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1 00:00:04 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLARINGIN DISTANCE)
2 00:00:08 (INDISTINCT CHATTERAND LAUGHTER)
3 00:00:12 (SIRENS WAILING)
4 00:00:16 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
5 00:00:25 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
6 00:00:40 (CHATTER CONTINUES)
7 00:00:53 (SIRENS WAILING)
8 00:01:03 (OPERATIC SINGING)
9 00:01:38 (SINGING CONTINUES)
10 00:02:04 (INDISTINCT ARGUMENT)
11 00:02:11 (TIRES SCREECHING)
12 00:02:14 (CHEERING)
13 00:02:27 - (GAVEL BANGS)- JUDGE: All right.
14 00:02:30 Now that you have completedyour two-month sentence
15 00:02:33 at Alameda County Jail,Santa Rita,
16 00:02:36 you will proceedto a halfway house facility
17 00:02:39 to begin your one-yearprobation period.
18 00:02:42 (ECHOING) You will havean 11:00 p.m. curfew,
19 00:02:44 maintain employment,carry out assigned chores.
20 00:02:49 Do not travel outsideof Alameda County,
21 00:02:52 and have zero altercationswith law enforcement
22 00:02:56 under any circumstances.
23 00:02:58 Any infraction, fighting,drug use, et cetera,
24 00:03:01 will result in immediatereturn to Santa Rita.
25 00:03:04 (DISTORTED) Mr. Hoskins. Mr. Hoskins.Mr. Hoskins. Mr. Hoskins.
26 00:03:07 (ECHOING STOPS)
27 00:03:08 Give me a verbal confirmationthat you've heard
28 00:03:11 and understood these parameters.
29 00:03:14 Yeah.
30 00:03:17 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
31 00:03:35 Hmm.
32 00:03:40 That does not taste the same.
33 00:03:42 - Like, that is not a fry!- They're wedges now.
34 00:03:46 - I'm into that. I know.- What the fuck is...
35 00:03:48 - Umami ketchup?- MILES: Umami.
36 00:03:50 - Umami?- Umami ketchup.
37 00:03:51 I fucks withthese wedges though.
38 00:03:53 DEZZ: Yeah, you would.
39 00:03:54 This ain't the oldKwik Way at all.
40 00:03:56 (CELL PHONES CHIMING)
41 00:03:59 Y'all get Nak's textabout a work party on Friday?
42 00:04:02 - Yup.- Y'all trying to go?
43 00:04:04 - BOTH: No.- Damn.
44 00:04:06 - Oh, what is this?- COLLIN: Whoa!
45 00:04:09 - Oh!- Oh!
46 00:04:11 You got a little yistol,bruh? Yes!
47 00:04:13 - Hey, hey, I would like to get out.- Yes! Look at this!
48 00:04:16 I've got the better onein the glove though.
49 00:04:18 - No, no, no.- Oh! Oh!
50 00:04:21 Somebody's gonna have tolet me out, 'cause this...
51 00:04:23 - It's no... I don't have a door back here.- Yes!
52 00:04:25 Nigga, I got three days left
53 00:04:27 on this probation, Miles,so let me on out of the car.
54 00:04:29 Come on, man, you gottalet me hold one of these.
55 00:04:30 DEZZ: I say that...
56 00:04:31 You can continuewith your gun deal.
57 00:04:32 Yeah, one by eachof Collin's feet.
58 00:04:33 - Hey, Collin, grab them right...- What? No! I...
59 00:04:35 DEZZ: Two right quick. Hey,man, get what he talking about.
60 00:04:37 Come on, quit being a bitch.Grab them right quick, man.
61 00:04:39 This is whatwe're doing now, then.
62 00:04:40 There one in that little visorthing right there.
63 00:04:41 - The visor?- DEZZ: Yeah.
64 00:04:42 Of course there's onein the visor.
65 00:04:44 Whoa! My goodness,gracious me.
66 00:04:47 - The one in my pocket.- Look at... Very nice.
67 00:04:50 Nigga, why are there six gunsin your car, Dezz?
68 00:04:52 - Oh, Collin, man, I like yours.- Right here, this is not mine.
69 00:04:55 Also, stop pointingthat shit at me.
70 00:04:57 - They're not loaded, bruh.- Those are fo sho loaded.
71 00:04:59 - Okay. See?- Oh. Okay.
72 00:05:01 Right, curfew.It's almost 11:00.
73 00:05:05 I ain't tryingto go back to jail.
74 00:05:07 - $200 for Collin's gun.- COLLIN: Please let me out of this fucking car!
75 00:05:09 Not Collin's gun.
76 00:05:10 Let the record showthis is not Collin's gun.
77 00:05:12 All right. Give me that.Oh, that is fantastic.
78 00:05:16 Oh, shit! Get the fuck out.I just got a Uber pick up.
79 00:05:20 You got a...
80 00:05:24 Motherfucker,is this an Uber?
81 00:05:25 Hell, yeah.
82 00:05:27 - Money everywhere I can get it, homie.- Oh, my goodness.
83 00:05:31 I respect that.
84 00:05:33 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
85 00:05:52 You're no Kwik Way.
86 00:05:55 (GRUNTS)
87 00:05:58 COLLIN: Oh.You got a vegan burger.
88 00:05:59 Why the fuck would theygive me a vegan burger?
89 00:06:01 TANNER: Sorry,did you specify meat?
90 00:06:05 If you want a beef patty,you have to specify meat.
91 00:06:11 - Why? Why the fuck...- It's okay. We don't have to...
92 00:06:13 - ...would I have to specify meat?- It's all right. It's really okay.
93 00:06:16 Not everything's a fight.
94 00:06:17 Take your motherfucking assover there and take the...
95 00:06:19 You're not impressing anybody.
96 00:06:20 All right.
97 00:06:21 - Tanner, you have a good night.- MILES: What?
98 00:06:34 Hey, why the fuckyou get that gun, though?
99 00:06:40 It's 2:00 a.m., right?
100 00:06:42 Somebody triesto break into the house.
101 00:06:44 My son's there.My girl's there.
102 00:06:48 What I'ma fight them off with,a potato wedge?
103 00:06:53 (CHUCKLES)
104 00:06:56 (RAPPING) ♪ Grand openingof the new Kwik Way
105 00:06:58 Hey.
106 00:06:59 ♪ Wish I knewa quicker way
107 00:07:03 ♪ Whips is sweet, getting toothdecay All these candy cars
108 00:07:07 ♪ Look like they ownedby fancy stars
109 00:07:13 ♪ Just some motherfuckasPullin' up on the boulevard ♪
110 00:07:15 - Hey.- Y'all look cute.
111 00:07:19 - That's adorable.- Y'all a real sweet little couple.
112 00:07:22 You like...If you like white boys,
113 00:07:23 he's not available.You don't want him.
114 00:07:25 - If you don't want him, my bruh right here fo sho need a female.- (LAUGHS)
115 00:07:28 I hope there's trouble.
116 00:07:29 ♪ Oakland city, pity
117 00:07:31 ♪ New to the view,might get a bit dizzy
118 00:07:33 Okay.
119 00:07:34 ♪ Gillespie
120 00:07:36 ♪ Paid on a bladelike Gretzky
121 00:07:39 - Hey.- ♪ Paid off a blade like Wesley
122 00:07:41 - Hey!- (CHUCKLES)
123 00:07:43 ♪ Three more daystill he free, though
124 00:07:45 - (WHOOPS) -♪ Three moredays till I'm free, though
125 00:07:47 ♪ Then I'm moving upHope I move enough
126 00:07:50 Hey.
127 00:07:52 ♪ Money in my pocket We getpaid just for movin' stuff
128 00:07:57 Like that.Yeah, I like that.
129 00:07:58 BOTH:♪ Money in my pocket
130 00:07:59 ♪ We get paidjust for movin' stuff ♪
131 00:08:01 Nah.
132 00:08:03 In this fucking moving truck.(CHUCKLES)
133 00:08:06 Shit.
134 00:08:19 (INDISTINCT CHATTERAND LAUGHTER)
135 00:08:31 COLLIN: Hey, man,do me a favor.
136 00:08:32 When you got that gun on you,just don't tell me about it.
137 00:08:36 Plausible deniability.
138 00:08:37 What gun are youtalking about, Collin?
139 00:08:40 - Oh! Oh, do you mean this gun?- Stop waving that shit around!
140 00:08:44 This gun right here?
141 00:08:46 - This one right here, bruh?- Get the fuck out. Get out.
142 00:08:49 - I gotta go.- (LAUGHING)
143 00:08:50 - Curfew, nigga. Shit.- Good night, Collin.
144 00:08:53 - I love you, man. (LAUGHS)- Yeah. Dick.
145 00:09:15 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLARINGIN DISTANCE)
146 00:09:28 (CLEARS THROAT)
147 00:09:30 (HUMMING SOFTLY)
148 00:09:35 ♪ Come on, come on,come on, come on
149 00:09:41 ♪ You fucking light, come on ♪
150 00:09:52 Fuck.
151 00:10:04 (CLEARS THROAT)
152 00:10:06 Yo! Yo, bruh!
153 00:10:10 OFFICER: Stop!
154 00:10:13 What the fuck?
155 00:10:18 - Stop!- RANDALL: Don't shoot!
156 00:10:20 - Don't shoot! Don't!- (COLLIN GASPS)
157 00:10:25 (BREATHING HEAVILY)
158 00:10:28 (CAR ALARM BLARING)
159 00:10:40 (SIRENS WAILING)
160 00:10:45 Hey! Let's go.
161 00:10:49 Hey, wake up!Let's go! Move! Move!
162 00:10:57 (SIRENS CONTINUE)
163 00:11:07 Fuck! (BREATHING HEAVILY)
164 00:11:20 (KEYS CLATTER)
165 00:11:21 (BREATHING HEAVILY)
166 00:11:26 (BANGING ON DOOR)
167 00:11:28 JAMES: 11:00 p.m. isa required curfew, Mr. Hoskins.
168 00:11:32 It's 11:09 and you havebathroom duty this week.
169 00:11:36 Is that understood?
170 00:11:40 Verbal confirmation, please.
171 00:11:42 (CAR ALARM BLARING)
172 00:11:45 Mr. Hoskins.
173 00:11:49 - (ALARM BEEPING)- (GASPS)
174 00:11:51 (SIGHS)
175 00:11:53 (BEEPING STOPS)
176 00:11:56 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
177 00:12:13 (GUNSHOT ECHOING)
178 00:12:26 (SEAN YELLING)
179 00:12:27 ASHLEY: All right, enough Tarzan.Let's get ready for school.
180 00:12:30 - Before Mama gets ya!- (GRUNTS) Did my part.
181 00:12:34 ASHLEY: Boy, here. Sit up. Sit up.Please. Please, sit up.
182 00:12:37 Let's get theseshoes together.
183 00:12:39 I, uh, saw the cops killa nigga last night.
184 00:12:43 Ooh.
185 00:12:46 What you mean you saw it?
186 00:12:47 Dude runs up past the truck andthen the cops came up, shot him.
187 00:12:51 - Is he dead?- Oh, yeah, he dead.
188 00:12:53 They shot him like four times.
189 00:12:54 MILES: I mean, that don'tnecessarily mean he dead.
190 00:12:55 Not like they shot him 14 times likethat motherfucker out in Milwaukee.
191 00:12:58 - Miles, not helpful!- What was that dude's name?
192 00:13:00 What was his namethough? I'm trying to...
193 00:13:01 - It was like...- Are you okay?
194 00:13:04 Yeah, I'm good.
195 00:13:06 MILES: Yeah.
196 00:13:07 Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay, all right.It wasn't about you for two seconds.
197 00:13:11 You ain't gotta KO me, man.
198 00:13:12 All right, look, we gonna do thisright, if we gonna do it. All right.
199 00:13:15 (GRUNTS) All right, we about toshow Collin them hands, okay?
200 00:13:18 Put them up like this. You got hands, boy.All right. You ready?
201 00:13:20 Now, we gonna say this upto the sky together, okay?
