大智若愚(Nobody s Fool)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:42 [man]Hey, babe. Morning.
2 00:00:44 I just wantedto give you a wake-up call.
3 00:00:47 [woman]Hi, Charlie. Thanks.
4 00:00:49 Love you.
5 00:00:51 [Charlie]I love you too, babe.
6 00:00:52 Have a great day.
7 00:00:55 [woman]Alexa, play "Miss You Much."
8 00:00:57 [Alexa] "Miss You Much"by Janet Jackson.
9 00:01:00 ["Miss You Much" playing]
10 00:01:17 ♪ Shot ♪
11 00:01:19 ♪ Like an arrowThrough my heart ♪
12 00:01:23 ♪ That's the pain I feel ♪
13 00:01:27 ♪ I feel whenever we're apart ♪
14 00:01:31 ♪ Not to say that I'mIn love with you ♪
15 00:01:35 ♪ But who's to sayThat I'm not ♪
16 00:01:40 ♪ I just knowThat it feels wrong... ♪
17 00:01:43 Danica, you got this.
18 00:01:45 ♪ It makes my body hot ♪
19 00:01:48 ♪ So let me tell ya, baby ♪
20 00:01:50 ♪ I'll tell your mamaI'll tell your friends ♪
21 00:01:54 ♪ I'll tell anyoneWhose heart can comprehend ♪
22 00:01:58 ♪ Send it in a letter, babyTell you on the phone ♪
23 00:02:02 ♪ I'm not the kind of girlWho likes to be alone ♪
24 00:02:06 ♪ I miss you much ♪
25 00:02:08 ♪ Boy, oh, I miss you much ♪
26 00:02:10 ♪ I really miss you much... ♪
27 00:02:12 Thank you. Hey.
28 00:02:16 - Morning.- Busy today.
29 00:02:17 It's a normal Monday.
30 00:02:19 - Got you right here.- Frank, here.
31 00:02:20 Your money's no good here.
32 00:02:22 You gotta stop doing this.I have to pay.
33 00:02:23 - Says who, Danica?- Says me.
34 00:02:25 You're gonna loseyour business.
35 00:02:27 - Here.- And the rose. I told you I...
36 00:02:30 That you have a boyfriend.
37 00:02:31 I'm well aware.
38 00:02:33 See you tomorrow.
39 00:02:36 - Bye.- Bye.
40 00:02:38 - Bye.- Bye.
41 00:02:40 ♪ I'll tell your mamaI'll tell your friends ♪
42 00:02:44 ♪ I'll tell anyone... ♪
43 00:02:46 [elevator bell dings]
44 00:02:48 ♪ Send it in a letter, babyTell you on the phone ♪
45 00:02:52 ♪ I'm not the kind of girlWho likes to be alone ♪
46 00:02:56 ♪ I miss you much ♪
47 00:02:58 - Good morning.- [woman] Good morning.
48 00:03:00 Thank you.
49 00:03:01 Another day, another rosefrom your coffee shop man.
50 00:03:04 I keep telling himI have a boyfriend.
51 00:03:06 Yeah, well, don't tell himyour boyfriend
52 00:03:07 lives, like,a thousand miles away.
53 00:03:09 [Danica sighs]
54 00:03:10 Frank has beentrying to take you out
55 00:03:12 for, like, three years.
56 00:03:13 Go out with him.
57 00:03:15 I'm not attracted to himin the least.
58 00:03:18 Can we stoptalking about this?
59 00:03:20 I need the right headspacefor this meeting.
60 00:03:23 Thank you.
61 00:03:24 Look at this tiny, adorable box.
62 00:03:26 This is the new perfume by Heather Day.It's called "The List."
63 00:03:29 And it comes withthis teeny little scroll.
64 00:03:31 Isn't it so cute?
65 00:03:33 And this feather and ink.
66 00:03:34 And it's for a womanto make a list
67 00:03:36 of what she wants in a man.
68 00:03:38 Isn't that adorable?
69 00:03:40 And they'd like to market it
70 00:03:41 as a single woman's fragrance.Hello.
71 00:03:43 They've asked us to come upwith a campaign and a website.
72 00:03:46 Now we don't have a lot of timeon this, 'cause they're...
73 00:03:48 [mimics airplane engine]gonna fly in from Paree
74 00:03:50 in just a week for the pitch.
75 00:03:52 So, I'm gonna needsomebody strong on this one.
76 00:03:53 But I'm gonna give it to...Drumroll, please...
77 00:03:58 - Danica's team!- [soft shriek]
78 00:04:02 Danica. [exhales]
79 00:04:06 Ooh, congratulations.
80 00:04:08 How do you feel?I don't wanna know.
81 00:04:10 You were not my first choice.
82 00:04:11 Just kidding. Am I?
83 00:04:14 Um, I don't thinkI need to tell you this,
84 00:04:16 but this is, obviously,very important.
85 00:04:17 Yes, I know that. Thank you.
86 00:04:19 You know, your annual's coming upat the end of this month, isn't it?
87 00:04:22 I know how you wanna makesenior VP, right?
88 00:04:25 And, you know, the board is alwayslooking for a success story,
89 00:04:29 especially around review time.
90 00:04:30 I mean, how do you thinkI got this job?
91 00:04:31 And these jobs.
92 00:04:33 - [Danica] Yeah.- Right?
93 00:04:35 Honestly, I should've gonea size bigger. Anyway...
94 00:04:38 I will not disappoint you.
95 00:04:40 All right,let's get to work.
96 00:04:45 [man] Hi, Kalli.
97 00:04:47 Good morning.
98 00:04:54 Just because we're the onlysingle ones in the group
99 00:04:56 - does not mean we have a wish list.- Girl, I know.
100 00:04:59 Well, maybe you shouldn't have writtenyours on the company computer.
101 00:05:02 And maybe you shouldn'thave written yours
102 00:05:03 on the bathroom stall.
103 00:05:04 Girl, I got IBS.
104 00:05:06 Okay? I get bored.
105 00:05:07 Plus, I repainted it.
106 00:05:08 In nail polish?
107 00:05:10 And what's wrongwith having a list, huh?
108 00:05:14 Did you know that my mother metmy father after she wrote a list?
109 00:05:19 Everything she wroteon that thing,
110 00:05:22 my daddy, he was all of it.
111 00:05:25 Let me see yours again.
112 00:05:26 - Come on. [chuckles]- Okay.
113 00:05:29 Okay.
114 00:05:35 - Gimme, gimme, gimme.- Mm-hmm.
115 00:05:37 - "Tall, handsome...- Yes.
116 00:05:39 ...great body,
117 00:05:41 good job, professional,
118 00:05:43 has never been to jail,no baby-mama drama."
119 00:05:46 What if I told you that Charliewas everything on this list?
120 00:05:52 What if I told youhow can you know that?
121 00:05:55 - [knock on door]- Yes?
122 00:05:58 Danica,your mother's on line two.
123 00:06:00 Thank you.
124 00:06:01 You spoke her up.
125 00:06:03 This should be good.
126 00:06:04 - Shh!- Go and answer it.
127 00:06:07 [beep]
128 00:06:10 Hi, Mommy.
129 00:06:12 Hey, Darling.Listen, I need your help.
130 00:06:14 It's your sister.She's getting out.
131 00:06:16 - Mom...- Listen, I know you don't want me to think
132 00:06:19 that you think you're too goodto give your family some help.
133 00:06:22 Especially not after everything Isacrificed to put you through college.
134 00:06:26 Mama, I know that.
135 00:06:28 - But...- Guilt trip.
136 00:06:30 - Shh!- You know, working two jobs,
137 00:06:32 having to put up with Buckwheat, andyou know how Buckwheat is, you know?
138 00:06:37 And I have to say I did all that'cause I love you girls.
139 00:06:40 You know?And I love your sister.
140 00:06:42 She's just...I don't know, she just...
141 00:06:44 It doesn't matter.[chuckles]
142 00:06:46 She's better now, thank God.And she's clean.
143 00:06:49 - [Danica] Um, Mama, what do you need me to do?- Ah.
144 00:06:52 Darling, would you do me a favor,would you please go and pick her up?
145 00:06:55 She asked me to come get her in mycar, but my car's not doing so well.
146 00:06:59 If you could pick her up,I'd appreciate it.
147 00:07:03 - What time?- What time?
148 00:07:05 Honey, it's jail.She's been in there five years.
149 00:07:08 You get there when you can,like the song said.
150 00:07:10 Okay, I'll pick her upafter work.
151 00:07:13 And, uh, we'll beby your house by six.
152 00:07:16 - The hell you bringing her to my house for?- Mommy!
153 00:07:19 Do you realizethat the last time
154 00:07:21 she stayed with me,all my copper was gone?
155 00:07:23 I don't knowhow she got it out the wall.
156 00:07:25 I don't know how she got itout the toaster.
157 00:07:27 My QVC toaster,my favorite toaster.
158 00:07:29 That shit cost me$35,000 to fix.
159 00:07:32 You know what she made on thatlittle bit of copper she got?
160 00:07:36 29.95.
161 00:07:38 - Now that's a bitch.- You just said that she was clean.
162 00:07:41 I meant she was clean enoughto go to your house.
163 00:07:43 See, 'cause you got an apartment.You don't have any copper.
164 00:07:46 Mom, but I do have a toaster.
165 00:07:48 Well, then lock your shit up, orthat bitch will take everything.
166 00:07:51 Everything.
167 00:07:52 - Bye, baby.- I didn't say yes.
168 00:07:55 Your sister really comingto stay with you?
169 00:07:59 Looks that way.
170 00:08:01 - [door buzzer in distance]- [Danica sighs]
171 00:08:09 I don't know where Tanya is,and I done come all this way.
172 00:08:12 [Tanya]That's it, right there.
173 00:08:14 - I think Tanya got a ride already.- Now to the left!
174 00:08:16 - Eat it!- [man] I'm not hungry.
175 00:08:18 [Danica] Hey, Tanya!
176 00:08:19 - [man] No condom forever.- What?
177 00:08:21 - Tanya!- [Tanya] Hey.
178 00:08:22 Oh, shit.
179 00:08:24 - Hey, sis! Hey, girl, hey.- Who the fuck is that?
180 00:08:27 - That's my sister.- Sister, how are you doing?
181 00:08:29 Hey, girl.Go on and smack that ass.
182 00:08:31 In nine monthsyou'll have a new nephew.
183 00:08:33 What? Boy, please.
184 00:08:34 - Okay, I'm going now.- Yeah, that's it.
185 00:08:36 That's it, right there.[grunts]
186 00:08:37 Hey, now, don't leave me.
187 00:08:39 I still wanna ride homewith y'all.
188 00:08:41 Girl, is that OJ?
189 00:08:42 I'm almost finished.Okay, to the left.
190 00:08:44 No, that's a white Bronco.I know that's OJ.
191 00:08:47 - [Tanya] Yeah, boy!- Girl, I don't care.
192 00:08:49 [Tanya] To the left!There you go, right there.
193 00:08:52 I still want to ride with you.Don't leave me, okay?
194 00:08:54 - Just give me a minute, we almost through.- [man] When I come, you go...
195 00:08:56 What? Doesn't look like...Goddamn it!
196 00:08:59 - [Tanya] You gonna eat this.- I'm not hungry.
197 00:09:01 I'm a vegetarian.
198 00:09:03 - [Tanya] You a what?- [man] I don't eat pork.
199 00:09:04 [Tanya]You gonna eat something today.
200 00:09:06 This ain't pork.This is roast beef.
201 00:09:07 - Eat it!- Will you stop looking at them.
202 00:09:09 I can't help it.
203 00:09:10 It's like watchinga Love & Hip Hop reunion.
204 00:09:12 [Tanya and man grunting]
205 00:09:14 - Oh, my God. Are they fighting?- I don't know.
206 00:09:16 - [Kalli] Should we help them?- [Tanya] No, you gonna die tonight.
207 00:09:19 Someone should help him.
208 00:09:21 [clatter and thud]
209 00:09:23 [Tanya] Shit.
210 00:09:25 Thought you wastearing something up.
211 00:09:28 Here she come.
212 00:09:30 [panting]
213 00:09:35 - [door shuts]- [exhaling]
214 00:09:37 Girl, this car is nice!
215 00:09:39 Thank you.
216 00:09:40 One of y'allgot some hand sanitizer
217 00:09:42 and some mouthwash?
218 00:09:43 Bitch, you need a bath.
219 00:09:45 Why couldn't he bring youback to the city?
220 00:09:47 Girl, I don't know him.
221 00:09:49 He was up herevisiting his wife, okay?
222 00:09:51 And I needed to get some.
223 00:09:52 I've been locked upfor five years.
224 00:09:54 You know how hard it is
225 00:09:56 to maintain your virginityup in here?
226 00:09:57 Virginity?
227 00:09:59 Some of these womenbe looking real good, okay?
228 00:10:02 Especially the onesthat be working out.
229 00:10:03 There's this one chickin there,
230 00:10:05 - her name Dude.- Stop. Just stop.
231 00:10:08 It didn't even say male orfemale on her birth certificate.
232 00:10:10 It says"hetero-lesbian-sexual."
233 00:10:13 - [chuckles] I can't.- Me neither.
234 00:10:15 Girl, we needto get up outta here.
235 00:10:16 You need to start this car.
236 00:10:18 'Cause I don't knowif this fool gonna wake up.
237 00:10:19 Yeah, I had to chokethe hell outta him.
238 00:10:22 Cutting up,I had to teach him.
239 00:10:23 I'm sure he'll wake upat some point.
240 00:10:28 Why do you keep looking upin the mirror?
241 00:10:30 - For the police.- I didn't kill him. I just choked him out.
242 00:10:34 He will come back to air soon.
243 00:10:36 They always do.
244 00:10:38 I am so happy to be out, though.
245 00:10:40 I can't tell.Seems like you wanna go back.
246 00:10:43 No, I am serious, okay?
247 00:10:44 I do not wanna goto jail no more.
248 00:10:46 I am gonna do better.I promise you that.
249 00:10:49 I mean, I even talkedto the Lord.
250 00:10:51 - The Lord?- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
251 00:10:53 - What? You're praying now?- No.
252 00:10:56 Lord, as in "Warlord."
253 00:10:58 That was my main snackbefore I went into jail.
254 00:11:01 And I had to tell him.I said, "Lord,
255 00:11:03 I am no longer gonna bedoing anything illegal.
256 00:11:06 I am only gonna be doing what myprobation officer wrote on this paper."
257 00:11:11 - Let me see that.- Right here.
258 00:11:13 Yep, I'm doing everythingon that paper.
259 00:11:15 Except for, maybe, like, selling some
260 00:11:17 or maybe, like,a hand job here or there.
261 00:11:18 Or maybe I'll be out hereshaking ass a little bit.
262 00:11:20 No, no, no, no, no.You are not selling anything.
263 00:11:23 What? Girl, how am I supposedto make a living?
264 00:11:24 You're gonna get a job.
265 00:11:26 We're gonna help youget a normal job.
266 00:11:28 And you're gonna get on thestraight and narrow, okay?
267 00:11:29 You understand?
268 00:11:30 Why are we talking white?
269 00:11:32 You never done that.
270 00:11:33 Girl, shit, we gottatalk white in that office.
271 00:11:35 But we in the car right now.Black up, nigga. Damn, come on!
272 00:11:39 - What's up?- Nigga?
273 00:11:40 Look, you know Mama said thatI can't stay with her, right?
274 00:11:43 So, you can't take meover there.
275 00:11:45 I know. So you'regonna stay with me.
276 00:11:47 - For real?- For real.
277 00:11:49 Ooh! We fittin' to turnthis shit up, y'all!
278 00:11:53 We fittin' to turn it up!
279 00:11:56 Free at last! Free at last!
280 00:11:58 I'm about to go out here and shakethis ass. Can we go to the club?
281 00:12:03 [Danica] Come on in.
282 00:12:07 - [light switch clicks]- Ooh!
283 00:12:08 This is nice!
284 00:12:12 Girl...
285 00:12:13 This... All this shitis you right here?
286 00:12:15 - Okay. You didn't have to give up no ass?- [Danica] No.
287 00:12:18 - Get your little butt off the couch.- Nothing like that?
288 00:12:21 - This is so nice!- Your sister makes the upper six figures.
289 00:12:24 Okay?She's using her brain.
290 00:12:26 Yeah, well,where I come from,
291 00:12:27 you usually haveto use your brain
292 00:12:30 in order to get somethinglike this, you know?
