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1 00:00:39 Yo, let's go. Yep.
2 00:00:41 ♪ Hey ♪
3 00:00:43 ♪ La La ♪
4 00:00:47 ♪ La La ♪
5 00:00:50 ♪ Yeah, building a house so itcan fall at the first brick ♪
6 00:00:55 ♪ If the cement don't stick ♪
7 00:00:58 ♪ But I've been told that itonly gets harder from there ♪
8 00:01:06 ♪ Mm, I said now that I'm young,I just do what I do ♪
9 00:01:10 ♪ I don't second-guesstoo much ♪
10 00:01:14 ♪ Shed my ties,and I'm not that wise ♪
11 00:01:18 ♪ I'm not a grown-up... ♪
12 00:01:20 We have got to geta retail space, man.
13 00:01:21 I'm so over these contractors.
14 00:01:23 Nickel and Dimingour margins all day.
15 00:01:25 Yeah. I hear you, man.
16 00:01:27 Watch the mirror.
17 00:01:35 That's it.
18 00:01:38 Come on, man.
19 00:01:47 Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.
20 00:01:48 Found your number on Google.Hope it's the right one.
21 00:01:52 Look, I know it's been a while,
22 00:01:54 but since we're coming upthrough Tampa,
23 00:01:56 I figured you'd want to know.
24 00:01:59 I got some real bad newsabout Dallas.
25 00:02:02 He's gone, bro.
26 00:02:36 Can I help you?
27 00:02:38 Hi. I'm here for the wake.
28 00:02:41 There's no wake here.
29 00:02:42 All aboard!
30 00:02:45 Okay. Sorry.I think I actually hear it.
31 00:02:50 ♪ I... I... I... I...I... I... I... ♪
32 00:03:04 Come on, baby!
33 00:03:07 Whoo!
34 00:03:15 Holy shit. What the fuckare you doing here?
35 00:03:19 Your towel. Your towel.Your towel.
36 00:03:21 Oh. Yeah. Just go with it, baby.
37 00:03:24 Hey, fellas! Catch and release!
38 00:03:25 No! No, no, no!
39 00:03:28 ♪ Millions of peopleliving as foes ♪
40 00:03:35 Nice entrance.
41 00:03:37 Hey, what's withthis fucking suit, bro?
42 00:03:40 Well, I don't know.
43 00:03:41 Somebody told methis was a wake.
44 00:03:43 A wake?
45 00:03:44 Yeah. Dallas. He's not dead?
46 00:03:46 You told him he was dead?
47 00:03:52 We were gonna invite you,but we got...
48 00:03:53 But we had a fucking coupleof drinks, and we were like,
49 00:03:57 "he's got the girl and the job,
50 00:03:59 and he's not gonna come unlesswe really get his attention."
51 00:04:03 Okay, if he's not dead,then where is he?
52 00:04:06 He fucking bailed on us, man.He took the kid.
53 00:04:10 Started a new show overseas.
54 00:04:13 Wow. Where?
55 00:04:15 Macaw.
56 00:04:16 Macau.
57 00:04:18 Fucking China.
58 00:04:19 Some D-Bag investor offeredDallas a whole bunch of money...
59 00:04:22 Don't say his name, man.Don't give it that power.
60 00:04:26 I can say his name.He's not fucking Voldemort.
61 00:04:29 Fuckin' first timeyou backflipped off that balcony
62 00:04:31 in the middle of the night.
63 00:04:33 I was thinking about doingit again and then punked out.
64 00:04:35 Here she is.Yeah, liquid acid, man.
65 00:04:37 That'll take you backto the original self.
66 00:04:39 No, fuck that shit, man.
67 00:04:41 I woke up under a carin the parking lot.
68 00:04:42 White shadow, meet Mikey. Hi.
69 00:04:44 Mikey Lane, white shadow.Yeah. We've met.
70 00:04:47 Oh, I think she likes you, Mike.All right.
71 00:04:49 Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah,she definitely likes you.
72 00:04:54 Jesus fuck.
73 00:04:55 You look good, Mike.How's everything going, man?
74 00:04:58 Things are good, man.
75 00:04:59 They're really good.The business is crushing it.
76 00:05:02 We got so many orders, I don'teven have enough employees.
77 00:05:05 Uh, I don't know.
78 00:05:06 We're about to expandand get a retail spot.
79 00:05:08 That's nice, man.Yeah. Dude, I'm just...
80 00:05:10 I'm just happy to be runningmy own show for once.
81 00:05:13 I feel that one.
82 00:05:14 How's the old girl?
83 00:05:15 She's good, man. Yeah.
84 00:05:17 Yeah? Yeah, I mean...
85 00:05:19 You guys...You still haven't told me
86 00:05:21 what the fuck y'all are doingin Tampa.
87 00:05:23 Today, you are looking at it,brother.
88 00:05:26 Just basking in the gloryof our good fortune.
89 00:05:29 But tomorrow we startthe pilgrimage to myrtle beach
90 00:05:32 for the convention.That's right.
91 00:05:33 One last fucking ride, baby.
92 00:05:36 How's that work without Dallas?
93 00:05:38 Well, you see, we, uh...Tobias is gonna M.C.
94 00:05:43 All right, all right, all right!
95 00:05:46 How y'all ladies doing heretonight?
96 00:05:50 That's totally gonna work.
97 00:05:52 Just do it just like that.
98 00:05:53 We got a couple daysto perfect that.
99 00:05:56 Uh, look.
100 00:05:57 The point is we still gottwo freak shows,
101 00:05:59 one who can barely dance.
102 00:06:01 One... person of color?
103 00:06:04 I think you mean two.
104 00:06:05 I mean, you're fucking Algerian,bro.
105 00:06:08 Armenian, asshole.
106 00:06:09 Oh, right. Yeah. Armenia.
107 00:06:10 One snowy white Ken doll
108 00:06:12 for all those good littleChristian women.
109 00:06:14 Present.
110 00:06:15 I mean, what the fuck moredo you need?
111 00:06:17 Right?
112 00:06:19 Seize the day! Seize the day.
113 00:06:20 - Am I right?- Yeah! Yes.
114 00:06:22 I'm Goddamned if I'm gonna letmy last memory of this business
115 00:06:25 be getting laid off.That's right.
116 00:06:27 If I'm going down,I'm going down in a... in a...
117 00:06:29 In a Fuckin' Tsunamiof dollar bills!
118 00:06:31 Can I get an "Amen"? Yes.
119 00:06:32 Amen, brother! Make it rain!
120 00:06:34 Amen!
121 00:06:38 All right, let's cut this,then sand it and stain it.
122 00:06:42 Hey, Mike, any wordon that thing we talked about?
123 00:06:46 Uh... y... look.
124 00:06:49 Yes, uh, is... is the answer,but it just can't be right now.
125 00:06:53 I mean, we need a couple morereliable accounts
126 00:06:56 before I can get a policyfor you.
127 00:07:00 All right?
128 00:07:01 Yo, get outta here.
129 00:07:02 Go have dinner with your family.I can do this.
130 00:07:04 Nah, man. Come on.It's no problem, man.
131 00:07:06 Come on, it's fine. Seriously.
132 00:07:08 Yeah? I got it. I got it.Go home.
133 00:07:10 Thanks. Thanks, brother.
134 00:07:58 You're listeningto the golden age of hip-hop.
135 00:08:02 Only on spotify.
136 00:08:35 ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪
137 00:08:38 ♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪
138 00:08:41 ♪ Someone who knowshow to ride ♪
139 00:08:45 ♪ Without even falling off ♪
140 00:08:49 ♪ Got to be compatible ♪
141 00:08:52 ♪ Takes to my limits ♪
142 00:08:55 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪
143 00:08:58 ♪ I promise that you won'twant to get off ♪
144 00:09:02 ♪ You're horny ♪
145 00:09:03 ♪ Let's do it ♪
146 00:09:05 ♪ Ride it ♪
147 00:09:07 ♪ My pony ♪
148 00:09:08 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
149 00:09:12 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪
150 00:09:15 ♪ You're horny ♪
151 00:09:17 ♪ Let's do it ♪
152 00:09:19 ♪ Ride it ♪
153 00:09:20 ♪ My pony ♪
154 00:09:22 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
155 00:09:26 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪
156 00:09:29 ♪ Sittin' here flossin' ♪
157 00:09:33 ♪ Peepin' your steelo ♪
158 00:09:35 ♪ Just onceif I have the chance ♪
159 00:09:39 ♪ The things I will do to you ♪
160 00:09:42 ♪ You and your body ♪
161 00:09:46 ♪ Every single portion ♪
162 00:09:48 Make sure it's secure.Pack the pump?
163 00:09:52 Brought one for you, too.
164 00:09:55 All right. That's got the brace.
165 00:09:57 You got the knee brace in there.Copy.
166 00:09:59 Hey, Ken, you got that endlesssummer spray tan mix, brother?
167 00:10:02 You know I do, brother.First thing I packed.
168 00:10:05 Y'all got room forone more on this motherfucker?
169 00:10:09 What in the hellare you doing here, man?
170 00:10:12 What do you thinkI'm doing here, man?
171 00:10:14 You said seize the day.I ain't missing this shit.
172 00:10:15 You got off work?C.E.O. Of my own company.
173 00:10:18 I take vacationswhen I want them.
174 00:10:20 Wait.Your girl gave you a hall pass?
175 00:10:22 I don't need a hall pass,
176 00:10:23 I just somebody to tell methat this isn't a terrible idea.
177 00:10:26 Oh, this is a horrible idea.But you can't take it back now.
178 00:10:30 So get the fuck on the Van.
179 00:10:32 Let's go. Yeah!
180 00:10:34 This is like when Justincame back to backstreet.
181 00:10:37 You fucking kidding me?Justin was in nsync.
182 00:10:40 Kevin Richardson came backto Backstreet in 2012.
183 00:10:43 Get your Orlando historystraight.
184 00:10:44 I'm not from Orlando.I don't give a shit.
185 00:10:46 Well, you know who does givea shit?
186 00:10:48 People who actually havemusical taste.
187 00:10:49 Backstreet wasthe only legitimate boy band
188 00:10:52 that ever came out of Florida,period.
189 00:10:54 And that conversationjust happened.
190 00:10:56 Welcome back, Mike!
191 00:10:57 Welcome back, brother.
192 00:11:00 ♪ Oh, my, oh, tell me why ♪
193 00:11:03 ♪ Ain't this somethingthat money can't buy? ♪
194 00:11:06 ♪ Oh, money ♪
195 00:11:07 ♪ Money ♪
196 00:11:09 ♪ Money ♪
197 00:11:11 ♪ Money ♪
198 00:11:12 ♪ Money ♪
199 00:11:14 ♪ Money ♪
200 00:11:15 ♪ That money can't... ♪
201 00:11:16 Hey, Mikey, what do youthink of the truck, bro?
202 00:11:19 This thing's fucking crazy.Right?
203 00:11:21 Hey, so, I got my, uh,my buddy Martín.
204 00:11:24 He hooked me up with his uncle'sold roach coach.
205 00:11:26 And then I got Tarzan back there
206 00:11:28 to paint it upall sick Picasso style.
207 00:11:30 Yeah, I mean, I'm mostlyan oil-on-canvas guy,
208 00:11:33 but I did the best I could.
209 00:11:36 What exactly are y'all doingout of it, though?
210 00:11:38 I'm making artisanalprobiotic Froyo.
211 00:11:41 I serve it out of this side.
212 00:11:43 Tobias spins out of the other.
213 00:11:44 The whole thing's likea healthy mobile block party.
214 00:11:47 It's crazy, right?
215 00:11:48 We'll keep your feet looseand satisfy your sweet tooth.
216 00:11:51 That's actuallya pretty Fuckin' good idea.
217 00:11:53 Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike.
218 00:11:55 Yeah. Good show.♪ Money can buy you silks and sable ♪
219 00:11:58 ♪ False religion,fame and fable ♪
220 00:12:00 Is this, uh, is thishow the whole trip is gonna be?
221 00:12:02 You're gonna... you're gonna beon this thing the whole time?
222 00:12:05 Are you kidding?
223 00:12:06 Relax.
224 00:12:08 I got a bunch of ordersjust came in.
225 00:12:09 All the guys at the shopare just freaking out.
226 00:12:11 If you're gonna be here,be here, man.
227 00:12:13 Be present.
228 00:12:14 Okay. I'll... be present.
229 00:12:17 ♪ Money ♪
230 00:12:18 ♪ Said money ♪
231 00:12:19 What are you even doing?
232 00:12:21 Narcissus is taking picsof his eyebrows.
233 00:12:23 Yeah. You zoom in.
234 00:12:24 You find the shityou can't catch in the mirror.
235 00:12:26 See? Look.I need a Tweeze right there.
236 00:12:30 Shit works.
237 00:12:34 Mike, come on, man.
238 00:12:36 All right. Relax.
239 00:12:38 Yo.
240 00:12:42 All right. That's it.
241 00:12:45 What are you... yo!What the fuck are you doing?
242 00:12:48 IPhone went "bye, phone."Are you serious right now?
243 00:12:52 Buy another one, you rich motherfucker.Turn the fucking truck around.
244 00:12:54 No. Keep driving.
245 00:12:55 How do you like that, bitch?
246 00:12:58 Oh, I welcome it.
247 00:12:59 Yeah? Yeah.
248 00:13:00 That wasn't my phone.
249 00:13:01 It was mine.
250 00:13:02 Oh. Fuck. I'm sorry. Fuck!
251 00:13:05 I had like seven minutes lefton it, man.
252 00:13:07 Here. Have a shake.
253 00:13:08 I don't want a fucking shake.
254 00:13:10 What...What am I supposed to do?
255 00:13:12 I should chuck your big assright off this fucking truck.
256 00:13:14 That's the Mikey I remember!
257 00:13:15 Look, if you ain't ready
258 00:13:17 to bring it old schoolthis weekend,
259 00:13:18 then you need to hop the fuck upoff this food truck right now.
260 00:13:21 What the fuckare you even talking about?
261 00:13:23 Why do you think I camethis weekend?
262 00:13:24 I don't know, man.It's been a long time.
263 00:13:26 But I do know this.
264 00:13:28 You better be ready to followmy ass
265 00:13:29 down the rabbit hole, brother.
266 00:13:30 I'm talking out of body, baby.
267 00:13:32 Astral projection!
268 00:13:34 Tobias,we're going to mad Mary's.
269 00:13:36 Hell, yeah! Oh, shit.
270 00:13:37 Nobody... nobody messes with themojo on the last ride, brother.
271 00:13:41 Whoo!
272 00:13:54 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪
273 00:13:56 Come on.
274 00:13:58 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪
275 00:14:01 ♪ Oh ♪
276 00:14:02 ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
277 00:14:03 Hey, you guys remember thelast time we were in this club
278 00:14:06 and you... you... You and Ken
279 00:14:07 were fucking withthose two girls from the club?
280 00:14:10 What... what was the girlwith the black hair's name?
281 00:14:12 I don't fucking know.
282 00:14:13 How am I supposed toremember that?
283 00:14:14 What?! I don't know.
284 00:14:16 You don't fucking remember that?
285 00:14:18 Man, you are fucking dusty.
286 00:14:19 Julie. Julie, man!The barely legal paralegal.
287 00:14:21 Here we go, man.
288 00:14:23 It's getting late.
289 00:14:29 ♪ Hot stuff ♪
290 00:14:38 Yeah.
291 00:14:39 Bonjour, lovelies.
292 00:14:41 How are all y'allnasty motherfuckers doing
293 00:14:44 out there tonight?
294 00:14:45 Doing great! Yeah!
295 00:14:47 Yes.That's the ticket, miss thing.
296 00:14:50 Now, I am miss Tori Snatch,
297 00:14:52 your hostfor this glamorous evening
298 00:14:55 of good ole swamp countrydebauchery.
299 00:14:58 And I've got some good newsfor some of y'all budding queens
300 00:15:02 hiding out there in the shadows.
