life and my personal life,
1286 01:13:13 and I would never cross that line.
1287 01:13:15 I would never sleep with a colleague.
1288 01:13:17 I would never sleep with an employeeand I would never sleep with my lawyer.
1289 01:13:25 Exactly.
1290 01:13:27 She is a woman of integrity.
1291 01:13:35 What the fuck just happened?
1292 01:13:37 I don't know.
1293 01:13:38 I think I blacked out.
1294 01:13:40 - So, was that insane?- Yes. Seemed pretty insane.
1295 01:13:43 Jesus Christ, we are fucked.We are fucking fucked.
1296 01:13:45 Hi! What's up?
1297 01:13:48 - Are you good?- Super good.
1298 01:13:49 You guys, that was amazing.
1299 01:13:51 - Thank you.- It was nothing.
1300 01:13:53 - Incredible.- Extraordinary. You guys killed it.
1301 01:13:56 We're gonna just go overthis one little legal thing.
1302 01:14:00 Sure, yeah.
1303 01:14:01 But… yeah.
1304 01:14:05 Well, that's it.
1305 01:14:08 - That's it.- What's it?
1306 01:14:10 I…
1307 01:14:11 We can't be together.
1308 01:14:12 We couldn't be together before, but now?
1309 01:14:14 If somebody found out now?
1310 01:14:16 Right. Of course, you're right.
1311 01:14:19 Besides, this attraction is probablyjust pheromones. You know, like…
1312 01:14:23 the excitement of like sneaking around.
1313 01:14:26 That stuff wears off.
1314 01:14:30 We're not worth your company.
1315 01:14:34 Right?
1316 01:14:37 Right.
1317 01:14:41 You don't tell me shit.I don't know anything about you,
1318 01:14:44 who you are, what you want.
1319 01:14:46 What am I supposed to want?
1320 01:14:48 Such an American thing to ask.
1321 01:14:50 I don't want. I…
1322 01:14:52 survive.
1323 01:14:55 I carry on.
1324 01:15:01 I want to get my sister back home.
1325 01:15:04 And I want to try to get her help.
1326 01:15:10 And I want to do a good job at work.
1327 01:15:13 What else am I supposed to want?
1328 01:15:21 Nothing.
1329 01:15:23 Sounds like you're all set.
1330 01:15:28 So we agree.
1331 01:15:31 This is…
1332 01:15:34 We're done.
1333 01:15:37 Moving forward, I hope we can continueto work together without any…
1334 01:15:43 You'll have no issues with me.
1335 01:15:48 Like we never happened.
1336 01:16:12 They said it would take a couple weeks.I told them to get it done in one.
1337 01:16:16 Okay, let's get this over with.
1338 01:16:17 Not the sexiest topic,but brand positioning and marketing.
1339 01:16:20 Thank you for joining us,Mr. Blanchflower.
1340 01:16:22 So sorry.
1341 01:16:24 Falcon Airlines filed an injunction
1342 01:16:26 to freeze the gates in Dallasuntil after the trial, but--
1343 01:16:28 We're up in 31 days.We've sold tickets, hired staff.
1344 01:16:31 I just bought 40 planes.
1345 01:16:32 This will bankrupt us.You have to stop it immediately.
1346 01:16:35 I already did.
1347 01:16:36 I filed an oppositionand the judge denied the motion.
1348 01:16:39 - That's why I was…- Oh God.
1349 01:16:41 …ooh, one minute late.
1350 01:16:46 Well done, Mr. Blanchflower.
1351 01:16:48 Just doing my job, Ms. Cruz.
1352 01:16:57 Thank you, Clair.
1353 01:17:01 Any plans for tonight?
1354 01:17:05 It's okay.
1355 01:17:06 I did ask.
1356 01:17:09 Going to dinner with my momand her new boyfriend, Kenny.
1357 01:17:13 She was really worriedI wouldn't like him, but he's nice.
1358 01:17:16 I think he's good for her.
1359 01:17:18 I'm glad to hear it.
1360 01:17:22 I love being in each other's lives.
1361 01:17:24 Mm-hm.
1362 01:17:26 Good night, Clair.
1363 01:17:36 When did you and Jackie stop fucking?
1364 01:17:40 Excuse me?
1365 01:17:41 Anyone can hide being in love,
1366 01:17:43 but nobody can hide being in a fight.
1367 01:17:46 "Well done, Mr. Blanchflower.""Oh, well, just doing my job, Ms. Cruz."
