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1 00:00:32 NARRATOR: Deep in the concretecanyons of Harlem, New York
2 00:00:35 stands a basketball court
3 00:00:37 where the legends of the game are born.
4 00:00:39 Rucker Park.
5 00:00:41 Between the lines of this battleground,
6 00:00:44 a great many tales of warriorshave come and gone.
7 00:00:47 But there was one player
8 00:00:49 whose talent soared far above the rest.
9 00:00:52 His name, Uncle Drew.
10 00:00:55 -So good.-Incredible.
11 00:00:57 Like, scary good.
12 00:00:58 -Dominating.-Dangerous.
13 00:01:00 -Best of the best.-Bananas.
14 00:01:02 I mean, you knew he justbrought things to the game
15 00:01:04 that the gamehad never seen before.
16 00:01:05 Changed the faceof basketball.
17 00:01:06 Drew been dangeroussince birth.
18 00:01:08 My pops played him one-on-onein the seventh grade.
19 00:01:11 He broke my pop's ankle.
20 00:01:13 -(BONES CRACK)-(MAN GROANS)
21 00:01:15 True story.Gym teacher gave him a "D."
22 00:01:16 You know,he'll show you one trick,
23 00:01:18 then beat youwith another trick.
24 00:01:20 Shakin' people's sneakers off.They fallin' out the trees.
25 00:01:21 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
26 00:01:25 (IN ENGLISH) He was a bad man.
27 00:01:26 He went to one endof the court,
28 00:01:28 shot the lights out,
29 00:01:29 went to the other endof the court,
30 00:01:30 shot it back on again.
31 00:01:32 Man, he was good enoughto be the logo.
32 00:01:33 INTERVIEWER: Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo.
33 00:01:35 It's actually Uncle Drew.They just shaved his afro off.
34 00:01:38 (ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIRRING)
35 00:01:39 One time,he took on "The Destroyer"
36 00:01:41 and beat him only with his left hand.
37 00:01:43 And then, hold on.Wait for it.
38 00:01:45 With his right hand, he was eating a ham sandwich.
39 00:01:48 Was there anyone out therebetter than Uncle Drew?
40 00:01:52 NARRATOR: With word of Sandwichgate
41 00:01:55 and Black Ankle Sunday both spreading like wildfire,
42 00:01:57 Uncle Drew and his childhood friends
43 00:01:59 shot to the top of the first Rucker Classic in '68.
44 00:02:03 But it was not long before it all came crashing down.
45 00:02:07 It had to be something
46 00:02:08 concerning him and a female.We knew that.
47 00:02:10 Uncle Drew and the ladies?(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
48 00:02:13 Man, the rumor wasDrew slept with
49 00:02:16 one of his teammate's girlthe night before the finals.
50 00:02:21 And when it came timeto play in the finals,
51 00:02:23 they were all a complete and total no-show.
52 00:02:27 And after thathe just disappeared.
53 00:02:29 NARRATOR: Despite the mysterious disappearance
54 00:02:31 of its greatest player,
55 00:02:33 the fabled park is still the epicenter
56 00:02:35 of the streetball universe.
57 00:02:37 The question is, will this year's Rucker Classic
58 00:02:40 see the birth of a new playground legend?
59 00:02:50 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
60 00:02:53 (PLAYERS SHOUTING)
61 00:03:03 (BLOWS WHISTLE)
62 00:03:06 Give me that.
63 00:03:07 -CASPER: Yo, what's up?-What was that?
64 00:03:08 Hey, what's the problem, man?Mario was open.
65 00:03:10 Maybe Mario was open,
66 00:03:12 maybe he wasn't.But you know what
67 00:03:13 -the problem with that is?-Huh?
68 00:03:15 Mario. Hey,I don't know what you doin'...
69 00:03:16 -Close your ears!-Mmm-hmm.
70 00:03:18 Mario is terrible.Okay? Look at him.
71 00:03:20 I just told a grown manto cover his ears,
72 00:03:22 -and that's what he just did.-Coach, what are you saying?
73 00:03:24 Grab the ball, Casper.
74 00:03:27 You are my Beyonce. Okay?
75 00:03:29 Beyonce?
76 00:03:31 Not Dantay, not White Dantay,not Regular Jeff,
77 00:03:33 not Little Melvin, not LittleMelvin's stunt double.
78 00:03:36 Okay, they're justDestiny's Children.
79 00:03:37 You are the star.You are my Queen B.
80 00:03:40 -All right.-Let's make Lemonade, man.
81 00:03:42 Score the rock.
82 00:03:43 All right, now look here,everybody.
83 00:03:45 I'mma say this once.Nobody else shoot the ball.
84 00:03:47 -Just Casper. Let's go.-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
85 00:03:49 -(BALL BOUNCING)-(PLAYERS SHOUTING)
86 00:03:51 Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam Magazine.
87 00:03:54 -(LAUGHS) Slam Magazine, huh?-Yes, sir.
88 00:03:56 You mind if I geta couple of sound bites?
89 00:03:58 Do I mind? No, you shouldabeen talking to me.
90 00:04:01 -(BOTH LAUGH)-Um...
91 00:04:03 How does a guywho works at Foot Locker
92 00:04:06 get a beast like Casper Jones
93 00:04:09 to play for himin Rucker Park?
94 00:04:11 (LAUGHS) Game recognize game.He's the best player.
95 00:04:14 I'm the best coach.
96 00:04:15 We gonna take it all.
97 00:04:17 I'm telling you,this dude is amazing, man.
98 00:04:18 Put me and Casperon the cover.
99 00:04:20 SAL: (EXCLAIMS)
100 00:04:21 -You know who that is, right?-DAX: Know who who is?
101 00:04:23 -Who Mookie Bass is.-(SIGHS)
102 00:04:26 SAL: A.k.a. thatMacklemore-lookin' dude
103 00:04:28 that's makin' eyesat your meal ticket, man.
104 00:04:33 The hell is he doing here?
105 00:04:35 -Hey, what's up, Dix?-(FRIENDS LAUGHING)
106 00:04:37 First of all,you know my name is Dax.
107 00:04:38 A "bag of Dax"don't make no sense.
108 00:04:40 (SNIFFS) What is that?What's that smell?
109 00:04:44 Is that a grudge?
110 00:04:46 Are you still holdin' a grudge'cause I blocked your shot?
111 00:04:48 I have no recollection
112 00:04:49 or even knowwhat you even talkin' about.
113 00:04:51 Okay, let me refreshyour memory, then.
114 00:04:53 You're about to hita three-pointer.
115 00:04:54 Outta nowhere,a little white boy comes up...
116 00:04:56 Bam! Blocked that shot,I think, with my armpit.
117 00:04:59 Well, but I do remember,there was that Spalding...
118 00:05:01 You didn't even jumpthat high. So like nipple...
119 00:05:03 It was high enoughthat I could see
120 00:05:04 your face like this.You were like...
121 00:05:06 Okay, stop! That's not...I didn't do that.
122 00:05:08 What are you doin'? Stop.
123 00:05:10 -(ALL LAUGHING)-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
124 00:05:12 Casper, take it from the top.Do something, y'all.
125 00:05:14 Defense, Dantays,figure it out.
126 00:05:17 Casper Jones, huh?
127 00:05:18 Could you just literallygive me some space, man?
128 00:05:20 Yo, you seen this tat though,right here?
129 00:05:22 That's the one where I blockedyour shot and won the game.
130 00:05:24 And then these are the onlyones that really matter.
131 00:05:26 Bam! Seven of nineRucker Championships.
132 00:05:30 But don't you worry, Dix.
133 00:05:31 I got plenty of lengthon my Dax for the next one.
134 00:05:33 I don't care. I don't wannahear about your man junk.
135 00:05:36 Is there a point to all this?
136 00:05:37 Yeah, I guess my point is,
137 00:05:39 when you havea history of winning
138 00:05:40 as many titles as I do,
139 00:05:42 cats like Casper Jones,
140 00:05:43 they have a wayof gravitating towards you.
141 00:05:46 (PLAYERS SHOUTING)
142 00:05:48 So I'll see youwhen I see you, Dix.
143 00:05:54 (BLOWS WHISTLE)
144 00:05:56 Hey, Casper. Hey, man,let me talk to you real quick.
145 00:05:57 -What's up, coach?-We good, right?
146 00:05:59 You know what I mean?Me and you.
147 00:06:01 -Yeah, we all right.-Do you need anything?
148 00:06:02 You know what'd be dope?The new Space Jams.
149 00:06:04 They are amazing. They prettyexpensive, like $225.
150 00:06:07 -Straight fire, though.-They fire.
151 00:06:09 But you know what?(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
152 00:06:11 I just thought about it.
153 00:06:12 I sold the last pairthis morning.
154 00:06:13 (GROANS)
155 00:06:15 The good news is,in another week and a half,
156 00:06:17 we get new stock,and I got a pair just for you.
157 00:06:19 -Okay. I like that.-Yeah. You like that?
158 00:06:21 Yeah, yeah, we all right.
159 00:06:22 I got you, brother.So it's me and you, we good?
160 00:06:24 -Yeah, we rollin'.-You with me.
161 00:06:25 -I'm with you, dog.-Forever.
162 00:06:26 -Forever.-Dax and Casper.
163 00:06:28 -Yeah, you my bro.-All right, man. I love you.
164 00:06:29 -Love you, too, man.-We good, right?
165 00:06:31 -Yeah, no doubt. All right.-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
166 00:06:33 Cool.
167 00:06:41 WOMAN: Don't worry, Dax.
168 00:06:44 Don't worry, Dax. We'll find you a family.
169 00:06:48 -Yes.-All right!
170 00:06:51 WOMAN: We'll find you a family.
171 00:06:54 -MAN: Yes!-(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)
172 00:06:56 Yes! Yes!
173 00:07:00 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Oh! What a move by Jordan!
174 00:07:07 Jordan with the moves!
175 00:07:09 Man, what an inspiration!
176 00:07:11 Just listen to the crowd! They love him!
177 00:07:15 They love him!
178 00:07:19 They love him! They love him!
179 00:07:27 Yes!
180 00:07:34 Yo, can we run with you?
181 00:07:35 YOUNG DAX: Yes, yes.
182 00:07:36 (BOYS CHATTERING)
183 00:07:38 (ALL CHEERING)
184 00:07:48 (CROWD GROANS)
185 00:07:49 -No!-(ALL SHOUT IN ANNOYANCE)
186 00:07:51 MAN 1: You need to beon the bench!
187 00:07:53 MAN 2: He's worthless!WOMAN: You suck, Dax!
188 00:07:54 MAN 3: You need new glasses!MAN 4: He's the worst!
189 00:07:56 MAN 5: You suck!
190 00:07:58 Dax, that was unbearable!
191 00:08:02 ANNOUNCER: Dream sequence...
192 00:08:03 (GASPING)
193 00:08:05 Boy, you better than cable.
194 00:08:07 Look, you wouldn't evenunderstand, okay?
195 00:08:09 It's terrible.
196 00:08:10 Dreamin' about thatlittle white boy
197 00:08:11 slappin' that ballout your hand?
198 00:08:13 -Now, how do I look?-You look expensive.
199 00:08:15 Man, you know I can't affordGucci on my salary.
200 00:08:17 Which is why when youand Casper win the Rucker
201 00:08:20 and the $100,000 checkthat come with it,
202 00:08:23 we'll be just fine.
203 00:08:25 Baby, I thought that 100K,
204 00:08:26 we was gonna useto start a family.
205 00:08:28 (EXCLAIMS) I want a Tesla.
206 00:08:30 I would lookso cute in a Tesla.
207 00:08:33 And I'd have the little screenon the side
208 00:08:35 and then I could be like,"Boop, boop, boop, boop!"
209 00:08:36 And all my homegirlsgonna be like,
210 00:08:39 "Look at Jess killin' 'emin a Tesla."
211 00:08:42 (CHUCKLES) Well, I mean,this sounds like
212 00:08:44 a beautiful, beautiful dreamand everything,
213 00:08:47 but I didn't hearmy name one time.
214 00:08:48 You didn't say, "Oh, Dax wasin the Tesla with me."
215 00:08:50 Baby, you gonna be there, too.
216 00:08:51 It's gonna be me and you,
217 00:08:53 and we just gonna beone big happy family.
218 00:08:55 I love that.
219 00:08:56 Well, don't let the ghostof white boy past
220 00:08:59 scare youout of gettin' this money.
221 00:09:00 You win this game,and you win this money,
222 00:09:03 and bring it back home.
223 00:09:04 -I'm motivated, baby!-Whoo!
224 00:09:06 (GROWLING)
225 00:09:08 Bam! That's right. These shoesright here are classic.
226 00:09:11 I wore these shoeslast night, little man,
227 00:09:13 and I had a quadruple-double.
228 00:09:14 -Look.-That's right.
229 00:09:15 I didn't want to say this,but he isn't even that good.
230 00:09:19 (WHISPERS) Why would you saythat about your baby?
231 00:09:22 Are you a stepmotheror something?
232 00:09:23 -You the real mother?-Yeah.
233 00:09:25 You shouldn't...
234 00:09:27 Oh, you know something?
235 00:09:29 Matter of fact, Larry,help her out.
236 00:09:33 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
237 00:09:37 -Hey, baby.-Oh! Hey, girl!
238 00:09:39 I thought we weregoin' to lunch today.
239 00:09:40 You right.We supposed to have lunch.
240 00:09:42 Yeah, I'm very hungry.
241 00:09:43 I been shoppin' all day.Look it. (LAUGHS)
242 00:09:45 I know. Look, do me a favor,babe. Just give me a second.
243 00:09:47 Just go look at some shoesor something.
244 00:09:48 Do they got them new RiRis?
245 00:09:49 RiRis, BeeBees, whoeveryou need, it's over there.
246 00:09:51 Do they got 'em? Because,you know, I do not wanna
247 00:09:54 be shoppin' unless I canget them new RiRis.
248 00:09:56 (BOTH SCREAM)
249 00:09:58 'Cause she a savage, too.
250 00:09:59 You a savage and you fine.
251 00:10:00 -I'm fine?-Yeah.
252 00:10:01 Well, boy, you better shut up.
253 00:10:02 Over there,look at those RiRis,
254 00:10:04 you know what I mean?I see you, boo.
255 00:10:06 -She ready. Yeah!-She ready.
256 00:10:08 (CHUCKLES)
257 00:10:10 JESS: Oh. Do you seethe RiRis over here?
258 00:10:13 Yo, my main man, Casper.What up, brother?
259 00:10:15 What up, Dax?How you doin', man?
260 00:10:17 The myth, the legendin the makin'.
261 00:10:19 Hold that thought.
262 00:10:21 Man, I'm confused. I thoughtthese were out of stock.
263 00:10:23 Bruh, the truckcame this morning
264 00:10:25 and dropped offa new stock of shoes.
265 00:10:27 I was gonna call you.
266 00:10:28 So you gonnahook us up, then?
267 00:10:30 Oh, so you want meto get shoes for everybody.
268 00:10:32 Everybody.
269 00:10:34 This dude, and this guy...
270 00:10:35 If you can't do it,I got plenty of people that...
271 00:10:37 I got you.I'mma take care of you,
272 00:10:39 and your whole squad.
273 00:10:41 Yeah, okay.Yeah, that's a lot better.
274 00:10:43 DAX: Taxes included.
275 00:10:45 After I put inmy employee discount,
276 00:10:47 which will probablyget me fired...
277 00:10:50 The total is $833.50.
278 00:10:53 Everybody, it's on Dax.
279 00:10:55 It's on... It's on Dax.Shoes for all y'all.
280 00:10:57 Oh, hey, Casper.
281 00:10:59 Oh, hey, baby, how you doin'?
282 00:11:00 Good, how you doin'? (LAUGHS)
283 00:11:02 Oh, baby, that's ourmeal ticket right there.
284 00:11:04 Oh, my goodness.
285 00:11:06 Let me show youwhat I found on Zillow.
286 00:11:08 I found a really cutebrownstone.
287 00:11:11 Two bedroom,hardwood floors...
288 00:11:13 AUTOMATED VOICE: Transaction denied.
289 00:11:14 (SIGHS) Damn it!
290 00:11:15 -Excuse me, what's goin' on?-Damn what?
291 00:11:17 DAX: Marty,don't worry about it.
292 00:11:18 Aw, hell no.
293 00:11:20 If the moneyfor these shoes
294 00:11:22 that just magicallyflew out of here
295 00:11:23 don't come up in 60 seconds,
296 00:11:25 you and Miss Belly Outgoin' to jail.
