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1 00:03:41 This is an emergency.
2 00:03:43 This isan emergency.
3 00:04:06 Homicides inChicago, Illinois,
4 00:04:09 have surpassedthe death toll
5 00:04:12 of Americanspecial forces in Iraq.
6 00:04:15 Over 400 school-aged kidshave been shot this year.
7 00:04:21 On the weekendof July 4th, 2015,
8 00:04:25 American independence day,
9 00:04:28 55 people were shotand wounded
10 00:04:31 and 10 were murdered,
11 00:04:33 includinga seven-year-old boy.
12 00:04:36 Where was their freedom?
13 00:04:39 Where was their rightto life, Liberty,
14 00:04:42 and the pursuitof happiness?
15 00:04:45 These overwhelmingnumbers of homicides
16 00:04:48 are committed byyoung black males
17 00:04:52 againstyoung black males.
18 00:04:55 Heaven help us all.
19 00:05:39 All right, peace out.
20 00:05:42 - Cairo!- What's up, what's up?
21 00:05:44 What's up, man?You good? You good?
22 00:05:46 We good, we good.What up?
23 00:05:49 Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.Back the fuck up.
24 00:05:51 Back the fuck up. Come on, man.Come on, son.
25 00:05:54 Why you wantto do that?
26 00:05:55 Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
27 00:05:57 Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
28 00:05:59 Chi-raq! Chi-raq!Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
29 00:06:02 In the year 411 bc...
30 00:06:05 That's beforebaby Jesus, y'all...
31 00:06:08 The Greek aristophanespenned a play
32 00:06:11 satirizing his day.
33 00:06:13 And in the styleof his time,
34 00:06:15 'stophanes madethat shit rhyme.
35 00:06:18 Transplanted today,we retain his verse
36 00:06:21 to show our lovefor the universe.
37 00:06:24 But warning!You gonna see some pain!
38 00:06:27 But that's only natural,'cause it involves the gangs.
39 00:06:31 So beforeI unfreeze these gs,
40 00:06:33 like the statsyou heard before...
41 00:06:35 People, people, people,
42 00:06:38 we can't taketoo much more!
43 00:06:40 Chi-raq! Chi-raq!Chi-raq!
44 00:06:43 Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
45 00:06:52 Everybody make some noise!
46 00:06:59 Hey, all y'all.
47 00:07:00 Yeah!
48 00:07:03 Yeah!
49 00:07:12 - Yo, what's up?- What up, my boy?
50 00:07:14 - T-money!- Yeah!
51 00:07:16 I love you, baby.
52 00:07:21 On my soul,this is my city.
53 00:07:25 Rest in peace,cyclops.
54 00:07:28 - I'm sprung.- Yup.
55 00:09:16 I told you!I told you!
56 00:09:38 Oh, shit, whatthe fuck you doing?
57 00:09:40 Man, get the fuckout of my way!
58 00:09:42 Don't shoot!That's my man!
59 00:09:43 - Back the fuck up!- Oh, shit!
60 00:09:46 Back the fuck up!Back the fuck up!
61 00:10:13 Tonight was mad hectic, yo.
62 00:10:15 Shit, I respect it.
63 00:10:16 My little nigga t-moneytook that hit.
64 00:10:18 Better be glad it was justa flesh wound and shit,
65 00:10:20 'cause when my gungo boom,
66 00:10:22 I make sure a trojan end upin the next room and shit.
67 00:10:24 Spartans ain't never lacking.We attacking in this bitch.
68 00:10:27 I swear to god, I emptiedout a whole extendo clip.
69 00:10:30 Ho-ass trojans wanna trip oversome text message bullshit?
70 00:10:33 Three dudes all shot upbehind some text messages?
71 00:10:36 - No question.- You know I was scared for you and me both.
72 00:10:39 Girl, you knowyour nigga is invincible.
73 00:10:42 They want to kill me, them motherfuckersbetter bring a iram missile.
74 00:10:45 Fuck them niggasfrom Troy town.
75 00:10:47 I've been waiting all nightto take your fine ass down.
76 00:10:50 You ready for daddyto smash that cake?
77 00:10:53 Shit, I've got that long d.
78 00:10:54 I know your ass can't wait.
79 00:10:57 Freaky-deakyall up in that butt.
80 00:11:01 Come on, girl,let's bust this nut, mm!
81 00:11:05 It don't get no gooder.
82 00:11:06 Girl, you finerthan granulated sugar.
83 00:11:09 Guess I betterpress my luck.
84 00:11:10 You just like my credit,bad as fuck.
85 00:11:13 We could've got killed.
86 00:11:15 I gotta lookat that tonight?
87 00:11:17 Out of sight.
88 00:11:19 I got another pistol that'sgonna make everything a'ight.
89 00:11:22 Just make sureit's loaded.
90 00:11:24 You know what I like.
91 00:11:41 You outside, no fun.
92 00:11:44 And he insidegetting some.
93 00:11:45 You feel?Spit your lick.
94 00:11:48 Come on, man.Spartans, yo.
95 00:11:50 - No.
96 00:11:58 No music?No nothing?
97 00:12:00 Nothing but the beatof the headboard bumping
98 00:12:03 when my third leggo thumping.
99 00:12:04 Slow down.
100 00:12:06 You gotta bring methe romance.
101 00:12:08 Then maybe, like biggie,
102 00:12:09 I give your assone more chance.
103 00:12:12 Okay, okay.
104 00:12:13 Well, like 'pac say,
105 00:12:15 I can't waitto get you home,
106 00:12:18 - get you all alone.- Mm-hmm.
107 00:12:21 Get you home in my bedroom.
108 00:12:22 Maybe we could boneand get it on.
109 00:12:25 Got a lot of thug in me.
110 00:12:26 I wanna put it in you.
111 00:12:28 Hey, goofy,why do I stay with you?
112 00:12:31 Because you know Chi-Raqwill make you stammer
113 00:12:34 when I crack your backwith this spartan hammer.
114 00:12:38 Chi, bang it.
115 00:13:01 Oh, chi.
116 00:13:03 Oh, chi!
117 00:13:07 You smell something?
118 00:13:08 Yeah. S-e-x.
119 00:13:12 What's that?What's that?
120 00:13:15 What the fuck?
121 00:13:17 Oh, shit!
122 00:13:19 Fuck.
123 00:13:20 Come on, motherfucker!
124 00:13:23 Get out of here!
125 00:13:25 Man:Burn, baby.
126 00:13:26 Please, baby.
127 00:13:27 Disco inferno.
128 00:13:30 Go, go, go!
129 00:13:31 Go, go!Trojans! Go!
130 00:13:39 - You dead, nigga!- You missed me!
131 00:13:41 On my mama, you dead,old-ass motherfucker!
132 00:13:44 Call the fire department!
133 00:13:46 Somebody callthe fire department!
134 00:13:55 What are you looking at?
135 00:13:57 Nothing.
136 00:13:59 Absolutely nothing!
137 00:14:30 - Morning, tootie!- Hey, hey!
138 00:14:38 Hey, lysistrata!What it do?
139 00:14:40 What's up, spinna?
140 00:14:47 Man:Wake up!
141 00:14:50 Hey, dolmedes!
142 00:14:51 Welcome to Chi-Raq,
143 00:14:53 the land of pain,misery, and strife.
144 00:14:57 Folks, our windy citybeen filleted
145 00:14:59 with a king-sizebutcher knife.
146 00:15:02 Like a monsterfrom outer space,
147 00:15:04 the great stateof drillanois
148 00:15:06 has been hit by a murderous,big-ass killeroid.
149 00:15:10 And that's real shit,
150 00:15:12 where the big moneymakeris the black suit undertaker.
151 00:15:14 But don't pity our pain.
152 00:15:16 Might ain't always right,ain't you heard?
153 00:15:19 And this comingfrom a natural man.
154 00:15:21 Baby, you've comeface-to-face
155 00:15:24 with the super badMr. dolmedes.
156 00:15:28 My black ass was onthe first box of wheaties.
157 00:15:31 I was raised upin a pail of rusted nails,
158 00:15:34 ran buck naked throughgolf ball-sized hail,
159 00:15:37 was weaned on thunderbirdfrom my mama's titty.
160 00:15:40 Kicked assfrom coast to coast
161 00:15:42 till both shoe toeswere shitty.
162 00:15:44 Chewed up electric linesand pissed out lightning bolts.
163 00:15:48 Hit Godzilla so hard,it gave mothra's daddy a jolt.
164 00:15:51 Sank the Titanicwith a frozen turd,
165 00:15:54 then won 10 grammysand didn't sing or rap
166 00:15:57 one goddamnmotherfucking word.
167 00:16:00 Now, I told you about the signifyingmonkey and rapped about shine,
168 00:16:04 but this heretale of two cities
169 00:16:06 is one of a kind.
170 00:16:08 It all started witha gorgeous nubian sister.
171 00:16:12 Baby so fine,she made George Zimmerman
172 00:16:14 and Darren Wilsonwanna kiss her.
173 00:16:16 As tough as coffyand sexy as foxy brown.
174 00:16:20 Hell, Beyoncé Knowles herselfeven had to bow down.
175 00:16:24 They call her lysistrata,
176 00:16:26 a woman like no other.
177 00:16:28 This chocolate brown sister
178 00:16:30 was finer thana motherfucker.
179 00:16:32 She could put fearin a pit bull,
180 00:16:35 made Bruce Lee flee,knocked out Frazier and Ali,
181 00:16:38 then ran money Mayweatherup a sycamore tree.
182 00:16:41 With a mindlike Einstein
183 00:16:43 - and a truly...- Yo, what's up, girl?
184 00:16:44 Luscious behind,
185 00:16:46 that gal putgap-goody hurting
186 00:16:49 on all mankind.
187 00:16:58 Drive-by. Spartansand trojans beefing.
188 00:17:02 Little girl, Patti,wrong place, wrong time.
189 00:17:04 Messed up.
190 00:17:06 Barbara,you see the shooter?
191 00:17:16 Behind the yellow tape.Know what I'm saying?
192 00:17:19 Behind the yellow tape.
193 00:17:20 Man:Oh, boy.
194 00:17:22 Somebody called meto tell me...
195 00:17:23 - Ma'am, please.- What happened?
196 00:17:25 - What's going on?- Ma'am.
197 00:17:28 My baby.That's my baby.
198 00:17:31 Ma'am, please.
199 00:17:32 Is that my...
200 00:17:35 - Is that... what happened?- Ma'am...
201 00:17:36 You have to godown to the morgue
202 00:17:38 for identification,ma'am.
203 00:17:40 But that's my baby.
204 00:17:42 Is that my...
205 00:17:44 - Patti!- You can't cross the line, ma'am.
206 00:17:45 Please.
207 00:17:50 Did y'all see something?
208 00:17:54 You ain't seen nothing?
209 00:17:56 Ain't nobody out hereseen nothing?
210 00:17:57 And I can't even getto my own child!
211 00:18:00 - I'm sorry, ma'am.- What happened? Don't touch me!
212 00:18:03 You don't even deserveto look at my child's body
213 00:18:05 laying right thereon this ground!
214 00:18:06 None of you!
215 00:18:13 You gonna getyour day, lysistrata.
216 00:18:15 You and yourdamn boyfriend.
217 00:18:17 You got what's coming.
218 00:18:18 I want you to look at her.
219 00:18:20 Look at her right there.
220 00:18:23 That's a seven...A little baby!
221 00:18:25 A baby!
222 00:18:30 A baby.
223 00:18:37 I can't take thisno more.
224 00:18:40 Your daughter's in heaven.
225 00:18:45 Because it couldbe you next time!
226 00:18:47 Will you be standingaround looking then?
227 00:19:10 This nothinghas nowhere to go.
228 00:19:14 Welcome to my home.
229 00:19:16 Come on in.Come on.
230 00:19:26 Why don't you movein with that boy of yours,
231 00:19:28 machine gun Kelly?
232 00:19:31 Wouldn't be safe.
233 00:19:34 I suppose he'll be gunningfor who set that fire.
234 00:19:38 Y'all makemy tired ass tired.
235 00:19:41 There are children herein englewood.
236 00:19:43 Does that meananything to you?
237 00:19:45 Running up the street,shooting and killing.
238 00:19:47 Do you care at all?
239 00:19:50 - Maybe I should leave.- No. Sit.
240 00:19:53 Stay.
241 00:19:54 You're gonna dealwith this today.
242 00:20:06 You don't haveany family?
243 00:20:07 No, ma'am.
244 00:20:09 I'm an orphan.
