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1 00:02:00 Hello...
2 00:02:02 Tackleberry.
3 00:02:08 We're all gonna miss you around here.
4 00:02:10 The Police Academy's getting itself a real fine recruit.
5 00:02:16 May I, uh...
6 00:02:18 go now?
7 00:02:21 Affirmative, sir.
8 00:02:24 Ten-four.
9 00:02:26 Yes, of course. Ten-four.
10 00:03:47 You guys.
11 00:03:50 Surprise.
12 00:03:55 Lot's full, mister.
13 00:03:58 Look, don't give me that crap.
14 00:04:01 -You've got a space. -The lot's full, sir, really.
15 00:04:04 Find a spot, dickhead.
16 00:04:07 -Dickhead? -That's right. Where's the manager?
17 00:04:10 Dickhead?
18 00:04:11 Park the car, butt breath.
19 00:04:14 -Butt breath? -Yeah.
20 00:04:17 Wait a minute. Hold everything. That's a wig, isn't it?
21 00:04:20 -Ahem. Park the car. -Yeah, that's a wig.
22 00:04:22 Wig! Wig! Dong-dong-dong!
23 00:04:25 -Wig alert! Wig alert! Dong-dong-dong! -Park the car, asshole. Shut up.
24 00:04:28 Girls. It's a rug.
25 00:04:30 What the hell's going on here? Hi, Lou.
26 00:04:33 -Lou? -This rude little punk won't park my car.
27 00:04:36 Mahoney, park this car.
28 00:04:38 If you can find a spot--
29 00:04:40 Do it now or you're fired. You understand? Fired.
30 00:04:43 Fired? That's not fair, the guy has a bad attitude.
31 00:04:46 Do it, okay?
32 00:04:48 I want you to apologize to this man, then park his car.
33 00:04:54 Yes, sir.
34 00:04:58 -I'm sorry. -Get out of here.
35 00:05:00 And clean the ashtray while you're at it.
36 00:05:08 Yeah, I'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get good help these days.
37 00:05:14 Respect for anything. They don't respect customers.
38 00:05:16 They don't respect property. They don't respect respect.
39 00:05:21 Holy shit. Jesus.
40 00:05:30 It fits. Damn thing fits.
41 00:05:33 I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?
42 00:05:43 Hi, fellas.
43 00:05:53 Hey, guys, just--
44 00:05:55 Hey, hey!
45 00:06:13 Guys, I don't think I'm supposed to get the photos wet.
46 00:06:25 You're going to pay for this. Mark my words.
47 00:06:28 And you want to know why? Huh?
48 00:06:36 I'll let you know why. It's no secret. Everybody knows.
49 00:06:39 I'm joining the police force. Ha, ha!
50 00:06:42 What do you think of that, huh? Huh?
51 00:06:44 Now who's in charge?
52 00:06:53 Hey, sarge, it's him again.
53 00:06:56 I'll call Captain Reed. Sit over there, Mahoney.
54 00:06:58 All right, let's go.
55 00:07:05 Sit. And stay there.
56 00:07:18 -What are you in for? -I'll show you.
57 00:07:26 Goddamn it! Stop that!
58 00:07:28 Oh, no, sir. No, not you.
59 00:07:30 That's terrific. Really.
60 00:07:32 -What's your name? -Jones. Larvell Jones.
61 00:07:36 Monsignor Larvell Jones.
62 00:07:39 M.D.
63 00:07:40 -Let's go, Mahoney. -See you around, monsignor.
64 00:07:42 Doctor monsignor.
65 00:07:55 Why can't you stay out of trouble?
66 00:07:58 I mean...
67 00:08:01 What's wrong with you? Last week: disturbing the peace.
68 00:08:04 Week before that: destroying private property.
69 00:08:08 And I'm getting tired of saving your butt.
70 00:08:13 I only do it because of your father.
71 00:08:17 -He was a good friend. -Yeah, I know.
72 00:08:20 Now, Mahoney, I've made a decision.
73 00:08:23 I ain't gonna help you this time.
74 00:08:25 You're going to the county lockup.
75 00:08:29 -Lockup? -Mm-hm.
76 00:08:31 Why? I didn't do anything really major.
77 00:08:35 -Then I'll make a deal with you. -Anything.
78 00:08:38 I want you to go to the Police Academy.
79 00:08:41 The Police Academy?
80 00:08:43 Even if you never graduate, the training will be good for you.
81 00:08:46 Wait a minute.
82 00:08:48 Wait a minute. Reed?
83 00:08:50 Listen, you've seen the commercials on TV.
84 00:08:54 The Academy's taking all kinds these days.
85 00:08:58 Anybody can get in.
86 00:09:01 Even you.
87 00:09:03 No deal. That's nuts.
88 00:09:05 Well, it's either that or the lockup.
89 00:09:08 -Police Academy or jail. -Will I get my own squad car?
90 00:09:12 You'll get 14 weeks of Academy training and discipline...
91 00:09:16 -starting Monday morning. -Fourteen weeks.
92 00:09:19 Oh, they can throw you out.
93 00:09:21 But you can't quit. You quit, and you're back in jail.
94 00:09:24 That's the deal.
95 00:09:27 -Can I bring a friend? -Who?
96 00:09:29 Monsignor Larvell Jones, my personal physician.
97 00:09:32 You decide.
98 00:09:35 Honey, please don't go. I love you. I don't want to see you hurt.
99 00:09:39 I worry about you. You're so accident-prone.
100 00:09:41 And the Police Academy is such a dangerous place.
101 00:09:44 -Honey, don't worry. I'll be okay. -Unh!
102 00:09:47 Everything'll be okay.
103 00:09:49 You start that car and you're a dead man, buster.
104 00:09:51 Honey, I'm late.
105 00:09:53 You pull out of that driveway and I'll have your head on a pole.
106 00:10:00 Come back here, you turkey!
107 00:10:33 You move this car an inch and you're finished, mister. You hear me?
108 00:10:44 Of all the things that you could be in this world, why a policeman?
109 00:10:49 A policewoman, mother.
110 00:10:54 But Why?
111 00:10:55 Because it's exciting, it's different.
112 00:10:57 It'll give me a chance to meet interesting and unusual people.
113 00:11:00 right now! If you don't pull over--
114 00:11:02 People who aren't like you and me.
115 00:11:49 -Hey, look, it's the chief. -Really?
116 00:11:51 Hey, mention my name.
117 00:11:58 Cadet Kyle Blankes reporting for duty, sir.
118 00:12:00 Get away from me, you asshole.
119 00:12:03 Yes, sir.
120 00:12:22 -Where are we, man? -Ecuadon
121 00:12:29 Okay! Oh, here we are. I got to go now. Bye.
122 00:12:34 -Bye, sweet-pea. Bye, cutie-pie. -We'll miss you.
123 00:12:37 -Okay. -Bye!
124 00:12:40 Okay, girls. Remember, I love yous.
125 00:12:44 -Bye! -Introduce yourself around, man.
126 00:12:49 Bye! Bye, babies. Goodbye.
127 00:12:54 Hey, excuse me.
128 00:12:56 -Do you know all those women? -Sure.