297 00:11:26 What the hellyou talkin' about?
298 00:11:28 First off, I didn't donothin' wrong,
299 00:11:29 so I ain't goin' to jail.
300 00:11:31 But thank you for noticin'that my belly's out.
301 00:11:32 Come here, come here,come here.
302 00:11:33 What?
303 00:11:36 (DAX SIGHS)
304 00:11:37 That kidthat just left here...
305 00:11:38 Mmm-hmm?
306 00:11:40 He's gonna changeour lives forever.
307 00:11:41 50 percent.
308 00:11:44 I mean, at the most,I could do 49 percent.
309 00:11:47 MARTY: You got 30 seconds,brother!
310 00:11:48 All right, 50 percent.
311 00:11:50 Cool! (LAUGHING)
312 00:11:53 It's nice doin' businesswith you, boo.
313 00:11:55 50 percent.I'm gettin' 50 percent.
314 00:11:57 Marty, did you hear that?50 percent.
315 00:12:00 (PLAYERS SHOUTING)
316 00:12:03 Yo, yo, yo, yo!
317 00:12:04 (BLOWING WHISTLE)
318 00:12:06 Look at this, man.Fresh off the presses, y'all.
319 00:12:09 Harlem Money, you see that?
320 00:12:11 Come on, y'all, look!
321 00:12:12 Go grab your jersey, come on.
322 00:12:14 MOOKIE: I didn't know you gotmoney for second place.
323 00:12:19 Hey, man, what the hellyou doin' here?
324 00:12:21 Why don't you enlightenthis fool, C-Dawg?
325 00:12:23 -C-Dawg?-I'm C-Dawg now.
326 00:12:25 New team, new nickname.
327 00:12:27 -Wait, what?-Wait, what?
328 00:12:29 That's what I said to him.I was like,
329 00:12:30 "C-Dawg, don't youwanna be coached
330 00:12:32 by a dudewho looks like an M&M?
331 00:12:34 What about a dude who looksstraight up like a basketball?
332 00:12:36 -(PLAYERS LAUGHING)-Like a Syracuse Orange man."
333 00:12:39 (LAUGHING)
334 00:12:50 I've spent my life savings
335 00:12:52 just to getin this tournament.
336 00:12:54 I gotta give my girlfriendhalf the winnings
337 00:12:56 or she's gonna leave me.
338 00:13:00 I took three buses and a trainjust to pick up those jerseys.
339 00:13:03 Those Jordans, man! You knowhow much that cost me?
340 00:13:05 Yo, by the way,thank you for the kicks.
341 00:13:08 They are mad expensive.
342 00:13:09 There was no wayI was gonna buy 'em.
343 00:13:11 All right, boys, let's roll.(BLOWS WHISTLE)
344 00:13:12 DAX: Come back here!
345 00:13:13 Dantay! Other Dantay!
346 00:13:15 -Casper, take off those shoes.-I'mma hold these.
347 00:13:17 DAX: You hear me, Casper?
348 00:13:18 Take off those shoes!
349 00:13:23 And comin' in at number one
350 00:13:25 on SportsCenter's "Not Top Ten" list...
351 00:13:27 With the Rucker 50 right around the corner,
352 00:13:29 we have a meltdown from New York City.
353 00:13:32 I'm told the man you see here is a coach named Dax Winslow.
354 00:13:35 And, Dax, the good news is
355 00:13:36 you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is...
356 00:13:37 JESS: Dax!
357 00:13:38 What's up, girl?What'd I do wrong now?
358 00:13:40 VAN PELT: (ON TV) I have so many questions.
359 00:13:41 You're rolling around on the ground,
360 00:13:43 trying to take somebody's sneakers
361 00:13:44 off their sweaty feet?
362 00:13:46 Is this your team? Are these even your players?
363 00:13:48 Come on, man!
364 00:13:50 Dax, this is Rucker, man. Have some respect.
365 00:13:53 Damn you, Scott Van Pelt!
366 00:13:55 Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now!
367 00:13:56 VAN PELT: ...flopping around on the ground like fish.
368 00:13:57 Everything gonna beall right, okay?
369 00:13:59 I'mma figure something out.
370 00:14:00 I can't do this anymore.
371 00:14:03 Excuse me?
372 00:14:04 Do you thinkthat I'm countin' on you?
373 00:14:05 'Cause I'm not.No, I was counting on Casper.
374 00:14:09 And you lost him.You can't even do that right.
375 00:14:12 Go in there,pack your stuff up, and leave.
376 00:14:15 You can't just kick meout our house.
377 00:14:17 This is my apartment.
378 00:14:18 Do you even rememberthe last time you paid rent?
379 00:14:22 Okay, every Taco Tuesday,who buy the $2 tacos?
380 00:14:25 Don't nobody careabout no damn tacos!
381 00:14:27 Okay, I paid the water bill
382 00:14:29 -that one time.-Get out my house!
383 00:14:32 Jess, I ain't got nowhereto go. You know?
384 00:14:35 I didn't have no family.And then I met you.
385 00:14:38 And you took me in.And you changed my life.
386 00:14:41 Baby, we in this together.You're my everything.
387 00:14:46 Please, just let me stay hereand figure things out.
388 00:14:51 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
389 00:15:00 Hey! Don't leavewith my bag, fool.
390 00:15:03 Where I'm supposedto put my stuff?
391 00:15:04 Leave with what you came with!
392 00:15:06 Fine, I'll give you backyour stupid, fake bag.
393 00:15:08 It's not stupid, you stupid.
394 00:15:11 My bag is smarter than you!
395 00:15:21 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
396 00:15:23 Give my shoes back! (LAUGHS)
397 00:15:25 (LAUGHS)
398 00:15:26 VAN PELT: (ON TV) This is Rucker, man.
399 00:15:28 You're supposed to have some respect.
400 00:15:29 You're rolling around on the ground...
401 00:15:31 trying to take somebody's sneakers
402 00:15:32 off their sweaty feet?
403 00:15:33 I know y'all think this is allfun and games and stuff.
404 00:15:35 But I used everything I goton this tournament.
405 00:15:38 Did you get a receipt? Huh?
406 00:15:39 No, man,the money's non-refundable.
407 00:15:41 That's cold.
408 00:15:44 This a perfect opportunityfor Dax to meet Uncle Drew!
409 00:15:46 (ALL GROAN)
410 00:15:49 Don't start that in here withthe old and the Uncle Drews.
411 00:15:52 You're trying to throwa toothpick in a lumberyard.
412 00:15:53 The man is the greatestblacktop player
413 00:15:56 I ever seen in my life.
414 00:15:58 He's real.I've seen that boy put up
415 00:16:00 40 pointsagainst The Destroyers.
416 00:16:01 Using just his left handand his chin.
417 00:16:03 His other hand,he had a ham sandwich
418 00:16:05 with extra cheese on it.
419 00:16:06 And mayo. He likes mayonnaise.
420 00:16:08 Okay, come on, man,
421 00:16:09 that's just liketalking about Bigfoot.
422 00:16:10 Bigfoot. You can't compareBigfoot to Uncle Drew.
423 00:16:13 Son of a bitchused to date my sister.
424 00:16:14 He used to date my sisterand my mother.
425 00:16:16 He actually hit
426 00:16:17 -my eighth grade teacher.-Ooh!
427 00:16:19 Ain't none of my business whatthat man does in his bedtime.
428 00:16:22 I know he had a foot fetish.
429 00:16:24 All right. The '60s wasa wild time. Okay? So what?
430 00:16:26 (EXCLAIMS)
431 00:16:27 Remember them Buicks?
432 00:16:28 Everybody had themdamn Buicks.
433 00:16:29 You'd ride around,had them big old back seat.
434 00:16:31 You can't move your hips.
435 00:16:32 But you can stillmove your lips.
436 00:16:34 Hey, I ain't gonnago no further.
437 00:16:36 All you need is some Viagra,and some dress socks.
438 00:16:39 ANGELO: Ain't have no damnViagra back then!
439 00:16:41 You had to get two ice-creamsticks and a rubber band
440 00:16:43 to make the stuffstand up like that.
441 00:16:46 I don't have time for this,man. I gotta go.
442 00:16:47 Hey, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Dax,
443 00:16:49 hold on. Now, look.
444 00:16:51 You need to go hollerat Uncle Drew. Okay?
445 00:16:53 He's a Zen masterof basketball.
446 00:16:56 But you gotta believe.
447 00:16:57 Hey, look. Maybe he was good.
448 00:16:59 But you think this old mancan still ball? Come on, bruh.
449 00:17:02 I'm good, man. I gotta findsome players, man.
450 00:17:04 You'll be sorry, Dax.Don't do that to yourself.
451 00:17:07 Get with Drew! Get with Drew!
452 00:17:10 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
453 00:17:14 (INAUDIBLE)
454 00:17:24 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
455 00:17:45 Welcome to the jungle, baby.
456 00:17:47 Get out of here. Go corner,corner, corner! Corner!
457 00:17:49 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
458 00:17:51 Over here, over here,hold on, son!
459 00:17:53 OLD MAN:See, that right there,
460 00:17:55 that's the problemwith your generation.
461 00:17:56 Million dollar moveand a five cent finish.
462 00:17:59 J: You haven't madea shot yet.
463 00:18:01 Come on!
464 00:18:03 -I was open.-I had to shoot it, man,
465 00:18:05 I've taken out trash thatdon't stink as bad as that.
466 00:18:08 (CHUCKLES)
467 00:18:09 Dr. Naismith would berolling in his grave
468 00:18:12 if he knew what these bumsis up to out here.
469 00:18:13 You talk a lot of smackfor a geriatric.
470 00:18:16 It's a shame you can'tback any of it up.
471 00:18:18 (SIGHS) And who's to sayI can't?
472 00:18:20 (DAX CHUCKLES)
473 00:18:22 All right, then,what's the bet?
474 00:18:25 If you win...
475 00:18:27 I'll leave the parkand I'll never come back.
476 00:18:29 J: Good.BALLER: Real good.
477 00:18:30 But if I win,you and your crew
478 00:18:32 start playing the game the wayit's meant to be played.
479 00:18:34 Oh, how's that?On a peach basket?
480 00:18:36 (PLAYERS LAUGHING)
481 00:18:38 It's like a perfectlyorchestrated symphony.
482 00:18:42 -J: What?-(GROANS)
483 00:18:45 Not any instrument ismore important than another.
484 00:18:47 And what's in it for you?
485 00:18:48 Love, youngblood. Only love.
486 00:18:51 What is this dudetalking about?
487 00:18:52 What the helldoes that even mean?
488 00:18:54 -(PLAYERS LAUGHING)-What are you talking about?
489 00:18:55 Hold my nuts.
490 00:18:57 -(CROWD LAUGHING)-J: Hold your nuts?
491 00:18:59 BALLER: Hey, J! Look atthis dude out here.
492 00:19:00 Everybody off the court.
493 00:19:02 Get off the court, man. Getyour big behind off the court.
494 00:19:05 Hey, man.Give him the business.
495 00:19:07 (GROANS)
496 00:19:09 Ball up.
497 00:19:10 Hey, young fella,you better watch that.
498 00:19:16 Aren't you gonnaget in your stance?
499 00:19:17 I am in my stance.
500 00:19:21 (ALL CHEERING)
501 00:19:22 J: Don't worry, grandpa.
502 00:19:24 Gonna have you homein plenty of time for NCIS.
503 00:19:26 OLD MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
504 00:19:28 Hey. For the showI know though,
505 00:19:31 even a bum ain't as brokeas your jump shot.
506 00:19:34 -Give it to him, J.-Prove it.
507 00:19:36 You wanna see it rain?
508 00:19:38 Let it rain.
509 00:19:39 J: Raindrops. 2-0.
510 00:19:40 (PLAYERS LAUGHING)
511 00:19:42 Next basket wins it.
512 00:19:43 It's getting to be aboutthat time, ain't it?
513 00:19:47 (GROANS)
514 00:19:51 Yeah, give it to him.
515 00:19:52 This game is over.
516 00:19:55 -(BOTH GRUNT)-(CROWD GASPS)
517 00:20:04 It's time for you to changeyour PIN number.
518 00:20:06 'Cause you just got robbed.
519 00:20:12 (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
520 00:20:14 -OLD MAN: Come on back.-J, come on, son!
521 00:20:15 OLD MAN: You want meto tell you your first mistake
522 00:20:16 or your second?
523 00:20:18 What's the matter,you forgot the score?
524 00:20:19 One. You got too cocky.
525 00:20:22 There's a fine line between
526 00:20:23 confidence and arrogance,youngblood.
527 00:20:28 Come on back. Come on back.
528 00:20:30 And then, two, you'regiving up your lead hip.
529 00:20:33 You might as wellunlock the door
530 00:20:34 and have your wife show mewhere the china is.
531 00:20:38 I wouldn't do that eitherif I was you.
532 00:20:40 BALLER: Come on, J! No, no!
533 00:20:44 -(CROWD GROANS)-(CHUCKLES)
534 00:20:46 He cookin' your boy.
535 00:20:47 Man, you need to go back thereand play with them kids, man.
536 00:20:49 I get buckets.
537 00:20:50 Shut up, old man.
538 00:20:52 Go on, youngblood.
539 00:20:54 Check ball.
540 00:20:55 This game is all mental.All mental.
541 00:21:00 (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
542 00:21:03 Hand down, man down.
543 00:21:05 -Anybody got a GPS?-BALLER: Come on, J!
544 00:21:07 You know, gonna need a wholenew zip code on that one.
545 00:21:09 (LAUGHS)
546 00:21:11 Game point, youngblood.
547 00:21:13 Whatever.
548 00:21:14 You ready?
549 00:21:16 Yo, I'll give you that.
550 00:21:18 BALLER: Nah.Nah, don't give him that.
551 00:21:20 You still don't believe,do you?
552 00:21:21 BALLER: Get your hand up!
553 00:21:23 No, don't give it to him.Don't...
554 00:21:24 (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
555 00:21:25 MAN 1: Don't do him like that,Uncle Drew!
556 00:21:28 Youngblood.
557 00:21:31 Good game.
558 00:21:34 MAN 2: Who is that dude?
559 00:21:37 Hey! Hey! Hey!
560 00:21:38 (CHUCKLES) Oh...
561 00:21:39 Oh, my God, man.
562 00:21:41 That was a pretty amazingshow you put on back there.
563 00:21:43 It was one ofthe greatest things
564 00:21:44 I've ever seen, honestly.
565 00:21:46 How're you doing?M-my name is Dax.
566 00:21:47 I'm not interested.
567 00:21:49 I haven't even told youwhat I'm trying to do.
568 00:21:50 Okay, okay.
569 00:21:51 You can't believesomeone that looks like me
570 00:21:53 can play like Jordan,Magic, or Bird.
571 00:21:54 You wantto take advantage of that.
572 00:21:56 See if you can cash insomehow. I know your MO.
573 00:21:57 What? No, no.You got me all wrong, man.
574 00:21:59 Look, I just wantto talk to you
575 00:22:00 about the Rucker, you know?
576 00:22:01 The Rucker?
577 00:22:03 You don't know nothing aboutno real Rucker, youngblood.
578 00:22:08 Exactly. You right.I don't know anything
579 00:22:10 about the Rucker.A lot of us don't.
580 00:22:12 But someone like youcould help us, man.
581 00:22:15 We could combinethe old school
582 00:22:16 with the new school, right?
583 00:22:18 Like a old school,new school remix.
584 00:22:19 Where you can educateall the youngbloods
585 00:22:21 who are lostin their way, right?
586 00:22:23 And show 'em whatthey're really doing wrong.
587 00:22:24 You can do that.
588 00:22:26 Is a lot of lost youngbloodsout there, huh?
589 00:22:28 It is so many lost youngbloodsout here, it is ridiculous.
590 00:22:31 If I could help them, I would,
591 00:22:32 but I don't know,because I'm lost, too.
592 00:22:34 Okay? And that's whywe need you.
593 00:22:36 Look, look, look.Perfect example.
594 00:22:37 This is, this is who you are.
595 00:22:40 You a lonely lighthousein a sea of fog.
596 00:22:44 I actually kind of like that.
597 00:22:46 -I like that.-That's good, ain't it?
598 00:22:47 Yeah, yeah, that's good,that's good.
599 00:22:48 That's what I'm telling you.
600 00:22:49 You are comingto the rescue, man.
601 00:22:51 You get a chance to teach thisin front of a bigger audience.
602 00:22:54 At the Rucker.(WHISPERS) The Rucker.