245 00:20:11 My moms put me upfor adoption at birth.
246 00:20:15 I grew up moving from onegroup home to another.
247 00:20:18 Hmm.
248 00:20:20 Lord help you, child.
249 00:20:24 Where's your flat-screen?
250 00:20:27 Malcolm X once said
251 00:20:28 the best way to hidesomething from negroes
252 00:20:31 is to put it in a book.
253 00:20:33 Well, I can dig it,miss Helen.
254 00:20:37 You sure got mad books.
255 00:20:38 Books are my life.
256 00:20:40 My life for books.
257 00:20:42 You always live here?
258 00:20:44 No. I lived in cabrini-greenback when it was clean,
259 00:20:48 before they knocked it down.
260 00:20:50 Oh, a lot of black folkgot gentrified across town.
261 00:20:54 - Who's this?- My daughter Pam.
262 00:20:57 - Let me guess. 10?- That's right.
263 00:21:01 Fifth grade class picture.
264 00:21:04 Girl, come awayfrom that window.
265 00:21:06 - Hurry.- It's Chi-Raq.
266 00:21:09 Oh, my god!
267 00:21:15 Chi-raq.
268 00:21:17 I hate that name.It's not who we are.
269 00:21:19 Chicago always beena straight up gangsta town.
270 00:21:23 We are not Chi-Raq.
271 00:21:24 So what you callall these shootings?
272 00:21:26 Crime?Doing time?
273 00:21:28 It's not just about Chicago.
274 00:21:30 What aboutbodymore, murderland?
275 00:21:32 Killa-delphia,city of brotherly murder?
276 00:21:35 Bucktown...Brooklyn, New York.
277 00:21:37 So many people getting shot,hospital's going broke.
278 00:21:40 I mean, you got to geton the e-way.
279 00:21:41 People dying en route.
280 00:21:43 They can't evenfile a lawsuit.
281 00:21:45 I mean, there still ain't no traumacenters here on the south side.
282 00:21:48 There was a time in thesummer when it got hot.
283 00:21:50 Your child could go outsideand play and not get shot.
284 00:21:53 - Oh, I don't remember that time.- It existed.
285 00:21:56 I'm sorry, miss Helen, butit's a war zone out here.
286 00:21:59 The us spends moneyon the Iraqi people,
287 00:22:02 to train them,govern them,
288 00:22:03 help them buildan economy...
289 00:22:05 Billions and billionsin dollars.
290 00:22:07 The Afghan people, too.
291 00:22:09 They don't do economic developmentlike that here on the south side.
292 00:22:12 See, Americans like war.
293 00:22:15 They like guns.
294 00:22:18 - Fun and games.- Fun and games?
295 00:22:20 Ask the parentsat Sandy hook.
296 00:22:22 When they murder white babiesand things don't change,
297 00:22:25 saving black lifeis way out of range.
298 00:22:28 I keep thinking about thatmother that lost her child.
299 00:22:31 You should.
300 00:22:34 - This boy you with.- Chi-raq?
301 00:22:37 - What?- That's what they call him.
302 00:22:39 Wait a minute, now.Hold on.
303 00:22:42 They call him Chi-Raq?
304 00:22:43 Yes, ma'am.
305 00:22:45 Lord, have mercy!
306 00:22:48 He's a rapper.
307 00:22:50 I mean, gonna bebig-time famous.
308 00:22:53 You reallynever heard of him?
309 00:22:55 I heard he was a leaderin this gang mess, girl.
310 00:22:58 Whoa, miss Helen, now, theydon't say "gang" anymore.
311 00:23:01 They say "organization."
312 00:23:02 What is his real name?
313 00:23:04 His government name?
314 00:23:06 Nah.
315 00:23:10 Demetrius.
316 00:23:13 Demetrius dupree.
317 00:23:14 Demetrius dupree.His father?
318 00:23:19 All chi's told meis that he died in prison.
319 00:23:31 He's got a good heartdeep down inside.
320 00:23:34 I love him.
321 00:23:37 I can change chi.
322 00:23:39 Darling,
323 00:23:41 people change whenthey decide to change.
324 00:23:44 You make it soundso easy.
325 00:23:46 All you can do is createan environment for change.
326 00:23:49 Like an alcoholic,you take away his booze.
327 00:23:52 You just trytaking away their guns.
328 00:23:54 All right, well,what else do they love?
329 00:23:57 Uh... getting turnt up,making money.
330 00:24:01 What else?
331 00:24:03 Um...
332 00:24:07 Yeah, well.
333 00:24:09 Mm-hmm.
334 00:24:10 Pick up your phone.
335 00:24:12 Google.
336 00:24:19 Lysistrata:"Leymah Roberta gbowee
337 00:24:21 is a liberianpeace activist
338 00:24:24 responsible for leadinga women's peace movement
339 00:24:27 that helpedbring an end
340 00:24:28 "to the secondliberian civil war in 2003."
341 00:25:00 You go and do it.
342 00:26:48 Irene, yourdaughter is another victim
343 00:26:50 to the senseless violencehere in englewood
344 00:26:51 on the south sideof Chicago.
345 00:26:53 What do you wantpeople to know?
346 00:26:55 - What can people do?- You know...
347 00:26:56 These babies don't ask to becaught up in the middle of this.
348 00:26:59 They don't.If y'all know anything,
349 00:27:01 if you've seen anything,heard anything,
350 00:27:04 please, do something.
351 00:27:07 Say something.
352 00:27:08 Where's your heart?
353 00:27:11 What's up, girlfriend?
354 00:27:14 You unhappy stayingat miss Helen's crib?
355 00:27:17 You know howold people live.
356 00:27:19 That ain't the thing,rasheeda.
357 00:27:21 - I'm on fire.- Burn, baby, burn.
358 00:27:24 We agreed to hook up,make this plan.
359 00:27:27 Where the females at, huh?
360 00:27:30 Laid up with some man.
361 00:27:35 - Oh, no.- Hell, no.
362 00:27:38 Hell, no!
363 00:27:40 - Marcy! Tee-tee!- It was today?
364 00:27:43 Damn rightit was today.
365 00:27:45 You know I was waitingon a line from Jackson.
366 00:27:47 He's in Afghanseeing action.
367 00:27:49 Waiting on his call,I went to the mall.
368 00:27:51 Little man wantedsome cap'n crunch.
369 00:27:53 He eat it for breakfast,maybe lunch.
370 00:27:55 Get in the damn car.Sorry, Eddie.
371 00:28:04 - Whose crib this be?- Indigo.
372 00:28:07 Indigo?
373 00:28:08 Isn't that cyclops'smain squeeze?
374 00:28:10 Cyclops' bae?
375 00:28:12 Yo, I got on purple.
376 00:28:14 She a woman,we all black women.
377 00:28:16 That's the matterat hand, sista.
378 00:28:18 Yeah, yeah, I can digyour sista app,
379 00:28:20 but make surethey don't bust no caps.
380 00:28:22 - Can I help you?- 'Sup, indigo?
381 00:28:25 You covergirl clean.
382 00:28:26 That figurebrick shithouse mean!
383 00:28:29 Mm-hmm, this about whoset your house on fire?
384 00:28:32 - What y'all tired strags want?- Man, what y'all want?
385 00:28:35 Hey, man, chill with that shrillbefore I whup your butt, slut!
386 00:28:37 - Yo!
387 00:28:39 I got a kid with me,y'all. Relax.
388 00:28:41 - Peace! Peace and hair grease!- Calm down.
389 00:28:43 - Check your girl!- Check her!
390 00:28:44 Check the ignorance.
391 00:28:47 - We all sistas here.- Bitch, I ain't your sista.
392 00:28:49 - This my running partner dania and my Ace boon coon hecuba.- What?
393 00:28:53 - And I know you know Kenya the rapper.- Nah.
394 00:28:55 I ain't putting out fear, sowhat y'all trying to steer?
395 00:29:00 God forbid cyclops find y'allspartan tricks up in here.
396 00:29:04 Everybody here got a man inthe orange and purple colors,
397 00:29:07 banging and slanging,fighting for the flag,
398 00:29:09 risking that long zipof the cadaver bag.
399 00:29:11 - It's how we live.- It's how we die.
400 00:29:14 You wanna loseyour man to a drive-by?
401 00:29:16 In a pine box'fore he's 25?
402 00:29:18 - I lost my cousin.- And I lost my little brother.
403 00:29:20 I lost my nephew.
404 00:29:22 My uncle got killedtwo weeks ago,
405 00:29:24 and like always,nobody saw nothing.
406 00:29:26 All to the bang-bang.
407 00:29:28 All:Bang, bang.
408 00:29:29 We've all lost people, too,many a sister and brother.
409 00:29:32 Now, I'd like to seecyclops and chi
410 00:29:34 put down that mess betweenthe trojans and the greeks,
411 00:29:36 but that day looks bleak.
412 00:29:37 What if we coulddevise a method
413 00:29:39 to end the bloodshed?
414 00:29:40 Yo, count on me.You need money?
415 00:29:42 I'll pawn all the goldaround my neck,
416 00:29:44 then get turnt uptill I'm a wreck.
417 00:29:45 Hey!
418 00:29:47 I am readyto split myself
419 00:29:48 up the middle,give you half.
420 00:29:50 I'm down for the cause, but how?
421 00:29:52 We force our mento negotiate peace
422 00:29:55 by exercisingcocksure self-control
423 00:29:58 and total abstinencefrom knocking the boots.
424 00:30:06 I never did like y'all trojanchickenheads any goddamn way...
425 00:30:08 - Oh, no!- Yeah, you heard me!
426 00:30:10 - Get up out of here.- Y'all kicking us out?
427 00:30:12 Get out of here.Shoot 'em up.
428 00:30:13 Trojans:Bang, bang.
429 00:30:15 Please, please,just sit down.
430 00:30:17 We ain't gonna be that long.Rasheeda, shut the fuck up.
431 00:30:19 Give meone more minute.
432 00:30:20 Hey, I gotmy son with me.
433 00:30:21 I gotta go.
434 00:30:23 Marcy, this has to dowith your son.
435 00:30:26 Just a minute ago,you was ready
436 00:30:27 to split yourselfup the middle.
437 00:30:30 Go ahead, so y'all spartanscan get out of here.
438 00:30:32 I just saw a motherweeping in the streets,
439 00:30:36 her baby's blood spilt.
440 00:30:43 Man, you really think somethinglike that could bring peace?
441 00:30:45 Y'all know the powerwe have over them
442 00:30:47 withholding just a day.
443 00:30:50 - A week?- You're right.
444 00:30:51 - Ooh.- Imagine a month.
445 00:30:53 A year!
446 00:30:56 Oh, they gonnabring the peace!
447 00:30:58 Suppose... supposethat the men just dump us.
448 00:31:01 If we all hold out,who can they go to?
449 00:31:04 All:The thots.
450 00:31:05 Them hos over there!
451 00:31:07 Well, we willenlist them, too.
452 00:31:09 If we wantour men alive,
453 00:31:10 we want our babiesto thrive,
454 00:31:12 we gonna have to organize.
455 00:31:16 Repeat after me.
456 00:31:19 I will deny all rights
457 00:31:23 of access or entrance...
458 00:31:26 Women:I will deny all rights
459 00:31:30 of access or entrance...
460 00:31:33 from every husband,
461 00:31:36 lover,or male acquaintance...
462 00:31:39 Women:From every husband,
463 00:31:41 lover,or male acquaintance...
464 00:31:45 who comes to mydirection in erection.
465 00:31:50 Who comes to mydirection in erection.
466 00:31:54 Uh, come on.Say it!
467 00:31:56 - Come on.- Girl, I can't...
468 00:31:59 - I can't do this. No!- Come on!
469 00:32:01 If he should force me to layon that conjugal couch...
470 00:32:06 If he should force me tolay on that conjugal couch...
471 00:32:11 I will refuse his stroke
472 00:32:14 and not give upthat nappy pouch.
473 00:32:17 Women:I will refuse his stroke
474 00:32:20 and not give upthat nappy pouch.
475 00:32:23 No peace?
476 00:32:25 All:No pussy!
477 00:32:29 Ah!
478 00:32:30 The red winehas been drunk.
479 00:32:33 The plan is now struck.
480 00:32:35 Dolmedes musttell you fellas,
481 00:32:38 y'all about to get punked.
482 00:32:40 Lysistrata had them alltake a solemn oath.
483 00:32:43 Stop the murder madness
484 00:32:45 or there would beno more pokes.
485 00:32:47 Some even thoughtthe shit was a hoax.