202 00:13:22 - I'm a tough guy!- I'm a tough guy!
203 00:13:24 No, louder, man.
204 00:13:25 - I'm a tough guy!- I'm a tough guy!
205 00:13:28 - I'm the toughest motherfucker to ever...- Miles!
206 00:13:30 You're right.He can't say that. (GRUNTS)
207 00:13:34 Mean face. Mean face.Mean face. Attack him.
208 00:13:36 (SEAN YELLING)
209 00:13:38 - Get him! That's right!- Just get on his head like this.
210 00:13:41 My little flash,you're so fast.
211 00:13:42 ASHLEY: Go! Come on, come on, come on!Give him the right. Right.
212 00:13:44 Whop on his head. Just like that.(SIGHS)
213 00:13:46 All right, well,little Thug Life right here
214 00:13:47 is about to be lateto school again.
215 00:13:49 Only 'cause you're notsending him to the preschool
216 00:13:51 down the street like I told youto, he'd have been there already.
217 00:13:53 Yeah, well, where he needs to go isCentro Vida preschool in Berkeley.
218 00:13:57 Centro Vida preschool is $200 more afucking week. Are you kidding me?
219 00:14:00 Well, that's becauseit's the only
220 00:14:01 bilingual preschoolthat I can get to on the train.
221 00:14:03 Why he needto be bilingual?
222 00:14:04 - He already biracial.- Oh, my God, come on.
223 00:14:06 - SEAN: That's how you do it!- (GROANS)
224 00:14:08 Just use all that mouthpiece
225 00:14:10 to get us some fancypreschool money. Okay?
226 00:14:13 - Fine.- That's it.
227 00:14:15 - It's all right. We're fine.- (SEAN YELLS)
228 00:14:16 - Ow!- But I gotta talk to you about something serious.
229 00:14:19 - What?- Why my hands are so cold this morning.
230 00:14:23 I can't go to workwith these cold hands.
231 00:14:24 I'ma need to warm them up on thatass of yours just for a second.
232 00:14:27 Oh, my God.But your hands are so cold!
233 00:14:29 MILES: Just for a second.
234 00:14:31 - ASHLEY: You are ridiculous.- MILES: Right there.
235 00:14:32 - (SIGHS)- I know. I know. I know.
236 00:14:34 (SIGHS)
237 00:14:35 - You feel better?- It's so nice.
238 00:14:37 - What am I supposed to do? It's just...- I bet. I bet it is so nice.
239 00:14:39 - It's a privilege.- 'Cause it's nice.
240 00:14:40 I gotta go. I love you.
241 00:14:44 Love you too.
242 00:14:45 Whoo!
243 00:14:47 S, you cheated.
244 00:14:48 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
245 00:14:51 (WOMAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
246 00:14:55 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
247 00:14:57 - Hey, hey, hey.- What's up, Collin?
248 00:14:58 What's up, Miles?
249 00:15:02 NEWSCASTER: After a pursuitin West Oakland last night,
250 00:15:05 a dramatic standoff with policeleft one suspect dead.
251 00:15:08 This the shit you saw?
252 00:15:09 He was evading arrest by fleeing downAdeline Street towards West Grand...
253 00:15:13 - You see this cop?- Yeah, I saw him.
254 00:15:15 ...police officers firedfour shots, killing the man.
255 00:15:17 Why the fuck is he wearinghis hat all low?
256 00:15:19 Why would you takea picture like that?
257 00:15:20 - This cop see you?- COLLIN: Yeah.
258 00:15:22 Hey, bro, let me getthat square.
259 00:15:24 What, then you just left?
260 00:15:25 I mean, it was after 11:00.What I'm supposed to do?
261 00:15:27 - James always be talking that shit.- But you're a witness.
262 00:15:29 You're not gonna leave likea statement or some shit?
263 00:15:31 Oh, yeah. "Hello, police?
264 00:15:32 "I'd like to reporta murder you did.
265 00:15:33 "I was out after curfew.Yeah, I'm a convicted felon."
266 00:15:36 - All right.- "Back to jail?
267 00:15:37 "Yeah, tomorrowworks for me. What time?
268 00:15:40 "Fo sho. Mmm-hmm.
269 00:15:41 "Yup. Okay."
270 00:15:43 (SIGHS)
271 00:15:46 Bro, what the fuck is this greenjuice shit doing up in here?
272 00:15:49 It's good for you.
273 00:15:51 - How much?- $10.
274 00:15:52 - What?- What?
275 00:15:53 What is this,the blood of fucking Jesus?
276 00:15:55 The fuck is in itthat it cost $10?
277 00:15:57 - Let me get one.- I'm sorry, what?
278 00:16:01 (MUMBLING)
279 00:16:11 (DOOR OPENS)
280 00:16:13 VAL: All right, we are all set. Thankyou so much for choosing Commander.
281 00:16:15 Namaste, Val.
282 00:16:18 Your aura is lookingvery transcendent this morning.
283 00:16:20 Did you finally purge yourself ofyour superiority complex or...
284 00:16:24 No, you're still...Still working on it? Okay.
285 00:16:31 - Oh, is that a green juice?- Is it? Oh. Oh, yeah.
286 00:16:34 I guess it is. You know, it's justpart of my regimen these days.
287 00:16:37 A little green juice, a little,what's that class you be taking?
288 00:16:39 - SoulCycle.- SoulCycle.
289 00:16:41 Yeah, a little...My soul is so...
290 00:16:44 Shit.
291 00:16:45 - (CHUCKLES)- Ah... It's healthy.
292 00:16:48 I am just glad you'retaking care of yourself.
293 00:16:50 Most definitely.
294 00:16:53 Um...
295 00:16:56 Collin was involvedin a shootout
296 00:16:57 - last night with the police.- What?
297 00:16:59 I wasn't... That's not true.That's not what happened.
298 00:17:01 - He's not...- Who were you out...
299 00:17:02 - No, Miles... Miles!- Very exciting. People died.
300 00:17:04 - Who were you out with?- He's just fucking with you, babe.
301 00:17:05 - Uh, sorry, Val. Front desk girl.- (PHONE RINGING)
302 00:17:08 - Person. Front desk, front desk person.- Get going.
303 00:17:10 - I'm going now.- Thank you for calling Commander,
304 00:17:12 where we strive for excellencein relocations...
305 00:17:23 - Fuck Val! Fuck Val.- (ALL GROANING)
306 00:17:26 She disloyal, she uppity,
307 00:17:28 and she permanentlyin downward bitch pose.
308 00:17:30 That ain't my fault.
309 00:17:32 Motherfucker, you're bugging.That's his ex-girl.
310 00:17:34 Yorkie, stop saying bugging.You live on the West Coast now.
311 00:17:36 You're a Californian.Get with the fucking program.
312 00:17:38 - Hey, Miles. You bugging.- (ALL LAUGHING)
313 00:17:41 Shut the fuck up,Tel! Shut the fuck up!
314 00:17:44 Hey, she gotthis nigga a job,
315 00:17:46 and she lets you guysboth drive the truck home.
316 00:17:48 - Come on, get out this boy's head.- Thank you, Tel.
317 00:17:50 She gotta let us drive thetruck to and from work.
318 00:17:52 That's how we getto and from work, man.
319 00:17:54 She's... I'm not saying she's not smart.She plenty smart.
320 00:17:57 I'm just saying it's a shameshe only uses that intelligence
321 00:17:59 toward beinga higher caliber of bitch.
322 00:18:01 - That's all I'm saying.- You got to simmer.
323 00:18:02 Simmer, man.
324 00:18:03 Hey, he only defending her 'causehe like that vegan Kwik Way pussy
325 00:18:07 that he giving her.That's the whole shit.
326 00:18:08 - ALL: Oh!- (LAUGHS) That's too far. That's too far.
327 00:18:12 You don't get to eat no pussy 'causethat rusty-ass grill in your mouth.
328 00:18:14 - ALL: Oh!- (LAUGHING)
329 00:18:18 (ENGINE STARTS)
330 00:18:20 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
331 00:18:40 COLLIN: Oh, shit, tall-assbike, big-ass beard.
332 00:18:43 MILES: Oh, gentrification on a wholeother level. Who are these people?
333 00:19:02 (BUZZING)
334 00:19:06 PATRICK: Okay, there's Leon.
335 00:19:08 Cynthia. Marvin.
336 00:19:11 Where's Vivian? Such anevasive little firecracker.
337 00:19:15 Oh, no, no,no, no, no, no, no.
338 00:19:17 Don't have Santiago and Dantefacing each other.
339 00:19:19 They... They do notget along. Please.
340 00:19:24 My work looks to make peoplefall in love.
341 00:19:28 So I love trees?
342 00:19:30 That's from my last exhibit.
343 00:19:32 I superimposedphotographs of oak trees
344 00:19:35 over neighborhoodswhere they used to grow,
345 00:19:37 to remind peoplethat they used to be everywhere.
346 00:19:40 Now they're juston the damn street signs.
347 00:19:43 Oh, boys,they're chopping us down.
348 00:19:46 These people were all forced outfor the new Oakland.
349 00:19:51 Which is why faces.
350 00:19:54 Eyes. To stare is to see.
351 00:19:59 Come on. Come here for a minute.
352 00:20:03 Just stare at each otherfor a moment.
353 00:20:05 Oh, no, man,we're close enough.
354 00:20:09 We got kinda like a Calvinand Hobbes thing going on.
355 00:20:11 This isn't sexual.
356 00:20:13 See, but now it is,'cause how you said that.
357 00:20:16 This is about finding the soul.(SHUSHING)
358 00:20:19 - I know. Okay. All right.- All right. Okay. All right. Okay.
359 00:20:22 - PATRICK: Look.- Fuck, your eyes match your jumpsuit.
360 00:20:23 - Don't talk about the emeralds.- Look deep.
361 00:20:26 Connect.
362 00:20:28 Understand.
363 00:20:49 Fucking,don't fucking do it!
364 00:20:52 (LAUGHING)
365 00:20:53 Oh, look, Patrick,you a swell motherfucker, man,
366 00:20:56 and I dig everything about you,except that shit right there.
367 00:20:59 I'm sorry. (LAUGHS)
368 00:21:06 Yes, I got it already.
369 00:21:08 Hey, man, you gonnahave to move your car, bruh.
370 00:21:10 We got to get out.
371 00:21:11 Bruh, you gotta move,boy! Let's go!
372 00:21:15 Look at this fucking transplant.What's he doing?
373 00:21:19 (CELL PHONE RINGS)
374 00:21:21 - Hey, Mom.- Move your shit, bruh!
375 00:21:25 Oh, you're not gonna listen?You don't hear me?
376 00:21:29 COLLIN: Yeah,that is Miles. Yeah.
377 00:21:30 MILES:He's just ignoring me.
378 00:21:32 - COLLIN: He said hi.- Move, bruh!
379 00:21:34 Yo, I think we couldbe there in like...
380 00:21:35 - Fifteen minutes.- MILES: Are you kidding me right now?
381 00:21:36 (HORN BLARING)
382 00:21:47 Hey! Hey! Do you hearthe fucking ringing sound?
383 00:21:52 - Move your shit! Son of a...- Mom, I gotta go.
384 00:21:55 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
385 00:22:14 (MEN SCREAMING IN VIDEO GAME)
386 00:22:25 Who is this little homie?
387 00:22:27 COLLIN: Me thinkhe my stepbrother.
388 00:22:29 Why is he drinkingout of your dinosaur mug
389 00:22:31 you made in fifth grade?
390 00:22:33 Mugasaurus.
391 00:22:34 (SLURPING)
392 00:22:35 MILES: You just gonna let himdrink out your mug like that?
393 00:22:38 You just gonna let himdo that, Collin?
394 00:22:40 Mom! Mom!
395 00:22:42 NANCY: I'm in the bathroom, sir!
396 00:22:45 What? My... You... That's my...This is my room!
397 00:22:48 - You gave him my room?- NANCY: I know.
398 00:22:50 Mom! He is living in my room?