301 00:15:03 I've got four crumpled-up,coke-dusted $100 bills
302 00:15:10 for the best amateur queenhere in Jacksonville!
303 00:15:17 Yes.
304 00:15:19 So let's get some vogue poppingin this bitch, shall we?
305 00:15:23 Come on now.
306 00:15:26 Young and old, hot and cold...Get your ass on this stage.
307 00:15:31 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
308 00:15:32 You guys really want to go downthe rabbit hole?
309 00:15:34 Isn't that what you said?So you were listening.
310 00:15:36 Okay. All right. All right.All right.
311 00:15:37 I'm gonna go dig it for you,Alice.
312 00:15:39 Let's see how faryou're really willing to go.
313 00:15:40 Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
314 00:15:41 All right. Come on.Let's go. Let's go.
315 00:15:43 Mikey. Oh, it's on!
316 00:17:40 That's the plan.
317 00:17:42 I mean, take over south beach,then the entire east coast.
318 00:17:45 Fucking mobile.
319 00:17:47 You know, low-overhead,high-revenue shit.
320 00:17:50 That's how you get flushin the food industry.
321 00:17:52 Fuck, yeah. What is this?It's really good.
322 00:17:53 Oh, Goddamn right, what is this?Jeez.
323 00:17:56 Fuck.What am I eating right now?
324 00:17:58 - You like that, Mike?- That's gold, right?
325 00:18:00 This is amazing.
326 00:18:01 It's toasted marshmallowtangerine.
327 00:18:03 Whatever it is, it's fabulous.
328 00:18:05 Put marshmallow in my pantsright now.
329 00:18:08 This is... You gotta sell this.
330 00:18:09 Mike, tip of the iceberg, baby.
331 00:18:12 We got Kiwi olive oilwith freeze-dried basil,
332 00:18:14 crème brulée... and my personalfavorite, the flavor of truth.
333 00:18:17 Come on, man. You've beentalking about this shit forever.
334 00:18:20 Why don't you telleverybody here
335 00:18:21 what you're really gonnabe doing come Monday morning.
336 00:18:26 Grinding those snow conesat the Northdale Mall.
337 00:18:28 Yeah. Well, that's justfor market research, bitch.
338 00:18:31 Till we get the fundsto do what we really need.
339 00:18:34 That's all it is, bro.Fucking hater.
340 00:18:36 Besides, I think it beats rakingthe infield at Tropicana.
341 00:18:40 Well, at least the shitI'm working on can go global.
342 00:18:43 What?
343 00:18:45 - Wait. What?- Yeah.
344 00:18:46 I'm sorry. What?
345 00:18:48 Why don't you enlighten us,constant gardener?
346 00:18:51 Yeah, please...Please enlighten me.
347 00:18:53 I have to know what this, like,piece of genius is.
348 00:18:55 Shamwow uswith your ingenious invention.
349 00:18:58 Come on, rich, man.Tito laid his shit out.
350 00:19:00 Everybody's cool. Just tell us.
351 00:19:02 It's us, bro.
352 00:19:03 Just tell us, man.
353 00:19:05 Come on. Let's go.Let's go. Come on.
354 00:19:06 All right.
355 00:19:08 But if any of you motherfuckerssteals my idea,
356 00:19:10 I swear to God I will...
357 00:19:11 Why you got to pointat the fucking Mexican
358 00:19:13 when you say "steals," dude?
359 00:19:14 We get it. Just... just go.
360 00:19:16 Let's have it, tough guy.
361 00:19:19 Condomints.
362 00:19:21 What are the two most importantthings you need to take with you
363 00:19:24 when you go out on the weekend?
364 00:19:26 Ketchup and mustard?
365 00:19:30 Your condoms and your mints.
366 00:19:32 Oh, my... what?
367 00:19:34 I put them together in onepackage, like a pack of gum.
368 00:19:37 Sell it at a gas station.
369 00:19:39 "Condomints."
370 00:19:40 It's not bad. Boom!
371 00:19:42 Um, they... they alreadyhave that shit, bitch.
372 00:19:45 You can get it.
373 00:19:48 I get it all the timeat the minimart.
374 00:19:50 I'm sorry.
375 00:19:52 They're at every single circle kand 7-Eleven across Florida.
376 00:19:56 I'm so sorry, man.
377 00:19:57 Hey, Richie, they didn'tsign the nondisclosure, man.
378 00:20:00 Sorry about it.
379 00:20:02 Hey, Richie,don't worry about it.
380 00:20:03 I got something for you...Top secret, man.
381 00:20:05 Imagine this.A small, little rectangle. Okay?
382 00:20:08 You hold it up to your ear,you speak into it,
383 00:20:10 somebody in a distant landwith the exact same thing
384 00:20:13 can hear it.
385 00:20:14 I just haven't come up witha name for it.
386 00:20:16 I was figuring...
387 00:20:18 Fuck... you. I'm so sorry, man.
388 00:20:20 Oh, God.
389 00:20:22 Hey, I forgot to ask you...You still with Mercedes?
390 00:20:26 No.
391 00:20:27 We agreed to try monogamy,and you know Mercedes.
392 00:20:31 That shit lastedfor about two seconds.
393 00:20:33 Wow. That fucking sucks.I'm sorry.
394 00:20:36 Ah, it's like Oprah said, man...
395 00:20:39 "when someone shows youthemselves, believe them."
396 00:20:45 What? Really?
397 00:20:46 Really? I... okay. Yeah, really.That's what she said.
398 00:20:49 Are we doingthis passive-aggressive shit?
399 00:20:50 Okay. Fine. That's notpassive-aggressive, that's Oprah.
400 00:20:52 Let's fucking make itaggressive.
401 00:20:53 How about this? Let's doa little therapy session here.
402 00:20:56 Old-school...Old-school therapy session.
403 00:20:58 Get up. Let's go. We're gonnaget this out in one swing.
404 00:20:59 Are we fucking primates now, man?Come on.
405 00:21:01 Get it out in one hit and let'snot talk about it anymore.
406 00:21:03 I get it. You're mad that... that I fuckingleft. This is seriously fucking stupid.
407 00:21:05 Come on, baby.Let's go. Right here.
408 00:21:07 Just don't hit me in the fucking nuts.Bam. Wow.
409 00:21:09 Are you kidding me? Stop being a pussy.Everybody fucking happy?
410 00:21:11 Stop being a pussy. Let's go.No, man.
411 00:21:12 Don't you call me a fuckingpussy, Christian Bale.
412 00:21:14 No. He didn't call you a pussy.
413 00:21:15 He... he just said you exhibitedpussy-like behavior.
414 00:21:17 Y'all want to unleash the fucking tiger?It's just the behavior of a pussy.
415 00:21:19 Is that what you want? Come on!Release the demon!
416 00:21:21 Oh! Shit!
417 00:21:22 Tiger's out.
418 00:21:28 Are you okay, man?
419 00:21:32 You feel better?
420 00:21:34 No, man,I don't fucking feel better.
421 00:21:35 That was seriously fucked up.
422 00:21:37 Okay.
423 00:21:39 Good. You all right?
424 00:21:40 Yeah.I just got to pee a little.
425 00:21:42 Everybody happy? You getyour fucking gladiator show?
426 00:21:44 That was fucking awesome.
427 00:21:46 No, it wasn't fucking awesome,man.
428 00:21:47 There are a lot better waysto handle that shit.
429 00:21:49 It's our last fucking ride.I'm outta here.
430 00:21:51 You know, it's alwaysthe pretty ones, like Bundy.
431 00:21:56 It is, man.
432 00:22:00 There you go. That's it.That... that's perfect.
433 00:22:20 Yo. That's protected land, sir!
434 00:22:22 You're destroying sea Turtlebiosphere with that urine.
435 00:22:26 Are you serious right now?Come on.
436 00:22:28 Really? All right.Well, don't look at me.
437 00:22:30 Look out into the ocean.Got it. I got it.
438 00:22:32 Get the picture here?I'm running out.
439 00:22:34 Yes. Thank you. I'm done.
440 00:22:36 That's... that's it.There we go.
441 00:22:38 That's... that's usually whathappens when I pee on the beach.
442 00:22:43 Yeah. Yeah.
443 00:22:45 Drag queens. That's, uh...
444 00:22:48 Ooh, doing Drag Queen stuff.
445 00:22:50 You love Drag Queens.
446 00:22:52 Yep.
447 00:22:54 I am one,so I seek out my people.
448 00:22:57 You are one? You are one?Mm-hmm. On the inside.
449 00:23:00 Got it. Mostly.
450 00:23:01 Of course it's on the inside.
451 00:23:03 Yeah. What's her name?
452 00:23:04 Dolly Titz.
453 00:23:05 Dolly Tits?
454 00:23:06 With a "z."
455 00:23:07 With a "z." Mm-hmm.
456 00:23:08 Where is she from?
457 00:23:10 Here. Okay.
458 00:23:11 And she loves couponingand Nascar.
459 00:23:13 I got an inner Drag Queen, too.
460 00:23:15 Oh. Really? Yeah.
461 00:23:16 Okay. I figured.
462 00:23:18 Uh, what's her name?
463 00:23:20 Her name is...
464 00:23:22 Clitoria Labia is her name.
465 00:23:24 That's actually not bad.
466 00:23:26 It's not bad at all.She's... she's the main bitch.
467 00:23:28 She's like Cheetaraand Grace Jones.
468 00:23:31 And they always sing"Rapper's Delight"
469 00:23:34 everywhere they go.
470 00:23:39 So, you and your friends, um,frequent drag shows, do you?
471 00:23:44 No. Not... well, somet...
472 00:23:46 We just do it on the way upto myrtle beach every year.
473 00:23:49 Right. Oh, right.
474 00:23:51 This stripper conventionthat I keep hearing about.
475 00:23:54 Yep.It's the infamous convention.
476 00:23:57 Which one are you, then?You, um...
477 00:23:59 Which what?
478 00:24:00 Are you Cop in a thongor Iron Man in a thong?
479 00:24:05 I am... I am...
480 00:24:07 You're gonna have to payto see that.
481 00:24:09 That's what I am.
482 00:24:11 Or I'll just load up on allthose fantastic '80s hair bands
483 00:24:15 for my drive instead.
484 00:24:17 Where you going?Where you headed?
485 00:24:18 Uh... Just on the road again.
486 00:24:21 New York this time. Okay.
487 00:24:23 Um, and I...
488 00:24:25 Basically, I'm just trying toavoid ending up on the pole.
489 00:24:28 Like you.
490 00:24:30 But you never know.
491 00:24:31 "Stripper pissing on beachin contemplative pose"
492 00:24:34 could sell for thousandsone day.
493 00:24:36 If that's true,then I will whip it out
494 00:24:38 and start peeing on whateveryou tell me to pee on,
495 00:24:42 and we can just...We can cash in.
496 00:24:44 Fantastic.I love the Enthusiasm.
497 00:24:47 Save some of it, though,
498 00:24:48 because you and I are gonnauntie that sailboat over there
499 00:24:51 and organize a first-evercross-dressing search party
500 00:24:54 out to that island.
501 00:24:55 What do you say?
502 00:24:56 Uh... Win or Die, stripper guy.
503 00:24:59 I-I say that, um...
504 00:25:01 I would actually loveto do that.
505 00:25:03 But I'd say I know what happenson that island,
506 00:25:06 and I just... that's just...Mm-hmm.
507 00:25:09 I think I'm gonna opt out.
508 00:25:10 Oh. What happens on that island?
509 00:25:13 It's just I know what happensfor me on that island.
510 00:25:17 Oh, I see.
511 00:25:20 You think I'm gonna hook upwith you. Mm.
512 00:25:22 That's not at all what I said.At all.
513 00:25:24 That's the farthest thingfrom what I said.
514 00:25:26 'Cause I said I would want to goto that island,
515 00:25:28 and then I know what I would do
516 00:25:30 and then somehow that probablywouldn't work out
517 00:25:32 on any level that I wouldwant it to work out on,
518 00:25:35 and then I think
519 00:25:36 that it's probably betterif I just go back.
520 00:25:39 Yeah.
521 00:25:40 Wow.
522 00:25:41 Okay.
523 00:25:42 Well, fret not, Casanova.You're safe with me.
524 00:25:46 I'm not going througha guy phase anyway.
525 00:25:49 Oh.
526 00:25:50 Well, in that case,that makes things easier.
527 00:25:53 Yeah. 'Cause thenall the more reason
528 00:25:55 for me to probably just go dothe good-night thing.
529 00:25:59 Okay. Yeah.
530 00:26:00 It was nice to meet you, though,Dolly Titz.
531 00:26:03 Back at you, Clitoria.
532 00:26:27 Good morning. Good morning.
533 00:26:30 You sleep okay?
534 00:26:32 Yeah. Actually, I did.
535 00:26:35 Mm-hmm.
536 00:26:40 My meditation was really clearthis morning, man.
537 00:26:42 I just... just feel like I gota lot of the negativity out.
538 00:26:48 That's... that's good.
539 00:26:50 Yeah. That's good.
540 00:26:51 I'm happy you feel lighter.
541 00:26:54 I'm happy you finally gotwhat you wanted, man.
542 00:26:57 Yeah? I am.
543 00:26:58 No. I... we say shitall the fucking time,
544 00:27:01 but you went and did it, man.
545 00:27:02 I'm jealous.Oh... oh, shut the fuck up.
546 00:27:04 All right?I'm fucking jealous. I am.
547 00:27:06 No. If there's anybodythat was jealous, it was me.
548 00:27:08 What? Every time I would comeover to your apartment...
549 00:27:11 Remember?I'd put on your tide commercial.
550 00:27:14 That shit was dope.
551 00:27:16 ♪ For that extra clean! ♪♪ For that extra clean! ♪
552 00:27:19 Ding! Oh, shit.
553 00:27:22 I mean, Lookit.
554 00:27:23 I would...I would think to myself,
555 00:27:25 "I'd be set if I could just getto where Ken was."
556 00:27:27 Yeah, I'm real set here.
557 00:27:29 I'm real set.
558 00:27:30 My agent's got me doingYoutube videos now, man.
559 00:27:32 So what are you gonna doafter this weekend?
560 00:27:35 Send my head shot around,hope for the best.
561 00:27:38 There's a casting director comesby the club sometimes, so...
562 00:27:45 I'm still pretty.
563 00:27:46 Yeah.
564 00:27:48 I know you're still pretty,but look at these guys.
565 00:27:53 What are they gonna doafter this?
566 00:27:55 I don't know.
567 00:27:57 Morning, gorgeous.
568 00:27:59 Oh, my God,did you guys even sleep?
569 00:28:04 Are the girls still hereor they leave?
570 00:28:06 Oh, they left about a...About an hour ago.
571 00:28:11 Did you, uh, did you bangee?
572 00:28:13 You bangee? Show him the thing.
573 00:28:18 Wow.
574 00:28:20 That's... okay.
575 00:28:21 She said if I had reason to callbefore it faded,
576 00:28:24 then maybe it was meant to be.
577 00:28:26 Oh. That's... that's romantic.
578 00:28:28 They're staying in Charlestontonight, so...
579 00:28:32 I don't know.It's smack dab on our way.
580 00:28:33 Maybe it was meant to be.Yeah, man.
581 00:28:35 Good work on that, by the way.
582 00:28:37 What about you?
583 00:28:38 Did you bangee?
584 00:28:39 No. No?
585 00:28:42 I haven't had actual sexin almost five months.
586 00:28:45 Every time a chick gets...A look at it,
587 00:28:49 she's like, "how abouta blow job or hand job?"
588 00:28:52 Well...
589 00:28:53 Just got to findthe right lady, man.
590 00:28:56 That's unfortunate for you.
591 00:28:57 It's like a blessing and a curseat the same time, huh?
592 00:29:00 Laugh at my plight.
593 00:29:01 Look, m-maybe it's likethe glass slipper, man.
594 00:29:04 You just need to findthe right one.
595 00:29:06 Dude, I'm 35 years old, okay?
596 00:29:08 If it hasn't happened already,it ain't gonna happen.
597 00:29:11 Let's face it,I'm probably fucked.
598 00:29:13 Oh. All right.
599 00:29:14 On that note, uh, let's getthis circus back on the road.
600 00:29:17 Who wants to see if Tarzan diedin his sleep last night?
601 00:29:19 Fuck that, man.I woke him up last time.
602 00:29:22 I'll do it. I got it.
603 00:29:24 I'll clean upthe nonbiodegradables.
604 00:29:36 What's up, bro?
605 00:29:37 A little, uh,breakfast of champions?
606 00:29:39 Molly? Yeah.
607 00:29:41 You realize we'll be uselessin an hour.
608 00:29:42 What are you, fucking 12, dude?Just take it.
609 00:29:44 Oh, fuck! All right. Fine.
610 00:29:46 Guess I knowwhat today's gonna be like.
611 00:29:48 All right, get your moon rocks!
612 00:29:51 All right. So what's the planabout this thing?
613 00:29:54 Okay.So we got it all planned out.
614 00:29:56 Tobias is gonna warm upthe crowd,
615 00:29:57 then we're gonna hit them
616 00:29:59 with the old 4th of Julyarmy routine. Oorah.
617 00:30:01 That still makes mefeel like a warmonger
618 00:30:02 with everything going onpolitically right now.
619 00:30:04 Oh, come onwith the hippie shit.
620 00:30:06 It's in season. We're doing it.
621 00:30:08 Hey, if you want that Karma,go for it, all right?
622 00:30:10 We're gonna hit them with"Raining Men" right after.
623 00:30:13 Right.
624 00:30:14 Then Tobias is gonna introthe solos.
625 00:30:16 Listen.
626 00:30:17 I think you should bring back"Pony," bro.
627 00:30:20 I could do that.
628 00:30:23 And I'm...Look, "Pony" is great.
629 00:30:25 I have, uh...Can I pitch you something?
630 00:30:27 Let me just throw something out.
631 00:30:29 And I completely understand thatI'm coming in at the 11th hour,
632 00:30:32 and I don't want to stepon toes.
633 00:30:34 But what if...
634 00:30:36 I mean, if this really isour last ride,
635 00:30:38 what if we make up some new shitand go out with a fucking bang
636 00:30:41 and just burn this shit downwith some new routines?
637 00:30:43 We... we can't do that, man.We got two days.
638 00:30:46 I mean, Mike, that's whatwe've rehearsed, man.
639 00:30:49 Yeah, and don't call our shit lame, bro.You're right. You know what?
640 00:30:52 I'm not calling your shit lame.
641 00:30:54 I'm just saying that cowboysand firemen dancing to '80s rock
642 00:30:56 is not... not lame.No. You know what is lame?
643 00:30:58 Looking like a bag of dicksat our last convention
644 00:31:00 'cause we don't haveour fucking act straight.
645 00:31:02 Okay. Point taken.
646 00:31:03 Let me ask you a question,though.
647 00:31:05 Um... okay.
648 00:31:07 You're still doing, uh,the fireman routine, right?
649 00:31:09 You know it. All right.
650 00:31:10 Have you ever wanted to bea fireman?
651 00:31:12 A real one? Yes, a real fireman.
652 00:31:15 No. I got the phobia thing.
653 00:31:17 You have a fire phobia. Okay.
654 00:31:18 So, uh, you still doing itto that... that kiss song?
655 00:31:21 Fuck, yeah. "Hotter than Hell."
656 00:31:22 "Hotter than Hell."Do you like that song?
657 00:31:23 Crushes.
658 00:31:25 I know it crushes,but do you like it?
659 00:31:27 Do you play itwhen you're not onstage?
660 00:31:29 I don't see your point here.
661 00:31:30 My point is, if you don'tlike it, why did you pick it?
662 00:31:32 Well, I didn't pick it.Dallas did.
663 00:31:34 Exactly my point.Dallas picked it.
664 00:31:36 You didn't pick it, so it's noton the inside. You know what?
665 00:31:38 Just because you made up some ofyour own routines back in the day
666 00:31:40 doesn't mean that you get towaltz back in here
667 00:31:42 after three years and try totell us how to run our own shit.
668 00:31:44 I'm not trying to tell youwhat the fuck to do. No!
669 00:31:45 I'm just say...There is no fucking universe
670 00:31:47 in which I am not doingthat fireman routine!
671 00:31:53 You can find it, man.
672 00:31:54 You got to just, like,let go, okay?
673 00:31:56 I fucking got it! What? What?
674 00:31:58 Yo, it's likea fucking real wedding,
675 00:32:00 - except like a fantasy.- Oh, my God, dude!
676 00:32:02 And, like, I go out in the crowd...Yes!
677 00:32:04 ...and find myself, like,a real fucking bride.
678 00:32:06 Oh, fuck! And I doeverything with her!
679 00:32:09 Like, I'll have a ringand everything,
680 00:32:11 and I'll propose to her, and peoplethrow rice. They are throwing rice!
681 00:32:14 Rice out of our fucking pants! Yes.Dude, they're fucking...
682 00:32:16 They're all... everyone's throwing rice.It's just so complex.
683 00:32:18 Or birdseed. What are youfucking talking about, man?!
684 00:32:19 Yo, man, I'm nota fucking dancer like you.
685 00:32:21 I just can't come up with shiton the spot.
686 00:32:22 No, it's not... it's not aboutbeing a dancer, Richie.
687 00:32:25 It's not. Okay, look.
688 00:32:27 "Pony"... it's not... thatwasn't a dance routine, okay?
689 00:32:30 All it was is I was at a partyand saw this badass girl.
690 00:32:33 And she was with her boyfriend,
691 00:32:34 and he did not look likehe was hitting that shit right.
692 00:32:37 So that... that song came on,and all I did was just...
693 00:32:39 All I did was just, like,imagine what I would do to her.
694 00:32:41 That was it.That was all "Pony" ever was.
695 00:32:43 No, man.It sounds fucking complex.
696 00:32:45 Why is that... no, it's not.Look at... look at you!
697 00:32:47 You're a fucking Greek God.
698 00:32:49 You could fucking tie your shoe
699 00:32:51 and make some girl'sentire year, man.
700 00:32:53 It's just got to come fromin here.
701 00:32:54 Seriously? You just have to be you.Yeah. I know so.
702 00:32:56 You know what? Fuck that.
703 00:32:57 I bet you you can go in thereright now...
704 00:32:59 I bet you you can go in thereand fucking make her day.
705 00:33:01 Who, her? Tarzan: Hell, yeah.Hell, yeah.
706 00:33:03 That girl looks likeshe's never fucking smiled
707 00:33:05 in her entire fucking life.Then that's your goal.
708 00:33:07 That is your goal. All themore reason, man. What?
709 00:33:09 You got to go in thereand make her smile. No!
710 00:33:10 That's it.That's all you've got to do.
711 00:33:11 Yes. And if you... look.
712 00:33:13 If you can't do that,then no one fucking can,
713 00:33:14 and I'll go back and dothe fucking old routines.
714 00:33:16 Oh, fuck! That's a fair deal.That's a fair deal.
715 00:33:19 You're not a fucking...You're not a fireman, Richie!
716 00:33:21 You're not a fireman.I want to hear you say it.
717 00:33:23 "I'm not a fireman.""I am not a fireman."
718 00:33:25 I want to hear you say...Well, I'm not a fucking fireman.
719 00:33:27 You hate fire!I'm a fucking male entertainer.
720 00:33:28 Exactly!You're a male entertainer.
721 00:33:30 Right, man.You can fucking do it.
722 00:33:31 Now go do it! B.D.R.!
723 00:33:32 B.D.R.!
724 00:33:33 Come on! B.D.R.! B.D.R.!
725 00:33:40 Make her day, dude.
726 00:33:41 Let's go.Show that big beautiful heart.
727 00:33:51 ♪ Yeah ♪
728 00:33:57 ♪ You are my fire ♪
729 00:34:02 ♪ The one desire ♪
730 00:34:08 ♪ Believe when I say ♪
731 00:34:13 ♪ I want it that way ♪
732 00:34:17 ♪ When we are two worlds ♪
733 00:34:22 ♪ Apart ♪
734 00:34:24 ♪ Can't reach to your heart ♪
735 00:34:29 ♪ When you say ♪
736 00:34:32 ♪ That I want it that way ♪
737 00:34:36 ♪ Tell me why ♪
738 00:34:38 ♪ Ain't nothingbut a heartache ♪
739 00:34:41 ♪ Tell me why ♪
740 00:34:43 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
741 00:34:46 ♪ Tell me why ♪
742 00:34:47 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪
743 00:34:51 ♪ I want it that way ♪
744 00:34:56 ♪ Am I your fire? ♪
745 00:35:01 ♪ Your one desire? ♪
746 00:35:05 ♪ Yes, I know ♪
747 00:35:08 ♪ It's too late ♪
748 00:35:11 ♪ But I want it that way ♪
749 00:35:15 ♪ Tell me why ♪
750 00:35:16 ♪ Ain't nothingbut a heartache ♪
751 00:35:19 ♪ Tell me why ♪
752 00:35:22 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
753 00:35:25 ♪ Tell me why ♪
754 00:35:27 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪
755 00:35:30 How much for the cheetosand water?
756 00:35:33 ♪ Don't want to hear you say ♪
757 00:35:38 ♪ Ain't nothing but aheartache ♪
758 00:35:40 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
759 00:35:43 ♪ Don't want to hear you say ♪
760 00:35:47 Yeah! Whoo!
761 00:35:49 That was spiritual, man.
762 00:35:50 Yes! I'm proud of you, buddy.
763 00:35:52 We can do this.
764 00:35:53 We can do this! We can do this.
765 00:35:55 We've got to come up withnew shit, okay?
766 00:35:57 Fucking history right here,okay?
767 00:36:00 This shit is history. Gone.
768 00:36:01 We've got to get rid of it.Out with the past.
769 00:36:04 I never wanted to bein the Navy!
770 00:36:06 I don't want this "Top Gun" shit.Fuck the Navy, man.
771 00:36:08 Yeah! Gone!
772 00:36:09 Oh, baby! It's time.
773 00:36:12 That shit itched. It's time.
774 00:36:13 Boom.
775 00:36:14 Boom! That's outta here, baby!
776 00:36:15 Fuck that thing! Richie?
777 00:36:17 Done! Fireman over! Not anymore.
778 00:36:19 I'm not a fireman anymore!
779 00:36:21 Get it outta here.Don't, man. Don't.
780 00:36:23 I'll... I'll throw it awaywhen we get back.
781 00:36:24 No, no, no. Now!
782 00:36:26 It's over. History!
783 00:36:28 New stuff.
784 00:36:29 I love you guys. I... look.
785 00:36:32 I've missed you guys so much.
786 00:36:33 I know we're rolling faceright now,
787 00:36:35 but, like, I just need you guysto know how much I love you.
788 00:36:37 I missed you so much, man.
789 00:36:39 There was a giant holeinside of me
790 00:36:41 that was created when you left.
791 00:36:42 I'm here now. And now Ifeel like it's full again.
792 00:36:44 - I love you, man.- Let's sync this shit up.
793 00:36:46 We gotta sync this up.
794 00:36:47 We're syncing up the energy.I fucking love you, man!
795 00:36:50 Give me your hands, man.
796 00:36:52 Whoo!
797 00:36:53 I take it y'all motherfuckersfeel that?
798 00:36:55 Oh, yeah. Yeah!
799 00:36:56 That is our energies, man.
800 00:36:58 We are connected. Hold...
801 00:37:00 Toby! Toby, throw it back here,brother. We need you.
802 00:37:03 Come on. Come on, man, sync up.
803 00:37:04 Come on! This is powerful, man!
804 00:37:06 You feel that rhythm? Oh, yeah.
805 00:37:08 ♪ Mm, mm-mm-mm ♪
806 00:37:10 Yeah. Ooh, yeah.
807 00:37:11 ♪ Mm, mm-mm-mm ♪I love you guys!
808 00:37:13 That's our pulse, man.
809 00:37:14 I am so thankfulthat we are all here together
810 00:37:16 on this last ride, man.
811 00:37:18 Everybody...Everybody close your eyes
812 00:37:20 and let's just appreciate it,not as six beings, but as one.
813 00:37:23 As one.As one. As one unit, man.
814 00:37:26 One fucking unit.
815 00:37:27 As one. We've got to moveinto the future as one.
816 00:37:29 As one unit.One unit moving as one.
817 00:37:32 The past is over!
818 00:37:33 Yeah.
819 00:37:34 Shit!
820 00:37:43 Ugh.
821 00:37:45 Fuck! What the hell happened?
822 00:37:46 Ow! Get off!Get off my fucking leg!
823 00:37:48 Ugh. Fuck!
824 00:37:49 Is everybody okay?
825 00:37:50 No, I'm not fucking okay!I'm not okay at all!
826 00:37:52 Oh, shit.Hey, we got a man down!
827 00:37:56 Oh, fuck.Where'd that come from?
828 00:37:58 He hit his fucking head there.Oh, shit.
829 00:38:00 He's okay.
830 00:38:01 Your friend suffereda Grade-2 concussion
831 00:38:03 and required some stitches.
832 00:38:04 So he's gonna live? Yes.
833 00:38:07 He'll need to stay herefor 48 hours of observation.
834 00:38:10 He's in here.
835 00:38:11 My pupils bugging out?
836 00:38:13 Shh. Be cool.
837 00:38:15 You think she knows?
838 00:38:20 Oh, shit, man.
839 00:38:23 Hey. Toby.
840 00:38:25 What's up, buddy? Hey, bro.What's up, man?
841 00:38:27 Oh, fuck. Hey, guys.
842 00:38:28 I'm so fucking sorry.
843 00:38:29 No. No. I shouldn't have reachedfor you, man.
844 00:38:31 Fuck, man.I shouldn't have closed my eyes.
845 00:38:33 Well, that's definitely true.
846 00:38:34 Fuck, yeah.I mean, what were you thinking?
847 00:38:36 Hey. Hey, hey.Go easy on him, man.
848 00:38:38 Come on. Look at him.Easy? He's fine.
849 00:38:40 Right? Yeah, I'm fine, butthe fucking truck, man.
850 00:38:44 Yeah, the truck is towed.
851 00:38:45 It's going to take a few daysto fix it.
852 00:38:48 But I think we can afford it.
853 00:38:49 I just... I don't knowabout the paint job.
854 00:38:52 It won't be original,but, uh, I can get it close.
855 00:38:54 Are you in pain, man?
856 00:38:56 Yeah. They gave me a little bitof something,
857 00:38:58 but it's just, like, shit.Yeah, I'm feeling that.
858 00:39:02 What are you doing?
859 00:39:04 Reiki.
860 00:39:06 I'm a level-3 healer.
861 00:39:08 Oh, shit.
862 00:39:09 This fucking sucks.
863 00:39:12 No fucking M.C. No fucking whip.
864 00:39:14 No fucking costumes!
865 00:39:16 That was a brilliant idea.
866 00:39:17 Throwing the fucking costumesout the window?
867 00:39:19 Stupid! Just chill, man. No, man.It's an Omen, okay?
868 00:39:22 It's a sign.
869 00:39:24 We're exactly where we'resupposed to be, all right?
870 00:39:27 Please spare us the fuckingGandhi routine right now!
871 00:39:31 Okay.You have so much anger, man.
872 00:39:33 And it is all in your heartchakra, and it's fucking toxic.
873 00:39:35 Look, guys, please just chill. Idon't even know what that means!
874 00:39:38 Come on! This is the comedownfrom the Molly.
875 00:39:40 Get a grip. God. You're Goddamnright it's fucking comedown!
876 00:39:44 This trip's over!
877 00:39:46 All I wantedwas one more fucking ride!
878 00:39:48 Is that too much to ask?
879 00:39:50 Aw.
880 00:39:52 Is Richie gonna cry
881 00:39:53 because life isn't exactlythe way he wants it right now?
882 00:39:55 Oh, okay, Mr. C.E.O.
883 00:39:58 Why don't you takeyour bullshit advice
884 00:40:00 and give itto your fucking employees?
885 00:40:03 Employees? I have one employee.
886 00:40:05 And I can't even payfor his healthcare.
887 00:40:07 But I bust my ass every monthto keep it going.
888 00:40:09 So don't act likewe don't all have problems.
889 00:40:11 All right? Oh, whatever, man.
890 00:40:13 I'm the one who told you comingwith us was a horrible idea.
891 00:40:16 Oh, it's been the yearof the horrible idea, man.
892 00:40:21 You want to seeanother horrible idea?
893 00:40:23 I got one for you.
894 00:40:27 Bam. There you go.
895 00:40:28 There's a nice, juicyhorrible idea for you.
896 00:40:32 Brooke said no?
897 00:40:34 Look, I had my lifeall planned out with her.
898 00:40:36 All right? I...It was all perfectly set up.
899 00:40:39 I had the house, I had the dog,
900 00:40:40 I had "Downton Abbey"on the weekends.
901 00:40:42 I even did the proposalon the beach
902 00:40:43 with bacon and mimosasand pancakes and all that.
903 00:40:46 And for whatever reason
904 00:40:48 that I'll probably neverunderstand...
905 00:40:50 She wanted something else.
906 00:40:51 So I came on this tripwith you fucks
907 00:40:53 to just try to get on with it.
908 00:40:55 So I'm gonna be damnedif I'm gonna just let it end
909 00:40:58 right here and now.
910 00:41:00 You're right.
911 00:41:02 You're Goddamn right.
912 00:41:05 We can't let the trainstop here.
913 00:41:08 That's right. No.
914 00:41:09 We got a Tsunami of dollar billsto get to, daddy.
915 00:41:12 Oh, we're on a mission.Fuck, yeah.
916 00:41:13 Look, we'll get another M.C.Right, Tobias?
917 00:41:16 That's the energyI'm talking about right there.
918 00:41:19 Look, we'll pick him upon the way home.
919 00:41:22 All we got to dois get a rental car.
920 00:41:24 We're not gonna needa rental car, I don't think.
921 00:41:28 This is another horrible idea,but...
922 00:41:31 I know an M.C. In Savannah.
923 00:41:43 Gentlemen. Hey.
924 00:41:44 How can I be of service?
925 00:41:46 Uh, is Rome in tonight?
926 00:41:48 Are you a member, sir?
927 00:41:50 N-no. Not a...
928 00:41:51 No, we're not members.
929 00:41:54 Uh... I used to...
930 00:41:57 I used to dance here...Before it was this.
931 00:42:01 Can you just do me a favorand...
932 00:42:03 Just if you could get my name to Rome.
933 00:42:05 Mike Lane.
934 00:42:06 And if... and if that doesn't dothe trick,
935 00:42:08 I guess we'll just stopbothering you.
936 00:42:15 You can follow me.
937 00:42:17 Uh, y'all chill down here.
938 00:42:20 I'll be back.
939 00:42:35 What's up?
940 00:43:17 Sit your ass down.
941 00:43:24 Malik, I'm sorryfor the surprise,
942 00:43:27 but a ghost is a ghost.
943 00:43:29 I'll see you downstairsin a minute, okay?
944 00:43:33 So, they said"Mike Lane and company."
945 00:43:35 Mm-hmm.
946 00:43:37 Who's your company?
947 00:43:39 It's what's leftof the kings of Tampa.
948 00:43:42 Oh, let me guess.
949 00:43:43 Mr. Crocodile Dundeedone did a little Houdini act?
950 00:43:47 Yep.
951 00:43:49 Mm-hmm. Seems so.
952 00:43:53 Just so you know,
953 00:43:55 I got out on my own accordthree years ago.
954 00:43:59 But yet here you are.
955 00:44:03 You got my curiosity, Mike.
956 00:44:06 Floor is yours.
957 00:44:09 No.
958 00:44:10 I was just in the neighborhoodand wanted to see
959 00:44:12 if I could stop by and borrowa cup of brown sugar.
960 00:44:16 Boy, I tell you,shit don't change, huh?
961 00:44:20 Always got to lead with a joke
962 00:44:21 before you askfor what you want.
963 00:44:23 No.
964 00:44:27 So, what did you do,
965 00:44:28 turn this place into some sortof a country club or something?
966 00:44:32 Guess you could say that.
967 00:44:33 You know, back in the dayin the Roman empire,
968 00:44:36 as long as you paid the emperoryour taxes,
969 00:44:39 you could worshipwho you wanted,
970 00:44:40 where you wanted,how you wanted.
971 00:44:42 Freedom had a small price.
972 00:44:44 Do you know what people valuemore than freedom, Mike?
973 00:44:48 Please say strippers.
974 00:44:49 Nope.
975 00:44:50 Beauty.
976 00:44:52 So, if beauty is somethingyou really wish to behold,
977 00:44:56 you can behold all the beautyyou want right here.
978 00:45:00 All I ask is fora little monthly fee, you know?
979 00:45:05 So it's a subscription-basedpleasure that you're selling?
980 00:45:11 You got it.
981 00:45:15 Why don't you let meshow you around?
982 00:45:17 See what we do here.
983 00:45:19 Maybe you'll learna little something.
984 00:45:21 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪
985 00:45:24 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪
986 00:45:28 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪
987 00:45:32 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪
988 00:45:35 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪
989 00:45:39 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪♪ I would give anything, baby ♪
990 00:45:42 ♪ Tonight you won't be sorry ♪
991 00:45:48 ♪ Tonight you got my mind ♪
992 00:45:53 How you doing, queen?
993 00:45:54 Good. You feeling good?
994 00:45:56 You having a good time? Mm-hmm.
995 00:45:58 All right, now, Mr. Augustus.
996 00:46:00 I want you to keep taking careof this beauty, you hear me?
997 00:46:03 Yes, ma'am. All right.
998 00:46:05 ♪ To show how much ♪
999 00:46:08 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪
1000 00:46:11 ♪ What must I say ♪
1001 00:46:15 ♪ What must I do ♪
1002 00:46:18 ♪ To show how much ♪
1003 00:46:22 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪
1004 00:46:28 ♪ But I couldn't go for weeks ♪
1005 00:46:32 ♪ I can even playwith another body ♪
1006 00:46:36 ♪ But it wouldn't last'cause I'm a freak ♪
1007 00:46:39 ♪ Oh, everything you say ♪
1008 00:46:43 ♪ I'm turned onby everything you do ♪
1009 00:46:46 ♪ And at nightwhen I close my eyes ♪
1010 00:46:50 ♪ I only dream of freakin' you ♪
1011 00:46:54 ♪ Ooh, tonight I need your body,baby ♪
1012 00:47:02 ♪ Whatever you want ♪
1013 00:47:04 ♪ Whatever you need ♪
1014 00:47:09 ♪ You won't be sorry, baby ♪
1015 00:47:15 ♪ Baby, no, no ♪
1016 00:47:17 ♪ Whatever you want, baby ♪
1017 00:47:19 ♪ It will be fine, so fine ♪
1018 00:47:22 ♪ What must I say ♪
1019 00:47:27 ♪ What must I do ♪
1020 00:47:30 ♪ To show how much ♪
1021 00:47:33 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪
1022 00:47:37 ♪ What must I say ♪
1023 00:47:41 ♪ What must I do ♪
1024 00:47:44 ♪ To show how much... ♪
1025 00:47:53 ♪ Oh... oh... oh,the rain keeps fallin' ♪
1026 00:47:55 ♪ And these... keep callin' ♪
1027 00:48:00 ♪ Unh ♪
1028 00:48:01 ♪ All these raindrops fallin'on my window ♪
1029 00:48:08 ♪ Got me wishing that we didthe things we didn't do ♪
1030 00:48:14 ♪ And right now I wanna sex you,baby ♪
1031 00:48:22 ♪ Has anybody sexed youlately? ♪
1032 00:48:30 ♪ Got all these hoes callingasking me to come through ♪
1033 00:48:34 ♪ Asking me to come through ♪
1034 00:48:37 ♪ What they don't know is allthey do is make me call you ♪
1035 00:48:42 ♪ You, you, you, you ♪
1036 00:48:45 ♪ And ask if I can sex you,lady ♪
1037 00:48:50 ♪ Oh ♪
1038 00:48:52 ♪ Can we do ittill we both look crazy? ♪
1039 00:48:57 ♪ Crazy ♪
1040 00:49:00 ♪ Baby, you knowI'm from Atlanta ♪
1041 00:49:02 ♪ And they raise melike a killer ♪
1042 00:49:05 ♪ Raise me like a villain ♪
1043 00:49:06 ♪ Raise me like a pimp ♪
1044 00:49:08 ♪ And there's a lot of girlsout here ♪
1045 00:49:10 ♪ And I could have all of them ♪
1046 00:49:11 ♪ But I don't want noneof them ♪
1047 00:49:14 ♪ I only want one of them ♪
1048 00:49:15 ♪ All I wanna do is sex you,baby ♪
1049 00:49:20 ♪ I wanna know ♪
1050 00:49:22 ♪ Have you had any good sexlately? ♪
1051 00:49:27 ♪ Lately, lately, lately ♪
1052 00:49:31 That was beautiful, baby,as always.
1053 00:49:33 Just beautiful.
1054 00:49:35 All right, ladies,you having a good time tonight?
1055 00:49:40 That's what I thought.
1056 00:49:42 But you know there's alwaysa queen up in here
1057 00:49:46 who must be remindedof how beautiful she is.
1058 00:49:49 Don't be shy. Where you at?
1059 00:49:51 Oop! Boom.
1060 00:49:54 There you go.
1061 00:49:56 Give me your hand.
1062 00:49:59 Do you know how beautifulyou are?
1063 00:50:02 Queens, ain't she beautiful?
1064 00:50:07 You hear that?But you know what?
1065 00:50:09 If you're not gonna takeour word for it,
1066 00:50:11 we're just gonna show you, okay?
1067 00:50:13 So let me present to youthe absolutely adorable...
1068 00:50:20 Andre.
1069 00:50:23 What's your name?
1070 00:50:26 Caroline.
1071 00:50:28 Don't be shy.That's a beautiful name.
1072 00:50:31 It was my grandmother's.
1073 00:50:33 What did she do?
1074 00:50:34 Um, she was the first femaleblack grocery owner
1075 00:50:38 in the state.
1076 00:50:39 Mm. A strong woman.
1077 00:50:41 What brings you to Domina?Other than the obvious.
1078 00:50:44 Celebrating my divorce.
1079 00:50:46 Your girlfriends brought you outto have a good time, huh?
1080 00:50:48 Whoo! Yeah. Good job. Okay.
1081 00:50:50 I'll take it from here.
1082 00:50:52 Uh, Caroline, would you mind...
1083 00:50:54 Sitting for me right here?
1084 00:50:57 That would be great.
1085 00:50:58 And, um, one last thing...
1086 00:51:01 What's your favorite thing?
1087 00:51:04 Alcohol.
1088 00:51:05 Alcohol.
1089 00:51:06 Okay. Alcohol.
1090 00:51:08 Um, I'm gonna need somecrowd participation on this one,
1091 00:51:11 so just, uh, follow my lead.
1092 00:51:13 Yeah.
1093 00:51:15 Mm-mm, mm-mm.
1094 00:51:17 Okay.
1095 00:51:19 Mm.
1096 00:51:23 Young Caroline,give a Nigga happy time.
1097 00:51:26 She like alcohol, but you ain'there to hear me whine.
1098 00:51:28 I'm looking at your backside.I'm trying to stay patient.
1099 00:51:31 Make that thing clap.That's a standing ovation.
1100 00:51:34 Grandma independent.She don't need your help.
1101 00:51:36 But you don't really feelthat way about yourself.
1102 00:51:39 That's why the name feel funnyin your mouth.
1103 00:51:41 You don't believe it,but I can see it.
1104 00:51:43 And fuck that dude.He don't get you.
1105 00:51:45 I know you're cooland I just met you.
1106 00:51:47 Pick you up around 8:00.
1107 00:51:48 I can come and get you.
1108 00:51:50 On the coast,and we ballin' back and forth
1109 00:51:51 like it's ping-pongand you ain't got a thing on.
1110 00:51:54 Let me sing your theme song.
1111 00:51:55 ♪ Caroline ♪
1112 00:51:57 ♪ This could besomething special ♪
1113 00:52:00 ♪ This love of minewill never let go ♪
1114 00:52:05 ♪ If I could make you mine ♪
1115 00:52:07 ♪ Oh, I'd treat you so special ♪
1116 00:52:10 ♪ Be mine ♪
1117 00:52:12 ♪ Oh, be mine ♪
1118 00:52:14 All right. I need y'all to clapon this one. Okay.
1119 00:52:16 ♪ Caroline ♪
1120 00:52:18 ♪ This could besomething special ♪
1121 00:52:21 ♪ This love of minecould never let go ♪
1122 00:52:26 ♪ And if I make you mine ♪
1123 00:52:29 ♪ Oh, I'd treat you so special ♪
1124 00:52:32 ♪ Be mine ♪
1125 00:52:55 Why are you here?
1126 00:53:01 I don't know.
1127 00:53:03 Me and the guys were, uh...We were near Savannah.
1128 00:53:09 And I couldn't not see you.
1129 00:53:16 Okay.
1130 00:53:19 And?
1131 00:53:21 Don't laugh.
1132 00:53:23 Uh, we're going up to theconvention and... I don't know.
1133 00:53:26 We're gonna have one crazy nightto put this in bed and...
1134 00:53:32 I don't know.I just thought it could be fun.
1135 00:53:37 The convention?
1136 00:53:39 So you mean to tell me you cameall the way here to see me
1137 00:53:42 about that bullshit convention?
1138 00:53:44 No. Look... look, I know.
1139 00:53:46 I just thought it...Presented itself as an...
1140 00:53:50 As an interesting opportunityfor us to...
1141 00:53:53 No, no, no, no. No.
1142 00:53:54 For you maybe.
1143 00:53:56 What the hell do I needa convention for, Mike?
1144 00:53:58 You don't.That's not what I'm saying.
1145 00:54:00 Would you let me finish, please?Will you just... no. Unh-Unh. No.
1146 00:54:03 I haven't talked to youfor eight years
1147 00:54:05 since you walked out on me.Oh, did I walk out on you?
1148 00:54:07 Because if I remember correctly,I went and took a job.
1149 00:54:10 And when I came back, someonewouldn't let me in the house.
1150 00:54:13 Mike, what makes you thinkthat you can come up in here
1151 00:54:16 after all this timeand snap your fingers
1152 00:54:18 and I'm supposed to do a favorfor you?
1153 00:54:21 Okay.
1154 00:54:24 Maybe... I'm... I'm an idiot.I'm sorry.
1155 00:54:28 I-I'm not saying that at all.
1156 00:54:32 Really?
1157 00:54:33 I don't need a favor from you.
1158 00:54:37 Fuck the convention.
1159 00:54:39 Don't... All it is is an excuse
1160 00:54:43 for us to try to putthis shit between us to bed.
1161 00:54:47 That's all.
1162 00:55:06 Oh, shit.
1163 00:55:12 Thank you, Octavius.
1164 00:55:14 Ooh. You're wonderful.
1165 00:55:17 My queens, gather.
1166 00:55:19 I need you. I need you.
1167 00:55:23 You ever had a ghostcome to your front door?
1168 00:55:26 A ghost from your past,one that still makes you shiver?
1169 00:55:31 I had one today.
1170 00:55:34 So I need your help.
1171 00:55:36 I need youto help me make a decision
1172 00:55:39 of whether I should leavethat ghost in his grave
1173 00:55:42 or give him an opportunityto be resurrected.
1174 00:55:45 Resurrected!
1175 00:55:47 Okay.
1176 00:55:49 I got a little treat for y'alltonight.
1177 00:55:52 It's a man I knew...As white chocolate.
1178 00:56:02 Some might know himas Magic Mike.
1179 00:56:09 We're gonna see if he's stillgot some magic in that Mike.
1180 00:56:19 Hello, beautiful.
1181 00:56:22 You down for a little funtonight?
1182 00:56:24 Yes. All right.
1183 00:56:26 Have a seat.
1184 00:56:29 Mike?
1185 00:56:31 Come on. Let's not do this.
1186 00:56:33 Uh...
1187 00:56:35 Mnh-mnh.
1188 00:56:37 Malik?
1189 00:56:43 ♪ I'm... I'm... I'm...I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1190 00:56:46 ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da-Da, Da ♪
1191 00:56:48 Come on, man. You got this.
1192 00:56:51 ♪ I'm... I'm... I'm...I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1193 00:56:59 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1194 00:57:07 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1195 00:57:14 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1196 00:57:22 ♪ Tell me why you wanna be bad ♪
1197 00:57:25 ♪ Bad ♪
1198 00:57:26 ♪ Tell me why you wanna be bad ♪
1199 00:57:29 ♪ You sweatin' ♪
1200 00:57:30 ♪ Why you callin' me daddy? ♪
1201 00:57:33 ♪ Giving you the bestyou ever had, babe ♪
1202 00:57:37 ♪ Make me feellike you ain't ever had it ♪
1203 00:57:41 ♪ Stretching you outlike you are elastic ♪
1204 00:57:44 ♪ Turn around,poke it out so I can grab it ♪
1205 00:57:48 ♪ Flip that ass overlike we in gymnastics ♪
1206 00:57:52 ♪ You nasty ♪
1207 00:57:54 ♪ Unh ♪
1208 00:57:56 ♪ Baby, tell methat you want it deeper ♪
1209 00:58:00 ♪ I don't ever wanna come out ♪
1210 00:58:03 ♪ Put you in a coma ♪
1211 00:58:05 ♪ You're a sleeper ♪
1212 00:58:07 ♪ I know that your body's beendrowsed ♪
1213 00:58:11 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1214 00:58:13 ♪ Feel it ♪
1215 00:58:15 ♪ Feel it ♪
1216 00:58:17 ♪ Ooh ♪
1217 00:58:18 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1218 00:58:22 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna be bad ♪
1219 00:58:26 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna be bad,babe ♪
1220 00:58:30 ♪ With the shots... pow pow...You bust off like an uzi ♪
1221 00:58:34 ♪ Think I'm gonna needanother mat, babe ♪
1222 00:58:37 ♪ Back that ass up on melike I'm Juvie ♪
1223 00:58:41 ♪ About nothing but actionin this movie ♪
1224 00:58:45 ♪ It's going down ♪
1225 00:58:46 ♪ Turn around,let me feel your booty ♪
1226 00:58:49 ♪ I'm a private in your parts ♪
1227 00:58:51 ♪ I'm at duty ♪
1228 00:58:52 ♪ Girl, give it to me ♪
1229 00:58:55 ♪ Unh, Unh ♪
1230 00:58:56 ♪ Baby, you remind meof my jeeper ♪
1231 00:59:00 ♪ The way you body's bouncingup and down ♪
1232 00:59:04 ♪ Feels like a Tsunamior Katrina ♪
1233 00:59:08 ♪ I swear I am deep enoughto drown ♪
1234 00:59:10 ♪ Oh, girl ♪
1235 00:59:12 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1236 00:59:14 ♪ Uh, uh ♪
1237 00:59:15 ♪ Uh, uh ♪
1238 00:59:17 ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪
1239 00:59:19 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪
1240 00:59:23 So, seeing as thoughyou are leaving again...
1241 00:59:29 I have Andre over hereto take care of you.
1242 00:59:32 He'll take youwherever you want to go.
1243 00:59:34 Yeah. We got to get on the road.
1244 00:59:39 This was, uh, this was fun...
1245 00:59:42 Whatever, I guess,that this was.
1246 00:59:48 It was good seeing you.
1247 00:59:50 Likewise.
1248 00:59:51 So... what was that?
1249 00:59:55 Y'all used to dance together?
1250 00:59:57 Uh, yeah.
1251 00:59:59 Look, it's a...
1252 01:00:01 It's a long, long story, but,uh, Rome and I met each other
1253 01:00:04 at a very interesting timein our lives,
1254 01:00:07 and... and, uh, I guess youcould say that we had a thing.
1255 01:00:10 Mm. Yeah.I'd say you had a thing.
1256 01:00:13 Yeah.
1257 01:00:14 Well, until I, uh,I went to work with Dallas.
1258 01:00:19 Yeah.
1259 01:00:20 So... is she gonna come help usor what?
1260 01:00:24 No. No.
1261 01:00:26 I don't... I don't thinkthat's gonna actually happen.
1262 01:00:28 Rome likes to stayin her castle.
1263 01:00:31 That's why she built it.
1264 01:00:33 So, uh, I getting on 95 north,right?
1265 01:00:36 Yeah. Yeah.It's just outside of Charleston.
1266 01:00:40 She texted me the address.I don't know.
1267 01:00:42 I'll tell youwhen we get closer.
1268 01:00:44 You need a co-pilot?Yes, please.
1269 01:00:46 Okay.
1270 01:00:48 That was insane tonight, man.
1271 01:00:50 Thanks. I'm serious, dude.That was like...
1272 01:00:53 It was a good night.I'm not gonna lie to you.
1273 01:00:55 Your stuff is revolutionary,man.
1274 01:00:56 Sometimes the songsare a little...
1275 01:00:58 No, man. It was perfect.Are you kidding me?
1276 01:01:00 I appreciate that. And youjust made that up on the spot.
1277 01:01:03 I... well, Rome likes usto put our passion in our work.
1278 01:01:05 Well, it shows, man.
1279 01:01:06 I've never seen anythinglike that.
1280 01:01:08 Are you doing anything elsewith your music?
1281 01:01:11 Man, I'm trying.I put it up online.
1282 01:01:14 Hopefully, like, it'll spreadthrough social media,
1283 01:01:16 but honestly, with this E.P.That's coming out, it's...
1284 01:01:19 Oh, cool, man.
1285 01:01:21 It's hard to get peopleto pay attention to it.
1286 01:01:23 'Cause there's so much shit that comeson the Internet every day. Oh. So much.
1287 01:01:26 I just want to stay authentic.
1288 01:01:28 Yeah. Well,at least you're trying, man.
1289 01:01:30 At least you're trying.
1290 01:01:31 That's why I moveddown to Florida back in the day,
1291 01:01:34 actually, was to do music stuff.
1292 01:01:35 Really? Yeah. Yeah.
1293 01:01:37 I sangin "Dream along with Mickey"
1294 01:01:39 at Disney world from '03 to '05.
1295 01:01:40 What?
1296 01:01:42 Yeah, man. For real.
1297 01:01:43 I mean, I started outas the Donald duck understudy,
1298 01:01:45 but I... I was playing Mickeyby my second year.
1299 01:01:48 I got signed by an agent,
1300 01:01:50 booked a coupleregional commercial spots.
1301 01:01:53 And one day I heard an ad onthe radio looking for dancers.
1302 01:01:56 And you know how that shit goes,so...
1303 01:01:58 When I started this,I thought...
1304 01:02:01 Man, I thought I'd hate it.
1305 01:02:03 But now, if the... if, like,the E.P. Blew up tomorrow,
1306 01:02:06 I'd probably still do thison the side.
1307 01:02:09 What? I'm serious.
1308 01:02:10 You're shitting me.
1309 01:02:11 Do you see how many girls I meetevery day?
1310 01:02:14 Yes. For free?
1311 01:02:16 For free!I don't got to pay for...
1312 01:02:18 All I do is sing.
1313 01:02:19 And you think about that.
1314 01:02:20 Like, these girls have to dealwith men in their lives
1315 01:02:23 every day who...They don't listen to them.
1316 01:02:26 They don't ask themwhat they want.
1317 01:02:28 They don't even ask themwhat they want.
1318 01:02:30 All we got to do is ask themwhat they want.
1319 01:02:32 And when they tell you,it's a beautiful thing, man.
1320 01:02:34 It's like we're like...We're like healers or something.
1321 01:02:38 Yes, man.
1322 01:02:40 Fuck, yes. We are.
1323 01:02:41 That's right. We're healers.
1324 01:02:43 We're healers, man.
1325 01:02:45 We can be.Okay. Yeah. We can be.
1326 01:02:47 We can be.
1327 01:02:48 Okay. I like that.
1328 01:03:13 Hey, thanks for the ride.No problem, man.
1329 01:03:15 Good talking to you, man.Safe home.
1330 01:03:17 Look us up when you get back.
1331 01:03:18 All right, man. Thanks, man.
1332 01:03:20 You sure this is the place?
1333 01:03:22 Yeah. I'm positive.She said it, and I got the text.
1334 01:03:24 Looks like somebody hooked upwith a trust fund baby! You know?
1335 01:03:28 I just hit herwith her favorite flavor, baby,
1336 01:03:30 and we're livin' large.
1337 01:03:32 Megan?
1338 01:03:35 Hello?
1339 01:03:37 Megan?
1340 01:03:39 There's some law of attractiongoing on up in here.
1341 01:03:41 There's somebody in here. Megan!
1342 01:03:43 It's Tito!
1343 01:03:44 Hey!
1344 01:03:46 Oh... shit.
1345 01:03:49 Who are you?
1346 01:03:50 Just, uh, friends of Megan.
1347 01:03:54 Ah.
1348 01:03:56 Is Megan here?
1349 01:03:57 My daughter and her friendsare outside.
1350 01:04:01 Who are you?
1351 01:04:02 Oh, you're having a party.We'll just go out...
1352 01:04:04 You said Megan was back this wayin the guesthouse?
1353 01:04:06 You hold on.
1354 01:04:07 Y'all can't just walkin my house like strangers
1355 01:04:10 without having a hello drink.
1356 01:04:13 You come on now and have a seat.
1357 01:04:16 What you want?You want red? You want white?
1358 01:04:19 We got whiskey. We got shine.
1359 01:04:21 Y'all get something.
1360 01:04:23 How about we start with wineand end with shine?
1361 01:04:27 I like that rule.
1362 01:04:29 Honey, you come sit right here.Come on.
1363 01:04:31 Oh, shit!
1364 01:04:33 Thank you so much.
1365 01:04:35 It smells good.
1366 01:04:36 Well... cheers!
1367 01:04:38 Cheers. Cheers. Eye contact.
1368 01:04:40 Thank you for your hospitality,Ma'am.
1369 01:04:43 Quit that proper shit.
1370 01:04:45 You sound just like my ex.
1371 01:04:47 What are your names?
1372 01:04:50 Uh, I'm Mike. This is Tito...
1373 01:04:51 Tito... Ken...
1374 01:04:52 Ken... Richie,
1375 01:04:54 uh...
1376 01:04:58 Ernest... Ernest. Ernest.
1377 01:05:00 Well, I'm Nancy.
1378 01:05:02 And this is Mae, Julia,Diane, and Jessica.
1379 01:05:06 Hey. Nice to meet you.
1380 01:05:08 Nice to meet y'all.Thank you, ladies.
1381 01:05:10 Y'all don't look likeyou're from around here.
1382 01:05:12 We're from Miami. Uh, just...
1383 01:05:15 Florida.
1384 01:05:18 There's one in Ohio, dude.
1385 01:05:20 Just passing throughon our way to myrtle beach.
1386 01:05:23 Oh! Myrtle beach!Redneck Riviera.
1387 01:05:25 Y'all should try kiawah instead.
1388 01:05:28 Oh, yeah, I heardthat's real nice, ma'am.
1389 01:05:29 "Oh, yeah, I heardthat's real nice, ma'am."
1390 01:05:33 Listen to him!
1391 01:05:34 Is that what I sound like?
1392 01:05:36 You're good!
1393 01:05:38 Don't think I don't know
1394 01:05:40 what you're doing herewith those girls.
1395 01:05:43 How do y'all know my daughter?
1396 01:05:46 We just...Uh, we just met her at a...
1397 01:05:48 At a... in Jacksonville at...At a...
1398 01:05:51 It was a bar.
1399 01:05:52 A bar. Well, that's my daughter.
1400 01:05:54 Always making new friends!
1401 01:05:58 So what do y'all do?
1402 01:06:01 We are... I, uh... hey!
1403 01:06:03 How are you?
1404 01:06:04 Hey! Hi!
1405 01:06:05 There you are.
1406 01:06:06 Hey.What are y'all talking about?
1407 01:06:08 Oh, the boysare just about to tell us
1408 01:06:10 what they do for a living. Oh.
1409 01:06:12 Mm-hmm.
1410 01:06:14 We, uh...
1411 01:06:16 What do... uh, I have...
1412 01:06:19 I have my own furniture company.
1413 01:06:20 Yeah. He's great. Um...
1414 01:06:22 Tito here is into yogurt.
1415 01:06:25 Frozen yogurt. Yeah. Artisanal.
1416 01:06:28 Ken is a budding actor and, um,and level-3 reiki healer.
1417 01:06:34 Uh, so if you need any workdone...
1418 01:06:37 Uh, Ernie is... Is an artist.
1419 01:06:40 He's a painter.
1420 01:06:41 Mom, they're male strippers.
1421 01:06:44 Now, that makes sense.
1422 01:06:46 Why didn't you say soin the first place?
1423 01:06:48 Because it's fucking awkwardto do somebody like that.
1424 01:06:52 Enough with that fucking language!
1425 01:06:55 Oh, God, I don't thinkI've ever had
1426 01:06:57 a real live stripperin my house before.
1427 01:06:59 You have now.
1428 01:07:00 Uh, well, actually,the... the technical term is...
1429 01:07:02 Is male entertainer. Oh, my!
1430 01:07:04 Mom, they're not here for that.They're just friends.
1431 01:07:07 Of course not!
1432 01:07:09 Shit, Diana, go downand grab us some more Vino.
1433 01:07:13 No, no, no.Don't... don't you worry.
1434 01:07:15 I got this. I'll reload, Nancy.Okay, baby.
1435 01:07:18 You just... you just getanything that looks expensive.
1436 01:07:21 As much of the good stuff
1437 01:07:22 as your little arms can carry,darling.
1438 01:07:24 You got it.
1439 01:07:26 I-I got arms. I'll help.
1440 01:07:34 Are you native American, Tito?
1441 01:07:38 Yes, on my mother's side.
1442 01:07:41 Really, I've got it.Thanks, though.
1443 01:07:44 Oh, you do not have it.
1444 01:07:45 By what I just saw up there,
1445 01:07:48 we are gonna need a fuckingpack mule to water that bunch.
1446 01:07:52 So... I don't know.
1447 01:07:54 Let's fucking do this.
1448 01:07:56 I thought you were supposed tobe in New York, by the way.
1449 01:07:58 Oh, wait.Is that not where we are?
1450 01:08:01 Wow.
1451 01:08:04 Hmm?
1452 01:08:06 I changed my mind.
1453 01:08:10 So does that meanyou are gonna be on the pole
1454 01:08:12 or you're not gonna beon the pole?
1455 01:08:13 Because, I mean,
1456 01:08:15 "Dolly Titz on the main stage,coming up for you, boys.
1457 01:08:17 Get your dollar bills outand let's brighten up her day"
1458 01:08:19 sounds awesome to me.
1459 01:08:22 Ha ha.
1460 01:08:23 Nice callback, Clitoria.
1461 01:08:25 It's low-hanging fruit.I can't help myself.
1462 01:08:28 What's the plan now, then?
1463 01:08:30 Currently? Yep.
1464 01:08:32 Find the perfect dynamitefor that powder keg upstairs
1465 01:08:36 and... watch it blow.
1466 01:08:39 Okay.
1467 01:08:41 What are we looking for?
1468 01:08:43 Something old and expensive...To fit in upstairs.
1469 01:08:48 Cool.
1470 01:08:51 They all look the same to me.
1471 01:08:53 Racist.
1472 01:08:56 Hmm?
1473 01:08:58 1959 Château Lafite.
1474 01:09:02 That'll do.
1475 01:09:03 You see, what I hear
1476 01:09:04 is that guy isn't taking careof his own shit.
1477 01:09:08 How are you gonna expectyour lady to trim the hedges,
1478 01:09:11 if you're not willing to...Prune the tree?
1479 01:09:17 See, I have a three-dayMax-Growth rule.
1480 01:09:20 - Really?- Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am.
1481 01:09:23 Wow.
1482 01:09:24 Pardon my language. Oh, please.
1483 01:09:26 We got wine!
1484 01:09:29 A basket full of wine!
1485 01:09:30 We got a basket of wine.
1486 01:09:31 You are missing outon some husband tales in here.
1487 01:09:35 Or ex-husband tales.
1488 01:09:36 Julia and I are trying to lureMae and Diana
1489 01:09:38 over to the dark side.
1490 01:09:40 Use the force, Nance.
1491 01:09:43 Come on, Mae.
1492 01:09:45 It's your turn.
1493 01:09:46 Come on, Mae.
1494 01:09:49 Come on, Mae.
1495 01:09:50 We know it ain't all peachesand roses in that bedroom.
1496 01:09:54 Cone of silence here.
1497 01:09:56 Fine. I'll go, then.
1498 01:09:59 Ugh. Here's a whopper for you.
1499 01:10:02 Here we go.
1500 01:10:03 Roger's the only manI've ever slept with.
1501 01:10:06 Then you are gonna getmore wine.
1502 01:10:10 Yeah.
1503 01:10:12 I lost my virginity to him whenI was 17, and that was that.
1504 01:10:17 Two beautiful daughters,
1505 01:10:19 but only one penismy entire fucking life.
1506 01:10:23 Sadly, I was too naive torecognize that he was a gay man.
1507 01:10:28 Mom, you don't know that.
1508 01:10:30 Oh, I knew enough.
1509 01:10:31 I knew he really liked itwhen I put my fing...
1510 01:10:33 Mom! No. I don't want to hear that.Hey!
1511 01:10:35 Well, you need to hear this!It's not so terrible.
1512 01:10:37 Because I pissed awayall of this on one man.
1513 01:10:40 And you are not gonna makethe same mistake.
1514 01:10:43 Got it.
1515 01:10:44 That's why I tell these girlsto play the field.
1516 01:10:49 And don't stopuntil you find one
1517 01:10:52 that rocksyour fucking socks off!
1518 01:10:56 My Motto. Hear, hear.
1519 01:10:57 Well, you know, Nancy,that plays both ways.
1520 01:11:01 I think I've hadas good a run as anybody.
1521 01:11:05 But I'd trade all thatin a heartbeat
1522 01:11:07 to come home to a wife, a kid,people that love me.
1523 01:11:11 That hole is nevergonna be filled.
1524 01:11:15 That ship fucking sailed.
1525 01:11:21 Wow.
1526 01:11:23 I think my soul just dieda little bit.
1527 01:11:25 I love you, Ernie.
1528 01:11:28 Well, Hank and I have never hadsex with the lights on.
1529 01:11:31 What?
1530 01:11:33 Every time it starts,he just goes and turns 'em off.
1531 01:11:36 And I try to drop hints,but, um...
1532 01:11:39 Maybe it's me. I don't know.
1533 01:11:42 Come on. Never once?
1534 01:11:44 Never.
1535 01:11:46 He's not showing youhow beautiful you are.
1536 01:11:48 No. You're gorgeous...You know that, right?
1537 01:11:50 She's gorgeous, right?
1538 01:11:52 And I'm not just talkingabout the paint job.
1539 01:11:54 I'm not talking aboutthis vessel.
1540 01:11:55 I'm talking aboutwhat's inside you.
1541 01:11:57 I read energy in my work,
1542 01:11:59 and... and yours is pure andsweet and loving and nurturing.
1543 01:12:06 You got to talk to him.
1544 01:12:07 'Cause if he's not gonnaworship you,
1545 01:12:09 there's a lot of guys out therewho will.
1546 01:12:10 And the line starts right here.
1547 01:12:12 Winds around this room, too.Yep. Absolutely.
1548 01:12:13 You know that, right?
1549 01:12:14 Good. Don't... no, no.Don't get shy on me.
1550 01:12:17 You need to say it.I want to hear you say it.
1551 01:12:19 Own it.
1552 01:12:22 Well, I just don't knowwhat to say to him.
1553 01:12:24 Well, tell himwhat your fantasy is.
1554 01:12:26 And make sure he does itwith the lights on.
1555 01:12:28 If he doesn't, then y'all havea serious problem.
1556 01:12:32 Well, I, um...
1557 01:12:34 When we were in collegeand we were falling in love,
1558 01:12:37 we used to listen to that song,um, "heaven."
1559 01:12:41 Oh, shit. Yes!
1560 01:12:43 I love that song.
1561 01:12:45 ♪ Oh, thinking aboutall our younger years ♪
1562 01:12:50 ♪ There was only you and me ♪
1563 01:12:53 ♪ We were young and wildand free ♪
1564 01:12:57 Will you hold this for me?Mm-hmm. Yeah. Come on!
1565 01:12:59 ♪ Now nothing can take you awayfrom me ♪
1566 01:13:02 ♪ We've been down that roadbefore ♪
1567 01:13:06 ♪ But that's all over now ♪
1568 01:13:10 ♪ You keep coming backfor more ♪
1569 01:13:13 ♪ Baby, you're all that I want ♪
1570 01:13:16 ♪ When you're lying herein my arms ♪
1571 01:13:19 ♪ I'm finding it hard to believewe're in heaven ♪
1572 01:13:23 - Come on, boys.- Yeah.
1573 01:13:25 ♪ And love is all that I need ♪
1574 01:13:28 ♪ And I found itthere in your heart ♪
1575 01:13:32 ♪ It isn't too hard to seewe're in heaven ♪
1576 01:13:40 Do you feel good?
1577 01:13:41 Yeah, baby. Whoo!
1578 01:13:43 That's wonderful!
1579 01:13:44 I don't think Hank can do that.
1580 01:13:48 Doctor's in the house, baby.
1581 01:13:50 The doctor has checkedinto the building.
1582 01:13:53 Oh, thank you.
1583 01:13:54 Yeah! Fuck, Ken!
1584 01:13:57 What the fuck?
1585 01:13:59 Y'all knowthat was my audition song.
1586 01:14:01 What? Yeah, it was one of them.
1587 01:14:04 It's awesome.
1588 01:14:07 Oh, God,I just love this fucking night!
1589 01:14:11 I love it!
1590 01:14:14 I wish we had known you guysback in our day, you know?
1591 01:14:18 Well, I'd sayit's still your day, ma'am.
1592 01:14:24 Thank you, Richie.
1593 01:14:28 Stand up.
1594 01:14:30 - Oh, no.- Come on, stand up.
1595 01:14:33 Hey!
1596 01:14:38 Oh, my God. Just look at you.
1597 01:14:40 You are just perfect.
1598 01:14:42 Damn!
1599 01:14:45 Oh, God.
1600 01:14:47 - Oh, damn, look at you.- Here it comes.
1601 01:14:48 I hate to be rude, but...
1602 01:14:51 You want to pop the hood.
1603 01:14:57 Oh, shit.
1604 01:15:00 Oh, my God!
1605 01:15:01 - Mom!- Oh, please!
1606 01:15:04 Of course you're...You're eating cake by yourself
1607 01:15:06 when, uh, the fireworksare about to go off in there.
1608 01:15:09 This isn't concerning at all.
1609 01:15:11 What can I say?
1610 01:15:13 I like cake.
1611 01:15:14 Do you have any ideawhat's going on out there?
1612 01:15:18 A lady is about to get...
1613 01:15:20 I don't even knowhow to put it into words.
1614 01:15:22 No. I'm a cookie guy.
1615 01:15:24 What?
1616 01:15:26 Yeah. It's red fucking velvet.
1617 01:15:28 I would take a pack of oreosover that bullshit
1618 01:15:31 any day of the week.What's wrong with you?
1619 01:15:33 Nothing's wrong.'Cause cookies are awesome.
1620 01:15:34 Well, I don't thinkwe have anything more
1621 01:15:36 to say to one another.
1622 01:15:38 Look, if you don't want to talkabout it or whatever...
1623 01:15:40 I don't knowif it's about New York...
1624 01:15:41 But I maybe intuitthat it might be...
1625 01:15:43 I'm gonna start hidingthe kitchen knives in a minute.
1626 01:15:46 Seriously, it is that obvious.
1627 01:15:48 What's up?
1628 01:15:52 I met a photographer in Miamiat this party I was working at.
1629 01:15:57 He was nice and marriedand all of that.
1630 01:16:00 Mm.
1631 01:16:01 Took a look at my photosand said I had an eye.
1632 01:16:05 Offered me a job right thereon the spot as his assistant.
1633 01:16:09 That's cool.
1634 01:16:10 I mean, did he offer a placefor you to stay as well
1635 01:16:13 that happened to be his housewhen his wife was away?
1636 01:16:16 That...
1637 01:16:17 Yeah.
1638 01:16:18 Wait. Were you there?
1639 01:16:20 I was there, but I was in drag.You wouldn't have recognized me.
1640 01:16:22 Mm. But I just want to throwthis out there, though.
1641 01:16:26 Um, this might be God's way
1642 01:16:28 of giving you a second chanceat Myrtle Beach.
1643 01:16:30 Mm.
1644 01:16:32 Any God worth believing in
1645 01:16:34 certainly sends you dudesin thongs when in need.
1646 01:16:39 Or she just knowsthat some asshole in Miami...
1647 01:16:42 She?
1648 01:16:43 Yes, my God is a she.
1649 01:16:44 Um, she just might know that...I don't know...
1650 01:16:49 Some asshole in Miami stole yoursmile and you need it back.
1651 01:16:54 And I can guarantee you
1652 01:16:56 that strippers will givesmiles aplenty
1653 01:17:00 and make you forgetabout New York.
1654 01:17:02 And if that doesn't work, thenthere will be 3,000 women there,
1655 01:17:06 seeing as you're notin a boy phase.
1656 01:17:09 That's quite a pitch. Mm.
1657 01:17:12 Look, when shit's not goingyour way,
1658 01:17:13 getting a little crazywith some random friends
1659 01:17:16 has a way of helping yousort out your own shit.
1660 01:17:19 So I'm your friend now?
1661 01:17:21 You've seen me pee.
1662 01:17:23 I don't know anyone that's notmy friend that's seen me pee.
1663 01:17:27 Fair enough.
1664 01:17:29 Look, I don't normally trusta cookie guy...
1665 01:17:34 But I'll... I'll think about it.
1666 01:17:37 That's valid.
1667 01:17:39 All right.You think about it, Dolly.
1668 01:17:41 I'm gonna go back in thereand feed the Wolves,
1669 01:17:43 'cause it's gettinga little rabid in there.
1670 01:17:45 All right?
1671 01:17:47 It's Zoe, by the way.
1672 01:17:49 Zoe. Mm-hmm.
1673 01:17:50 Nice to meet you.
1674 01:17:51 Magic.
1675 01:17:53 Magic Mike.
1676 01:18:24 Thanks, man. Yeah.
1677 01:18:30 Morning, gentlemen.
1678 01:18:31 Morning. Hey, buddy.
1679 01:18:32 Everyone sleep all right?
1680 01:18:34 Yeah. Yeah.
1681 01:18:35 You boys have fun.
1682 01:18:37 Mm.
1683 01:18:42 Mm.
1684 01:18:47 Mm.
1685 01:18:50 Did you bangee?
1686 01:18:52 Did you bangee?
1687 01:18:54 Yes.
1688 01:18:55 You banged her?
1689 01:18:56 Was she the glass slipper?
1690 01:19:00 Yes, man!
1691 01:19:01 That wonderful, nice ladywas the glass slipper?
1692 01:19:05 Hold it. Every inch?
1693 01:19:07 Wow.
1694 01:19:10 Y'all had a crazy connection,man.
1695 01:19:11 I could feel it.I'm so happy for you.
1696 01:19:16 What?
1697 01:19:17 You got to be kidding me.Yeah. What?!
1698 01:19:19 You got to be fucking joking.
1699 01:19:21 Oh, shit!
1700 01:19:22 This is us?It was the Ex-husband's.
1701 01:19:24 Said she didn't care what shapeI brought it back in,
1702 01:19:27 as long as I brought it back.
1703 01:19:28 Didn't realize she'dbeen married to Shawn Kemp.
1704 01:19:32 Pimpin'! Sweet!
1705 01:19:33 That is a beautiful pieceof machinery, man.
1706 01:19:36 Holy shit.
1707 01:19:37 We're gonna kill on the strip in myrtle.This is nice.
1708 01:19:39 This is gonna kill.
1709 01:19:41 ♪ I will bring you starlightby the barrow ♪
1710 01:19:49 ♪ I will bring you rosesby the score ♪
1711 01:19:58 ♪ There's no other way ♪
1712 01:20:03 ♪ There's no other way ♪
1713 01:20:07 ♪ There's no other way ♪
1714 01:20:18 ♪ Meet me in the twilightby the seaside ♪
1715 01:20:26 ♪ Meet meunderneath the Willow's fall ♪
1716 01:20:35 ♪ There's no other way ♪
1717 01:20:39 ♪ There's no other way ♪
1718 01:20:44 ♪ There's no other way ♪
1719 01:20:50 Gentlemen, welcome.We've been expecting you.
1720 01:20:52 Uh, Ms. Davidson called ahead,upgraded your rooms,
1721 01:20:54 and booked youour conference space.
1722 01:20:56 Oh, what's up, Ms.Davidson? Yeah.
1723 01:20:59 Oh, I know what's...I know what was up Ms. Davidson.
1724 01:21:03 That's sick, man.
1725 01:21:07 No! Get outta here!
1726 01:21:10 Come on, man.
1727 01:21:12 So you think it's okay to haveme wait for you for two hours?
1728 01:21:16 No, it's not okay,but someone should've told me.
1729 01:21:18 Yo, man.
1730 01:21:19 Don't say I never did anythingfor you.
1731 01:21:21 I ain't never gonna say that.I promise you that.
1732 01:21:23 Look at this! What's up?
1733 01:21:25 How you doing?
1734 01:21:26 What's up, man?
1735 01:21:27 Hi, sweetie.
1736 01:21:28 So, 3,000 women, man?3,000 women.
1737 01:21:31 You got some ideas?
1738 01:21:32 Yeah, I got some ideas.
1739 01:21:33 They ain't ready for you.
1740 01:21:34 They ain't ready for us.
1741 01:21:52 ♪ Pack your grip ♪
1742 01:21:54 ♪ Takin' you on a trip ♪
1743 01:21:56 ♪ Ain't no seats ♪
1744 01:21:58 ♪ All we got's dancin' feet ♪
1745 01:22:00 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪
1746 01:22:03 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine,won't mind ♪
1747 01:22:08 ♪ We're Ridin'on the groove line tonight ♪
1748 01:22:14 Whoot! Whoot!
1749 01:22:18 Whoot! Whoot!
1750 01:22:19 ♪ Get this train ♪
1751 01:22:22 ♪ Know you'll be glad you came ♪
1752 01:22:24 ♪ Hit the track ♪
1753 01:22:26 ♪ Party hard there and back ♪
1754 01:22:28 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪
1755 01:22:31 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine,won't mind ♪
1756 01:22:36 ♪ We're Ridin'on the groove line tonight ♪
1757 01:22:42 Whoot! Whoot!
1758 01:22:45 Whoot! Whoot!
1759 01:22:47 ♪ Check out the wheelsare turnin' ♪
1760 01:22:52 ♪ You know we won't stop ♪
1761 01:22:55 ♪ We got this boiler burnin' ♪
1762 01:23:00 ♪ We're keepin' it hot ♪
1763 01:23:02 ♪ So grab your friends ♪
1764 01:23:06 ♪ Get the train Comin' through ♪
1765 01:23:07 ♪ Climb on board ♪
1766 01:23:10 ♪ Where you leave's up to you ♪
1767 01:23:12 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪
1768 01:23:15 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine,won't mind ♪
1769 01:23:20 ♪ We're Ridin'on the groove line tonight ♪
1770 01:23:25 Whoot! Whoot!
1771 01:23:30 Whoot! Whoot!
1772 01:23:33 Whoot! Whoot!
1773 01:23:38 Whoot! Whoot!
1774 01:23:39 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪
1775 01:23:43 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine,won't mind ♪
1776 01:23:47 ♪ We're Ridin'... ♪ good night.
1777 01:23:49 Good night, y'all.
1778 01:23:51 Later, guys.
1779 01:23:52 Where is your yogurt now, man?I'm starving.
1780 01:23:56 Yeah.
1781 01:23:59 You really think...
1782 01:24:00 You really thinkit's gonna work?
1783 01:24:02 You think I can pull this off?
1784 01:24:04 What, the yogurt truck?
1785 01:24:05 Yeah.
1786 01:24:06 Yeah. Absolutely.
1787 01:24:08 Man, I hope so.
1788 01:24:09 I hope I can keep it afloat,man.
1789 01:24:11 'Cause nothing feels that good.
1790 01:24:13 Other than being onstage.
1791 01:24:17 But that's why.That's why it's gonna work, man.
1792 01:24:18 You love it too much.
1793 01:24:20 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.It's not gonna be easy.
1794 01:24:24 If you want, man, look, I'll...
1795 01:24:26 On the way back down, I'll...I'll go over everything you got.
1796 01:24:29 We'll... we'll go through it.
1797 01:24:31 Yeah? Yeah.
1798 01:24:32 That'd be cool, man.
1799 01:24:37 You know, I get why you left.
1800 01:24:40 I'm just glad you're back.
1801 01:25:06 All right, hypnotize.
1802 01:25:07 Make sure you see soundand lighting.
1803 01:25:09 They'll hook you up.
1804 01:25:10 Go on, make some money.Give him a locker key.
1805 01:25:13 Next!
1806 01:25:15 Paris.
1807 01:25:18 Holy fucking shit.
1808 01:25:22 What are y'all doing here? Hi.
1809 01:25:24 Give your mama some sugar!
1810 01:25:26 How are you? How are you?
1811 01:25:28 They always come back. Mm-hmm.
1812 01:25:31 I am great.
1813 01:25:32 I'm a little confused,'cause Dallas,
1814 01:25:34 he didn't let me knowy'all were coming.
1815 01:25:35 Where is he?Dallas is not coming.
1816 01:25:37 It's just us.
1817 01:25:38 Baby, I don't have a spotfor you.
1818 01:25:41 You got a spot for us. Come on.
1819 01:25:43 Honey, you know how this works.You're not special.
1820 01:25:47 Especially you.You... you've been out!
1821 01:25:49 How long?
1822 01:25:51 "D... D... D... D..."don't worry about it.
1823 01:25:52 Couple years. Come on.You can find us a spot.
1824 01:25:54 You've not been dancing.Come on. Look at you.
1825 01:25:56 Let me see.Come on. You know I...
1826 01:25:57 Are you even in shape?It's like riding a bike.
1827 01:25:59 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1828 01:26:01 I don't know.
1829 01:26:02 Who's this? Big dumb Rick?How you doing?
1830 01:26:05 It's dick. Okay.
1831 01:26:07 So, you don't have an M.C.We do have an M.C.
1832 01:26:09 You don't have an M.C.What am I supposed to do?
1833 01:26:12 We do have an M.C.
1834 01:26:14 Hey, gorgeous.
1835 01:26:16 Shut the fuck up.
1836 01:26:18 Mm-hmm.
1837 01:26:20 Hey.
1838 01:26:22 How you been?
1839 01:26:25 How have you been?
1840 01:26:27 Good.
1841 01:26:28 So, you got a spot for us?
1842 01:26:33 This girl taught me everythingI know.
1843 01:26:38 Who is at 10:20?Bumper Grinders?
1844 01:26:45 All right.
1845 01:26:46 For her.
1846 01:26:49 10:20.
1847 01:26:50 That's why I love you.
1848 01:26:52 That's a money spot.
1849 01:26:53 I expect y'all to makesome money in that spot.
1850 01:26:55 Thank you.
1851 01:27:31 How are the knees?
1852 01:27:32 Rotten.
1853 01:27:34 Yeah? You good?
1854 01:27:36 Tell you the truth, man,
1855 01:27:38 I haven't felt this nervoussince desert storm.
1856 01:27:42 What?
1857 01:27:43 H-how have I known you this long
1858 01:27:45 and I don't know that you werein desert storm?
1859 01:27:48 Just never came up.
1860 01:27:52 Look, I don't know.
1861 01:27:53 Me and you, we haven't reallyhad a chance to have our moment.
1862 01:27:59 Are we good?
1863 01:28:00 You know, Mike,when I called you,
1864 01:28:04 I didn't call to fuck with you.
1865 01:28:06 I called'cause I missed you, man.
1866 01:28:13 Read my fangs.Let her make her own decisions.
1867 01:28:15 Psst! Whatever.
1868 01:28:16 Chill, guys.
1869 01:28:19 I fucked Bella!
1870 01:28:35 Who's killing it out there?
1871 01:28:36 Fucking vampire bullshit.
1872 01:28:39 Did you guys see this?
1873 01:28:41 They're doinga fucking "Twilight" routine
1874 01:28:42 and they're mopping up.
1875 01:28:43 All those tweenersare growing up, man.
1876 01:28:45 Makes perfect sense.
1877 01:28:47 Mm. That's true. Yep.
1878 01:28:54 Wow. Okay.
1879 01:28:56 Dude, I-I just don't want tofuck this up, man.
1880 01:28:58 What are you t...You're not gonna fuck this up.
1881 01:29:00 And look, and on the off chance
1882 01:29:01 that we actually go out thereand shit the bed, who cares?
1883 01:29:04 Don't say that. Why? Fuck it.
1884 01:29:05 Look, I love you guys.
1885 01:29:07 This trip has been ridiculousand amazing.
1886 01:29:08 So please do not make me givethe whole
1887 01:29:11 "it's not abouthow we go out there and do it,
1888 01:29:13 "it's about getting to go outthere and do it together" speech
1889 01:29:16 that I just fucking gave you.
1890 01:29:18 W... okay.
1891 01:29:20 Richie, what are you?
1892 01:29:21 You're not a fireman.
1893 01:29:23 What are you?
1894 01:29:25 I'm a m-male entertainer.
1895 01:29:27 Entertainer.
1896 01:29:28 Ooh, yeah. What are we?
1897 01:29:29 Fuck it, man. Male entertainers.
1898 01:29:30 That's right. Come on.Get it in.
1899 01:29:32 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1900 01:29:33 Hold that up. Hold that up.
1901 01:29:34 Look, it's not bro time,it's showtime.
1902 01:29:36 Are you guys ready? Yeah.We're ready.
1903 01:29:37 All right. Come on.Let's do this.
1904 01:29:41 All right. Ready?One, two, three.
1905 01:29:43 Male entertainers!
1906 01:29:45 We're strippers.We're strippers.
1907 01:29:48 Whoo! Yes! Giving it up!
1908 01:29:53 Oh, Men of Steelin the "Twilight" routine!
1909 01:29:59 Oh, that was hot!
1910 01:30:01 Can I hear y'all say "Hot"?
1911 01:30:03 Hot! Whoo!
1912 01:30:05 That's a nice Southern welcome.
1913 01:30:11 All right.
1914 01:30:14 Now, I know this is nota competition,
1915 01:30:16 but y'all are gonna go homewith your favorites tonight.
1916 01:30:22 One of my all-time favorites
1917 01:30:24 is making an appearance on thisstage after a little while away.
1918 01:30:29 Magical little dancer.
1919 01:30:33 Mm-hmm.
1920 01:30:35 He's been gone a little while,but he's back.
1921 01:30:40 He has hooked upwith the devil himself...
1922 01:30:45 ...and he is back tonightwith those friends
1923 01:30:49 to entertainyour beautiful selves.
1924 01:30:52 Here they are... Reserrection!
1925 01:31:01 Good evening, friends.
1926 01:31:03 This is whatyou're all here for.
1927 01:31:08 Lift-off in five, four,
1928 01:31:11 three, two, one.
1929 01:31:14 Ignition.
1930 01:31:21 Hold this.
1931 01:31:30 Just wait till you seewhat we got coming up.
1932 01:31:54 Did you like that, ladies?
1933 01:31:58 Was it good to you?
1934 01:32:02 Well, just so you know,my name is Rome.
1935 01:32:10 I'm gonna be your M.C. Tonight.
1936 01:32:12 Now, ladies, do you mindif I refer to you all as queens?
1937 01:32:18 'Cause every last one of youup in here is a queen,
1938 01:32:21 and don't you ever forget it!
1939 01:32:26 Now, with that being said,are you ready to be worshipped?
1940 01:32:34 Are you ready to be exalted?
1941 01:32:40 Are you ready to meeta special kind of beast
1942 01:32:44 that can bringall the beauty out in you?
1943 01:32:51 Well, without further ado, wehave our first king tonight...
1944 01:32:56 Tarzan.
1945 01:34:07 I don't know about you, queens,
1946 01:34:09 but I'd let that beast throwwhatever he wanted on me
1947 01:34:13 any day.
1948 01:34:18 You know how the alchemy ofopposites can be so satisfying?
1949 01:34:25 You have a little bit of coldwith a little bit of hot.
1950 01:34:30 You have a little bit of yeswith a little bit of no.
1951 01:34:37 And you know how we like ourkings to be really, really sweet
1952 01:34:41 and really, really hardall at the same time.
1953 01:34:46 Yes, lord.
1954 01:34:49 I introduce to youour candy king... Tito!
1955 01:34:53 Yeah.
1956 01:34:57 Uh-huh.
1957 01:34:59 So seductive.
1958 01:35:01 ♪ I'll take youto the candy shop ♪
1959 01:35:03 ♪ I'll let you lickthe lollipop ♪
1960 01:35:06 ♪ Go ahead, girl,don't you stop ♪
1961 01:35:09 ♪ Keep goin'till you hit the spot ♪
1962 01:35:11 ♪ Whoa! ♪ Olivia: ♪ I'lltake you to the candy shop ♪
1963 01:35:13 ♪ Boy, one taste of what I got ♪
1964 01:35:16 ♪ I'll have you spendingall you got ♪
1965 01:35:18 ♪ Keep goin'till you hit the spot ♪
1966 01:35:20 Whoa!♪ You can have it your way ♪
1967 01:35:22 ♪ How do you want it? ♪
1968 01:35:24 ♪ You gonna back that thing upor should I push up on it? ♪
1969 01:35:27 ♪ Temperature rising ♪
1970 01:35:28 ♪ Okay,let's go to the next level ♪
1971 01:35:29 ♪ Dance floor jam-packed,hot as a tea kettle ♪
1972 01:35:32 ♪ I'll break it down for younow, baby... it's simple ♪
1973 01:35:34 ♪ If you be a nympho,I'll be a nympho ♪
1974 01:35:37 ♪ In the hotelor in the back of the rental ♪
1975 01:35:39 ♪ On the beach or in the park,it's whatever you're into ♪
1976 01:35:41 ♪ Got the magic stick,I'm the love doctor ♪
1977 01:35:43 ♪ Have your friends teasing youabout how sprung I got you ♪
1978 01:35:46 ♪ Wanna show me you can work it,baby? ♪
1979 01:35:48 ♪ No problem, get on top ♪
1980 01:35:49 ♪ Where we do ♪♪ and where we do ♪
1981 01:35:51 ♪ The things we do ♪♪ things we do ♪
1982 01:35:53 ♪ Are just between me and you ♪♪ oh, yeah ♪
1983 01:35:56 ♪ Give it to me, baby,nice and slow ♪
1984 01:35:58 ♪ Climb on top,ride like you're in the rodeo ♪
1985 01:36:01 ♪ You ain't never heard a soundlike this before ♪
1986 01:36:03 ♪ 'Cause I ain't never put itdown like this ♪
1987 01:36:05 ♪ Soon as I come throughthe door ♪
1988 01:36:06 ♪ She get to pullin'on my zipper ♪
1989 01:36:08 ♪ It's like it's a racewho can get undressed quicker ♪
1990 01:36:10 ♪ Isn't it ironic how eroticit is to watch them thongs? ♪
1991 01:36:13 ♪ Have me thinking aboutthat ass after I'm gone ♪
1992 01:36:15 ♪ I touch the right spotat the right time ♪
1993 01:36:18 ♪ Lights on or lights off,she like it from behind ♪
1994 01:36:20 ♪ So seductive ♪
1995 01:36:21 ♪ You should see the wayshe winds ♪
1996 01:36:23 ♪ Her hips in slo-moon the floor when we grind ♪
1997 01:36:25 ♪ As long as she ain't stoppin',homey, I ain't stoppin' ♪
1998 01:36:27 ♪ Drippin' wet with sweat, man,it's on and poppin' ♪
1999 01:36:29 ♪ On my champagne campaign,bottle after bottle, it's on ♪
2000 01:36:32 ♪ And we gonna sip till everybubble in every bottle is gone ♪
2001 01:36:35 ♪ I'll take youto the candy shop ♪
2002 01:36:37 ♪ I'll let you lickthe lollipop ♪
2003 01:36:39 ♪ Go ahead, girl,don't you stop ♪
2004 01:36:42 ♪ Keep goin'till you hit the spot ♪
2005 01:36:44 Whoa!
2006 01:37:04 Now, queens,wasn't that a tasty treat?
2007 01:37:10 Now, queens, you know,past those closed doors,
2008 01:37:12 don't you get tired of everybodytrying to tell you
2009 01:37:15 what is a "Good Woman"?
2010 01:37:19 How a good woman talks?
2011 01:37:22 How a good womanshould be sexed?
2012 01:37:27 Sometimes you just want somebodyto ask you what you want
2013 01:37:30 and just give it to youjust like that.
2014 01:37:35 And then whisper in your ear..."How does it feel?"
2015 01:37:41 I got the king for you,ladies... King Ken!
2016 01:38:17 ♪ Girl, it's all on you ♪
2017 01:38:21 ♪ Have it your way ♪
2018 01:38:25 ♪ And if you want,you can decide ♪
2019 01:38:31 ♪ And if you'll have meI can provide ♪
2020 01:38:37 ♪ Everything that you desire ♪
2021 01:38:42 ♪ If you get a feeling ♪
2022 01:38:49 ♪ A feeling that I'm feeling,baby ♪
2023 01:38:55 ♪ Won't you come closer ♪
2024 01:38:59 ♪ Closer ♪
2025 01:39:00 ♪ To me, baby? ♪
2026 01:39:04 ♪ Mm, now you already got meright where you want me, baby ♪
2027 01:39:10 ♪ And I,I just want to be your man ♪
2028 01:39:15 ♪ How does it feel? ♪
2029 01:39:18 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪
2030 01:39:21 ♪ How does it feel? ♪
2031 01:39:24 ♪ I want to know,how does it feel? ♪
2032 01:39:28 ♪ How does it feel? ♪
2033 01:39:31 ♪ Oh, oh ♪
2034 01:39:34 ♪ How does it feel? ♪
2035 01:39:37 ♪ Want to know,how does it feel, baby? ♪
2036 01:39:41 ♪ How does it feel? ♪
2037 01:39:44 ♪ Let me take off your clothesand I'll... ♪
2038 01:39:47 ♪ I'll, I'll, I'll ♪
2039 01:39:49 ♪ I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll ♪
2040 01:39:53 ♪ How does it feel? ♪
2041 01:39:55 ♪ How does it, how does it ♪
2042 01:39:59 ♪ Let me show youwhat I'm talking about, baby ♪
2043 01:40:03 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪
2044 01:40:06 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2045 01:40:08 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪
2046 01:40:11 ♪ Yeah, baby ♪
2047 01:40:15 ♪ I want to know, how does,how does it feel? ♪
2048 01:40:20 Y'all give it upfor my boy Ken right now
2049 01:40:24 with the pipes.
2050 01:40:27 Y'all ladies hearthose high notes?
2051 01:40:31 But now to a more serioussubject.
2052 01:40:33 Dearly beloved,we are gathered here
2053 01:40:37 in the presence of every maleentertainer in the Hemisphere.
2054 01:40:39 Y'all do this every year,and every year you do it well.
2055 01:40:42 You do it well,
2056 01:40:44 that hide-and-seek,that don't-go-tell...
2057 01:40:46 It's okay. You can touch.
2058 01:40:49 ...that every woman in this roomdeserves.
2059 01:40:52 And simply because there areso many of you and so few of us,
2060 01:40:57 there is somethingwe simply can't give.
2061 01:40:59 But... we're gonna try totonight.
2062 01:41:06 Because everybody deservesjust a little... commitment.
2063 01:41:26 ♪ Well, it's a beautiful night ♪
2064 01:41:29 ♪ Looking for something dumbto do ♪
2065 01:41:33 ♪ Hey, baby ♪
2066 01:41:35 ♪ I think I want to marry you ♪
2067 01:41:39 ♪ Is it the look in your eyes ♪
2068 01:41:42 ♪ Or is it this dancing juice? ♪
2069 01:41:46 ♪ Who cares, baby? ♪
2070 01:41:49 ♪ I think I want to marry you ♪
2071 01:41:53 ♪ Well, I know a little chapelby the boulevard ♪
2072 01:41:56 ♪ That we can go ♪
2073 01:41:59 ♪ No one will know ♪
2074 01:42:03 ♪ Come on, girl ♪
2075 01:42:06 ♪ Who cares if we're trashed? ♪
2076 01:42:08 ♪ Got a pocketful of cashwe can blow ♪
2077 01:42:12 ♪ Shots of patrón ♪
2078 01:42:16 ♪ And it's on, girl ♪
2079 01:42:41 ♪ You let me violate you ♪
2080 01:42:47 ♪ You let me desecrate you ♪
2081 01:42:52 ♪ You let me penetrate you ♪
2082 01:42:58 ♪ You let me complicate you ♪
2083 01:43:03 ♪ Help me ♪
2084 01:43:04 ♪ I broke apart my insides ♪
2085 01:43:08 ♪ Help me ♪
2086 01:43:09 ♪ I've got no soul to sell ♪
2087 01:43:13 ♪ Help me ♪
2088 01:43:14 ♪ The only thing that worksfor me ♪
2089 01:43:18 ♪ Help me get away from myself ♪
2090 01:43:21 ♪ I want to fuck youlike an animal ♪
2091 01:43:27 ♪ I want to feel youfrom the inside ♪
2092 01:43:32 ♪ I want to fuck youlike an animal ♪
2093 01:43:37 ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪
2094 01:43:43 ♪ You get me closer to God ♪
2095 01:43:59 Marry me! Ravage me!
2096 01:44:03 Please!
2097 01:44:05 What?!
2098 01:44:07 All right.Let's settle down, ladies.
2099 01:44:10 We got some serious thingsto talk about right now!
2100 01:44:16 All right.
2101 01:44:18 Is there anybody up in herethat ain't on birth control?
2102 01:44:23 Oh, no.
2103 01:44:25 I'm keeping it real with you,ladies.
2104 01:44:27 'Cause there's about to besome grown-woman shit
2105 01:44:30 up in here tonight.
2106 01:44:35 So if you ain'ton birth control,
2107 01:44:37 we have illuminated exit signsto your left and your right.
2108 01:44:42 All right?
2109 01:44:43 But I'm looking fortwo grown-ass women
2110 01:44:47 to deal with these grown-ass mencoming to the stage.
2111 01:44:50 What?
2112 01:44:53 Unh.
2113 01:44:55 Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up,hold up, hold up.
2114 01:44:58 I see me a beauty queenright here.
2115 01:45:00 Zoe. I heard about you.
2116 01:45:03 I heard you're real grownwith it.
2117 01:45:05 Come here. Go. Zoe, go. Go.
2118 01:45:07 Don't be scared.
2119 01:45:08 Give her some encouragement,Queens.
2120 01:45:10 Come on, let's not hate.
2121 01:45:12 I know we wish it was ustonight, but it's her.
2122 01:45:15 She's the lucky one.She's the lucky one.
2123 01:45:19 What?
2124 01:45:20 Yeah.
2125 01:45:23 All right, beautiful.Have a seat.
2126 01:45:26 Don't worry.
2127 01:45:27 You're gonna bewell taken care of, I promise.
2128 01:45:33 These two don't needan introduction.
2129 01:45:55 ♪ Here we are, all alone ♪
2130 01:45:58 ♪ You and me ♪
2131 01:46:00 ♪ Privacy ♪
2132 01:46:01 ♪ And we can do anything ♪
2133 01:46:04 ♪ Your fantasy ♪
2134 01:46:06 ♪ I wanna make your dreamscome true ♪
2135 01:46:10 ♪ Can you hear? ♪
2136 01:46:12 ♪ She's calling me ♪
2137 01:46:14 ♪ Between your legsloud and clear ♪
2138 01:46:17 ♪ I wanna talk back to her ♪
2139 01:46:19 ♪ Make love to her ♪
2140 01:46:21 ♪ I wanna hear you screammy name ♪
2141 01:46:24 ♪ We can make loveon the bedroom ♪
2142 01:46:26 ♪ Floating on topof my waterbed ♪
2143 01:46:29 ♪ I'm kissing you ♪
2144 01:46:30 ♪ Running my fingersthrough your hair ♪
2145 01:46:32 ♪ In the hallway ♪
2146 01:46:34 ♪ Making love awaybeside the stairs ♪
2147 01:46:37 ♪ We can do it anywhere ♪♪
2148 01:46:40 ♪ Early in the morningswhen I think about you ♪
2149 01:46:45 ♪ Yeah ♪
2150 01:46:46 ♪ I hit you like,"what you sayin'?" ♪
2151 01:46:49 ♪ In the morningswhen I wanna... you ♪
2152 01:46:53 ♪ Yeah ♪
2153 01:46:55 ♪ I hit you like,"what you sayin'?" ♪
2154 01:46:56 ♪ I-I-I could... youall the time ♪
2155 01:47:05 ♪ I-I-I-I could... youall the time ♪
2156 01:47:16 ♪ FaceTime when I'm gone ♪
2157 01:47:18 ♪ She give me domefrom a distance ♪
2158 01:47:20 ♪ And she love to climb on top ♪
2159 01:47:22 ♪ She love to walk offlimpin' ♪♪
2160 01:47:31 ♪ I-I-I-I-I could... youall the time ♪♪
2161 01:47:49 ♪ Cookie, cookie, cookie ♪
2162 01:47:51 ♪ I'm a cookie monster ♪
2163 01:47:52 ♪ Break your back ♪
2164 01:47:54 ♪ Crack it open like a lobster ♪
2165 01:47:56 ♪ Hey ♪
2166 01:47:58 ♪ I kill the pussy ♪
2167 01:47:59 ♪ Dig a grave ♪
2168 01:48:01 ♪ She grab the woodlike grippin' grain ♪
2169 01:48:05 ♪ I told her put it in my face ♪
2170 01:48:09 ♪ Let it rain, let it rain ♪
2171 01:48:11 ♪ Girl, I've got a sweet tooth ♪
2172 01:48:12 ♪ Ain't nothing sweeterthan you ♪
2173 01:48:14 ♪ I'm'a eat it up, beat it uptill you holler out truce ♪
2174 01:48:18 ♪ My bed can be your stage,and I'm'a make you a star ♪
2175 01:48:21 ♪ Your legs in the airand my hands ♪
2176 01:48:23 ♪ All off up inyour cookie jar ♪
2177 01:48:25 ♪ Like, mm ♪
2178 01:48:27 ♪ Like an oreo ♪
2179 01:48:29 ♪ I love to lick the middlelike an oreo ♪
2180 01:48:33 ♪ Oreo, oreo, like an oreo ♪
2181 01:48:36 ♪ I wanna bite it and getinside it till I get you gone ♪
2182 01:48:40 ♪ You wanna knowhow I get down? ♪
2183 01:48:41 ♪ You wanna knowhow I get down? ♪
2184 01:48:43 ♪ You wonder how I'm the best ♪
2185 01:48:45 ♪ And can do all thiswith my mouth? ♪
2186 01:48:47 ♪ You wanna knowhow I get down? ♪
2187 01:48:48 ♪ You wanna knowhow I get down? ♪
2188 01:48:51 ♪ You wonder how I'm the best ♪
2189 01:48:52 ♪ And can do all thiswith my mouth? ♪
2190 01:48:57 ♪ Cookie monster ♪♪
2191 01:49:01 ♪ All I do is win, win,win no matter what ♪
2192 01:49:05 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪
2193 01:49:06 ♪ I can never get enough ♪
2194 01:49:08 ♪ And every time I stepup in the building... ♪
2195 01:49:09 I see somebodygot their smile back.
2196 01:49:12 I did.
2197 01:49:14 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2198 01:49:16 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2199 01:49:17 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2200 01:49:20 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win,win, win ♪
2201 01:49:24 ♪ And if you goin' in,put your hands in the air ♪
2202 01:49:27 ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪♪ ludacris goin' in on a verse ♪
2203 01:49:29 ♪ 'Cause I never been defeatedand I won't stop now ♪
2204 01:49:31 ♪ Keep your hands up,get 'em in the sky ♪
2205 01:49:33 ♪ For the homies that ain't makeit and my folks locked down ♪
2206 01:49:35 ♪ I never went nowhere,but they saying luda's back ♪
2207 01:49:38 ♪ Blame it on that conjure ♪
2208 01:49:40 ♪ The hood call it luda-yac ♪
2209 01:49:41 ♪ And I'm onthis foolish track ♪
2210 01:49:43 ♪ So I spit my foolish flow ♪
2211 01:49:44 ♪ My hands go up and downlike strippers' booties go ♪
2212 01:49:47 ♪ My verses still be serving,tight like a million virgins ♪
2213 01:49:51 ♪ last time on a khaled remix ♪
2214 01:49:52 ♪ Now I'm onthe original version ♪
2215 01:49:54 ♪ Can't never count me out ♪
2216 01:49:56 ♪ Y'all better count me in ♪
2217 01:49:57 ♪ Got 20 bank accounts ♪
2218 01:49:59 ♪ Accountants count me in ♪
2219 01:50:00 ♪ Make millions every year ♪
2220 01:50:02 ♪ The south's champion ♪
2221 01:50:03 ♪ 'Cause all I do... all I...All I... all I... ♪
2222 01:50:05 ♪ All I do is win, win,win no matter what ♪
2223 01:50:09 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪
2224 01:50:10 ♪ I can never get enough ♪
2225 01:50:12 ♪ And every time I stepup in the building ♪
2226 01:50:15 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
2227 01:50:18 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2228 01:50:20 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2229 01:50:22 ♪ And they stay there ♪♪ up, down, up, down ♪
2230 01:50:24 ♪ Up, down ♪
2231 01:50:25 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win,win, win ♪
2232 01:50:28 ♪ And if you goin' in,put your hands in the air ♪
2233 01:50:31 ♪ All I do is win, win,win no matter what ♪
2234 01:50:34 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪
2235 01:50:36 ♪ I can never get enough ♪
2236 01:50:37 ♪ And every time I stepup in the building ♪
2237 01:50:40 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
2238 01:50:43 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2239 01:50:45 ♪ And they stay there ♪
2240 01:50:46 ♪ And they stay there ♪♪ up, down, up, down ♪
2241 01:50:49 ♪ Up, down ♪
2242 01:50:50 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win,win, win ♪
2243 01:50:53 ♪ And if you goin' in,put your hands in the air ♪
2244 01:50:57 ♪ Make 'em, stay there ♪
2245 01:51:15 ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪
2246 01:51:18 ♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪
2247 01:51:21 ♪ Someone who knowshow to ride ♪
2248 01:51:24 ♪ Without even falling off ♪
2249 01:51:28 ♪ Got to be compatible ♪
2250 01:51:31 ♪ Takes to my limits ♪
2251 01:51:34 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪
2252 01:51:37 ♪ I promise that you won'twant to get off ♪
2253 01:51:40 ♪ You're horny ♪
2254 01:51:41 ♪ Let's do it ♪
2255 01:51:43 ♪ Ride it ♪
2256 01:51:45 ♪ My pony ♪
2257 01:51:46 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
2258 01:51:50 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪
2259 01:51:53 ♪ You're horny ♪
2260 01:51:54 ♪ Let's do it ♪
2261 01:51:56 ♪ Ride it ♪
2262 01:51:58 ♪ My pony ♪
2263 01:51:59 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
2264 01:52:03 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪
2265 01:52:37 ♪ All right, come close ♪
2266 01:52:43 ♪ Let me show youeverything I know ♪
2267 01:52:48 ♪ The jungle slang ♪
2268 01:52:53 ♪ Spinning 'round my headand I stare ♪
2269 01:52:59 ♪ While my naked fool ♪
2270 01:53:04 ♪ Fresh out of an icky,gooey womb ♪
2271 01:53:09 ♪ A woozy youth ♪
2272 01:53:14 ♪ Dopes upon her silky smoothperfume ♪
2273 01:53:20 ♪ Right, my little pooh bear ♪
2274 01:53:23 ♪ Wanna take a chance? ♪
2275 01:53:25 ♪ Wanna sip the smooth air,kick it in the sand ♪
2276 01:53:30 ♪ I'd say I told you so,but you're just gonna cry ♪
2277 01:53:36 ♪ You just wanna knowthose peanut butter vibes ♪
2278 01:53:41 ♪ My, my simple sir,this ain't gonna work ♪
2279 01:53:46 ♪ Mind my wicked wordsand tipsy-topsy slurs ♪
2280 01:53:51 ♪ I can't take this place ♪
2281 01:53:54 ♪ No, I can't take this place ♪
2282 01:53:56 ♪ I just wanna gowhere I can get some space ♪
2283 01:54:02 ♪ Truth be told ♪
2284 01:54:07 ♪ I've been here,I've done this all before ♪
2285 01:54:12 ♪ I take your gloom ♪
2286 01:54:17 ♪ I curl it upand puff it into plumes ♪
2287 01:54:23 ♪ Right, my little pooh bear ♪
2288 01:54:25 ♪ Wanna take a chance? ♪
2289 01:54:28 ♪ Wanna sip the smooth air,kick it in the sand ♪
2290 01:54:33 ♪ I'd say I told you so,but you're just gonna cry ♪
2291 01:54:39 ♪ You just wanna knowthose peanut butter vibes ♪
2292 01:54:44 ♪ My, my simple sir,this ain't gonna work ♪
2293 01:54:49 ♪ Mind my wicked wordsand tipsy-topsy slurs ♪
2294 01:54:54 ♪ I can't take this place ♪
2295 01:54:56 ♪ No, I can't take this place ♪
2296 01:54:59 ♪ I just wanna gowhere I can get some space ♪
2297 01:55:06 ♪ Hope it helped -> bozxphd ♪