603 00:22:57 Rucker.
604 00:23:00 The Rucker would be nice.
605 00:23:03 I'll tell you what.I'll do it on one condition.
606 00:23:06 Yes!
607 00:23:10 Anything you want. I don'tcare what it is. I got you.
608 00:23:13 It's gotta be my team.
609 00:23:15 My boys.
610 00:23:16 Okay. Anything but that.
611 00:23:18 No. Because it's my team.
612 00:23:20 Yeah, I guess we done here.
613 00:23:21 Dax whatever... (MUTTERS)
614 00:23:23 Okay, okay, okay.
615 00:23:25 I'm in, okay? My team.Your roster.
616 00:23:30 It's my team, my roster.
617 00:23:33 Look, where you goin'?
618 00:23:35 It's a long driveto Chocolate City.
619 00:23:37 Wait, Chocolate City?What's in D.C.?
620 00:23:39 Preacher. He's the best powerforward I ever played with.
621 00:23:43 I mean, you don't knowno local power forward?
622 00:23:45 Somebody that stayin the neighborhood?
623 00:23:49 Here she is. Yeah.
624 00:23:52 You know,so if Billy Dee Willams
625 00:23:54 and Diana Rosshad a love child,
626 00:23:55 it would've definitelybeen inside this van.
627 00:23:57 Go on and look way back there.
628 00:23:59 Go ahead. Take a look.Take a look way back there.
629 00:24:00 That right thereis the boom boom room.
630 00:24:03 Boom boom roomcome with one rule.
631 00:24:06 No shoesin the boom boom room.
632 00:24:09 So, I could wear shoes
633 00:24:10 throughout the restof the part of this van,
634 00:24:12 but if I goa couple feet back,
635 00:24:15 I gotta take my shoes off?
636 00:24:16 Why do I gotta takemy shoes off back there?
637 00:24:18 And I can leave my shoes on,like right here?
638 00:24:21 It's the same space.
639 00:24:22 Well, it's the living room,
640 00:24:23 and then it goesto the boom boom room.
641 00:24:25 See, that don't even makesense because it's a van.
642 00:24:27 Everything is rightnext to each other.
643 00:24:29 Let's go overthe rest of the rules.
644 00:24:30 No, but I'm sayingthat don't...
645 00:24:33 Hey, don't beslamming my door.
646 00:24:36 -Oh, I'm sorry about that.-(GRUNTS)
647 00:24:38 Hey, man,you just did the same...
648 00:24:39 Now, let's go over the rules.
649 00:24:40 One. I'm the pilot.Means I steer the ship.
650 00:24:44 Two. I'm the weatherman.I control the heat.
651 00:24:47 Did you just say heat?
652 00:24:48 I don't know if you know.
653 00:24:50 It's the middle of summer,so maybe you should...
654 00:24:51 Three. Don't be questioningone and two.
655 00:24:53 Can't help it if I'm runninga little cold these days.
656 00:24:55 Four, I'm the DJ, which meansI control the music.
657 00:24:59 -(ENGINE STARTS)-Whoo!
658 00:25:01 DAX: What's that?Is that a Game Boy?
659 00:25:04 -Electronic book?-Mmm-hmm.
660 00:25:06 -You gonna see.-(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
661 00:25:09 Oh, yeah! You hear that?You hear that?
662 00:25:12 -That's a eight track?-You hear that?
663 00:25:16 (SINGING ALONG) Come on, come on take a ride
664 00:25:18 That ain't no jive
665 00:25:19 Can't we just goto Chocolate City?
666 00:25:22 Don't even have to drive
667 00:25:23 Can you at least turn downthe heat?
668 00:25:24 Slippity-slide
669 00:25:27 My glasses are sweating.
670 00:25:28 Just sail on
671 00:25:29 That's what I doJust sail on, that's what I do
672 00:25:31 How you dancing like thatin a jogging suit?
673 00:25:32 Are you not hot?
674 00:25:34 (HUMMING)
675 00:25:35 I'm really creeped out.
676 00:25:37 Gotta get the boys.
677 00:25:39 I gotta turn up the heata little bit though. Yeah.
678 00:25:41 DAX: Please don'tturn the heat up!
679 00:25:42 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
680 00:25:55 DAX: We've been listeningto this song
681 00:25:56 since this morning.It is nighttime!
682 00:25:59 -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)-Oh, yeah.
683 00:26:01 -Mmm.-Ooh! (LAUGHS)
684 00:26:04 What you knowabout this, Drew?
685 00:26:05 I thought this was gonna bea boring road trip.
686 00:26:07 You got the classics playing,man!
687 00:26:08 What you know aboutthe classics, youngblood?
688 00:26:10 I know a lot, man.
689 00:26:12 How did you get Biggie Smallson a eight track?
690 00:26:13 That's crazy, man!Junior M.A.F.I.A.!
691 00:26:16 Junior what?
692 00:26:19 You know what I said.You know who they are.
693 00:26:22 (RAPPING) To all my ladies in the place
694 00:26:23 With style and grace, allow me to...
695 00:26:26 -Okay. Okay.-(TURNS OFF)
696 00:26:27 New rule, youngblood.
697 00:26:29 None of thisrappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
698 00:26:31 You understand?
699 00:26:32 What you meanrappity-hippity-hop?
700 00:26:33 That's not what it's called.It's called hip-hop.
701 00:26:35 My car, my version.
702 00:26:37 Talking about styling.What is that?
703 00:26:39 First of all, I can tellyou don't have style.
704 00:26:40 'Cause you alwaysgot on jogging suits.
705 00:26:42 Talkin' from the hustlerwith the fake chains.
706 00:26:44 These are real.I got these for my birthday,
707 00:26:45 -so go about your business.-Yeah, right. Those cost...
708 00:26:47 -Three checks!-Those cost
709 00:26:48 -fifty cent a piece.-Three checks!
710 00:26:50 My teeth cost more than that.
711 00:26:52 This is real music.Now listen to the words.
712 00:26:54 MAN: (SINGING) At least as far as I can see
713 00:26:56 UNCLE DREW: Oh, yeah.
714 00:26:59 (SINGING ALONG) Can see, I want to keep you here
715 00:27:02 Laying next to me
716 00:27:04 That's what I tell my girlsin the boom boom room.
717 00:27:06 Love between the sheets
718 00:27:10 Ooh, this is my favorite part.Go ahead.
719 00:27:12 -My baby, ooh-Okay. I'm sorry.
720 00:27:14 -Baby, baby, my love-I'm sorry.
721 00:27:17 Stop sing...You're ruining it!
722 00:27:19 First off. Watch your tone.
723 00:27:21 Look, here we go. Just listento it. Give it a try.
724 00:27:23 (BIG POPPA PLAYINGON CELL PHONE)
725 00:27:24 Come on.
726 00:27:26 You see how quick I did that?I just pushed play.
727 00:27:28 I ain't have to take outan Atari cartridge
728 00:27:30 -and stuff it in the radio.-Okay, okay. Pause, pause.
729 00:27:33 -How do you pause it?-(MUSIC STOPS)
730 00:27:35 Okay, youngblood.
731 00:27:37 There ain't gonna benone of that nonsense
732 00:27:39 here in my car right now.
733 00:27:41 You gonna call this nonsense.
734 00:27:42 This is one of the greatestMCs of all time.
735 00:27:43 Yeah, what aboutthe Isley Brothers?
736 00:27:45 I don't know too muchof their history,
737 00:27:46 -but I'll Google it later.-What is Google?
738 00:27:51 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
739 00:28:02 DAX: Hey, man,is this a church?
740 00:28:04 UNCLE DREW:Heck else it's gonna be?
741 00:28:05 Did we road tripall the way out here
742 00:28:07 to pick up an actual preacher?
743 00:28:08 You got a problem with that?
744 00:28:10 No, I don't have a problemwith it, man.
745 00:28:11 But I thought it was,like, a nickname,
746 00:28:13 like "Hot Sauce" or"Crazy Legs" or "The Glove."
747 00:28:16 (CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING)
748 00:28:18 PREACHER: Amen. Amen, Amen.
749 00:28:21 We're gathered heretoday to bear witness
750 00:28:25 (SING-SONGY)to the anointing... Ha!
751 00:28:28 The christening... Ha!
752 00:28:30 The blessing... Ha!
753 00:28:32 Of this young rookie soul.
754 00:28:36 And it is with the purityof heart we pray
755 00:28:40 that he will one day grow
756 00:28:43 to drive the paint...
757 00:28:45 Why is he holding himlike that?
758 00:28:46 ...crash the boardsof moral righteousness.
759 00:28:50 No, no, please, no.
760 00:28:51 My man Kevin Durant started
761 00:28:53 a new beginningin Golden State.
762 00:28:55 You preach, Preacher.
763 00:28:56 He's gonna dunk a baby.
764 00:28:58 (SINGING) One for the money
765 00:29:01 Two for the show
766 00:29:03 Three to get ready
767 00:29:05 (PREACHER VOCALIZING)
768 00:29:07 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!
769 00:29:08 Hey! Man! What are you doingwith that baby, man?
770 00:29:10 You can't baptize a baby.You cannot do that.
771 00:29:12 -You cannot...-Hey, Dax.
772 00:29:13 -Dax, sit down.-Drew, let me go. I got this!
773 00:29:15 That is a baby, okay?
774 00:29:16 You christen a baby, right?You hold the baby, right?
775 00:29:19 Maybe splash a little wateron his face.
776 00:29:20 He gonna cry a little bitbut no big deal.
777 00:29:22 You don't dunk a babyin a baptismal pool.
778 00:29:25 What type of parentsare y'all to let this
779 00:29:27 really large manpick your baby up?
780 00:29:29 He did it like this.
781 00:29:30 He put your babybehind his back.
782 00:29:32 You gonna let this manSteph Curry your baby?
783 00:29:35 That's insane!
784 00:29:36 Uh, maybe the midget's right.
785 00:29:37 Yeah. Can we haveour baby back?
786 00:29:39 Is there somethingI can help you with, son?
787 00:29:41 Dax. Give it a break.
788 00:29:43 -No!-Sit down!
789 00:29:45 I'm not sitting down, Drew!I'm taking a stand.
790 00:29:47 -All right.-Thank you.
791 00:29:48 All right, I warned you.
792 00:29:49 Where you from, son?
793 00:29:51 I'll tell you where I'm from.I'm from New York City, okay?
794 00:29:52 Look here, Tiny Tim.
795 00:29:54 Took me almost an hourto fill up that pool.
796 00:29:57 Somebody's getting baptized,you understand?
797 00:29:59 Dunk this potbelly Teletubby!
798 00:30:02 You can't talk to melike that.
799 00:30:03 Y'all wanna baptize him?
800 00:30:05 -ALL: Yeah!-What?
801 00:30:06 Bring him on up.
802 00:30:08 Dunk him like a fat donut.
803 00:30:10 -Dunk him, Preacher.-What are you doing, man?
804 00:30:12 -That my boy, Drew.-Mmm-hmm.
805 00:30:14 Drew, you gotta make himtake one for the team.
806 00:30:16 For the team!
807 00:30:17 No, no, no.
808 00:30:19 Gonna have to take onefor the team. Oh, yeah.
809 00:30:21 What you mean,"Take one for the team"?
810 00:30:22 (PREACHER VOCALIZING)
811 00:30:25 Drew,
812 00:30:27 just like back in the daywhen we used to hoop,
813 00:30:30 you could still throwthe alley-oop.
814 00:30:33 Thank you for throwing methis lost soul.
815 00:30:36 -(CONGREGATION SHOUTING)-(YELLING)
816 00:30:39 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)-(ALL CHEERING)
817 00:30:46 (CONTINUES YELLING)
818 00:30:55 (BALL BOUNCING)
819 00:31:02 One last run at the Rucker?
820 00:31:05 Hmm.
821 00:31:07 50th anniversary.
822 00:31:08 You know this is more thana 50th anniversary.
823 00:31:12 This here,divine intervention.
824 00:31:16 I wouldn't call it all that.
825 00:31:17 I'm gonna have to run itby Betty Lou though.
826 00:31:18 Run what by Betty Lou?
827 00:31:20 Drew's putting the squad
828 00:31:21 -back together.-Yep.
829 00:31:23 You forget what happenedto you, Preacher,
830 00:31:25 when you getbetween them lines?
831 00:31:27 No, no, no.I just ain't laced 'em up
832 00:31:29 in a while, that's all.
833 00:31:31 And there isa reason for that.
834 00:31:32 Quick question.
835 00:31:33 What exactly is "a while"?
836 00:31:35 I mean, is that likea few weeks or...
837 00:31:37 30.
838 00:31:39 -35 years. Still nice, though.-35 years.
839 00:31:41 Wait, 35 years? Come on, man,that's ridiculous.
840 00:31:45 Our little hobbit is right.It's ridiculous.
841 00:31:47 It's God's work thatmatters now. Not basketball.
842 00:31:50 Just because it's God's work,
843 00:31:52 don't meanit's not still work.
844 00:31:54 His work is never done.
845 00:31:55 Now, I've hadabout enough of this.
846 00:31:59 Book of Psalms, chapter 62,verse one and two.
847 00:32:02 Fool, please. Book of Psalms,chapter 23, verse four.
848 00:32:07 (SING-SONGY) Ephesians five,chapter 22, boom!
849 00:32:11 Book of Betty Lou, chapterone, verse "I said so."
850 00:32:17 You heard the woman.I can't go.
851 00:32:20 One, it wasn'tno black hobbits, right?
852 00:32:22 And, two, that is onemean churchwoman.
853 00:32:24 She ain't supposed to becalling me ugly like that.
854 00:32:26 Okay, and I'm handsome.
855 00:32:27 I'm the short versionof Idris Elba.
856 00:32:29 The ladies say itall the time, man.
857 00:32:30 And is he even coming?
858 00:32:31 -He's coming.-How do you know?
859 00:32:33 Basketball is in his blood.Same as it is in mine.
860 00:32:36 Both of y'all old as hell,okay?
861 00:32:38 And I at leastsaw you play first.
862 00:32:39 I need to see himshoot at least.
863 00:32:41 Youngblood, you can'tteach seven feet.
864 00:32:42 What you meanyou can't teach seven feet?
865 00:32:44 -What are you talking...-Hallelujah!
866 00:32:46 Man can only takeso much nagging
867 00:32:48 before he done had enough.
868 00:32:50 I told ya.
869 00:32:51 He could have got in herewithout yelling
870 00:32:52 "Hallelujah" in my ear, right?
871 00:32:54 Preacher, you're supposedto take your shoes off
872 00:32:56 in the boom boom room.
873 00:32:57 You're gonna tell me the rulesof the boom boom room?
874 00:32:59 I'm just trying to make surewe're clear, that's all.
875 00:33:02 -(TIRES SCREECHING)-Oh, Lord.
876 00:33:04 Spoke too soon.
877 00:33:05 (MUSIC PLAYING)
878 00:33:09 DAX: Why are we slowing down?
879 00:33:10 Light just turned red.
880 00:33:12 So? Run it, fool! You know howworked up she can get.
881 00:33:14 UNCLE DREW: Oh, no, I ain'ttrying to get no ticket now.
882 00:33:21 BETTY LOU: Preacher!
883 00:33:23 I know you in that van!
884 00:33:25 She got a baseball batin a church dress?
885 00:33:32 I am Betty to the Lou.
886 00:33:34 They don't even knowwho they messing with.
887 00:33:36 DAX: Don't you knowany players
888 00:33:37 that don't requirea road trip?
889 00:33:38 And what's the dealwith Betty Lou anyway?
890 00:33:40 It's just one weekend.
891 00:33:41 Is it me?Or is it nippy in here?
892 00:33:43 It ain't just you.
893 00:33:45 What is wrong with you two?I am melting over here.
894 00:33:47 Good. Looks like you couldstand to lose a few.
895 00:33:50 Is it just me,or is little man's head
896 00:33:51 abnormally large for his body?
897 00:33:53 Hey, youngblood, how much doesyour neck hate your head?
898 00:33:56 -Big head, little neck.-Funny jokes.
899 00:33:58 He was a baby bobblehead doll.
900 00:34:00 Wobble, wobble, wobble.
901 00:34:02 Actually, my headis the most normalest size
902 00:34:04 you could think of.I've measured my head.
903 00:34:05 Well, you sure gotsome little ass ears then.
904 00:34:08 Mama deserve a purple heart,passin' a melon that big.
905 00:34:13 Anybody else use a disco nap?
906 00:34:15 See, now that isa good idea, Preacher.
