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1 00:01:08 Here we go.
2 00:01:10 Hi, I'm Walt,and this is my official application
3 00:01:13 for the Kovi IndustriesStudent Mars Program.
4 00:01:17 Not that the last 36applications weren't official.
5 00:01:20 It's just this is my final one
6 00:01:21 because they are actually making megraduate after this semester
7 00:01:25 so... Okay.
8 00:01:28 I was raised by a single mom.She had, like, 100 careers.
9 00:01:32 We moved around like crazy,so I never really had a home base.
10 00:01:35 But one time when I was, like, six
11 00:01:37 she took me to see this solar eclipse
12 00:01:39 and from that moment on,all I wanted to do was go to the Sun.
13 00:01:43 And I know thatyou can't actually go to the Sun.
14 00:01:47 My mom would try to tell me that,but I would just stare at it.
15 00:01:52 And I was obsessed.
16 00:01:53 Because there was more out there
17 00:01:55 than the new town or the new school
18 00:01:57 which always felt like the same townand the same school
19 00:01:59 and I thinkif I could've gotten the chance
20 00:02:00 to just go up there and look back,I would've seen...
21 00:02:05 where I fit in,in this crazy universe.
22 00:02:10 Exploration is the way thatwe discover where we truly belong
23 00:02:14 and I just... I don't belong here.
24 00:02:19 Which is all to saythat I think I would be a perfect fit
25 00:02:23 for the Geological Survey Team,or Propulsions Analysis Department.
26 00:02:28 Botany and Terraformation Crew,Security Detail, Rover Repair.
27 00:02:31 Look, if you need someoneto make you coffees, I'm your guy.
28 00:02:38 I am your guy.
29 00:02:43 That's it.
30 00:02:46 Okay.
31 00:02:47 Well, with any luck,the next time you see me
32 00:02:52 I will be on Mars.
33 00:02:58 Let's face it.This planet isn't cutting it anymore.
34 00:03:02 I'm self-made billionaire, Leon Kovi
35 00:03:05 and I cannot waitto meet you on Mars.
36 00:03:09 Walt! Oat milk latte. Light foam.
37 00:03:13 Oat milk latte. Light foam.
38 00:03:15 This obsession with Marsis borderline unhealthy
39 00:03:18 and you are on the wrong sideof that border.
40 00:03:21 Exactly.
41 00:03:22 Should I fire you,so you can go there?
42 00:03:24 Let's do it, Walt. I'll fire you.It truly would be my pleasure.
43 00:03:28 No, Gary. I love it here.
44 00:03:31 Maybe tomorrow.
45 00:03:32 - Oat milk latte?- Light... foam?
46 00:03:38 - Gary?- Yes, Walt?
47 00:03:40 Did she just smile at me?
48 00:03:41 Honestly, I'd sayshe smiled past you.
49 00:03:45 - Analysis.- There is a 52% chance
50 00:03:47 of romantic interest.
51 00:03:49 But a 48% chance she pities youdue to your low status position
52 00:03:53 as an assistant barista
53 00:03:55 to a robot on a university campus.
54 00:03:58 Shall I continue?
55 00:04:16 I honestly feel like I'm gonnaget accepted this time.
56 00:04:19 You're projecting.
57 00:04:20 So what?
58 00:04:22 Leon Kovi was 25
59 00:04:23 when he became the very first manto set foot on Mars.
60 00:04:26 And here we are, just settling
61 00:04:28 for the same classes and jobsand parties that our parents went to
62 00:04:32 and their parents went to before them
63 00:04:33 and their parentswent to before them...
64 00:04:34 So you're not coming to the party?
65 00:04:36 - Of course, I'm coming to the party.- Great. Come on.
66 00:04:38 - You're carrying the booze.- No, come on.
67 00:04:40 We're gonna forget about itand I'm gonna take it to work.
68 00:04:41 Walt, I'm gonna need youto keep the whole
69 00:04:44 Walt-ing thing in check tonight.
70 00:04:46 - "Walt-ing"?- Bummer monologues.
71 00:04:48 - Leon Kovi hero worship.- It's not hero worship.
72 00:04:53 That came withthe application packet.
73 00:04:55 Not the frame.
74 00:04:58 Don't you wanna be partof something special?
75 00:05:02 Walt.
76 00:05:04 You're not special.
77 00:05:06 I'm not special.
78 00:05:08 Most people, not special.
79 00:05:10 Listen, someday,you're gonna meet someone
80 00:05:13 and make something special with them.
81 00:05:15 Like a memory.
82 00:05:16 Or a weird, well, baby thing.
83 00:05:20 But until then
84 00:05:21 drink this, and for the love of God,do not bring up Mars.
85 00:05:26 This place is nuts.
86 00:05:28 Do you live here?
87 00:05:29 Oh, no. Some trust fund girl.
88 00:05:34 You know, when I was little,I had this fantasy that my mom...
89 00:05:37 Ooh, let's not.
90 00:05:38 Yeah.
91 00:05:41 Bathroom?
92 00:05:48 It's beautiful.
93 00:05:49 Hi, Sophie.
94 00:05:51 Okay, show me yours.
95 00:05:53 Hi, Calvin.
96 00:05:54 Hi, human Sophie.
97 00:05:56 Nine months.
