表情奇幻冒险(The Emoji Movie)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:27 The world we live in.
2 00:00:30 It's so wondrous, mysterious,
3 00:00:33 even magical.
4 00:00:36 No. No, not that world.
5 00:00:39 I meant this one.
6 00:00:42 The smartphone.
7 00:00:44 Each system and program and app is itsown little planet of perfect technology,
8 00:00:49 all providing services so necessary,so crucial, so unbelievably profound.
9 00:00:55 Look who just sent me a text.
10 00:00:57 Addie McAllister'?
11 00:00:58 Must be a mistake. Or a joke. Or a scam.
12 00:01:01 Don't send her your Social Security number.
13 00:01:02 Dude.
14 00:01:04 She's right there.
15 00:01:05 That's our user, Alex'
16 00:01:08 And, like every freshman in high school',
17 00:01:10 his whole life, everything,revolves around his phone.
18 00:01:19 And, as the pace of lifegets faster and faster...
19 00:01:23 Phones down in five.
20 00:01:24 And attention spansget shorter and shorter and...
21 00:01:27 You're probably not evenlistening to me fight now.
22 00:01:29 Who has the time to type out actual words?
23 00:01:32 And that's where we come in,
24 00:01:34 the most important inventionin the history of communication...
25 00:01:41 Emojis.
26 00:01:43 That's my home.
27 00:01:45 Textopolis.
28 00:01:49 Here, each of us does one thing,
29 00:01:51 and we have to nail it every time.
30 00:01:54 The Christmas Treejust has to stand there all festive.
31 00:01:58 Merry Christmas.
32 00:01:59 It's still September, Tim.
33 00:02:01 - The Princesses...- I am so pretty.
34 00:02:03 They inst got to wear their crownsand keep their hair combed,
35 00:02:05 You guys, we are so pretty.
36 00:02:09 Devil, Poop, Thumbs Up.
37 00:02:11 They just show up, and they're good to goo
38 00:02:13 But for the faces, the pressure is on.
39 00:02:16 Crier always has to cry,even if he's just won the lottery.
40 00:02:19 Hooray! I'm a billionaire!
41 00:02:22 The Laugher is always laughing,
42 00:02:24 even If he's just broken his arm.
43 00:02:26 I can see the bone!
44 00:02:30 Now, me, Tm a Meh.
45 00:02:32 So I got to be totally over it all the'time, you know, like, “Meh, who cares?"
46 00:02:36 Which is not as easy as it sounds'
47 00:02:38 I gotta be
48 00:02:40 Meh
49 00:02:41 I gotta be
50 00:02:43 Meh
51 00:02:52 Morning, Mrs. D.I see you have the little minis with you.
52 00:02:55 Theme as cum.
53 00:03:07 That is so adorable, I can't take it!
54 00:03:13 Now I'll never get them to sleep.
55 00:03:15 Stick to your one face, weirdo.
56 00:03:18 No! No!
57 00:03:20 It's hard to always act blasé,
58 00:03:22 when living in Textopolisis just so exciting.
59 00:03:25 Hello, good simians.
60 00:03:27 Those are some sharp attachés.
61 00:03:30 Yes, well, we have business to attend to.
62 00:03:32 - What kind of business?- Monkey business.
63 00:03:37 I sounded British.
64 00:03:39 Meh. That was really good.
65 00:03:41 Meh. Meh. That was a great...
66 00:03:45 - Whatcha doing there, mate?- Practicing.
67 00:03:47 Today is my first day on the phone.
68 00:03:48 Boy. I'm gonna be so meh.
69 00:03:51 What are you gonna do?
70 00:03:53 Me and the boysare gonna throw ourselves on the barbie!
71 00:03:56 Here's my sauce now.
72 00:03:58 G'day, mate.
73 00:04:02 Hey. Konnichiwa.
74 00:04:05 Sorry, emoticons.
75 00:04:07 I hate knocking over the elderly.Here, let me help, let me help.
76 00:04:10 My colon!
77 00:04:15 - Is that the time?- Hey, my eyes are up here, pal.
78 00:04:21 Yeah! All right!
79 00:04:31 Right on time.
80 00:04:36 So, last week,Alex sends me next to this guy.
81 00:04:42 That kid. Where does he get this stuff?
82 00:04:49 Why are you laughing, freak?
83 00:04:54 Now, unlike me, my parents are total pros.
84 00:04:58 Gene, please tell meyou weren't laughing just now.
85 00:05:01 In public.
86 00:05:03 He was. I remember.
87 00:05:06 Let's go somewhere more private.
88 00:05:11 I have some bad news, Gene.
89 00:05:13 And I'm afraid you'llhave the wrong reaction.
90 00:05:15 Okay. What's the wrong reaction?
91 00:05:18 Anything other than "meh."
92 00:05:22 Come on. I don't want to be late.
93 00:05:23 I'm not letting you go to work today.
94 00:05:25 - Wait, what?- You're just not ready, son.
95 00:05:28 Come on! Working in the cubeis an emoji's whole purpose in life.
96 00:05:31 Everybody my age is workingon the phone except for me.
97 00:05:34 Sweetie, that's not true.
98 00:05:38 Yeah! I'm gonna work on the phone,and I'm only 10.
99 00:05:41 That's because I believe in you.
100 00:05:44 Should we wash our hands?
101 00:05:49 No, no, no.
102 00:05:50 We're number two! We're number two!We're number two!
103 00:05:55 See?
104 00:05:59 I know I'm different, okay?
105 00:06:01 But when I need to, I can be meh.
106 00:06:04 I just...
107 00:06:06 I want to be a working emoji,you know, like...
108 00:06:09 Like everybody else, and then...
109 00:06:11 Then I would finally fit in, you know?
110 00:06:13 You fit in, honey.
111 00:06:15 No, I don't, Mom.
112 00:06:17 I never have.
113 00:06:18 But I can change all that if you'djust let me. Just give me a chance.
114 00:06:21 But what if you get sent out on the phone,making the wrong face?
115 00:06:25 No, Dad, I'll make the right face.
116 00:06:27 Look.
117 00:06:29 Meh...
118 00:06:31 You're so handsomewhen you make that face.
119 00:06:33 I think he's ready, Mel.
120 00:06:36 Meh.
121 00:06:39 Come on, Dad.
122 00:06:41 Let me prove it to you.
123 00:06:43 If you really think you're ready.
124 00:06:45 I am! Yes! Yes.I promise, I won't let you down.
125 00:06:50 Stop.
126 00:07:03 Congratulations, everyone!
127 00:07:05 What an exciting day for all of you.
128 00:07:09 It's really her. Pizza.
129 00:07:13 - Hey.- Your first day on the job.
130 00:07:17 Hi. Hi.
131 00:07:18 Don't be nervous. I won't bite.Hi. I'm Smiler.
132 00:07:22 Don't touch me.
133 00:07:24 I mean, hey.
134 00:07:26 As you know, I'm Smiler.
135 00:07:29 I am the system supervisor here
136 00:07:32 because I was the original emoji.
137 00:07:39 Here's how it works.
138 00:07:41 It's nothing fancy.
139 00:07:42 Wait a minute. It's really fancy.
140 00:07:50 You each haveyour own cube on the emoji bar.
141 00:07:53 If Alex chooses you,
142 00:07:55 should you be so lucky,your cube will light up.
143 00:08:00 It's showtime.
144 00:08:03 The scanner will scan you,
145 00:08:07 and that scan will get sentright up to Alex's text box.
146 00:08:12 And let me tell you, guys,
147 00:08:14 there is nothing like getting scannedfor the first time.
148 00:08:19 You're gonna love it. Really.
149 00:08:23 Now, over here is the favorites section
150 00:08:25 where you'll find all themost popular emojis.
151 00:08:30 And, of course, you'll find my cube here.
152 00:08:35 You are smooth.
153 00:08:37 Just doing my duty.
154 00:08:39 What? What did I say?
155 00:08:41 Rocket looking to party.
156 00:08:44 Come on, tell me you aren'tjust a little bit tempted.
157 00:08:47 Steven, for the last time,I don't want to buy a time-share.