907 00:34:17 My eyelids been heavy all day.
908 00:34:24 (BOTH SNORING)
909 00:34:27 DAX: Seriously?
910 00:34:30 These two are unbelievable.
911 00:34:33 You good?
912 00:34:34 PREACHER: All set.
913 00:34:35 Still a little nippyin here though.
914 00:34:37 That's strike two, youngblood.
915 00:34:39 The next one, you gonna beriding on the roof.
916 00:34:41 Not with that big ass head,he can't.
917 00:34:43 Too much wind resistance.
918 00:34:46 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
919 00:35:02 (BALL BOUNCING)
920 00:35:10 Hey, Preacher,can I ask you a question?
921 00:35:12 Can I say no?
922 00:35:14 What happened to y'allback in the day, man?
923 00:35:15 Why did all y'all disappear?
924 00:35:17 Gotta ask him that.
925 00:35:20 So, Drew,what happened in 1968?
926 00:35:22 Nothing a few Ws can't fix.
927 00:35:24 You really thinkbasketball could fix
928 00:35:26 what happened with youand Big Fella?
929 00:35:28 Why not?
930 00:35:29 Play the game the right way,it fixes everything.
931 00:35:34 You say so.
932 00:35:38 Come on, man. Okay, could youget a jug or something?
933 00:35:45 You really love basketball,don't you?
934 00:35:48 What's there not to love?
935 00:35:50 Basketball's the mostreliable thing in the world.
936 00:35:54 Don't complain,don't ask any questions.
937 00:35:58 You bounce it,comes right back up.
938 00:36:02 What about you, youngblood?You ever play?
939 00:36:06 Nah, not really.
940 00:36:08 Why not?
941 00:36:10 'Cause I don't.
942 00:36:11 What's that supposed to mean?
943 00:36:12 It means what I said, okay?I just coach, all right?
944 00:36:15 -I don't believe you.-I don't play, okay?
945 00:36:19 All right. Well, you're up.
946 00:36:21 Wait a minute,I thought you was the pilot.
947 00:36:22 I need youto co-pilot for a spell.
948 00:36:24 Address is on the dash.
949 00:36:28 Don't mess up my car.
950 00:36:29 PREACHER: Aw, snap!
951 00:36:31 Prostate ain'twhat it used to be.
952 00:36:33 DAX: How many times you gonnause the bathroom?
953 00:36:35 Jesus, man. Need like abuilt-in toilet in his shorts.
954 00:36:39 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Now, pleaseenjoy the latest in sports.
955 00:36:42 NEWS ANCHOR: Let's go to Rucker Park
956 00:36:43 where our man, Scoop Jackson
957 00:36:45 is interviewing seven-timewinner, Mookie Bass.
958 00:36:47 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
959 00:36:49 Scoop Jackson at the Rucker 50, Harlem, USA.
960 00:36:50 Here with my man, Mookie Bass.
961 00:36:52 -Damn, Mookie. -So, why do you keep
962 00:36:54 doing this, man? You have a history of just winnin'
963 00:36:55 and winnin' and winnin' this.
964 00:36:56 When is it ever gonna stop?
965 00:36:58 Hey, that's a great question, Scoop. It's like,
966 00:36:59 "What keeps you motivated?" You know what I mean?
967 00:37:01 And for me, it's a rivalry.
968 00:37:03 Its power is derived from rivalry, you know?
969 00:37:05 -Seriously?-What is your source of power?
970 00:37:07 When Thomas Jefferson sent car keys up in the sky,
971 00:37:11 and then it got hit by lightning,
972 00:37:12 and that started the first car.
973 00:37:14 This don't even make sense.
974 00:37:16 Now, I'm no scientist, so don't quote me on this.
975 00:37:17 Although I do have a degree from Trump University.
976 00:37:20 But every power has a source for that power.
977 00:37:24 So, what's your source, then?
978 00:37:26 He know who he is and we'll just leave it at that.
979 00:37:28 Bam! (LAUGHS)
980 00:37:31 Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto.
981 00:37:33 Shoutout to Aleve,
982 00:37:35 the number one painkiller in the game right now.
983 00:37:36 And there it is.
984 00:37:37 I'mma just get out of here.
985 00:37:39 SCOOP: Rucker 50, Tournament of Champions,
986 00:37:41 all going down in three days, here in Harlem. Three days.
987 00:37:43 I'm coming.
988 00:37:44 MOOKIE: Three days, you going down, Dix.
989 00:37:52 DAX: Damn, there's a lot of trees.
990 00:37:54 Hey, man, you're not kidnapping me, are you?
991 00:37:55 I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out.
992 00:37:57 The only reason I'm still in this van
993 00:37:59 'cause you're a old black man.But if you was white...
994 00:38:03 Drew, could youtell your girlfriends
995 00:38:05 to get across the street?
996 00:38:14 Something I can helpyou gentlemen with?
997 00:38:17 Looking for an old friend.
998 00:38:19 First name, Wilbur,last name, Wallace.
999 00:38:21 You mean, Lights?
1000 00:38:23 Check the D&Bacross the street.
1001 00:38:25 He likes to get his shots upbefore lunch.
1002 00:38:27 Yeah, that is Lights.(TAPS TABLE)
1003 00:38:29 See, that's whatI am talking about.
1004 00:38:30 Somebody actually practicing.
1005 00:38:32 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1006 00:38:34 -Oh!-(LAUGHING)
1007 00:38:36 MAYA: Yeah, that's it.
1008 00:38:38 -Swish!-Oh, that was all net.
1009 00:38:41 (LAUGHS)
1010 00:38:43 -Good job.-Boom, baby!
1011 00:38:47 MAYA: Buckets.
1012 00:38:48 Girl, you should've seen meback in the day.
1013 00:38:50 -(GAME BUZZES)-Whoo-hoo!
1014 00:38:52 Well, how'd I do?
1015 00:38:54 It's the highest scoreof the year, Lights.
1016 00:38:55 LIGHTS: That meansyou buying drinks, right?
1017 00:38:57 That's exactlywhat that means.
1018 00:38:58 Means she's too nice to tell
1019 00:39:00 a old turkeylike yourself the truth.
1020 00:39:02 Wait a minute.
1021 00:39:04 Drew!
1022 00:39:05 -Lights.-Drew!
1023 00:39:07 What's going on, man?
1024 00:39:08 I'm right here,I'm right here.
1025 00:39:10 What's going on?
1026 00:39:11 Okay, now.
1027 00:39:12 How's the release?
1028 00:39:14 Oh, come on, Drew.Just get me to my spot.
1029 00:39:16 Once a shooter,always a shooter.
1030 00:39:18 What do you mean, "Once ashooter, always a shooter"?
1031 00:39:20 This dude shotnothin' but bricks.
1032 00:39:21 Damn, Preach. I didn't evennotice you over here.
1033 00:39:25 Who else did youroll in here with?
1034 00:39:27 He's right there.
1035 00:39:29 Hey, man. Brother! Okay,this is my personal space.
1036 00:39:30 Sorry.
1037 00:39:32 DAX: Now, I gota question, because
1038 00:39:33 I've been seeinga lot since I've been here.
1039 00:39:35 Are you blind?
1040 00:39:36 Legally or actually?
1041 00:39:38 That don't even make any...You know something?
1042 00:39:40 I'mma... I'mma chill out.
1043 00:39:42 Drew, can I talk to youfor five seconds?
1044 00:39:44 Yeah, yeah. You chill out.
1045 00:39:46 Trying to find my boy, Boots.
1046 00:39:48 Oh, I'm Maya.Boots is my grandfather.
1047 00:39:50 Oh. Boots.Great to meet you, Maya.
1048 00:39:54 Where's the little shrimp,anyway?
1049 00:39:56 Not good, Drew. Not good.
1050 00:40:01 MAYA: Grandpa.
1051 00:40:03 Grandpa, you have some friendshere to see you.
1052 00:40:08 Right over there.You want to say hi?
1053 00:40:18 (BALL BOUNCING)
1054 00:40:23 Heads up, little man.
1055 00:40:25 -Yeah. O.G.-(GASPS)
1056 00:40:27 PREACHER: He still got it.UNCLE DREW: Yeah.
1057 00:40:30 There he is.
1058 00:40:31 How you doing, Boots? Ah, man.
1059 00:40:36 PREACHER: Band backtogether, huh?
1060 00:40:40 UNCLE DREW:Nah, I love you, too, bro.
1061 00:40:42 -It's good to see you now.-(GRUNTS)
1062 00:40:45 Hey, little lady,everything okay?
1063 00:40:47 It's just been yearssince he smiled like that,
1064 00:40:50 and even longersince he tried to stand.
1065 00:40:51 Excuse me. You said this manhasn't walked in years?
1066 00:40:55 Yeah. A lot of years.
1067 00:40:56 Look here, Drew.I ain't trying to break up
1068 00:40:57 your bromance, brother,but, come on.
1069 00:40:59 It's no timefor that, youngblood.
1070 00:41:00 Gotta get Boots here packedand ready to go.
1071 00:41:02 I'm sorry. Packed for whatand ready to go where?
1072 00:41:05 You didn't thinkthat we was gonna
1073 00:41:06 leave here without him,did you?
1074 00:41:08 Okay, look, Drew, right?
1075 00:41:09 -Uncle Drew.-MAYA: Uncle Drew.
1076 00:41:11 Can I just talk to you fora second over here, please?
1077 00:41:14 Okay, here's the deal.I am all for him
1078 00:41:15 getting a breakfrom this place
1079 00:41:17 'cause, quite frankly,I could use one, too.
1080 00:41:18 But his doctors have him ona full psychiatric lockdown.
1081 00:41:23 So, that means no trips.
1082 00:41:24 Just meanswe gotta break him out.
1083 00:41:26 No, that's illegal.
1084 00:41:27 Break out?Do you even hear yourself?
1085 00:41:30 You are insane!
1086 00:41:31 You're the coach, ain't you?Figure it out.
1087 00:41:34 Now, look, everybody.Just like on the court,
1088 00:41:36 -it's all about timing.-Okay.
1089 00:41:39 And I got the plan.Here we go.
1090 00:41:40 Lights, I need you to go in,and I need you
1091 00:41:42 to distract these nurseshere and here.
1092 00:41:44 Once that happens, Preacher,
1093 00:41:45 I need you to go inand penetrate. Right?
1094 00:41:47 All the way to the psych wardand set a back pick...
1095 00:41:49 -What is a back pick?-...on the security guard.
1096 00:41:51 But make sure you do that,a good pick.
1097 00:41:52 A good forwarddoes a good pick,
1098 00:41:54 and that's whatI need you to do.
1099 00:41:56 Once that happens, Drew,you're my all-star, brother.
1100 00:41:58 I need you to sneak in there,
1101 00:41:59 right, and get Bootsundiscreetly...
1102 00:42:01 -Undiscreetly?-...take him to
1103 00:42:03 the freight elevatorall the way to the roof.
1104 00:42:04 You know he's in a wheelchair?
1105 00:42:05 Once you get to the roof,guess who's there? Me.
1106 00:42:07 Your boy. I'mma have a rope...
1107 00:42:08 Rope?
1108 00:42:09 What do we do with that rope?
1109 00:42:10 We tie the rope securelyon the wheelchair.
1110 00:42:11 We will lower him down
1111 00:42:12 -nice and slow...-Whoa, lower?
1112 00:42:14 -Until...-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1113 00:42:16 Who is it?
1114 00:42:18 You know, I don'tmind you being here,
1115 00:42:20 but I had to drawall this up
1116 00:42:22 for you just to roll downhere on your own?
1117 00:42:24 Look, just get in the van.
1118 00:42:26 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1119 00:42:31 Pure magic.
1120 00:42:36 Think I don't knowwhat you're up to, little man?
1121 00:42:38 You think you're slick,don't you?
1122 00:42:39 This ain't nothingbut a full-court press.
1123 00:42:43 I'll just take your rook,boom!
1124 00:42:51 Hold up. Wait a minute.Wait a minute.
1125 00:42:54 -Run that back, man.-(LAUGHS)
1126 00:42:55 Run that back.Double or nothing this time.
1127 00:42:56 Double or nothing this time.
1128 00:42:58 DAX: So, you sureyou really wanna do this?
1129 00:43:00 You know, this vanis full of old people,
1130 00:43:02 and it's already smellinglike pee and Poligrip.
1131 00:43:04 That is true. But I wanna seemy grandpa happy, you know?
1132 00:43:09 Why do they callyour grandpa Boots?
1133 00:43:10 Well,it's an interesting story.
1134 00:43:12 He wore the sameworn out pair of kicks
1135 00:43:13 every time he stepped footon the court.
1136 00:43:15 He refused to playin anything else.
1137 00:43:16 He would tell people thatthey were his work boots.
1138 00:43:20 You know,I think it's really sweet
1139 00:43:22 what you're doing for them.
1140 00:43:24 We all need somethingto look forward to,
1141 00:43:25 even if it isjust a pipe dream.
1142 00:43:28 What do you mean, pipe dream?Uncle Drew is the real deal.
1143 00:43:31 Yeah, but you don't actuallythink they could win, do you?
1144 00:43:33 I mean, that's whatmakes it so sweet,
1145 00:43:35 is thatyou're doing it anyway.
1146 00:43:37 You're basically just setting
1147 00:43:38 $5,000 on fireto see them happy.
1148 00:43:43 If you ask me,that's pretty noble.
1149 00:43:46 Exactly who I am, you know?Dax the Noble. (CHUCKLES)
1150 00:43:54 We got a blind guy, a guy who can't even walk,
1151 00:43:57 and a preacher who still keep a perm in his head.
1152 00:43:59 What's wrongwith this next guy?
1153 00:44:01 PREACHER: You wanna tell himor should we?
1154 00:44:02 DAX: Tell me what?
1155 00:44:03 UNCLE DREW:Don't even worry about it.
1156 00:44:05 Oh. Sure you don't want usto go with you?
1157 00:44:07 Some songs are best sung solo.
1158 00:44:10 Dibs on the vanif he actually kills you.
1159 00:44:13 (BIG FELLA GRUNTING)
1160 00:44:17 -(KIDS GRUNT)-(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE)
1161 00:44:19 Hold stance.
1162 00:44:23 (GRUNTING)
1163 00:44:25 -(KIDS GRUNT)-(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE)
1164 00:44:30 (IN ENGLISH) Remember,my young grasshoppers,
1165 00:44:32 without the proper focus,
1166 00:44:34 you will never truly masteryour mind and body.
1167 00:44:36 KIDS: Yes, Sifu.
1168 00:44:37 (BELL JINGLES)
1169 00:44:38 BIG FELLA: It is alsoimportant to remember,
1170 00:44:41 without a good defense,your offense means nothing.
1171 00:44:45 KIDS: Yes, Sifu.
1172 00:44:47 Now, go in peace.Get out of here.
1173 00:44:51 (KIDS CHATTERING)
1174 00:44:57 PREACHER: Look like a sceneout of Game of Death.
1175 00:45:00 All these years, and you stillain't figured out
1176 00:45:02 that the best defenseis good offense, huh?
1177 00:45:05 It's good to see you,Big Fella.
1178 00:45:06 (GROANS)
1179 00:45:07 -Oh, my God, they're fighting.-What happened?
1180 00:45:09 -Okay.-MAYA: Go get him.
1181 00:45:10 Drew got knocked out, man.
1182 00:45:12 I got to bethe getaway driver.
1183 00:45:14 I brought my driving gloves.
1184 00:45:16 That dude is a giant.
1185 00:45:18 Best drop stepin the business.
1186 00:45:22 Sup, Big Fella?
1187 00:45:24 That sucker punch is the firstfree throw you ever made.
1188 00:45:27 (GROANING)
1189 00:45:31 Putting the teamback together.
1190 00:45:32 I can't do thatunless you're on board.
1191 00:45:35 How about we playone-on-one for it?
1192 00:45:37 Can't always play your wayout your problems.
1193 00:45:41 It's worked outpretty good so far.
1194 00:45:43 -Has it though?-DAX: Okay, okay. Hey, hey.
1195 00:45:44 Time out!
1196 00:45:45 Large karate man, excuse me.
1197 00:45:47 You look likeWolverine's grandfather.
1198 00:45:50 That's none of my business,that's your look.
1199 00:45:52 Okay, I get it.Uncle Drew is annoying.
1200 00:45:55 He's been getting on my nervesfor the last few days.
1201 00:45:58 So, you don't have to do thisfor him, that's cool.
1202 00:46:00 But what about the restof these cats?
1203 00:46:02 One last time aroundthe block, Big Fella.
