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1 00:00:25 Get me in ten minutes, Ray.
2 00:00:28 Boss.
3 00:00:44 - Bobby.- Boss?
4 00:00:47 I'll have a pintand a pickled egg.
5 00:00:50 Coming straight up.
6 00:01:22 If you wish to bethe king of the jungle,
7 00:01:25 it's not enoughto act like a king.
8 00:01:30 You must be the king.
9 00:01:33 And there can be no doubt.
10 00:01:35 Because doubt causes chaosand one's own demise.
11 00:01:51 Hello, my love.
12 00:01:53 It's date night tonight.
13 00:01:54 Nine o'clock,you and I, River Cafe.
14 00:02:01 Who's there?
15 00:02:04 Ros, who's there?
16 00:04:35 Chink, chink.
17 00:04:43 Fletcher.
18 00:04:44 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
19 00:04:47 I should stab you withthat fucking rolling pin.
20 00:04:51 Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping wecould have a cozy little drink together.
21 00:04:56 So, I've got a meeting on Saturdayat your favorite newspaper.
22 00:05:01 As the best private investigatorin this smoky little town...
23 00:05:06 good evening,ladies and gentlemen...
24 00:05:08 they are ready to put 150 grand inmy pocket to give them some filth.
25 00:05:13 Good for me, that,but in this case...
26 00:05:17 it's bad for you.
27 00:05:19 So Big Dave,editor extraordinaire,
28 00:05:23 has developed a terribleantipathy for your boss
29 00:05:27 and his liquorish assortmentof tasty mates.
30 00:05:30 He's out to destroy him and all thosethat cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh!
31 00:05:35 There will be blood and fuckingfeathers everywhere, my darling.
32 00:05:38 Get to it, Fletcher.I'm starting to itch.
33 00:05:41 Now, we both know that your boss hasvery, very deep pockets,
34 00:05:44 and I would like to invite him justto have a teeny rummage in them.
35 00:05:48 What the fuckare you talking about?
36 00:05:50 If you would be so kind
37 00:05:52 as to furnish me with20 million British pounds,
38 00:05:54 I will give you everything...
39 00:05:56 memory cards, contact sheets,recordings, the lot,
40 00:05:59 and a modest little screenplayI wrote all by myself.
41 00:06:02 Hold on.
42 00:06:04 We just went from £150,000to 20 million.
43 00:06:08 That's a steep risein 30 seconds.
44 00:06:10 Yeah, but I would argue that you'relucky, because that is nothing
45 00:06:13 compared to what I could,and perhaps should, be asking.
46 00:06:17 Oh, well, thank Godyou're not greedy, Fletcher,
47 00:06:20 you deluded,shit-eating cunt.
48 00:06:24 I quite like itwhen you talk dirty to me.
49 00:06:27 I can feel myself engorging.
50 00:06:30 Come on, have a drink with me.It's really yummy.
51 00:06:33 I looked it up. App-ed it.1500 quid?
52 00:06:37 I didn't know you could spendthat much on a bottle of scotch.
53 00:06:40 I'm gonna tell you a story todemonstrate why my quote is my quote.
54 00:06:46 Will you play a gamewith me, Ray?
55 00:06:49 I don't wanna play a game.
56 00:06:51 - Please?- No.
57 00:06:54 I said play a fucking gamewith me, Ray.
58 00:07:05 Right.
59 00:07:07 Lovely.
60 00:07:08 Now, I want youto imagine a character,
61 00:07:12 a dramatic character,like in a book or a play or a film.
62 00:07:15 But not digital,not on a memory stick.
63 00:07:18 Analog. Chemical process."Keep the grain in the picture," I say.
64 00:07:22 Old-school, 35 mill.
65 00:07:28 Now, I'm seeing thisthrough a lens, I am,
66 00:07:30 and I'm not talking aboutthe small screen.
67 00:07:32 It's not TV, Raymond.
68 00:07:34 As I said,old-school cinema format.
69 00:07:37 It's what we in the business calledanamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.
70 00:07:41 And I want you to join meon this cinematic journey,
71 00:07:44 'cause it is cinema, Ray.
72 00:07:45 It's beautiful,beautiful cinema.
73 00:07:49 Now, roll camera.
74 00:07:54 Enter our protagonist.
75 00:07:57 He's good-looking,he's gorgeous,
76 00:07:59 he's golden age,he's a proper handsome cunt.
77 00:08:02 His name is Mickey Pearson.
78 00:08:06 Unique backgroundhas our Mickey.
79 00:08:09 American born, Rhodes scholar,so he's born clever but poor.
80 00:08:13 Now, that's quite a leap froma trailer park in Americana
81 00:08:16 to the thousand-year-olduniversity in old Angleterre,
82 00:08:19 where he studiesthe dark art of horticulture.
83 00:08:23 But he never finished his education,never went home, because...
84 00:08:26 he found his vocation.
85 00:08:28 A naughty vocation.
86 00:08:30 He's a bad boy.
87 00:08:32 He starts dealingthe dirty wonder weed
88 00:08:35 to his rich, British,upper-class uni pals
89 00:08:38 and realizeshe's rather good at it.
90 00:08:41 He's clear and objectiveabout ambition
91 00:08:43 and he can surf the echelonsof our complicated culture.
92 00:08:48 He knew how to take advantageof his advantage.
93 00:08:54 He was a hungry animal,you see.
94 00:08:56 He was powerful and ruthless,cunning and quick,
95 00:08:59 charismatic and smart, but...
96 00:09:01 he had to do some naughtythings to get where he got,
97 00:09:04 to establish his position,
98 00:09:06 to show he wasn't justteeth, tits and tan.
99 00:09:10 Well, he wasn'tfucking hollow, was he?
100 00:09:14 He had an engineunder his hood
101 00:09:16 and a gun in his holster.
102 00:09:21 So, he's not exactly clean,our Mickey.
103 00:09:24 He has come up the hard way.
104 00:09:25 He's earned his position,shall we say.
105 00:09:28 Well, that was the early days,
106 00:09:30 and he cracked on withhis New World pioneer spirit.
107 00:09:34 What's he worth today?100, 200, 500 million?
108 00:09:37 But now the plotbegins to thicken.
109 00:09:40 He has reacheda crossroads in his life.
110 00:09:43 The middle class and the middleage, they've got to him.
111 00:09:45 They've corrupted his appetitefor the horrors. He's gone soft.
112 00:09:49 He wanted to cash in his chipsand get out of the game,
113 00:09:52 and he seems to have foundthe perfect customer.
114 00:09:55 Smash cut, please...
115 00:09:57 to interior, a gala dinner.
116 00:09:59 Just a few words to saythank you to Michael Pearson
117 00:10:02 for his limitless generosityand time.
118 00:10:04 Now, Mickey has been cultivatinga special relationship
119 00:10:09 with the erudite, learned andbroad-minded Matthew Berger.
120 00:10:13 Yes, Raymond, I do know aboutthe Jewish billionaire cowboy,
121 00:10:17 another slice of Americanacreating drama in Angleterre.
122 00:10:20 And finally to Matthew Bergerblindsiding us with his donation
123 00:10:24 to build the entire cognitivebehavioral therapy unit.
124 00:10:28 So these two have met before.Fuck knows where.
125 00:10:30 Presumably at the annual internationaldrug dealers convention in Las Vegas.
126 00:10:34 And they've donesome small deals together,
127 00:10:37 but now they're readyfor the big one.
128 00:10:39 Well, that was unexpected,Matthew.
129 00:10:43 Now I understand why you'reseated at the head of the table.
130 00:10:45 Snuck that one right by me, didn'tyou, you naughty little girl?
131 00:10:48 Making a splashwith the gentry.
132 00:10:50 Oh, I like to make a splashwhenever possible.
133 00:10:53 Well, you also seem to understandthe significance of a proper attire.
134 00:10:57 Indeed I do.
135 00:10:59 I believea sense of ownership
136 00:11:00 is vitalin every aspect of life,
137 00:11:02 perhaps never more so thanwhen it comes to wardrobe.
138 00:11:04 For every look there is a season,and for every season a strategy.
139 00:11:08 Now starts the alpha dance.
140 00:11:11 They're not really talkingabout clothes, Raymond.
141 00:11:13 Oh, fucking no.
142 00:11:14 They're likea pair of old doggies
143 00:11:16 sniffing round one another'sintellectual assholes.
144 00:11:19 It's a good old-fashionedcock-off, Raymond.
145 00:11:21 Michael, I'm looking forwardto doing business together.
146 00:11:25 - May we excuse ourselves?- Yes, please.
147 00:11:28 We should say good nightto our host.
148 00:11:35 So what do you think?
149 00:11:37 I'm not sure.
150 00:11:38 Your Grace.
151 00:11:39 He's a fox,
152 00:11:41 and foxeshave a predictable nature.
153 00:11:43 Trust this Jewabout that Jew.
154 00:11:45 If you let himin the henhouse,
155 00:11:46 you can expect bloodand feathers everywhere.
156 00:11:49 Fresh froma farmyard pheasant shoot,
157 00:11:52 these two are startingto like each other.
158 00:11:55 It's looking good, Ray.It's looking fucking good.
159 00:11:57 I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise.
160 00:12:00 You see, try as I might,I can't work out how you do it,
161 00:12:02 and bush is my game.
162 00:12:04 How does anyone grow50 tons of super skunk
163 00:12:07 without letting anyone elseknow how they do it?
164 00:12:09 I'm flattered to hear thatfrom you, Matthew.
165 00:12:12 I imagine that big brain of yoursis sweating a stream of tears
166 00:12:14 just tryingto figure it out.
167 00:12:16 Brillianceshould be acknowledged.
168 00:12:17 Mm.
169 00:12:19 Run the numbersby me again.
170 00:12:20 200 million gross p.a.,100 million net.
171 00:12:24 But your peopleknow this already.
172 00:12:26 They've swept the numbersfor months now.
173 00:12:28 The bottom line is I'll sellit to you for 400 million.
174 00:12:38 But you knew that already.Hop in.
175 00:12:41 Now, I can't be specificabout the heroes and zeros,
176 00:12:44 but there was a lot of moneyhanging in the balance.
177 00:12:46 Question: What would it beworth to have the power
178 00:12:50 to be able to pull the plugon an operation like that?
179 00:12:53 Answer: A greedy man wouldwant half the sale price,
180 00:12:57 but a smart man would knowthat 20 million pounds
181 00:13:00 was just about uncomfortable enoughto make everyone feel comfortable.
182 00:13:04 You're a cunning and creativetoad, aren't you, Fletcher,
183 00:13:07 coming upwith a plan like this?
184 00:13:09 Yeah, but I didn't reallycome up with it, did I?
185 00:13:11 It was Big Dave.
186 00:13:13 He commissioned meto do a job on Mickey,
187 00:13:15 you know, sniff about,keep an eye on him,
188 00:13:16 go through his bins,reveal his sins.
189 00:13:19 Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster.We're gonna bury him.
190 00:13:23 Because it seems he's got himselfa new friend. Lord Pressfield.
191 00:13:27 Question:Is that the Lord Pressfield?
192 00:13:30 His Grace, the duke?
193 00:13:32 Yeah. Once fourth in lineto the throne.
194 00:13:35 Apparently Mickey Pearsonhas squeaked his way
195 00:13:36 into the crackof his fat, posh ass.
196 00:13:40 This is yours, Fletcher. I need a manwith your creativity, with your nose.
197 00:13:43 Now, you knowyou're my favorite bloodhound.
198 00:13:45 I just think it's reallyimportant to remember
199 00:13:47 who you're talking to, Dave.
200 00:13:49 Of course I remember,Fletcher.
201 00:13:51 So just make absolutely sure thecheck doesn't disappoint this time.
202 00:13:55 The number is 150,000.
203 00:13:57 He wants to ruin him,
204 00:14:00 but I am hereto do you a favor.
205 00:14:04 And it's not like you're notgetting something for your money.
206 00:14:07 You could even turn that scriptinto a feature film, Raymond.
207 00:14:11 We could make it together.We could be partners.
208 00:14:15 I have learned off you lot.
209 00:14:17 You gotta look after numberone, and now it's my turn.
210 00:14:21 The sun is not going upfor me, Ray. It's going down.
211 00:14:26 So why has Big Davegot it in for my boss?
212 00:14:30 Two months ago,your man Mickey
213 00:14:32 made my man Dave feellike a right fucking idiot.
214 00:14:34 Henry. Mickey.
215 00:14:36 How did he do that?
216 00:14:38 Didn't accept his hand.
217 00:14:39 - Dave. Daily Print.- Yes.
218 00:14:42 No. Editorof the Daily Print.
219 00:14:44 Turns out Dave hadgone after one of Mickey's lords,
220 00:14:47 did a proper tabloid jobon him.
221 00:14:49 It would appear that HisLordship had had a quick spin
222 00:14:52 on one ofhis attractive young footmen.
223 00:14:54 After the splash, sharescrashed, job went, wife followed,
224 00:14:57 and even his kidsdisowned him.
225 00:14:59 Well, that Davecan't half be a cunt.
226 00:15:02 But no onewill pull him on it.
227 00:15:04 Too fucking scared that Davewill do a feature on them.
