逗鸟外传：萌宝满天飞(Storks)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:19 JUNIOR: For as long as can be remembered,storks delivered babies
2 00:00:27 from their perch on Stork Mountain.
3 00:00:30 It was an honor and a privilege to serve.
4 00:00:35 It was our duty, our core belief,
5 00:00:39 the driving force of our very lifeblood.
6 00:00:44 (COOING)
7 00:00:46 Aw... Ow!
8 00:00:48 JUNIOR: It wasn't always easy.
9 00:00:49 Oh...
10 00:00:51 -(GRUNTING)- JUNIOR: This was our challenge.
11 00:00:54 This was our sacred duty.
12 00:00:56 No matter how tough or impossible
13 00:00:58 or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,
14 00:01:02 we would triumph over adversity.
15 00:01:06 (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
16 00:01:08 Phew!
17 00:01:10 (INFANT GIGGLES)
18 00:01:12 (SCREAMS)
19 00:01:20 Gotcha! (EXHALES)
20 00:01:23 (GASPS) Oh!
21 00:01:25 -(CAT YOWLING)- MALE BIKER 1; Hey.
22 00:01:27 MALE BIKER 2: On your right.MALE BIKER 3: Left.
23 00:01:28 MALE BIKER 43 Bike lane.
24 00:01:30 JUNIOR: Thank goodnesswe don't do that anymore.
25 00:01:35 There! Right there!
26 00:01:36 The problem was,
27 00:01:39 we had the wrong cargo.
28 00:01:47 BOTH: Our new phones!
29 00:01:49 JUNIOR: Luckily, now, storks deliverpackages for Cornerstore. com!
30 00:01:53 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
31 00:01:56 My dude!'Qh, Yeah!
32 00:02:02 Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man!
33 00:02:05 KEVRON: (THROUGH SPEAKERS)Oh, I love this guy!
34 00:02:08 (STORKS CHEERING)
35 00:02:11 Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.
36 00:02:15 - STORK: You're the man!-(DOOR BEEPS)
37 00:02:17 What? Millionth package? Not possible.
38 00:02:20 I thought I was only at 20.
39 00:02:22 Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?
40 00:02:23 You know what? You're right.I should celebrate.
41 00:02:26 What are you guys doing this weekend?
42 00:02:27 Are you guys free?
43 00:02:28 The wife and Iare celebrating another anniversary.
44 00:02:31 Got my kid's game this weekend.
45 00:02:32 Family reunion. The whole family's coming.
46 00:02:35 Oh. Just wanted to confirm.
47 00:02:38 That you were all busy.
48 00:02:39 I assumed you were all busy and you are.
49 00:02:41 So, if anything changes, let me know.
50 00:02:42 I maybe could get out of work.
51 00:02:43 Probably can't,but let me know if you can.
52 00:02:45 Great job out there, brah!
53 00:02:47 JUNIOR: Thanks, Pigeon Toady.
54 00:02:49 - Check out my girlfriend.-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
55 00:02:51 - She's in Canada.- JUNIOR: Yeah-huh-.
56 00:02:52 She migrated.
57 00:02:53 - She's not made up.- Okay.
58 00:02:55 Look at her! Look at her!
59 00:02:57 - She exists, brah!- That's great.
60 00:02:59 Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?
61 00:03:02 - Ah!-(ALL GASP)
62 00:03:04 Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?
63 00:03:06 What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.
64 00:03:09 I tell you about my girlfriend?
65 00:03:12 Hey, boss wants to see you.
66 00:03:14 Uh...
67 00:03:16 Hunter wants to see me?
68 00:03:20 All right. Head in the game, Junior.
69 00:03:22 So, you're Hunter.What do you do around here?
70 00:03:24 (LAUGHS)
71 00:03:26 No, I hate that.
72 00:03:27 (ROBOTIC) Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.
73 00:03:28 No, that's too robot.
74 00:03:30 Just say it normal. Just say it normal.Here we go.
75 00:03:32 Nice to meet you!
76 00:03:33 - What is wrong with me?-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
77 00:03:36 (GRUNTS)
78 00:03:37 HUNTER: Junior.
79 00:03:39 Hunter.
80 00:03:40 (JUNIOR GROANING)
81 00:03:42 (SQUEAKING)
82 00:03:45 (SQUEAKING)
83 00:03:47 You know whyI built my office entirely out of glass
84 00:03:50 even though birds can't see glass?
85 00:03:52 I do not.
86 00:03:53 (STORKS GRUNTING)
87 00:03:55 - Power move.-(STORKS GROAN)
88 00:03:58 Eighteen years ago, I saved all storksby getting out of babies
89 00:04:03 and into package delivery.
90 00:04:05 Now, this Monday at Storkcon,
91 00:04:07 the board will announcethey're kicking me upstairs.
92 00:04:10 I'm going to be named Chairman.
93 00:04:11 Which means you are going to be named
94 00:04:14 boss.
95 00:04:17 JUNIOR: Boss!
96 00:04:25 Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.
97 00:04:27 Now, look upon your domainwith your eyes wide open.
98 00:04:31 -(JUNIOR GROANS SOFTLY) Yeah.- Wider.
99 00:04:33 I love it. Feels good.
100 00:04:34 How can you be bossif you can't look at it?
101 00:04:37 If I go blind, it was worth it.
102 00:04:39 You know the hardest thingabout bein' boss?
103 00:04:41 Staring at the sun?
104 00:04:42 No, this is easy.
105 00:04:43 Whether to be like a friend bossor a distant, weird boss?
106 00:04:45 Always be distant and weird.What's the matter with you?
107 00:04:48 Sorry.
108 00:04:49 No, it's dealing with that.
109 00:04:53 JUNIOR: The orphan Tulip?
110 00:04:54 I don't understand.
111 00:04:56 Do you know whywe stopped delivering babies?
112 00:04:59 Because there are so manyother ways of getting babies?
113 00:05:01 Yes. But that's not the whole story.
114 00:05:05 Eighteen years ago,when we still delivered human infants,
115 00:05:08 a stork named Jasperwent crazy and tried to keep a baby.
116 00:05:14 Tulip's beacon broke.
117 00:05:15 Her address was destroyed,so we could no longer deliver her.
118 00:05:19 My baby!
119 00:05:21 It was then I realized thatthere was no future in baby delivery.
120 00:05:26 Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18,which means we can finally liberate her
121 00:05:30 and return her to the human world.
122 00:05:32 But she's no trouble.
123 00:05:33 Oh, she isn't, is she?
124 00:05:35 Here's our profit chart.
125 00:05:37 - I love a good profit chart.- Me, too.
126 00:05:39 Yeah!
127 00:05:40 The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation,asleep or out with the flu.
128 00:05:43 The valleys are when she tries to help.
129 00:05:46 Cool. I will liberate her.Consider her liberated.
130 00:05:50 And if she doesn't want to be liberated?
131 00:05:52 Fire her. I'm talking about firing her.
132 00:05:53 Really?
133 00:05:55 The only thing you need to doto be named boss on Monday
134 00:05:57 is liberate the orphan Tulip.
135 00:05:58 If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her!
136 00:06:00 Yes, sir. lam on it.
137 00:06:01 I have read between the linesand heard you overtly.
138 00:06:06 (SQUEAKING) Ow, ow, ow...
139 00:06:10 Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?
140 00:06:13 Junior?
141 00:06:15 You're talkin' to me?
142 00:06:17 JUNIOR: Yes, Orphan Tulip!
143 00:06:18 No, it's just that you never talk to me.
144 00:06:20 Well, yeah, that's changingstarting today, Orphan Tulip.
145 00:06:22 Oh, "Tulip" is just fine."Orphan" hurts my heart.
146 00:06:24 I have so many questions to ask you!
147 00:06:26 Why don't you come downand we can talk all day?
148 00:06:28 Okay. I will be down.
149 00:06:30 As will my friends.
150 00:06:32 We are going to fly right down.
151 00:06:34 What? No, no.
152 00:06:35 That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.
153 00:06:37 They cannot fly.
154 00:06:38 Yeah. Until now.
155 00:06:40 She's helping us achieve our dreams.
156 00:06:42 - That's right, Dougland.- You know it.
157 00:06:43 It is still a personal victoryif you use the bucket.
158 00:06:47 (BUCKET CREAKING)
159 00:06:51 Okay, we'll all not use the bucket!
160 00:06:53 Wait, what?
161 00:06:54 Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.
162 00:06:56 We're all the same and she's a weirdo.
163 00:06:59 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's--
164 00:07:00 She's had a hard life.
165 00:07:03 Okay.
166 00:07:07 This is gonna be great, guys!
167 00:07:09 Countdown.
168 00:07:11 Three, two, one!
169 00:07:16 (TULIP COUGHING)
170 00:07:20 (TULIP WHOOPING)
171 00:07:22 Oh.
172 00:07:23 TULIP: (GIGGLES)It's working! We're flying!
173 00:07:26 Ho-ho! Whoa!
174 00:07:28 Yeah, yeah!
175 00:07:29 Yeah!
176 00:07:30 Enough of this, I wanna go fast!
177 00:07:33 No! Dougland, wait!
178 00:07:34 No,no,no!
179 00:07:36 This is the greatest day of my life!
180 00:07:38 (SCREAMING)
181 00:07:39 I'm flying!
182 00:07:41 (CROWING)
183 00:07:43 This is my moment!
184 00:07:46 - Dougland! No! (SCREAMS)- DOUGLAND: Get out of my way!
185 00:07:49 (SCREAMS)
186 00:07:50 Bad Dougland! No!
187 00:07:52 How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?
188 00:07:54 (JUNIOR PANTING)
189 00:07:56 l9<>t ya!
190 00:07:57 Okay.
191 00:07:58 I'm fallin'.
192 00:08:00 (ALL GASPING, SCREAMING)
193 00:08:03 (GRUNTING)
194 00:08:07 -(TULIP GRUNTING)- Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!
195 00:08:10 (SCREAMS)
196 00:08:12 (PANTING)
197 00:08:19 - Uh...- Oh, boy.
198 00:08:20 (JUNIOR WHIMPERS)
199 00:08:23 Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.
200 00:08:27 (RUMBLING)
201 00:08:29 PIGEON TOADY:I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!
202 00:08:33 I got m!
203 00:08:40 I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!
204 00:08:44 I don't fit in anywhereand all I want to do is help!
205 00:08:47 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
206 00:08:49 -(SOBBING)- Oh, boy.
207 00:08:51 Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.
208 00:08:54 Before you finish,
209 00:08:56 for you to come to wish mea happy birthday,
210 00:08:58 that's just the nicest, you know?It's like a little rainbow.
211 00:09:01 So, thank you.
212 00:09:02 (SNIFFLES) That's really nice.
213 00:09:04 But, oh, I'm sorry.I interrupted you. (LAUGHS)
214 00:09:06 - What were you gonna tell me?- Uh...
215 00:09:08 Oh, boy.
216 00:09:09 I have wonderful news for you.
217 00:09:12 You have been liberated.
218 00:09:15 What does that mean?
219 00:09:17 Well, it means that you are(SOFTLY) fired.
220 00:09:21 - What?- JUNIOR: You're...
221 00:09:23 (STUTTERING)
222 00:09:25 -(G RU NTS)- Are you okay?
223 00:09:27 (MUFFLED GRUNTS)
224 00:09:29 Excuse me. You're...
225 00:09:31 (STUTTERING AND GRUNTING)
226 00:09:33 You're fantastic!