1204 00:46:04 What about Lights?
1205 00:46:05 In the van with Boots.
1206 00:46:06 Boots?
1207 00:46:07 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
1208 00:46:15 I'll sweeten the deal for you.
1209 00:46:16 You can do whateveryou want to this man.
1210 00:46:19 -Wait, what?-You can slap him,
1211 00:46:20 you could karate chop him,you can nunchuck him.
1212 00:46:23 Knock him out again, kick him.
1213 00:46:25 Okay, you can have a step showon his old ass body.
1214 00:46:28 I don't care.But come play with us, man.
1215 00:46:32 Come on, man.
1216 00:46:39 I mean, what does that meanin kung fu? Is that a yes?
1217 00:46:42 Yeah, he's coming.
1218 00:46:44 Yes. We got a gianton our team!
1219 00:46:47 And I hopehe can play basketball.
1220 00:46:49 Hey, man,what are you doing, man?
1221 00:46:51 You ain't supposed to bebehind the wheel.
1222 00:46:52 I'm the getaway driver.
1223 00:46:54 What you mean,you the getaway driver?
1224 00:46:55 Dude, we ain't rob a bank.
1225 00:46:56 I got this, young fella,I got this.
1226 00:46:58 Oh, come on now, Lights,
1227 00:47:00 you know you're notsupposed to be driving.
1228 00:47:01 Come on, man.Not even a block or two?
1229 00:47:03 No, no, you can't drive.
1230 00:47:06 (BELL RINGING)
1231 00:47:07 Is that who I think it is?
1232 00:47:09 (TRAIN HORN BLARES)
1233 00:47:11 -Where the hell she come from?-(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
1234 00:47:13 -What's happening? What?-Betty Lou is happening.
1235 00:47:16 -Come on.-Why are we scared?
1236 00:47:17 -Who is Betty Lou?-That's my wife.
1237 00:47:18 I wasn't supposedto leave the house.
1238 00:47:20 Come on, Lights.You gotta get out the car now.
1239 00:47:22 -LIGHTS: Drew, it's stuck.-Wait, where is Big Fella?
1240 00:47:24 Come on, we gotta move.
1241 00:47:25 Shut up,I'm not talking to you.
1242 00:47:26 UNCLE DREW: Come on now,Betty Lou's coming.
1243 00:47:27 -BIG FELLA: Who?-Betty Lou's coming.
1244 00:47:30 I'm gonna kill him.
1245 00:47:32 Lights, don't worryabout the seat belt.
1246 00:47:33 -I can drive?-Gas it before she kill us!
1247 00:47:35 Not a scratch, you hear me?
1248 00:47:36 I got you, Drew.
1249 00:47:37 (FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1250 00:47:40 (TIRES SCREECHING)
1251 00:47:42 -LIGHTS: Buckle up.-Punch it, fool!
1252 00:47:43 LIGHTS: Whoo-hoo!
1253 00:47:44 DAX: You're goingthe wrong way!
1254 00:47:46 You're going in reverse!
1255 00:47:48 -(LAUGHING)-Lights, turn, turn!
1256 00:47:50 -(TIRES SCREECHING)-(ALL SCREAMING)
1257 00:47:52 -(LIGHTS WHOOPING)-Lights!
1258 00:47:54 LIGHTS: One voice, all right?
1259 00:47:56 Ears can't takeall that hollering.
1260 00:48:00 PREACHER: Incoming!
1261 00:48:02 (FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1262 00:48:04 DAX: You got a old pickup toyour left. Just curl around it
1263 00:48:06 like you're jumpingoff to your spot.
1264 00:48:08 (TIRES SCREECHING)(LIGHTS EXCLAIMS)
1265 00:48:11 (ALL EXCLAIM)
1266 00:48:12 UNCLE DREW: Brace for impact!
1267 00:48:14 (ALL SCREAMING)
1268 00:48:18 Jesus, take the wheel.
1269 00:48:20 -Pull over!-No!
1270 00:48:22 You don't know whoyou're messing with, hobbit!
1271 00:48:24 I'm not a hobbit, lady!I'm a man!
1272 00:48:26 (BOTH PANTING)(HORN HONKING)
1273 00:48:28 Hit the freeway!She won't drive on no highway!
1274 00:48:31 Spin it to win it.
1275 00:48:32 -MAYA: What?-(ALL SCREAMING)
1276 00:48:43 (LAUGHING)
1277 00:48:47 LIGHTS: Oh, y'all want me to keep driving?
1278 00:48:48 ALL: No!
1279 00:48:50 LIGHTS: I thought I did okay myself.
1280 00:48:52 (FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1281 00:49:02 (SIGHS) Here goes nothing.
1282 00:49:05 (GIRLS CHATTERING)
1283 00:49:06 (BEEPS)
1284 00:49:08 -(BALL BOUNCING)-(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1285 00:49:18 Let's go, ladies.On the bus. On the bus.
1286 00:49:20 Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me.
1287 00:49:22 How you doin', man?Dax Winslow, brother.
1288 00:49:24 Are these girlsjust wearing uniforms
1289 00:49:26 just to be wearing them?Or are they any good?
1290 00:49:29 You're not from around here,are you?
1291 00:49:31 Two time, back-to-backstate champions.
1292 00:49:34 I got $100 that say my guys
1293 00:49:36 right here could destroythese prom queens.
1294 00:49:39 You got life insurancepolicies on these guys, right?
1295 00:49:41 Hopefully, you gottheir parents' permission.
1296 00:49:44 It would be impolite of menot to take your bet.
1297 00:49:47 -$100, man.-Sold.
1298 00:49:50 Look, guys,we need to practice, okay?
1299 00:49:52 What do you mean? Right now?
1300 00:49:54 Look, this might bethe only opportunity we get.
1301 00:49:56 What about Grandpa?
1302 00:49:57 You know he can'tactually play, right?
1303 00:49:59 Yeah, I figured the littlehobbit could take his spot.
1304 00:50:01 Look here, Papa Smurf, okay?Nobody asked you.
1305 00:50:03 And, look, if we just gottaplay with four people,
1306 00:50:05 then we'll dojust four-on-four.
1307 00:50:07 We got one day, one damn day,until the Rucker.
1308 00:50:10 We need to be prepared.Meet me outside, guys.
1309 00:50:13 Come on, Big Fella.
1310 00:50:15 COACH: Let's go, Trojans.Match up, now.
1311 00:50:17 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1312 00:50:19 BIG FELLA: Pass the ball.
1313 00:50:20 I'm open! Pass the ball!
1314 00:50:22 LIGHTS: Yeah, Preach.
1315 00:50:24 -(LAUGHS)-PREACHER: Oh, yeah.
1316 00:50:25 LIGHTS: Make it rain!
1317 00:50:26 PREACHER: (GRUNTS)That's a ladies' ball.
1318 00:50:29 BIG FELLA: I'm open.
1319 00:50:30 (GIRLS CHATTERING)
1320 00:50:34 Come on.
1321 00:50:39 COACH: Wait a minute.
1322 00:50:41 Come on, guys, come on!
1323 00:50:43 -Get down.-BIG FELLA: Pass the ball.
1324 00:50:44 Hurry up!
1325 00:50:45 Move those old bodies!
1326 00:50:48 BIG FELLA: Let me getsome of that.
1327 00:50:50 COACH: Wave me over.Match up.
1328 00:50:51 Up top, up top.
1329 00:50:53 LIGHTS: Oh, this is bringingback memories now!
1330 00:50:55 (COUGHS) Goddamn!
1331 00:50:57 LIGHTS: Big Fella!
1332 00:51:02 You mother...
1333 00:51:03 Not exactly whatyou were expecting, huh?
1334 00:51:04 No, they are garbage.
1335 00:51:05 Yeah, but they're smiling.
1336 00:51:07 I mean, that's gotta countfor something, right?
1337 00:51:10 Look at these guys. I mean,
1338 00:51:11 Lights couldn't make a basket
1339 00:51:13 if he hada braille trail to it.
1340 00:51:14 LIGHTS: Raindrop!
1341 00:51:15 Big Fella and Uncle Drew,they're talkin'.
1342 00:51:17 -You're not open to me.-Pass the ball, Kobe.
1343 00:51:20 Come on, guys!
1344 00:51:21 UNCLE DREW: I got it.
1345 00:51:22 LIGHTS: Lights out, baby.Wait a minute.
1346 00:51:25 You see?That's good basketball.
1347 00:51:27 BIG FELLA: Barbeque chicken,barbeque chicken.
1348 00:51:28 Lobster in the house.
1349 00:51:30 LIGHTS: Big Fella!There you go! There you go!
1350 00:51:33 Better step out.
1351 00:51:35 -Come on.-Time out!
1352 00:51:37 See the way they movewithout the ball?
1353 00:51:38 They're all connected as one.
1354 00:51:40 Reminds me of usback in the day.
1355 00:51:41 -LIGHTS: Of us?-(ALL PANTING)
1356 00:51:43 If they score one more point,fellas, that's it.
1357 00:51:45 Come on, Drew, you told methese dudes can play.
1358 00:51:47 This guy right herecan't even see.
1359 00:51:49 Look, I'm standing heredoing this.
1360 00:51:50 He don't even knowI'm doing that. Okay?
1361 00:51:51 And this dude,he's a karate man.
1362 00:51:54 -He's meditating right now.-(BIG FELLA CHANTING)
1363 00:51:55 Y'all gotta get it together.Drew, it's on you now, man.
1364 00:51:58 Stop passing the ball.
1365 00:52:00 You are the lead singer,the leader of this team.
1366 00:52:03 You are Gladys Knightand these dudes are the Pips.
1367 00:52:06 It's just a scrimmage,youngblood. That's all it is.
1368 00:52:08 It's not justa scrimmage! Okay?
1369 00:52:12 Look, I bet $100 on the game.
1370 00:52:14 -What?-What am I supposed to do?
1371 00:52:16 Man, we don't haveno more gas left.
1372 00:52:17 We're just runnin' on fumes.What you want me to do?
1373 00:52:19 (SIGHS) Look, guys,they need to score
1374 00:52:21 one more time. Just stop 'em.
1375 00:52:23 You're really tall.
1376 00:52:24 Just put your arms up,they're little girls.
1377 00:52:26 (GIRLS SHOUTING)
1378 00:52:31 (GIRLS CHEERING)
1379 00:52:33 Come on, man!
1380 00:52:36 Good job, guys. Stayin' alive,breathing. Good effort.
1381 00:52:42 COACH: Great teamwork, girls.Great teamwork.
1382 00:52:43 BIG FELLA: Good game,good game.
1383 00:52:45 PREACHER: Good game, ladies.
1384 00:52:48 Hey, Coach.
1385 00:52:50 Pleasure doingbusiness with you.
1386 00:52:55 Yeah. Me and the fellasteamed up
1387 00:52:58 to take care of that for you.
1388 00:53:00 I just don't understand
1389 00:53:02 why you ain't ask usfor the gas money?
1390 00:53:05 It's not a big deal.Just had to tell us.
1391 00:53:08 And, remember,
1392 00:53:09 Gladys Knight ain't nothingwithout the Pips.
1393 00:53:16 (R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
1394 00:53:19 (SIGHS) Listen, Drew,I really appreciate you guys
1395 00:53:22 having my backback there, right?
1396 00:53:24 But that doesn'ttake away from the fact
1397 00:53:26 that we gotour butts kicked
1398 00:53:27 by some teenage girls.
1399 00:53:29 Matter of fact,maybe we should look
1400 00:53:31 -to get some more players.-Forget that, youngblood.
1401 00:53:33 My roster, my team.
1402 00:53:43 Mind if we talk for a minute?
1403 00:53:45 (CHANTING ON HEADPHONES)
1404 00:53:47 I was thinking about the waywe used to run pick and roll.
1405 00:53:49 Might make sense if...
1406 00:53:56 Fine.
1407 00:53:59 Everything goodback there, Preach?
1408 00:54:01 Just thinkingabout my Betty Lou is all.
1409 00:54:05 You'll be back in her armsbefore you know it.
1410 00:54:10 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1411 00:54:41 DAX: Yes! It may have took usa while to get here,
1412 00:54:43 but we are finally hereat the Rucker.
1413 00:54:46 (SIGHS) Some of the greatestbasketball players
1414 00:54:48 you've ever seenhave played in this...
1415 00:54:50 You mind giving usa minute, youngblood?
1416 00:54:53 (STAMMERS) Okay. Sure.
1417 00:54:58 We're here, fellas.
1418 00:55:02 Oh, man.
1419 00:55:06 I played on damn nearevery outdoor court
1420 00:55:08 in the countryover the years,
1421 00:55:10 but battlingbetween the lines,
1422 00:55:12 with you fellas here,always felt like home.
1423 00:55:15 LIGHTS: Feel you, Drew.I feel you.
1424 00:55:18 I got each of youa little something.
1425 00:55:25 Now, I know you never likedthe way they looked,
1426 00:55:28 but Doc put a lensin there for a reason.
1427 00:55:35 Take your time, now.
1428 00:55:36 Now, go help him put it on.Put it on.
1429 00:55:44 LIGHTS: Why didn't y'allsay anything?
1430 00:55:47 (LAUGHS)
1431 00:55:49 Man, y'all look so... So old.
1432 00:55:54 -I think he can see.-(LAUGHS)
1433 00:55:56 And, Preach.That face! (LAUGHS)
1434 00:56:00 I can see! Lights out, baby!
1435 00:56:04 Whoo-hoo!
1436 00:56:05 Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew.
1437 00:56:09 Welcome home, Lights.Welcome home.
1438 00:56:12 I know you remember this one.
1439 00:56:14 Gave it to mewhen we was nine.
1440 00:56:18 You told me...
1441 00:56:20 Told you it would give youa strength
1442 00:56:21 you didn't even knowthat you had.
1443 00:56:23 And it did.Now it's your turn.
1444 00:56:39 LIGHTS: Oh, come finish this,Preach. Come finish it.
1445 00:56:42 MAYA: All right, Preacher!
1446 00:56:44 Aw, yeah, baby.
1447 00:56:46 Boots, you ain't thinkI forgot about you, did you?
1448 00:56:50 Left 'em backin the van in '68.
1449 00:56:52 Figured they might still gota little spring to 'em.
1450 00:56:59 Yeah.
1451 00:57:02 Just like you left 'em. Hmm?
1452 00:57:11 I love you, too, bruh.
1453 00:57:13 Easy now.
1454 00:57:15 Let's see if they fitbefore you start
1455 00:57:17 going and gettingall emotional on me.
1456 00:57:22 (CHUCKLES)
1457 00:57:34 No, wait. Is he...
1458 00:57:37 He can't get up. He...
1459 00:57:45 (LIGHTS GASPS)
1460 00:57:46 Yeah. Yeah.
1461 00:57:49 UNCLE DREW: Oh, nice.
1462 00:57:51 Look as good as the first timeyou put 'em on.
1463 00:58:01 Yeah.
1464 00:58:03 Yeah, Bootsie!
1465 00:58:04 (ALL LAUGH)
1466 00:58:06 That's it, Boots. That's it.
1467 00:58:08 Kinda like breathing. Couldn'tforget how even if you tried.
1468 00:58:19 I saved the best for last.
1469 00:58:25 Brick CityTwo-on-Two Tournament,
1470 00:58:27 when we was 15 years old.
1471 00:58:28 First tournamentwe ever won together.
1472 00:58:46 (SIGHS) Yeah.
1473 00:58:52 BIG FELLA:This ain't no apology.
1474 00:58:54 Don't even try it.
1475 00:59:04 PREACHER: Big Fella.Big Fella.
1476 00:59:12 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1477 00:59:14 Hey, Jess. Come on, open up,it's me. It's Dax.
1478 00:59:16 -(SHOWER RUNNING)-Yeah, I got a team now.
1479 00:59:18 I really thinkwe got a chance.
1480 00:59:19 Did it ever occur to youto call first?
1481 00:59:22 It did occur to meto call first.
1482 00:59:24 But I couldn't becauseyou cut my cell phone off.
1483 00:59:26 That's because I broke upwith your pathetic ass.
1484 00:59:29 But you know what?
1485 00:59:31 My new boyfriend,he took care of everything.
1486 00:59:33 Wait, what you mean,you got a new boyfriend?
1487 00:59:35 We just broke up...
1488 00:59:37 Hey, what's up?
1489 00:59:39 What's that facial expression?
1490 00:59:41 You look like someonejust took your girl.
1491 00:59:43 Oh, that's right.