98 00:05:58 Nine monthsuntil my parents' contract is up
99 00:06:02 and we return to Earth.
100 00:06:04 Nine more monthswithout touching you.
101 00:06:07 At least this way, you will knowwhen I want to touch you
102 00:06:11 and vice versa.
103 00:06:13 Well, I hope touching me
104 00:06:14 is a lot more funthan touching one of these.
105 00:06:15 No... it is.The texture's for, like...
106 00:06:17 Can you guys please stop talkingabout touching each other in here?
107 00:06:20 - Hi, Brandon.- Hi, Sophie.
108 00:06:22 Jan, can you get Brandon out of here?
109 00:06:23 Will you stop calling her Jan?
110 00:06:25 - Jan, get your idiot son out!- It's "Mom."
111 00:06:27 Bathroom?
112 00:06:32 Why would you just grab my butt?Now the hole.
113 00:06:35 Dude, way too much, dawg!
114 00:06:37 Get out of here.
115 00:06:38 - Is that on Mars?- Oh! What are you doing? Get out!
116 00:06:41 Just looking for the bathroom.
117 00:06:43 Who walks into bathroomswithout knocking?
118 00:06:45 Walt. Is this live?
119 00:06:47 How did they solvefor the time delay?
120 00:06:49 It's called quantum splicing.
121 00:06:51 Don't talk to him.I don't know this man.
122 00:06:53 Could we exchange emailsor something?
123 00:06:54 - No!- Mine's just "Walt" five times at...
124 00:07:00 I'm sorry. I can replace it.
125 00:07:02 Unless it's expensive.
126 00:07:03 - Get out.- Right now?
127 00:07:05 Yes, right now!
128 00:07:09 Sorry. Jules tricked meinto throwing a party.
129 00:07:11 And yet you're in your room.
130 00:07:13 Nope. It's not really a party.It's more of a soiree.
131 00:07:18 Sophie, it's fine.
132 00:07:19 I'm late for work. Love you.
133 00:07:21 - Love you.- Love you, Mom.
134 00:07:24 Go. Mingle. We'll be back soon.
135 00:07:27 And in the meantime
136 00:07:28 it might be good for youto have some new experiences.
137 00:07:31 Nothing's more overrated than new.
138 00:07:33 There's a title for your thesis.
139 00:07:37 Sophie, go.
140 00:07:39 I'll make sure Calvincalls you tomorrow.
141 00:07:43 - Night, Jan.- Goodnight.
142 00:08:05 You know, I've been at this schoolfor three years.
143 00:08:07 Always said that I'd explorethese woods.
144 00:08:11 Never have. Guess I thoughtthat I would just...
145 00:08:14 I've been goingto this school for five years.
146 00:08:15 Oh, five years, okay.
147 00:08:18 And I always said I'd explorethese woods too.
148 00:08:22 But know what? Somebody already did.
149 00:08:27 A long, long time ago.
150 00:08:29 It's over.
151 00:08:30 There's nothing left to discover.
152 00:08:34 You're okay, man.
153 00:08:37 You're a good listener.
154 00:08:42 I'm sorry.
155 00:08:43 I've never seen light flirtingtake such a dark turn.
156 00:08:46 Basically my superpower.
157 00:08:47 Just one brief conversation with me
158 00:08:50 will really leave youquestioning everything.
159 00:08:53 Not the hero we need,but maybe the one we deserve.
160 00:08:56 In about 14 seconds
161 00:08:57 you're gonna getthe sudden urge to jump.
162 00:08:58 Oh, no. You're safe.
163 00:09:00 I'm... already in the midstof an existential crisis.
164 00:09:04 Oh, well. In that case
165 00:09:06 Walt, at your service.
166 00:09:08 - Ginny.- Ginny?
167 00:09:10 Yeah, the...
168 00:09:12 astrophysics major?
169 00:09:15 How did you know that?
170 00:09:18 I was in yourIntro to Fluid Dynamics class.
171 00:09:21 Freshman year.
172 00:09:23 This is the part where youat least pretend to remember me.
173 00:09:25 - Oh, my God! Walt! Wow.- Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
174 00:09:28 Changed your major?
175 00:09:30 Sixteen times.
176 00:09:31 Only for personal reasons like...
177 00:09:34 I have no idea what physics is.
178 00:09:37 But enough about me.Tell me about your crisis.
179 00:09:39 What's going on?
180 00:09:41 Well, I'm supposed to move tomorrow.
181 00:09:45 Big move, actually in...seven hours and...
182 00:09:50 Let's just say it's a big commitment
183 00:09:52 and I'm nota big commitment kinda gal.
184 00:09:55 Are you sayingwe're in one of those classic
185 00:09:57 "we-only-have-tonight" scenarios?
186 00:10:00 Will spending it with youmake me wanna stay?
187 00:10:04 Now, the thing about here,is that it's mostly garbage.
188 00:10:08 As you can see,to your left and to your right
189 00:10:10 there's literal garbage overflowingfrom these receptacles at all times.
190 00:10:14 - Yeah.- And it might magically seem
191 00:10:15 to disappearbut it's really just added
192 00:10:16 to that big floating pile of garbagein the Pacific Ocean.
193 00:10:19 Currently the size of Texasand visible from space.
194 00:10:22 How scenic.