293 00:12:32 'Cause I don't know no dudesthat wanna just mess with a girl
294 00:12:35 - 'cause of her brains.- [all chuckling]
295 00:12:37 Wait, wait. I do know one dudethat likes to fuck brains.
296 00:12:41 And that's the dudethat's in cell block D.
297 00:12:43 Geez, sis. You know what?
298 00:12:45 Don't get it twisted,'cause I know some smart hoes.
299 00:12:47 Don't sleep on me.I know some smart hoes.
300 00:12:50 - You remember Rhonda?- Yes.
301 00:12:51 Yes. Man, she hada couch just like this
302 00:12:54 in her apartmentin the projects.
303 00:12:55 But she was a ho.She was definitely a ho.
304 00:12:58 They don't smell like roachesin here or nothing.
305 00:13:01 This is so nice.And look at this.
306 00:13:03 Girl, how you get sparkles
307 00:13:05 in the back of an animal?Is this a bear?
308 00:13:07 - What is this? A Care Bear?- [Danica] Come on.
309 00:13:09 - Come on.- That is crazy.
310 00:13:11 - It's gonna stay clean.- It's so clean.
311 00:13:12 I'm gonna show youwhere you'll be sleeping.
312 00:13:14 And look at your plants.Like, oh, my goodness.
313 00:13:17 This looks like it isoutta Avatar.
314 00:13:20 [gasps]I get to sleep in here?
315 00:13:23 No four to a cell or nothing?
316 00:13:25 I haven't been in a bed like thisin, like, five to ten years.
317 00:13:30 [grunts] Ooh!
318 00:13:34 Ooh! All these your clothes?
319 00:13:35 Yup, those are all mine.I'll make room for yours.
320 00:13:38 Oh. I don't have any clothes.
321 00:13:41 I'm sure you can findsomething to wear in there.
322 00:13:44 Go take a shower.
323 00:13:45 This isn't Bailey.
324 00:13:46 - Her and Bailey broke up.- [Danica] Kalli.
325 00:13:49 Wait a minute. Weren't y'all engaged?Didn't he propose to you?
326 00:13:52 - Yeah. He's getting married soon.- Kalli.
327 00:13:54 What? What happened? Y'all beendating for, like, six years.
328 00:13:58 Well...
329 00:14:00 He met someone else.And he is very happy.
330 00:14:03 And I am very happy.
331 00:14:06 Okay?
332 00:14:08 That is bullshit.
333 00:14:09 She's even goingto the wedding.
334 00:14:11 You gotta be lying to me.
335 00:14:12 - No, girl.- Kalli, stop.
336 00:14:14 Just...Just, I got this. Thanks.
337 00:14:17 Um, it's all for the best.
338 00:14:19 - Mm-hmm.- I'm happy.
339 00:14:22 I am dating an amazing guy.
340 00:14:24 And when did this happen?What's his name?
341 00:14:27 - Charlie.- [sighs]
342 00:14:29 Charlie?So, I wanna meet him.
343 00:14:33 Me too.
344 00:14:34 You haven't met him?
345 00:14:35 No. When is she gonnameet him, Danica?
346 00:14:39 It's time for you to go home.
347 00:14:40 No, we need to work on thisproject, and I want wine.
348 00:14:44 Ooh, bring me backsome wine too, girl.
349 00:14:46 You are not allowedto have any wine.
350 00:14:48 - Says who?- Your probation requirements.
351 00:14:50 AA meetings, get a job.
352 00:14:52 No alcohol or drugs,and no fighting.
353 00:14:54 A bitch better not bother me.I'm telling you right now.
354 00:14:56 Better leave me alone.'Cause I will pop off
355 00:14:59 if I gotta do all of that.
356 00:15:00 - Shower. Go.- [groans] All right.
357 00:15:04 I got you.
358 00:15:07 Ooh! Girl!
359 00:15:09 This bathtub is everything!
360 00:15:12 Do you know how long it's beensince I've been in a bathtub?
361 00:15:15 - [water running]- The water is hot too!
362 00:15:17 What timethey turn the hot water off?
363 00:15:19 - Never.- Never? They don't turn it off?
364 00:15:22 - Forever?- Yes.
365 00:15:23 Ah, shoot.
366 00:15:25 When I come outta here,my coochie gonna be so clean,
367 00:15:28 it's gonna squeak.
368 00:15:38 I don't want her to know all thatstuff about Charlie or Bailey.
369 00:15:41 You gotta stop.
370 00:15:43 Hey, sorry.
371 00:15:46 You gotta slowly tell herthings, because, um...
372 00:15:51 she has to process them.
373 00:15:53 She can be a little violent.
374 00:15:54 Yeah, well, she needsto be violent with his ass.
375 00:15:56 [scoffs]
376 00:15:57 Danica, he proposed to you
377 00:15:59 and then walked offwith that girl.
378 00:16:01 [muffled grunt]
379 00:16:03 I'm happy.
380 00:16:05 Hello?
381 00:16:06 With myself and with Charlie.
382 00:16:09 So... So, please,
383 00:16:11 just... just stop.
384 00:16:13 - Okay.- Okay?
385 00:16:14 - Okay.- Okay.
386 00:16:16 - Cheers.- Cheers.
387 00:16:17 - To happy.- To happy.
388 00:16:21 I don't thinkit should be on the nose.
389 00:16:23 - Yeah, I agree.- Yeah.
390 00:16:25 The ad should say, "The List."
391 00:16:27 But that's on the nose.
392 00:16:28 Kalli, that's the nameof the product.
393 00:16:30 [both laugh]
394 00:16:32 Girl, you knowif you nail this...
395 00:16:34 I know, I know.
396 00:16:35 - It's a lot of money.- I know.
397 00:16:38 But I can't think about it.We need to just do it.
398 00:16:40 - Yes.- Okay.
399 00:16:42 ♪ ...make you wannaGet this thing in ♪
400 00:16:43 ♪ They call me Tanya ♪
401 00:16:44 ♪ And I will fuck you up ♪
402 00:16:46 ♪ You better not talk to me ♪
403 00:16:47 ♪ I'll knuckle up! ♪
404 00:16:48 - ♪ Hey! ♪- Is she rapping?
405 00:16:50 Yes, which is why
406 00:16:51 we should finishthe rest of this wine
407 00:16:53 - before she comes out.- Ooh! Please!
408 00:16:55 Girl, the corner office,
409 00:16:57 the huge bonus,
410 00:16:59 the promotion.
411 00:17:01 Oof!
412 00:17:02 - [cell phone vibrates]- And we're done.
413 00:17:03 Your phone.It says, "Bae."
414 00:17:07 Is that Charlie?
415 00:17:10 Answer it.
416 00:17:13 - Hello?- [Charlie] Hey.
417 00:17:15 Damn, I've been thinkingabout you all day.
418 00:17:17 That's funny, because we'vebeen talking about you all day.
419 00:17:21 Oh. Uh, who is this?
420 00:17:23 It's Kalli, Danica's friend.
421 00:17:24 Yeah, she told mea lot about you.
422 00:17:27 She lied. I'm a size six.
423 00:17:29 [chuckling]
424 00:17:30 And she's told mea lot more about you.
425 00:17:32 So... [clears throat]when am I gonna see you?
426 00:17:34 Oh... [stammering]
427 00:17:36 [whispering]Damn, he sounds fine!
428 00:17:39 - Hey.- Yeah, I didn't know you had company.
429 00:17:42 - You wanna talk later?- No, it's a good time to talk now.
430 00:17:45 How was your day?
431 00:17:46 Stressful, but I'm good.
432 00:17:48 What did you do today?
433 00:17:49 Well, we got the accountthat I wanted.
434 00:17:51 And we are working on itas we speak.
435 00:17:53 Oh, wow.That's great. Congrats.
436 00:17:56 I'm trying to be cool, but I reallywant this campaign to be amazing.
437 00:17:59 I would be the first black womanto be a VP in the company.
438 00:18:03 Dang, girl, I didn't knowyou was getting married!
439 00:18:06 You bought a wedding dressand everything.
440 00:18:09 - Baby, can I call you back?- "Baby"? Is that Charles?
441 00:18:11 Is that who you boughtthis wedding dress for?
442 00:18:14 - Did you buy a wedding dress for Charlie?- I'll call you back.
443 00:18:15 - Y'all getting married?- Tanya!
444 00:18:19 Why did you do that?
445 00:18:21 I just wanted to talk to him.
446 00:18:22 [screaming]Take off my dress!
447 00:18:27 [soft chuckle, sigh]
448 00:18:31 What's wrong with you,homegirl?
449 00:18:33 Who you think you'reyelling at up in here?
450 00:18:35 - Who you think... Bitch!- Come on, I'll help you get out of that.
451 00:18:37 Don't you know I justgot out of prison, bitch?
452 00:18:39 Don't you know you will getfucked up over here?
453 00:18:41 - Okay, come.- What do you think this is?
454 00:18:43 - I'll help you out the dress.- I'm fresh outta jail.
455 00:18:45 You don't talk to nobodyfresh outta jail like that.
456 00:18:47 - [Kalli] Come on.- The fuck she... You think...
457 00:18:49 You think you won't getyour ass whipped here, bitch?
458 00:18:51 Tanya! No. No.
459 00:18:53 - I'm just saying.- I'm gonna help you take this off, okay?
460 00:18:55 Do she knowwho she's dealing with?
461 00:18:57 - Come on.- I don't give a fuck!
462 00:18:59 - You got me working this shit.- You will get tore up out here.
463 00:19:01 You will get tore up!
464 00:19:02 I don't careif your house clean, bitch.
465 00:19:04 It'll get dirty in a minute.
466 00:19:05 Ooh! She lucky I didn'tpunch her in her damn face.
467 00:19:09 Hollering at me.
468 00:19:10 I don't like that.
469 00:19:11 You know what?I saw Bridesmaids.
470 00:19:12 I will take a shitin this dress.
471 00:19:15 Please don't do that.
472 00:19:16 Look...
473 00:19:18 I'm worried about her.
474 00:19:20 She's selling that shit,ain't she?
475 00:19:21 Yeah, I knew you can't live likethis without selling that shit.
476 00:19:24 No. No, no, no,it's nothing like that.
477 00:19:27 Look, Bailey broke her heart.
478 00:19:28 She pretendsthat everything is okay,
479 00:19:30 but she hadthe whole wedding planned.
480 00:19:32 And bought this dress.She bought it that day.
481 00:19:34 And that night he told herhe'd met someone else.
482 00:19:36 And then she wentinto a deep depression,
483 00:19:38 and she was so sad.
484 00:19:39 Her work was suffering.
485 00:19:40 Look, I'm stillreally concerned.
486 00:19:43 - Yeah, I'm gonna fuck him up.- No. She doesn't want that.
487 00:19:45 You don't know her, okay?She has a mean streak
488 00:19:48 and a hood streak,just like me.
489 00:19:50 We come fromthe same place, all right?
490 00:19:52 And we gonna tear his ass up.
491 00:19:53 Your sister has changed.
492 00:19:56 Dang. Money take thegangster out you, huh?
493 00:19:58 That's like Puffy walking around callinghimself "Brother Love" and shit.
494 00:20:01 Well, you know what?
495 00:20:03 She got Charlie now.
496 00:20:04 He's probably the one.
497 00:20:06 Mmm, that's another thingI'm concerned about.
498 00:20:08 Damn, you concernedabout a lot of shit.
499 00:20:10 Look, all I'm saying is shemet him online a year ago,
500 00:20:13 and she doesn't date anybody else.She only talks to him.
501 00:20:15 Well, that's her, you know? She into thatmonogram type of relationship stuff.
502 00:20:20 Mo... Monogamy?
503 00:20:22 Oh, yeah, that's the word.Yeah, "monogamy."
504 00:20:24 - That's when just one people, right?- Well... Yeah.
505 00:20:25 - Just two people.- Just the two?
506 00:20:27 - One-to-one relationship?- Yeah.
507 00:20:29 Well, I'm concerned.
508 00:20:31 They can't even Skype. He says hiscomputer or his camera is broken.
509 00:20:35 And the WiFi where he isisn't strong enough,
510 00:20:36 'cause he workson a offshore oil rig.
511 00:20:40 What the hell is Skype?
512 00:20:42 Oh, oh! Wait a minute.I know, I know.
513 00:20:44 That's, like, okay, you knowwhen I was in jail, right?
514 00:20:46 When I was in jail we used to be in therec room watching TV all the time.
515 00:20:50 And there was this one show thatused to come on all the time,
516 00:20:52 and this what this sound like.It's on MTV.
517 00:20:55 It's a showcalled Catfish, right?
518 00:20:57 And they... If the person youtrying to talk to on the computer
519 00:21:00 don't wanna Skype with you,they probably not real.
520 00:21:02 That's what's going on.
521 00:21:04 She dating the... Ghosted.
522 00:21:05 She got ghosted right now.
523 00:21:07 So, what we gonna do is wegonna contact Catfish, right?
524 00:21:10 No, we contact Catfish.
525 00:21:11 We gonna email themor call them.
526 00:21:13 Probably gotta email.
527 00:21:15 And then we let 'em knowwhat's going on,
528 00:21:16 and bam! We got him.
529 00:21:18 - And then we get her some real dick!- Tanya.
530 00:21:19 Tanya, I will not bea part of that.
531 00:21:21 And do nottell her I told you.
532 00:21:23 All right,I ain't no snitch. I got you.
533 00:21:25 - [Charlie] Hey, babe. Why are you so quiet?- I'm sorry.
534 00:21:28 I need to explain to youabout the wedding dress.
535 00:21:29 I know you heard it.
536 00:21:31 I bought the dresswhen I thought
537 00:21:32 my ex and I were goingto get married.
538 00:21:34 We didn't,and I still have it.
539 00:21:36 I didn't want you to thinkI bought it for you.
540 00:21:38 [Charlie] Well, I wouldn'tmind if you did, baby.
541 00:21:41 I mean, I do feel likeyou're my soulmate.
542 00:21:43 Charlie, what if you met me and I'mnot the person you think I am?
543 00:21:47 I mean, what if we don't haveany chemistry?
544 00:21:51 - We're so good on the phone.- [Charlie chuckles]
545 00:21:53 Don't be afraid of that, babe.
546 00:21:54 We'll be good together.I promise you.
547 00:21:56 I wish I could see you.
548 00:21:57 Yeah, I'm gonna put inanother request
549 00:21:59 to upgrade the WiFi.
550 00:22:01 But they're on thiscrazy budget around here.
551 00:22:03 - I wish I was there.- I wish you were here too.
552 00:22:06 Look, I gotta turn in.Early morning.
553 00:22:08 But, um, I love you.
554 00:22:09 I love you too.
555 00:22:11 - Goodnight.- Night.
556 00:22:17 [Danica] Tanya.
557 00:22:18 - Wake up.- [soft snoring]
558 00:22:24 - Come on. Get up.- I told you I stabbed my friend up.
559 00:22:28 [sighs]Jail flashback. Sorry.
560 00:22:32 I'm sorryabout your wedding dress.
561 00:22:34 Oh, forget it.It's going to be a great day.
562 00:22:36 Come on. You gotta get up.You have to find a job
563 00:22:39 so you can be in good standingwith your probation officer,
564 00:22:40 and then you gotta find a placeto go to your AA meetings.
565 00:22:42 I found this address.
566 00:22:44 I don't knowwhy I think I know it,
567 00:22:45 but it's close to my job.
568 00:22:48 I need to talk to you about this findinga job and being clean and stuff.
569 00:22:52 I was thinking, if I just had a little bit of
570 00:22:54 Here, put this on.
571 00:22:56 And we...
572 00:22:58 We need to do somethingwith your hair.
573 00:23:00 [groans]
574 00:23:02 Would you...Would you stand up straight?
575 00:23:04 - You know it's been a long time since I wore heels.- Oh, Lord.
576 00:23:08 Let's grab a coffee real quick.Well, not really quick.
577 00:23:11 These heels giving mean earthquake in my panties.
578 00:23:14 - [Danica] Let's go.- You know I can't do these heels like this.
579 00:23:17 - Keep going. You'll get it.- [woman] I want the one over there, please.
580 00:23:20 Thank you. Come on.
581 00:23:22 They let the disabled cut?I'm sorry, y'all.
582 00:23:25 Okay.
583 00:23:26 - Hey. Good morning.- Good morning.
584 00:23:29 - Hey.- Hey. How you doing?
585 00:23:30 - This is my sister, Tanya.- All right.
586 00:23:32 She needs an espresso,please.
