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1 00:01:10 Ah, shit.
2 00:01:58 Hey, Ann. I gotta go to work.
3 00:02:00 Hi, it's Karen from SwimTech.Leave me a message.
4 00:02:02 Hey, hon. I was hoping to catch you.
5 00:02:04 It's my big test day, so wish me luck.Okay, love you.
6 00:02:49 Ah, fuck! Fuck.
7 00:02:53 Oh, God. Ah, fuck, mmm, yoga pants.
8 00:03:08 Let's go!
9 00:03:10 Chacho, let's go! Let's go!
10 00:03:19 Suspect's in black Chevy.
11 00:03:21 We got him.
12 00:03:55 Whoa!
13 00:04:04 - Holy shit! What the fuck was that?- What are you stopping for?
14 00:04:06 Put your gun on the fucking floor.
15 00:04:09 It's not my fault. You're the onedriving like a fucking dick.
16 00:04:11 Oh, so you steady yourselfon the trigger of an M4?
17 00:04:14 You see those?Those are the "oh, shit" handles.
18 00:04:16 That's what they're there for.
19 00:04:17 Shut up and drive!
20 00:04:18 Two options. Gun on the floor,or a muzzle in your mouth.
21 00:04:21 - Drive!- There you go!
22 00:04:24 Open fire!
23 00:04:25 Son of a whore!
24 00:04:26 Drive, Chacho! Drive, man!
25 00:04:55 Let's go!
26 00:05:14 Let's go. What are you waiting for?
27 00:05:16 - It's kind of a dick move.- What?
28 00:05:19 It's like Santa shot Rudolphafter all the deliveries, you know?
29 00:05:22 You're a funny motherfucker, Chacho.
30 00:05:27 That's cold, dude. That's fucking cold, dude.
31 00:05:30 Let's go, let's go.
32 00:05:31 You gotta get in the back.
33 00:05:33 - It's supposed to look like a fare.- Just go!
34 00:05:34 Not like a cabbiewith his homie ridin' in the front.
35 00:05:37 You gotta get in the back.
36 00:05:39 - Just go.- Get in the back.
37 00:05:40 It ain't happenin'.
38 00:05:42 - No?- No.
39 00:05:43 Fuck it.
40 00:05:45 Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.
41 00:05:46 What?
42 00:05:48 Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.
43 00:05:49 Go! Go! Go!
44 00:05:55 Tel Aviv? What the fuck is Tel Aviv?
45 00:05:58 Oh.
46 00:06:00 Chacho.
47 00:06:01 No, it's Castillo.
48 00:06:04 Agent Castillo.
49 00:06:06 I know, It's a bummer, right?
50 00:06:08 Look at those guys. Whoa!
51 00:06:09 I took you on vacationto the Bahamas with my family.
52 00:06:12 It was great. I loved it.
53 00:06:14 You fucking piece of shit! To the Atlantis!
54 00:06:17 Yeah, but in '09, you shot my partnerin a credit union.
55 00:06:21 His name was Michael Glade.
56 00:06:23 Hey, keep still.
57 00:06:25 Easy. Nobody shoot.
58 00:06:27 Don't move, Chacho!
59 00:06:30 I'm shot!
60 00:06:32 Oh, that felt so good!
61 00:06:33 Oh, shit!
62 00:06:36 I was praying to God, I was, like,
63 00:06:39 "Please give me a reason to shoot you."And you came through, bro!
64 00:06:41 What's wrong with you? You shot your partner!
65 00:06:43 Oh, there's one last surprise.
66 00:06:45 I figured you still owe me,even after the vacation and everything.
67 00:06:48 Look at this. Your wife.
68 00:06:50 Motherfucker!
69 00:06:55 I'm gonna kill you, Chacho!
70 00:06:56 I just gave her the attentionyou didn't, bro.
71 00:06:59 You should've cuddled.You should've cuddled, bro.
72 00:07:01 Chacho, I'll kill you!
73 00:07:24 Here we go.
74 00:07:27 Get at it, girls! Let's go!
75 00:07:29 Are you cat fighting? Come on, girls!There you go. There you go.
76 00:07:32 Shoot, Kyle! Come on!
77 00:07:35 Baker, what the hell?
78 00:07:37 It's a grappling exercise!
79 00:07:39 I'm so sorry. Dude, are you okay?
80 00:07:40 He hit my bad knee.
81 00:07:42 I've had some trauma, then I reacted,and my training took over.
82 00:07:45 - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.- What training?
83 00:07:49 - What goddamn training?- I don't have any training.
84 00:07:51 Get off the mat.
85 00:07:54 Good punch.
86 00:08:18 None of these aptitude scores
87 00:08:20 meet even the lowest standardsfor graduation.
88 00:08:24 In fact, most of the disabled cadets
89 00:08:26 scored much, much higher.
90 00:08:29 - They did?- Yeah, even in marksmanship.
91 00:08:31 Well, I don't doubt that.
92 00:08:33 Disabled folks are doing a ton these days.
93 00:08:36 Look at that Olympic runner with no legs.
94 00:08:38 He killed his girlfriend even.
95 00:08:41 Not that that's an accomplishment,but still, it's impressive in its severity.
96 00:08:45 And then there is your physical.
97 00:08:47 You've had 23 surgeries?
98 00:08:50 Yeah, I've had feet, ankles,knees and shoulders.
99 00:08:54 And I have a titanium humerusfrom here to here. It's pretty cool.
100 00:08:58 So, how do you feel?
101 00:09:00 You know, I feel pretty darn good.I'm on a pharmaceutical regimen.
102 00:09:04 That helps a lot.
103 00:09:06 Except for when it rains.Those days are pretty rough.
104 00:09:09 Oh, I bet.
105 00:09:10 I don't think I could live in Seattle.
106 00:09:15 Jon, why do you wanna be CHP?
107 00:09:16 Truth be told, my wife wants a separation.
108 00:09:20 I lost my sponsors about a year agoand I've been just wallowing.
109 00:09:24 And she understandablyhas lost her attraction to me.
110 00:09:28 I can feel it when I look at her.
111 00:09:32 Are you okay? I didn't mean to be a bummer.
112 00:09:34 It just triggered
113 00:09:37 - some of my stuff.- I'm sorry.
114 00:09:39 I've got some of the same issueswith my husband Ted.
115 00:09:45 - I'm so sorry to hear that.- It's very painful.
116 00:09:47 This is Karen. She's a swim instructor.
117 00:09:50 Whoa! She's very beautiful.
118 00:09:52 Thank you. He is really good-lookingand he's handsome.
119 00:09:57 You are a very lucky man.
120 00:10:00 Thank you. Thank you.
121 00:10:04 So, how does CHP play into it, Jon?
122 00:10:06 You know, I learned in couples' therapy
123 00:10:09 that women often marry their fathers,and her dad was a cop.
124 00:10:12 - Ah, I get it.- Yeah.
125 00:10:15 Well, you can ride a motorcycle.I'll give you that.
126 00:10:17 Yes, ma'am, like a motherfucker.
127 00:10:20 Okay. I'mma level with you, Jon.
128 00:10:22 - I like you.- Thank you.
129 00:10:24 - You have nice eyes.- Thank you.
130 00:10:26 You remind me of my husband.
131 00:10:28 Thank you.
132 00:10:29 Tell you what. Today's your lucky day.
133 00:10:32 I'm gonna graduate youon a probationary clause,
134 00:10:34 which means if you are notin the top 10% of your department
135 00:10:39 for conduct, safety, and citations,you're a fucking goner.
136 00:10:44 - You got me?- Yes, ma'am, loud and clear.
137 00:10:46 Don't fuck this up.
138 00:11:06 Pull to the right.
139 00:11:10 3-9 to base, we're 7-0-4.
140 00:11:13 How they gonna force us off the highway,then block the fucking exit?
141 00:11:29 LT? Clear?
142 00:11:32 Hey, hey, hey.
143 00:11:34 You think that door's gonna evaporateand not kill that woman right there?
144 00:11:38 Oh, Dad, what woman?
145 00:11:40 You're high, right?
146 00:11:42 It's noon and you're high already.
147 00:11:43 Lay off, Dad.
148 00:11:46 No, no, no!
149 00:11:47 Please, no!
150 00:11:52 It's gonna be okay, ma'am.
151 00:11:53 You're gonna be homewith your cats in no time.
152 00:11:55 Clear!
153 00:11:56 Oh, shit!
154 00:12:09 EAGLE-6, we have an 11-80at the 210 and Lowell.
155 00:12:13 EAGLE-6 responding to 11-80at 210 and Lowell.
156 00:12:23 LT. What's going on?
157 00:12:26 This ain't the plan.
158 00:12:31 What are you doin', man?
159 00:12:33 You and TJ skimmed200 grand off the last job.
160 00:12:35 You think I wouldn't notice?
161 00:12:45 They're on the ramp, TJ. Two bikes.
162 00:12:49 Dispatch, this is EAGLE-6.
163 00:12:52 We have four suspectson two black motorcycles
164 00:12:54 heading eastbound toward Pennsylvania Ave.
165 00:12:59 Shots fired, shots fired!
166 00:13:01 Let's see how much your boyfriend loves you.
167 00:13:04 - Oh, my God. He's got David.- Who's David?
168 00:13:08 One of you is gonna die.
169 00:13:10 You choose, thief.
170 00:13:11 Thief? Fuck does that mean?
171 00:13:14 I let you on my crew,and you're gonna steal from me?
172 00:13:17 It's you or David.
173 00:13:19 TJ!
174 00:13:21 Hey, TJ!
175 00:13:22 Buckle back in!
176 00:13:24 Don't jump, TJ!
177 00:13:25 Don't jump!
178 00:13:27 TJ!
179 00:13:30 TJ!
180 00:13:37 You've got two weeks toget our money back, or you die, too.
181 00:13:40 You understand?
182 00:14:15 Clay! You're back already, dude?That's great.
183 00:14:18 Yeah, let me tell you something.
184 00:14:19 It's gonna take two surgeries just so I canlift my children again, you fucking asshole.
185 00:14:23 Whoa! That's a weird way to thank me forsaving your life, buddy, but you're welcome!
186 00:14:27 - Shooting me was an act of kindness?- Absolutely!
187 00:14:28 You should allow me to return the favor.
188 00:14:30 But Hector's got your gun.How are you gonna shoot me?
189 00:14:31 - Hey! You're a bad partner!- Yeah? You're incompetent!
190 00:14:34 - You're a bad person.- You're not even an agent.
191 00:14:35 - Bad agent!- Clay, go home.
192 00:14:37 You're gonna want to alternatebetween heat and ice.
193 00:14:39 - Twenty minutes each time.- Shut up. Let's go.
194 00:14:41 - Get over here.- Fucker.
195 00:14:44 CHP Internal has asked for our helpon that armored car job.
196 00:14:47 They think some of their own were involved.
197 00:14:50 What, the one where the pilot jumped?
198 00:14:52 Yeah, or maybe the copilot pushed him.They don't know.
199 00:14:56 How many cops do they suspect?
200 00:14:57 Five. We need to find them.
201 00:15:00 How much they get?
202 00:15:01 12.6 million.
203 00:15:03 Truck had just left Santa Anita withthe cash take from the Breeders' Cup.
204 00:15:06 You want me to go out thereand ask some questions?
205 00:15:08 No, I want you to go on the inside.
206 00:15:10 No shit?
207 00:15:11 Go undercover within the department?That's awesome.
208 00:15:13 Can you ride a bike?
209 00:15:15 Why a bike?
210 00:15:16 The bad guys ride bikes. Can you?
211 00:15:18 Oh, I dominate anything with a motor.
212 00:15:20 Don't get cocky. I'm serious.
213 00:15:21 I'm not cocky either.Give me a snow blower, step the fuck back.
214 00:15:24 A weed-whipper? I own that shit!
215 00:15:28 Listen, we need to talk aboutyou shooting Allen
216 00:15:30 and the photos of Hector's wifeon your phone.
217 00:15:32 There's gonna be a panel.
218 00:15:34 Allen's a pussy. We both know that.
219 00:15:36 He handed over his weapon to a detainee.Why don't you review him?
220 00:15:38 You need to bury it.
221 00:15:40 Because he's leading the investigationout in LA.
222 00:15:42 He's gonna be your point.
223 00:15:44 Don't send that clown, please.
224 00:15:46 You think everybody since Glade was a clown.
225 00:15:48 No, but he is a real clown!
226 00:15:50 You're acting like a fucking widow.Get over it.
227 00:15:51 - Sorry.- And how do you explain the pictures?
228 00:15:54 Well, I can't help it if someonesends me unsolicited photos.
229 00:15:56 How am I gonna stop that?
230 00:15:58 So, you had nothing to do with it?