195 00:10:23 Now, the one great thing
196 00:10:25 about this particular garbage factory
197 00:10:27 is its connectionto the last best chance
198 00:10:30 any of us have at a real adventure.
199 00:10:33 The Kovi Industries Mars Program.
200 00:10:36 So that's how they got you here.
201 00:10:37 Yeah. But, tomorrow, another shipwill leave for Mars without me.
202 00:10:44 You could always rob a bankand buy a ticket.
203 00:10:46 Yeah, I'd have to rob,like, nine banks.
204 00:10:48 I have consideredthe old air ducts plan.
205 00:10:50 You know, hide in the air ducts,survive on stolen food.
206 00:10:53 Pee in bottles that you dump
207 00:10:54 into other people's toiletswhile they sleep.
208 00:10:56 And hope they would be so impressed
209 00:10:57 when I arrivethat they just let me stay.
210 00:11:04 Curious how you spin garbageinto this spot.
211 00:11:08 This is a garbage-free zone.
212 00:11:14 It's like Mars.
213 00:11:17 Did you know that they sendall of their trash
214 00:11:19 back to Earth on the return flights?
215 00:11:25 Okay, I gotta know.
216 00:11:27 Why Mars?
217 00:11:34 I feel like if I had been born,like 600 years ago
218 00:11:38 I would've stolen a boatand just set sail by now.
219 00:11:43 And I probably would've died.
220 00:11:44 Oh, definitely would've died.
221 00:11:45 But it would've been an adventure.
222 00:11:48 You know?
223 00:11:49 And now there's Marsand I keep applying
224 00:11:51 but 36 rejections later
225 00:11:54 and I'm starting to getthe feeling that...
226 00:11:56 They don't needextraordinary mediocrity?
227 00:11:59 Yeah. That's funny.
228 00:12:05 No, I get it.
229 00:12:09 "Mars has been our mirror
230 00:12:13 our foil.
231 00:12:14 A telltale reflection of whathas been deepest in our hearts.
232 00:12:20 We've seen in Mars the utopia
233 00:12:24 a wilderness, a sanctuary.
234 00:12:28 With so few landmarks,guideposts, or constraints
235 00:12:32 all is possible.
236 00:12:35 Mars has been a blank canvas
237 00:12:37 and tenderly
238 00:12:41 our human seekinghas rushed to fill it."
239 00:12:44 Did you come up with that?
240 00:12:47 No.
241 00:12:50 Sarah Stewart Johnson. Astronomer.
242 00:12:53 Smart.
243 00:12:58 I think
244 00:12:59 when you look at somethingfrom this distance
245 00:13:02 it's all possibility.
246 00:13:05 Then every step you take toward that
247 00:13:07 strips it away until...
248 00:13:09 it is what it is.
249 00:13:11 And what it always has been.
250 00:13:34 I'll miss you.
251 00:13:35 - Walt, from Earth.- Okay.
252 00:13:39 If you ever make it up there,give me a call.
253 00:13:41 Up where?
254 00:13:44 Mars.
255 00:13:46 You convinced me.
256 00:13:51 Wait.
257 00:13:53 What?
258 00:14:58 The application windowfor tomorrow's launch is closed.
259 00:15:02 Would you like to applyfor next year's mission?
260 00:15:04 No. I need you to checkan existing application.
261 00:15:06 Applicant ID 781-2439.
262 00:15:08 37 applications found.
263 00:15:10 Application one, rejected.
264 00:15:12 - Application two, rejected.- Stop, stop. Please stop.
265 00:15:13 Please stop.
266 00:15:15 Application 37 is pending reviewand I need you to approve it.
267 00:15:19 I need to be on that ship tomorrow.
268 00:15:21 To be with the girl of my dreams
269 00:15:22 who has slowly stoppedresponding to my texts.
270 00:15:25 My chance at a relationshipis imploding
271 00:15:27 like a dying star.
272 00:15:29 - Do you understand?- I do, Walt.
273 00:15:31 And I sincerely hopeyou can ask her out
274 00:15:34 in 412 days
275 00:15:36 - after next year's mission.- Okay.
276 00:15:38 Angie. Angie.
277 00:15:39 I hate to say these words.
278 00:15:42 I really do.
279 00:15:44 I need to speak with your supervisor.
280 00:15:46 Of course.
281 00:15:47 - One moment.- Yes, Angie!
282 00:15:48 I am Alan, Angie's supervisor.
283 00:15:50 - Yes, Alan! Go, Alan!- Reviewing now.
284 00:15:53 - Application rejected.- No!
285 00:15:55 - Alan!- Commercial tickets
286 00:15:57 are still availablefor the discounted price of $937,000.
287 00:16:07 Who could afford that?
288 00:16:10 - Greetings, Walt.- Sorry I'm late, Gary.
289 00:16:13 Do not worry.I have already docked your pay.
290 00:16:15 - Great.- The lonely human at table 7B
291 00:16:18 has not moved for five hoursand 11 minutes.
292 00:16:21 Shit. I know her. I broke her orb.
293 00:16:23 Tell her to ordera beverage or leave.
294 00:16:26 Oh, come on, Gary.
295 00:16:27 Oh, come on, Walt.
296 00:16:34 Hey! You probably don't remember me.