587 00:23:34 - I need a joint.- I can't help you with the joint.
588 00:23:36 I can help youwith the espresso.
589 00:23:37 You're gonna let mepay for this.
590 00:23:38 I can't hear you.What are you saying?
591 00:23:40 Girl, you need to go aheadand just, yeah,
592 00:23:42 move the foam arounda little more.
593 00:23:43 Look, your steamnot hot enough.
594 00:23:45 Yeah, we've beenhaving trouble with it.
595 00:23:47 You know what?There's a valve on the back
596 00:23:48 that gets stuck sometimes.
597 00:23:50 - Really?- If you look in the lower back part...
598 00:23:52 I could help you with that.
599 00:23:54 Check it out.The lower back, it gets stuck.
600 00:23:56 - Thank you.- Yeah, but no. Down, lower.
601 00:23:58 You gotta get lower, baby.You gotta bend over, baby.
602 00:24:00 You gotta get a littlelower. Underneath.
603 00:24:02 Yeah, bend at the knee.There you go.
604 00:24:05 - Yeah! You, shut up!- Tanya!
605 00:24:07 Yeah, now you feeling,you feeling it?
606 00:24:08 - Right here?- Yeah, right up in there.
607 00:24:10 - And you feel something warm?- Absolutely.
608 00:24:12 It's a little, like, hot.A little steamy, a little bit.
609 00:24:13 - It is hot, yeah.- Yeah, yeah.
610 00:24:15 Now put your two fingersin there.
611 00:24:16 You gotta puttwo fingers up in there.
612 00:24:18 - I...- And whirl it around a little bit. Bitch, move.
613 00:24:20 I can't see him. Move...Bitch, get out the way.
614 00:24:22 - You should feel something warm there.- Yeah. Okay.
615 00:24:23 Yeah. And then move themaround a little bit.
616 00:24:26 Yeah, move them around.
617 00:24:27 Now slowly pull 'em out.
618 00:24:29 You should feela little click.
619 00:24:31 Go ahead and try it now.
620 00:24:32 - [Frank] That's crazy.- Yeah.
621 00:24:34 - Yeah, yeah.- That's crazy. I didn't even know.
622 00:24:36 - [steam hissing]- [Frank] Look at that.
623 00:24:40 [Tanya] Whoo!
624 00:24:43 That's something else, right?Damn, who knew? How'd you know?
625 00:24:46 You know, I was in...
626 00:24:49 I was in charge of the coffeefor all the guards.
627 00:24:51 - Okay.- They used to call me Negress Barista.
628 00:24:54 I got you, but guards, you said"guards." What'd you mean?
629 00:24:56 - Yeah. I did a bit.- Okay.
630 00:24:59 - How long you been out?- [Danica] Not long.
631 00:25:01 She's going down to the unemploymentoffice down the street.
632 00:25:04 Danica, unemployment office?
633 00:25:06 I mean, with the whole felonthing that's gonna be hard.
634 00:25:08 Yeah, I tried to tell her.
635 00:25:10 - Why don't you just work here?- For real?
636 00:25:12 I mean...obviously we need help.
637 00:25:15 - [Tanya] Oh, snap.- Isn't this great?
638 00:25:16 Yeah, for real.
639 00:25:18 Liliana, get this young ladyan application.
640 00:25:20 That's what's up. Yeah, this is so dope.I can come back there?
641 00:25:24 - Absolutely.- Like, right now?
642 00:25:25 - Right now right now.- Right now right now?
643 00:25:27 Absolutely.Come on, come around back.
644 00:25:30 Feels special coming aroundthe back side.
645 00:25:32 Listen, I appreciate youtrying to do this for me.
646 00:25:36 - Absolutely, yeah.- But my sister is a... bit much.
647 00:25:40 No, I got it.
648 00:25:42 - I mean, we...- [Tanya] Where... Excuse me.
649 00:25:44 Where it say "felon," what youwant me to put right there?
650 00:25:47 - I'll take care of the felon part.- That's what I'm talking about.
651 00:25:50 All right. You gonna be a good boss.I can tell.
652 00:25:52 - I can't be responsible for her actions.- Really, Danica, I got it.
653 00:25:56 - How hard could it be?- You should...
654 00:25:57 Where it say "sex,"
655 00:25:59 what you want meto put right there?
656 00:26:00 Uh...
657 00:26:02 - Female, right?- What you wanna put?
658 00:26:04 Plenty. [chuckles]
659 00:26:06 Just so you know.
660 00:26:09 - Plenty.- See?
661 00:26:11 You said you got it.
662 00:26:12 - You got it.- I did say that, didn't I?
663 00:26:15 Um, excuse me.Where it say "position,"
664 00:26:17 which onedo you want me to be in?
665 00:26:19 What position you wanna be in?
666 00:26:20 Well, you know,I prefer doggy style.
667 00:26:23 But you seem morelike a missionary.
668 00:26:25 But you know what?I could show you the spider.
669 00:26:27 You heard about the spider? You ain't didthe spider? You know nothing about that.
670 00:26:30 Just legs everywhere.
671 00:26:32 Just legs. Just, whoo!
672 00:26:34 You knowI got some legs on me, so...
673 00:26:35 Wait, I'm gonna show youthat spider, boy.
674 00:26:38 Uh... for references,who do you want me to put down?
675 00:26:42 - Me.- [Tanya] Nah, I ain't never slept with you.
676 00:26:44 You know what? I'm gonna goahead and put Malik down.
677 00:26:47 Yeah.
678 00:26:49 Okay. Thank you.
679 00:26:51 Tanya, call me later.
680 00:26:52 Yeah, girl, I'm gonna callyou as soon as I get off.
681 00:26:56 Yeah, this should be fun.
682 00:27:00 Okay, what do you smell?
683 00:27:04 - Jasmine.- What else?
684 00:27:06 - Lilac?- Hillary?
685 00:27:08 Yeah, I'm on a strictno smelling diet this week.
686 00:27:11 Lost four pounds.
687 00:27:13 - Amazing, congrats.- Okay, I came up with something.
688 00:27:15 Okay, you ready?
689 00:27:19 "The List.
690 00:27:20 Are you on it?"
691 00:27:23 Sounds scary.
692 00:27:25 - Right?- Yeah. I like that.
693 00:27:26 Scary's good, right?
694 00:27:27 Yeah, it's likeSchindler's List.
695 00:27:29 - But that was a good list.- Yes.
696 00:27:30 Yes, 'cause he saveda lot of people.
697 00:27:32 Okay, I'm just gonna sayI think this is stupid.
698 00:27:35 Okay? Who makesa wish list for a man?
699 00:27:38 Look, I don't know. I'm just having awhole issue with the whole thing, okay?
700 00:27:41 I like other lists.Angie's. Craig's.
701 00:27:44 I just think most listshave been dominated.
702 00:27:46 Listen, how about this?
703 00:27:48 We're not hereto judge the product.
704 00:27:50 - Right.- Okay?
705 00:27:52 We're here to justbrand it and sell it.
706 00:27:54 - Brand it and sell it.- Yeah. Bring back some ideas.
707 00:27:59 Because we're runningout of time.
708 00:28:00 - Yeah, okay.- You got it. Yeah, we can do that.
709 00:28:02 - Thank you.- Okay.
710 00:28:05 - [Frank] Son, your mama's here.- Okay.
711 00:28:07 Pack your things up. Make sure youbehave for your mama, all right?
712 00:28:10 And I'll beat your game tomorrow.
713 00:28:12 - Okay.- Okay. I love you.
714 00:28:13 [boy] Love you too.See you there.
715 00:28:15 - [Frank] Bye.- Bye.
716 00:28:19 That's your kid?
717 00:28:20 - Yeah.- He is so cute.
718 00:28:23 - Thank you.- You a good dude.
719 00:28:25 - Thanks, Tanya.- You want some? Can I get you some?
720 00:28:28 Get me some what?
721 00:28:29 I mean... Never mind.
722 00:28:31 Unless you want it.
723 00:28:33 But I just wanna showmy appreciation
724 00:28:35 for you giving me this job.
725 00:28:36 I appreciate thatyou're appreciative.
726 00:28:38 Man, when I tell my PO
727 00:28:40 that I got a job,he is gonna be so shocked.
728 00:28:43 I thought I was gonna have tosleep with him or something.
729 00:28:45 Anyways, all I gotta dois AA meetings once a week,
730 00:28:48 and it's gonna be breezy, 'cause mysister gave me this address right here.
731 00:28:51 - Do you know where this is at?- Do I know where it's at?
732 00:28:53 - It's here. Yeah.- This is here?
733 00:28:55 Oh, my...I am so damn lucky.
734 00:28:57 - Why are you so lucky?- I need to play the lotto or something.
735 00:28:59 Maybe you should.You know what?
736 00:29:01 You could help me set uplater, for the AA meeting.
737 00:29:03 - Cool.- I wanna ask you something.
738 00:29:06 You and your sister close?
739 00:29:07 - Y'all seem close, I mean.- Yeah, we...
740 00:29:10 We've been closeever since we was little kids.
741 00:29:12 You know,she was always the smart one.
742 00:29:14 I was the onealways getting in trouble.
743 00:29:16 I know you gave me this jobbecause of her.
744 00:29:18 Thank you. I appreciate it.
745 00:29:20 Let me tell you something.
746 00:29:22 - She got you in the door, but you got the job.- Mmm.
747 00:29:26 Don't be flirting with me unless you wantboth of us, 'cause I know you like her.
748 00:29:30 I do. I like her a lot.
749 00:29:32 I tried to ask... Well,actually, I did ask her out.
750 00:29:35 What happened?
751 00:29:37 She's always saying somethingabout Charlie, her boyfriend.
752 00:29:40 You know this guy, Charlie?
753 00:29:43 Yeah.
754 00:29:46 Could you do me a favor?
755 00:29:47 - Anything.- Can I send an email on your computer?
756 00:29:50 Yeah. But don't make thata habit, Tanya.
757 00:29:52 - I won't, I promise you I won't.- All right.
758 00:29:56 And let me give you some advice.
759 00:29:58 You need to push up a little bitharder on my sister if you want her.
760 00:30:01 And, as soon as I finish sending thisemail, all right, I'm gonna take my break.
761 00:30:06 You ain't even workedhalf a day, Tanya.
762 00:30:08 Yeah, well, that's justhow it's gonna have to be.
763 00:30:10 - Also, I'ma need a three week vacation...- It comes off...
764 00:30:12 ...once I finishmy first month, all right?
765 00:30:14 I'm gonna give you the best 30 daysyou ever had from an employee.
766 00:30:18 Now we're gonna needto talk about my 41-OK too.
767 00:30:23 Yeah. I'm on this.
768 00:30:26 Okay. Dear Nevvy and Max...
769 00:30:34 Okay, Danica, think.
770 00:30:36 [cell phone ringing]
771 00:30:39 No.
772 00:30:41 - Hi.- [Charlie] Hey.
773 00:30:43 Can you see me?
774 00:30:45 No. It says, "poor connection."
775 00:30:47 [groans] Damn. I was hopingthis would work.
776 00:30:49 I'm sorry. I wanted you to see the rig.There's a beautiful sunset.
777 00:30:53 I wish I could see it.
778 00:30:54 I wish I could see you too.
779 00:30:55 I... Where are you?
780 00:30:57 - I'm still at work.- Oh, baby.
781 00:30:59 Go home and get some rest.You sound tired.
782 00:31:03 Yeah. Maybe you're right.
783 00:31:05 You know, if I was there I would havea bath and dinner ready for you.
784 00:31:09 You would?
785 00:31:11 Yeah.
786 00:31:12 And I'd rub your feet, and...
787 00:31:14 Don't say what else you would do.I can't handle it. I'm so horny.
788 00:31:18 Oh, okay. [chuckles]
789 00:31:21 Well, I guessI won't say it then.
790 00:31:23 Can I call you when I get home?
791 00:31:25 Yeah.
792 00:31:27 - I love you.- I love you too.
793 00:31:34 Excuse me.
794 00:31:35 What's going on here?
795 00:31:37 It's an AA meeting.
796 00:31:44 Guys, I was getting high for years.
797 00:31:46 And I was drinking. I went to jail.
798 00:31:50 And I turned it around. I mean, now I...
799 00:31:53 own the coffee shop, right?
800 00:31:56 So, it's the same thing.We cannot let the shame stop us.
801 00:31:59 All right? But, beforewe get more into that,
802 00:32:03 group,
803 00:32:04 this lovely lady to my right,this is Tanya.
804 00:32:06 - Tanya, this is the group.- [group] Hi Tanya.
805 00:32:09 Hey, y'all.
806 00:32:11 Um, I haven't hit the pipein five years.
807 00:32:14 I haven't, uh...
808 00:32:16 I haven't drankin eight months.
809 00:32:18 And I haven't anything
810 00:32:20 in, like, four days.
811 00:32:22 And my whole thing is, like,why can't I get a chip
812 00:32:24 for everythingthat I don't do.
813 00:32:26 You know what I'm saying? Don'thit the pipe, that's a chip.
814 00:32:29 For four days. That's a chip.
815 00:32:31 Don't drink. That's a chip.
816 00:32:32 No D. I ain't had no Din a whole day.
817 00:32:35 That's a chip. I should have achip for every single thing.
818 00:32:38 That's all I'm saying, man.
819 00:32:50 [door opens]
820 00:32:51 - Hey, you here?- Hey, sis.
821 00:32:53 I was just wrapping up work.Do you want a ride?
822 00:32:56 - Yeah. Let me go get my stuff.- Okay.
823 00:32:59 I missed you.
824 00:33:05 [Tanya]Frank, Danica's outside.
825 00:33:11 - Hey.- Hey.
826 00:33:13 Your sister, she's, uh...
827 00:33:15 She's a special one.I really like her.
828 00:33:18 How long were you in jail?
829 00:33:20 I didn't know that.
830 00:33:21 Uh, I didn't knowyou'd heard that. Seven years.
831 00:33:25 It was a long time ago.
832 00:33:27 All right, yeah.
833 00:33:30 - Yeah.- Tell Tanya I'll be in the car.
834 00:33:34 All righty. You got it.
835 00:33:46 I didn't know that he was inrecovery and that he's been in jail.
836 00:33:50 Yeah, but he's stilla cool-ass nigga.
837 00:33:52 [sighs]Damn. I mean, Tanya,
838 00:33:54 has every black manbeen to jail?
839 00:33:56 Yeah, girl. Anyonethat is worth fucking with
840 00:33:59 has been to jail at least once.
841 00:34:00 That's what make 'em a man.You know he like you.
842 00:34:03 - Yeah. That will never happen.- What?
843 00:34:07 - Oh, 'cause of Charlie.- Mm-hmm.
844 00:34:10 That's right.
845 00:34:13 Yeah, I got you, girl.
846 00:34:15 I got you.
847 00:34:18 [Nev] All right, "Help! I thinkmy sister's being catfished."
848 00:34:20 - All right, we got it.- Catfish, go.
849 00:34:22 All right, here we go.This one's from Tanya.
850 00:34:24 - Okay. Tanya.- Tanya says, "Dear Nev and Max,
851 00:34:27 my sister's been dating this manfor a year online. Never...
852 00:34:30 - [Max] A year?- A year. "And she's never met him."
853 00:34:33 - A year is...- Wait, wait.
854 00:34:34 We're talking abouttwelve months.
855 00:34:35 He says he's onan offshore oil rig.
856 00:34:37 Oh, please.We've actually never...
857 00:34:39 - I've never heard that before.- That's new.
858 00:34:41 - That's pretty good.- That's a new one.
859 00:34:42 And he's on a... Let me guess.
860 00:34:43 He's on an oil rig,so he can't talk.
861 00:34:45 Now, anyway, she's in love.
862 00:34:46 - And has even bought a wedding dress.- Oh, God.
863 00:34:48 - She's invested money.- Wow.
864 00:34:50 - She's planned the entire wedding.- Oh, God.
865 00:34:52 Wow. "Please help.Thanks, Tanya."
866 00:34:54 All right.Well, let's call Tanya
867 00:34:55 and see what, uh,see what she has to say.
868 00:34:58 [telephone ringing]
869 00:35:00 - Let me get a bite.- You get the phone.
870 00:35:04 [ringing]
871 00:35:06 Brown Bean Coffee Shop.
872 00:35:07 Hi, this is Nevand Max from Catfish.
873 00:35:10 We're looking for Tanya.
874 00:35:11 No way!I'm the one that called y'all.
875 00:35:14 I'm so excited. Y'all so fine.