486 00:32:51 How could them females give up thelong dick and the downstroke?
487 00:32:55 This must besome bullshit!
488 00:32:57 Ain't no fucking way!
489 00:32:59 But y'allabout to find out
490 00:33:01 these gals don't play.
491 00:33:04 No more poonani,nookie-pie,
492 00:33:06 beehive, or honeybun.
493 00:33:07 No coochie,no nappy dugout.
494 00:33:10 That's right.You gets none.
495 00:33:12 Men:Say what?
496 00:33:15 Chi-raq:To be so damn smart,
497 00:33:16 you knowyou're tweaking, right?
498 00:33:18 You lame as hell,playing games for real
499 00:33:19 with this wack-asspanty strike,
500 00:33:20 and that's that shitwe don't like.
501 00:33:22 You wanna chooseto be rude?
502 00:33:24 Bitches gonna be tight whenyou make 'em lose they dudes.
503 00:33:25 I don't know who you thinkyou're trying to change.
504 00:33:27 I'm trojanthrough and through.
505 00:33:29 That's strongerthan any damn screw.
506 00:33:30 It's even biggerthan you.
507 00:33:31 All you care aboutis this tired gangsta game.
508 00:33:35 Well, it's lame!
509 00:33:37 You thinkyou'll die with fame?
510 00:33:38 Negro, two days later,
511 00:33:40 no one will evenremember your name.
512 00:33:42 Your machismois really masochism.
513 00:33:44 That's whyI'm cutting off your jism.
514 00:33:46 As long as you lovethe life more than a wife,
515 00:33:48 we strike.
516 00:33:51 Why you so frigid?
517 00:33:53 Why don't you let methaw you out
518 00:33:54 with this ice pick?
519 00:33:56 You know you can't resista chocolate lick.
520 00:33:58 Chill out.
521 00:33:59 Your next moveis your best move,
522 00:34:01 and it gonna be smoo...
523 00:34:03 Fine. Remember thatlittle kiddie rhyme.
524 00:34:06 369, indigo drank wine.
525 00:34:08 Made the chicks walkthat no sex line.
526 00:34:09 But the line broke,and them bitches choked.
527 00:34:12 And lysistrataand her former friends
528 00:34:14 got replacedby some tighter pokes.
529 00:34:24 Bye.
530 00:34:25 - Be...- Safe!
531 00:34:35 What's happening withthe jump-off, bacchos?
532 00:34:37 We got the cheese.Where the nachos?
533 00:34:39 Spartans trying to havethe club on lock, yo!
534 00:34:41 It's rough out here!
535 00:34:42 It's Saturday night.We getting tight?
536 00:34:43 Not tonight.
537 00:34:45 Ain't no partying,no dancing, no getting down.
538 00:34:48 - Why?- Ain't a broad to be had.
539 00:34:50 Just a bunch ofhardheads going stag.
540 00:34:53 It's the sameall over town.
541 00:34:55 Clubs is closing down.
542 00:34:57 Man, these womenshave vanished.
543 00:34:59 Even the hosis no-shows.
544 00:35:02 What the fuckis this, though?
545 00:35:05 What the hell?
546 00:35:10 I'll be goddamned.
547 00:35:12 What the...
548 00:35:18 Shee...
549 00:35:23 Eee...
550 00:35:27 Eee... it.
551 00:35:32 All right, peep this.
552 00:35:33 I got 30 girlsstripping for me,
553 00:35:35 another five on loan,and not one of them,
554 00:35:37 not one of them is answeringtheir goddamn phone.
555 00:35:41 This shit is wack.
556 00:35:42 Yeah, I mean,at this time of the night,
557 00:35:43 the champagne roomwould be full of life.
558 00:35:45 Young boysputting dollar bills
559 00:35:48 in the drawersof all my pretty thrills.
560 00:35:50 Cyclops, we havebeen struck by a plague
561 00:35:54 that will put that biblicalpestilence shit to shame.
562 00:35:57 And this famine only affectsthe lower regions
563 00:35:59 where all you young trojansdo most of your thinking.
564 00:36:02 I mean, this is the maleside of the aisle.
565 00:36:04 If you can't squeeze it,you at least wanna...
566 00:36:07 Wanna...You know, tease it.
567 00:36:14 Oh, but... but...But these hos have literally
568 00:36:17 shut downthe penis power grid.
569 00:36:19 So my question to y'all
570 00:36:21 is what youmotherfuckers done did?
571 00:36:24 Huh?
572 00:36:25 The situation'sout of control,
573 00:36:27 'cause I'm in frontof an empty stripper pole!
574 00:36:29 But you still got soul, so youknow your pole is... is gold.
575 00:36:38 Cyclops. Cyclops,keep your eye on me.
576 00:36:40 Yo, we got you, Morris.Don't worry about this, man.
577 00:36:42 I got this.Know what I'm saying?
578 00:36:45 I got it betweenmy crosshairs, nah?
579 00:36:48 What you needis another eye.
580 00:36:50 There's not evenhalf an ass to look at.
581 00:36:52 One of these days,man, you know,
582 00:36:53 you're gonna get tired ofthem one-eye jokes and shit.
583 00:36:55 Sorry, man,I'm a little uptight
584 00:36:57 because there ain't no pussyin the club tonight.
585 00:36:59 Where's yours on standby?
586 00:37:00 I can't sell standby.
587 00:37:02 I need some active duty,first-class, "va-Gina."
588 00:37:05 You needactive duty... Booty?
589 00:37:10 Active duty... Booty.
590 00:37:13 I'm glad you can findhumor in this.
591 00:37:15 Sometimes that shit just come to me.I don't even know how, man.
592 00:37:17 You know what, man?
593 00:37:18 I would like to have somebodyon that pole tonight.
594 00:37:20 Beast, pole, baby.
595 00:37:23 It's not that kindof club, young man.
596 00:37:25 Hey, man, go and geton the pole.
597 00:37:26 What kind of insubordinationis this shit?
598 00:37:28 - Oh, no, we got it, boss.- You need all you can get, mo!
599 00:37:30 - Relax, I got this.- Get yours, son.
600 00:37:32 - Yeah, do that shit.- Do that spin, do that spin.
601 00:37:35 - Whoo!- Yeah, that's right.
602 00:37:36 - Yeah!- Oh.
603 00:37:39 Hey, yo, big Thelma,where you going?
604 00:37:40 The us Virgin Islands,
605 00:37:42 a place my girlsain't never seen.
606 00:37:44 Well, whereyour girls be at?
607 00:37:45 My bitchestold me to go,
608 00:37:47 say they're honoringthe strike.
609 00:37:48 Say they don't carewho likes.
610 00:37:50 - A ho strike?- Shit, yeah.
611 00:37:51 Good thing I'm a dyke.
612 00:37:53 Can you believe this shit?
613 00:40:25 Yeah!
614 00:40:29 Glory!
615 00:40:30 We don't mournlike other people!
616 00:40:34 Praise him!Praise him!
617 00:40:37 Can I get a "glory"?
618 00:40:38 Glory!
619 00:40:40 - Can I get an "amen"?- Amen!
620 00:40:51 I'm gonna talkabout a life today.
621 00:40:56 An important life...
622 00:40:59 In our community.
623 00:41:04 A life...
624 00:41:08 That ends life.
625 00:41:13 The life...
626 00:41:16 Of a gun.
627 00:41:17 - Ah, yeah.- Oh, mercy! Mercy.
628 00:41:24 - Oh.- That's right!
629 00:41:27 This gun beganits professional career
630 00:41:31 when it was purchasedby tiny Tony from Chicago
631 00:41:36 at an Indiana gun show
632 00:41:39 using a fake Indiana ID
633 00:41:42 and bypassed allof our strict gun laws.
634 00:41:50 Chicago gangs
635 00:41:52 buy the gunsfor big money...
636 00:41:59 Miss Helen:Break it down.
637 00:42:01 - For their work...- Mm-hmm.
638 00:42:03 In the underground economy.
639 00:42:05 Miss Helen:Tell the truth!
640 00:42:07 That's right.
641 00:42:09 The undergroundeconomy exists
642 00:42:11 because banksand lending institutions
643 00:42:16 rarely loan moneyto poor people.
644 00:42:18 Is that right?
645 00:42:19 Right.Say it!
646 00:42:22 Their children, however,admire the thug life.
647 00:42:29 But they do so from thesafety of suburban Chicago!
648 00:42:32 - That's right!- Kenilworth, wilmette, highland park.
649 00:42:36 No, no, no, no.
650 00:42:37 This gun wouldn't becaught dead there.
651 00:42:40 This gun isthe principal player
652 00:42:43 in a reality TVurban murder show
653 00:42:45 that can be seen everynight at 5:00 and 10:00,
654 00:42:49 every channel, on any newsshow you wanna watch.
655 00:42:54 And that's whenthis gun...
656 00:42:59 Met our child Patti.
657 00:43:04 - Patti.- Yeah! Yeah!
658 00:43:10 Patti is gone...
659 00:43:14 Because our politiciansare in the pocket
660 00:43:19 of the nationalrifle association!
661 00:43:23 They have becometheir mouthpieces
662 00:43:27 or silentco-conspirators!
663 00:43:30 Patti is gone...
664 00:43:34 Because of an economythat has abandoned the poor.
665 00:43:39 Downtown they sayunemployment is 5.7%.
666 00:43:43 How's that sound?
667 00:43:45 Right herein auburn gresham,
668 00:43:47 unemployment is 21%!
669 00:43:49 And that doesn't even countpeople who have given up hope
670 00:43:52 and stoppedlooking for work.
671 00:43:54 The per capita incomeis $12,000!
672 00:43:58 42% of us livebelow the poverty line.
673 00:44:03 30% don't havea high school diploma.
674 00:44:06 What Americaare they living in?
675 00:44:08 Yes!
676 00:44:10 We go fromthird-rate schools
677 00:44:13 to first-classhigh-tech prisons.
678 00:44:19 Mass incarcerationis the new Jim crow!
679 00:44:27 Our Patti is gone
680 00:44:31 because gang membersare more concerned
681 00:44:35 with popping pillsand popping bottles,
682 00:44:38 more concernedwith what's on YouTube!
683 00:44:40 Say it, father Mike!
684 00:44:42 More concerned with ego,street cred, and greed
685 00:44:47 than a human life.
686 00:44:51 Patti's gone becauseguns have become
687 00:44:53 a partof America's wardrobe.
688 00:44:55 Preach, father Mike!
689 00:44:57 Where it is easierto get a gun than a computer.
690 00:45:05 Sirens and gunshots
691 00:45:09 are our soundtrack.
692 00:45:15 Yellow police tape,Teddy bears,
693 00:45:18 t-shirts, balloons...
694 00:45:20 These are the national memorialsof our neighborhoods.
695 00:45:30 And it doesn'tlook good.
696 00:45:36 Man:Take your time!
697 00:45:41 Preach!
698 00:45:43 It didn't look good...
699 00:45:47 When the sky turned dark
700 00:45:50 and the sunrefused to shine
701 00:45:53 and the earthbegan to quake
702 00:45:57 and they laidJesus's lifeless body
703 00:45:59 at the armsof mother Mary!
704 00:46:00 Yeah! Preach!
705 00:46:02 And I don't need to goback to biblical times!
706 00:46:05 It didn't look goodin a Birmingham church
707 00:46:08 when four little girlswere blown apart by hate!
708 00:46:10 It didn't look goodwhen medgar was laying
709 00:46:12 bleeding to deathin his driveway.
710 00:46:15 It didn't look good when Malcolm wasshot down on the audubon stage!
711 00:46:18 And it didn't look goodwhen Martin Luther King
712 00:46:21 stood on the balconyof the Lorraine motel
713 00:46:23 outside room 306
714 00:46:26 and at 6:03was taken from us!
715 00:46:29 And, no,it doesn't look good!
716 00:46:32 Not when Patti was loston a busy street
717 00:46:36 with folks goingto work and school,
718 00:46:38 with cars passing by!
719 00:46:40 How is it possible?
720 00:46:41 How is it possible
721 00:46:43 that not one witnesshas come forward?
722 00:46:47 Not one!
723 00:46:48 How is it possiblethat no one has the courage
724 00:46:52 and the conscienceto speak up for this family!
725 00:46:54 Somebody knows!
726 00:46:56 Somebody, help me!
727 00:46:57 Somebody!
728 00:47:00 Somebody knows!
729 00:47:02 Cynics say, "well, if Isnitch, I'll be killed, too."
730 00:47:06 First of all,when a murderer walks free,
731 00:47:09 we are all in danger!