297 00:16:36 You broke my orb.
298 00:16:38 Good memory.
299 00:16:42 Is that supposed to make us even?
300 00:16:43 No. But if you don't order anything,you can't use the Wi-Fi
301 00:16:46 and sit herelike a black hole of sadness.
302 00:16:49 - Company policy. It is.- Stupid policy.
303 00:16:53 And you're gonnahave to pay for that.
304 00:16:54 Because if I do,Gary will just ask you to leave.
305 00:16:57 Are you serious?
306 00:16:58 Rarely. But right now, yes.
307 00:17:04 Yay.
308 00:17:05 How's the Mars boyfriend?
309 00:17:07 He's great. Yeah, he gothis Martian dream job
310 00:17:10 so one year of long-distancejust became indefinite.
311 00:17:13 And then my Wi-Fi cut out.
312 00:17:15 Probably because of all the callswith him trying to make it work.
313 00:17:18 And now I'm sitting here,suffering in public
314 00:17:20 and paying for drinksthat I didn't order.
315 00:17:22 So you tell Gary
316 00:17:24 I hope he gets malware.
317 00:17:28 I hope she fails to findlong-term companionship
318 00:17:32 and learns the painof a solitary life.
319 00:17:49 I'm not paying for that one.
320 00:17:52 Believe it or not
321 00:17:53 I might be the only person here
322 00:17:54 who knows exactlywhat you're going through.
323 00:17:55 Because you're causing it?
324 00:17:58 No. Because my girlfriend
325 00:18:02 left for Mars a month ago
326 00:18:04 and hasn't texted me backin three days.
327 00:18:12 How long have you guys been together?
328 00:18:15 Since ninth grade. So, eight years.
329 00:18:18 Eight years?
330 00:18:20 - How did you manage that?- We had a plan.
331 00:18:23 One year, long-distance and then
332 00:18:26 he comes back to Earth and I graduate
333 00:18:29 and we use his terraforming expertiseand my focus on eco reconstruction
334 00:18:33 to jump-start an algae-basedwaste reduction technology.
335 00:18:35 - What?- Plants that eat garbage, okay?
336 00:18:38 It's how we're gonna save the world.
337 00:18:41 - You're smart.- I know.
338 00:18:45 And what about you guys?
339 00:18:48 Ginny?
340 00:18:50 We've been datingsince freshman year-ish.
341 00:18:53 It got serious recently.
342 00:18:55 What does this Mars genius have
343 00:18:57 that I don't?
344 00:18:58 - Everything.- Everything?
345 00:19:01 Yeah.
346 00:19:02 Could you actually be more specific?
347 00:19:03 I'm trying to figure out whythey keep rejecting my applications.
348 00:19:09 He checks all the boxes.
349 00:19:13 Oh. You mean, literally.
350 00:19:16 Okay, let's see.
351 00:19:18 "Quiet. Strong jaw.
352 00:19:20 Mental fortitude. Six-pack.
353 00:19:25 Good family, cool mom."
354 00:19:26 - I have a cool mom.- Yeah? You guys close?
355 00:19:29 No. I mean, "cool," like whenshe was going through the divorce
356 00:19:31 I was able to just dowhatever I wanted from 12 on.
357 00:19:34 Anyhow. "Hates video games.
358 00:19:35 Pragmaticand high-earning potential."
359 00:19:40 - It's interesting.- What?
360 00:19:42 That's an impossible checklist.
361 00:19:44 That's my cue.
362 00:19:45 You know, if you really love this guy
363 00:19:48 I do know a way that youcan get on that ship tomorrow.
364 00:19:52 Two words.
365 00:19:54 Air ducts.
366 00:19:55 - Or I could just buy a ticket.- Yeah, for like a million dollars.
367 00:20:04 Do you have a million dollars?
368 00:20:05 - My finances are personal.- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
369 00:20:09 That means you haveat least two million dollars.
370 00:20:12 What are you doing here?
371 00:20:14 Buy a ticket!
372 00:20:15 - It's your last chance for a year.- I can't.
373 00:20:18 You have the money.
374 00:20:20 I have aerophobia.
375 00:20:23 Well, we're all afraid of arrows.
376 00:20:25 Oh, my God! I'm afraid of flying.
377 00:20:28 - And now I'm trapped.- You're trapped? I'm trapped.
378 00:20:31 - Gary, door!- I can't even get through security
379 00:20:33 to see a shuttle launch up-close.
380 00:20:34 - Unlock the door, Gary.- I'm afraid I can't do that.
381 00:20:37 Perhaps it's malware.
382 00:20:39 You can transcend time and space.
383 00:20:41 In the name of love.The ultimate adventure.
384 00:20:44 I'm filing a complaintto corporate right now.
385 00:20:45 Open the door.
386 00:20:46 No need to call corporate.
387 00:20:48 A simple misunderstanding.
388 00:20:50 Walk away.Just like I knew you would.
389 00:20:54 - You don't know anything about me.- I know everything about you.
390 00:20:57 No!
391 00:20:58 The only people who know meare 55 million miles away!
392 00:21:07 The only people who know meare 55 million miles away.
393 00:21:10 The only people that know me are...
394 00:21:13 Gary?
395 00:21:15 Oh, God, that's sad.
396 00:21:16 No... Please, please.