129 00:12:57 -They're my girlfriends. -All of them?
130 00:12:59 -Yeah. -Carey Mahoney.
131 00:13:01 I'm George Martin, Carey.
132 00:13:03 We should be pals. You're an interesting guy.
133 00:13:05 You a cadet?
134 00:13:07 I am until I can get myself thrown out of here.
135 00:13:09 I'll be gone by 10:00.
136 00:13:10 You, like, joined the Academy to get thrown out?
137 00:13:13 That's right.
138 00:13:14 Hey, you're a pretty interesting guy yourself.
139 00:13:26 Look at that.
140 00:13:29 Just look at that.
141 00:13:32 Look at that scum. When I went through this academy...
142 00:13:36 every cadet was the right weight, the right height, color...
143 00:13:39 and they all had Johnsons, Lassard.
144 00:13:41 Every single one of them.
145 00:13:44 Johnsons?
146 00:13:45 You know...
147 00:13:48 Oh, yes.
148 00:13:51 Back in the old days, there were Johnsons as far as the eye could see.
149 00:13:55 And what a lovely sight it was.
150 00:13:59 Have you seen these applications?
151 00:14:03 Have you seen what our new lady mayor has brought us?
152 00:14:07 Do you know she is attempting to dismantle...
153 00:14:09 one of this country's great institutions of law and order?
154 00:14:13 What do you say to that, Lassard?
155 00:14:16 The bitch.
156 00:14:18 -Commandant? -Yes, chief.
157 00:14:21 The mayor says we've got to take this flotsam.
158 00:14:25 But that doesn't mean we have to put them on the force.
159 00:14:28 You get my drift?
160 00:14:30 Weed the undesirables out.
161 00:14:34 -Get rid of them. -No problem, chief.
162 00:14:37 We'll start washing them out this morning.
163 00:14:39 We don't throw them out.
164 00:14:41 They must be encouraged to quit on their own.
165 00:14:44 -Do you understand? -I think I understand, sir.
166 00:14:48 Thank you, Lieutenant Harris, I'm sure you do.
167 00:14:53 -Lassard? -What?
168 00:14:55 Do you understand?
169 00:14:57 -It's clear as glass, chief. -Good.
170 00:15:00 Then we all know what to do.
171 00:15:29 That's it...
172 00:15:32 There sure are a lot of spades around here.
173 00:15:43 Which I think is good.
174 00:15:45 Very good for the Academy.
175 00:15:47 What the hell are you doing here?
176 00:15:51 I want to be a police officer.
177 00:15:53 What? I can't hear you.
178 00:15:58 I want to be a police officer.
179 00:16:04 -Don't unpack. -Well...
180 00:16:07 time to get thrown out.
181 00:16:10 Princess. Princess! Prin--!
182 00:16:14 -What's your name, Cadet? -Thompson, sir.
183 00:16:17 -You live around here? -No, sir.
184 00:16:19 What's your telephone number, Thompson?
185 00:16:21 Come on, eyes front. Telephone number.
186 00:16:23 5-5-5 2-4-6-7, sir.
187 00:16:26 Okay, let's see the thighs.
188 00:16:29 Come on, come on. I haven't got all day. The thighs.
189 00:16:34 -What in the hell are you doing? -Meeting women, sir.
190 00:16:38 What's your name, dirtbag?
191 00:16:40 -Dirtbag? -Your name?
192 00:16:43 Mahoney, sir.
193 00:16:44 Back in line, Mahoney.
194 00:16:46 Sir, can I have a second with you? Um, listen. Uh...
195 00:16:49 I don't really belong here. I'm not right for this.
196 00:16:51 Get back in line.
197 00:16:57 Now!
198 00:17:00 Mom, it's all right. Don't worry. Come here, Princess.
199 00:17:34 My name is Commandant Lassard. Welcome to the new police force.
200 00:17:39 Your training time here will last...
201 00:17:43 Fourteen.
202 00:17:45 fourteen weeks.
203 00:17:47 You will be schooled in firearms, police procedures, local laws...
204 00:17:51 and many, many other things.
205 00:17:53 After those 12 weeks, some of you will be police officers...
206 00:17:57 and some of you will not.
207 00:17:59 Some of you will be--
208 00:18:02 Here at the Academy...
209 00:18:05 Here at the Academy...
210 00:18:06 you will learn...
211 00:18:08 You will learn...
212 00:18:11 Princess. Princess. Come here.
213 00:18:13 Princess? Looks more like a prince to me.
214 00:18:17 -Give me that dog. -Uh--Ahem. But he's mine, sir.
215 00:18:20 He's a queer.
216 00:18:21 Cadets, proceed to the supply room and draw your uniforms.
217 00:18:26 Fall out. Let's go. Move it. Move it, move it, move it.
218 00:18:35 -Next. -What about guns? When do we get guns?
219 00:18:38 Next.
220 00:18:41 -I'm a size 9, sometimes a size 10. -Next.
221 00:18:52 Hey! You three dirtbags report to the Academy barber...
222 00:18:56 before you do anything else.
223 00:18:58 Where's that?
224 00:18:59 Find it, rat face.
225 00:19:02 Rat face?
226 00:19:03 -He probably meant the other guy. -Oh. Oh, okay.
227 00:19:07 -What's that? -That's where the commandant...
228 00:19:09 -and his wife live. -Nice.
229 00:19:11 Oh. Excuse me. Do you know where we get our clothes?
230 00:19:14 Yeah. You gotta go right over there.
231 00:19:17 -Here? Okay, thanks. -Mm-hm.
232 00:19:19 -Go in and tell them Mahoney sent you. -Got it.
233 00:19:22 -Be out of here by 3:00. -Move it, dirtbag. I'm first.
234 00:19:26 And I'm next.
235 00:19:29 For important guys like you, I'll wait.
236 00:19:36 Okay, let's go. Take it all off.
237 00:19:39 You got it.
238 00:19:57 Hello?
239 00:20:26 -Ah. Just a little off the side, please. -You bet.
240 00:20:32 -You can do that? -Sure. This ain't the Army, you know.
241 00:20:40 Let's go, let's go! We've got to find you little babies a place to sleep.
242 00:20:45 Better listen up, you fart-blossoms.
243 00:20:48 -You sure you said Mahoney? -Yeah, I even spelled it to her.
244 00:20:52 -Copeland and Blankes, in here. -Sir.
245 00:20:54 This man is my personal physician. I can't live without him, sir.
246 00:20:57 Right down here, I want Fackler and Martin.
247 00:21:00 I've known him since childhood--
248 00:21:02 -Right here, Mahoney and Tackleberry. -Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!
249 00:21:09 Thank you. I've always wanted to live with a nut.
250 00:21:11 My pleasure.
251 00:21:14 -Mahoney, is it? -Yes, sir. I'd like to say one more--
252 00:21:17 The rest of you wimps come with me. Move it, move it, move it.
253 00:21:21 Wimps?
254 00:21:27 -You're married, huh? -Yeah.
255 00:21:30 That's beautiful, man.
256 00:21:32 To me, marriage is a sacred institution.
257 00:21:35 So tell me.
258 00:21:36 You and the wife do it doggie-style or what?
