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1 00:00:27 [whispers] He's taking a shit.
2 00:00:28 -Right now.-Not gonna rap for a guy taking a shit.
3 00:00:32 -Rahmel, sir?-Shut the fuck up!
4 00:00:34 I understand this is a bit unorthodox,but my guy OH! here
5 00:00:37 is the hottest rapper in the streetswithout a record deal.
6 00:00:39 So, hold on to that seat, 'cause he'sabout to drop some shit for you.
7 00:00:44 Really?
8 00:00:46 [phone rings]
9 00:00:49 [OH! clears throat]
10 00:00:50 ♪Hello, it's young OH!How you doing? Hi♪
11 00:00:53 ♪I like all real shit in front of meAnd all bullshit aside♪
12 00:00:55 ♪I been sick with it my whole lifeAnd I ain't even die♪ ♪Nigga, I ain't sleep in three weeks
13 00:01:00 ♪Yo, wrote 100,000 rapsAnd never had to lie♪
14 00:01:02 ♪I watched Passion of the Christ twiceAnd I ain't even cry♪
15 00:01:05 ♪Okay, well, maybe that one time♪
16 00:01:07 ♪But everybody gets to beA little bitch sometimes♪
17 00:01:09 ♪I've been wasting dumb time♪
18 00:01:11 ♪But I take a breath and rememberI need a chill pill♪
19 00:01:13 ♪My trying to make itOCD is kicking in for real real♪
20 00:01:15 ♪It's like Armageddon in my headThe fear of missing out♪
21 00:01:18 ♪The way that I be getting, niggaI be stressing sitting down♪
22 00:01:20 ♪Yo, so I'll call Father Time, like"Uh, when is it my time?♪
23 00:01:23 ♪You think you can shedA tiny little ounce of limelight?♪
24 00:01:26 ♪I mean, what, do I fucking suck?Do I not rhyme tight?♪
25 00:01:29 ♪Do I need to sell myself with selfiesOn my timeline?♪
26 00:01:31 ♪While I'm worried about this♪
27 00:01:32 ♪I done missed about 20,000 callsFrom my moms♪
28 00:01:36 ♪So, I sent her a textLike, "Don't trip, Mama♪
29 00:01:38 ♪I'm gonna hit you back once I'm onI'm wrong"♪
30 00:01:42 [whispers] Happy?
31 00:01:44 [toilet flushes]
32 00:01:47 -That the flush of a record deal, Rahmel?-Ha!
33 00:01:50 Rahmel is in LA.
34 00:01:52 That's his intern, Bernard.
35 00:01:55 Yo, Bernie, pick that up!
36 00:01:58 You could have said something, Bernie.
37 00:02:00 Why would I do that?That was actually hot.
38 00:02:02 I fucks with OH!
39 00:02:04 After you wash, my G.
40 00:02:05 Bernard, please tell Rahmelto come see OH! this Thursday
41 00:02:08 at Charlamagne's Up Next MC Showcase.Sure to be lit as tits.
42 00:02:12 "Lit as tits."
43 00:02:14 A basement full of broke-assSoundCloud rappers and zero bitches
44 00:02:18 is gonna be "lit as tits"?
45 00:02:20 I mean, no offense, man, you're nice,but that sounds horrible.
46 00:02:22 Okay. No, that's one way of looking at it.
47 00:02:24 But another is, what could be more litthan showing your boss
48 00:02:27 you discovered the next 21 Savage
49 00:02:29 and then possibly gettinga producer credit on the album?
50 00:02:32 You gangsta? Mm-hmm.
51 00:02:34 You in that murder gang shit?Slaughter gang shit?
52 00:02:36 -Not really.-You hard?
53 00:02:37 You shoot somebody's mom before?
54 00:02:39 Dude, just shoot my mom.She's a total fucking bitch.
55 00:02:42 I'll tell you this. Why don't y'all changethat producer credit
56 00:02:45 to an executive producer credit
57 00:02:47 and I'll make sure Rahmelis front row center on Thursday.
58 00:02:49 Done.
59 00:02:51 -All right.-All right.
60 00:02:53 -I'll see y'all.-See ya.
61 00:02:54 Wait, who let y'all in here?
62 00:02:58 Shit...
63 00:03:00 -The higher-ups.-Security. The higher-ups.
64 00:03:03 Can I ask you a question?
65 00:03:04 Bro, I do not know if my sisteris dating anybody, okay?
66 00:03:07 She's post-feminist,
67 00:03:08 which I'm now realizing just meansshe fucks a lot.
68 00:03:12 Okay. Not really about your sister.
69 00:03:14 For once.
70 00:03:15 Do you think I actually have the talentto do this shit for real?
71 00:03:20 Seriously?
72 00:03:21 Okay, I'm not even gonna dignify thatwith a response.
73 00:03:23 What's missing then?
74 00:03:24 'Cause we've been going hardfor like three years,
75 00:03:27 shooting music videos,doing every MC battle...
76 00:03:30 ...open mic night, and fucking podcastwe can possibly find.
77 00:03:33 We've dropped not one, not two, not three,but four mixtapes.
78 00:03:36 Four. Nobody does that, not even Future.
79 00:03:39 -Fifth one's gonna be the one, my guy.-I have 7,402 Instagram followers.
80 00:03:43 I don't even have a fucking K.
81 00:03:45 You know how embarrassing that isas a rapper to not have a K?
82 00:03:48 My mom's meatloaf fan page has a K,and that shit's on private.
83 00:03:51 Owen, the genius thing we didwas never give up.
84 00:03:54 C'mon, who said that?
85 00:03:55 You really gotta chillwith the motivational memes, bro.
86 00:03:57 Jay-Z said that.
87 00:03:58 So, if you're not gonna listen to me,
88 00:04:00 listen to the guy that gets toput his D in B on the reg,
89 00:04:03 all because he never gave up.
90 00:04:05 Even when every record label passedon Hova God.
91 00:04:08 My pops mentioned enlisting againlast night.
92 00:04:11 [train horn wails]
93 00:04:12 I still go Kendrick, Cole, Rocky,
94 00:04:17 Chance, Pusha T.
95 00:04:21 How are you not on your owntop five list of lyricists?
96 00:04:24 Because I have ears.
97 00:04:25 My top five goes OH! number one always,okay?
98 00:04:28 Then you have Quavo, Lil Uzi,Lil Wayne, Lil Pump.
99 00:04:33 Okay, that's a lot of littles.
100 00:04:34 Kids don't know shitabout real hip hop, yo.
101 00:04:38 What about the god Rakim?
102 00:04:40 -Is he on Spotify?-Sir, how do you spell Rakim?
103 00:04:42 You kidding me? He's an icon.
104 00:04:45 ♪I came in the doorI said it before♪
105 00:04:48 ♪I never let the micMagnetize me no more♪
106 00:04:50 ♪But he's biting me, fighting meInviting me to rhyme♪
107 00:04:53 ♪I can't hold it back,I'm lookin' for the line♪
108 00:04:56 ♪Taking off my coat, clearing my throatThe rhymes will be kicking in♪
109 00:05:01 ♪Until I hit my last note♪
110 00:05:02 All right, so y'all not total fuck boysafter all.
111 00:05:05 No, sir. No, we're not.
112 00:05:07 Well, then,why is your man dressed like it?
113 00:05:09 My outfit is fire.
114 00:05:10 Your outfit is wow corny, son.Who you trying to be?
115 00:05:14 Myself.
116 00:05:16 With a hint of the Migos.
117 00:05:18 Is it too much, Migos?
118 00:05:20 -Way too much Migos.-Listen.
119 00:05:21 The culture is dyingand y'all are the future.
120 00:05:25 Do me a favor.
121 00:05:27 Don't fuck up the future.
122 00:05:29 Oh, we're gonna fuck up the future.
123 00:05:32 No, but like in a good way.
124 00:05:34 Like how Future fucks up some commas,you know?
125 00:05:36 Right?
126 00:05:48 Damn.
127 00:05:50 Dude, have I told you how fucking little
128 00:05:52 I'm gonna miss these bitchesfrom high school
129 00:05:54 when you and I are on that mainfestival stage just crushing the game?
130 00:05:57 -Six-thousand times.-Yeah.
131 00:06:05 We gotta think of some other shit.
132 00:06:06 -This is weird.-You don't like it?
133 00:06:08 We'll scrap it. I'm gonna home,gonna workshop some shit,
134 00:06:11 and then I'm gonnasend you some options, okay? -Think of something.
135 00:06:15 -All right, fam.-All right, man.
136 00:06:17 I love you!
137 00:06:18 Don't say that out loud.
138 00:06:36 Don't worry, Owen. You're fine.
139 00:06:39 Jeffrey, your friendwalked in on me again.
140 00:06:45 His name is Carlos, he's Dominican,and I like it 'cause--
141 00:06:47 Hey, Alicia.
142 00:06:49 Hi, Owen.
143 00:06:52 I'm sorry to interrupt,but I got a show next week in the city
144 00:06:57 and I wanted to see, like,if you weren't doing anything,
145 00:07:00 if you wanted to like, come by,if you're not busy.
146 00:07:04 Even though you're probably likehella busy.
147 00:07:07 Owen is a rapperand my little brother is his manager.
148 00:07:10 Oh, cute.
149 00:07:12 Yeah. So, it's this Thursday,
150 00:07:14 and, Dad, it's gonna bethe biggest show of our career.
151 00:07:17 Like, it's gonna be lit up in there.
152 00:07:19 A lot of cool people are gonna be there.Remember that guy, Ski Mask the Slump God?
153 00:07:22 Yeah? I played you his musicand you were like,
154 00:07:24 "Is this really the musicyou kids listen to nowadays?"
155 00:07:28 I mean, it would be super tightif you came to support us.
156 00:07:32 You're not gonna have time to playrap manager at Harvard next year
157 00:07:35 with your pre-law course load,plus your internship
158 00:07:38 at Slowski Scheinbaum SapersteinSelquwitz and Mascarpone.
159 00:07:44 Fuck my life.
160 00:07:49 What does this idiot want?
161 00:07:52 Hey, big guy!
162 00:07:54 Yeah, I was just thinking about you.
163 00:07:57 How was Napa?
164 00:08:09 You ready?Wanna run some lines or something?
165 00:08:12 No, I'm good. I got my lines already.
166 00:08:14 You look nervous. Now, remember howwe talked about confidence, right?
167 00:08:17 -Confidence.-Thanks.
168 00:08:18 Yo, this place is actually full.
169 00:08:22 You ready to kill tonight, my guy?
170 00:08:24 -Yeah.-Good.
171 00:08:25 Your sister out there?
172 00:08:27 Would you stop thinkingabout my sister for one second?
173 00:08:29 -She's never gonna fuck you. I'm sorry.-Hey!
174 00:08:31 I'm sorry, Sarge,
175 00:08:32 but tonight is not the timeto be focusing on trivial things
176 00:08:35 like my sister's punanjo.
177 00:08:36 Tonight's about fate, it's about destiny.
178 00:08:38 And, most importantly,it's about murdering that mic out there.
179 00:08:41 So, she's not here.
180 00:08:43 -No, she's not here.-But I'm here.
181 00:08:45 I'm gonna be on that front rowwaiting for you.
182 00:08:48 Thanks, Dad. Not really the same thing,but I appreciate it.
183 00:08:52 I know. I love you, boy.
184 00:08:55 -All right.-You have such a supportive father.
185 00:08:57 Have fun out there. And smile. Smile.
186 00:09:02 Hey, there you go.
187 00:09:03 Wow, what a guy.