397 00:21:18 Don't call corporate on Gary.He's just gonna take it out on me.
398 00:21:21 Calvin is on Mars.
399 00:21:23 Jan, Brandon, Jim, they're all there.
400 00:21:25 How many boyfriends do you have?
401 00:21:27 It's really that simple.
402 00:21:35 Goodbye, Walt.
403 00:21:58 Hey.
404 00:22:00 I know I went radio silentfor a hot minute
405 00:22:02 but I promisethis will make up for it
406 00:22:05 because...
407 00:22:07 you just got the world'sfirst interstellar cat video.
408 00:22:11 This little genius snuck intoone of our escape pods back on Earth.
409 00:22:14 Now, she's gonna bethe first cat on Mars.
410 00:22:17 I named her Ripley. Say hi.
411 00:22:22 This little genius snuck intoone of our escape pods back on Earth.
412 00:22:28 ...into one of our escape podsback on Earth.
413 00:22:31 Oh, my God.
414 00:22:33 Walt, I saw you consuming alcohol.
415 00:22:36 I must administer a breathalyzer.
416 00:22:38 - Breathe on my face.- Bye, Gary.
417 00:22:43 - I'll miss you.- Goodbye, Walt.
418 00:22:45 I have already forgotten you.
419 00:22:57 Okay. You can do this. You're okay.
420 00:23:09 I'm billionaire astronaut Leon Kovi
421 00:23:11 and it's my pleasure to welcome you
422 00:23:13 to the Kovi IndustriesInternational Spaceport.
423 00:23:16 Together, we can build a better world
424 00:23:19 on a different world.
425 00:23:22 - Hey!- Oh, my God.
426 00:23:24 What are you doing here?
427 00:23:25 And what are you wearing?
428 00:23:27 I just came to see the launch.And I got all this duty-free.
429 00:23:30 Wore it right out of the store.
430 00:23:31 Duty free doesn't mean free.You just robbed a gift shop.
431 00:23:34 What? No.
432 00:23:35 Wait, really?
433 00:23:39 Look, I just came to apologize.I was a dick. Also, I need a favor.
434 00:23:43 You are the ingrown toenailof humanity.
435 00:23:45 - Leave me alone.- Just hear me out for one minute.
436 00:23:48 All I need is for youto tell security I'm your family
437 00:23:50 - so I can accompany you to the gate.- What?
438 00:23:52 No. God! I'm leaving this planetlargely because of you.
439 00:23:55 And I totally understand.Again, so, so sorry.
440 00:23:57 - It's just...- It's just, "Go away."
441 00:24:03 You had a plan, right?
442 00:24:04 So you know what it feels likewhen that plan gets taken from you.
443 00:24:06 How it just kills you?
444 00:24:08 I barely got in this school.I took out hundred loans
445 00:24:11 and I worked a dozen crappy jobsbecause this was my plan.
446 00:24:14 To go to Mars.
447 00:24:15 And now Ginny is thereand I have to be with her.
448 00:24:17 I have to adventure with her.Just like you.
449 00:24:20 - Just like Kelvin.- Calvin.
450 00:24:22 Just like Calvin.
451 00:24:24 But now Ginny is gone.
452 00:24:26 And all I have left isone last chance to see
453 00:24:28 a rocket launch up close
454 00:24:30 which I have dreamt aboutfor as long as I can remember.
455 00:24:33 Sophie...
456 00:24:35 you can keep my dream alive
457 00:24:38 if only for a couple more hours.
458 00:24:44 Please.
459 00:24:46 Please help me.
460 00:24:48 You are not allowed to talk.
461 00:24:55 And on the first colonial missionthe ship's hull was damaged.
462 00:24:57 Kovi had to survive in the air ducts.
463 00:24:59 Now, he almost died
464 00:25:01 but his lung capacityis unparalleled.
465 00:25:03 My lung capacityis also kind of unparalleled.
466 00:25:06 When I was a kid, I actuallywent under in the wave pool.
467 00:25:08 I was down there for, like,three minutes
468 00:25:09 before anyone could evenpull me back up.
469 00:25:11 They all thought I drowned,but I really just passed out.
470 00:25:14 That's why I never go tothe bathroom in the wave pool.
471 00:25:16 Did you know that this whole buildingis triple-reinforced with concrete?
472 00:25:19 Space concrete. In case the shuttleexplodes on the launchpad.
473 00:25:22 Which has only happened twice.
474 00:25:24 - What's happening?- Shut up.
475 00:25:26 It's something I have to dowhen I'm nervous.
476 00:25:28 - I dance to relieve tension.- No... I'm into it.
477 00:25:33 - Don't make fun of me.- I'm not.
478 00:25:35 This is the first interesting thingI've seen you do.
479 00:25:38 I hate when boys do that.
480 00:25:39 As if they are the arbitersof all that is interesting.
481 00:25:46 Final call for all zones.
482 00:25:48 Final boarding call for all zones.
483 00:25:55 - Okay. This is it.- This is it.
484 00:25:57 Goodbye forever, Walt.
485 00:25:59 - Well, maybe not forever.- Forever.
486 00:26:02 Oh, I actually got you something.
487 00:26:05 Don't worry, I paid for it this time.
488 00:26:06 But Duty Free should reallychange its name.