1492 00:59:44 Oh, I think that'swhat happened, though.
1493 00:59:46 JESS: (LAUGHING) Yeah.
1494 00:59:47 Sorry we couldn'thear you knocking
1495 00:59:49 -'cause we was in the shower.-JESS: Mmm-hmm.
1496 00:59:51 MOOKIE: We weren't gettin'clean, were we?
1497 00:59:52 No, we weren't.
1498 00:59:54 -No, we were getting dirty.-Dirty. You so dirty.
1499 00:59:56 Y'all know I'm standing here,right?
1500 00:59:58 Can I just get my uniformsand get out of here?
1501 01:00:00 -Uniforms?-Uniforms.
1502 01:00:01 -How come?-I got a team.
1503 01:00:02 -You got a team?-Yes.
1504 01:00:03 -Aw, that's cute, bruh.-JESS: Mmm-hmm.
1505 01:00:06 -That's real cute.-MOOKIE: Here ya go.
1506 01:00:08 Good luck. Hey, will youcook me breakfast?
1507 01:00:11 Mmm, I'll make youan omelet, boo.
1508 01:00:12 Oh, I'mma scramble your eggs.
1509 01:00:14 DUKE TANGO: Welcome, ladiesand gentlemen, boys and girls,
1510 01:00:16 to the Rucker 50th Tournament of Champions.
1511 01:00:19 I am yours truly, Duke Tango.
1512 01:00:21 Today we bring you the best of the best
1513 01:00:23 of the Rucker crowd and $100,000.
1514 01:00:27 That's right, $100,000,
1515 01:00:29 and it's all here in Harlem, US of A!
1516 01:00:33 This is where it happens.
1517 01:00:35 This will make you, this will break you.
1518 01:00:37 Here we go! Game one.
1519 01:00:39 Hilltop Mavericks versus Homecourt Advantage.
1520 01:00:41 Let's do this! Let's do this! Oh, yeah!
1521 01:00:45 (CROWD CHEERING)
1522 01:00:47 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
1523 01:01:07 (DUKE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1524 01:01:10 (CROWD CHEERING)
1525 01:01:23 DUKE: It's one of those days
1526 01:01:25 when the crowd is a little thin.
1527 01:01:27 (DUKE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1528 01:01:30 Now, is it meor is it empty in here?
1529 01:01:34 LIGHTS: Nah, Preach,it ain't you.
1530 01:01:36 We used to ball out in frontof twice as many people.
1531 01:01:39 Youngblood, I don't knowabout this name.
1532 01:01:40 PREACHER: Bruh, I'm straightfrom Chocolate City.
1533 01:01:42 Yeah, I think, guys, it's moreabout where we are now...
1534 01:01:44 Stop! Look,it's not about the name.
1535 01:01:46 We don't havea fifth player, guys.
1536 01:01:49 If we don't get nobody else,we gotta forfeit.
1537 01:01:51 We need Big Fella.Where is he at?
1538 01:01:52 He'll be here.
1539 01:01:54 Yeah, but what if he's not?
1540 01:01:56 I'm pretty surethose basketball shoes.
1541 01:01:58 Although,your calf-to-shoe ratio
1542 01:02:00 is not all that great.
1543 01:02:02 Yeah, and his body'sreally bad.
1544 01:02:03 It's not built for jumping.
1545 01:02:04 DAX: Okay. Okay.Let me tell y'all something...
1546 01:02:06 I don't play basketball.
1547 01:02:07 And, yes, my calvesdon't match my body.
1548 01:02:09 I done had these calvessince I was seven.
1549 01:02:11 Went to a doctor, sawsomebody, and he was, like,
1550 01:02:13 "Hey, man, we don't know whatwe can do about it."
1551 01:02:14 Yes! He is here.
1552 01:02:17 The Black Messiah.Grandfather. Okay.
1553 01:02:20 -MAYA: Don't. He is here...-He's here.
1554 01:02:22 Everybody get on the court.
1555 01:02:23 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's go.
1556 01:02:25 (SCATTERED SHOUTING)
1557 01:02:29 What are you doing? Move!
1558 01:02:31 Something you wanna say to me?
1559 01:02:32 We're in the middle of a game!
1560 01:02:34 Can we get some help out here?
1561 01:02:35 I don't know what's going on
1562 01:02:37 at the half court position, but it ain't helping 'em.
1563 01:02:38 Are they fighting?
1564 01:02:40 I'm not running downuntil you say it.
1565 01:02:41 -Say what?-You know what.
1566 01:02:42 I'm not talking about her.
1567 01:02:44 -Hey, hey, hey, timeout.-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1568 01:02:45 Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey.
1569 01:02:47 Come here, bring it in.What are you two doing?
1570 01:02:49 I ain't run out on my old lady
1571 01:02:50 just so we can come out hereand play like this.
1572 01:02:51 I'm out.
1573 01:02:53 Hey, nah, you're not goingnowhere, Drew.
1574 01:02:54 You will stay right here.
1575 01:02:55 And I don't knowwhat you two are doing.
1576 01:02:57 You said you wannateach the kids
1577 01:02:58 how to play the gamethe right way.
1578 01:03:00 But this is not the right way,arguin' with your teammate.
1579 01:03:02 Let's play some basketball!We are a team.
1580 01:03:05 Bring it in, guys. Come on.
1581 01:03:08 Whatever y'all got going on,work it out after the game.
1582 01:03:10 Bring it in.Harlem Money on three.
1583 01:03:13 -One...-Let's go get this money, man.
1584 01:03:15 Come on.
1585 01:03:16 Well, just play.
1586 01:03:17 -(MUSIC PLAYING)-DUKE: Back to live action,
1587 01:03:19 here we go!
1588 01:03:20 This is Boots with the ball.
1589 01:03:23 Over to my man, Uncle. Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew!
1590 01:03:26 This is The Mosquito with the handle.
1591 01:03:28 Oh, no, no, no! Steal away for Uncle!
1592 01:03:33 Look at the handle.
1593 01:03:39 75 years oldand still can't admit it.
1594 01:03:48 Selfish son of a bitch.
1595 01:03:49 DUKE: Uncle Drew doing it once again.
1596 01:03:52 (ALL CHEERING)
1597 01:03:54 It's the third period, baby.The Uncle Drew Show continues.
1598 01:04:00 (ALL CHEERING)
1599 01:04:07 Harlem Money is running away with this one.
1600 01:04:09 Another basket and they will be going to the next round.
1601 01:04:12 How come you just can't admityou messed up?
1602 01:04:13 We hardly even knew her.
1603 01:04:15 Matter of fact,I bet you can't
1604 01:04:16 even remember her dang name.
1605 01:04:17 You don't rememberher dang name?
1606 01:04:19 (GROANS)
1607 01:04:21 I married her, punk.
1608 01:04:23 (GROANING)
1609 01:04:26 (BUZZER SOUNDS)
1610 01:04:27 PREACHER: Come on, baby.Come on.
1611 01:04:29 You really wannamake this right?
1612 01:04:31 Stop running from the truth.
1613 01:04:50 UNCLE DREW: Can't believeyou ended up
1614 01:04:51 marrying her anyway.
1615 01:04:53 BIG FELLA: Can't believeyou slept with her
1616 01:04:54 the night before the finals.
1617 01:04:59 I loved her.
1618 01:05:01 I don't knowif you knew this, but...
1619 01:05:03 Yeah, I knew. (SIGHS)
1620 01:05:05 I always knew.
1621 01:05:07 Spent five decadespretending like I didn't.
1622 01:05:10 But I saw the wayyou looked at her
1623 01:05:12 when she walked in the park.
1624 01:05:13 So, why'd you do it, then?
1625 01:05:18 I loved her, too.
1626 01:05:23 Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry.
1627 01:05:29 I've been sorrymy whole damn life.
1628 01:05:34 You mean that?
1629 01:05:35 I mean thatwith everything I got.
1630 01:05:40 If I can go backand change it, I would.
1631 01:05:44 Believe me.
1632 01:05:54 I need you to feed me.
1633 01:05:56 Excuse me?
1634 01:05:58 You may not understand this,
1635 01:05:59 but, uh, I can reallyshoot the ball.
1636 01:06:02 Let the Big Fella eat, huh?
1637 01:06:04 Like The Last Supper, baby.
1638 01:06:06 Oh, too slow, too slow.
1639 01:06:08 ANGELO: Hey, that ain't nofigment of my imagination.
1640 01:06:10 Somebody 'bout to eattheir words.
1641 01:06:12 That's Drew there.Hey, Drew, hey!
1642 01:06:15 Look at that face! Go ahead,scratch and smell him.
1643 01:06:17 Scratch and smell him.
1644 01:06:19 -You real.-Yeah.
1645 01:06:21 (SNIFFS) He real. He real man.This ain't no hologram.
1646 01:06:23 Been a minute, Angelo.What's goin' on?
1647 01:06:24 Oh, been a minute.
1648 01:06:26 Good to see you, Drew.Always good to see you.
1649 01:06:27 What you gonna do with allthat money when you win?
1650 01:06:31 -Come again?-The purse. The purse, Drew.
1651 01:06:34 The hundred stacksof high society at stake.
1652 01:06:36 You know, the duckets.
1653 01:06:38 Wasn't ever no purseback in the day.
1654 01:06:39 No, it wasn't evernothin' like that.
1655 01:06:42 But $100,000 of cash, baby.
1656 01:06:45 I'd sign up, you knowwhat I'm saying?
1657 01:06:53 UNCLE DREW: You thinkI'm stupid, youngblood?
1658 01:06:55 Hundred grandis a whole lot of money.
1659 01:06:58 Look, man, I was gonnatalk to you about...
1660 01:07:00 Yeah, when? When?
1661 01:07:02 You just don't get it, do you,youngblood? This game...
1662 01:07:05 The love I got for it,it's all sacred to me.
1663 01:07:10 You told methat you love the game.
1664 01:07:12 You don't love the game.
1665 01:07:14 You use it just like you useeverything else in your life.
1666 01:07:17 You ain't nothingbut a hustler.
1667 01:07:23 Hey, man,who you talking to, man?
1668 01:07:25 Hey! Talkin' to you, man.
1669 01:07:27 Watch your tone, youngblood.
1670 01:07:28 You don't think I gotlove for this game?
1671 01:07:30 Don't nobody love this gamemore than me.
1672 01:07:32 Talkin' about Jordan, 63against Boston. I saw that.
1673 01:07:35 Laettner's turnaroundagainst Kentucky.
1674 01:07:36 Bird steals the ball to win
1675 01:07:38 the Eastern Conference Finalsto beat the Pistons.
1676 01:07:40 I saw all of thatand I loved it.
1677 01:07:43 But guess what,the game never loved me back.
1678 01:07:47 So, then what happened then?
1679 01:07:53 I missed a shot.
1680 01:07:56 I shot it, it got blocked.
1681 01:08:00 I was humiliated.Everybody walked out on me.
1682 01:08:08 Now, that's the firstreal thing you've done said.
1683 01:08:12 That's the real Dax.
1684 01:08:15 Now, come on,let's go play this game.
1685 01:08:19 It's about the love,youngblood, nothin' else.
1686 01:08:22 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1687 01:08:36 (ALL CHEERING)
1688 01:08:37 -Yes!-Get it, Grandpa!
1689 01:08:39 DUKE: This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella.
1690 01:08:43 -(ALL CHEERING)-Ooh!
1691 01:08:44 Ah, shit, I'm loose.
1692 01:08:46 DUKE: Uncle looking at it. What he gonna do with it?
1693 01:08:52 -The Preacher!-Oh, in the name of Jesus!
1694 01:08:55 Finally gettin' my legs back,y'all.
1695 01:08:58 DUKE: This is Uncle Drew to Lights.
1696 01:09:03 -Money!-All right, Lights!
1697 01:09:04 The reasonthey call me Lights.
1698 01:09:09 -Yeah!-(GRUNTS)
1699 01:09:12 Don't bringyour little ass in here.
1700 01:09:14 (GRUNTING)
1701 01:09:17 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1702 01:09:37 (ALL CHEERING)
1703 01:09:40 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1704 01:09:51 -And that's it?-That's right.
1705 01:09:53 You swipe right if youlike 'em, left if you don't.
1706 01:09:57 You couldn't even seethe day before yesterday.
1707 01:10:00 Mmm-hmm. Exactly.
1708 01:10:01 That's whyI'm always swipin' right.
1709 01:10:03 It's more of a numbers game.
1710 01:10:08 Looks a little differentthese days, don't it?
1711 01:10:11 She gonna get him pregnantif she keep dancing like that.
1712 01:10:15 If I wasn't so sore,
1713 01:10:17 we'd get out thereand show 'em our old routine.
1714 01:10:20 (LAUGHING)
1715 01:10:21 Excuse me, son,do we amuse you?
1716 01:10:24 Yo, you're in the club,and you're pushin' 80, bro.
1717 01:10:27 And what's up with your boy,Frederick Douglass?
1718 01:10:30 -(MAN LAUGHING)-Hey!
1719 01:10:31 Heard he was doinggreat things. (LAUGHING)
1720 01:10:37 Hold my beer.
1721 01:10:38 Grandpa!
1722 01:10:40 MAN: Don't hurt nobody, pop.
1723 01:10:43 Ah, yeah! Gonna get real grodyup in this joint now!
1724 01:10:47 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1725 01:10:48 (ALL CHEERING)
1726 01:10:57 (LAUGHING)
1727 01:11:07 (ALL EXCLAIMING)
1728 01:11:16 (ALL EXCLAIMING)
1729 01:11:25 Oh, my God!
1730 01:11:38 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1731 01:11:40 ALL: Oh! Oh! Oh!
1732 01:12:18 (ALL CHEERING)
1733 01:12:29 You know somethin', man? I didnot think your grandfather
1734 01:12:31 would ever get upout that wheelchair.
1735 01:12:33 Me neither. I heard stories,
1736 01:12:34 but I never knewhe could play like that.
1737 01:12:36 So how much your parentspaying you
1738 01:12:37 to watch your grandfather?
1739 01:12:38 Why does anybodyhave to be paying me?
1740 01:12:40 Why can't I just enjoyspending time with my family?
1741 01:12:42 Well, I wouldn't knowanything about that.
1742 01:12:44 'Cause I never had one. So...
1743 01:12:45 What do you meanyou never really had one?
1744 01:12:47 What do you call those guys?
1745 01:12:51 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1746 01:12:58 I honestly hada lot of fun tonight.
1747 01:13:00 Me too.
1748 01:13:05 Well, I guess it's time to go.
1749 01:13:07 Yeah, we should go aheadand get up out of...
1750 01:13:14 PREACHER:He ain't gonna do it.
1751 01:13:17 Hey.
1752 01:13:18 -Hey.-PREACHER: It's you!
1753 01:13:20 BOOTS: No! Mmm-mmm.
1754 01:13:21 PREACHER: You open!LIGHTS: Take a shot!
1755 01:13:24 -(CLEARS THROAT)-(ALL GROAN)
1756 01:13:26 Sorry. I'mma go.I need some water.
1757 01:13:29 -Sure.-'Cause my throat is dry.
1758 01:13:31 Yeah, I know how that is.I'll take care of this.
1759 01:13:34 Take a gap?Thank you, appreciate that.
1760 01:13:36 Yeah, yeah.Don't worry about it.
1761 01:13:37 PREACHER: Anybody give himsome training
1762 01:13:39 on how to talk to a lady?
1763 01:13:42 Okay, look, man,I don't wanna hear that.
1764 01:13:44 Anything, okay? Not one singlefreakin' word.
1765 01:13:47 Maybe she should'vetaken her heels off.
1766 01:13:49 I'll tell ya, youngblood,last time I checked,
1767 01:13:52 you miss 100% of the shotsyou don't take.
1768 01:13:54 Yeah, let's getout of here, man.
1769 01:13:56 (ALL CHUCKLING)
1770 01:13:58 LIGHTS: Let's give hima piggyback.
1771 01:13:59 DAX: Big Fella,what are you doing?
1772 01:14:00 LIGHTS: We'll give hima little piggyback.
1773 01:14:02 DAX: That's right. Two down,two to go. We almost there.
1774 01:14:05 (LAUGHING)
1775 01:14:11 Yo, how's that geriatric teamof yours, bro?
1776 01:14:13 You get 'em all individualLife Alert bracelets?
1777 01:14:16 Hey, man, are you wearingmy clothes?
1778 01:14:17 What?
1779 01:14:19 Yes, that's my shirt.You got on my shirt, man.
1780 01:14:21 That's right,I got on your shirt.