399 00:22:51 NANCY: This is why I told you to comeover so we could talk about what your,
400 00:22:54 - you know, long-term plan is.- Ma! I am moving home in two days!
401 00:23:00 NANCY: You really couldn'tfind an apartment?
402 00:23:02 The whole damn citygot a "For Rent" sign on it.
403 00:23:05 "Have you ever beenconvicted of a felony?
404 00:23:07 "If so, what is the natureof your crime?"
405 00:23:09 - Well, whose fault is that?- Damn.
406 00:23:12 Well, I just assumed you'd onlybe here for a little bit.
407 00:23:15 - And eventually you and Val...- Mom. Mom.
408 00:23:18 She came bya couple of days ago.
409 00:23:20 We are not together right now.
410 00:23:22 - Okay. Okay.- Okay. Okay.
411 00:23:24 Well, Jimmy and all my drumsare in guest room A now.
412 00:23:27 - Yeah, I saw that.- NANCY: Clear the rest of Shanai's stuff
413 00:23:29 off her old bed and you canhave that room for a bit.
414 00:23:32 But that is not your room.That is my guest room B.
415 00:23:36 Where is your sister anyway?
416 00:23:38 Shanai's in Bali
417 00:23:39 teaching non-Eurocentricbeauty techniques.
418 00:23:42 Right on, right on.
419 00:23:43 Hmm. Took out a second mortgage onthis house to send her to school.
420 00:23:48 I'm going to be paying it offfor the rest of my life.
421 00:23:51 Well, why don't you justsell the house then?
422 00:23:53 - She is not going to sell our house.- I am not selling my house.
423 00:23:57 I'll be damned if I move outof this neighborhood
424 00:23:59 now that they gotgood food and shit.
425 00:24:02 Oh.
426 00:24:05 - Give this to his better half.- Yeah.
427 00:24:08 - Tell her it's from me, please.- Okay.
428 00:24:09 - What is that?- Get your hand out of my pocket.
429 00:24:10 Something for Ashley and my godson.And you'll just lose it.
430 00:24:14 You're not wrong.
431 00:24:15 - Hey, baby.- Hey.
432 00:24:19 Hey, hey, hey, look atthis good-looking man!
433 00:24:23 - Hey, what's happening, Marty?- Oh!
434 00:24:26 - How you doing, bro?- I'm good, man.
435 00:24:28 - Staying out of trouble?- Yeah, man, I'm good.
436 00:24:30 - Hey, what's up, Marty?- Hey, what's up?
437 00:24:31 - Nancy, uh, can I have this?- NANCY: What?
438 00:24:34 Whatcha gonna do with those?
439 00:24:36 (HAIR DRYER WHIRRING)
440 00:24:39 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
441 00:24:40 Flat irons! Top ofthe line, metallic,
442 00:24:44 heat-absorbent, alloy metal.
443 00:24:49 Uh-uh.
444 00:24:50 Who the fuck said you couldtalk in Mama Liz's shop?
445 00:24:54 WOMEN: Mmm-hmm.
446 00:24:55 Oh, shit.
447 00:24:56 This is finnabit a showyou want to watch.
448 00:24:58 We've got ceramic and titanium,some for home, some for travel.
449 00:25:02 Wide plates for long weaves,
450 00:25:03 short plates for thinkingabout going all natural.
451 00:25:06 Boy, please.Those look old.
452 00:25:08 These are from the cosmetologyschool after just one class.
453 00:25:11 Out the box,but not quite out of gas.
454 00:25:13 They use the best to teachthe worst to become the best,
455 00:25:15 and the best is right hereand that's what you deserve,
456 00:25:16 so forget the rest.I mean, come on, people!
457 00:25:19 WOMAN:I don't know about that.
458 00:25:20 Well, you haven't eventold me how much yet.
459 00:25:23 And Mama Lizdoes not enjoy suspense.
460 00:25:26 - I don't even like suspense movies.- I don't either.
461 00:25:28 - Fuck Alfred Hitchcock!- WOMAN: Right on.
462 00:25:31 - Fuck him.- And M. Shyamalan Night...
463 00:25:32 That motherfuckercould kiss my ass too.
464 00:25:35 - Makes me nervous.- WOMAN: There's always a twist.
465 00:25:37 Let me ask you something.
466 00:25:38 How much is that oneyou're holding right now?
467 00:25:40 - $140.- $140? I would never!
468 00:25:44 These have gotta be at leasta third of the price of that,
469 00:25:47 and, hand to God,I bet they work better.
470 00:25:49 Okay.
471 00:25:50 Who the fuck is this white boyy'all let in my shop?
472 00:25:53 - Tina!- What?
473 00:25:54 I'm just a West Oaklandhomegrown Bay boy
474 00:25:56 about his town business.
475 00:25:57 Matter of fact, 100% of theproceeds today are actually going
476 00:26:01 towards bilingual educationfor the youth of Oakland.
477 00:26:04 And it's gonna help mentransitioning out of incarceration
478 00:26:07 towards finding a better lifeand having a second chance.
479 00:26:10 Because thatis what our community
480 00:26:13 so desperately needs.
481 00:26:15 - (WOMEN AGREEING) -I feel it, you feelit, we all feel it, we all know it.
482 00:26:18 Come on.
483 00:26:19 WOMAN 2: They all deservea second chance.
484 00:26:22 - Here we go.- WOMAN 3: It's on now.
485 00:26:25 WOMEN: Ooh...
486 00:26:40 How we know these work?
487 00:26:52 I think it look good.
488 00:26:55 You know,it is so uncomfortable
489 00:26:57 to have to fit this shiton my belt, man.
490 00:26:59 Oh, right. Plausible deniability ruined.Thank you.
491 00:27:02 - Shut up.- Thank you very much.
492 00:27:03 That reminds me, man.
493 00:27:06 Made $600.$300 is very much yours.
494 00:27:09 No, bruh, you keep that for LaRaza preschool or whatever.
495 00:27:12 How do you mean? You knowhow family work, man.
496 00:27:14 I got some, you got some.Whatcha talking about?
497 00:27:15 (CELL PHONES CHIME)
498 00:27:20 You just get this textabout Nak's co-worker's party?
499 00:27:22 Yeah, you trying to go?
500 00:27:24 - Nope.- Nope.
501 00:27:25 ASHLEY: Yo, Miles!
502 00:27:27 Miles, can you pleasecome upstairs?
503 00:27:30 Well, hello, Collin's perm!
504 00:27:34 - That looks fucking terrible.- Thank you.
505 00:27:37 I mean, if you gonna perm,why don't you go
506 00:27:39 wherever your mom or Val went?
507 00:27:40 - I wasn't... Come on.- Nancy's hair looks great.
508 00:27:42 The hell you doingtalking to Val for?
509 00:27:44 Calmate! I didn't breakthe picket line, nigga.
510 00:27:46 I just follow heron social medias.
511 00:27:47 You could all be friendswith Val still.
512 00:27:49 She's likea really good person.
513 00:27:51 No, the fuck we can't!
514 00:27:52 - Fuck Val!- Okay. Wow.
515 00:27:53 And, baby, unfollow Valon the medias!
516 00:27:56 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
517 00:28:00 Hi.
518 00:28:02 Um, I had to takemy hair out today for...
519 00:28:06 For this something and...
520 00:28:11 Now I need to get it braidedback again before tomorrow.
521 00:28:13 Okay.
522 00:28:15 And you're the only one who canget it done before 11:00.
523 00:28:19 Why's it haveto get done by...
524 00:28:22 Right. Why'd you takeyour hair out?
525 00:28:26 It was profitable to do so.
526 00:28:30 Look, I'm really not tryingto make this a us thing.
527 00:28:32 I just really have to getmy hair braided.
528 00:28:35 Fine. Let's do itat your mom's house, okay?
529 00:28:38 I have to returna bowl anyway.
530 00:28:40 And this is my study time, so youneed to help me memorize stuff.
531 00:28:43 It has to actuallybe study time.
532 00:28:46 COLLIN: "The tendency to judgethe strength of arguments
533 00:28:48 "based on the plausibilityof their conclusions,
534 00:28:50 "rather than how strong it is."
535 00:28:52 Belief bias effect.
536 00:28:53 - Yes. Okay.- Next.
537 00:28:55 "The tendency to attributeone's own actions
538 00:28:57 "to external causes while attributingother people's behaviors
539 00:29:00 - "to internal causes."- Blame gaming. Blame gaming.
540 00:29:02 You blame the game.It's actor observer bias.
541 00:29:04 - Yes.- Yes!
542 00:29:05 What are you sayingbefore the answer?
543 00:29:07 Oh, you're gonna love this.This is absolutely your fault.
544 00:29:10 - I love that.- (CHUCKLES)
545 00:29:12 I made up, like, slang wordsto help me remember things.
546 00:29:15 Oh, shit. Look at you out here innovating.See, she is still town. I knew it.
547 00:29:20 I'm still town.Who said I'm not town?
548 00:29:22 Nah, I mean, people just be sayingthings on the street, girl...
549 00:29:24 But it's cool. (CHUCKLES)
550 00:29:26 What, uh, what is this vase one?
551 00:29:29 - Oh, you see a vase?- Why you say it like that?
552 00:29:33 (GASPS) Ooh!It's two faces though!
553 00:29:35 "Rubin's vase. The image isfundamentally ambiguous.
554 00:29:39 "People perceivea vase or faces,
555 00:29:41 "but not both at the same time."
556 00:29:43 All right, so apparentlyyou like vases.
557 00:29:45 - Oh, I got you. Facevasin.- (LAUGHS)
558 00:29:49 - Facevasin'. No, try it out.- No. You...
559 00:29:51 Facevasin'.
560 00:29:52 You can't justkeep saying it...
561 00:29:53 - Facevasin'.- ...and think it's gonna...
562 00:29:54 It's gotta be like real slangso it'll stick in my head.
563 00:29:56 I'm sprinkling it though.Facevasin'.
564 00:29:59 - (LAUGHING)- (CHUCKLES)
565 00:30:01 - Hey.- What?
566 00:30:03 You know I'm a free birdtomorrow, right?
567 00:30:07 - Yes, I do know.- Mmm-hmm.
568 00:30:11 - I'm happy for you.- Me too.
569 00:30:20 You gonna hang out of car windowsand curse at people then too?
570 00:30:26 - Why would I do that?- I don't know. You tell me.
571 00:30:28 I got a complaint todaythat one of our trucks
572 00:30:29 was just honking and yelling at people.A black guy with dreads was
573 00:30:34 - just screaming at everyone.- Nah, nah, nah, that's...
574 00:30:35 - You don't have all the information.- Okay.
575 00:30:37 So what happened, Miles washonking the horn because...
576 00:30:40 - Miles.- There was a dude
577 00:30:41 - that wouldn't get...- Wait, Miles was honking?
578 00:30:42 He was the one who washonking the horn.
579 00:30:44 - We set it up so you would be the driver.- I was driving the truck. I know.
580 00:30:46 - No, I was... Nah.- We talked about this.
581 00:30:48 I was driving.
582 00:30:49 Keep your head straight.I was driving,
583 00:30:50 but if he reach across me
584 00:30:51 and honk the horn,then what I'm supposed to do?
585 00:30:52 Collin, just take someresponsibility for the things
586 00:30:55 that are happening around you.
587 00:30:57 I'm not denying it.I'm just saying
588 00:30:58 that maybe this time it wasn'tthe black guy with dreads
589 00:31:02 that did it.
590 00:31:08 (SIGHS)
591 00:31:10 (SIGHS)
592 00:31:11 I know you're trying.
593 00:31:14 At least you don't wearthat fucking grill anymore.
594 00:31:17 Now if you could just
595 00:31:21 get rid of all this hair.
596 00:31:27 - You'd almost look...- Like less blamable?
597 00:31:33 "Not the hair, bruh.It's my identity, bruh."
598 00:31:38 It is.
599 00:31:39 Yeah, well, your identityis (SIGHS) done.
600 00:31:44 And I gotta go.
601 00:31:56 I got it. Thanks.