231 00:15:59 Aside from being handsomeand symmetrical, no.
232 00:16:02 So, you're not to blame for the cock shotsyour phone sent to her phone?
233 00:16:07 Or did your phone take themwhile you were asleep?
234 00:16:08 Because your dick looked wide awake.
235 00:16:10 At the time, it seemed likethe more innocent option.
236 00:16:13 It was less wrong than actually plowing her.
237 00:16:15 Good! So you didn't have sex with her?
238 00:16:18 Eventually, I did.That's why I said, "At the time".
239 00:16:21 That's the defendant's wife!The defendant in your case!
240 00:16:25 I hear you loud and clear, sir.
241 00:16:27 I really hope you do.
242 00:16:29 Because I'd hate to lose a great agentover some bullshit.
243 00:16:32 I think you're a sex addict.
244 00:16:33 I understand, sir.
245 00:16:36 So, who am I playing?
246 00:16:37 They got you playing, uh...
247 00:16:39 You're gonna beFrancis Llewellyn Poncherello.
248 00:16:42 That's a fucked up name.That's a lot of names.
249 00:16:45 Well, that's too badbecause we already built the bio.
250 00:16:47 What are we gonna do, go and change it?
251 00:16:49 Got it.
252 00:16:50 Your name is Officer FrancisLlewellyn Poncherello
253 00:16:53 and you're transferring from CHP in Redding.
254 00:16:55 Captain Lindel will be the only personthat knows you're FBI.
255 00:16:58 She put you with a rookie named Jon Baker.
256 00:17:00 And he won't know shit about shit,
257 00:17:03 so you'll be able to drag him aroundwithout him getting suspicious.
258 00:17:06 And stay away from thathot ass out there in LA.
259 00:17:10 What's your job?
260 00:17:11 Find the five dirty cops.
261 00:17:13 That's right. Blend in.
262 00:17:20 Hey!
263 00:17:21 What's up? I'm Jon.
264 00:17:24 Jon Baker.
265 00:17:26 Francis, uh, Poncherello.
266 00:17:28 - Oh, you're Poncherello?- Yeah.
267 00:17:31 - Awesome, man. We're partners.- Oh, cool.
268 00:17:32 Let's kick this off with the real thing.
269 00:17:34 Oh, dude!
270 00:17:35 - Okay.- Slow down a little bit.
271 00:17:37 - Sorry.- That was a bit much.
272 00:17:38 If you're homophobic or whatever,that's cool.
273 00:17:40 No, no, no. What?
274 00:17:41 I mean, it's not cool to be homophobic,but I totally respect your right to be.
275 00:17:44 Wait, you think I'm homophobicbecause I won't embrace a man
276 00:17:47 in his underpants that I just met?Is that your definition?
277 00:17:49 But your reaction was really strong.Borderline violent.
278 00:17:53 I bet if I were a hot woman in a bikini,you'd probably be fine hugging me, yeah?
279 00:17:59 Your question is, "Would I prefer tohug a hot woman in a bikini
280 00:18:03 "over a male stranger in his underpants?"
281 00:18:06 And my answer to that will determinewhether or not I'm a homophobe,
282 00:18:08 like, according to you?
283 00:18:10 I think you've oversimplified it, but yes.
284 00:18:13 - I do.- Okay.
285 00:18:14 Here's my answer.I'm the senior officer here.
286 00:18:17 You're the rookie that doesn't knowhis mouth from his asshole,
287 00:18:19 let alone the definition of homophobia.
288 00:18:21 So, from here on out,you're just gonna shut the fuck up
289 00:18:24 and wait patiently for me to askall the questions. Understood?
290 00:18:26 I got that.
291 00:18:28 - Understood?- I understand.
292 00:18:29 - I'm sorry.- Better.
293 00:18:31 You know, I think I'm a little nervous'cause it's my first day
294 00:18:34 - and I have a lot riding on this.- Don't worry about it.
295 00:18:35 I'm trying to salvage my marriage...
296 00:18:37 Did I ask you about your failing marriage?
297 00:18:38 No.
298 00:18:39 Just shut up and suit up, okay?
299 00:18:42 Okay.
300 00:18:43 No way. Come on, Jon Baker. "The Baker"?
301 00:18:48 Hey, what's going on, dude?
302 00:18:49 Brian Grieves.What the hell are you doing here?
303 00:18:50 I'm an officer.
304 00:18:52 That's my partner, Francis Poncherello.
305 00:18:53 - What's up, bro?- Dude, that is awesome!
306 00:18:55 You know, my cousin competedagainst you in freestyle.
307 00:18:58 I cannot tell you how many timesI've seen you ride.
308 00:19:00 - Like, a billion.- Ah!
309 00:19:01 That's so flattering. Who was your cousin?
310 00:19:04 Oh, Reed Junior.
311 00:19:05 - Oh, God.- Yeah.
312 00:19:07 He was amazing.
313 00:19:08 I wish he would've stuck with it.
314 00:19:09 Yeah, me too.
315 00:19:12 - Yeah.- Yeah.
316 00:19:13 Well, hey, look, man, welcome.I cannot wait to work with you.
317 00:19:16 - Oh, man. Do you ride?- Fuck yeah!
318 00:19:18 Oh, we're gonna ride!
319 00:19:19 Awesome. You too, Poncharrow.
320 00:19:22 Buddy!
321 00:19:23 - This is gonna be badass!- It means a lot to me.
322 00:19:25 Hell, yeah. All right, later.
323 00:19:26 All right, take care, man.
324 00:19:41 Do you have a favorite artist?
325 00:19:43 I have a favorite size. Backpack.
326 00:19:46 We've just the piece for you.
327 00:19:48 Piet Mondrian's Composition No. 7, 1941.
328 00:19:53 20x26 inches.And if you pay in cash, it's 14.
329 00:19:58 Million.
330 00:19:59 - For this?- Mm-hmm.
331 00:20:01 Is it finished?
332 00:20:03 Indeed. You can roll this painting upand put it in your carry-on.
333 00:20:06 No matter where you take itin the world, it's worth 14.
334 00:20:08 There's no better way to get cashacross the border.
335 00:20:13 Perfect, I'll take it.
336 00:20:15 I don't have it, but I'll get you the 14.
337 00:20:18 Excellent.
338 00:20:22 Put that away.
339 00:20:23 You're going to get uspegged as slap-dicks. Come on.
340 00:20:25 What's that? No, I got to take notes.
341 00:20:28 - Hi.- Good morning.
342 00:20:31 Okay, everybody.
343 00:20:32 Uh, we have a couple of new team membersto welcome this morning.
344 00:20:35 Transferring from the Redding branchis Officer Pantera.
345 00:20:39 It's Poncherello. Francis Llewyl Poncherello.
346 00:20:42 Hi, Francis.
347 00:20:44 You can call me Ponch. Ponch is fine.
348 00:20:45 Ponch. Much easier.
349 00:20:47 And correcting me is, uh, Jon Baker.
350 00:20:51 Uh, Jon has the distinction of beingthe oldest rookie ever.
351 00:20:55 - Ooh.- By nine years.
352 00:20:58 Thank you, thank you.
353 00:21:00 Oh, I actually have a rookie question,if you don't mind me interrupting.
354 00:21:03 Um, I was told that I have to land in thetop 10% of my department in citations...
355 00:21:08 It's a joke. He was just joking.
356 00:21:10 Great joke, Jon!
357 00:21:12 Keep 'em comin'!
358 00:21:13 Okay, we're having a problemwith the fire extinguishers, people.
359 00:21:15 Do you each have one in your car?Show of hands.
360 00:21:18 Who has a fire extinguisher in their carat this very moment as we speak?
361 00:21:22 Gotta say this is pretty badass, yeah?
362 00:21:25 Being all suited up for battle.
363 00:21:27 What, looking like UPS drivers?
364 00:21:29 Yeah, that's super cool.Fuckin' go brown, right?
365 00:21:32 We don't look like UPS drivers. Do we?
366 00:21:36 Hold up a second.
367 00:21:38 It's Roth.
368 00:21:39 - You find out where she works?- On Riverside.
369 00:21:41 Hey.
370 00:21:42 Oh, hey! How are you?
371 00:21:44 - Good. How are you?- Good.
372 00:21:46 Is that your Sport 1000 I'm seeing?
373 00:21:48 - Yeah. You know what that is?- Ah...
374 00:21:51 Just a little bit.
375 00:21:52 I got a Paul Smart 1000 myself.
376 00:21:54 Oh, I love those. Those are beautiful.
377 00:21:56 So beautiful. I've been lookingfor one of yours for a while, though.
378 00:21:58 - Car wash in the Valley?- Yeah. Happy Hands.
379 00:22:00 Okay. Send me the address.
380 00:22:02 If you're interested, you should ride upAngeles Crest with us to Newcomb's Ranch.
381 00:22:05 Beautiful ride, ton of Ducatis.
382 00:22:08 Um...
383 00:22:10 God, I'm so flattered'cause you're crazy attractive,
384 00:22:14 but I'm trying to repairmy marriage right now.
385 00:22:16 Oh, my God. Really?
386 00:22:17 What?
387 00:22:19 First of all, you're old as fuck.
388 00:22:21 Second of all, no one wants to hearabout your marriage troubles.
389 00:22:23 Okay?
390 00:22:25 So, maybe you just want toget over yourself a little bit?
391 00:22:30 - Good work.- I wasn't...
392 00:22:32 Good work. No, you're justblending right in. It's perfect.
393 00:22:38 I just hope he's not a crazy stalkeror something.
394 00:22:42 He knew I had cats.
395 00:22:44 Crazy.
396 00:22:45 It's probably a lucky guess or something.
397 00:22:48 Hmm...
398 00:22:50 Did you hear any names?
399 00:22:52 LT. What's going on?
400 00:22:54 Yeah, someone called him "LT."
401 00:22:56 How about the pilot?Did he seem to fall, or was he pushed out?
402 00:22:59 No, I just saw him land.
403 00:23:02 Don't go back there. No, no, it's fine.
404 00:23:04 You know what?Nobody's going to get away with this.
405 00:23:06 I promise, okay?
406 00:23:07 Is your friend ticketing me?
407 00:23:09 - One down.- Hey!
408 00:23:11 Jon. What are you doing?
409 00:23:14 - What am I doing?- What is this shit?
410 00:23:16 No, no, no. Hey.This car doesn't have plates.
411 00:23:18 No, because it's brand new.Can you not see it's brand new?
412 00:23:21 Listen, I've got to write some tickets,or I'm going to blow my probation
413 00:23:23 and I'm going to get canned.
414 00:23:24 But you got to use your brain.They just bought this car.
415 00:23:27 We're up! No seatbelt. Red Ford!
416 00:23:29 We're not up! You're getting ticket-happy!
417 00:23:31 It's just a seatbelt.
418 00:23:32 - No!- Mount up.
419 00:23:33 No! Stay right here!
420 00:23:34 Jesus Christ.
421 00:23:41 Ponch.
422 00:23:44 Is your partner okay?
423 00:23:45 He just got assigned to me, you know?
424 00:23:47 - Right.- You transfer from Redding?
425 00:23:50 Yeah! Ponch.
426 00:23:52 - Ray.- Nice to meet you.
427 00:23:55 You must know Bob Lynn?
428 00:23:56 Of course. Asian Bob. Everybody knows Bob.
429 00:23:59 - "Asian Bob"?- Yeah.
430 00:24:01 Thought he wasEnglish or Scottish or something.
431 00:24:04 Oh, you're talking about Bob Lynn, L-Y-N-N.
432 00:24:07 I thought you were talking aboutBob Lin, L-I-N, who's Asian as hell.
433 00:24:12 I think he's a hundred percent.
434 00:24:14 But to answer your question, yes.I do know white Bob.
435 00:24:17 We haven't met. I'm Gay Terry.
436 00:24:20 I'm sorry, Irish Gay Terry.
437 00:24:22 That makes sense, that makes sense.
438 00:24:24 Whoa, whoa, whoa...
439 00:24:26 Don't do that! Hey!
440 00:24:30 Okay, this is a prank.
441 00:24:31 Yeah, I wish it was a prank.
442 00:24:32 - Buh-bye, Francis!- You have to be playin'.
443 00:24:34 Backing up, you don't even look?
444 00:24:36 Everything's gone to shit,that's how it's gone.
445 00:24:38 Hey, I need the addressof the pilot that jumped.
446 00:24:41 And I also need a profile made for a Bob Lin.
447 00:24:44 L-I-N for the last name,and he's got to be super Asian.
448 00:24:48 - Got it. Bob Lin, super Asian.- Okay.
449 00:24:51 Fuck.
450 00:24:52 You got it, bro?
451 00:24:54 Huh?