259 00:21:56 Room ready for inspection, sir.
260 00:22:00 Good haircuts, men.
261 00:22:02 -Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir.
262 00:22:04 Damn good haircuts.
263 00:22:06 -Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir.
264 00:22:14 Men...
265 00:22:16 I've got a little problem.
266 00:22:19 It seems I've got a squad full of scumbuckets.
267 00:22:22 A whole big bunch of losers.
268 00:22:25 And I was kind of hoping that you two fine, young cadets...
269 00:22:29 might help me to just get rid of a few of them.
270 00:22:33 What do you say? Will you help me out?
271 00:22:38 -Yes, sir. -Good.
272 00:22:43 -Good. -I'm Copeland, sir. Chad Copeland.
273 00:22:48 Good for you.
274 00:22:53 Hi, I'm Douglas Fackler. I always wanted to be a cop.
275 00:23:12 -Lieutenant Hoffman, Lieutenant Hoffman...
276 00:23:15 report immediately to the infirmary.
277 00:23:17 Hey, Thompson. Well?
278 00:23:19 -How do I look? -That wasn't very funny this morning.
279 00:23:22 Wasn't funny. I'd give anything to see your thighs.
280 00:23:25 Don't suppose you'd describe them for me.
281 00:23:27 Well, they're tan, of course. Very supple, well-rounded...
282 00:23:32 and luxuriant to the touch.
283 00:23:35 Mm.
284 00:23:36 Absolute silence!
285 00:23:44 My name is Lt. Harris...
286 00:23:49 in case you missed it.
287 00:23:55 This is Sgt. Callahan...
288 00:23:59 in case you missed it.
289 00:24:01 We are the meanest instructors here.
290 00:24:05 We've got you because you are the worst people here.
291 00:24:13 You people are D-Squad.
292 00:24:16 D for dirtbags.
293 00:24:19 When I say, "Hey, dirtbags," that means you.
294 00:24:24 You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives.
295 00:24:29 I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.
296 00:24:34 Now, it is traditional here at the Academy for each squad...
297 00:24:38 to have two student squad-leaders.
298 00:24:41 I have chosen Cadets Blankes and Dopeland. Step out, men.
299 00:24:46 If these two cadets give you an order...
300 00:24:50 obey it.
301 00:24:55 Now, I thought it would be nice...
302 00:24:59 if we were to close out our first afternoon together...
303 00:25:03 with a nice little stroll around the campus.
304 00:25:12 Move out, maggots!
305 00:25:22 -Holy, shit. -This is definitely not Ecuador.
306 00:25:30 Get up, Barbara. Get up. Get up.
307 00:25:33 Move it, move it, move it.
308 00:25:34 I could show a movie on your butt, fatso.
309 00:25:38 Nineteen. Twenty!
310 00:25:42 More! I want more!
311 00:25:47 Fifteen.
312 00:25:49 Sixteen.
313 00:25:51 Seventeen.
314 00:25:54 Eighteen. Let's go. Let's go.
315 00:25:59 Nine. Ten.
316 00:26:06 Attention. Lights out in 10 minutes.
317 00:26:09 Lights out in 10 minutes.
318 00:26:46 Game over.
319 00:26:58 Asshole.
320 00:27:00 Police work...
321 00:27:04 is what...
322 00:27:08 you are...
323 00:27:10 here for.
324 00:27:15 Arrest...
325 00:27:18 procedures...
326 00:27:23 traffic violations...
327 00:27:27 high-speed...
328 00:27:30 driving...
329 00:27:32 self-defense.
330 00:27:34 And you will have many examinations...
331 00:27:40 which you must pass.
332 00:27:44 Plus...
333 00:27:47 you will endure an extremely rigorous physical training program.
334 00:27:51 Do you know what that means, Hooks?
335 00:27:55 I'm not sure, sir.
336 00:27:58 What?
337 00:28:02 Voice commands.
338 00:28:04 We will learn to use our voices with authority.
339 00:28:09 Won't we, Hooks?
340 00:28:14 Now, have any of you had any military training?
341 00:28:22 Mm-hm?
342 00:28:23 I served with the U.S. Army Airborne 209th Special Forces Unit.
343 00:28:28 Anybody else?
344 00:28:30 What?
345 00:28:32 You have had prior military training, Mahoney?
346 00:28:36 -Well, yes, but not in this life, sir. -What?
347 00:28:39 In a previous life, I served with Her Majesty's Forces in India.
348 00:28:42 -Interesting sideline -If you're trying to get thrown out...
349 00:28:46 I'm afraid that's quite impossible.
350 00:28:48 Impossible? What the hell's going on here?
351 00:28:51 I'll have to see the commandant about this.
352 00:28:53 You will also learn the Municipal Code. And you will learn them by heart.
353 00:29:00 Cadet Mahoney. Cadet Mahoney.
354 00:29:01 Report immediately to the commandant's office. Cadet Mahoney.
355 00:29:05 Okay, Mahoney, get going. On the double. Move it. Move it. Move it.
356 00:29:13 Now--
357 00:29:15 Lieutenant Harris, Lieutenant Harris...
358 00:29:17 report immediately to the firing range. Lieutenant Harris.
359 00:29:21 Excuse me.
360 00:29:24 Callahan, take over.
361 00:29:28 Howdy.
362 00:29:30 -No one's allowed in here. -Listen.
363 00:29:33 -I got a problem, chief. -It's commandant.
364 00:29:35 Commandant, I'm sorry. Is that your fish?
365 00:29:38 -No, it belongs to a friend. -Very pretty.
366 00:29:40 -What do you want? -I want out of here. Right now.
367 00:29:43 -Out of this office? -No, out of the Academy.
368 00:29:47 -That's no problem. You can just quit. -I can't quit.
369 00:29:50 Of course you can. Many, many wonderful people...
370 00:29:53 -have quit many, many -Commandant?
371 00:29:55 Do you know Capt. Reed?
372 00:29:57 Oh, yes. Capt. Reed. You're Mahoney.
373 00:30:03 Mahoney. Mahoney. Mahoney.
374 00:30:08 -You're a special case. You can't quit. -I know that.
375 00:30:11 -On the other hand, I can't throw you out. -Why not?
376 00:30:14 I promised Capt. Reed. I promised I'd keep you here the full 24 weeks.
377 00:30:19 You what? You what? You told--?
378 00:30:23 He told me that I could...
379 00:30:27 -I'm trapped here? -Well, yes. We all are.
380 00:30:33 Pick it up, pick it up. Keep moving up that hill.
381 00:30:38 Put some muscle in it.
382 00:30:40 Get those knees up. Get those knees up, come on!
383 00:30:54 Hustle, hustle, hustle!
384 00:30:56 This is definitely not for me.
385 00:31:03 Keep going!
386 00:31:17 Come on, Hooks, get over the wall. Move it, move it, move it.
387 00:31:23 Come on, Hooks, get up.
388 00:31:26 Skip it. Go around. You'll never make it. Why don't you quit now?
389 00:31:31 Quit, quit, quit. You'll never make it.
390 00:31:34 Sir, I'm terribly sorry, but I seem to have ripped my pants.