1368 01:17:49 I am struggling to follow this, Sydney.
1369 01:17:52 Do you have any idea how hardit's been for Jackie to run this company?
1370 01:17:54 - How much she's sacrificed?- Of course.
1371 01:17:56 You know nothing.
1372 01:17:57 Jackie made all of this happen becausenobody works harder than her, except…
1373 01:18:01 God, what is that one girl's name?Oh yeah, me.
1374 01:18:03 And you are not going to be the reasonthat all of that hard work and dedication…
1375 01:18:10 Shit.
1376 01:18:12 - My water broke.- Oh.
1377 01:18:14 Hold on, let me call the number.
1378 01:18:17 Shit, what's the numberfor emergency here?
1379 01:18:20 Get up, get down.
1380 01:18:21 What the fuck are you doing?
1381 01:18:23 It's a joke in your town.What is the joke?
1382 01:18:25 911!
1383 01:18:26 911, yes. 911 is a joke in your… Yes!
1384 01:18:30 There is a lady in labor,Air Cruz headquarters.
1385 01:18:34 - Sydney, please take a seat. God.- No, it's happening now.
1386 01:18:37 It's happening now?
1387 01:18:38 It's happening now!
1388 01:18:43 Can you see how… what's happening?
1389 01:18:45 Wow. Okay, there is a huge bulge.
1390 01:18:48 I fear we need to remove your underpants.
1391 01:18:52 - Take them off!- I… Okay, I will, but I won't look.
1392 01:18:55 Excuse me, sorry. I have it… For the bin?
1393 01:18:59 Who the fuck cares?
1394 01:19:03 Right, sit on this. And…
1395 01:19:06 I think I have to look now.Do I have your consent to look?
1396 01:19:09 - Stop being so fucking British.- Okay then!
1397 01:19:12 I'm going to be looking.Are you ready? I am looking now.
1398 01:19:14 Oh dear!The head is there, I'm looking at a head.
1399 01:19:19 Way more hair than I was expecting.On the baby.
1400 01:19:22 Sydney, I think it's just one push.
1401 01:19:24 Come look at this head.There's a whole head. Look.
1402 01:19:27 Oh my God, it's so hairy. The baby.
1403 01:19:29 You know,it looks like it's just a big push.
1404 01:19:32 - Just one push.- One big push.
1405 01:19:34 - We're here with you.- Yes.
1406 01:19:36 - It's okay.- You can do this, Sydney.
1407 01:19:38 Ready? Oh God.
1408 01:19:40 Are you two in love with each other?
1409 01:19:43 What? Sydney!
1410 01:19:44 Sydney, our relationshipis completely professional.
1411 01:19:47 Something happenedin the Dominican Republic!
1412 01:19:49 Nothing happened! Okay?
1413 01:19:51 Sydney, please push!
1414 01:19:52 I will not push until you confess!
1415 01:19:54 Okay, Sydney, I love you and I support you
1416 01:19:57 but right nowyou need to shut the fuck up and push!
1417 01:19:59 - You need to push, Sydney!- Not until you admit it!
1418 01:20:04 All right! We had sex! It happened!We fucked our brains out, all right?
1419 01:20:08 I knew it!
1420 01:20:09 I knew it!
1421 01:20:13 Oh my God.
1422 01:20:15 You did it, sweetie! Oh my God,it's a girl. You did it, Sydney.
1423 01:20:20 It's a… It's a…
1424 01:20:21 It's a girl!
1425 01:20:22 Yes, I suppose it is.A beautiful baby girl.
1426 01:20:25 Oh my God.
1427 01:20:31 Look, Syd.
1428 01:20:41 You can stop looking now.
1429 01:20:44 Absolutely, yes. I'd love to, actually.Thank you very much.
1430 01:20:50 Hang on, so Sydney just waltzed inon you and Daniel and gave birth?
1431 01:20:54 Oh, no, Daniel was in there alone,
1432 01:20:56 and then I came in there after,separately.
1433 01:20:59 I swear, I have never seen a…
1434 01:21:02 Oh God.
1435 01:21:05 Oh.
1436 01:21:06 - Good morning.- Sydney!
1437 01:21:09 - Yeah?- No.
1438 01:21:10 Well, come on, women all overthe world go right back to work
1439 01:21:14 the day after they give birth.
1440 01:21:15 - Yes, but they shouldn't.- No, I'm fine.
1441 01:21:18 Oh my God. Can't I force you to go home?
1442 01:21:21 You can't, actually.