228 00:15:06 But your Mickey, he's gota fabulous set of balls.
229 00:15:09 So he snubbed him in front of a crowdthat Dave could only wish he belonged to.
230 00:15:12 You know, lords and ladies, the sort thatMickey feels very comfortable in front of.
231 00:15:16 Men, excuse us.
232 00:15:19 Well, he might just aswell have pulled Dave's cock off.
233 00:15:21 I do believe that was a bitof a fuck off, Dave.
234 00:15:23 'Cause he justfizzled like a party balloon.
235 00:15:25 That's no reasonto go after a fella.
236 00:15:27 Well, I don't know what to tell you.He wants Mickey's blood.
237 00:15:30 And he would be getting ittoo, if it wasn't for...
238 00:15:35 You're a filthy fantasist,and now it's time to leave.
239 00:15:38 Oh, don't be silly.I'm only just lubing you up.
240 00:15:42 Now, there is a reason why Matthew,or anyone else for that matter,
241 00:15:47 cannot work outhow Mickey does what he does.
242 00:15:50 How does he grow 50 tons of whitewidow super cheese every year?
243 00:15:54 Everyone knowsthat needs a lot of space.
244 00:15:56 So where is the space and howcome he's kept it under wraps?
245 00:15:59 You can't just dig a hole in the groundand drop 200 shipping containers in there.
246 00:16:03 Oh, no, my love.That will not work.
247 00:16:04 No. You have to be creative.You need an angle.
248 00:16:08 The problem with land in thiscountry is there's not much of it...
249 00:16:13 and there's public access evenwhen it's supposed to be private.
250 00:16:16 And the public have rights:dog walkers...
251 00:16:19 Yes, jog on.
252 00:16:21 ...footpaths, right to roam,
253 00:16:23 bimblers, ramblers,
254 00:16:25 badger lovers...
255 00:16:27 ...and any other busy cuntwith enough time on his hands
256 00:16:29 to sniffthe green tweed of England.
257 00:16:31 Good morning!
258 00:16:32 And they have groups,
259 00:16:34 forums, meetings,social media,
260 00:16:38 and they lovea good chat and a hiss
261 00:16:40 about anyone who's decided tomow his lawn without a license.
262 00:16:44 And then there's the helicopters,drones, Google Earth,
263 00:16:47 heritage sites,parish councils,
264 00:16:49 and the beat goes on.
265 00:16:51 And that's before you even thinkabout getting power in here.
266 00:16:56 So what isMickey's unique method?
267 00:16:59 I tip my cap at the cheek,at the elegance, at the class.
268 00:17:05 And what wouldthat method be exactly?
269 00:17:07 You have to understanda culture to understand a man.
270 00:17:10 Toffs, aristocrats,
271 00:17:12 dukes, duchesses,lords and ladies,
272 00:17:15 lots of landand fuck all dough.
273 00:17:17 Houses to keep, damp tokeep out, silver to polish.
274 00:17:21 You must rememberthat cash is very persuasive
275 00:17:24 to the class that got spanked byangry lefties and death duties.
276 00:17:28 And every time you inherit afortune, you lose half to the state.
277 00:17:32 So this is my moment to swoop in
278 00:17:34 like a guardian fucking angel
279 00:17:36 and offer my services so theycan keep their houses in order.
280 00:17:40 And they're not too botheredabout what I do,
281 00:17:43 as long as that cashkeeps rolling in each year.
282 00:17:46 It's good to get a lord, yes,but it's not easy.
283 00:17:49 It takes work,wine, women and disco.
284 00:17:53 Twelve sites. Twelve farms.
285 00:17:56 One thousand of these estatesin the great UK.
286 00:17:59 Bonne chancetrying to find them all.
287 00:18:02 That's it. My infrastructure.
288 00:18:06 And that, sir, is, with myblessing, what you are paying for.
289 00:18:12 If it's as discreet and aslucrative as you claim it is,
290 00:18:14 I'll buy the whole business.
291 00:18:16 But enough foreplay, Michael.
292 00:18:19 I wanna see your plant.
293 00:18:22 I've gone to great lengthsto make my operation
294 00:18:25 as invisible as possible,Matthew.
295 00:18:27 If you were standing on mybush, you wouldn't know it.
296 00:18:32 As a matter of fact,you are standing on my bush.
297 00:18:38 It's a spectacular business,Michael.
298 00:18:41 Such a shame it will gobankrupt in ten years
299 00:18:43 when things go legalin the great UK.
300 00:18:46 And you want meto pay top dollar for it?
301 00:18:49 A nugget under half a yard?
302 00:18:52 That is the price.
303 00:18:54 Now step inside and I'll showyou what half a yard gets you.
304 00:19:02 Ooh. A delightful tool shedfor 400 million dollars.
305 00:19:07 Is the ball-peen hammerincluded?
306 00:19:09 Course it is.Now let me show you the nails.
307 00:19:20 Watch your head.
308 00:19:22 Carry on, chaps.
309 00:19:34 England'sgreen and pleasant land.
310 00:19:39 Those are some nails.
311 00:19:42 Location, staff, technology.
312 00:19:46 See, you're buying the substructurefor the superstructure to come,
313 00:19:50 and with purchase you willinherit the best sites available,
314 00:19:54 the finest botanists and herbsommeliers in the world,
315 00:19:57 as well as the most innovativemarijuana technology on the planet.
316 00:20:02 And when this little piggygoes to legal market
317 00:20:05 and the demandway outpaces the supply...
318 00:20:09 these locations,these green-fingered botanical boys,
319 00:20:12 as well asmy superior technology,
320 00:20:15 will be at a premium.
321 00:20:17 And you would own them all.
322 00:20:22 Did you know it took 15 years afteralcohol prohibition ended back home
323 00:20:26 for the legal marketto scratch that itch?
324 00:20:29 Fifteen years.
325 00:20:31 And that's ifyou do nothing with it.
326 00:20:34 Yes, it's a win-win,no matter how you look at it.
327 00:20:38 And I'm not greedy.You and I both know
328 00:20:41 that 400 million is afair-to-generous asking price,
329 00:20:45 especially consideringthat once this game's kosher,
330 00:20:47 it's going to be worthsomewhere between 200 billion
331 00:20:50 and, well,half a trillion pounds.
332 00:20:54 Annually.
333 00:20:56 Weed.
334 00:20:57 Bush.
335 00:20:59 Skunk-amola.
336 00:21:01 White widow super cheese.
337 00:21:05 It's the new gold rush.
338 00:21:07 This is the thin endof a very fat wedge, sir.
339 00:21:11 If it's such a fat wedge,why don't you keep it?
340 00:21:15 You see, I've developed a reputationas a man who came up the hard way.
341 00:21:20 You could say that there's bloodon these pretty white hands.
342 00:21:24 But in the new business,once legal and under the jurisdiction
343 00:21:28 of the respectable umbrellaof ministerial legitimacy,
344 00:21:33 an enterprise like this willneed a face with a clean past,
345 00:21:36 which sadly I do not possess.
346 00:21:40 Retirementdoesn't sound so bad.
347 00:21:42 Long walks in the countryside,pruning roses with my better half,
348 00:21:45 raising some cubs.
349 00:21:47 I've earned it.
350 00:21:50 Look, we both know growingis only 50% of the business.
351 00:21:55 I needyour European connections.
352 00:21:57 I've seenhow the sausage is made.
353 00:22:00 Now tell meabout the butcher shops.
354 00:22:02 Well, that comes later,Matthew,
355 00:22:04 when the money's in escrow.
356 00:22:06 Now that we've establishedthe dilemma of our protagonist,
357 00:22:10 let us turn to our antagonist.
358 00:22:13 Many miles away,across the open plains,
359 00:22:16 another beautiful feral beastlopes his way to a watering hole.
360 00:22:22 Who are you talking aboutnow?
361 00:22:23 I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.
362 00:22:27 Oh, Dry Eye.
363 00:22:29 What is he?Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?
364 00:22:32 Get on your fucking knees?
365 00:22:33 Dirty dragon filth.
366 00:22:35 ♪ Yellow is the colorGambling is the game ♪
367 00:22:38 He explodes on the scene like a millennialfucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang.
368 00:22:43 You chee-bye motherfuckers!
369 00:22:45 I'm gonna have tostop you right there, Fletcher.
370 00:22:47 That doesn't sound likethe Dry Eye I know.
371 00:22:49 Just making sure you'repaying attention, Raymond.
372 00:22:52 So let's cut insteadto a somewhat anticlimactic
373 00:22:56 but suave and debonairDry Eye,
374 00:22:59 like a Chinese James Bond.
375 00:23:02 "Ricense" to kill.
376 00:23:05 - Open them up.- Yes, boss.
377 00:23:12 Good Lord.
378 00:23:17 Hose them down, load them upand fuck them off.
379 00:23:20 - Let me have a look at 432.- Yes, boss. It's just right here.
380 00:23:27 There's 120 rims, uh,32 LS engines, 60 custom...
381 00:23:32 All right. Pay the man.
382 00:23:34 Sorry, chaps. I quoted you fora 20 when it's a 40-footer.
383 00:23:38 It's gonna be double bubble.
384 00:23:40 Double bubble?
385 00:23:44 A gentleman's quoteis a gentleman's word.
386 00:23:48 Now, either you or your family aregonna have to pay for that lesson.
387 00:23:54 Do we have an understanding?
388 00:23:57 Yes, boss.
389 00:23:59 Give the soppy prickhis money.
390 00:24:05 Anyway,let's put a pin in Dry Eye
391 00:24:07 and turn again to Mickey.
392 00:24:09 If you're thinkingof smoking that in here...
393 00:24:12 don't.
394 00:24:13 I find that confusing.
395 00:24:15 Do you mean don't smokeor don't think?
396 00:24:22 Oh...
397 00:24:24 Oh, all right, all right,it's going out.
398 00:24:44 I think the time has comefor me to introduce you to our queen.
399 00:24:49 Harold, bag.
400 00:24:50 A Cockney Cleopatra
401 00:24:52 to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.
402 00:24:54 The only weak link in hisotherwise impregnable armor
403 00:24:58 is his devotion, his passion,some would say his obsession
404 00:25:02 with his beauteous lady wife.
405 00:25:04 I'm trying to do youa favor here, Mike,
406 00:25:06 but every time I do you a favor,it ends up costing me too.
407 00:25:09 - Now, come on, Ros...- Why is Miss Kova still here?
408 00:25:11 That Range was supposedto be finished this morning.
409 00:25:14 - I'm not talking to you, Mike.- Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.
410 00:25:17 How many times have I told you?I don't want Roger up front.
411 00:25:20 This is a sanctuaryfor the ladies. Where is he?
412 00:25:22 He's up in your officewith your husband.
413 00:25:27 Misha, darling, I'll have youout of here in 20 minutes.
414 00:25:30 Rosalind, I've got a spinclass in half an hour.
415 00:25:33 Twenty minutesand no charge.
416 00:25:35 Lisa, champagne.
417 00:25:37 - Mike, are you still there?- Of course I'm still fucking here.
418 00:25:39 Right, well, if you're still there,who's ordering the fucking parts?
419 00:25:43 So what do you think?
420 00:25:44 Ringing the bell,but not too loud.
421 00:25:47 Dipped in honey.
422 00:25:49 That's on the money.
423 00:25:51 But you always could makea good cup of tea, Mickey.
424 00:25:53 Very nice.
425 00:25:56 Hello, Ros.
426 00:25:58 What the fuckis going on in here?
427 00:26:00 I should have knownit was you behind this.
428 00:26:02 Rodge is supposed to beworking down there
429 00:26:04 and you're up hereblowing his brains out.
430 00:26:05 - I'm on it, boss.- You wanna be.
431 00:26:07 Don't blame the Dodge,dear.
432 00:26:09 You know he's gota special nose
433 00:26:11 and he's doingthis old dog a favor.
434 00:26:13 Dodge, get down thereand earn your money.
435 00:26:14 Gone.
436 00:26:18 What you doing here anyway?
437 00:26:20 Thought I'd come by to havea cup of tea with my wife.
438 00:26:23 Well, go on, then.Put the kettle on.
439 00:26:27 Looks likethe deal's gone through.
440 00:26:30 - Second thoughts?- No second thoughts.
441 00:26:32 I like middle age.
442 00:26:34 I like gentrification,private schools, fine wines
443 00:26:38 and a spoonful of caviarto help my medicine go down.
444 00:26:42 But most importantly, I'm lookingforward to spending more time with you.
445 00:26:46 Course you are.
446 00:26:48 Look, I don't want youknocking around here
447 00:26:49 feeling all unemployedand lost with yourself.
448 00:26:52 Well, fuck me.
449 00:26:54 Most wives would begtheir other halves
450 00:26:56 to get outof this game, but not you.
451 00:26:58 That's becauseI know you, darling.
452 00:27:00 Look, you'll have todo this elegantly, love.
453 00:27:04 If word spreads that you're gettingout, that could read as weakness.
454 00:27:08 And if you smell smoke,it's 'cause there's a fire,
455 00:27:10 and that couldget expensive.
456 00:27:12 So you're gonna have to stamp thatout without any gentrification.
