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1 00:00:26 Subtitles by explosiveskull
2 00:00:32 (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
3 00:01:08 INSTRUCTOR: (ON SPEAKERS)A nurse should monitor
4 00:01:09 for which side effectof antiplatelet medication?
5 00:01:13 A, drop in blood pressure.B, hot flashes.
6 00:01:15 C, bloody stools.D, blurred vision.
7 00:01:18 Blood pressure.
8 00:01:19 C, bloody stools.
9 00:01:21 - (SIGHS)- (CLICKS)
10 00:01:23 Antiplatelet, bloody stools.
11 00:01:26 ♪ Antiplatelet,bloody stools
12 00:01:28 ♪ Bloody stools,bloody stools
13 00:01:30 ♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stoolsOh, the doo-dah day
14 00:01:34 ♪ Oh, the doo-dah dayOh, the doo-dah day
15 00:01:37 ♪ Antiplatelet,bloody stools ♪
16 00:01:40 (WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV)
17 00:01:46 (SIGHS) Watch some sportslike real men.
18 00:01:49 This has 10 times the emotionof your football.
19 00:01:51 (SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
20 00:01:53 It's ridiculous.
21 00:01:55 Hey. Sorry, some surfergave me wet money.
22 00:01:58 Well, hereare your deliveries.
23 00:02:00 Oh, and I would save650 Cypress for last.
24 00:02:03 (SIGHS) Canadian baconand pineapple? No. Ew.
25 00:02:06 Hey, he's cute,and you might have fun.
26 00:02:07 I don't have time for fun.
27 00:02:09 Well, thenyou're doing it wrong.
28 00:02:10 Add it to the list.
29 00:02:12 COOK: It's not ridiculous.
30 00:02:14 These stories comefrom real life.
31 00:02:15 Crazy things happenall the time.
32 00:02:17 Come on,back me up on this.
33 00:02:19 I don't watchthis shit.
34 00:02:20 I don't even hear it. It'slike working at my abuela's.
35 00:02:22 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
36 00:02:28 Huh.
37 00:02:31 (CHUCKLING)
38 00:02:33 INSTRUCTOR: When suctioningmucus from a patient's lung,
39 00:02:35 which action completesthe procedure...
40 00:02:37 (HONKS)
41 00:02:38 KATE: Hey, girls,come on, let's go!
42 00:02:40 - Hey, Mom!- Hi, Mom!
43 00:02:41 Move! We gotta go!
44 00:02:46 Really, Mom? The sign?
45 00:02:48 Be embarrassedin the car, okay?
46 00:02:49 I've got eight minutes to getthese pizzas across town.
47 00:02:51 Move!
48 00:02:53 How was school?
49 00:02:55 - EMILY: Fine.- Oh, don't tip 'em.
50 00:03:00 (WOMEN CHEERING)
51 00:03:02 COLIN: Change of plans, sir.
52 00:03:04 We're just havingsome minor mechanical issues.
53 00:03:06 We'll dock at the nearestharbor for some repairs
54 00:03:09 and I'll arrange to have
55 00:03:10 the carpetsprofessionally cleaned.
56 00:03:12 Don't need to know howthe sausage is made, Colin!
57 00:03:15 - COLIN: Absolutely right, sir.- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
58 00:03:20 (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
59 00:04:16 - Papa. Papa.- Mmm-hmm.
60 00:05:02 INSTRUCTOR:When swabbing fecal matter,
61 00:05:04 a nurse should take whichof the following precautions?
62 00:05:06 - OLIVIA: Bye, Mom!- MOLLY: See ya, Mom!
63 00:05:08 KATE: All right, listento your grandma, okay?
64 00:05:10 Hi, Grandma!
65 00:05:11 And, hey, I want youto take a bath, Olivia!
66 00:05:13 - Use soap.- OLIVIA: Okay.
67 00:05:14 You're not gonnabelieve this.
68 00:05:15 Remember how I sangthat song from Les Mis
69 00:05:18 at the Saint James talent show
70 00:05:19 and everyone saidI was amazing?
71 00:05:21 Okay, Mom, can you justtype this up in an e-mail,
72 00:05:23 because I'm gonna be latefor my other job.
73 00:05:24 Turns out, a producer
74 00:05:26 from the Eugene Senior Theatertouring company was there.
75 00:05:30 He had tears.
76 00:05:32 Anyway, one of their leadsfell in the shower,
77 00:05:34 and they want me to step in.
78 00:05:36 What? When is this allsupposed to be happening?
79 00:05:38 I'm leaving tonight.They're already in tech.
80 00:05:40 No! Mom, my nursing examis in less than a month
81 00:05:43 and you agreed to help.
82 00:05:44 I'm 72. If I don't followmy dreams now, when will I?
83 00:05:48 (SCOFFS) Never, Mom!
84 00:05:51 The whole reason we moved hereis so I could study more.
85 00:05:54 I already failedthe exam once.
86 00:05:55 No, don't guilt me.
87 00:05:56 You're not the only onewith a dead husband.
88 00:05:58 Dad's not dead,you're divorced!
89 00:06:01 - Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona.- (SIGHS)
90 00:06:03 The kennel won't take her.She has crate anxiety.
91 00:06:05 You can't possiblybe this selfish.
92 00:06:08 I'm sorry, honey, but thetheater is calling me.
93 00:06:10 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
94 00:06:12 Oh! Literally.They need my dress size.
95 00:06:15 Hi, there. Normally a zero,but a two if I'm bloated.
96 00:06:26 Good night.
97 00:06:28 Hey, don't stay up too late.
98 00:06:50 KATE: Oh, God.
99 00:06:54 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
100 00:07:02 (GASPS)
101 00:07:03 Holy crap.
102 00:07:06 Here we are. I'll bearound if you need me.
103 00:07:16 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
104 00:07:18 (SIGHS)
105 00:07:20 Guess where I am?
106 00:07:21 Some dude's yacht.
107 00:07:23 You little tramp.
108 00:07:24 - I'm cleaning the carpets.- Oh.
109 00:07:27 Oh, my God. Theresa,look at this bathroom.
110 00:07:30 God, I could live in here!
111 00:07:32 Oh.
112 00:07:33 And they have candy.Who has candy in the bathroom?
113 00:07:39 (GAGS)
114 00:07:41 That's not candy.
115 00:07:43 Yeah, because nobody has candyin the bathroom.
116 00:07:45 - Oh, God.- Because it's a bathroom!
117 00:07:47 Okay, come on, show me more.Wait, wait, wait.
118 00:07:49 Is that the guy?Is he married? He's cute.
119 00:07:51 LEONARDO: And that's not evena very good picture.
120 00:07:53 Hello, Theresa!
121 00:07:54 - Oh, God.- Hi!
122 00:07:56 By the way, she's single,and horny.
123 00:07:58 Yeah, I'm so sorry.
124 00:07:59 I'll get out of here.
125 00:08:01 No, no, no. I should get up.Busy day.
126 00:08:03 I've got a lot of...Whew!
127 00:08:06 Really nothing to do.(CHUCKLES)
128 00:08:08 Colin, I'm ready formy Bloody Mary. Yeah.
129 00:08:11 Mostly Mary. Yeah.
130 00:08:19 Well, now you know.
131 00:08:22 I'm a grown man witha tattoo on his butt.
132 00:08:24 Is that Speedy Gonzales?
133 00:08:25 Do you know another cartoonmouse with a sombrero?
134 00:08:28 (IMITATING SPEEDY GONZALESSPEAKING SPANISH)
135 00:08:32 (IN ENGLISH)I hate the pussycat.
136 00:08:34 (CHUCKLES)
137 00:08:36 Let me guess, you were, uh, alittle tipsy when you got that?
138 00:08:39 Not at all.
139 00:08:40 I love Speedy.He's fast, he's charming.
140 00:08:43 He's Mexican.
141 00:08:44 He outsmarts the pussycat
142 00:08:46 and brings deliciouscheese to his people.
143 00:08:49 And he's just fun to look at.
144 00:08:52 My name is Leonardo.
145 00:08:54 Kate. Sullivan.
146 00:08:59 You're very attractivefor a carpet cleaning lady.
147 00:09:02 Yeah.
148 00:09:03 Although you maybe could dosomething with your hair.
149 00:09:06 Yeah...
150 00:09:08 No, well, no, that's not it.It's your face.
151 00:09:10 Yeah. I mean, it's good.
152 00:09:13 I wanna like it,it's just...
153 00:09:16 It's just somehow less thanthe sum of its parts.
154 00:09:19 What animal do peoplesay you look like?
155 00:09:22 Apologies, sir, I thoughtyou were up and about already.
156 00:09:24 Ah, finally.It's about time.
157 00:09:26 Um, have Chef Gerard preparebreakfast. Then, fire him.
158 00:09:31 Of course, but perhaps we couldgive him a few weeks' notice.
159 00:09:34 His wife's expecting.
160 00:09:35 But his food is boring.
161 00:09:38 Absolutely.
162 00:09:42 There you are,sleepyhead. Hi.
163 00:09:45 Well, this is awkward.We're wearing the same thing.
164 00:09:48 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
165 00:09:53 - Boop! Boop!- (GIGGLING)
166 00:09:56 (IN ENGLISH)Lead the way, girls!
167 00:09:57 Okay.
168 00:09:59 Boop! Boop!
169 00:10:00 (GIRLS GIGGLING)
170 00:10:02 Boop!
171 00:10:04 Oh, try to hurry. I'm prettysure I'm gonna need the room.
172 00:10:11 (KNOCKING)
173 00:10:12 - MAN: Excuse me, Captain?- Yeah.
174 00:10:14 Checked the engine,you're in luck.
175 00:10:15 It's just the anti-siphonvalve. No problem.
176 00:10:18 (SPEAKING NORWEGIAN)
177 00:10:21 (IN ENGLISH)I was just telling him
178 00:10:22 that I was right,and that he's a dumbass.
179 00:10:25 Say, how'd this dudemake all his money, anyway?
180 00:10:27 He didn't.
181 00:10:29 His family owns the largest buildingsupply company in the world.
182 00:10:32 Now this is whathe does all day.
183 00:10:35 (GIRLS CHATTERING)
184 00:10:36 MECHANIC: Chicken fight?
185 00:10:37 (R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
186 00:10:39 (CAR HORN HONKS)
187 00:10:49 (MAGDALENA SPEAKING SPANISH)
188 00:11:42 (FORCED LAUGHTER)
189 00:12:09 CAPTAIN: (IN ENGLISH)All right. Here's my info.
190 00:12:10 If you're ever in Norway,look me up.
191 00:12:12 The summers are insane.
192 00:12:14 That's happening, Oddvar.That's definitely happening.
193 00:12:17 Hi. Excuse me, I wastold to clean in there.
194 00:12:20 Something abouta glitter bomb?
195 00:12:22 Is that gonna disturb you?
196 00:12:24 No, not at all.
197 00:12:25 Hmm. I'm craving something.What is it?
198 00:12:28 (SMACKS LIPS)
199 00:12:29 Excuse me,are you talking to me?
200 00:12:31 Sweet, but nottoo sweet. Hmm.
201 00:12:34 Is it mango? I'm prettysure it's mango.
202 00:12:38 No. No, wait, wait.It's papaya.
203 00:12:42 Is it papaya?
204 00:12:43 I would have no wayof knowing that.
205 00:12:45 (SCOFFS) Of course.
206 00:12:47 Could you be a dolland get me a little of both?
207 00:12:50 Hmm?
208 00:12:51 You know I was just hiredto do carpets, right?
209 00:12:54 I don't see why that should preventyou from getting me a little snack.
210 00:12:56 Don't you have, like, 10,000other people to do that for you?
211 00:13:00 Yeah. But you're right here.
212 00:13:01 Okay, I'm sorry, but I reallyhave to finish up
213 00:13:04 so I can pick my girlsup from school.
214 00:13:05 (CHUCKLES) Shh.
215 00:13:07 (MUTTERING IN SPANISH)
216 00:13:13 (IN ENGLISH) Perhapsyou don't know who I am.
217 00:13:15 I know exactly who you are.
218 00:13:17 You showed me your ass and dida number on my self-esteem.
219 00:13:20 Then why don'tI have my fruit?