489 00:26:08 - Walt.- Right. Yeah.
490 00:26:11 Thank you for everything.
491 00:26:13 Also, makes us even for the orb.
492 00:26:15 Sure. We're even.
493 00:26:24 Last guest on. Locking up the gate.
494 00:26:39 One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.
495 00:26:43 Three Mississippi.
496 00:26:46 Cosmic background temperatureis currently -455°F.
497 00:27:46 Welcome to the Kovi Industriesstandard-issue escape pod.
498 00:27:49 Our orbital shuttlewill gently transfer you
499 00:27:52 to the Olarun Four
500 00:27:54 our state-of-the-art cruiser
501 00:27:55 where you'll enjoy the journeyto Mars in unparalleled comfort.
502 00:28:00 And remember, once we take off
503 00:28:02 there is literally no turning back.
504 00:28:18 Ten, nine
505 00:28:21 eight
506 00:28:23 seven
507 00:28:24 six
508 00:28:26 five
509 00:28:28 - four, three, two, one.- I am coming to Mars.
510 00:29:27 Hey, that wasn't so bad, was it?
511 00:29:29 Considering we allcould have blown up.
512 00:29:31 Just kidding. You're nowdocking with the Olarun Four
513 00:29:35 where you'll enjoycomplimentary gravity
514 00:29:37 a self-guided spacewalk.
515 00:29:47 Welcome to the Olarun Four
516 00:29:50 your home for the next 35 days.
517 00:29:53 I'm self-made billionaire Leon Kovi
518 00:29:55 and I cannot waitto meet you on Mars.
519 00:29:59 You did it! You're on the ship!
520 00:30:00 - Yay, Sophie!- You made it!
521 00:30:03 Calvin isn't worth it!
522 00:30:05 - All right...- Bye! I love you!
523 00:30:08 Right this way.
524 00:30:11 - Straight down the hallway.- I love you. Call me.
525 00:30:15 Captain Tarter, you are neededon the flight deck.
526 00:30:18 Although the computeris piloting the ship.
527 00:30:30 - You.- I work here.
528 00:30:33 Oh, thank God it's you.
529 00:30:35 You asshole!
530 00:30:36 - Wait...- You used me.
531 00:30:39 No. A little. I can explain.
532 00:30:42 I'm gonna hide in that air duct.You're never gonna see me again.
533 00:30:44 Until you get caught. Or die.
534 00:30:47 I'm not gonna get caught.
535 00:30:49 - I already caught you.- Exactly. What are the chances
536 00:30:51 that's gonna happen again?
537 00:30:53 - You're so strong.- Shut up.
538 00:30:56 They will run your information,they will link you to me.
539 00:30:57 I brought you through security.
540 00:31:00 - Aiding and abetting.- Yeah, but you didn't know.
541 00:31:02 Best case scenario,they send us back in escape pods.
542 00:31:05 No, I can't get backon one of those things.
543 00:31:06 And you go to the jailfor five to ten.
544 00:31:07 I would be put ona no-fly list indefinitely.
545 00:31:09 I can't see Calvin or any of them.
546 00:31:11 For years, we'll...What are you doing?
547 00:31:13 I'm texting Ginny.
548 00:31:22 I broke your orb by accident.
549 00:31:24 It is a closed network.
550 00:31:27 You text Ginny, anyone, you...
551 00:31:30 We get caught.
552 00:31:33 Then let's get in the air ducts.
553 00:31:37 Come with me.
554 00:31:43 Hello, Sophie.
555 00:31:45 Initiating ambient sound control.
556 00:31:50 Hey. You cannot,under any circumstances
557 00:31:52 leave my room, okay?
558 00:31:53 - What?- I will sneak you in food.
559 00:31:55 There's a bathroom.It'll be like camping.
560 00:31:58 Okay, clearly, you've never gonecamping before
561 00:32:00 and I'm not going to spendmy first trip to space on the toilet.
562 00:32:03 Because you prefer the air ducts?
563 00:32:05 Because what do you think happens
564 00:32:07 when two people are trappedin the same room together?
565 00:32:09 When two humans are confinedfor an extended period
566 00:32:12 it results in either more humans
567 00:32:14 or fewer humans.
568 00:32:15 - Who is that?- That's Cornelia.
569 00:32:17 Complimentary AI for the journey.
570 00:32:19 And I'm your captain, Tarter.
571 00:32:21 Captain Tarter.
572 00:32:26 Calvin.
573 00:32:27 - I like your sauce.- It's Captain.
574 00:32:30 The sauce is my father.
575 00:32:35 What the fuck?
576 00:32:37 I don't remember youfrom orientation.
577 00:32:39 What happened?
578 00:32:40 Did you have to come right backand just rip his jumpsuit off?
579 00:32:44 - Yeah?- This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
580 00:32:46 Long-term girlfriend.
581 00:32:50 I don't believe it.
582 00:32:54 I'm gonna have to renamethis corridor Lovers' Lane.
583 00:32:56 Tabby! Celeste!
584 00:32:58 Come meet your new neighbors.
585 00:33:00 Hello. I'm Tabby.
586 00:33:03 - This is Celeste.- Hi. I'm Celeste.
587 00:33:05 - Sophie.- Calvin.
588 00:33:07 - I'm a scientist.- Engineer.