1443 01:21:23 I could sue you. It's a legal matter.You know who we should ask?
1444 01:21:25 Daniel. "Daniel! Daniel! Oh, Daniel!"
1445 01:21:27 I'll take her to my office.She needs to rest.
1446 01:21:29 - Congratulations.- Well done.
1447 01:21:31 Girl mom.
1448 01:21:38 - You wanted to see me?- No.
1449 01:21:40 - Oh! What are you doing here?- You thought this was a booty call?
1450 01:21:43 What? No, we broke up.You gave birth yesterday.
1451 01:21:47 Yeah. My God.
1452 01:21:49 Okay. We just did a whole thing. Okay?She's staying.
1453 01:21:53 I do need to talk to both of you, though.Professionally.
1454 01:21:56 - Of course.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1455 01:22:01 William Butten, from Falcon Airlines,has asked to meet with me.
1456 01:22:05 - Hm.- A dinner.
1457 01:22:09 Any ideas why?
1458 01:22:10 I'll go.I think he's throwing in the towel.
1459 01:22:13 People hate bullies and maybe
1460 01:22:16 this whole lawsuit ismaking Falcon Airlines look like
1461 01:22:19 Regina George on Pink Day.
1462 01:22:26 From Mean Girls.
1463 01:22:27 The movie Mean Girls.The film with what's her name?
1464 01:22:30 That's not… Don't look at that.
1465 01:22:32 - Would you please go home?- No.
1466 01:22:33 I just need to pump.Daniel, what do you think?
1467 01:22:35 - Go home to your child.- I'm not going to.
1468 01:22:37 What about Falcon Airlines?
1469 01:22:39 I agree with Sydney. I expecthe wants to withdraw the lawsuit
1470 01:22:43 whilst also making an offerto buy the airline.
1471 01:22:48 I mean, that is what they do.
1472 01:22:52 You should prepare yourself.
1473 01:22:55 It will be a good offer.
1474 01:22:57 You could live the rest of your lifedoing whatever you want,
1475 01:23:01 wherever you want, with…
1476 01:23:04 whoever you want.
1477 01:23:11 Okay, that's it.I'm taking her home. Let's go.
1478 01:23:13 Sydney. Okay.
1479 01:23:14 - Baby needs you.- Everything's fine.
1480 01:23:25 Thank you for joining me, Ms. Cruz.
1481 01:23:27 It's my pleasure, Bill.
1482 01:23:30 What's up?
1483 01:23:31 Yes. Let's get right to it.
1484 01:23:33 I want you to release those gates backto DFW, who will then give them to me.
1485 01:23:40 Never going to happen, Bill.
1486 01:23:42 This silly lawsuit is not going to work.
1487 01:23:45 Yes, Charles Johnson and I had dinnerand coffee the next morning.
1488 01:23:48 All I did was tell himI'd get more flights
1489 01:23:51 in and out of his airport,
1490 01:23:52 more peoplein and out of his bars and restaurants.
1491 01:23:55 I didn't bribe him.I didn't sleep with him.
1492 01:23:57 All I did was tell him the truth.
1493 01:24:00 We're the better airline.
1494 01:24:03 You're right about the lawsuit.
1495 01:24:06 It won't work. I knew that.
1496 01:24:10 That's why I had a backup plan.
1497 01:24:19 You recognize my private investigator?
1498 01:24:21 Julie Schatz.
1499 01:24:22 She's been following youto get something I could use against you.
1500 01:24:25 And boy, oh boy, did she.
1501 01:24:26 I'm sorry,but it's the only thing I'm good at.
1502 01:24:29 Believe me, if I could tap dance,we wouldn't be here right now.
1503 01:24:32 But you two really look good together.
1504 01:24:34 That was not a lie.
1505 01:24:38 Good old Julie Schatz.
1506 01:24:40 Saved me a fortune on my divorce… s.
1507 01:24:44 Ah, I'll have the…
1508 01:24:47 Macallan 30.
1509 01:24:49 - I'm celebrating.- All right.
1510 01:24:51 And for you?
1511 01:24:57 He'll release the pictures,
1512 01:24:58 which will get me firedfor sleeping with an employee.
1513 01:25:01 Unless I release the gates, which willget me fired for being a shitty CEO.
1514 01:25:05 Am I missing a non-shitty option?
1515 01:25:08 Sorry, Jackie. I don't see a scenariowhere you keep your job here.
1516 01:25:15 6-11.