227 00:09:36 Really?
228 00:09:37 Because I just blew upmost of the factory.
229 00:09:39 Oh, yeah.
230 00:09:41 What a twist! Um...
231 00:09:44 Well, it means...
232 00:09:46 (GASPS SOFTLY)
233 00:09:47 Oh.
234 00:09:50 I'm putting you in chargeof your very own department.
235 00:09:53 You are the new head of Letter Sorting.
236 00:09:58 (TULIP GASPS)
237 00:09:59 I didn't even know we still got letters.
238 00:10:01 We do!
239 00:10:03 - And now, you're in charge of them.- Oh, yes! I will rock this!
240 00:10:07 You will rock this!
241 00:10:08 - Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!- Gonna rock it hard!
242 00:10:10 And what's the number-one rule?
243 00:10:12 Always deliver!
244 00:10:13 - Wrong. Never leave this room.- Oh.
245 00:10:15 I always thought it wassomething more like "Strength"!
246 00:10:17 -"Determination"!- Nope. That's way off.
247 00:10:20 Number-one rule, never leave this room.
248 00:10:22 Okay, Well, if that...
249 00:10:38 Bored, bored, bored.
250 00:10:40 (WHISTLING)
251 00:10:44 (SIGHS)
252 00:10:46 So, how was your commute?
253 00:10:49 (HI-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, I took the bucket.
254 00:10:52 Me, too. Real backed up.
255 00:10:54 Oh, yeah. (SCOFFS)
256 00:10:56 You hear about Steve and Gloria?
257 00:10:58 What?
258 00:10:59 I hear they're an item.
259 00:11:01 - No.- Yeah.
260 00:11:03 Are you kidding me? (GASPS)
261 00:11:04 (DEEP VOICE)Are you guys talking about us?
262 00:11:06 (GRUMPY VOICE)You guys better not be talking about us.
263 00:11:08 I told you that in confidence.
264 00:11:09 (DEEP VOICE)You don't make her upset. She's my life!
265 00:11:11 Oh, no, I said it out loud.
266 00:11:12 (HI-PITCHED)You're not supposed to say anything!
267 00:11:14 Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!
268 00:11:15 - No!- Meow!
269 00:11:17 (GASPS) Are you gossiping?No gossip allowed! Go to HR!
270 00:11:21 I've called you both in becauseI hear you've been having problems.
271 00:11:24 - And it's important we have--- She's the one who started it!
272 00:11:26 - How dare you!- How dare you!
273 00:11:27 - How dare both of you! You're fired!- You can't fire me!
274 00:11:29 - I just did!- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!
275 00:11:31 'Guys! Group hug!- Group hug!
276 00:11:33 Aw.
277 00:11:37 I'm hugging myself. okay-
278 00:11:41 (GRUNTS) Somebody write me a letter!
279 00:11:49 Come in, Ninja Commander.
280 00:11:50 This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.
281 00:11:58 Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?
282 00:12:00 I'm about to launch the assault.
283 00:12:01 HENRY: (THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE)We can absolutely do that.
284 00:12:03 That's not gonna be a problem.
285 00:12:07 Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!
286 00:12:13 (GASPS)
287 00:12:18 You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,but you weren't counting on one thing,
288 00:12:23 I'm not alone.
289 00:12:24 Ninja force, attack!
290 00:12:29 Ninja force?
291 00:12:30 (RADIO STATIC)
292 00:12:33 (GRUNTING)
293 00:12:38 Oh, ow! No! Oh!
294 00:12:41 This is the end.
295 00:12:43 (WEAKLY)Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.
296 00:12:48 (G ROANS, GASPS)
297 00:12:52 (MACHINE WHIRRING)
298 00:12:54 Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
299 00:12:55 - And Sarah...- BOTH:...Gardner!
300 00:12:57 BOTH: A house is not a homewithout a Gardner!
301 00:13:01 Ninja Commander, where were you?
302 00:13:03 - Uh, can you hold one second?- Can you just...
303 00:13:05 You promised me that we were taking downDr. LeFreeze this afternoon.
304 00:13:08 You didn't show up,
305 00:13:09 and now he controlsmost of Western Europe.
306 00:13:11 Ethnic tension is on the rise.
307 00:13:13 Yeah.
308 00:13:15 - We're totally done after this call, okay?- Really?
309 00:13:18 - Five more minutes.- SARAH: And then we'll stop.
310 00:13:20 BOTH: We promise.
311 00:13:22 H EN RY: We never stop.That's the Gardner promise.
312 00:13:24 Not even for five minutes.
313 00:13:25 Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.
314 00:13:26 And you know what it says?
315 00:13:28 BOTH: "We never stop."
316 00:13:29 BOTH". We never stop. We never stop.
317 00:13:32 HENRY: There's a stop sign.We're stopping.
318 00:13:33 We do stop for that.
319 00:13:34 I love you, brother.
320 00:13:36 It's like we're best friendsthat live together!
321 00:13:38 HENRY: And We yield.
322 00:13:39 And the yieldyou're gonna get on this house, Kyle...
323 00:13:41 And that's what we were saying,like you've gotta be up...
324 00:13:43 Mom, Dad,I've decided I want a baby brother.
325 00:13:47 (BRAKES SQUEAL)
326 00:13:49 - Oh, honey, can you...- Can you hold one second?
327 00:13:51 - Oh...- Um...
328 00:13:53 I think we're fine as a family of three.
329 00:13:55 Why can't I have one?
330 00:13:56 Let's make this easy.Where do you get one?
331 00:13:59 (BOTH LAUGHING)
332 00:14:01 Why are you laughing and not answering me?
333 00:14:03 - Where did you get me?-(BOTH CACKLING)
334 00:14:06 What is the joke?
335 00:14:07 HENRY". Is there a different subject?
336 00:14:08 Okay, so there's a super weirdvibe in this car right now.
337 00:14:11 Oh, honey, this is very sweet.
338 00:14:14 But we have you.
339 00:14:16 And that's all we need.
340 00:14:17 That's right.
341 00:14:35 SARAH: No, no, no, don't feel bad.
342 00:14:37 You can call us anytime.
343 00:14:38 HENRY: Call us morning, noon or night.
344 00:14:40 SARAH: Weekends, holidays.
345 00:14:41 No, we will pick up the phoneon Christmas.
346 00:14:43 HENRY: Oh, Well, I d0n"[-- Will We?
347 00:14:44 SARAH: Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.
348 00:15:18 NATE: "Dear Stork Delivery Service,
349 00:15:21 "our adult names are Henry and Sarah.
350 00:15:23 "We are adult parentsof an absolutely perfect son named Nate.
351 00:15:27 "He really deserves a baby brother.
352 00:15:31 "As adults, it is our adult belief
353 00:15:33 "that it would be irresponsibleif this baby did not have ninja skills.
354 00:15:36 "Sincerely, adult parentsHenry and Sarah Gardner comma adults.
355 00:15:41 "Not Nate.
356 00:15:43 "P.S. He has to have ninja skills!"
357 00:15:45 Hi-ya!
358 00:15:47 (GROANS)
359 00:15:49 Nailed it.
360 00:15:51 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
361 00:16:34 (GROANS)
362 00:16:50 (SINGING) Happy birthday, dear Tulip!Happy birthday to you!
363 00:16:53 Whoo! (LAUGHS)Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh.
364 00:16:56 (DEEP VOICE) Don't you think Junior putyou down here to get you out of the way?
365 00:16:59 (NORMAL VOICE) Cheryl, that's not fair.Why would you say that?
366 00:17:01 (DEEP VOICE) What? I can't help it.I'm your outspoken friend.
367 00:17:03 (NORMAL VOICE)I've never done this before,
368 00:17:04 but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
369 00:17:06 Aha! A letter!
370 00:17:09 "The H.l. Department."
371 00:17:11 Don't know that one.
372 00:17:13 He said the number-one rule is"Don't leave."
373 00:17:15 But if I don't deliver the letter,I won't be doing my job.
374 00:17:19 (LOW PITCH VOICE) I'll cover for you!
375 00:17:21 (NORMAL VOICE) Okay, thanks!
376 00:17:24 JUNIOR: I have excellent news.
377 00:17:25 I have taken care of the Tulip problem.
378 00:17:27 Wonderful.
379 00:17:29 Monday, it'll all be yours.
380 00:17:31 -(CHUCKLES)-(WHIMPERS)
381 00:17:33 (SQUEAKS)
382 00:17:35 (SCREAMING)
383 00:17:36 - Barring any monumental screw-up.-(BIRD SQUEAKS)
384 00:17:40 Do you know what we'll dowhen you're boss?
385 00:17:42 No. Tell me!
386 00:17:44 HUNTER". We'll barbecue together.
387 00:17:45 We'll point at things together.
388 00:17:47 We'll team-build together.
389 00:17:48 We'll wear suits together.
390 00:17:50 You'll never be alonebecause Cornerstore is your family.
391 00:17:53 (ALARM BEEPING)
392 00:17:55 - What?- And I'll be like your dad.
393 00:17:56 And you're like my son.
394 00:17:58 My SOH-ployee.
395 00:18:00 And like any family...
396 00:18:02 No,no,no,no,no.
397 00:18:03 No,no,no,no,no,no.
398 00:18:05 How do you turn this thing off?
399 00:18:07 HUNTER: ...and racquetball and fishing...
400 00:18:09 Why are there so many screens?
401 00:18:11 Turn off, turn off, turn off!
402 00:18:13 You're about toget everything you ever wanted.
403 00:18:15 (BOTH LAUGHING)
404 00:18:18 (c; ROWLS)
405 00:18:20 Great convo, Hunter!
406 00:18:22 (MUMBLING)
407 00:18:24 I'm so stupid!
408 00:18:25 I should have just fired her!Why didn't I just fire her?
409 00:18:28 (PANTING) Tulip!
410 00:18:29 Hey!
411 00:18:31 Hey, what are you doing out of the room?
412 00:18:32 I told you not to leave the room!
413 00:18:33 Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself.
414 00:18:34 What?
415 00:18:36 Okay, we need to get outta here.
416 00:18:38 Come on. We have to go now.
417 00:18:40 Junior, you asked me to do a thing,and I will not fail you!
418 00:18:43 Always deliver!
419 00:18:45 Wait! No!
420 00:18:53 (ALARM BEEPING)
421 00:18:55 This is the Baby Factory!
422 00:18:56 This is the Baby Factory?
423 00:18:59 (SHRIEKS) No, no, no!
424 00:19:04 (DEEP PITCH VOICE) See ya!
425 00:19:05 Why did you do that?
426 00:19:06 (DEEP PITCH VOICE) Touchdown Tulip!
427 00:19:08 Stop celebrating!
428 00:19:10 I think it was supposed to go over there.
429 00:19:14 Oh...
430 00:19:18 You're right. That was wrong.
431 00:19:23 -(THUNDER RUMBLING)-(GASPS)
432 00:19:28 Oh, come on!
433 00:19:29 Why didn't we destroythis place years ago?
434 00:19:31 9h, my gosh!
435 00:19:33 I can't believe what I'm seeing!
436 00:19:34 Do you see all this?
437 00:19:35 Junior! This is amazing!
438 00:19:37 (STRAINING)
439 00:19:39 (MACHINE WHIRRING)
440 00:19:42 (GASPS)
441 00:19:44 Why put the button there? Uh...
442 00:19:48 (CHUCKLES)
443 00:19:50 (GROANS)
444 00:19:52 Come on!