876 00:35:16 So, Tanya, you thinkyour sister's being catfished?
877 00:35:18 I do. Yes, I do.
878 00:35:21 [Nev] Yeah. I mean, from your emailit definitely sounds like it.
879 00:35:23 And we wanna help.I mean, this whole situation...
880 00:35:26 - sounds a little slippery.- It sounds like she needs our help.
881 00:35:29 Yeah. If we got therelater today,
882 00:35:30 could we meet upand find out more?
883 00:35:32 Yes. Come on to that address.
884 00:35:34 [laughs]
885 00:35:40 - I need real coffee.- Why didn't you get it?
886 00:35:43 I just dropped Tanya off. And I'mkind of over flirting with him.
887 00:35:46 Did you know he was a felon?
888 00:35:48 Armed robbery.And he's also in recovery.
889 00:35:50 - What?- Yeah. So, the flirting thing is done.
890 00:35:54 I mean,he may not be too stable.
891 00:35:56 So, I mean,I thought he was cute.
892 00:35:59 But last night I realizedI need to stay away from him.
893 00:36:02 - You're overexaggerating.- No, I'm not.
894 00:36:05 Come on. Let's go get coffeetogether and discuss.
895 00:36:09 - [Tanya] Up.- [Frank] Okay.
896 00:36:12 Hey, look who's here.
897 00:36:15 - Kalli. Good to see your face.- Hey.
898 00:36:19 - Danica, good morning.- Here you go.
899 00:36:22 Your money's no good here.You know that, Danica.
900 00:36:24 Take the money.
901 00:36:26 Please take it.
902 00:36:28 Okay.
903 00:36:32 Danica, hi.
904 00:36:35 Hi.
905 00:36:36 You remember Amanda, right?
906 00:36:38 Hi.
907 00:36:40 - Hi. [chuckles]- Um...
908 00:36:43 Will I be seeing you galsat the wedding?
909 00:36:45 Yeah, you sure will be seeing us there.What's up?
910 00:36:47 - Tanya, you're out.- What up?
911 00:36:49 Yup, and probably about to begoing back real soon. Who's that?
912 00:36:53 This is my fiancée.
913 00:36:54 That's the girlyou left my sister for?
914 00:36:56 - Oh, hell no.- Oh, no. Tanya!
915 00:36:58 - Hey, hey.- What?
916 00:37:00 - I just wanna...- No.
917 00:37:02 [Bailey] It's... Listen,it's not even like that.
918 00:37:03 Timing was off, and we weren'tright for each other.
919 00:37:06 Right, Danica?
920 00:37:09 - No.- Let me hear you say that, Danica.
921 00:37:12 No. No. We weren't.We weren't right.
922 00:37:15 And she's happy for me, right?
923 00:37:19 Yes.
924 00:37:20 Mm-hmm. Yes.
925 00:37:21 I am... I am happy.
926 00:37:23 [Frank] Hey, my man,
927 00:37:24 uh, what can I get for you?
928 00:37:27 I'll have a latte and...
929 00:37:30 - Expresso.- Coming up.
930 00:37:33 - I got that.- No.
931 00:37:35 I'm gonna help you.I'm gonna get that.
932 00:37:36 - Tanya, I got it.- I got it. No, fuck this bitch.
933 00:37:38 - Tanya, I got it, don't worry.- No, I got...
934 00:37:40 Get your hands off this machine.Get your hands off the machine.
935 00:37:42 That bastardhurt my sister hard, okay?
936 00:37:44 So I have to dowhat I got to do.
937 00:37:45 I'm gonna killthis motherfucker.
938 00:37:46 But, Tanya, you on probation.
939 00:37:48 I'ma make this motherfuckera mocha latte.
940 00:37:50 - Okay.- Okay?
941 00:37:51 You all upset.You're not making it right.
942 00:37:53 What? I'm just saying.
943 00:37:54 I'ma kill him.I'ma just kill him...
944 00:37:56 First I'm gonnakill that ho, right?
945 00:37:58 First I'm gonna kill that ho,then I'm gonna kill him.
946 00:38:01 But your sister seem to be okaywith the whole thing.
947 00:38:03 No, she is very mad. Trustme, she's mad as hell, okay?
948 00:38:06 She out here dating a ghost,and he come up here with her?
949 00:38:09 - Dating a ghost?- Yeah, she dating some dude online
950 00:38:11 she ain't never even met.All right?
951 00:38:12 Fuck it. I need a break.
952 00:38:15 Damn!
953 00:38:17 [Nev]So, this is all you have?
954 00:38:18 Yeah. I found thisphone number on her desk.
955 00:38:21 All right, well, let's do a reversephone search and see if we get a match.
956 00:38:25 - All right, let's see.- You are so fine, you know that?
957 00:38:30 - Thanks.- Yeah. [chuckles]
958 00:38:33 Okay, wait, Tanya, I do need alittle space, though, so just...
959 00:38:35 - My bad, I'm just saying.- Let me do my thing.
960 00:38:37 You're just so beefy.
961 00:38:39 I mean, we would havesome cute babies together.
962 00:38:41 They would be swirland everything.
963 00:38:43 Uh, I actually already havea baby with my wife.
964 00:38:47 - Oh, wow.- So, thank you.
965 00:38:48 Well, you know what? It's cool.
966 00:38:50 'Cause I won't tell heror the baby,
967 00:38:52 'cause I knowhow to keep a secret, boo.
968 00:38:53 I've done time.[chuckling]
969 00:38:56 Uh, well, I'm just gonnahave to say, a hard pass.
970 00:39:00 But thank you.
971 00:39:02 Okay, you stuck up.He's stuck up.
972 00:39:05 Max, how about you?You take me to the maximum?
973 00:39:10 - Is this happening?- Yes! Yes, I love your grey hair.
974 00:39:15 It's what I need in my life.You know what I'm saying?
975 00:39:18 Like that young and oldall at the same time.
976 00:39:22 Mmm! [muffled chuckle]
977 00:39:24 It'd be like fuckinga young old polar bear.
978 00:39:26 Be cold and hot.
979 00:39:28 And I know polar bearslove fish.
980 00:39:32 We're hereto help your sister.
981 00:39:34 Yeah.
982 00:39:35 Okay.Well, if y'all do a good job
983 00:39:37 I'll give you some.
984 00:39:39 It's good, too.It's that vintage.
985 00:39:42 - You know what?- Well, look.
986 00:39:44 Why don't we just get backto helping Danica, okay?
987 00:39:47 And she knowswe're doing this, right?
988 00:39:49 Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
989 00:39:51 That's... Yeah.She wanna know the truth.
990 00:39:53 All right, here we go. I think we'reabout to get... It's coming through.
991 00:39:59 - Searching.- [sniffs]
992 00:40:00 - You do smell good.- [computer beeps]
993 00:40:02 - Oh! That's...- Oh, my God.
994 00:40:03 - ...definitely not the guy in the picture.- Whoa!
995 00:40:07 I'll get it done tonight,put the final touches on it
996 00:40:09 and hope that they like it.
997 00:40:10 - Well, it's not knocking my socks off.- I know.
998 00:40:13 Get your things. We'll finishit over wine at my place.
999 00:40:17 - Okay.- Okay.
1000 00:40:19 [cell phone ringing]
1001 00:40:24 - Hi.- [Charlie] Hey, love. Good news,
1002 00:40:27 - I can video chat.- Wait, you got better Wi-Fi?
1003 00:40:29 Well, I'm borrowing a boosterfrom one of the guys.
1004 00:40:32 He'll be in at 8:30and he'll let me use it then.
1005 00:40:35 - I'll call you.- Okay. Well, I'll be home by then.
1006 00:40:37 Great. Yeah, I can't waitto see your face. I love you.
1007 00:40:42 I love you, too.[chuckles]
1008 00:40:45 [door opens]
1009 00:40:47 Yeah. So, that was...
1010 00:40:50 Uh...[clears throat]
1011 00:40:56 Hi.
1012 00:40:57 Um, I'm Kalliand this is Danica.
1013 00:41:00 So, who... What...-
1014 00:41:02 - Hi.- Can you please stop filming?
1015 00:41:03 - Hi. Sorry.- Thank you.
1016 00:41:05 - Nev, nice to meet you.- Hi.
1017 00:41:06 - Hi. And I'm Max.- Yeah.
1018 00:41:07 - Hi.- How are you?
1019 00:41:08 Are you friends of Tanya?
1020 00:41:10 - Yeah. Yes.- [Tanya] Yes!
1021 00:41:12 This is Nev and Max,my new baby daddy,
1022 00:41:15 and they do a showcalled Catfished.
1023 00:41:17 Yes, where they find out ifpeople are real on the internet.
1024 00:41:22 - Tanya?- What? Look. Okay?
1025 00:41:24 Just look, all right?
1026 00:41:25 - This is the dude that they think...- What?
1027 00:41:27 ...is usingsome other dude's pictures...
1028 00:41:29 and just look at him!
1029 00:41:30 That is not Charlie.
1030 00:41:32 This dude is married,his name is Lawrence
1031 00:41:34 and he lives an hour and a halfaway from here in a trailer park.
1032 00:41:37 Okay.That... That is not true.
1033 00:41:39 Actually, we're pretty surethat it is true.
1034 00:41:42 And how do you know that?
1035 00:41:43 Well, this is what we doand it's...
1036 00:41:45 Although the profileis only a year old
1037 00:41:47 and he doesn't havethat many friends.
1038 00:41:48 He told me he doesn't havethat many friends,
1039 00:41:50 so what does that prove?
1040 00:41:51 Look, Danica, I knowthis isn't easy for you.
1041 00:41:55 - This can be embarrassing.- I'm not embarrassed.
1042 00:41:58 It's not embarrassing at all.I mean, he...
1043 00:42:01 We're pretty sure that the guyyou're talking to isn't real.
1044 00:42:05 - Not real.- I know he's real.
1045 00:42:06 - I've talked to him.- But have you ever seen him?
1046 00:42:10 Yes.
1047 00:42:13 No. No. But, I mean...
1048 00:42:15 - FaceTime? Video chat? Anything? Snapchat?- Skype?
1049 00:42:20 Enough, okay?Everybody, enough.
1050 00:42:22 He's gonna call me at 8:30.What is that, what, 16 minutes?
1051 00:42:26 And we can all see him.
1052 00:42:28 - If he's real.- Oh, he's real, Max.
1053 00:42:31 He's real. [scoffs]
1054 00:42:33 And I'm right. Okay?
1055 00:42:34 So, everybody,have a seat! Please.
1056 00:42:38 - Thank you.- [Nev] Okay.
1057 00:42:40 [Danica groans]
1058 00:42:52 I'll just get up. Sorry.Just gonna go this way.
1059 00:42:56 Dang, it's like that, Max?
1060 00:42:58 Okay.
1061 00:42:59 - Weak knees.- Mmm.
1062 00:43:03 Shall we light up some ?
1063 00:43:06 Let me guess, he's usually late.
1064 00:43:08 He will call.
1065 00:43:14 Maybe you should call him.
1066 00:43:18 He's going to call.
1067 00:43:24 [Kalli]Danica, it's getting late.
1068 00:43:26 And we have to getthis project done
1069 00:43:27 for our meetingin the morning.
1070 00:43:36 Look, I'm sorry.We were asking about him online,
1071 00:43:40 we talked to a few of his friends.Maybe he got cold feet.
1072 00:43:43 Or sometimes when people findout that we're making a show
1073 00:43:48 and it involves them,they'll disappear.
1074 00:43:52 He'll call.
1075 00:43:54 We really should be going.
1076 00:43:56 Yeah, and you don't deserveto be treated like this.
1077 00:44:04 I'm sorry you've been catfished.
1078 00:44:10 [Tanya] Wait a minute, guys. Wait a minute.Maybe I can roll with you.
1079 00:44:13 What?
1080 00:44:15 All right, then.
1081 00:44:18 - Danica.- Go.
1082 00:44:21 I'll finish the project.
1083 00:44:23 - No, I'll stay.- Go.
1084 00:44:27 Just go, please.
1085 00:44:29 Are you okay?
1086 00:44:31 Go, Kalli.
1087 00:44:34 Okay.
1088 00:44:37 [R&B song playing]
1089 00:45:28 [song fades]
1090 00:45:29 Don't tell me you've beensitting there all night
1091 00:45:32 waiting for that bastardto call you.
1092 00:45:34 No, I was working.
1093 00:45:36 There's nothing on that screen.
1094 00:45:39 You think this is funny.
1095 00:45:41 No, look at your eyes all puffy.
1096 00:45:43 And you got to be at work.It's almost nine o'clock.
1097 00:45:46 Come on, okay? You got played.
1098 00:45:49 Get over it.
1099 00:45:51 Okay?
1100 00:45:53 This is sad.
1101 00:45:55 Can't believe this.
1102 00:45:59 Anything left in here?
1103 00:46:01 I'll tell you what's sad.
1104 00:46:03 Being in and out of jail
1105 00:46:05 and sleepingwith everything that moves.
1106 00:46:07 Not to mention all those tattoos yougot for Reginald spelled wrong.
1107 00:46:13 I know you my sister,but I will fuck you up.
1108 00:46:17 I don't need this.I don't need none of this shit.
1109 00:46:20 Know what?I don't even need to stay here.
1110 00:46:23 - I'm gone.- Then go.
1111 00:46:25 And you don't spell bitch B-I-C-H.It's B-I-T-C-H.
1112 00:46:29 It's a creativeartistic choice, bitch!
1113 00:46:34 I'll slap the blackoff your ass. Shut up.
1114 00:46:39 [door slams]
1115 00:46:40 No, wait,I need to get my shit!
1116 00:46:47 Mama?
1117 00:46:50 - Mama, it's Tanya.- Who?
1118 00:46:52 It's Tanya!
1119 00:46:54 Oh, no. Tanya no here.
1120 00:46:55 Mama, I know it's you.
1121 00:46:57 No, "it's you"no here, either.
1122 00:46:59 Mama, I hear you at the window.
1123 00:47:01 I no know, I no know.What...
1124 00:47:03 Mama, I know it's you!
1125 00:47:05 Well, what do you want?
1126 00:47:07 Danica put me out.
1127 00:47:10 Mama, I need a place to stay.
1128 00:47:15 You idiot?
1129 00:47:17 No, I...
1130 00:47:19 I have arthritis.
1131 00:47:21 Is that hereditary?
1132 00:47:24 No, it's arthritis.
1133 00:47:26 Why did she put you out?
1134 00:47:27 She mad at me'cause she got catfished.
1135 00:47:29 - Who, by Charlie?- Yeah, you know him?
1136 00:47:31 Yeah. I don't know him, I know about him.He's just...
1137 00:47:35 seemed too good to be true.
1138 00:47:37 I guessyou just gotta call her.
1139 00:47:38 Mama, I just told youshe put me out.
1140 00:47:42 It's so funny. This connectionis so rickety. Hello?
1141 00:47:46 What?Mama, you in the window.
1142 00:47:48 No, I can't...I'm sorry, what?
1143 00:47:50 We not on no cell phone, Mama.
1144 00:47:52 I can't hear you, baby.I can't hear...
1145 00:47:53 - Oh, my goodness. I can't hear ya.- Mama!
1146 00:47:55 - I don't know what's happening.- Mama, stop playing.
1147 00:47:57 - The whole thing is all messed up.- Mama, don't play like that.
1148 00:47:59 - Just feel bad about the whole thing.- What?
1149 00:48:01 Mama, where I'ma stay?
1150 00:48:03 Mama, where am I gonna stay?
1151 00:48:05 Mama?
1152 00:48:06 Mom? Mama?
1153 00:48:08 Why you gonna do melike this, Ma?
1154 00:48:11 Mama?
1155 00:48:24 Hey.
1156 00:48:26 Hey, you can't beout here sleeping, ma'am.
1157 00:48:28 - Ma'am.- I ain't got no phone!
1158 00:48:29 - Shit.- Tanya, I thought you were homeless.
1159 00:48:32 I thought you was the police.
1160 00:48:34 So, I'm like,
1161 00:48:35 "Girl, if he real,have him call you."
1162 00:48:37 - Right.- And then he didn't call,
1163 00:48:38 and then she wanna getall mad at me.
1164 00:48:40 Wait a minute.So, the dude ain't real?
1165 00:48:42 No, the dude ain't real!
1166 00:48:44 And she tryingto get all mad at me,
1167 00:48:45 and I'm like,"Bitch, don't play with me.
1168 00:48:47 I will fuck you up, okay?