391 00:31:44 Don't try me, punk.
392 00:31:47 Now, wise guy...
393 00:31:49 you run, don't trot...
394 00:31:52 to the supply room, and you get a new pair.
395 00:31:57 Yes, sir. I'll be back later in the day.
396 00:31:59 Be back in five minutes!
397 00:32:03 Yes, sir. Shit, I'm deaf.
398 00:32:17 Hey, you got any brown shoe-polish?
399 00:32:19 I've got cordovan. Who's it for?
400 00:32:21 Lieutenant Harris.
401 00:32:41 Sir! Look, sir, new pants.
402 00:32:43 What are you doing--? Give me that.
403 00:32:45 All right, you scumbags, you have 30 minutes to shower and get to class.
404 00:32:50 Let's go. Move it. Move it. Move it.
405 00:32:52 Pick it up. Pick it up.
406 00:32:55 Pick it up, assholes.
407 00:33:05 So far, nobody's quit.
408 00:33:08 But they will.
409 00:33:33 Well, well, well.
410 00:33:37 I told you not to try me, boy.
411 00:33:41 Stand up.
412 00:33:44 Now, I want you two squad leaders...
413 00:33:47 to take Mr. Mahoney here and run him until he throws up.
414 00:33:51 -Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
415 00:33:52 And then, just after he throws up...
416 00:33:55 run him some more.
417 00:33:57 -Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
418 00:34:01 You are going to learn, Mahoney...
419 00:34:04 that nobody...
420 00:34:07 nobody...
421 00:34:10 screws...
422 00:34:13 with me.
423 00:34:15 -Pick it up, pick it up! Come on! -Hey, this is great.
424 00:34:18 -Two assholes, no waiting. -Move it!
425 00:34:20 Chad, would you please just let me yell at him without interrupting?
426 00:34:23 -Sure. -Come on, Mahoney! Move it, move it!
427 00:35:16 Bang!
428 00:35:28 Son, where did you get this gun?
429 00:35:32 -My mom gave it to me. -Ah.
430 00:35:35 Can I borrow it for a little while?
431 00:35:38 Sure.
432 00:35:41 Left, left right left. Left, left, left right left.
433 00:35:47 You will learn to defend yourselves without stick or firearm.
434 00:35:55 I need a volunteer.
435 00:35:56 -Barbara, get out here. -I just ate.
436 00:35:59 Right where I'm standing. Right here. Right now.
437 00:36:06 All right, come at me with an imaginary knife.
438 00:36:09 Do I have to?
439 00:36:11 Yes, you do. I'm not joking.
440 00:36:14 Come on. Come on.
441 00:36:17 -Now! -Aah!
442 00:36:20 Ouch! Ouch!
443 00:36:26 Okay. That's how it's done. Who's next?
444 00:36:30 -Pick me! -I'd love it. I'd love to go.
445 00:36:32 I'd love to go. We'll both go.
446 00:36:35 You have 2O minutes to complete the test.
447 00:36:37 Try to answer as many questions as possible.
448 00:36:41 All right, start.
449 00:36:54 All right, here we go. The count's at two. Here's the pitch.
450 00:36:58 Swung on and missed!
451 00:37:02 Struck out.
452 00:37:17 Well, it was Saturday night And I was feeling all right
453 00:37:21 Looking for my buttercup
454 00:37:24 They were dancing next door On the thirteenth floor
455 00:38:06 You know, Mahoney...
456 00:38:07 I'd like to spend the next month breaking you into little pieces.
457 00:38:13 But I won't...
458 00:38:15 because you're bad.
459 00:38:17 You're bad for morale, Mahoney.
460 00:38:20 You look like the sweet little boy from next door.
461 00:38:23 Ha. But you don't fool me. Oh, no.
462 00:38:26 No, you're the devil, and you're rotten to the core.
463 00:38:29 And you're ruining my chances...
464 00:38:31 of training some men who might make pretty good cops.
465 00:38:34 I agree. I've been saying that.
466 00:38:36 -You make me sick. -Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.
467 00:38:39 We're going to pick up this telephone and call your buddy Capt. Reed.
468 00:38:43 And you. You are going to help me talk him out of this terrible mistake.
469 00:38:48 Terrific. I'll do my part.
470 00:38:50 You're damn right you will.
471 00:38:54 Ha.
472 00:38:59 This is the Academy. I'd like to speak to a Capt. Reed.
473 00:39:04 Reed!
474 00:39:10 Captain Reed? Uh, yes, sir. How are you, sir?
475 00:39:14 This is Lt. Harris, Lt. Thaddeus Harris out at the Police Academy.
476 00:39:18 I'm so sorry to disturb you, sir...
477 00:39:21 but your friend Cadet Mahoney would like to speak with you.
478 00:39:25 Just one moment, please. Mahoney.
479 00:39:28 -Mahoney! -Oh, yeah.
480 00:39:31 Hi, Captain Reed? Can I get out of here?
481 00:39:34 No? Okay.
482 00:39:36 I tried.
483 00:39:40 Captain Reed, um, thank you so much.
484 00:39:43 Yes. Goodbye. Yes.
485 00:39:47 I don't know what you're trying to do.
486 00:39:50 I don't know why you're here.
487 00:39:52 But you'll never be a cop as long as I live.
488 00:39:55 -Don't want to be. -Get your butt off my desk.
489 00:39:57 And get out of here!
490 00:40:01 Mahoney!
491 00:40:03 I've already told you once.
492 00:40:05 Nobody screws with me.
493 00:40:09 Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that'll change.
494 00:40:12 Get out of here now!
495 00:40:18 Come on, Mahoney. Harris said you had to do a hundred.
496 00:40:25 Hey, Mahoney.
497 00:40:26 Here's a pair of my old sweat socks. I wore them all day.
498 00:40:30 That should help you to get up.
499 00:40:41 You did it.
500 00:40:43 You son of a bitch.
501 00:41:07 This is a hell of a way to spend my evenings.
502 00:41:12 I can't feel my arms anymore.
503 00:41:19 Hey, Barbara, come here.
504 00:41:21 -Me? -Yeah, come here.
505 00:41:22 -What? -Come on, right here.
506 00:41:27 -I want you to give me your best shot. -What?
507 00:41:29 I want you to hit me. Best shot.
508 00:41:31 -Hit you? -Yeah, come on.
509 00:41:32 -Ha, ha. No, really, I -Hit me.
510 00:41:35 -Really, when I -Do it now. Come on.
511 00:41:37 -I can't. Because when I -Do it. Give me your--
512 00:41:41 How was that? Was that okay?
513 00:41:44 Yeah.
514 00:41:46 Yeah, that's good.
515 00:41:53 This weekend is your first leave from the Academy.
516 00:41:58 When you go, wherever it is you filthbags go...
517 00:42:03 do take note of how nice things are on the outside.
518 00:42:07 Do give serious consideration to not coming back.
519 00:42:12 Four of you have already quit.
520 00:42:14 And that's just the beginning.
521 00:42:18 Ten-hut!
522 00:42:21 Dismissed.
523 00:42:22 Heard him, dismissed! Let's go.
524 00:42:25 They'll get together for a party. They always do.