589 00:33:09 - Double threat.- Enough shoptalk.
590 00:33:12 Tabby and Celeste over here,or can I call you Taboo and Celery?
591 00:33:15 They've been engaged for nine years.
592 00:33:17 We are actually not engaged.
593 00:33:21 Yet. It's just when we weretalking earlier
594 00:33:24 I was saying,"We'll probably get engaged
595 00:33:28 once we get to Mars."
596 00:33:30 - Congratulations?- You know, as captain
597 00:33:32 I could marry all of you guys.
598 00:33:35 I mean, not like a four-way thing.
599 00:33:36 - Two weddings.- We should do this.
600 00:33:37 - No.- Full disclosure.
601 00:33:39 I just need to havea party on this ship.
602 00:33:40 Honestly. I can pilota four-billion-dollar spaceship
603 00:33:43 through an asteroid belt, but I can'tget one of you guys to let loose.
604 00:33:47 You know what I'm talking about?
605 00:33:49 You don't.
606 00:33:51 Well, it was nice to meet you.
607 00:33:53 Yeah.
608 00:33:55 Okay.
609 00:33:56 All right, you guys.
610 00:33:58 Just need to see your IDso I can check you in
611 00:34:00 and I'll be out of your love nest.
612 00:34:06 I don't seem to have my ID on me.
613 00:34:08 I don't wanna hold you up.I can run it by the bridge later.
614 00:34:11 I knew it.
615 00:34:14 You're the looks, she's the brains.
616 00:34:18 Listen, when you find it,just scan it on the wall
617 00:34:21 and Cornelia will log you in.
618 00:34:23 'Kay? Awesome.
619 00:34:27 Happy early birthday.
620 00:34:29 How old is she gonna be?
621 00:34:34 Trick question.You never say a woman's age.
622 00:34:38 How old do I look?
623 00:34:40 Trick question.
624 00:34:44 A-hole.
625 00:34:50 - It's your birthday?- In two weeks.
626 00:34:52 - Listen, I gotta...- We should throw a party!
627 00:34:53 I don't do birthdays.
628 00:34:55 Jehovah's Witness?
629 00:34:56 No. They're arbitrary,and we don't need
630 00:34:58 any extra attention.
631 00:34:59 Well, extra attentionis kinda the point.
632 00:35:00 Oh, no, I see what you mean.
633 00:35:02 All onboard data flows throughthe manifest
634 00:35:04 which is controlledby the ship's log.
635 00:35:06 So if anyone knowshow to print you an ID, it's them.
636 00:35:09 How do you know all this stuff?
637 00:35:10 Do you think I would letthe love of my life
638 00:35:12 take one of these shipsacross the solar system
639 00:35:14 without knowing exactlyhow it's made?
640 00:35:18 Don't say that, like, it's normal.
641 00:35:30 Hello?
642 00:35:39 R-I-G... G?
643 00:35:50 Says here you were alreadyon the Olarun Two.
644 00:35:53 Oh, there...
645 00:35:54 Earl, this is a clerical error.
646 00:35:57 You know how computersjust get buggy sometimes?
647 00:36:00 Why are you two standingso far apart?
648 00:36:03 Most young couples are all overeach other, kissing...
649 00:36:06 at an alarming frequency.
650 00:36:08 Yeah.
651 00:36:10 That makes sense.
652 00:36:11 Right, sweetie?
653 00:36:18 Ah! Say, Earl... what's this?
654 00:36:23 Space wine.
655 00:36:24 Cool.
656 00:36:25 I usually drink alone.
657 00:36:27 I gave Carla a glass,but she can't hold her liquor.
658 00:36:32 Carla?
659 00:36:33 Oh. Carla, the computer.
660 00:36:36 You can't hold your liquor.
661 00:36:43 Earl...
662 00:36:53 All right.
663 00:36:55 Soft reboot, Earl.
664 00:36:57 How do you know how to do all this?
665 00:36:59 My thesis is on eliminatingplanned obsolescence
666 00:37:02 and universal mechanical literacy
667 00:37:04 as key tools to promotebiospheric sustainability.
668 00:37:07 It'd be kind of ironic
669 00:37:08 if I didn't know how to fix it,you know?
670 00:37:10 Yeah. Yeah, I know. I do know...
671 00:37:12 - It's ironic.- Earl, is that you?
672 00:37:15 I had the most terrible dream.
673 00:37:17 Let's get you that ID.
674 00:37:19 Hello, Calvin.
675 00:37:21 Hello, Calvin.
676 00:37:23 Hello, Calvin.
677 00:37:26 Hello, Calvin.
678 00:37:27 Your photo will show upin all the system reports
679 00:37:29 so as long as no one doesa deep search, you should be fine.
680 00:37:33 Calvin hates social media.
681 00:37:35 Okay. Amazing.Wow. My heart is racing.
682 00:37:37 - What are we doing next?- Next? We lay low.
683 00:37:39 What? No. Oh, my heart.
684 00:37:41 - Gary?- Cornelia.
685 00:37:43 Cornelia, is my heart normal?
686 00:37:44 Your biorhythms are elevated.
687 00:37:46 You may be experiencingcardiac arrest
688 00:37:49 or sexual reproduction.
689 00:37:50 Oh, it's definitelynot sexual reproduction.