602 00:32:01 - Can we... Is that?- Yeah.
603 00:32:03 - Thanks.- Okay.
604 00:32:18 (SIGHS)
605 00:32:26 Okay, this is why I didn'twant to come to your place.
606 00:32:30 NANCY: Collin!It's 10:45, babe.
607 00:32:33 - Thank you, Nancy!- NANCY: Sorry to interrupt.
608 00:32:37 Um...
609 00:32:43 - Thank you.- Mmm-hmm.
610 00:32:45 VAL: Bye.
611 00:32:50 (DOOR OPENS)
612 00:33:27 (LAUGHTER)
613 00:33:28 WOMAN: Really? Oh, wow.
614 00:33:30 MAN: That's great, yeah.
615 00:33:35 NEWSCASTER:More details tonight
616 00:33:36 on last night's policeshooting in West Oakland.
617 00:33:39 The man killed by police has beenidentified as Randall Marshall.
618 00:33:44 A foot chase took place down
619 00:33:46 - Adeline Street in West Oakland.- MILES: Oh, here we go.
620 00:33:48 They gonna... Watch, they gonna usehis professional police photo.
621 00:33:51 And they gonna use...
622 00:33:52 Oh, come on!Use bruh's work photo!
623 00:33:54 Got himin the orange jumper!
624 00:33:55 They couldn't find one pictureof bruh in his own shit?
625 00:33:58 - Calm down! Chill out!- That's so disrespectful.
626 00:34:01 - Man, you can't find another...- He's just asleep.
627 00:34:03 - They can't find...- We just got him to sleep.
628 00:34:04 The recent felon was carryingan unlicensed concealed weapon.
629 00:34:08 Felon, convicted felon.
630 00:34:11 Wrong cocktail, my G.
631 00:34:14 You gets no protest.
632 00:34:16 Marshall was running towardsWest Grand Avenue
633 00:34:18 away from Officer Molina,
634 00:34:20 who fired four shots,killing him.
635 00:34:23 Marshall lived on 32nd Streetwith his girlfriend
636 00:34:26 and three-year-old daughter.
637 00:34:51 - You're late, Mr. Hoskins.- (YELPS)
638 00:34:55 You just stand there all day?
639 00:34:57 Isn't this somethingwe could automate?
640 00:34:58 You want a robot telling youto mop the bathroom?
641 00:35:00 How about a robotthat just mops the bathroom?
642 00:35:04 - Then I can go get some sleep.- Solutions oriented.
643 00:35:06 - See, I like that.- Even better.
644 00:35:07 How about motherfuckers just don'tget arrested for dumb shit?
645 00:35:09 I see where we're going here, butif we could just get to it...
646 00:35:12 Then I don't have to enforceseemingly arbitrary tasks
647 00:35:15 to establish your ability to followrules as a representation of law.
648 00:35:19 Arbitrary. That's theword right there.
649 00:35:22 Don't make me write you upfor your last week.
650 00:35:25 The judge will extendyour time here a year.
651 00:35:28 And then your little mapbox sentence starts over.
652 00:35:30 Convicted ondirty bathroom charges?
653 00:35:35 You are now a convicted felon,
654 00:35:38 Mr. Hoskins.
655 00:35:41 You are now thatuntil proven otherwise.
656 00:35:45 Prove otherwise at all times.
657 00:35:49 Got it.
658 00:35:57 (LOCK CLICKING)
659 00:36:03 (CAR ALARM BLARING)
660 00:36:17 (GASPING)
661 00:36:20 (DISTANT SCREAM)
662 00:36:26 (RAPPING)♪ Collin is a bad motherfucker
663 00:36:30 ♪ Cadillac dippin', pimpin'
664 00:36:33 ♪ Plenty women, lean sippin'
665 00:36:35 ♪ Smokin', heavy onthe marijuana toking
666 00:36:39 - ♪ Posted- (GASPS)
667 00:36:40 ♪ Pushing the hard line outin Oakland
668 00:36:42 ♪ City of dopeThe boy is dope
669 00:36:43 ♪ That's why the whole cityknow him
670 00:36:45 ♪ Oh, he just tooka little break
671 00:36:47 ♪ Thought he changed his ways,but he played you, Jake
672 00:36:49 ♪ Pride of Oakland,usually calm and collected
673 00:36:52 ♪ But that ain'tthe motherfucka
674 00:36:53 ♪ To be no punkwhen disrespected
675 00:36:55 (GRUNTS)
676 00:36:59 ♪ This is the life we living
677 00:37:00 ♪ And it beensince the beginning
678 00:37:01 ♪ And you knowwe stuck in that soil
679 00:37:04 ♪ Loyal, and we don'tdo revisions
680 00:37:05 ♪ And we don't get passesfor pussyfootin'
681 00:37:07 ♪ Don't be who you isn't!Isn't! Isn't! Isn't!
682 00:37:10 ♪ Let's get it settledThere's a lot of metal
683 00:37:12 ♪ Get your picture takenWith your witness statement
684 00:37:14 ♪ That's the destination
685 00:37:15 ♪ You done time nowYou got stripes now
686 00:37:17 ♪ That ain't decoration
687 00:37:18 ♪ This is lights outThis is your life now
688 00:37:19 ♪ This is your life nowtill it's lights out
689 00:37:21 ♪ Till it's lights outTill it's lights out ♪
690 00:37:23 (ECHOING)
691 00:37:26 - (GAVEL BANGING)- Stop! Stop! Don't! Stop!
692 00:37:29 Stop! Stop! Stop!
693 00:37:32 Stop! Stop! No! Jeez! Stop!
694 00:37:36 (GASPING)
695 00:37:38 (ALARM BEEPING)
696 00:37:41 (BEEPING STOPS)
697 00:37:51 (PANTING)
698 00:37:52 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYINGON EARPHONES)
699 00:37:59 (PANTING)
700 00:38:05 (GAVEL BANGS)
701 00:38:13 (GAVEL BANGS)
702 00:38:15 (PANTING)
703 00:38:34 Come on, bro.
704 00:38:36 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
705 00:38:40 - What's going on? What's up?- Hey, yo.
706 00:38:52 MILES: Matter of fact, Ashley wasjust telling me it's 80K a year,
707 00:38:55 starting salary for OPD, but theydon't even hire in the town.
708 00:38:58 So the person who pulls you overis actually from, like, Cupertino
709 00:39:01 - or some shit.- Why not just live in Oakland?
710 00:39:03 They probably worried that ifsomebody knew where they lived,
711 00:39:05 somebody'd come shoot themfor all the dumb shit they do.
712 00:39:07 I don't know. Hey, bro,let me get a square, bruh.
713 00:39:15 What? Nigga,can I better myself?
714 00:39:17 Can I be courageous?
715 00:39:19 You gonna end uplistening to vinyl
716 00:39:21 with a wooden tie and suspenderswith a gluten allergy,
717 00:39:24 counting calories,riding a Vespa
718 00:39:26 to Whole Foods, motherfucka,that's what you gonna be doing.
719 00:39:29 They actually havegreat produce.
720 00:39:31 (SIGHS)
721 00:39:32 Now I need this,'cause of you.
722 00:39:36 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
723 00:39:48 - (DOOR OPENS)- (HORN BLARING)
724 00:39:50 - Namaste, Val!- Happy sunrise.
725 00:39:52 Indeed, this sunriseis a blessing,
726 00:39:54 and I am as moved by your welcomeas you are moved by an elliptical.
727 00:39:58 Does he come up with thesethings on the way here or...
728 00:40:00 - He auditions them in the car.- Where's the board?
729 00:40:04 I'm adding a move.I will give it to Collin.
730 00:40:06 I hope it's moving you offyour high horse.
731 00:40:12 Hi.
732 00:40:14 (SIGHS) Hi.
733 00:40:18 Your braids look good.Who did them for you?
734 00:40:20 (CHUCKLES)
735 00:40:21 It just kinda does thiswhen I wash it now.
736 00:40:24 Yeah, it must be all the healthyliving got me looking so good.
737 00:40:27 You know, my natural state.
738 00:40:28 You know, there's more to healthy livingthan just drinking kale smoothies.
739 00:40:32 - Yeah, I know.- I'm just saying,
740 00:40:35 'cause you have some majorlifestyle things to...
741 00:40:36 It was a joke, Val.I know what healthy living is.
742 00:40:38 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.It's none of my business.
743 00:40:40 - I was just...- Live your life.
744 00:40:45 I... (SIGHS)
745 00:40:48 This is in...
746 00:40:49 It's in Walnut Creek. I can't...It's outside of my...
747 00:40:52 - I can't go there yet.- No, that's in Alameda County.
748 00:40:53 No, it's not.Trust me, it's not.
749 00:40:58 All right.I'll give it to Yorkie.
750 00:41:01 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
751 00:41:19 Hello?
752 00:41:21 Yeah! So... No, I'm reallyexcited about this one.
753 00:41:25 So, we're gonna clear it out, gutit, get it down to just the bones.
754 00:41:29 - Commander Moving.- Hold on one second.
755 00:41:31 The movers just got here. Okay.
756 00:41:33 Hi! Um, so you can just pull everythingout and take it to the dump.
757 00:41:37 Just all the junk and apparently there'ssome sort of sailboat in the back.
758 00:41:40 It can all just go.
759 00:41:42 Thank you so much. Bye!
760 00:41:43 Hi. So, I'll meet you...
761 00:41:49 - Commander Miles.- Commander Smiley.
762 00:42:01 Well, this is gonna be nicewhen it's done.
763 00:42:04 For some transplant.
764 00:42:23 Well, another clean-up job.(GRUNTS)
765 00:42:28 COLLIN: (RAPPING)♪ Cleaning up after the dead
766 00:42:31 ♪ Broken TVs,paint cans full of lead
767 00:42:35 ♪ Turn the projectsinto prospects
768 00:42:38 ♪ Ain't nothing precious like
769 00:42:40 ♪ Sidi... Sid... SidibeSidibe
770 00:42:43 Sidibe? How you say that?
771 00:42:45 - Sidibe. Sidibe.- Sidibe. Sidibe.
772 00:42:50 ♪ Hope they no young niggashauling my belongings
773 00:42:52 ♪ When the end of me comes
774 00:42:55 ♪ This man and my mamaon the drums
775 00:42:57 (GRUNTS)
776 00:43:00 ♪ Sometimes seem like all wegot Is rhythm in the slums
777 00:43:05 ♪ This dog ain't no millionaireBut just as rare
778 00:43:08 ♪ Tryin' to tap dancein the rain
779 00:43:10 ♪ On these niggas like Astaire
780 00:43:14 (COUGHS)
781 00:43:16 ♪ Happy on my faceIn my mind I'm a scarecrow
782 00:43:20 ♪ Hung up in the hoodtill I'm discarded
783 00:43:23 ♪ Don't know who I'm spookin' I'mthe one who's spookin' hardest
784 00:43:26 ♪ Probably 'cause I know that I'mjust here to help the harvest
785 00:43:30 ♪ And after that I'm a target
786 00:43:35 ♪ A mover helping up the market
787 00:43:37 - Come on. Come on, bruh.- My bad.
788 00:43:43 ♪ Gotta keep moving shit
789 00:43:45 ♪ Whole bunch of shitI never had
790 00:43:48 Pass.
791 00:43:50 - (GRUNTS)- (CHUCKLES)
792 00:43:51 ♪ Playing football
793 00:43:53 ♪ Wish I had my dad
794 00:43:55 (BOTH LAUGHING)
795 00:43:58 ♪ You know fatherhood,that's a passing fad
796 00:44:00 For you.
797 00:44:03 ♪ Come on, manShit makes me sad ♪
798 00:44:05 (LAUGHS)
799 00:44:07 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
800 00:44:21 Didn't she say somethingabout a boat?
801 00:44:24 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
802 00:44:26 Sailboat!
803 00:44:29 Get your artisan sailboat!
804 00:44:32 Platinum seaworthy sailboat!
805 00:44:35 Nauticals included!
806 00:44:37 You ain't never gonna sellthis boat, bruh.