188 00:09:05 -Yeah, he's cool.-Love him. He's great.
189 00:09:07 Yo, did you eat?Because you look a little green.
190 00:09:09 -I can see it in your face.-No, I'm good.
191 00:09:11 You ever had ikura?
192 00:09:13 They're like these little salty ballsof goodness
193 00:09:15 -just exploding with flavor.-Oh, my God.
194 00:09:17 -You gotta try it.-Back that shit up.
195 00:09:19 You don't even have to eat it. Just stickyour tongue out and lick a little ball.
196 00:09:22 Yo, pause. What is wrong with you?
197 00:09:24 -It's fine---Back the fuck up--
198 00:09:26 Am I interrupting something right now?
199 00:09:28 Shit.
200 00:09:29 -Yo!-Nah!
201 00:09:30 -What's up, Bernard?-Cool, man.
202 00:09:31 Cool. Did you bring Rahmel with you?
203 00:09:34 Nah, I got someone even better.Y'all know Wiz?
204 00:09:40 Yeah.
205 00:09:41 -That's Wiz Khalifa.-Yes.
206 00:09:43 Wow, huge fan. Tight.
207 00:09:47 -You smoke?-Like...
208 00:09:49 Like, not all the time. A little bit.
209 00:09:51 If your definition of a little somethingis all day every day.
210 00:09:55 -We love weed.-Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?
211 00:09:57 One pic of you chiefing a jointwith Wiz Khalifa
212 00:09:59 gets us 10,000 fans on Instagram, easy.
213 00:10:01 -Pass that L, Wiz.-Shut the fuck up.
214 00:10:03 -There you go.-Yeah.
215 00:10:06 Get in there.
216 00:10:08 Owen, put up a peace sign.Put up a peace sign now.
217 00:10:10 Now, blow a cloud. There you go. Nice.
218 00:10:13 -Awesome. Give me some.-Good luck out there, man.
219 00:10:18 Bernard told me you pretty nice,so do your thing.
220 00:10:20 -Thanks, man.-All right.
221 00:10:22 I know this will come as no surpriseto anyone,
222 00:10:24 but Wiz Khalifa hassome incredibly strong weed.
223 00:10:46 Thank you, everybody. Have a good night!
224 00:10:52 Hey, keep that energy goingfor Ski, y'all!
225 00:10:55 I don't know what he just said,but I felt it.
226 00:10:59 I don't know who wants to follow that,but I think I found somebody.
227 00:11:02 Make some noise for OH!, y'all!
228 00:11:06 OH!, where you at? Where you at, OH!?Where you at?
229 00:11:09 Okay.
230 00:11:13 -How you feeling tonight, man? You good?-Good. Yeah.
231 00:11:16 Don't make me look bad forputting you up on the stage, okay?
232 00:11:18 -Okay.-Okay? 'Cause you look whack.
233 00:11:20 You look like Klay Thompsonwith Down Syndrome.
234 00:11:22 -All right. Okay, for sure.-Don't embarrass me.
235 00:11:25 Thanks. ♪Hey♪
236 00:11:32 ♪Yo, hey♪
237 00:11:35 ♪Young OH! is the one they know so well♪
238 00:11:37 ♪Real recognize realYo name ring no bells♪ ♪I'm finna be on these rap niggas
239 00:11:41 ♪Niggas going copper,They makin' no sales♪
240 00:11:43 ♪I ain't having thatMusic's going platinum or platinum♪
241 00:11:45 ♪These niggas be thinking like Mike Jones♪
242 00:11:47 ♪Somebody like meBe thinking like Mike Jackson♪
243 00:11:49 ♪Yo, my homie JeffHas got me dressin' like a model♪
244 00:11:52 ♪Going full throttle, eating Chip O'LeesFuck that, Chipot-le♪
245 00:11:55 ♪Having itchesSending naked yitty pictures for a follow♪
246 00:11:59 ♪Outrageous, hit the stageThey lose their heads like Sleepy Hollow♪
247 00:12:02 ♪Beast Coast where it's atY-O to be exact♪
248 00:12:05 ♪I know only this much of me is black♪
249 00:12:07 ♪But I know the streets so wellI don't need a map♪
250 00:12:09 ♪I'm really real, I don't need to actNigga, I got a job, I don't need to trap♪
251 00:12:12 ♪Young OH!'s dope,that's something I know♪
252 00:12:14 ♪So the niggas at my showDon't need to clap♪
253 00:12:21 Yo, Wiz, this shit is strong, nigga.I'm fuckin' smacked.
254 00:12:26 Yo, what's--
255 00:12:30 Yo, I'm fucking sorry. I didn't--
256 00:12:41 -He's having a seizure!-Not my Yeezys, bro!
257 00:12:45 WorldStar!
258 00:12:55 ...best "can't un-see it" clipof all time.
259 00:12:57 He threw up on Wiz Khalifaat Charlamagne's Up Next music showcase.
260 00:13:01 I guess after smoking with Wiz,he couldn't handle it.
261 00:13:03 He tried to be cool, tried to be down...
262 00:13:05 Get him outta here. This kid's washed.
263 00:13:07 You can't rhyme and you can't smoke weed.
264 00:13:09 Motherfucker, don't smokeif you can't hold it, Seezjah Boy.
265 00:13:12 Everybody is calling him "Seezjah Boy."
266 00:13:14 You caught a fuckin' seizure,you corny motherfucker!
267 00:13:16 That name is completely offensive,but I have to admit,
268 00:13:18 the seizure dance they got from itis kinda funny.
269 00:13:21 Didn't know he was having a seizure.
270 00:13:22 I thought he wason the floor Harlem Shaking.
271 00:13:24 -Is it over for this guy?-Stick a fork in him. He done.
272 00:13:45 You ever heard of the sayingthat no press is bad press?
273 00:13:49 Also, when did you become Creed?
274 00:13:51 I'm joining the Marines.
275 00:13:54 You're a funny guy.You know that? You're funny.
276 00:13:56 I'm dead-ass, bro.
277 00:13:57 Dude, no. Don't say dead-asswhen you're not actually dead-ass.
278 00:14:01 That's not cool, man.It's toying with my emotions.
279 00:14:04 I'm dead-ass, bro.
280 00:14:07 Owen, why would you ever do that?
281 00:14:08 Because my dad served in the Marines
282 00:14:10 and his life turned out pretty sickcompared to my current life.
283 00:14:14 He owns a fake Chipotlecalled Chip O'Lees.
284 00:14:17 My guy, he is one cease and desist letteraway from going bust.
285 00:14:20 Woah! Don't be a dick, okay?
286 00:14:22 That was his dream and heworked his ass off to make it happen.
287 00:14:26 Okay.
288 00:14:27 Sorry, but what about your dream?
289 00:14:30 Huh?
290 00:14:32 Come on, making music, touring the world,connecting with your fans,
291 00:14:37 and a little thing calledsex with groupies.
292 00:14:40 I am an Internet laughingstock.
293 00:14:42 -Groupies... out the window.-[whoosh]
294 00:14:45 -World tours... out the fucking window.-[whoosh]
295 00:14:51 I mean, come on, man,we don't even need a record label, okay?
296 00:14:54 -We can do this shit independent.-We've been doing it independent.
297 00:14:58 That's what we're doing right now.
298 00:14:59 That's what this is. Independent as hell.
299 00:15:02 My dad called in a favor.
300 00:15:04 I'm driving to Parris Island on Friday.
301 00:15:07 Remember what I told you in ninth grade
302 00:15:09 after you lost to Young-Suk Kimin the talent show?
303 00:15:11 I want to thank Ms. Farrow,Mr. Skoggins, my--
304 00:15:15 I'm really happy for you.I'm gonna let you finish.
305 00:15:17 But Owen had one of the besttalent show performances of all time.
306 00:15:21 Of all time.
307 00:15:23 I made you a promise that if you let mebe your manager, I would go HAM for you.
308 00:15:27 And I'm going to keep that promise.
309 00:15:29 I may look like a Jewy fuck boion the surface,
310 00:15:32 but underneath these $900 Balmain jeans,
311 00:15:34 which I only bought because A$AP Rockywears them,
312 00:15:37 which are uncomfortable as fuck,by the way,
313 00:15:39 underneath all that shit,I'm a fucking animal.
314 00:15:44 [barks]
315 00:15:45 Yo, bro.
316 00:15:47 Yeah, bro.
317 00:15:49 I get you a record deal by this Friday,
318 00:15:53 and you don't join the Marines.
319 00:15:55 -Okay, bro.-Yeah?
320 00:15:57 -Whatever.-Wait, really?
321 00:15:58 -Yeah, knock yourself out.-Yes! Thank you.
322 00:16:00 Yes, agreement. Yes, dude.
323 00:16:03 -Okay.-Yes!
324 00:16:04 There's gonna motivational memesabout this shit.
325 00:16:09 Coming through! Watch out!
326 00:16:31 I told her don't worryabout where I live right now.
327 00:16:33 I'm in between places, all right?
328 00:16:35 You know, my mom's place--
329 00:16:37 Oh, shit, I gotta get back to work.
330 00:16:41 I see you avoiding me, Bernard.
331 00:16:44 You're talking on a calculator.
332 00:16:45 Yo, the Gucci vocals come in?
333 00:16:49 -Hi.-Hello.
334 00:16:51 -Can I help you?-Yes!
335 00:16:52 I'm OH!'s manager. Here to see Rahmel.
336 00:16:54 Who?
337 00:16:56 Seezjah Boy's manager.
338 00:16:58 Oh, that's too bad.I really loved his mixtape.
339 00:17:03 He would have been great at Atlantic.
340 00:17:05 He's not dead.He can still be great at Atlantic.
341 00:17:09 Are you kidding me?He's deader than dubstep.
342 00:17:14 That's funny.
343 00:17:15 Let me tell you something else.Opinions are like assholes.
344 00:17:17 Everyone's got one,but no one thinks theirs stinks.
345 00:17:20 Who doesn't think their asshole stinks?That's dumb.
346 00:17:23 Look, can I see Rahmel, please?
347 00:17:25 He's working from home today.But good luck to you.
348 00:17:31 Hey, Bernard,how are those Gucci vocals looking?
349 00:17:33 You sent them? Cool.I'm checking right now.
350 00:17:35 Tight. Those are fakes Yeezys.
351 00:17:40 No such thing as bad press, right?
352 00:17:44 Have you never had a stomach bug?'Cause they can be devastating.
353 00:17:47 Why can't this be his Eminem"mom's spaghetti" moment?
354 00:17:51 Sorry.
355 00:17:52 Can't touch him.
356 00:17:55 He's tainted goods. Sorry, kid.
357 00:17:58 Dude, you want me to sign Seezjah Boy?
358 00:18:01 Is it "seezjah" or "seizure"?
359 00:18:03 And by the way,you know that's politically incorrect.
360 00:18:06 And really fucking offensive.
361 00:18:13 Chicken. Rice.
362 00:18:18 More rice.
363 00:18:20 More rice.
364 00:18:21 Six, six, six.
365 00:18:29 Fuckin' know you, dude.
366 00:18:31 I knew it.
367 00:18:34 You're Seezjah Boy.
368 00:18:35 -Nah.-No?
369 00:18:36 Nah, not at all. No.
370 00:18:38 Fuck am I doing?
371 00:18:39 Oh, you're fucking Seezjah Boy.We're going live with this shit.
372 00:18:43 Yo, what the fuck is up, Internet?
373 00:18:45 It's your boy, YungDouglas.
374 00:18:47 Who am I with?Fucking Seezjah Boy, live and direct.
375 00:18:51 Round two. He's about to pukeall over my fucking neck.
376 00:18:54 Do it. C'mon, let's go.
377 00:18:55 Everybody, a little encouragement.
378 00:18:57 Barf!
379 00:18:59 Dude, I'm trying to get laid.Fuckin' puke on me.
380 00:19:02 Fucking throw chicken at me.Throw a burrito at me.
381 00:19:09 Mohammad, it's so hot out.
382 00:19:12 I need a cold iced coffee.
383 00:19:15 -You're not Mohammad.-No, I am not.
384 00:19:17 But, between us,I make a much better iced coffee.
385 00:19:20 -What do you want?-A sit-down with Rahmel.
386 00:19:22 -Not gonna happen.-You said for yourself
387 00:19:24 you loved OH!'s mixtape,and I am telling you he's a star.
388 00:19:28 Now trust your gut.
389 00:19:29 Forget about the Internetfor one goddamn second
390 00:19:31 and focus on the music.
391 00:19:33 I like your passion, but I need my coffee.
392 00:19:35 I like your face, eyes, hair, and smile.
393 00:19:39 All right, maybe I canget you in with Rahmel next week.
394 00:19:42 That's amazing. One thing.
395 00:19:44 OH!'s joining the Marines tomorrow,
396 00:19:46 so I'm begging you to figure out somethingfor today.
397 00:19:48 -You're being very pushy.-Some people find it charming.
398 00:19:51 I'm not one of them.
399 00:19:52 Come by the Gramercy tonight.
400 00:19:55 I could probably get you inat the secret French show.
401 00:19:59 "French" as in "Montana"?
402 00:20:02 The one and only.
403 00:20:03 Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
404 00:20:06 Look, I promise...we are not gonna let you down.
405 00:20:12 Hey.
406 00:20:14 Hey.
407 00:20:19 You're not gonna needa whole lot of wardrobe options, son.
408 00:20:21 It's a lot of camo.
409 00:20:22 I know.
410 00:20:36 ♪Hey, look here, homie♪
411 00:20:38 ♪They call me Sarge'Cause I'm always in charge♪
412 00:20:41 ♪Living large♪
413 00:20:42 [Sarge laughs]
414 00:20:45 Come on, now. Don't fight the feeling.
415 00:20:48 You got that steel from me.Don't fight it.
416 00:20:52 Hey, I don't know if I ever told you this,
417 00:20:54 but when I was your age,I had dreams of being an actor.
418 00:21:00 -You did?-Yeah.
419 00:21:02 Yeah, I took classes.I did some plays and I had a fly headshot.
420 00:21:08 I was gonna be the next Rico Tubbs.
421 00:21:13 You know, the brother on Miami Vice.
422 00:21:16 Have you never seen an episodeof Miami Vice?
423 00:21:19 You mean like with Jamie Foxx?
424 00:21:21 -You were trying to be like Jamie Foxx?-Okay, I'm old.
425 00:21:24 The point is...
426 00:21:26 I get it, son.
427 00:21:28 Being a Marine might not be as coolas being Kendrick Lamar, but...
428 00:21:33 sometimes we have to accept our fate.
429 00:21:35 Everybody doesn't get everything.
430 00:21:37 But what if I'm accepting my fate, like,way too soon?
431 00:21:40 Boy, you threw up on Wiz Khalifaand it went viral.
432 00:21:43 Come on, son, you gotta face the facts.
433 00:21:45 Nobody really makes it as a rapper.
434 00:21:48 At some point, we all have to grow up.
435 00:22:09 Alicia.
436 00:22:11 Hey. Somebody still like Arnie Palmies?
437 00:22:17 Look, Alicia, please.
438 00:22:19 I am on my knees. Look at me.
439 00:22:22 Bet you say that to all the boys.
440 00:22:23 It's French Montana.You loved him when he dated Khloe.
441 00:22:27 -True.-All you gotta do is be nice to Owen
442 00:22:29 and not mentionthat you have a new boyfriend.
443 00:22:32 -Very important. Don't do that.-Not possible. Said new boyfriend
444 00:22:36 and I have to be there.
445 00:22:37 Alicia, Owen needs your help.
446 00:22:39 I mean, he's joining the Marines tomorrow.Come on.
447 00:22:41 Have some sympathy for our troops.
448 00:22:43 Look, I feel really bad for Owen, I do.
449 00:22:47 But I just... I can't tonight.
450 00:22:51 You know what? I'll pay you.
451 00:22:53 No!
452 00:22:55 -How much?-20,000 United States dollars.
453 00:23:00 -What?-Mm-hmm.
454 00:23:01 -You don't have that kind of money.-Oh, I swear to God I do.
455 00:23:04 Yes, I do.
456 00:23:05 But you have to swear on Dad's lifethat you're in. Okay?
457 00:23:10 All I have to do is go to a secretFrench Montana show
458 00:23:13 and you will pay me 20,000United States dollars?
459 00:23:16 -Not that "doll hair" shit you pulled?-Dollars. Okay?
460 00:23:19 Think about it.
461 00:23:21 Fine.
462 00:23:22 -I'm in.-Okay. Done deal. Good.
463 00:23:25 20,000 United States dollars in low-riskgovernment-backed agricultural bonds.
464 00:23:30 They'll mature in 2050.That's my graduation gift from Uncle Alan,
465 00:23:33 -it's yours now. So mazel tov!-What? Fuck that, Jeffrey.
466 00:23:39 Hey, what's good, Lucy?
467 00:23:41 Keeping that burrito nice and tightlike I like it?
468 00:23:43 Don't make me smack you upside your headwith a chimichanga,
469 00:23:46 -Cause you know I'll do it.-Caliente.
470 00:23:51 There he is, the guy who could bethe next greatest rapper alive
471 00:23:54 and threw it all away to fight for ourfreedom like the all-American hero he is.
472 00:23:58 Wanna turn that shit down?You can't play music in here.
473 00:24:01 Okay. All good.
474 00:24:02 'Cause we're going to see the man live,tonight.
475 00:24:04 -Wait, what?-It's my send-off to you,
476 00:24:07 front row seats at a top secretFrench Montana show.
477 00:24:09 Seriously?
478 00:24:10 Would I joke about Frenchie?
479 00:24:12 [honks]
480 00:24:14 Come on, outside.
481 00:24:16 Oh, shit, your dad let you take the Rolls?
482 00:24:18 Well, not exactly,but it's your last night of freedom.
483 00:24:21 We gotta go big, baby.
484 00:24:24 Man, I really want to,
485 00:24:26 but my moms is making likea send-off dinner or something. Meatloaf.
486 00:24:31 -You're invited if you want.-I'm talking about front row seats
487 00:24:34 to a French Montana show.You're talking about meatloaf?
488 00:24:50 Can I get a key to the restroom,por favor?
489 00:24:54 Hmm?
490 00:24:56 I gotta pee. Need the key.
491 00:24:58 Oh, yes.
492 00:25:01 Duh, my bad.
493 00:25:03 You asked for the key, so...
494 00:25:06 You're coming with usto see French Montana, I hope.
495 00:25:12 Is your sister coming?
496 00:25:13 Dude, is your pop's restauranta total Chipotle knock-off?
497 00:25:16 Is she even single though?
498 00:25:18 Single and ready to mingle.
499 00:25:22 So, Alicia... how was your summer?
500 00:25:27 Fine.
501 00:25:30 You go on any, like, sick trips?
502 00:25:34 Not really.
503 00:25:37 Sick.
504 00:25:41 You watch any movies this summer?
505 00:25:42 I'm not really into Hollywood movies.
506 00:25:45 I'm more into like French New Wave, so.
507 00:25:48 Word. Yo, I fucks with French New Wave.
508 00:25:50 Oh, you fuck with it?
509 00:25:52 I mean, obviously, Breathless is my shit.
510 00:25:56 Okay. All right.
511 00:25:59 Good on you.
512 00:26:02 I'm sorry about the Seezjah Boy thing.
513 00:26:05 -It's cool.-Yeah?
514 00:26:06 -You know, it's gonna blow over.-Now the Marines?
515 00:26:08 Yep. You know, you gotta keep it moving.
516 00:26:11 Everybody doesn't get everything, right?
517 00:26:13 I mean, that's just life, right?
518 00:26:15 I hope not.
519 00:26:18 Yeah.
520 00:26:21 Hey, driver?Could you please turn up the air?
521 00:26:23 It's really hot in here.Thank you so much.
522 00:26:25 One of you needs to come up here, okay?This is some bullshit.
523 00:26:28 -Sir!-Bullshit!
524 00:26:34 [horns honking]
525 00:26:38 Where the hell is this guy?
526 00:26:40 -Should I honk again?-No.
527 00:26:50 Hello!
528 00:26:51 Hello, anybody here?
529 00:27:01 Yo! Hey, there.
530 00:27:03 Are you the gentleman parking my car?
531 00:27:05 Because I'm sort of particularabout the whole thing.
532 00:27:08 Just leave the keys over on the desk.I'll get to it in a few, man.
533 00:27:13 -Wait, dude, are you watching porn?-No, it's an educational video.
534 00:27:16 That doctor is titty-fucking two nursesat the same time.
535 00:27:18 -Yeah, I'm pre-med, man.-Wow.
536 00:27:20 Okay, I can't even believe thatI have to say this right now,
537 00:27:23 but please don't jerk off in my car,all right?
538 00:27:26 -Which one was yours?-The white one.
539 00:27:28 Big Phantom, right there.
540 00:27:29 I got you.
541 00:27:30 -Semen-free zone.-You're good, man. I'll take care of you.
542 00:27:37 -Help you?-Gonna drop me a beat?
543 00:27:39 -No.-Yeah.
544 00:27:40 ♪Okay, last name LevineFirst name Jeffrey♪
545 00:27:43 ♪Like a sprained ankle, boyYou'd better check me♪
546 00:27:47 Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levinefor me, please?
547 00:27:51 -Yeah, I don't have you.-What?
548 00:27:53 No, that can't be.You checked Rahmel's list?
549 00:27:55 -I did.-Can you check under OH!, please?
550 00:27:57 It's spelled capital O, capital H,exclamation point.
551 00:28:00 -There's no "OH!"-What about...
552 00:28:04 Seezjah Boy?
553 00:28:07 Oh, my God, that is you.
554 00:28:10 Oh, my God, are you okay?
555 00:28:12 Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.
556 00:28:14 I don't have you here either,so I can't let you guys in.
557 00:28:17 Oh, fuck a duck!
558 00:28:20 -Sorry.-Wait!
559 00:28:21 If I could just really quicklyjust get like a... for my son?
560 00:28:25 You know what I mean? Just my...
561 00:28:27 But you gotta do the thing!
562 00:28:29 Just do the thing, you know.
563 00:28:31 Do the thing.
564 00:28:33 That's good! That's really good.
565 00:28:35 Okay. Thanks.
566 00:28:38 Bye, baby.
567 00:28:39 Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail.Do I need to send you a fucking raven?
568 00:28:42 You're making me look awfulin front of my client.
569 00:28:45 Jeff's head is about to pop off.
570 00:28:47 His heart is in the right place,but he needs to stop spazzing out.
571 00:28:50 He's turning into our Dad.
572 00:28:51 That's like his biggest fear in life.
573 00:28:54 Mine is drowning, but turninginto my mother is a close second.
574 00:28:57 -[car horn honks]-I kinda like your mom.
575 00:29:00 Is everything cool or...?
576 00:29:03 I am so sorry. I have to go.
577 00:29:06 But good luck in the Marines.You're gonna be great.
578 00:29:13 Where you going?
579 00:29:14 I gotta meet up with some friends.
580 00:29:16 Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue.
581 00:29:19 If you want. It's in Bushwick.
582 00:29:23 Fuck!
583 00:29:24 Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark,
584 00:29:27 but I was able to track downBernard the intern.
585 00:29:29 Alicia fucking left.
586 00:29:31 Man, fuck that noise. Look...
587 00:29:33 we got more important thingsto worry about tonight, okay?
588 00:29:35 I didn't wanna tell you,because I didn't wanna freak you out
589 00:29:37 and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise,but...
590 00:29:39 Rahmel is backstageand he is ready to sign you.
591 00:29:41 -Shut up.-Dude, read the email for yourself.
592 00:29:47 This is just directionsto fucking Will Call.
593 00:29:50 It literally says, "Might be able to getOH! a minute or two with Rahmel,
594 00:29:55 but no promises." Smiley face?
595 00:29:57 That smiley face right there is key.
596 00:30:00 Owen, it's a foot in the door.
597 00:30:02 Then all you have to dois spit a fire verse for Rahmel,
598 00:30:05 not projectile vomit on anyone,and boom, we got ourselves a record deal.
599 00:30:08 So, you just lied and Rahmelis not here to sign us.
600 00:30:11 Rahmel is here.
601 00:30:12 And he could sign us if you just nut upand stick to my plan.
602 00:30:16 I love your hustle.
603 00:30:17 -You're one of my best friends, right?-"One of"?
604 00:30:20 But understand something. It's over.
605 00:30:23 It's over.
606 00:30:26 Bro, where you going?
607 00:30:28 To Brooklyn to find Alicia.
608 00:30:30 Alicia has a new boyfriend.
609 00:30:32 Lie number two tonight.
610 00:30:34 I'm sorry! Okay?
611 00:30:36 But I just don't wanna see youwaste your last night.
612 00:30:39 I would rather waste my last nighttrying to get with your sister
613 00:30:42 than rapping for some exec who's nevergonna give Seezjah Boy a fucking deal.
614 00:31:15 Owen!
615 00:31:16 -You actually came.-I did.
616 00:31:20 Well, here you go, babe. Small-batch whiskey,
617 00:31:23 artisanal bitters,and I muddled the ginger just for you.
618 00:31:30 -Okay?-Yeah.
619 00:31:31 Owen, this is Brooklyn.
620 00:31:33 Yeah. No, I know where we're at.[laughs]
621 00:31:36 No, my name is Brooklyn.
622 00:31:39 Oh, like you're named afterlike David Beckham's son?
623 00:31:44 No, I'm much older than that.Who is this guy?
624 00:31:47 This is my little brother's best friend
625 00:31:49 and he's actually shipping offto the Marines tomorrow.
626 00:31:52 Sick! I am so jealous.
627 00:31:55 My entire festival wardrobeis military inspired.
628 00:31:58 Babe, what is my favorite textile?
629 00:32:01 -I do not know.-It's camo.
630 00:32:03 Sick.
631 00:32:09 Here you go,three VIP all-access badges for you.
632 00:32:13 Bro, thank you so much.I owe you big time for this.
633 00:32:16 Anything you need, I got you.
634 00:32:18 Yo. No problem, man.That Seezjah Boy shit ain't right.
635 00:32:20 Anything I can do to help OH! bounce back,you know I got you.
636 00:32:23 Awesome. My guy.
637 00:32:24 Yo. I should probably get off though,I gotta go get him.
638 00:32:27 Actually, can I ask you something?
639 00:32:30 Anything. Shoot.
640 00:32:31 Let me rock your watch.
641 00:32:33 What? No, really?
642 00:32:35 You like this watch?It ain't even that dope.
643 00:32:37 "What? Really? You like this--?"Nigga, it's a gold Rolex.
644 00:32:41 Everyone likes that watch, okay?
645 00:32:42 I'm trying to go flex on these groupiesin here, man. Please.
646 00:32:45 Help a guy out. I'm a unpaid internand that's a French Montana concert.
647 00:32:48 All right. I was thinking more likea reference for your next job,
648 00:32:51 but here you go. Here's a Rolex.
649 00:32:57 Shit, you know what time it is?
650 00:32:59 Time for me to get my dick sucked.
651 00:33:01 Tight.
652 00:33:02 Hey, did you leave food in hereor something?
653 00:33:05 What? No. These seats are mad sticky, bro.
654 00:33:11 Anyway, I'll see you in there, bro.
655 00:33:13 -See ya.-Rahmel's about to pull up right now, man.
656 00:33:16 Just sat in semen.
657 00:33:18 The nectar of the gods.
658 00:33:20 Fruit-forward, full-bodied,with a very strong tone.
659 00:33:24 Probably from the South of France,I was thinking Northern Califor--
660 00:33:27 God damn it!
661 00:33:29 Oh, my bad, bro. Are you okay?
662 00:33:31 No, I'm not okay.
663 00:33:32 This outfit is Saint Laurent, bro.
664 00:33:36 -It'll come out.-No, it won't.
665 00:33:38 God.
666 00:33:39 I haven't even had a chanceto post my OOTD to my IG yet.
667 00:33:43 We all know this is a hundred-liker.
668 00:33:46 Fuck!
669 00:33:49 So, that's your type, like, metrosexualpressed-juice type of niggas?
670 00:33:54 Oh, no, he's just really into fashion.
671 00:33:57 I don't know if he's metrosexual.
672 00:33:59 At least he doesn't wear those ridiculousbillowing scarves.
673 00:34:02 Right. Right, yeah.
674 00:34:08 Should we get outta here?
675 00:34:10 What?
676 00:34:11 Do you wanna go?
677 00:34:13 -With you?-Yes.
678 00:34:16 What could be more French New Wave
679 00:34:18 than making a frantic exitwith a mysterious younger man?
680 00:34:22 But you're not mysterious.I've known you half your life.
681 00:34:25 Yes, as your little brother'slittle friend.
682 00:34:28 Okay, I get it.
683 00:34:29 But there's a whole lot about meyou don't know,
684 00:34:32 a whole mysterious sidejust waiting for you.
685 00:34:35 Drunk Owen is romantic.
686 00:34:37 Imagine us, okay, sharing an ice cold40-ounce of premium malt liquor,
687 00:34:43 talking about life as we watch the sunrisefrom a Williamsburg rooftop?
688 00:34:48 Right? Come on.
689 00:34:53 Can we get salt and vinegar chipsto go with the 40s?
690 00:34:55 Yes. Fuck, yes. Yes, we can.
691 00:34:58 And if you have a valid ID,the chips and the 40s is on me.
692 00:35:01 Baller alert.
693 00:35:03 Say goodbye to Brooklyn and let's go.
694 00:35:08 You're sweet.
695 00:35:10 -Okay, just don't say "but" after that.-Okay.
696 00:35:14 -I won't say "but."-All right.
697 00:35:16 However, I should go check on him.
698 00:35:20 -You smell like burritos.-Yeah, sorry about that.
699 00:35:23 Don't be. If I could only have one foodfor the rest of my life,
700 00:35:26 it would be Chip O'Lee'sbean and cheese burritos.
701 00:35:28 And you're telling me this isn't destiny?
702 00:35:30 And by the way,as the heir to the Chip O'Lee's empire,
703 00:35:33 fucking with me guarantees youfree guacamole for like life.
704 00:35:37 -Hmm..-Wow.
705 00:35:38 Are you really still using that pathetic"unlimited guacamole" pick-up line?
706 00:35:43 -'Cause I got something way doper.-Oh, shit. You actually got 'em.
707 00:35:47 Claro que si I got them.
708 00:35:49 I keep it 100. Okay?
709 00:35:50 The kid always comes throughin the clutch.
710 00:35:52 The kid rarely comes throughin the clutch.
711 00:35:54 She's got a point. The kid basicallynever comes through in the clutch.
712 00:35:57 Okay. Well, here I am,coming through in the clutch right now.
713 00:36:00 Now, are we outtie or do you wannapartake in the vegan orgy,
714 00:36:02 -which is about to happen?-Babe?
715 00:36:07 Got the jeans and the shirtsoaking in Woolite,
716 00:36:09 but can you please help me getthe red wine out of my vintage trainers?
717 00:36:13 I'm literally freaking out.
718 00:36:14 Fuck.
719 00:36:27 So, just to be clear,I'm not spitting for anybody,
720 00:36:29 I'm strictly here to listen to musicand try and fuck your sister.
721 00:36:32 -I know. That came out wrong.-Okay, I will let that comment slide
722 00:36:35 if you promise to at least talk to Rahmelbackstage. Come on!
723 00:36:37 Hey! Is that Seezjah Boy?
724 00:36:42 What did you say?
725 00:36:43 I said, is that Seezjah Boy?
726 00:36:45 Okay. That name's not nice.
727 00:36:48 It's actually very offensive.You should apologize to my friend.
728 00:36:51 Come on, don't be a bitch.It's hilarious.
729 00:36:53 You wanna see something hilarious?
730 00:36:56 You're being an assholeand wearing wrinkle-free khakis.
731 00:36:59 You can't be an assholeand wear wrinkle-free khakis.
732 00:37:02 Roasted. Savage.Yo, maybe you should join the Marines.
733 00:37:09 -Let's kill this show. C'mon.-Shit, I think this is the last song.
734 00:37:12 Guys, trust me.View will be way better backstage.
735 00:37:15 -You ready?-No, it won't!
736 00:37:16 You can't see anything backstage.Everybody knows that!
737 00:37:18 What does your basic ass knowabout being backstage, Alicia?
738 00:37:22 I know that if I'm backstage, I can't seewhat's happening on stage, you dummy.
739 00:37:27 Oh, shit. That's actually incrediblyvalid. Fuck.
740 00:37:30 Fuck!
741 00:37:33 Fuck!
742 00:37:36 Excuse me! My bad. I'm sorry.
743 00:37:38 -All the way in the front!-Okay.
744 00:37:52 You got five minutes,then we're going backstage. Cool?
745 00:37:54 -Cool.-Good.
746 00:37:58 Yo! What's up, girl?
747 00:38:00 You ever fucks with white boys?
748 00:38:03 Nobody fucks with white boys.
749 00:38:05 Y'all are culturally washed.But you had a good run. We enjoyed that.
750 00:38:08 Y'all having a good time tonight?
751 00:38:11 [crowd cheers]
752 00:38:13 New York City, a lot of sexy ladiesin the building at one time.
753 00:38:18 Gonna need to borrow one of ya'll tonight.Is that cool?
754 00:38:23 Hold on. I see somebody I like.
755 00:38:27 Right there.
756 00:38:30 Come up here, baby.
757 00:38:32 Come up here and let's havean unforgettable night.
758 00:38:34 I need you to help me singthis last song tonight.
759 00:38:36 I'll be right back!
760 00:38:40 -Holy shit.-Get up here.
761 00:38:41 Can I get her a hand?
762 00:38:45 What's up, baby?
763 00:38:47 ♪It's not good enough for meSince I been with you♪
764 00:38:55 ♪Hey! You are♪
765 00:38:57 ♪Unforgettable♪
766 00:38:59 ♪I need to get you alone♪
767 00:39:05 ♪Why not?♪
768 00:39:06 ♪Feelin' like I'm fresh out, Boosie♪
769 00:39:08 ♪If they want the drama, got the Uzi♪
770 00:39:10 ♪Ship the whole crew to the cruise ship♪
771 00:39:13 ♪Doin' things you don'teven see in movies♪
772 00:39:15 ♪Ride with meRide with me, boss♪
773 00:39:18 -♪I got a hard head but-Her ass soft!♪
774 00:39:20 ♪She want the last name with the ringon it♪
775 00:39:22 ♪'Cause I pulled out a million cashTold her plank on it♪ -♪Yeah, you are
776 00:39:29 ♪I need to get you alone♪
777 00:39:33 Yo, is that your girlfriend?
778 00:39:36 No.
779 00:39:38 Thank God,'cause he gonna be fucking her tonight.
780 00:39:42 Nah. I think this is an act.
781 00:39:44 -I think it's just an act.-Man, this is the mating dance.
782 00:39:47 Your girl's definitelygetting pregnant tonight.
783 00:39:50 -Thanks!-I got you!
784 00:39:55 ♪I want your mind and your body♪
785 00:39:57 ♪Don't mind nobody♪
786 00:39:58 ♪Don't never hurt nobody♪
787 00:40:01 ♪Work your body♪
788 00:40:02 ♪Yeah, you are♪
789 00:40:04 ♪Unforgettable♪
790 00:40:05 New York City, I love you! Montana! Hey!
791 00:40:14 Is this a fucking joke?
792 00:40:21 -Come on, let's go.-So, now you wanna go backstage.
793 00:40:24 Yeah.
794 00:40:25 Excuse me. Pardon me, please.
795 00:40:27 -Shit. Where is she?-Bro, I'm gonna level here.
796 00:40:29 Probably giving French's penis a deeptissue massage in the back of a Maybach.
797 00:40:33 That's how I know you're a fucking virgin,because that... that just sounds painful.
798 00:40:39 Good God.
799 00:40:42 How insane was that?
800 00:40:45 I just got objectified by a rapperand I loved it.
801 00:40:47 Hello, moodles. How we doing this evening?
802 00:40:50 Great. Allow me to introduce you tothe soon-to-be world famous rapper OH!
803 00:40:54 We're here tonight to signa major record deal.
804 00:40:57 Honey, if you play your cards right,maybe you'll be in our next music video
805 00:41:00 in the role ofbikini-clad thot number one.
806 00:41:03 You like getting showered in Moët?
807 00:41:05 You haven't changed a bit.
808 00:41:09 Do I know you or something?
809 00:41:11 It's Amanda Paulsonfrom Camp Shalom, Israel.
810 00:41:15 Oh, my God.
811 00:41:16 She just did a photo shootwith French for Vogue.
812 00:41:19 Amanda Paulson aka "Pizza Face" Paulson?
813 00:41:23 Wait, Pizza Face, is that you?
814 00:41:25 Wow.
815 00:41:27 I'm sorry for making everyone at that campcall you that insidious nickname.
816 00:41:31 I apologize. It's my bad.
817 00:41:33 Keep it. I've moved on.
818 00:41:38 -I think I'm gonna go find Rahmel.-Yeah.
819 00:41:40 Get in there.
820 00:41:45 So, okay, everybody's leaving.
821 00:41:47 -Babe, are you coming?-Yes.
822 00:41:49 Where you guys going?
823 00:41:50 We're just going toto the after party at the Dream Hotel.
824 00:41:53 Do you wanna come?
825 00:42:03 Oh, shit.
826 00:42:05 Actually, it's probably betterif I sit on your lap, Owen.
827 00:42:08 All right.
828 00:42:12 Okay.
829 00:42:16 What is that on your lap?
830 00:42:18 It's me.
831 00:42:20 [cheering]
832 00:42:22 Let's go!
833 00:42:23 Wait, stop the car, please.
834 00:42:25 I can't leave Jeff.
835 00:42:27 -Seriously? Everyone else does.-I know.
836 00:42:31 Are you serious? Look at that.
837 00:42:34 Really?
838 00:42:37 We'll meet you there.
839 00:42:40 You better.
840 00:42:42 Jessica. Oh, my God, hi.It is so good to hear your voice.
841 00:42:45 I am so sorry about the delay,
842 00:42:47 but my phone is literally on three percentand it's about to die.
843 00:42:49 I am here backstage,but I cannot see Rahmel anywhere.
844 00:42:52 He's not here. Do you have any idea?
845 00:42:53 Probably because Rahmel's gone.He went to the after party.
846 00:42:57 Fuck!
847 00:43:00 So, sorry about that.
848 00:43:02 Like I said, my phone is about to dieand where is said after party?
849 00:43:06 We can go. Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
850 00:43:08 Nobody's ever flaked on me before whenI was getting them in front of Rahmel.
851 00:43:11 Jessica, for the love of God!I am begging you!
852 00:43:14 Just tell me where the after party is,okay?
853 00:43:17 Jessica? Hello?
854 00:43:21 Fuck!
855 00:43:27 Can somebody please tell me wherethe motherfucking after party is?
856 00:43:32 At the Dream Hotel. Why?
857 00:43:35 Okay, I'm gonna disregard thatthe only reason you know that
858 00:43:38 is because you're trying to bang my sisterand just say... let's go.
859 00:43:41 What you mean "trying to"?Nigga, you know I'm gonna bang that.
860 00:43:58 Room for two more?
861 00:44:01 So... how you guys doing?
862 00:44:06 Where you from?
863 00:44:08 The Ukraine?
864 00:44:13 Poland?
865 00:44:15 Finland?
866 00:44:18 -Caucasia?-Estonia?
867 00:44:21 -The North Pole.-Latvia.
868 00:44:23 The Republic of Tall White People?
869 00:44:27 Jersey.
870 00:44:28 -Oh, really?-Jersey?
871 00:44:31 All right, come on.Out of the way, uglies.
872 00:44:33 We got supermodels coming through.
873 00:44:35 All right, there we go.Good stuff. Get out the way.
874 00:44:38 Nice, ladies. Nice.
875 00:44:41 Beautiful.
876 00:44:43 Where the hell y'all going?
877 00:44:45 What do you mean?
878 00:44:46 -I mean, clearly, we're with them.-You're not with them.
879 00:44:49 Fine.
880 00:44:51 Yours truly Jeff Levinehere with my artist OH!, the lyrical god.
881 00:44:56 Nah, don't see it.
882 00:44:57 What do you mean "Nah, don't see it"?
883 00:45:00 We're personal friends of Rahmel Lloyd.Check his list.
884 00:45:03 I don't know no Rahmel Lalloyand he ain't got no list.
885 00:45:07 His name is Rahmel Lloyd,and he certainly does have a list.
886 00:45:11 Come on, don't be an--
887 00:45:12 Don't get your ass slapped, Peter Pan.
888 00:45:14 I'm sorry about my friend, okay?
889 00:45:16 It's just there's a girl in thereI've been trying talk to my whole life,
890 00:45:20 and tonight, for the first time, it feelslike I might actually have a shot.
891 00:45:25 Now, can you just likehave a heart and let us in?
892 00:45:30 You want me to have a heartfor a motherfucker
893 00:45:33 who been chasing the same bitchhis whole life,
894 00:45:35 throughout his whole existence?
895 00:45:37 Let me tell you and Peter Pansomething both.
896 00:45:39 If y'all wanna get in here,how about you come back rich,
897 00:45:43 you come back famous,
898 00:45:44 or y'all come backwith a whole lot of bitches.
899 00:45:47 Or don't come back at all.
900 00:45:50 -Oh, hell no!-What?
901 00:45:53 You said bitches. We got bitches.
902 00:45:55 Yeah. But I didn't say go get the bitchesoff Sesame Street.
903 00:45:58 Look at these bitches.These bitches look young as hell.
904 00:46:01 And look at the bitch in the back,she got braces.
905 00:46:04 Where the hell you get these bitches from?
906 00:46:08 Bat mitzvah, third floor.
907 00:46:10 Can you guys get us coke or not?
908 00:46:24 The one god damn nightI don't bring my Supreme Money Gun.
909 00:46:27 Jesus. Do you smell that?
910 00:46:30 Bro, this is what I imagine heaven's like.
911 00:46:34 Except maybe minusall the scary dudes with boners.
912 00:46:38 This ain't heaven, little nigga.It's hell.
913 00:46:41 You ain't built for this shit.
914 00:46:42 You are absolutely right, sir.
915 00:46:45 The bitches will burn you.
916 00:46:47 Like literally or figuratively?
917 00:46:49 You'll find out when you take a piss.
918 00:46:52 Appreciate that, thank you.
919 00:46:55 Hand me half a stack. Just follow my lead.
920 00:46:58 Want a dance in the VIP, pappy?
921 00:47:00 Nah, I'm okay. I wanna get you outta here.
922 00:47:04 Okay. That'll be 5,000 for the night.
923 00:47:07 But, listen, I don't do anal.
924 00:47:11 I'm trying to take you to a party in Soho.
925 00:47:14 You know, no anal, you can just come.
926 00:47:16 -Oh, so like a date?-Yeah, like a date.
927 00:47:19 I can't go on a date with you.My boyfriend is too jealous for that.
928 00:47:24 I promise you, it's the after partyto end all after parties.
929 00:47:27 Now grab some friends and let's roll.
930 00:47:29 Sounds too late for me.
931 00:47:31 I got the bus leaving for my church picnicearly in the morning.
932 00:47:35 Can't hit snooze on Jesus.
933 00:47:37 Yo, DJ Jus Ske in the mix-up this bitch.
934 00:47:41 Put your motherfucking hands together
935 00:47:43 for the hottest chick in the game,Ms. Bl'Asia!
936 00:49:00 -Allow me to assist!-Get your fucking hands off my money.
937 00:49:03 Sorry. My name's Jeff Levineof the Jeff Levine Company.
938 00:49:06 We're a boutique artist management firm,
939 00:49:08 currently operating out of my parents'McMansion in Westchester.
940 00:49:11 I already have representation.
941 00:49:13 That's not what I'm asking.
942 00:49:16 Wait, hold up.
943 00:49:17 You have a manager?
944 00:49:18 I make ten Gs in cash, on a slow night.
945 00:49:21 You better believe I got a Jewup in Midtown handling my shit.
946 00:49:26 -Will you marry me?-No.
947 00:49:29 -Shit.-Help me down.
948 00:49:30 Of course.
949 00:49:34 Listen, do you and your friends
950 00:49:36 maybe wanna come with me and my friendto the French Montana after party?
951 00:49:40 That'll be $3,000 an hour.
952 00:49:42 And that don't entitle you to shit,but my company, so don't get it twisted.
953 00:49:46 Yeah. I was thinking you guyswould maybe come more as our friends?
954 00:49:50 Friends don't pay for my three condos.
955 00:49:53 On top of my motherfucking Facebook stockgoing down by 30% this week.
956 00:49:57 Please, I'm begging you. My friend there,see him by the bar?
957 00:49:59 He ships out to the Marines tomorrow.
958 00:50:02 His last dying wishis to go to this party,
959 00:50:04 but he needs you to get in. Please.
960 00:50:06 It sucks to be your friend.
961 00:50:08 [smack]
962 00:50:09 Gonna pour some hot Hennessydown your ass crack.
963 00:50:12 Didn't I say to respect my motherfuckingworkspace after we broke up?
964 00:50:15 You gonna respect this dick, 'cause I'mpaying full freight for that shit tonight.
965 00:50:19 Boy, you ain't payinga motherfucking thing with that $100 bill
966 00:50:22 and them five motherfucking singles.
967 00:50:23 Move your broke ass outta my way.
968 00:50:26 -Boy, get your---What?
969 00:50:28 You fucking with thisstring bean ass nigga?
970 00:50:29 This string bean is taking meto French Montana after party.
971 00:50:33 And that nigga packing.
972 00:50:34 Let's go, Chad.
973 00:50:36 Let's go!
974 00:50:37 My name's actually Jeff,by the way, not Chad.
975 00:50:40 But that's cool, you can call me Chad.I actually feel like more of a Chad.
976 00:50:44 We're actually parked this way.
977 00:50:45 Oh, good for you.But we're not coming to your party.
978 00:50:48 What? No, Bl'Asia, come on. Please.
979 00:50:50 Yo, one drink and I will personallydrive y'all home.
980 00:50:53 Have you noticed Chad's car?It's actually--
981 00:50:55 Bl'Asia!
982 00:50:56 -Yo! Got the gaup.-Which way y'all parked?
983 00:50:59 -Get back in the club!-There.
984 00:51:00 Good, 'cause this nigga's crazy.He's been stalking me. Run!
985 00:51:03 Fucking with thisEddie Munster-looking ass nigga?
986 00:51:05 Come on, let's go!
987 00:51:06 -Run! Oh, my God!-Oh, my God!
988 00:51:09 -Come on!-What the fuck?!
989 00:51:11 Bl'Asia!
990 00:51:12 Shit!
991 00:51:13 Yo, put it the fuck in gear!
992 00:51:16 You gonna let these goofy motherfuckersrob the pussy?
993 00:51:19 Go!
994 00:51:24 Fuck!
995 00:51:26 Hey, yo!
996 00:51:28 God damn!
997 00:51:31 That was pretty terrifying.
998 00:51:33 -Fuck's wrong with that guy?-I already told you, that nigga's crazy.
999 00:51:39 Y'all hear something?
1000 00:51:44 Okay, what the fuck is going on?
1001 00:51:46 Oh, God, this nigga Leon.
1002 00:51:49 -Yo, go!-Fuck!
1003 00:51:54 -Yo, make this light.-I cannot fuck up this car, okay?
1004 00:51:56 My Dad loves it more than me.
1005 00:51:58 -Fuck the car, just make the light!-Shit!
1006 00:52:15 Holy fuck.
1007 00:52:18 This nigga looks crazy. You broke my heart, Bl'Asia.
1008 00:52:36 Well, you got a funny way of showing it.Cheating on me with your cousin?
1009 00:52:40 -What?-So, what? You fucking Chad now?
1010 00:52:43 Fucking Chad from fucking Connecticut,just to prove a fucking point?
1011 00:52:46 Nobody fucking Chad.
1012 00:52:49 Actually, I'm from Westchester,not Connecticut.
1013 00:52:52 So, you know, I'm technicallya New Yorker too.
1014 00:52:54 'Cause it's like a ten-minute Uberfrom my house with traffic.
1015 00:52:56 Get out the fucking car right now. Lemme see how much New York you are,nigga.
1016 00:52:59 As tempting as that sounds,I think I'm gonna pass.
1017 00:53:04 Oh, shit!
1018 00:53:06 Hey! Yo!Yo, that's the Seezjah Boy, right?
1019 00:53:10 Yo! What up... Seezjah?!
1020 00:53:13 Run this nigga over right now.
1021 00:53:16 Yo, what the fuck, man?!
1022 00:53:18 Get out the fucking car, white boy.I'm gonna fuck up your fancy car.
1023 00:53:21 -No!-Oh, shit!
1024 00:53:23 Give me your phone right now.
1025 00:53:26 -Hello, officer. We're at 47th Avenue---Don't call the police!
1026 00:53:28 What the fuck?!
1027 00:53:30 -Snitches get stitches out here.-Are you insane? Give me the phone!
1028 00:53:33 No, I have priors and a warrant.
1029 00:53:35 So, I suggest you go out there,man up, and go fight Leon.
1030 00:53:38 -What?!-So we can go to this party.
1031 00:53:40 You know, Leon, he talk a good game,but can't fight worth shit.
1032 00:53:43 -So fight him so we can get to this party.-No!
1033 00:53:45 When they go low, we go high. Okay?
1034 00:53:48 I'm not fighting Leon.
1035 00:53:55 -Oh, shit!-Fuck, man!
1036 00:53:56 Damn!
1037 00:53:58 Yo, shit!
1038 00:54:00 -What the fuck?!-I'm sorry!
1039 00:54:02 I've only had my licensefor five months
1040 00:54:04 and I failed my first road test.Reverse is a bitch.
1041 00:54:06 This guy got a fuckingbasketball game tomorrow, man.
1042 00:54:09 Sorry?
1043 00:54:10 We was playing with you before, bro.
1044 00:54:12 -Now I'm really gonna have to fuck you up!-Fuck me!
1045 00:54:19 You dead, kids!
1046 00:54:31 Hold up. You with the burrito boys?
1047 00:54:34 No, they're with me.
1048 00:54:56 Dude, when I find Rahmel,you're gonna spit for him, right?
1049 00:54:59 No! I'm gonna go find Alicia.
1050 00:55:02 -Bro.-Don't fuck this up for me.
1051 00:55:04 Fuck!
1052 00:55:08 I might.
1053 00:55:09 My guy!
1054 00:55:15 Yes.
1055 00:55:16 Still whack. Still bad.
1056 00:55:19 We're back.
1057 00:55:21 [club music playing]
1058 00:55:34 Look, can I ask a favor, please?
1059 00:55:36 What do you want, Chad?
1060 00:55:38 I'm still looking for Rahmel.
1061 00:55:40 I mean, it's ridiculous.I can't find his ass anywhere.
1062 00:55:42 Well, have you triedlooking for his ass in VIP?
1063 00:55:46 There's an after-after party?
1064 00:55:48 Listen, no matterhow exclusive the party is,
1065 00:55:51 it's always gonna be another placemore exclusive.
1066 00:55:53 Shit!
1067 00:55:54 I mean, Jesus, can't people just relaxand have fun in one fucking place?
1068 00:55:58 This looks nice.
1069 00:56:00 God.
1070 00:56:01 Suite 734. I would personally go myself,
1071 00:56:05 but I heard Desiigner's there,and I owe him some money.
1072 00:56:08 Fuck, man, I gotta get down there,don't I? Shit.
1073 00:56:12 Why are you drinking Hennywhen we both know your little Jewish ass
1074 00:56:15 really wants some vodka and cranberry?
1075 00:56:17 What? Don't be trippin', I love Henny.
1076 00:56:20 It's the nectar of the gods,you know that.
1077 00:56:25 Delicious.
1078 00:56:26 You know what your problem is, Chad?
1079 00:56:28 You try way too hard to be somethingthat you're not,
1080 00:56:30 and it really comes acrossas you being a dick.
1081 00:56:32 But if you actually triedbeing yourself...
1082 00:56:37 you might even get a girl to fuck you.
1083 00:56:43 Ha.
1084 00:56:47 You don't mean like tonight, right?
1085 00:56:51 See? You're learning.
1086 00:56:53 And look at that smile,that's a good smile.
1087 00:56:55 -What, this?-Yes. I think if you smile more,
1088 00:56:59 people may actually treat you differently.
1089 00:57:01 Are you reacting to me differentlyright now?
1090 00:57:03 -Maybe.-I love you.
1091 00:57:06 I know, boo.
1092 00:57:07 You're the most amazing womanI have ever met.
1093 00:57:11 Well, if I'm so amazing,come see me at the club tomorrow.
1094 00:57:14 And bring your daddy's ATM card.
1095 00:57:16 And his Amex.
1096 00:57:18 And his Black Card. And everything else.
1097 00:57:21 I'm gonna Venmo the shit out of you, girl.
1098 00:57:24 Damn.
1099 00:57:28 Good to see you, sir.
1100 00:57:34 Don't say shit.
1101 00:57:36 Okay, yeah.
1102 00:57:37 Rahmel is definitely here,I can feel it in my dick.
1103 00:57:41 DJ Khaled! Bro, you gotta chill, man, chill.I'm on the low, man.
1104 00:57:46 -Bless up!-Bless up.
1105 00:57:48 Wise up!
1106 00:57:49 Totally.
1107 00:57:59 Hey, Amanda.
1108 00:58:00 Where's Alicia?
1109 00:58:01 She was looking for your ass all night.
1110 00:58:04 Tee Grizzley?
1111 00:58:05 Grizz Nasty and I were just exchangingstories about our troubled childhoods.
1112 00:58:10 He was arrested at 19 for selling drugs,and I had cystic acne.
1113 00:58:15 Amanda know about that struggle.
1114 00:58:19 So, where's Alicia?
1115 00:58:20 She was looking for you all night, man,but now you may be too late.
1116 00:58:24 What do you mean too late?I just got here.
1117 00:58:25 She had a lot to drink, like a lot.
1118 00:58:28 Ain't gonna lie, home-girl fucked up.
1119 00:58:30 Fuck. Okay, where'd you guyssee her at last?
1120 00:58:33 Heading to the bar with some big bald guy.
1121 00:58:36 -Shit! Fuck.-Good luck with that.
1122 00:58:40 Can I tell you a secret?
1123 00:58:42 No one's ever made me feel like so small,but still really strong.
1124 00:58:49 Bye.
1125 00:58:56 Jessica! Hi.I've been looking all over for you.
1126 00:58:59 She's spoken for, man. Come on.
1127 00:59:01 This is my favorite video.
1128 00:59:04 Sorry, Mr. Desiigner,but this is very important.
1129 00:59:07 Jessica, where's Rahmel? I have Owen.
1130 00:59:09 Did you just take my phone? I shouldget up and run at your mouth.
1131 00:59:12 I'm so sorry. Here.
1132 00:59:14 But dude, are you watching otter videos?
1133 00:59:15 Yeah, I love otter videos.They're nature's little magicians.
1134 00:59:19 You got a problem with mewatching otter videos?
1135 00:59:21 No, not at all. I like otters.
1136 00:59:23 You're too late, Jeff. Rahmel's gone.
1137 00:59:26 What do you mean, he's gone? Where is he?
1138 00:59:28 He went home.
1139 00:59:29 You blew it.
1140 00:59:31 Let it go.
1141 00:59:34 Hey, it's the one where they eat lettuce.
1142 00:59:39 Oh, he's gonna do it. Do it!
1143 00:59:40 [otter squeaks]
1144 00:59:55 Is he gonna blink?
1145 00:59:56 He ain't moved yet.
1146 00:59:58 We outta here. He's trippin', man.
1147 01:00:17 Rahmel's gone, man. We were too late.
1148 01:00:23 This night's a fucking disaster.
1149 01:00:26 Let's go.
1150 01:00:29 You know, you were so obsessed withfollowing my sister around tonight,
1151 01:00:32 that you blew our last chanceof achieving our dream.
1152 01:00:35 Am I fucking hearing things?
1153 01:00:37 You blew our last chance whenyou made me smoke Khalifa kush,
1154 01:00:41 so we could get some stonerInstagram followers.
1155 01:00:43 We're not stoners, Jeff.
1156 01:00:45 But that's your fucking problem,
1157 01:00:46 you're always tryingto be something you're not.
1158 01:00:48 So, it's my fault that you let onelittle setback turn you into a pussy
1159 01:00:51 who's so afraid to spit that you'reenlisting in the fucking Marines tomorrow.
1160 01:00:55 Okay, it was, you know,more than one little setback.
1161 01:00:58 And, nigga,nobody's afraid to do anything.
1162 01:01:00 Yeah, you are, Owen.
1163 01:01:02 You're afraid, man, face it.
1164 01:01:05 God, I can't believe I thoughtyou were the real deal.
1165 01:01:08 Turns out, you're justa scared little bitch.
1166 01:01:13 I'm a bitch?
1167 01:01:15 You fucking heard me.
1168 01:01:16 [clears throat]
1169 01:01:18 Okay. Bet.
1170 01:01:20 ♪Hey, everybody, this is Jeff♪
1171 01:01:22 ♪Probably the dumbest dumb fuckI've ever met♪
1172 01:01:25 ♪He's a white boy from the East CoastWho thinks he's one of the Migos♪
1173 01:01:29 ♪I'm surprised that you're not rockingFucking dreads♪
1174 01:01:31 ♪'Cause you are the definition of cringe♪
1175 01:01:34 ♪Are we even fucking friends?♪
1176 01:01:35 ♪'Cause I ain't fucked with youSince I was ten♪
1177 01:01:37 ♪But I've been trying to fuck your sisterSo every day I just get up and pretend♪
1178 01:01:41 ♪But, yes Jeff, you have been lied to♪
1179 01:01:42 ♪And everyone from high schoolHates your white ass more than I do♪
1180 01:01:46 ♪And your own dad feels the same wayTimes two♪
1181 01:01:49 ♪Running aroundTrying to give a blow job to Rahmel♪
1182 01:01:51 ♪When he doesn't wanna sign usIf you couldn't fucking tell♪
1183 01:01:54 ♪But my man's thirstySomeone get him some water♪
1184 01:01:56 ♪His daddy issues are showingSomeone get him a father♪
1185 01:01:59 ♪You like to talk shit about everyoneAnd their daughter♪
1186 01:02:02 ♪But forget you used to look likeA fat Harry Potter♪
1187 01:02:04 [crowd laughs]
1188 01:02:07 ♪I'm done flaming this niggaWhy do I even bother?♪
1189 01:02:09 ♪Honestly, bro, your whole shitis pathetic♪
1190 01:02:11 ♪Why you still sitting here?You don't fucking get it?♪
1191 01:02:14 ♪It's over for us, dawgIt's time to roll the fucking credits♪
1192 01:02:16 ♪It's time for you to move onGo to your fancy school♪
1193 01:02:19 ♪Them fancy ass kidsWho are gonna hate you too♪
1194 01:02:21 ♪It doesn't matterIf you're living in a Gucci castle♪
1195 01:02:24 ♪I may never be a rapperBut you'll always be an asshole♪
1196 01:02:27 [crowd] Ohh....
1197 01:02:29 Damn!
1198 01:02:33 Owen, I was just trying to help you.
1199 01:02:36 But you know what?Fuck off and go be a Marine.
1200 01:02:39 I'll find another rapper to make famousin like two seconds.
1201 01:02:44 Sure, you do that.
1202 01:03:01 Fuck this.
1203 01:03:18 Hey, man, thanks for letting merock your Rolly,
1204 01:03:20 but it's kinda useless on me.
1205 01:03:22 Oh, really? What happened?
1206 01:03:25 Bombed out miserably.
1207 01:03:27 Rough night all around, huh?
1208 01:03:28 I'm starting to think these chicks aren'tas materialistic as they make 'em seem. Like, maybe instead flexing on 'em
1209 01:03:35 I could actually just walk up to oneand have a actual conversation
1210 01:03:38 and just be like, "Hey, I'm Bernard.
1211 01:03:40 I'm an unpaid intern who currently livesin Bed-Stuy with his mom,
1212 01:03:43 but I got a Costco membership,so that fridge stays popping.
1213 01:03:46 And so, if you wanna come overand drink coconut water and fuck,
1214 01:03:50 -I'm the guy to do it--"-Oh, shit!
1215 01:03:53 That's my timepiece now, cracker.
1216 01:03:55 Yo. C'mon, man, give that back.
1217 01:03:57 Where Bl'Asia?
1218 01:03:58 She went home.
1219 01:04:00 Fucking bitch.
1220 01:04:02 Look, I'm sorry, but can you pleasegive that back to me, I really need it.
1221 01:04:05 It's my motherfucking clock now.
1222 01:04:09 Look, Leon, you know what?
1223 01:04:11 Honestly, I've had a real shitty night.Okay?
1224 01:04:14 So if you could do me a favor and fuck offfor a second, that'd be much appreciated.
1225 01:04:18 You know who had a fucking shitty night?My man Stanley.
1226 01:04:22 Because you almostgot a fucking vehicular manslaughter.
1227 01:04:26 So, nah, I can't fuck off.
1228 01:04:29 [crowd] Oww.
1229 01:04:31 Look, Leon, come on, man,everyone here knows you can kick my ass.
1230 01:04:33 We really have to waste time proving that?
1231 01:04:37 You talk too fucking much.Shut the fuck up!
1232 01:04:39 My dad will pay for your boy'smedical bill. We have great insurance.
1233 01:04:42 But nobody here wants to see me fight you.
1234 01:04:44 Fight! Fight!
1235 01:04:49 -I'm gonna let you hit me first.-What?
1236 01:04:51 Fucking Opie motherfucker.
1237 01:04:53 Right here.I've been chewing on the box.
1238 01:04:57 Yeah, you're gonna have toknock this dude out.
1239 01:04:59 I can't do that!
1240 01:05:01 -Yes, you can!-Gonna count to motherfuckin' three!
1241 01:05:05 One!
1242 01:05:08 Leon a big pussy. Talking all that shit,can't take a punch by a white boy.
1243 01:05:13 Shit, man. You okay?
1244 01:05:15 I've been taking boxing lessonswith my mother's trainer.
1245 01:05:18 He's been working my right hook hella.
1246 01:05:20 Oh, shit.
1247 01:05:23 Fuck you, fat-ass nigga.
1248 01:05:28 Official Harlem, nigga.
1249 01:05:29 Real-ass nigga!
1250 01:05:33 -I can't breathe!-Motherfucker!
1251 01:05:38 -Owen!-Seezjah Boy knocked that nigga out!
1252 01:05:41 -You are my best friend.-I love you!
1253 01:05:44 A Seezjah Boy bonus! Oh, and he can spit!
1254 01:05:51 Owen! No, Owen!
1255 01:05:54 Jesus!
1256 01:05:57 'Sup, 'sup?
1257 01:06:03 Owen, no!
1258 01:06:19 Bl'Asia.
1259 01:06:23 Bl'Asia?
1260 01:06:25 Owen?
1261 01:06:26 [crowd screams]
1262 01:06:34 Where the fuck are you, dude?
1263 01:06:36 -You hear a shot---Excuse me, officer.
1264 01:06:38 You see a young African-American teen?
1265 01:06:39 About yay high, wearing black jeansand Jordan 1 Shattered Backboards?
1266 01:06:42 Yeah, about 30 of them.
1267 01:06:44 -Fuck the police.-What was that?
1268 01:06:46 What? Nothing!
1269 01:06:47 Owen!
1270 01:06:51 Yo, Jeff.
1271 01:06:52 -Yo.-I'm taking off, man.
1272 01:06:54 I'm fucked up. I think somebodystepped on my Yeezys in there.
1273 01:06:57 -Shit, is that a Mophie?-Yeah.
1274 01:06:58 -My phone's been dead since midnight.-Here man, take it.
1275 01:07:01 Thank you so much.
1276 01:07:02 You're my savior, bro.
1277 01:07:04 -All right. Cool, man.-All right, man.
1278 01:07:05 -Tell OH! I said goodnight, bro.-I will. Thank you. Owen!
1279 01:07:08 [sirens blare]
1280 01:07:10 Fuck. Yo, you guys seen Seezjah Boy,by any chance?
1281 01:07:34 Oh, my God.
1282 01:07:36 You're alive.
1283 01:07:39 -Ow.-Sorry.
1284 01:07:42 Dude, how did you knowto come back for me in there?
1285 01:07:45 I had to piss.
1286 01:07:47 I feel like in the future,when we like re-tell this story,
1287 01:07:50 you say you felt some ninja sixth sensetype of shit,
1288 01:07:52 and just knew your best friendwas in danger.
1289 01:07:55 I'm sorry about that verse.
1290 01:07:57 You know, that's the first time I've spitsince the whole Seezjah Boy thing.
1291 01:08:02 Man, that was fucking incredible, dude,
1292 01:08:05 even though it literally tooka steaming shit on my entire existence.
1293 01:08:12 You know, what if I made a mistake, bro?
1294 01:08:17 What if I'm not readyto be a fucking Marine?
1295 01:08:20 Are you asking me or are you telling me?
1296 01:08:25 How do we get a record dealbefore the sun rises?
1297 01:08:29 My fucking guy. That's the smile.Get in the fucking car.
1298 01:08:33 -Let's go.-You got a plan though, or--
1299 01:08:35 'Course I have a fucking plan.I have a plan and a half. I'm a manager.
1300 01:08:38 Got plans up my ass.
1301 01:08:44 Bernard, I owe you big time.
1302 01:08:47 I owe you like 9,000 blow jobsfor giving us his address.
1303 01:08:50 No, Bernard,clearly not 9,000 blow jobs from me,
1304 01:08:53 I'm gonna get you 9,000 blow jobs.Dude, I gotta go. Okay, bye.
1305 01:09:15 Just three stories up sleeps a guydreaming about finding the next superstar
1306 01:09:19 for his record label.
1307 01:09:20 Tonight we make his dream come true.
1308 01:09:22 Fuck him.Tonight we make my dream come true.
1309 01:09:28 I got a boner.
1310 01:09:33 Step lightly... okay. No, it's fine.
1311 01:09:47 ♪One day when being real is coolI'm gonna be the only reason♪
1312 01:09:50 ♪Reason being they ain't believe meI had to make believe it♪
1313 01:09:53 ♪I know myself like a episode of a showAnd you've already seen it♪
1314 01:09:56 ♪I already know what happensI'm on a different season♪
1315 01:09:59 ♪I really, really mean itThese niggas is stuck on easy♪
1316 01:10:01 ♪Play this game so well♪
1317 01:10:02 ♪They run and tell their mama"Owen's cheating"♪
1318 01:10:04 ♪Instead of just passing the sticks, dude♪
1319 01:10:06 ♪Take Uber homeIf you're scared to take a risk, dude♪
1320 01:10:08 ♪And big news, I'm a couple hours awayFrom making a big move♪
1321 01:10:11 ♪Shooting at people like all these rappersPretend to♪
1322 01:10:14 ♪I'm okay with not rapping about shitI've never been through♪
1323 01:10:16 ♪'Cause anything is betterThan being like one of them dudes♪
1324 01:10:19 ♪Young OH!Flow is so immaculate♪
1325 01:10:20 ♪I'm just being me, my niggaI don't have to practice it♪
1326 01:10:23 ♪I've been raw so fucking longThat I forgot what practice is♪
1327 01:10:25 ♪Me doing some plastic shit's a pictureI wouldn't know what the caption is♪
1328 01:10:28 ♪I'm just a half-white rappingReal problem having♪
1329 01:10:31 ♪Power packing, confidence lackingCompliment addict♪
1330 01:10:34 ♪Who can get up on these tracksAnd start wreaking fucking havoc♪
1331 01:10:37 ♪Who would sink a shot from half courtIf he ever had it♪
1332 01:10:43 Dude, don't stop. Keep going.
1333 01:10:46 ♪C'mon, you gotta believe me♪
1334 01:10:48 ♪Tonight I had to make Mission: ImpossibleLook easy♪
1335 01:10:51 ♪I threw up on Wiz KhalifaI was feeling queasy♪ ♪Overnight success
1336 01:10:56 ♪I just want the world to see meThey just wanna over-seize me♪
1337 01:10:58 ♪But I can't leave rap aloneThe game needs me♪
1338 01:11:01 ♪Want me or not, I look life in the faceAnd tell it what you've got♪
1339 01:11:04 ♪Gonna take a lotta more mean tweetsFor me to stop♪
1340 01:11:06 ♪I know I'm a genius, even if I never pop♪
1341 01:11:09 ♪'Cause my DNA consists of everythingThese niggas not♪
1342 01:11:28 Fuck.
1343 01:11:30 Dude, that went so differently in my head.
1344 01:11:34 Fuck that.
1345 01:11:37 -Bro, where you going?-To climb the fire escape.
1346 01:11:39 You said the third floor, right?
1347 01:11:41 Okay, I can't tellif you're kidding or not.
1348 01:11:43 I'm a fucking Marine tomorrow, okay?It's now or never.
1349 01:11:58 Yo. Remember when you asked meif something was missing?
1350 01:12:01 -Yeah.-Well, it wasn't your talent, bro.
1351 01:12:05 It was your confidence.
1352 01:12:07 But it is here now, my friend,in the most undeniable way.
1353 01:12:11 Thanks.
1354 01:12:14 Okay, dude.
1355 01:12:17 Listen to me, all that stands between youand a record deal is literally--
1356 01:12:59 Why are we at Juice Press?
1357 01:13:02 Remember what it was before a Juice Press?
1358 01:13:07 Fat Beats record store.
1359 01:13:11 Damn, dude,we thought we were so gangster
1360 01:13:14 coming into the cityjust to go to this place.
1361 01:13:18 You used to come in here really rockingyour mom's gold chains
1362 01:13:21 and your sister's leather fucking pants.
1363 01:13:24 Yep. [laughs]
1364 01:13:26 My... My Kanye 2011 phase.
1365 01:13:29 I actually got a lot of complimentson that look.
1366 01:13:31 I should bring it back.
1367 01:13:35 Yo, if I haven't told you this,you have been an awesome fucking manager.
1368 01:13:43 Why "been"?
1369 01:13:45 Because, bro,this is where the dream started.
1370 01:13:48 It's where we gotta say goodbye to it.
1371 01:13:51 Please don't cry on me, bro.
1372 01:13:53 It's pepper spray.
1373 01:13:55 No, it's not, there's moisture.
1374 01:13:59 And you're crying.
1375 01:14:00 [sobs]
1376 01:14:05 What if everyone at Harvard just fuckinghates me like they did in high school?
1377 01:14:10 No, everyone in high schooldidn't hate you.
1378 01:14:13 Okay, a lot of people-- the vast majorityof people in high school hated you.
1379 01:14:19 Everyone hated me.
1380 01:14:20 But look, underneath this dickish exteriorand fucking Gucci everything,
1381 01:14:25 you honestly have a heart of gold.
1382 01:14:31 Shit.
1383 01:14:35 It's my sister.
1384 01:14:44 I see what you did there.
1385 01:14:48 Hey, boys.Oh, my God, what happened to you two?
1386 01:14:51 Just a little scrap, it's nothing serious.
1387 01:14:54 This is Carlos, Max's boyfriend.
1388 01:14:58 Boyfriend is a strong word.I would say we're hanging out.
1389 01:15:03 Actually...
1390 01:15:05 -he's obsessed with me.-Okay, let's just eat.
1391 01:15:08 Awkward.
1392 01:15:11 That's fucking awesome.
1393 01:15:14 -Hey.-Hey.
1394 01:15:18 You sell me on this magicalrooftop sunrise
1395 01:15:20 and then you disappear on me?
1396 01:15:22 -Is that your game?-Wait, what? No.
1397 01:15:27 Besides, the night's not even over.We could still go for it.
1398 01:15:32 Night's over.
1399 01:15:40 When will I see you again? Honestly, I don't even know.
1400 01:15:46 Let's make a pact then.
1401 01:15:49 The next time we see each other,we're gonna get those ice cold 40s,
1402 01:15:53 salt and vinegar chips,and watch the sunrise.
1403 01:15:55 Yes.
1404 01:15:57 And then fuck like animals.
1405 01:16:02 No, I'm just kidding.
1406 01:16:03 I can't have 40s, can you sub rosé?
1407 01:16:11 Good.
1408 01:16:16 Both getting in the back again. Nice.
1409 01:17:08 I'm so sorry I didn't call last night.
1410 01:17:11 The night just sort of like...
1411 01:17:12 [whoosh]
1412 01:17:14 ran away from me.
1413 01:17:15 The hell happened to your daddy's car,Jeffrey?
1414 01:17:18 Just one in a sea of disappointments myfather's had to endure having me as a son.
1415 01:17:22 I fucked up my dad's Impalawhen I was your age.
1416 01:17:24 Didn't make me a disappointment,just made me a pain in the ass.
1417 01:17:26 Like all children, including my own son.
1418 01:17:30 Speaking of, we ship out in 15 minutes.
1419 01:17:32 Okay, thanks, Dad.
1420 01:17:33 Don't thank me.I should make you drive first shift.
1421 01:17:36 I was up late last night binge-watchingmy boy Rico Tubbs on Miami Vice.
1422 01:17:41 One more time, where's Pedroza?
1423 01:17:44 That was a cool brother right there.
1424 01:17:48 Fifteen.
1425 01:17:53 -I almost forgot.-What?
1426 01:17:55 -I got this off of Leon.-Dude. Holy shit.
1427 01:17:58 Yeah. I really knocked that nigga out.
1428 01:18:01 Yeah. And you did it for me.
1429 01:18:04 Yeah.
1430 01:18:05 -Yeah.-Kind of.
1431 01:18:10 That's what the guy said?
1432 01:18:12 Okay. No, to be honest,this sounds like total dog shit to me.
1433 01:18:16 Look, I'll just deal with itwhen I land. Yeah.
1434 01:18:19 Morning, Father.
1435 01:18:20 Hey. Can we talk?
1436 01:18:23 Sorry, late for a flight.I'll call you when I land.
1437 01:18:26 Alicia made me borrow the Phantomto drive her into the city last night.
1438 01:18:31 What?
1439 01:18:32 For the record, it wasn't my fault.
1440 01:18:35 You have no respect for how hard I workto provide nice things for this family.
1441 01:18:38 Yes, I do!
1442 01:18:40 But honestly I'd rather justhave you around once in a while.
1443 01:18:43 Or what? Are you too embarrassed of me?
1444 01:18:45 -Don't be dramatic, Jeffrey.-I'm dead-ass, Dad.
1445 01:18:48 What does "dead-ass" mean again?
1446 01:18:50 You treat me being Owen's manageras some big joke,
1447 01:18:53 but I have been putting in workand busting my ass just like you.
1448 01:18:58 I wish you could acknowledge that.
1449 01:19:02 Can we talk about this next weekwhen I'm back?
1450 01:19:04 I'll be up at school next week.
1451 01:19:07 [sighs]
1452 01:19:08 Shit. That's right.
1453 01:19:09 [phone rings]
1454 01:19:14 Hey.
1455 01:19:16 Yeah.
1456 01:19:20 [door shuts]
1457 01:19:21 Text me when you get there.
1458 01:19:23 I'm very proud of this decision.
1459 01:19:25 -Thanks, Mom.-I packed some meatloaf for the road.
1460 01:19:27 Added a new secret ingredient.
1461 01:19:44 Thought you had a flight to catch.
1462 01:19:46 I do, but we didn't get to finishour conversation.
1463 01:19:52 I felt bad about what you said, son.
1464 01:19:57 Sorry, can I take this?
1465 01:19:59 Yeah.
1466 01:20:01 -Hello?-Yo. Where my guy Jeffrey Levine at, man?
1467 01:20:04 Who's this?
1468 01:20:05 Yo, it's French Montana, man.
1469 01:20:07 I wanna talk to youabout your man Seezjah Boy.
1470 01:20:10 Yeah, so he vomited on Wiz Khalifaand had a seizure. So what?
1471 01:20:14 I don't know what pleasure you getout of making prank calls
1472 01:20:16 pretending to be Karim Kharbouch,
1473 01:20:18 but do me a favorand eat a dick-full, Montana.
1474 01:20:21 Damn!
1475 01:20:24 Prank call. Sorry, Dad.
1476 01:20:28 You were saying?
1477 01:20:32 Well, I haven't been around at allthis summer, and I--
1478 01:20:34 My God.
1479 01:20:36 It's okay, go ahead.
1480 01:20:38 -What?-Yo, what you mean "what"?
1481 01:20:41 And don't hang up 'causeI ain't calling you back.
1482 01:20:44 Let me tell you something,this is your once in a lifetime,
1483 01:20:46 lightning-in-a-bottle moment.
1484 01:20:48 I'm trying to sign your man OH!to the Coke Boys.
1485 01:20:51 -Oh, my God!-I'm trying to bring you in, man.
1486 01:20:53 -I wanna bring you in the family.-What is going on?
1487 01:20:56 'Cause I'm watching y'all on WorldStar,and this video is incredible.
1488 01:20:58 ♪But my man's thirstySomeone get him some water♪
1489 01:21:00 ♪His daddy issues are showingSomeone get him a father♪
1490 01:21:03 ♪He like to talk shit about everyoneAnd their daughter♪
1491 01:21:05 ♪Don't forget you used to look likeA fat Harry Potter♪
1492 01:21:07 -Is that OH!?-Yep.
1493 01:21:12 Is that you? It is.
1494 01:21:16 Whatever Coke Boys are offering,I'll double it.
1495 01:21:19 This is Rahmel from Atlantic, by the way.
1496 01:21:21 Yo, this is Pusha T.
1497 01:21:22 Jeff, it's Larry Jackson from Apple Music.
1498 01:21:24 Before I sign OH! to G.O.O.D. Music,let me ask you something.
1499 01:21:28 Did he ever fuck your sister?
1500 01:21:29 I love OH!'s stuff, man.How can I be down?
1501 01:21:31 Really sorry about... the pepper spray.
1502 01:21:34 I didn't realize it was y'all niggas.
1503 01:21:41 Yo.
1504 01:21:42 The Internet givethand the Internet taketh away.
1505 01:21:44 but sometimes when you tryreally goddamn hard,
1506 01:21:46 the Internet giveth a second chance.
1507 01:21:48 Okay.
1508 01:21:49 Dead-ass!
1509 01:21:51 Is that your dad?
1510 01:22:06 Yo, Alicia.
1511 01:22:09 Yo, Alicia, you up?
1512 01:22:12 Hey.
1513 01:22:14 Hey.
1514 01:22:16 What are you doing in here?
1515 01:22:17 Remember that pact we made,
1516 01:22:19 that unbreakable pactabout the next time we see each other?
1517 01:22:25 Well...
1518 01:22:27 here we are...
1519 01:22:28 seeing each other for the next time.
1520 01:22:41 [Jeff] OH! succeeded becausehe never gave up.
1521 01:22:43 And I was right by his sideevery step of the way, cheering him on,
1522 01:22:46 because I never for one seconddoubted his talent.
1523 01:22:48 -[woman] That was so much better.-[Jeff] Actually? Really?
1524 01:22:51 Thank you. I've been working on, you know,
1525 01:22:52 trying to come acrossas a little less dickish and insecure.
1526 01:22:55 I think I'm doing awesome at itso far though, right?
1527 01:22:57 -I'm killing it.-Yeah, keep working on it.
1528 01:23:00 Cool.
1529 01:23:03 -[announcer] Make some noise!-[crowd yells]
1530 01:23:05 What's up?