525 00:42:29 You go with them.
526 00:42:32 Whenever they get out of line, give me a ring.
527 00:42:42 Hi, Leslie.
528 00:42:46 Studying hard?
529 00:42:48 Yup.
530 00:42:49 Where's the party going to be this weekend?
531 00:42:52 Party?
532 00:42:53 Party? I don't know anything about a party.
533 00:42:55 I'm going home for the weekend and visit my mom and dad.
534 00:42:58 Now, if you don't mind, I do have to study.
535 00:43:02 You know, Chad? I don't think we've got his full attention.
536 00:43:06 So why don't you take his books and throw them out the window?
537 00:43:09 My pleasure, Kyle.
538 00:43:22 Find out where the party is.
539 00:43:25 -How? -Ask Mahoney.
540 00:43:28 -Mahoney. -Mahoney.
541 00:43:30 1011 1012 1013Thousand eleven, 1012, 1013...
542 00:43:35 Mahoney.
543 00:43:38 Could I speak to you outside for just a second?
544 00:43:40 Yeah.
545 00:43:45 -What's up? -Um...
546 00:43:47 Uh, Mahoney. Uh...
547 00:43:50 ls there a party this weekend?
548 00:43:52 Yeah, of course there is. Do you want to come?
549 00:43:55 No. No, I can't. Uh...
550 00:43:58 I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.
551 00:44:01 Then why are you asking?
552 00:44:03 Some people want to know.
553 00:44:06 Okay, yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the, uh, Blue Oyster bar.
554 00:44:09 It's on Howell.
555 00:44:32 Hey, big boy Why don't you come up
556 00:44:34 And see me sometime?
557 00:44:39 Hey, big boy
558 00:44:59 So, what about you, Hightower? What are you doing at the Academy?
559 00:45:02 I got bored with my chosen profession.
560 00:45:05 -What was that? -I was a florist.
561 00:45:08 A florist?
562 00:45:09 You know, flowers and shit.
563 00:45:12 Oh, yeah.
564 00:46:06 -Hi. -Hi.
565 00:46:11 -I didn't think you'd show up. -I wouldn't miss it for the world.
566 00:46:27 -Do you want to go for a walk? -Hmm?
567 00:46:30 -Walk. -Oh, yeah.
568 00:46:32 Are you kidding? Of course.
569 00:46:54 -Can you tell me something? -Yeah?
570 00:46:56 Why do you want to be a cop?
571 00:47:02 I like to dress like a man.
572 00:47:07 Me too.
573 00:47:12 * Tonight you're mine completely *
574 00:47:19 * You give your love so sweetly *
575 00:47:25 * Tonight the light of love is in your eyes *
576 00:47:33 * But will you love me tomorrow? *
577 00:47:40 * Is this a lasting treasure *
578 00:47:47 * Or just a moment's pleasure? *
579 00:48:04 Okay, let's go. Move it. Move it. Let's go.
580 00:48:15 Two lines, right here.
581 00:48:16 The first one on the step, the second one off.
582 00:48:22 I said two lines, dummy! Now step it up, step it up, let's go.
583 00:48:25 Hey.
584 00:48:28 Why didn't you call me this weekend?
585 00:48:33 Well, uh, nothing really happened, sir.
586 00:48:36 There was a party, wasn't there?
587 00:48:40 Yes, sir.
588 00:48:42 Well, what went on?
589 00:48:46 Dancing, sir.
590 00:48:48 Mostly dancing.
591 00:48:55 Dancing?
592 00:49:01 Hightower, you're first. Let's go.
593 00:49:14 Come with me.
594 00:49:40 Uh...
595 00:49:43 Ready now, sir.
596 00:49:49 Uh, thank you.
597 00:49:52 I got him.
598 00:50:01 Tackleberry. You're next.
599 00:50:18 Come with me.
600 00:50:26 -Hey! -Tackleberry!
601 00:51:01 Holy shit.
602 00:51:06 Get back here.
603 00:51:15 -Yes, sir. -Yes, ma'am.
604 00:51:20 -Don't worry, I can explain everything. -Shut up.
605 00:51:23 -Yes, sir. -Yes, ma'am.
606 00:51:27 Yes, ma'am.
607 00:51:29 You've been sneaking in here every night for weeks.
608 00:51:33 What? No.
609 00:51:35 What do you think I ought to do about this?
610 00:51:39 Well, let's see. Uh...
611 00:51:47 My God.
612 00:51:52 Sir.
613 00:51:55 Ma'am.
614 00:52:07 A police officer must generate respect and confidence.
615 00:52:11 His or her voice, Hooks...
616 00:52:14 has a great deal to do with that. Hooks, get up. Stand right over here.
617 00:52:18 Today, Hooks.
618 00:52:22 Now, here is the house.
619 00:52:26 Here is the window.
620 00:52:28 And I am a burglar.
621 00:52:32 I am coming out of the window...
622 00:52:35 with a stolen stereo in my hand.
623 00:52:38 I'm coming out of the window, over the hedge...
624 00:52:42 and you are the arresting officer.
625 00:52:44 What do you say, Hooks?
626 00:52:46 Don't move! This is a stickup.
627 00:52:51 Stickup?
628 00:52:53 I mean, police--Police officer. Stop.
629 00:52:57 Sit down, Hooks.
630 00:53:00 Sit, sit, sit.
631 00:53:04 Tackleberry, you try it. Same situation.
632 00:53:07 All right. Here is the house. Here is the window.
633 00:53:11 I'm the burglar. I'm coming out of the house, over the hedge...
634 00:53:15 I've got the stolen stereo in my hands.
635 00:53:17 Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole!
636 00:53:26 Tackleberry, we really need to talk.
637 00:53:31 Mahoney, let me ask you a question.
638 00:53:33 Hmm?
639 00:53:35 Have you ever had a woman just...
640 00:53:38 throw you down and screw your goddamn brains out?
641 00:53:41 Uh, no.
642 00:53:43 It happened to me last night.
643 00:53:45 Really? How was it?
644 00:53:49 I think, uh...
645 00:53:53 I'm in love.
646 00:53:56 Wow.
647 00:53:58 -How many girls were there? -Just one.
648 00:54:00 Just one?
649 00:54:03 You made love to just one girl?
650 00:54:06 That's disgusting.
651 00:54:07 Yeah, I know.
652 00:54:11 -Hey, George, can I ask you something? -Sure.
653 00:54:16 Every now and then, uh...
654 00:54:18 you seem to lose your Spanish accent.
655 00:54:21 What's up?
656 00:54:23 Yeah. Every now and then.
657 00:54:28 Can you keep a secret?
658 00:54:30 Oh, yeah.
659 00:54:32 I'm not really George Martin.
660 00:54:34 I'm just plain old George Martin, fourth-generation American. Ha, ha.
661 00:54:40 -Really? -I just use the accent to get the girls.
662 00:54:44 -Does it work? -Eh.
663 00:54:51 -Barbara! -Uh, he's in the gym.
664 00:54:54 You're gonna pay for sending us to the wrong party.
665 00:54:57 -I'll tell him. -Not just pushups, either, Leslie.
666 00:55:00 We're gonna get your fat ass thrown out of here. That's a promise!