1517 01:25:17 Manna from Heaven. 6-11.
1518 01:25:20 This is the best breakfast burritoI've ever had.
1519 01:25:23 Because there's lovein that burrito.
1520 01:25:25 This is my true calling.
1521 01:25:28 6-12. Give 'em hell! 6-12.
1522 01:25:31 I can't believe that Peter Vanceis running a food truck.
1523 01:25:34 Nah, I just work here.
1524 01:25:36 I live in service now.
1525 01:25:37 I gave Enrique his truck back.
1526 01:25:39 He taught me how to cook,
1527 01:25:41 how to chew my food properly.
1528 01:25:43 Gracias, Enrique.
1529 01:25:45 De nada, big dog.
1530 01:25:47 He's the best.
1531 01:25:49 You know you were the oneI always ran to when I needed advice.
1532 01:25:53 You got any now?
1533 01:25:56 You just gotta figure outwhat's most important to you.
1534 01:26:01 There's a voice inside you, Jackie.
1535 01:26:04 It took me 40 years to hear mine.
1536 01:26:09 All you gotta do is listen.
1537 01:26:11 Okay.
1538 01:26:17 Best fucking burrito ever!
1539 01:26:20 You got that right.
1540 01:26:21 6-13. Lean and mean.
1541 01:26:26 Vaya con Dios.
1542 01:26:30 The equipment isjust sitting there for the taking.
1543 01:26:33 At that price,someone else is gonna grab it.
1544 01:26:35 Whoa, Gordita. Slow down.
1545 01:26:36 Hear, hear.Thank you, Captain Jack.
1546 01:26:39 Okay.
1547 01:26:41 Okay, Daddy. We'll wait.
1548 01:26:42 Good girl.
1549 01:26:48 Do you have a second?
1550 01:26:50 Of course.
1551 01:26:51 Come in.
1552 01:26:53 My…
1553 01:26:57 My letter of resignation.
1554 01:27:00 Whatever you do, you're gonnaneed someone to represent you,
1555 01:27:03 and after those pictures,
1556 01:27:04 it obviously can't be me.
1557 01:27:07 Back to London?
1558 01:27:09 Manhattan.
1559 01:27:12 Big firm. Reputable.
1560 01:27:13 Probably absolutely teemingwith dickheads.
1561 01:27:17 Well, good luck.
1562 01:27:19 I wish you the best.
1563 01:27:23 And please tell Lizzy thatit was your fault that we broke up.
1564 01:27:26 Already done. You're good.
1565 01:27:28 Thanks.
1566 01:27:31 Thank you, Jackie.
1567 01:27:33 It has been a pleasure.
1568 01:27:37 All of it.
1569 01:27:44 Before I go…
1570 01:27:46 there is one thing.
1571 01:27:53 You are an exceptional CEO.
1572 01:27:58 Which is why I cannot understand whyyou will let one man tell you what to do.
1573 01:28:04 He's got pictures, Daniel.
1574 01:28:06 I'm not talking about that prick.I'm talking about your dad.
1575 01:28:09 - What?- Come on, Jackie.
1576 01:28:11 Next to you, he's nothing.He's a joke. He's a fucking mascot.
1577 01:28:15 That's my fatherthat you're talking about.
1578 01:28:17 I know. It's bullshityou let him push you around.
1579 01:28:19 - Nobody pushes me around.- Come on, Jackie.
1580 01:28:21 - He's the only thing standing in your way.- We're done here.
1581 01:28:26 God, I knew you would leave.
1582 01:28:28 Good luck in Manhattan.
1583 01:28:34 Okay.
1584 01:28:46 ♪ Wall eyes ♪
1585 01:28:50 - Morning.- Morning.
1586 01:28:52 ♪ Ceiling felt too high ♪
1587 01:29:00 ♪ Nights were falling down skies ♪
1588 01:29:07 ♪ Was no look in the eyes ♪
1589 01:29:16 ♪ Come back ♪
1590 01:29:21 What's up?
1591 01:29:23 Have a seat.
1592 01:29:29 You've been cleaning up my messes sinceyou were old enough to push a broom.
1593 01:29:33 Since Mom left and Dad took it out on us.
1594 01:29:37 For once in your tight-ass life,look after yourself.
1595 01:29:40 What do you want?
1596 01:29:41 I don't know.
1597 01:29:45 I think I fucked up her whole life.
1598 01:29:49 Not sure I can do anything now.
1599 01:29:53 You've made huge sacrifices for me
1600 01:29:56 and this company.