1169 00:48:49 I'm your sister and I beenlooking out for your bitch ass.
1170 00:48:51 Keep on messing with me,see what happens.
1171 00:48:53 I was trying to look out for you.Why you getting closer, bitch?
1172 00:48:55 - Tanya!- Get up outta my face!"
1173 00:48:56 - Tanya! Tanya.- What?
1174 00:48:58 - That's your sister!- Have you seen The First 48?
1175 00:49:00 - First 48?- Yeah, The First 48.
1176 00:49:02 They say on that whensomebody get killed, okay,
1177 00:49:04 check with the family first
1178 00:49:05 'cause most likelyit's a family member.
1179 00:49:07 I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P.
1180 00:49:11 Follow my shit, nigga!
1181 00:49:18 - Girl, you look like hell.- Sorry.
1182 00:49:21 Come on, they're waiting.
1183 00:49:24 Did you get it done?
1184 00:49:28 Did you get it done?
1185 00:49:30 Look, I know this is hard foryou, but this is your job.
1186 00:49:34 That promotion is yours, but...
1187 00:49:35 What is going on with this hair?
1188 00:49:38 I'm trying to help you.
1189 00:49:39 - You look a mess.- [Lauren] Ladies!
1190 00:49:41 Hello? We're waiting.
1191 00:49:49 Okay! I've found the missing team.[chuckles]
1192 00:49:53 [speaking French]
1193 00:49:55 [clears throat]
1194 00:49:57 [exhales] These are the clients.This is Barney.
1195 00:50:01 Barney, Danica is oneof our brightest minds.
1196 00:50:05 Which is whywe gave her the project.
1197 00:50:07 Danica, can't wait to hearwhat you've come up with.
1198 00:50:11 The floor is yours.
1199 00:50:14 What I was ableto come up with is...
1200 00:50:20 The List.
1201 00:50:22 For all that you wish for.
1202 00:50:27 Oui, oui.
1203 00:50:29 Is this a joke?
1204 00:50:31 She's beengoing through a lot.
1205 00:50:33 Oh, she's been goingthrough a lot. Oh!
1206 00:50:35 Danica, let's go talkabout this for a minute.
1207 00:50:40 Pardon.
1208 00:50:44 Guess you didn't getthe promotion, huh?
1209 00:50:47 Nope.
1210 00:50:48 I am suspended indefinitely
1211 00:50:50 until the board reviewswhat happened.
1212 00:50:54 I'm sorry.
1213 00:51:02 - I brought you coffee.- If I wanted coffee,
1214 00:51:04 I would've stoppedto get it, but thank you.
1215 00:51:09 [Tanya]Hey, what happened?
1216 00:51:11 She didn't want the coffee. Shedidn't want the rose either.
1217 00:51:13 See, that's because she's beinga straight-up bitch.
1218 00:51:15 Take me to the apartment.
1219 00:51:16 Tanya, I got a businessto run and you at work.
1220 00:51:18 How many timeswe been through this?
1221 00:51:19 Nigga, you're selling coffee,
1222 00:51:21 you're not changing the world.
1223 00:51:22 Take me to the apartment.
1224 00:51:24 - Do I got a choice?- No!
1225 00:51:28 I can't stand this girl. Youknow, I'm taking all this stuff.
1226 00:51:32 You better not.
1227 00:51:35 Oh, I didn't knowyou was here.
1228 00:51:37 - I can't stand your ass at all.- Good.
1229 00:51:41 And I'ma getthe rest of my clothes.
1230 00:51:43 You don't have any clothes.
1231 00:51:45 Well, you saidI could have this stuff.
1232 00:51:48 Fine. Take whatever you want.
1233 00:51:50 Good, I will. And I'ma takethat wedding dress, too.
1234 00:51:53 Oh, no, you're not.No, you're not.
1235 00:51:55 - [Tanya] Yes, I am.- No, you're...
1236 00:51:59 What is he doing here?
1237 00:52:00 Can you wait outside?
1238 00:52:01 Uh-uh. Don't bethat mean to him.
1239 00:52:03 Mm-mmm,he is a good man, okay?
1240 00:52:04 Don't be mad at himbecause you got catfished
1241 00:52:06 and your feelings is hurt.
1242 00:52:08 This is my house andI want him to stay outside.
1243 00:52:13 Frank, don't you move.You stay right there.
1244 00:52:17 Fine.
1245 00:52:18 You're just likeall the other ones.
1246 00:52:20 Sorry. Stay.
1247 00:52:21 Uh-uh, Frankis a good man, okay?
1248 00:52:24 - You will not talk to him like that.- Thank you, Tanya.
1249 00:52:26 Girl, bye.
1250 00:52:28 Bye.
1251 00:52:29 Get your shit and go.
1252 00:52:31 I will.I will get your shit
1253 00:52:33 that's not my shitand I will go.
1254 00:52:35 I sure will.
1255 00:52:36 Frank, come in hereand help me get this TV.
1256 00:52:38 I'm taking this shit, too.
1257 00:52:40 Ooh, and this lamp.It's gorgeous.
1258 00:52:44 [Tanya] She should not betalking to you like that.
1259 00:52:46 Get mad, nigga!
1260 00:52:47 - [grunting]- Yeah!
1261 00:52:49 - Yeah!- [grunts]
1262 00:52:51 Whoa!You making me wet.
1263 00:52:53 I like that, I like that.
1264 00:52:55 Look, I can't be madat the girl.
1265 00:52:57 I can't be mad at her,she's such a...
1266 00:52:58 If you saythat she a nice girl,
1267 00:53:00 I promise you I willpunch you dead in your head.
1268 00:53:03 - I didn't say shit.- Thank you.
1269 00:53:06 Keep driving.
1270 00:53:08 You want some head?
1271 00:53:11 Let me get you some.
1272 00:53:13 Wait, Tanya. Tanya!
1273 00:53:15 Tanya!
1274 00:53:16 What kind of seat?Dang it.
1275 00:53:18 Tanya, it's a seatbelt.
1276 00:53:20 It won't come undone.
1277 00:53:22 This thingis getting tighter and...
1278 00:53:25 Why your car won't let mesuck your dick?
1279 00:53:31 [door opens]
1280 00:53:35 - [sighs]- [door closes]
1281 00:53:37 I knew I should'vetook your key, Tanya.
1282 00:53:39 Is that any wayto talk to your mother?
1283 00:53:44 Hey, do you knowthat your, uh...
1284 00:53:47 your phone is off?
1285 00:53:49 Yeah. I changed the number.
1286 00:53:51 And my email.
1287 00:53:54 Ah. All right.Well, I brought the wine.
1288 00:53:59 'Course it's yours,but I did bring it.
1289 00:54:04 What's the matter?
1290 00:54:06 Mama.
1291 00:54:07 - Come on.- Everything.
1292 00:54:14 [sighs] I just want what you and Daddy had.It was so beautiful.
1293 00:54:20 Right, Mom?
1294 00:54:22 Yeah.
1295 00:54:24 I mean, the way you wouldwake up in the morning
1296 00:54:25 and make him breakfast.
1297 00:54:27 And he would kiss you.
1298 00:54:29 [chuckles] Yes.
1299 00:54:32 You wrote a listand it came to, right?
1300 00:54:35 - Yeah, yeah.- Yeah, and...
1301 00:54:37 why didn't this work for me?
1302 00:54:40 And you know whatthe worst of it is, Mama?
1303 00:54:42 I'm smart.
1304 00:54:44 Am I that lonely and hard-up
1305 00:54:46 that I would fall for this?
1306 00:54:48 Honey,the line in the Serengeti
1307 00:54:53 is in the sands of time.
1308 00:54:56 Mama, are you high?
1309 00:54:59 Yeah.
1310 00:55:00 I just grew a new plantcalled "I'ma Fuck You Up."
1311 00:55:04 And it did. [laughs]
1312 00:55:07 But wait.
1313 00:55:08 That doesn't change the factthat I have to tell you this.
1314 00:55:12 Is this serious now, Mom?
1315 00:55:14 Yeah, I suggest you grab itwhile I can still focus.
1316 00:55:18 Okay.
1317 00:55:21 You are an emotional hoarder.
1318 00:55:24 You don't let anything out.You just hold on to everything.
1319 00:55:27 I was thinking about Bailey, you know, andI realized you never dealt with that.
1320 00:55:32 But you just... you just moveon from things, you know?
1321 00:55:37 And I know you're hurt.I know you're still hurt.
1322 00:55:40 But it's not likeyou call anybody and say
1323 00:55:42 "Hey, can you come talk to me?Can you do this?"
1324 00:55:45 You know, you're just, you comehome and you shut the door,
1325 00:55:47 and you disappear for three or fourdays and then, like the Queen of Sheba,
1326 00:55:51 boom, you're back and you wanna talk,you're so deep. It's so crazy.
1327 00:55:58 What you're doingis not healthy.
1328 00:56:00 I know.
1329 00:56:02 But you always taught usto get up and go on.
1330 00:56:05 But I taught you to get up and goon after you handle your business.
1331 00:56:09 And maybe try a little of my
1332 00:56:11 I'm telling you, it's so good.
1333 00:56:13 - I can't. I can't do that, Mom.- You would love this.
1334 00:56:16 - Since when?- I get tested at work.
1335 00:56:19 - All right, well, what was I saying?- Yeah.
1336 00:56:22 I know you're hurt.
1337 00:56:24 This feels like hell.
1338 00:56:26 And I was mean to Tanya.She won't talk to me.
1339 00:56:30 I know she wasonly trying to help.
1340 00:56:32 She was.
1341 00:56:34 But, like, watch this.
1342 00:56:36 Tanya!
1343 00:56:37 [door opens]
1344 00:56:44 Magic!
1345 00:56:47 What are you doing here?
1346 00:56:49 'Cause it's coldand it's about to rain outside.
1347 00:56:51 And I'm homeless.
1348 00:56:53 You knowI didn't want you to leave.
1349 00:56:55 [sighs]Music to my ears.
1350 00:56:57 [scoffs] Mama, you did all that soshe could get back in the house?
1351 00:57:01 Absolutely. 'Cause this bitchcan't stay with me no more.
1352 00:57:05 Okay?
1353 00:57:07 Bye, baby.
1354 00:57:08 I love y'all.
1355 00:57:10 - And I'll see y'all.- Bye, Miss Lola.
1356 00:57:12 - I love you, Mama.- Love you, Mom.
1357 00:57:15 - [door closes]- [Kalli laughs]
1358 00:57:22 I'm sorry.
1359 00:57:23 I was hurt.
1360 00:57:24 You was about to be bald.
1361 00:57:27 Okay? I would'veshowed you some hurt.
1362 00:57:28 I would've snatched allyour edges out your head.
1363 00:57:31 - I'm sorry.- And you talked bad about my tattoo?
1364 00:57:34 You know I loved Reginald.
1365 00:57:36 It got infected and everything.
1366 00:57:37 That was real love.
1367 00:57:39 Penicillin, bitch.
1368 00:57:41 Okay. I'm sorry.
1369 00:57:44 I'm just embarrassed,that's all.
1370 00:57:47 How could somethinglike this happen to me?
1371 00:57:49 You gave your heart.That's never wrong.
1372 00:57:51 Except for when you give it to aman you ain't never seen before.
1373 00:57:54 - You're not helping.- I'm just saying.
1374 00:57:56 - This shit is embarrassing.- Okay.
1375 00:57:59 Maybe you could leave.
1376 00:58:01 What? I'm sorry. My bad.
1377 00:58:04 Okay, now we need to go and find thisson of a bitch who catfished me.
1378 00:58:08 Well, I got the address, girl.I got his address.
1379 00:58:10 Now, all I'ma need...Wait, you got some cash?
1380 00:58:13 'Cause we gonna need limeand we gonna need a saw.
1381 00:58:17 We gonna need some plastic.
1382 00:58:19 I gotta go to the bathroom.
1383 00:58:21 Yeah, that's good. You need to goahead and let all the liquids out,
1384 00:58:25 'cause you don't wannaleave no DNA.
1385 00:58:26 'Cause killing a manis hard work.
1386 00:58:28 Every time you try to kill a man,you gonna squirt a little pee.
1387 00:58:30 I know that for sure.
1388 00:58:32 That's just the way it goes.You gonna squirt.
1389 00:58:36 [Kalli]This looks like Deliverance.
1390 00:58:39 [Tanya] Well, that's theaddress right there.
1391 00:58:40 [Danica]Um, you know what?
1392 00:58:43 We shouldn't do this.
1393 00:58:45 [Tanya]What? No, we doing this.
1394 00:58:48 - Okay.- [Danica] Tanya.
1395 00:58:51 Y'all get y'all assesout the car.
1396 00:58:55 Hey. Y'all know Lawrence?
1397 00:58:57 There he is, right there.
1398 00:58:59 Aw, yeah, you Lawrence?
1399 00:59:04 - You Lawrence.- And how you know?
1400 00:59:06 'Cause your Walmart nametagsays so, homeboy.
1401 00:59:09 Okay, touché. You got me.
1402 00:59:12 I am a greeter at Walmart.How may I help you?
1403 00:59:15 Oh, I'm just hereto mess your life up today.
1404 00:59:18 How you gonna ruin my lifemore than it already is?
1405 00:59:22 Wait a minute.
1406 00:59:23 - I know you.- Um...
1407 00:59:25 - Danica.- Did this nigga just say your name?
1408 00:59:29 Danica. Freaking Danica!
1409 00:59:31 You made it.Just like you promised.
1410 00:59:34 You didn't shave, did you?
1411 00:59:36 You got that vintage?
1412 00:59:38 She got the vintage.
1413 00:59:39 - No.- She got that Mo Cheeks down there, yeah.
1414 00:59:42 You got on that highwayfor the dick.
1415 00:59:45 You drove a thousand milesfor the dick.
1416 00:59:47 - You paid tolls for the dick.- [Danica] No.
1417 00:59:50 - This is not the voice that I talked to.- Oh, yes, that's me.
1418 00:59:54 - It can't...- I'm the man that said those things.
1419 00:59:56 See, I got a little thingon my phone
1420 00:59:58 that make me soundlike Idris.
1421 01:00:00 It's a app. It's the Idris app.[laughs]
1422 01:00:04 Made you wet, didn't it?
1423 01:00:05 That's what the app says.
1424 01:00:06 Says "Guaranteed to wet 'em."
1425 01:00:09 You were thinking about going tothe car to get that umbrella.
1426 01:00:11 Ain't you?
1427 01:00:13 Feel like you justgot out the pool.
1428 01:00:15 You know I'm the right height.
1429 01:00:17 I could get up in thereright now.
1430 01:00:19 You think this my hair?
1431 01:00:20 No, this the ghostof pussy past.
1432 01:00:22 This is pussy hair, girl.
1433 01:00:24 Motorboating.[exhales through lips]
1434 01:00:26 If you come with me, woman,
1435 01:00:27 we'll get allthe good parking spaces.
1436 01:00:29 - Please let me beat his ass.- No, Tanya, no.
1437 01:00:32 Look, this is...this is pathetic.
1438 01:00:34 Okay? You shouldn'tdo this to anyone
1439 01:00:36 Oh, but I wanna do it to you.
1440 01:00:38 I wanna do it to you so bad.
1441 01:00:40 I wanna...I wanna kick your ass.
1442 01:00:43 Girl, we could haveso much fun.
1443 01:00:45 I just lay there.
1444 01:00:47 Don't worryabout the bottom legs,
1445 01:00:49 the middle one's working fine.
1446 01:00:50 It's working right now.
1447 01:00:52 Just hop on.Take it for a spin.
1448 01:00:56 You could just bounce and bounce andbounce, I'll just be laying there.
1449 01:01:01 I don't know if we're havingsex or I'm changing oil.
1450 01:01:04 I'm about to whoop his ass.
1451 01:01:06 - [Danica] No, Tanya!- Somebody get this bitch off me!
1452 01:01:08 - [Danica] Tanya!- [Kalli] Tanya!
1453 01:01:09 Get off![mimics karate yell]
1454 01:01:12 - [Kalli] Tanya!- [Danica] Tanya!
1455 01:01:14 - [man] This gonna be good.- Better watch out.
1456 01:01:16 I know ka-wheelie.
1457 01:01:17 What the fuck is ka-wheelie?
1458 01:01:19 Oh, yeah,that's wheelchair karate.
1459 01:01:21 It'll fuck you up.
1460 01:01:23 [Danica] No, no!