667 00:55:04 -How? -How?
668 00:55:05 You'll find out.
669 00:55:07 Mahoney isn't the only one here who can play tricks.
670 00:55:09 Hey, hey. Take it easy. These ain't track shoes.
671 00:55:12 Yeah, I know. Just hurry up.
672 00:55:13 I'm as anxious as you. I'm not comfortable in these surroundings.
673 00:55:17 -Yeah, well, come on up. -Up here?
674 00:55:19 -Yeah, yeah. -Hey, listen, when do I get my money?
675 00:55:22 When the job's over, for crying out loud.
676 00:55:33 That's good, Hightower. Why don't you just sit down over there?
677 00:55:41 All right, you scumballs, 30 minutes to room inspection.
678 00:55:45 Move it. Move it. Move it.
679 00:55:49 -Hi, honey. -Hi. Uh...
680 00:55:57 -Got a light? -Uh...
681 00:56:00 I don't smoke. Ha, ha. I have a friend who smokes. I'll go get him.
682 00:56:08 Mahoney, major problem.
683 00:56:15 Well, my goodness.
684 00:56:23 Would you please just calm down and take it easy?
685 00:56:30 I just like to do it in strange places, that's all. Okay?
686 00:56:34 Why the hell didn't you say so?
687 00:56:37 You'll find this academy one of the most comprehensive in the country.
688 00:56:41 I could point out many, many, many features to you. Um...
689 00:56:47 -Squeeze in here. Yeah. -In here?
690 00:56:49 -You want to do it in a podium? -All my life.
691 00:56:51 -Right. Where you going? -I'll be back.
692 00:56:53 I'm not the customer. The real customer will be here any second now, okay?
693 00:56:57 Oh, okay.
694 00:56:59 Gentlemen, please follow me.
695 00:57:02 We have a very, very fine...
696 00:57:04 slide presentation for you.
697 00:57:08 Please take your seats.
698 00:57:10 I think you'll find there's plenty of room for everybody.
699 00:57:14 Thank you.
700 00:57:20 First of all, I'd like to say how sorry I am...
701 00:57:23 that everybody could not make it today.
702 00:57:26 For those here, I think you'll find the presentation interesting...
703 00:57:30 as well as very, very stimulating.
704 00:57:42 Could we have the lights turned down?
705 00:57:46 Now, this first slide...
706 00:57:49 shows a very...
707 00:57:52 very interesting thing:
708 00:57:55 Our main building.
709 00:57:58 In slide two...
710 00:58:04 We see...
711 00:58:07 another view...
712 00:58:09 of it.
713 00:58:12 Oh, my God. You wouldn't believe it.
714 00:58:23 Let us look at this slide for a moment, without comment.
715 00:58:27 I think it speaks for itself.
716 00:58:45 Could we have the lights, please?
717 00:58:51 Well.
718 00:58:53 I hope this was as much fun for you as it was for me.
719 00:58:59 Let's have lunch, shall we?
720 00:59:02 And maybe, smoke a cigarette.
721 00:59:29 Good speech.
722 01:00:01 What do you intend to do about Mahoney?
723 01:00:03 -What's he done? -What's he done?
724 01:00:05 I'll tell you what he's done. He...
725 01:00:13 Yes, sir?
726 01:00:15 He did a very, very bad thing.
727 01:00:18 To whom, sir?
728 01:00:20 To whom?
729 01:00:26 Yes, sir.
730 01:00:28 Well, I don't know.
731 01:00:32 Are you all right, sir?
732 01:00:34 No, not really. May I go?
733 01:00:38 -Of course, sir. -Thank you.
734 01:00:41 You're welcome.
735 01:00:46 Left, right, left. Left. Left.
736 01:00:59 Left, right, left. Left.
737 01:01:15 Left, right, left. Left. Left. Left, right, left.
738 01:01:21 From now on, part of your training will be to ride, from time to time...
739 01:01:26 in actual squad cars with actual police officers...
740 01:01:29 in actual situations.
741 01:01:31 And you'd better actually keep your mouths shut.
742 01:01:34 And your eyes and your ears open.
743 01:01:37 Say, Mahoney, why don't you ride with me?
744 01:01:43 Well, move it, cretins! Move it, move it, move it!
745 01:01:48 Lieutenant Harris, I've changed my mind. I want to be a cop.
746 01:01:52 -Never, punk. -Why not? All I have to do is behave--
747 01:01:55 Get out of this car, Mahoney. You hear me?
748 01:01:57 You get. Get, Mahoney. You get out there and you follow me.
749 01:02:02 You stay right behind me, punk.
750 01:02:11 Oh, how I love a ride in the country.
751 01:02:23 Officer. Officer.
752 01:02:25 Can you get my kitty-cat out of the tree?
753 01:02:30 No problem, ma'am.
754 01:02:32 Oh, no. No, wait.
755 01:02:42 What the hell is this?
756 01:02:51 I'll be right back. I'm sorry.
757 01:03:03 What the hell is going on down there?
758 01:03:06 Move it!
759 01:03:10 Assholes.
760 01:03:12 Hey! Hey, you, give me that bike.
761 01:03:15 Come on, move it. This is official police business. Move it out. Let's go.
762 01:03:19 -It's new. -Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt it.
763 01:03:25 Whoa!
764 01:03:40 My God.
765 01:03:43 Someone call a veterinarian.
766 01:03:51 Your new hat, sir.
767 01:04:07 You told no one?
768 01:04:09 Not a soul.
769 01:05:13 Hightower? Hightower?
770 01:05:17 I need to talk.
771 01:05:18 That's terrific, Hightower, but it's, uh...
772 01:05:21 It's 2:30 in the morning.
773 01:05:24 -The driving course is tomorrow. -So?
774 01:05:27 I haven't driven a car since I was 12.
775 01:05:29 Really? You're kidding.
776 01:05:31 If I don't pass this driving course, they're gonna kick me out. Harris said so.
777 01:05:39 All right. Let's go.
778 01:05:43 Sleeping is for fags.
779 01:05:45 First thing we gotta do is steal a car. Copeland's should do.
780 01:05:53 Okay, your turn.
781 01:05:55 Now, you've got to remember to drive defensively...
782 01:05:58 or offensively, depending on your needs. Let's go.
783 01:06:11 Comfy?
784 01:06:13 -No. -All right.
785 01:06:15 Let's just move the seat back a little.
786 01:06:17 On second thought, let's rip the front seats out and sit in the back.
787 01:06:36 I was kidding about the front seat. But this is good.
788 01:06:39 It's different. Comfort's important.
789 01:06:45 Put it into first. Right. Little more. Okay, you can go a little faster now.
790 01:06:51 Yeah. Yeah, you're doing beautifully. You feel it? You feel what's going on?
791 01:06:56 You can even turn off the windshield wipers.
792 01:07:00 Yeah, that's it.
793 01:07:03 Okay, now there's another car.
794 01:07:08 Hightower?
795 01:07:11 Hightow--? What--? You didn't hit the brakes.
796 01:07:14 You didn't tell me to.
797 01:07:17 You idiot!
798 01:07:18 You bastard! You dumb shit!