457 00:27:16 But not you, love.
458 00:27:19 Don't you do anything messy.
459 00:27:22 That's why you'vegot people, remember?
460 00:27:24 I fucking love you, babe.
461 00:27:26 Course you do.
462 00:27:29 Any chance?
463 00:27:31 No, you can wait.
464 00:27:34 I've got a red-hot Russkiwith her finger on the trigger.
465 00:27:36 - Gotta deal with it.- I don't mind the two of yous.
466 00:27:39 Go on, fuck off.
467 00:27:42 Fletcher...
468 00:27:45 why are youwasting our time?
469 00:27:47 I know what happens in myworld and what doesn't.
470 00:27:50 What I fail to recognize iswhy Michael should be motivated
471 00:27:53 to write youa check for 20 million.
472 00:27:55 I find you very impatient, Raymond.I am a storyteller.
473 00:27:59 As they say in the film game,I'm laying pipe.
474 00:28:01 Well, you'd better putsomething through it soon.
475 00:28:03 So what is that?Is that a barbecue as well?
476 00:28:08 - Yes, it is, Fletcher.- I love a barbie.
477 00:28:11 That is a useful bit of plant,then, isn't it?
478 00:28:13 So that heats up your kneesand cooks at the same time?
479 00:28:16 You gotta show mehow to get one of them.
480 00:28:19 Well, you can take it withyou if you fuck off now.
481 00:28:22 Ray.
482 00:28:24 Is there any chanceof a steak?
483 00:28:32 Yeah, all right. Got a bit ofWagyu in the freezer as it happens.
484 00:28:36 - I've never had Wagyu.- Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got.
485 00:28:39 - I'll get it, mate.- Oh, no, you're all right.
486 00:28:41 - Just stay right there.- Oh.
487 00:28:46 Ow, fuck me!
488 00:28:48 It's hot.
489 00:28:58 He's a sly fox,that Fletcher.
490 00:29:07 Night-night, Aslan.
491 00:29:10 32 LS engines?
492 00:29:12 You got all these partson a 40-foot container?
493 00:29:15 Yeah.
494 00:29:17 How'd you getyour hands on that?
495 00:29:20 Ask no questions,hear no lies.
496 00:29:22 Hence the price.
497 00:29:24 - So how much?- Oh, no charge.
498 00:29:26 Okay, so what's the price?
499 00:29:29 A meeting with your husband.
500 00:29:30 Oh, fuck off.
501 00:29:32 That's not gonna happen.
502 00:29:34 It's in his interest.
503 00:29:37 Tell you what, keep the parts.Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
504 00:29:44 You knowhow to get hold of me.
505 00:29:47 Well, I can'tpromise anything.
506 00:29:49 Dry Eye, he got his littlesit-down with Michael, didn't he?
507 00:29:52 Bold move, that,coming in heavy,
508 00:29:56 sanctioned or unsanctioned...
509 00:30:00 by the dragon head himself,Lord George.
510 00:30:04 Well, he's a naughty boy,that George.
511 00:30:06 But Dry Eye,oh, he's next generation,
512 00:30:09 and them Chinamen, they upgradequicker than i-fucking-Phones.
513 00:30:13 Is he making moves?
514 00:30:16 Is he breaking out on his own?
515 00:30:18 Big man plansbehind Lord George's back?
516 00:30:23 To be fair, it was very nicely playedwith 100 grand's worth of free car parts,
517 00:30:27 because everyone knows that the wayto a man's heart is through his wife.
518 00:30:34 You'd make a lovely wife,Raymond.
519 00:30:47 Thank you for taking the timeto see me, Michael.
520 00:30:50 Lord George sends his best.
521 00:30:52 I only took this meetingbecause Ros asked me to.
522 00:30:55 Make sure to never approachher like that again.
523 00:30:57 I meant no disrespect.
524 00:31:09 How can I help?
525 00:31:11 I understandyou're getting out.
526 00:31:14 Getting out.Getting out of what?
527 00:31:17 Bed? My head?The closet?
528 00:31:20 Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye.I'm a busy man.
529 00:31:22 I hear you'regetting out of the game.
530 00:31:25 And I would like youto consider an offer.
531 00:31:29 Look, I'm gonna stop youright there
532 00:31:31 so you don't waste any more ofyour precious breath, young man.
533 00:31:33 This is not a discussionfor the two of us.
534 00:31:35 Unlike the salt and pepper,it's not on the table.
535 00:31:42 This is a big number.
536 00:32:06 Cash.
537 00:32:08 I am not for sale.
538 00:32:13 And even if I was,you're several zeros short.
539 00:32:16 Now, you may be able to buyyour man's sausage for that,
540 00:32:19 but to me it just looksrude at breakfast.
541 00:32:24 You're out of touch.
542 00:32:28 You're forgetting the laws of thejungle, looking down on me.
543 00:32:36 Now, when the silverback'sgot more silver than back...
544 00:32:40 he best move on...
545 00:32:44 before he gets moved on.
546 00:32:46 It's not dignified.
547 00:32:49 It's beneath you, Michael.Trying to do you a favor.
548 00:32:54 This is a big fucking number.
549 00:33:03 And this?
550 00:33:05 This is a big fucking gun.
551 00:33:15 Eyes not so dry now, are they?
552 00:33:19 Hurts, does it?
553 00:33:22 You looking for your ballsor a hole in the wall?
554 00:33:24 - Fuck!- Where the fuck do you think you're going?
555 00:33:27 Because you're not going out the way youcame in, you deluded duck-eating cunt.
556 00:33:31 Talking to me about the laws of the jungle.
557 00:33:34 What was it? Somethingabout being beneath me?
558 00:33:36 Silver on back?
559 00:33:39 There's only one rulein this fucking jungle.
560 00:33:42 When the lion's hungry,he eats.
561 00:33:47 You're wrong, Fletcher.
562 00:33:48 That's not how Michael works.
563 00:33:50 Yeah, I know. I know. I wasjust having a bit of fun.
564 00:33:53 Every movie needsa bit of action, doesn't it?
565 00:33:55 And it's not like Michaeldoesn't have a reputation.
566 00:33:57 Had a reputation.
567 00:34:00 He's been gentrified.
568 00:34:06 ...big fucking number.
569 00:34:09 I know how you lot love fables,so let me share a little fable with you.
570 00:34:15 There once wasa young and foolish dragon
571 00:34:17 who came to aska wise and cunning lion
572 00:34:19 about acquiringhis territory.
573 00:34:22 Now, the lion, he wasn't interested,so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
574 00:34:26 But the dragon couldn'tunderstand what "fuck off" meant,
575 00:34:29 so he persisted andcontinued to ask the lion
576 00:34:32 about acquiringhis territory.
577 00:34:34 So the lion tookthe little dragon for a walk
578 00:34:37 and put five bulletsin his little dragon head.
579 00:34:41 End of story.
580 00:34:45 Now, allegedlythere's a message in there.
581 00:34:48 I don't know what it is,but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
582 00:34:51 Maybe you canexplain it to me.
583 00:34:55 I think your time's up,chaps.
584 00:34:58 Michael, you should recons...
585 00:35:03 Just marinade on it.
586 00:35:06 In the meantime, fuck off.
587 00:35:12 Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased hetook that meeting, wasn't he?
588 00:35:15 Yes, it went very well.
589 00:35:17 - Yeah.- Do you want the top or the bottom?
590 00:35:20 The bottom, please, darling.
591 00:35:22 Now, things started to unravelafter that meeting.
592 00:35:25 Didn't Mickey get a ratinfestation at one of his farms?
593 00:35:34 Come on.
594 00:35:37 Stealth, stealth.
595 00:35:39 Go.
596 00:35:43 Ballys down.
597 00:35:47 Let's move. Go, go, go, go.
598 00:35:52 Shit.
599 00:35:54 Oh, my days.
600 00:35:58 Fucking hell.
601 00:36:00 He saidthere'd be a bit of puff.
602 00:36:01 Yeah, they weren't joking.
603 00:36:04 Oi, fellas.It's already packed.
604 00:36:07 Let's not mess about.
605 00:36:09 Let's load it up, boys.
606 00:36:11 Who the fuck are you lot?
607 00:36:12 Fuck. Cover up.
608 00:36:14 Do you knowwho owns this gaff?
609 00:36:16 We don't give a fuck.
610 00:36:18 I think you got offon the wrong stop.
611 00:36:21 Oi, Tezza!
612 00:36:22 - What?- Fancy a row?
613 00:36:27 Who are these jokers?
614 00:36:28 They want our gear.
615 00:36:30 Marv!
616 00:36:32 Who's this cunt?
617 00:36:34 John!
618 00:36:36 Oh, hello.It's Dad's Army.
619 00:36:38 Oi, Frank.
620 00:36:41 What's this?Teddy bears' picnic?
621 00:36:43 Oi, Mo!
622 00:36:46 Any more rabbitsin that warren?
623 00:36:48 You lads fancy a warm-up?
624 00:36:49 Not for you Jelly Babies.
625 00:36:51 On three, lads.
626 00:36:52 Three.
627 00:36:55 Hey!
628 00:36:57 What? You wannacall him back, Granddad?
629 00:36:59 Fuck!
630 00:37:01 Boss, let me gettwo burgers on the stove.
631 00:37:03 Get that quick, understand?
632 00:37:04 And I want two chips as well.
633 00:37:06 What is this smellof wee in here?
634 00:37:10 Who the fuckis this joke, man?
635 00:37:12 Don't stand near me, son.
636 00:37:14 You got your mouthwashmuddled up with cat piss.
637 00:37:17 Take two steps backand wait your turn.
638 00:37:23 You better fuck off, old man,or I'll wet you.
639 00:37:25 The only thing you can wet'syour underpants, son.
640 00:37:27 Now, back two steps.
641 00:37:29 Trigger. That's you. Go on.
642 00:37:32 - That's you. You're up, bruv.- Yeah?
643 00:37:34 Do him. Fucking do him, lad.
644 00:37:36 Stick it in him, bruv.
645 00:37:38 Now, if you're gonna stab,stab, Trigger.
646 00:37:40 Don't, you know, dance.
647 00:37:43 What are yous, like a FourTops tribute act or something?
648 00:37:46 The Foreskins. The Redskins.
649 00:37:48 Whoa, whoa, whoa.Here come the Indians.
650 00:37:50 Bit of the old Northern Soul,is it, boys?
651 00:37:52 Putting the gayback in Marvin Gaye.
652 00:37:55 I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on,I need some back and forth. Come on.
653 00:37:58 What have you got for me?Now, make it quick. Make it funny.
654 00:38:01 Fuck you.
655 00:38:03 Jeez, that's disappointing.No, no, not that.
656 00:38:07 Go again. Go again.
657 00:38:08 Now, make it sharp.Cut me with it.
658 00:38:11 - Fucking do him, laddie.- Come on.
659 00:38:13 Yeah. Yeah.
660 00:38:15 Oh, shit!
661 00:38:16 Come on then, you dickhead.
662 00:38:18 My eyes!
663 00:38:21 Yous are embarrassingyourself here, lads.
664 00:38:24 Kids stab, girls shoot,boys punch.
665 00:38:27 Grown-ups fight with their heads.That's where the real battle is.
666 00:38:30 Up here, in the gray.
667 00:38:32 He sparked me out, bruv.
668 00:38:34 Now, wake up, lads.Life's quick, you're slow.
669 00:38:36 Life's hard on a bone top.
670 00:38:39 Come on down the gym.We'll see what we can do with yous.
671 00:38:44 Hang on.Are you the coach?
672 00:38:51 Coach, it's Ernie.
673 00:38:53 Shit. It's the fucking coach,bro. It's the fucking coach.
674 00:38:57 Ernie, what is it?
675 00:38:59 Ball's in the back of the net.
676 00:39:01 We've rung the bell here and we're gonnainclude you, because you're our mentor.
677 00:39:04 I don't know what you're talking about,but I don't like the sound of it.
678 00:39:07 - We've landed a load of sticky bush.- Listen to me, now, Ernie.
679 00:39:11 Walk away.
680 00:39:13 It's too late. We're atthe gym now unloading the van.
681 00:39:15 You took my van?
682 00:39:17 Wait there.I'll be back in ten minutes.
683 00:39:20 I'm sorry to intrude,but I think you need to see this, boss.
684 00:39:26 ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪
685 00:39:29 ♪ Pull up in a dinger Straightthrough The hole in the floor ♪
686 00:39:31 ♪ We're the ToddlersDon't know what you thought ♪
687 00:39:34 ♪ By the end of the nightYou'll be picking up Your jaw ♪
688 00:39:35 ♪ PlantsNot ten or twenty ♪
689 00:39:37 It's Eggs Benny,'cause I never get cracked.
690 00:39:40 ♪ Man's egg got crackedAnd his legs went jelly ♪
691 00:39:42 ♪ Just know that We're leavingthe room With every last penny ♪
692 00:39:44 They call me Ghost, 'causeyou never see me coming.
693 00:39:46 ♪ Just know it's overWhen you see ghosts ♪
694 00:39:48 ♪ Spinning back kickMight take off your nose ♪
695 00:39:51 ♪ Man don't want that smoke Bigelbow to The top of the dome ♪
696 00:39:54 My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand'sfast and the right hand's sturdy.