452 00:24:55 All right.
453 00:25:06 We're the Highway Patrol.Shouldn't we be patrolling a highway?
454 00:25:10 I'm paying my respectsto the widow of a fallen officer.
455 00:25:12 It's going to take me all of two minutes.
456 00:25:14 Okay. Listen, I have one shotat saving my marriage, okay?
457 00:25:18 This job is crucial to that.
458 00:25:19 I couldn't care less about your wife,but stay with the bikes, okay?
459 00:25:22 And don't ticket anybody.
460 00:25:23 Okay, and fuck that. Not a chance.
461 00:25:26 - Excuse me?- I'm not letting my partner fly solo
462 00:25:29 into an unknown environment.
463 00:25:30 You're not going let me or notlet me do a damn thing. You're a rookie!
464 00:25:33 Okay, I respect your rank, but I am notletting you enter a domicile while on duty
465 00:25:38 without me at your six o'clock.It's a nonstarter, Ponch.
466 00:25:41 - It's unsafe.- Christ. Fine!
467 00:25:43 Just keep your mouth shut.
468 00:25:45 Okay.
469 00:25:46 Listen, I do need to warn you, though.
470 00:25:48 I sometimes get nauseous in people's homes
471 00:25:50 because of the mix of smells,the pheromones of food and pets.
472 00:25:54 You're fuckin' weird, bro.
473 00:25:56 I don't remember Terrell ever mentioninga Pueblerro. Is that Native American?
474 00:26:00 It's Poncherello.
475 00:26:01 I don't remember that either.
476 00:26:03 Yeah, I just wanted to stop byand give my condolences.
477 00:26:06 Please don't touch anything in the salon.
478 00:26:11 I was just so shocked.
479 00:26:14 I mean, I've known TJ for years
480 00:26:16 and I can't imagine himjumping out of a helicopter.
481 00:26:20 Plus, I've always wondered, was TJdealing with some kind of depression?
482 00:26:25 Certainly nothing I knew of.We were very happy.
483 00:26:29 Right. Did he owe anybody any money?
484 00:26:33 Absolutely not.He left behind a savings account.
485 00:26:35 No debts.
486 00:26:42 I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
487 00:26:46 Sorry about him.
488 00:26:48 Uh, was he happy working with Parish?Did they get along?
489 00:26:52 You know, I have an appointmentI need to get ready for.
490 00:26:54 Right. Yeah, me too.
491 00:26:56 I got to go visit LT.
492 00:26:59 Who's LT?
493 00:27:01 Just a mutual friend.
494 00:27:03 I'm sorry.
495 00:27:10 - Get outta there. Get outta there, dude!- Huh?
496 00:27:13 Get outta there. Jesus.
497 00:27:15 - I hope you got closure in there.- Closure?
498 00:27:17 Yeah, because I almost lost it
499 00:27:19 when that cat went face-firstinto the litter box. Ugh!
500 00:27:22 What kind of dude uses the word "closure"?
501 00:27:24 - What, are you a therapist?- No.
502 00:27:26 But I've been in couples' therapy for a year.
503 00:27:28 And that's what it's called when you tryto resolve painful feelings.
504 00:27:30 - I could tell.- Isn't that why we're here?
505 00:27:32 So you could processthe passing of your friend?
506 00:27:34 Which, by the way,I am so sorry for your loss, man.
507 00:27:37 - Oh, my God, dude.- So sorry. What?
508 00:27:39 It's just your word choice.
509 00:27:40 It's like you're three beers too intimate.
510 00:27:43 You know what... It's the pills.
511 00:27:46 - Oh, okay.- Yeah.
512 00:27:48 - Textbook deflection.- Oh!
513 00:27:49 You couldn't be more clichéd if you tried.
514 00:27:51 "I'm a tough motorcycle cop.I got no emotions."
515 00:27:54 - "I don't care who dies."- Fuck you!
516 00:27:56 Your buddy's been dead how long?You still haven't dealt with it?
517 00:27:58 He's been dead a month, Freud.
518 00:28:01 - A month?- Yeah.
519 00:28:02 - That's weird.- What's weird?
520 00:28:04 It's weird that his wife moved on in a month.
521 00:28:08 In your expertise, she's moved on.How can you tell?
522 00:28:10 There's nothing of his in that house.
523 00:28:12 There's no commendations on the wall,no pictures of him and his buddies fishing.
524 00:28:15 There's no tools.
525 00:28:17 He was a helicopter pilotwithout a work bench or a tool box?
526 00:28:20 And no gun safe?What cop doesn't have a gun safe?
527 00:28:23 It's just weird.Feels like he didn't live there.
528 00:28:25 Bro, I got to hit the Arby'sat the bottom of the hill. I'm on E.
529 00:28:28 - Okay?- Yeah.
530 00:28:37 Huh?
531 00:28:41 - Hello?- Hey, Roth?
532 00:28:42 Yeah, what's up?
533 00:28:44 Find out if TJ owned another property,
534 00:28:46 like a rented or leased.
535 00:28:49 No problem.
536 00:28:53 What's going on?
537 00:28:54 Huh?
538 00:28:56 Why are you in front of my partner's house?
539 00:28:57 Oh, just giving my condolences.
540 00:28:59 - You knew TJ?- Yup.
541 00:29:01 The Academy.
542 00:29:03 Really? What year was that exactly?
543 00:29:06 Why are you shaking me down, man?First at lunch and now here?
544 00:29:09 I mean, I was friends with TJ.
545 00:29:11 All right? We were friendsand I thought we'd get along too.
546 00:29:13 But if you're going to be up my ass,then I'll just keep it movin'.
547 00:29:15 This is my partner's widow.
548 00:29:16 I see you around this house again,I will be in your ass with a boot.
549 00:29:21 - Yeah, be well, bro.- Yeah.
550 00:29:25 Bro, that's quality beef.
551 00:29:27 Hey, before you go writinganother tire pressure ticket,
552 00:29:30 tell me what kind of bikes these are.
553 00:29:34 It's the Ducati Hypermotard. The 939.
554 00:29:36 It's their all-terrain race bike.
555 00:29:38 How could you know? You haven't even seen it.
556 00:29:39 Just listen. You hear that?It's a big V-twin.
557 00:29:43 Yeah, but a lot of people make twins.
558 00:29:44 Yeah, but that one's revving at 9000 RPMwhich only a four-valve motor will do.
559 00:29:49 The only four-valve twin in a supermotosetup is the Ducati.
560 00:29:55 They're fast as fuck.
561 00:29:58 All I wanna do in the middleof the evening is hold you tight
562 00:30:03 Rosanna, Rosanna
563 00:30:07 Hey, Jon. Can I tell you something?
564 00:30:10 It was pretty impressive the way youwere able to peg those bikes back there.
565 00:30:15 I think if you would just chillfor five minutes, man,
566 00:30:19 we can have a winning team.You know what I mean?
567 00:30:21 LA-15-7-MARY-3 and 4,
568 00:30:23 we are in pursuit of red Ferrari.
569 00:30:26 Code three!
570 00:30:28 I was trying to give youa goddamn compliment!
571 00:30:37 This is 7-MARY-4, we need backup.
572 00:30:39 All units.
573 00:30:43 Pull over!
574 00:30:47 Oh, yeah? Rock beats scissors. Over!
575 00:31:01 Jon, stop!
576 00:31:02 - One second.- Stop! That's an order!
577 00:31:04 - License and registration.- What are you doing, boy?
578 00:31:07 Could you not see what I was holding up?
579 00:31:08 Okay. Lower the music, please.
580 00:31:12 "CHP Widows' Fund Gold Donor."What is this? Are you a widow?
581 00:31:15 - Hey!- One second!
582 00:31:16 - Turn down the music!- Please turn it down.
583 00:31:18 If you keep ignoring me, I'm going towrite you up for insubordination.
584 00:31:20 Do you want to keep this job?
585 00:31:22 If we don't stop doing your errandsand do some police work,
586 00:31:25 I'm not going to have a job to lose.
587 00:31:27 I'm not going to have my day eaten awayby two bickering old ladies.
588 00:31:30 Shut up, and turn downthe fucking Toto, please.
589 00:31:36 - Stay in this car.- Sir!
590 00:31:37 Stay in this car.
591 00:31:38 No, I spent $10,000to the Widows' Fund to get that thing.
592 00:31:42 Now it's mine!
593 00:31:43 Get your hands on the car.Get up against the car!
594 00:31:45 You want to do this?
595 00:31:47 - I'll do it.- Oh, you're in so much trouble.
596 00:31:49 I'm trained to do it,and I know how to do it.
597 00:31:50 You know how dangerous it isto drive at that speed?
598 00:31:54 - Hey.- Hey.
599 00:31:55 Is this your "get out of jail free" cardin Los Angeles?
600 00:31:57 Oh, no, it's from the gold donor program,
601 00:32:00 used to be a guaranteed warning.
602 00:32:01 We usually just tell themthat the policy ended, and let 'em go.
603 00:32:05 - Oh.- We should grab a drink.
604 00:32:06 - Really?- Mmm-hmm.
605 00:32:08 Okay, come with me.You're going to take a free ride now.
606 00:32:11 Come with me, sir.
607 00:32:13 - Thank you.- I got it.
608 00:32:14 - Why are you taking him this way?- There's been a change in policy.
609 00:32:17 - This is your one freebie.- Thank you very much.
610 00:32:19 Hey! What are you doing?
611 00:32:21 You can't let this obnoxious prick go!
612 00:32:22 Get in the car.
613 00:32:23 No, you're getting back in the cop car.
614 00:32:25 - Let go of him!- You let go of him!
615 00:32:27 Dude, he's old as fuck!
616 00:32:28 I know. He's old, and he's fragile.Stop fucking jerking on him.
617 00:32:32 - No, you are!- Ah!
618 00:32:33 Get him, Francis!
619 00:32:34 What the fuck, bitch?
620 00:32:36 I'm trying to fucking blend in here, man.I suggest you do the same, okay?
621 00:32:39 A, you're a coward and a cheap-shot artist.
622 00:32:43 B, I have to write ticketsand be safe and good conduct!
623 00:32:48 Stop being a goddamn boy scout!
624 00:32:50 Get on your bike and go home!
625 00:32:53 Go home! You're done for the day.
626 00:32:59 Get outta here.
627 00:33:02 - This is so hot.- Mmm.
628 00:33:05 I like that little brown one.
629 00:33:06 I would take either.
630 00:33:13 What are you doing here?
631 00:33:15 Hey.
632 00:33:17 Get outta here.
633 00:33:19 We question the guard from the armored truck.
634 00:33:21 After you interview Barton, find outif someone named "LT" works here.
635 00:33:23 Barton's been MIA since...
636 00:33:25 Don't tell him shit. Who's "LT"?
637 00:33:27 He's the shot caller.I heard it from one of the witnesses.
638 00:33:30 You're talking to witnesses now?
639 00:33:31 You're supposed to be undercover,getting the co-pilot story.
640 00:33:34 Don't worry about it. We're getting cozy,and by the way, my new partner's awesome.
641 00:33:37 Bet you can't wait to shoot him.You know what?
642 00:33:39 I'm point, motherfucker!
643 00:33:41 I'm point.
644 00:33:42 I'm your boss!
645 00:33:43 Get outta here.
646 00:33:48 Officer.
647 00:33:52 Looks legit to me.
648 00:33:54 I don't really care what this says.
649 00:33:55 Hansen just saw him at All Steel Armored.
650 00:33:58 What about his partner?
651 00:34:00 There's no way Baker could be IA.
652 00:34:02 He was a fucking X-Games guya few years back.
653 00:34:05 - You don't like it.- No, I don't like it.
654 00:34:08 My son's addicted to heroin.I got to get him out of this fucking town.
655 00:34:11 It's the only wayhe's ever going to get clean.
656 00:34:13 Let's just figure outanother way to move the money.
657 00:34:15 And try to fly with cash?
658 00:34:17 You kidding me?
659 00:34:19 The painting's the best way to walkthrough customs with $14 million.
660 00:34:21 - It's beautiful.- All right, well, then fuck it.
661 00:34:23 Even if they do show up,they'll be riding lawnmowers.
662 00:34:26 Search Bob Lin. L-I-N.
663 00:34:28 All right.
664 00:34:32 Oof!
665 00:34:33 Asian as hell.
666 00:34:48 Hey.
667 00:34:50 Hi, what's up?
668 00:34:51 I'm right in the middleof giving a swim lesson.
669 00:34:53 Oh, sorry.
670 00:34:55 What are you wearing?
671 00:34:57 Oh, it's my uniform.
672 00:34:59 From the CHP.
673 00:35:01 Aren't you supposed to changeout of it after you get off work?
674 00:35:03 Yeah, you can. Most guys probably...