1461 01:01:24 [mimics karate yells]
1462 01:01:26 - I'ma go in.- [Danica] Tanya.
1463 01:01:28 [gibberish]
1464 01:01:30 [man]Oh, this gonna be good.
1465 01:01:33 - What?- I'll mess you up, homie.
1466 01:01:35 Stay off the damn computer!
1467 01:01:37 What? No, no!
1468 01:01:38 - No, no!- Tanya, no!
1469 01:01:41 She fittin' to burn his ass up!
1470 01:01:43 [screaming]
1471 01:01:45 He ain't never moved that fast.
1472 01:01:47 - Pop that wheelie, Lawrence.- That's what your old ass get.
1473 01:01:50 Didn't Michael Jackson teach you anything?That shit is flammable.
1474 01:01:53 [Lawrence screaming and wincing]
1475 01:01:59 [Tanya]I just witnessed a miracle.
1476 01:02:01 Yeah, I healed that motherfucker.Made him walk again.
1477 01:02:06 And so she barely got out of thebed and ended up on the couch.
1478 01:02:09 I got the idea. Perfect idea.
1479 01:02:10 I take her some coffee.Your sister loves my coffee.
1480 01:02:12 I drive it to her house, Tanya.
1481 01:02:14 If you want to, go for it.
1482 01:02:16 But that's a bitch move.
1483 01:02:17 What?
1484 01:02:18 Whatever. I care about her.
1485 01:02:20 - Aww. Oh...- Tanya, what are you doing?
1486 01:02:23 - I'm trying to turn off your bitch switch.- Girl, stop.
1487 01:02:26 - And you got a customer.- And you have a vagina.
1488 01:02:30 Can I help you?
1489 01:02:32 Walter, I don't deserve you.
1490 01:02:33 Girl, he's gonna hurt you.
1491 01:02:35 - Nah, I wouldn't put it that way.- That's what they do.
1492 01:02:39 But, okay.
1493 01:02:47 - You okay?- [knock on door]
1494 01:02:49 - Yeah.- Come in.
1495 01:02:54 - [door closes]- Hi.
1496 01:02:56 Hi. What are you...
1497 01:02:59 - Why?- I'm sorry, you said "come in,"
1498 01:03:01 so I came into bring you coffee.
1499 01:03:04 [chuckles] I'm sorry.
1500 01:03:07 I've been such an ass and... Because I'mgoing through a rough couple of days.
1501 01:03:15 Mmm... Mmm.
1502 01:03:18 How much have you heard?
1503 01:03:19 Don't lie. I'm sureshe told you everything.
1504 01:03:23 - I know enough.- [both chuckle]
1505 01:03:26 Please don't tell me shesent you here to ask me out.
1506 01:03:29 I'm just hereto bring you some coffee.
1507 01:03:31 - There you go.- Thank you.
1508 01:03:32 But I'm going to layon that sofa all day.
1509 01:03:36 So, I won't be needing any caffeineuntil I don't feel embarrassed anymore.
1510 01:03:43 Come on, Danica, he's the one thatshould be embarrassed, not you.
1511 01:03:46 Come on.
1512 01:03:47 You know that, right?
1513 01:03:52 - You wanna sit?- Sure.
1514 01:03:55 [softly] Okay.
1515 01:03:59 No, did that really happen?
1516 01:04:00 Scout's honor. Yes, itreally happened, I promise.
1517 01:04:03 - What? Are you... No.- I was standing in the rain.
1518 01:04:06 - It's like a torrential downpour, right?- Right.
1519 01:04:08 Windows down, music blasting.I'm on my knees.
1520 01:04:11 And I got bad knees.
1521 01:04:13 And I'm singing, right?
1522 01:04:14 ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
1523 01:04:17 I'm like really... ♪ Yeah ♪
1524 01:04:18 - Are you kidding me?- Nah, hell, nah.
1525 01:04:21 She didn't even open the door.
1526 01:04:23 - Oh, my God. Wait...- Can you believe it?
1527 01:04:25 - I love that song.- Yeah, me too.
1528 01:04:27 - That's what I'm saying.- I might've opened the door.
1529 01:04:29 Would you have opened...Wait...
1530 01:04:32 Tell me what happenedto your ex.
1531 01:04:34 It was all me.
1532 01:04:36 That's what happened.It was all me.
1533 01:04:39 I never hear a man say that.
1534 01:04:41 Well, shit, you gotta be in truthto know it, but yeah, it was...
1535 01:04:44 In my case, I was young and I was stupidand I was raised by a single mother.
1536 01:04:52 And I started hanging withthe wrong crowd, you know?
1537 01:04:54 Like, I was the fullstereotype kind of guy.
1538 01:04:56 Like, totally, that was me.
1539 01:04:58 So, when I got out of jail I saidto myself, "just change it."
1540 01:05:01 You know? I mean, I reallylooked at myself long and hard,
1541 01:05:04 and I said "Just change it."
1542 01:05:05 I didn't want to become my dad.
1543 01:05:07 I saw my dadgo into an alleyway
1544 01:05:08 when I was seven years old.
1545 01:05:09 He was goingto get heroin and...
1546 01:05:12 you know, the kids saw himgoing into the alleyway as well,
1547 01:05:15 and I was so embarrassed.
1548 01:05:17 I didn't really have anybodyto show me the way,
1549 01:05:19 - tell me what not to do.- Hmm.
1550 01:05:21 So, I ended up in jail.
1551 01:05:24 But enough of that.
1552 01:05:25 If you really want to be happy,
1553 01:05:28 then just change it.
1554 01:05:29 You will get past this.You will get over it.
1555 01:05:33 And you will liveto love another day.
1556 01:05:35 Trust me.
1557 01:05:42 You know what? Uh...
1558 01:05:44 I should get back.I need to get back.
1559 01:05:49 What are you doing?
1560 01:05:55 What are you doing?
1561 01:05:56 Shut up.
1562 01:05:58 [R&B music playing]
1563 01:06:22 [song continues]
1564 01:07:06 [song fades]
1565 01:07:09 Can you go home now?
1566 01:07:15 Yeah.
1567 01:07:31 [door rattles]
1568 01:07:37 [cell phone ringing]
1569 01:07:43 - Hi.- You gotta stop with this not answering the phone thing.
1570 01:07:47 Look, Lauren asked me to do a pre-pitchbefore the clients got here,
1571 01:07:50 so I need your support.
1572 01:07:52 Will you please be in the room?
1573 01:07:54 I need you there.
1574 01:07:55 I slept with Frank.
1575 01:07:57 What?
1576 01:07:58 I don't even knowhow it happened.
1577 01:08:01 I was vulnerable, and I was lonely.And he was there.
1578 01:08:06 I just told him to leave. Oh, my God.I don't ever want to see him again.
1579 01:08:10 I don't even like him.
1580 01:08:11 I mean, he's a recovering addictand he's been to jail, and I...
1581 01:08:16 What was I thinking?
1582 01:08:19 Um...
1583 01:08:22 I can't find my keys.
1584 01:08:28 Sometimes things,they drop in between here.
1585 01:08:33 You know, I know how muchyou like my coffee and...
1586 01:08:36 I don't wanna lose a customer,so... well, what I mean is
1587 01:08:39 you don't have to feel weirdor some kind of way
1588 01:08:41 about coming intothe coffee shop. I get it.
1589 01:08:43 I ain't your type.I just wanted to say that.
1590 01:08:57 [Kalli] Danica.
1591 01:08:58 - [sighs]- Danica.
1592 01:09:00 - Girl, did he hear you?- Yep.
1593 01:09:04 Damn.
1594 01:09:09 "The List.It's what you make it."
1595 01:09:12 That's it?
1596 01:09:14 Okay. Well...
1597 01:09:16 maybe I just gave this oneto the wrong team. I'm sorry,
1598 01:09:18 The clientsare coming back next week,
1599 01:09:20 and rather thanmaking the mistake
1600 01:09:21 of letting youpitch on the fly,
1601 01:09:23 I want to hearwhat you've come up with,
1602 01:09:24 and that was it?
1603 01:09:26 [Danica] "The List.
1604 01:09:27 It's one you makefor what you want,
1605 01:09:29 and one you makefor what you don't.
1606 01:09:32 Either way,live to love another day."
1607 01:09:35 Well, damn! I love it.
1608 01:09:39 All right,get to work on it right away.
1609 01:09:41 Danica, you're notout of the woods yet.
1610 01:09:49 [Lauren] Whoo!
1611 01:09:50 - Okay, guys. Let's get to work on that.- Yep, great.
1612 01:09:57 - Bitch!- I'm sorry.
1613 01:10:00 Sorry for what? You saved me. Andwhere the hell did that come from?
1614 01:10:04 [sighs] Someone said that to me.In so many words.
1615 01:10:09 And you couldn't tell me?
1616 01:10:10 Look, that's amazing.
1617 01:10:12 - All right, let's get this ad done.- Yes.
1618 01:10:15 And, uh, whoever told you that,you owe them.
1619 01:10:20 Yeah, I do.
1620 01:10:23 So, can you add itright there? Thank you.
1621 01:10:27 So, we never talkedabout the sex.
1622 01:10:32 - Can you hear me?- [keyboard clicking]
1623 01:10:36 [sighs] Yeah.
1624 01:10:38 He was really, really good.And huge.
1625 01:10:43 - [Kalli] What?- [mouthing] Huge.
1626 01:10:45 No, you have to do it again.
1627 01:10:47 - Mmm... no.- Yeah.
1628 01:10:49 Yeah, you do, becauseyou're in pain right now.
1629 01:10:52 Okay, you have to do it againwhen you feel better,
1630 01:10:55 so you knowit was really that good.
1631 01:10:57 I don't wanna lead him on,because...
1632 01:11:00 I mean, I'm not interestedin him at all.
1633 01:11:02 I didn't say lead him on.I said fuck him.
1634 01:11:07 - When I was on drugs, when I was drinking...- [door opens]
1635 01:11:12 uh, I was out of my mind,I was out of control.
1636 01:11:15 I didn't know better.
1637 01:11:18 But it's obvious to methat you guys know better.
1638 01:11:20 Otherwise you wouldn'tbe here, right?
1639 01:11:22 You can do better.You can beat the system.
1640 01:11:23 If you beat the system first,it can never beat you.
1641 01:11:26 Simple as that.
1642 01:11:28 All right, folks.See you next week.
1643 01:11:31 [Tanya] Frank, that was really good.I'm proud of you.
1644 01:11:35 Thank you.
1645 01:11:36 Yes, I'm all inspired.
1646 01:11:38 It's like you're MartinLuther King or something.
1647 01:11:40 - Tanya- Hey, sis.
1648 01:11:45 I'm gonna go get my things.I'll be right back.
1649 01:11:49 - Hi.- Hi.
1650 01:11:51 That was really great.
1651 01:11:53 - Thanks.- [Tanya] I'm coming.
1652 01:11:56 You know she has nothing back there.She just does that so we can talk.
1653 01:12:01 Well, you know, your sister.
1654 01:12:03 - I need to thank you for something.- Okay.
1655 01:12:06 You said something to me in ourtalk and I used it in a meeting.
1656 01:12:10 It went over really well.
1657 01:12:12 What you said about livingto love another day.
1658 01:12:17 Great.
1659 01:12:20 Do you wanna go grab a drink,
1660 01:12:22 or something,to celebrate with me?
1661 01:12:25 Or water.
1662 01:12:27 I'm gonna pass, Danica.
1663 01:12:30 - Oh. Okay.- Take care.
1664 01:12:34 Girl, you offered arecovering alcoholic a drink?
1665 01:12:37 - Is that good for him?- [Danica] Yes.
1666 01:12:39 No. Water.
1667 01:12:41 [sighs] But, you know,he was different.
1668 01:12:44 - Yeah, well, he heard what you said.- I know.
1669 01:12:46 That's not what I mean.
1670 01:12:47 He was talkingto these prisoners.
1671 01:12:50 I just saw him differently,I don't know.
1672 01:12:52 - Girl, I can't with you.- What?
1673 01:12:55 You find out the man can screw
1674 01:12:57 and now he's looking good.
1675 01:12:59 - You're talking to me?- Girl, look,
1676 01:13:01 he was crazy about you before.Make him crazy about you again.
1677 01:13:04 Maybe he didn't enjoy me.
1678 01:13:05 Well, thenyou have to prove to him
1679 01:13:07 that you're that good.
1680 01:13:09 - I'll see you in the morning.- Goodnight.
1681 01:13:30 [Tanya] Good morning.
1682 01:13:33 Hi.
1683 01:13:35 - Here's your coffee.- Thank you.
1684 01:13:37 Where's your money?
1685 01:13:39 - Frank doesn't charge me.- Oh, well, Frank isn't here.
1686 01:13:43 Well, where is he?I mean, he's always here.
1687 01:13:46 Why? You don't like him,remember?
1688 01:13:48 He told mewhat you said about him.
1689 01:13:51 But let me just be honestwith you, okay?
1690 01:13:52 You know that girlI was telling you
1691 01:13:53 that come in here all the time?
1692 01:13:55 Well, he took herto breakfast this morning.
1693 01:13:58 That's good. Mmm.
1694 01:14:01 Girl, you knowyou are not happy about that.
1695 01:14:04 [scoffs] Tanya, listen. I justcome here for the coffee.
1696 01:14:08 And the sausage.I know you two were doing it.
1697 01:14:11 - Did he tell you that?- No, but you just did.
1698 01:14:13 Ooh, tell me everything.Is he circumcised?
1699 01:14:16 Do he got that turtleneckwhere it be like...
1700 01:14:18 [muffled] Hello.
1701 01:14:20 Um...
1702 01:14:22 - Tell me everything.- We didn't. We didn't.
1703 01:14:25 - Girl. Okay.- Bye, Tanya.
1704 01:14:28 I got you.
1705 01:14:29 Oh, Frank. Danica didn'tpay for her coffee.
1706 01:14:33 Uh, that's...That's okay, Tanya.
1707 01:14:35 Danica.
1708 01:14:36 Mama didn't name you that.
1709 01:14:37 She named you Danica.
1710 01:14:40 - I need to get in here and help your sis...- Just...
1711 01:14:44 I need to say I was wrong
1712 01:14:46 for saying the thingsI said to my friend about you.
1713 01:14:50 - Okay, thanks.- No.
1714 01:14:52 You're a good guy.
1715 01:14:55 And I am so sorry.
1716 01:14:56 I was wrong.
1717 01:14:58 The way I treated you,it was...
1718 01:15:02 It was terrible.
1719 01:15:04 And I mean...
1720 01:15:07 I was going through a lot.
1721 01:15:09 Can we just start over?
1722 01:15:10 Take our timeand get to know each other.
1723 01:15:15 [pop song playing]
1724 01:15:25 [both panting]
1725 01:15:31 It's real.
1726 01:15:35 What?
1727 01:15:39 Nothing. Nothing.
1728 01:15:44 Can I tell you something?
1729 01:15:46 Here it comes.
1730 01:15:48 I'll save you the trouble.I'll go.
1731 01:15:49 No, no, no.
1732 01:15:51 I don't want youto leave tonight.
1733 01:15:55 What aboutyour crazy-ass sister?
1734 01:15:57 She won't hear you. Just...
1735 01:16:00 be quiet.
1736 01:16:01 She might not hear me,
1737 01:16:02 but she's gonna hearyour loud ass.
1738 01:16:05 Yes, I can.
1739 01:16:06 I knew it,I knew it, I knew it.
1740 01:16:08 - Mm-mmm-mm.- Tanya, get out.
1741 01:16:11 Look at y'all. I'm gonna need after this.
1742 01:16:14 Tanya, I locked the door.
1743 01:16:15 Well, I pick lockslike you pick pussy.
1744 01:16:18 - [laughing]- Tanya!
1745 01:16:20 [sustained squeal]
1746 01:16:23 Well, and now she knows.
1747 01:16:25 And now I better go.
1748 01:16:28 Why?
1749 01:16:29 I mean, I wanna staybut, you know,
1750 01:16:31 that doessomething else for me.
1751 01:16:33 - How?- I like you a lot, Danica, you know that.
1752 01:16:37 It's hard enough for me to sleep withyou without waking up looking at you.
1753 01:16:42 Am I that bad in the morning?
1754 01:16:43 No.
1755 01:16:45 You're that beautiful.
1756 01:16:47 But you're not into me.
1757 01:16:50 So, I'm gonna protect my littleheart, and I'm gonna go.
1758 01:16:54 You sure?
1759 01:16:56 It's all good.I know how you feel.
