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1 00:00:57 Dreamworks Animation presents...
2 00:01:00 In association with...
3 00:01:03 Tree House Comix, Inc.!
4 00:01:05 Inc., Inc., Inc.
5 00:01:08 All right, okay. So.
6 00:01:10 A long, long,hang, tong time ago...
7 00:01:13 in a galaxy far, faraway...
8 00:01:15 there was a planet calledUnderpantyworld.
9 00:01:18 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
10 00:01:20 Okay, go.
11 00:01:21 That's perfect.That's perfect. Okay.
12 00:01:23 Underpantyworld wasa peaceful planet
13 00:01:25 where everybody woreonly underwear.
14 00:01:28 Until it started to blow upfor some reason.
15 00:01:30 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.Da-da.
16 00:01:32 Meanwhile, the leadersof Underpantyworld...
17 00:01:34 Big Daddy Longiohns and hiswife, Princess Pantyhose...
18 00:01:37 saved their baby
19 00:01:38 by stretching his underwearreally far...
20 00:01:40 and thenthey shot him into space.
21 00:01:42 Godspeed, little Underpants.
22 00:01:44 Wheel
23 00:01:46 Wheel
24 00:01:47 And then he crashed on Earth,
25 00:01:49 where he was raisedby some nice...
26 00:01:51 Dolphins?
27 00:01:52 Yeah, dolphins.Just go with it.
28 00:01:54 Okay, fine.
29 00:01:55 Goo-goo, gah-gah.
30 00:01:57 Tra-la-la-la-la-Ia.
31 00:02:01 But the space baby grew up fast.
32 00:02:05 Look! Up in the sky!
33 00:02:07 It's a bird!It's a plane!
34 00:02:08 It's an egg salad sandwich.
35 00:02:11 And guess what? I'm rotten.
36 00:02:15 Faster thana speeding waistband.
37 00:02:17 More powerful
38 00:02:19 - than boxer shorts.- Yay!
39 00:02:21 You'll never catch me,Captain Underpants.
40 00:02:23 Owie.
41 00:02:25 Able to leap tall buildingswithout getting a wedgie.
42 00:02:30 Hey, all right.Good for you, pal.
43 00:02:32 Now put on some clothes,you weirdo.
44 00:02:35 No way.
45 00:02:36 I fight for truth, justice,
46 00:02:38 and all that ispre-shrunk and cottony.
47 00:02:41 For I am...
48 00:02:43 Captain Underpants!
49 00:02:47 The origin issue.
50 00:02:49 It's so good. We should'vedone an origin issue ages ago.
51 00:02:52 Yeah, like, first.
52 00:02:54 You know, I'm not sureabout the dolphins, though.
53 00:02:55 Yeah, I know. It's just...
54 00:02:57 I didn't know if it wasthe thing where it's,
55 00:02:58 like, good weird or bad weird.
56 00:02:59 Like, is it something...
57 00:03:01 The origin issue!
58 00:03:03 I've told you twoa thousand times
59 00:03:05 not to drawthese idiotic comics!
60 00:03:06 Freeze!
61 00:03:08 Hey, everybody!Wait one second.
62 00:03:10 Hi. I'm George Beard.
63 00:03:11 And this is my best friend,Harold Hutchins.
64 00:03:13 Hey. Ah, man.
65 00:03:14 It's okay. We got more ideas.
66 00:03:16 See, Harold loves to drawand I love to tell stories.
67 00:03:19 And this old guy looking angryright here...
68 00:03:21 well, this is the worstprincipal in the world...
69 00:03:23 Mr. Krupp.
70 00:03:24 Mean old Mr. Krupp.
71 00:03:26 Hates anything fun.
72 00:03:28 Like comic books...
73 00:03:30 recess...
74 00:03:33 Christmas.
75 00:03:35 Ho, ho, whoa!
76 00:03:37 Even kittens!
77 00:03:40 Oh, my goodness.Did that really happen?
78 00:03:42 Uh, no, not technically.
79 00:03:44 But it might as well have!
80 00:03:46 I'm sorry.I'm still mad about the comic.
81 00:03:48 Yeah, me too.
82 00:03:50 And unfreeze.
83 00:03:51 In my office, now!
84 00:04:06 What is happening right now?
85 00:04:08 I don't know.
86 00:04:10 Do you think he fellasleep with his eyes open?
87 00:04:13 Maybe. Let's try and leaveand see what happens.
88 00:04:23 Door lock activated.
89 00:04:25 Wow. That's an expensive door.
90 00:04:27 It was a choice between themagnetic automatic door closer...
91 00:04:30 and the music and arts programs.
92 00:04:37 Pretty sureI made the right choice.
93 00:04:39 This morning's school signis supposed to read...
94 00:04:42 "Sewage plant field tripsare today."
95 00:04:45 So can either of you explainwhy it now reads...
96 00:04:49 "Come see my hairy armpits?"
97 00:04:54 I know you two are responsible.
98 00:04:56 How? How do you know?Do you have any proof?
99 00:04:57 I mean,this is a country of laws.
100 00:04:59 The proof is here.
101 00:05:00 Inside my gut.
102 00:05:01 He must havea lot of proof in there.
103 00:05:04 Quiet fives.Quiet fives.
104 00:05:05 Hmm.
105 00:05:06 Ever since you attendedthis elementary school...
106 00:05:09 you've been responsiblefor one prank after another.
107 00:05:13 Shh...
108 00:05:37 Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
109 00:05:38 Yeah, when it's cutall together like that,
110 00:05:40 you really get a senseof the scope.
111 00:05:42 Some of those must've beenreally hard to pull off.
112 00:05:44 And dangerous.Like that tiger'
113 00:05:46 Oh, that tiger was crazy.
114 00:05:47 For four long years...
115 00:05:49 you two have been disrupting
116 00:05:50 the carefully calibrated,drone-like beehive...
117 00:05:54 that this elementary schoolis supposed to be.
118 00:05:57 I may not be ableto prove it yet...
119 00:05:59 but I'm gonna get you twoone day.
120 00:06:02 One day very, very soon.
121 00:06:06 All right.Fair enough.
122 00:06:08 Get out of my office. Now!
123 00:06:14 You see what we're up against?
124 00:06:16 And that's just a typical dayat Jerome Horwitz Elementary.
125 00:06:19 More likeJerome Horwitz Penitentiary.
126 00:06:25 Hey, guys-
127 00:06:26 What's going on, Tommy?
128 00:06:27 Same old, same old.
129 00:06:30 Poor kid.
130 00:06:32 Time to have fun with history.
131 00:06:34 Memorize these dates.
132 00:06:36 1827,1853,1914,1926.
133 00:06:42 First graders.Always hits them the hardest.
134 00:06:44 Hold on a sec.
135 00:06:46 So that's why we do what we do.
136 00:06:49 He's left us no choice.
137 00:06:51 Our pranks and practical jokes
138 00:06:52 are the last line of defense...
139 00:06:54 against the injusticeof our terrible principal.
140 00:06:57 Well, well, well.
141 00:06:59 I heard you both got into
142 00:07:00 a bit of the old trouble today.
143 00:07:02 How'd you hear that, Melvin?
144 00:07:03 Did you tattle-tale on us?
145 00:07:05 Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
146 00:07:10 I did.
147 00:07:11 Someone has tostand up for the Man.
148 00:07:13 No one has tostand up for the Man.
149 00:07:15 That's the whole pointof the Man.
150 00:07:17 He stands upfor himself, Melvin.
151 00:07:19 Respectfully disagree.
152 00:07:27 Attention, everyone.
153 00:07:28 Principal Krupp here
154 00:07:30 with an announcement.
155 00:07:31 This Saturday ts the mandatoryInvention Convention.
156 00:07:35 Boo!Oh, what?
157 00:07:36 Yes!
158 00:07:37 That's our third Saturdaythis month!
159 00:07:39 You must he here withyour inventions at 8:00 am.
160 00:07:43 Is there no justice?
161 00:07:44 I know that's earlyfor Saturday, but don't worry.
162 00:07:46 You should be done by 9:00...
163 00:07:48 Pm
164 00:07:58 Tree house?
165 00:07:59 Tree house.
166 00:08:29 Welcome tothe world headquarters
167 00:08:31 of Tree House Comix, Inc.
168 00:08:35 Yep. This iswhere the magic happens.
169 00:08:37 Not, like, actual magic.
170 00:08:39 No, we're notpracticing the dark arts.
171 00:08:42 No, here we just hang outand make comics
172 00:08:45 and try tomake each other laugh.
173 00:08:47 That's how we became friends.
174 00:08:49 This is me in kindygarten.
175 00:08:51 And this is me.
176 00:08:52 George and I aren't friends yet.
177 00:08:54 But we're about to be.
178 00:08:55 The seventh planetfrom the sun is called...
179 00:09:00 Uranus.
180 00:09:06 Scientists refer to Uranus...
181 00:09:08 Your anus.
182 00:09:10 As one of the planets...
183 00:09:11 I know.
184 00:09:17 Known as a gas giant.
185 00:09:22 I don't get it.It's just science, guys.
186 00:09:25 As I was saying...
187 00:09:26 Hey, I'm George. You wanna
188 00:09:27 hang out in my tree houseafter school?
189 00:09:29 You have a tree house?
190 00:09:34 Ever since then, we've createdhundreds of comics in here.
191 00:09:37 Like the Wrath ofthe Wicked Wedgie Woman.
192 00:09:40 And who could forget Sad Worm?
193 00:09:43 It was a worm who was sad.
194 00:09:47 That one'sstill a work in progress.
195 00:09:50 But the all-timegreatest superhero
196 00:09:52 that we've ever created was...
197 00:09:54 The Amazing Captain Underpants.
198 00:09:59 See, most superheroes look like
199 00:10:01 they're flying aroundin their underwear.
200 00:10:03 Well, this guy actually does.
201 00:10:06 Come on, let's get to work.
202 00:10:12 Hey, tell me what you think.
203 00:10:16 Oh, I can't wait to draw this.
204 00:10:18 Tra-la-laaa!
205 00:10:19 Wait, wait.Don't move, don't move.
206 00:10:30 Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say...
207 00:10:31 your drawings get betterwith every issue.
208 00:10:33 Because your wordsinspire greatness, Mr. Beard.
209 00:10:37 Good night, Harold.
210 00:10:38 Good night, George.
211 00:10:54 I love Saturday
212 00:10:57 When anything is possible
213 00:11:00 I love Saturday
214 00:11:03 'Cause I can wearmy pajamas ail at! day
215 00:11:07 I love Saturday
216 00:11:09 'Cause I can watchTV all day Day
217 00:11:13 I can pee a little bitin my underwear
218 00:11:16 And no one will mind
219 00:11:20 Where are you going with that?Do you really do that?
220 00:11:21 No. What are you talking...
221 00:11:23 It's just somethingI could do because...
222 00:11:25 Monday's an eternity away
223 00:11:31 when it is Saturday Saturday
224 00:11:34 Get in the car, boys.
225 00:11:36 You've got theInvention Convention today.
226 00:11:54 This thing on?
227 00:11:56 Quick announcement.
228 00:11:57 Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde,is no longer with us.
229 00:12:02 He's dead?
230 00:12:04 What? No. Not like that.
231 00:12:05 He wanted to spend Saturdaywith his family.
232 00:12:07 So I fired him.
233 00:12:09 I'll find a replacementnext week.
234 00:12:10 Ahem! Anyway.'-
235 00:12:12 on to Melvin Sneedlywith the first of his 16...
236 00:12:16 Actually, it's 17.
237 00:12:18 17 inventions.
238 00:12:20 Take it away, Melvin.
239 00:12:21 I will now demonstratea prototype which I call...
240 00:12:25 the Robotic Sock Matcher.
241 00:12:29 Never waste time matchingyour own socks again.
242 00:12:32 The ElectromagneticLint Collector.
243 00:12:34 Digital Paper Sorter.
244 00:12:36 It's the homework...Automatic cushion.
245 00:12:38 Make it end!
246 00:12:39 And the personal favorite,the binder binder.
247 00:12:43 Having troubleorganizing your binders?
248 00:12:46 Well, look no furtherthan this giant binder...
249 00:12:50 for binders.
250 00:12:52 Three-hole punch...
251 00:12:53 This is the stuff of nightmares.
252 00:12:58 We have to dosomething about this.
253 00:13:00 I don't know. Krupp looksserious this time, George.
254 00:13:03 Maybe we shouldjust lay low for a while.
255 00:13:05 Lay low?Look at our fellow children.
256 00:13:08 Look upon their sad,miserable, pathetic faces.
257 00:13:13 Come on, Harold.
258 00:13:14 If you won't do it for meand you won't do it for you...
259 00:13:16 do it for future generations.
260 00:13:18 Save the first graders...
261 00:13:20 the kindygarteners,the unborn...
262 00:13:22 from a life of eternal boredom!
263 00:13:32 Okay, let's do this.
264 00:13:34 Feast your eyes on this.
265 00:13:36 The Turbo Toilet 20001.!
266 00:13:40 Check it out, people.
267 00:13:41 It's already programmed with
268 00:13:42 my persona! potty playlist.
269 00:13:45 Screwdriver.
270 00:13:46 Oh, samba!
271 00:13:48 Once you're doneusing the facilities...
272 00:13:50 hit the buttonand let my toilet wash itself.
273 00:13:55 Now included, automatictoilet paper wiping claw.
274 00:13:58 Trademark.
275 00:14:00 Um...
276 00:14:05 I said no!
277 00:14:09 Huh? Oh...
278 00:14:11 Melvin, turn that thing off.
279 00:14:12 I'm trying to,but it's not cooperating.
280 00:14:44 Best.Prank.
281 00:14:45 Ever.
282 00:14:48 Well, that brings our storyto its happy conclusion.
283 00:14:51 I hope you've allenjoyed the film.
284 00:14:52 It was certainly shorterthan we expected.
285 00:14:54 What more is there to say?
286 00:14:55 Our fellow students gotto enjoy their weekend.
287 00:14:58 Which, by the way,they are legally entitled to.
288 00:15:01 And good triumphed over evilonce and for...
289 00:15:04 Oh, boys! A moment, please.
290 00:15:15 What's happening to his face?
291 00:15:16 I think he's smiling.
292 00:15:19 I'm so cold.
293 00:15:21 So, so cold.
294 00:15:23 I'll let myself in,receptionist lady.
295 00:15:26 Melvin.
296 00:15:27 What's he doing here?
297 00:15:29 You see, Melvinis yet to demonstrate...
298 00:15:32 his most impressive inventionfrom today.
299 00:15:35 It was a littleextracurricular project
300 00:15:37 I asked himto come up with myself.
301 00:15:39 I call himthe Tattle Turtle 200.
302 00:15:42 On the outside,it resembles a turtle.
303 00:15:45 But on the inside,oh, look at this.
304 00:15:49 It's a nanny cam!
305 00:15:51 Oh, Melvin. How fun.
306 00:15:54 Let's see what it recorded.
307 00:16:01 Yeah, you gotta changethe input to video.
308 00:16:03 I think I got this.
309 00:16:04 You're on AUX.Change it to video.
310 00:16:05 It's not my TV.
311 00:16:06 It's your turtle.You're doing it wrong.
312 00:16:08 I know.
313 00:16:09 I think I knowhow to do my office.
314 00:16:14 Screwdriver.
315 00:16:19 Is this two-ply or one-WI?
316 00:16:21 We're so guilty.
317 00:16:23 Quiet fives. Quiet fives.
318 00:16:27 Wow, that nanny cam
319 00:16:29 really has good picture quality.
320 00:16:30 Was that hi-def?
321 00:16:31 'Cause you couldreally tell that's us.
322 00:16:34 I can't believe it.I gotcha.
323 00:16:38 I finally gotcha!
324 00:16:40 We've finally got them, sir.
325 00:16:42 Yes, yes. Well done, Melvin.Extra credit granted.
326 00:16:46 Put that in my pocket.
327 00:16:48 Extra credit, it feels so good!
328 00:16:52 I go! extra credit
329 00:16:54 I told youI would get you one day.
330 00:16:56 And that day I was talking about
331 00:16:59 is this day.
332 00:17:00 Today. This is the day.
333 00:17:03 Are you going to tellour parents?
334 00:17:05 No. Your parents are obviouslytotal failures.
335 00:17:07 I have a much more effectivepunishment in mind.
336 00:17:11 Because I'm going to haveyou two placed in separate...
337 00:17:17 classes.
338 00:17:19 I'm going to annihilateyour friendship.
339 00:17:21 What? No!
340 00:17:22 You see?You won't be together.
341 00:17:25 You won't be able to enjoy
342 00:17:27 each other's companyand ruin my life.
343 00:17:29 Mr. Krupp, no.You can't do this. Please.
344 00:17:32 This is too much.I mean, even for you.
345 00:17:34 Enjoy the restof your weekend, boys.
346 00:17:36 Because come Monday...
347 00:17:47 Separate classes.Our friendship's over.
348 00:17:51 I'll never see you againin my life!
349 00:17:53 Hey, hey. Calm down.
350 00:17:54 It's not the end of the world.
351 00:17:56 We'll still be best friends.
352 00:17:57 Just way down the hallfrom each other.
353 00:18:01 What am I talking about?This is bad.
354 00:18:04 Long distance relationshipsnever work!
355 00:18:07 This is just the beginning.
356 00:18:10 Imagine the future.
357 00:18:14 Friends separated...
358 00:18:18 promising each otherthey'll remain besties.
359 00:18:28 But within months,
360 00:18:30 we'll be awkwardly bumpinginto each other at the mall.
361 00:18:32 Hey, George.
362 00:18:34 Hey. Do I know you?
363 00:18:36 You'll have a weird haircut.
364 00:18:38 I'll be wearinga suit for some reason.
365 00:18:40 And before we know it,
366 00:18:41 separate classeswill lead to separate lives...
367 00:18:43 which inevitablyleads to robots.
368 00:18:46 What? Why are there robotsat the mall?
369 00:18:48 Because this is the future!The future always has robots.
370 00:18:51 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
371 00:18:52 Why are the robotsshooting other robots?
372 00:18:54 Aren't theysupposed to be friends?
373 00:18:56 I don't know!
374 00:18:57 I'm the artist,you're the writer.
375 00:18:58 That's why we need each other.
376 00:19:06 Help! Fire!
377 00:19:14 Okay, you're right.No, you are right.
378 00:19:16 I mean, if we get putin separate classes,
379 00:19:18 it's the end of the worldas we know it.
380 00:19:20 What are we gonna do?
381 00:19:21 Oh, I'll tell youwhat we're gonna do.
382 00:19:23 First thing Monday morning,we're getting that turtle.
383 00:19:34 Edith!
384 00:19:35 Oh, is this a bad time?
385 00:19:37 I did not mean to interruptthe copying process.
386 00:19:39 I'll go.
387 00:19:41 Yes, go! Please go.
388 00:19:42 No, no. I'm just finishing up.
389 00:19:46 What brings you around here?
390 00:19:50 I just madethis tuna casserole...
391 00:19:52 and I noticedit had your name on it...
392 00:19:55 In jalapeño peppers.
393 00:19:57 Mmm...
394 00:19:59 It smells spicy.
395 00:20:01 Yep. Mmm-hmm.
396 00:20:03 That's 'cause it's beendry-aged for a week.
397 00:20:05 I don't know what that means,
398 00:20:06 but it soundsvery time-consuming.
399 00:20:08 It took a week.
400 00:20:10 Eww. They like each other.
401 00:20:12 Oh, no, George.I think it's much worse.
402 00:20:14 They like-like each other.
403 00:20:16 What are you talking about?
404 00:20:17 Adults don'tlike-like other adults.
405 00:20:19 Well, you probably haven'tseen it at your home
406 00:20:21 since your parents are married.
407 00:20:22 In my studies, like-likingseems to end with marriage.
408 00:20:26 Well, I should probably gelback to running the school.
409 00:20:27 You know,it's not gonna run itself.
410 00:20:31 But...
411 00:20:33 Oh, Edith. Get your headout of the clouds.
412 00:20:38 Wait, Edith! You never gave methe tuna casserole.
413 00:20:42 I think he forgot the turtle.
414 00:20:44 Go, go, go-
415 00:20:47 That's important.
416 00:20:48 Great. What now?
417 00:20:54 Hello.If you would like the chance
418 00:20:57 to win one billion dollars...Ooh.
419 00:20:59 Please hold forone of our representatives.
420 00:21:15 It's gotta be in here somewhere.
421 00:21:18 Ugh.
422 00:21:22 Whoa!What?
423 00:21:23 Everything Kruppever confiscated from us.
424 00:21:26 Look at all that stuff.
425 00:21:27 Oh, dear old whoopee cushion.
426 00:21:29 You will sing once again.
427 00:21:33 Oh, mySuper Duper Soaking Machine!
428 00:21:38 MY hypno-ring!
429 00:21:39 I never even got to take itout of the wrapper.
430 00:21:42 Wow.
431 00:21:43 Look at this.
432 00:21:44 He's got every issueof Captain Underpants
433 00:21:46 we've ever created.
434 00:21:47 You think he reads them?
435 00:21:48 I was kinda hopingthat we appealed
436 00:21:49 to a slightlycooler demographic.
437 00:21:52 Well, if it isn't George Beardand Harold Hutchins.
438 00:21:56 To what do I owe the pleasure?
439 00:21:58 Is it perhaps this?
440 00:22:00 Oh, no.
441 00:22:01 Nice try.
442 00:22:02 Turtle and I have grownquite attached.
443 00:22:04 We're inseparable, actually.
444 00:22:06 I carry him wherever I go.
445 00:22:08 Including the shower!
446 00:22:12 Oh.Poor 'name.
447 00:22:17 Oh, what's this?
448 00:22:19 Why, it's the paperwork
449 00:22:21 to separate you two.
450 00:22:23 It's really incredible.
451 00:22:24 I can actually seethe end of your friendship.
452 00:22:28 And it ends right here.
453 00:22:30 On this dotted line.
454 00:22:33 George, do something.
455 00:22:35 Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp...
456 00:22:37 or we'll hypnotize you.
457 00:22:38 What?What?
458 00:22:39 You said do something.
459 00:22:41 What is that?
460 00:22:42 Forged from the moltenplastic of Shandong, China.
461 00:22:46 In the lowest floorof the darkest basement
462 00:22:48 where only toy prizesdare be made...
463 00:22:51 exists the most powerful item...
464 00:22:53 ever to be found in a boxof Frosted Sugar Doodles.
465 00:22:58 The hypno-ring.
466 00:23:00 Hypnotize me?
467 00:23:01 With that piece of plastic junk?
468 00:23:04 Does that really work?
469 00:23:06 What do you think?I got it out of a cereal box.
470 00:23:08 I'm warning you.
471 00:23:09 If you don't do what we say,
472 00:23:10 you're gonna get really sleepy.
473 00:23:11 Oh, will I?I'll get sleepy?
474 00:23:14 With that thing pointing at me'?
475 00:23:16 It's not making me sleepy.
476 00:23:21 I'm not gonna get sleepy from...
477 00:23:22 Whoa!
478 00:23:26 What kind ofplastic hokum is this?
479 00:23:29 Whoa!
480 00:23:30 What's happening?I don't know.
481 00:23:32 Why are we floating?
482 00:23:47 What was that?
483 00:23:49 I don't know.
484 00:23:50 I honestly didn't thinkthat would happen.
485 00:23:57 Gotcha. You're safe now,little turtle.
486 00:24:02 When I snap my fingers,
487 00:24:04 you will obey our every command.
488 00:24:06 Wait. How do you know this?
489 00:24:07 I don't know.I just say the first thing
490 00:24:08 that comes to my mindwith great authority.
491 00:24:10 You are now a chicken.
492 00:24:23 N worked!
493 00:24:25 He's a chicken.
494 00:24:26 Okay, let me try. Let me try.
495 00:24:28 You're a monkey.
496 00:24:35 Oh! Look at him,he's a monkey!
497 00:24:45 Come on.
498 00:24:46 You are now
499 00:24:47 the greatest superheroof all time...
500 00:24:50 the amazing Captain Underpants!
501 00:25:08 Tra-la-laaaaa!
502 00:25:12 Captain Underpants?Is that really you?
503 00:25:16 Let's see.
504 00:25:17 Underpants, check.
505 00:25:19 Captain, also check.
506 00:25:22 I'm pretty sureI'm Captain Underpants.
507 00:25:27 It worked!
508 00:25:29 Which must make youmy trusty sidekicks!
509 00:25:32 Sidekicks?
510 00:25:34 Fear not, this planet is safeunder my watchful eye.
511 00:25:37 This is hilarious!This is amazing!
512 00:25:39 Let's see what's afoot.
513 00:25:42 Wait, no!
514 00:25:44 Well, that was invigorating.
515 00:25:46 We gotta stop him.Why?
516 00:25:49 Huzzah!
517 00:25:50 Out of the road, bozo!
518 00:25:51 Why, thank you, vehicle person!
519 00:25:53 Ow!
520 00:25:55 Yeah, we shouldprobably go get him.
521 00:25:58 Captain Underpants, wait!
522 00:26:04 Oh!Ha-ha!
523 00:26:06 What is this?
524 00:26:07 Poor soul. You're trapped
525 00:26:09 in some sort ofinvisible box-like prison.
526 00:26:12 What's that? I can't hear you.
527 00:26:15 But I see your tears.
528 00:26:17 Is it okaythat I'm kinda loving this?
529 00:26:19 Yes and no. But mostly yes.
530 00:26:22 Fear notfor I will set you free!
531 00:26:24 Ow!Ooh!
532 00:26:25 What is wrong with you?
533 00:26:26 Ah, that's better.I can hear you now.
534 00:26:28 Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry.
535 00:26:30 Okay, listen, let's not be
536 00:26:31 punching people,though, because...
537 00:26:32 Hold n.
538 00:26:34 Here, let me help.Oh!
539 00:26:36 You're welcome, madam.
540 00:26:38 You know,we should probably get you
541 00:26:39 back to the schoolbefore anything else...
542 00:26:41 Halt!What?
543 00:26:42 Do you sense that?No.
544 00:26:44 Well, of course you don't.
545 00:26:45 You're not a superhero like me.
546 00:26:47 Come, sidekicks.Evil lurks within!
547 00:26:49 Oh, no!
548 00:26:53 Where'd he go now?
549 00:26:54 To the sky!
550 00:27:06 You'd think a guy like himwould be easy to find.
551 00:27:08 Found him.
552 00:27:09 Stand down,you giant ape monster!
553 00:27:12 Giant ape monster?What is he talking...
554 00:27:15 Your days of terrifyingthis town are over!
555 00:27:18 Mr. Krupp!I mean, Captain Underpants!
556 00:27:20 You can't actually fly!
557 00:27:23 Now I take to the sky...
558 00:27:25 like an ostrich!
559 00:27:30 I gotcha!
560 00:27:35 We gotta do something.
561 00:27:37 I've got an idea.
562 00:27:40 Morning.Morning.
563 00:27:44 Oh, that is a lot of buttons.
564 00:27:49 Take that! Ah, cheap shot!
565 00:27:52 Ow! Right in the kisser!
566 00:27:55 No!
567 00:27:59 Oh, hi, guys!
568 00:28:00 Wait! No!
569 00:28:02 Follow that gorilla!
570 00:28:05 Oh, you put up a good fight!
571 00:28:10 Yeah! You are so goodat operating a crane, Harold.
572 00:28:13 I know!It's really not that hard.
573 00:28:15 Rest assured,
574 00:28:17 citizens ofthis marvelous metropolis...
575 00:28:19 I will rid you of this menaceany moment now!
576 00:28:21 Come on. Oh, come on,come on, come on.
577 00:28:24 Victory!
578 00:28:26 Yes!Bravo!
579 00:28:27 Oh, no, no, no!
580 00:28:32 Let that be a lessonto evildoers everywhere.
581 00:28:36 Never underestimate the powerof underwear!
582 00:28:39 Who the heck are you?
583 00:28:41 What the...
584 00:28:47 Wow! I can't believewe found a spot.
585 00:28:50 Oh, goodness.Grandpa, you did it again.
586 00:28:53 He's a sleepwalker.
587 00:28:54 Come on, pap pap,let's get you back into bed.
588 00:28:57 But what about all the otherevil villains?
589 00:28:58 Well, don't worry about that.
590 00:29:00 There's no moreevil villains around here.
591 00:29:03 A science teacher, hmm?
592 00:29:07 The perfect cover.
593 00:29:15 Chums! Whatan astounding headquarters.
594 00:29:19 Stuffed full of relics...
595 00:29:21 all celebratingmy interplanetary exploits!
596 00:29:24 Oh, this takes me back.
597 00:29:26 What are we gonna do?He can't just stay here.
598 00:29:28 We have to turn him backinto Krupp.
599 00:29:30 I know,but can we just take a moment
600 00:29:31 to acknowledgewhat's happening here please?
601 00:29:33 I mean, Captain Underpants ishanging out in our tree house!
602 00:29:38 Look at the cute little turtle.
603 00:29:40 Oh, he's so adorable.
604 00:29:44 Well, a hero's workis never done.
605 00:29:46 Now it is time to fly again!
606 00:29:48 No, no, no, no!
607 00:29:51 Where am I?
608 00:29:52 Where are my pants?
609 00:29:54 Oh, no! He's Krupp again.
610 00:29:55 Ah!
611 00:29:57 Tra-la-laaa!
612 00:29:58 That's it! Now we knowwhat turns him hack and forth.
613 00:30:01 Turns who what?
614 00:30:02 Why am I soaking wet?
615 00:30:03 Cool.Hey.
616 00:30:05 Tra-la-laaa!
617 00:30:07 Harold!Tra-Ia...
618 00:30:09 George!Laaa!
619 00:30:10 We should probably stop.
620 00:30:12 Yeah, we probably should.
621 00:30:13 Stop doing this!Tra-la...
622 00:30:15 I am Captain...
623 00:30:17 What are you doing?
624 00:30:18 Hello? Well, hello!
625 00:30:19 What's happening?Fear not!
626 00:30:21 Didn't know I could do this.Hey, sidekicks!
627 00:30:23 Tra! Hey! Heyo!
628 00:30:27 Tra-la-laaa!
629 00:30:31 Okay, this is the street.
630 00:30:34 Come on, come on.We're almost there.
631 00:30:38 Evening.Evening.
632 00:30:40 Drop it. No, get off. Gimme!That's a bad dog.
633 00:30:50 We made it.
634 00:30:52 Yeesh.
635 00:30:54 I wonderwhat horrors lie inside.
636 00:30:57 There's probablywild dogs in there.
637 00:30:59 Probably torture implements.
638 00:31:00 Rabid rats.
639 00:31:01 Brains in jars.
640 00:31:02 Jars of plucked-out eyeballs.
641 00:31:04 Bones of former students.
642 00:31:13 Why'd you scream?
643 00:31:14 I just assumedthere'd be something scary...
644 00:31:17 but it's actuallya really nice place.
645 00:31:25 We probablyshouldn't snoop around.
646 00:31:26 Yeah. Definitely not.
647 00:31:31 Come on.
648 00:31:35 Huh.
649 00:31:38 Hmm.
650 00:31:41 Not So Cheery O's?
651 00:31:43 This guy's bumming me out.
652 00:31:52 I gotta say, this hasnot been the funnest snoop.
653 00:31:55 Yeah, no, totally.Really sad snoop.
654 00:31:58 Kinda regretting it, actually.
655 00:32:09 I sure hope we don't everend up like him.
656 00:32:11 All alone.
657 00:32:14 It's impossible.That would never happen.
658 00:32:16 Yeah, yeah.That'll never happen.
659 00:32:19 Unless he puts usin separate classes.
660 00:32:24 Which will never happen.
661 00:32:27 It'll never happen.'Cause we control him now.
662 00:32:30 And if ever gives usany trouble again,
663 00:32:32 all we gotta dois snap our fingers...
664 00:32:34 and "Tra-la-laa!"
665 00:32:35 All of our problems go away.
666 00:32:47 Oh, yeah
667 00:32:58 Beautiful
668 00:33:04 Even more beautiful
669 00:33:10 Hey, Tommy. What's going on?
670 00:33:11 Hey, guys-
671 00:33:13 Whoa! Cool shirts!
672 00:33:16 What are you two doing together?
673 00:33:18 I separated you.
674 00:33:20 No, you didn't.
675 00:33:21 What are you talking about?
676 00:33:23 I signed the paperwork. See?
677 00:33:25 I don't see a signature.
678 00:33:26 Harold, do you see a signature?
679 00:33:27 Not a thing.
680 00:33:29 I actually can't see a thing.These sunglasses are too dark.
681 00:33:31 What? I could have swornI signed that thing.
682 00:33:34 No matter. There!
683 00:33:37 Officially separated.
684 00:33:38 Forever.
685 00:33:42 What? Give me that.Tra-la-laaa!
686 00:33:45 See? Problem solved.
687 00:33:47 Ooh!
688 00:33:50 Greetings, citizens!
689 00:33:52 Quick, in here.
690 00:33:57 Okay, you know what?
691 00:33:58 These shirts were way premature.
692 00:33:59 Definitely. Come on.
693 00:34:01 Let's turn him back into Krupp.
694 00:34:02 We can't. He'll separate us,remember?
695 00:34:04 Yeah, well, we can't have him
696 00:34:06 wandering aroundlooking like that.
697 00:34:07 A triangle!
698 00:34:09 It dings!
699 00:34:26 Ah! Principal Krupp,you caught us again.
700 00:34:30 You better take usto your office
701 00:34:31 for a good old talking-to.
702 00:34:34 Right? Principal Krupp?
703 00:34:36 Principal who?
704 00:34:37 Captain Underpants,get out here.
705 00:34:40 Sidekicks...
706 00:34:41 are you sure
707 00:34:42 my secret identityrequires these...
708 00:34:44 restricting,uncomfortable clothes?
709 00:34:47 Yes, positive.
710 00:34:48 100% positive.Now act like a principal.
711 00:34:51 Oh, right.
712 00:34:53 How does a principal act?
713 00:34:54 Mean!
714 00:34:55 Okey-doke.
715 00:35:00 I'm a principal!
716 00:35:02 Oh, yeah. That's great.
717 00:35:03 Come on. We're almost there.
718 00:35:06 Oh, hello. Surprise.
719 00:35:09 It's Edith.
720 00:35:11 Did you like my tuna casserole?
721 00:35:13 I cannot lie.
722 00:35:15 I don't recallhaving your tuna casserole.
723 00:35:18 What? Oh.
724 00:35:20 But if your casserole is
725 00:35:22 as strikingas your one blue eye...
726 00:35:25 Oh, I didn't think you noticed.
727 00:35:28 Oh, my.
728 00:35:30 Two blue eyes.
729 00:35:34 Ooh!
730 00:35:36 Principal Krupp.It's time to go.
731 00:35:38 Gotta wrap it up.
732 00:35:39 Very well then.
733 00:35:41 Up, up, and...
734 00:35:42 And this way, sir.
735 00:35:44 Ooh! Flirt alert.
736 00:35:47 A-ha!
737 00:35:50 Wow, she's still on hold.
738 00:35:53 Phew! We made it.
739 00:35:55 Well, hello, citizen.What?
740 00:35:57 Oh, and hello to you, too.
741 00:35:58 I was just, like,admiring the view...
742 00:36:00 from your broken window.
743 00:36:02 It's in the shape of a man.
744 00:36:04 Anyway, lam here to interview
745 00:36:05 for the science teacherposition.
746 00:36:07 Perfect. I'm disguised
747 00:36:08 as an elementaryschool principal.
748 00:36:11 Guys, I totally got this.
749 00:36:13 Don't worry one bit.
750 00:36:18 Now, where did I putthat resume?
751 00:36:21 No, not that. Oh, this thing.
752 00:36:23 This one's fun.
753 00:36:24 Ooh!Heads up.
754 00:36:25 That one's gonna leave a mark.
755 00:36:27 I've been looking for that.
756 00:36:29 Oh, not that.
757 00:36:31 Ah-ha! Here we go.
758 00:36:34 Hmm. Says hereyou're a science teacher?
759 00:36:38 Not exactly.
760 00:36:39 But you haveteaching experience?
761 00:36:41 Oh, no, I can't say that I do.
762 00:36:43 Not even, like, babysitting?
763 00:36:45 I would never sit on a baby.
764 00:36:46 Camp counselor?
765 00:36:48 Never was a camp counselor.
766 00:36:49 AlthoughI did receive counseling...
767 00:36:51 for some trauma I experiencedas a child.
768 00:36:55 I'm getting a really good vibeabout you.
769 00:36:57 Now hold on.Let me see that resume.
770 00:36:59 It says here that you werea genius inventor?
771 00:37:02 Mad...
772 00:37:03 genius inventor.But yes.
773 00:37:07 And then forthe last few years...
774 00:37:09 you've "been ina very dark place"...
775 00:37:11 and your title was...
776 00:37:12 "Revenge Seeker?"
777 00:37:14 "Revenge at all costs...
778 00:37:16 "Die! Die!"
779 00:37:17 Am I reading this right?
780 00:37:18 Yeah, that's basicallywhat I've been up to...
781 00:37:20 so here I am!
782 00:37:22 Applying for a job in
783 00:37:23 the thrivingpublic school system...
784 00:37:26 with all ofits amazing resources.
785 00:37:30 But honestly,kids are so understanding.
786 00:37:33 So innocent.
787 00:37:34 Their smiles brighten my heartand fill me with...
788 00:37:38 a joy-adjacent feeling.
789 00:37:41 As longas they are controlled...
790 00:37:43 and do not laughnor smile nor play nor laugh.
791 00:37:46 Children must never laugh!
792 00:37:49 Well, you seem terrific!
793 00:37:51 You're hired!
794 00:37:52 What?Excellent.
795 00:37:54 Oh, by the way,going to need Fridays off...
796 00:37:56 and every other Tuesdaythrough Thursday...
797 00:37:58 for my evil experiments.
798 00:37:59 Hope that's not a problem.Okay, bye-bye!
799 00:38:04 Oh, this is bad.
800 00:38:05 We just hired a maniacfor a science teacher!
801 00:38:07 Uh, yeah. We gotta fix thisbefore Krupp finds out.
802 00:38:10 Sounds like a jobfor Captain Underpants.
803 00:38:12 No, no, no.You need to stay here.
804 00:38:14 Okay, you'rethe principal, remember?
805 00:38:16 Yeah, just sit thereand look angry for no reason.
806 00:38:19 You got it. Grr...
807 00:38:26 Ooh!
808 00:38:28 That will be interestingto put my eye up to.
809 00:38:30 What?How did I get here?
810 00:38:33 Why is my face wet?
811 00:38:47 Hiya, class.
812 00:38:48 I'm your cool, new teacher.
813 00:38:50 Not some scary guywith a secret evil agenda.
814 00:38:55 Anyway, I'm just going to diveright in here.
815 00:38:58 If there was one thing
816 00:38:59 about this worldthat you could change...
817 00:39:01 what would it be?
818 00:39:02 Ooh! Ooh! Peace on Earth.
819 00:39:04 Unattainable. Anyone else?
820 00:39:07 Pacific Ocean into chocolate.
821 00:39:09 Atlantic into nacho cheese.
822 00:39:11 Ifs like we're the same person
823 00:39:12 and yet so, so different.
824 00:39:14 I love it.
825 00:39:15 But more importantly...
826 00:39:17 if I had to change one thingabout the world...
827 00:39:21 it would be to get rid of...
828 00:39:25 laughter.
829 00:39:28 Get rid of laughter?
830 00:39:30 What kind of personwants to do that?
831 00:39:31 Oh, Oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir.
832 00:39:32 Yes'?
833 00:39:33 I love it.
834 00:39:34 Oh, look at this.We got a grade A suck-up.
835 00:39:36 Good to know, good to know.
836 00:39:39 Anyway.
837 00:39:41 This is the brainof an average child.
838 00:39:45 Right here is
839 00:39:46 the "thinking about candy"lopalus.
840 00:39:48 The "fear ofwhat's under the bed" lobe.
841 00:39:50 This is the "only thingI'll eat is pizza...
842 00:39:53 "chicken nuggets,or buttered noodles" lobe.
843 00:39:56 Right here is the
844 00:39:57 "as soon assomeone else has a toy...
845 00:39:59 "I want that toy" anterior lobe.
846 00:40:02 And this...
847 00:40:04 This is theHahaguffawchuckleamalus.
848 00:40:08 This funny little purple part
849 00:40:10 holds our entire capacityfor laughter.
850 00:40:14 For years,I've tried to shrink it
851 00:40:16 or cut it out entirely...
852 00:40:20 but frustratingly,
853 00:40:22 our survival seemsdependent upon it.
854 00:40:26 I don't like this. I mean,I don't really understand it.
855 00:40:28 But the stuff I am understanding
856 00:40:30 seems genuinely bad to me.
857 00:40:31 Yeah, same.
858 00:40:33 Um... Excuse me, Professor P?
859 00:40:36 Why are you trying toget rid of laughter?
860 00:40:38 Isn't laughterthe best medicine?
861 00:40:39 Medicine is the best medicine!So...
862 00:40:43 Yeesh.
863 00:40:45 What?
864 00:40:47 What does the P stand for?
865 00:40:48 Excuse me?
866 00:40:49 The P. In your name.What does it stand for?
867 00:40:52 Oh, it's private.
868 00:40:53 So that means your name isProfessor Privates?
869 00:41:00 What's so funny?
870 00:41:01 I don't get it.
871 00:41:04 Principal's office, now!
872 00:41:05 You too!
873 00:41:06 Why him?
874 00:41:08 Because your friendshipand shared sense of humor
875 00:41:10 irritates me...
876 00:41:12 and must be destroyed!
877 00:41:15 We gotta do something aboutthat new science teacher.
878 00:41:18 Yeah, it's like he's even moreof a villain than Krupp.
879 00:41:20 I didn't even thinkthat was possible.
880 00:41:22 Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second.Tell me about it.
881 00:41:23 What? Who do you think...
882 00:41:25 Oh, okay. Maybe we couldfix this if we just...
883 00:41:27 Can you hear me?No, that'll never work.
884 00:41:29 I'm sitting right here.
885 00:41:31 Wait, Professor P doesn't wantanybody to know his last name.
886 00:41:33 Right?Right!
887 00:41:35 Who's Professor P?Exactly!
888 00:41:37 Where is the respect?I am your principal!
889 00:41:41 Wait, is he Krupp again?
890 00:41:42 George!Yup. Pretty sure he is.
891 00:41:44 Harold!
892 00:41:46 How'd that even happen?
893 00:41:48 Tra-la-laaa!
894 00:41:50 Greetings!I need to get the...
895 00:41:53 Sidekicks, what do I need again?
896 00:41:54 The fileon the new science teacher.
897 00:41:56 Oh, right, right.
898 00:41:58 I need the bileon the gooey fence creature.
899 00:42:00 Science teacher.
900 00:42:01 The dewy tense preacher?
901 00:42:04 The dial on the...
902 00:42:06 Oh, come on!
903 00:42:07 Thank you, human woman!
904 00:42:10 Sidekicks, explain to me
905 00:42:12 the importanceof this secret file.
906 00:42:13 There's a newsuper villain in town
907 00:42:15 and we're trying todiscover his weakness.
908 00:42:17 Oh...
909 00:42:22 "Poopypants."
910 00:42:25 Hallelujah
911 00:42:27 Hallelujah
912 00:42:29 His name is PoopypantsWe found his weakness
913 00:42:32 Hallelujah
914 00:42:34 He wants to rid the world
915 00:42:38 Of laughter
916 00:42:40 Forever
917 00:42:41 And ever
918 00:42:43 We will defeat him
919 00:42:44 Hallelujah Hallelujah
920 00:42:49 Poopypants
921 00:43:00 Captain?You forgetting something?
922 00:43:02 Oh, look at that.They came off again.
923 00:43:06 Hey there, kiddo.
924 00:43:07 First day for Professor P.
925 00:43:09 Can you tell me wherethe lunch is consumed?
926 00:43:13 What's going on with your face?
927 00:43:14 Are you choking?
928 00:43:15 Do you need to sneeze?
929 00:43:18 I see, I see.
930 00:43:20 Got a case ofthe giggles' huh? That's fun.
931 00:43:23 Well, I've gotjust the remedy for that.
932 00:43:27 In the cage. Now!Why?
933 00:43:29 Because I hatelaughter and children...
934 00:43:31 and I've got a cagein a briefcase!
935 00:43:34 Okay, well, have a nice day.
936 00:43:37 Now what's for lunch?
937 00:43:44 Excuse me, could you explainto me why this is funny?
938 00:43:46 You! Why is everyone laughing?
939 00:43:49 Uh, you're askingthe wrong dude.
940 00:43:52 "Captain Underpantsand the Perilous Plot of...
941 00:43:56 "Professor Poem/pants."
942 00:44:02 Oh, What's happening?
943 00:44:04 I'm hyperventilating.
944 00:44:06 Esteemed members
945 00:44:07 of the Nobel Prize Committee...
946 00:44:09 it is with great pride...
947 00:44:11 that I present to you...
948 00:44:13 the Sizerator 2000!
949 00:44:17 - Oh.- Ooh.
950 00:44:18 Behold, we can smallify.
951 00:44:23 No more traffic jams.
952 00:44:26 And conversely, largify.
953 00:44:34 Look at how big this hot dog is.
954 00:44:36 Going to need a lot of mustardfor this frankfurter!
955 00:44:42 The Nobel Peace Prizein Inventing Stuff goes to...
956 00:44:46 um,
957 00:44:47 Professor...
958 00:44:50 ls that really your name?
959 00:44:52 It's not, like,some kind of joke?
960 00:44:54 No. It's not, like, a joke.
961 00:44:56 Ifs a traditional namein New Swissland.
962 00:45:00 Am I pronouncing it right?
963 00:45:02 Poopypants?
964 00:45:04 More or less. Exceptthe emphasis is on the "poop."
965 00:45:09 Why are you laughing?
966 00:45:10 I've invented a shrinkingand enlarging ray!
967 00:45:13 I should be famous!
968 00:45:15 I should be dating modelstwice my size...
969 00:45:18 and doing the talk show circuit!
970 00:45:20 I should be protectingbaby seals as a cause...
971 00:45:23 that I say I care about,but not really!
972 00:45:26 This guy is too much!
973 00:45:32 Stop! Stop laughing!
974 00:45:34 No, stop it!Okay.
975 00:45:35 Phew! Oh...
976 00:45:37 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
977 00:45:39 Here. Take the award.
978 00:45:42 It's really funto say Poopypants.
979 00:45:46 You keep your stupid award!I don't want it anymore.
980 00:45:49 Oh, and one more thing...
981 00:45:56 On behalfof the Nobel Prize committee,
982 00:45:58 please accept our apology.
983 00:46:00 And could you change meback now please?
984 00:46:03 Why don't you go on and invent
985 00:46:04 your own shrinkingand enlarging ray...
986 00:46:06 if you think you're so smart?
987 00:46:13 How much of that was out loud?
988 00:46:15 Extra! Extra!Get our latest issue!
989 00:46:18 Captain Underpantsand the Perilous Plot
990 00:46:21 of Professor Poopypants.
991 00:46:23 Oh, no.
992 00:46:26 There you are. I've beenlooking all over for you.
993 00:46:29 Hmm. How many A'sare there in "Tra-la-laaa?"
994 00:46:32 What?I'll just go with 11.
995 00:46:34 Enjoying yourfirst day, professor?
996 00:46:36 The complete opposite, actually.
997 00:46:38 Look at what theselittle monsters have created!
998 00:46:41 We must lock them up,probably, like, forever!
999 00:46:46 Hmm.
1000 00:46:48 Oh, my.
1001 00:46:49 This is not a comic.
1002 00:46:51 This is a history book.
1003 00:46:53 What?
1004 00:46:54 And as such, it should betaught in every classroom.
1005 00:46:57 And you yourselfmust teach it...
1006 00:46:58 because that is how good it is.
1007 00:47:01 I don't understand.I thought, like,
1008 00:47:03 we'd be on the same page here.
1009 00:47:05 What page is that?I'm on page 9, here.
1010 00:47:08 It's fantastic.
1011 00:47:09 Look, look.
1012 00:47:10 It's aboutthis evil science teacher...
1013 00:47:11 who looks a lot like you,by the way.
1014 00:47:14 And he wanted torid the world of laughter...
1015 00:47:16 but he couldn't figure outhow to do It.
1016 00:47:18 Even worse, I! seemed likeeverywhere he went,
1017 00:47:20 people were having funand laughing.
1018 00:47:23 It just was infuriating.
1019 00:47:25 But then, he discoveredsomeone who wasn't.
1020 00:47:30 Why is it funny?
1021 00:47:32 Anti-Humor Boy!
1022 00:47:36 And then the professor says,"Very interesting."
1023 00:47:39 That's my voice for him.
1024 00:47:40 Wait, wait, wait. Gimme that.
1025 00:47:42 That's no Anti-Humor Boy.
1026 00:47:44 That's the suck up from class.
1027 00:47:49 Very interesting.
1028 00:47:52 You boysdon't even realize it...
1029 00:47:54 but your silly comic bookjust helped me figure out...
1030 00:47:57 how to wipe out laughteron the... Oof!
1031 00:48:01 Out of the road, bozo!
1032 00:48:02 Hey, watch where you're going!
1033 00:48:03 You just hitProfessor Poopypants.
1034 00:48:05 Poopypants?
1035 00:48:07 That's not funny!That's not funny!
1036 00:48:09 Ever heard of the sidewalk?
1037 00:48:11 Oh, if I had insurance,you'd be in... Ow!
1038 00:48:15 I'll admit that was surprising.
1039 00:48:17 Wow.
1040 00:48:18 That actuallyworked out for once.
1041 00:48:20 Good job, Captain Underpants.
1042 00:48:22 At your service, sidekicks.
1043 00:48:24 Now where was I?
1044 00:48:26 We should probablyget back to class, huh?
1045 00:48:28 Yeah, we probably should.
1046 00:48:32 Excuse me. Pardon me.If you could just...
1047 00:48:33 Watch your feet.Excuse me.
1048 00:48:34 Sorry. Thank you.Oh, hey, Todd.
1049 00:48:36 Now, let me ask you something.
1050 00:48:38 If you couldcontrol your principal...
1051 00:48:40 what would you do?
1052 00:48:42 Shh.It's starting. It's starting.
1053 00:49:35 I just wanna make sure you apply
1054 00:49:37 the extra creditto next semester.
1055 00:49:39 I won't be needing itthis semester, of course.
1056 00:49:41 Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah.
1057 00:49:42 Whatever floatsyour boat, Melvin.
1058 00:49:43 Excuse me?
1059 00:49:45 Can I please getan ice cream sandwich?
1060 00:49:47 Yeah, scram, okay?We're closed for Ebola.
1061 00:49:52 Okay, just a quick check
1062 00:49:54 to make surethat we're connected.
1063 00:49:56 Mmm-hmm. Okay.We're sure that's safe?
1064 00:50:02 And now,some classic funny bloopers!
1065 00:50:07 Ah. That's a good one.Oh, this one's my favorite.
1066 00:50:10 I'm sorry.Why are you showing me this?
1067 00:50:12 Ow.
1068 00:50:14 Come on, that was funny!
1069 00:50:15 That child walkedright into that rake.
1070 00:50:18 I'm bored! What else is on?
1071 00:50:21 Fascinating.Computer, scan.
1072 00:50:25 I don't believe it.
1073 00:50:27 You know, I suspected
1074 00:50:28 something smaller than normal,but this...
1075 00:50:31 This.What? What is it?
1076 00:50:33 I can't find it.Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus!
1077 00:50:37 You don't have one!
1078 00:50:41 I don't get it.Exactly.
1079 00:50:43 You have no sense of humorlike a chair or a supermodel.
1080 00:50:47 Melvin, with your brainand my brain together...
1081 00:50:51 we can finally wipe out laughter
1082 00:50:54 for once and for all!
1083 00:50:57 So George and Haroldwant a supervillain...
1084 00:51:01 well, ask and ye shall receive!
1085 00:51:07 I hereby declare...
1086 00:51:09 the Jerome Horwitzart program...
1087 00:51:12 reinstated!
1088 00:51:18 Oh...
1089 00:51:19 After you, sir.
1090 00:51:34 Ooh, what if we...I'm already on it.
1091 00:51:36 Oh, this is gonna be epic!
1092 00:51:40 Come on, Captain, draw!
1093 00:51:42 Move your handin the shape of a person!
1094 00:51:44 Why does it look like a chicken?
1095 00:51:46 This whole visualstorytelling thing is hard!
1096 00:51:48 Oh, that's good.
1097 00:51:49 Here, these need words.
1098 00:51:51 Hey, sidekicks...
1099 00:51:53 why are we doing this again?
1100 00:51:54 Well, we're makingschool fun again.
1101 00:51:57 You know, "free the children."
1102 00:51:59 Hey, hey! What if we putthis panel right here?
1103 00:52:01 Oh, yes! Yes, yes.
1104 00:52:02 Ah, yes. Of course.
1105 00:52:04 Fun.
1106 00:52:05 On it!
1107 00:52:06 Ha-ha!
1108 00:52:14 Uh...
1109 00:52:15 Where'd everybody go?
1110 00:52:23 Where did this even come from?
1111 00:52:25 Hey!
1112 00:52:26 Oh, hey, sidekicks.Glad you could join.
1113 00:52:27 How did you even do this?
1114 00:52:29 I thought you saidyou were looking after the...
1115 00:52:30 Oh, my goodness!Is that a Ferris wheel?
1116 00:52:32 Well, of course it is!
1117 00:52:33 It camewith the carnival I ordered.
1118 00:52:37 This cotton candymakes me feel powerful!
1119 00:52:41 Hey, uh,where are all the teachers?
1120 00:52:43 Detention.
1121 00:52:44 They have a realattitude problem.
1122 00:52:47 Sure beats having Krupp around!
1123 00:52:49 Oh, yeah. Krupp would totallylose his mind if he saw this.
1124 00:52:52 Step right up!
1125 00:52:54 Who'll be the firstto dunk the principal?
1126 00:52:57 No!
1127 00:52:59 I'm drowning!
1128 00:53:02 Tra-la...
1129 00:53:03 All right, that's enough.Recess is over.
1130 00:53:05 Ah, come on!
1131 00:53:06 Just one more ride!Whoa!
1132 00:53:08 Hey, watch it!What is this, a carnival?
1133 00:53:10 I hate carnivals!
1134 00:53:11 Oh, this looks fun!How do we play?
1135 00:53:15 Hold your fire!
1136 00:53:17 What is happening?
1137 00:53:19 Who wants ice cream?
1138 00:53:20 Ice cream!
1139 00:53:21 What are we gonna do?We can't keep this up forever.
1140 00:53:23 We have to! We'll justtake shifts watching him.
1141 00:53:26 I'll take today.You take tonight.
1142 00:53:27 Sugar!
1143 00:53:30 Sugar!
1144 00:53:33 Harold, I reallywant some sugar.
1145 00:53:36 Me too.
1146 00:53:39 We made the wrong choice!
1147 00:53:40 This did not solve anything!
1148 00:53:42 Hey, sidekicks!
1149 00:53:44 Check this out!
1150 00:53:46 Geronimo!
1151 00:53:48 No!
1152 00:53:53 This way!
1153 00:53:55 Field trip, anyone?
1154 00:53:59 No, no, no!
1155 00:54:00 Nothing's more fun than fire!
1156 00:54:03 Except being on...
1157 00:54:06 Fire!
1158 00:54:10 What is happening?
1159 00:54:12 Tra-la-laaaa!
1160 00:54:20 Now, this ishow you run a school!
1161 00:54:24 Free the children!
1162 00:54:29 Wait a minute.
1163 00:54:33 What the...
1164 00:54:36 How did this...
1165 00:54:40 I don't understand.
1166 00:54:42 Help!What the...
1167 00:54:46 You...
1168 00:54:48 You two.
1169 00:54:51 Your friendship...
1170 00:54:53 is no more.
1171 00:55:40 What?
1172 00:55:46 George!
1173 00:55:47 Harold!
1174 00:55:50 Harold! Come back!
1175 00:55:52 George, I'm right here!I'm right here!
1176 00:55:55 Oh, no! No, no!Don't leave me!
1177 00:55:59 I won't! I won't, George!
1178 00:56:01 Harold!
1179 00:56:02 No, no! Wait, wait! Stop!
1180 00:56:04 George!
1181 00:56:06 George!
1182 00:56:29 This thing is amazing,Professor P.
1183 00:56:32 You could probably solve
1184 00:56:33 world hungerwith an invention like this.
1185 00:56:35 Pass!More importantly...
1186 00:56:38 how do I look?
1187 00:56:39 Just like you do in this comic!
1188 00:56:42 Good! Now,hands off the merchandise,
1189 00:56:44 and go fetchyour little toilet, okay?
1190 00:56:48 I call it "The Turbo..."
1191 00:56:50 Yeah, yeah. Couple ofgold stars for you, kiddo.
1192 00:56:53 Let the Poopageddon begin!
1193 00:56:59 Whoo-ee!
1194 00:57:06 What?Oh, you've gotta be joking me!
1195 00:57:09 Poopypants has no gas!You can't write this stuff.
1196 00:57:14 Where would a burgeoning villain
1197 00:57:16 find unlimited power?
1198 00:57:17 True power comes from within.
1199 00:57:20 No, it doesn't, Melvin!
1200 00:57:22 That's on stupid posters!
1201 00:57:23 Okay.
1202 00:57:24 It comesfrom enormous energy sources!
1203 00:57:26 A nuclear waste dump.
1204 00:57:28 I see where you're going.
1205 00:57:29 A poisonous chemical factory.
1206 00:57:30 Or perhapsa place even more toxic!
1207 00:57:37 Whoo!These leftovers got a kick.
1208 00:57:41 Oh, it's a powerful smell.
1209 00:57:51 Back in business, baby!
1210 00:57:55 Memorize these elements...
1211 00:57:57 Oxygen. Beryllium.
1212 00:58:00 Boringillium.
1213 00:58:02 Lameium.
1214 00:58:03 Snoronium.
1215 00:58:15 Excuse me, everybody,there's a giant...
1216 00:58:17 Do not interruptwhile I'm reading
1217 00:58:19 monotone from my textbook!
1218 00:58:21 But the toilet!
1219 00:58:23 Ugh.
1220 00:58:24 Just go.
1221 00:58:27 Harold?
1222 00:58:29 George?
1223 00:58:49 Students and faculty
1224 00:58:51 of Jerome Horwitz Elementary...
1225 00:58:54 the world, as you know it,is about to go extinct.
1226 00:59:00 And a new world orderis about to rise!
1227 00:59:04 One that is, you know, honestly
1228 00:59:05 pretty similarto the old world order...
1229 00:59:07 except for one tiny detail...
1230 00:59:13 Melvin?
1231 00:59:14 Comin' atcha!
1232 00:59:16 Powered byMelvin's unique neurology...
1233 00:59:18 I will successfully disablethe Hahaguffawchuckleamalus...
1234 00:59:23 of every single child atJerome Horwitz Elementary.
1235 00:59:27 For I, Professor Poopypants...
1236 00:59:33 Yeah, it's a funny name.
1237 00:59:35 It just makes youlaugh and laugh, right?
1238 00:59:41 Get down!
1239 00:59:45 Still give you the chuckles now?
1240 00:59:47 Poopypants!
1241 00:59:49 I don't get it.
1242 00:59:51 Why is that funny?
1243 00:59:52 Perfect!
1244 00:59:53 Finally!You're speaking my language!
1245 00:59:56 Oh, no. This is bad.
1246 00:59:58 This is seriously bad.
1247 00:59:59 I mean,a world without laughter?
1248 01:00:01 George, if he destroysour sense of humor,
1249 01:00:03 he destroys us!
1250 01:00:04 Imagine how boringour comics will be.
1251 01:00:08 Captain Underpantsand the Purchase
1252 01:00:10 of the Sensible Beige Pants.
1253 01:00:11 Captain UnderpantsEats All of His Falafel.
1254 01:00:16 Captain UnderpantsWatches Cement Dry.
1255 01:00:21 And would the creators of
1256 01:00:22 this absolutelyhilarious comic book...
1257 01:00:26 please come out, come out,wherever you are!
1258 01:00:29 You're next.
1259 01:00:35 Okay, we have to stop him.
1260 01:00:37 We've gotta find a wayto unplug Melvin.
1261 01:00:39 Yeah.
1262 01:00:40 But how do we get to himwithout Poopypants seeing us?
1263 01:00:45 What are you two doing together?
1264 01:00:50 Are you in there?
1265 01:00:52 Oh...Maybe you're hiding here.
1266 01:00:57 Oh, sorry.Are you stuck on hold?
1267 01:00:59 Mmm-hmm.
1268 01:01:01 Oh, totally hatewhen that happens.
1269 01:01:03 Well, good luck with that.
1270 01:01:04 Now, where arethose two little...
1271 01:01:06 Stand down, Poopypants!
1272 01:01:08 What is happening?
1273 01:01:10 I hope this works.
1274 01:01:11 Tra-la-laaa!
1275 01:01:13 Ow! Ow!
1276 01:01:16 Keep standing down.I'm just gonna be a second.
1277 01:01:17 Ow.
1278 01:01:19 I bet he thoughtthat was going to be cooler.
1279 01:01:22 Oh, boy. Here goes nothing.
1280 01:01:23 Ha-ha!
1281 01:01:25 Prepare to be vanquished...
1282 01:01:26 and justice to be served
1283 01:01:28 on a piping hotplatter of freedom!
1284 01:01:31 With a side order of liberty...
1285 01:01:32 and a super-sized cupfilled with freedom also!
1286 01:01:36 Impressive useof fast-food analogies,
1287 01:01:39 you giant baby with a cape on!
1288 01:01:41 Let's do this.
1289 01:02:02 Freeze! The following sequencecontains scenes...
1290 01:02:04 that are so intense,horrific, and violent...
1291 01:02:05 And expensive.
1292 01:02:06 That we can only show itusing a technology known as...
1293 01:02:09 Flip-O-Rama!
1294 01:02:11 Take it away, Harold.
1295 01:02:12 Okay, first Professor Poopypants
1296 01:02:14 gave Captain Underpantsthe boot.
1297 01:02:15 Foot! Foot! Ow!
1298 01:02:16 Then he madean Underpants sandwich.
1299 01:02:18 Punch, punch! Punch, punch!
1300 01:02:19 And then, they playeda friendly game of paddleball!
1301 01:02:22 Oh, no!
1302 01:02:24 Darn.
1303 01:02:25 Okay, what's next?Oh, yes!
1304 01:02:27 Then, Poopypants summonedan army of dolphins...
1305 01:02:30 Wait, what?Why are you always
1306 01:02:31 sneaking dolphinsinto the movie?
1307 01:02:32 What do you haveagainst dolphins anyway?
1308 01:02:33 I don't have nothingagainst dolphins,
1309 01:02:35 - it just didn't happen!- Well, so what'?
1310 01:02:37 We get to say what happened.It's the Flip-O-Rama.
1311 01:02:39 I like dolphins.The dolphins are in.
1312 01:02:42 Fine, all right.Let's just keep going.
1313 01:02:43 - You sure?- Yep, positive.
1314 01:02:45 Thank you.
1315 01:02:46 - Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it...- Quiet five, quiet five.
1316 01:02:48 But George and Harold's planwas working out perfectly.
1317 01:02:50 So, theyshot themselves to the top
1318 01:02:52 of the Turbo Toilet 2000!
1319 01:02:54 To keep things dramatic,they didn't quite make it.
1320 01:02:57 And then...And then...
1321 01:02:59 And then...
1322 01:03:00 What happenedto the Flip-O-Rama?
1323 01:03:01 I ran outta paper.
1324 01:03:06 Hey, Melvin!Take that thing off your head.
1325 01:03:08 We gotta stop Poopypants!
1326 01:03:10 Professor Poopypants!
1327 01:03:11 George and Haroldare trying to stop you!
1328 01:03:15 You are just so annoying!
1329 01:03:18 So, you twolittle numbskulls thought
1330 01:03:21 you could distract me...
1331 01:03:22 with this idiotic, naked man.Am I right?
1332 01:03:25 I'm not naked!
1333 01:03:28 Any final words before thiswhole revenge thing goes down?
1334 01:03:34 Yeah, wait, wait. Listen.
1335 01:03:35 We apologizefor making fun of your name.
1336 01:03:38 I mean, that was just wrong.
1337 01:03:40 Yeah, we're sorry.The truth is. Professor P...
1338 01:03:44 you have probably, like,
1339 01:03:46 the greatest namewe've ever heard.
1340 01:03:48 I mean, George, imagineif we had names like that.
1341 01:03:50 Oh, that would be so cool!
1342 01:03:52 Okay, wait, let's do it.Let's try it.
1343 01:03:54 Oh, I would beFluffy Toiletnose.
1344 01:03:57 Yeah! I would beSir Cheeseball Wafflefanny.
1345 01:04:01 Yeah, sure. You're a knight.
1346 01:04:02 This is so good!
1347 01:04:03 I wanna change mine.
1348 01:04:04 I'd beButtcheeks von Stinkelsberg.
1349 01:04:09 Stinkelsberg.
1350 01:04:11 Yeah, those are allreally silly names,
1351 01:04:13 but there'snothing funny about...
1352 01:04:15 ProfessorPee-Pee Diarrheastein
1353 01:04:17 Poopypants Esquire!
1354 01:04:21 Sir, are you sayingyour full name is...
1355 01:04:24 Pee-Pee DiarrheasteinPoopypants Esquire?
1356 01:04:28 Uh-huh.
1357 01:04:32 Stop it! Stop laughing!
1358 01:04:34 Come on! Listen, your problem
1359 01:04:36 isn't that people laugh at you.
1360 01:04:38 Your problem is thatyou can't laugh at yourself.
1361 01:04:40 Oh, really, Oprah?Is that my problem?
1362 01:04:43 Well, your problem is this...
1363 01:04:53 No!
1364 01:04:55 Oh, I hopeyou enjoyed your years
1365 01:04:58 of laughter and merriment...
1366 01:05:00 because they're aboutto come to an end.
1367 01:05:08 Do you find anything funnyabout me now?
1368 01:05:11 You mean, other than your name?
1369 01:05:15 Yes! Other than that!
1370 01:05:19 And your hair'?
1371 01:05:21 What?
1372 01:05:22 My hair's cool, I thought.
1373 01:05:24 Are you kidding me?
1374 01:05:25 That's almost as funny asmy hair back in kindygarten!
1375 01:05:28 Remember that afro?
1376 01:05:31 No!No, this can't be happening!
1377 01:05:33 Computer, activate brain scan.
1378 01:05:38 Let's see. The frontal lobeslook big and healthy.
1379 01:05:41 The Hahaguffawchuckleamalus
1380 01:05:43 looks all shrimpy,so, what gives?
1381 01:05:48 It can't be!
1382 01:05:49 Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses,
1383 01:05:51 they're enormous!
1384 01:05:53 I need more power.
1385 01:05:58 Anything strike youas funny now?
1386 01:06:01 I'm surewe can think of something!
1387 01:06:04 George, I can't smile anymore.
1388 01:06:08 No! Harold!
1389 01:06:13 One down, undone to go.
1390 01:06:17 Harold.
1391 01:06:24 Harold. Harold,can you hear me?
1392 01:06:27 Harold!
1393 01:06:29 George! George, is that you?
1394 01:06:31 Right here, buddy.
1395 01:06:33 What's happening?We're shrinking!
1396 01:06:35 Now, if we don't laughat something soon,
1397 01:06:36 we may never laugh again.
1398 01:06:38 Oh, no! What do we do?What do we do? What do we do?
1399 01:06:40 Well, we have to thinkof something funny, okay?
1400 01:06:42 Okay, yeah, sure.Something funny.
1401 01:06:45 Anything?
1402 01:06:47 No, I got nothing.Me neither.
1403 01:06:48 More shrinkage!
1404 01:06:50 Okay, okay.What did we use to find funny?
1405 01:06:52 Mostly potty humor. Poop,vomit, that kind of thing.
1406 01:06:55 Really? Ugh. That is, like,the lowest form of comedy.
1407 01:06:59 Don't you say that, Harold!Don't you leave me!
1408 01:07:02 Attention everyone!
1409 01:07:04 Poopypants here with a littleupdate on the Poopageddon.
1410 01:07:07 Due to the successof my plan thus far...
1411 01:07:10 We decided to wipe out laughter
1412 01:07:12 on the entire planet.
1413 01:07:14 After that, you know,I'll probably
1414 01:07:16 move on to other planets...
1415 01:07:17 Jupiter, Mars...
1416 01:07:18 can't forget Uranus!
1417 01:07:21 Wait. Did he just say...
1418 01:07:24 Your anus.
1419 01:07:26 I know!
1420 01:07:35 Uranus!
1421 01:07:37 Yeah, and once I'm throughwith the gas giants...
1422 01:07:40 I figure I'll goafter the other galaxies...
1423 01:07:42 What?
1424 01:07:44 It feels so good to laugh!
1425 01:07:50 No, stop it! Stop laughing!You're ruining everything!
1426 01:07:55 Yikes!Extra credit or survival?
1427 01:07:57 Extra credit or survival?
1428 01:07:59 I choose survival!
1429 01:08:12 Uh-oh!
1430 01:08:31 Oh, yeah!
1431 01:08:33 Wow!
1432 01:08:39 No, how could this be happening?
1433 01:08:41 Never underestimate
1434 01:08:42 the power of laughter,Poopypants!
1435 01:08:44 Oh, that's the stupidest thingI've ever heard.
1436 01:08:46 Oh!
1437 01:08:49 Ah! Whoa!
1438 01:09:04 Harold! Harold, we did it!
1439 01:09:07 Harold?
1440 01:09:08 I think I bruised a rib.
1441 01:09:10 Because I've never laughedso hard in my life!
1442 01:09:16 Oh, we'll see who's laughingonce I shrink you down...
1443 01:09:19 where you will livein my pocket forever...
1444 01:09:21 amongst mycherry-flavored lip balm...
1445 01:09:23 my butterscotch-flavoredlip balm...
1446 01:09:25 Oh, neato!
1447 01:09:26 My mint-flavoredlip balm...
1448 01:09:28 my extra-moisturizedSPF lip balm...
1449 01:09:32 and all of my lip balms!
1450 01:09:37 Why does one person haveso much lip balm?
1451 01:09:39 Help!Help!
1452 01:09:40 Please, anyone! Help!
1453 01:09:43 Help!
1454 01:09:52 Ooh, I hope you can findtiny enough pens...
1455 01:09:54 to make your small,little comic books with...
1456 01:09:57 'cause you're about toget smallified!
1457 01:10:08 Tra-la-laa!
1458 01:10:11 I feel...
1459 01:10:13 awesome!
1460 01:10:14 No way!
1461 01:10:15 He has real superpowers!
1462 01:10:17 Oh, that is an obvious twistthat I did not see coming...
1463 01:10:20 despite my many yearsof comic book studies!
1464 01:10:22 I have come to save the day!
1465 01:10:25 Yay!
1466 01:10:26 Yeah, and I've come to ruin it!
1467 01:10:28 So back off, buddy!
1468 01:10:32 Ha-ha!
1469 01:10:33 Ew, that's gross!
1470 01:10:35 Oh, there's morewhere that came from.
1471 01:10:36 Monday! Tuesday!Wednesday! Thursday!
1472 01:10:40 Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants!
1473 01:10:41 I am so glad that we gave himthat superpower!
1474 01:10:46 My Sizerator!
1475 01:10:48 Well, it's mine now!
1476 01:10:51 Alas!
1477 01:10:53 The final failurefor Professor Poopypants.
1478 01:10:57 Hmm. What does this button do?
1479 01:11:01 Oh...
1480 01:11:03 Well, hello down there!
1481 01:11:05 No!
1482 01:11:06 Must be holding it backwards.
1483 01:11:08 Yup. That was it.
1484 01:11:10 Wow. He is super dumb.
1485 01:11:13 I can't reach.
1486 01:11:15 Time to take you downonce and for all, Poopypants!
1487 01:11:17 Buzz off!
1488 01:11:22 Captain Underpants!
1489 01:11:23 Fly over hereso we can make you big again!
1490 01:11:25 Crackerjack idea.
1491 01:11:28 George, just don't...
1492 01:11:29 No!
1493 01:11:31 Ha-ha!
1494 01:11:32 Give him a big handfor that one, everybody!
1495 01:11:36 Get him.
1496 01:11:40 Whoops.
1497 01:11:42 Look what I've got.
1498 01:11:44 A tiny school
1499 01:11:46 filled with tiny children...
1500 01:11:48 and their tiny teacherswhose tiny salaries...
1501 01:11:50 reflect their size and also...
1502 01:11:52 the value society putson education.
1503 01:11:56 I'll take that!
1504 01:11:57 Oh! Then I'll take that!
1505 01:11:59 Ow! Did you just slap me?
1506 01:12:01 Yes, I did.And you deserved it.
1507 01:12:03 No, I didn't! Your handis huge! That hurt a lot!
1508 01:12:06 Give it back, it's mine!
1509 01:12:07 No! Hands off!
1510 01:12:08 No fair! No backsies!Give it to me!
1511 01:12:10 Would you just give me that?
1512 01:12:11 Now look what you've done!
1513 01:12:13 Give it!
1514 01:12:23 George!
1515 01:12:32 Gotcha!
1516 01:12:34 Yeah, that's more like it!
1517 01:12:37 Nice work, sidekicks!
1518 01:12:39 I'll just put this back downright here.
1519 01:12:41 No, no, no!Captain Underpants...
1520 01:12:43 There we go. Back to normal...
1521 01:12:45 like it never happened.
1522 01:12:48 Oh, no, where'd he go?
1523 01:12:50 You'll never catch me!
1524 01:12:52 You can't stopProfessor Poopypants!
1525 01:12:54 Get back here!I can't reach!
1526 01:12:56 Get him, Captain Underpants!
1527 01:12:57 A bee!Get away from me!
1528 01:13:00 I'm free!
1529 01:13:05 What? What the...Why would you do that?
1530 01:13:06 You just letthe bad guy get away!
1531 01:13:08 Come on, guys. Pretty surethe bee wasn't the bad guy.
1532 01:13:15 What the heck happened here?
1533 01:13:18 You're welcome, peace keeper!
1534 01:13:20 Would you keep it down?
1535 01:13:31 Did not see that coming!Take that, Doctor Diaper!
1536 01:13:38 I can't believe we made him.
1537 01:13:40 And he's even dumberin real life.
1538 01:13:43 Oh! Look! Little dolphins!
1539 01:13:49 We have to get rid of him,don't we?
1540 01:13:51 I think we do.
1541 01:13:53 I mean,he's a way bigger problem
1542 01:13:54 than Mr. Krupp ever was.
1543 01:13:59 But, you know, George...
1544 01:14:01 bringing back Krupppermanently...
1545 01:14:04 we'll never bein the same class again.
1546 01:14:07 Yeah, I know.
1547 01:14:09 But just 'cause we'rein separate classes,
1548 01:14:11 doesn't meanwe can't be friends...
1549 01:14:14 Well, yeah. I mean, we'llalways be friends. Right?
1550 01:14:17 Yeah. Hey, in fact,you know what?
1551 01:14:20 Let's do a blood oath.
1552 01:14:21 But minus the blood. I don'twanna see the blood. No blood.
1553 01:14:24 Pinky swear?
1554 01:14:25 No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm.
1555 01:14:26 Oh, got it!
1556 01:14:28 Oh, no. What? No!
1557 01:14:30 That's not sanitary.
1558 01:14:31 Can't we just doa verbal declaration
1559 01:14:33 of friendship or something?
1560 01:14:35 Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow.
1561 01:14:36 I haven't reallyprepared anything, but...
1562 01:14:40 I, Harold...
1563 01:14:42 hereby declare George
1564 01:14:43 as my best friend,permanently, forever.
1565 01:14:47 And I, George, acceptthe permanent rights...
1566 01:14:50 that Harold has given me
1567 01:14:52 to be his best friend forever...
1568 01:14:54 and the constitutionof friends...
1569 01:14:56 America, friendship.
1570 01:14:58 And the United Statesof America.
1571 01:14:59 Land and the United States.Good, okay, yeah.
1572 01:15:00 It's done. All right, cool.Phew.
1573 01:15:02 What a relief.Yeah, no kidding.
1574 01:15:04 I mean,why were we even worried...
1575 01:15:05 about that whole classroomthing in the first place?
1576 01:15:07 You know, I don't know.
1577 01:15:09 We were younger then.
1578 01:15:10 Clearly, we have grown.
1579 01:15:11 Clearly, we have.
1580 01:15:13 Chums!
1581 01:15:14 Thank you for chronicling
1582 01:15:15 my surprisinglygrounded biography.
1583 01:15:17 The truth is a slippery thing.
1584 01:15:20 And you nailed it.
1585 01:15:24 Now it is time to fly again!
1586 01:15:26 Farewell, my dear sidekicks.
1587 01:15:31 Goodbye, Captain Underpants.
1588 01:15:33 Goodbye.
1589 01:15:46 George! Harold!
1590 01:15:49 What am I doing in yourtree house again?
1591 01:15:54 You boys are in big trouble!
1592 01:15:57 I don't know how big yet...
1593 01:15:58 Why does this keep happening?
1594 01:16:00 Where are my clothes?Where are they?
1595 01:16:04 I don't get it.
1596 01:16:06 Why is Krupp so angry
1597 01:16:07 and Captain Underpants so happy?
1598 01:16:09 Maybe it's becauseCaptain Underpants had us.
1599 01:16:13 You know, he had friends.
1600 01:16:16 We could fix that.
1601 01:16:19 Yeah, you know, we could.
1602 01:16:23 So that's how we came
1603 01:16:25 to pull the rarest prankof all...
1604 01:16:27 The prank...
1605 01:16:29 for good.
1606 01:16:31 Huh?
1607 01:16:35 "Do you want to go a date?"
1608 01:16:38 A date?
1609 01:16:41 "Love, Edith."
1610 01:16:42 "Principal Krupp."
1611 01:16:43 Oh!
1612 01:16:45 Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog.
1613 01:16:50 Edith, the lunch lady.
1614 01:16:53 Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp?
1615 01:16:54 No! What?That's none of your business!
1616 01:16:57 But, if you must know...
1617 01:17:01 yeah, I actually do.
1618 01:17:05 By the way,I was tidying up my office...