675 00:35:06 It was my first day, so I thought you'dprobably want to see what I look like.
676 00:35:10 In all brown?
677 00:35:12 It's great, Jon.
678 00:35:15 Um... I thought maybe it wouldremind you of your dad.
679 00:35:22 Oh, while I have you,
680 00:35:25 you used the patio last nightto cut through to the guest house.
681 00:35:28 Let's stick to the agreements, okay?Use the side entrance.
682 00:35:30 Can you do that?
683 00:35:32 Yeah. Sorry about that.
684 00:35:35 Hey, Jon!
685 00:35:36 Hey, Rick.
686 00:35:38 You working down at UPS now?
687 00:35:39 No, man, I'm a police officer.
688 00:35:52 Hell, yeah.
689 00:36:02 Hey, uh, can we get a to-go box?
690 00:36:04 It's for your shirt, bro,so you can eat it later.
691 00:36:09 - Classic Ponch-y.- Yeah.
692 00:36:11 Always deflecting!
693 00:36:12 Oh, deflecting.
694 00:36:14 Why don't you stop using that word?
695 00:36:16 Do you even know what the word means?
696 00:36:17 - Yeah.- Because I got a great example for you.
697 00:36:18 Okay, give me an example.
698 00:36:20 It's when a guy is super embarrassed abouttaking his third dump before 11:00 a.m.
699 00:36:24 So he makes fun of his partner's shirt.
700 00:36:26 Deflecting.
701 00:36:27 Okay, why are you countinghow many times I go to the bathroom?
702 00:36:29 - Hard to miss, man.- It's really pervy, man.
703 00:36:31 - Oh, it's pervy?- Yeah.
704 00:36:32 We're on and off these bikes every halfan hour, so you can go in there and unload.
705 00:36:36 - Drop it.- Admit it.
706 00:36:37 You have something going on intestinally
707 00:36:40 and you're too proud to stopat a Walgreen's or a CVS to deal with it.
708 00:36:45 Is it a chronic thing, or did you eatsomething dicey last night?
709 00:36:48 Just drop it!
710 00:36:49 Listen, okay... Don't pull away.I'm worried about you.
711 00:36:52 Is there any blood?
712 00:36:53 Fucking blood. Unbelievable.
713 00:36:56 We're going to talk about this.
714 00:37:04 Dude, I will run in and get yousome Imodium if you're ashamed, okay?
715 00:37:09 Take the olive branchand accept some help, okay?
716 00:37:13 Come on, Ponch!
717 00:37:16 Ponch, slow down.
718 00:37:18 You're not good enough to ride this fast.
719 00:37:20 I'd rather crash and die than talk to you.
720 00:37:22 You clearly have a health issue,like Crohn's or colitis.
721 00:37:25 I won't bring it up again.Just, please, slow down.
722 00:37:28 I don't have colitis, and there's othergoddamn reasons for going to the bathroom!
723 00:37:32 Yeah, but for 20 minutes?
724 00:37:34 Even a prostate thing would be like, uh...
725 00:37:38 Oh, my God!
726 00:37:42 Are you stroking yourself three timesa day in communal bathrooms?
727 00:37:47 Drop it! That's an order!
728 00:37:49 You're going to crash.
729 00:38:01 Code Four! We are a Code Four!
730 00:38:03 Kiddo. Mask up.
731 00:38:14 Clear!
732 00:38:22 He's got a gun!
733 00:38:25 Fuck!
734 00:38:27 God damn it! Where'd they come from?
735 00:38:35 Let's go, let's go!
736 00:38:41 Look, I'm sorry you crashed, man.I tried to warn you.
737 00:38:43 I don't wanna talk about it.
738 00:38:44 Okay.
739 00:38:46 Look, man, just, real quick,I wasn't trying to embarrass you.
740 00:38:49 We all have sex issues.I haven't slept with my wife in a year.
741 00:38:52 But when people haveoversexualized behavior like yours,
742 00:38:55 sometimes that's evidenceof past childhood trauma
743 00:38:57 and I just wanted youto feel safe talking to me.
744 00:38:59 There's been no trauma, okay?
745 00:39:01 And my goal in life isn't to feel safetalking to you.
746 00:39:05 What I do and how many times I do itin the bathroom, that's personal, okay?
747 00:39:09 That's my business. That's not our business.
748 00:39:12 - I'll stay out of it.- Okay, good.
749 00:39:14 But, if something did happen...
750 00:39:16 I just want you to hear me.It's not your fault.
751 00:39:18 - Nothing happened, bro.- It's not your fault.
752 00:39:20 Nothing happened.
753 00:39:21 - Are you positive?- I'm positive.
754 00:39:23 If anything,you should worry about your shit.
755 00:39:26 - My shit?- Yeah.
756 00:39:27 Oh, what's my shit, Ponch?
757 00:39:28 Well, Jon, if you haven't beenfucking your wife in over a year,
758 00:39:32 then somebody else has.
759 00:39:34 It's not even a question of "if,"it's a question of "who."
760 00:39:35 Who's been fucking your wife?
761 00:39:38 LA-15 to all units. 211.
762 00:39:40 Eastbound 101 on-ramp at Cahuenga.Armed suspects fleeing on motorcycles.
763 00:39:43 Oh, oh, oh, come on, come on.
764 00:39:44 It's three exits over. Come on, let's go!
765 00:39:46 I'm sorry, come on! Help me with the bike!
766 00:39:52 God damn it.
767 00:40:36 Jesus Christ!
768 00:40:39 All right, go around me. You won't make it.
769 00:40:41 Bullshit! I can ride.
770 00:40:43 You crashed eight minutes agoon flat pavement.
771 00:40:50 Jon and Ponch, what's your 20?
772 00:40:52 I'm northbound, through Elysian Park.
773 00:40:56 Whoa, whoa...
774 00:40:58 Ponch is southbound.
775 00:41:02 Change of plans. I'm going around.
776 00:41:05 This is 7-MARY-4,we're heading towards some kind of fair.
777 00:41:09 7-MARY-4, we're right behind you.
778 00:41:11 I'd just moved the stuffed animalscloser to the dunk tank,
779 00:41:13 but other than that,everything looks spectacular.
780 00:41:16 What the fuck?
781 00:41:18 Ah!
782 00:41:26 Ah! Ow!
783 00:41:28 Oh!
784 00:41:35 Oh, God.
785 00:41:36 Freeze! Get on the ground!
786 00:41:38 Cool it!
787 00:41:39 God damn it! Please!
788 00:41:41 Go! Go! Go!
789 00:41:47 Call 911!
790 00:41:48 Who are they gonna call? Different cops?
791 00:41:50 They're heading south on Stadium Way.
792 00:41:52 I'm on Stadium Way.
793 00:41:56 Where are you guys?
794 00:41:59 Stop!
795 00:42:00 I said "Stop"!
796 00:42:02 Stop, motherfuckers!
797 00:42:03 Great job!
798 00:42:05 I'm not gonna empty my weapon without cause.
799 00:42:07 If this was a public bathroom, you'd beshootin' your weapon all over the place.
800 00:42:11 EAGLE-6, the suspects areon Stadium Way, approaching Riverside.
801 00:42:19 Come on, you piece of shit!
802 00:42:21 - What's happening?- These bikes'll never catch those.
803 00:42:24 They're just walking away. Come on!
804 00:42:27 Those bikes must be going 150.
805 00:42:29 We're maxed at 130.
806 00:42:30 7-MARY-3 to EAGLE-6, what is your status?
807 00:42:35 EAGLE-6!
808 00:42:37 Wake up! What is your status?
809 00:42:39 7-MARY-3, shut the fuck up.
810 00:42:46 I don't see 'em.
811 00:42:47 - You got 'em?- Negative.
812 00:42:55 Shit, where'd they go? Jon, you got eyes?
813 00:42:57 No.
814 00:43:07 - Dude, do you see them?- No.
815 00:43:11 Yeah, well done, EAGLE-6.
816 00:43:14 Yeah, fantastic.
817 00:43:18 Ponch!
818 00:43:20 Ah!
819 00:43:28 Holy shit!
820 00:43:30 That was fucking close.
821 00:43:32 Hey...
822 00:43:34 Dude, I just want...
823 00:43:37 That's for kicking my knee.
824 00:43:40 Fucking hurt my feelings.
825 00:44:32 Fuck.
826 00:44:42 Hey, it's Jon. Leave me a message.
827 00:44:44 Hey, Jon. I said I'm sorry, man.Stop declining my calls.
828 00:44:48 All right, call me back, bud.
829 00:44:50 All right, y'all.
830 00:44:51 Gonna feel likewe living in Seattle tomorrow morning
831 00:44:54 as rains are expectedthroughout the Southland.
832 00:44:59 Mmm.
833 00:45:02 Mmm.
834 00:45:05 Ooh.
835 00:45:07 Fuck.
836 00:45:17 Oh, fuck.
837 00:45:20 Oh...
838 00:45:23 Fucking rain.
839 00:45:24 Shit.
840 00:45:28 Karen! Sweetheart!
841 00:45:31 Karen!
842 00:45:34 Karen!
843 00:45:36 Karen, can you come in hereand bring me my pills?
844 00:45:39 Is that Jon?
845 00:45:41 Probably.
846 00:45:42 Karen, can you help me?
847 00:45:44 Should we help him?
848 00:45:46 This is how he gets attention.
849 00:45:48 So, no.
850 00:45:50 Give me that mustache.
851 00:45:52 Mmm.
852 00:45:53 Shit.
853 00:46:08 Oh... Oh, oh...
854 00:46:11 Oh. Mmm.
855 00:46:13 Mmm, okay. Okay.
856 00:46:16 Okay. Okay.
857 00:46:21 Phone!
858 00:46:23 Okay, okay.
859 00:46:25 Okay.
860 00:46:27 My guy at the Bureausays there's a panel on him
861 00:46:30 and his name is Castillo, not Poncherello.
862 00:46:33 - Oh, shit, Baker's calling me.- Ignore it.
863 00:46:36 Yeah, dispatch.
864 00:46:38 Mmm.
865 00:46:40 Good morning. Uh, it's Officer Jon Baker,
866 00:46:44 and I was wondering if you could patchme through to Ava Perez.
867 00:46:46 It's an emergency.
868 00:46:49 So, let me get this straight.
869 00:46:51 You thought it was inappropriateto go on a motorcycle ride together
870 00:46:54 and now, I'm supposed tocome over to your bedroom,
871 00:46:56 help you from your bed into your bathtub
872 00:46:59 so you can pop some pills and loosen up?
873 00:47:01 Yes, ma'am.
874 00:47:02 And I'm guessing you're undressed.
875 00:47:05 I am not dressed. That is correct.
876 00:47:08 What do you think? 10, 15 minutes, maybe?
877 00:47:11 I will not be right over.
878 00:47:13 All right, have a good one.
879 00:47:14 Ava?
880 00:47:20 There was no record of an "LT"working at All Steel,
881 00:47:23 but I did get a hit on thatproperty search for TJ.
882 00:47:25 Turns out they filed an eviction noticeyesterday for an apartment he cosigned on.
883 00:47:29 Oh, nice.
884 00:47:30 Text me the address.
885 00:47:35 Buddy.
886 00:47:37 Oh, my God, dude. I can't tell youhow much I appreciate this.
887 00:47:40 I thought I was gonna have to call 911or something.
888 00:47:42 Don't worry about it. Do you need water?What do you need?
889 00:47:44 I don't need any water,but I gotta get into that bathtub soon.
890 00:47:48 If you could carry me over there.
891 00:47:49 Excuse me, what did you say?
892 00:47:51 I need to get into some warm water orI'm gonna be stuck on this floor all day.
893 00:47:55 So, carry me over thereand pop me in the tub.
894 00:47:56 Yeah, I can't do that.
895 00:47:57 What do you mean, you can't do that?
896 00:47:58 Physically, I can do that.
897 00:48:00 But I'm not gonna carry your naked assinto the tub. You got a curtain on, bro.
898 00:48:03 Are you kidding me?I saved your life yesterday.
899 00:48:05 Oh, my God!I knew you were gonna bring that up!
900 00:48:07 Of course I brought it up!
901 00:48:08 I saved your life, you won't even carry me!
902 00:48:10 I'll do anything else!
903 00:48:11 I'll clean this fucking pigsty,but I'm not gonna carry you.
904 00:48:14 You wouldn't be standing here!You can't lift me and take me to the tub?
905 00:48:16 You know what? I'll drag you there, butI'm not gonna cradle you like a newborn.
906 00:48:19 I'm not gonna do that.
907 00:48:21 - You're gonna drag me there?- Yeah.
908 00:48:22 Once you drag me there, you haveto lift me up into the tub anyway.