1601 01:30:00 And I am so grateful.
1602 01:30:04 Okay, am I about to get fired?
1603 01:30:07 No.
1604 01:30:11 I'm resigning.
1605 01:30:14 This place gives youa lot of time to think.
1606 01:30:18 I've spent many nights going overand over what I did to put me in here.
1607 01:30:23 And if I could erase it
1608 01:30:26 and do it again…
1609 01:30:30 I would.
1610 01:30:31 - I'd cut his fucking head off.- Lizzy!
1611 01:30:33 It still makes me happywhen I think about it.
1612 01:30:36 So whatever you decide…
1613 01:30:38 make sure you can live with it locked upin a box for the rest of your life.
1614 01:30:43 ♪ Come back ♪
1615 01:30:50 ♪ Come back ♪
1616 01:30:58 ♪ Was wild and unsure ♪
1617 01:31:02 ♪ And naked and pure ♪
1618 01:31:06 ♪ Come back ♪
1619 01:31:15 A Sydney Bloom is here to see you.
1620 01:31:17 She brought a… a baby.
1621 01:31:21 Sydney, what a pleasant surprise.I was just--
1622 01:31:23 Baby fell asleep. Fight quietly.
1623 01:31:24 You chicken shit,milquetoast piece of crap.
1624 01:31:27 You're gonna make Jackie do this alone?
1625 01:31:29 When it's your fucking faultshe's doing it.
1626 01:31:31 You're no longer pregnant so I don'thave to put up with your shit anymore.
1627 01:31:35 Trust me, sir.
1628 01:31:36 You have not begun to see my shit.
1629 01:31:39 How could you do this to herwith your mayonnaise, ice cream face?
1630 01:31:43 I have a long list of things I would liketo say about your face, but I won't do it.
1631 01:31:47 What? Cut from marble? Perfect?
1632 01:31:49 Michelle Pfeiffer on steroids?
1633 01:31:51 Benedict Cumberbatch in a porn wig, huh?
1634 01:31:53 Sydney, for the love of God,
1635 01:31:55 would you please tell mewhat it is you're actually referring to?
1636 01:31:58 This.
1637 01:32:04 - Right.- Yeah.
1638 01:32:08 - How's the baby?- Incredible.
1639 01:32:10 Resigning for personal reasons.
1640 01:32:14 Bullshit, Gordita.
1641 01:32:18 You sure?
1642 01:32:19 Well…
1643 01:32:20 Then he can't use those stupid pictures.
1644 01:32:24 Air Cruz keeps the gates, keeps growing.
1645 01:32:27 I realize thatthat's what's most important to me.
1646 01:32:31 The company.
1647 01:32:33 I've worked too hardto just let it all fall apart.
1648 01:32:37 So I'll resign.
1649 01:32:42 Trust me, the board will be thrilled.
1650 01:32:44 Fuck the board.
1651 01:32:46 Dad, don't do that, okay?
1652 01:32:49 You love this. This is great for you.
1653 01:32:52 You get to swoop in and save the day,
1654 01:32:54 and take over untilthey find a replacement for me.
1655 01:32:57 Why are you like this?
1656 01:32:58 You know the only thingI will not miss from my job?
1657 01:33:02 Is standing in front of the board withthat frozen smile while you belittle me.
1658 01:33:05 They see me kicking your ass,then they don't do it.
1659 01:33:07 Okay, that's bullshit.How about nobody kicks my ass?
1660 01:33:11 How about nobodycalls me fucking gordita at work?
1661 01:33:14 It's a term of affection.
1662 01:33:16 It keeps them thinkingI'm the same girl sitting on your lap
1663 01:33:19 while you do the actual flying.
1664 01:33:22 And we both know who did what, Dad.
1665 01:33:25 Hold yourself right there, lady. Wait.
1666 01:33:29 Let's get one thing straight.
1667 01:33:31 I started this.
1668 01:33:33 This is my airline.
1669 01:33:35 And you were going bankrupt.
1670 01:33:38 You were thinking abouttaking on crop-dusting jobs.
1671 01:33:41 I said go bigger.
1672 01:33:43 I went out and got the money to get moreplanes. I pushed to go commercial.
1673 01:33:48 Why is it so hardfor you to acknowledge what I did?
1674 01:33:51 Come on.
1675 01:33:52 I've always said that you're a great CEO.Haven't I always said that?
1676 01:33:57 Not once.