220 00:13:22 Beats me.But I'm not getting it.
221 00:13:24 Okay. Fair enough.
222 00:13:25 You're fired.
223 00:13:26 (GASPS)
224 00:13:28 For not getting you a mango?
225 00:13:30 Or a papaya.
226 00:13:31 Okay, you know what?That's fine.
227 00:13:33 Just pay meand I'll be on my way.
228 00:13:36 (CHUCKLES)
229 00:13:37 I'm not paying you or the "WeCare Carpet and Fabric Company."
230 00:13:41 Dude, you havea toilet in there
231 00:13:43 that costs more thanI make in a year.
232 00:13:46 You hired me to do a job.I did it. You're paying me.
233 00:13:49 Nope.
234 00:13:50 Mr. Montenegro, readyto ship out when you are.
235 00:13:53 Great! Push off.The Pacific awaits.
236 00:13:56 Goodbye, Kate.
237 00:14:01 (EXCLAIMS)
238 00:14:04 You are a horrible person.
239 00:14:06 A first-class asshole!
240 00:14:08 "A first-class asshole."
241 00:14:10 You're no charmer yourself.
242 00:14:12 Oh, whoa! That stung.
243 00:14:14 (LAUGHING)
244 00:14:15 You selfish,condescending prick!
245 00:14:18 I bet you haven't worked a single dayin your entire, self-absorbed life.
246 00:14:22 (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
247 00:14:24 (LAUGHING)
248 00:14:26 And to think I wasthis, this close,
249 00:14:29 to inviting you to joinus in the Jacuzzi.
250 00:14:31 (SCOFFS)
251 00:14:33 There isn't enoughpenicillin in the world!
252 00:14:35 (HONKS)
253 00:14:37 No, no, wait.No, no, no.
254 00:14:39 No. Don't untie the boat.
255 00:14:42 Excuse me, wait. Excuse me!Captain! I'm still on board.
256 00:14:46 - Don't leave yet!- (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
257 00:14:48 Women adore me. I'm charming,and fit, and disease-free.
258 00:14:53 Oh, grow up.
259 00:14:55 You are a vain,empty little man,
260 00:14:57 who'd be nothingwithout his daddy's money.
261 00:14:59 (LAUGHS)
262 00:15:00 KATE: Oh, no!
263 00:15:02 You gotta be kidding me!Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.
264 00:15:05 Better jump off.
265 00:15:07 No. No. I am not goinganywhere, until you,
266 00:15:10 or one of your butlersor bimbos writes me a check.
267 00:15:14 Fine. Next stop,San Francisco.
268 00:15:17 Fine. I'll be a pain in yourass for the next 12 hours.
269 00:15:22 (SIGHS)
270 00:15:24 I guess I didn'tthink this through.
271 00:15:25 No, you didn't.
272 00:15:30 I can't believeyou're making me do this.
273 00:15:34 (SCREAMS)
274 00:15:38 (GASPING)
275 00:15:39 What the hellis wrong with you?
276 00:15:41 Wait! My equipment.
277 00:15:43 LEONARDO: Oh, of course.
278 00:15:46 Here you are.
279 00:15:47 No! No, no, no!It's very expensive! No!
280 00:15:50 Oh!
281 00:15:52 Wait. I forgot something.Your bucket.
282 00:15:55 - Fetch.- No!
283 00:15:58 (LEONARDO LAUGHS)
284 00:16:00 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
285 00:16:04 LEONARDO:And just so you know,
286 00:16:06 my life is not empty!Hmm?
287 00:16:09 Everyone wants my lifebecause it's meaningful.
288 00:16:13 I hate you!
289 00:16:15 Goodbye.
290 00:16:17 (GRUNTING)
291 00:16:18 (LEONARDO LAUGHS)
292 00:16:21 (SIGHS)
293 00:16:25 Oh, God.
294 00:16:29 And now I owe the cleaning company$3,000 for a new machine!
295 00:16:33 And they fired me.He is the devil.
296 00:16:35 Whoa, who's the devil?
297 00:16:37 - Leonardo Montenegro.- Who's that?
298 00:16:39 Says here he's the son of thethird richest man in the world.
299 00:16:42 A Latino? Hell yeah.Mi gente, babe, showin' up.
300 00:16:46 Hey! Those are for the crew,right? Not their boss?
301 00:16:48 What are you talking about,babe? I lost eight pounds.
302 00:16:50 Pretty soon I'm gonna bebreaking out my skinny shirts.
303 00:16:52 (VOCALIZING)
304 00:16:57 I love when he dances.
305 00:16:59 Bring back the Hasselbeck.
306 00:17:00 KATE: You know what I gotin my bank account?
307 00:17:02 $42. I need to getanother job. Like, tonight.
308 00:17:06 Bobby, are you hiring?
309 00:17:07 Yeah, sure, if you can haulgiant bags of concrete all day.
310 00:17:10 We could probably scrapetogether a few bucks for you.
311 00:17:13 Just Benny started collegeand somebody bought a boat!
312 00:17:16 Come on, babe,we're gonna relitigate this?
313 00:17:18 I paid significantlybelow market for that boat.
314 00:17:20 I had to buy it.It was a steal.
315 00:17:21 Why am I even tryingto be a nurse?
316 00:17:23 I'm gonna bedelivering pizzas
317 00:17:25 and cleaning carpetsfor the rest of my life.
318 00:17:27 Kate, don't say that.Hey, look.
319 00:17:30 Have a garlic knot.
320 00:17:31 It makes everything just alittle bit better, I promise.
321 00:17:34 No, it doesn't.
322 00:17:35 No? I'll have one.
323 00:17:41 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
324 00:17:48 COMMENTATOR: Morettiplays it back to midfield,
325 00:17:51 controlling thepace as always.
326 00:17:53 (LAUGHS)
327 00:17:54 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
328 00:18:02 (MOANING)
329 00:18:09 Oops.
330 00:18:10 (IN ENGLISH) Give me a second.Don't turn of.
331 00:18:12 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
332 00:18:15 (IN ENGLISH)My condom drawer's empty.
333 00:18:17 I'll fix this.
334 00:18:18 And the door was wide open,but Magnusson hesitates...
335 00:18:21 (PHONE RINGING)
336 00:18:23 I've toldthe man repeatedly,
337 00:18:25 for the nine minutesI am having my supper,
338 00:18:27 I am off the clock.
339 00:18:29 (TV VOLUME INCREASES)
340 00:18:31 What am I payingthese people for?
341 00:18:34 - I'll be back.- Okay.
342 00:18:35 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
343 00:18:39 - (WHOOPS)- (CHUCKLES)
344 00:18:47 (GASPS)
345 00:18:54 (CHUCKLING)
346 00:18:59 (HUMMING)
347 00:19:03 (IN ENGLISH)Please be here.
348 00:19:06 (SCOFFS) Damn it,I'm relentless.
349 00:19:14 Hmm.
350 00:19:20 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)- (SINGING ALONG)
351 00:19:28 (LAUGHS)
352 00:19:34 Yes!
353 00:19:36 Five!
354 00:19:38 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
355 00:19:41 (LEONARDO WHOOPING)
356 00:19:46 (VOCALIZING)
357 00:19:51 Whoa!
358 00:19:58 (IN ENGLISH)Help me, somebody!
359 00:19:59 Help me, please!
360 00:20:02 Please, anyone, help!
361 00:20:04 Colin! Help!
362 00:20:06 - Goal!- ALL: Yeah! Yeah!
363 00:20:10 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
364 00:20:11 (IN ENGLISH) Help me!
365 00:20:15 (IN ENGLISH) Help, Captain!
366 00:20:17 (MUSIC CONTINUES)
367 00:20:19 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
368 00:20:21 (SCREAMING)
369 00:20:23 (WATER SPLASHES)
370 00:20:24 (SHOUTS IN ENGLISH)Help! Help, somebody!
371 00:20:59 (GROANS)
372 00:21:04 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
373 00:21:19 SHERIFF: Rough night, pal?
374 00:21:29 Hey!
375 00:21:31 (SIREN WAILS)
376 00:21:37 I don't wanna getyour hopes up, ma'am,
377 00:21:39 but we mighthave found him.
378 00:21:41 LEONARDO:Like I told the officer,
379 00:21:43 I don't know what day it is.I don't know where I was born.
380 00:21:46 I don't even know my own name.
381 00:21:49 I remember nothingexcept waking up
382 00:21:51 on a beach withan ass full of sand.
383 00:21:53 You're a doctor, right?
384 00:21:54 Well, fix it.
385 00:21:56 And also...
386 00:22:00 (WHISPERING)Can I get a prettier nurse?
387 00:22:03 She is the pretty one.
388 00:22:11 DOCTOR: Probably caused by acutetrauma to the medial temporal lobe.
389 00:22:15 Amnesia, really?Is it permanent?
390 00:22:18 Well, the brainis a tricky thing.
391 00:22:21 He might get his memory backin a couple of days
392 00:22:23 or maybe never at all.
393 00:22:25 But to be honest,we've only had
394 00:22:27 one case of amnesiahere in Elk Cove
395 00:22:29 and that was a pretty youngwoman back in the '80s.
396 00:22:32 Fingers crossed,this is your brother,
397 00:22:35 but this is a beach town, we doget our share of homeless here.
398 00:22:38 So what happens if he's just somepoor guy living on the street?
399 00:22:41 Then he'll be shipped off to apsychiatric facility up in Salem.
400 00:22:44 - Oh, my God.- People get lost up there.
401 00:22:47 Here we are.
402 00:22:48 And he reallyremembers nothing?
403 00:22:51 Not a thing.
404 00:22:53 LEONARDO: For the hundredth time,I don't want chicken or beef.
405 00:22:57 I want fish.
406 00:22:58 A simple, grilled piece of sea bass.With a buttery Chardonnay.
407 00:23:04 (WHISPERING)That's not my brother.
408 00:23:06 LEONARDO: Do it! Today!
409 00:23:08 What are you waiting for?
410 00:23:10 (LEONARDO SPEAKING SPANISH)
411 00:23:17 Oh, shit.
412 00:23:19 Shit! Ow.
413 00:23:22 Shit!
414 00:23:24 Shit.
415 00:23:25 I got two weeks. I am havinga total anxiety attack.
416 00:23:29 I can't makethose girls move again.
417 00:23:31 Okay, honey, hang on. I gota half a Xanax in my purse.
418 00:23:33 We're gonnafigure this out.
419 00:23:35 Kate. Look at this.
420 00:23:37 I was searching for a used lawnmower inthe Beachcomber, and look what I found.
421 00:23:41 Amnesia. Right herein our little town.
422 00:23:45 I told you this stuff happensall the time.
423 00:23:47 Dude has no idea who he is.
424 00:23:49 Oh, my God.
425 00:23:51 Oh, my God.That's him.
426 00:23:54 That's the asshole!(GASPS)
427 00:23:56 "An unidentified homeless man.
428 00:23:59 "General retrograde amnesia.
429 00:24:02 "There was hopea Mexico City woman
430 00:24:03 "yachting nearbymight be his sister, but..."
431 00:24:06 That was his sister.(SCOFFS)
432 00:24:09 Unbelievable.
433 00:24:10 I bet she's pretendingnot to know him,
434 00:24:11 so she can take overthe company.
435 00:24:13 They did that onAmor sin Maquillaje.
436 00:24:15 Okay.
437 00:24:16 We are going downto the hospital right now
438 00:24:18 and getting the moneyhe owes me.
439 00:24:19 And add a littlefor pain and suffering, too.
440 00:24:22 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot.He treated me like crap.
441 00:24:25 Yeah, and Ineed new cleats.
442 00:24:26 We're all gonnaget new cleats!
443 00:24:28 THERESA: Okay, wait.Hey, Kate?
444 00:24:29 If he didn't pay you whenhe knew who you were,
445 00:24:31 what makes you thinkhe's gonna pay you now?
446 00:24:35 (GROWLS)This is so frustrating!
447 00:24:38 I hate rich people.They get away with everything.
448 00:24:40 But you know what?No, not this time.
449 00:24:42 Because I am not gonnatell them who he is.
450 00:24:45 I am just gonna let himrot in there.