909 00:48:25 - So just grab me and get it over with.- Fine!
910 00:48:28 You're such a homophobe.
911 00:48:29 Stop calling me that!
912 00:48:30 - You won't even look at me!- You'd have to be gay
913 00:48:32 for me to be homophobic towards you!
914 00:48:34 You're using it incorrectlyand irresponsibly.
915 00:48:37 Argh! Ow!
916 00:48:38 God, you're fucking hurting me, man.
917 00:48:40 - Let's just get it over with!- You're making it worse!
918 00:48:42 I'm not gonna argue semantics with you.
919 00:48:44 - Oh!- Oh, my God, dude!
920 00:48:45 - Oh, no!- Grab the curtain! Go!
921 00:48:48 I'm trying! I can't feel floor!
922 00:48:58 Oh, God.
923 00:48:59 Oh, my God. Dude.
924 00:49:02 Oh, man.
925 00:49:03 I'm sorry, bro!
926 00:49:05 Did you break anything? You okay?
927 00:49:07 No, I don't think so.
928 00:49:08 Okay.
929 00:49:10 Oh, my gosh!
930 00:49:14 - Hey, man.- Yeah?
931 00:49:17 Did I feel you face-plantinto my pubic mound?
932 00:49:20 No! There was no contact whatsoever.
933 00:49:22 Are you sure? Because I could've swornI felt either your nose or your lips?
934 00:49:26 Nothing touched, bro. Nothing touched.
935 00:49:28 Oh...
936 00:49:34 There might have beena little bit of contact.
937 00:49:43 I fucking knew it! I felt it!
938 00:49:45 You face-planted my bag!
939 00:49:49 I think this is God's way ofgetting back to me
940 00:49:50 for all the shit that I saidabout your wife yesterday.
941 00:49:53 That was really shitty of me, man. I'm sorry.
942 00:49:55 It's all right.
943 00:49:56 Yeah, but still, if someone would havesaid that shit to me,
944 00:49:59 I wouldn't have risked my life tosave theirs 10 minutes later.
945 00:50:02 I mean, it's pretty unbelievable.
946 00:50:07 You know you're the second personto save my life?
947 00:50:10 Yeah? Who was the first?
948 00:50:11 My ex-partner.
949 00:50:14 Agent Glade.
950 00:50:16 Agent Glade?
951 00:50:17 What do you mean, Agent Glade?
952 00:50:21 I'm FBI.
953 00:50:23 - You're FBI?- Yup.
954 00:50:26 Are you working the armored car jobs?
955 00:50:28 Oh, I'm not working them. We're working them.
956 00:50:30 Oh, you were right about thathelicopter pilot that jumped.
957 00:50:33 He had a second home.
958 00:50:35 There's no way he could afford iton a cop's salary.
959 00:50:36 He had to have been dirty.
960 00:50:37 We gotta go check it out.
961 00:50:39 You get in this tub with me right now.
962 00:50:42 I'm gonna wash you from head to toe, Ponch-y.
963 00:50:45 - You need help?- Huh?
964 00:50:47 - Help?- No, I got it.
965 00:50:48 - You sure?- Yup.
966 00:50:50 Oh, shit!
967 00:50:53 Okay. I'm good.
968 00:50:55 - Oh, God!- Sorry.
969 00:50:57 - Come on!- Okay.
970 00:51:00 They moved all this stuff in on a Sunday,
971 00:51:02 but I don't think theyactually ever slept here.
972 00:51:04 They? Another woman?
973 00:51:07 No, it was a man. His partner.
974 00:51:10 You know.
975 00:51:11 - Oh, yeah.- Mmm-hmm. We dig.
976 00:51:13 Where's the workbench?
977 00:51:14 - Is there a garage?- Yeah. I'll show you.
978 00:51:17 Five dollars says there's a workbench.
979 00:51:19 Five dollars.
980 00:51:28 Gun safe. Workbench.
981 00:51:31 Five dollars.
982 00:51:32 Was his boyfriend on the lease?
983 00:51:36 Uh, yeah.
984 00:51:37 Barton. David Barton.
985 00:51:39 Oh, shit!
986 00:51:41 Who's David Barton?
987 00:51:43 That was the guard that was being held atgunpoint when TJ jumped, who's now MIA.
988 00:51:47 That's brutal.
989 00:51:48 His boyfriend was beingheld hostage by chance?
990 00:51:51 Not by chance. No way.
991 00:51:54 I'm sure they were all working together.
992 00:51:55 So they must have fucked over LT.
993 00:51:58 We need round two with TJ's wife.
994 00:51:59 See ya, buddy.
995 00:52:02 Jesus, dude, you eat more pills than Elvis.
996 00:52:07 Mmm.
997 00:52:10 Hey, I know you were joking back there,
998 00:52:13 but I want you to knowI don't abuse my medication.
999 00:52:16 Oh, I wasn't joking.
1000 00:52:18 How often do you shit?
1001 00:52:20 - How often do I shit?- Yeah.
1002 00:52:22 The normal amount.Like every two or three weeks.
1003 00:52:25 - That's a problem.- What?
1004 00:52:27 That is a problem.That's the first sign of opiate addiction.
1005 00:52:30 Why would I wanna shit more often?
1006 00:52:32 I mean,shitting is a total waste of man's time.
1007 00:52:35 But it's not. Shitting is so good.
1008 00:52:37 It's man's last refuge.
1009 00:52:40 I'm busy. Please, don't come back.
1010 00:52:41 No, no, no, Miss Jackson.
1011 00:52:45 We just want justice for TJ.Don't you want that?
1012 00:52:51 So, you were just tryingto keep TJ's pension?
1013 00:52:53 Somebody knew about TJ and Barton,and they were using that against him.
1014 00:52:57 We'll need your helpto see who that could be.
1015 00:52:59 I see you around this house again,I will be in your ass
1016 00:53:01 with a boot.
1017 00:53:03 - Motherfucker!- What are you doing?
1018 00:53:05 I told you to stay away from here!
1019 00:53:07 Ponch!
1020 00:53:12 Ah!
1021 00:53:17 My cats! My babies!
1022 00:53:20 Get out, now!
1023 00:53:26 Oh, God!
1024 00:53:28 Not the vases! No, no, no!
1025 00:53:30 You little shit!
1026 00:53:32 Get over here, you punk bitch!
1027 00:53:38 - Jon!- What are you doing?
1028 00:53:40 No, no, no. Put it back!
1029 00:53:45 He's out!
1030 00:53:49 What the hell?
1031 00:53:53 Oh, oh.
1032 00:53:54 I am so sorry.
1033 00:53:56 Uh, we had no choice.
1034 00:53:58 Except maybe that last one.
1035 00:54:01 That was a little excessive.
1036 00:54:04 Do you have a vacuum?
1037 00:54:06 All right. We're on the same team, man.
1038 00:54:07 Let's stop kicking each other's asses.
1039 00:54:09 I'm not gonna let anyone fuck withmy dead partner's widow.
1040 00:54:12 Who all knew about TJ and Barton?
1041 00:54:14 Listen, I didn't know about that shit untiljust now and we were partners eight years.
1042 00:54:17 The guy pointing the gun at Bartondamn well knew.
1043 00:54:19 - Was he friends with an "LT"?- Which one?
1044 00:54:23 There was more than one?
1045 00:54:24 There's more than one "LT"?
1046 00:54:26 You mean "lieutenant,"or someone actually named "LT"?
1047 00:54:31 LT. Lieutenant.
1048 00:54:33 It was right there the whole time.
1049 00:54:37 Those are all the activelieutenants at Central.
1050 00:54:38 Okay.
1051 00:54:39 Geek. Weirdo.
1052 00:54:41 Woman. No. Woman. No.
1053 00:54:44 Nerd.
1054 00:54:45 Oh-oh! Of course! Ray Kurtz!
1055 00:54:48 Look at this psycho. Come on.
1056 00:54:49 - Not a good guy, right?- Not a good guy.
1057 00:54:51 Never sent a Mother's Day card,fucking hates koala bears.
1058 00:54:54 - Boom! That's our guy.- That's the guy!
1059 00:54:56 I should go get us some new bikes.
1060 00:54:58 Fast ones like theirs.
1061 00:54:59 You're gonna get us new bikes?
1062 00:55:01 Not me personally. I can't afford them,but you got that fed money, right?
1063 00:55:04 I do have that fed money.
1064 00:55:07 Yeah.
1065 00:55:13 Come on!
1066 00:55:14 Perfecto, perfecto.
1067 00:55:15 - Look at those!- Let's get out of here, man.
1068 00:55:18 Huh? No, you gotta see the suits!I got us suits.
1069 00:55:21 - Suits?- You're gonna love this.
1070 00:55:34 - What were you guys saying?- Huh?
1071 00:55:35 What were you guys saying?
1072 00:55:37 Uh, they just said they liked the bikes.
1073 00:55:39 Oh, you guys built them, so, cool.
1074 00:55:52 Are you guys talking shit on me?
1075 00:55:54 - What are they saying?- No...
1076 00:55:55 I feel like, he was pointing at my dick
1077 00:55:57 and I heard "pequeño." I think is "tiny,"right? Or small, or something?
1078 00:56:00 Oh, no, he said that you look so buffthat you make the bikes look tiny.
1079 00:56:04 Strong man!
1080 00:56:06 But then he pointed at my crotch.
1081 00:56:08 Because that's where the bikes go.
1082 00:56:10 Oh...
1083 00:56:12 Of course, man! Well, thank you, dude.
1084 00:56:14 You're pretty ripped, too.
1085 00:56:19 - What'd he say?- He said, "You know what? Ride safe."
1086 00:56:23 Oh, cool, man. Thank you.
1087 00:56:25 All right. Let's do it.
1088 00:56:26 Man, I really like those guys.We should get a beer with them.
1089 00:56:29 Yeah, totally, man!I'm sure they would love it!
1090 00:56:32 Why are they on those?
1091 00:56:33 And why aren't they wearing shit brown?
1092 00:56:35 Yeah.
1093 00:56:38 Watch this.I'm gonna make him give up his whole crew.
1094 00:56:41 Wow!
1095 00:56:43 We heard this was your spot.
1096 00:56:44 Man, what is that? Four, four-fifty?
1097 00:56:47 That's "World's Strongest Man" shit.
1098 00:56:50 I think it's 350.
1099 00:56:52 You guys kinda caught me in the middle of it.
1100 00:56:54 Why don't you come back inan hour and a half or so, when I'm gone?
1101 00:56:57 No, right now is good. We'll just shadow you.
1102 00:57:01 Are you gonna lift this?You're gonna lift this.
1103 00:57:04 Whoa!
1104 00:57:05 Hey, how did you know about TJ?His wife didn't even know.
1105 00:57:09 I can't imagine anyonetrusting you with a secret.
1106 00:57:11 Not like that.
1107 00:57:12 Unless they were part of your crew.
1108 00:57:14 I can't imagine anyone trusting youwith their life. Oh...
1109 00:57:19 Wait, your partner.
1110 00:57:20 He did just before he got gunned downin front of you.
1111 00:57:24 Oh, so, you know something about me.I know something about you.
1112 00:57:27 In 24 years with the CHP, LT,you shot and killed five suspects.
1113 00:57:33 - Great job. Very thorough.- Very thorough.
1114 00:57:36 - You know what confuses me?- Hmm?
1115 00:57:39 That you have an Italian name, Poncherello.
1116 00:57:42 Mm-hmm?
1117 00:57:44 Why didn't they give you a Guatemalan name
1118 00:57:47 or Taiwanese, or whatever the fuck you are?
1119 00:57:49 Yeah, and you know what's confusing to me?
1120 00:57:51 That in your file, there's no mentionof you killing TJ, Brill, or Stevens.
1121 00:57:56 But I can put it in therebecause I don't mind paperwork.
1122 00:57:58 - He doesn't. He loves paperwork.- I don't really care.
1123 00:58:01 You think I'm Haitian or Cuban, from Miami?
1124 00:58:05 I'm law, motherfucker, the old kind.
1125 00:58:08 If you had something on me,we'd be in the box right now,
1126 00:58:11 but you got nothin'!
1127 00:58:14 So, why don't you fuck offand get a motorcycle lesson?
1128 00:58:21 God damn it.
1129 00:58:23 - What?- Shit!
1130 00:58:24 - You were great back there.- No, I wasn't.
1131 00:58:27 I loved that part when you were like, uh,"I don't mind doing paperwork."
1132 00:58:30 - Now you're making fun of me. Shut up!- That was tight. Seriously.
1133 00:58:33 You couldn't have knownhe was going to go all silverback.
1134 00:58:36 That was impressive.
1135 00:58:37 - Shut up, man.- He got scary.