732 00:47:10 But if multiple folkscome forward,
733 00:47:13 multiple folkswho witnessed these murders,
734 00:47:15 there is no one target!
735 00:47:17 What makes someone a targetis not the shooter.
736 00:47:20 Man:That's right!
737 00:47:21 What makes someone a targetis the community
738 00:47:25 that surrenders to fear...
739 00:47:28 Yes!
740 00:47:29 And becomes silent.
741 00:47:32 That's whywe at St. Sabina
742 00:47:35 must put outa $5,000 reward
743 00:47:38 for informationleading to the arrest
744 00:47:41 of Patti's killeror any killer!
745 00:47:44 Because we need to sayloud and clear,
746 00:47:47 "you cannot murderour children!"
747 00:47:49 You cannot murderour children,
748 00:47:52 then go back to the crib,turn on "sportscenter,"
749 00:47:55 eat a whopper and fries, and actlike nothing ever happened.
750 00:47:59 We will not allow thisself-inflicted genocide to continue.
751 00:48:02 We will not allow thisself-inflicted genocide to continue.
752 00:48:06 This is a disgrace!This is a disgrace!
753 00:48:09 Patti lives!Patti lives!
754 00:48:11 And Pattiwill have justice!
755 00:48:14 - Do you have faith?- Yes!
756 00:48:16 - Do you want justice?- Yes!
757 00:48:19 Are you willingto get up and walk?
758 00:48:21 - Yes!- Get up!
759 00:48:23 Hope wins!
760 00:48:25 Peace wins!
761 00:48:27 - Goodness...- Wins!
762 00:48:29 - Righteousness...- Wins!
763 00:48:31 - Love!- Wins!
764 00:48:33 - Love!- Wins!
765 00:48:35 - Love!- Wins!
766 00:48:38 - - All right, father Mike!
767 00:50:42 What up, what up?
768 00:50:51 Man, you got a lot of stuffout here on this table.
769 00:50:53 You got everything going,don't you?
770 00:50:55 Pssh.
771 00:50:57 Man, you got the Laneand you're blowing?
772 00:51:01 That's too much, man.
773 00:51:03 Yeah, just trying to keepmy mind off that bullshit.
774 00:51:07 Man, I don't want youto be fucked up like me, man.
775 00:51:11 Walk aroundbeing in a chair.
776 00:51:13 Can't move your legs.
777 00:51:15 Got to wear a motherfuckingundergarment.
778 00:51:18 Fucking shitting and pissingon yourself for nothing.
779 00:51:22 Got to putthese damn braces on,
780 00:51:25 these motherfuckers,every day.
781 00:51:27 These are reminders.And for what?
782 00:51:30 If I wanna throwthe "s" up?
783 00:51:34 Man, you gotta...We gotta wake up, man.
784 00:51:37 Look at me, man.
785 00:51:39 Fucking tiredof this shit, man.
786 00:51:40 Gave my whole lifeto this shit,
787 00:51:42 and I ain't gotnothing in return.
788 00:51:44 This shit here,this trojan-spartan shit,
789 00:51:47 man, we gotta... we gottaslow this shit down, man.
790 00:51:50 My son got shot.He in a wheelchair now.
791 00:51:53 Quadriplegic.
792 00:51:55 Cat just stood over him,capped him.
793 00:51:58 - - 14 times.
794 00:52:00 For what?
795 00:52:02 Man, this ain't living.This ain't life.
796 00:52:06 Chi, we gotta dosomething different, bro.
797 00:52:10 We gotta dosomething different.
798 00:52:12 I don't wake upevery day to get high,
799 00:52:14 to cry,go to funerals.
800 00:52:17 Ain't you tiredof this shit, man?
801 00:52:23 I mean, don't you wannado something different?
802 00:53:11 At first, I thoughtyou were all insane.
803 00:53:14 But on further review,
804 00:53:17 as a man who's takena vow of celibacy,
805 00:53:20 I know the powerof the sexual appetite.
806 00:53:22 I know this fruitis ripe.
807 00:53:24 But understand, your rusewon't bring a truce.
808 00:53:27 Well, what will bring peace?
809 00:53:28 How about a job?Affordable housing.
810 00:53:31 A good education.Purpose, hope.
811 00:53:33 There's a lotof hate out there.
812 00:53:35 A lot of self-hate.A lot of racial hate.
813 00:53:38 That Charleston massacre?
814 00:53:39 Murdered ata prayer meeting.
815 00:53:40 - Hate crimes.- Assassinations.
816 00:53:42 Domestic terrorists.
817 00:53:44 South kakalaki.
818 00:53:45 First to secede,last to concede.
819 00:53:48 They built the citadelto take on mother Emanuel.
820 00:53:51 It's the oldestame church in the south,
821 00:53:53 founded byDenmark vesey in 1822.
822 00:53:56 Their heritage is whitesupremacy, through and through.
823 00:53:58 That evil young klansmandylann storm roof?
824 00:54:01 He's the proof.
825 00:54:03 Post-racial... poof.
826 00:54:04 Storm wantshis country back.
827 00:54:06 - Storm ain't getting it.- It ain't his!
828 00:54:08 Storm is froma way of hate,
829 00:54:10 and we may notbe able to relate.
830 00:54:11 Those murders came froma lower Carolina state.
831 00:54:15 Historically speaking,evil's in that boy's blood.
832 00:54:18 Well, now, the brothason the block?
833 00:54:21 They do the white man'smurderous bidding for him.
834 00:54:23 Now, that form of hate,we can't translate.
835 00:54:26 It enunciates.
836 00:54:27 But I will exterminatemyself, my kind, me!
837 00:54:32 Us.
838 00:54:35 The question remains.
839 00:54:37 Can your plansave us from us?
840 00:54:46 Man:Company, halt!
841 00:54:48 - About face!- Ain't that your boy?
842 00:54:50 General king Kong?
843 00:54:52 He wishes.
844 00:54:54 That's why I quit.
845 00:54:56 You know, Johnbrown raided an armory
846 00:54:58 at Harper's ferrywhen he freed the slaves.
847 00:55:02 Show me what you're made of.Right here, right now!
848 00:55:04 Assume the position!
849 00:55:21 General king Kong?
850 00:55:24 I wan to enlist.
851 00:55:27 Young lady,
852 00:55:29 speak to one of ourrecruiting sergeants.
853 00:55:32 No, general!
854 00:55:34 My bestie rasheeda,she served under you.
855 00:55:39 She told me, "get behindthat general king Kong."
856 00:55:43 Said you'sa commanding officer.
857 00:55:48 Young lady...
858 00:55:51 May I speak to youin private?
859 00:56:03 Dick, h.W.,
860 00:56:06 rice-a-roni, w.,
861 00:56:08 rummy.
862 00:56:09 No Clinton?
863 00:56:11 Where's presidentHussein Obama?
864 00:56:14 I'd rather have an Africanlion in the white house,
865 00:56:17 than a lyin' African.
866 00:56:20 You're too funny,general.
867 00:56:23 Young lady, I'm aboutto show you something
868 00:56:26 few people have seen.
869 00:56:29 This is one of the most importantartifacts of the civil war,
870 00:56:32 affectionately knownas whistling dick
871 00:56:35 because of theterrifying sound it made
872 00:56:37 when it went offand wreaked its deadly havoc.
873 00:56:40 Saved our rebstime and time again.
874 00:56:43 What do you call this,general?
875 00:56:47 The rammer.
876 00:56:48 Let me show youhow it works.
877 00:56:51 Oh! Oh!
878 00:56:52 Shove it in the holelike so.
879 00:56:56 - Push it down real low, as far as it will go.- Uh-huh.
880 00:56:59 - And youpull it out real slow.
881 00:57:04 Look at you, general!
882 00:57:08 Oh!
883 00:57:11 Oh!
884 00:57:12 I'm always prepared.
885 00:57:14 Sucky sucky now.
886 00:57:16 Oh, you know what would getme really alabamy hot?
887 00:57:19 What? What?Tell me.
888 00:57:21 - Hand to hand?- Oh, no.
889 00:57:22 Watch you mountold whistling dick.
890 00:57:26 - Ride it?- Oh, yeah.
891 00:57:28 Yeah, like you oldgeneral stonewall Jackson
892 00:57:32 coming to rescue little olddarkie me from those Yankees.
893 00:57:35 - It would turn you on?- Yeah.
894 00:57:37 I'm not justwhistling Dixie.
895 00:57:41 Oh!Whoo!
896 00:57:43 Here we go!Come on!
897 00:57:45 - Ride it.- Yeah.
898 00:57:47 - Ride it. You like that?- Yeah, come on.
899 00:57:50 Yeah!
900 00:57:51 Let that prettyblack steel
901 00:57:53 ride upyour pretty pelvis.
902 00:57:56 Son of a bitch,this is good.
903 00:57:58 This is good.Yeah!
904 00:58:00 - You like that?- Now come here, you black stallion.
905 00:58:03 It's time to lightthis Cannon.
906 00:58:05 Oh, wait, wait, wait.One more thing.
907 00:58:07 What?
908 00:58:09 Now this right here,general,
909 00:58:11 this'll reallyturn me on.
910 00:58:16 But I'm blind.
911 00:58:19 - I'm blind.- Yes, you are.
912 00:58:21 Here, now give methose hands.
913 00:58:24 You want my fingertips?
914 00:58:26 What you gonnado with them?
915 00:58:27 I want all of you.Oh, you like that?
916 00:58:30 Yeah, that's so sweet.
917 00:58:32 - Sweetie, come on.- Feel that?
918 00:58:35 Now you mine now,general.
919 00:58:37 Yeah, here we go.
920 00:58:39 Yeah!
921 00:58:43 I'm your whistling dick.
922 00:58:44 I'm your littlewhistling dick.
923 00:58:46 - Whistle.
924 00:58:48 Whistle likeyou want it, baby.
925 00:58:51 Now come here, you littlenappy-headed ho.
926 00:58:54 Come on, mama.
927 00:58:56 Bring it,my little burr head.
928 00:58:58 Come on.
929 00:59:00 Here we go.
930 00:59:06 Wait a minute.
931 00:59:09 What in tarnationis this?
932 00:59:13 This is an actof treason.
933 00:59:18 You a blacknigra Isis.
934 00:59:51 Come on! Come on!
935 00:59:53 Move it! Move it! Move it!Move it! Move it!
936 00:59:57 - Go! Go!- Freeze!
937 00:59:59 Don't shoot!Don't shoot!
938 01:00:02 Please, don't shoot.Don't shoot!
939 01:00:04 - Move! Move!
940 01:00:18 Is this the policeor seal team two?
941 01:00:22 And you're surprisedthere's derision?
942 01:00:24 If this was your neighborhood,what would you do?
943 01:00:27 Look at allthis weaponry.
944 01:00:28 Shit look like an invasion,not a persuasion.
945 01:00:31 All this for someunarmed women of color?
946 01:00:34 I think something got lostin translation.
947 01:00:36 They say they cometo protect and serve,
948 01:00:39 but the real truth isthey get the chance,
949 01:00:42 they treat these girls likeEric garner selling loosies.
950 01:00:45 Let's get truthy.
951 01:00:47 Cops and gangs,
952 01:00:50 black and brown folksstuck in the middle.
953 01:00:53 Shit's on fire, y'all.
954 01:00:54 I can hearnero's fiddle.
955 01:00:56 Can't trust the police.
956 01:00:59 Afraid of the gangs.
957 01:01:01 This whole motherfuckingthing is insane.
958 01:01:05 What happened to theofficer on the beat?
959 01:01:08 And this banger sure ain'tmama nem's little treat.
960 01:01:15 First I wannathank you all for showing up.
961 01:01:17 We all know that enoughis enough and too much stinks,
962 01:01:20 so we need to come togetherin agreement about this oath.
963 01:01:23 What oath?
964 01:01:25 Swearing offthe one-eyed monster.
965 01:01:28 Women:What?
966 01:01:29 Miss Helen, as an attorney,I know the trip.
967 01:01:32 I convict our youngstersto this new slave ship.
968 01:01:35 If I do take the oath, howwill it sink that bloody boat?
969 01:01:38 Althea, it won't work.
970 01:01:40 You just like having your manby the Jackie Robinsons.
971 01:01:43 Right, and that's whysugar pie man don't stray.
972 01:01:46 I keeps that bone dry
973 01:01:49 and also keep myselflooking fly.
974 01:01:51 Oh, so that's why you wearthem too-tight numbers
975 01:01:55 and fishnetsor Daisy Dukes.