1677 01:34:14 At the top of the hour,Air Cruz CEO Jacqueline Cruz
1678 01:34:18 will be making an announcementand investors are watching closely.
1679 01:34:22 The company declinedto comment ahead of time
1680 01:34:25 but expectations are highthat this could signal
1681 01:34:28 a meaningful change for the airline.
1682 01:34:30 When she's done, do me a favor.
1683 01:34:33 Remind me to send some flowers.
1684 01:34:36 To myself.
1685 01:34:39 I don't expect much pushback,
1686 01:34:42 because, quite frankly,they can't afford it.
1687 01:34:46 I see our good friends at SandlexPharmaceuticals are being sued again.
1688 01:34:51 I think this is one for you,Mr. Blanchflower.
1689 01:34:57 Mr. Blanchflower.
1690 01:34:59 Jesus, it's like talking to my own kids.
1691 01:35:02 Daniel!
1692 01:35:05 I'm… sorry, sir.
1693 01:35:07 I think you need to get someone else.
1694 01:35:11 I'm very gratefulfor the job you gave me, but…
1695 01:35:15 I…
1696 01:35:19 …quit.
1697 01:35:21 Excuse me? You can't just up and quit.
1698 01:35:24 Please forgive me, but I have45 minutes to get to New Jersey
1699 01:35:28 to stop the woman I lovefrom making a terrible mistake.
1700 01:35:31 Good luck defending the billion-dollarpharmaceutical company.
1701 01:35:38 Pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
1702 01:35:41 Come on, Blankpowder, pick up.
1703 01:35:50 Yes, I will leave a message,and the message is this.
1704 01:35:53 I always thought you were a gutless bitch,but I secretly hoped you weren't.
1705 01:35:56 Hold, please. Jackie,
1706 01:35:57 is there anything that I can say toconvince you not to go through with this?
1707 01:36:01 Let's get this over with.
1708 01:36:02 I could pull the fire alarmafter I set fire to the building.
1709 01:36:07 Wish me luck.
1710 01:36:10 If you are not here in 30 seconds,
1711 01:36:12 I will crush your skull with my bare handsand then shove it right up your…
1712 01:36:16 Cunts!
1713 01:36:20 You're all a bunch of cunts!
1714 01:36:22 The bad kind!
1715 01:36:44 Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. Here it comes.
1716 01:36:47 Schatz, turn it up.
1717 01:36:49 - Turn it up!- All right.
1718 01:36:51 Good morning.
1719 01:36:55 I want to welcome
1720 01:36:56 our colleagues and our guests and…
1721 01:37:00 Thank you all for taking the timeto be here today.
1722 01:37:08 I know most of youare expecting me to announce
1723 01:37:12 our expansion into Dallas-Fort Worth…
1724 01:37:17 but that's not what I'm…
1725 01:37:19 Jackie!
1726 01:37:22 Jackie!
1727 01:37:23 Jackie!
1728 01:37:27 About fucking time.
1729 01:37:33 What I'm here to tell you
1730 01:37:37 is that I've made a decision…
1731 01:37:40 and I am stepping down.
1732 01:37:42 I am so sorry I'm late.
1733 01:37:44 The Holland Tunnel was bumper to bumper.
1734 01:37:45 It's insane to methat that's how you lot get around.
1735 01:37:48 Two lanes?
1736 01:37:50 If one bad thing happens,two cities shut down.
1737 01:37:52 Mr. Blanchflower, we arein the middle of a press conference here.
1738 01:37:56 Ms. Cruz…
1739 01:37:58 I needed to tell you somethingbefore you did this. Could we…
1740 01:38:01 Could we please take a moment outside?
1741 01:38:04 You have everybody's attention.
1742 01:38:07 If you have something to say, just say it.
1743 01:38:13 But it's private.
1744 01:38:17 Right.
1745 01:38:21 Well, then it's gonna have to wait.
1746 01:38:26 Please excuse the interruption.
1747 01:38:29 As I was saying…
1748 01:38:31 I have made the decision…
1749 01:38:33 - and I am stepping down.- Ms. Cruz and I slept together.
1750 01:38:36 What the fuck?
1751 01:38:39 There.
1752 01:38:41 I said it.
1753 01:38:42 Now everyone knows…
1754 01:38:44 and he can't do anythingwith those stupid pictures
1755 01:38:48 in which you look really beautiful.
1756 01:38:50 No, no, no, no.
1757 01:38:51 - Ms. Cruz and I…- No, no, no, no.
1758 01:38:53 …violated this company's zero-tolerancepolicy on interoffice relationships.