1136 00:58:39 No, he's not that fucking cool.
1137 00:58:40 That guy's pretty fucking punk rock,that guy. I kinda like him.
1138 00:58:42 Dude, no. He's not that fucking cool.
1139 00:58:44 He was bench-pressing 450 pounds!
1140 00:58:46 - Oh, my God! That was 350 pounds!- No way!
1141 00:58:49 Would you stop? Would you table it?He's not gonna talk, okay?
1142 00:58:51 That's the main point.
1143 00:58:53 We gotta get one of his crew that will.
1144 00:58:55 We need to fucking focus right now...
1145 00:59:00 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1146 00:59:01 - Hey. Excuse me?- What?
1147 00:59:03 Are you kidding me right now?
1148 00:59:04 What's the problem?
1149 00:59:05 You just said we have to focus,and you're already bird-dogging ass?
1150 00:59:09 Ponch, this is a problem.
1151 00:59:11 I'm sorry, man.
1152 00:59:12 I'm kinda powerlesswhen it comes to yoga pants.
1153 00:59:14 - Okay.- Can you do me a favor?
1154 00:59:16 Yeah.
1155 00:59:17 Is there double-stitching on the sidewith a banana grundle?
1156 00:59:20 A banana grundle? What's a banana grundle?
1157 00:59:22 It's the fucking gusset, bro.It's the gusset.
1158 00:59:24 Okay, I'll look.I don't know these things, all right?
1159 00:59:28 Yeah, I guess. Banana grundle.
1160 00:59:31 Oh, my God. They're Lululemons.
1161 00:59:34 What? Lululemons?
1162 00:59:35 What are Lululemons?
1163 00:59:37 It's like wrapping on a woman's body,dude, that's what it is.
1164 00:59:39 - Here they come.- Act cool.
1165 00:59:41 - Hey!- Hey, superheroes.
1166 00:59:43 - Hey.- Hey, are you okay?
1167 00:59:45 Do you need to find a toilet?
1168 00:59:47 - Okay.- I think so.
1169 00:59:48 - You think you can ride with that?- I don't know.
1170 00:59:50 Let's you get out of this parking lot.You have a visible erection. Let's go.
1171 00:59:59 Oh, Dad.
1172 01:00:02 Can you just close it?
1173 01:00:04 Come on, get up. Get up, get up.
1174 01:00:07 Come on, get up.
1175 01:00:11 Can't spend all day and nightin bed in the dark.
1176 01:00:15 You oughta go to a gym or something,and get your endorphins pumping.
1177 01:00:18 Yes, sir.
1178 01:00:21 Come on. You gotta stay healthy for one week.
1179 01:00:24 One week, stay outta trouble.
1180 01:00:26 We'll be surfing, drinking Mai Tais.
1181 01:00:29 - Yeah?- Yeah.
1182 01:00:30 I'm gonna do it.
1183 01:00:32 Yeah, there's no point in me doing thiswithout you, you know?
1184 01:00:36 - Yeah?- Yeah.
1185 01:00:40 I love you, kiddo.
1186 01:00:42 I love you.
1187 01:00:48 Oh, shit.
1188 01:00:50 AMEX just called to verifya $48,000 charge. What the fuck?
1189 01:00:54 We needed new gear and new bikes.It's totally legit.
1190 01:00:57 Legit? You gotta put infor that kind of money!
1191 01:01:00 Are you crazy?
1192 01:01:01 It just seemed time-sensitive.
1193 01:01:03 Seemed?
1194 01:01:04 You got a break,or were you actively in pursuit?
1195 01:01:07 A break? No, we have the guy.
1196 01:01:10 Ray Kurtz, he's our man.
1197 01:01:11 Is he in custody?
1198 01:01:13 Uh, we don't have anythingsuper concrete yet.
1199 01:01:16 Are you joking?
1200 01:01:17 Allen's got a legitimate lead,and it didn't cost him a goddamn penny!
1201 01:01:20 What?
1202 01:01:21 He's walking around likehe's some goddamn genius!
1203 01:01:23 Allen doesn't have shit.
1204 01:01:24 He found out there weremarked bills in that 12.6
1205 01:01:27 and he tracked it to a drug house in Venice.
1206 01:01:30 Who's passing the bills?
1207 01:01:31 Guy on a motorcycle.
1208 01:01:32 Five bills on separate trips,all late morning.
1209 01:01:36 Okay, what's the address?
1210 01:01:37 No, no, no!
1211 01:01:40 They're already there.
1212 01:01:41 DEA cleared them, not you.
1213 01:01:44 You screw up a DEA operationon top of that 48K,
1214 01:01:47 your ass is gonna be back in Miami!
1215 01:01:48 Wait, Clay's there, and I'm not?
1216 01:01:50 You better stop working that Californiapussy and start working the case!
1217 01:01:56 Oh, good, you're early.
1218 01:01:58 I'm glad you're here. We gotta run.
1219 01:02:00 Hey, uh, who's that woman in there?
1220 01:02:03 Oh, she's still here?
1221 01:02:05 - Thanks for everything.- Oh, don't worry about it.
1222 01:02:07 - Call me.- Okay.
1223 01:02:23 I'm watching you.
1224 01:02:26 Oh...
1225 01:02:27 I wanna...
1226 01:02:31 Good job.
1227 01:02:34 You stayin' out here, bro?
1228 01:02:35 Yeah, for sure.
1229 01:02:45 - That's gotta be them.- What?
1230 01:02:48 That's gotta be them right there.
1231 01:02:49 What is that, some kind of special FBI app?
1232 01:02:52 It's "Find My iPhone."I have Clay's password.
1233 01:02:54 You don't have my password, do you?
1234 01:02:56 Yeah, I do. "The Baker, 1980."
1235 01:02:59 Yeah, that's it.
1236 01:03:01 - We just wait now?- Yeah.
1237 01:03:02 Hey, can I ask you something?
1238 01:03:05 - Yeah.- Okay.
1239 01:03:07 Look, we're becoming friends,and I don't wanna make you uncomfortable.
1240 01:03:09 But that girl that wasleaving your apartment...
1241 01:03:11 Yeah.
1242 01:03:12 I just hope that you're not preying on girlswith low self-esteem to feed your addiction.
1243 01:03:16 Low self-esteem? What?
1244 01:03:19 I mean, look... She was a,and I'm being generous here, a two...
1245 01:03:24 A two?
1246 01:03:25 She deserves more than a one-night stand.She seemed nice.
1247 01:03:28 Are you crazy? That girl's an eight!
1248 01:03:30 You think she's an eight?
1249 01:03:32 How are you judging them? By their hair?
1250 01:03:33 How straight their teeth are? Their skin?
1251 01:03:36 - I don't understand.- Yeah.
1252 01:03:37 That's really shallow, bro. Come on.
1253 01:03:40 What?
1254 01:03:42 Tina's really confident, man,and really sexy.
1255 01:03:46 I mean, that's sexy.
1256 01:03:47 She's a full-blown eight.
1257 01:03:50 I hope you're right, man.
1258 01:03:51 Real talk.
1259 01:03:53 She ate my butt.
1260 01:03:56 I'm sorry, she did what?
1261 01:03:57 She ate my butt.
1262 01:03:59 She ate your ass?
1263 01:04:02 - Yeah.- Did you eat hers?
1264 01:04:05 - Of course!- "Of course"?
1265 01:04:06 What are you talking about?
1266 01:04:07 - That's standard.- You think that's standard?
1267 01:04:09 - Absolutely.- To eat someone's ass?
1268 01:04:11 - You think that's standard?- Yes.
1269 01:04:13 That is not standard.
1270 01:04:14 You know what it is?You've been married for way too long.
1271 01:04:17 Everyone's eating everyone's ass now.
1272 01:04:20 There is no wayeverybody's eating everyone's ass.
1273 01:04:22 - Everyone's eating everyone's ass.- No, it's impossible!
1274 01:04:24 - Everyone is not.- They are.
1275 01:04:26 What about hygiene?
1276 01:04:27 Oh, easy.
1277 01:04:29 If you go to the bathroom, and you seesome baby wipes, green light.
1278 01:04:33 Okay, what if you don't see baby wipes?
1279 01:04:35 I still do it.
1280 01:04:37 Fuck it, right? I'm only here once, you know?
1281 01:04:40 Oh-oh, is that our guy?
1282 01:04:42 Listen, I gotta tell you something.I cannot shoot. I can't aim.
1283 01:04:45 - Are you serious?- Yes, I'm serious.
1284 01:04:47 Okay, don't shoot.I do all the shooting, okay?
1285 01:04:48 Okay, I'll corral them to you.
1286 01:04:53 Okay, here we go.
1287 01:04:56 I'm gonna post up on the corner.
1288 01:04:59 Just let me know as soon as he's rolling.
1289 01:05:01 Copy that.
1290 01:05:11 Oh, this is gonna smell bad.
1291 01:05:25 Oh, fuck.
1292 01:05:30 Oh, whoa!
1293 01:05:32 Oh! Oh, my God!
1294 01:05:41 Get down. Get down!
1295 01:05:43 Jon, get 'em!
1296 01:05:45 Oh, shit!
1297 01:05:49 Go, go, go!
1298 01:05:51 Castillo's inside. Get down here.
1299 01:05:57 Shit!
1300 01:05:58 Oh, no!
1301 01:06:04 I'm so sorry.
1302 01:06:06 That was like being inside of a corpse.
1303 01:06:14 This is 7-MARY-3 and 4. We're southboundon Lincoln Boulevard and Rose.
1304 01:06:18 In pursuit of red Ducati Hypermotard.
1305 01:06:44 Fuck that.
1306 01:06:51 Out of the way!
1307 01:06:53 Police! Get out of the way.
1308 01:06:55 Oh...
1309 01:07:18 Ponch, what's your 20?
1310 01:07:19 I'm somewhere in the parking structure.
1311 01:07:22 Fuck, shit.
1312 01:07:23 Over and out!
1313 01:07:25 Shit.
1314 01:07:39 Freeze!
1315 01:07:46 Damn it!
1316 01:07:59 Hey, why is he chasing you?
1317 01:08:00 It went sideways.
1318 01:08:08 Hey, where'd they go?
1319 01:08:09 West!
1320 01:08:10 Towards the ocean!
1321 01:08:27 You can't ride motorcycles on the beach!
1322 01:08:36 What's on the other side of these dunes?
1323 01:08:40 Well, the beach ends,and then it's Ballona Creek.
1324 01:08:42 What do you mean, it ends?
1325 01:08:44 Holy shit!
1326 01:08:46 Holy shit!
1327 01:08:53 Ponch, we're exiting the LA river.
1328 01:08:55 I'm on it.
1329 01:09:05 - Where are you, buddy?- East.
1330 01:09:07 Riding east, over the 4th Street bridge!
1331 01:09:09 Let's get those legs. Get the front.
1332 01:09:11 Hey, the bridge is closed!
1333 01:09:14 Set up a road blockon both sides and box them in.
1334 01:09:17 Okay, drive down 6th Street! Right here.
1335 01:09:19 Get out of the way!
1336 01:09:26 What was that?
1337 01:09:27 It was paparazzi! It's fine!
1338 01:09:29 Go, go, go!
1339 01:09:33 Fucking assholes!
1340 01:09:38 LT, it's getting fucked.
1341 01:09:39 Stay in character.
1342 01:09:43 I'll make a hole!
1343 01:09:44 Roger.
1344 01:09:52 - What's going on?- Training exercise.
1345 01:09:54 Cop to cop, what is it?
1346 01:09:56 Oh, my God. You are a cop. Look at that.
1347 01:09:59 That's so cute.
1348 01:10:15 Ooh!
1349 01:10:17 Oh, shit.
1350 01:10:20 Oh, shit, he's fucking dead.
1351 01:10:36 Jon!
1352 01:10:40 Jon!
1353 01:10:42 Jon!
1354 01:10:51 Shit!
1355 01:11:12 Oh, God. Jon!
1356 01:11:15 Hey, Jon. Oh, fuck.
1357 01:11:21 Come on, buddy.
1358 01:11:23 EAGLE-6 to 7-MARY-3,which way did the black truck go?
1359 01:11:26 No, no, forget that.
1360 01:11:28 Land the bird!
1361 01:11:30 Jon needs to be airlifted.
1362 01:11:32 What's the call?
1363 01:11:34 We're setting it down.
1364 01:11:43 Come on, stay with us, buddy.
1365 01:11:44 Stay with us, Jon.
1366 01:11:47 Come on!
1367 01:12:02 Oh...
1368 01:12:08 Dr. Louis, extension 3426.
1369 01:12:11 Jesus, booked the whole damn floor.
1370 01:12:18 - Hey.- Hey.
1371 01:12:20 - Looking for Jon?- Yeah.