445 00:19:55 (FRUSTRATED GROAN)
446 00:19:57 Hi-ya!
447 00:19:59 (YELLING)
448 00:20:06 (SCREAMS)
449 00:20:08 Is it Off?
450 00:20:10 Uh, I believe so.
451 00:20:11 Are you okay?
452 00:20:12 Your wing looks a little mangled.
453 00:20:15 My wing is fine. It's A-O-great.
454 00:20:19 Yeah, that seems bad.
455 00:20:20 Let's go.
456 00:20:22 This place is dangerous.
457 00:20:25 (MACHINE CLICKS)
458 00:20:28 Huh. What is that?
459 00:20:31 (INFANT COOS)
460 00:20:33 Cool beans.
461 00:20:37 -(SHRIEKS) What?- What?
462 00:20:38 - What's happening?- Mom, Dad.
463 00:20:40 The storks are bringing me a baby brother!
464 00:20:42 (YAWNING) That sounds likea nice dream, buddy.
465 00:20:44 Let's go back to sleep, honey.
466 00:20:47 This is the best day of my life!
467 00:20:49 This is the worst day of my life!
468 00:20:51 Hunter's gonna kill me!
469 00:20:53 TU LIP: Why don't we just tell someone?JUNIOR: Are you insane?
470 00:20:55 If anyone finds out about this,I am dead meat.
471 00:20:57 My hopes of becoming boss destroyed.
472 00:21:01 (INFANT BABBLING)
473 00:21:02 JUNIOR: No, no, no.
474 00:21:04 (GROANS) Come on!
475 00:21:11 What up?
476 00:21:13 - Hey, Pigeon Toady.- Hey, there.
477 00:21:15 Hey, cool metal thing, brah.
478 00:21:16 New kind of package? What's in it?
479 00:21:18 - Candy canes.- Some gas. Uh...
480 00:21:22 Cool, brah. You catch the game last night?
481 00:21:24 - Oh, yeah. Real great game.- Excellent playing.
482 00:21:26 Yeah, too bad about the last quarter.
483 00:21:28 - Yeah, that was too bad.- Real bummer.
484 00:21:30 And yet then with a littletime left, we pulled it out...
485 00:21:33 - Totally!- Yeah.
486 00:21:34 ...only to lose it againin the last second.
487 00:21:36 - Such a disappointment.-It was a comedown.
488 00:21:38 - Only to get it back.- Best day of my life!
489 00:21:40 - Only to lose it!- Worst day of my life!
490 00:21:42 Only to get it back.
491 00:21:43 A roller-coaster of a game!
492 00:21:44 Only to lose it again.
493 00:21:46 What a game! Here we go, see you later.
494 00:21:48 TULIP: Bye!
495 00:21:49 Cool. No big deal.
496 00:21:51 Wait... Wait a second.
497 00:21:53 There was no game last night.
498 00:21:56 What the...
499 00:22:02 Come on. Let's get to my workshop.
500 00:22:04 We'll be safe there.
501 00:22:06 (JUNIOR GRUNTING)
502 00:22:08 (SIGHING)
503 00:22:10 All right, okay, all right, all right.
504 00:22:11 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
505 00:22:13 We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay?
506 00:22:16 If one person sees a stork with a baby,
507 00:22:18 my chances of being named bossare ruined. So...
508 00:22:20 What are you doing?
509 00:22:22 - I wanna see the baby!- No,no,no.
510 00:22:23 We do not open that thing.
511 00:22:24 Just a brief exposureto baby cuteness can ruin your life.
512 00:22:27 Remember Jasper?
513 00:22:29 Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it.I can't think of who...
514 00:22:31 You're being sarcastic becausehe changed the course of your life.
515 00:22:33 - That's right.- Yeah.
516 00:22:34 -(BEEPING)- Huh. How about this? (GRUNTS)
517 00:22:39 Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday.Today is Friday.
518 00:22:42 If I can just deliver this thing by then,I can still be named boss.
519 00:22:46 Gardner family, here I come!
520 00:22:50 But your wing's broken. You can't--
521 00:22:52 Make a plan! Stick to the plan!
522 00:22:54 Always deliver!
523 00:22:58 (YELLS AN D GROAN S)
524 00:23:03 (SIGHS)
525 00:23:05 I'll never fly again! (SOBS)
526 00:23:09 What's that?
527 00:23:10 Hmm? What's what?
528 00:23:11 JUNIOR: That. Right there.
529 00:23:13 Uh... Oh, that? No.
530 00:23:15 That's nothing.
531 00:23:16 Looks like an airplane.
532 00:23:17 Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess.
533 00:23:20 Great! I'll use it.
534 00:23:21 Oh, well, it kind of took mea long time to make,
535 00:23:24 like years and years...
536 00:23:25 JUNIOR: Great. All leading to this moment.
537 00:23:27 I'm saving it for something else.
538 00:23:28 - For what?- Hmm?
539 00:23:29 What were you gonna use it for?
540 00:23:31 Uh, it's my dream to deliver packagesfor Cornerstore.com. (CHUCKLES)
541 00:23:36 Oh, well, hey there, kid.
542 00:23:39 Now's your chance.
543 00:23:43 - Uh, I don't know.- Yeah.
544 00:23:46 I don't even know if it flies.
545 00:23:48 Eh, uh...
546 00:23:53 (INFANT COOS)
547 00:23:55 You know what?
548 00:23:56 Yeah, you can use it.Let's deliver this baby.
549 00:23:58 Are you sure though?
550 00:24:00 - Uh...- All right, let's do it!
551 00:24:03 Okay, great.Let me show you how to fly this.
552 00:24:05 Um, hello? I'm a bird.
553 00:24:07 I'm pretty sure I know how to--
554 00:24:09 (JUNIOR SCREAMING)
555 00:24:10 I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!
556 00:24:13 (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
557 00:24:17 Of course, the autopilot button.That makes perfect sense.
558 00:24:20 I knew that. I was testing you.
559 00:24:21 TULIP: Oh, you were testing meon a thing that I made.
560 00:24:23 JUNIOR: That's correct.TU LIP: ls your seat wet?
561 00:24:25 JUNIOR: Yep. That's my urine.
562 00:24:26 I peed in the seat when we were falling.
563 00:24:28 Whoo. What else do you want to talk about?
564 00:24:30 My baby-
565 00:24:33 Now, I really think you'regonna love this one, Becky.
566 00:24:36 I think we found you a good one.
567 00:24:37 Yeah, when we saw this,
568 00:24:39 we looked at each otherand we were like, "Wow."
569 00:24:41 "This is theirs." Yeah.
570 00:24:42 - And it's a fixer-upper...- Yeah. It is.
571 00:24:44 ...which I know we weren't looking for.
572 00:24:45 - But at least it's not a fixer-downer.-(BOTH LAUGHING)
573 00:24:49 -(NATE GRUNTS)-(OBJECT CLUTTERS)
574 00:24:50 Oh, honey, can you just--
575 00:24:52 - Can you hold one second?- Yeah, can you?
576 00:24:53 - You're up. You're up.- What? No, it's not my turn.
577 00:24:55 - You're up, now. You're up.- HENRY: It can't be.
578 00:24:57 -(G ROANS)- SARAH: So you want a panic room, okay.
579 00:25:00 Uh...
580 00:25:01 Nate?
581 00:25:03 What?
582 00:25:05 Nate?
583 00:25:08 Hey there, buddy.
584 00:25:10 Whatcha doin' here?
585 00:25:11 I'm preparing.
586 00:25:12 Right, you're preparing.
587 00:25:14 (CHUCKLES) For what?
588 00:25:15 To get my baby brother from the storks.
589 00:25:19 Right.
590 00:25:21 Hey, I love your school encouragesimagination over actual learning,
591 00:25:25 -but the storks don't deliver anymore.- I know.
592 00:25:28 They haven't done that in, like, forever.
593 00:25:30 Dad, you don't have to help me at all.
594 00:25:31 This is a guilt-free pass for youto go back inside and work.
595 00:25:34 Just go.
596 00:25:35 - Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go.- What?
597 00:25:38 Okay, all right. Fine.
598 00:25:40 You blink and I'll be in college.
599 00:25:41 What was that?
600 00:25:43 Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.
601 00:25:45 - I didn't say anything. You should just--- Okay.
602 00:25:48 Remember when I was a baby?It felt like one minute ago?
603 00:25:50 - What?- What? Hmm?
604 00:25:53 Fine.
605 00:25:54 Dad, you'll be my idolfor, like, two more years.
606 00:25:56 Okay, I heard that one.
607 00:25:57 Okay. All right, look.
608 00:25:59 Five minutes. That's all the time I haveis five minutes, and then we stop.
609 00:26:02 Yeah, five minutes.
610 00:26:04 Five minutes, and then...
611 00:26:05 We stop.
612 00:26:06 BOTH: Five minutes and then we stop.
613 00:26:10 PIGEON TOADY: What?
614 00:26:12 Powder?
615 00:26:15 Baby powder.
616 00:26:17 Homing pigeon powers activate!
617 00:26:22 (DEVICE POWERING UP)
618 00:26:30 - Ah!-(WIND WHOOSHING)
619 00:26:33 TULIP: (SINGING) Baby, what are wegonna call you, baby?
620 00:26:36 (CHUCKLES) This is crazy.We are delivering a baby!
621 00:26:40 No, we are delivering a package.
622 00:26:41 Maybe we should name itinstead of calling it "the package."
623 00:26:44 We do not name the package, okay?
624 00:26:46 It's very simple.
625 00:26:47 We make a plan. Stick to the plan.
626 00:26:49 Always deliver.
627 00:26:51 And then we get back to Storkconso the board can name me boss.
628 00:26:54 Oh, it's so exciting.
629 00:26:55 What can we expect from boss Junior?
630 00:26:58 Oh, you know that's top secret.(LAUGHS)
631 00:26:59 - You can tell me. Come on.-It's gonna be big!
632 00:27:01 Like what? Like, what, how big?Like, what are you gonna do?
633 00:27:03 I prefer not to talk about it right now.
634 00:27:05 - Do you not know?- What?
635 00:27:06 - Oh, my gosh. You don't know.- JUNIOR: I know.
636 00:27:08 (GASPS) If you don't know,then why do you wanna be boss?
637 00:27:09 - I know.- You don't.
638 00:27:10 Oh, man,you laugh when you're uncomfortable.
639 00:27:13 (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) No.
640 00:27:14 - Am I pushing your buttons?- Uh,no.
641 00:27:16 - Yes, lam.- Nah.No.
642 00:27:17 - Beep,beep,boop,boop“.- No, those aren't even where my buttons
643 00:27:20 would be if I had buttons.
644 00:27:21 - Beep,beep,boop,boop“.- So, nice try.
645 00:27:23 (ROBOTIC) I am programming you to tell mewhy you want to be boss.
646 00:27:25 (ROBOTIC) I love robots, so this is fun.
647 00:27:28 We're having a good time together.
648 00:27:29 Why do you wanna be boss?Why do you wanna be boss?
649 00:27:31 - Back off!-(SCREAMS)
650 00:27:32 Oh, God! No!
651 00:27:33 - No,no,no!-(GASPING)
652 00:27:38 (GASPS)
653 00:27:40 Wow! Well, that was funny.(PANTING)
654 00:27:43 - You almost died.-(TULIP PANTING)
655 00:27:44 I guess the lesson we learned today isdon't ask me why I want to be boss, right?