158 00:08:50 Come on, man, it's Hi-5.You know me, I'm a favorite.
159 00:08:54 Alex hasn't picked you in weeks.
160 00:08:55 And if he stops picking you,you're no longer a favorite.
161 00:08:58 It's got to be some son of mistake.
162 00:08:59 I mean, look at me, I'm an attractive handgiving a high five.
163 00:09:03 - Fist Bump. Come on in.- Hey.
164 00:09:05 - Ladies.- Fist Bump? He's a Knucklehead. Literally.
165 00:09:09 Look at him. I can look like that.
166 00:09:12 Cramp. Huge mistake.
167 00:09:15 Help. Help me. Help up the hand.
168 00:09:18 - There you go.- Thanks, mate.
169 00:09:21 Hey, little Meh, how aboutyou create a distraction,
170 00:09:24 and then I'll just slip under the rope?
171 00:09:27 Is someone lost?
172 00:09:29 Smiler, hi. Just leaving.
173 00:09:30 Yeah, you know, just killing time
174 00:09:33 before I go back to mycube in the far corner
175 00:09:35 where Alex can't even see me anymore!
176 00:09:38 You may not be a favorite anymore,
177 00:09:40 but you will always havea place in the cube.
178 00:09:43 Yeah, in the nosebleeds.
179 00:09:46 I'm standing right here. Words hurt.
180 00:09:49 The most important thingI can tell you is to just be yourself.
181 00:09:54 I was made to be happy,so I am always smiling.
182 00:09:58 Places, please. Emojis to your cubes'
183 00:10:02 Attention, We've got incoming.
184 00:10:05 Got to be meh. Got to be meh.
185 00:10:08 Oh, my gosh, my own cube.
186 00:10:10 I can't believe it.I could put a plant over here.
187 00:10:13 And over here could goan inspirational calendar.
188 00:10:15 Okay. Got to be meh. Got to be meh.
189 00:10:18 Look at our son down there.
190 00:10:20 I'm just beaming
191 00:10:24 with pride.
192 00:10:27 You don't think he'll actually get picked,do you?
193 00:10:32 Hie-ro-gly-phics.
194 00:10:34 Hieroglyphics was an ancient languageof picture forms.
195 00:10:38 Does that remind anyone of anything?
196 00:10:40 Hello? A language of pictures. Anyone?
197 00:10:46 Early hieroglyphs dateback as far as 3300...
198 00:10:50 I got to reply to Addie's text.
199 00:10:52 - What should I write?- Nothing.
200 00:10:54 - Nothing?- Words aren't cool.
201 00:10:58 Okay. Be cool. Be cool.
202 00:11:02 All fight,Alex is not sure how he wants to play this.
203 00:11:06 I would really love it to be me.
204 00:11:08 Beam me up! Beam me up!
205 00:11:10 I need Thumbs Up on standby.
206 00:11:11 Yeah! Thumbs Up is going in!
207 00:11:16 Wait! Alex is changing his mind.
208 00:11:20 He's moving.
209 00:11:26 Okay. Looks like it's gonna be Meh.
210 00:11:31 I'm so nervous, I could almost shrug.
211 00:11:35 We are go for Meh.
212 00:11:37 Initiating scan.
213 00:11:38 Okay. You can do this.
214 00:11:42 - I can't do this! I can't do it!- What is this?
215 00:11:46 - Stop the scan!- I can't! It's too late!
216 00:11:50 Meh, meh, meh, meh.My goodness, I'm freaking out!
217 00:11:53 - What's he doing?- He's making the wrong face!
218 00:11:56 Good for him! Little... Wait, what?
219 00:11:59 Be meh! Be meh! Be meh!
220 00:12:01 Abort! Abort!
221 00:12:03 Shut it down! Shut it down!
222 00:12:13 What is that emoji?
223 00:12:15 Wrong emoji sent! Evacuate the Meh cube!
224 00:12:20 - Evacuate the cube!- I got to get out of here.
225 00:12:27 Get that bozo out of there!
226 00:12:28 I'm frying!
227 00:12:42 No!
228 00:12:46 Oh, my God.
229 00:12:55 The humanity.
230 00:12:57 Medic.
231 00:13:01 Sorry, everybody.That was not what I meant to do.
232 00:13:04 I kinda...
233 00:13:06 I kinda panicked.
234 00:13:07 Are you even a Meh at all?
235 00:13:10 - Who? Me?- Course he is.
236 00:13:12 He's my spitting image.
237 00:13:13 If you have expressions other than meh,
238 00:13:16 what you are is a malfunction.
239 00:13:24 Malfunction?
240 00:13:26 No! I can be meh.Just give me one more chance.
241 00:13:30 That's not gonna happen.
242 00:13:33 You know what would be really fun?Aboard meeting.
243 00:13:36 Where we could figure outwhat to do with you!
244 00:13:43 - I knew there was something wrong with him.- A malfunction?
245 00:13:46 - What's gonna happen to him?- He can't work on the phone.
246 00:13:48 What would Alex think?
247 00:13:50 - That's the guy.- What do his parents think?
248 00:14:07 I just wanted to be useful, you know?Fit in.
249 00:14:11 Now everybody thinks I'm a malfunction.
250 00:14:18 I am a malfunction.
251 00:14:21 Even if you are a malfunction, Gene,
252 00:14:24 your mom and dad still love you.
253 00:14:27 I knew you weren't ready.
254 00:14:29 Let's gel you out ofhere and take you home.
255 00:14:31 One day, all this will blow over,
256 00:14:34 and everyone will almost forgetabout what you did.
257 00:14:38 Until then,
258 00:14:39 you should probably staylocked up in the apartment.
259 00:14:42 Wait. You want to hide me away?
260 00:14:46 You're embarrassed of me.
261 00:14:47 It's for your own safety.
262 00:14:49 We're trying to protect you, son.
263 00:14:54 Gene? Where are you going?
264 00:14:56 I'm not gonna run away from this.
265 00:14:57 I'm an emoji, and even thoughI'm not sure exactly which one,
266 00:15:03 I've got to have some sort of purpose here.
267 00:15:05 I know it.
268 00:15:07 Gene, no.
269 00:15:09 Sweetie, please.
270 00:15:17 Boy.
271 00:15:18 - A malfunction...- Order! Order!
272 00:15:20 The motion is carried.
273 00:15:23 So, how'd it go, Gavel?
274 00:15:25 Hey, Light Bulb,tell me what's going on in there.
275 00:15:29 What? Poop, what is it?
276 00:15:31 Tell me, turd. Tell me true. What happened?
277 00:15:33 I know it was an accident.We all have accidents.
278 00:15:37 You're so soft, Poop.
279 00:15:39 Not too soft, I hope.
280 00:15:42 Gene!We were just gonna come looking for you.
281 00:15:45 Why don't you come inside the boardroom,and we can have a teeny, weeny chat.
282 00:16:00 I came up here to defend myself,but you seem pretty happy.
283 00:16:05 So, good news?
284 00:16:07 Right. I'm always happy.
285 00:16:10 Right. Hashtag truth.
286 00:16:13 Well, the only thingthat could ever make me unhappy
287 00:16:16 is if one of our emoji team made a mistake,
288 00:16:19 which caused Alex tolose faith in the phone.
289 00:16:25 And then our whole world gets wiped out.
290 00:16:30 Smiler, I double-pinky-swear promise to you
291 00:16:33 that I will never, evermake a mistake in the cube again.
292 00:16:37 We know you won't, Gene.We know you won't.
293 00:16:43 You know, the first time you said it, itsounded genuine, but then you repeated it,
294 00:16:47 and then, that was weird.
295 00:16:49 That's because we're setting you upwith our best Anti-Virus Bots.
296 00:16:56 So, they'll like... They'll just...They're gonna fix me'?
297 00:16:59 Actually, delete you. But yes!
298 00:17:02 - Wait, what?- If you get deleted,
299 00:17:05 you don't have to worry about
300 00:17:07 what your purpose is or the future
301 00:17:11 or why you're such a malfunction.
302 00:17:14 'Cause you're deleted, right?
303 00:17:16 All right, good talk.
304 00:17:17 Bots!
305 00:17:23 No!
306 00:17:27 Don't let him escape!
307 00:17:44 Party time! Wait a minute...
308 00:18:02 The air is better here.
309 00:18:07 - Beer, Tea.- I'm Coffee!
310 00:18:10 Sorry. Sheesh. So edgy.
311 00:18:19 My old cube.
312 00:18:22 Take a hike, Mike.
313 00:18:24 My name's not Mike. What?
314 00:18:27 - There's AV Bots coming!- For me?
315 00:18:29 Just because I'm in the wrong section?
316 00:18:34 Holy deleto!
317 00:18:41 - What do we do?- Quick! This way!
318 00:18:49 Let's go.
319 00:18:57 Don't tell anyone you're about to see this.
320 00:19:01 They'll never find us down here.
321 00:19:03 Where are we? The basement?
322 00:19:06 No. Welcome to the Loser Lounge,
323 00:19:09 where the emojiswho never get used hang out.
324 00:19:15 Go fish, Fish Cake With Swirl.
325 00:19:20 Sweep so you won't cry.Sweep so you won't cry.
326 00:19:23 Sweep so you won't cry.
327 00:19:27 I almost got deleted.
328 00:19:30 Me, Hi-5.
329 00:19:32 Hey. What's up, Hi-5?
330 00:19:34 They weren't trying to delete you.They were trying to delete me.
331 00:19:37 You? What's so important about youthey'd send out an entire team of Bots?
332 00:19:41 They say I'm a malfunction.
333 00:19:43 What?
334 00:19:46 You bringing malfunctionsin here now, Hi-5?
335 00:19:50 For crying out loud, Abandoned Luggage,
336 00:19:52 that had better not bemy leftover Chinese food.
337 00:19:57 What Chinese food?
338 00:20:02 Do you have any idea what it's liketo be living large, hashtag blessed,
339 00:20:05 the favorite of the favorites,and then demoted to this pit of despair?
340 00:20:11 Here, will you hit my calluses for me?
341 00:20:13 At least you're a working emoji.
342 00:20:15 That's all I ever wanted.
343 00:20:17 Well, if that's all it'll take
344 00:20:19 for you to be satisfied, then justfind a hacker and get reprogrammed.
345 00:20:23 It's not that complicated.
346 00:20:24 Where would I find a hacker?
347 00:20:25 In the Piracy app.
348 00:20:28 Who took my clear nail polish?
349 00:20:32 Piracy app?
350 00:20:33 To get there, I mean,I'd have to leave Textopolis.
351 00:20:36 So? I've done it. Would you be a brother?
352 00:20:39 One of the Princess emojisleft the phone altogether.
353 00:20:42 Now she lives on the cloud.
354 00:20:44 That is good.
355 00:20:46 I'm sure the hacker that helped her do thatcould easily reprogram you.
356 00:20:49 - The name's Jailbreak.- Jailbreak?
357 00:20:51 That's great! Reprogrammed.
358 00:20:54 I just need to be reprogrammed,
359 00:20:55 and then, I can finally bethe Meh I was meh to be.
360 00:20:59 Help me find that hacker, Hi-5.Will you? Please?
361 00:21:01 Maybe this hacker could help you, too.
362 00:21:03 Like rewrite some code,get you into the favorites section.
363 00:21:08 Wait a minute.
364 00:21:10 I've been trying to use my charisma
365 00:21:12 and sense of entitlementto get me back on top,
366 00:21:14 but all I need is a hacker.
367 00:21:16 Today's your lucky day. Let's roll.
368 00:21:19 Hey, can I come, too?
369 00:21:21 Talk to the hand, Red Wagon.
370 00:21:25 I thought I was.
371 00:21:27 Bye, Felicia.
372 00:21:30 Ciao, Fish Cake with Swirl.
373 00:21:32 Daddy's heading backto the VIPs where he belongs!
374 00:21:36 Wait. What about the Bots?
375 00:21:40 Good point. Good point.
376 00:21:59 Hey.
377 00:22:01 I shouldn't have picked the cactus.
378 00:22:02 - I just... I shouldn't have picked it.- You didn't even try to get the tree.
379 00:22:05 It's baffling. Let's go.
380 00:22:13 Hi-5?
381 00:22:16 Hello?
382 00:22:19 Hi-5?
383 00:22:21 - Where are you?- I'm right here!
384 00:22:24 Gene! Here we are, end of the text app.
385 00:22:31 No way.
386 00:22:33 Come on, Gene. It's perfectly safe.
387 00:22:35 - No!- Gene, help me!
388 00:22:37 - The wallpaper monster's got me!- No! Hold on, hold on!
389 00:22:39 Hi-5!
390 00:22:40 No. This is all my fault!I'm so sorry, Hi-5! I'm...
391 00:22:44 I'm just messing with you.
392 00:22:46 It's one of thoserubber finger-monster puppets
393 00:22:48 from the '80s. I collected the whole set.
394 00:22:51 All right, you coming?
395 00:22:53 - What do I do?- What do you mean?
396 00:22:54 Just take a step through the other side.
397 00:23:00 This is it.
398 00:23:01 The next time I come back here,
399 00:23:03 I'll be a real Meh.
400 00:23:09 Hi-5?
401 00:23:21 No!
402 00:23:27 Are you finished?
403 00:23:31 Where are we?
404 00:23:33 Welcome to the Wallpaper.
405 00:23:45 This place is incredible.
406 00:23:47 Each app is its own unique world.
407 00:23:50 That's my face. You're on my... Thank you.
408 00:23:57 What is this place?
409 00:23:58 WeChat.
410 00:24:05 It's like a whole other world.
411 00:24:07 It is.
412 00:24:14 What are they'?
413 00:24:15 They're Bubble Pups. They might be cute,but, man, are they clingy.
414 00:24:19 - Bubble Pups?- They're stickers, Gene.
415 00:24:21 Try to get with the program.
416 00:24:24 This is so cool.
417 00:24:25 Wait. What's in that one?
418 00:24:28 - Guys, look at this picture. Look at my baby.- This is what I ate for breakfast.
419 00:24:31 - This is what I ate for lunch!- Here's me on a hike!
420 00:24:33 Here's me in the gym!Here's me in the bathroom!
421 00:24:34 Everybody's talking about themselves.
422 00:24:37 How does he know so many people?
423 00:24:38 None of these people know him,but they like him,
424 00:24:41 and that's what mattersin this life, popularity.
425 00:24:45 I think I'd...
426 00:24:47 I think I'd rather just have a real friend.
427 00:24:49 A real friend?How's that gonna get you anywhere?
428 00:24:52 What you need are fans.
429 00:24:54 They give you completeand unrelenting support.
430 00:24:58 As long as you're on top.
431 00:25:01 Poor Gene. I blame myself.
432 00:25:04 I blame you, too.
433 00:25:07 I just wanted to be supportive.
434 00:25:09 You just wanted a vacation.
435 00:25:12 You take that back, Mel Meh.
436 00:25:18 Bots.
437 00:25:19 If they haven't found Gene by now,he must have skipped town.
438 00:25:22 You mean the Wallpaper?
439 00:25:24 Our boy's on the run.
440 00:25:26 How about we find him ourselves?
441 00:25:28 Yeah, for sure.
442 00:25:37 Tell all Bots to follow those Mehs.
443 00:25:39 I'm sure they'll know all thefreaky-deaky apps Gene will hide out in.
444 00:25:43 I'm really good at making plans, you guys.
445 00:25:46 Right?
446 00:25:48 Here we are. The Piracy app.
447 00:25:50 This is where we'll find Jailbreak.
448 00:25:53 But this is the Dictionary.
449 00:25:55 That's just what Alexwants his parents to think.
450 00:25:58 This is called a skin.
451 00:26:00 Really? What could a teenage boypossibly want to hide from his parents?
452 00:26:05 Just try to keep up.This place can gel a little rough.
453 00:26:17 Ahoy, mateys.
454 00:26:19 Look who's back!
455 00:26:21 Hi-5!
456 00:26:22 I'm a bit of a celebrity here.Always welcome.
457 00:26:25 Loser!
458 00:26:26 Come on. Follow me.
459 00:26:35 Great. Emojis.
460 00:26:36 I thought the conversation just got dumber.
461 00:26:39 Internet trolls. Just ignore them.
462 00:26:41 Eventually, they'll geta job or a girlfriend
463 00:26:43 or some sort of purpose in life,and they" stop.
464 00:26:49 Virus. We'll just...We'll just walk over this way.
465 00:26:56 - Hi! It's so great to see you again.- Do I know you?
466 00:26:59 It's Spam. Just sign here and I can get youspecial discounts on vitamins
467 00:27:03 and credit card offersthat can save you up to 25%.
468 00:27:04 - 25%?- No, no, no, don't get sucked in.
469 00:27:07 Back off, Spam!
470 00:27:08 It's the only way to deal... Back off!
471 00:27:10 Thank you very much!
472 00:27:12 You can illegally downloadour CD right here.
473 00:27:15 Hey, Trojan Horse. How are you?
474 00:27:17 Yeah, what'll it be, hand?
475 00:27:19 I'll have a bottle of "Hack Daniel's."
476 00:27:24 Maybe with a plate of cheese and hackers?
477 00:27:28 - Capisce?- You trying to find a hacker'?
478 00:27:30 - You can just ask, you know.- Sorry. Yes.
479 00:27:33 We're looking for a hacker named Jailbreak.
480 00:27:35 I know a guy that can hook you up.
481 00:27:40 Right over there.
482 00:27:43 He looks capable.
483 00:27:46 No, not him. Her.
484 00:27:49 Wait. He's a she?
485 00:27:52 Hey, Jailbreak.
486 00:27:54 - Mind if we join you?- Yes.
487 00:27:56 That's the thing aboutthe Internet, isn't it?
488 00:27:57 You can never tell if someone'sbeing ironic or sincere.
489 00:28:00 I sincerely, unironicallywant you to go away.
490 00:28:04 That's a good one.
491 00:28:08 So, here's the thing.My friend Gene here has a little problem.
492 00:28:11 Well, see, I'm supposed to be a Meh,
493 00:28:13 - but I don't really feel...- Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
494 00:28:15 No, that's good. And we thoughtyou could help, since you got the Princess,
495 00:28:18 - you know, off the phone.- Not interested.
496 00:28:25 Hold up. That's not a Meh face.
497 00:28:28 Bots! They're after me!
498 00:28:37 How are you doing that?
499 00:28:38 Look, it's just something I can do.Can you help us?
500 00:28:43 Follow me.
501 00:28:49 Bots! Delete my history!
502 00:28:53 I corrupted the entire hard drive.
503 00:28:56 I made the most delicious cinnamon buns.
504 00:29:01 Maybe if there was somethingto, you know, jog my memory.
505 00:29:09 Come on! Move!
506 00:29:11 Hey, Trolls, why is that mailboxwearing a tuxedo?
507 00:29:21 Hi! It's so great to see you again!Call me!
508 00:29:31 This tunnel will get us out of here.
509 00:29:33 Move!
510 00:29:58 Did that cloud taste sweet to you?
511 00:30:07 Help me! Help! I'm stuck!
512 00:30:09 - Sweet motherboard!- Where am I?
513 00:30:16 - Get me out of here.- Hey, Palm Face.
514 00:30:18 - Try getting him out the top!- Already on it!
515 00:30:21 Hold tight, Gene.
516 00:30:30 This feels very odd, and it smells.
517 00:30:32 I mean, it smells good, it smellsdelicious, but I still don't like it.
518 00:30:36 The game obviously thinks you're a candy,
519 00:30:38 even though you're weirdly misshapen,you know?
520 00:30:42 What are we gonna do?
521 00:30:43 Stay very still.
522 00:30:45 Don't worry. We've got your back.Right, Hi-5?
523 00:30:49 Hey, Fingers! You want to focus?
524 00:30:52 For your information, I happento have a sugar addiction,
525 00:30:54 - and it's a very serious...- Listen, Finger Head!
526 00:30:57 We have to get Gene out of the gamewithout blowing him up.
527 00:31:01 I don't want to blow up.
528 00:31:02 We have to match up the candies,so that Gene will drop to the bottom.
529 00:31:05 And we can't match himwith any yellows, or else...
530 00:31:10 Don't do that. Please don't do that.
531 00:31:11 Watch.
532 00:31:15 - You got it?- Match three in a row.
533 00:31:17 Don't blow Gene up. Got it.
534 00:31:18 And we have to be very careful.
535 00:31:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Careful. Candy!
536 00:31:25 - Watch it!- Hey!
537 00:31:27 No! No, no, no! Slow down.
538 00:31:29 Not the yellows! Not the yellows.
539 00:31:31 I said careful!
540 00:31:39 My mom just joined Facebook.Can you believe she wanted to friend me?
541 00:31:44 Hey, Addie, I was justwondering if you are...
542 00:31:48 - Tasty.- What?
543 00:31:49 Delicious.- Excuse me?
544 00:31:52 Sweet.
545 00:31:53 - Hey, Addie!- Hi, Nikki.
546 00:31:54 - No!- See you later, Alex.
547 00:31:57 Sugar Crush.
548 00:31:59 So over this.
549 00:32:06 Wireless Wireless. How may I help you?
550 00:32:07 I'd like to make an appointment.
551 00:32:09 It's like this phone isplaying games with me.
552 00:32:13 Hey, what does this do?
553 00:32:20 No!
554 00:32:22 Get me out of here!
555 00:32:28 - Suck it in!- No! Stop it! Stop, stop!
556 00:32:32 - It's not working.- Well, there's one option left.
557 00:32:35 We line you up with the yellows.
558 00:32:37 But you said not to do that.
559 00:32:38 Special candies gettransported to that jar.
560 00:32:41 The game might thinkyou're a special candy.
561 00:32:43 And what if it doesn't thinkI'm a special candy?
562 00:32:47 Well...
563 00:32:59 Jailbreak, hello? Hello, Jailbreak?- Sorry.
564 00:33:02 What if it doesn't thinkI'm a special candy?
565 00:33:04 I'm not too worried about it.
566 00:33:08 Okay, just do it.
567 00:33:17 Gene!
568 00:33:19 - Gene?- Hey. No!
569 00:33:23 Gene! You're alive!
570 00:33:26 You were trying to see if I had somehowturned into candy, weren't you?
571 00:33:30 Yes, I was. And you have not.
572 00:33:36 Hey. Looks like something popped upon Alex's calendar.
573 00:33:42 I'm sure it's nothing.
574 00:33:44 Alex made an appointmentat the phone store.
575 00:33:48 No!
576 00:33:50 Calm down, everyone!
577 00:33:53 Calm down.
578 00:33:54 Don't worry. Everything is fine.
579 00:33:57 Maybe Alex just wantsto buy some accessories.
580 00:34:00 His appointment is with technical support.
581 00:34:04 Well, I'm sure we still have plenty of timeto figure this out.
582 00:34:08 His appointment is for tomorrow.
583 00:34:12 Then maybe it's justfor some routine maintenance.
584 00:34:16 Actually, it's to erase the phone.
585 00:34:25 Listen, Gene, I'm about to becomeyour knight in shining armor.
586 00:34:29 - You are?- Yeah.
587 00:34:32 But first,we need to get uploaded to the cloud.
588 00:34:34 That's where we'll find the source codeto reprogram you.
589 00:34:38 The cloud?
590 00:34:39 Isn't that off the phone?
591 00:34:41 Ding, ding, ding, ding. You got it.
592 00:34:43 Yeah, the cloud. Off the phone.
593 00:34:47 We're in Candy Crush, obvs.
594 00:34:49 I know a shortcut to Just Dance,
595 00:34:51 which is right next to Dropbox,
596 00:34:53 where we can get uploaded to the cloud.
597 00:34:56 Of course.Just Dance, then boogie over to Dropbox,
598 00:34:57 catch the link, and zoom.
599 00:34:59 Hold up. Here's the stinker.
600 00:35:00 Before they let us into the cloud,we have to get past this firewall.
601 00:35:06 - The firewall uses face identification.- Yeah, the firewall.