451 00:24:48 Yeah, you could do that,
452 00:24:50 or you can be like them and takeadvantage of the situation.
453 00:24:54 How? How could I do that?
454 00:24:56 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
455 00:25:00 (IN ENGLISH) What?(SPEAKING SPANISH)
456 00:25:07 (SIGHS)
457 00:25:10 (IN ENGLISH)State or federal?
458 00:25:11 THERESA: All right, hey, girls. I'mgonna need you to help your mom
459 00:25:14 dig up some old family photos.
460 00:25:15 I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a boxof his useless, skinny clothes,
461 00:25:18 because I have an ideathat you're gonna hate,
462 00:25:21 but you're wrong becauseit is poetic in its justice.
463 00:25:26 - KATE: Hi.- Hi.
464 00:25:28 I'm here to pick up myhusband, the man with amnesia.
465 00:25:31 Oh. You must be Kate?
466 00:25:33 Dr. Fletcher was so excitedto get your call.
467 00:25:36 We all were.
468 00:25:37 I'll go get him.
469 00:25:40 Almost forgot. Here'severything he had with him.
470 00:25:43 Thank you.
471 00:25:54 Wait, okay,you're just nervous.
472 00:25:56 Yeah, really nervous.
473 00:25:57 This is crazyand probably illegal.
474 00:26:00 Kate, come on.Where are you going?
475 00:26:04 Look, do you wanna get evicted?
476 00:26:06 Of course not.
477 00:26:07 Okay, well, then stick to the script.We have a plan.
478 00:26:10 One month until the test.Bobby will hire him,
479 00:26:12 and he'll be an extra paycheck,so you have time to study.
480 00:26:15 I barely know the guy.I am not gonna let him move in.
481 00:26:18 But you're gonnabe there, studying.
482 00:26:20 That's why it's genius.
483 00:26:21 He'll never have to bealone with the kids.
484 00:26:23 Come on.
485 00:26:24 You're doing thisfor your girls.
486 00:26:27 I'm doing this for my girls.
487 00:26:29 There you go.
488 00:26:30 Okay, here, use this.Bobby won't even notice.
489 00:26:35 Good news.
490 00:26:36 Your wife has cometo take you home.
491 00:26:39 (SCOFFS) Finally.It's about time.
492 00:26:44 What? Wait.
493 00:26:47 I'm married?
494 00:26:51 Hi, honey.
495 00:26:56 I do not recognize this lady.
496 00:27:00 (SIGHS) I was afraidthis would happen.
497 00:27:02 Did you bring the materialswe talked about?
498 00:27:06 I know this must bevery disorienting,
499 00:27:09 but here's ourmarriage license.
500 00:27:14 My name is Leo Sullivan?
501 00:27:17 Yes. Your great-grandfather...
502 00:27:19 Your great-great-grandfather,Finbar Sullivan,
503 00:27:24 emigrated from Ireland, to fightfor Mexico in the war of 1846.
504 00:27:30 (SMACKS LIPS)
505 00:27:32 That's gobbledygook!It can't be true.
506 00:27:37 Honey, we have beenmarried for 15 years.
507 00:27:42 We have threewonderful daughters.
508 00:27:44 No, there's no wayI have children.
509 00:27:47 And if I did,they'd be sons.
510 00:27:49 I'm just saying.
511 00:27:51 I have your passport,your birth certificate...
512 00:27:56 Oh...
513 00:27:57 Here's a photofrom our honeymoon.
514 00:28:00 We went to Reno?
515 00:28:03 Now I know you're lying.
516 00:28:04 Leo! Sweetie,stop puzzling.
517 00:28:07 I'm puzzling.
518 00:28:07 You and I areMr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.
519 00:28:12 We met in Cancun.
520 00:28:14 You were a tour guide.
521 00:28:15 I was workingon a cruise ship.
522 00:28:18 Is any of thisringing a bell?
523 00:28:20 Nope. Nothing.
524 00:28:22 We datedevery time I docked.
525 00:28:24 We would getfrozen yogurt
526 00:28:26 and watch the sunsetover the Playa Tortugas.
527 00:28:29 That's wherewe fell in love.
528 00:28:31 Sounds like you'rea romantic, Leo.
529 00:28:33 (SIGHS) Look, look, look.
530 00:28:35 I admit there are many thingsI've forgotten,
531 00:28:38 but from the depthsof my soul,
532 00:28:40 I know I'm not marriedto this woman.
533 00:28:42 So, unless I seesome real proof,
534 00:28:45 I'm getting a sliceof pie at the cafeteria, hmm?
535 00:28:49 Good luck, crazy lady.
536 00:28:52 Wait, wait. Wait. Honey?
537 00:28:55 I didn't wanna say this,
538 00:28:58 because I knowit embarrasses you.
539 00:29:00 But you have a tattoo of a cartoonmouse on your right butt cheek.
540 00:29:05 No, I don't.
541 00:29:18 You're really my wife?
542 00:29:20 For better or worse, baby.
543 00:29:50 All right, here we are.
544 00:29:53 I know it doesn't look likemuch, but it's full of love.
545 00:30:07 I'm poor?
546 00:30:08 Yup.
547 00:30:15 Come on in.
548 00:30:19 Oh, Dad!
549 00:30:21 - Daddy!- We missed you so much.
550 00:30:24 (DOG BARKS)
551 00:30:25 I'm so glad you're okay.
552 00:30:30 Emily?
553 00:30:31 Hey.
554 00:30:32 She's too cool to admit it,
555 00:30:34 but she wasthe most worried of all.
556 00:30:38 (STAMMERING) I'm sorry, Idon't recognize any of you.
557 00:30:42 Oh, come on.
558 00:30:44 Molly, Olivia, Emily,
559 00:30:48 your three musketeers?
560 00:30:51 No.
561 00:30:52 Uh... I've got homework.
562 00:31:01 How come they don'tlook like me?
563 00:31:02 Oh, sweetie...
564 00:31:04 We had troublegetting pregnant,
565 00:31:06 so we had to usea sperm donor.
566 00:31:09 I'm sterile?
567 00:31:10 That doesn't change a thing.
568 00:31:12 You are still their father.
569 00:31:14 You've done everythingfor this family.
570 00:31:17 Taken two, even three jobs.
571 00:31:21 I work?
572 00:31:22 How do you thinkwe can pay for all of this?
573 00:31:24 I'm afraid to ask, butwhat do I do for a living?
574 00:31:28 Well, beforeyou got laid off,
575 00:31:30 you were a foreman atthe poultry processing plant.
576 00:31:32 Luckily, Bobby,
577 00:31:33 my boss's husband,you met bowling,
578 00:31:36 gave you a jobat his construction company.
579 00:31:38 It is awful, backbreakingwork, I know,
580 00:31:42 but we are luckyto have it.
581 00:31:44 (SIGHS)
582 00:31:45 I need a drink.Lots of them.
583 00:31:52 - (CHUCKLES)- What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?
584 00:31:55 You had your three-year chip,
585 00:31:57 but then you relapsed
586 00:31:58 and you ended up on that beach.
587 00:32:01 So what is that? Four days?You got four days, honey.
588 00:32:06 - We're still really proud of you.- Mm-hmm.
589 00:32:08 I see.
590 00:32:10 No alcohol. Whatsoever.
591 00:32:13 Nada.
592 00:32:15 I need to use the restroom.
593 00:32:17 I assume it's that roomover there with the toilet.
594 00:32:20 Look at you, babe.It's all coming back!
595 00:32:23 (CHUCKLES)
596 00:32:26 Boop.
597 00:32:28 I don't like that.
598 00:32:29 (GRUNTS)
599 00:32:31 One more.
600 00:32:32 Boop, boop! (YOWLS)
601 00:32:49 This can't be my life.
602 00:32:52 (SIGHS)
603 00:33:13 Honey!
604 00:33:17 - Hey!- Hi.
605 00:33:20 Running low on toilet paper.
606 00:33:24 Under the sink!
607 00:33:25 Of course.
608 00:33:29 (CHUCKLING) Yes.
609 00:33:31 Under the sink,of course.
610 00:33:41 Please keep my beloved brotherin your prayers
611 00:33:43 as you head back to Mexico.
612 00:33:44 I'm going to stay hereuntil I find him.
613 00:33:47 Alive or...
614 00:33:54 Good thoughts, people.Only good thoughts.
615 00:34:04 I was fat?
616 00:34:06 Um, yeah. You didn't make the bestdecisions when you were drinking, honey.
617 00:34:11 (WHISPERING) Tomorrowwe're going to Goodwill.
618 00:34:13 Bobby's skinny clothesare not skinny.
619 00:34:14 I assume these Seahawksare some kind of sports team
620 00:34:17 and I'm a big fan,
621 00:34:19 because most of my clothes
622 00:34:20 have this God-awfulgreen and blue bird on it.
623 00:34:22 Football, Dad.It's our thing.
624 00:34:25 We watch every game together.
625 00:34:27 Even when I haven'tdone my homework.
626 00:34:29 Hey. Everyone doestheir homework.
627 00:34:31 Including me. And right now I've gottamemorize protocols for thoracic surgery.
628 00:34:35 So, Leo, why don't you getdinner started?
629 00:34:38 What? Cook? Me? Cook?
630 00:34:41 Sweetheart, I knowyou had a head injury,
631 00:34:44 but we made a deal.
632 00:34:47 While I'm studying for my exam,
633 00:34:49 you keep the house running.
634 00:34:52 But I don't even knowhow to turn on the stove.
635 00:34:55 Oh! Honey, come on.
636 00:34:58 Salad, pasta. There's a jarof sauce in the fridge.
637 00:35:06 Holy cow.
638 00:35:07 Ooh, ooh, ooh,uh, pardon me.
639 00:35:14 Nothing like an icy cold beeron a warm day.
640 00:35:19 Mmm, mmm.
641 00:35:22 (EXHALES) Yes.
642 00:35:38 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
643 00:35:50 Ugh!
644 00:35:52 Is this the saucewe always use?
645 00:35:53 It tastes like red nothing.
646 00:35:56 And how are you supposed to tellwhen the noodles are done?
647 00:35:59 Taste one.
648 00:36:07 (GROANING SOFTLY)
649 00:36:10 Mmm. Mmm.
650 00:36:14 Hot, hot, hot!
651 00:36:24 When's the maid coming?
652 00:36:25 As I'm saying this,I fear I'm the maid.
653 00:36:30 No one cleanslike you do, sweetie.
654 00:36:36 (GRUNTS)
655 00:36:37 (WHISPERS) This is awesome.
656 00:36:39 KATE: Honey?
657 00:36:41 Try not to dilly dally.We're all super hungry.
658 00:36:46 I like having a dad around.
659 00:36:48 He's not your dad, genius.
660 00:36:51 You agreed to havea good attitude.
661 00:36:53 And I'll have a great attitudeif you let him babysit,
662 00:36:55 so I'm not stuck here watchingthese guys all the time.
663 00:36:58 We went over this.I don't want him to babysit.
664 00:37:01 Why does he only getto do your chores?
665 00:37:03 I wanna go to the pool likeevery other kid in my class.
666 00:37:06 I don't care!He's not babysitting.
667 00:37:08 'Cause you thinkhe's a pervert?
668 00:37:11 Of course not!
669 00:37:12 What's a pervert?
670 00:37:13 - Nothing.- Then can I have one?
671 00:37:16 No! He's not babysitting.End of story.
672 00:37:20 Good night.
673 00:37:21 OLIVIA: I never get anything.
674 00:37:27 So, is this wherethe magic happens?
675 00:37:33 You don't even rememberwho I am,
676 00:37:35 and you still wannahave sex with me?
677 00:37:38 Yes. Very much.
678 00:37:41 So, basically,
679 00:37:43 you wanna have sexwith a complete stranger?
680 00:37:46 Yes. Very much.
681 00:37:48 All right, big boy.
682 00:37:50 You know the rules.
683 00:37:53 What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.
684 00:37:56 I'm not sleeping with you?
685 00:37:59 You need 30 daysclean and sober.
686 00:38:01 You and your sponsor came up with that.It was your idea, not mine.
687 00:38:06 (STAMMERS)What are you saying?