1781 01:14:23 Or maybe you got my shirt on.
1782 01:14:26 -What? Wait, wait.-What? Wait, wait.
1783 01:14:28 -That's my shirt.-That's my shirt.
1784 01:14:29 -You got on my clothes.-You got on my clothes.
1785 01:14:30 -Stop it! You're crazy.-Stop it! You're crazy.
1786 01:14:33 That's right. I'm crazy.I'm being you.
1787 01:14:36 The only way to defeatone's enemy
1788 01:14:38 is to become one's enemy.
1789 01:14:41 -You're nuts!-You're nuts!
1790 01:14:44 -You're psycho!-You're psycho!
1791 01:14:46 I'll see you in the finals,Dax. Psycho.
1792 01:14:50 (LAUGHING)
1793 01:14:55 -(CROWD CHEERING)-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1794 01:15:09 BIG FELLA: All day.
1795 01:15:15 DAX: Yes! There you go,Big Fella!
1796 01:15:17 MAYA: That's what I'm talkingabout, Big Fella!
1797 01:15:20 Off shot! Handled it.
1798 01:15:22 -Good rebound!-MAYA: All right.
1799 01:15:26 Oh, shot, shot, shot.Get that out of here!
1800 01:15:29 -What do I do, what do I do?-Just back up.
1801 01:15:32 Oh, yeah.I remember this play.
1802 01:15:35 Too late. Got 'em.
1803 01:15:37 Yes! That's whatI'm talkin' about, Lights.
1804 01:15:39 You are the man!
1805 01:15:42 DUKE: This is Boots.Boots goin' down death valley!
1806 01:15:45 Uh-huh! Baby!
1807 01:15:47 Harlem Money is going to the finals,
1808 01:15:50 with only seconds left in the ballgame!
1809 01:15:54 -Still hungry, huh?-Just a little dessert.
1810 01:15:56 Hey, take the three,Big Fella, why not?
1811 01:15:58 DUKE: This is to send 'em. They're already there.
1812 01:16:00 That's all right, Big Fella.
1813 01:16:02 (GROANING)
1814 01:16:05 Big Fella.
1815 01:16:07 Big Fella. Big Fella.Big Fella.
1816 01:16:09 REFEREE:Somebody get a doctor.
1817 01:16:11 UNCLE DREW: Come on!
1818 01:16:12 Excuse me. Excuse me.Excuse me. Let me in here.
1819 01:16:15 DUKE: The Big Fella is down.
1820 01:16:16 UNCLE DREW: Stay here,Big Fella. Stay in it.
1821 01:16:17 PARAMEDIC: Beginning CPR.PREACHER: Oh, Lord,
1822 01:16:19 give him some room,give him some room.
1823 01:16:22 You're okay, boss.
1824 01:16:24 UNCLE DREW: Come on,Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella.
1825 01:16:31 (MACHINES BEEPING)
1826 01:16:33 LIGHTS: Doctor already said
1827 01:16:34 he's been throughthe worst of it.
1828 01:16:37 So, what... What do we do now?
1829 01:16:43 You don't stop playing'cause you get old.
1830 01:16:46 You get old'cause you stop playing.
1831 01:16:51 BETTY LOU: Preacher!
1832 01:16:55 Hi. And I'm so sorry
1833 01:16:58 about the Big Fella.Is he gonna be okay?
1834 01:17:02 But I've been missing youso much.
1835 01:17:04 Come here, come here.
1836 01:17:06 I missed you too, baby.
1837 01:17:08 (SNIFFLES) Now, look.
1838 01:17:10 If you don't want me to goball, I don't have to ball.
1839 01:17:12 Fool, please, after all this?You're playing.
1840 01:17:16 Matter of fact...
1841 01:17:19 You saying what I thinkyou're saying?
1842 01:17:21 I'm saying what you thinkI'm saying, Preacher.
1843 01:17:23 So we gonna ball?
1844 01:17:25 So we gonna ball.
1845 01:17:27 (LIGHTS LAUGHS)
1846 01:17:28 PREACHER: That's whatI'm talkin' about, boo.
1847 01:17:33 DUKE: Welcome! This is what we've all been waiting for.
1848 01:17:37 The new be versus the old.
1849 01:17:39 The old be versus the new. The good be versus the bad.
1850 01:17:42 Are they gonna be a no-show like they did in 1968?
1851 01:17:45 -(HORN BLARING) -But, no, they're not.
1852 01:17:48 Here they come! They're here! Here they come, baby!
1853 01:17:50 Here they come! Aw, yeah!
1854 01:17:52 We got a game on our hands!
1855 01:17:54 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
1856 01:18:14 Okay, Grandpa,you gotta take your pills
1857 01:18:16 before you start, okay?
1858 01:18:17 Preacher,we gotta take our pills.
1859 01:18:18 Not the blue ones.Save those for tonight.
1860 01:18:21 It's all right.What we gonna do?
1861 01:18:23 -We gonna get this win.-We gonna get this win, right?
1862 01:18:25 Look, this one'sfor Big Fella, okay?
1863 01:18:26 So, Big Fella on three.One, two, three.
1864 01:18:28 ALL: Big Fella!
1865 01:18:30 Here we go, C-Dawg!Let's do this, baby.
1866 01:18:32 You got this, Drew.You the man, bruh.
1867 01:18:34 You put this team together,remember that.
1868 01:18:35 Your roster, my team.
1869 01:18:38 That's right, your team.Last week, I took your team.
1870 01:18:40 Yesterday, I took your girl.
1871 01:18:42 Today, I'm gonnatake your heart.
1872 01:18:44 Man, you've...
1873 01:18:45 Okay. (GRUNTS)
1874 01:18:47 -Stop it!-Stop what?
1875 01:18:49 -Folding your arms like me.-Folding your arms like that.
1876 01:18:54 CASPER: Let's get this win,baby.
1877 01:18:56 Good luck, youngblood.
1878 01:18:58 Oh, luck ain't got nothingto do with it, Old Dusty.
1879 01:19:03 "Old Dusty"?
1880 01:19:04 Pastor Wrinkles,what's the word, man?
1881 01:19:05 (LAUGHS) Young fellagot jokes.
1882 01:19:07 -Shoe ain't tied.-What shoe? Huh?
1883 01:19:09 -Lights!-DUKE: Championship time!
1884 01:19:11 Oh, that's the oldest trickin the book!
1885 01:19:12 You gonna let him...Oh, come on, now!
1886 01:19:14 DUKE: Over to Uncle. Jumper.
1887 01:19:17 In and out.
1888 01:19:18 That's okay, guys!
1889 01:19:20 DUKE: The bounce passto Casper. Casper, oh, my God!
1890 01:19:23 Oh, yeah,I need you to see me.
1891 01:19:25 Wipe your goggles, old fella.I need you to see me.
1892 01:19:27 -You gotta see me all night.-Man, move. Fool, please.
1893 01:19:29 -That's right, Casper!-Come on, Drew!
1894 01:19:30 DUKE: This is Uncle.
1895 01:19:32 Cross the mid-court line. Betty...
1896 01:19:35 Lights out! No good!
1897 01:19:37 Oh, man!
1898 01:19:39 MOOKIE: That's right,old people are overrated!
1899 01:19:44 DUKE: Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost.
1900 01:19:45 Nothin' but the bottom of the net.
1901 01:19:47 Wake up! Come on!
1902 01:19:53 LIGHTS: Up! Up! Up!
1903 01:19:55 (ALL CHEERING)
1904 01:19:57 -DUKE: You gotta love it!-Yes!
1905 01:19:58 DUKE: Mario, comin' back down court,
1906 01:20:00 kickin' it over to Beazy!
1907 01:20:02 JESS: We makin' baskets!
1908 01:20:03 That's right,we makin' buckets, baby.
1909 01:20:06 DUKE: Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty!
1910 01:20:08 Betty Lou jumper no good.
1911 01:20:10 They fightin' for it, baby! They fightin' for it!
1912 01:20:12 Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou!
1913 01:20:15 There you go, Betty Lou.There you go!
1914 01:20:17 You know that's really a man.
1915 01:20:19 CASPER: I got Drew.
1916 01:20:21 (PANTING) Slow it down.Slow it down.
1917 01:20:23 They tired, yo. They tired.The fatigue's settin' in.
1918 01:20:26 -Betty Lou. Switch it!-Fatigue's settin' in.
1919 01:20:28 You can heartheir knee caps grinding.
1920 01:20:31 DUKE: Uncle, Betty Lou.
1921 01:20:36 Downtown!
1922 01:20:37 You gonna let a girlscore on you?
1923 01:20:39 DUKE: This is Casper the Friendly Ghost.
1924 01:20:41 Oh, my God!
1925 01:20:43 Oh, that's right.That's right, baby.
1926 01:20:48 -DUKE: Oh!-Oh...
1927 01:20:52 DUKE: Turnaround, once again.
1928 01:20:54 The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby!
1929 01:20:57 Somebody get on Casper,come on, man!
1930 01:21:01 DUKE: Casper!
1931 01:21:05 Damn, man!
1932 01:21:06 DUKE: Homecourt Advantage is running away
1933 01:21:08 -with the first half.-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
1934 01:21:09 (MACHINES BEEPING)
1935 01:21:34 BIG FELLA:My TV ain't working.
1936 01:21:37 Do I look like an electrician?
1937 01:21:40 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTON PA)
1938 01:21:45 I know, right?
1939 01:21:46 Oh, yeah, that was him. Brian.
1940 01:21:51 Y'all got a TV?
1941 01:21:59 WENDY WILLIAMS: Just judgin'. Me and her,
1942 01:22:00 we're talkin' about Rachel.
1943 01:22:02 Where you from? What's your name?
1944 01:22:04 I'm Kathy from Staten Island. How you doin'?
1945 01:22:05 Thank you. How you doin'? Oh, wait. Come on.
1946 01:22:07 You're my victim.
1947 01:22:08 -I mean... I mean, my patient.-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1948 01:22:15 That's my team right there.I used to play on that team.
1949 01:22:17 Okay, guys, bring it in.
1950 01:22:19 Let's turn this game around.
1951 01:22:21 So, on three, Big Fella.One, two, three.
1952 01:22:23 ALL: Big Fella!DAX: Let's go, guys.
1953 01:22:25 DUKE: Harlem Buckets down by 16 at the start of the third.
1954 01:22:28 Here we go!
1955 01:22:31 Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown!
1956 01:22:35 Get in front of your man.
1957 01:22:37 DUKE: Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it.
1958 01:22:39 Boots makin' his move. To Lights from downtown.
1959 01:22:43 Not this time.
1960 01:22:47 Reynolds Wrap to Casper.
1961 01:22:49 BETTY LOU: Not today.Give me that.
1962 01:22:52 -(WHISTLE BLOWS)-Please, not in my house.
1963 01:22:53 -Come on, now. That's a foul!-That's what
1964 01:22:55 -I'm talkin' about.-You know that's a foul.
1965 01:22:56 Where I'm from,it's no blood, no foul.
1966 01:22:58 -Where you from?-I just came from Hell,
1967 01:22:59 whooping the Devil's ass,that's where I'm from.
1968 01:23:01 -Break it up.-MOOKIE: That's not godly.
1969 01:23:02 They gangbangin' for Jesus.
1970 01:23:04 DUKE: Back to live action! Here we go!
1971 01:23:06 Deflected! Goin' the other way!
1972 01:23:08 Good block. Come on, y'all,let's get it.
1973 01:23:10 DUKE: Uncle, look at him!Off the backboard to Preacher!
1974 01:23:15 Damn, man! Get the ball,let's go!
1975 01:23:16 My backboard,my house, sucker.
1976 01:23:17 MAYA: That's whatI'm talkin' about!
1977 01:23:19 -DAX: Put it home, Preach!-(BOTH CHEERING)
1978 01:23:21 That what I'm talking about!
1979 01:23:23 DUKE: This is Casper with it. Kicks it over to Mario.
1980 01:23:25 Jump shot. No good!
1981 01:23:26 Yes! That's right, y'all,we got this.
1982 01:23:30 DUKE: He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou!
1983 01:23:35 Oh, my!
1984 01:23:37 -Oh, my!-Yeah!
1985 01:23:38 Yes!
1986 01:23:40 DUKE: Uncle to the rescue!
1987 01:23:41 Get on that old man!
1988 01:23:43 DUKE: Harlem Buckets are trying to come back.
1989 01:23:46 This is Casper with it. Casper, looking at it.
1990 01:23:50 Come on, now!
1991 01:23:52 PREACHER: I got this.
1992 01:23:53 DUKE: B-B-B-B-B-B-Boots with it.
1993 01:23:55 Booty through the defender's legs.
1994 01:23:56 Look at Boots. (INDISTINCT)
1995 01:23:58 -(ALL CHEERING)-(DAX LAUGHS)
1996 01:23:59 Yes! Way to finish, man.
1997 01:24:01 DUKE: I can't believe it.
1998 01:24:02 They're trying to make a comeback.
1999 01:24:04 Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30!
2000 01:24:08 It's shut down time.
2001 01:24:11 PREACHER: Now shoot,Betty Lou. Get 'em.
2002 01:24:13 DUKE: Over to Betty Lou! Good!
2003 01:24:18 Get your head out your ass.
2004 01:24:19 I knew I married youfor a reason, girl.
2005 01:24:21 Game recognize game,big daddy.
2006 01:24:24 DUKE: Here we go. This is Uncle Drew with the ball.
2007 01:24:26 It's him and you, you and him.What you gonna do?
2008 01:24:29 What you gonna do?
2009 01:24:30 Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper...
2010 01:24:34 What'd I tell you?What'd I tell you?
2011 01:24:36 Harlem Buckets, baby.
2012 01:24:38 DUKE: Kicks it out over.
2013 01:24:39 Oh, I got this. My board,my board. Let's go.
2014 01:24:42 Are you kidding me?
2015 01:24:44 DUKE: Here he go. Light the light.
2016 01:24:48 -Bang!-DUKE: Lights out, baby.
2017 01:24:49 That makes it a two point lead.
2018 01:24:52 Here we go! The fast break!
2019 01:24:54 There we go, there we go!
2020 01:24:55 -Whoa.-LIGHTS: I got ya now!
2021 01:24:57 MAYA: That's what I'm talkingabout, Lights!
2022 01:24:59 -DAX: Get that outta here!-That's a foul! Come on now!
2023 01:25:01 MAYA: Lights?DAX: You see that defense?
2024 01:25:03 You all right, Lights?Get up, man. Get up.
2025 01:25:05 Lights. Lights,where does it hurt?
2026 01:25:08 -LIGHTS: Ankle.-Okay, okay. Sit up.
2027 01:25:11 Yo, that's bush league,Winslow.
2028 01:25:12 You took out my player.
2029 01:25:13 Man, what are youtalking about?
2030 01:25:16 Your boy, James Unworthy,just knocked my boy out.
2031 01:25:18 Cheatin'-ass cheaters.Y'all need to cheat to cheat.
2032 01:25:21 MAYA: It's gonna be all right,it's gonna be all right.
2033 01:25:23 LIGHTS: (GROANS) I'm gettingtoo old for this.
2034 01:25:26 What are we gonna do, bruh?
2035 01:25:27 Lights is out.What we gonna do?
2036 01:25:29 -What you mean?-What you mean, "What I mean"?
2037 01:25:30 We have no more players left.
2038 01:25:32 It's your moment, ain't it?
2039 01:25:33 No. I've already told youa million times.
2040 01:25:36 I'm not playing, okay?
2041 01:25:38 Plus, I ain't playedin decades, bruh.
2042 01:25:40 -(LIGHTS GROANS)-UNCLE DREW: And they have?
2043 01:25:41 Drew, it's different, okay?
2044 01:25:43 They were actually goodwhen they played.
2045 01:25:45 Listen to me, youngblood.
2046 01:25:47 You think you're the only one
2047 01:25:49 that made that mistakethat defined their life.
2048 01:25:52 I've been on the roadmy whole life.
2049 01:25:55 I got no real friends.
2050 01:25:56 I'm bouncin' city to city.And you wanna know why?
2051 01:25:59 Because I got too much prideto say I'm sorry.
2052 01:26:02 You know how that sounds?
2053 01:26:03 Have too much prideto say you're sorry
2054 01:26:04 to the people that love you?
2055 01:26:06 Don't you darebe like that, youngblood.
2056 01:26:08 You be better than that.
2057 01:26:11 This is the moment.
2058 01:26:12 You gonna run away from it,
2059 01:26:14 or you gonna step upand take it?
2060 01:26:16 Choice is yours.