807 00:44:40 (CAR ALARM BEEPS)
808 00:44:42 (CAR ALARM BEEPS)
809 00:44:44 (CAR ALARM BEEPS)
810 00:44:45 We get it, bruh!Your car has an alarm.
811 00:44:49 Congratu-fucking-lations.It's fancy!
812 00:44:52 - (CAR ALARM BEEPS)- MILES: Bitch.
813 00:45:01 Uh, hey, Collin...
814 00:45:03 Who braided your hairbetween yesterday and today?
815 00:45:07 Hmm?
816 00:45:08 - I, um...- Hmm?
817 00:45:14 Val came over to Mom's house,
818 00:45:16 - and she braided it for me.- All right. All right.
819 00:45:18 Air out, nigga.What is your problem with Val?
820 00:45:20 Val is a disloyal bitch.
821 00:45:23 When you were in jail, didshe put money on your books?
822 00:45:26 Uh, did she come visit you even onetime at Rita while you were locked up?
823 00:45:28 'Cause I'm pretty sureI went two times a week,
824 00:45:30 45 minutes each way.
825 00:45:32 - $500 on your book on day one!- Hey, she talked to me on the phone.
826 00:45:35 How gracious of herto have called you once.
827 00:45:38 And what did she wantto talk to you about?
828 00:45:39 About changing up your lifestyle?Changing up your ways?
829 00:45:41 You're not a thug,drug dealer!
830 00:45:45 You went to jailon a fire technicality.
831 00:45:48 - Did I?- Yes!
832 00:45:51 How were we supposed to knowthat hipsters are so flammable?
833 00:45:57 Hey, Cuttie!What that boat do?
834 00:46:00 - Hey!- No way.
835 00:46:02 Shit, man, I got that joog forsailing, fishing, floating or fucking,
836 00:46:05 get you a flight to Bostonat a private function.
837 00:46:07 Perfect for getting into some.
838 00:46:08 Let me put youon that water world, bruh.
839 00:46:09 Bruh, is it hotor cold, though?
840 00:46:11 Warm to the touch,no burn though.
841 00:46:12 What's the intelon the Vin Diesel?
842 00:46:13 - No fingerprints, bruh.- Dusty trail?
843 00:46:14 Very. It's Gucci.
844 00:46:16 Cuz cuz, I can't be around the wayway with something outta pocket.
845 00:46:18 Ya underdig? Get blurpedand I gotta peel out
846 00:46:20 for the Daytona five double-O'cause I got a few hammers tucked.
847 00:46:23 Niggas got laundry, no bleach.
848 00:46:24 On mamas, this was in the cut.
849 00:46:25 Three bill joog though?What's the part two?
850 00:46:27 No sequel, bruh.Pockets is touching
851 00:46:29 so we just trying to get it offand do a moving.
852 00:46:30 (SIGHS) Cuz, I might have tolet that marinate one time.
853 00:46:33 Bruh, if you reallyabout that life,
854 00:46:34 this the come-up right here.Plus three bills ain't nothing
855 00:46:36 but a small thingto a giant like yourself.
856 00:46:37 I say let's make moves,
857 00:46:38 you throw me that threehundo right there.
858 00:46:39 I'ma clip the woo wop to therear-view and less is more, ya dig?
859 00:46:45 Clip the wop to the rear-view?
860 00:46:47 By far.
861 00:46:48 - Fast!- Fast!
862 00:46:51 What'd he say?
863 00:46:53 Oh, I have no idea.
864 00:46:54 But he gave me $300for this boat.
865 00:46:56 Sold! Sold, motherfucka, sold!
866 00:46:59 Mouthpiece for days, bruh.
867 00:47:01 People like the wayI make 'em feel, man.
868 00:47:02 They like the bounceof that shit.
869 00:47:04 Everybody listen morewhen you make it sound pretty.
870 00:47:06 Tell you right now.
871 00:47:07 All right, hey,I'ma go back to the office.
872 00:47:09 I'll clock us both out.
873 00:47:10 Come back in like an hour though,we got the feast in a second.
874 00:47:12 - Got you.- Fo sho, right?
875 00:47:14 Yeah, I'll be right back.
876 00:47:16 She didn't comevisit you one time, bruh.
877 00:47:19 I know. I was there.
878 00:47:23 - You're all set for Friday.- Cool.
879 00:47:25 - Awesome. Thank you.- Thank you.
880 00:47:27 (WHISPERS) I got her number.
881 00:47:28 That's justthe office number.
882 00:47:29 I don't know.Maybe she lives here.
883 00:47:34 Yo, uh, excuse me, bruh.
884 00:47:36 Did you used to workthe door at The Alley?
885 00:47:41 Yeah.
886 00:47:43 - That was like a minute ago.- Yeah, you did. Oh, shit, bro!
887 00:47:45 This is that motherfucka withthe Scorpion Bowl at The Alley
888 00:47:48 that I told you about.
889 00:47:49 What dudewith the Scorpion Bowl?
890 00:47:50 RIN: I never told youabout the Scorpion King?
891 00:47:53 This is him!
892 00:47:54 We really don't haveto do this right now.
893 00:47:56 Yeah, we do. Okay, okay, okay.
894 00:47:59 - You know The Alley, right?- TIN: Yeah, over on Grand?
895 00:48:00 - Yeah. It's an institution.- Oh, my God, this story is so fuckin' dope!
896 00:48:05 So the night is crackin'.I'm looking fly,
897 00:48:08 when this Colorado white boysaunters up to the bar.
898 00:48:11 He's like, "Wassup, bruh?Get me one of those."
899 00:48:14 And he ordersthe Scorpion Bowl.
900 00:48:17 This thing is like a giantswimming pool of fucking booze
901 00:48:20 with a flame in the middle.
902 00:48:21 It's like a white person'swet dream.
903 00:48:24 This dude seesthe Scorpion Bowl,
904 00:48:26 and, like, he grows hair on hischest, like, his balls drop.
905 00:48:29 The motherfucka hits pubertyright there in that moment.
906 00:48:31 His mind is...(IMITATES EXPLOSION) Blown!
907 00:48:34 BARTENDER:Hey, listen up, everybody!
908 00:48:36 It's Scorpion time!
909 00:48:41 Meanwhile, this nigga righthere... Uh, excuse me.
910 00:48:43 - This gentleman.- You can only say that with me.
911 00:48:45 Yeah, my bad. I was outof my mind right then.
912 00:48:48 This dude right here is juststanding outside working the door,
913 00:48:51 looking hella fresh,might I add.
914 00:48:53 There's this white boy on thestool and he's like hella hard.
915 00:48:55 You know what I'm saying?He got tatted up.
916 00:48:57 He's looking grizzled.
917 00:48:58 Now I'm blowing a cigarette.
918 00:49:01 - I thought that you said that...- I'ma gonna quit.
919 00:49:02 I'm gonna fucking quit, I know. All right?Just leave me alone.
920 00:49:05 I'm so sorry. He keepsinterrupting me.
921 00:49:08 So anyway, Jason Biggsbusts through the door,
922 00:49:11 and he's like,"Guys, guys, guys!
923 00:49:13 "Look at thisfucking fire drink.
924 00:49:15 "It's fucking insane."
925 00:49:17 But then my dude steps up,and he's like,
926 00:49:20 "Hey, bruh, you can'tbring alcohol out here.
927 00:49:22 "You gotta take thatback inside."
928 00:49:24 Motherfucka Topher Graceresponds,
929 00:49:26 "Calm down. I'm just gonna showmy friends for like two seconds,"
930 00:49:29 "then I'm gonna go backinside, okay?
931 00:49:31 "And if I don'tand you lose your job,
932 00:49:33 "I'll get you a new job, dawg."
933 00:49:37 (LAUGHING)
934 00:49:39 - What?- Right?
935 00:49:41 - Now, shit gets bad.- TIN: Now it gets bad?
936 00:49:45 'Cause you a bad man.You know what I'm saying?
937 00:49:47 So he's like,"The fuck you say?"
938 00:49:50 "I'll go back inside, right?I'll go back inside."
939 00:49:53 My man stops him like,
940 00:49:55 "You're done. Give methe fucking goblet thing."
941 00:49:57 "First of all,it's a Scorpion Bowl, okay?
942 00:49:59 "And second, no!
943 00:50:01 "I fucking paidfor this thing."
944 00:50:02 And then he slaps his arm.
945 00:50:05 - Remember the white boy on the stool?- On the stool? Yeah.
946 00:50:07 Guess what?He's a fucking psycho.
947 00:50:09 'Cause he's like,
948 00:50:10 "Hey, you better knowwhere you're at, fuckboy,
949 00:50:12 "before some real town shithappen to you."
950 00:50:15 And then, Neil Patrick Harrispushed him.
951 00:50:19 Hard!
952 00:50:21 - Would you ever push this dude?- I would not.
953 00:50:23 This motherfucka looksjust like Krayzie Bone.
954 00:50:26 BOTH:♪ Sawed-off Leatha face ♪
955 00:50:28 (RAP SONG PLAYING)
956 00:50:40 RIN: My man snaps like the fuckingIncredible Hulk and he's like...
957 00:50:43 (ROARING)
958 00:50:45 Little white boy reaches uplike The Undertaker.
959 00:50:48 Gets him in a fuckingchokehold, right?
960 00:50:49 Then, Oakland white boy jumpsin and starts kicking him.
961 00:50:53 And he's fucking Chuck Norris onthis motherfucker, and he's like...
962 00:50:56 "I hate my dad!"
963 00:50:57 And they're just beatingthe shit out of Topher,
964 00:50:59 you know what I'm saying?
965 00:51:01 And it's a fucking menagea trois of violence, bro.
966 00:51:03 Now, mind you,
967 00:51:06 that drink is still on fire.
968 00:51:09 TIN: Oh, I forgotabout the flame.
969 00:51:10 RIN: It is still burning.
970 00:51:12 That fire catches some ofthat alcohol and ignites.
971 00:51:17 And now that flame's rolling,rolling, rolling and...
972 00:51:21 (EXCLAIMS) They are ablaze.Whoosh!
973 00:51:26 Inferno, motherfucker!
974 00:51:28 Portlandia's on the ground,going up in flames.
975 00:51:31 And my ass is just standingthere. I'm just like,
976 00:51:34 "Shit. Look out."
977 00:51:37 It's like Michael B. Jordanon fire
978 00:51:39 and Chris Evans on fire.
979 00:51:41 And you'd think the fight would beover, but, nah, this dude has lost it.
980 00:51:45 His fucking friend is like MichaelFlatley in the Lord of the Dance
981 00:51:48 all over this motherfucker'sface while he cooks.
982 00:51:51 And he's like,"Welcome to Oakland, bitch."
983 00:51:54 He's bleeding, he's cooking,these dudes is pounding on him.
984 00:51:57 Peoples is screaming.
985 00:51:59 Whoo! Fuck.
986 00:52:01 That shit was nuts.
987 00:52:09 Damn. That really happen?
988 00:52:14 Yeah.
989 00:52:16 It did.
990 00:52:18 - (MILES GRUNTING)- CHET: Help me, please!
991 00:52:20 MILES: What's up now, bitch?Huh? Huh?
992 00:52:22 CHET: Help, please!
993 00:52:23 - MILES: You ain't fuckin' with it now, huh?- CHET: Help me!
994 00:52:26 I can't breathe! I can't...(CHOKING)
995 00:52:30 - CHET: Fucking stop! Stop!- Oh, no! Fuck!
996 00:52:35 MILES: Motherfucker!
997 00:52:37 Motherfucker!
998 00:52:39 - (SIREN WAILING)- (GRUNTING)
999 00:52:43 (PANTING)
1000 00:52:48 VAL: Him and his white friendstomped that drunk dude
1001 00:52:50 until he was unconscious.
1002 00:52:53 He was in the hospitalfor a week?
1003 00:52:57 And all over a drink.
1004 00:53:10 Well, we gotta go.
1005 00:53:13 - Well, this has been fun.- RIN: Yeah.
1006 00:53:16 - All right.- Thanks.