688 00:38:08 - Boop!- You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?
689 00:38:11 Nope. We tried that last time
690 00:38:12 and you ended upin the liquor cabinet.
691 00:38:14 (SCOFFS)
692 00:38:17 So, where am I sleeping?
693 00:38:21 Here you go.
694 00:38:23 You have a cot and everything.
695 00:38:27 All right,
696 00:38:28 so I'm gonna lock upthe house for the night.
697 00:38:31 If you need to use the bathroom,
698 00:38:35 here you go.
699 00:38:38 I'm a nobody.
700 00:38:41 A poor, sterile, drunk nobody,
701 00:38:45 who has to pee in a bottle.
702 00:38:47 But you're my nobody.
703 00:38:49 All right, Bobby's picking you upin the morning, bright and early.
704 00:38:53 So you need to getsome rest, okay?
705 00:38:55 Oh, and watch out for bears.
706 00:39:40 - (ALARM CLOCK RINGING)- (LEONARDO SCREAMING)
707 00:39:49 (YAWNS)
708 00:39:53 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)- Buenos dias.
709 00:39:59 - Nice shirt.- Thank you.
710 00:40:00 Yeah, don't spill on it.
711 00:40:02 It's a classic and everything.
712 00:40:06 Seriously, they're hard to find.
713 00:40:13 BOBBY: Okay, everybody.
714 00:40:15 This is Leo.
715 00:40:16 Burro. Burrito.
716 00:40:18 Vito, because he lovesThe Godfather.
717 00:40:20 This is my worthless nephew,Jason.
718 00:40:22 We call him Lucky, becausehe's lucky to have a job.
719 00:40:24 And 'cause I got hit bylightning. Twice. For real.
720 00:40:27 I shouldn't even be here.
721 00:40:28 Yeah. Gordo was like,"Whoa, shit!"
722 00:40:30 Bro, you don't getto call me that, okay?
723 00:40:33 And don't be so cocky.I used to look just like you.
724 00:40:35 The hair, the abs,the little bedroom eyes.
725 00:40:38 You definitely don'tget to call me that.
726 00:40:40 - You gotta work for me at least six months, okay?- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
727 00:40:59 (IN ENGLISH) Come on, we gota pool to dig. Let's go.
728 00:41:01 (LAUGHTER)
729 00:41:02 Hey.
730 00:41:05 Listen, I'm pretty sureI've never worked construction.
731 00:41:09 So, I might be more suitedfor running errands,
732 00:41:13 or maybesome light office work.
733 00:41:15 I could be the guywho gets the muffins.
734 00:41:17 Look, I got your back,all right?
735 00:41:18 - I'll go easy on you.- Good.
736 00:41:21 - Great.- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
737 00:41:25 (GRUNTING)
738 00:41:30 BOBBY: Yo!
739 00:41:31 Any of this jogging your memory,Lady Hands?
740 00:41:35 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
741 00:41:36 (LAUGHING)
742 00:41:37 (IN ENGLISH) After this I gota real easy job for you.
743 00:41:39 No, I'm just kidding, bro.
744 00:41:41 (LAUGHING)
745 00:41:42 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
746 00:41:55 (SNIFFING)
747 00:41:59 - (SNIFFLING)- Uh...
748 00:42:13 No, no, no.
749 00:42:45 (BOTH SOBBING)
750 00:42:46 (GRUNTING)
751 00:42:54 - Coffee.- Yes.
752 00:42:56 Thank you.
753 00:42:57 You're welcome.
754 00:42:59 MAN: Look at this guy.
755 00:43:00 He's got it all dialed in,with his espresso machine
756 00:43:03 and that sweet little peach.
757 00:43:06 That's gonna be me one day.
758 00:43:08 You can come overwhenever you want, bro.
759 00:43:12 Hey, guys?
760 00:43:15 Can I get you to haul the dirton the other side of the house?
761 00:43:18 I know it's longer,
762 00:43:20 - but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning.- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
763 00:43:24 - (IN ENGLISH) Right.- No speak English.
764 00:43:26 (LOUDLY) Sorry.I will talk to Bobby.
765 00:43:28 Si. Bobby.
766 00:43:33 I love doing that.
767 00:43:38 (GRUNTING)
768 00:43:43 (LAUGHTER)
769 00:43:45 (STRAINING)
770 00:43:48 (MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
771 00:43:51 (ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM)
772 00:43:58 - (MEN LAUGHING)- (GRUNTING)
773 00:44:00 (MEN EXCLAIM MOCKINGLY)
774 00:44:03 (ALL GROANING)
775 00:44:05 (MEN LAUGHING)
776 00:44:11 (GRUNTING)
777 00:44:15 (ALL CACKLING)
778 00:44:30 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
779 00:44:35 (IN ENGLISH) Remember, when you'rewashing the jersey, cold water.
780 00:44:39 You listen.Gentle cycle. Okay?
781 00:44:42 (EXHALES)
782 00:44:43 (CLEARS THROAT) Bueno.
783 00:44:45 Hey, respectingthe wash instructions
784 00:44:48 is the best wayto respect the team.
785 00:44:51 And no reds, they tend to bleed!
786 00:44:59 Tortured, tired, thirsty.
787 00:45:05 Hi, honey!How was your first day?
788 00:45:08 Terrible. My body.
789 00:45:11 Pain. Every. Part.
790 00:45:15 Oh.
791 00:45:16 I was in the car...
792 00:45:18 (MUMBLING)
793 00:45:22 And I said, "What?"(MUMBLING)
794 00:45:24 Do we need to take himto the hospital?
795 00:45:26 - I said, "Bobby..."- No, no, no. No.
796 00:45:27 He is fine.He just needs some rest.
797 00:45:30 Rest. Rest.
798 00:45:32 Oh, that's right.
799 00:45:34 Dirt is...
800 00:45:36 You know what? Why don't youtake a few minutes,
801 00:45:38 before you get started on all thethings you have to do tonight?
802 00:45:42 What? There's more?
803 00:45:45 (SIGHS) I know you'rehaving trouble remembering,
804 00:45:48 so I made you a list.
805 00:45:49 No, no, no.
806 00:45:51 It's physically impossiblefor me to get off this couch.
807 00:45:54 I mean, my legs areno longer functioning.
808 00:45:57 Look. Look.
809 00:45:59 I want, but I can't.
810 00:46:03 And even if I could move...
811 00:46:05 I wouldn't want to do any ofthe vile things on this list.
812 00:46:09 (SPITS)
813 00:46:11 There's a couple moreon the back, too.
814 00:46:13 (MUZAK PLAYING)
815 00:46:33 MECHANIC: I know that guy.How do I know that guy?
816 00:46:36 Hey. Do you workat Jiffy Lube?
817 00:46:40 God, I hope not.
818 00:46:43 This is gonna drive me crazy.
819 00:47:09 Is this new sauce?It tastes different.
820 00:47:12 LEONARDO: Yeah.I added a few things.
821 00:47:15 Some chopped onion,a little red pepper
822 00:47:18 and a pinch of somethingcalled cumin.
823 00:47:20 I couldn't bear another bowlof that tasteless slop.
824 00:47:24 I like it.I like it a lot.
825 00:47:27 It's better, right?
826 00:47:28 I don't know.
827 00:47:29 I feel like we've beenhaving pasta too much.
828 00:47:32 Maybe you shouldmix it up a little.
829 00:47:34 Okay, I'm gonna takemine up to study.
830 00:47:38 Hey, after you clean the kitchen,don't forget, it's garbage day.
831 00:47:48 It's entirely clear to me now whyI blocked out my life, Fiona.
832 00:47:52 It's a hideous existence.
833 00:47:58 Good night, you guys.I love you.
834 00:48:00 - OLIVIA: Good night, Mom.- MOLLY: Love you.
835 00:48:06 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.Aren't you exhausted?
836 00:48:09 Who would use exhaustionas an excuse to not make love?
837 00:48:14 Everybody.
838 00:48:15 (SIGHS)
839 00:48:16 To the shed. I know. I know.It's hard for me, too.
840 00:48:21 Nice work today.
841 00:48:29 (GRUNTING)
842 00:48:32 (LAUGHING)
843 00:48:34 (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
844 00:48:42 Turn it off! Turn it off!
845 00:48:46 Turn it off!(SPEAKING SPANISH)
846 00:48:51 BOBBY: (IN ENGLISH) Yo, I'mgonna post this on my Snapchat.
847 00:48:54 I'm gonna make youa little beaver, bro.
848 00:48:56 How come we alwaysget the shit jobs?
849 00:48:57 - Because you're unskilled laborers!- (EXCLAIMS)
850 00:48:59 Land of the free,no land of the free lunch.
851 00:49:02 (SPEAKS SPANISH)
852 00:49:05 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH)
853 00:49:08 Okay. You are a genius.
854 00:49:11 I got seven hoursof sleep last night,
855 00:49:13 and guess whathe's making for dinner?
856 00:49:15 Chicken skewers, coconut rice.
857 00:49:18 Aw, I want a fake husband.
858 00:49:20 (SIGHS) Thank you. Thank you.
859 00:49:22 I got more studying done thisweek than I have in months.
860 00:49:25 Maybe next time I ask youto commit a crime,
861 00:49:26 you won't fight me on it.
862 00:49:30 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
863 00:50:11 (ALL LAUGHING)
864 00:50:58 BOBBY: (IN ENGLISH) Bro,you're lucky you have amnesia.
865 00:51:00 I remember when I thoughtmy nephew
866 00:51:02 was actually gonnado something with his life.
867 00:51:03 - Music is something. I'm an artist.- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
868 00:51:06 (IN ENGLISH) You're sleepingon my couch, bro.
869 00:51:07 Yeah, well,that tune's gonna change
870 00:51:08 when I thank youat the Grammys, Gordo.
871 00:51:10 - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
872 00:51:11 You better pick it up, dawg.You know what I'm saying?
873 00:51:14 'Cause the Diaz metabolismslows down around 30.
874 00:51:16 See this right here?(SPEAKS SPANISH)
875 00:51:17 It's not gonna get you on the charts, dawg.(SPEAKS SPANISH)
876 00:51:21 (IN ENGLISH) I got some workI don't feel like doing.
877 00:51:22 - Why do you even wear that hard hat, man?- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
878 00:51:41 (MEN LAUGHING)
879 00:52:02 - (LAUGHS)- (EXCLAIMS)
880 00:52:13 (IN ENGLISH) "Act like a man."(RESUMES IN SPANISH)
881 00:52:21 (IN ENGLISH) Act like a man.
882 00:52:24 (MEN LAUGHING)
883 00:52:29 Act like a man!(SPEAKS SPANISH)
884 00:52:32 (SINGING IN SPANISH)
885 00:52:38 - (IN ENGLISH) See you tomorrow, Bobby.- Okay, brother.
886 00:52:40 Hey, remember, don't tellTheresa about the chicken parm.
887 00:53:01 Hey.
888 00:53:03 Hey.
889 00:53:05 I got you something.
890 00:53:07 Frozen yogurt.
891 00:53:09 Like the old days on the Playa.
892 00:53:12 - What?- On the Playa Tortugas.
893 00:53:15 Oh, oh.
894 00:53:17 Right. Yeah, the sunsets.
895 00:53:20 - Yeah.- Yes. Good times.
896 00:53:23 I couldn't rememberwhich flavors we liked,
897 00:53:26 so I got an assortment.
898 00:53:27 Thanks. This was
899 00:53:30 really nice of you.
900 00:53:32 I know I haven't been theeasiest to live with lately,
901 00:53:37 but I'm gonna trya little harder.
902 00:53:40 I can't promise a lot harder,but maybe I'll surprise myself.
903 00:53:46 Well, keep doing this.
904 00:53:49 Maybe next time,bring some toppings.
905 00:53:54 Mmm.
906 00:53:56 Mango. I love mango.
907 00:53:59 Have I always loved mango?
908 00:54:02 As long as I've known you.
909 00:54:03 Ah, yes.
910 00:54:07 When we were young
911 00:54:08 and couldn't keepour hands off each other.
912 00:54:17 No.
913 00:54:19 Okay.
914 00:54:20 Well... I'll be in my shed.
915 00:54:23 Trying to have a good attitude.