697 00:39:57 ♪ The left hand's fastAnd the right hand's sturdy ♪
698 00:39:59 ♪ You know I've been Bad from early,your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪
699 00:40:01 - ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪- Jim.
700 00:40:03 ♪ Jim, JimThe Iron Chin ♪
701 00:40:05 ♪ You already knowMan can't fuck with him ♪
702 00:40:07 ♪ When it comes toThis fighting thing ♪
703 00:40:09 ♪ Man'll head-butt himPut in the double-leg takedown ♪
704 00:40:11 Why are we watchingfight porn, Ray?
705 00:40:13 Because it's fight pornat one of my farms.
706 00:40:15 ♪ We're the ToddlersAre you dumb? ♪
707 00:40:18 ♪ Just know that we come from Thebottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪
708 00:40:20 ♪ Means we're coming For thecrumbs And we're like a tax man ♪
709 00:40:23 ♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds,bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪
710 00:40:28 - Coach.- Jim, put that shit out.
711 00:40:30 - I've only just...- Jim, into the office.
712 00:40:32 Benny, put down that boxof scorpions. Follow Jim.
713 00:40:34 It weren't my idea, Coach.
714 00:40:37 Oh, shit.
715 00:40:39 Mal, what the fuck didyou do to your nose?
716 00:40:41 You have a fightin a week, man.
717 00:40:42 Looks a lot worsethan what it is.
718 00:40:44 - I'm a hundred percent.- Yeah?
719 00:40:47 Two thousand hits!
720 00:40:49 Oh, my days!
721 00:40:51 I look mad in this.The lighting is banging.
722 00:40:54 ♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet?It will do a million a set ♪
723 00:40:57 ♪ That's it Boxes of bush Allbuds, no dust ♪
724 00:41:01 ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We'rethe Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
725 00:41:05 ♪ Boxes of bushAll buds, no dust ♪
726 00:41:08 ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We'rethe Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
727 00:41:11 Make sure you get the upper cut in.It looks gangsta.
728 00:41:13 Is that what I think it is?
729 00:41:15 Yeah,but the best version of it.
730 00:41:18 Tell me you didn't putthat fight porn online.
731 00:41:20 It's white hot, Coach.The hits.
732 00:41:22 It's goneintergalactic.
733 00:41:24 What was I thinking,
734 00:41:25 leaving you kids aloneunsupervised?
735 00:41:29 Take it down. Now!
736 00:41:31 I've gotta say,I was impressed.
737 00:41:33 The way they fought?They're on point, guvnor.
738 00:41:37 Whoever trained themknows what he's doing.
739 00:41:39 Thank you.That's enough.
740 00:41:41 - Well, I'm just saying.- Well, quit saying.
741 00:41:43 Okay, thank you.
742 00:41:45 No sooner do I entertainMatthew's offer to buy me out
743 00:41:48 and reject Dry Eye's offer
744 00:41:51 does one of my farmsget raided.
745 00:41:52 First time ever.
746 00:41:54 Doesn't feel likea coincidence, does it?
747 00:41:56 It isn't.There's fuckery afoot.
748 00:41:59 - How did they find it?- I don't know.
749 00:42:01 I'm making inquiries.
750 00:42:04 What about Matthew?
751 00:42:05 He's gonna need reassuring
752 00:42:07 before he partswith 400 big ones.
753 00:42:09 So many questionsunanswered, Ray.
754 00:42:11 I mean, who'd be smart enoughto find one of Mickey's farms?
755 00:42:15 Apart from me, of course.
756 00:42:17 And who would be bold enoughto make such a move?
757 00:42:21 Especially to film it alland then post it all online?
758 00:42:24 Because that is really rubbingyour face in it, isn't it?
759 00:42:28 I'm here to help, Michael.
760 00:42:29 I'm your friend, your ally,
761 00:42:32 your Santa Clausfor all seasons,
762 00:42:34 and I'd like you to know my teamof elves can be very persuasive.
763 00:42:38 Persuasive? And whywould I need persuasive?
764 00:42:42 Well, I hear you might havehad a little trouble.
765 00:42:46 Now, you helped me beforewhen my source ran dry,
766 00:42:48 so I'm just returningthe favor and reminding you
767 00:42:51 I have effectual friends.
768 00:42:53 Elves?
769 00:42:55 Elves?
770 00:42:56 - Yes. You said elves.- Did I?
771 00:42:59 Mm.
772 00:43:01 No trouble over here, Matthew.No trouble at all.
773 00:43:07 So we brought youa token.
774 00:43:08 You did?
775 00:43:11 And what might this be?
776 00:43:15 It's a paperweight to keep down allthe paper I'm about to give you.
777 00:43:19 - Well, it looks like a gun.- And it's a paperweight.
778 00:43:22 Seeing how in this country,unlike in our homeland, they're illegal.
779 00:43:26 So is riding your bicycleat night without lights.
780 00:43:29 Laws are thereas a guideline.
781 00:43:31 In France, it's illegalto call a pig Napoleon,
782 00:43:33 but just try and stop me.
783 00:43:37 I quite like it.You're very kind.
784 00:43:39 - Thank you.- Hands across the sea.
785 00:43:42 Mickey calmed down the Jew
786 00:43:44 and it seems the dealis still going ahead.
787 00:43:46 But bad timing, jeopardizingdeals, shutting down farms.
788 00:43:50 It could be an expensive disaster ifMickey doesn't get this cleaned up.
789 00:43:54 Should I be scared?
790 00:43:57 I don't think so,but I like to err on the side of caution.
791 00:44:01 What does that mean?
792 00:44:03 It means I'm going tohave to close shop,
793 00:44:05 shut this farm downand make it disappear.
794 00:44:08 You might seea couple of trucks around here
795 00:44:10 over the next few days,but that's it.
796 00:44:12 Well, I'm not gonna pretendthat missing out
797 00:44:14 on a million pounds commission ayear isn't going to hurt somewhat.
798 00:44:17 The pain is being shared.
799 00:44:19 Stolen product,loss of earnings meantime,
800 00:44:22 the cost of shutting down,the expense of setting up elsewhere.
801 00:44:26 It's funny, really, butit couldn't be worse timing.
802 00:44:28 How so?
803 00:44:30 I've...
804 00:44:32 I've just learned we needa whole new roof apparently.
805 00:44:35 As I say, I'm as upsetabout this as you are.
806 00:44:42 - Henry.- Mickey.
807 00:44:45 The toffs look after Mickey.Now Mickey looks after the toffs.
808 00:44:50 But there's a lot of toffsto look after.
809 00:44:53 - Henry.- And when it rains...
810 00:44:55 Let me take care of the roof.
811 00:44:57 ...it fucking pours.
812 00:45:00 Now, there's only one thing thatneeds more looking after than a toff,
813 00:45:03 and that isa toff's offspring.
814 00:45:05 Which brings me neatly backto Big Dave's story,
815 00:45:09 the very reason I'm sittinghere sipping whiskey with you
816 00:45:11 in the first fucking place.
817 00:45:13 This is how Big Daveis gonna bring Mickey down,
818 00:45:17 by using and abusing LordPressfield's much-beloved child.
819 00:45:21 Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous andtalented Laura, all self-hate and harm,
820 00:45:26 has fallen for this PowerNoel's smacked-out dark charm,
821 00:45:30 and I want the lot of them,
822 00:45:32 especially thatslimy little jam rag Pearson,
823 00:45:35 in bed with a skint,discredited toff,
824 00:45:37 and supplying gear to youngand reckless rock-star royals,
825 00:45:41 royals unbridledby distracted parents
826 00:45:44 too busy skiingon the Swiss Alps to notice
827 00:45:46 and too fucking stupidto care.
828 00:45:48 I like it.You're good at this, boss.
829 00:45:51 Yeah, I know what I'm good at,Hammy. Fuck off.
830 00:45:54 Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic,auto-tuned singing daughter
831 00:45:58 shacked up with some smacked-out,once-upon-a-time pop star,
832 00:46:01 and all looked afterby Mickey Pearson.
833 00:46:03 I like it.You know, I like it a lot.
834 00:46:06 We wrapped herin cotton wool.
835 00:46:08 But she wasour little Lor-la.
836 00:46:12 Charlie called her that becauseshe couldn't say Laura at first.
837 00:46:15 We miss her terribly, Mickey.
838 00:46:18 I've failed as a parent.
839 00:46:20 You mustn't keepbeating yourself up, dear.
840 00:46:22 Anne's right, Charles.You mustn't blame yourselves.
841 00:46:25 It sounds as though Laurafell in with the wrong crowd
842 00:46:27 at a time when she wasparticularly vulnerable.
843 00:46:30 What morecould we do?
844 00:46:32 It's happenedto so many of our friends.
845 00:46:34 It's a curse.
846 00:46:37 - Do you mind if I look into it?- So you'll help us?
847 00:46:41 Let me see what I can do.
848 00:46:47 You should get yourselfone of these, boss.
849 00:46:49 Well, that's the plan.
850 00:46:51 Everything all right?
851 00:46:53 You remembertheir daughter?
852 00:46:55 Yeah, Laura.Nice girl. Good voice.
853 00:46:57 Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop.Shame about the habit.
854 00:47:00 She's gone missing. They've askedus to find her, bring her home.
855 00:47:04 Mm-hmm.
856 00:47:06 Is that a problem?
857 00:47:07 Well, I had a feelingyou might ask me this, boss,
858 00:47:09 so I did some due diligence.
859 00:47:11 I know where she isand I don't like it.
860 00:47:13 - I'd rather we didn't get involved.- Why not?
861 00:47:15 She's ona South London council estate.
862 00:47:18 - So?- It's out of our jurisdiction.
863 00:47:20 There's too many moving parts,parts that we can't control.
864 00:47:22 What if she doesn't wanna come?It's gonna get messy.
865 00:47:24 Well, that may be true,but you're still doing it.
866 00:47:28 I accept that.
867 00:47:31 But can't yousend Frazier instead?
868 00:47:32 No, I can'tsend Frazier instead.
869 00:47:34 You're my best man.I want you.
870 00:47:42 It's just thatI don't like smackies.
871 00:47:44 It's the filth and the grimeand the grub in the tub.
872 00:47:46 I'm not asking your OCD to spendthe weekend with them, Ray.
873 00:47:50 Think of itas philanthropy.
874 00:47:53 Come on,you're driving.
875 00:47:56 No good deedgoes unpunished.
876 00:47:58 And this is where youhave your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?
877 00:48:02 This is whereyou step on stage
878 00:48:04 and set the dominoes flyingevery-fucking-where.
879 00:48:08 Meaning what?
880 00:48:09 Meaning no good deedgoes unpunished.
881 00:48:13 Knock, knock-knock,knock, knock.
882 00:48:24 Buenos dias.
883 00:48:26 Wrong door.
884 00:48:27 Ah, ah, ah.
885 00:48:29 My name is Raymond Smith.
886 00:48:34 Can I step insidefor a moment, please?
887 00:48:42 How can I help you,Officer?
888 00:48:45 I'm not the police. No, I justneed a moment of your time.
889 00:48:48 It's about Laura Pressfield.
890 00:48:51 I don't know anyoneof that name.
891 00:48:54 It would be much easierfor all parties concerned
892 00:48:56 if I could just step insidefor a moment.
893 00:48:59 No, fuck off.
894 00:49:01 Jeez.
895 00:49:03 That's a nice whip, bruv.
896 00:49:05 Killer motor. It's a shameabout them rims, though.
897 00:49:07 Yeah, lend us the keys.
898 00:49:09 Put some chrome twenty-twoson that.
899 00:49:11 Hey, my man's got the Dessiesand the bootcuts, you know.
900 00:49:13 Deffo linking a jessie.
901 00:49:30 What the fuck?
902 00:49:36 - What are you doing here?- Now, now, now.
903 00:49:40 - Get the fuck out.- Now, now, now.
904 00:49:48 As you was, boys and girls.
905 00:50:01 Sit down.
906 00:50:07 Thank you.
907 00:50:13 Shall we havea little bit of fresh air?
908 00:50:20 Who the fuckare your mates, Brown?
909 00:50:23 No need to get excited, young man.We will be gone in a few moments.
910 00:50:26 No, no, no, you'll be gone before then.Get the fuck out now.
911 00:50:32 I can be dangerous if I want to be.Get the fuck out now.
912 00:50:34 Sit down, Power,before you get yourself into more trouble.
913 00:50:38 How d'you know my name? Howthe fuck does he know my name?
914 00:50:41 I know all your names.
915 00:50:43 Apart fromthat little anomaly.
916 00:50:47 I know whereyou went to school.
917 00:50:50 I know who your parents are.
918 00:50:52 And I know you'll suck acock for a five-pound bag.
919 00:51:01 Now sit.
920 00:51:11 Just so we're clear,I work for a man,
921 00:51:15 a powerful man.
922 00:51:17 Michael Pearson.
923 00:51:18 Ten points to you, Laura.
924 00:51:20 Who's Michael Pearson?
925 00:51:22 Friend of her father's.Runs London's puff game.
926 00:51:25 A big dick swinger.