799 01:07:33 -Pull over and let me drive for a while. -No, not now.
800 01:07:36 This is fun.
801 01:07:41 -Pull over. -No, I'm getting out of here.
802 01:08:12 Holy shit!
803 01:08:37 Attaboy, Hightower.
804 01:08:52 Taught him everything he knows.
805 01:09:05 Not bad.
806 01:09:09 Miss Hooks, you're next.
807 01:09:12 Hurry up!
808 01:09:13 Thanks, Mahoney. You saved my life.
809 01:09:16 -Maybe someday you'll save mine. -Any time.
810 01:09:18 You're next. Yellow line. Yellow line.
811 01:09:21 You better not cry
812 01:09:24 You better not pout I'm telling you why
813 01:09:48 Wee!
814 01:09:50 Oh, this is fun.
815 01:09:55 Ow! Ow! Ow!
816 01:09:58 What is it? What is it?
817 01:10:00 She ran over my feet.
818 01:10:02 I'm sorry. I really am.
819 01:10:04 Sorry? You dumb, fat jigaboo!
820 01:10:12 Oh, shit.
821 01:10:18 Oh, shit.
822 01:10:20 -At ease, Hightower. At ease. -It's okay, Hightower.
823 01:10:23 -He didn't mean it. He was joking. -Take it easy, now. Hightower!
824 01:10:27 Hightower, don't do that.
825 01:10:28 If you don't stop, you are out of here. I am warning you, Hightower!
826 01:10:43 You messed up big, mister.
827 01:10:46 Now you get your stuff and get out of here, right now.
828 01:10:52 Get!
829 01:10:57 Attention, applications for motorcycle service...
830 01:10:59 should be turned in at the Administration building by Friday.
831 01:11:03 Applications for motorcycle service should be turned in...
832 01:11:06 One down, several to go.
833 01:11:16 Copeland, get out of that car.
834 01:11:28 Mahoney.
835 01:11:32 It's got to be Mahoney.
836 01:11:35 I know, I know. Come on.
837 01:11:43 Out of all the people I thought would make it, Hightower was the one.
838 01:11:47 I mean, if all the cops looked like him, there'd be no crime at all.
839 01:11:52 I'm getting sick of this place.
840 01:11:54 How're you doing, "Ma-homo"?
841 01:11:57 Don't fool with me. Not in the mood.
842 01:11:59 You wrecked my car.
843 01:12:01 No, Hightower did. Why don't you go see him? That'd be a matchup.
844 01:12:04 Because we want you.
845 01:12:07 Okay, how about, uh, 12:00 midnight? Nine o'clock on the coast.
846 01:12:11 No, no. I'm talking right now, Mahoney. Let's go. You throw the first punch.
847 01:12:16 Cadet could get thrown out...
848 01:12:17 -for hitting another cadet. -Oh, really?
849 01:12:20 I thought you wanted to get thrown out.
850 01:12:23 Here's your chance.
851 01:12:27 No.
852 01:12:30 Now, Mahoney, I'm going to rub this right in your face.
853 01:12:34 On your mark...
854 01:12:36 get set--
855 01:12:50 -Wait, you guys! Wait! -What the hell--?
856 01:12:53 Who threw the first punch?
857 01:12:56 -That's all I want to know. -Barbara did.
858 01:12:58 -Barbara? -That's right, sir.
859 01:13:02 Then he's out of here. Him and his queer dog.
860 01:13:05 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Barbara didn't throw the first punch.
861 01:13:09 -He did so. -I threw the punch.
862 01:13:10 Mahoney, you're out of your mind. Lieutenant--
863 01:13:13 -Blankes, who'd you rather have out? -Is that true, Blankes?
864 01:13:19 Did Mahoney start it?
865 01:13:24 Yes, sir. Mahoney started it.
866 01:13:28 Then, Mahoney, my little piss-ant...
867 01:13:32 you are out of the Academy...
868 01:13:36 forever.
869 01:13:39 Get your stuff.
870 01:13:42 And get out.
871 01:13:44 Too bad, so sad, bye-bye.
872 01:14:01 Does the radio bother you?
873 01:14:07 I could turn it down.
874 01:14:16 Here, I brought you an apple.
875 01:14:20 Thanks.
876 01:14:27 Hey, man, what--?
877 01:14:30 Whoa!
878 01:14:49 My God. Here, take this.
879 01:14:52 Hey, free TV's.
880 01:15:00 Hey, everybody! There's a riot going on.
881 01:15:08 My livelihood! You're ruining me!
882 01:15:12 What do you got there? What are you doing with that TV?
883 01:15:21 -Hi. Want a ride? -No, thanks.
884 01:15:39 Hey, did you two hear the news...
885 01:15:41 -on the radio? -No.
886 01:15:42 -A riot's broken out downtown. -How come?
887 01:15:45 Who knows how these things get started?
888 01:15:47 Attention! All cadets report immediately...
889 01:15:50 to the parking lot in full riot gear.
890 01:15:51 Repeat, all cadets report immediately to the parking lot in full riot gear.
891 01:15:56 This is not a drill.
892 01:15:57 -Jones! Was that you? -No, man.
893 01:16:01 Let's go, let's go, let's go!
894 01:16:04 Get out there fast! Move it, move it, move it!
895 01:16:09 Let's go, let's go.
896 01:16:24 This is it. This is the big one.
897 01:16:29 It's time this cop...
898 01:16:31 met the public.
899 01:16:39 All right, listen up. Here's the situation. There is a state...
900 01:16:43 of general disorder in the Oakfield section of town.
901 01:16:46 Real police are handling the problem.
902 01:16:48 We are being sent to a peripheral safe area.
903 01:16:52 Our job will be merely to divert traffic away from the trouble zone...
904 01:16:56 and to protect public property.
905 01:16:58 You will have live ammunition...
906 01:17:00 but there will be no call to use it.
907 01:17:02 Tackleberry, do you understand, numb nuts?
908 01:17:06 Yes, sir.
909 01:17:15 Come on!
910 01:17:22 We are now entering the expressway at Belmont.
911 01:17:25 Very good. Your bus is to deploy on Sixteenth Street...
912 01:17:28 between 4th and 8th Avenues.
913 01:17:30 Sixteenth Street? Are you sure, sir?
914 01:17:33 Of course I'm sure. I never forget a number.
915 01:17:36 Yes, sir.
916 01:17:38 There's nobody around.
917 01:17:41 I guess they're hiding.
918 01:17:56 All right, let's go, dirtbags, unload it. Let's move it.
919 01:17:59 I want two lines right here. Come on, dummies.
920 01:18:02 Let's go, let's go.
921 01:18:09 You, one block over, one block up.
922 01:18:11 You, one block down.
923 01:18:15 You, one block up. You, one block over.
924 01:18:18 You, one block over. Let's go. Let's go.
925 01:18:23 If you have to make an arrest...
926 01:18:25 do it as quietly as possible.
927 01:18:30 Boy, it sure is quiet around here, huh?
928 01:18:48 Hey, Fackler. How's it going?
929 01:18:51 Oh, just fine, thanks.
930 01:18:56 -What the hell are you doing here? -We're from the Academy.