916 00:54:25 Just me and the spiders.
917 00:54:28 Oh.
918 00:54:31 Forgot my bathroom.
919 00:54:36 Whew. Whew!
920 00:54:41 - (MONITOR BEEPING)- (SOFIA SIGHS, SPEAKING SPANISH)
921 00:54:54 (SNIFFLING)
922 00:55:21 (IN ENGLISH) I'm calling to get a deathcertificate for Leonardo Montenegro.
923 00:55:26 He died a couple of weeks agoin a shark attack.
924 00:55:30 Yes. An attack by a shark fish?
925 00:55:34 I think I'm sayingthat correctly.
926 00:55:36 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
927 00:55:49 Montenegro.
928 00:55:57 Burro.
929 00:55:59 Burrito.
930 00:56:08 Hey! Hey!
931 00:56:22 - (IN ENGLISH) Thanks, Bobby.- You got it, bro.
932 00:56:24 (SCOFFS)
933 00:56:26 - All right.- Hey!
934 00:56:27 - Hey!- Hey, sweetie!
935 00:56:28 Bueno.
936 00:56:30 Oi, remember Hasselbeck.
937 00:56:32 He's way more mobilethan people give him credit for.
938 00:56:37 Hey.
939 00:56:38 - Why aren't you riding?- It's no fun with training wheels.
940 00:56:44 I never taught youto ride a bike?
941 00:56:46 It's okay. Some dadscan't be around that much.
942 00:56:49 No, it's not okay.
943 00:56:52 I'm gonna fix this. Right now.
944 00:56:55 Let me just put this away. Okay?
945 00:56:59 What are you doing here?
946 00:57:01 They got us working bankers'hours today.
947 00:57:03 Whatever those are.
948 00:57:04 So then it's cool if youwatch those guys,
949 00:57:07 so I can go to the pool?
950 00:57:09 Yeah, sure. Why not?
951 00:57:11 Thanks, Dad.
952 00:57:14 - KATE: Hey, Mom.- You're gonna be blown away.
953 00:57:16 Modern Senior magazine saidmy performance stole the show.
954 00:57:21 And the Saint Jude wellnessnewsletter featured me on the cover.
955 00:57:24 That certainly justifiesleaving me without childcare.
956 00:57:27 Life's short, Kate.
957 00:57:29 You gotta dowhat makes you happy.
958 00:57:30 I don't wanna have regrets
959 00:57:32 just because I didn't dowhat I wanted to do.
960 00:57:34 You'll understandsomeday, honey.
961 00:57:35 Shit! I gotta go, Mom.
962 00:57:37 Everyone's looking.
963 00:57:39 I don't care!
964 00:57:40 I asked you for one month,just watch your sisters.
965 00:57:44 - And we don't even know anything about this guy.- (SCOFFS)
966 00:57:47 Whose fault is that? I didn'tbring him into the house.
967 00:57:50 That's not the point.
968 00:57:51 And I'll tell you whyin two minutes.
969 00:58:00 We're not donetalking about this!
970 00:58:02 And because of you,their pizza was cold
971 00:58:05 and they gave me a lousy tip.
972 00:58:07 Maybe you got a bad tipbecause you run like a duck.
973 00:58:11 You better hopeeverything's okay.
974 00:58:13 I hate this. I hate thiswhole thing. It's so stupid.
975 00:58:17 (KIDS AND LEONARDO SCREAMING)
976 00:58:21 OLIVIA: I love the Seahawks!
977 00:58:22 Our team just ran the ballto the finish line.
978 00:58:25 The end zone.We've been over this.
979 00:58:27 Oh, right. Touchdown.
980 00:58:29 It's coming back slowly.
981 00:58:31 See, Mom, everything's fine.No one died.
982 00:58:34 Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guysto help me fix that leak in the roof.
983 00:58:39 And you unpacked the boxes?
984 00:58:41 Oh, yeah, yeah.And I found these pillows.
985 00:58:44 The couch neededa splash of color.
986 00:58:46 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
987 00:58:48 What?
988 00:58:49 "Little by little, the birdbuilds its nest." It's French.
989 00:58:54 Wait. I speak French.
990 00:58:57 Why do I speak French?
991 00:58:59 Uh...
992 00:59:01 Well, you were a tour guide,
993 00:59:04 and it's well-knownthat Parisians love Cancun.
994 00:59:08 For it's chips and salsaand its flamenco dancers.
995 00:59:15 Thanks for humiliating mefor nothing.
996 00:59:17 Hey! Hey, we had a deal,and you didn't stick to it.
997 00:59:21 You're grounded.
998 00:59:22 Who cares? I'm basicallya prisoner here anyway!
999 00:59:26 - For a week!- Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.
1000 00:59:29 Can I talk to you for a sec?
1001 00:59:31 Okay, listen, you rememberwhat it's like to be 13.
1002 00:59:36 I don't, but you probably do.
1003 00:59:38 What are you getting at?
1004 00:59:40 And no phone!
1005 00:59:41 Hey, hey, I just thinkmaybe you're being...
1006 00:59:44 I don't know,a little hard on her.
1007 00:59:46 Don't tell me howto raise my kids.
1008 00:59:48 (SCOFFS) "Your kids"?
1009 00:59:51 "Your kids"?
1010 00:59:52 Hey. Listen.
1011 00:59:54 Just because those girlswere not conceived with my seed,
1012 00:59:57 doesn't make me any lesstheir father or a man.
1013 01:00:00 Of course not. I just...
1014 01:00:01 I'm not done.
1015 01:00:03 All I do is work and workand slave for this family.
1016 01:00:06 I may not have put usin the lap of luxury,
1017 01:00:08 but I'm a provider.
1018 01:00:11 What you said was a low blow.
1019 01:00:13 An unfair and hurtful low blow.
1020 01:00:18 - Honey, I...- Low blow.
1021 01:00:22 I need some air.
1022 01:00:23 (SPEAKS FRENCH)
1023 01:00:25 Leo!
1024 01:00:29 Right after I check the score.
1025 01:00:30 FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR:And it is good!
1026 01:00:34 - We lost.- A stunning win for Arizona.
1027 01:00:37 I hope you're happy.
1028 01:00:40 - Where are you going?- I don't know.
1029 01:00:42 And not becauseI don't remember, hmm?
1030 01:00:44 Because I don't know.
1031 01:00:48 (DOOR SHUTS)
1032 01:00:49 (GROANS)
1033 01:00:52 My name is Leoand I'm an alcoholic.
1034 01:00:55 ALL: Hi, Leo.
1035 01:00:57 To be honest, I don't reallyremember my drinking days.
1036 01:00:59 - Yep.- Been there.
1037 01:01:01 I got in a fightwith my wife tonight.
1038 01:01:04 I stood outside a barfor 20 minutes.
1039 01:01:09 I came this close. This...
1040 01:01:15 But here I am.
1041 01:01:17 - ALL: Keep coming back.- One day at a time.
1042 01:01:19 ♪ Bloody stoolsBloody stools, bloody stools
1043 01:01:23 ♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools ♪
1044 01:01:28 Holy shit!
1045 01:01:30 (GASPS)
1046 01:01:34 (EXHALES)
1047 01:01:36 Leonardo Montenegro.
1048 01:01:38 Yeah, he was murdered by a shark inyour district several weeks ago.
1049 01:01:42 MAN: Sorry, ma'am.
1050 01:01:43 Haven't had a shark attackaround here in four years.
1051 01:01:46 Really?
1052 01:01:47 Don't you have to checkwith other police stations?
1053 01:01:49 Lady, I promise you,
1054 01:01:51 if anyone's gonna hearabout a shark attack,
1055 01:01:53 it's gonna be me.
1056 01:01:55 Good luck to you.
1057 01:01:57 Hmm.
1058 01:02:00 (DOOR OPENS)
1059 01:02:04 - Hey.- Hey.
1060 01:02:06 Um...
1061 01:02:08 Sorry about tonight.
1062 01:02:10 I'm the onewho should apologize.
1063 01:02:12 No, I really need to keepmy side of the street clean
1064 01:02:16 and, you know, cultivatean attitude of gratitude.
1065 01:02:21 I overreacted. I talkedto Emily and ungrounded her.
1066 01:02:25 I'm just so stressed outabout this test.
1067 01:02:28 Well, you've beenworking so hard and...
1068 01:02:30 (TIMER BEEPS)
1069 01:02:31 I got it.
1070 01:02:33 And I've been thinkinghow I can help.
1071 01:02:36 So I talked to Theresa
1072 01:02:37 and she's okay with mepicking up a few of your shifts.
1073 01:02:41 - Really? You'd do that for me?- Yeah.
1074 01:02:43 I'm not being selfless.
1075 01:02:45 I'm just thinkingof myself less.
1076 01:02:48 You like it with milk, right?
1077 01:02:50 And a little sugar.
1078 01:02:52 Oh, and I'll take the kidsall day Sunday so you can study.
1079 01:02:56 By yourself? I can't let...
1080 01:02:59 Actually, that would be amazing.
1081 01:03:02 Great.
1082 01:03:03 I was also thinkingthat I should... Oh! Ah!
1083 01:03:06 Sharp knife. Blood. Blood.Lots of blood.
1084 01:03:09 - I do not like blood.- All right.
1085 01:03:10 - All right, take it easy. You're okay.- (PANTING)
1086 01:03:12 - Let me see, let me see.- Help.
1087 01:03:13 I'm just gonna wash it off.
1088 01:03:15 - Feeling queasy. Gonna faint.- (WATER RUNNING)
1089 01:03:17 No. You're not gonna faint.
1090 01:03:18 - I'm fainting.- No.
1091 01:03:19 The room is spinning.
1092 01:03:20 All right, let's justsit you down over here.
1093 01:03:23 (BREATHING HEAVILY)How bad is it?
1094 01:03:25 Should I go to the hospital?Do I need a tourniquet?
1095 01:03:27 Relax. You arewith a trained professional.
1096 01:03:30 - Do I need stitches?- No.
1097 01:03:31 Please help me.I'm bleeding to death.
1098 01:03:34 Oh, God! It's really deep.
1099 01:03:36 (GROANS)What the hell are you doing?
1100 01:03:38 Cleaning the cut.My God, you're such a baby!
1101 01:03:41 (GROANING)
1102 01:03:43 I got this.
1103 01:03:44 I took a whole class on it.
1104 01:03:45 Dressing wounds?
1105 01:03:46 Dealing withhysterical patients.
1106 01:03:49 (CHUCKLES)
1107 01:03:53 All right.
1108 01:03:55 Okay.
1109 01:03:57 There.
1110 01:04:06 You have very goodbedside manner.
1111 01:04:10 - You think so?- Yeah.
1112 01:04:12 Sometimes I worry about that.
1113 01:04:14 No. No, you're a natural.
1114 01:04:18 All right. There you go.Good as new.
1115 01:04:30 Well, um...
1116 01:04:33 (SIGHS)I guess I'll let you study.
1117 01:04:37 Thanks for takingsuch good care of me.
1118 01:04:43 Okay.
1119 01:04:51 Good night.
1120 01:04:53 Wait.
1121 01:04:56 You can sleep inside.Downstairs, on the couch.
1122 01:04:59 (GASPS)
1123 01:05:02 You've made me very happy.
1124 01:05:05 (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
1125 01:05:08 (SINGING ALONG IN SPANISH)
1126 01:05:15 (CRYING AND YELLING)
1127 01:05:17 (CRYING)
1128 01:05:24 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1129 01:05:28 (SIGHS)
1130 01:05:36 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1131 01:05:40 We'll pick you upafter the game, hmm?
1132 01:05:44 You're welcome!
1133 01:05:49 Why can't we go swimming?
1134 01:05:52 We're giving your sistera little space.
1135 01:05:54 (ENGINE STARTS)
1136 01:05:57 (LAUGHING)
1137 01:06:01 Too much space.
1138 01:06:03 We're giving her too much space.
1139 01:06:06 EMILY: Everyone's watching.
1140 01:06:07 LEONARDO: I don't care!
1141 01:06:08 I don't have to listen to you.You're not even my real dad.
1142 01:06:13 What? Your mother told you?