927 00:51:27 What is your name,young man?
928 00:51:29 - Aslan.- And where are you from, Aslan?
929 00:51:31 You don't sound likeone of the natives.
930 00:51:34 Disneyland.
931 00:51:35 Sounds about right.
932 00:51:37 Well, you are correct.He is a big dick swinger.
933 00:51:39 But I wouldn't want himto hear you say that.
934 00:51:42 It's best you forget what he apparentlydoes for a living after we depart.
935 00:51:46 Now, Laura, your father'sasked us to bring you home.
936 00:51:50 She's not going anywhere.
937 00:52:00 Do you mind if I sit?
938 00:52:02 Yes.
939 00:52:13 I don't build a joint likethe Americans and the new school...
940 00:52:19 back-strapping, jockstrapping,coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.
941 00:52:23 I like a good old-fashioned50-50 mix, me.
942 00:52:27 That's how we used to play.
943 00:52:29 If there's one thingI will never understand,
944 00:52:31 it's why you lotget addicted to heroin.
945 00:52:33 If there's one drug you should notchase, it is the dirty dragon.
946 00:52:38 Did you evergive it a spin, Bunny?
947 00:52:40 No, not me, Ray.I don't even puff anymore.
948 00:52:43 Of course not. Bunny likes the gym.You can probably see that.
949 00:52:48 - What are you benching these days?- Three wheels a side.
950 00:52:52 What about you, Brown?
951 00:52:53 - What about me?- What could I lift?
952 00:52:57 You couldn't lifta wheel of cheese, you cunt.
953 00:53:03 Now...
954 00:53:06 if you wanna be naughty,
955 00:53:08 what happened to a little smokeand a poke and a glass of wine,
956 00:53:12 some Barry White,candles around the bath
957 00:53:14 and put your fingerin the missus?
958 00:53:16 Who's Barry White?
959 00:53:18 Big black geezer.
960 00:53:20 Sexy voice.
961 00:53:21 I'm... I'm lost.
962 00:53:23 Am I in the bath with BarryWhite's finger in my missus?
963 00:53:27 Be quiet, Brown. You were lostlong before Barry White walked in.
964 00:53:43 If you lot are unhappy,
965 00:53:45 you should share your thoughtswith your friends.
966 00:53:49 Nice friends. Talk it out,find a positive solution.
967 00:53:52 But, no,all you lot choose squalor.
968 00:53:57 Drowning inyour liberal white guilt.
969 00:54:01 Sorry,what am I guilty of?
970 00:54:03 Being a cunt, Brown.
971 00:54:06 Being a cunt.
972 00:54:09 Anyway, I'm not your shrink.
973 00:54:11 I'm just trying to radiatesome positive vibes man to man.
974 00:54:14 I mean, that's what this puffgame used to be all about.
975 00:54:20 Anyway...
976 00:54:23 back to you, Laura,
977 00:54:25 queen in this herekingdom of shit.
978 00:54:28 A single rosein a cauldron of thorns.
979 00:54:34 Are you readyto turn the corner?
980 00:54:37 Open the curtainsand let the light in?
981 00:54:39 Do your mum and dad a favorand try the impossible,
982 00:54:43 make yourself happy.
983 00:54:51 All right.
984 00:54:53 Fucking hell.That was easy.
985 00:54:56 All right, fantastic.
986 00:54:58 Well, in that case, Bunny,
987 00:55:00 will you help Laurawith her things, please?
988 00:55:02 Incoming.
989 00:55:04 It's all right, Bunny.I don't really have anything.
990 00:55:12 It's a shithole anyway.
991 00:55:17 Don't go. Please, wait!
992 00:55:21 Sit down!
993 00:55:25 Touch me again,I'll cut your fucking arm off.
994 00:55:31 It's all right, Bunny.Keep going.
995 00:55:34 I just will not bemanhandled by a junkie cunt.
996 00:55:42 Dave, keep the kids inschool for one minute.
997 00:55:51 My manprobably wants to buy weed.
998 00:55:53 - What, da Loud Pack, boss?- Or the Purple Haze then.
999 00:55:56 My man just pulled outa donkey choker, bruv.
1000 00:55:58 Keep your puff.
1001 00:56:00 Buy yourself a sticky bookand a packet of sweets.
1002 00:56:04 All-in!
1003 00:56:07 Now, now, now.
1004 00:56:10 You cunt.
1005 00:56:12 Fuck you!
1006 00:56:14 Hey, that isa naughty kettle, bruv.
1007 00:56:17 Hey, what's the time,Mr. Wolf?
1008 00:56:18 It's time for youto fuck off, lads.
1009 00:56:22 Fucking hit him, Brown!
1010 00:56:28 Ah. He's bought you a gun.
1011 00:56:31 That's a nice little gift.
1012 00:56:33 Five years in prisonall in one little box.
1013 00:56:35 Oh, but that's not a gun,dear. That's a paperweight.
1014 00:56:38 Course it is, along with afamily of six baby bullets.
1015 00:56:44 Guess we'll have toget rid of that.
1016 00:56:46 - Hello, Ray.- Rosalind.
1017 00:56:49 Sorry for the interruption.
1018 00:56:50 What do you need, Ray?
1019 00:56:52 Laura Pressfieldhas been returned home safely.
1020 00:57:01 Good.
1021 00:57:05 What else?
1022 00:57:07 One of her associateshad an accident.
1023 00:57:10 - Shit.- He fell out of a window, boss.
1024 00:57:13 What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
1025 00:57:14 It's time for youto fuck off, lads.
1026 00:57:20 Oh, shit.
1027 00:57:21 Sounds likequite an extreme accident.
1028 00:57:23 Yeah, it was more likea death, really.
1029 00:57:27 - Oh, shit.- Selfie, bruv!
1030 00:57:29 So you killed someone?
1031 00:57:31 No. It was the gravitythat killed him.
1032 00:57:34 - Who was he?- Aslan.
1033 00:57:35 Some Russian kidwith tracks on his arms.
1034 00:57:38 Russian kid?That doesn't sound good.
1035 00:57:40 Anyone see you?
1036 00:57:41 Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
1037 00:57:43 Shit.
1038 00:57:44 Nothing was recorded.We left it clean.
1039 00:57:47 - The body?- I've dealt with that.
1040 00:57:51 - This is not ideal.- It is not.
1041 00:57:54 You can't be fooledby how those junkies dress.
1042 00:57:57 - They went to schools, expensive schools.- Aslan.
1043 00:58:00 Their parentshave money, lots of money.
1044 00:58:04 And money can be a problem.
1045 00:58:07 Shit.
1046 00:58:09 I bet you told Mickey nothingabout what happened.
1047 00:58:12 You're fishing, Fletcher,because you've got no idea.
1048 00:58:16 You're right, I am fishing.
1049 00:58:19 Look at this. I'm fishingin my little baggie.
1050 00:58:24 And what have I found?
1051 00:58:27 Oh.
1052 00:58:28 Thank you.Or should I say...
1053 00:58:31 spasibo?
1054 00:58:33 What's that young mandoing?
1055 00:58:34 Is he looking forsomething on the floor?
1056 00:58:37 Frazier.
1057 00:58:39 Lads, we're gonnaneed those phones.
1058 00:58:42 Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.
1059 00:58:44 Bunny, get him.Fucking clean that up.
1060 00:58:46 - Come on then, catch me, dickhead.- Little cunt.
1061 00:59:13 Wanker!
1062 00:59:20 What you saying now, fam? Huh?Now I've got backup.
1063 00:59:24 You couldn't back upa phone, you cunt.
1064 00:59:27 Bruv, this guy's tryingto take my phone.
1065 00:59:29 - Fucking do him.- Back the fuck up!
1066 00:59:32 How you gonna talk your wayout of this one, mate?
1067 00:59:33 Easy, lads.
1068 00:59:36 I'm sure you're allroadmen, gangsters,
1069 00:59:39 proper naughty boysand all that bollocks.
1070 00:59:44 But I come in peace.
1071 00:59:48 I'm not trying to steal it.I'm trying to buy it.
1072 00:59:52 For good money.Honest money.
1073 00:59:56 Yeah? What, this phone?
1074 01:00:01 - How much?- A full bag.
1075 01:00:04 Then I'll be gone,like the darkness at dawn.
1076 01:00:09 How about you give us that bagand be gone anyway?
1077 01:00:19 Stop fucking around, cunt.
1078 01:00:23 Give me the phoneand take the money.
1079 01:00:28 Drop the fucking moneyand run, boy.
1080 01:00:37 Right.
1081 01:00:40 - Fuck!- Move, move, move!
1082 01:00:45 Now...
1083 01:00:47 put the phone on the ground.
1084 01:01:01 Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
1085 01:01:14 - Fucking prick.- What are you doing, Dave?
1086 01:01:17 - It's on him somewhere.- I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.
1087 01:01:21 Ray?
1088 01:01:23 Can I use your toilet?Just a pee-pee?
1089 01:01:29 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
1090 01:01:31 Leave them by the door.
1091 01:01:33 Yes, Mommy.
1092 01:01:37 Come on, bruv.Where's your pace, brother?
1093 01:01:39 You can do better than that.
1094 01:01:41 Wanker.
1095 01:01:43 Come on, Bunny,stop fucking about.
1096 01:01:45 Look at you sweat, bruv.
1097 01:01:48 Nearly there.Nearly there. Nearly there.
1098 01:01:50 Lift those legs up.Come on, bro.
1099 01:01:53 You should have broughtyour running shoes today, bro.
1100 01:01:55 Trying out for the Olympics,are we?
1101 01:01:57 It's fucking Usain Bolt.Come on, Usain.
1102 01:02:12 Phone.
1103 01:02:22 Sorry about that.
1104 01:02:26 Can I go home now?
1105 01:02:28 Course you can, darling.Course you can.
1106 01:02:51 Is there a problem here, Ray?
1107 01:02:53 I don't know.
1108 01:02:55 Is there a problem here,Fletcher?
1109 01:02:58 I see no problem at all.
1110 01:03:01 I forgot to wash my hands.
1111 01:03:05 Next time call first.
1112 01:03:06 Sorry, guv.
1113 01:03:09 And you haven'theard a whisper?
1114 01:03:11 How can so much bush go missingand nobody know nothing?
1115 01:03:13 Ah,I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.
1116 01:03:16 Nothing on the street.But you know what?
1117 01:03:18 There is this geezercalled Mickey Pearson.
1118 01:03:20 - Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson?- Ah, you know him.
1119 01:03:22 He runs the bush game.He's a horrible cunt.
1120 01:03:24 You don't wannastep on his toes.
1121 01:03:26 But there's no way your ladsjimmied their way into his car,
1122 01:03:28 so I wouldn't concern yourselfwith that.
1123 01:03:30 All right, you knowwhere to find me, Chasa.
1124 01:03:32 Keep your ear to the ground.
1125 01:03:33 Primetime, in you get.
1126 01:03:37 Ernie.
1127 01:03:39 Did you getthat Chinese fella's name?
1128 01:03:41 - Phuc.- What?
1129 01:03:42 Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph."
1130 01:03:44 Don't get street with me, Ernie.Where does he live?
1131 01:03:46 - Posh part of Croydon.- Drop the rope.
1132 01:03:48 There is no posh partof Croydon.
1133 01:03:50 - It's comparative, innit?- Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?
1134 01:03:54 Why aren't you training,you black cunt?
1135 01:03:56 I'm on my own here.
1136 01:04:00 Did he just call mea black cunt?
1137 01:04:02 - Yes, he did.- He can't do that. That's racist.
1138 01:04:04 But, you are black and you are acunt, Ernie. Those are the facts.
1139 01:04:07 I don't think Primetime careswhat race you run in.
1140 01:04:10 The fact that I'm black has nothingto do with the fact I'm a cunt.
1141 01:04:12 He didn't say black peoplewere cunts, Ernie.
1142 01:04:15 He was being specific to you.One has nothing to do with the other.
1143 01:04:17 And I'd go a step further,if I'm not mistaken,
1144 01:04:18 and say it was a termof familiar affection.
1145 01:04:21 Primetime's a Gypsy.I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.
1146 01:04:23 Why not? He might bevery understanding.
1147 01:04:26 Only if it comes froma place of love, of course.
1148 01:04:27 Now, back tothe issue at hand.
1149 01:04:29 I need that Chinesegeezer's address, okay?
1150 01:04:31 You'll have itby the morning, Coach.
1151 01:04:33 - Good lad.- And, Coach...
1152 01:04:35 - What?- I've got some good news.
1153 01:04:37 - What?- I found out whose weed we took.
1154 01:04:41 And nowyou fucking tell me!
1155 01:04:44 Did I say stop?
1156 01:04:47 Ernie, this is notthe fucking time
1157 01:04:49 to keep your cardsclose to your chest.
1158 01:04:53 Just tell me his nameisn't Mickey Pearson.
1159 01:04:55 Blimey, Coach,are you a Gypsy too?
1160 01:04:57 You been reading tea leaves,got a crystal ball?
1161 01:04:59 That is not good news,Ernie.
1162 01:05:01 Mickey Pearson is terrible news in theface of a violent and expensive debt.
1163 01:05:14 I'm hereto see your boss.