1007 00:53:20 (DOOR OPENS)
1008 00:53:23 You're about to geta fresh restart.
1009 00:53:25 You need to get rid of Miles.
1010 00:53:27 - Miles is my best friend.- Yeah, is he?
1011 00:53:29 'Cause I know you guysgrew up together,
1012 00:53:31 but he's gonna put you back in jailor he's gonna get you fucking killed.
1013 00:53:34 Miles had my backsince we were 11 years old.
1014 00:53:37 When I went to jail,
1015 00:53:38 Miles came and saw meall the time.
1016 00:53:40 I'm not talking about this with you again.He came to visit you out of guilt.
1017 00:53:45 'Cause he pushed you into a fight,and he didn't go to jail with you.
1018 00:53:49 What if that dude had had a gun?
1019 00:53:51 What if Miles' dumb asshad a gun?
1020 00:53:53 What if the cops showed up
1021 00:53:54 and they saw youstomping that white dude?
1022 00:53:57 Who do you thinkthey would have shot? Miles?
1023 00:54:05 Good night, Val.
1024 00:54:07 - I'm just... Collin, I'm...- Yeah, I know.
1025 00:54:18 (MACHINE PUNCHES)
1026 00:54:20 (SIGHS)
1027 00:54:22 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1028 00:54:36 COLLIN: Three, two, one.
1029 00:54:38 - (GROANS)- Yeah! Whoo!
1030 00:54:41 - You suck! $7, sir!- All right, here's the thing.
1031 00:54:44 Here's the thing.I don't have it right now.
1032 00:54:45 But I'ma get...I'm good for it.
1033 00:54:47 Wait. I got a better idea.Let's race again.
1034 00:54:48 - 'Bout to beat you in another car race.- No, you won't.
1035 00:54:52 Hey.
1036 00:54:55 Made those bed pieces.
1037 00:54:56 I mean, they weren't...Wasn't... No, not these ones.
1038 00:54:59 But ones just like it.
1039 00:55:01 Where do you make beds?
1040 00:55:05 In jail.
1041 00:55:08 Why were you in jail?
1042 00:55:11 For being a tough guy.
1043 00:55:16 ASHLEY: Dinner's ready!
1044 00:55:18 Coming, Mom!
1045 00:55:19 I'm tellin' ya, I'm gonnalet you finish,
1046 00:55:21 but don't fuck upmy chart board.
1047 00:55:24 'Cause I just got that.
1048 00:55:25 This is gonna be just fine.Don't worry about it.
1049 00:55:27 - Hey, Collin.- Yeah.
1050 00:55:29 You gonna smokewith your friend here?
1051 00:55:33 I think I'm goodoff the weed now.
1052 00:55:38 - Wow.- MILES: It's like I see that it's him,
1053 00:55:40 I hear that it's him,
1054 00:55:41 but then he gonna saysome shit like that.
1055 00:55:43 What am I over heredoing this for?
1056 00:55:45 - Changed man, I guess.- I don't know this person.
1057 00:55:46 Okay, change. For what?
1058 00:55:48 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
1059 00:55:50 - He don't want weed no more.- Oh, okay.
1060 00:55:52 Oh, now you conspiringagainst me too?
1061 00:55:54 He picked thisespecially for you.
1062 00:55:59 What is this?
1063 00:56:00 You got me a present?
1064 00:56:02 You wanna touch a tender thugin his emotions
1065 00:56:04 with this beautifulgesture of love?
1066 00:56:06 - You're so stupid.- Look at this! Boy!
1067 00:56:09 Come here. Give me a hug. Yes,thank you!
1068 00:56:13 All right. Do me a favor.Hold this for one second.
1069 00:56:15 Good job.
1070 00:56:23 This shirt look kinda small,don't it?
1071 00:56:25 ASHLEY:Oh, let me see. Let me see.
1072 00:56:28 - Oh, baby, you look so good.- Baby, you look so good.
1073 00:56:32 This is likea little baby T.
1074 00:56:34 What are y'alltalking about? No!
1075 00:56:35 You look hella good.
1076 00:56:36 I can see every little thingin your arm.
1077 00:56:39 Yeah, it's framingyour pectorals.
1078 00:56:40 - You can see this tattoo.- Real nice.
1079 00:56:42 - One of my favorite tattoos.- Man, this shirt is too small.
1080 00:56:44 - And both of y'all know that shit.- No, it's not.
1081 00:56:45 - Look at this little baby shirt!- No, it's not.
1082 00:56:46 - You could pierce the nipple and...- That looks so good.
1083 00:56:49 - No. No. No.- It looks amazing. It's perfect.
1084 00:56:52 Look at this little thing.I can't...
1085 00:56:54 (ASHLEY LAUGHS)
1086 00:57:07 MILES: Hey, Sean, why don'tyou put that down, man?
1087 00:57:09 Baby, put that down.
1088 00:57:16 MILES: Put that down, man.
1089 00:57:20 Sean.
1090 00:57:23 Sean.
1091 00:57:25 (ASHLEY WHIMPERS)
1092 00:57:29 (SIGHS)
1093 00:57:32 Is this your gun, Collin?
1094 00:57:40 No.
1095 00:57:41 Miles, get the fuck out now!
1096 00:57:43 - It was an accident, all right?- You brought a fucking gun
1097 00:57:45 - into this house! Get out now!- It was an accident!
1098 00:57:47 Just get the fuck out! Go!
1099 00:57:50 Get out!
1100 00:57:52 Don't fucking come back here!Get out!
1101 00:57:55 - Ashley, I'm so sorry.- And you let him buy one.
1102 00:57:59 - I didn't...- Get out!
1103 00:58:03 Now!
1104 00:58:05 All right.
1105 00:58:08 (SOBBING)
1106 00:58:17 Here. Get rid of it!
1107 00:58:19 You couldn't just make it yoursfor two fucking seconds.
1108 00:58:22 No! It's not mine!
1109 00:58:23 And I didn't want to have shit to do withthat fucking gun in the first place!
1110 00:58:26 Don't make it yours then.Just make it not mine!
1111 00:58:28 I'm not gonna bring a gunaround a little kid, Miles!
1112 00:58:30 So what? I'm the father whobrought that shit around his son?
1113 00:58:32 - Isn't that what happened?- I know what happened!
1114 00:58:37 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1115 00:58:41 How's it going, boy?What's up, man?
1116 00:58:46 (CELL PHONES CHIME)
1117 00:58:51 Fuck it.
1118 00:58:54 Well, you... What? Fuck what?
1119 00:58:55 I'm calling us a Uberand we're going to Nak's party.
1120 00:58:57 The hell we are. I'm notgoing to that fucking party.
1121 00:58:59 Well, we're not goingback in there, are we?
1122 00:59:01 And, what, you gonna spend your first daynot having a curfew in a halfway house?
1123 00:59:05 I'm not trying to go to some partywhere no bullshit is gonna jump off.
1124 00:59:08 The bullshit is out here.Are you kidding me?
1125 00:59:11 That party's full ofthe squarest of the squares.
1126 00:59:13 Nak works for Pandora!
1127 00:59:14 It's gonna be safe!
1128 00:59:16 It's gonna be nothing but hipstersand artisan beer and shit.
1129 00:59:19 (FADING) You know, goat cheese,
1130 00:59:21 - acoustic guitar, light music.- (CAR ALARM BLARING)
1131 00:59:24 Collin.
1132 00:59:29 Bruh!
1133 00:59:32 Yes. It's a better idea. Yes.
1134 00:59:35 Out here? This is whereyou wanna be?
1135 00:59:38 - Here. Look around.- All right. All right.
1136 00:59:41 All right, but I'm not trying to getinvolved with no hot shit tonight!
1137 00:59:44 (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1138 00:59:46 Oh. The car's here.
1139 00:59:48 (RAP SONG PLAYINGON CAR RADIO)
1140 00:59:52 (LAUGHING)
1141 00:59:57 Oh! My niggas!Your Uber has arrived!
1142 01:00:01 Dezz, boy, what arethe chances of this?
1143 01:00:04 - Of fucking course.- Oh, Collin!
1144 01:00:06 I got a little somethin'-somethin'for you in the trunk!
1145 01:00:08 Celebrate your freedom.
1146 01:00:15 - (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1147 01:00:20 (RAP SONG CONTINUESON CAR RADIO)
1148 01:00:32 (POP SONG PLAYINGON SPEAKERS)
1149 01:00:35 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1150 01:00:42 Commander Smiley.
1151 01:00:45 Okay.
1152 01:00:48 Cool jacket, man.
1153 01:00:51 SID: Hey, all right.There's some new blood.
1154 01:00:53 Come on in, guys.
1155 01:00:55 - Yo, I'm Sid.- Yeah.
1156 01:00:56 Yeah, come on in.Yeah, you guys need drinks?
1157 01:00:59 Right back that way. That'sall you need, all right?
1158 01:01:01 - I dig it.- Oh, shit.
1159 01:01:05 Same tattoo, man.
1160 01:01:09 (LAUGHING)
1161 01:01:10 Come on in, man. You guysare welcome here anytime.
1162 01:01:13 Yeah, that's right.
1163 01:01:14 I moved down here from Portlandabout a year ago.
1164 01:01:16 Finally found my home.
1165 01:01:18 Hey, thank you, Sid.
1166 01:01:20 Anytime. You take care.Come on in.
1167 01:01:22 - He has the same tattoo.- Shut the fuck up.
1168 01:01:25 There go Nak.
1169 01:01:28 I need a drink.
1170 01:01:34 Yes, you are a great dancer.
1171 01:01:38 - Hello. Hi, there.- What's up?
1172 01:01:42 All right,pig on a shirt.
1173 01:01:52 - Nak?- Wow. What's up?
1174 01:01:56 Oh! Man, you never respondto my invites.
1175 01:01:58 - I mean...- And this was a weird one to come to.
1176 01:02:01 - Yes.- It's one of our CEO's monthly mixers.
1177 01:02:03 Define mixer.
1178 01:02:04 Well, right now,it's mixed 150 white people
1179 01:02:08 with, now, three black people.
1180 01:02:10 - Hmm.- Oh, Terry, this is Collin.
1181 01:02:12 Terry and I workedat Youth Radio together.
1182 01:02:14 How's it going, man?
1183 01:02:15 What is that?
1184 01:02:17 It's goat cheese.
1185 01:02:19 What's the little leaf?
1186 01:02:20 Yo, what's going on, everybody?
1187 01:02:21 - How's it going? Hey! Hey, you guys good?- Hey, man, all right.
1188 01:02:24 You guys need any drank?
1189 01:02:26 - Hey, hey, no. I'm good.- Nah, you sure? You're good?
1190 01:02:30 All right. Thank you.Thank you, Sid. Thank you, Sid.
1191 01:02:32 SID: Whoa!
1192 01:02:34 Uh, sorry, there's justno cups on the table.
1193 01:02:37 Let me tell you,this right here...
1194 01:02:40 This is an originalOakland oak tree stump.
1195 01:02:45 That's 140 years oldright there.
1196 01:02:47 Was. Look at all those rings.
1197 01:02:50 - Wow.- Amazing.
1198 01:02:51 SID: Well, hey, you justlet me know.
1199 01:02:52 There's plenty of drankin the kitchen, homies.
1200 01:02:55 Feel free.
1201 01:02:58 So I'm gonna go getsome "drank" from the kitchen.
1202 01:03:02 Get me whatever you having.
1203 01:03:05 MILES: Oh, what in the...
1204 01:03:08 (GASPS) No!
1205 01:03:13 Kwik Way does not cater,people!
1206 01:03:16 It's quick,
1207 01:03:17 it's around the way.
1208 01:03:19 It's in the name.
1209 01:03:21 This is some jank assshit right here.
1210 01:03:23 (TERRY LAUGHING)
1211 01:03:28 - You good, bruh?- Yeah, I'm good, bruh.
1212 01:03:32 Oh, the grill.
1213 01:03:34 You have a grill in.
1214 01:03:36 Wow.