2061 01:26:19 MOOKIE: That's right, bruh.Championships.
2062 01:26:22 This is destiny now.
2063 01:26:29 I'll play under one condition.
2064 01:26:31 And what's that?
2065 01:26:34 Let me guard the white boy.
2066 01:26:37 Let's roll!
2067 01:26:39 DUKE: It's a minute and nine second left, folks.
2068 01:26:41 -(WHISTLE BLOWS)-Excuse me. Timeout, timeout.
2069 01:26:44 -Timeout, timeout!-Who are you?
2070 01:26:47 JESS: I'm the assistant coach.
2071 01:26:49 I'm here to make sure thathe's tall enough to ride
2072 01:26:50 the ride that my manabout to put him on.
2073 01:26:54 DAX: What are you doing, man?
2074 01:26:55 This should be a technicalfoul or something.
2075 01:26:56 I'mma kick you off this court
2076 01:26:58 like I kicked youout my house.
2077 01:26:59 -MOOKIE: That's right.-That's mean, okay?
2078 01:27:01 Excuse me? I don't know
2079 01:27:03 who you areor what this is about,
2080 01:27:04 but could you please take itback to the stands
2081 01:27:06 -so we can play some ball?-Who are you?
2082 01:27:07 If you keep talking,you're gonna find out.
2083 01:27:09 Oh, you about to find out,honey.
2084 01:27:10 I come from a long lineof choir members.
2085 01:27:13 So, we gonna clap back!
2086 01:27:14 -Yeah, that's right.-I bet you do.
2087 01:27:16 Just clap you up out of here.Don't play with me.
2088 01:27:18 MAYA: I will not!MOOKIE: I love you, baby.
2089 01:27:19 JESS: I love you, too.
2090 01:27:21 We believe in you guys.Be aggressive.
2091 01:27:23 -All right.-What am I doing now?
2092 01:27:24 Brought your girl,playin' mind games.
2093 01:27:25 Ain't nobody scaredof you, man.
2094 01:27:26 Oh, ain't nobodyscared of me?
2095 01:27:28 -DAX: Let's do this, man.-What's Dax doing in the game?
2096 01:27:29 -(WHISTLE BLOWS)-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2097 01:27:32 I got your back.I got your back.
2098 01:27:34 BETTY LOU: Trail, Dax, trail.PREACHER: All right.
2099 01:27:35 Yo help Uncle Drew.
2100 01:27:36 No, move. Come on.
2101 01:27:38 DUKE: It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do?
2102 01:27:41 Let's go, baby. Let's ball,baby. Vanilla Sky!
2103 01:27:44 DUKE: Oh, it's a four point lead now.
2104 01:27:46 Come on, youngblood.That's too easy.
2105 01:27:48 Look, it won't happennext time, okay?
2106 01:27:50 DUKE: Uncle gently across the mid-court line,
2107 01:27:53 with seconds left.
2108 01:27:55 He's gotta foul whoever may be guardin' him.
2109 01:27:57 Uncle to Preacher.
2110 01:27:58 It's the Preacher, man. Oh, baby, hallelujah!
2111 01:28:02 Praise the Lord, Preacher,praise the Lord.
2112 01:28:04 Here we go now.
2113 01:28:06 DUKE: Harlem Money in desperate need of a turnover.
2114 01:28:08 If not, Homecourt Advantage can walk away and win it all.
2115 01:28:12 Here we go.
2116 01:28:14 What that white boy doingwith that ball?
2117 01:28:16 DUKE: Oh, he's doing his shaky-shake.
2118 01:28:17 MOOKIE: That's right.
2119 01:28:20 Good steal, Dax, good steal.
2120 01:28:21 BETTY LOU:Go on, Dax, shoot it!
2121 01:28:22 UNCLE DREW: Let it fly, Dax!
2122 01:28:24 Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up.
2123 01:28:26 -Come on, Dax! Shoot it!-Take that shot, bro!
2124 01:28:28 -Timeout.-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2125 01:28:30 Timeout? You gonnamake me have
2126 01:28:31 another heart attack, boy.
2127 01:28:33 MOOKIE: Hey,he fouled me on that.
2128 01:28:35 You're sayinghe didn't foul me?
2129 01:28:36 That was a reach, ref.
2130 01:28:40 Let's go.
2131 01:28:42 (STAMMERING) Okay, relax.Listen, I got this.
2132 01:28:44 Drew, they can'tguard you, man.
2133 01:28:46 All we need you to do is justpenetrate to the bucket,
2134 01:28:48 do what you've been doing,
2135 01:28:49 the defensewill collapse on you.
2136 01:28:50 Once they do that,you kick it out to Betty Lou.
2137 01:28:52 Betty Lou will take the three.That's it.
2138 01:28:54 Game over. Game plan.That's it.
2139 01:29:01 What? Seriously,what's wrong with that play?
2140 01:29:03 You'll make it.
2141 01:29:05 Excuse me?
2142 01:29:07 Drew's right.They're not even guarding you.
2143 01:29:08 It's a reasonfor that, Lights.
2144 01:29:10 Leave the past in the past,move on.
2145 01:29:13 You got this, Dax.
2146 01:29:14 UNCLE DREW: We don't need youto be great all the time.
2147 01:29:16 We need you to be greatthis one time.
2148 01:29:20 Can you do that?We believe in you.
2149 01:29:24 What if I miss?
2150 01:29:25 ALL: What if you don't?
2151 01:29:26 You got this.
2152 01:29:30 Come on now.
2153 01:29:32 LIGHTS: Let's go.Let's bring it in.
2154 01:29:34 We in this together.
2155 01:29:39 You got this. Buckets onthree. One, two, three.
2156 01:29:42 ALL: Buckets!
2157 01:29:44 UNCLE DREW: Preach,Preach, Preach.
2158 01:29:46 In case something happens,we got no more timeouts, okay?
2159 01:29:49 You sure?
2160 01:29:50 Yeah, I'm sure.We used our last one.
2161 01:29:53 I could have sworewe had one more.
2162 01:29:55 DUKE: This is it. This is for the money in the bank.
2163 01:29:58 This is for all the marbles.
2164 01:29:59 Come on, come on, Dax.
2165 01:30:02 DUKE: Buckets, down by two, a three can win.
2166 01:30:04 Eight seconds left in the ball game.
2167 01:30:06 This is Uncle with it. Uncle, looking at it.
2168 01:30:10 Uncle over to Hobbit.
2169 01:30:21 (BUZZER SOUNDS)
2170 01:30:29 (ALL CHEERING)
2171 01:30:36 (ALL CHEERING)
2172 01:30:41 DAX: Yes, we won the Rucker,baby! We won the Rucker.
2173 01:30:44 PREACHER: That's whatI'm talkin' about, baby!
2174 01:30:46 DAX: We did this, man!We did that!
2175 01:30:48 PREACHER: You the man!
2176 01:30:50 Mookie! Hey, Mookie!
2177 01:30:56 Good game, man.
2178 01:30:57 Good game, bro.
2179 01:30:59 I see what you're doing now.Playing mind games with me.
2180 01:31:03 Okay. I'll see you next year,bruh. The cycle continues.
2181 01:31:07 (MOOKIE LAUGHS)
2182 01:31:09 DAX: Fellas,we did that, y'all.
2183 01:31:11 PREACHER: Pick him up!
2184 01:31:12 Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no.
2185 01:31:14 He's way too heavy, boy.
2186 01:31:15 BETTY LOU: His head too big.
2187 01:31:16 Head weigh abouta hundred pounds.
2188 01:31:20 I'll be back, y'all.
2189 01:31:24 Hey.
2190 01:31:25 Hey.
2191 01:31:32 Oh. (LAUGHS) This is nice.
2192 01:31:44 (LIGHTS LAUGHS)
2193 01:31:48 -I'll be back.-Okay.
2194 01:31:51 PREACHER: There ya go.That's what
2195 01:31:52 I'm talking about,young fella.
2196 01:31:54 (ALL CHEERING)
2197 01:31:57 The hero, Dax.
2198 01:32:00 Man, I'm damn proud of you.
2199 01:32:07 You took that last shot.
2200 01:32:10 You miss a hundred percentof the shots you don't take.
2201 01:32:14 Game ball goes to you.
2202 01:32:18 Your team. Your roster.
2203 01:32:26 Nah. My family.
2204 01:32:43 Big Fella, man, I'm reallyhappy that you're okay, man.
2205 01:32:47 (WHIRRING)
2206 01:32:52 And if anything...
2207 01:32:53 (WHIRS)
2208 01:32:56 -We were all really...-(WHIRRING)
2209 01:32:59 (LAUGHING)
2210 01:33:01 Okay, look, I paid the bill.
2211 01:33:04 Thanks.
2212 01:33:06 I had to pay the bill.You know why?
2213 01:33:08 That's what you do for family.
2214 01:33:09 Shh! You still talking?
2215 01:33:11 Hey, check it out,we're on SportsCenter.
2216 01:33:13 Everyone was clowning him, including us.
2217 01:33:15 Well, you're number one tonight
2218 01:33:17 in the right top ten for this right here.
2219 01:33:19 Dax Winslow, all three of these,
2220 01:33:22 and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50.
2221 01:33:25 I'm still baffled by a lot of this guy's story.
2222 01:33:28 I don't understand a lot,frankly, but I know this much.
2223 01:33:32 He went from a punchline to a hero,
2224 01:33:34 getting carried off on his teammates'
2225 01:33:36 shoulders in Rucker.
2226 01:33:38 Way to go, Dax.
2227 01:33:41 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
2228 01:33:46 DAX: (ON VOICEMAIL) Yo, yo, yo,
2229 01:33:47 here's the coach of the year. Dax is here, baby.
2230 01:33:48 I be the Rucker champ.
2231 01:33:50 Just leave a message, you know,
2232 01:33:51 -when I give you the chance.-(BEEPS)
2233 01:33:52 Hey, Dax, it's, uh, me, Jess.
2234 01:33:55 When you get a chance,give me a call back.
2235 01:33:57 -(BEEPS)-Hey, Dax, it's me again.
2236 01:33:59 -(BEEPS)-Your phone must be dead,
2237 01:34:00 'cause it wentright to voicemail.
2238 01:34:02 Do you rememberwhen I made that investment
2239 01:34:03 in them shoes?Do you remember that?
2240 01:34:05 You remember that?Do you remember that?
2241 01:34:07 Do you remember that?Do you remember that?
2242 01:34:09 I wanted to let you knowthat I went ahead
2243 01:34:11 and kicked Mook to the curb.
2244 01:34:14 Uh, I noticed the phone wentstraight to voicemail again.
2245 01:34:16 Do you remember that? Hey.Dax, do you remember that?
2246 01:34:21 I am affiliatedwith several gangsters.
2247 01:34:23 I will find out where you at.
2248 01:34:25 We gonna come overto your house.
2249 01:34:26 I let you stay in my houserent-free for all that time.
2250 01:34:30 (SOBBING) I hate you, Dax.
2251 01:34:32 But I love you so much.
2252 01:34:34 I don't know whyyou're doing me like this.
2253 01:34:37 You know what?(BLEEP) you, Dax!
2254 01:34:39 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
2255 01:34:42 Gotta make sure I get the behind the scene,
2256 01:34:43 behind the scene.
2257 01:34:46 -(ALL LAUGHING)-Yeah.
2258 01:34:49 I appreciate you guysfollowing me to makeup.
2259 01:34:50 But now, you gots to go.
2260 01:35:00 Wow!
2261 01:35:11 Kyrie's under here somewhere.
2262 01:35:16 Uh-huh. No.
2263 01:35:19 (DAX STAMMERS)
2264 01:35:20 Hey, girl.Lights just called me.
2265 01:35:23 Preacher, you put your Biblein the club and can't find it?
2266 01:35:29 Hold up. Wait a minute.Hold on.
2267 01:35:32 I can't play in that tourney
2268 01:35:34 and let that little white boyblock my shot again.
2269 01:35:35 Give me a pudding even thoughit's gonna give me diarrhea.
2270 01:35:37 Hey, I don't mean to grabyour face.
2271 01:35:39 -I'm sorry.-(BOTH LAUGHS)
2272 01:35:40 Hold up, hold up.Run it back, run it back.
2273 01:35:42 Don't you wanna gowith a coach
2274 01:35:45 who straight uplooks like Urkel
2275 01:35:46 got put in a trash compactor?
2276 01:35:48 -Isn't that what you want?-(BOTH LAUGH)
2277 01:35:51 Wait a minute. Run that back.Just run it back.
2278 01:35:54 Don't you wanna be coached
2279 01:35:55 by a dudewho looks like an M&M?
2280 01:35:56 (LAUGHING)
2281 01:35:58 Double or nothin' this time.
2282 01:35:59 Double or nothin',double or nothin'.
2283 01:36:01 -(BLOWS WHISTLE)-Hey, man, you don't
2284 01:36:03 blow no whistle in my gym.
2285 01:36:04 (BOTH BLOWING WHISTLES)
2286 01:36:08 (BLOWING LONG WHISTLE)
2287 01:36:10 Okay, that's... Okay... Stop!
2288 01:36:11 Or little hobbit herecould take his spot.
2289 01:36:14 Who you callin' a hobbit,Uncle Ben?
2290 01:36:16 Uncle Ben?
2291 01:36:17 DAX: You heard what I said.Get me some rice.
2292 01:36:19 -No, no, no...-(ALL LAUGHING)
2293 01:36:22 Youngblood, I can't take thisrappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
2294 01:36:25 You say "hippity-hoppity."
2295 01:36:26 That's somethingrabbits would make.
2296 01:36:27 If rabbits made music,
2297 01:36:28 it would be calledhippity-hoppity.
2298 01:36:30 You know how old this van is?Older than you.
2299 01:36:32 I assume it is, brother.
2300 01:36:34 Lots gone downin here. (CHUCKLES)
2301 01:36:36 Somethin' went down here,stained that seat.
2302 01:36:39 Feel good about that.
2303 01:36:41 Got a microwave in here,you got carpet everywhere.
2304 01:36:45 Ain't no tellin'what old women
2305 01:36:47 you'd have back there.
2306 01:36:48 Probably had your mommaback there.
2307 01:36:49 -DAX: You ever say...-Ooh!
2308 01:36:51 I'm an orphan,for your information.
2309 01:36:53 So I don't knowwho my momma is.
2310 01:36:54 (BOTH LAUGH)
2311 01:36:56 This is what we calla ditty now. Ooh.
2312 01:36:59 My lady... That dittyjust crazy. Mmm!
2313 01:37:04 I got it. This isthe real version.
2314 01:37:05 We not goin' be disrespectinga classic like that.
2315 01:37:08 That came outbefore you was...
2316 01:37:09 -You have to drive.-Oh, I forgot.
2317 01:37:15 Get out of here. Go!
2318 01:37:18 Courses. I've come a long waysince Kazaam.
2319 01:37:22 That is sick!
2320 01:37:23 (HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING)
2321 01:37:30 (SHOUTING)
2322 01:37:35 I found him in a grocery store
2323 01:37:37 putting canson the top shelves.
2324 01:37:38 That's all he's good for.
2325 01:37:41 (LAUGHING) I'm sorry.
2326 01:37:42 (YELLING)
2327 01:37:46 You are my Beyonce, okay?
2328 01:37:48 Not Dantay, not White Dantay,not Jeff,
2329 01:37:52 and not the dude who look likehe sang with New Addition.
2330 01:37:55 -(ALL LAUGHING)-I'm so sorry.
2331 01:37:56 I'm so sorry.
2332 01:37:57 (HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING)
2333 01:38:11 Rapid fire.I gotta go rapid fire.
2334 01:38:37 Here we go.Watch this right here.
2335 01:38:39 Ow! Ow!
2336 01:38:40 (ALL EXCLAIM)
2337 01:38:43 What is this, man?
2338 01:38:44 That look likea dead inch worm.
2339 01:38:49 Who you trying to be?Morgan Freeman?
2340 01:38:54 You playeda heck of a game today, sir.
2341 01:38:56 Appreciateyou saying that, Coach.
2342 01:38:58 You ever think aboutre-taking those SATs?
2343 01:39:00 You have four years leftof eligibility, right?
2344 01:39:03 I'm more of a Blue Devil manmyself, Coach.
2345 01:39:05 (LAUGHS)
2346 01:39:07 MAN: Come on, Dax!
2347 01:39:11 Oh, too late, Drew. Too late.
2348 01:39:13 Your old-ass legs broke upon you, Drew.
2349 01:39:15 (HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING)