戴夫·查普尔：一笑置之 Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:00 Well
2 00:00:04 [audience chuckling]
3 00:00:06 I heard that some of you paidas much as $800 for your tickets.
4 00:00:11 Sadlyas much as $800 for your tickets.
5 00:00:15 for $60 a head. Can you imagine?as much as $800 for your tickets.
6 00:00:17 [laughter]as much as $800 for your tickets.
7 00:00:22 Niggaas much as $800 for your tickets.
8 00:00:25 got a hotelas much as $800 for your tickets.
9 00:00:27 and came back and you'd still havea little money left over
10 00:00:31 Paid way too much just to see mein this gay-ass neighborhood.
11 00:00:38 All rightin this gay-ass neighborhood.
12 00:00:41 [Dave chuckling]in this gay-ass neighborhood.
13 00:00:43 Will told me to say there hasn't beenthis many pussy references
14 00:00:46 in this room since Cats was here.this many pussy references
15 00:00:50 [somber piano music playing]this many pussy references
16 00:01:02 [Dave] And when I think back at itthis many pussy references
17 00:01:05 that I ever thought to myselfthis many pussy references
18 00:01:09 [audience laughs]this many pussy references
19 00:01:10 Thank you very muchthis many pussy references
20 00:01:12 -Good night.-[cheers and applause]
21 00:01:14 [cheering continues]-[cheers and applause]
22 00:01:24 [cheers and applause]-[cheers and applause]
23 00:01:38 Thank you-[cheers and applause]
24 00:01:41 Boy... I got to tell you-[cheers and applause]
25 00:01:44 I've been doing this set all week-[cheers and applause]
26 00:01:48 and sometimes niggas look likethey're in actual pain over the jokes.
27 00:01:52 Uhthey're in actual pain over the jokes.
28 00:01:54 but I understand why I could hurtsome people's feelings
29 00:01:57 [whoopingsome people's feelings
30 00:02:02 [Dave chuckles]some people's feelings
31 00:02:06 Tonight I'm going to give youan opportunity that I rarely give anybody.
32 00:02:11 I'm going to let you say whatever it isyou need to say to my face.
33 00:02:16 Or ask me whatever it is you want to knowyou need to say to my face.
34 00:02:18 but there are no dumb questions allowed.you need to say to my face.
35 00:02:21 If you ask a stupid questionyou need to say to my face.
36 00:02:24 -[audience laughs]-Just kidding.
37 00:02:26 No-Just kidding.
38 00:02:29 Two questions: How often do you write?And can I have a cigarette?
39 00:02:33 All right.First
40 00:02:36 but rememberFirst
41 00:02:39 [laughter]First
42 00:02:42 This lady right here.First
43 00:02:44 I have a question.Do you remember this scene?
44 00:02:47 Uh... [grunts]Do you remember this scene?
45 00:02:49 [Dave] OhDo you remember this scene?
46 00:02:51 Ma'amDo you remember this scene?
47 00:02:55 This gentleman in the frontwith a salmon-colored shirt on.
48 00:02:58 I was wondering if you had any advicefor young comedians
49 00:03:02 that you generally givefor young comedians
50 00:03:04 Are you thinking of doing comedy?for young comedians
51 00:03:06 Um...for young comedians
52 00:03:08 I've never done it beforefor young comedians
53 00:03:11 [audience laughing]for young comedians
54 00:03:14 [scattered clapping]for young comedians
55 00:03:17 [man] Bring him up! Bring him up!for young comedians
56 00:03:20 -Bring him up!-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
57 00:03:25 It's a-- It's a compliment. It's...-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
58 00:03:28 I mean-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
59 00:03:30 but it looks a lot easier than I thought."-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
60 00:03:34 [audience laughs]-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
61 00:03:35 I was...-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
62 00:03:37 I'm teasing.-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
63 00:03:38 All right-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
64 00:03:40 Okay-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
65 00:03:44 But what I would suggest is just start.-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
66 00:03:46 And-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
67 00:03:52 what happens-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
68 00:03:55 You know what I mean?-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
69 00:03:56 'Cause comedy is weird like that.-I don't know if that's an insult or not.
70 00:03:59 You know why I hate watchingother comedians do comedy?
71 00:04:02 Not 'cause I hate other comediansother comedians do comedy?
72 00:04:06 It's like watching somebody elsefuck your girl.
73 00:04:08 [audience laughs]fuck your girl.
74 00:04:10 And I sayfuck your girl.
75 00:04:14 Yesfuck your girl.
76 00:04:17 Yesfuck your girl.
77 00:04:19 -What's your favorite book of all time?-[Dave] My favorite book of all time?
78 00:04:23 The Narrative of the Lifeof Frederick Douglass.
79 00:04:26 [cheering]of Frederick Douglass.
80 00:04:28 [audience member whistling]of Frederick Douglass.
81 00:04:31 That guy-- That guy with the baseball hat.of Frederick Douglass.
82 00:04:35 Marry-fuck-kill: Michelleof Frederick Douglass.
83 00:04:41 Waitof Frederick Douglass.
84 00:04:44 -[man groans]-Oh
85 00:04:46 Well-Oh
86 00:04:50 I can't say I'll fuck Michelle Obama-Oh
87 00:04:54 [exhales] Well-Oh
88 00:04:57 [audience laughs]-Oh
89 00:05:00 I mean-Oh
90 00:05:04 But I'd fuck all three of them.-Oh
91 00:05:05 [laughter and applause]-Oh
92 00:05:11 Uh-Oh
93 00:05:14 Tell us a story with Charlie Murphy.-Oh
94 00:05:17 -Tell a story about Charlie Murphy?-[man] Or your favorite.
95 00:05:21 Boy-[man] Or your favorite.
96 00:05:24 The thing with Charlie Murphy is he usedto just make us laugh all the time.
97 00:05:28 And I used to ask him about all the oldHollywood shit I was curious about
98 00:05:31 like when they used to accuseMichael Jackson
99 00:05:34 I goMichael Jackson
100 00:05:35 Michael Jacksonactually did those things?"
101 00:05:37 And he saidactually did those things?"
102 00:05:40 He saidactually did those things?"
103 00:05:44 How long are you staying out of jail?"actually did those things?"
104 00:05:49 So God bless Charlie Murphyactually did those things?"
105 00:05:53 [cheers and applause]actually did those things?"
106 00:05:57 Who do you think is going to winthe 2020 election?
107 00:06:00 [audience murmuring]the 2020 election?
108 00:06:04 All right. I'm going to put a pin in thisthe 2020 election?
109 00:06:08 But I think Trump has a better shotthan a lot of people would like to think.
110 00:06:12 I'm just sayingthan a lot of people would like to think.
111 00:06:17 The way we're talking is not going to winthe fucking ballgame.
112 00:06:21 Donald Trump's over on the rightthe fucking ballgame.
113 00:06:24 Joe Biden can't even smell hair over herethe fucking ballgame.
114 00:06:27 [audience exclaiming]the fucking ballgame.
115 00:06:30 -All rightthe fucking ballgame.
116 00:06:34 -[Dave] How old are you?-[chuckles]
117 00:06:37 Twenty five.-[chuckles]
118 00:06:38 -Twenty five?-Yeah.
119 00:06:39 [exhales] Boy-Yeah.
120 00:06:42 [audience laughing]-Yeah.
121 00:06:44 He's going to pee on you by accident."Oh
122 00:06:49 "Yuck.""Oh
123 00:06:52 Um... [chuckles]"Oh
124 00:06:54 I'm totally joking. I'm sorry. [chuckles]"Oh
125 00:06:59 Um"Oh
126 00:07:03 that you feel likewill stay with you for life?
127 00:07:06 I'll tell you whatwill stay with you for life?
128 00:07:09 Uhwill stay with you for life?
129 00:07:12 A longer version of it is this:I was raised by comedians.
130 00:07:17 I started doing stand-up when I was 14.I was raised by comedians.
131 00:07:19 The other day I wentto a comedian's funeral
132 00:07:21 and I realized as we was puttingthis motherfucker in the ground
133 00:07:25 that these people are at leastas influential to me as my family.
134 00:07:30 I rock with these niggastill the wheel falls off.
135 00:07:33 We fight and we fusstill the wheel falls off.
136 00:07:36 and we get mad at each othertill the wheel falls off.
137 00:07:39 without each and every one of them.And I consider them my family.
138 00:07:44 That's your answer.And I consider them my family.
139 00:07:45 [whooping and cheering]And I consider them my family.
140 00:07:48 [Dave] My favorite Club in America...And I consider them my family.
141 00:07:51 is a club in San Francisco calledthe Punch Line. It's a very small room.
142 00:07:55 It's a 200-seat room.the Punch Line. It's a very small room.
143 00:07:58 And...the Punch Line. It's a very small room.
144 00:07:59 I was working out the materialthat was going to be the show tonight.
145 00:08:03 I still hadn't figured out exactlyhow to say what I wanted to say
146 00:08:06 but I was doing pretty good.And I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
147 00:08:10 And a woman... stood up from the audienceAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
148 00:08:14 -ClearlyAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
149 00:08:20 She says... She says to meAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
150 00:08:25 It's a 200-seat roomAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
151 00:08:28 -LikeAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
152 00:08:31 I saidAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
153 00:08:34 The crowd was likeAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
154 00:08:36 Um...And I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
155 00:08:38 And thenAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
156 00:08:41 and she starts making a bigAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
157 00:08:44 and all this stuff. And there'sAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
158 00:08:47 and she gets to the curtainAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
159 00:08:50 She saysAnd I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
160 00:08:56 It's a fucking comedy club.And I was doing some "Me Too" jokes.
161 00:08:57 That's like loud fartinggetting out of an elevator.
162 00:09:01 [blows raspberry]getting out of an elevator.
163 00:09:03 "Nothing funny can happen in here."getting out of an elevator.
164 00:09:04 Now I'm trapped in a roomwith this woman's fucking stink.
165 00:09:09 [audience chuckling]with this woman's fucking stink.
166 00:09:14 And I say... I saywith this woman's fucking stink.
167 00:09:17 Miss...with this woman's fucking stink.
168 00:09:18 it is not your fault...with this woman's fucking stink.
169 00:09:20 that you were raped.with this woman's fucking stink.
170 00:09:24 But it's not mine either. Ta-tawith this woman's fucking stink.
171 00:09:26 [scattered laughter and clapping]with this woman's fucking stink.
172 00:09:29 She storms out.Now the room is very uncomfortable
173 00:09:32 but I managed to get the crowd back.Now the room is very uncomfortable
174 00:09:34 But I'mNow the room is very uncomfortable
175 00:09:38 Same show...Now the room is very uncomfortable
176 00:09:41 there's a trans womansitting in the audience.
177 00:09:44 This is a true storysitting in the audience.
178 00:09:47 I did six shows that weekend.sitting in the audience.
179 00:09:49 This trans woman came to four of them.sitting in the audience.
180 00:09:51 Calls herself Daphne.sitting in the audience.
181 00:09:53 Mansitting in the audience.
182 00:09:57 at everything I said about everybody.It was amazing.
183 00:10:01 She was laughing.And it was fun to watch her laugh.
184 00:10:04 You could tell she was letting goof something that was heavy.
185 00:10:07 And she'd throw her head backand she'd smile with all her teeth.
186 00:10:10 She was having a great time.and she'd smile with all her teeth.
187 00:10:12 And the more fun she hadand she'd smile with all her teeth.
188 00:10:15 'Cause I knew...I had some trans jokes to unload.
189 00:10:19 [laughing]I had some trans jokes to unload.
190 00:10:23 And I thought to myselfI had some trans jokes to unload.
191 00:10:25 'cause I don't want toI had some trans jokes to unload.
192 00:10:27 She's having so much fun."But then I thought to myself
193 00:10:30 "WellBut then I thought to myself
194 00:10:34 So I let her rip.But then I thought to myself
195 00:10:36 [laughing]But then I thought to myself
196 00:10:39 And to my surpriseBut then I thought to myself
197 00:10:43 than anybody in the room. In factBut then I thought to myself
198 00:10:46 to make sure it was okay.But then I thought to myself
199 00:10:48 -[audience laughing-[scattered clapping]
200 00:10:52 And...-[scattered clapping]
201 00:10:54 I got off stage-[scattered clapping]
202 00:10:58 I'm sitting in the dressing room-[scattered clapping]
203 00:11:01 "What the fuck just happened out there?"-[scattered clapping]
204 00:11:03 Like-[scattered clapping]
205 00:11:07 and Daphne can takeall of these jokes? So weird."
206 00:11:10 And then I realized...Ah! Daphne used to be a man.
207 00:11:14 [audience laughing]Ah! Daphne used to be a man.
208 00:11:16 [scattered clapping]Ah! Daphne used to be a man.
209 00:11:20 SoAh! Daphne used to be a man.
210 00:11:24 all the staff was thereAh! Daphne used to be a man.
211 00:11:26 the audience had gone.Ah! Daphne used to be a man.
212 00:11:28 And sitting at the bar by herself...was Daphne.
213 00:11:31 And she's likewas Daphne.
214 00:11:35 And I don't want her to think thatI'm transphobic
215 00:11:39 I guess I could have at least a drink."I'm transphobic
216 00:11:41 And we get some tequilaand we're sitting there.
217 00:11:43 And she was fucking cool. Turns outthat Daphne
218 00:11:48 She was asking me for advicethat Daphne
219 00:11:50 And then she says to methat Daphne
220 00:11:52 "Boythat Daphne
221 00:11:56 I said "Daphnethat Daphne
222 00:11:58 I hope I didn't offend you."She goes
223 00:12:02 She saidShe goes
224 00:12:08 She saidShe goes
225 00:12:09 I thought it was interestingthat they blamed you for R. Kelly.
226 00:12:12 They said you normalized himfor telling jokes about him."
227 00:12:15 I gofor telling jokes about him."
228 00:12:16 She goesfor telling jokes about him."
229 00:12:20 by telling jokes about us."for telling jokes about him."
230 00:12:22 -[whooping and cheering]-[applause]
231 00:12:26 And I'd never thought about that-[applause]
232 00:12:29 And we started making out.And then
233 00:12:33 -[audience laughing]-I...
234 00:12:35 I reached up just to seewhat it felt like.
235 00:12:38 I was likewhat it felt like.
236 00:12:40 And it felt like pussywhat it felt like.
237 00:12:43 Go aheadwhat it felt like.
238 00:12:45 [man] What the fuck you gonna doif Trump get re-elected?
239 00:12:47 [audience exclaiming]if Trump get re-elected?
240 00:12:50 Uhif Trump get re-elected?
241 00:12:52 Probably get a significant tax break.if Trump get re-elected?
242 00:12:54 [audience laughs]if Trump get re-elected?
243 00:13:00 [Dave] Hey.if Trump get re-elected?
244 00:13:01 You want to know why I don't even talkabout Trump in my show?
245 00:13:05 Because that motherfuckeris not the Hokey Pokey.
246 00:13:08 He is not what it's all about.is not the Hokey Pokey.
247 00:13:10 There's millions of peoplethat put him in power.
248 00:13:14 And the ideas that he puts forth...uh
249 00:13:20 He's singingpoor white people's greatest hits.
250 00:13:23 So why the fuck would I worry about him?poor white people's greatest hits.
251 00:13:27 And not the other millions?poor white people's greatest hits.
252 00:13:31 Reallypoor white people's greatest hits.
253 00:13:33 if things keep going the wayit's going
254 00:13:36 -[audience member shouting indistinctly]-No
255 00:13:39 [audience laughing and applauding]-No
256 00:13:42 [somber piano music playing]-No
257 00:13:45 [Dave] Now-No
258 00:13:48 And I had just gotten backfrom my infamous
259 00:13:53 And I came to the Punch Linefrom my infamous
260 00:13:56 It's a safe placewhere I could tell some jokes.
261 00:13:59 And.... I find out thatwhere I could tell some jokes.
262 00:14:01 this comedian I knowwhere I could tell some jokes.
263 00:14:05 I find out that Chris is in San Franciscotoo
264 00:14:10 So I call himtoo
265 00:14:13 I'm doing the show at the Punch Line.Why don't you come by the club
266 00:14:16 -after your event?"-He's like
267 00:14:19 I thought you was dead-He's like
268 00:14:22 [audience laughing]-He's like
269 00:14:25 He says-He's like
270 00:14:30 I go-He's like
271 00:14:35 And then I show up to the club...-He's like
272 00:14:37 late that night.-He's like
273 00:14:38 I walk into the dressing room-He's like
274 00:14:43 is-He's like
275 00:14:47 but now he's the governor of California.-He's like
276 00:14:50 And sitting next to him was Kamala Harris-He's like
277 00:14:53 who at the timewas the DA of San Francisco.
278 00:14:56 Now she's a senator from California that'sfront-running on the Democratic ticket.
279 00:15:01 [scattered cheers and clapping]front-running on the Democratic ticket.
280 00:15:02 And sitting next to her was Al Gore.front-running on the Democratic ticket.
281 00:15:08 That's fucking weird.front-running on the Democratic ticket.
282 00:15:09 [audience laughs]front-running on the Democratic ticket.
283 00:15:11 And sitting next to Al Gorewas the guys from Google
284 00:15:14 -I don't know how to say these...-[woman] Whoo!
285 00:15:16 All right.-[woman] Whoo!
286 00:15:17 [audience laughs]-[woman] Whoo!
287 00:15:19 And it was Chris Tucker and Ben Jealous-[woman] Whoo!
288 00:15:22 who at the time was the presidentof the NAACP
289 00:15:25 who was all justat this big charity dinner. And
290 00:15:28 And Paul Mooney was drinking scotch.at this big charity dinner. And
291 00:15:30 [audience laughs]at this big charity dinner. And
292 00:15:33 And we all was just in there.at this big charity dinner. And
293 00:15:36 You knowat this big charity dinner. And
294 00:15:39 and we all got along really well.at this big charity dinner. And
295 00:15:41 Mmm...at this big charity dinner. And
296 00:15:43 At some pointat this big charity dinner. And
297 00:15:48 "You knowat this big charity dinner. And
298 00:15:53 I went to college with him."at this big charity dinner. And
299 00:15:54 I'm likeat this big charity dinner. And
300 00:15:56 She goesat this big charity dinner. And
301 00:15:58 I'm likeat this big charity dinner. And
302 00:16:00 And she goesat this big charity dinner. And
303 00:16:01 Blahat this big charity dinner. And
304 00:16:05 Let's call him on the phone."at this big charity dinner. And
305 00:16:06 -I saidat this big charity dinner. And
306 00:16:09 She picks the phone up and she dialsat this big charity dinner. And
307 00:16:13 And she goes... "Ah..."[clicks tongue] "It's his voice mail."
308 00:16:16 And she gives me the phoneand goes
309 00:16:20 I didn't know what to say.and goes
310 00:16:22 I just said what you say to any black dudethat's running for president:
311 00:16:25 "Stay lowthat's running for president:
312 00:16:28 [audience laughing]that's running for president:
313 00:16:30 -[whistling]-[clapping]
314 00:16:42 And then the last thing I say is...You know what?
315 00:16:44 I saidYou know what?
316 00:16:48 Now...You know what?
317 00:16:49 Next day I wake up and go for coffeeat a place called The Embarcadero.
318 00:16:53 It's like an eateryby the sea in San Francisco
319 00:16:56 and I'm walking to the coffee shopand there's a police line.
320 00:16:59 And I can't cross... the tape.and there's a police line.
321 00:17:02 But I figureand there's a police line.
322 00:17:04 -so I go under the thingand there's a police line.
323 00:17:07 And the police yoke me.and there's a police line.
324 00:17:09 These motherfuckersand there's a police line.
325 00:17:11 And I see...and there's a police line.
326 00:17:14 over the police's shoulderand there's a police line.
327 00:17:17 I couldn't remember his nameand there's a police line.
328 00:17:20 I had kept teasing him and sayinghe looked like Christian Bale
329 00:17:23 the guy from the Batman movies.he looked like Christian Bale
330 00:17:25 Uhhe looked like Christian Bale
331 00:17:29 [audience laughing]he looked like Christian Bale
332 00:17:35 And he stopshe looked like Christian Bale
333 00:17:38 And then the police seethat the mayor knows me.
334 00:17:41 So they're all likethat the mayor knows me.
335 00:17:43 And he's likethat the mayor knows me.
336 00:17:44 He picks me upthat the mayor knows me.
337 00:17:47 I'm likethat the mayor knows me.
338 00:17:49 And he's like... he's likethat the mayor knows me.
339 00:17:51 Would you like to meet him?"that the mayor knows me.
340 00:17:53 I'm likethat the mayor knows me.
341 00:17:55 And we go around the corner and it wasPrince Charles
342 00:18:00 [audience laughing]Prince Charles
343 00:18:03 I didn't know the protocol of meetingroyalty. You're not supposed to touch 'em.
344 00:18:06 I dapped him up like a nigga."My nigga."
345 00:18:09 -[audience laughing]-[grunts]
346 00:18:11 I was hugging him and shit like this-[grunts]
347 00:18:15 Like this. And that nigga was cool-[grunts]
348 00:18:17 It was really fucking weird.-[grunts]
349 00:18:20 And then I was just out therein the Upside Down
350 00:18:23 not having no TV showin the Upside Down
351 00:18:25 and the election was going onin the background
352 00:18:28 and this guyin the background
353 00:18:32 This motherfucker was killing it.in the background
354 00:18:34 And I had a chance to go to the lastdebate on the Democratic ticket.
355 00:18:39 And I went. It was me and Chris Tuckerdebate on the Democratic ticket.
356 00:18:41 sitting in Myrtle Beachdebate on the Democratic ticket.
357 00:18:44 It was the last three candidates.It was Barack Obama
358 00:18:46 John Edwards and Hillary Clinton.It was Barack Obama
359 00:18:49 NowIt was Barack Obama
360 00:18:51 and he had the center podium.And at one point
361 00:18:54 they're all on stageand they start fussing
362 00:18:56 and then Obama goesand they start fussing
363 00:18:59 His hands was like thisand they start fussing
364 00:19:03 and the other two candidateswas looking up at the nigga
365 00:19:05 and I'm sitting in the audiencewas looking up at the nigga
366 00:19:09 [audience laughing]was looking up at the nigga
367 00:19:10 [scattered clapping]was looking up at the nigga
368 00:19:15 And I realizedwas looking up at the nigga
369 00:19:19 that I was looking at the next presidentof the United States. I was certain of it.
370 00:19:22 -I couldn't explain it.-[people cheering]
371 00:19:24 But I knew what I was seeing.And I got really excited.
372 00:19:28 And I'm not that kind of guy.I said
373 00:19:32 So I stayed. They were all on stagedoing interviews
374 00:19:36 and I just waited.I was waiting and waiting.
375 00:19:38 And then John Edwards was donewith his interviews first
376 00:19:42 'cause everybody knewhe wasn't gonna win. Uh...
377 00:19:45 And I see John Edwardshe wasn't gonna win. Uh...
378 00:19:48 That motherfuckerlooked at me like
379 00:19:51 I'm likelooked at me like
380 00:19:54 And he left. And thenHillary Clinton just walked by me
381 00:19:56 in one of them Steve Harvey suits.Hillary Clinton just walked by me
382 00:19:58 [audience laughing]Hillary Clinton just walked by me
383 00:20:00 [scattered clapping]Hillary Clinton just walked by me
384 00:20:05 But Obama was taking forever.Hillary Clinton just walked by me
385 00:20:08 Everybody wanted to talk to himHillary Clinton just walked by me
386 00:20:11 and I knew the media sawexactly what I saw.
387 00:20:14 There was no question about it.exactly what I saw.
388 00:20:16 That was the guy.exactly what I saw.
389 00:20:19 I waited and I waited and finally...Must have been over an hour and a half.
390 00:20:23 He finishes his last interview.Must have been over an hour and a half.
391 00:20:24 He's likeMust have been over an hour and a half.
392 00:20:29 and he-- We make eye contact.Must have been over an hour and a half.
393 00:20:31 He sees me. And when he sees meMust have been over an hour and a half.
394 00:20:35 "Dave Chappelle."Must have been over an hour and a half.
395 00:20:37 -[laughter and cheering]-[scattered clapping]
396 00:20:39 And... And Obama did methe same way I did Prince Charles.
397 00:20:43 He dapped me up... [grunts]the same way I did Prince Charles.
398 00:20:45 And hethe same way I did Prince Charles.
399 00:20:48 I'll never forget thisthe same way I did Prince Charles.
400 00:20:51 "I got your message."the same way I did Prince Charles.
401 00:20:52 [audience laughs]the same way I did Prince Charles.
402 00:20:54 Thank you very muchthe same way I did Prince Charles.
403 00:20:56 Good night.the same way I did Prince Charles.
404 00:20:57 [cheers and applause]the same way I did Prince Charles.
405 00:21:08 [audience noise fades out]the same way I did Prince Charles.
406 00:21:11 [somber piano music playing]the same way I did Prince Charles.
407 00:22:39 [man] By the way... vanglorious. the same way I did Prince Charles.
408 00:22:43 This is protected by the red...the same way I did Prince Charles.
409 00:22:46 the black and the green.the same way I did Prince Charles.
410 00:22:49 At the Crossroadthe same way I did Prince Charles.
411 00:22:52 Sissy.the same way I did Prince Charles.