1759 01:38:58 But our relationship wasn't inappropriate.
1760 01:39:02 It was
1761 01:39:04 appropriate and…
1762 01:39:07 magical.
1763 01:39:10 We did try to be professional.We really did but…
1764 01:39:15 I got a boner just talking to her.I mean, you've seen her.
1765 01:39:18 She's so fit. It's unbelievable.
1766 01:39:19 Daniel, that actually was private.Some things are private.
1767 01:39:23 This is all new to me. I don't know wherethe line is. I do now. Boner is too far.
1768 01:39:26 Anything below the waist, too far.
1769 01:39:29 Understood.
1770 01:39:31 Jackie. My God, it's hot in here.
1771 01:39:35 It was freezing outsideand it's boiling in here.
1772 01:39:40 Let's fight him, Jackie.
1773 01:39:43 That's what I would havesaid to you 15 minutes ago
1774 01:39:45 if the Holland Tunnel hadmore than two lanes.
1775 01:39:47 It's honestlythe maddest thing I've ever seen.
1776 01:39:50 You should have taken the bridge.
1777 01:39:53 You're right.You're always right. You're undefeated.
1778 01:39:59 Don't quit, Jackie.
1779 01:40:01 You're too bloody good at this.
1780 01:40:05 The Brit's right.
1781 01:40:08 He's finally talking sense.
1782 01:40:11 She's the brains behind this operation.Always has been.
1783 01:40:17 And if she goes, I go.
1784 01:40:20 You knock me out.
1785 01:40:22 Ms. Cruz.
1786 01:40:32 It took me 30 years…
1787 01:40:36 and a very polite British lawyer
1788 01:40:39 to finally stand up to that man.
1789 01:40:42 Thank you, Daddy.
1790 01:40:43 You're welcome, baby.
1791 01:40:46 God. That was meant for him.
1792 01:40:48 I'm so sorry. Of course it was.My apologies, sir. Forgive me.
1793 01:40:54 Jackie.
1794 01:40:57 You once told meto always tell you the truth.
1795 01:41:02 So here's the truth.
1796 01:41:08 I love you.
1797 01:41:12 I do. I love this woman.
1798 01:41:16 I love you.
1799 01:41:18 And I want to work with you.
1800 01:41:20 I want to spend the rest of our livestogether for all the days we have left
1801 01:41:24 until we dieand come back as a worm and a cat.
1802 01:41:29 Psst!
1803 01:41:31 Press conference.
1804 01:41:34 We're currently at a press conference.
1805 01:41:36 Right.
1806 01:41:44 No.
1807 01:41:48 I'm not stepping down.
1808 01:41:52 It's my name on the side of that plane
1809 01:41:54 and a graphic I designed in crayon
1810 01:41:57 sitting on the floor of my dad's officewhen I was 12 years old.
1811 01:42:02 And I'll tell you something else.
1812 01:42:05 Daniel isn't the only relationshipthat I've had at work.
1813 01:42:11 I've had relationships…
1814 01:42:13 with all my employees.
1815 01:42:18 They're my family.
1816 01:42:20 From now on, I'm going to make sureyou guys all know
1817 01:42:22 how much you mean to me.
1818 01:42:27 Because I'm not going anywhere.
1819 01:42:32 I am standing here to proudly announce
1820 01:42:35 that we are expandinginto Dallas-Fort Worth.
1821 01:42:38 And anyone who wants to fight me onthat is going to need a hell of a lawyer.
1822 01:42:43 Because I've gotthe best one in New Jersey.
1823 01:42:47 Which meansI have the best one in the world.
1824 01:42:50 Yo, Jersey!
1825 01:42:52 Jersey!
1826 01:42:54 Jersey, baby!
1827 01:42:56 Yes! Go on, brother!
1828 01:43:01 Turn it off, Schatz.
1829 01:43:03 Schatz! Turn it off!
1830 01:43:11 You know, I could still losemy job, my company,
1831 01:43:13 and everything I've worked for.
1832 01:43:17 I won't let you fall out of the sky.
1833 01:43:39 ♪ I need love, love to ease my mind ♪
1834 01:43:44 ♪ I need to findFind someone to call mine ♪
1835 01:43:48 ♪ But mama said you can't hurry love ♪
1836 01:43:51 So, I got your memo aboutinteroffice relationships--
1837 01:43:54 Yeah. It states that they are permittedas long as they are declared.
1838 01:43:58 - Right there.Yeah.