656 00:27:49 (CHUCKLES) Okay, good talk.
657 00:27:51 - Good talk.-(lNFANT CRYING)
658 00:27:55 That didn't sound happy.
659 00:27:56 Yeah, well, the packagewill be delivered soon enough.
660 00:27:59 -(METAL CLANGS)- Uh...
661 00:28:00 I really think thatwe should check that out, you know.
662 00:28:02 Ah, just relax.
663 00:28:04 Okay. Yeah, you're right.
664 00:28:06 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
665 00:28:09 Ah, you see, the package hascried itself gently to sleep.
666 00:28:14 (INFANT BAWLING)
667 00:28:16 (ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
668 00:28:24 (ROARS)
669 00:28:26 I can't take it!
670 00:28:27 Can't help body movements! Must open pod!
671 00:28:30 Wait! No!
672 00:28:31 The pod! Gotta open the pod!
673 00:28:32 JUNIOR: Oh, no! No, no, no!Come back! Come back!
674 00:28:35 - TULIP: Be there in a jiff!- Pull yourself together!
675 00:28:36 - Fly this plane!- Gotta open the pod!
676 00:28:38 We're gonna die!
677 00:28:42 (LOUD THUD)
678 00:28:48 (METAL CLATTERS)
679 00:28:57 Well, at least the baby's quiet.
680 00:28:58 Are you out of your mind?
681 00:29:00 A baby cries and you crash a plane?
682 00:29:02 Hey, hey, hey! I was busy with the pod!
683 00:29:04 Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?
684 00:29:07 I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip.
685 00:29:08 - You crashed a plane, did you hear me?- The baby is quiet.
686 00:29:11 - You crashed a plane!- The baby is quiet!
687 00:29:12 - The baby is quiet?- The baby is quiet!
688 00:29:14 - Why didn't you say anything?- Oh, no!
689 00:29:16 Why is it quiet?
690 00:29:17 Open the pod! Open the pod!Open the pod! Open the pod!
691 00:29:20 How do you open this thing?How do you open it? Come on!
692 00:29:25 BOTH: Aw.
693 00:29:28 -(LAUGHs)"(SIGHS)
694 00:29:30 Oh, my gosh.You know what I just realized?
695 00:29:31 This baby and I have the same birthday.
696 00:29:33 Oh, yeah. I don't care.
697 00:29:35 You crashed the plane.I don't need you anymore.
698 00:29:37 I'm going to deliverthe package myself. Goodbye.
699 00:29:40 What? You're breaking up the team?
700 00:29:42 "Team"? What is wrong with you?
701 00:29:45 You and I are not a team. We are nothing.
702 00:29:47 There is no "we."
703 00:29:49 This is all your fault. This.
704 00:29:50 -(lNFANT SQUEALS)- This. This!
705 00:29:53 (METAL CREAKS)
706 00:29:54 (VOICE ECHOING) All of this.
707 00:29:57 A good day to you, Orphan Tulip.
708 00:29:59 A good day.
709 00:30:01 Well, just so you know, I'll be fine.
710 00:30:04 -(JUNIOR GRUNTING)-(TULIP SOBBING)
711 00:30:05 I'm the most popular personin the entire Letter Sorting department.
712 00:30:10 - JUNIOR: I can't hear you!- I said that...
713 00:30:11 JUNIOR: Yeah, it just soundslike "Blah, blah, blah,"
714 00:30:13 but mixed with crying.
715 00:30:15 TULIP: But that's not what I'm...Junior, come here.
716 00:30:16 JUNIOR: I can't hear what you're saying,but I assume it's lame.
717 00:30:19 I said I'm the most popular person--
718 00:30:20 JUNIOR: Lame!
719 00:30:24 -(WIND HOWLING)-(JUNIOR GRUNTING)
720 00:30:27 Tulip's dumb.
721 00:30:29 There's a reason she doesn't fit in.
722 00:30:31 If you're smart enough to build a plane,then who wrecks one?
723 00:30:34 I'm gonna deliver this packageand be back at Stork Mountain in no time.
724 00:30:37 -(GROWLING)-(GASPS)
725 00:30:39 (SNARLING)
726 00:30:47 Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves!
727 00:30:50 What are you gonna do,knock me unconscious?
728 00:30:53 Perfect!
729 00:30:59 (GROANS)
730 00:31:06 Oh, seriously?
731 00:31:07 I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you!
732 00:31:09 (SARCASTICALLY)Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do?
733 00:31:11 We are done! This conversation is over.
734 00:31:12 Last word, me!
735 00:31:14 - Last word.- Me.
736 00:31:15 - Last word. Last word.- Me. Me. Me.
737 00:31:17 -(BOTH SCREAMING)-(WOLVES SNARLING AND HOWLING)
738 00:31:20 (GASPS)
739 00:31:28 -(INFANT GIGGLES)-(ROARS)
740 00:31:29 Listen, I'm the alpha.
741 00:31:30 I'm gonna eat this thing first.
742 00:31:31 I'm gonna be the new alpha.
743 00:31:33 No. There is no...There's no need for a new alpha.
744 00:31:36 I'm the alpha!
745 00:31:37 - You--- You're not even a beta.
746 00:31:38 I'm the alpha!
747 00:31:40 No, you're not the alpha!
748 00:31:42 (LAUGHS)
749 00:31:44 BOTH: Aw!
750 00:31:48 (STUTTERS) What just happened?
751 00:31:49 - What was that?- What did that thing just do?
752 00:31:54 - I'm sorry. Where were we?- Oh, yeah.
753 00:31:56 (GROWLS AND LAUGHS)
754 00:31:58 I'm gonna devour this thing.
755 00:32:00 I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.
756 00:32:02 (GRUNTS)
757 00:32:07 (GIGGLES)
758 00:32:08 You didn't bite her arm clean off.
759 00:32:10 This tastes like flowers.
760 00:32:11 Okay, stand aside.
761 00:32:13 (c; ROWLS)
762 00:32:16 - Look at you. Look what you did.-(INFANT COOING)
763 00:32:18 I did the same thing you did.
764 00:32:22 (GIGGLES)
765 00:32:23 - Are you in love?- I am in love.
766 00:32:24 - Are you in love?- I'm in love, too.
767 00:32:26 I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.
768 00:32:27 Hey, guys!
769 00:32:28 This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.
770 00:32:31 WOLF 1: What did he say?WOLF 2: What? What's happening?
771 00:32:33 - Louder. We're in the back!- We're keeping it!
772 00:32:34 - Back of the pack, we're keeping it!- Okay, thank you.
773 00:32:36 Aw, look at that.
774 00:32:38 The delivery is now complete.
775 00:32:39 Now, I just need to finda way out of here.
776 00:32:40 Wait, you're not gonna deliverher to her actual parents?
777 00:32:42 Baby doesn't know the differencebecause babies are dumb.
778 00:32:45 Oh, babies are not dumb.
779 00:32:46 They are super dumb.
780 00:32:47 Babies have a higher level of intelligencethan we will ever understand.
781 00:32:50 You sound like a babythat learned how to talk.
782 00:32:52 I am a baby that learned how to talk!
783 00:32:53 Hey, I want to teach itto walk around in circles
784 00:32:56 -before it lays down.- Yes. Yes. Yes.
785 00:32:57 That's my favorite thing to teach.
786 00:32:58 Don't get too close,you're gonna scare it!
787 00:33:00 I'm not-- Ow!
788 00:33:01 -(LAUGHS)- WOLVES: Aw!
789 00:33:04 - Huh. The baby, it's laughing!- Yeah. Good for it.
790 00:33:08 No.
791 00:33:09 Okay, I apologize for whatI'm about to do. (WHISTLES)
792 00:33:13 - Owl"SOrry_
793 00:33:14 -(lNFANT EXCLAIMS)- WOLVESI AW!
794 00:33:16 - Stop it!- S0rry_
795 00:33:17 -(SQUEALING)- TULIP: Sorry.
796 00:33:19 - That's my face!- Sorry!
797 00:33:21 (INFANT EXCLAIMING)
798 00:33:25 - Why did you stop?- Come on!
799 00:33:26 Okay, I get the plan.I can fake it. I can fake it!
800 00:33:29 Okay, okay. Fake it!
801 00:33:30 Ow!
802 00:33:33 (SNARLING)
803 00:33:34 JUNIOR: Wait!Hold on a second, okay? Wait.
804 00:33:36 All right, I have an idea.
805 00:33:37 Imagine how much hardershe could hit me if you cut us down.
806 00:33:41 Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy.
807 00:33:43 I mean, you don't have togo that hard, but...
808 00:33:46 - Oh, I think I do.- Well...
809 00:33:48 Oh, I'm still mad at you.
810 00:33:49 Cut 'em down!
811 00:33:54 Grab a stick or something!
812 00:33:55 Wait, what?
813 00:33:57 (GROANING)
814 00:33:58 -(SQUEALING)- Aw!
815 00:34:00 Do you want more?
816 00:34:02 WOLVES: Yeah!
817 00:34:04 Will this tiny twig be enough?
818 00:34:07 - Yes!- WOLVES: No! No!
819 00:34:09 Bigger!
820 00:34:10 Get the biggest twig you can find!
821 00:34:11 Sorry, Junior.Gotta give the people what they want.
822 00:34:15 -(GRUNTS)-(WOLF GROANS)
823 00:34:17 TULIP: Grab the baby! Let's go!
824 00:34:20 ALPHA WOLF: Wolf pack, chase!
825 00:34:23 - Chase, chase, chase--(INFANT LAUGHS)
826 00:34:24 JUNIOR: Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?
827 00:34:26 TULIP: I was distracting them.
828 00:34:27 JUNIOR: Okay, here we go.
829 00:34:30 (BOTH GRUNTING)
830 00:34:32 Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge!
831 00:34:33 Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?
832 00:34:35 ALPHA WOLF: Chase, chase, chase.
833 00:34:38 Whoa, whoa, whoa...
834 00:34:39 (BOTH LAUGHING)
835 00:34:41 Suck it, wolves!
836 00:34:43 Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!
837 00:34:48 Hut, hut, hut.
838 00:34:57 (HOWLS)
839 00:35:00 What is happening?
840 00:35:01 TU LIP: The wolves are forminga suspension bridge.
841 00:35:04 - How is that possible?- I don't know.
842 00:35:05 All right, let's go!
843 00:35:08 ALL: A bridge!
844 00:35:10 JUNIOR: We're probably gonna die!
845 00:35:12 ALL: Chase, chase, chase!
846 00:35:14 -(INFANT LAUGHING)-(GASPS)
847 00:35:17 (INFANT BABBLING)
848 00:35:20 TULIP: Let's go!
849 00:35:22 - The door!- TULIP: Leave it!
850 00:35:23 ALL: Almost gotcha,almost gotcha, almost gotcha!
851 00:35:25 (SCREAMING)
852 00:35:28 Oh, my gosh!We can use that thing as a thing!
853 00:35:30 Right! To thing to the thing!
854 00:35:32 - Let's go!-(TULIP CHITTERING)
855 00:35:34 - You sound like a monkey.- You sound like a monkey!
856 00:35:36 Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!
857 00:35:41 ALL: Boat!
858 00:35:42 Are you kidding me?
859 00:35:44 That is so unpredictable!
860 00:35:45 Ha-ha!
861 00:35:47 (SPUTTERING)
862 00:35:55 (PANTING)
863 00:35:57 (SCREAMING)
864 00:36:01 ALPHA WOLF: Wolf pack! Form of submarine!