1372 01:12:22 Oh, he's just in there.
1373 01:12:24 Oh, cool. How are you doing?
1374 01:12:25 Oh, body's a little sore,
1375 01:12:28 but I'm okay.
1376 01:12:29 They just discharged me.
1377 01:12:30 Oh, good.
1378 01:12:32 Yeah, I was kind of scaredwhen I saw your car frisbee like that.
1379 01:12:34 But, I'm glad you're all right.
1380 01:12:36 Me, too.
1381 01:12:40 Jon's in...
1382 01:12:41 Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, cool.
1383 01:12:43 Text me when you get home?
1384 01:12:45 I will.
1385 01:12:47 - See you in a bit.- Mmm-hmm.
1386 01:12:58 Text me.
1387 01:13:07 Dr. Tanaka to OR-3.
1388 01:13:13 Hi, it's Karen from SwimTech.
1389 01:13:15 Leave me a message.
1390 01:13:17 Hey, Karen, this is, uh, Ponch,Jon's partner.
1391 01:13:20 I'm with Jon at the LA Memorial.
1392 01:13:22 Uh, you should get here as quick as possible.
1393 01:13:27 He's in bad shape.
1394 01:13:43 Mmm.
1395 01:13:50 How are you feeling?
1396 01:13:59 You sure?
1397 01:14:01 How's your body?
1398 01:14:08 Don't lie.
1399 01:14:15 Yes.
1400 01:14:17 Photographic evidence?
1401 01:14:23 Fuck, yeah.
1402 01:14:31 Oh, shit.
1403 01:14:38 Ooh, Nice toes.
1404 01:14:40 Wait, slow down. Slower, slower.
1405 01:14:45 Oh, fuck.
1406 01:14:47 Just a little bit.
1407 01:14:50 Oh, wow.
1408 01:14:52 I didn't know you had those.
1409 01:14:55 Wow, those look huge.
1410 01:14:57 Those look big tonight. Wait.
1411 01:15:01 No.
1412 01:15:03 They always look this huge,
1413 01:15:05 - Officer Pantera.- Oh! Oh!
1414 01:15:07 - Oh! Oh!- What was that sexy scream?
1415 01:15:10 Oh! Oh! Oh!
1416 01:15:11 Oh! Oh, no.
1417 01:15:12 Someone prematurely ejaculated.
1418 01:15:15 Fuck!
1419 01:15:17 Fuck!
1420 01:15:33 - Can you manage?- Got it.
1421 01:15:35 Last one.
1422 01:15:36 So, what's the plan now, babe?
1423 01:15:38 The second Brian gets out of the hospital,
1424 01:15:39 you, Cooper, and Hansen,you head up to Big Bear.
1425 01:15:43 You wait for the Brunei flight.You get the painting and get out of there.
1426 01:15:46 And until then?
1427 01:15:47 Business as usual. They only know me.
1428 01:15:52 Ray, I'm really sorry about, um...
1429 01:15:56 Do you want to talk about him?
1430 01:15:58 No, I do not.
1431 01:16:02 Maybe afterI take care of your little boyfriend.
1432 01:16:09 So, he brings in a goat and a donkey...
1433 01:16:15 I'm gonna kill you.
1434 01:16:17 When I am healed,I am gonna physically destroy you.
1435 01:16:21 Get the fuck out of my room.Call Peterson. He's looking for you.
1436 01:16:23 My phone's broken. I can't.
1437 01:16:25 You torpedo the entire case,and you broke your phone.
1438 01:16:29 I didn't torpedo it. We havea suspect's head. That's a victory.
1439 01:16:31 Three officers and two agentsare hospitalized,
1440 01:16:33 all for a severed head nobody can ID.That's a victory to you?
1441 01:16:37 Listen, I'm sorry that I shot you again.I'm sorry.
1442 01:16:40 Get on the bed! Get on the bed!
1443 01:16:42 You ever beenin a scissor hold, motherfucker?
1444 01:16:44 Huh?
1445 01:16:46 There he is.
1446 01:16:47 - Hey.- Hey.
1447 01:16:49 Where's your breathing tube?
1448 01:16:51 That was a really sexy look for you.
1449 01:16:53 I also have a catheter in
1450 01:16:55 and I didn't wanna be too sexy for the staff.
1451 01:16:58 Mmm-hmm, yeah. Tone it down a little bit.
1452 01:17:00 Are you posted here?
1453 01:17:01 I came to see you, dummy,
1454 01:17:03 and just wanted to bragabout saving your life.
1455 01:17:06 You saved my life?
1456 01:17:08 I gave you CPRand I breathed life back into you.
1457 01:17:11 So, when I went out cold,
1458 01:17:13 you ran in and tried to kiss me?
1459 01:17:15 And you said it was CPR?
1460 01:17:18 Not quite! Um...
1461 01:17:20 That's a little gross becauseyou kind of remind me of my dad.
1462 01:17:23 Wait, your dad was a cop?
1463 01:17:24 God, no.
1464 01:17:26 He was just a fuck-up, kind of like you.
1465 01:17:28 Mmm. So flattering.
1466 01:17:31 I was wondering, when you get discharged,
1467 01:17:34 if you wanted to, um,
1468 01:17:37 take a ride back home with me?
1469 01:17:40 I'm available.
1470 01:17:44 I already left my wife a message, andI'm pretty sure she's gonna pick me up.
1471 01:17:48 Is this the same wifethat hasn't been here once?
1472 01:17:50 You haven't met her.
1473 01:17:53 I'd appreciate it if you didn't bag on her.
1474 01:17:57 Yeah.
1475 01:17:59 I'll see you around.
1476 01:18:05 Fuck.
1477 01:18:19 Pull a fucking gun on me?
1478 01:18:21 - I didn't know it was you!- You're not gonna answer your phone?
1479 01:18:23 You're gonna make me fly to fucking LAto talk to you?
1480 01:18:26 My phone was broken.I was trying to activate it...
1481 01:18:28 I told you to stay away from that drug house.
1482 01:18:31 You gotta stop shooting Allen!
1483 01:18:32 I didn't do it on purpose!It was an accident.
1484 01:18:34 I was trying to shoot Ray Kurtz.
1485 01:18:36 Well, you missed, and he's gone.
1486 01:18:38 You fucked up this whole case
1487 01:18:40 and when I called your captainto find out where you were,
1488 01:18:43 she told me she hadn't heard from you
1489 01:18:44 since you initiated a sexual exchangewith her at 1:00 a.m.
1490 01:18:47 That was my bad. That was on me.
1491 01:18:49 - That was an accident.- You fucking pervert!
1492 01:18:52 Just goddamn nasty!
1493 01:18:55 I was trying to textwith this girl, Lindsey...
1494 01:18:56 You're fired!
1495 01:18:58 You're on the 11:00 a.m. back to Miamiand guess what, I'm keeping your gun.
1496 01:19:02 Can we just go with a warning,instead of a full-fledged fire?
1497 01:19:05 If you had been doing your job
1498 01:19:06 instead of looking at all this juicy,LA booty they got out here,
1499 01:19:09 things wouldn't be so bad.
1500 01:19:16 Hands down, the best app for meeting girls.
1501 01:19:18 I just keep swiping until I meet one.
1502 01:19:20 - No kidding?- Yeah.
1503 01:19:21 Now, when you get intimate with these gals,
1504 01:19:25 is oral expected?
1505 01:19:27 Like, with the butt?
1506 01:19:31 Oh, yeah. That's standard, boss.
1507 01:19:33 - That's standard?- Yes, sir.
1508 01:19:34 Wow, things have changed!
1509 01:19:37 - Hey, it was great meeting you.- Hey, you too.
1510 01:19:39 You have a good one. Be safe out there.
1511 01:19:41 Yeah, enjoy that app, right? Wow.
1512 01:19:48 Hi, it's Karen from SwimTech.Leave me a message.
1513 01:19:54 Oh!
1514 01:19:55 - Hey!- Oh, Ponch!
1515 01:19:57 Man, am I happy to see you!
1516 01:20:00 I'm sorry about this.
1517 01:20:01 I just got my phone working.I got all your messages.
1518 01:20:04 Dude, I'm so happy you're here.
1519 01:20:05 - Good to see you, buddy.- Thank you for coming.
1520 01:20:07 I'm really sorry, man.
1521 01:20:09 I would've been here when you woke up,but I was buying a new phone.
1522 01:20:12 No, man, it's good. I'm all good.
1523 01:20:14 What do you mean, you're good?You got hit by a truck.
1524 01:20:17 Yeah,
1525 01:20:18 but my titanium humerus took most of the hit.
1526 01:20:20 It was only a five.
1527 01:20:22 Five out of what?
1528 01:20:24 Out of ten.
1529 01:20:25 - Then what's a 10?- Scrotal tear, which I've had.
1530 01:20:29 Nuts unravel down your leg. It's gruesome.
1531 01:20:34 - What?- I know.
1532 01:20:36 - You sexted with Captain Lindel?- I did.
1533 01:20:38 Ponch-y, she's a senior! That's pathological.
1534 01:20:41 She's old. She's up there.
1535 01:20:42 How was her body? What did that look like?
1536 01:20:43 I mean, it was tight.
1537 01:20:46 - It was tight?- She's confident, you know?
1538 01:20:48 That's sexy. That's really sexy.
1539 01:20:49 Whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this?
1540 01:20:51 Put that, uh, right in the living room.
1541 01:20:53 - Whoa, whoa.- Thank you so much.
1542 01:20:55 - Excuse me, hey.- Hey.
1543 01:20:57 What are you doing?
1544 01:20:58 We're moving in. Are you my neighbor?I'm Amy.
1545 01:21:01 You're moving into my house, though.
1546 01:21:03 So, no, I'm not your neighbor.This is my house.
1547 01:21:05 No, this was Karen and Rick's house,and now it's my house because I bought it.
1548 01:21:16 What's wrong, not enough chili?
1549 01:21:19 No, I'm just not very hungry.
1550 01:21:24 Dude, I know you love Karen,but can I just say one thing about her?
1551 01:21:29 Yeah.
1552 01:21:31 Dude, she's an asshole.
1553 01:21:33 Okay.
1554 01:21:34 She's a dick.
1555 01:21:36 Like, end of story.
1556 01:21:38 I actually figured outwhy you're so hell-bent on keeping her.
1557 01:21:42 Yeah?
1558 01:21:43 She's the only thing leftof your glory days. You know?
1559 01:21:49 Like, the money's gone. Fans are gone.Now, the house.
1560 01:21:52 She's like that last bit of proofthat it even happened
1561 01:21:56 and I think you're afraidthat if you lose her,
1562 01:21:59 you've officially lost it all.
1563 01:22:05 Wow.
1564 01:22:08 For a guy who won't say the word "closure,"
1565 01:22:11 that was a pretty profound observation.
1566 01:22:15 - Yeah.- Goddamn you, Ponch-y.
1567 01:22:18 I'm tired now.
1568 01:22:20 I wish you would've told me thisfive years ago.
1569 01:22:24 Mmm, that is career-ending.
1570 01:22:27 You know what sucks?
1571 01:22:28 This is our only lead,and there's no way to track this guy.
1572 01:22:30 There's no dental records.He's never been finger-printed.
1573 01:22:32 Oh, my God! This is Reed Junior!
1574 01:22:35 - Who?- Reed Junior!
1575 01:22:36 I used to compete against him.
1576 01:22:38 - Reed Junior?- That's Grieves' cousin!
1577 01:22:40 Grieves?
1578 01:22:41 The dude I touched dicks within the locker room.
1579 01:22:44 Remember? And he was talkingabout his cousin.
1580 01:22:46 What's his full name?
1581 01:22:47 I don't know. He competed as Reed Junior.
1582 01:22:48 Type in "Reed Junior."
1583 01:22:52 Ray Kurtz, dude! That's Ray's son!
1584 01:22:54 - Oh, my God!- That's Ray's son!
1585 01:22:58 No, we go! We leave.
1586 01:22:59 We go? Okay.
1587 01:23:01 Holy shit!
1588 01:23:39 Slow down.
1589 01:23:41 Captain Lindel.
1590 01:23:46 Oh, my God.
1591 01:23:47 What took you so long?
1592 01:23:50 No!
1593 01:23:51 - No, this is not what it's about.- Oh.
1594 01:23:55 I was gonna say the head in the helmet,that's Ray's son
1595 01:23:57 and Brian Grieves is his nephew,who's in the hospital.
1596 01:24:00 And we need to send people overto get him in custody ASAP.
1597 01:24:02 Also, I need a gun,
1598 01:24:03 and I need to be sworn in as an officerof the California Highway Patrol.
1599 01:24:06 But you're an FBI agent?