1215 01:03:38 You know, you don't have toact ghetto to hang out here.
1216 01:03:43 Welcome to Oakland.
1217 01:03:45 Have fun, bud.(CHUCKLES)
1218 01:03:55 - Oh, man.- NAK: Oh, Lord.
1219 01:03:56 - Oh, God, what happened?- Some hipster kid by the drinks,
1220 01:03:59 full on culture vulture.
1221 01:04:01 - "What it do, my bruh. It's lit." -No.No, no, no.
1222 01:04:04 I'm like, um, "Don't talk like that.That's not you."
1223 01:04:07 - Thank you.- Thank you.
1224 01:04:08 Somebody had to tell him.
1225 01:04:14 You know what? I made two more inthe kitchen, I'll be right back.
1226 01:04:16 Oh, my goodness.
1227 01:04:18 (SIGHS)
1228 01:04:19 It's so...
1229 01:04:20 Oh, man, I don't know how much longerI'm gonna be here. I'm telling you.
1230 01:04:23 - Fuck.- Yo, what up, my man?
1231 01:04:26 COLLIN: No! No!Outside! No! No!
1232 01:04:28 MILES: Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
1233 01:04:29 Are you out ofyour fucking mind?
1234 01:04:31 - Get the fuck out, Miles!- NAK: You okay?
1235 01:04:32 COLLIN: Move!Get out the fucking way.
1236 01:04:34 MAN: All right, man.
1237 01:04:35 - NAK: No, wait, Terry!- No.
1238 01:04:37 COLLIN: I knew we shouldn'thave come here.
1239 01:04:39 - God fucking damn it.- What the fuck ever, bruh.
1240 01:04:41 - Fuck is wrong with you, nigga?- Do what the fuck I want, man.
1241 01:04:43 - Hey, white boy!- COLLIN: Fucking...
1242 01:04:45 - No! Get over here!- Don't! Don't!
1243 01:04:47 Come on.
1244 01:04:48 (PEOPLE GASP)
1245 01:04:50 Come on, boy!
1246 01:04:52 (BOTH GRUNTING)
1247 01:04:58 MILES: Collin!
1248 01:04:59 (TERRY GRUNTING)
1249 01:05:00 - Collin!- Come on, get out! Get...
1250 01:05:04 (BOTH PANTING)
1251 01:05:08 (TERRY GRUNTS)
1252 01:05:12 (CAR ALARM BEEPING)
1253 01:05:13 Fuck!
1254 01:05:17 WOMAN: Stop it!
1255 01:05:19 WOMAN 2: Oh, my God!
1256 01:05:22 What the fuck are you doing?
1257 01:05:24 - (GRUNTS)- (ALL GASP)
1258 01:05:27 (CAR ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)
1259 01:05:32 (PANTING)
1260 01:05:37 (TERRY GROANING)
1261 01:05:40 (CAR ALARM FADING)
1262 01:05:51 SID: What the fuck you thinkyou're doing, man?
1263 01:05:53 Come on, this ismy fucking house!
1264 01:05:55 Get the fuckout of here, man!
1265 01:06:01 (LAUGHS)
1266 01:06:02 WOMAN 3: Get the hell out!
1267 01:06:03 MAN: Yeah, dude, go home.
1268 01:06:06 Get the fuck out of where?
1269 01:06:10 Huh?
1270 01:06:12 Get the fuck out of where?
1271 01:06:16 - No! No!- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1272 01:06:18 WOMAN 4: He's got a gun!
1273 01:06:21 Huh?
1274 01:06:23 - (FIRES GUN)- (ALL SCREAM)
1275 01:06:24 - Miles!- Y'all get the fuck out of here!
1276 01:06:27 - COLLIN: Miles!- Y'all get the fuck out!
1277 01:06:29 Miles!
1278 01:06:30 Oh, yeah, y'all loveOakland now, huh?
1279 01:06:32 - Hey, stop it! Hey!- Get the fuck out of here!
1280 01:06:35 Go!
1281 01:06:36 (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1282 01:06:38 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
1283 01:06:40 NAK: Terry!Terry, are you okay?
1284 01:06:56 - Give me my fucking gun, bruh.- What in the hell? Fucking no!
1285 01:06:58 - Give me my fucking gun! Hey! Hey!- Are you fucking crazy?
1286 01:07:00 It really had to go down likethat, Miles, tonight?
1287 01:07:03 What the fuck, man,and then what?
1288 01:07:06 Then they gonna callthe fucking cops,
1289 01:07:07 and they gonna shootmy black ass and not you!
1290 01:07:09 What the fuckis wrong with you?
1291 01:07:12 You didn't do shit back there!
1292 01:07:13 - That...- You didn't do shit, bruh!
1293 01:07:15 That is Nak's partner!
1294 01:07:17 I don't give a fuckwho the fuck it is!
1295 01:07:19 Nak's partner,is that yo' partner? No!
1296 01:07:22 Is that yo' partner? No!
1297 01:07:25 You know how many timesI'da have yo' back out here?
1298 01:07:27 How many motherfucking timesI'da stepped up fo yo' ass? Huh?
1299 01:07:30 And you didn't do shitto help me!
1300 01:07:32 - Because...- Look at my face, bruh!
1301 01:07:33 Because it wasfucking stupid, Miles!
1302 01:07:35 Look who the fuck I am?Where the fuck I am, Collin?
1303 01:07:39 That's how the fuckI survive out here!
1304 01:07:40 You wanna act brand-new,then fine.
1305 01:07:42 Go ahead. Be a hipster,get a tech job or some shit.
1306 01:07:46 And go act like you don't knowwhere the fuck you from!
1307 01:07:49 I ain't got to prove to nobodywhere the fuck I'm from!
1308 01:07:52 Oh, good for you!
1309 01:07:53 Nigga, you got somethingto prove to everybody!
1310 01:07:54 Yeah? That's 'cause I'm livin' somewherewhere now everybody got me fucked up!
1311 01:07:59 You ain't gotta do shit!You ain't gotta...
1312 01:08:02 You ain't gotta worry about you changingup your clothes or your lifestyle.
1313 01:08:04 You ain't gotta worryabout none of that shit!
1314 01:08:06 You're a big black dude
1315 01:08:08 with fucking braidsin Oakland!
1316 01:08:11 Nobody is misreading you,Collin.
1317 01:08:14 Yeah.
1318 01:08:16 Yeah, I know.
1319 01:08:19 Yeah?
1320 01:08:21 Yeah.
1321 01:08:24 Yeah?
1322 01:08:26 - Yeah, my nigga.- Yeah, bruh.
1323 01:08:29 Nope. Say it.
1324 01:08:34 What?
1325 01:08:37 Say "nigga."
1326 01:08:43 - Oh, fuck you!- Say it!
1327 01:08:45 Say, "Yeah, my nigga!"
1328 01:08:48 - No, and you know...- Why? Why?
1329 01:08:49 - Come the fuck on!- But... But why?
1330 01:08:52 'Cause you knowI don't say that shit!
1331 01:08:55 But what? So it's okay for meto call you nigga, nigga?
1332 01:08:57 You been calling me that sincewe were fucking 12 years old.
1333 01:08:59 I'm not gonna stop you now.Do what the fuck you want to,
1334 01:09:01 - say what you want to say.- Nigga, if that is so disrespectful,
1335 01:09:03 then why is it okayfor me to call you that?
1336 01:09:09 You're a fucking nigga!
1337 01:09:11 - You're a fucking nigga, Miles!- Why are we talking about...
1338 01:09:14 You out here acting an ass
1339 01:09:16 like it ain't no fuckingconsequences for that shit.
1340 01:09:19 And every nigga who sees methinks that I do the same
1341 01:09:22 dumb, fuckin' ignorant,gun-carrying shit that you do!
1342 01:09:27 But I've been taking careof my shit!
1343 01:09:30 I fucking... Don't I doour timecards every week?
1344 01:09:34 I pick us up. I keep youout of dumb shit,
1345 01:09:37 and then what do you do?
1346 01:09:40 You go out and you buya fucking gun for what?
1347 01:09:44 For your family?
1348 01:09:46 You are the nigger thatthey are out here looking for!
1349 01:09:54 (LAUGHING)
1350 01:09:57 MILES: Where the fuckyou goin'?
1351 01:10:02 Where the fuck are you goin'?
1352 01:10:07 Collin!
1353 01:10:10 Collin!
1354 01:10:18 Well then, fuck you then!
1355 01:10:23 You hear that?
1356 01:10:26 Then, fuck you then!
1357 01:10:45 You better not have no fuckin'gun on you, 'cause...
1358 01:10:48 (PANTING)
1359 01:10:53 Miles, what the hell happened?
1360 01:10:56 (SIGHS)
1361 01:11:05 (VEHICLE APPROACHING)
1362 01:11:16 (INDISTINCTPOLICE RADIO CHATTER)
1363 01:11:57 (SIREN WAILS)
1364 01:12:13 (CAR ALARM BEEPING)
1365 01:12:25 (CAR ALARM STOPS)
1366 01:12:36 (SOBBING)
1367 01:12:45 (SIGHS)
1368 01:12:49 - Ow, Ash.- Shut up.
1369 01:12:54 - Ow, the shit's broken!- Shut up!
1370 01:12:56 I got into a fucking fight! The fuckyou want me to do about it, huh?
1371 01:12:59 You wanna fightabout the shit too?
1372 01:13:00 You're picking the wrongfights, all right?
1373 01:13:03 This is already hard.This is work. He is work,
1374 01:13:06 and I don't feel likeyou are here with me right now!
1375 01:13:08 I didn't buy that gunon no tough shit, all right?
1376 01:13:10 I know why you thoughtyou needed to buy a gun!
1377 01:13:18 Just let me ask you something.
1378 01:13:22 Were you afraid
1379 01:13:24 when you came out here
1380 01:13:27 and saw Sean holding a gun?
1381 01:13:37 Yes.
1382 01:13:40 And do you think
1383 01:13:42 if you would have possibly toldme about buying a gun
1384 01:13:46 that I might have seenthe scenario coming?
1385 01:13:56 I'm sorry. I didn't...
1386 01:14:02 I'm sorry.
1387 01:14:10 Well, maybe if you niggas weren'tso wild all the fuckin' time.
1388 01:14:15 Could you not call me that?
1389 01:14:18 What, "nigga"?
1390 01:14:19 Yeah, can you notcall me that, please?
1391 01:14:27 Okay.
1392 01:14:53 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1393 01:15:01 Hi.
1394 01:15:04 Hi.
1395 01:15:09 Um...
1396 01:15:11 How's the...
1397 01:15:12 How's the memorizing coming?
1398 01:15:14 Yeah, just trying tolearn these psych terms.
1399 01:15:17 What did you come up with
1400 01:15:18 for the double picture one?
1401 01:15:22 The face and the vase one?
1402 01:15:24 Oh, I like that one.
1403 01:15:25 It was "blindspotting."
1404 01:15:29 Why "blindspotting"?
1405 01:15:31 'Cause it's all about howyou can look at something,
1406 01:15:33 and there can be another thingthere that you aren't seeing.
1407 01:15:37 So you gota blind spot.
1408 01:15:39 But if somebody points out
1409 01:15:42 the other picture to you,
1410 01:15:44 doesn't that make it
1411 01:15:45 not a blind spot anymore?
1412 01:15:47 No, 'cause you can'tgo against
1413 01:15:50 what your brain wantsto see first.
1414 01:15:51 Unless you spend the time to retrainyour brain, which is hella hard,
1415 01:15:54 so you're always gonnabe instinctually blind
1416 01:15:57 to the spotyou weren't seeing.
1417 01:16:08 Collin?
1418 01:16:13 When you look at me now,
1419 01:16:16 do you always see
1420 01:16:18 the fight first?
1421 01:16:22 (SIREN WAILS)
1422 01:16:27 (SIGHS)
1423 01:16:29 (SIREN WAILING)
1424 01:16:36 Good night, Valerie.
1425 01:16:37 Collin...