1143 01:06:16 Well, I'm still not lettingyou throw your life away
1144 01:06:18 for some sex-crazed,curly-haired wolf.
1145 01:06:21 That boy wants one thingand one thing only.
1146 01:06:25 He's gay.
1147 01:06:27 Okay. One different thing.
1148 01:06:29 (CRIES SOFTLY)
1149 01:06:31 What are you doing?Why are you crying?
1150 01:06:34 Because I'm miserable.
1151 01:06:36 You are?
1152 01:06:38 Yeah.
1153 01:06:41 I was really popularin Portland,
1154 01:06:43 and here everyone's on grouptexts that I'm not a part of.
1155 01:06:47 And there's this boy inmy Spanish class that I like,
1156 01:06:49 but he doesn't knowthat I exist.
1157 01:06:51 And he's friends with thelifeguard here and that's...
1158 01:06:53 - Wait, you're taking Spanish?- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1159 01:06:58 Muy bien.
1160 01:06:59 (IN ENGLISH) Your pronunciationis very natural.
1161 01:07:02 I mean, you still needto roll the "R's".
1162 01:07:04 - (SPEAKS SPANISH)- What?
1163 01:07:06 (SPEAKS SPANISH) Say it.
1164 01:07:07 - You have to... Okay, okay.- Dad!
1165 01:07:09 How could henot know you exist?
1166 01:07:12 You're a beautiful, smart,thoughtful young woman.
1167 01:07:15 He'd be luckyto be your boyfriend.
1168 01:07:17 But you're way too youngfor a boyfriend.
1169 01:07:20 They'd all be luckyto be your boyfriend.
1170 01:07:21 Every boy here should begto be your boyfriend.
1171 01:07:24 But I forbid it. I forbid it!
1172 01:07:28 I know I'm all over the map.It's just...
1173 01:07:31 It's very confusinghaving a daughter.
1174 01:07:35 Look. I'm not gonna doanything stupid. All right?
1175 01:07:44 (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1176 01:07:45 Gracias.
1177 01:07:56 Blue 52. Hot route left.
1178 01:07:58 Hut, hut, hike!
1179 01:07:59 (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1180 01:08:06 Yes! Yes!
1181 01:08:08 Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes!
1182 01:08:10 Go! Go! Go! Yes!
1183 01:08:13 (WHISTLE BLOWING)
1184 01:08:14 - Woo-hoo!- (LAUGHS)
1185 01:08:18 - Yeah!- Yeah!
1186 01:08:21 - Go team! Yeah, we did it!- That's my daughter.
1187 01:08:24 We know.
1188 01:08:27 Second touchdown.
1189 01:08:29 (CHUCKLES)
1190 01:08:30 We're winning, actually.
1191 01:08:31 KID: Yeah,we kicked their butts!
1192 01:08:34 - KATE: Thanks for rescuing me.- LEONARDO: Ah.
1193 01:08:36 KATE: My mind wasturning into mush.
1194 01:08:40 Hey, Molly!
1195 01:08:42 When did you learn how to ridewithout training wheels?
1196 01:08:45 Dad taught me.
1197 01:08:47 (CLICKS TONGUE)
1198 01:08:48 She only fell once.
1199 01:08:52 Faster! Faster! Faster!
1200 01:08:54 - Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!- (MOLLY GIGGLING)
1201 01:08:56 Whoo!
1202 01:08:59 LEONARDO: So how do I get ridof the brain freeze?
1203 01:09:01 - Go like this.- Like this?
1204 01:09:03 - (GRUNTS) Mmm.- (GIGGLES)
1205 01:09:05 (CHUCKLING)
1206 01:09:07 Are you gonna leave us?
1207 01:09:09 What do you mean?Of course not. I'm your dad.
1208 01:09:12 Sometimes dads leave.
1209 01:09:15 Well, I guess maybe they do,but I'm not going anywhere.
1210 01:09:18 You're stuck with me.
1211 01:09:20 Thank you. (CHUCKLING)
1212 01:09:32 (SOFTLY) "A. Sudden weight gain.B. Abdominal itch.
1213 01:09:34 "C. Bloody stools. D. Light..."(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1214 01:09:39 Bloody stools.
1215 01:09:43 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1216 01:09:46 (STAMMERS)
1217 01:09:55 (GASPS)
1218 01:10:03 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1219 01:10:05 Ay, Papa!
1220 01:10:18 Papa!
1221 01:10:25 (GASPS)
1222 01:10:32 (EXCLAIMS WITH JOY)
1223 01:10:36 (IN ENGLISH) Colin,were you with Magdalena
1224 01:10:38 when she identifiedmy brother's body?
1225 01:10:40 No, ma'am, she was quite insistenton handling the matter herself.
1226 01:10:43 Are you insinuating?
1227 01:10:44 Are you insinuating?
1228 01:10:45 Should I be insinuating?
1229 01:10:47 Should I be insinuating?
1230 01:10:48 And before you answer that,remember I'm Scottish.
1231 01:10:50 I can do this all day long.
1232 01:10:51 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1233 01:10:53 Hey! So, the test?
1234 01:10:56 There was a couple that I blankedon, but at least it's over.
1235 01:10:59 Now I don't haveto keep up this insane lie.
1236 01:11:02 Are you sure you don't wanna wait acouple of weeks before you tell him?
1237 01:11:05 I mean, good helpis hard to find.
1238 01:11:07 Yeah, totally. And the guys arereally starting to like him, too.
1239 01:11:09 No. No. Fair is fair.He has paid his debt.
1240 01:11:12 I have tortured himlong enough.
1241 01:11:13 Okay.
1242 01:11:14 You're really gonna hatedoing your own laundry again.
1243 01:11:18 (SIGHS) Guys...
1244 01:11:20 I feel pretty nervous.
1245 01:11:23 I think he's gonna freak out.
1246 01:11:24 BOBBY: Freak out?
1247 01:11:25 Kate, you're telling a ditch diggerhe's a billionaire, you know.
1248 01:11:28 I'm pretty surehe's gonna be okay with it.
1249 01:11:30 Yeah.
1250 01:11:35 Hey.
1251 01:11:36 Hey.
1252 01:11:39 Uh, I need to talk to you.
1253 01:11:41 Yeah. What's up?
1254 01:11:43 I have to confess something,and I don't know where to start.
1255 01:11:47 Well, whatever it is,
1256 01:11:49 I'm sure it's notthat big of a deal.
1257 01:11:52 - It's pretty big.- Yeah?
1258 01:11:54 And this is gonna sound crazy.
1259 01:11:58 Maybe funny-crazyor crazy-crazy.
1260 01:12:03 But I did something terrible.
1261 01:12:05 - (TIMER BEEPING)- Hold that thought.
1262 01:12:08 Girls!
1263 01:12:10 Dinner's ready!
1264 01:12:17 Yeah. Sit down, please.
1265 01:12:21 - Be careful, it's hot.- It smells so good.
1266 01:12:25 - MOLLY: I hope it tastes good.- OLIVIA: It looks so good.
1267 01:12:26 Use a spoon. Mmm.
1268 01:12:30 So...
1269 01:12:32 What's this awful thingyou need to confess?
1270 01:12:36 I...
1271 01:12:40 Come on, I'm your husband.You can tell me anything.
1272 01:12:48 (SIGHS)
1273 01:12:51 I forgot it's our anniversary.
1274 01:12:54 Really? (CHUCKLES)
1275 01:12:55 Today?
1276 01:12:56 Happy anniversary!
1277 01:12:59 We're going out!
1278 01:13:02 - (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC)- (SINGING IN SPANISH)
1279 01:13:40 (CROWD APPLAUDING)
1280 01:13:42 You guys are really good.
1281 01:13:44 Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.
1282 01:13:54 LEONARDO: Fifteen years.
1283 01:13:56 A lot of couples don'tmake it that long.
1284 01:14:00 Yeah.
1285 01:14:02 Thanks for sticking with me.
1286 01:14:05 I know I haven't madethings easy.
1287 01:14:11 - It's pretty out here.- Beautiful.
1288 01:14:14 (SHIPS HORN HONKING)
1289 01:14:18 Do you know what it means when aship honks three times like that?
1290 01:14:21 Someone told me once,but I forgot.
1291 01:14:25 Yes, I do.
1292 01:14:27 It's based onan old, Spanish legend.
1293 01:14:30 - (LAUGHS)- Yeah.
1294 01:14:32 Very romantic, by the way.
1295 01:14:34 You see, there was a poorhousemaid named Catalina.
1296 01:14:38 She was very pretty and caught the eyeof the colonial governor's son, Arturo.
1297 01:14:44 Okay, wait. You don'tremember anything,
1298 01:14:47 yet you remember this?
1299 01:14:48 It's a very famous legend.
1300 01:14:50 So, they fell in love.
1301 01:14:52 Of course.
1302 01:14:53 But Arturo's father forbade it.
1303 01:14:55 He couldn't have his only sonrunning around with a commoner.
1304 01:14:59 So, he ordered Arturo to returnto Spain, which he did.
1305 01:15:03 But not beforepromising Catalina
1306 01:15:06 he'd come backand signal for her
1307 01:15:08 with three long blasts.
1308 01:15:12 Just like you heard.
1309 01:15:14 This sounds suspiciously like one ofthe shows the kitchen guys watch.
1310 01:15:18 - I have no idea what you're talking about.- Uh-huh.
1311 01:15:20 Anyway, a year later,everything went as planned.
1312 01:15:25 She swam out,but the fog was too thick.
1313 01:15:28 He called out,"Catalina! Catalina!"
1314 01:15:31 She yelled back,"Arturo! Arturo!"
1315 01:15:34 And with that,he dove into the water.
1316 01:15:36 They reunited,
1317 01:15:38 and Catalina, who,up until that point,
1318 01:15:41 had been resisting him
1319 01:15:42 because of some testshe had to study for,
1320 01:15:46 finally let him kiss her.
1321 01:15:49 Hmm.
1322 01:15:50 Oh. Now I remember.
1323 01:15:52 Three honks means a boat'sabout to go in reverse.
1324 01:15:55 (LAUGHS)
1325 01:15:57 Okay.
1326 01:15:59 Maybe. Factually.
1327 01:16:01 But I...
1328 01:16:14 (PANTING)
1329 01:16:20 Was it always this good?
1330 01:16:24 Every time with youis like the first time.
1331 01:16:37 Look at this thing.We built it.
1332 01:16:40 Your first pool, bro.
1333 01:16:43 - Good job.- (ALL LAUGH HAPPILY)
1334 01:16:44 Hey, look at you,you got working man hands now.
1335 01:16:47 ALL: Yeah!
1336 01:16:49 Yes, I do!
1337 01:16:51 (ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
1338 01:17:03 That's good.
1339 01:17:05 FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR: Take that play, getoff the block there by Laken Tomlinson.
1340 01:17:08 This guy will be a defensiveMVP one day, I guarantee you.
1341 01:17:11 Dad, what's a pervert?
1342 01:17:17 Um...
1343 01:17:18 Well, uh...
1344 01:17:20 When a man
1345 01:17:22 has a van...
1346 01:17:25 Kate!
1347 01:17:27 Molly has a question for you.
1348 01:17:28 (GROANS)
1349 01:17:29 What is taking them so long?
1350 01:17:32 Would you relax?
1351 01:17:33 They said they were gonna postthe results after 2:00 p.m.
1352 01:17:35 LEONARDO: All right. Halftime.
1353 01:17:36 I'm getting lunch.
1354 01:17:39 Oh, wait. Where's my list?
1355 01:17:41 Here.
1356 01:17:42 Mmm... Ciao.
1357 01:17:46 KATE: Wait! Hey, I forgot.
1358 01:17:48 Honey!
1359 01:17:50 Get coleslaw, okay?And maybe some potato chips.
1360 01:17:54 Okay, got it.
1361 01:17:55 Write it down. I know you.You're gonna forget.
1362 01:17:58 And get cookies. I want cookies.
1363 01:18:01 Cookies.
1364 01:18:04 Pen.
1365 01:18:14 Kate!
1366 01:18:16 What's the matter?
1367 01:18:18 I don't know.I was just wondering
1368 01:18:21 what the wife on aninfertile man would be doing
1369 01:18:24 with a strip of ribbed,reservoir-tipped Trojans?