1760 01:17:00 I didn't mean that.
1761 01:17:02 Goodnight.
1762 01:17:10 - [Kalli] He said that?- [Danica] Yes.
1763 01:17:12 - He's gay.- He is not gay.
1764 01:17:15 Well, then he's perfect.
1765 01:17:18 But he only has a few thingson my list.
1766 01:17:19 - Damn the list!- Same thing I was thinking.
1767 01:17:23 Well, if you don't want him, I'mgonna start drinking all his coffee.
1768 01:17:26 - I'll be at the Brown Bean in the morning.- Girl, stop.
1769 01:17:30 Seriously, you needto seal this deal.
1770 01:17:33 I never pictured my lifewith a man like him.
1771 01:17:37 Well, girl,then paint another picture.
1772 01:17:40 - Exactly.- [laughs]
1773 01:17:44 I have a little cabin up inthe mountains in Bear Creek,
1774 01:17:47 and I would love for usto go up one weekend.
1775 01:17:52 I would like that.
1776 01:17:54 I mean, you know,it's nothing fancy,
1777 01:17:55 but it's mine.
1778 01:17:56 When I get stressed out,
1779 01:17:58 I use it to get away, so...
1780 01:18:00 I would liketo share it with you.
1781 01:18:04 What's that look for?
1782 01:18:07 I like you, Frank.
1783 01:18:09 I do. Why...why are you laughing?
1784 01:18:13 Look, when you're in recovery, it'sreally important that you don't...
1785 01:18:18 I don't know, put yourself inpositions that will break you down.
1786 01:18:21 I know I'm not the manthat you're looking for, so,
1787 01:18:23 I figure why not just enjoythe here and now.
1788 01:18:27 I'm not gonna hurt you.
1789 01:18:29 Yeah, okay.
1790 01:18:31 [woman emcee] Ladies andgentlemen, PJ Morton and Yebba.
1791 01:18:35 - [applause]- [song begins]
1792 01:18:41 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1793 01:18:43 [vocalizing]
1794 01:18:47 ♪ I know your eyesIn the morning sun ♪
1795 01:18:52 ♪ I feel you touch meIn the pouring rain ♪
1796 01:18:58 ♪ And the momentThat you wander far from me ♪
1797 01:19:04 ♪ I want to feel youIn my arms again, yeah ♪
1798 01:19:09 [Yebba] ♪ And you may notthink That I care for you ♪
1799 01:19:14 ♪ When you knowDeep down inside I really do ♪
1800 01:19:21 ♪ Babe, you need to show ♪
1801 01:19:23 [both] ♪ How deep is yourlove How deep is your love ♪
1802 01:19:31 [PJ]♪ I really mean to learn ♪
1803 01:19:34 ♪ 'Cause we're livingIn a world of fools ♪
1804 01:19:40 ♪ Breaking us down ♪
1805 01:19:43 ♪ When they all shouldLet us be ♪
1806 01:19:48 ♪ We belong to you and me ♪
1807 01:19:52 ♪ How deep is your loveHow deep is your love ♪
1808 01:19:57 ♪ I really mean to learn ♪
1809 01:20:00 ♪ 'Cause we're livingIn a world... ♪
1810 01:20:04 Sorry, did I wake you?
1811 01:20:07 No, I was getting up.
1812 01:20:08 You should rest.Tanya can open the shop.
1813 01:20:10 No, I should go, because, youknow, by the time I get home
1814 01:20:13 and then fight traffic,get outta the shower...
1815 01:20:15 You should leavesome things here.
1816 01:20:18 Are we getting serious?
1817 01:20:20 Yeah.I love having you around.
1818 01:20:24 I'll see you later, okay?
1819 01:20:27 You got it.
1820 01:20:31 - So, that was a great meeting.- I think so.
1821 01:20:34 - Progress, right?- Yeah.
1822 01:20:38 What's wrong?
1823 01:20:42 Who is that?
1824 01:20:45 - [knocks]- Danica, there is a...
1825 01:20:48 Charlie.
1826 01:20:51 I thought he wasn't real.
1827 01:20:53 - Yeah. Should I bring him in?- Hell, yeah.
1828 01:20:56 - Okay.- Oh, shoot!
1829 01:21:04 - I'm Kalli.- Hey.
1830 01:21:05 I heard a lot about you.
1831 01:21:06 You look exactlyhow I thought you would.
1832 01:21:12 I'm gonna let you guys talk.Excuse me.
1833 01:21:15 [grunts]
1834 01:21:16 - Sorry, sorry.- It's okay. It's okay.
1835 01:21:22 Hey.
1836 01:21:26 - How are you?- How are you?
1837 01:21:29 I've been crazy.There was a fire in the rig,
1838 01:21:32 and this is gonna soundlike a lie, but it's not, okay?
1839 01:21:35 The night I was supposedto call you,
1840 01:21:36 I lost my laptop, I lost myphone, I lost all my contacts
1841 01:21:39 which has been mayhem itself.
1842 01:21:41 And then when I finally foundyour email, it was changed.
1843 01:21:43 So I reached out to everybodythat I thought may know you,
1844 01:21:48 and I calledevery ad agency in the city
1845 01:21:52 asking for you.
1846 01:21:55 Well, that's beenthree months now.
1847 01:21:58 And I've been lookingfor you ever since.
1848 01:22:02 Charlie...
1849 01:22:04 - What about that guy?- Lawrence.
1850 01:22:06 We were cool.He was my college coach,
1851 01:22:08 and it's embarrassing, but I hadreally bad credit in college
1852 01:22:10 and my phonewas in his name for years.
1853 01:22:12 And he must've hacked my phoneand called you.
1854 01:22:16 I don't knowwhy he would do that.
1855 01:22:18 But I've been going crazynot knowing where you were.
1856 01:22:20 I'm so sorry, I just...
1857 01:22:22 You look so beautiful in person.I'm sorry, I just...
1858 01:22:26 You know how much I love youand I miss you?
1859 01:22:29 We're soulmates, remember that?
1860 01:22:31 Look, do we haveto have this conversation here?
1861 01:22:34 Or can we maybego to lunch or something?
1862 01:22:37 I'm sorry, but you're gonna have togive me a second to take this all in.
1863 01:22:41 Yeah, of course,I totally get that.
1864 01:22:44 Obviously you can seethat this is, um...
1865 01:22:46 [clears throat]this is hard for me.
1866 01:22:48 But not to take away the fact
1867 01:22:49 that this must beconfusing for you.
1868 01:22:52 Um, look, I'm sorryI just barged in here.
1869 01:22:54 But I didn't know what else to do.I just wanted to see you,
1870 01:22:56 but these are my numbers.
1871 01:22:59 So, if you wanna...
1872 01:23:02 You know, just...
1873 01:23:09 [sighs]
1874 01:23:11 [knocking]
1875 01:23:13 We closed.
1876 01:23:15 - [knocking]- [Kalli] Tanya.
1877 01:23:17 What do you not understandabout "we closed"?
1878 01:23:20 It's Kalli.
1879 01:23:21 - So? We're closed.- Girl, open the door.
1880 01:23:26 Damn!
1881 01:23:28 It's too late for you bitchesto be drinking coffee.
1882 01:23:29 What the hell you wantcoming in here
1883 01:23:31 like Sofiafrom The Color Purple?
1884 01:23:33 Well, hey.
1885 01:23:35 What?
1886 01:23:36 - Did she tell you?- Tell me what?
1887 01:23:39 Girl, Charlie is real.
1888 01:23:42 - Are you serious?- Yes, and he's beautiful.
1889 01:23:45 But it can't be him, because wedid our research and everything
1890 01:23:48 and we shut that down.
1891 01:23:49 No. The dude that you burned?
1892 01:23:51 He was using his identity.
1893 01:23:53 And he hacked his phone.
1894 01:23:55 Man, she's dating Frankright now.
1895 01:23:58 And, look, the only reason I'm telling youis because you need to look out for her.
1896 01:24:02 Okay? She's so confused and...
1897 01:24:05 - Are you ?- Yeah. I got a prescription.
1898 01:24:12 What you typing with thosepretty little fingers, huh?
1899 01:24:18 Mmm. I'm not in the mood.
1900 01:24:25 - What's up? What's going on?- [sighs]
1901 01:24:28 I'm really stressed at work right now.I'm gonna need a minute.
1902 01:24:35 It's something else.
1903 01:24:37 But you'll tell mewhen you're ready, I guess.
1904 01:24:40 It's nothing else.
1905 01:24:46 Mm-hmm.
1906 01:24:53 [woman on TV, indistinct]
1907 01:24:57 [door shuts]
1908 01:24:58 - You leaving?- Yeah.
1909 01:25:00 Why?
1910 01:25:01 Ask your sister, Tanya.I'll see you tomorrow.
1911 01:25:14 Why didn't you tell methat Charlie was real
1912 01:25:16 and you was thinkingabout seeing him?
1913 01:25:18 [groans]That damn Kalli.
1914 01:25:20 Don't hurt Frank.
1915 01:25:22 Okay, good night.
1916 01:25:24 You know that mancan slip back into using
1917 01:25:25 if he getshis heart broke, Danica.
1918 01:25:31 [sighs]
1919 01:25:34 What the hellis wrong with me? Shit.
1920 01:25:37 I have this great guyand I'm so confused.
1921 01:25:42 Why did I call himto take me to lunch?
1922 01:25:44 Look, maybe you shouldgo out with him.
1923 01:25:46 You know, just to seeif he's the one.
1924 01:25:48 Just see him.If not, you'll always wonder.
1925 01:25:51 And it's just lunch, right?
1926 01:25:54 - Right.- There he is. Go.
1927 01:25:58 Hey.
1928 01:25:59 - Hi- You ready?
1929 01:26:00 Yeah.
1930 01:26:02 Yeah.
1931 01:26:06 Her name is Kalli,right, or something?
1932 01:26:08 It's Kalli, yeah.
1933 01:26:10 - [Charlie] ...maybe not at all.- [Danica] I mean, for you, never.
1934 01:26:14 - I mean, you know.- Oh, I know.
1935 01:26:17 You started this thing.
1936 01:26:18 - It's unbelievable. Too real.- This is insane.
1937 01:26:21 Yeah.
1938 01:26:24 [cell phone vibrates]
1939 01:26:28 You knowyou're my soulmate, right?
1940 01:26:30 [line ringing]
1941 01:26:32 - Um... [clears throat]- Who's that, soulmate?
1942 01:26:35 - [both laughing]- [Danica] Um...
1943 01:26:37 Frank, just someone I know.
1944 01:26:40 Okay, well, cool. The restaurantis, uh, is just down the street.
1945 01:26:43 "Just someone I know?" Huh?
1946 01:26:49 Frank, um, Charlie.
1947 01:26:51 - What's up, man?- [laughs]
1948 01:26:53 The onethat's been catfishing you?
1949 01:26:56 Turns out he's real.
1950 01:26:59 And your soulmate,apparently. Great.
1951 01:27:01 I'm just someoneyou know, right?
1952 01:27:04 - Frank...- Fuck off.
1953 01:27:05 Nice to meet you, soulmate.
1954 01:27:07 - Nice to meet you too...- Yeah.
1955 01:27:08 Uh, Frank.
1956 01:27:11 Does he havean anger management problem?
1957 01:27:15 - Damn, girl. He was pissed.- Yeah.
1958 01:27:18 So, what are you gonna do?
1959 01:27:20 I'm going to go outwith Charlie to see.
1960 01:27:23 And if Frank can't understandthat, then too bad.
1961 01:27:26 Men do this all the time.
1962 01:27:29 That's true.
1963 01:27:30 - Right.- So...
1964 01:27:33 What?
1965 01:27:35 You make me wanna get so high,I can't feel my face!
1966 01:27:38 You know I'm not sensitive, right?You know that?
1967 01:27:41 You just told me the other daythat you were sensitive.
1968 01:27:43 Shut up, bitch!I changed my mind.
1969 01:27:45 Did that hurt your feelings?I'm sorry.
1970 01:27:48 He was crying.
1971 01:27:50 Frank, you made him cry.
1972 01:27:52 Well, I... I'm sorry.
1973 01:27:54 Well, I felt so bad for him,I had to go ahead and fuck him.
1974 01:28:00 - What?- I fucked him.
1975 01:28:03 Good, too.
1976 01:28:04 You sleptwith your sister's man?
1977 01:28:06 Yep, and we moving in together.Where's his stuff?
1978 01:28:09 You know what,get it and get out.
1979 01:28:13 I know you not mad while youstanding there dressed up
1980 01:28:15 to go outwith that other nigga.
1981 01:28:18 Slut.
1982 01:28:20 "Slut."
1983 01:28:21 - Yep, you a slut.- [scoffs]
1984 01:28:24 [Charlie] So, the igniter fluid was sludge.It was crazy.
1985 01:28:27 - [Danica] Mmm.- [laughs]
1986 01:28:30 - That sounds terrible.- It was, it was.
1987 01:28:32 Which... I guessyou had to be there.
1988 01:28:33 But being an engineer,I had to be there.
1989 01:28:35 You know what I mean?
1990 01:28:36 So, like, I could'vecome home earlier,
1991 01:28:38 but I'm important.
1992 01:28:39 I was like the Steph Curryof oil rig engineering.
1993 01:28:45 Okay.
1994 01:28:46 You know what, I'm sorry.
1995 01:28:47 I just keeptalking about myself.
1996 01:28:49 There's so much to talk about.
1997 01:28:51 But how are you?How is your job?
1998 01:28:54 - It's good. Mm-hmm.- Yeah?
1999 01:28:56 It's good. I had this bigclient the other day...
2000 01:28:59 A big client's good. Hey,excuse me, waiter. Excuse me.
2001 01:29:02 Can we get another round here,please. Thank you.
2002 01:29:04 This décor is just...I mean, the plates,
2003 01:29:07 - they're great on the wall.- Yeah.
2004 01:29:08 I mean, I don't even knowwhat to do with...
2005 01:29:10 I'm used to my sea legs,you know what I mean?
2006 01:29:12 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.- Yeah. Okay.
2007 01:29:15 I'll just... I'll just take this.Thank you.
2008 01:29:16 Oh, okay. Yeah, well...[clears throat]
2009 01:29:19 Um, sir, I'm sorry.But can I have a few shots?
2010 01:29:23 [gasps] Ho ho!
2011 01:29:25 - Shots, okay. Shots for the lady.- Any type of vodka.
2012 01:29:27 Shots for the lady.She's ready to party.
2013 01:29:30 Um... shots?Oh. Okay.
2014 01:29:33 - All right. That's how you do that.- I wasn't ready,
2015 01:29:36 - but, cheers.- Okay. Yeah, well, cheers to you.
2016 01:29:38 To the health.To all the health.
2017 01:29:39 [laughs] Shots?
2018 01:29:48 Obviously everybody thoughtI was gonna go pro.
2019 01:29:50 - I mean, I was so good.- [laughs]
2020 01:29:52 But then I got injured.It was this freak injury.
2021 01:29:55 Pencil in the penis.You know how it goes.
2022 01:29:57 Sometimes I lose feelingbelow the waist.
2023 01:29:59 [clears throat] But... Alittle tingling sensation.
2024 01:30:01 But I've, um, you know, done a lot ofrehab on it. I got it under control.
2025 01:30:04 So, I went to this, uh,earth therapy for that.
2026 01:30:07 And they told me, you know,just bring the motherland in.
2027 01:30:10 Do... Do African chants,
2028 01:30:12 and, you know, then there's...then the tingling subsides.
2029 01:30:15 So, it's just, uh...[rhythmic chanting]
2030 01:30:18 You know, like, you know, justgotta bring the ancestors back.
2031 01:30:20 You know, from the ground up.
2032 01:30:21 [laughing] Hey...
2033 01:30:24 Get with it. Here you go.I think I had enough already.
2034 01:30:26 So... You ain't gotta do it withthat glass, baby. I got this.
2035 01:30:30 You like to spit, huh?
2036 01:30:32 Okay, uh...
2037 01:30:34 Can we go now?
2038 01:30:36 I put the "D" in ready.
2039 01:30:38 [kissing and grunting]
2040 01:30:43 [Charlie] Damn,you got a hard-ass head.
2041 01:30:45 [Danica] What?
2042 01:30:46 Yes, baby. Uh-huh.
2043 01:30:47 Oh, yeah.Now's when we got liftoff now.
2044 01:30:50 - Yeah? Okay.- Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
2045 01:30:53 - Come on, come here, yeah.- Yeah, okay.
2046 01:30:54 Let's just make out.