1426 01:17:03 (ALARM BEEPING)
1427 01:17:09 (ALARM STOPS)
1428 01:17:28 (ROCK SONG PLAYINGOVER HEADPHONES)
1429 01:17:35 (PANTING)
1430 01:17:47 (GUNSHOTS)
1431 01:17:57 - (CHAINS RATTLE)- (GUNSHOTS)
1432 01:18:00 (PANTING)
1433 01:18:04 (GASPING)
1434 01:18:12 (GASPING)
1435 01:19:14 You late.
1436 01:19:16 We gotta go straight to thefirst move, all right?
1437 01:19:18 I got the addressfrom the office.
1438 01:19:20 Just gotta put my shoes on.Come on.
1439 01:19:21 Nah, I'm good out here.
1440 01:19:24 Fine.
1441 01:19:35 Congratulations, Collin.
1442 01:19:38 COLLIN: Thank you, Sean.
1443 01:19:41 It's real niceof you, bruh.
1444 01:19:44 - (PUNCHING)- Ow, okay.
1445 01:19:46 Okay. It's nota good time. Sean.
1446 01:19:48 Sean, all right, cut it out.
1447 01:19:50 Sean, all right, enough.
1448 01:19:52 I'm serious.Sean, enough.
1449 01:19:54 Enough. Hey! Hey, stop!
1450 01:19:56 Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
1451 01:20:00 ASHLEY: What did he just say?
1452 01:20:02 Oh, are you outsidepracticing with Collin?
1453 01:20:05 He's a little too young for thepamphlets that your mama gave us,
1454 01:20:08 but I'm trying toget ahead early.
1455 01:20:25 (TRUCK DOOR OPENS)
1456 01:20:34 - Good morning.- Commander Moving for Rachel.
1457 01:20:37 So, it's just a ton of boxesin the living room, mostly.
1458 01:20:40 Uh, my son and Iare gonna take off,
1459 01:20:44 but my, um, husband is insidesomewhere if you wanna go...
1460 01:20:47 MILES: Okay, so everythingis just in here then?
1461 01:20:50 - Yes.- (ALARM BEEPING)
1462 01:20:51 Um...
1463 01:20:53 RACHEL: Sorry about that.I canceled the service,
1464 01:20:56 but it beeps by defaultwhen it's open.
1465 01:20:58 Just close the door behind youwhen you're done.
1466 01:21:02 (ALARM BEEPING)
1467 01:21:25 - (DOOR OPENS)- (ALARM BEEPING)
1468 01:21:35 I left my jacket inside,so I'll go get the last box.
1469 01:21:41 (ALARM BEEPING)
1470 01:21:45 (ALARM STOPS)
1471 01:22:05 (CLATTERS)
1472 01:22:10 (CAR ALARM BEEPING)
1473 01:22:20 (SNIFFLES)
1474 01:22:22 (GLASS SHATTERS)
1475 01:22:28 (CLATTERING)
1476 01:23:21 (BREATHING SHAKILY)
1477 01:23:33 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
1478 01:23:36 (ALARM BEEPING)
1479 01:23:41 Collin!
1480 01:23:55 Shit.
1481 01:23:57 Collin!
1482 01:23:58 Yo, Collin! Hey, bro,we need to...
1483 01:24:01 - Uh-uh-uh-uh.- Shit!
1484 01:24:06 Don't. Don't.
1485 01:24:16 (LAUGHS)
1486 01:24:19 Does this scare you, huh?
1487 01:24:23 Fuck you knowabout being scared?
1488 01:24:28 Were you afraid someonewas gonna come find you?
1489 01:24:32 Huh?
1490 01:24:35 - Bruh.- COLLIN: What? Nigga, I'm just...
1491 01:24:36 I'm just talking to him!
1492 01:24:38 Ha!
1493 01:24:43 You saidmake it pretty, right?
1494 01:24:45 It's the bounce of it. They likethe bounce of it. (CHUCKLES)
1495 01:24:57 Like a tree on a sign, nigga,we cut right down.
1496 01:25:03 Paul Bunyan-ass cops,
1497 01:25:05 come to chop meat the knees
1498 01:25:07 and search the trunkin my own town.
1499 01:25:11 Did you count his ringswhen you bled him?
1500 01:25:14 Huh?
1501 01:25:16 When you dead him?
1502 01:25:18 Do you understand?How old was he?
1503 01:25:21 Nigga, how old was he?
1504 01:25:25 - He was 26.- Twenty-six?
1505 01:25:29 That's how many years youdecided didn't mean shit.
1506 01:25:33 All this talkingdon't mean shit.
1507 01:25:36 I mean, shit!
1508 01:25:38 (RAPPING) ♪ I been inmy element, eloquence
1509 01:25:40 ♪ Spitting hella developin'
1510 01:25:41 ♪ I been telling, shellingAnd not to walk like a felon
1511 01:25:43 ♪ I fuckin' flippin'the middle finger
1512 01:25:45 ♪ To feeling irrelevant
1513 01:25:46 ♪ Reveling in my freedomtill you turned
1514 01:25:48 ♪ Heaven to helland hello, sir!
1515 01:25:50 ♪ I'ma need you to openYour fucking eyes now
1516 01:25:51 ♪ And look and see
1517 01:25:54 ♪ You might think you knowwhat's happening
1518 01:25:55 ♪ But you don't feel itlike we do!
1519 01:25:58 ♪ To feel it,it has to be you
1520 01:26:00 ♪ Cut you But you don'tknow what the cut do!
1521 01:26:02 ♪ You are reflex But whenreflux bleeds the gut
1522 01:26:05 ♪ Then you see the faces!
1523 01:26:08 ♪ Leave the vases
1524 01:26:10 ♪ Moving people in and outfor a fee
1525 01:26:13 ♪ Feeding this town decayan appetite of me
1526 01:26:15 ♪ An appetizer, huh?I must be tasty
1527 01:26:17 ♪ But I stay angry'cause y'all get hazy
1528 01:26:20 ♪ I'm the one out herestuck on a clock
1529 01:26:22 ♪ Living the curfewto keep me off the block
1530 01:26:24 ♪ Fuck, what time is it?What time?
1531 01:26:26 ♪ Nope, fuck it,I did my time
1532 01:26:28 ♪ How come every timeyou come around
1533 01:26:30 ♪ You monsters got me feelinglike a monster in my own town?
1534 01:26:33 ♪ I say itwhile I'm rapping, nigga
1535 01:26:34 ♪ 'Cause everyoneconditioned to
1536 01:26:35 ♪ Listen to a rapping nigga
1537 01:26:36 ♪ But I'm rappingto the active nigga
1538 01:26:38 ♪ You the one cappin' niggas
1539 01:26:39 ♪ So quit the flash And feellike your passion, nigga!
1540 01:26:41 ♪ Hittin' us till ourheadstone's Stuck in the mud
1541 01:26:44 ♪ We stuck it outIt turned us into some thugs
1542 01:26:46 ♪ Got a whole city brand-newAnd they kickin' out us
1543 01:26:48 ♪ Maybe we should bothbreak shit!
1544 01:26:50 ♪ Make a fussI am both pictures!
1545 01:26:52 ♪ See, both pictures!
1546 01:26:54 (SHATTERING)
1547 01:26:56 ♪ Don't beblindspotting me, nigga!
1548 01:26:58 ♪ See both pictures!
1549 01:27:01 ♪ Guess I'm justa little bigger
1550 01:27:02 ♪ Than a picture playin'chicken With a cliff
1551 01:27:04 ♪ But I ain't never been aflincher Block is getting hotter
1552 01:27:05 ♪ I'ma be the one to bringThe winter fuckin' everybody
1553 01:27:08 ♪ On the body of a cop
1554 01:27:09 ♪ The splinter, I meanWhy wouldn't I dead him?
1555 01:27:10 ♪ He splittin' wigsfor 80K a year
1556 01:27:12 ♪ And ain't from here Who'llmiss him if he disappear?
1557 01:27:15 ♪ Fillin' up with fear, I know youfeel it I've been feelin' it for years
1558 01:27:16 ♪ In fact, I don't rememberEver never feelin' it
1559 01:27:17 ♪ The one that goin' dummyNever felt the need to run
1560 01:27:20 ♪ But I've been sprintin' till Ilimp across the finish with a gun
1561 01:27:22 ♪ Up in my blind spot, really
1562 01:27:23 ♪ Ain't too hard to figure thatYou probably never really felt
1563 01:27:25 ♪ The pressure of a niggaBut you know what?
1564 01:27:26 ♪ I ain't never feltThe pressures of a trigger! ♪
1565 01:27:29 (COCKS GUN)
1566 01:27:31 (ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)
1567 01:27:39 (YELLING)
1568 01:27:40 (COLLIN SOBBING)
1569 01:27:50 The differencebetween me and you is...
1570 01:27:55 I ain't no killer.
1571 01:28:00 (SOBBING)
1572 01:28:02 I ain't no killer.
1573 01:28:27 I didn't mean to.
1574 01:28:32 Are you sure?
1575 01:29:31 You good?
1576 01:29:45 No.
1577 01:29:50 Yeah.
1578 01:29:56 (SNIFFLES)
1579 01:29:58 Well, our next move is...
1580 01:30:02 Heather Neelin the hills, so...
1581 01:30:07 You got anything else youwanna get off your chest,
1582 01:30:09 I feel like now's a good time,'cause I don't think we can
1583 01:30:14 point another gunat a customer,
1584 01:30:16 I feel like we get,like, one of those a day,
1585 01:30:19 or a week or never.
1586 01:30:25 (CHUCKLING SOFTLY)
1587 01:30:27 You pulling guns on peopleand I'm driving?
1588 01:30:31 Everything isupside down today, man.
1589 01:30:33 Whatcha want me to drinkthis green juice too, huh?
1590 01:30:36 That make you feel better?
1591 01:30:38 I'll drink it, man.I'll... I'll drink this shit.
1592 01:30:41 (LAUGHS)
1593 01:30:43 Fuck it, man. Fuck it.
1594 01:30:46 - Make you happy?- Mmm-hmm.
1595 01:30:49 Oh, it smells disgusting.Fuck.
1596 01:30:58 Son-of-a-bitch,this shit ain't bad, bruh.
1597 01:31:01 COLLIN: Fuck, man. (LAUGHS)
1598 01:31:04 That shit ain't bad.
1599 01:31:05 That's like the initial shock.It get better then.
1600 01:31:08 - This is so green, you know?- It's so green.
1601 01:31:10 Okay. (LAUGHS)
1602 01:31:21 COLLIN: A'ight,who's the next move?
1603 01:31:23 It's Heather Neel.
1604 01:31:26 Oh, shit. (CHUCKLES)
1605 01:31:28 That's Derek Carr'sgirlfriend.
1606 01:31:29 - Who's that?- Quarterback of the Raiders.
1607 01:31:33 Oh, hell, no!That's the next move?
1608 01:31:35 Oh, it's my timeto air out now, boy!
1609 01:31:37 Shit, I'm gonna give hera piece of my mind
1610 01:31:39 about her lil boyfriend.
1611 01:31:40 He a town traitor,as far as I'm concerned.
1612 01:31:42 I mean, how the Raidersgonna move to Las Vegas?
1613 01:31:45 Unacceptable!
1614 01:31:46 COLLIN: So what, y'all fuckswith the Raiders now?
1615 01:31:48 MILES: Don't be absurd,Collin.
1616 01:31:49 That would bedisloyal of me to do.
1617 01:31:51 - I can't stoop to their level.- (LAUGHING)
1618 01:31:52 I'm just mad at them forcing meinto this very confusing position.
1619 01:31:56 - COLLIN: Uh-huh.- MILES: Loyalty is tricky, Collin. It's a moving target.
1620 01:31:59 COLLIN: Bet you wish youwere a better moving target.
1621 01:32:01 MILES: You tryin' to talkabout my face, bruh?
1622 01:32:03 - (COLLIN LAUGHS)- Too soon, man!
1623 01:32:04 COLLIN: Hey,you look fucked up.
1624 01:32:06 MILES: I am fucked up.
1625 01:32:07 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)