602 00:35:09 Which is really annoying,because I've already tried to get through.
603 00:35:12 Guessed wrong once,and now I'm locked out for life.
604 00:35:14 Locked out for life?
605 00:35:15 You're thinking,'cause I can make different faces,
606 00:35:19 - the firewall will think I'm different emojis.- Yeah.
607 00:35:21 I wanted to say it 'cause it was my idea.
608 00:35:24 You know, women are alwayscoming up with stuff
609 00:35:25 that men are taking credit for.
610 00:35:27 - You know what...- Well, then let's hit the road.
611 00:35:30 Hi-5, you coming?
612 00:35:31 I'm coming!
613 00:35:34 Why do I always thinkI'm gonna come around on black licorice?
614 00:35:39 My precious.
615 00:35:40 Hey! Move it!
616 00:35:42 Certain death, here we come.
617 00:35:47 Let's try this one.
618 00:35:49 YouTube?
619 00:35:56 What a visual treat.
620 00:35:58 And I don't even need a remote.
621 00:36:04 That guy is so expressive.
622 00:36:06 He reminds me of Gene.
623 00:36:08 Yeah. Something really wrong with him.
624 00:36:11 - Mel.- Our son is a malfunction,
625 00:36:14 and you should never havelet him go into that cube.
626 00:36:17 Don't blame me for this, Mel.
627 00:36:19 I am hopping mad at you.
628 00:36:22 See?
629 00:36:26 Mary, I think we're being followed.
630 00:36:28 But don't overreact.
631 00:36:32 I told you not to overreact.
632 00:36:39 What are you doing now?
633 00:36:45 They'll be in there for hours.
634 00:37:01 Mary, where are you going?
635 00:37:03 I think we should go ourseparate ways, Mel.
636 00:37:06 I thought I knew the Meh that I married,
637 00:37:08 but maybe I don't.
638 00:37:11 But, Mary...
639 00:37:16 This tunnel will help us avoid the Bots.
640 00:37:18 Thanks for helping us.It's really nice of you.
641 00:37:21 NBD, dude. The truth is, you're helping me.
642 00:37:24 Come on, let's move it. Why so slow?
643 00:37:25 Hi-5, stop. Why are you getting so close?What's with you? Back off.
644 00:37:29 Can't stop now. I'm having a sugar rush!
645 00:37:31 I'll go around you.If I stop moving, my heart's gonna explode!
646 00:37:34 - Coming through, Jailbreak! Look out!- Hey! Watch it, Knuckle Butt!
647 00:37:38 I can't feel my face.
648 00:37:40 So, Jailbreak,back there you said I'm helping you.
649 00:37:43 I've been trying toget past that firewall for months.
650 00:37:46 Come on, come on! The faster we get there,the faster I become a favorite!
651 00:37:51 Look at me!
652 00:37:52 I just want to bounce out of here,get off the phone, and live on the cloud.
653 00:38:01 What just happened?
654 00:38:03 You don't like it here?
655 00:38:05 There's so many rules here.What is up with that?
656 00:38:08 The cloud is supposed to be amazing.
657 00:38:10 There's so much to see and do.
658 00:38:13 Sugar crash.
659 00:38:15 I can't hold on anymore.
660 00:38:16 Catch me, Gene. Catch me!
661 00:38:18 And you can be whoever you want.
662 00:38:23 - Thanks.- You're free! Come on!
663 00:38:27 Oh, my gosh, my hands are sweating.
664 00:38:30 You are a hand!
665 00:38:34 Yeah!
666 00:38:39 You know, come to think of it,I don't really remember
667 00:38:42 there ever being a hacker emoji.
668 00:38:45 You know, you're taking uptoo much of my brain space.
669 00:38:48 Let's keep the chitchat to a minimum.
670 00:38:52 - Someone likes you.- What are you talking about?
671 00:38:55 This is just like when Peace Signgave me just one finger.
672 00:38:58 I knew she was in love with me.
673 00:38:59 Let's go!
674 00:39:02 I'm never eatinganother piece of candy ever again.
675 00:39:07 Hi-5, don't do it.
676 00:39:09 Don't you do it.It's already been in there once.
677 00:39:14 Don't do it.
678 00:39:17 - Move it!- Are my fingers getting fat?
679 00:39:19 I'll tell you what,this bandage wasn't so tight before.
680 00:39:27 Okay. We get through this app,and Dropbox is right on the other side.
681 00:39:31 We just need to keep it super DL in here.
682 00:39:34 And no matter what, we can't tum it on.
683 00:39:41 OMG, this turned it on!
684 00:39:45 What? I'm a hand. It's a big, red button.
685 00:40:02 - What's happening?- No, no, no, no, no!
686 00:40:05 Welcome to Just Dance!
687 00:40:08 Follow my movesand you get to move forward.
688 00:40:11 Do the wrong moves and you get an "X."
689 00:40:15 Three strikes and you're out.
690 00:40:18 Out? What does she mean by "Out"?
691 00:40:20 Digital death.
692 00:40:22 Thanks to you, Fingers.Now we're gonna have to dance our way out.
693 00:40:26 Which is all right with me,'cause I can shake it like Michael.
694 00:40:29 Or Michael's glove, anyway.
695 00:40:31 Are you ready to dance?
696 00:40:36 This is bad, Gene. I can't dance.I got no groove.
697 00:40:39 Come on. Everybody can dance.
698 00:40:42 Not me, okay? I'm really stiff.
699 00:40:45 See? I can't... Don't understand.
700 00:40:49 Okay. No, no.
701 00:40:50 - Hey, no, stop, stop.- Stop, stop. She has to stop.
702 00:40:52 I see now what you are saying.Just follow her moves.
703 00:40:55 Ready to dance in three...
704 00:40:58 This I can't do.
705 00:41:00 - Two...- Dude...
706 00:41:01 - Just shut up and...- Dance!
707 00:41:17 It's too easy! Shamone!
708 00:41:35 Jailbreak!
709 00:41:37 I got you.
710 00:41:39 Look. Just feel the music.
711 00:41:41 - Express yourself.- Through dance?
712 00:41:47 Yeah, you got m Go, girl!
713 00:41:49 Now throw some sauce on that dance burrito.
714 00:41:53 I'm doing it!
715 00:41:55 I'm fully nailing this dance!
716 00:41:59 You got it!
717 00:42:08 Great job! You're moving on to free dance!
718 00:42:11 Impress us with your moves to move forward.
719 00:42:14 More dancing?
720 00:42:28 You're killing it, Gene! Slay!
721 00:42:34 Nice! Shake it, Gene. You won't break it.
722 00:42:37 Wait a minute!
723 00:42:39 I've never seen that dance before.
724 00:42:41 What's it called?
725 00:42:44 The Emoji Pop?
726 00:42:49 I love it!
727 00:42:51 What? You do?
728 00:42:56 Everybody, do the Emoji Pop!
729 00:43:18 Yes!
730 00:43:27 Princess.
731 00:43:29 You're the Princess emoji?
732 00:43:32 You never got off the phone.
733 00:43:33 Welcome, new players!
734 00:43:36 - What?- Who?
735 00:43:37 No!
736 00:43:46 - We got to go.- Don't worry.
737 00:43:48 They're robots. They can't dance.
738 00:43:50 Downloading funk protocol.
739 00:44:01 "Can't dance," he says.
740 00:44:10 Move!
741 00:44:12 Congratulations. You're a disco diva.
742 00:44:15 Hey, Alex, you gonna dance for us?
743 00:44:18 Alex, that's extra homework for you.
744 00:44:21 Hey, Alex, you gonna shake it?
745 00:44:23 No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
746 00:44:29 Alex must be deleting the app.
747 00:44:36 Watch out!
748 00:44:42 - No!- We got to get out of here.
749 00:44:44 Come on!
750 00:44:46 This song is my jam.
751 00:44:48 Hi-5, come on! Let's go!
752 00:44:57 Hurry!
753 00:45:03 - Hi-5!- Gene!
754 00:45:06 I got you!
755 00:45:12 Gene...
756 00:45:14 Hi-5!
757 00:45:32 Gene.