1619 01:17:07 and I believethese belong to you...
1620 01:17:09 Our comics?
1621 01:17:11 Did you just pull that outof the garbage can?
1622 01:17:13 Well, I read them...
1623 01:17:14 and consideringthey're completely
1624 01:17:16 implausible, juvenile...
1625 01:17:17 and filled withthe lowest form of wit...
1626 01:17:19 potty humor...
1627 01:17:20 they're actually pretty funny.
1628 01:17:23 See ya later!
1629 01:17:27 Well, how about that...
1630 01:17:46 That's a good one.
1631 01:17:48 You know, it feels good to dosomething nice for Mr. Krupp.
1632 01:17:50 Yeah, you know what? It does.
1633 01:17:52 Promise we'll never do it again.
1634 01:17:54 Promise.
1635 01:17:55 Oh, my!
1636 01:17:56 I've never been to
1637 01:17:57 such a fancy restaurant before.
1638 01:18:00 Well, I had to go all outfor m'lady.
1639 01:18:05 Okay, if you say so, my man!
1640 01:18:10 Once again,that brings our story
1641 01:18:12 to its happy conclusion.
1642 01:18:14 I think there's some valuablelife lessons in there...
1643 01:18:16 somewhere.
1644 01:18:17 What the?
1645 01:18:18 Eat 'em up, yum, yum!
1646 01:18:20 You gotta be kidding me! No!
1647 01:18:23 Yum, yum! Eat 'em up!
1648 01:18:25 Oh, no!
1649 01:18:30 Waiter! Check please!
1650 01:18:36 Principal Krupp!
1651 01:18:38 Oh, no!
1652 01:18:41 Help!
1653 01:18:44 Hang on, sidekicks!
1654 01:18:45 I don't get it!
1655 01:18:46 I really thoughtbreaking that ring
1656 01:18:48 would get rid of his powers!
1657 01:18:50 Yeah, well, here we go again!
1658 01:18:57 Tra-la-laa!
1659 01:19:11 Are you worriedabout impending doom?
1660 01:19:14 Those evil villainsgot you filled with gloom
1661 01:19:17 But don? you fear,there's a hero in the sky
1662 01:19:20 The sky, the sky
1663 01:19:22 it's not a bird
1664 01:19:24 And it's not a plane
1665 01:19:26 And it's notan egg salad sandwich
1666 01:19:28 It's the waistband warrior
1667 01:19:30 Hear his mighty battle cry!
1668 01:19:32 Tra-la-laa!
1669 01:19:35 Hey, watch out, crime!
1670 01:19:38 It's Wedgie-power time
1671 01:19:39 Na, na, na, na, na
1672 01:19:41 Captain UnderpantsYeah, yeah, yeah
1673 01:19:43 Faster thana speeding waistband!
1674 01:19:47 He's bustin' down doors
1675 01:19:49 While wearing just his drawers
1676 01:19:51 Na, na, na, na, na
1677 01:19:52 Captain UnderpantsYeah, yeah, yeah
1678 01:19:54 More powerful than boxer shorts.
1679 01:19:56 His name is
1680 01:19:57 Under, Under, Underpants
1681 01:19:59 I'm sayin'
1682 01:20:00 Under, Under, Underpants
1683 01:20:02 Oh, yeah,by some unlikely chance
1684 01:20:04 Captain Underpants is his name
1685 01:20:06 Tra-la-laa!
1686 01:20:09 Snap your fingersand he'll be right there
1687 01:20:11 That freaky, bald dudein his underwear
1688 01:20:14 He'll drop those trousers and he?!Fight to save the day
1689 01:20:17 The day, the day
1690 01:20:20 Oh, there he goesin his dashing cape
1691 01:20:23 Here he comesin his tighty-whities
1692 01:20:26 All the bad guys soil themselves
1693 01:20:28 Every time they hear him say
1694 01:20:30 Tra-la-laa!
1695 01:20:33 Hey, who's that hunk'?
1696 01:20:35 Is that cation pre-shrunk'?
1697 01:20:37 Na, na, na, na, na
1698 01:20:38 Captain UnderpantsYeah, yeah, yeah
1699 01:20:40 It's time to fly again!
1700 01:20:44 Suspend your disbelief
1701 01:20:47 He'll save the worldin his briefs
1702 01:20:49 Na, na, na, na, na
1703 01:20:50 Captain UnderpantsYeah, yeah, yeah
1704 01:20:52 To the sky!
1705 01:20:55 Under, Under, Underpants
1706 01:20:57 I'm sayin'
1707 01:20:58 Under, Under, Underpants
1708 01:21:00 Check out that superhero stance
1709 01:21:01 Captain Underpants is his name
1710 01:21:03 Stand down, Poopypants!
1711 01:21:05 Oh...
1712 01:21:06 Under, Under, Underpants
1713 01:21:08 He's Captain
1714 01:21:09 Under, Under, Underpants
1715 01:21:11 Yeah, by some crazy circumstance
1716 01:21:13 Captain Underpants is his name
1717 01:21:15 Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa!
1718 01:21:17 Under, Under, Underpants
1719 01:21:20 Under, Under, Underpants
1720 01:21:30 Wait.
1721 01:21:31 No way!
1722 01:21:32 She's been on hold for,like, the whole movie.
1723 01:21:35 Come on, come on.
1724 01:21:37 Hello.
1725 01:21:38 Thank you for holding.How can I help...
1726 01:21:46 No!
1727 01:21:50 Right from the startcouldn't pull us apart
1728 01:21:52 It just works
1729 01:21:55 Nobody else evergets me as well on this earth
1730 01:22:00 Like Rock and RollMy shows and tellies
1731 01:22:03 Mac and cheese PBs and jellies
1732 01:22:06 Some things are better together
1733 01:22:08 And that's you and me
1734 01:22:11 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
1735 01:22:13 Man, I love you
1736 01:22:16 You're my brother from another
1737 01:22:19 Another mother
1738 01:22:21 You are my favorite
1739 01:22:24 I'm not ashamed to admit
1740 01:22:27 'Cause I do Dude, I do
1741 01:22:29 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
1742 01:22:32 Man, I love you
1743 01:22:35 You're my homie
1744 01:22:36 No one knows me Like you know me
1745 01:22:40 Like the sun and the moon
1746 01:22:43 All the best things come in twos
1747 01:22:46 What would I dowithout a friend like you?
1748 01:22:50 What, what, what, what
1749 01:22:51 What would I do'!What would I do?
1750 01:22:53 Without a friend like you
1751 01:22:55 What, what, what, what
1752 01:22:56 What would I do?What would I do?
1753 01:22:58 Without a friend like you
1754 01:23:00 Laugh tilt we cry when we'repassing the time away
1755 01:23:05 Even our fights always endwith a smile on our face
1756 01:23:10 Like black and white keyson a Wurli
1757 01:23:13 Sounds just rightand work in harmony
1758 01:23:16 Some things are better together
1759 01:23:18 And that's you and me
1760 01:23:21 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
1761 01:23:23 Man, I love you
1762 01:23:26 You're my brother from another
1763 01:23:29 Another mother
1764 01:23:31 You are my favorite
1765 01:23:34 I'm not ashamed to admit
1766 01:23:37 'Cause I do Dude, I do
1767 01:23:39 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
1768 01:23:42 Man, I love you
1769 01:23:45 You're my homie
1770 01:23:46 No one knows me like you know me
1771 01:23:50 Like the sun and the moon
1772 01:23:53 All the best things Come in twos
1773 01:23:55 What would I dowithout a friend like you?
1774 01:23:59 What, what, what, what
1775 01:24:01 What would I do'!What would I do?
1776 01:24:03 Without a friend like you
1777 01:24:05 What, what, what, what
1778 01:24:06 What would I do'!What would I do?
1779 01:24:08 Without a friend like you
1780 01:24:14 Without a friend like you
1781 01:24:16 With... With...Without a friend like you
1782 01:24:19 What would I do'?
1783 01:24:24 Without a friend like you
1784 01:24:29 With... With...Without a friend like you
1785 01:24:33 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
1786 01:24:36 Man, I love you
1787 01:24:38 You're my homie
1788 01:24:40 No one knows me Like you know me
1789 01:24:44 You are my favorite
1790 01:24:47 I'm not ashamed to admit
1791 01:24:49 'Cause I do Dude, I do
1792 01:24:52 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
1793 01:24:55 Man, I love you
1794 01:24:57 Got my back 1 got your back
1795 01:25:00 Like chiropractors
1796 01:25:03 Like the sun and the moon
1797 01:25:05 All the best things come in twos
1798 01:25:08 What would I dowithout a friend like you?
1799 01:25:12 What, what, what, what
1800 01:25:13 What would I do'!What would I do?
1801 01:25:15 Without a friend like you
1802 01:25:17 What, what, what, what
1803 01:25:18 What would I do?What would I do?
1804 01:25:21 Without a friend like you
1805 01:25:23 Give me a beat.
1806 01:25:25 Saturday, Saturday...
1807 01:25:28 I love Saturday
1808 01:25:31 Where everything is possible
1809 01:25:34 Nothing stands in our way
1810 01:25:38 Don't have to be responsible
1811 01:25:41 Everywhere we go
1812 01:25:44 Nobody says, "No”
1813 01:25:47 Yeah, finally we're free
1814 01:25:51 We got nowhere we need to be
1815 01:25:54 On Saturday, Saturday
1816 01:25:57 The sun has shinedon us, hey, hey, hey, hey
1817 01:26:00 I think it's time for a break
1818 01:26:04 We'll get awayGet away, eh, eh, eh...
1819 01:26:07 We can gocoloring the world together
1820 01:26:10 We can make a storythat'll last forever
1821 01:26:13 On Saturday,Saturday, eh, eh, eh
1822 01:26:17 Hey...
1823 01:26:19 The perfect day
1824 01:26:26 The perfect day
1825 01:26:32 Saturday
1826 01:26:33 There's one day every week
1827 01:26:37 No alarms gonna wake me up
1828 01:26:40 Stay in bed and sleep
1829 01:26:43 Or maybe watch TV too much
1830 01:26:47 Lazing all day long
1831 01:26:50 No one says it's wrong
1832 01:26:53 No, finally we're free
1833 01:26:56 We got nowhere we need to be
1834 01:26:59 On Saturday, Saturday
1835 01:27:03 The sun has shinedon us, hey, hey, hey, hey
1836 01:27:06 I think it's time for a break
1837 01:27:09 We'll get awayGet away, eh, eh, eh
1838 01:27:13 We can gocoloring the world together
1839 01:27:16 We can make a storythat'll last forever
1840 01:27:19 On Saturday,Saturday, eh, eh, eh
1841 01:27:23 Hey...
1842 01:27:25 The perfect day
1843 01:27:32 On Saturday
1844 01:27:40 Take your bagand leave your house
1845 01:27:43 Don't need no TVto be entertained
1846 01:27:45 We are the show
1847 01:27:46 Come now and play it subtleBring back all that we know
1848 01:27:50 Our songs the only thingthat's playing on the radio
1849 01:27:55 On Saturday, Saturday
1850 01:27:59 The sun has shinedon us, hey, hey, hey, hey
1851 01:28:02 I think it's time for a break
1852 01:28:05 We'll get away, get away
1853 01:28:08 The perfect day
1854 01:28:14 The perfect day
1855 01:28:19 We got nowhere we need to be
1856 01:28:22 On Saturday, Saturday