1164 01:05:22 Feel free to talk.
1165 01:05:24 I gather you're theconsigliere of the outfit
1166 01:05:26 that my boys were stupidenough to fuck around with.
1167 01:05:30 On that note, I'd like to extendmy apologies on their behalf.
1168 01:05:35 My boys, they're naive,
1169 01:05:37 they've had hard lives and they'rejust starting to come good,
1170 01:05:39 but they're my lads,my responsibility,
1171 01:05:42 so it's me that should beaccountable for their actions.
1172 01:05:45 Now, I can return your goods,but I can't return the inconvenience,
1173 01:05:49 the time,the fucking headache.
1174 01:05:52 And so I offer you my loyalty,my word, my time,
1175 01:05:57 until that debt is settled.
1176 01:06:02 I'll make amends,but just leave me lads alone.
1177 01:06:08 First of all, I'm gonna need to knowhow your lads got the information
1178 01:06:11 about where our farmwas sited,
1179 01:06:14 'cause that's notcommon knowledge.
1180 01:06:17 Once we've overcome that littlechallenge, then we can talk.
1181 01:06:23 Well, I can dobetter than that.
1182 01:06:33 His name is Phuc, but it's spelled witha "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."
1183 01:06:38 So it's Phu-uc?
1184 01:06:40 What?Yeah, something like that.
1185 01:06:42 Anyway, he's the kid that gave usthe skunk farm job. Do you know him?
1186 01:06:46 Yeah, we've met before,haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?
1187 01:06:49 That's the one.Phu-uc?
1188 01:06:50 - Phuc.- Phuc.
1189 01:06:54 All right.
1190 01:06:55 Don't do anything stupid, now,son, right?
1191 01:07:00 How did you knowthe location?
1192 01:07:02 I need my inhaler.
1193 01:07:03 Yeah, in a minute.
1194 01:07:06 I need you to tell me how youknew the location of our farm.
1195 01:07:10 I've been trailing you for months.Dry Eye was given the address.
1196 01:07:14 I can't breathe!I need it, please.
1197 01:07:17 All right, Phuc.Calm the fu-uck down.
1198 01:07:22 Right, here, steady yourself.For fuck's sake.
1199 01:07:27 Sort him out.
1200 01:07:29 All right.
1201 01:07:32 Here, here, look at me.
1202 01:07:34 - You all right?- Yeah.
1203 01:07:35 - Where's your inhaler?- There.
1204 01:07:39 Right, here, take a blim.
1205 01:07:41 Now, good boy. There you go, son.You all right?
1206 01:07:48 Fuck!
1207 01:07:50 No, stop, don't!
1208 01:07:59 Fuck's sake, Ray. You needto invest in some parachutes.
1209 01:08:02 There's a patternemerging here.
1210 01:08:04 I'm sorry, boss.
1211 01:08:05 And who's thisjumping Phuc boy, anyway?
1212 01:08:08 - It's Dry Eye's man.- You mean Lord George's man.
1213 01:08:11 It could just be Dry Eye's doing.He's been getting bold lately.
1214 01:08:14 Yeah. Well,they still all work for Lord George.
1215 01:08:19 I'm gonna take careof this one myself.
1216 01:08:49 Lord George.
1217 01:08:50 Mr. Pearson.
1218 01:08:53 And to what do I owe?
1219 01:09:06 What you watching?
1220 01:09:09 I'm watching the telly.
1221 01:09:11 What you watchingon the telly?
1222 01:09:13 I'm watchingthe horse racing.
1223 01:09:16 Live satellitefrom Hong Kong.
1224 01:09:20 My only vice.
1225 01:09:22 Well, that's notstrictly true, is it?
1226 01:09:25 Meaning?
1227 01:09:27 Meaning I've always taken viceto be the definition
1228 01:09:30 of any criminal activityor wicked behavior
1229 01:09:33 involving prostitution,pornography or drugs,
1230 01:09:36 so, no...
1231 01:09:39 racing is definitely notyour only vice, your lordship.
1232 01:09:43 I'd say you're eyebrows deepin every vice known to man.
1233 01:09:46 - There is a difference.- Being?
1234 01:09:49 I facilitate. I don't participatein any of the aforementioned vices.
1235 01:09:58 What about tea?
1236 01:10:10 What about tea?
1237 01:10:11 Well, that too is a vice.
1238 01:10:15 Caffeine is a drug,don't you know?
1239 01:10:17 So is that what you're hereto talk to me about? Tea?
1240 01:10:21 Sweet Mary Jane is my viceof choice, as you well know.
1241 01:10:25 Of course, I'm addicted toselling it, not consuming it.
1242 01:10:29 I specifically choseto deal in marijuana.
1243 01:10:33 Sure, I could seethere was more to be made
1244 01:10:35 in shifting the white or the brownpowder, as you so chose,
1245 01:10:38 but, you see, my jam,it doesn't kill anyone,
1246 01:10:43 and I like that.
1247 01:10:47 While your poison...
1248 01:10:50 is and always has beena destroyer of worlds.
1249 01:11:03 So, yes, your facilitation ismost definitely participation.
1250 01:11:18 But I'm not here to give you asermon on situational ethics.
1251 01:11:22 So why the fuckare you here?
1252 01:11:42 You're starting a warwith me, George,
1253 01:11:44 and I'm trying to moonwalkwith elegance here,
1254 01:11:46 but I'm finding itvery fucking difficult.
1255 01:11:48 Laura!
1256 01:11:50 I don't fuck around with puff.
1257 01:11:52 You send your man Dry Eyearound my place
1258 01:11:54 to see if he can buymy business for a few beans.
1259 01:11:56 Laura!
1260 01:11:59 You didn'tthink I'd find out?
1261 01:12:01 Having me followedfor months?
1262 01:12:04 Yeah. You crossed the line,
1263 01:12:07 and that comeswith a price.
1264 01:12:09 You raidedone of my locations.
1265 01:12:11 You know the rules,George.
1266 01:12:14 What the fuckwere you thinking?
1267 01:12:16 You raided one ofmy locations.
1268 01:12:18 What the fuckwere you thinking?
1269 01:12:20 What the fuckwere you thinking, George?
1270 01:12:58 Should youtry and undermine me,
1271 01:13:02 or should you attemptto threaten my position again,
1272 01:13:05 I will be forced to acceptyour call to arms.
1273 01:13:08 Do you understand?
1274 01:13:11 Good.
1275 01:13:14 Now, I can see you're feelingsomewhat under the weather.
1276 01:13:18 That's becauseI spiked your tea
1277 01:13:20 with a nasty little parasiticgenus called shigella.
1278 01:13:23 Left unattended, you will shit yourselfto death before the sun doth set.
1279 01:13:29 I suggest takingtwo of these fizzy biscuits.
1280 01:13:33 You'll be finein an hour or two,
1281 01:13:35 long enough to consideryour past indiscretions.
1282 01:13:44 And, George, if I can get toyou in your own kitchen...
1283 01:13:49 I can get to you anywhere.
1284 01:13:58 - Did you do it?- Do what?
1285 01:14:01 Did you raidMickey Pearson's farm?
1286 01:14:04 - No.- So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back.
1287 01:14:09 Well, let's just say this.He didn't do it in front of it.
1288 01:14:12 He did itwithout my blessing.
1289 01:14:13 But you did go behind my back
1290 01:14:15 and offer to buy his business.
1291 01:14:19 Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1292 01:14:24 Now, let me warn youthe way you warn me.
1293 01:14:27 There comes a point wherethe young succeed the old.
1294 01:14:32 Don't push me.
1295 01:14:38 There are some thingsI don't know about.
1296 01:14:40 Something between Dry Eyeand Lord George.
1297 01:14:43 Now, whatever it was,someone killed Lord George.
1298 01:14:49 Anyone else might thinkthat was you or Mickey.
1299 01:14:55 Shall we continuewith our little story?
1300 01:14:59 Does that arouseyour interest, Raymond?
1301 01:15:02 So Matthew knows Dry Eye.
1302 01:15:05 - So what?- Well, yes, I agree.
1303 01:15:07 Perhaps they werejust meeting up
1304 01:15:08 to talk about holidayingin the Maldives
1305 01:15:10 or the long-term implicationsof leaving the EU.
1306 01:15:14 But I filmed it, had it lip-read,translated and transcribed.
1307 01:15:19 Rather like the classic1974 film The Conversation,
1308 01:15:22 starring Gene Hackmanand John Cazale.
1309 01:15:25 You know, Coppola slipped thatone out between the Godfathers.
1310 01:15:29 It wasn't really for me.It's a bit boring, to be honest.
1311 01:15:31 Now, can I just say, that Matthew,he's quite something, isn't he?
1312 01:15:36 He's notyour average American.
1313 01:15:38 He's a Mr. International.Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.
1314 01:15:42 Come here. You play Dry Eyeand I shall be Matthew.
1315 01:15:49 Come on.
1316 01:15:55 All right.
1317 01:15:59 Try and get it in timewith his lips, all right?
1318 01:16:00 - Yeah, yeah.- Ready?
1319 01:16:03 Roll camera. Action.
1320 01:16:18 There was an incident.Lord George...
1321 01:16:20 Fuck's sake, Raymond.
1322 01:16:21 It's a bit fucking wooden.
1323 01:16:23 Put something into it,you know, a bit of welly.
1324 01:16:25 And action.
1325 01:16:27 There was an incident.
1326 01:16:29 Lord Georgedidn't come through it.
1327 01:16:30 Didn't come through it?
1328 01:16:32 The last thing you need to dois attract any octopus.
1329 01:16:35 Octopus?
1330 01:16:37 What does that mean?It's not a very good translation.
1331 01:16:40 No, there's nothing wrongwith the translation.
1332 01:16:42 Matthew's not that fluent.And it's Cantonese.
1333 01:16:44 Just go with itand fill in the blanks.
1334 01:16:45 And action.
1335 01:16:47 It's all on Michael.He's to blame.
1336 01:16:50 That is not a smart move.
1337 01:16:52 Don't tell mewhat a smart move is.
1338 01:16:54 I beg for your pardon.
1339 01:16:55 You heard meperfectly well.
1340 01:16:57 There will be repercussionsfor Michael's actions.
1341 01:16:59 You think you'rerunning things, do you?
1342 01:17:02 Don't stroke my mouse hair.
1343 01:17:05 - What does "mouse hair" mean?- Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal,
1344 01:17:08 but I admit that one'sa bit of a googly.
1345 01:17:10 Then Matthew loses it a bit
1346 01:17:12 and his translation goescompletely out of the window.
1347 01:17:14 Something about springtimeand sweaters.
1348 01:17:17 I think what he meansis he's upset.
1349 01:17:19 And then Dry Eyesays something,
1350 01:17:20 but some cuntmoved in front of me,
1351 01:17:22 so I didn't get thateither.
1352 01:17:23 Your Cantoneseis dog shit,
1353 01:17:26 so I'm gonna say thisin English
1354 01:17:27 and I'm gonna say it once,
1355 01:17:28 so listen to me,Rubenstein.
1356 01:17:32 This is howit's gonna play out.
1357 01:17:35 You're gonnaback the fuck off...
1358 01:17:38 and I'm gonnatake it all.
1359 01:17:41 And you will pay memy respect.
1360 01:17:45 And there you have it.That's all I've got.
1361 01:17:47 Sorry. Show's over.
1362 01:17:50 But I thinkit's quite clear
1363 01:17:53 that they're not justmah-jongg partners, are they?
1364 01:17:56 Mm?
1365 01:18:05 Not all of thatwas clear, Fletcher.
1366 01:18:07 I mean,according to you,
1367 01:18:09 we already know Matthewwants to buy Michael out.
1368 01:18:12 - So why is that news?- Oh, don't you worry, my darling.
1369 01:18:16 We are gonnacome to the news.
1370 01:18:18 I'm approaching my climax.
1371 01:18:28 Dry Eye.
1372 01:18:30 I trust you will makeMichael Pearson pay for this.
1373 01:18:34 You arethe dragon head now.
1374 01:18:36 Solidify your position.
1375 01:18:39 It will be done, Uncle.
1376 01:18:42 So Dry Eye got the upgradehe was after, didn't he, Raymond?
1377 01:18:45 The question is,what was he gonna do with it
1378 01:18:47 now that he'sBilly Big Bollocks?
1379 01:18:49 Give me ten minutes,Ray.
1380 01:18:52 Boss.
1381 01:19:07 Hello, Ros.
1382 01:19:08 It's date night tonight,
1383 01:19:11 9:00 p.m., you and I,River Cafe.
1384 01:19:13 Nine o'clock? I'll be there.
1385 01:19:20 We're closed.
1386 01:19:21 Hang up.
1387 01:19:24 No.
1388 01:19:26 Hang the fucking phone up.
1389 01:19:27 Who's there?
1390 01:19:30 Ros, who's there?
1391 01:19:32 What you doing here,Dry Eye?
1392 01:19:37 It's warming up now,isn't it?
1393 01:19:39 At this point, I'm guessingthat you didn't even know
1394 01:19:43 that Lord Georgewas dead yet,
1395 01:19:45 let alonewhat Dry Eye was up to.
1396 01:19:48 Hello, Dry Eye.What do you want?