758 00:45:35 Hey, wait. Where's Hi-5?
759 00:45:39 Alex trashed the app.
760 00:45:42 And Hi-5 right along with it.
761 00:45:44 Wait, what? Wait, trashed?
762 00:45:46 Hi-5 is in the trash?
763 00:45:48 He wanted to dance.
764 00:45:49 But I knew it was a bad idea.
765 00:45:52 - I'm so sorry.- We got to get him out of there.
766 00:45:55 Gene, Dropbox is right here.That's our ticket to the cloud.
767 00:45:59 And the trash is onthe other side of the phone.
768 00:46:02 We don't know how manyother Bots are out there.
769 00:46:04 - I'm sorry.- No way. We can't go without Hi-5.
770 00:46:08 I don't care how faraway it is.
771 00:46:11 - Gene.- That's my friend down there.
772 00:46:13 I'm not just gonna leavehim to get deleted.
773 00:46:16 What? What is it?
774 00:46:19 I've always just thoughtyou got to look out for number one.
775 00:46:23 Well, what good is it to be number oneif there aren't any other numbers?
776 00:46:29 Okay.
777 00:46:31 I'm sorry. This is my malfunction.
778 00:46:34 I just... I can't be meh about anything.
779 00:46:37 This is why I'm going to get reprogrammed.
780 00:46:40 Well, it's actually kind of cool.
781 00:46:43 Wait, really?
782 00:46:48 You know, I think I know a shortcut.
783 00:46:51 We can take the music streams in Spotify.
784 00:46:53 Let's go give that big hand a hand.
785 00:46:57 Come on.
786 00:47:08 Alex trashed the Just Dance app,and our Bots are offline,
787 00:47:11 and it's giving me a real headache.
788 00:47:13 I am so angry.
789 00:47:16 I really need to stay happy.
790 00:47:18 Can we please lighten the mood?
791 00:47:21 No one can resist una fiesta!
792 00:47:26 Not that happy.
793 00:47:30 We've only got four hoursbefore Alex's phone appointment.
794 00:47:33 If they find a malfunction on the phone,we are all gonna be wiped.
795 00:47:37 Yeah.
796 00:47:38 She said, "Wiped."
797 00:47:41 Aim higher, Steven.
798 00:47:43 I didn't want to have to do this,but it is fun to press buttons.
799 00:47:51 The illegal upgrade.
800 00:47:59 Now that makes me happy.
801 00:48:09 I just want to dance.
802 00:48:11 Dance, please.
803 00:48:13 Quiet, you sassy gypsy-
804 00:48:19 - Where am I?- Hi! It's so great to see you again!
805 00:48:22 You're in the trash, Fingers for Brains.
806 00:48:25 - Get away from me, Troll.- Hi!
807 00:48:26 It's so great to see you again!
808 00:48:28 - I got to get out of here.- You can't.
809 00:48:30 And at the end of the day,
810 00:48:31 the trash gets emptied,and we're all gonna die!
811 00:48:34 No. No, no!
812 00:48:36 This is the last face you will ever see.
813 00:48:40 No!
814 00:48:57 - This is Spotify?- Yep.
815 00:48:59 Every one of those streamsis a different song.
816 00:49:01 Is it safe?
817 00:49:10 Yeah!
818 00:49:13 - Yeah!- Are you sure this is a good idea?
819 00:49:17 Fastest way to the trash, dude!
820 00:49:19 Could we at least pick a calmer stream?
821 00:49:22 Okay, buzzkill.
822 00:49:30 Alex. A bunch of peopleare hitting the promenade.
823 00:49:33 - I think Addie might be there, too.- That's perfect!
824 00:49:36 I have an appointment down there, anyway.I've got to get this phone fixed.
825 00:49:39 Bubble, bubble, bubble butt
826 00:49:40 - Hey, bubble butt.- Yeah, you do.
827 00:49:46 Much better.
828 00:49:48 So, I got to ask.
829 00:49:50 Is it true that when a princess whistles,birds fly down from the skies, and...
830 00:49:53 Hello, stereotype.That is a complete and total myth.
831 00:49:57 I'm sorry.
832 00:49:59 Did you realize that onthe first emoji set,
833 00:50:02 a woman can either be aprincess or a bride?
834 00:50:05 That's why I need to get to the cloud,where you can be whoever you want to be.
835 00:50:10 Gel ready. Whale song coming.
836 00:50:12 - Wait, wait. Whale what?- A whale song.
837 00:50:14 From Alex's biology presentation.
838 00:50:28 You're not gonna see thatsitting around in a cube.
839 00:50:33 It's funny.You want out of the cube, and I want in.
840 00:50:37 Gene, if that means you can't be yourself,what's the point?
841 00:50:43 You know, I think you're pretty cooljust the way you are.
842 00:51:00 We're gonna need this.
843 00:51:06 Nobody knowsthe touchscreens I've seen
844 00:51:11 Nobody knows my screenshots
845 00:51:15 In the trash? Me? I used to be somebody.
846 00:51:20 Here I am. Look.In an old e-mail Alex never sent.
847 00:51:23 "Addie..."
848 00:51:27 And then there's me, Hi-5,
849 00:51:29 right there, doing my job.
850 00:51:33 FYI, nobody cares about you.
851 00:51:36 Just leave me, Troll, and let me die
852 00:51:40 in this dump alone.
853 00:51:43 Let me look for the world'ssmallest violin in here,
854 00:51:46 so you can play it.
855 00:51:50 It's the Hand Angel of Mercy.She's finally come for me.
856 00:51:55 Give me your hand!
857 00:51:56 I mean, give me yourself.
858 00:51:58 Take my hand, angel.
859 00:52:01 I'm ready to take my placeamongst the other great hands of the past.
860 00:52:04 - It's me, Gene!- Gene?
861 00:52:07 The one and only.
862 00:52:08 - Gene!- I got him!
863 00:52:14 Take me with you.
864 00:52:16 - Hi-5!- Let go of me.
865 00:52:18 Don't leave me down here!
866 00:52:22 You were wrong, Troll.People do care about me.
867 00:52:25 And I'm not upset, Troll.
868 00:52:26 Do you see how not upset I am?
869 00:52:31 Gene, you came back for me.
870 00:52:34 You saved me.
871 00:52:36 It wasn't just me. Jailbreak helped, too.
872 00:52:38 And she's a hugger. Give her a squeeze.
873 00:52:40 No, no, no.
874 00:52:42 There really is nothing greaterthan the feeling of being truly free.
875 00:52:52 You filthy trolls, I inhaled your stench,
876 00:52:55 but I was once one of you,so I, too, feel your pain.
877 00:52:58 Now go. Be free!
878 00:53:02 Should be smooth sailing from here.
879 00:53:15 Gene.
880 00:53:20 Gene.
881 00:53:27 Gene?
882 00:53:28 Are you Instagramming?
883 00:53:40 Where is my Gene?
884 00:54:09 Mary.
885 00:54:11 You've really done it this time.
886 00:54:14 - No, you haven't.- Mel?
887 00:54:17 What are you doingin Alex's trip to France album?
888 00:54:20 I was looking for you.
889 00:54:22 None of this is your fault, Mary.
890 00:54:24 It's mine.
891 00:54:26 What do you mean?
892 00:54:33 Is that a tear on your cheek?
893 00:54:36 It's my fault Gene is the way he is.
894 00:54:39 I have other expressions, too.
895 00:54:41 I think they've just been buried away.
896 00:54:44 But with Gene going missingand thinking I might have lost you, too...
897 00:54:49 Mel. Why didn't you tell me?
898 00:54:53 I didn't know myself.
899 00:54:55 Right now, I'm so overwhelmedwith passionate feelings for you.
900 00:55:06 Mary, my love for you burnswith the intensity
901 00:55:10 of a red-hot flame.
902 00:55:12 I like that, Mel.
903 00:55:16 Let's go find our son.
904 00:55:18 Together.
905 00:55:24 We'll always have Paris, Mary.
906 00:55:31 So, you're a princess.
907 00:55:33 I saw your little tiara. Very fancy.
908 00:55:36 Is it true when a princess whistles,
909 00:55:38 - birds fly down from...- That's what I said!
910 00:55:40 No, guys! That's a stupid myth!
911 00:55:43 What software version are we living in?
912 00:55:45 Go read an e-book.
913 00:55:47 - Jailbreak...- Educate yourselves.
914 00:55:48 - Just look behind you.- What the...
915 00:55:53 What is that?
916 00:55:54 Smiler must have upgraded her Bots.
917 00:55:56 Let's get out of here before it...
918 00:55:57 Hi, Gene. Remember me? Smiler.
919 00:55:59 I'm coming to you fivefrom the amphitheater.
920 00:56:02 Why don't you come back to Textopolis andwe can talk through our differences, okay?
921 00:56:07 My friend here win' escort you, of! right?I'm gonna see you soon, buddy. Bye, now.
922 00:56:12 We're actually gonna delete himin front of everyone.
923 00:56:15 - Il's still on!- It's still what?
924 00:56:17 Jiminy Sassafras!
925 00:56:21 Move!
926 00:56:30 Separate!
927 00:56:49 Tangle him up!
928 00:56:56 Jailbreak!- Gene! This way!
929 00:56:59 - It's still after me!- Over here!
930 00:57:09 Let's go.
931 00:57:13 We have to make it to Dropbox.
932 00:57:19 Yes!'Yes!
933 00:57:21 - No!- Go low!
934 00:57:33 Don't worry. It can't get in.
935 00:57:34 It's illegal malware,and this app is secure.
936 00:57:41 Come on.
937 00:57:43 Welcome to Dropbox.You are about to leave the phone.
938 00:57:47 Remain seated, please.
939 00:57:51 You might want to hang on.
940 00:57:53 Why do they call this Dropbox, anyway?
941 00:57:55 This is why! I see that now!
942 00:58:00 Yeah!
943 00:58:05 I think we're about to seethat candy com again!
944 00:58:13 We made it.
945 00:58:15 Guys, guys, chill.We still have to get past that.
946 00:58:29 - Holy...- Yeah.
947 00:58:31 Hello.
948 00:58:33 Welcome to the firewall.
949 00:58:34 How may I help you?
950 00:58:36 - All right, here goes.- What do I do?
951 00:58:38 Sit in the corner and don't say a word.
952 00:58:40 Keep those sausage fingers to yourself.
953 00:58:42 Yes, Your Majesty Princess of Nightmares!
954 00:58:45 Now, Gene, step onto the password icon,and I'll feed you the passwords.
955 00:58:49 Okay.
956 00:58:52 Okay. 10-11-2002.
957 00:58:57 10-11-2002.
958 00:59:03 Access denied.
959 00:59:06 Okay, try a different expression.
960 00:59:08 Is it gonna blast me every time I mess up?
961 00:59:10 Yeah, kinda.
962 00:59:11 What do you mean, "Kinda"?
963 00:59:13 Ready?
964 00:59:15 Welcome to the firewall.
965 00:59:17 His favorite food. Chimichangas.
966 00:59:19 Chimichangas?
967 00:59:23 Access denied.
968 00:59:27 This might take a while.
969 00:59:28 On, boy.
970 00:59:30 Krav Maga.
971 00:59:32 Krav Maga.
972 00:59:34 - Major Lazer.- Major Lazer.
973 00:59:37 Abuela Dora!
974 00:59:38 Skate or die.
975 00:59:40 Access denied.
976 00:59:42 Denied.
977 00:59:50 I don't get it.
978 00:59:52 We've tried all the important thingsin Alex's life.
979 00:59:55 His favorite pet, sport,his favorite grandma.
980 00:59:59 I'm sorry, Gene.
981 01:00:00 I let us all down.
982 01:00:04 You know, if I had tocome up with a password,
983 01:00:08 I'd probably use thename of a girl I liked.
984 01:00:10 I've been all over the phone.
985 01:00:12 He's never mentioned a girl.
986 01:00:14 Yes, he has.
987 01:00:16 Hi. When I was in the trash,I read a very interesting e-mail,
988 01:00:20 but I'm just the dunce in the corner,forbidden to speak.
989 01:00:24 - What e-mail?- Sorry, what?
990 01:00:26 What e-mail?
991 01:00:27 To a girl at school.
992 01:00:28 He was declaring hisfeelings of love for her.
993 01:00:30 I guess instead of sending it,he tossed it in the trash.
994 01:00:33 Hi-5, this is very important.
995 01:00:35 What is her name?
996 01:00:37 Her name, yes. Excellent question.
997 01:00:39 It was Tina.
998 01:00:42 Karen.
999 01:00:43 Marge. Lindsey.
1000 01:00:45 Alison.
1001 01:00:48 Sarah or Lupita.
1002 01:00:50 I want to say Lupita,
1003 01:00:52 but that doesn't feel rightnow I'm saying it out loud.
1004 01:00:55 Jennifer.
1005 01:00:56 - Got to find that e-mail.- Phillipa.
1006 01:00:57 - Sue. Deborah.- I think I can access the trash.
1007 01:00:59 Annabelle.
1008 01:01:00 - I got it! Addie!- Yes!
1009 01:01:01 Yes! That's it! Addie!
1010 01:01:03 I knew I'd get there.
1011 01:01:06 "Dear Addie, you and I,we're like diamonds in the sky.
1012 01:01:10 "You're a shooting star I see,
1013 01:01:12 "a vision of ecstasy.
1014 01:01:14 "Shine bright like a diamond."
1015 01:01:20 And he used a high five, see?
1016 01:01:22 I guess now we know why he trashed it.
1017 01:01:24 Shade.
1018 01:01:26 Guys, should we try this?
1019 01:01:37 Addie.
1020 01:01:40 Access granted.
1021 01:01:44 Snap.
1022 01:01:59 This place is amazing.
1023 01:02:03 The cloud.
1024 01:02:04 I can't believe it.
1025 01:02:08 One little emoji could sure gel lostin a place like this.
1026 01:02:16 I guess we should make you a Mehbefore that Bot comes back, huh?
1027 01:02:23 So, we're gonna... We're gonna do that now?
1028 01:02:27 We had a deal.
1029 01:02:29 Right?
1030 01:02:31 Yeah, okay. Right.
1031 01:02:34 I guess I'll start hacking.
1032 01:02:59 We did it, Gene.
1033 01:03:00 All our dreams are coming true.
1034 01:03:02 I'll be an Alex favorite again,and you'll be a real Meh.
1035 01:03:06 Yeah!
1036 01:03:07 Do the hand danceDo the hand dance
1037 01:03:09 And pinky Pop it with the pinky
1038 01:03:11 Pop it with the pinky
1039 01:03:12 Yeah, but this all seemskind of super-fast now, though.
1040 01:03:15 Doesn't it?
1041 01:03:17 Hi-5, I just didn't expectto be having these feelings right now.
1042 01:03:21 Well, maybe you should go and express themwhile you still can.
1043 01:03:30 So, I've been... I mean...
1044 01:03:34 Ever since we...
1045 01:03:37 Jailbreak, you're the coolest,most interesting emoji I've ever met.
1046 01:03:41 And after all the adventures that we had,
1047 01:03:44 I'm just not sure I wantall that to go away,
1048 01:03:46 because my feelingsright now are, like, huge.
1049 01:03:50 I just think that they could be enoughfor me to want to stay the way I am.
1050 01:03:55 If it means I could stay here with you.
1051 01:03:57 Like, forever.
1052 01:03:58 Forever and ever and ever.
1053 01:04:01 Maybe longer than that even.
1054 01:04:03 Like in the fairy tales.
1055 01:04:10 Like, what is "uh"? ls that a good "uh"?
1056 01:04:14 Gene, if this is aboutyou deciding not to be meh,
1057 01:04:17 then I am all about that.
1058 01:04:21 I like you just the way you are.
1059 01:04:25 But I had a plan.
1060 01:04:29 Right.
1061 01:04:31 I'm not just some princess, Gene,waiting for my prince.
1062 01:04:38 I mean, what you said was beautiful, but...
1063 01:04:43 Gene.
1064 01:04:47 You're all meh.
1065 01:04:49 The source code worked!