1600 01:24:07 I know, but I was fired. Your honestywas largely to blame for that.
1601 01:24:12 I'm sorry. I was feeling a little abandoned.
1602 01:24:14 I get it. But can you swear me in?
1603 01:24:16 I'll swear you in if you sexy scream.
1604 01:24:18 No, just swear me in, please.
1605 01:24:20 - Please?- You know the oath?
1606 01:24:28 When we get to the hospital,we do all the questioning, okay?
1607 01:24:30 Yeah. Okay.
1608 01:24:34 "Come now, just you and your partner."
1609 01:24:37 What's that?
1610 01:24:38 Look at this.
1611 01:24:41 Are you sexting with Karen?
1612 01:24:42 No, you idiot! She's handcuffed to a pole.
1613 01:24:44 She's being held hostage.
1614 01:24:46 Oh, my God.
1615 01:24:47 Okay. He dropped a pin.That's where she's at.
1616 01:24:49 That's across the street fromthe Devil's Punchbowl.
1617 01:24:51 We gotta take the bikes.
1618 01:24:52 Wait! Let's just think about this.
1619 01:24:54 Why are we gonna risk our lifeto save your dirtbag ex-wife's?
1620 01:24:57 She stole your house.
1621 01:24:58 You kicked my weak knee,
1622 01:25:00 said my wife was fucking someone else,and I still saved your life.
1623 01:25:02 You save someone when you can, Ponch.
1624 01:25:03 That's what a person does, especially anofficer of the law who just took the oath.
1625 01:25:08 You can't even ride.
1626 01:25:09 Listen, I've done back flipswith worse injuries than this.
1627 01:25:11 We're gonna need backup.
1628 01:25:13 Clearly, he blames us for Reed.
1629 01:25:15 We don't know who in this departmentis in on this.
1630 01:25:17 - I trust you, and you trust me.- That's true.
1631 01:25:19 We're like Jay-Z and Beyoncé.We're fucking ride or die.
1632 01:25:29 Shit.
1633 01:25:30 Where's Officer Grieves?
1634 01:25:32 He was discharged an hour ago.
1635 01:25:34 Well, did someone pick him up?
1636 01:25:36 A police officer, female, super pretty.
1637 01:25:42 Plane leaves at Thursday at 3:00 p.m.
1638 01:25:45 out of Global Air in Van Nuys.
1639 01:25:48 There'll be a week's worth of provisionsin the cabin.
1640 01:25:53 When should we expect you?
1641 01:25:55 You should not.
1642 01:26:03 All right, spoke with the nurse,
1643 01:26:05 says that he left with a super prettyCHP officer.
1644 01:26:12 So, it has to be Lindsey.
1645 01:26:15 Yeah.
1646 01:26:17 She's radio silent right now,but GPS has her car
1647 01:26:20 12 miles east of Palmdale.Let's do it, folks.
1648 01:26:35 That is some cold shit, man,riding the dead son's bike.
1649 01:26:38 You kidnap my wife,I ride your dead son's bike.
1650 01:26:42 Fuck him.
1651 01:27:00 How the fuck is that thing gaining on us?
1652 01:27:03 He's a fucking warlock, man!
1653 01:27:06 Fuck!
1654 01:27:11 Whoa!
1655 01:27:19 Hey, what are you doing?
1656 01:27:21 I can't do it.I can't leave my uncle by himself.
1657 01:27:23 He told us to hide out in the cabin.He was very clear.
1658 01:27:25 You're free to do that, all right,but you're dropping me off first.
1659 01:27:33 There's the Devil's Punchbowl.It's gotta be on the right.
1660 01:27:36 Here!
1661 01:27:51 - What are you doing?- Looking for a chink in the armor.
1662 01:28:02 Oh, bingo!
1663 01:28:06 No, don't hit that! I can't jump!
1664 01:28:08 You can do it.
1665 01:28:10 You don't even know what's on the other side!
1666 01:28:12 I know it's better than what's on this side.
1667 01:28:27 Come on, Ponch! You can do it!
1668 01:28:28 Just do it, man! Just hit it!
1669 01:28:31 Just full-throttle hit it!You gotta do it, just come over!
1670 01:28:35 Come on over, okay?
1671 01:28:36 You got this! You can make it!
1672 01:28:38 I didn't make it!
1673 01:28:42 Dude! You okay?
1674 01:28:45 - Damn it! Fuck!- You okay?
1675 01:28:47 This way. Come on, she's over here.
1676 01:28:51 Okay, we're here. It's okay.
1677 01:28:53 Jon! Oh, thank God!
1678 01:28:55 I knew you'd come. Oh, thank God.
1679 01:29:03 Oh, I need your gun.
1680 01:29:05 I'm so happy to see you.
1681 01:29:06 Dude, enough with the gratitude, okay?Let's go!
1682 01:29:18 Let's go.
1683 01:29:19 Get in!
1684 01:29:23 Ah!
1685 01:29:24 - What?- Oh, my fingers!
1686 01:29:25 - Oh, my God!- He shot my fingers off.
1687 01:29:28 It's not superficial! Look!
1688 01:29:30 It's okay. They can reattach them.
1689 01:29:31 They can reattach them! It's fine.
1690 01:29:33 No, they're gone, dude!
1691 01:29:35 Hold on. Let me see if I can see them.
1692 01:29:37 Okay.
1693 01:29:39 I see them.
1694 01:29:40 Go get them.
1695 01:29:41 Okay, I'm going in.
1696 01:29:50 Oh, shit! Damn it!
1697 01:29:52 Here, put them in your pocket. There you go.
1698 01:29:54 There's only two of them!
1699 01:29:56 - Huh?- There's only two!
1700 01:29:57 You're gonna have to make do! Two is enough!
1701 01:29:59 No! I want my fucking pinky!
1702 01:30:18 They're coming at us! Go, go, go!
1703 01:30:31 Go, go, go!
1704 01:30:39 Ah! Jon!
1705 01:30:40 Get up, you fucking rat! Get up!
1706 01:30:48 Eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
1707 01:30:51 A fucking head for a head!
1708 01:30:54 Cover me!
1709 01:31:15 That was my son!
1710 01:31:45 Oh, I'm sorry.
1711 01:31:49 Get up!
1712 01:31:50 Are you okay?
1713 01:31:51 Yeah. Take my gun.
1714 01:31:53 No. You're a better shot than me.
1715 01:31:54 How am I supposed to do it?
1716 01:31:56 Like Jimi Hendrix-style,with my fucking teeth? Take it!
1717 01:31:58 Man up, Jon!
1718 01:31:59 Yeah, okay. I'll do it.
1719 01:32:01 Oh, shit.
1720 01:32:05 What?
1721 01:32:07 Jesus, Jon!
1722 01:32:09 Just hit him, Jon!
1723 01:32:11 Okay, you're hitting 10° to the right.You gotta aim 10° to the left, okay? Go!
1724 01:32:14 Okay.
1725 01:32:19 - Are you aimed 10° to the left?- Yeah, but...
1726 01:32:23 Fire!
1727 01:32:30 Ah!
1728 01:32:33 Dude, that was 10°.
1729 01:32:35 No, it wasn't! That was more like 20°.
1730 01:32:38 Dude, you think he's in one piece?
1731 01:32:41 Come on!
1732 01:32:44 Stay down!
1733 01:32:46 Give me your fucking arm! Stay down!
1734 01:32:52 What's your plan? The doors are all shut.
1735 01:32:54 Where we're going, we don't need doors.
1736 01:33:06 Is this the same holeyou crashed into earlier?
1737 01:33:10 I think it is.
1738 01:33:14 Watch out! Jesus!
1739 01:33:24 He's up!
1740 01:33:25 God damn it.
1741 01:33:27 Go, go, go! He's getting away!
1742 01:33:30 Put your hands behind your back.
1743 01:33:32 Oh!
1744 01:33:33 Now!
1745 01:33:34 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You didn't see that coming.
1746 01:33:37 Hot and helpful! See, it's not either or.
1747 01:33:39 Hey, Ray. How do those cuffs feel?
1748 01:33:42 Repeat the question.
1749 01:33:44 Go ahead!
1750 01:33:47 You're with this piece of shit?
1751 01:33:49 Shut up!
1752 01:33:52 Let me get this straight.
1753 01:33:53 You knew that I killedthree of my co-workers,
1754 01:33:55 but you thought it was okay to kill my son?
1755 01:33:59 Uh-uh, uh-uh.
1756 01:34:01 No. Your beef's with the steel cable, not us.
1757 01:34:03 We were just chasing him.
1758 01:34:05 You weren't as good as Reed.
1759 01:34:10 My son should be here with me right now.
1760 01:34:13 Not you.
1761 01:34:16 No!
1762 01:34:26 - Whoa!- What the... Oh, my God, dude!
1763 01:34:29 Oh, my God. Dude, that's a ricochet.
1764 01:34:37 Whoa!
1765 01:34:39 Stay down, gorgeous asshole!
1766 01:34:42 Dude, your arm is straight up titanium,like a Terminator's arm!
1767 01:34:46 Yeah. I told you.
1768 01:34:47 Oh, whoa. Do you feel this?
1769 01:34:50 Uh, yeah, a little bit.Like a two out of ten.
1770 01:34:53 - Whoa.- Get off of me!
1771 01:34:55 You feel this?
1772 01:34:56 - Ah! Oh!- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
1773 01:34:59 God, don't touch my nubs!
1774 01:35:01 I won't. Help me up.
1775 01:35:03 Come on.
1776 01:35:07 Dude, we gotta find an ambulance.
1777 01:35:09 - What?- Oh! We gotta get your pinky!
1778 01:35:12 - Oh, duh! Thanks.- Yeah, it's over here.
1779 01:35:16 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop!
1780 01:35:18 Back up, you're on Ponch's pinky!
1781 01:35:25 I saw a look on your face tonight I haven'tseen in years, not since you competed.
1782 01:35:29 I can tell you really like this thing,being a cop.
1783 01:35:32 Yeah, I really do,maybe even more than riding.
1784 01:35:37 Do you want me to ridein the ambulance with you?
1785 01:35:40 No, I'm good. You're kind of a dick.
1786 01:35:42 I'm gonna ride with Ponch.
1787 01:35:44 Take care, Karen.
1788 01:35:48 Hey, you all right?
1789 01:35:50 Yeah, are you okay?You tackled her like crazy.
1790 01:35:53 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm a fucking beast.
1791 01:35:55 Hey, do you wanna ride with us?
1792 01:35:57 It depends. Are you gonna put out?
1793 01:35:59 Yeah, ass, cash, or grass. I know the rules.
1794 01:36:07 Hey, that's looking really awful.
1795 01:36:11 You want some morphine?
1796 01:36:13 That'd be nice.
1797 01:36:16 Um, excuse me, Ava?
1798 01:36:18 Uh, yes, Jon?
1799 01:36:19 I'm really sorry
1800 01:36:21 I didn't take that ride home with youfrom the hospital.
1801 01:36:24 That was just a very stupid decision.
1802 01:36:26 Hmm.
1803 01:36:28 I'm sorry I said mean things about your wife.
1804 01:36:31 Even if she is a piece of shit,it's just not nice.
1805 01:36:34 - It's okay.- Thank you.
1806 01:36:36 You look a little short of breath.
1807 01:36:38 Do you need some CPR?
1808 01:36:40 - So bad. Really bad.- Yeah?
1809 01:36:55 Oh, oof.
1810 01:36:57 Aye.
1811 01:36:58 I'm so proud of this guy.
1812 01:37:01 - Get it, Jon. Get it.- Oof.
1813 01:37:06 Oh...
1814 01:37:08 We should be good though.
1815 01:37:09 Yeah. Be classy.
1816 01:37:11 Always classy.
1817 01:37:13 - Let them do their thing.- Yeah.
1818 01:37:15 - Hey, um... Hey, Ponch?- Mm-hmm?
1819 01:37:17 Could you maybe speak in Spanish,so I don't understand what you're saying?
1820 01:37:20 - No problem.- Thanks, boss.
1821 01:37:35 I speak Spanish, pervs.
1822 01:37:44 Yes, sir?
1823 01:37:45 Hey, how'd you like to come back to Miami?
1824 01:37:47 I wanna give you your job back.
1825 01:37:49 Yeah, I appreciate that,but I actually love it out here.
1826 01:37:52 California love!
1827 01:38:04 California knows how to party
1828 01:38:10 California
1829 01:38:12 Knows how to party
1830 01:38:15 In the city of LA
1831 01:38:21 In the city of good ol' Watts
1832 01:38:26 In the city, the city of Compton
1833 01:38:31 Keep it rocking
1834 01:38:34 Keep it rocking
1835 01:38:36 Now let me welcome everybodyto the wild, wild west