1397 01:20:02 Fancy a boiled sweet?
1398 01:20:04 - No.- Suit yourself.
1399 01:20:15 Who the fuck was he?
1400 01:20:17 I'm not exactlysure what happened next,
1401 01:20:19 because you two managedto give me the slip.
1402 01:20:21 They got Rosalind.Call Roger.
1403 01:20:25 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
1404 01:20:27 Hold on. You were there?
1405 01:20:32 Yeah.Of course I was there.
1406 01:20:35 He's not picking up. Maybe youshould put your seat belt on.
1407 01:20:40 Yeah, let me call Rosalind.Let me do it.
1408 01:20:43 I got it.Just watch the road.
1409 01:20:46 Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,
1410 01:20:48 but you're gonnacome with me
1411 01:20:50 until I can resolve all theseissues with your husband.
1412 01:20:53 I'm not going anywhere.
1413 01:20:55 She's not picking up.It's just ringing.
1414 01:20:57 - Fuck.- We could just slow down a little bit.
1415 01:21:02 Fuck!
1416 01:21:18 You know how it works.
1417 01:21:20 You either come with me or Tonyhere is gonna make you come with me.
1418 01:21:24 You're in my officeunder my roof.
1419 01:21:27 It's not your positionfor Tony to do anything
1420 01:21:29 other than to fuck off backfrom whence he came.
1421 01:21:31 Tony.
1422 01:21:35 What's that?Is that a paperweight?
1423 01:21:37 Funny you should say that. Turns outanything with weight can be a paperweight.
1424 01:21:41 - What are you gonna do with it?- Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
1425 01:21:43 Either you do as I tellyou to and use the door,
1426 01:21:46 or I'm gonna shoot fat Tonyright between the eyes.
1427 01:21:48 You see, this gun'sonly got two bullets,
1428 01:21:50 so I'm not gonna fuck aboutillustrating its significance.
1429 01:21:53 You're gonna have totrust me on that.
1430 01:21:55 The alternativeis a little bit absolute.
1431 01:21:58 I'm gonna haveto check your grammar on that.
1432 01:22:00 It can't bejust a little bit absolute.
1433 01:22:03 It either is or it isn't.
1434 01:22:05 Whatever it is,I've lost my patience.
1435 01:22:08 I'm telling you, I will squeeze thistrigger and Tony will be no more.
1436 01:22:12 Tony.
1437 01:22:16 Listen to me, cunt.You take one step forward,
1438 01:22:18 it'll be the last fuckingstep you ever take.
1439 01:22:20 Tony, get on it.
1440 01:22:57 I fucking dare you.
1441 01:23:01 Just calm down.
1442 01:23:03 I'm leaving.
1443 01:23:12 I guess that'syour two bullets, eh?
1444 01:23:15 Rosalind!
1445 01:23:30 Rosalind!
1446 01:23:38 Stay fucking still!
1447 01:23:47 Hello, babe.
1448 01:24:04 Hello, love.
1449 01:24:06 So you'rebasing your whole crescendo
1450 01:24:09 on a figmentof your imagination.
1451 01:24:11 I'm basing my whole crescendoon the sum of its parts.
1452 01:24:15 A few minor details aside,I wouldn't have any trouble at all
1453 01:24:17 selling this juicy peachof a drama to Big Dave.
1454 01:24:21 He'd creamhis fucking panties.
1455 01:24:23 You're too smart to beblackmailing us, Fletcher.
1456 01:24:26 Yes, yes, and obviously I'vetaken precautionary measures.
1457 01:24:29 You can do all kinds ofhorrible things to me if you want.
1458 01:24:33 I might even enjoy them.
1459 01:24:35 But you'd have to leave thecountry and never come back.
1460 01:24:38 So is that the story overnow, Fletcher?
1461 01:24:40 All this, this whole buildup,was leading to this next part.
1462 01:24:43 This is the news thatyou were asking about before.
1463 01:24:47 Ready?
1464 01:24:49 Matthew.
1465 01:24:51 He's gonna need some peopleto run his business here
1466 01:24:53 when he buys itfrom Michael, right?
1467 01:24:55 He's gonna need a reliable pair ofhands, someone like you.
1468 01:24:58 Hmm. So why didn't heask you, Raymond?
1469 01:25:00 I don't know.It's none of my business.
1470 01:25:02 Because, I'll tell you,
1471 01:25:04 he already had someoneearmarked for the role.
1472 01:25:08 Dry Eye.He promised Dry Eye the job,
1473 01:25:11 but only if Dry Eye helped drivedown the price of Mickey's business.
1474 01:25:15 You see, it was Matthew who told DryEye the location of Mickey's farm,
1475 01:25:19 so he could stealhis white widow super cheese
1476 01:25:22 to cause ripplesand reduce the market value.
1477 01:25:24 And that is why Phuc,in turn,
1478 01:25:27 got those juice-swilling,acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.
1479 01:25:31 It was Matthew
1480 01:25:33 who set this wholetrain of events off.
1481 01:25:37 But what he did notplan on, you see...
1482 01:25:39 Fuck you,you old cunt!
1483 01:25:41 I'll piss on your grave.
1484 01:25:45 ...was Dry Eye...
1485 01:25:49 killing Lord George.
1486 01:25:51 Now, Dry Eye does not want to besubservient to Matthew anymore.
1487 01:25:55 Doesn't wanna besubservient to anyone.
1488 01:25:57 This is howit's gonna play out.
1489 01:26:00 You're gonnaback the fuck off
1490 01:26:02 and I'm gonnatake it all.
1491 01:26:04 Dry Eye likes the smell ofpower and does not like Matthew.
1492 01:26:08 So, the little dragon needed a gentlereminder of who was really running things.
1493 01:26:13 You've been in this paddlingpool for two minutes.
1494 01:26:15 I've been swimming in the oceanwith the sharks for 20 years.
1495 01:26:18 I'll tell youhow this plays out.
1496 01:26:21 You will drown...
1497 01:26:24 and then my Mossad crabswill eat you.
1498 01:26:27 And this, my love, is why I wantmy hard-earned 20 million pounds.
1499 01:26:32 Because not only do I know exactlyhow Mickey's business operates,
1500 01:26:38 but I also know that the veryman he's trying to sell it to
1501 01:26:42 is trying to force himinto selling it on the cheap
1502 01:26:45 and has indirectlystarted a war.
1503 01:26:49 So, you see, I think you should becalling me your trusted consigliere,
1504 01:26:53 or your spybehind the lines,
1505 01:26:55 your intellectualreconnaissance, if you prefer.
1506 01:27:00 I'm impressed.
1507 01:27:03 You certainly knowmore than I do.
1508 01:27:05 I'm impressed not onlyby your information,
1509 01:27:08 but by your imagination.
1510 01:27:11 Thank you very much.
1511 01:27:15 So you've got 72 hours.
1512 01:27:18 And I would just reiteratethat if anything happens to me,
1513 01:27:21 I do have my insurance policyin place.
1514 01:27:24 Everything will go to Big Dave,and from him to the public,
1515 01:27:27 and you, my love,will go to Mars.
1516 01:27:29 So, strong recommendation,just pay up
1517 01:27:32 and watch me recede into thesunset blowing kisses, yes?
1518 01:27:41 Well, then, time to use thedoor, you black bastard.
1519 01:27:45 Well, that's just silly, isn'tit, 'cause I'm not black.
1520 01:27:47 No, but your fucking soul is,you dark cunt.
1521 01:27:52 Now, out of my house,'cause I'm going to bed.
1522 01:27:58 Can I come with you?
1523 01:28:01 No, but you can go smoke the exhaustpipe in the back of your hearse.
1524 01:28:07 I might come anyway.
1525 01:28:10 You'll just hear mescratching about in the dark,
1526 01:28:13 wanking into a hanky.
1527 01:28:20 All right, so, 20 million.
1528 01:28:24 You've got 72 hours,starting now.
1529 01:28:26 Ticktock, ticktock.
1530 01:28:31 And I'm gone.
1531 01:28:35 Ticktock.
1532 01:28:40 Ticktock.
1533 01:28:52 He's just left.
1534 01:28:54 He thinks he's very clever.
1535 01:28:56 Start with Big Dave.
1536 01:29:03 Now, you keep thisbetween you and me, Hammy,
1537 01:29:05 but Fletcher's been in touch.He says he's got what we need.
1538 01:29:08 Careful, boss. Fletcher's assbelongs to the highest bidder.
1539 01:29:10 Yeah.He says he wants 150 grand.
1540 01:29:12 But if it's proper, it's wortha whole week's exclusive.
1541 01:29:15 Well, what does hehave exactly?
1542 01:29:16 He was justtickling me nuts,
1543 01:29:18 but he sayshe wants to meet Saturday.
1544 01:29:19 So keep it free.
1545 01:29:23 Yeah, pronto.
1546 01:29:31 Oi, you can't park there,mate. Move the van.
1547 01:29:34 Don't worry, friend.We'll be gone in a minute.
1548 01:29:36 We're not a newspaper.We're a blood sport.
1549 01:29:38 Oi, Russ. Move the van.
1550 01:29:40 I'm on it, boss.
1551 01:29:43 Move it. Now.
1552 01:29:45 - I said in a minute.- Oi, spunk bubble.
1553 01:29:48 Get rid ofthe fucking van.
1554 01:29:55 I'm warning you,Russ does karate.
1555 01:30:03 Careful, boys.Russ does karate.
1556 01:30:08 Russ, if you knowwhat's good for you,
1557 01:30:11 get in the car now.
1558 01:30:16 Sorry, boss.I'm only a blue belt.
1559 01:30:21 You melt.
1560 01:30:24 Now what? We're makinga YouTube movie? Eh?
1561 01:30:28 Break dancing?
1562 01:30:30 I'm warning you.I'm fucking powerful.
1563 01:30:33 We know all that. Why don't you tellus all about it in the back of the van?
1564 01:30:36 I'm not going.I'm not fucking... No!
1565 01:30:39 No.
1566 01:30:42 Get him in there.
1567 01:30:46 Unbelievable.
1568 01:30:52 Well, well, well.
1569 01:30:57 You're all right, Big Dave.You're in safe hands now.
1570 01:30:59 - No need to panic, okay?- Who are you?
1571 01:31:02 Don't worry about thatright now.
1572 01:31:05 Look...
1573 01:31:07 Look, whatever'sgone on here,
1574 01:31:09 I just needto get back to work.
1575 01:31:10 If you let me go,I'll just forget all about it.
1576 01:31:12 I'll have you back to workin short order, my friend.
1577 01:31:16 Now, I believeyou're a reporter.
1578 01:31:18 And there's somethingI wanna report to you.
1579 01:31:20 Now, it seems forthis brief moment in time
1580 01:31:22 I've found my wayinto the film business,
1581 01:31:25 and last night I made a film withan impressively sized farmyard pig.
1582 01:31:33 Morning, sir.Two cups of tea.
1583 01:31:36 One with sugar, one without.
1584 01:31:39 All right, lads,go on, give us a minute.
1585 01:31:44 There are some wetwipes there over your shoulder.
1586 01:31:46 Your clothes are neatly foldedthere on the bench.
1587 01:31:48 Now, in due course, you're gonnapress the space bar on this computer
1588 01:31:52 and you're gonna witness yourparticipation in said film.
1589 01:31:56 Now, that little drug wegave you last night really...
1590 01:32:01 loosened upyour inhibitions, man.
1591 01:32:03 The only thing you'll need to do tostop this little creative expression
1592 01:32:07 from becominga social media sensation
1593 01:32:09 is lose any interest you havein the future of Mickey Pearson.
1594 01:32:14 I'm gonna leave you nowto clean yourself up.
1595 01:32:17 Space bar, yeah?Have a hot drink as well.
1596 01:32:19 It might make you feela little bit better.
1597 01:32:21 It was a fucking rough nightfor you.
1598 01:32:25 Enjoy the show.
1599 01:32:33 ♪ OldMacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪
1600 01:32:37 ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪
1601 01:32:40 - How's your man, then, Coach?- Ah, he'll survive.
1602 01:32:42 Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though.
1603 01:32:49 We know what bit that is.
1604 01:32:52 Let me tickle that belly.
1605 01:32:54 You are so naughty.
1606 01:32:57 - Good Lord.- I was there and I'm still shocked.
1607 01:33:00 Squeal for me, piggy.
1608 01:33:02 - Is that who I think it is?- Yeah, it certainly is.
1609 01:33:07 And that's your doing?
1610 01:33:09 Where is that applesauce?
1611 01:33:11 You can't unsee itonce you've seen it, can you?
1612 01:33:13 No, you can't unsee it.It's nightmare fuel.
1613 01:33:15 That will be with me forever.
1614 01:33:18 That storywon't be running.
1615 01:33:22 Right. I've got one morething I need you to do.
1616 01:33:25 Ah, look,before you continue, Ray,
1617 01:33:27 I train lads to be good lads.I'm not a fucking gangster.
1618 01:33:32 Now, I've been forced to do somegangster things, that's okay.
1619 01:33:35 But I'm not the giftthat keeps on giving.
1620 01:33:37 So with the greatest respect,I'll do this one last thing for you
1621 01:33:40 and then that's it.