1839 01:43:59 So, you know the guywho looks like a hot elf
1840 01:44:02 who works in the mailroom, Marcus?
1841 01:44:04 I've been fucking himfor about a year and a half.
1842 01:44:07 And he's the father of this child.
1843 01:44:09 Breathe, breathe, George.
1844 01:44:11 And he's also the creatorof many, many, many, many orgasms.
1845 01:44:17 So, just wanted to keep you in the loop.
1846 01:44:19 Uh, thank you.
1847 01:44:22 So, Heather and I havestarted seeing each other.
1848 01:44:26 It's just wonderful.
1849 01:44:28 Um, we actually finallywent all the way last night.
1850 01:44:32 - I don't need the details.I don't mind.
1851 01:44:34 So, she started by kissing meon my down there.
1852 01:44:37 And then started working in circles.
1853 01:44:39 Which, um…
1854 01:44:41 Turns out circles are my favorite shape.
1855 01:44:44 Quick heads up.
1856 01:44:45 Someone broke into my office anddownloaded pornography onto my laptop.
1857 01:44:51 And desktop.
1858 01:44:53 And phone.
1859 01:44:54 Peter Vance and I made loveat the office Christmas party.
1860 01:44:58 Everyone knows, Rachael.We all heard you screaming.
1861 01:45:00 Baby… that was him.
1862 01:45:02 Ooh, wowza.
1863 01:45:04 Gary and I need to disclose that we arein a consensual, intimate relationship.
1864 01:45:09 Okay.So, what is Luke doing here?
1865 01:45:11 I watch.
1866 01:45:13 We couldn't do it without him.
1867 01:45:16 Ah, let me take a wild guess.
1868 01:45:18 You're here to tell methat you two are fucking.
1869 01:45:21 We're here to tell you thatwe keep duplicating our workload.
1870 01:45:23 And we wanted help clarifyingour job descriptions
1871 01:45:26 so that we could avoid inefficiencies.
1872 01:45:28 Oh, God. I'm sorry.
1873 01:45:30 And we're fucking.
1874 01:45:32 There it is.
1875 01:45:35
1876 01:45:37 Is it okay to send somebody a dick picif it's not your dick and it's a drawing?
1877 01:45:42 I would like to work here.
1878 01:45:43 This is my résumé
1879 01:45:45 and, um, some naked pictures of me.
1880 01:45:49 Get the fuck out of my office.
1881 01:45:51 I just want to let you know that I havenot done anything with anyone.
1882 01:45:56 But I'm up for it.
1883 01:45:58 Can you write that down? I am up for it.
1884 01:46:01 You are up for itbecause that's what this says.
1885 01:46:03 - I have to ask you to take these down.Aw.
1886 01:46:06 I sucked off Dave.
1887 01:46:07 So did I.
1888 01:46:08 Well, Dave went down on me.
1889 01:46:11 And you wonder why I'm so tired.
1890 01:46:16 But everyone here should get tested.
1891 01:46:18 Ms. Cruz, Mr. Blanchflower,what can I do for you?
1892 01:46:21 You want me to make it okayfor people to freely take a shit
1893 01:46:24 and throw it at each other?
1894 01:46:25 No, George.
1895 01:46:27 We just wanted to drop byand, as per your policy,
1896 01:46:30 officially declare that…
1897 01:46:31 We're getting married.
1898 01:46:33 - No.- Yes!
1899 01:46:35 You're invited. Everyone's invited.The wedding's going to be in London.
1900 01:46:38 A destination wedding,I know, but, you know, free flight, so.
1901 01:46:41 Oh, this is wonderful news.
1902 01:46:44 As husband and wife,your relationship is above board
1903 01:46:47 and it's finallyappropriate for the office.
1904 01:46:48 Yes! Thought you'd appreciate that.
1905 01:46:51 - Very much.- Thank you so much, George.
1906 01:46:52 Thank you, George.
1907 01:46:54 This means a lot.
1908 01:46:55 You can finally geta good night's sleep tonight.
1909 01:46:57 Yeah, I will.
1910 01:46:58 - Open or closed?- Closed.
1911 01:47:00 Thank you, George.
1912 01:47:03 ♪ You can't hurry loveYou just have to wait ♪
1913 01:47:07 ♪ You gotta trust, give it time ♪
1914 01:47:09 Baba ghanoush!
1915 01:47:11 ♪ No matter how long it takes ♪
1916 01:47:13 ♪ Now wait ♪