2047 01:30:56 [loud moaning]
2048 01:30:59 Come, Papa Bear, up in that cave.[grunts]
2049 01:31:01 - Um... Oh, God.- Yes! Welcome to the jungle!
2050 01:31:04 Welcome to the...[loud groaning]
2051 01:31:06 [rhythmic chanting]
2052 01:31:08 [high-pitched grunts]
2053 01:31:12 - [chanting]- Oh!
2054 01:31:15 [exhales] Whoo!
2055 01:31:17 [humming]
2056 01:31:19 You remind me of my mama.
2057 01:31:22 - That's weird.- No, it's a beautiful thing.
2058 01:31:24 Wait.
2059 01:31:27 Oh, God.
2060 01:31:30 [grunts] Oh, God.
2061 01:31:34 Oh...
2062 01:31:35 All right.
2063 01:31:38 - Um...- [Charlie] Whoo!
2064 01:31:40 Okay.
2065 01:31:41 [exhales] Mmm.
2066 01:31:44 - All right. [groans]- [water running]
2067 01:31:46 That was, uh...
2068 01:31:48 something.
2069 01:31:54 All right, seven minutes.
2070 01:31:55 Who is seven minutes?
2071 01:31:58 The Uber.
2072 01:32:00 What?You called me an Uber?
2073 01:32:03 Well, UberPOOL.
2074 01:32:05 That way I save some money,you make some new friends.
2075 01:32:08 - Everybody wins.- Thank you.
2076 01:32:11 - You're welcome.- No, really, thank you.
2077 01:32:13 Don't mention it.Want me to walk you downstairs?
2078 01:32:15 Um... nope, I got it.Let me grab my purse.
2079 01:32:20 Uh...
2080 01:32:22 Yup. Thanks, Charlie.Thank you so...
2081 01:32:26 Thank you.
2082 01:32:28 I mean, we got seven, you got,like, seven minutes to do...
2083 01:32:29 - No, thank you very much.- We can get, like, two or three in.
2084 01:32:34 [door opens]
2085 01:32:37 [Kalli] Wait,did you have sex with him?
2086 01:32:40 He thinks we did.
2087 01:32:42 Uh, what does that mean?
2088 01:32:43 Well, I was only gonna make outwith him because I'm so confused.
2089 01:32:47 And, well, we were making outand he thinks we had sex.
2090 01:32:52 Wait a minute. Wait.
2091 01:32:54 How does he think thatand not know it?
2092 01:32:56 He was having sexwith my inner thighs.
2093 01:32:58 [Kalli laughing]
2094 01:33:03 Kalli. Kalli. Kalli!
2095 01:33:06 - It's not that funny.- Wait, wait, wait.
2096 01:33:08 Didn't you say he called you an Uber too?[laughing]
2097 01:33:12 Ka... Okay.
2098 01:33:14 I'm getting off the phone now.
2099 01:33:16 Whoo! That's what you wantedon your list, girl.
2100 01:33:18 [laughing]
2101 01:33:20 - I'll call you back.- I'm sorry.
2102 01:33:24 Hi.
2103 01:33:26 - I didn't know you were here.- Yeah, I'm just grabbing my things.
2104 01:33:31 Well, I'm glad you are.I wanna talk to you.
2105 01:33:33 I got nothingto say to you, Danica.
2106 01:33:34 [Tanya]That's right, we ain't got
2107 01:33:35 a damn thing to say to you.
2108 01:33:40 You have every rightto be upset.
2109 01:33:42 - But so do I.- So do you? What did I do?
2110 01:33:44 You slept with my sister.
2111 01:33:46 - What?- You heard me.
2112 01:33:48 No, I didn't. What?
2113 01:33:50 - Tanya.- Yes, you touched me. You did.
2114 01:33:52 Tanya.
2115 01:33:54 Okay, I'm lying.
2116 01:33:56 I would never sleepwith your sister.
2117 01:33:57 What the hellis wrong with me?
2118 01:33:59 Tanya, 'cause I'm in lovewith your sister.
2119 01:34:02 In love?
2120 01:34:04 Yeah,and I'm a damn fool for it.
2121 01:34:07 No, you're not a fool.I'm the fool.
2122 01:34:10 I was confused and...
2123 01:34:12 Try to understand,
2124 01:34:14 this guy was my dream guy.
2125 01:34:16 He had everything on my list.
2126 01:34:18 And you...
2127 01:34:20 - you just came out of nowhere.- Yup.
2128 01:34:23 I have nothingon your list, right?
2129 01:34:25 Look, I get it.I'm not your dream dude.
2130 01:34:27 I'm a little rougharound the edges, right?
2131 01:34:31 But you know what?
2132 01:34:32 I've worked my ass off,Danica, to get on my feet.
2133 01:34:37 To have a spot,a... a place on this Earth.
2134 01:34:41 I've fought through a lot of shit,and I've done a lot of shit.
2135 01:34:44 But I'll tell you this:one thing I would never do
2136 01:34:47 is get fucked over by some girlI was just trying to love.
2137 01:34:51 I'm a good dude. You get that?
2138 01:34:52 And I don't deserveto be treated like this.
2139 01:34:54 So if you can't handlewhat I got to give,
2140 01:34:57 then go bewith your list dude.
2141 01:34:59 Don't cry, Frank, 'cause ifyou start crying I'm gonna...
2142 01:35:01 - Tanya!- [Danica] Frank...
2143 01:35:04 - I'm sorry.- Danica,
2144 01:35:06 can I go?
2145 01:35:08 'Cause I really don't everwanna see your face again.
2146 01:35:13 But you just saidyou loved me.
2147 01:35:18 And that's supposed to make mewanna be with you?
2148 01:35:21 That ain't enough.
2149 01:35:25 Bye, Tanya.
2150 01:35:26 [door opens and shuts]
2151 01:35:31 [Tanya] Don't look at me.
2152 01:35:32 'Cause if he would haveeven smiled in my direction,
2153 01:35:35 I would have fucked him.
2154 01:35:36 And I would have got pregnant.
2155 01:35:38 And I would have had me a littlecoffee Brown Bean baby, okay?
2156 01:35:42 Oh, I told Mama everything and she said shewanna see us in Jersey in the morning.
2157 01:35:52 Hi, girls.
2158 01:35:53 - [Tanya] Hey, Mama.- I love y'all, come on in.
2159 01:35:56 [Danica] Okay, so we were having thisdebate about the list you made for Daddy.
2160 01:36:00 Can we see it?
2161 01:36:01 Are you talking aboutthat list I told you about,
2162 01:36:03 like, 20 years ago?
2163 01:36:05 Yeah, that one.
2164 01:36:07 - I lost it.- I told you.
2165 01:36:10 Mama, did you lie to meabout this list?
2166 01:36:14 It's possible.[chuckles]
2167 01:36:17 I don't think I did, but...
2168 01:36:19 What about my dad?
2169 01:36:21 I don't know that motherfucker.I'm not sure.
2170 01:36:24 It could have been any numberof really good people.
2171 01:36:27 So you lied.
2172 01:36:28 - When?- When you told me about Daddy's list.
2173 01:36:33 I made a list. It just...
2174 01:36:35 I've never met anyone who goteverything they wanted in one person.
2175 01:36:39 Sure, in the beginning, it feels like it...it could be magnificent.
2176 01:36:44 And then you start to see, well,they got a couple little flaws.
2177 01:36:47 You know? And that's okay.
2178 01:36:49 Because in the real worldall you can do is hope to live
2179 01:36:53 with the little tiny perfections you findin the very flawed people you come across.
2180 01:37:00 I suggest you go get that man.
2181 01:37:18 [thunder rumbling]
2182 01:37:31 [knocking on door]
2183 01:37:37 I know you're an amazing man.
2184 01:37:40 And I was foolishfor chasing what was a dream.
2185 01:37:45 I know you're not perfect.
2186 01:37:47 Neither am I.
2187 01:37:48 But we can beimperfect together.
2188 01:37:54 [sighs] I know you don'twanna talk to me right now.
2189 01:37:58 But I'm gonna stand out hereand hope that you come and talk.
2190 01:38:01 Even if it takes all night.
2191 01:38:03 I am going to be right here.
2192 01:38:07 'Cause I love you.
2193 01:38:12 [sobs]
2194 01:38:14 I do love you, Frank.
2195 01:38:18 And I'm so sorry.
2196 01:38:22 So, if that means makinga fool of myself again...
2197 01:38:30 well, then I will.
2198 01:38:34 I will.
2199 01:38:35 Because sometimeslove is not easy.
2200 01:38:42 It's hard as hell.
2201 01:38:46 And even thoughI'm trying to love you...
2202 01:38:49 [sobs]
2203 01:38:50 I just don't know how.
2204 01:38:55 So...
2205 01:38:58 if you can help me...
2206 01:39:01 then I think I can help you.
2207 01:39:06 Okay, I got you.
2208 01:39:08 I got you.
2209 01:39:09 Nigga, you reallyain't gonna open this door?
2210 01:39:14 Okay.
2211 01:39:16 Fine. [sniffles]
2212 01:39:22 [thunder rumbling]
2213 01:39:31 [man on TV] I disagree, I thinkhe needs to be on the bench.
2214 01:39:33 - [song playing outside]- I think he needs to learn a little bit.
2215 01:39:35 Especially with a journeyman,like they have...
2216 01:39:37 ♪ Darling, I ♪
2217 01:39:40 [lip-syncing]♪ I can't explain ♪
2218 01:39:43 ♪ Where did we lose our way? ♪
2219 01:39:48 [singing along]♪ Girl, it's driving me insane ♪
2220 01:39:52 ♪ And I know I just needOne more chance ♪
2221 01:39:56 [lip-syncing]♪ To prove my love to you ♪
2222 01:40:00 ♪ And if you come back to me ♪
2223 01:40:02 ♪ I'll guarantee ♪
2224 01:40:04 [singing along]♪ That I'll never let you go ♪
2225 01:40:08 ♪ Can we go back to the daysOur love was strong? ♪
2226 01:40:16 ♪ Can you tell meHow a perfect love goes wrong? ♪
2227 01:40:24 ♪ Can somebody tell meHow to get things back ♪
2228 01:40:29 ♪ The way they used to be? ♪
2229 01:40:33 ♪ Oh, GodGive me the reason ♪
2230 01:40:37 - ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪- [thunder rumbling]
2231 01:40:41 [rain pattering]
2232 01:40:46 ♪ I'll never walk again ♪
2233 01:40:50 [lip-syncing]♪ Until you come back to me ♪
2234 01:40:54 ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
2235 01:40:57 [rain continues]
2236 01:41:01 ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
2237 01:41:05 ♪ Please forgive meFor all the wrong I've done ♪
2238 01:41:08 ♪ Please come back home, girl ♪
2239 01:41:10 ♪ I know you putAll your trust in me ♪
2240 01:41:13 ♪ I'm sorry I let you down ♪
2241 01:41:15 ♪ Please forgive me ♪
2242 01:41:16 [singing along]♪ Gonna swallow my pride ♪
2243 01:41:19 ♪ Say I'm sorry ♪
2244 01:41:21 ♪ Stop pointing fingers ♪
2245 01:41:23 ♪ The blame is on me ♪
2246 01:41:25 ♪ I want a new life ♪
2247 01:41:27 ♪ And I want it with you ♪
2248 01:41:29 ♪ If you feel the same ♪
2249 01:41:31 ♪ Don't ever let it go ♪
2250 01:41:34 ♪ You gotta believeIn the spirit of love ♪
2251 01:41:37 ♪ It can heal all things ♪
2252 01:41:39 ♪ It won't hurt anymore ♪
2253 01:41:41 ♪ No, I don't believeOur love's terminal ♪
2254 01:41:45 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪
2255 01:41:48 ♪ Begging you, please ♪
2256 01:41:49 ♪ Come home ♪
2257 01:41:53 [song continues]
2258 01:41:54 [shrieks]
2259 01:41:57 ♪ Can you tell me howA perfect love goes wrong ♪
2260 01:42:05 ♪ Can somebody tell meHow to get things back ♪
2261 01:42:10 ♪ The way they used to be? ♪
2262 01:42:14 - Uh-uh! Uh-uh!- [song stops]
2263 01:42:16 Where y'all going? Sit back down.This movie ain't over yet.
2264 01:42:18 Wait till you see this.
2265 01:42:19 [organ playing softly]
2266 01:42:21 Is there anyone herewho has any objection
2267 01:42:23 to these two peoplebeing married?
2268 01:42:25 Speak nowor forever hold your peace.
2269 01:42:27 - I object, Your Pastorness.- [crowd gasps]
2270 01:42:29 You know what?I would cuss up in here
2271 01:42:31 but I don't wanna be cussingup in this house of the Lord.
2272 01:42:34 Can't be cussing in church,but you know what?
2273 01:42:36 He is a cheater, he a liar,you hurt my sister!
2274 01:42:40 - You hurt my sister!- [crowd gasps]
2275 01:42:42 And another thing, girl,let me tell you, all right?
2276 01:42:45 Let me go aheadand solve some mystery.
2277 01:42:47 Him? Nasty.Sleep with all kind of people.
2278 01:42:49 I could have slept with himbut I went to jail at the time.
2279 01:42:51 So, I didn't get to hit that.
2280 01:42:53 You ain't no good.
2281 01:42:56 Yeah, that's how that go.
2282 01:42:57 Yup, that's how that go.
2283 01:42:59 - Yup.- [crowd gasps]
2284 01:43:02 Got no time for this.
2285 01:43:04 I feel like this wedding deservesa little bit more action.
2286 01:43:09 - [screams]- [crowd gasps]
2287 01:43:12 [R&B song playing]
2288 01:44:26 - [song fading]- [crew applauds]
2289 01:44:28 [man]Cross cut, yes.
2290 01:44:30 - [stifled laugh]- There it is, there it is.
2291 01:44:33 I need makeup!
2292 01:44:34 - Worst date ever.- [laughing]
2293 01:44:36 [laughs]F-U-C-K U-A-P.
2294 01:44:39 I will D-N-A some F-U-C-K...
2295 01:44:41 U to the P.
2296 01:44:43 - Go and get him, Damika.- [man] Danica.
2297 01:44:45 Danica.
2298 01:44:46 I will F-U-C-Ksome D-N-A U-P.
2299 01:44:49 [laughs] I will F-U-C...
2300 01:44:51 You are undressing me with your eyes.I can feel it.
2301 01:44:54 My nipples are getting hot.
2302 01:44:58 Nobody do that one.
2303 01:45:00 It's all this.
2304 01:45:04 - Wait, like how beautiful?- Like real beautiful.
2305 01:45:06 - Like super fine?- Like foine.
2306 01:45:08 - Like foine foine?- Like foine foine.
2307 01:45:10 - Like, "Damn, he foine!"- Yes, and a couple of cuss words. Yeah.
2308 01:45:13 "Ooh, he beefy! I'll haveall his babies right now" fine?
2309 01:45:17 The man is fine.
2310 01:45:19 [cell phone ringing]
2311 01:45:24 Hey!
2312 01:45:24 I will... I will F-U-C...
2313 01:45:27 F-U-C-K some D-N-A,some U-P... [laughs]
2314 01:45:30 You know I can't spell right.
2315 01:45:32 Do you know how much it cost me?It cost me $35,000.
2316 01:45:36 The fuck is wrong with you?
2317 01:45:38 I love you, though.
2318 01:45:40 Let me take that back'cause that was too harsh.
2319 01:45:43 - That was too harsh.- [laughing]
2320 01:45:47 - What happened?- Girl, dick.
2321 01:45:50 - You mean Richard?- No, I mean dick.
2322 01:45:53 Oh, in Accounting?[scoffs] That guy...
2323 01:45:57 He dicked me once.
2324 01:46:01 I liked it.
2325 01:46:04 You're so pretty.
2326 01:46:07 You know what you missin'?
2327 01:46:09 Ooh, swipe right.
2328 01:46:12 Twins?
2329 01:46:14 Hell no.
2330 01:46:16 I know you. [stammers]
2331 01:46:19 That's my cousin.
2332 01:46:21 - [man 1] We cut. [laughs]- [man 2] Cut.
2333 01:46:22 [crew laughing]
2334 01:46:25 [instrumental music playing]
2335 01:47:19 [music continues]
2336 01:48:33 [instrumental music ends]
2337 01:48:35 [dance music playing]
2338 01:49:28 [dance song ends]
2339 01:49:36 [instrumental music begins]
2340 01:50:05 [instrumental ends]