865 00:36:07 ALL: Submarine!
866 00:36:08 (IMITATES BEEPING)
867 00:36:13 (ALL INHALING)
868 00:36:16 I didn't know wolves couldform a submarine!
869 00:36:18 I've never seen that beforeon nature shows.
870 00:36:20 Okay, quick, get to the plane!
871 00:36:22 JUNIOR: What? I thought it was broken.
872 00:36:23 No, I fixed it with some spare parts.
873 00:36:26 We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.
874 00:36:28 (SCREAMS)
875 00:36:34 All right, let's go!
876 00:36:35 TU LIP: Junior!
877 00:36:38 (CONTROLS BEEPING)
878 00:36:41 (SCOFFS) Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.
879 00:36:43 Wait!
880 00:36:45 Oh, I could push it so easily.
881 00:36:47 It would takesuch a little amount of force.
882 00:36:50 (GURGLES)
883 00:36:52 Don't look at me like that.
884 00:36:53 (INFANT GURGLES)
885 00:36:56 If you don't give us Tiny Thing,we're gonna eat you.
886 00:36:59 We're gonna eat you anyway!
887 00:37:01 You don't say it.
888 00:37:02 You make the dealand then you eat them anyway.
889 00:37:04 Gotcha!
890 00:37:05 We're not going to eat you!
891 00:37:07 Well, now it's too late!
892 00:37:08 On, no! No! (GRUNTS)
893 00:37:10 -(GASPS) Junior!- Let's go!
894 00:37:12 (SCREAMS)
895 00:37:15 All right, let's fly!
896 00:37:16 It doesn't fly.
897 00:37:17 - What?-It falls!
898 00:37:19 JUNIOR: Why did I save you?
899 00:37:22 - TULIPI Wheel-(BOTH SCREAMING)
900 00:37:32 (LAUGHS)
901 00:37:33 Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!
902 00:37:38 (HOWLING)
903 00:37:39 (WATER SPLASHING)
904 00:37:41 - Come on! Come on!- Let's go!
905 00:37:48 Tiny Thing, come back!
906 00:37:50 Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you!
907 00:37:53 (HOWLING)
908 00:37:55 My baby-
909 00:37:58 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
910 00:38:03 -(METAL CLATTERS)- Hmm.
911 00:38:11 What?
912 00:38:13 BOTH: (SINGING)Five more minutes and then we stop
913 00:38:15 What?
914 00:38:16 BOTH: (SINGING) Five more minutes--SARAH: No!
915 00:38:19 -(GLASS SHATTERS)-(CAT YOWLS)
916 00:38:20 That's our chimney!
917 00:38:22 You're gonna destroy the whole roof?
918 00:38:23 Mom, we have to replacethe chimney with a slide
919 00:38:25 for when the storks delivermy baby brother.
920 00:38:28 What he said.
921 00:38:29 No! Don't be crazy.You cannot do the chimney.
922 00:38:31 Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
923 00:38:33 - Dads are fun, moms are mean.- I heard that!
924 00:38:35 - SARAH: Parent conference.- Pinching!
925 00:38:37 Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.
926 00:38:39 We need to tell him.
927 00:38:41 Tell him what?
928 00:38:42 What, to go watch more TV?
929 00:38:43 This is the best time I've hadwith Nate in my life.
930 00:38:46 I actually feel like a dad again.
931 00:38:48 And when no baby brother shows up?
932 00:38:50 Well, then we tell him.
933 00:38:52 We can get a new chimney,
934 00:38:53 but we'll never be able toreplace this time with Nate.
935 00:38:56 And if we put those headsets back on,
936 00:38:57 how old will Nate bewhen we take them off again?
937 00:39:00 I'm not a jerky teen yet.
938 00:39:01 Fleeting moments, precious memories.
939 00:39:04 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
940 00:39:15 (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
941 00:39:16 Moms are fun, too.
942 00:39:18 (GRUNTS)
943 00:39:22 Wow! That's...That's not a well-made chimney.
944 00:39:24 I'm... I'm a small womanand that just came...
945 00:39:26 Yeah, that came right down!
946 00:39:33 Okay, so, uh, what's next?
947 00:39:35 Okay, it's Saturday night.
948 00:39:37 As long as we deliver by tomorrow,we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.
949 00:39:41 Thanks for waiting for me back there.
950 00:39:44 I don't know what you're talking about.
951 00:39:46 (MOCKING) Oh, okay, "I'm too manly toadmit anything at all about anything."
952 00:39:49 Is that supposed to be me?
953 00:39:50 (DEEP VOICE) Oh, sorry, "This is a moreaccurate representation."
954 00:39:53 Oh, you're so right.That is what I sound like.
955 00:39:56 Let's both talk like this.
956 00:39:58 (INFANT WHINING)
957 00:40:01 (SIGHS) Baby's fussing.
958 00:40:03 She's bored. We have to distract her.
959 00:40:05 Oh, let's see. Oh!
960 00:40:06 (RAPPING) You are a babyYou are a baby
961 00:40:09 Little hands, little feet
962 00:40:10 - Look at you, you're so sweet- J U N IO R: Stop! Stop! Stop!
963 00:40:12 You're so cute I wanna...
964 00:40:13 Let's just step aside, all right?
965 00:40:14 - And let me do it.- You want to sing to her?
966 00:40:16 Yeah. Is that so surprising?
967 00:40:17 I'm a pretty good singer, actually.
968 00:40:19 Okay, fine! Sing to her.
969 00:40:21 (SQUEALS)
970 00:40:22 (SINGING) When you need a little something
971 00:40:24 And there's too much to do
972 00:40:25 Just click your little fingerAnd we'll ship it for you
973 00:40:28 Cornerstore, Cornerstorexzom
974 00:40:32 Free shipping does not applyin Alaska and Hawaii.
975 00:40:34 Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?
976 00:40:35 That's not a song, that's an ad.
977 00:40:37 - Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip.- Okay.
978 00:40:39 (SINGING) Cornerstore
979 00:40:41 I like how this is going.
980 00:40:42 Let your packages rain down on me
981 00:40:45 (SQUEALS AND BABBLES)
982 00:40:48 (VOCALIZING)
983 00:40:53 (CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
984 00:40:57 Uh, this looks like a good placeto rest for the night.
985 00:41:00 Junior, what are talking about?Why are you acting--
986 00:41:02 I can't hear what you're saying.
987 00:41:03 - Junior?- I can't hear you!
988 00:41:06 TULIP: Junior!
989 00:41:18 Hmm...
990 00:41:22 Hey! Have you seena red-headed lady and a stork?
991 00:41:25 A bird and a lady?
992 00:41:26 I don't know what you're talkin' about.
993 00:41:28 I saw two that fit thatdescription the other day!
994 00:41:33 No, man, I will not be your friend.
995 00:41:35 Sorry, thought we were vibing.
996 00:41:50 (SNIFFING)
997 00:41:53 Why you being so creepy?
998 00:42:02 (JUNIOR GRUNTS)
999 00:42:04 You know what? Just get... Here. Here.
1000 00:42:07 (LAUGHING)
1001 00:42:11 JUNIOR: I'm just gonnaput this right here.
1002 00:42:13 (SIGHS)
1003 00:42:15 (GIGGLES)
1004 00:42:16 (GROANS)
1005 00:42:18 Uh...
1006 00:42:20 What happened back there?
1007 00:42:21 What? What do you mean?
1008 00:42:23 Uh, you stabbed the raft?For literally no reason!
1009 00:42:26 It was not for no reason.It was for personal reasons.
1010 00:42:28 Anyways, there's a portright there on the coast.
1011 00:42:30 We'll just leavefirst thing in the morning
1012 00:42:32 and deliver the package.
1013 00:42:35 Just call it "the baby."
1014 00:42:36 Why are you so afraid of babies?
1015 00:42:38 Because this one single package
1016 00:42:39 could ruin everythingI've worked towards my entire life!
1017 00:42:42 - Why do you wanna be boss again?-(SIGHS) Not this again.
1018 00:42:44 No, really.Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore?
1019 00:42:46 I don't know, okay? I mean...(SIGHS)
1020 00:42:49 Why does anyone want to be boss?
1021 00:42:51 It rules. That's why.
1022 00:42:52 Yeah, but what would you do?
1023 00:42:54 - I don't know. What would you do?- I'm glad you asked!
1024 00:42:57 Well, for one, I would employ a morediverse variety of birds and animals.
1025 00:43:00 Two, I would get rid ofthe Cornerstore warehouse
1026 00:43:02 because that building is a bummer.
1027 00:43:04 And three, I would startdelivering babies again.
1028 00:43:09 Okay, you were very preparedfor that question.
1029 00:43:11 Man, I feel so close to you.
1030 00:43:12 Like we're girlfriends already.
1031 00:43:13 All right, I knew as I was saying it
1032 00:43:15 that I should just keep my mouth shut.
1033 00:43:16 Aw, I want to braidyour feathers immediately!
1034 00:43:21 (SIGHS)
1035 00:43:24 -(TULIP HUMMING)-(lNFANT GIGGLING)
1036 00:43:27 Look, uh. . .(SUCKS TONGUE
1037 00:43:30 Yeah?
1038 00:43:31 While we're being real honest right now,I'll tell you why I built my plane.
1039 00:43:35 It's not to deliver packagesfor Cornerstore.com.
1040 00:43:39 I built my plane to find my parents.
1041 00:43:45 But I thought you didn't knowwhere your parents lived. (GROANS)
1042 00:43:49 (SIGHS) When Jasper destroyed myhoming beacon, I lost all the pieces.
1043 00:43:53 Except one.
1044 00:43:56 And I thought this, plus some luckmight be enough to find my parents.
1045 00:44:01 So, you sacrificed your planefor this baby?
1046 00:44:05 - TULIP: Yeah.- Why?
1047 00:44:06 Oh, I don't know.I guess if this baby finds her family,
1048 00:44:11 I mean, it's worth it.
1049 00:44:13 Right?
1050 00:44:16 Fine. You can name her.
1051 00:44:18 - Really?- Yeah, go ahead.
1052 00:44:19 Diamond Destiny.
1053 00:44:21 Okay, I changed my mind.You can't name her.
1054 00:44:22 Too late! Her name is Diamond Destiny.Yes, it is!
1055 00:44:24 I thought it was gonna be,like, an actual name.
1056 00:44:25 It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name!
1057 00:44:27 Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny?
1058 00:44:29 We're gonna find your parents,and everything is gonna be just perfect.
1059 00:44:36 You'll find your family.
1060 00:44:38 You think?
1061 00:44:39 For sure.
1062 00:44:41 Good night.
1063 00:44:43 Good night!
1064 00:44:49 -(BABY SCREAMS AND WAILS)- Huh!
1065 00:44:51 What is it? I'm up.
1066 00:44:53 Do you think she's hungry?
1067 00:44:54 Yeah. I don't know.
1068 00:44:56 Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked.
1069 00:44:58 Okay.
1070 00:45:03 (WAILING)
1071 00:45:05 -(JUNIOR SIGHS)- Oh, my gosh.
1072 00:45:06 Her eyes could not be more open.
1073 00:45:08 Okay, grab that end.
1074 00:45:13 It's like we're a family.
1075 00:45:15 We are not like a family.
1076 00:45:16 We're just a guy and a girltrying to put our baby to sleep. (MUTTERS)
1077 00:45:20 Let's just put her to sleep.
1078 00:45:21 Come on, close, close, close.
1079 00:45:23 TU LIP: Okay, close. Close, close, close.
1080 00:45:25 JUNIOR: That's good, right?Is that closed enough?
1081 00:45:27 TU LIP: No! Look, I can still see eyeball.
1082 00:45:29 (SIGHS) Can we manually close them? Here.
1083 00:45:31 TULIP: No! Don't do that!What are you doing?
1084 00:45:33 JUNIOR: I'm gonna... Wait!Okay, give me the eye glue.
1085 00:45:35 - TULIP: What?- You know, for gluing eyes shut.
1086 00:45:37 TULIP: No, we don't have any.
1087 00:45:39 JUNIOR: It's gonna stick.
1088 00:45:40 (BOTH GROAN)
1089 00:45:42 What if she never goes to sleep?
1090 00:45:44 All right, you know what? I got her.
1091 00:45:45 You just go to bed.You go to bed. It's fine.
1092 00:45:47 No, I don't wanna go to bedif you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad.
1093 00:45:50 I know. But if I go to bed,
1094 00:45:51 then I'm gonna feel guilty.And I just can't.
1095 00:45:53 TULIP: No, that's what I'm saying.Listen to me.
1096 00:45:54 No, so that's why you go to bed,and I'll take care of her.
1097 00:45:58 All right. I'll go to bed.
1098 00:46:00 I can't believe you went to bed!
1099 00:46:02 What? You just said it wasokay for me to go bed!
1100 00:46:04 Okay, you know what?
1101 00:46:05 Can we just rock her in our arms?
1102 00:46:07 No. We do not. No loving the baby.
1103 00:46:09 You said "baby."
1104 00:46:10 Fine. I don't care. I don't care.
1105 00:46:12 You love it.
1106 00:46:14 Goodbye, brah!
1107 00:46:17 How you like me now? Huh!
1108 00:46:21 "How you like me now"?
1109 00:46:24 (SING-SONG) How you like me now?
1110 00:46:26 How do you like me now!
1111 00:46:28 Now there was a time
1112 00:46:33 When you loved me so
1113 00:46:37 I could do no wrong
1114 00:46:41 And now you need to know
1115 00:46:43 Dance break!
1116 00:46:45 (SINGING)
1117 00:46:51 How you like me now? How you like me now?
1118 00:46:55 (CLEARS THROAT)And you're sure you saw this?
1119 00:46:58 Yes, I'm sure I saw this.
1120 00:47:00 All right. Let's keep this quiet.
1121 00:47:03 Yes, sir.
1122 00:47:04 Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.
1123 00:47:06 Or should I say boss.
1124 00:47:10 (GASPS)
1125 00:47:14 (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
1126 00:47:20 Cool, cool, cool.
1127 00:47:22 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)-(EXCLAIMS)
1128 00:47:25 Whoa!Steam room in an elevator. Mind blown!
1129 00:47:29 Shut up! I'm planning.
1130 00:47:30 Oh, that's cool.
1131 00:47:31 All right. Now, listen.
1132 00:47:32 First, we have to stop that delivery.
1133 00:47:34 But we don't know where they're headed.
1134 00:47:37 Indeed. We won't go to them.
1135 00:47:39 We'll make them...
1136 00:47:40 BOTH: Come to us.
1137 00:47:42 BOTH: Yes!
1138 00:47:44 Well, I'm off.
1139 00:47:46 You're in a suit suddenly.
1140 00:47:48 Let's go.
1141 00:47:53 My towel blew away.
1142 00:47:57 Junior.
1143 00:47:58 -(JUNIOR GROANS)- Wake up. We gotta go.
1144 00:48:00 JUNIOR: I'm still asleep.
1145 00:48:01 I know, we gotta go, we gotta go.
1146 00:48:02 - Just let me sleep a little longer.-(BABY GIGGLES)
1147 00:48:04 TU LIP: Junior. Baby's awake.Ship's leaving. Let's go!
1148 00:48:06 You do it. You get the baby.
1149 00:48:09 Junior, I'm tired, too!
1150 00:48:10 You made it, you get it.
1151 00:48:15 (GROANS) Hey!
1152 00:48:17 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1153 00:49:04 (GRUNTS)
1154 00:49:52 -(GIGGLES)- Ooh!
1155 00:50:16 (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1156 00:50:23 4513153)
1157 00:50:25 TULIP: Diamond Destiny,you come back here right now.
1158 00:50:26 I'm not fooling around.
1159 00:50:28 JUNIOR: All right, let's go.We got a boat to catch.
1160 00:50:29 TULIP: (SINGING)We got a boat to catch, oh!
1161 00:50:31 JUNIOR: Here we go. On it.
1162 00:50:32 TU LIP: Home stretch!
1163 00:50:41 (KEYS JANGLING)
1164 00:50:43 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA)
1165 00:50:50 We have to be absolutely silent.
1166 00:50:52 One human sees a stork witha baby and we'll get reported.
1167 00:50:55 MAN: All right, last one.Let's pack it up.
1168 00:51:03 (CRYING)
1169 00:51:04 MAN 1: What was that?
1170 00:51:05 MAN 2: Sounds like a baby.
1171 00:51:07 - That's very suspicious.-(SHUSHING)
1172 00:51:10 - Why is she doing that?- I don't know.
1173 00:51:12 Diaper?(SNIFFS)
1174 00:51:14 Check.
1175 00:51:15 Food?
1176 00:51:16 Check.
1177 00:51:17 Maybe she needs a nap.
1178 00:51:19 (SINGING) Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop
1179 00:51:20 Nope. What is it? What does she want?
1180 00:51:22 It's coming from over there!
1181 00:51:26 (WHIMPERING)
1182 00:51:29 I don't know. She's reaching for you.
1183 00:51:30 Maybe she just wants you.
1184 00:51:31 No. That doesn't make sense.
1185 00:51:35 Technically, she should beperfectly happy.
1186 00:51:37 (WHISPERING) What are we gonna do?What are we gonna do?
1187 00:51:38 I have no idea.
1188 00:51:40 (CRYING)
1189 00:51:43 TU LIP: Oh, no!
1190 00:51:44 Oh, no.
1191 00:51:46 She's gonna blow! She's gonna blow!
1192 00:51:48 What do I do with her?
1193 00:51:49 Take her, take her. Just take her!
1194 00:51:56 (GROANS)
1195 00:52:03 (COOS)
1196 00:52:06 - Ah, look at that.- TULIP: Hmm.
1197 00:52:08 Actually seems to be working pretty well.
1198 00:52:11 (GRUNTS)
1199 00:52:13 (SIGHS) Ha! She smells so nice!
1200 00:52:15 Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do.
1201 00:52:19 You do.
1202 00:52:20 (SQUEALS)
1203 00:52:22 (SHIP HORN BELLOWS)
1204 00:52:26 Oh, no! The boat's leaving!
1205 00:52:31 No, no, no! Come on!
1206 00:52:34 Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan!
1207 00:52:38 WOLVES: Minivan!
1208 00:52:41 WOLVES: Ow, ow, ow...
1209 00:52:44 Give me a break!
1210 00:52:45 WOLF 11 Click, click.WOLF 21 Click.
1211 00:52:48 BOTH: My baby!
1212 00:52:49 ALPHA WOLF: Ah! We got the Tiny Thing!
1213 00:52:50 This is not a safe wayto transport the baby.
1214 00:52:52 - BOTH: We're parents now.- Just go slower.
1215 00:52:55 - You're right, you're right, you're right.- Slower.
1216 00:52:59 Okay, good.
1217 00:53:01 Is that good, Tiny Thing?
1218 00:53:03 Hmm? Tiny Thing?
1219 00:53:05 We lost her again!
1220 00:53:07 Quick! We can get tothe boat through here.
1221 00:53:11 Ah!
1222 00:53:13 Wait. Why are you running so weird?
1223 00:53:16 What don't I know?
1224 00:53:19 My old nemesis.
1225 00:53:20 "Glass."
1226 00:53:27 (GASPS) Birds can't see glass!
1227 00:53:31 (SCREAMS)
1228 00:53:33 ALPHA WOLF: Give us Tiny Thing.
1229 00:53:34 Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me.
1230 00:53:36 You've got the baby.You can deliver her yourself.
1231 00:53:38 What? No, I'm not leaving you behind!
1232 00:53:41 We can do this. Together!
1233 00:53:43 ALPHA WOLF: Where's the Tiny Thing?
1234 00:53:45 - All right. Tulip, you got this!- ALPHA WOLF: Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!
1235 00:53:47 - TU LIP: Okay, left. Right. Straight.- Where's the Tiny Thing?
1236 00:53:49 Straight! Left! Right!
1237 00:53:53 Oh, no! I'm panicking!
1238 00:53:55 Uh, right again! Left, I mean. Left!
1239 00:53:57 Right! Right, I mean.
1240 00:53:59 - Left! Left! Right! Right!-(GRUNTS)
1241 00:54:01 Left! Left! Left! Right!
1242 00:54:02 Rolft! I mean, ralft!
1243 00:54:04 (BOTH GROAN)
1244 00:54:05 TULIP: Right! Left!I'm just shouting words!
1245 00:54:08 This is not working!
1246 00:54:12 Oh-oh! We did that together!
1247 00:54:14 (SIGHS) I ran into every piece of glass.
1248 00:54:15 Some, more than once.
1249 00:54:19 Oh, jeez.
1250 00:54:21 Ah!
1251 00:54:24 (LAUGHS) What are the chances of that?
1252 00:54:25 I guess, pretty high in a glass factory.
1253 00:54:27 - WOLVES: Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!- Come on!
1254 00:54:29 (SNARLING)
1255 00:54:33 First, we're gonna take Tiny Thing
1256 00:54:35 and raise her to be a strong,independent woman.
1257 00:54:38 And then,(LAUGHS) we're gonna eat you.
1258 00:54:41 We made a great team.
1259 00:54:43 - My baby.-(BOTH GASP)
1260 00:54:46 That's my baby!
1261 00:54:49 BOTH: (GASP) It's Jasper!
1262 00:54:51 My baby!
1263 00:54:52 (SCREAMING)
1264 00:54:56 - No,no,no!- My baby! My baby! My baby!
1265 00:54:58 Let gm
1266 00:54:59 - Let go of us!-(SHRIEKS)
1267 00:55:02 Wolf pack, form of...
1268 00:55:05 (VOICE BREAKING) Broken heart!
1269 00:55:07 ALL: Cry! Cry!
1270 00:55:09 Get away from us!
1271 00:55:11 - TULIP: Get away!- Stay back!
1272 00:55:12 - Go home!- Come on!
1273 00:55:13 Don't make me hit you!
1274 00:55:14 - Hey, hey, hey! Let me explain!- I don't wanna hear it!
1275 00:55:17 When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!"
1276 00:55:19 Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that?
1277 00:55:20 Will you please let me explain?
1278 00:55:22 Hey! She doesn't wanna hearyour explanation, guy!
1279 00:55:24 Back off!
1280 00:55:26 I fell in love with you.
1281 00:55:29 Okay, fine.
1282 00:55:30 Honestly, I am very curious.Let's hear it.
1283 00:55:32 (SIGHS)
1284 00:55:34 Look, they tell you beinga stork isn't gonna be easy.
1285 00:55:37 Always deliver.
1286 00:55:39 I failed to do that.
1287 00:55:41 Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered.
1288 00:55:44 I spent my entire life
1289 00:55:46 searching for the missing piecesso that I could deliver my baby.
1290 00:55:51 And yet, after all these years,I'm still missing one piece.
1291 00:55:54 (TULIP GASPS)
1292 00:55:55 - But, I have pledged...- TULIP: Oh, my gosh! Wait.
1293 00:55:57 ...to be the parentI took from you, Tulip.
1294 00:55:59 And I will lay down my life.
1295 00:56:01 I have the missing piece!
1296 00:56:04 Excuse me, what?
1297 00:56:06 I have the missing piece.
1298 00:56:12 (WHIRRING)
1299 00:56:16 My home!
1300 00:56:19 "M going home!
1301 00:56:20 I'm gonna finally meet my real family.(LAUGHS)
1302 00:56:25 9h, my gosh!
1303 00:56:27 This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it?
1304 00:56:29 No, that's so... That's so great.
1305 00:56:31 Yeah, yeah, you should go.
1306 00:56:33 Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby.But, yeah!
1307 00:56:36 No, no, no. I can take care of the baby.
1308 00:56:38 You should go now.
1309 00:56:40 No,no,no.We have to finish the delivery.
1310 00:56:41 I'm sorry to cut you off.
1311 00:56:43 You know what's so funny isjust then when you said "real family",
1312 00:56:46 it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings.
1313 00:56:47 But I realized how stupid that is.
1314 00:56:50 I mean, I'm a birdand you're, like, a sloppy human
1315 00:56:52 and that's not our baby.It's just some baby.
1316 00:56:55 Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family",but we are like a family.
1317 00:56:58 Well, it's like we areexcept instead we're more like employees
1318 00:57:02 who are delivering a package,and that's all.
1319 00:57:03 Do you know what I mean?
1320 00:57:05 And you should go to where you belong.
1321 00:57:06 Now. Do you know what I mean?
1322 00:57:08 No! Junior, we are a team, okay?
1323 00:57:09 We're gonna deliver this baby,
1324 00:57:11 then we're gonna meet my parents,
1325 00:57:12 -then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain.- I was supposed to fire you.
1326 00:57:15 Okay?
1327 00:57:17 You were supposed to fire me?
1328 00:57:19 Yeah.
1329 00:57:21 Well, "liberate". "Free". Yes, fire.
1330 00:57:24 And then I didn't,and then this all happened.
1331 00:57:25 Look, there's nothing waiting for youback at Stork Mountain.
1332 00:57:30 (SNIFFLES)
1333 00:57:31 (SIGHS)
1334 00:57:33 Who cares though?
1335 00:57:34 It's time for you to goand meet your real family!
1336 00:57:36 That's exciting, right?
1337 00:57:39 Look,L“(CHUCKLES)
1338 00:57:40 I just think this isfor the best, you know?
1339 00:57:45 It's what you've always wanted.
1340 00:57:47 Yeah, I wanna go meet my family.
1341 00:57:48 So, yeah, I better go now, I guess.(INHALES DEEPLY)
1342 00:57:51 It's gonna be fine.I'll take good care of her.
1343 00:57:54 Okay, okay.(SNIFFLES) Fine.
1344 00:57:56 (CLEARS THROAT)
1345 00:57:58 Goodbye, little girl.
1346 00:57:59 Have a good trip back home.
1347 00:58:02 You take care...
1348 00:58:05 (CLEARS THROAT) And be safe.
1349 00:58:08 (SNIFFLING)
1350 00:58:32 (SIGHS) I'm scared.
1351 00:58:34 They're your family.They're going to love you.
1352 00:58:41 I'll be right here.
1353 00:58:43 Oh, oh! Give me your camera.
1354 00:58:45 I'd love to capture this family moment.
1355 00:58:49 Okay, camera rolling and action.
1356 00:59:02 Yup. Okay.
1357 00:59:06 Ring the doorbell.
1358 00:59:09 I don't hear a doorbell ringing.
1359 00:59:16 You're right. Let's take our time.
1360 00:59:18 I've only waited my whole life for this!
1361 00:59:23 Tulip?
1362 00:59:31 -(DOORBELL RINGS)- HENRY: Hmm?
1363 00:59:36 (SQUEALS)
1364 00:59:40 (GASPS) The storks!
1365 00:59:45 (DOOR BELL RINGS)
1366 00:59:46 HENRY: Oh, boy!
1367 00:59:47 NATE: Here we go!SARAH: Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
1368 00:59:49 - Okay. Big smile!- I'm a little nervous. Okay.
1369 00:59:50 Everyone, calm down!
1370 00:59:55 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1371 00:59:57 - This is not to code.-(ALL GASPING)
1372 00:59:59 - What?- This all has to come down.
1373 01:00:03 (GASPS) Hunter?
1374 01:00:04 - You're fired!- But, but, but...
1375 01:00:06 (MOCKING) "But, but, but..."You are so idiotic!
1376 01:00:08 How were you not suspicious?
1377 01:00:10 (SIRENS WAILING)
1378 01:00:12 I thought it wasa gentrifying neighborhood.
1379 01:00:13 Didn't expect to see you here, brah!
1380 01:00:16 Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.
1381 01:00:18 Seize the thing!
1382 01:00:19 (SQUAWKING)
1383 01:00:23 - Wait, no! Not the baby!-(CRYING)
1384 01:00:26 Don't worry. She's gonna be fine.
1385 01:00:28 She's with penguins.
1386 01:00:29 They have whole documentariesabout how great they are at babysitting.
1387 01:00:35 And she'll be an excellent swimmer.
1388 01:00:37 And then when she's old enough,we'll return her to the human world.
1389 01:00:40 That's insane! You need to deliver her!
1390 01:00:42 We can't let it get out that the newboss accidentally made a baby!
1391 01:00:46 Our stock would plummet,everything we've built.
1392 01:00:48 My entire company will fall apart!
1393 01:00:50 Those parents can never find out.
1394 01:00:52 Okay, we're ready to go.
1395 01:00:55 Who's the baby now?
1396 01:00:59 Good enough.
1397 01:01:02 -(BABY CRIES)-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
1398 01:01:05 (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
1399 01:01:08 -"Cease and desist"?- Why?
1400 01:01:10 This is not up to code,and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.
1401 01:01:13 We can't tear it down.
1402 01:01:14 'Cause then the storks won'tdeliver my baby brother.
1403 01:01:19 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1404 01:01:26 The policeman's right, Nate.
1405 01:01:28 They don't deliver babies. Not anymore.
1406 01:01:32 Then why did we do all this stuff?
1407 01:01:33 Because we were havingsuch fun playing with you.
1408 01:01:37 Oh, honey. We spent time together.
1409 01:01:40 And that's what matters.
1410 01:01:43 So is this likea ticket thing or a warning thing?
1411 01:01:46 It feels like a warning, right?
1412 01:01:47 SARAH: Yeah, we are warned.We are properly warned.
1413 01:01:49 (THUNDER RUMBLING)
1414 01:02:25 SARAH: Oh, buddy.
1415 01:02:30 Come on.
1416 01:02:37 What?
1417 01:02:40 (GASPS)
1418 01:02:42 (MUFFLED GRUNTS)
1419 01:02:44 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
1420 01:02:45 What happened? Where's the baby?
1421 01:02:47 They tied me up and took her.
1422 01:02:48 Why would you think this was her house?
1423 01:02:49 It's surrounded bya bunch of scary warehouses!
1424 01:02:51 Gentrification!
1425 01:02:52 How could they just take her?She was your responsibility!
1426 01:02:54 (YELLING) it wasn't my fault, okay?
1427 01:02:56 I'm not blaming you.I'm just worried about the baby!
1428 01:02:57 Well, I'm also worried,which is why I'm yelling!
1429 01:03:00 We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time!
1430 01:03:01 JUNIOR: How can weget back to Cornerstore?
1431 01:03:03 You're shopping? What are you doing?
1432 01:03:08 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1433 01:03:10 Oh, I see.You did that so we could hide in the box
1434 01:03:12 and get back to Cornerstore real quick.
1435 01:03:13 - That's right.- Yeah.
1436 01:03:15 Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on?
1437 01:03:17 (EXCITED CHATTERING)
1438 01:03:20 What the heck is this?
1439 01:03:21 This is Storkcon.
1440 01:03:23 Once a year, storks cometogether for one thing.
1441 01:03:26 Storkcon!
1442 01:03:27 The biggest stork conventionon the planet Earth, where birds and--
1443 01:03:31 - Uh, Junior?- What?
1444 01:03:33 What are you doing?We have to save the baby.
1445 01:03:34 I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon.
1446 01:03:36 'Cause it's so cool.
1447 01:03:38 There. Look, look, look!
1448 01:03:39 TU LIP: They're headedtowards the flight deck.
1449 01:03:44 What? it calms me.
1450 01:03:45 Presenting the world's first round box
1451 01:03:49 Sphericus!
1452 01:03:51 (CROWD GASPS)
1453 01:03:52 Circles can hold dreams!
1454 01:03:56 (CROWD CHEERING)
1455 01:03:58 How are we gonna get through this crowd?
1456 01:03:59 SPHERKZUS'. Hello.
1457 01:04:01 I'm full of dreams!
1458 01:04:04 Hey, you guys aren'tsupposed to be back here.
1459 01:04:08 - JUNIOR: Pardon me, big guy.-(TULIP LAUGHS)
1460 01:04:10 TULIP: I'm full of dreams!
1461 01:04:12 JUNIOR: Listen to me, Tulip.
1462 01:04:13 Even if we get the baby,we have no way to get out of here.
1463 01:04:16 Storkcon is huge
1464 01:04:17 for storks come fromall across the world--
1465 01:04:19 Junior, stop talking about Storkcon!
1466 01:04:20 JUNIOR: All right, I'm sorry.
1467 01:04:21 It's just really impressive. Here we go.
1468 01:04:27 (MUTTERING)
1469 01:04:38 (EXHALES)
1470 01:04:48 (GRUMBLES)
1471 01:04:56 JUNIOR: Put down that baby!
1472 01:04:58 (SHUSHING)
1473 01:05:04 (HUSHED GRUNTING)
1474 01:05:14 (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
1475 01:05:17 (BABY (zooms)
1476 01:05:21 (SOFTLY) Whoo!
1477 01:05:25 (SHUSHING)
1478 01:05:31 (HUSHED SCREAMING)
1479 01:05:35 (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
1480 01:05:44 (CLANGS)
1481 01:05:53 (BABBLING)
1482 01:05:55 (BABBLING)
1483 01:06:09 (ELEVATOR DOOR BEEPS)
1484 01:06:13 (GRUMBLING)
1485 01:06:18 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1486 01:06:20 Growth analytics suggestincreased bandwidth
1487 01:06:23 enabling us to silocreative core components.
1488 01:06:26 I got your text.
1489 01:06:27 Sorry, but we could only findone jet pack.
1490 01:06:28 TULIP: All right, give me the pack.I'm taking her.
1491 01:06:30 - What? No, I'm taking her.- No way.
1492 01:06:31 When you had her last, you lost her.
1493 01:06:33 - After you left us.- After you fired me!
1494 01:06:35 'Cause you're bad at everything.
1495 01:06:36 - I wish I'd never met you.- Whoa! Wow,
1496 01:06:37 well, you know what?I wish I'd never met you.
1497 01:06:39 The only good thingto come out of all of this
1498 01:06:41 is this baby, and I am taking her.
1499 01:06:42 JUNIOR: This baby is far too preciousand perfect for you. I'm taking her!