1370 01:18:29 Okay... (STAMMERS)
1371 01:18:31 This is not what you think.
1372 01:18:34 It's nothing.
1373 01:18:35 Nothing? We made a vow.
1374 01:18:38 A sacred vow,which I kept, I think.
1375 01:18:40 And don't assumeI didn't have opportunities,
1376 01:18:43 because I did.
1377 01:18:44 Lots and lots of them. Probably.
1378 01:18:48 This is nuts.
1379 01:18:49 You know what, I'm glad.
1380 01:18:51 I'm glad you found these,
1381 01:18:52 because I have been trying tothink of a way to tell you this.
1382 01:18:56 You and I...
1383 01:18:59 We're not really married.
1384 01:19:02 Have I not made you happy?
1385 01:19:04 Yes, but that's not the point.
1386 01:19:06 I'm not your wife.
1387 01:19:08 Those kids in there,they're not your children.
1388 01:19:11 Oh, this again.
1389 01:19:14 Low blow.
1390 01:19:15 All right, come on.Come on!
1391 01:19:17 Girls?
1392 01:19:20 Girls, I just told him the truth,and I want you to tell him, too.
1393 01:19:27 Go ahead, tell him.
1394 01:19:30 Tell him what?
1395 01:19:32 Tell him he's not your dad.
1396 01:19:34 But he is our dad?
1397 01:19:34 No, don't tell himwhat I told you to tell him.
1398 01:19:38 Tell him what reallyhappened. Emily?
1399 01:19:40 He got drunk andblacked out on the beach.
1400 01:19:42 We were really worried.I couldn't sleep.
1401 01:19:44 No, damn it!Tell him the truth!
1402 01:19:46 Don't you speak tomy three musketeers like that.
1403 01:19:49 I've had it.
1404 01:19:54 What do you think you're doing?
1405 01:19:55 - We like him.- We want to keep him.
1406 01:19:57 You can't keep him.He doesn't belong to you.
1407 01:20:00 He didn't belong to you, either,but that didn't stop you.
1408 01:20:03 - You know I have my reasons.- So do we.
1409 01:20:06 Leo, listen. Look, look, look.Those condoms aren't Kate's.
1410 01:20:10 They're mine.
1411 01:20:11 Don't cover for her.
1412 01:20:12 No, I'm not.She's covering for me.
1413 01:20:15 Yeah. I'm the onesleeping with the customers.
1414 01:20:18 (SCOFFS) Really?
1415 01:20:20 I have a problem, Leo.I'm obsessed with sex.
1416 01:20:24 Come on.
1417 01:20:25 I'm a sex addict!It's a real thing.
1418 01:20:27 What are you talking about?
1419 01:20:28 Kate! I confessed.
1420 01:20:30 You don't have to liefor me anymore.
1421 01:20:32 I can finally getthe help I need.
1422 01:20:33 Now, don't worry.You don't have to tell Bobby.
1423 01:20:35 I'll tell him.
1424 01:20:36 Do you hate me?
1425 01:20:38 (SIGHS)
1426 01:20:40 Of course not.
1427 01:20:42 I know the flesh is weak.
1428 01:20:45 Hey, one day at a time. Hmm?
1429 01:20:49 Yeah, one day at a time.
1430 01:20:50 (EXHALES)
1431 01:20:53 I'm so sorry I didn't trust you.
1432 01:20:57 That really scared me.
1433 01:20:59 It was like my whole lifewas a lie.
1434 01:21:02 OLIVIA: Come on,they're back on the field!
1435 01:21:03 Hey. Second half'sabout to start.
1436 01:21:06 Mind doing the sandwich run?
1437 01:21:10 What are you doing?
1438 01:21:13 I can't keep this up forever.
1439 01:21:15 Why not?
1440 01:21:16 Okay, look, I know your relationship'sa little unconventional.
1441 01:21:19 But whose isn't?You guys are good together.
1442 01:21:22 Stop fighting it.
1443 01:21:23 I'll tell you one thing.
1444 01:21:25 Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin egois not gonna like being cheated on.
1445 01:21:28 - LEONARDO: Kate!- Shit.
1446 01:21:30 They told him.
1447 01:21:33 You passed! You're a nurse!
1448 01:21:36 (SCREAMING)
1449 01:21:38 (ALL CHEERING)
1450 01:21:45 MOLLY: Congratulations, Mom!
1451 01:21:53 (GIRLS GIGGLING)
1452 01:21:56 - Hike!- Let's do this.
1453 01:22:01 (YELLS)
1454 01:22:06 - Hey, Gordo.- Hey.
1455 01:22:08 You okay?
1456 01:22:10 Huh? Oh.
1457 01:22:10 Yeah, well, you know,I've been better.
1458 01:22:13 Yeah.
1459 01:22:14 But this is thewake-up call we needed.
1460 01:22:16 I wasn't as attentive to herneeds as I should have been.
1461 01:22:18 You know, I can beemotionally remote, bro.
1462 01:22:23 We're starting couples therapy.
1463 01:22:25 - Oh, good.- Yeah.
1464 01:22:27 Just, whatever you do,you know, don't...
1465 01:22:30 I'm sorry, take Katefor granted. Because...
1466 01:22:33 (SIGHS)
1467 01:22:35 Look, I know we can bea little machista.
1468 01:22:38 - It's our way. Yeah.- You know?
1469 01:22:40 But your vulnerabilityand honesty really touches me.
1470 01:22:44 - (BOTH CHUCKLE)- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1471 01:22:48 (MOUTHS) You owe me.
1472 01:22:49 (MOUTHS) I know.
1473 01:22:51 Oh, yeah,this is a Christmas card.
1474 01:22:54 EMILY: Oh, God, it's cold!
1475 01:22:55 LEONARDO: I got you!
1476 01:22:57 MECHANIC: That's him.The chicken fight guy.
1477 01:23:02 (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1478 01:23:14 (SOFIA SPEAKING SPANISH)
1479 01:23:26 (SNIFFLES)
1480 01:23:28 (PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC)
1481 01:24:03 (IN ENGLISH) Hold the ashes!Sorry, sorry.
1482 01:24:06 (CLEARS THROAT)
1483 01:24:07 This was taken 20 minutes ago.
1484 01:24:09 - Leonardo?- What?
1485 01:24:10 It's Leonardo!(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1486 01:24:15 (ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
1487 01:24:24 Hey, you guys! You guys!
1488 01:24:26 Before I cut the cake,
1489 01:24:28 I just want to thank you allfor being here.
1490 01:24:31 I could not have passedthe test without you all.
1491 01:24:34 - Nurse Kate!- ALL: Nurse Kate!
1492 01:24:36 Especially you, Leo.
1493 01:24:38 He cooked, he cleaned.
1494 01:24:40 He worked two jobs,he kept me laughing.
1495 01:24:43 And if you haven't triedthe empanadas yet,
1496 01:24:44 they are delicious.He made them.
1497 01:24:46 They're gone!
1498 01:24:47 (ALL LAUGHING)
1499 01:24:49 What, babe?
1500 01:24:51 - They're delicious, bro.- (KATE SPEAKS SPANISH)
1501 01:24:55 (ALL EXCLAIM)
1502 01:24:58 (IN ENGLISH) Wait, wait, wait.
1503 01:25:00 Wait, wait, wait.
1504 01:25:01 I want to say something, too.
1505 01:25:03 I mean, look at this face.
1506 01:25:05 - Look at this face.- Oh!
1507 01:25:06 Isn't this the most beautifulface you've ever seen?
1508 01:25:09 Second. Second most beautiful.
1509 01:25:11 (ALL LAUGHING)
1510 01:25:12 She's too good for you!
1511 01:25:16 And also, I don't rememberthe first time I did this,
1512 01:25:22 and that doesn't feel right.
1513 01:25:24 So, Kate,
1514 01:25:28 will you marry me again?
1515 01:25:30 - (GASPS)- Holy crap.
1516 01:25:33 Yeah.
1517 01:25:35 Yes! Yes, I will!
1518 01:25:37 - She said yes!- She said yes!
1519 01:25:39 (CHEERING AND SCREAMING)
1520 01:25:40 That's whatI'm talking about, Leo!
1521 01:25:42 Go, Mom!
1522 01:25:43 That's whatI'm talking about, bro!
1523 01:25:45 That's my boy right there.
1524 01:25:47 Okay, that's love, baby.
1525 01:25:49 "'And now, gentlemen, ' said d'Artagnan,without stopping to explain his conduct,
1526 01:25:53 "'all for one, and one for all.
1527 01:25:56 "'That is our motto, is it not?
1528 01:25:58 "'But still, look here.'"
1529 01:26:09 - (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)- (GIRLS GIGGLING)
1530 01:26:43 - (ALL GASP)- LEONARDO: Wow.
1531 01:26:45 Whose fancy car is that?
1532 01:26:46 MOLLY: That's so cool.
1533 01:26:56 (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
1534 01:27:03 (DOG BARKS)
1535 01:27:05 (IN ENGLISH) Hey, Papi!
1536 01:27:07 Sofia!
1537 01:27:09 Hi, Magda!
1538 01:27:10 Let me just drop thisin the house.
1539 01:27:12 Hey.
1540 01:27:29 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
1541 01:27:36 Papi.
1542 01:27:38 Sofia.
1543 01:27:40 Magda. (GASPS)
1544 01:27:43 Oh, my God, I remember.
1545 01:27:46 I'm Leonardo Montenegro.
1546 01:27:49 (GASPS) Kate!
1547 01:27:51 I'm cured!
1548 01:27:52 The doctor said my memorycould come back suddenly,
1549 01:27:55 and he was right.
1550 01:27:57 I mean, I saw Papi...
1551 01:27:59 I walked past him intothe house and poof!
1552 01:28:02 It came back!
1553 01:28:03 (CHUCKLES)
1554 01:28:05 Honey, ask me anything.
1555 01:28:07 Ask me about my childhoodin Mexico City.
1556 01:28:10 About my car collection.
1557 01:28:13 About my money.
1558 01:28:14 Money. I have money!
1559 01:28:18 Lots and lots of money.(LAUGHS)
1560 01:28:21 This is the happiest dayof my life!
1561 01:28:26 Wait.
1562 01:28:32 You're not my wife.
1563 01:28:35 Why would you make me think...
1564 01:28:40 Why would you do that to me?
1565 01:28:45 I know why.
1566 01:28:49 You're that awful carpet cleanerlady who hates me.
1567 01:28:56 And...
1568 01:28:59 And these are your kids
1569 01:29:02 and you made me believe...
1570 01:29:06 Oh, God.
1571 01:29:09 Oh, God.
1572 01:29:12 You tricked me.
1573 01:29:14 You used me.
1574 01:29:16 Leo...
1575 01:29:17 No, no, no.
1576 01:29:19 My name is not Leo.
1577 01:29:21 It's Leonardo.
1578 01:29:24 And I don't belong with you.
1579 01:29:30 And I don't belong with them.
1580 01:29:40 I'll get my things.
1581 01:29:47 (SIGHS)
1582 01:30:11 There's nothingin there that's mine.
1583 01:30:17 For what it's worth...
1584 01:30:20 I'm sorry.
1585 01:30:22 And...
1586 01:30:24 - And thank you.- (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
1587 01:30:35 (SOBBING)
1588 01:30:38 Hey.
1589 01:30:57 Girls.
1590 01:30:58 EMILY: Don't go!
1591 01:30:59 OLIVIA: Dad! Dad! Don't go.
1592 01:31:02 Dad! Dad!
1593 01:31:04 Dad!
1594 01:31:06 Dad!
1595 01:31:07 No! Don't go, don't go!
1596 01:31:09 Wait, no.
1597 01:31:16 MOLLY: Daddy!
1598 01:31:18 Daddy, wait!
1599 01:32:05 Welcome back, sir.
1600 01:32:06 Your funeral was lovely,by the way.
1601 01:32:18 I liked Dad's sauce better.
1602 01:32:20 Sweetie, you knowhe was never really your dad.
1603 01:32:22 You should have triedto stop him.
1604 01:32:24 What was I gonna say?
1605 01:32:26 I lied to him.I basically kidnapped the man.