931 01:18:59 You're supposed to be blocks away. The damn riot's right down this street.
932 01:19:03 We're pulling out.
933 01:19:07 I love sushi. I'm into back-rubs, all kinds of Japanese stuff.
934 01:19:11 My car stereo, it's a Sony.
935 01:19:14 I got a good friend, his father was killed at Pearl Harbor.
936 01:19:17 Hey, maybe your family had something to do with it?
937 01:19:21 You know sake? The wine?
938 01:19:23 I know a place where they heat it up before they serve it.
939 01:19:28 Holy shit.
940 01:19:30 I got to go now.
941 01:19:41 Run!
942 01:20:11 Hello, men. I thought I'd come by for a personal inspection.
943 01:20:16 -Okay if we get in, sir? -I guess so.
944 01:20:18 Sure, why not? Well, men, how's it going?
945 01:20:21 I want you to give me a fix on the entire situation.
946 01:20:24 Not that good, sir.
947 01:20:27 Oh, so this is very, very, very bad.
948 01:20:31 The main thing is not to panic.
949 01:20:39 Attention! Attention, everybody.
950 01:20:42 Attention. This is Commandant Eric Lassard of the Police Academy.
951 01:20:47 If you do not disperse immediately, my men will have to arrest you.
952 01:20:50 You have five seconds to move away. Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
953 01:20:59 Give me the thing.
954 01:21:37 You should park cars for a living, sir.
955 01:21:46 Anybody want any of this?
956 01:21:48 You want this? You'd die for this.
957 01:21:50 -You're not so tough now. -Come and take it.
958 01:21:52 -How about you? You want this? -What's the matter?
959 01:21:55 -I'm talking to you, twerp. -Just too dumb to talk, huh?
960 01:22:27 Damn it. Look, in here.
961 01:22:32 Try this one.
962 01:22:41 Help. Help. This is Cadet Leslie Barbara. Help.
963 01:22:46 Barbara, this is Lt. Harris.
964 01:22:49 Just calm down.
965 01:22:51 I'm being chased by 30 rioters.
966 01:22:55 Barbara, just tell me where you are.
967 01:22:57 I'm passing you now, sir.
968 01:23:04 Holy shit.
969 01:23:12 Hi.
970 01:23:18 Get the cops!
971 01:23:38 Uh...
972 01:23:42 Okay. Hold it right there, guys.
973 01:23:45 Why, if it isn't Leslie Barbara...
974 01:23:47 -the police officer. -Yeah.
975 01:23:50 Come on, Les, you're not going to shoot us.
976 01:23:53 You wouldn't shoot old friends, would you?
977 01:24:01 No.
978 01:24:04 Les.
979 01:24:06 Get lost. We're busy.
980 01:24:26 Now, get the furniture back up there and get out of the area.
981 01:24:32 But it's our furniture.
982 01:24:35 Oh.
983 01:24:38 Sorry.
984 01:24:51 Callahan calling Harris. Come in, please.
985 01:24:54 Harris, come in.
986 01:24:59 Where the hell is Harris?
987 01:25:00 -I don't know. -What?
988 01:25:03 -She doesn't know. -I heard her.
989 01:25:08 Run!
990 01:25:19 Why don't you shoot back?
991 01:25:25 -Are those gunshots? -Fucking A.
992 01:25:30 Shoot back. Come on.
993 01:25:34 Look up there. See? See?
994 01:25:37 That looks like Harris up there.
995 01:25:40 Should we shoot back?
996 01:25:43 Hmm.
997 01:25:46 Hmm.
998 01:25:48 I don't think so.
999 01:25:54 Come on!
1000 01:25:58 Stay there.
1001 01:26:01 Mahoney!
1002 01:26:03 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
1003 01:26:06 I'll bet there's a back door to this place.
1004 01:26:09 Hooks. Hooks! Hooks, get the hell back here.
1005 01:26:13 That's an order.
1006 01:27:09 Freeze!
1007 01:27:11 Oh, shit.
1008 01:27:40 Don't move, you bastard.
1009 01:27:42 Run, Thompson! Run!
1010 01:27:47 Put the gun down.
1011 01:27:50 Let's say you put your gun down.
1012 01:27:55 Lieutenant Harris, any last-minute tips or suggestions?
1013 01:28:02 Nothing really comes to mind.
1014 01:28:06 What's it gonna be?
1015 01:28:12 Throw your gun over the ledge.
1016 01:28:16 I got two piglet-wigglets.
1017 01:28:20 Hey!
1018 01:28:22 What do you want?
1019 01:28:25 I want to watch you off these pigs.
1020 01:28:33 Sure. Ha, ha. Sure.
1021 01:28:43 -Which one do we do first? -Hmm.
1022 01:28:54 I believe I'd shoot this one.
1023 01:28:56 Yeah, the old one.
1024 01:29:06 -Looks like cadet revolvers to me. -I know those guys.
1025 01:29:15 Don't move, dirtbag!
1026 01:29:44 Hey. Aw. Hey, hey.
1027 01:29:47 -Hey, hey, hey. -What's wrong with this man?
1028 01:29:49 There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
1029 01:30:03 -Lieutenant Harris? Captain Reed. -Nice to meet you, sir.
1030 01:30:07 Thank you. I also want to thank you for looking out for Mahoney.
1031 01:30:10 It was an honor and a pleasure, sir.
1032 01:30:13 Thank you, sir. Ha, ha.
1033 01:30:21 -Could you just--? -This woman bothering you?
1034 01:30:24 What? Uh, no. This is my mother.
1035 01:30:28 Ten-four. Carry on.
1036 01:30:30 -Oh, my precious -Mom, would--?
1037 01:30:33 -Then at 8:00 you'll meet my mother. -Right.
1038 01:30:35 -You'd better have some flowers. -Flowers, check.
1039 01:30:41 You men, stop that.
1040 01:30:47 Oh, well, ha, ha.
1041 01:30:49 That's more like it, Mahoney.
1042 01:30:52 Good man. Keep up the good work.
1043 01:30:55 Thank you, sir.
1044 01:30:57 Ladies and gentlemen, the commandant of the Academy, Eric Lassard.
1045 01:31:08 So many unusual events have happened to this graduating class...
1046 01:31:11 and to me, also.
1047 01:31:13 I could tell you many, many stories, but instead...
1048 01:31:17 I have a presentation to make.
1049 01:31:19 No Academy cadet has ever received the highest award...
1050 01:31:23 this police department has to make.
1051 01:31:25 Today, there are two:
1052 01:31:27 Officers Moses Hightower...
1053 01:31:32 and Carey Mahoney.
1054 01:31:34 Gentlemen, please step forward.
1055 01:32:12 You are both expected to make a few short remarks.
1056 01:32:17 Officer Hightower.
1057 01:32:25 Thanks.
1058 01:32:29 That was very, very, very good.
1059 01:32:33 Officer Mahoney.
1060 01:32:40 Thank you, Commandant Lassard, Chief Hurnst...
1061 01:32:44 Madam Mayor, Mr. President...
1062 01:32:46 His Holiness the Pope, the King of Norway...
1063 01:32:50 and our other honored guests.