1622 01:33:42 No más.Three strikes and I'm out.
1623 01:33:52 - Everything all right, Coach?- No, Ernie, it isn't.
1624 01:33:54 You need to understand theseverity of your actions.
1625 01:34:04 Dave, an hour.
1626 01:34:05 Okay, boss.
1627 01:34:12 Thank youfor the grand tour.
1628 01:34:14 I'm a believer.
1629 01:34:15 Thank you, chaps.
1630 01:34:19 Now, are we readyto finalize the numbers?
1631 01:34:22 We already have.
1632 01:34:24 Mm...
1633 01:34:25 The situation's changed,Michael.
1634 01:34:27 - The market's changed.- How so?
1635 01:34:30 The exit value of your businessneeds to be recalculated.
1636 01:34:35 Please, be specific.
1637 01:34:37 Oh, I will be.
1638 01:34:39 You're asking 400 for 12 locationsand a distribution network,
1639 01:34:42 which was a fair valuationat the time.
1640 01:34:45 But when one of thoselocations was compromised,
1641 01:34:48 the value of all thoselocations were compromised
1642 01:34:50 and this obviouslyaffects the price.
1643 01:34:53 Your skunk farm was a fucking viralsensation on YouTube, Michael.
1644 01:34:57 And when Johnny Law startssniffing, which he will,
1645 01:34:59 all of those locationswill have to cease production
1646 01:35:02 for, I'd say, at least 12 monthsat a cost of 100 million net p.a.,
1647 01:35:05 before marking down the loss ofstaff, relocation and site rentals.
1648 01:35:08 - You still with me?- Yes, I'm following.
1649 01:35:10 It will takeat least three years
1650 01:35:13 to get your supply, distributionand demand back to full capacity.
1651 01:35:16 Your staffing costs are 25% ofyour 100 million operational cost,
1652 01:35:20 so that's 25 million per annumfor three annums.
1653 01:35:24 And location rentalat 15 million a year,
1654 01:35:26 that's a 120 GBP biteright there.
1655 01:35:30 Your unit economicshave taken a hit,
1656 01:35:33 and forecasting out your top-line growthmargin in the current inimical climate,
1657 01:35:38 I calculate what was worth400 million a month ago
1658 01:35:41 must now be valuedat an anemic, mm... 130.
1659 01:35:47 You see, it's not about thefirst domino that fell, Michael.
1660 01:35:51 It's about the last.
1661 01:35:55 Please.
1662 01:35:59 I like you, Michael.You're a good chap.
1663 01:36:03 And if you want me to help you out ofthis hole you've found yourself in,
1664 01:36:07 I can pay you100 million dollars today.
1665 01:36:11 It's a good offerand it's real,
1666 01:36:14 and I'll do thisbecause I'm your friend.
1667 01:36:16 My accountant can transferthe fee within the hour.
1668 01:36:20 I like your domino analogy.
1669 01:36:24 The question I ask is,who tumbled the first domino?
1670 01:36:29 I'm afraid that's not myconcern or my business, Michael.
1671 01:36:32 At the riskof contradicting you,
1672 01:36:34 it is very much your business,and certainly your concern.
1673 01:36:39 Only you made one mistake.
1674 01:36:42 That being?
1675 01:36:44 You seem to have mistaken mefor some kind of a cunt.
1676 01:36:49 Let me introduce youto the first domino.
1677 01:36:55 It's a tad dramatic, isn't it,corpses in freezers? Who is this man?
1678 01:37:00 What's he got to do withanything that I'm talking about?
1679 01:37:02 I take it with that statementyou are in denial
1680 01:37:05 of so-said relationshipwith this frozen Chinaman?
1681 01:37:08 Well, of courseI'm in denial of it.
1682 01:37:10 I don't have relationshipswith dead, frozen Chinamen.
1683 01:37:14 Best not to be glib at this timein the proceedings, Matthew.
1684 01:37:21 Don't bother lookingfor your Mossad crabs.
1685 01:37:23 This is a fish market.They have found a home.
1686 01:37:26 To be clear,I do not know that man.
1687 01:37:31 I'll tell youhow this plays out.
1688 01:37:34 You will drown and thenmy Mossad crabs will eat you.
1689 01:37:38 So while you were discussingwho would take over my business
1690 01:37:42 after you fucked it,
1691 01:37:44 you somehow mistook so-saidChinaman for someone else?
1692 01:37:49 Business is business, Michael.It's nothing personal.
1693 01:37:53 While I am not emotionalabout the money,
1694 01:37:56 there is a price indebted to me forthe blood I've gotten on my hands
1695 01:38:00 restoring order to theuntidiness that you created,
1696 01:38:03 and that price,according to you...
1697 01:38:05 400 minus 130...is 270 million dollars.
1698 01:38:09 And I'm keepingthe business,
1699 01:38:13 while you aregetting in the freezer.
1700 01:38:17 And you will make that transaction ifyou want to get out of the freezer.
1701 01:38:20 It is 25 below zero in there,so I assume you'll last about an hour.
1702 01:38:25 That said,I wouldn't fuck about,
1703 01:38:27 because frostbite is veryexpensive on the fingers and toes,
1704 01:38:29 so I would type as quickly as possiblewhile you have the use of them.
1705 01:38:34 - Uh...- After you've attended to that indiscretion,
1706 01:38:36 you can then deal with the nextconsequence of your shortsightedness.
1707 01:38:40 As stated,I am not emotional about the money.
1708 01:38:47 But I am emotional about the fact thatsomeone laid their hands on my wife.
1709 01:38:54 My wife!
1710 01:38:58 No amount of money on God's green earthcan pay for that transgression, Matthew.
1711 01:39:02 No, for that...
1712 01:39:07 I want a pound of flesh.
1713 01:39:09 A pound of flesh?
1714 01:39:11 It matters not to me
1715 01:39:12 where on your anatomyit is withdrawn from.
1716 01:39:15 If you don't have the stomachto take it for yourself,
1717 01:39:19 big Bunny hereis very adept with a knife,
1718 01:39:21 and, as you can see,he's dressed for the weather.
1719 01:39:23 But a penny shortor a gram shy...
1720 01:39:28 and that freezer doordoes not open.
1721 01:39:31 Am I clear?
1722 01:39:33 Good.
1723 01:39:35 - Bunny.- Incoming.
1724 01:39:50 What, is it Wagyu againfor breakfast, Raymond?
1725 01:39:54 Aren't you gonna introduce me to yourmysterious and slightly menacing friend?
1726 01:40:03 What's that for?Is that for my money?
1727 01:40:08 Where's my money, Raymond?
1728 01:40:09 There's your payment.
1729 01:40:15 Go on, take a look.
1730 01:40:16 Thank you,mysterious stranger.
1731 01:40:28 Well, that's disappointing, 'cause thatdoesn't look like 20 million pounds.
1732 01:40:31 It's more interesting than that,your insurance policy,
1733 01:40:34 all the photos, all the bodies,all the skeletons, all the filth.
1734 01:40:38 It's not the only one,darling. I'm not a mong.
1735 01:40:42 What do you think's in that,you fucking eejit?
1736 01:40:45 Of course we wereaware of what Matthew was up to.
1737 01:40:47 We're not completefucking idiots.
1738 01:40:51 I've been onto youfor a long time, Fletcher.
1739 01:40:55 I knew you'd been following Michael.
1740 01:40:57 They're very similar,our jobs.
1741 01:41:00 Only I'm better at itthan you are.
1742 01:41:03 I knew when you came over that night thatyou'd only be there for half an hour...
1743 01:41:08 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
1744 01:41:10 ...to tell me how clever youare and try to blackmail us.
1745 01:41:14 I've got some very importantinformation to impart to you, Raymond.
1746 01:41:16 I also knew you couldn'tresist a £1500 single malt,
1747 01:41:20 an £80 Wagyu steak and astate-of-the-art smokeless barbie
1748 01:41:24 - that even keeps your feet warm.- I love a barbie.
1749 01:41:27 I promise you, you will regretthis if you don't hear it.
1750 01:41:30 And when the Scotchgot into your cold veins,
1751 01:41:32 you lost the benefitof your sharp instincts.
1752 01:41:35 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
1753 01:41:38 Can you tell the mysteriousgentleman to relax?
1754 01:41:41 Because I promise you, you will regret itif you don't hear this. Sit down, my love.
1755 01:41:44 See, I kept you there 'cause I neededto know about Matthew and Dry Eye.
1756 01:41:48 Took us a while to findyour insurance policies.
1757 01:41:53 'Cause you'rea naughty squirrel, Fletcher.
1758 01:41:56 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
1759 01:41:58 Yes, Mommy.
1760 01:42:01 But it was made a lot easier afterI planted a tracker in your shoe.
1761 01:42:08 You're never gonna bea predator with us, Fletcher.
1762 01:42:12 You're alwaysgonna be prey.
1763 01:42:16 So that's it. Three strikes.We're good, right?
1764 01:42:22 - I'll see you around.- With the greatest respect, I hope not.
1765 01:42:31 Now, Fletcher,what were you saying?
1766 01:42:36 It wasn'tLord George that was after Mickey,
1767 01:42:39 or Dry Eye, or Matthew.
1768 01:42:42 Do you wanna know who it was?
1769 01:42:48 I've got photos.
1770 01:42:52 Right.You've got 30 seconds.
1771 01:42:54 Thank you, darling.
1772 01:42:57 Fuck.
1773 01:43:01 Primetime,what is it, son?
1774 01:43:03 Coach, we're gonna takecare of this for you.
1775 01:43:06 Ernie's got a plan.
1776 01:43:07 What the fuckare you talking about?
1777 01:43:09 The Michael situation.We're gonna sort it.
1778 01:43:14 Primetime, listen... Prime...
1779 01:43:17 Jesus.
1780 01:43:29 Now, youremember Aslan, don't you?
1781 01:43:32 The young gentlemanyou kept in the freezer?
1782 01:43:37 Well, this is Aslan Senior,Russian oligarch.
1783 01:43:43 Ex-KGB. Made allhis money in gas pipes.
1784 01:43:45 And he's extremely sad that hisone-and-only son fell out of a window.
1785 01:43:49 Oh, shit.
1786 01:43:50 And I fear that wherethey failed before, Raymond,
1787 01:43:52 they're not gonna fail again.
1788 01:43:55 And how do you knowall this?
1789 01:43:57 Because someone told them everythingthey want to know about Michael,
1790 01:44:00 and that someone is me.
1791 01:44:04 Go on.
1792 01:44:06 So I said I'd tell themwhere Michael was for a price.
1793 01:44:10 But that money was pending tillafter, you know, the deed was done.
1794 01:44:16 And then when theymessed up the first time,
1795 01:44:18 I had a little rethink and cameup with my version 2.0 plan,
1796 01:44:21 which iswhen I came to see you.
1797 01:44:23 You see, get my 20 milsoff Michael first
1798 01:44:26 and then, after the event,get paid again, double bubble.
1799 01:44:31 But you and your mysterious friendput paid to that, so well done, you.
1800 01:44:35 Why did you justlook at your watch?
1801 01:44:38 Well, it's like I say.The Russians are gonna clean house.
1802 01:44:41 And you are part ofthat house, Raymond.
1803 01:44:45 They're gonna get Michael when he comesout of his meeting at the fish market.
1804 01:44:49 And they are coming here.So you see what I've done there?
1805 01:44:52 By telling you,I've saved your lives.
1806 01:44:54 Which I think in turnsaves mine, doesn't it?
1807 01:44:56 Don't fucking move.
1808 01:45:06 Dave.
1809 01:45:07 Dave?
1810 01:45:18 No Dave.
1811 01:45:24 Fuck.
1812 01:45:30 Fuck!
1813 01:46:13 Fuck.
1814 01:46:30 So the Toddlersspray the car with bullets,
1815 01:46:33 killing the Russians.
1816 01:46:36 The car rolls to a stop.
1817 01:46:39 Smash cut to black. Titles.
1818 01:46:43 So, what happenedto Michael?
1819 01:46:47 I need an ending.
1820 01:46:48 No, no, no, my darling.
1821 01:46:51 What you need...
1822 01:46:53 is a sequel.
1823 01:46:55 Think it over. Have a read.You know my fee.
1824 01:46:58 I'm off to La Lato talk to the competition.
1825 01:47:01 Think about that.Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone.
1826 01:47:10 Good afternoon.
1827 01:47:12 So, it's HeathrowAirport, please, Terminal 3,
1828 01:47:15 and thenceto sunny California.
1829 01:47:20 Buenas tardes,Fletcher-mondo.
1830 01:47:24 Raymond. Well, well, well.
1831 01:47:27 A man of many vocations,aren't you?
1832 01:47:39 Now, I want you to playa game with me, Fletcher.
1833 01:47:47 He's got Fletcher.
1834 01:47:50 If you wish to bethe king of the jungle,
1835 01:47:52 it's not enoughto act like a king.
1836 01:47:55 You must be the king.
1837 01:47:58 And there can be no doubt.
1838 01:48:00 Because doubt causes chaosand one's own demise.
1839 01:48:05 My queen told me that.
1840 01:48:08 Any chance?