976 01:01:57 Big old ripple up asshanging all out the shoot.
977 01:02:01 Oh, y'all wanna laugh?
978 01:02:03 It's funny? Little broke assdestiny's child over here.
979 01:02:06 You wanna laugh? Don'ttalk about my big ass.
980 01:02:08 We all got some bumps and bruisesand cigarette burns on asses.
981 01:02:11 - Speak for yourself.- What about you and your man?
982 01:02:14 Old Duke wanna hitthat big butt,
983 01:02:16 you ain't gonnagive it up?
984 01:02:17 Ole Duke and meis separated.
985 01:02:19 Girl, please.You still wanna hit that.
986 01:02:22 Even if I did,which I don't,
987 01:02:23 I will not violatethe oath.
988 01:02:25 Now, sisters, come on.This isn't a joke.
989 01:02:28 We all have a stake in this fray.You know mine.
990 01:02:31 So forget aboutyour personal needs.
991 01:02:34 I'll be damnedif another child bleeds.
992 01:02:37 Oh, Dr. miss aesophas the floor.
993 01:02:41 A woman wisebeyond her years.
994 01:02:43 Maybe she can help usdry this river of tears.
995 01:02:47 As a pediatricianfor 50 years,
996 01:02:52 I was dedicatedto preserving life.
997 01:02:55 God, nature,the higher power
998 01:02:59 put more nervesin a man's thing
999 01:03:01 than he ever didin his brain.
1000 01:03:04 Thus, the womenmust save the babies.
1001 01:03:10 Save the babies.
1002 01:03:12 It's time to get that gateof motherhood locked up.
1003 01:03:16 - Lock it up.- Lock it up.
1004 01:03:18 - Lock it up.- Lock it up.
1005 01:03:19 - Lock it up.- Lock it up.
1006 01:03:21 - Lock it up! Lock it up!- Hold up, hold up.
1007 01:03:24 Hold the fuck up!
1008 01:03:26 If I lose my man, I'mgonna cut all of y'all.
1009 01:03:29 Shit!
1010 01:03:31 Fuck it.
1011 01:03:33 Lock it up.
1012 01:03:35 Knights of euphrates,these females
1013 01:03:38 think this is gonnastop the gangs.
1014 01:03:40 Ain't this a blip? Sillyrabbits on a stone-cold trip.
1015 01:03:43 I told sugar piebefore I left the house,
1016 01:03:46 Apollo ain'tno goddamn mouse.
1017 01:03:49 She don't wantto give it up,
1018 01:03:51 I'll find me somebrand-new fresh ass butt.
1019 01:03:54 There's too much assfor all that trash.
1020 01:03:58 Hey, ain't y'all heard?
1021 01:04:00 The phone sex women,they honoring the strike.
1022 01:04:02 And the pornoall closing the nookie.
1023 01:04:04 I mean, not evena fucking lookie.
1024 01:04:06 Fellas, they shutting it alldown tighter than fish pussy.
1025 01:04:09 And you know that shitis waterproof.
1026 01:04:11 Waterproof.Tight, tight.
1027 01:04:13 What you gotta say,oedipus?
1028 01:04:14 Well, I askedmy mommy last night
1029 01:04:16 and she saidthe women are right.
1030 01:04:18 - Your mommy?- Yes.
1031 01:04:20 Skinny nigga, sometimes I thinkyou married to your damn mommy.
1032 01:04:23 Well, I love my motherand my mommy loves me.
1033 01:04:25 Gentlemen, I am proud to say that I wasbreast-fed till I was 12 years old.
1034 01:04:31 Tmi.
1035 01:04:33 I hear some straightdude's been making
1036 01:04:35 late-night appearances on "queersex for the straight guy."
1037 01:04:38 Yeah, and the brotherson the down low,
1038 01:04:40 even they sayingno blow.
1039 01:04:42 Nigga,what did you say?
1040 01:04:44 How I know that,I don't know.
1041 01:04:45 Well, at my age,I thought my missus
1042 01:04:48 was just a pest.
1043 01:04:50 But lord have mercy,she's a sexual terrorist.
1044 01:04:54 And who do we haveto blame?
1045 01:04:56 - Oprah?- Women's lib?
1046 01:04:57 Uppity ass women!
1047 01:04:59 Let's give them frails
1048 01:05:01 a dose of they owndamn tail.
1049 01:05:03 We'll let themtwilly tarts know
1050 01:05:05 who makes them groanand moan and hoot.
1051 01:05:07 And bring homethe damn loot.
1052 01:05:09 So what we gonna do,ole Duke?
1053 01:05:10 We tookthose flags once.
1054 01:05:12 We can take 'em again.
1055 01:05:13 Poindexter's old, unh,but he can still go.
1056 01:05:16 - You saying do it ourselves?- That's the plan, Stan.
1057 01:05:19 Unless you always wanna havethat in your greasy old hand.
1058 01:05:21 Knights of euphrates,rise up.
1059 01:05:26 Like the battlesof the past,
1060 01:05:27 we shall come togetherto whup some female ass.
1061 01:05:31 Let us not standfor their flapping lips
1062 01:05:33 nor their chronicnagging bullshit.
1063 01:05:35 - Are we mice or men?- Men!
1064 01:05:37 We shall redeemthe power of our breed
1065 01:05:39 with one mighty thrust into themisty mist and the dusky dusky.
1066 01:05:43 - What makes a muskrat guard his musk?- Courage!
1067 01:05:46 - What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?- Courage!
1068 01:05:48 - What makes the dawn come up like thunder?- Courage!
1069 01:05:51 What makes Venushottentot so hot?
1070 01:05:53 What puts the dancein the robot?
1071 01:05:55 What we gotthat they ain't got?
1072 01:05:58 Courage?
1073 01:05:59 Fuck, no. A dick.Blue balls.
1074 01:06:04 Miss Helen, I see you outhere with all these ladies today.
1075 01:06:07 What do you hopeto accomplish?
1076 01:06:09 Lysistrata's platformcoincides
1077 01:06:11 with the mayor's 10-pointplan to end gun violence.
1078 01:06:14 Her demandsare our demands.
1079 01:06:16 Why do you thinkyour demands and your plan
1080 01:06:19 will work better than whatthe mayor has put forward?
1081 01:06:20 Because we have one, andit's to save our children.
1082 01:06:23 We need to stop thisviolence in the street.
1083 01:06:25 He's distracted. He has manythings that he's concerned about.
1084 01:06:29 We are concernedabout our babies
1085 01:06:31 and we are talking to our menin our homes in the bedroom.
1086 01:06:34 I think they'lllisten then.
1087 01:06:35 I ain't in no gang.
1088 01:06:37 You telling me you gonnastop giving my girl
1089 01:06:39 from giving me what I needbecause your man
1090 01:06:41 is the leader of the gang and heout there shooting and killing?
1091 01:06:44 - Don't make sense.- I don't understand that. I ain't a part of that party.
1092 01:06:47 I'm old enough to know that I'msupposed to do what I'm supposed to do.
1093 01:06:49 She old enough to know she's supposedto do what she's supposed to do.
1094 01:06:52 Now, them young kids, they theones out here tripping like that.
1095 01:06:53 No peace, no pussy.
1096 01:06:56 Women, you need us.
1097 01:06:57 Do your dutyand drop that Booty.
1098 01:06:59 No peace, no pussy.Negotiate and copulate.
1099 01:07:03 Women, you need us.
1100 01:07:05 Do your dutyand drop that Booty.
1101 01:07:07 No peace, no pussy.Negotiate and copulate.
1102 01:07:11 Women, you need us. Do yourduty and drop that Booty.
1103 01:07:15 No peace, no pussy.Negotiate and copulate.
1104 01:07:19 - - That's where they are.
1105 01:07:21 We can bring a team here
1106 01:07:24 all the way acrossby the main underneath
1107 01:07:27 and surprise them.
1108 01:07:29 I wonderwho sent him.
1109 01:07:30 So what is this, chief?
1110 01:07:32 At approximately1500 hours,
1111 01:07:35 75 women took possessionof the armory.
1112 01:07:38 They had hostages,they released them.
1113 01:07:40 - Women did this?- Black and brown women.
1114 01:07:42 - Black and brown women?- Just black and brown women.
1115 01:07:45 - How many dead?- Zero.
1116 01:07:46 - Just wounded?- Nada.
1117 01:07:48 They packingsome big muscle, huh?
1118 01:07:49 No, sir, they appearto be unarmed.
1119 01:07:51 - How many?- Approximately 75, sir.
1120 01:07:53 Are you telling methat 75 black and brown women
1121 01:07:57 took a United Statesmilitary armory unarmed?
1122 01:08:01 Yes, sir.
1123 01:08:03 "No peace, no pussy."
1124 01:08:06 What the hellis going on, riptide?
1125 01:08:11 Don't let that foolishnessoutside scare you.
1126 01:08:14 The armoryis our chastity belt.
1127 01:08:18 I will deny all rights
1128 01:08:21 of access or entrance...
1129 01:08:23 I will deny all rightsof access or entrance...
1130 01:08:28 to every husband, lover,or male acquaintance...
1131 01:08:32 To every husband,lover, or male acquaintance...
1132 01:08:36 who comes to my directionin erection.
1133 01:08:39 Who comes to mydirection in erection.
1134 01:08:42 If he should force me to layon that conjugal couch...
1135 01:08:46 If he should force me tolay on that conjugal couch...
1136 01:08:50 I will refusehis stroke
1137 01:08:52 and not give upthat nappy pouch.
1138 01:08:54 I willrefuse his stroke
1139 01:08:56 and not give upthat nappy pouch.
1140 01:08:58 I will not lift my house shoesto touch thy thatch...
1141 01:09:01 I will not lift my houseshoes to touch thy thatch...
1142 01:09:05 or submit hangdogand part with the snatch.
1143 01:09:08 Or submit hangdogand part with the snatch.
1144 01:09:12 No peace, no pussy.
1145 01:09:14 Women:No peace, no pussy.
1146 01:09:15 - Lock it up!- Lock it up!
1147 01:09:17 Lock it up!Lock it up!
1148 01:09:19 Lock it up! Lock it up!Lock it up!
1149 01:09:22 Hello?
1150 01:09:24 Man:Jesus h. Christ.
1151 01:09:26 - Mr. mayor.- Hang on.
1152 01:09:28 Everybody out there in theworld, take this, too.
1153 01:09:30 You're part of this.Take this vow.
1154 01:09:32 Did you know this womanused to work for my office?
1155 01:09:36 No, I didn't know that,your honor.
1156 01:09:37 It's your jobto know!
1157 01:09:39 She was a secretary.
1158 01:09:40 But she's not typingletters anymore.
1159 01:09:42 Oh, no, she's gettingthe other secretaries
1160 01:09:44 to walk off the job.She's leading a revolt.
1161 01:09:48 I could lose the female voteover this stupid joke.
1162 01:09:50 Jesus, you know how I feelabout this baloney.
1163 01:09:52 I can't affordto look like a phony.
1164 01:09:55 Damned if I do,damned if I don't.
1165 01:09:56 Either way, I'm gonnahave a friggin' stroke.
1166 01:09:58 - Let's see how serious they are.- What's your meaning?
1167 01:10:01 - Perhaps we should let them get the feeling.- The feeling?
1168 01:10:03 Instead of us breaking in,we close them off.
1169 01:10:05 Build a perimeter,a wall around them.
1170 01:10:07 - Wall?- Operation hot and bothered.
1171 01:10:09 Your honor, we surroundthe armory with speakers
1172 01:10:12 blasting one of those romanticslow jams from the '70s.
1173 01:10:14 Those crooning brothers will make thosemommies wet and make them wanna jet.
1174 01:10:17 Those chastity belters will end theirsex strike and climb mount pike.
1175 01:10:21 We run the ballright down their throats.
1176 01:10:23 With total male pride, mayor, youwin this with their appetite.
1177 01:10:26 You never have to sayyou were right.
1178 01:10:28 You never attackor call them weak.
1179 01:10:30 - And you always seek the peace.- You're a deviant bastard.
1180 01:10:33 That's why I went intopublic service, your honor.
1181 01:10:35 Touchdown, bears!Rah!
1182 01:10:39 Love you.
1183 01:10:40 No peace, no pussy!No peace, no pussy!
1184 01:10:43 No peace, no pussy!
1185 01:11:03 Lysistrata! Lysistrata!Lysistrata! Lysistrata!
1186 01:11:15 Hello. Hi.Good afternoon.
1187 01:11:17 Excuse me. Would you happen to be Ms.Clara worthy?
1188 01:11:21 No, sir.And who might you be?
1189 01:11:24 I am Mr. morrowburns.
1190 01:11:27 How might I help you, sir?
1191 01:11:28 Ms. Clara worthy,is she around?
1192 01:11:31 Is this the right address?6328 Elizabeth Avenue, right?
1193 01:11:35 - Yes, it is.- Do you know Ms. Clara worthy?
1194 01:11:37 Well, I better.Clara's my younger sister.
1195 01:11:40 I'm Ms. Helen worthy.
1196 01:11:41 Wonderful.Pleased to meet you.
1197 01:11:43 I love your garden.It's very beautiful.
1198 01:11:45 - Well, thank you.- Is your sister here?
1199 01:11:47 No, sir.You just missed her.
1200 01:11:49 Clara's going on up to Jackson,Mississippi, to visit our parents.
1201 01:11:52 - You're kidding.- Yeah, she left last night.
1202 01:11:55 - I have cousins in Jackson.- Do you?
1203 01:11:57 I do.We might be kin.
1204 01:11:58 - Might could be.- Might could be.
1205 01:12:02 Listen, could you give yoursister a message for me, please?
1206 01:12:04 Well, that's gonnadepend on the message.
1207 01:12:07 Right.
1208 01:12:08 - Oh.
1209 01:12:12 Oh, red, white, and blueinsurance company.
1210 01:12:15 We got word in the homeoffice that your sister
1211 01:12:17 has a young son, a teenagerby the name of homer worthy.
1212 01:12:21 I came to tell your sister thatshe really should consider
1213 01:12:26 taking out a lifeinsurance policy on homer
1214 01:12:29 because I'm sure you know thatyoung black boys on the south side
1215 01:12:34 are more than likelyto be shot and/or killed.
1216 01:12:38 And so the red, white,and blue insurance company
1217 01:12:41 is hoping to helpsingle mothers
1218 01:12:46 like your sisterin case of a tragedy
1219 01:12:49 because, of course, it's alwaysbetter to be safe than to be sorry.
1220 01:12:53 - Mr. burnsmorrow... whatever your name is.- Morrowburns.
1221 01:12:56 If you don't leave hereright now right this second,
1222 01:12:59 you're gonna need a goddamninsurance policy your goddamn self
1223 01:13:02 coming up here in my gardenwith this here bullshit!
1224 01:13:06 Leave!
1225 01:13:08 - Leave!- It's morrowburns.
1226 01:13:12 Do you think I givea flying fuck
1227 01:13:14 about yourfucked-up name?
1228 01:13:16 Get on offthe street, man.
1229 01:13:18 Have a nice day,ma'am.
1230 01:13:20 Go on back upto the big house
1231 01:13:22 - and you tell them it didn't work.- Have a nice day, ma'am.
1232 01:13:24 Out here trying to take advantageof your own goddamn people.
1233 01:14:12 Come on, ladies.You got children.
1234 01:14:21 If y'all have anyinformation, let us know.
1235 01:14:49 Save our babies!Save our babies!
1236 01:14:52 Save our babies!Save our babies!
1237 01:14:55 Back up, sucka.Don't give us no smack.
1238 01:14:58 Or we'll beat you to death withpampers, gerbers and similac.
1239 01:15:00 Talk that talk,but you're gonna jail.
1240 01:15:02 And don't even thinkabout bail.
1241 01:15:04 Who do you thinkyou are, Rosa parks?
1242 01:15:06 What a damn farce.
1243 01:15:07 Yo, we in a hurry
1244 01:15:09 like a fergusonor staten island jury.
1245 01:15:11 Those judgmentswere fair.
1246 01:15:13 Look, y'all,nobody cares.
1247 01:15:15 Trayvon Martin.Mike brown.
1248 01:15:18 Tamir rice.Walter Scott.
1249 01:15:20 Rekia Boydand Freddie gray.
1250 01:15:22 Black lives matterevery day.
1251 01:15:24 Not just when youtrigger-happy cops go astray.
1252 01:15:27 Dude, you think sisterSandra bland hung herself?
1253 01:15:30 You kill uswith impunity.
1254 01:15:32 You give themthe opportunity.
1255 01:15:33 'Cause we killeach other like flies,
1256 01:15:35 you rogue copsthink you can capitalize.
1257 01:15:37 You thugs don't care abouteach other, why should we?
1258 01:15:40 Thugs? Who the fuckyou calling a thug?
1259 01:15:43 Because we are we.
1260 01:15:46 No matter what our problemsare, we deserve respect.
1261 01:15:49 Even though our livesain't perfect,
1262 01:15:52 we deserve respect.
1263 01:15:54 Even though we livein terror town,
1264 01:15:56 - we deserve...- Respect!
1265 01:15:58 And if youdon't understand that,
1266 01:16:00 then, brother,step back.
1267 01:16:03 You and yourDr. Ben Carson lot.
1268 01:16:08 Yeah, I'llkill that for you.
1269 01:16:11 I'm a killer.Killing that pussy, huh?
1270 01:16:13 - Huh? Huh?- Oh, Chi-Raq!
1271 01:16:15 I'm a killer?
1272 01:16:17 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!- Huh? Yeah, come!
1273 01:16:22 How'd you learnto make love so good?
1274 01:16:25 Repetition.
1275 01:16:28 They call Chi-Raqthe pussy magician.
1276 01:16:33 You are crazy like glue.
1277 01:16:49 One time...
1278 01:16:51 I saw my mom and thisdude getting it in...
1279 01:16:56 Right after my daddygot killed.
1280 01:16:59 Dude named blue Monday used to comearound and try to pimp on my moms.
1281 01:17:04 She turned a fewrent tricks, I think.
1282 01:17:06 Kill me!
1283 01:17:09 Kill me!
1284 01:17:13 Kill me!
1285 01:17:16 Kill this pussy!Kill this pussy!
1286 01:17:27 Go on, nigga, didn't Itell your skinny black ass
1287 01:17:29 to knock before youcome in my bedroom?
1288 01:17:31 I'm sorry, mommy.
1289 01:17:33 Demetrius, closethe goddamn door!
1290 01:17:34 Demetrius, go!
1291 01:17:36 Did you understandthey was making love?
1292 01:17:41 That's whatthey was doing?
1293 01:17:43 Looked more like fighting,fucking, and screwing.
1294 01:17:48 Blue Monday knew thatI saw him and moms.
1295 01:17:52 Her name was Lucy.
1296 01:17:55 So one day he justpulled me aside,
1297 01:17:59 yanked my chain,laced me with the games,
1298 01:18:00 showed me how to pullbitches and everything.
1299 01:18:04 He soft-pitched memy first piece.
1300 01:18:08 I was, like,12 years old.
1301 01:18:10 Taught me howto be a man and shit.
1302 01:18:14 Handed me his baddestbottom bitch.
1303 01:18:19 It was a presentfor washing his Cadillac.
1304 01:18:22 - My god.- I know, right?
1305 01:18:25 Should have got liketwo or three bitches.
1306 01:18:28 I washed the shitout that Cadillac.
1307 01:18:30 Where's your moms now?
1308 01:18:32 Demetrius, closethe goddamn door!
1309 01:18:36 Fuck off.Talk about my mom.
1310 01:18:58 This is an emergency.
1311 01:19:01 - We're all here for peace, right?- Yeah.
1312 01:19:05 I wanna hear youscream for peace.
1313 01:19:06 - Can you scream for peace?
1314 01:19:08 'Cause that's what we wantand that's what we're about.
1315 01:19:11 We gotta stop the killing.We gotta stop the killing.
1316 01:19:14 Chi-raq,what's doing?
1317 01:19:16 You know howwe do, tiny Tony.
1318 01:19:17 Check it, man.It's all there.
1319 01:19:19 Okay, them 30 poppers.
1320 01:19:20 All right,yeah, spine stoppers.
1321 01:19:24 Keep it cominglike that.
1322 01:19:25 Appreciate it.
1323 01:19:27 - Trojans!- Hole in a trojan the size of the ozone, you know?
1324 01:19:31 Chicago's peaceis our Selma.
1325 01:19:34 Brothers and sisters, it istime to cross the bridge.
1326 01:19:55 - Put down the gun.- Put down the gun.
1327 01:19:57 - Put down the gun.- Put down the gun.
1328 01:19:59 - Put down the gun.- Put down the gun.
1329 01:20:01 - Don't shoot.- Don't shoot.
1330 01:20:03 - Don't shoot.- Don't shoot.
1331 01:20:05 - Don't shoot.- Don't shoot.
1332 01:20:07 - Stop the violence.- Stop the violence.
1333 01:20:09 - Stop the violence.- Stop the violence.
1334 01:20:10 - What do we want?- Peace.
1335 01:20:12 Save our babies.Save our babies.
1336 01:20:15 Save our babies.Save our babies.
1337 01:20:17 Please, don't shoot!
1338 01:20:19 Save our babies.Save our babies.
1339 01:20:24 It's dick day.Omaha beach.
1340 01:20:26 And uncle Sam's pullingout everything
1341 01:20:29 but the bedroom sheets.
1342 01:20:31 Now they hooking upthe noriega speakers.
1343 01:20:33 Remember Panama, y'all?
1344 01:20:35 That was the onebefore the other one
1345 01:20:38 before the other oneas I recall.
1346 01:20:40 Well, them atomicwoofers and tweeters
1347 01:20:42 made general Manuel'smachete snap.
1348 01:20:45 Too many dbs for thempockmarks to bear.
1349 01:20:47 Plus he's ugly as crap.
1350 01:20:50 Our boys caught that dictatorin a rock-and-roll trap.
1351 01:20:54 So now the commish, too,done figured out
1352 01:20:56 how to makethose pussies clap.
1353 01:20:59 A black-headed woman make afreight train jump the track.
1354 01:21:03 A long tall gal makea preacher ball the Jack.
1355 01:21:07 A blonde-headed womanmake a good man leave town.
1356 01:21:11 And a redheaded womanmake a boy slap his pappy down.
1357 01:21:15 Ashes to ashes.
1358 01:21:18 Dust to dust.
1359 01:21:20 This sex strike go onmuch longer,
1360 01:21:23 bishop t.D. Jakesgonna cuss.
1361 01:21:29 Operation hotand bothered.
1362 01:21:31 We turn them on,they turn themselves in.
1363 01:21:34 We'll stick those prickteasers in a federal pen.
1364 01:23:34 Ladies, I found these earplugsin the artillery room.
1365 01:23:38 It should helpdrown out the bombing.
1366 01:23:47 Booty, Booty, Booty,Booty, Booty, Booty.
1367 01:23:51 Booty, Booty, Booty,Booty, Booty, Booty.
1368 01:23:54 Booty, Booty, Booty.
1369 01:23:55 My god, he's gotBooty on the brain.
1370 01:23:57 For god's sake,do something.
1371 01:23:59 Yes, sir.
1372 01:24:00 Wheel him out of here.
1373 01:24:01 Poontang. Poontang. Poontang.
1374 01:24:04 Poontangon the membrane.
1375 01:24:06 I want a big Booty. I wanta small Booty. So fine!
1376 01:24:09 - I do love those chi-lites, though.- So fine!
1377 01:24:12 Eugene record, lead singer,wrote most of their songs.
1378 01:24:17 Yo, peoples, dig.
1379 01:24:20 The problem with them quietstorm slow jam grooves
1380 01:24:25 is everybody getsin a baby-making mood.
1381 01:24:28 It's been three months, y'all.Can you believe it?
1382 01:24:31 A long hard three.
1383 01:24:36 This isno longer a test.
1384 01:24:39 It's a nationalemergency.
1385 01:24:41 Pussy!
1386 01:24:43 I need somemotherfucking twat
1387 01:24:45 and I need it now.
1388 01:24:47 It's making mefucking insane.
1389 01:24:55 Goddamn!
1390 01:24:59 That boy's ballswas bright blue.
1391 01:25:01 He's an 18-Wheelercarrying a heavy load
1392 01:25:04 whose arrivalis overdue.
1393 01:25:06 But like wild bill toldMonica on her way down,
1394 01:25:08 "don't let that shit drip.They'll use it as evidence."
1395 01:25:11 Let's speak on somethingelse don't make no sense.
1396 01:25:15 Remember the twoconcert gunmen?
1397 01:25:17 Let's check inon those fools
1398 01:25:19 and see how they do.
1399 01:25:23 So y'all remember me?
1400 01:25:25 But did y'all knowmy mission?
1401 01:25:27 Kill those spartan niggasbefore intermission.
1402 01:25:30 Those bulletssevered my spine.
1403 01:25:34 Tore my behind.
1404 01:25:36 Now I'm unable to walk.
1405 01:25:37 Thank godI can still talk.
1406 01:25:40 I was chi's boy.
1407 01:25:43 What I'm now,I can't say.
1408 01:25:45 What did I seek?To be monster Greek.
1409 01:25:48 Being thug is what I love.How you like me now?
1410 01:25:50 Lost a kidney,my spleen,
1411 01:25:53 most of mydigestive tract.
1412 01:25:55 From one goddamnbullet, dawg.
1413 01:25:57 That's the keeping it100 fact.
1414 01:25:59 Now I'm fedthrough a iv.
1415 01:26:00 I can barely pee.Jack, I'm no longer me.
1416 01:26:03 What it means to be 18and black.
1417 01:26:17 This is sparta?Huh?
1418 01:26:20 Squad! Gang!
1419 01:26:23 - My niggas, what is this?- We sparts.
1420 01:26:26 Sparts supposed to hold themhostage with the sausage.
1421 01:26:28 Y'all motherfuckersgot it? Spartans.
1422 01:26:31 I don't know why y'all crying likesomebody cancelled kwanzaa and Christmas.
1423 01:26:34 Instead of lying in the trenches,y'all acting like a bunch of bitches.
1424 01:26:37 See, we just wannacheck in Betty Ford.
1425 01:26:39 Get that sexual healing.You know we reeling.
1426 01:26:41 What do I care if them foo-foo heiferslit y'all, up and negated the back?
1427 01:26:44 I'm Chi-Raq, nigga.I cuts no slack.
1428 01:26:47 So y'all go back to your little b.B.And Bobby blue bland rhythm.
1429 01:26:50 Chi don't get the blues, nigga.I give 'em.
1430 01:26:52 Old ass Otis know.
1431 01:26:54 This strike got spartans inpurple drawers with blue balls.
1432 01:26:57 Well, shit, sparta,that's on y'all.
1433 01:27:25 Born in Chi-Raq.
1434 01:27:27 This is ridiculous.
1435 01:27:30 No, no, no, no, no.
1436 01:27:32 I done put good paperout on Chi-Raq.
1437 01:27:33 Why that motherfuckerain't dead?
1438 01:27:35 - Can't get nobody to pull the trigger.- What?
1439 01:27:37 Go figure.I'm telling you, dawg.
1440 01:27:39 Niggas ain'tthe same no more.
1441 01:27:41 All they wanna do isjust sit around thinking.
1442 01:27:44 - Say what?- Thinking.
1443 01:27:46 Thinking?
1444 01:27:48 Thinking?Thinking about what?
1445 01:27:50 - Pussy?- Nah, bro.
1446 01:27:52 You thinkingabout pussy?
1447 01:27:54 Purse first, ass last,motherfucker.
1448 01:27:57 Fuck, gs up, hos down.Whatever happened to that?
1449 01:27:59 Nah, aboutthis gang life.
1450 01:28:02 What?
1451 01:28:04 Beso, look it here.
1452 01:28:06 We're cheese and light fatback, baby.Top dog since way back.
1453 01:28:09 Come correct with this shit now.What the fuck is going on?
1454 01:28:12 Cyclops, you my man,50 grand, long and strong.
1455 01:28:15 But I'm telling youthey ain't wrong.
1456 01:28:18 These niggas is shaking likehaving a seizure in a dice game.
1457 01:28:20 They minds is racing. AndI got a baby on the way.
1458 01:28:22 - Oh, shit.- I wanna see my shorty grow up
1459 01:28:24 - and not crying over my open grave.- You're getting soft.
1460 01:28:27 People call it soft, but thinkabout all the niggas we lost.
1461 01:28:29 They told me it was gonna be roughwhen I got out of the joint,
1462 01:28:31 but I didn't knowit was gonna be like this.
1463 01:28:33 What about the war wounds, baby?War wounds don't mean nothing?
1464 01:28:36 Yeah, the war woundswas when it meant something.
1465 01:28:37 So what about your namein the game, huh?
1466 01:28:39 Our name has got ussix feet deep.
1467 01:28:41 Nobody? Nobody?Jah rude?
1468 01:28:43 Yard boy.Go on now, y'all.
1469 01:28:46 What?Bumbaclot ratchet.
1470 01:28:48 Cyclops, you mightwanna a hear word, bro.
1471 01:28:51 If you ain't fixin'to listen to me, bro,
1472 01:28:52 you might wanna listento your woman indigo.
1473 01:28:57 You're not gonna listen?
1474 01:28:59 - Bro, you can at least talk to me.- Okay, okay.
1475 01:29:01 - Let's talk eye to eye.- Okay. Okay, yeah.
1476 01:29:03 Eye to eye patch.
1477 01:29:07 Chastity belt keys up.
1478 01:29:15 Like clockwork,rasheeda.
1479 01:29:20 Go, come on.
1480 01:29:21 Move.Go, go.
1481 01:29:23 Go, go.
1482 01:29:28 Come on, doc.Get on up there, doc.
1483 01:29:31 There you go.After you.
1484 01:29:35 Ow.
1485 01:29:37 You're a pig.
1486 01:29:39 If I didn't missmy boo so much,
1487 01:29:41 I would slapthe shit out of you!
1488 01:29:52 Bitches and hos,come out to play.
1489 01:29:58 Bitches and hos,come out to play.
1490 01:30:02 With our keys,we shall unlock
1491 01:30:04 the sacred brotherhoodof male needs
1492 01:30:07 and seize the meansof reproduction.
1493 01:30:09 Those chastity belts are nomatch for a manly man's keys.
1494 01:30:13 Time to letthat thing breathe.
1495 01:30:16 So pack up thisGloria steinem act
1496 01:30:18 and get y'all assback in the damn sack.
1497 01:30:41 Take off those chastity beltsand surrender the armory.
1498 01:30:44 Nobody moves,nobody gets hurt.
1499 01:30:48 - You all right?- What's going on?
1500 01:30:51 Well, well, well.
1501 01:30:55 What's up?
1502 01:31:03 That all you got?
1503 01:31:05 Girl, this sex strike schemeain't nothing but a wet dream.
1504 01:31:08 You're trying to actall NFL Roger goodell.
1505 01:31:10 Wench, please, all youchicks gonna burn in hell.
1506 01:31:13 Don't worry. If you actpolite and not all saditty,
1507 01:31:16 we just might issue yousome damn pity.
1508 01:31:18 Nah, see, we don'twanna fight,
1509 01:31:21 but you cro-magnoncan't walk upright.
1510 01:31:25 You old dudes,you lack insight.
1511 01:31:26 Who your mommyand daddy?
1512 01:31:28 I gots no mommyand daddy.
1513 01:31:30 - You ain't got no folks?- Everybody's my folks.
1514 01:31:32 So you never had a pappy toschool you on the female way.
1515 01:31:37 It takes a man to teach aheifer like you how to behave.
1516 01:31:40 I'm sorry that our effort to reformhas left you unable to perform.
1517 01:31:44 But even before the strike,
1518 01:31:46 that's what your penileimplants was like...
1519 01:31:49 Soft.
1520 01:31:51 Women:Oh, snap!
1521 01:32:06 You triflinglittle black bitch.
1522 01:32:13 This ain't no joke.
1523 01:32:15 You old tired dicksjust want a Viagra poke.
1524 01:32:18 Dude, this is aboutlife and death,
1525 01:32:21 about a communitythat's a wreck.
1526 01:32:23 And you wanna sit hereand talk about how women behave?
1527 01:32:26 Fool, we trying to freethese slaves.
1528 01:32:29 Slaves to the madness.Slaves to this violence.
1529 01:32:32 And what, you just want usto silence?
1530 01:32:34 We gonna make sure these foolsput down these guns
1531 01:32:38 and stop thinkingthat this craziness is fun.
1532 01:32:41 You see, we women,we understand
1533 01:32:44 that life is about morethan polishing your knobs.
1534 01:32:47 Saving lives,that's our job.
1535 01:32:50 It's about bringingan end to this strife
1536 01:32:52 and giving the hoodthe true meaning of life.
1537 01:32:57 What is the truemeaning of life?
1538 01:33:02 You don't know?
1539 01:33:04 Ole Duke, why don'twe go home, huh?
1540 01:33:08 My mommy is worried aboutyou and I and the knights.
1541 01:33:12 - Your mommy?- Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
1542 01:33:15 Your mommy'son strike, too.
1543 01:33:17 Thank you, guys.Bye, have a good night.
1544 01:33:20 And don't forget,no peace...
1545 01:33:22 Women:No pussy.
1546 01:33:24 No peace, no pussy.
1547 01:33:29 Damn!
1548 01:34:01 Brooklyn,put the guns down.
1549 01:34:04 Brooklyn, put the guns down.
1550 01:34:06 Brooklyn,put the guns down.
1551 01:34:09 Brooklyn, put the guns down.
1552 01:34:12 Brooklyn,put the guns down.
1553 01:34:15 Brooklyn...
1554 01:34:16 The presidentcalled me this morning.
1555 01:34:18 - The president?- He was very upset.
1556 01:34:20 World leadersare in crisis.
1557 01:34:22 The infrastructures of theircountry are collapsing.
1558 01:34:24 The leaderof the free world
1559 01:34:26 thinks the entire matteris my fault.
1560 01:34:29 Mr. mayor,it's not your fault.
1561 01:34:30 That's right becauseit's your cocksucking fault!
1562 01:34:32 The president of the UnitedStates called me a name today.
1563 01:34:35 - No, Mr. mayor.- Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
1564 01:34:38 The president of theUnited States of America
1565 01:34:40 called me a motherfuckingsorry-ass punk-ass bitch.
1566 01:34:44 Oh, yes. It seems the firstlady has taken the oath.
1567 01:34:47 And what's worse,my wife has taken the oath.
1568 01:34:50 She's a sexy young thing.
1569 01:34:52 Beautiful.Former model/stripper.
1570 01:34:55 Honey, I'm home.
1571 01:34:57 Wife:I'm in the bedroom.
1572 01:35:03 Imhotep arrives.
1573 01:35:08 - Oh. Oh.- Ahoy, my queen.
1574 01:35:12 Oh, Mr. mayor, baby.I am so hot.
1575 01:35:17 Your honor.My pharaoh.
1576 01:35:20 I will now takemy chi-town Cleopatra.
1577 01:35:25 No peace,no pussy.
1578 01:35:29 If I can't havemy wife's pretty bottom,
1579 01:35:31 from your tushI'll find meaning.
1580 01:35:33 And you'll be squealing like youwere in that movie "deliverance."
1581 01:35:42 Give this lysistratawhat she wants.
1582 01:35:45 - She wants world peace.- Give her fucking world peace!
1583 01:35:47 You read me?Get the job done!
1584 01:36:34 Man:Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
1585 01:36:56 You knowI knew your pops.
1586 01:36:57 Father's in there.
1587 01:37:14 I'm good.
1588 01:37:19 We need you and the spartansto come down to the armory
1589 01:37:21 and joinin the peach talks.
1590 01:37:24 Fuck I care if these lames ain'tgetting ass? Ain't my task.
1591 01:37:28 So lysistrata'snot your woman?
1592 01:37:29 Now you're fuckingwith my rep.
1593 01:37:32 Bigger thanyour fucking rep.
1594 01:37:35 Ain't no such thing.
1595 01:37:38 Father, you know whatI've always wanted to ask you?
1596 01:37:42 What a white boylike you
1597 01:37:44 doing all up in the e-duball these years?
1598 01:37:47 I grew up eight blocksfrom St. Sabina.
1599 01:37:50 When I took a vowto be a priest,
1600 01:37:52 it had to be in the streets'cause Jesus rolled
1601 01:37:54 with the sufferingand the poor.
1602 01:37:58 Imagine no morestray bullets
1603 01:38:01 killing innocent childrenlike Patti no more.
1604 01:38:08 Bullets ain't gotno name, no eyes.
1605 01:38:11 That's right.
1606 01:38:13 They're just designedto take lives.
1607 01:38:16 Like they'll take yourssoon, son.
1608 01:38:18 Three placesyou're gonna end up...
1609 01:38:21 County morgue, countyhospital or county jail.
1610 01:38:24 People downtowndon't give a fuck about you.
1611 01:38:28 You in the system.You in jail.
1612 01:38:30 And you won't make bail.
1613 01:38:32 And it's privatized nowto capitalize.
1614 01:38:35 No more insurance card.No more family to feed.