1066 01:04:50 Turns out I didn't need it.
1067 01:04:53 For the first time in mylife, meh is all I feel.
1068 01:04:59 No! Gene!
1069 01:05:02 Hi. I have an appointment.I'm a little early.
1070 01:05:04 No problem. I can take you right now.
1071 01:05:26 Jailbreak!
1072 01:05:27 Don't do that!
1073 01:05:29 That freaky huge Bot has got Geneback inside the phone.
1074 01:05:32 What?
1075 01:05:33 He left looking more mehthan the meh-est meh face I've ever seen.
1076 01:05:37 What did you say to him?
1077 01:05:39 It's what I didn't say.
1078 01:05:43 We've got to go get him.
1079 01:05:44 How are we gonna get in there in timebefore he gets deleted?
1080 01:05:48 I can't believe I'm doing this.
1081 01:05:51 You tell anyone you saw this,and I'll crack more than those knuckles.
1082 01:06:35 Birds do love princesses!
1083 01:06:37 It's not a myth.
1084 01:06:39 It's not a myth at all!
1085 01:06:43 What happened to becoming a favorite?
1086 01:06:45 Guess I'd rather have one real friend.
1087 01:06:47 And let's go get him.
1088 01:06:53 I can't wait to see thelook on Gene's face!
1089 01:06:58 Look at that expression.
1090 01:07:03 Is that for realizingyou've put all of Textopolis at risk,
1091 01:07:07 causing Alex to question our reliability?
1092 01:07:11 Hey, that's going too far, even for me.
1093 01:07:14 If we can delete this malfunctionbefore his appointment,
1094 01:07:18 they'll discoverthere's nothing wrong with the phone.
1095 01:07:20 Any last words?
1096 01:07:23 Meh.
1097 01:07:24 Well, it's loo late for that.
1098 01:07:26 - Delete him!- Wait.
1099 01:07:31 You delete Gene,you'll have to delete me, too.
1100 01:07:34 - What?- I have the same malfunction Gene does.
1101 01:07:41 Dad?
1102 01:07:42 Oh, gosh, I don't know what to do.
1103 01:07:45 Yes, I do.
1104 01:07:46 Bot!
1105 01:07:48 No!
1106 01:07:50 Sorry, Mrs. Meh.
1107 01:07:57 I did not see that one coming.
1108 01:07:59 Smiler, I think you might be makingtoo much stink out of all this.
1109 01:08:03 Really? How about you're next?
1110 01:08:09 I was wrong, Gene.
1111 01:08:11 I should've believed in you all along.
1112 01:08:14 What a touching daddy-son reunion moment.
1113 01:08:17 It reminds me of thetime I deleted you both.
1114 01:08:20 Wait. That's this time!
1115 01:08:22 Delete the two malfunctions!
1116 01:08:26 No.
1117 01:08:30 Hows that for an...
1118 01:08:40 Great.
1119 01:08:52 I can't reach!
1120 01:09:08 No! What did you do to my beautiful...
1121 01:09:13 My tooth.
1122 01:09:17 Hand, button.
1123 01:09:22 Jailbreak?
1124 01:09:24 Gene.
1125 01:09:26 You really are a Meh.
1126 01:09:28 What happened to looking outfor number one?
1127 01:09:31 Being number one doesn't matterif there aren't any other numbers.
1128 01:09:38 Alex's appointment!
1129 01:09:39 He's deleting the phone!
1130 01:09:41 No, no, no!
1131 01:09:42 Show me Alex.
1132 01:09:48 Are you sure you want to delete everything?
1133 01:09:49 Do it.
1134 01:09:55 Red alert! Red alert!
1135 01:09:57 Alex, no!
1136 01:10:06 Game over.
1137 01:10:10 Fellas, I'm afraid this is last call.
1138 01:10:13 Dude, Addie's here. You should go over.
1139 01:10:20 Every time I try, I screw it up.
1140 01:10:23 I don't know how to tell her how I feel.
1141 01:10:25 If we help Alex connect to Addie,maybe he won't delete us.
1142 01:10:28 I might be able to bypass the wipeand get a text through to him.
1143 01:10:31 But we'll only have time to send one.
1144 01:10:33 Maybe I should go.
1145 01:10:34 He has love in his eyes.
1146 01:10:36 Send me. Alex looks nervous, too.
1147 01:10:39 He's more shy than nervous.
1148 01:10:41 Stop!
1149 01:10:44 It's Gene.
1150 01:10:45 He's all of those things.
1151 01:10:48 An emoji should only be one thing.
1152 01:10:51 Really'?
1153 01:10:53 The Princess!
1154 01:10:54 Linda!
1155 01:10:56 Not now, Mom!
1156 01:10:57 Gene, you got this.
1157 01:11:01 That's not me anymore.
1158 01:11:11 But I have to try.
1159 01:11:14 It's starting!
1160 01:11:15 No, it's ending!
1161 01:11:35 - Almost in?- I'm working on it.
1162 01:11:40 Mom? Dad?
1163 01:11:43 No.
1164 01:11:45 I'm in.
1165 01:11:47 Last time I was in this cube,I screwed everything up.
1166 01:11:50 Gene, why do you think I came back?
1167 01:11:54 It's because of you.
1168 01:11:56 Me?
1169 01:11:58 It's all inside of you, Gene.
1170 01:12:00 Just try to bring it back.
1171 01:12:03 And do you.
1172 01:12:06 - Hi-5!- I don't want to wave good-bye.
1173 01:12:09 It's now or never, Gene.
1174 01:12:34 Jailbreak, now!
1175 01:12:52 Check out this emoji.
1176 01:13:07 No way.
1177 01:13:24 Hey, I got your text.
1178 01:13:26 That's one super-cool emoji.
1179 01:13:28 I know, right?
1180 01:13:32 A lot of feelings in one. I get it.
1181 01:13:35 I like that you're one of those guyswho can actually express his feelings.
1182 01:13:39 Yeah. That's me.
1183 01:13:48 - So, do you think you'd want to...- Yes.
1184 01:13:51 I'd love to go to the dance with you.
1185 01:13:55 Hey, excuse me.
1186 01:14:23 We made it!
1187 01:14:25 I could've lost you, Peter Pinkie.
1188 01:14:27 Or you, Reggie Ring Finger.
1189 01:14:28 Even you, Tiberius Thumb.
1190 01:14:37 Change your mind?
1191 01:14:39 Yeah, maybe it's weird, but...
1192 01:14:41 I'm gonna hold on to it.
1193 01:14:44 Gene, you did it!
1194 01:14:45 You saved us all!
1195 01:14:59 Oh, Mel.
1196 01:15:02 Gene! Gene!
1197 01:15:04 Gene! Gene! Gene!
1198 01:15:06 Gene. Gene. Gene.
1199 01:15:09 Gene! Gene! Gene! Gene!
1200 01:15:13 Gene! Gene! Gene!
1201 01:15:17 They love us! And Hi-5!
1202 01:15:19 And Hi-5! And Hi-5! And Hi-5!
1203 01:15:21 They love both of us!
1204 01:15:41 Hey, what up, Gene? Slap me some skin.
1205 01:15:45 And a little porridge for the pinkie.
1206 01:15:47 Hey, Hi-5, save me a dance for later.
1207 01:15:51 As long as you're not all hands again.
1208 01:15:54 Back on top of the hand pile.
1209 01:15:58 You're not on the list.
1210 01:15:59 - Wait, what?- What's going on?
1211 01:16:01 From now on, everyone is welcome!
1212 01:16:04 Wait, what is all this?
1213 01:16:06 It's for you, Gene.
1214 01:16:11 Everybody, the Emoji Pop!
1215 01:16:26 This is jazzy.
1216 01:16:35 Yeah.
1217 01:16:36 Go, Eggplant! Go, Eggplant! Go, Eggplant!
1218 01:16:56 We are out of Alex's pocket, emojis.
1219 01:16:59 This is not a butt dial.
1220 01:17:01 To your cubes.
1221 01:17:12 - Are we up and running?- Roger that.
1222 01:17:14 Good, 'cause we got incoming.
1223 01:17:16 Looks like it's gonna be Gene.