1606 01:32:29 So what? You're obviouslytotally in love with him.
1607 01:32:34 What does it matter now?
1608 01:32:35 He's back to his old life,
1609 01:32:37 with his servantsand supermodels.
1610 01:32:42 It's over.
1611 01:32:44 Now finish up, 'causeGrandma can't wait to see ya.
1612 01:32:52 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1613 01:34:03 (CHUCKLES)
1614 01:34:05 (IN ENGLISH)No, I don't drink.
1615 01:34:09 Wait, wait. I do drink.
1616 01:34:14 Fill her up, Colin!
1617 01:34:15 Yes, that was definitelymy recollection, sir.
1618 01:34:17 - Give me the bottle.- Ah, what was I thinking?
1619 01:34:20 (UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1620 01:34:25 (ALL SINGING)
1621 01:34:40 This is horrifying.
1622 01:34:42 (CONTINUES SINGING)
1623 01:34:46 Why is she doing this?
1624 01:34:49 Because life's short, and youdon't wanna have regrets.
1625 01:34:59 Come on. We're getting Leo.
1626 01:35:01 Yay!
1627 01:35:02 Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us.
1628 01:35:05 (MOUTHS) Where are you going?
1629 01:35:06 - (MOUTHS) I'll call you.- Yes, yes, yes!
1630 01:35:10 KATE: Hurry up,we gotta catch him.
1631 01:35:19 Sir, you should have called me.
1632 01:35:20 I'd have gotten that for you.
1633 01:35:21 You know, it's funny.
1634 01:35:24 I've had this boat for 10 years,
1635 01:35:26 and I don't thinkI ever stepped foot in here.
1636 01:35:29 Well, that's becauseyou have people
1637 01:35:31 to take careof everything for you.
1638 01:35:33 You know, when I wasworking construction,
1639 01:35:36 I hated rich assholes like me.
1640 01:35:39 Hmm.
1641 01:35:40 Did you hate me, Colin?You can be honest.
1642 01:35:43 (CHUCKLES) Well. If I mayremind you, sir,
1643 01:35:46 the reason I got this job was becausethe last steward was honest.
1644 01:35:49 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Eh.
1645 01:35:53 Can I confess something?
1646 01:35:55 Hmm.
1647 01:35:58 I'm not exactly surewhere I fit in anymore.
1648 01:36:02 Is that crazy?
1649 01:36:05 Most of us only know the worldthat we're born into.
1650 01:36:10 You've had the privilege of seeing lifefrom an entirely different perspective.
1651 01:36:14 Yeah, I did.
1652 01:36:16 And it sucked, didn't it?
1653 01:36:26 What's up, Kate?
1654 01:36:27 Bobby, we need your boat!
1655 01:36:30 You hear that?She needs my boat.
1656 01:36:32 She needs it.
1657 01:36:40 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1658 01:37:46 (IN ENGLISH) "There was hopea Mexico City woman
1659 01:37:49 "yachting nearbymight be his sister."
1660 01:37:52 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1661 01:37:59 (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1662 01:38:20 - (BOAT HORN HONKING)- (IN ENGLISH) Three.
1663 01:38:22 Three! That's Kate!
1664 01:38:25 That's Kate.
1665 01:38:27 - Leonardo.- (EXCLAIMS)
1666 01:38:29 Move away, Captain.
1667 01:38:39 (BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1668 01:38:41 Arturo! Arturo!
1669 01:38:44 Catalina! Catalina!
1670 01:38:48 (ALL CHEERING AND SCREAMING)
1671 01:38:52 - OLIVIA: They're turning!- EMILY: Mom! Mom! Mom!
1672 01:38:55 They're turning around.Why are they turning around?
1673 01:38:58 - I don't know.- Bobby, do something.
1674 01:38:59 No, no, no!
1675 01:39:02 Papa! (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1676 01:39:13 THERESA: (IN ENGLISH) Come on,come on, we're losing them!
1677 01:39:15 Can't this thing go any faster?
1678 01:39:16 No, it's a leisure boat, babe!
1679 01:39:18 Just admit you overpaid.
1680 01:39:19 Okay, okay, I overpaid!
1681 01:39:20 We're never gonna catch them.
1682 01:39:22 I should have sprungfor the 40-footer.
1683 01:39:27 I'm sorry, Kate.There's nothing I can do.
1684 01:39:29 (ENGINE STOPS)
1685 01:39:43 I love you, Kate!
1686 01:39:45 - I love you, too!- (SCREAMS)
1687 01:39:59 What's he doing?
1688 01:40:03 - Oh, my God!- Whoa! That was amazing!
1689 01:40:09 - Man overboard!- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1690 01:40:17 - What? Kate!- Mom!
1691 01:40:19 - Mom!- Kate.
1692 01:40:21 I'm coming!
1693 01:40:23 Mom! What are you doing?
1694 01:40:26 - What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy!- (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1695 01:40:28 (IN ENGLISH)Get the dinghy, bro!
1696 01:40:31 LEONARDO: I never want to beapart from you!
1697 01:40:33 KATE: I'll neverlet you go again!
1698 01:40:40 Leonardo! (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1699 01:40:48 - (IN ENGLISH) Never actually been in this thing, bro.- (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
1700 01:41:15 Mom! What is he doing?
1701 01:41:18 I don't know!
1702 01:41:19 I'm negotiating!
1703 01:41:21 Kate, get in here!You're gonna drown. Come on!
1704 01:41:23 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1705 01:41:26 Leo!
1706 01:41:36 (GASPS)
1707 01:41:37 - (SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)- (GASPS)
1708 01:41:41 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1709 01:41:59 Honey, are you coming?
1710 01:42:08 This is not how I envisionedthis moment.
1711 01:42:10 I know. I know.
1712 01:42:12 It's just that most peopledon't actually
1713 01:42:15 have to choose betweenlove and money.
1714 01:42:17 It's not easy.(RESUMES IN SPANISH)
1715 01:42:37 (IN ENGLISH)It's easy. I choose you.
1716 01:42:40 Oye, Leo, you're giving upa lot, dude.
1717 01:42:43 No one would begrudge you if youwanted to take a few minutes.
1718 01:42:46 Bobby, would you stayout of this?
1719 01:42:47 What? I'm just saying!
1720 01:42:48 Love fades, okay?I mean, it's wonderful.
1721 01:42:51 But some of the excitementgoes away. Now, money...
1722 01:42:53 Bobby! Shut the hell up!
1723 01:42:55 - You shut up, babe!- Yeah! Shut the hell up!
1724 01:42:58 LEONARDO: Kate, listen.
1725 01:43:01 My life was richerwhen I was poor with you
1726 01:43:03 than when I had all the moneyin the world.
1727 01:43:08 If I jump back in the water,
1728 01:43:10 will you promiseto kiss me this time?
1729 01:43:13 (CHUCKLES) Yes.
1730 01:43:16 (GROANS)
1731 01:43:22 (ALL CHEERING)
1732 01:43:24 - (GROANS)- (BOBBY SPEAKING SPANISH)
1733 01:43:28 - (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)- (GROANS)
1734 01:43:31 (IN ENGLISH) Go, Kate!
1735 01:43:33 Ay. (CHUCKLES)
1736 01:43:35 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
1737 01:43:46 (IN ENGLISH) Go, Mom!
1738 01:43:47 (ALL CHEERING)
1739 01:43:58 Lunches are done!
1740 01:44:00 Bobby's picking me up in five.
1741 01:44:02 All right. You sure you can pickup the girls from school today?
1742 01:44:04 - Uh, yeah.- I got it.
1743 01:44:06 Emily, tell him I'm coming.
1744 01:44:08 Yes.
1745 01:44:09 Then I'll drop Oliviaat football practice,
1746 01:44:11 but you have to pick her up.
1747 01:44:13 - Colin?- Hello again.
1748 01:44:16 (LAUGHING) What on Earth?
1749 01:44:18 (COLIN LAUGHS)
1750 01:44:20 Hey, come here.
1751 01:44:22 What are you doing here?
1752 01:44:23 I was hoping you mightbe in the market
1753 01:44:25 for a top-notch, Scottish nannywith excellent references.
1754 01:44:28 You know I'd love that,
1755 01:44:30 but there's no waywe can afford you.
1756 01:44:32 Well, in fact you can, sir.
1757 01:44:34 Sofia sent me backwith the yacht.
1758 01:44:36 She wanted to remind you
1759 01:44:37 it was a birthday presentfrom your father.
1760 01:44:40 The deed is in your name.It's still yours.
1761 01:44:45 Oh, my God.
1762 01:44:47 You mean I can sell it?
1763 01:44:50 It must be worth a fortune.
1764 01:44:51 Over 60 million.
1765 01:44:57 Pesos?
1766 01:44:59 God, no, ma'am. Dollars.
1767 01:45:03 Oh.
1768 01:45:04 (LAUGHING)
1769 01:45:09 (SCREAMING AND CHEERING)
1770 01:45:19 By the power invested in meby the Royal Norwegian Navy,
1771 01:45:22 I now pronounce youhusband and wife.
1772 01:45:30 (KIDS SCREAMING)
1773 01:45:32 - Go, Mom!- Go, Mom!
1774 01:45:35 EMILY: Go, Dad!
1775 01:45:43 (ALL CHEERING)
1776 01:46:16 (GLASS CLINKING)
1777 01:46:17 BOBBY: Okay.
1778 01:46:18 Before I toast the happy couple,
1779 01:46:20 let me just dispel a few rumors
1780 01:46:23 that have been floating around
1781 01:46:24 about me being cheated on.
1782 01:46:26 Never happened. Okay?Not once, not ever.
1783 01:46:30 There's just so muchI wanna say.
1784 01:46:34 But I'm not a poet.
1785 01:46:36 I don't have words.
1786 01:46:38 - I have music.- (EMILY SPEAKING SPANISH)
1787 01:46:50 (IN ENGLISH) I'm so sorry I couldn'tbe there to celebrate with you.
1788 01:46:54 But I'm here in the Philippines,
1789 01:46:57 spearheading the Montenegros'Children's Education Initiative,
1790 01:47:01 and, oh, I've been herehelping these kids
1791 01:47:05 have a happier, better life,and they adore me.
1792 01:47:09 - Right?- No.
1793 01:47:11 When we first met,
1794 01:47:13 I was the catch. Okay?
1795 01:47:15 I was the football player.
1796 01:47:17 I was the quarterback,all right?
1797 01:47:18 She didn't even makecheerleader.
1798 01:47:20 She was on the spirit squad.
1799 01:47:21 When I look at Leo...(VOICE BREAKING)
1800 01:47:24 When I look at Kate...
1801 01:47:28 - When I look at Leo and Kate...- (VITO SPEAKING SPANISH)
1802 01:47:43 (IN ENGLISH)Right now, I'm backstage
1803 01:47:46 at the Golden PondRetirement Home,
1804 01:47:48 about five minutes from curtain.
1805 01:47:50 I'm playing Hodelin Fiddler on the Roof.
1806 01:47:53 - And I thought now was a good time to talk about allowance.- (VITO SPEAKING SPANISH)
1807 01:48:02 ♪ Leo has the best spaghettiI ever tasted ♪
1808 01:48:06 I have never in all my puffbeen at a wedding
1809 01:48:08 where there's been a free bar.
1810 01:48:09 Usually, at the end, the (BLEEP)tries to settle up the bill.
1811 01:48:12 And they're,"Oh, no, I didn't have it.
1812 01:48:13 "I only had beer,you (BLEEP)"
1813 01:48:14 There's always a (BLEEP)at a wedding.
1814 01:48:16 (PLAYING OFF-KEY)
1815 01:48:17 PAPI: Leonardo.(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1816 01:48:29 (IN ENGLISH) Bobby has asked meto read a prepared statement.
1817 01:48:33 "I never cheated on my husband.
1818 01:48:35 "I never would.
1819 01:48:36 - "No woman ever would."- (VITO SPEAKING SPANISH)
1820 01:48:49 - Mwah!- Cheers.
1821 01:48:51 - (CHEERS IN HEBREW)- Mmm.
1822 01:48:52 - Ah!- (GLASS SMASHES)
1823 01:48:53 - Whoo!- (BARKS)
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