1615 01:38:38 You hanging from a tree.
1616 01:38:40 You're not evencosting them money.
1617 01:38:41 You're makingthem money.
1618 01:38:43 And nobody's gonnahear your bitching
1619 01:38:46 'cause this is a newlegal form of lynching.
1620 01:38:55 That's all you got,huh, padre Miguel?
1621 01:38:57 God loves you.I love you.
1622 01:39:01 And I believe in my heart youhave a higher purpose than this.
1623 01:39:09 Presided overyour father's funeral.
1624 01:39:11 That mean anythingto you?
1625 01:39:29 That enough for yourlittle collection basket?
1626 01:39:36 Thank youfor the donation...
1627 01:39:40 Towards the $5,000 bounty
1628 01:39:42 leading to the arrestof Patti's killer.
1629 01:39:47 I'll pray for you.
1630 01:39:49 Be safe.
1631 01:40:08 Hey, hey.
1632 01:40:55 Come on, let's go.
1633 01:40:58 Any chance you couldpull your pants up?
1634 01:41:31 Yo, lys.It's me, chi.
1635 01:41:33 Come to your senses?
1636 01:41:35 - I got a proposition.- Speak.
1637 01:41:37 - A showdown.- A showdown?
1638 01:41:39 - That's right.- Who?
1639 01:41:41 - Me and you.- I'm not gonna shoot you.
1640 01:41:44 Not a death match.It's a sex match.
1641 01:41:47 First oneto surrender loses.
1642 01:41:50 You lose,you end all this.
1643 01:41:52 No charges filed.
1644 01:41:54 You'll make a public statementapologizing to all men.
1645 01:41:57 It's over.Done with.
1646 01:41:59 And when I win?
1647 01:42:01 You get whatever it isyou're trying to do.
1648 01:42:03 P-e-a-c-e.
1649 01:42:06 P-I-e-c-e.
1650 01:42:09 Pretty damn sureof yourself.
1651 01:42:55 - Contact.- There he is.
1652 01:42:57 This is better thanthe goddamn super bowl.
1653 01:43:01 Pop them on the griddle.Dice 'em, slice 'em,
1654 01:43:03 bait 'em, stew himin his own caresses.
1655 01:43:05 Justice.
1656 01:43:06 - I wish.- I pray.
1657 01:43:09 We should all pray.
1658 01:43:14 - What it do?- 'Sup?
1659 01:43:17 It's been a while.
1660 01:43:18 Three months,13 days, three hours,
1661 01:43:21 seven minutes,and two seconds.
1662 01:43:23 Counting days,huh, bae?
1663 01:43:25 That's how long we womenhave been on strike.
1664 01:43:27 I see you stillon fleek.
1665 01:43:29 Not playing meek.
1666 01:43:33 All:Damn!
1667 01:43:35 Oh, fine!
1668 01:43:37 You know I gotfeelings for you.
1669 01:43:39 Feelings for me?
1670 01:43:41 Down to the bone.
1671 01:43:43 Chi, I'm not pickinga bone with you.
1672 01:43:47 I know you missdaddy dick nasty.
1673 01:43:50 Not more than youmiss this steamy,
1674 01:43:52 creamy,hot butter biscuit.
1675 01:43:54 All:Hot butter biscuit.
1676 01:43:57 I'm on firewith desire.
1677 01:44:00 - Bring it out.
1678 01:44:25 - A brass bed?- That's enemy lead.
1679 01:44:28 Mmm, that's a big assbrass bed
1680 01:44:31 for banging black Booty.
1681 01:44:35 What?My wife's biracial.
1682 01:44:37 Whoever comes firstloses.
1683 01:44:54 We had some good times.
1684 01:44:57 A few.
1685 01:45:00 Especially in the am.
1686 01:45:03 You always liked itin the morning.
1687 01:45:07 Like you liked itat night.
1688 01:45:11 Yeah.
1689 01:45:12 Right and tight.
1690 01:45:18 Missed you.
1691 01:45:22 I missed you back.
1692 01:45:24 You gotthem bedroom eyes.
1693 01:45:27 Like your man biggie say,
1694 01:45:29 they hypnotize.
1695 01:45:32 And like your manTupac said,
1696 01:45:36 how do you want it?
1697 01:45:40 Mm.
1698 01:45:41 Remember our first?
1699 01:45:44 We was in a club.
1700 01:45:47 You was lookingtoo damn good.
1701 01:45:51 I had the chickenand waffle.
1702 01:45:54 - You had the ribs.- Yum, yum.
1703 01:45:56 Took you to the crib,
1704 01:45:58 showed you how I live.
1705 01:46:01 Got you some wine.
1706 01:46:03 Yeah.
1707 01:46:05 Beautiful time.
1708 01:46:06 Mm.
1709 01:46:13 You smell good.
1710 01:46:15 I know.
1711 01:46:27 Now what about peace?
1712 01:46:30 Shit, you the onlypiece I need.
1713 01:46:54 Turn them goddamnmotherfucking lights out!
1714 01:47:02 Lysistrata:Come on, baby, just come.
1715 01:47:04 Come for me.Come for me, baby.
1716 01:47:06 Yeah.
1717 01:47:08 Oh! Oh, chi.
1718 01:47:12 Shit.
1719 01:47:16 Missed giving it to you.
1720 01:47:19 We gonna win.We gonna win.
1721 01:47:28 Both:Oh, shit!
1722 01:47:34 We done, yo.
1723 01:47:36 - Cyclops?- Oh!
1724 01:47:37 - Oh!
1725 01:47:39 - That's my man.- What?
1726 01:47:41 We done.
1727 01:47:43 You knowwe wrong, right?
1728 01:47:45 - The fuck you mean we wrong?- Dead wrong.
1729 01:47:48 I want my woman indigo more thanI want a dead yo spartan purple.
1730 01:47:51 Not getting some becausewe out here acting dumb?
1731 01:47:54 I'd rather my glock don'tcock than my nuts stay numb.
1732 01:47:57 Lysistrata took no pity.
1733 01:47:59 Turned out every gangster in this city.Global, really.
1734 01:48:02 I asked cyclops to be here.You've been played for peace.
1735 01:48:05 This the 411.Listen to your queen, son.
1736 01:48:09 I had timeto reevaluate my shit.
1737 01:48:11 Don't think I turned bitch, butmotherfuckers like us in the life,
1738 01:48:15 we, too,need to strike.
1739 01:48:17 Put some changein our refrain
1740 01:48:19 and stop all of thiskilling pain.
1741 01:48:22 Thus...
1742 01:48:28 We the united federationof gangsterism
1743 01:48:30 for the state ofdrillinois hereby decree
1744 01:48:34 we cashing in our chips.
1745 01:48:36 Done with allof this dumb shit.
1746 01:48:38 Now we justwaiting on you.
1747 01:48:41 So what it be, g?
1748 01:48:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah.Whatever, nigga.
1749 01:48:45 Look, I'm over hereputting in work.
1750 01:48:47 I got this.I'm about to win.
1751 01:48:50 We got this.
1752 01:48:55 We...
1753 01:48:57 Got nothing.
1754 01:50:12 Every fortune 500 companyhas signed the peace accord
1755 01:50:15 ensuring that every personin the hoods of America
1756 01:50:20 of employment ageis guaranteed a job.
1757 01:50:23 And I don't meanno minimum age neither.
1758 01:50:32 New hospitals and mentalhealth facilities
1759 01:50:34 will be built by theUnited States government.
1760 01:50:37 And finally, there will be amuch needed trauma center
1761 01:50:40 on Chicago's south side.
1762 01:50:44 Lysistrata,
1763 01:50:46 this is whatjustice looks like.
1764 01:50:55 We will now signthe peace accord.
1765 01:51:06 Yeah.
1766 01:51:13 Peace is notthe absence of war,
1767 01:51:16 but a newfound lovefor one another.
1768 01:51:19 Your Johnsons broughtyou to the table,
1769 01:51:21 but that truceis unstable.
1770 01:51:23 We need truth andreconciliation for the victims,
1771 01:51:26 the ones that livewith this pain of loss
1772 01:51:29 and must deal withthe long-term human cost.
1773 01:51:44 Chi-raq.
1774 01:52:20 We are the mothersof the hoods.
1775 01:52:22 All have lost someoneto this senseless war.
1776 01:52:26 There will beno birthdays for them.
1777 01:52:28 No first dates.
1778 01:52:31 No walk down the aisles.No tomorrows.
1779 01:52:34 Why the fuck y'all gotme on full blast?
1780 01:52:36 Why y'all tryingto put me on front street?
1781 01:52:38 This is my Pam.She is 10 years old.
1782 01:52:41 - I don't want to hear that shit.- Chi! Please.
1783 01:52:45 One summer day
1784 01:52:48 back when we lived in thecabrini-green projects,
1785 01:52:51 Pam was outsidejumping double Dutch
1786 01:52:55 when they started shooting.
1787 01:52:57 She was shotthrough her left eye
1788 01:53:01 by a stray bullet.
1789 01:53:04 This was over20 years ago.
1790 01:53:06 And children dyingfrom stray bullets
1791 01:53:10 wasn't a common occurrencelike it is today.
1792 01:53:15 Days later, a young mancame to my apartment
1793 01:53:18 and he beggedmy forgiveness.
1794 01:53:24 Then he confessedto the police.
1795 01:53:27 Back thenit was a violation
1796 01:53:31 of the gang codeto murder children.
1797 01:53:39 He knew.
1798 01:53:42 He knew
1799 01:53:44 if he didn't confessto me and the police,
1800 01:53:47 that the gangswould end his life.
1801 01:53:52 That manwas your father.
1802 01:53:56 Jamel.
1803 01:54:09 Never knew him.
1804 01:54:13 Only heard stories.
1805 01:54:17 Got killed in prisonwhen I was just a shorty.
1806 01:54:20 He triedto be a good man.
1807 01:54:25 You can be a good man.
1808 01:54:34 Be a good man.
1809 01:54:40 Be a good man.
1810 01:54:46 Be a good man.
1811 01:54:50 Be a good man.
1812 01:54:54 Be a good man.
1813 01:54:59 Be a good man.
1814 01:55:19 I did dirt.
1815 01:55:20 You got somethingyou wanna say?
1816 01:55:45 I killedyour baby Patti.
1817 01:55:52 God!
1818 01:55:53 It was an accident.
1819 01:55:55 God!
1820 01:55:58 God!
1821 01:56:00 God!
1822 01:56:23 Pray for me.Please.
1823 01:56:28 What y'all looking at?
1824 01:56:31 Time for youto do the same.
1825 01:56:33 Take the blame.Take the claim.
1826 01:56:36 Take it on the chinand confess your sins.
1827 01:56:39 Be a man and quit trying tosuppress this pain you in.
1828 01:56:42 Hell of a mess,this gang you in.
1829 01:56:44 Sleepless nights.
1830 01:56:46 Too weak to fight.
1831 01:56:48 Couldn't reach usto teach us right.
1832 01:56:50 Our crying mothers.Our dying brothers.
1833 01:56:53 D and d, that's what they want us to be.Deaf and dumb.
1834 01:56:56 But you see, the only onewe protecting is the gun.
1835 01:56:59 So run, nigga, run.I let it run out of me.
1836 01:57:02 'Cause I'm finally freefrom all these demons.
1837 01:57:05 Finally, they leaving.Finally, I'm breathing.
1838 01:57:07 So bring the truth.Bring the truth.
1839 01:57:10 Bring the truth, brother.Bring it.
1840 01:57:23 He'll be all right.
1841 01:57:25 Chi-raq can take careof himself.
1842 01:57:27 That's Demetrius.
1843 01:57:29 It's not Chi-Raq.
1844 01:57:52 As Stevie wonder sings,
1845 01:57:54 all in love is fair.
1846 01:57:57 Well, I ain'ttoo sure about that,
1847 01:57:59 but for nowI'll say yeah.
1848 01:58:02 Lysistrata formedan army
1849 01:58:04 more powerfulthan the Roman empire.
1850 01:58:07 Burned through the cityjust like that Chicago fire.
1851 01:58:11 So rememberqueen prophet lysistrata
1852 01:58:15 and the lessonsthat she taught you.
1853 01:58:19 The only real securityis love, y'all.
1854 01:58:23 L-o-v-e.
1855 01:58:28 Let's all togethermake Chi-Raq
1856 01:58:31 back into Chicago,
1857 01:58:34 city ofthe broad shoulders.
1858 01:58:39 Peace.Two fingers.
1859 01:58:48 Wake up!