1500 01:06:44 TULIP: I'm taking her.JUNIOR: I'm taking her!
1501 01:06:46 TULIP: I'm taking her!JUNIOR: I'm taking her!
1502 01:06:48 (BABY SQUEALS)
1503 01:06:49 What is that?
1504 01:06:55 TULIP: My pants fell down. Oh, no!(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1505 01:07:02 (SQUEALS)
1506 01:07:06 (ALL YELLING)
1507 01:07:10 TULIP: Where are we going?JUNIOR: I don't know!
1508 01:07:13 Oh, okay. Not that way.
1509 01:07:15 TU LIP: Not that way either.
1510 01:07:16 Hey, guys.
1511 01:07:18 (SHIVERS) This is very overwhelming.
1512 01:07:20 (GROWLS) Hand over that thing!
1513 01:07:26 Come one step closer,
1514 01:07:29 and I will drop this.
1515 01:07:31 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
1516 01:07:33 Junior, look, hand over the baby,and we'll let bygones be bygones.
1517 01:07:38 More than that.
1518 01:07:39 You can still be...
1519 01:07:47 Why isn't it working?
1520 01:07:53 One baby?
1521 01:07:55 How about a million!
1522 01:07:57 Wait, no!
1523 01:07:58 (SYSTEM POWERING UP)
1524 01:08:00 AUTOMATED VOICE: Danger. Danger.
1525 01:08:02 I did not think that through.
1526 01:08:09 No!
1527 01:08:12 (MACHINES WHIRRING)
1528 01:08:33 (GASPS)
1529 01:08:50 (muss)
1530 01:08:52 (BABBLES)
1531 01:08:54 (LAUGHS)
1532 01:08:56 (GASPS)
1533 01:09:09 (GIGGLES)
1534 01:09:21 (BURPS)
1535 01:09:23 - Turn it off! Turn it off!- ALL: Aw!
1536 01:09:25 You stop it this instant!
1537 01:09:28 (BABIES GIGGLING)
1538 01:09:29 (SNEEZING)
1539 01:09:32 (BABIES GURGLING, GIGGLING)
1540 01:09:46 Shut it down! Shut it down!
1541 01:09:48 This is my moment!
1542 01:09:58 Whoa!
1543 01:09:59 Ooh!
1544 01:10:03 Oh, no!
1545 01:10:06 (GROWLING)
1546 01:10:13 TULIPI Uh...
1547 01:10:14 JUNIOR: Uh-Oh.
1548 01:10:16 -(BELL DINGING)-(BABIES GIGGLING)
1549 01:10:18 (MACHINE SHUTS DOWN)
1550 01:10:22 - Let's go!- Come on!
1551 01:10:24 Go, go, go! Grab it!
1552 01:10:39 - Over here. I got this one.- JUNIOR: Catch it!
1553 01:10:41 Got it! Whoo!
1554 01:10:43 Out of my way! Out of my way!
1555 01:10:46 (PARTS)
1556 01:10:47 -(ENGINE SPUTTERS)- Oh, no!
1557 01:10:51 (LAUGHS)
1558 01:10:53 One million babies!
1559 01:11:02 Oh, hi.
1560 01:11:03 - Oh, no!- No!
1561 01:11:05 Come on!
1562 01:11:06 (EVIL LAUGHTER)
1563 01:11:08 Now it's time to do whatI should've done so long ago.
1564 01:11:10 Destroy the Baby Factory!
1565 01:11:13 No, you can't.
1566 01:11:14 - HUNTER: Yes, I can.- No, you can't!
1567 01:11:16 - Yes, I can.- No, you can't!
1568 01:11:18 We could go on like this all day.I'm just gonna go on
1569 01:11:20 and destroy the Baby Factory.
1570 01:11:23 Goodbye, baby-making machine.
1571 01:11:26 -(BABY GURGLING)-(MACHINE SHUTS DOWN)
1572 01:11:29 What the heck?
1573 01:11:31 Told you babies were smart.
1574 01:11:34 (LAUGHS)
1575 01:11:35 Babies are dumb.Babies are super-duper dumb.
1576 01:11:38 - No,no,no.- TULIP: No, no. Wait, no.
1577 01:11:39 - Diamond, give it back!- You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!
1578 01:11:42 (GROANING)
1579 01:11:43 JUNIOR: Come on!
1580 01:11:45 HUNTER: What?
1581 01:11:46 No!
1582 01:11:49 (GRUNTS)
1583 01:11:53 (GROANS)
1584 01:12:00 (GRUNTS)
1585 01:12:11 (METAL CREAKING)
1586 01:12:17 (RUMBLING)
1587 01:12:18 Whoa!
1588 01:12:20 (PANTING)
1589 01:12:22 (BIRD CHIRPS)
1590 01:12:24 (HUNTER CHUCKLES)
1591 01:12:25 Now get over here and get me out of here.
1592 01:12:29 Oh!
1593 01:12:30 (WHISPERS) All right. Don't move.
1594 01:12:33 (BIRDS CHIRPING)
1595 01:12:37 (METAL CREAKING)
1596 01:12:39 (GASPING) Whoa!
1597 01:12:42 What?
1598 01:12:47 Oh, no.
1599 01:12:49 (CHUCKLES)
1600 01:13:02 No!
1601 01:13:18 (METAL SCREECHING)
1602 01:13:24 (SCREAMS)
1603 01:13:28 (SNARLS)
1604 01:13:33 (TULIP AND JUNIOR SCREAMING)
1605 01:13:41 (WIND WHOOSHING)
1606 01:13:48 - Always deliver!-(JUNIOR YELLING)
1607 01:13:52 (CROWD CHEERING)
1608 01:13:54 Whoo! You did it!
1609 01:13:55 I can hear my bones.
1610 01:13:57 (LAUGHS) Yeah, we should landbecause this hurts so much.
1611 01:14:01 We did it! We did it! We're a family!
1612 01:14:04 Yes! We're a...
1613 01:14:06 (RETCHING)
1614 01:14:10 Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.
1615 01:14:12 I just have so much internal bleeding.
1616 01:14:14 We're a family!
1617 01:14:16 (GASPS) Look at that.
1618 01:14:17 Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.
1619 01:14:20 I guess it was just dislocated.
1620 01:14:21 It must've popped back in when we landed.
1621 01:14:23 Oh, yep. What a twist.
1622 01:14:26 -(BABY 000s)-(BOTH GASP)
1623 01:14:41 - Oh, no.- Uh...
1624 01:14:42 So many of them.
1625 01:14:45 They're pulling my feathers!
1626 01:14:46 What are we going to do?
1627 01:14:48 All right, everybody.Gather around. Gather around.
1628 01:14:51 An annoying personasked me once why I wanna be boss.
1629 01:14:55 Well, I never knew why until today.
1630 01:14:57 Baby delivery is our true calling.
1631 01:15:00 This is not just a bunch ofmetal and glass
1632 01:15:03 and whatever that giantmagical crystal-looking thing is made of.
1633 01:15:06 This is the heart of what storks wereput on this Earth to do.
1634 01:15:10 This is our mission.
1635 01:15:11 We pride ourselves on customer service.
1636 01:15:13 Well, this is a family that nevergot the baby they asked for.
1637 01:15:17 Make a plan.
1638 01:15:18 Stick to the plan.
1639 01:15:20 Always deliver.
1640 01:15:21 (CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
1641 01:15:25 That's great. This is great.But we don't have any pods.
1642 01:15:27 (MURMURING)
1643 01:15:29 Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?
1644 01:15:31 JASPER: Hey!
1645 01:15:33 - What about these?- Yes!
1646 01:15:35 Thank you, Jasper!
1647 01:15:36 I agree.
1648 01:15:37 Baby delivery is what we're born to do.
1649 01:15:43 Should we do anything about him?
1650 01:15:45 It's...
1651 01:15:46 It's fine.
1652 01:15:48 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1653 01:17:46 They're here! Oh, my gosh.
1654 01:17:47 I can't believe it! They're here!
1655 01:17:49 They're here!
1656 01:18:02 (GIGGLES)
1657 01:18:05 BOTH: Aw...
1658 01:18:14 Sign here.
1659 01:18:15 And sign here.
1660 01:18:17 (VOICE BREAKING) Initial here.
1661 01:18:18 (SIGHS) Initial here, here, and...
1662 01:18:21 (GASPS)
1663 01:18:23 (GIGGLING)
1664 01:18:38 (GIGGLING)
1665 01:18:42 I love you, my little lady.
1666 01:18:45 And we always will.
1667 01:18:48 Bye.
1668 01:18:51 Oh, so you deliver to the front door.
1669 01:18:53 So we didn't have to destroyour entire house.
1670 01:18:55 Yeah.
1671 01:18:56 Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother!
1672 01:18:59 I ordered a brother!
1673 01:19:00 You wanna feed her her bottle?
1674 01:19:06 (GASPS)
1675 01:19:08 Ninja skills.
1676 01:19:17 You Okay?
1677 01:19:18 (SNIFFLES) Of course. I'm fine.
1678 01:19:21 Oh, this does not feel good.
1679 01:19:23 Is every delivery gonna be like this?
1680 01:19:25 What can I say? It's a terrible business.
1681 01:19:28 - I feel so sad all the time.-(GIGGLES)
1682 01:19:31 No. I'm actually fine now.
1683 01:19:33 Yeah, it looks like you'rehandling stuff real well.
1684 01:19:35 (SOBBING) Yeah. Look good, feel good.
1685 01:19:38 Yeah, pretty cool, man.
1686 01:19:40 Just enjoying it.
1687 01:19:41 You know, I'm here if youwanna talk about anything.
1688 01:19:44 - I'm here to listen.- Nope.
1689 01:19:45 TULIP: Okay, well, it seems likeyou're handling it pretty well.
1690 01:19:48 JUNIOR: Yeah, lam.
1691 01:19:49 TULIP: You're shaking.JUNIOR: You're shaking!
1692 01:19:50 TULIP: Junior, it's okayto let your feelings out.
1693 01:19:52 JUNIOR: I'm not feeling.
1694 01:19:53 TULIP: It's healthy.JUNIOR: I have no feelings!
1695 01:19:55 TULIP: Come on, let it out.
1696 01:20:04 (SIGHS)
1697 01:20:10 JUNIOR: Hey.
1698 01:20:11 We're all right behind you.
1699 01:20:15 (BIRDS CHIRPING)
1700 01:20:17 JASPER: Go on.
1701 01:20:24 (BELL RINGS)
1702 01:20:29 -(GASPS)- Who is it, honey?
1703 01:20:32 (GASPS)
1704 01:20:33 (ALL GASPING)
1705 01:20:36 Who is it, Dad?
1706 01:20:38 (CAT MEOWS)
1707 01:20:43 Mom and Dad?
1708 01:20:47 (ALL SIGH)
1709 01:20:55 All right, GUYS-
1710 01:20:57 We delivered her.
1711 01:20:58 Let's go.
1712 01:20:59 TULIP: Junior!
1713 01:21:01 Where are you going? Get over here.
1714 01:21:03 ALL: Yeah!
1715 01:21:04 - TULIP'S FAMILY: Come on!- No,no,no.
1716 01:21:12 You love it.
1717 01:21:14 (INDIE ROCK PLAYING)
1718 01:21:30 (CAMERA CLICKS)
1719 01:22:15 (CAMERA CLICKS)
1720 01:22:23 (CAMERA CLICKS)
1721 01:26:54 English-SDH