690 00:37:52 Okay. We need a routine.
691 00:37:54 Be seen enough not to draw attention.
692 00:37:57 Oh, here we go.
693 00:37:59 A lecture series by a fewof the Mars specialists on board.
694 00:38:01 Hard pass.
695 00:38:02 - Bathing in zero G...- Soft maybe.
696 00:38:04 Food tube cooking, spacewalk...
697 00:38:07 Spacewalk?
698 00:38:08 No. You need a partner for that
699 00:38:10 and there's no way I'm gettingoff the ship until it lands.
700 00:38:12 Come on, Sophie. We are in the clear.
701 00:38:15 Let's go have some fun.
702 00:38:17 We're not gonna get caught.
703 00:38:18 They're not gonna kick us off.
704 00:38:20 Check it. Cornelia?
705 00:38:21 Greetings, Calvin-Walt.
706 00:38:23 Nope. Just Calvin.
707 00:38:25 Cornelia, wasn't there a stowawayon the Olarun Three?
708 00:38:27 Yes. A feline was discovered.
709 00:38:29 And isn't that catnow the very first cat on Mars?
710 00:38:31 - No.- See?
711 00:38:32 What?
712 00:38:33 She is awaiting trial for her crimesagainst the company.
713 00:38:36 Ripley.
714 00:38:38 And that's why we stick to the plan.
715 00:38:40 - What's this?- Calvin's practice interviews.
716 00:38:42 If you're going to be him,you have to get to know him.
717 00:38:44 You filmed them?
718 00:38:46 I will download his thesis for youand explain it to you
719 00:38:49 and show yousome of the messages he sent me.
720 00:38:52 The PG ones.
721 00:38:54 You mean the boring ones.
722 00:38:56 Cornelia, please dim the lights.
723 00:39:02 This is gonna suck, isn't it?
724 00:39:04 Only for 35 days.
725 00:39:16 We can do quizzesat 7.00am and 8.00pm.
726 00:39:19 - Two a day?- Yes!
727 00:39:21 What about...
728 00:39:22 personal intimacy time?
729 00:39:24 We share that room.
730 00:39:26 Exercise some self-control.
731 00:39:35 Hey... there she is.
732 00:39:38 - Sorry, do we have a call scheduled?- No, no, we didn't.
733 00:39:40 I just thought that you mightbe in the mood.
734 00:39:44 Got to shit.
735 00:39:45 Wrong room! Wrong room!
736 00:39:47 Whoa! Whoa! Hypocrite... Hypocrite!
737 00:39:50 Sophie! Sophie?
738 00:39:52 - You get ten minutes a day.- Fifteen.
739 00:39:54 - Twelve.- Fine.
740 00:39:56 Humans. AI. A crucial relationship
741 00:40:00 that should alwaysremain professional.
742 00:40:03 Even I struggle to follow.
743 00:40:05 We would love it if you woulddo a lecture on terraforming.
744 00:40:08 - No.- Since you are the expert.
745 00:40:10 He had a traumatic accidenton stage last year
746 00:40:14 and he's recovering still.
747 00:40:17 Did you get an erection?
748 00:40:18 - What?- Yes.
749 00:40:20 - Oh, my God.- Wow.
750 00:40:21 - You have to keep a low profile.- I am.
751 00:40:23 People wanna hang out with meeven after the erection rumors.
752 00:40:26 It's weird, I know.It's never happened to me before.
753 00:40:28 It's becausethey wanna hang out with Calvin.
754 00:40:31 Ginny doesn't care if I work out.
755 00:40:33 She does.
756 00:40:35 No, she doesn't.
757 00:40:38 She does.
758 00:40:40 Hey. No.
759 00:40:42 Pick it up.
760 00:40:43 Given my majorin biochemical engineering
761 00:40:46 and my parents' existing employmentat Kovi Industries.
762 00:40:48 Not that I should be hired, but...
763 00:40:50 through nepotismor something like that.
764 00:40:54 I just mean that maybe if I could...
765 00:40:55 - Hey, relax.- I am relaxed.
766 00:40:57 You're doing fine.
767 00:40:58 Why don't you talk about howwe use the same tech on Earth
768 00:41:01 to aid in waste reduction...
769 00:41:02 - Sophie.- develop new bioplastics
770 00:41:04 - and innovate...- Sophie.
771 00:41:05 - Please just focus on the camera.- Fine.
772 00:41:07 Okay, if I deviate too much
773 00:41:08 they'll just skipto the next applicant, okay?
774 00:41:10 Sure. Rolling.
775 00:41:12 Good night, sweet passengers.
776 00:41:14 May your dreams be filledwith the counting of electric sheep.
777 00:41:17 Hey! You're coming to Mars?
778 00:41:20 - And then you go radio silent?- Mother...
779 00:41:23 - Hello, Sophie.- Privacy! Privacy!
780 00:41:24 - Wait! Are you watching porn?- You're coming to Mars?
781 00:41:26 - What? No!- Lights!
782 00:41:28 - Pause. Just pause.- Play.
783 00:41:30 Hi. You're coming to Mars?
784 00:41:34 And then you go radio silent?
785 00:41:37 I don't know if you're serious or not
786 00:41:39 - but call me.- You logged in? Are you kidding?
787 00:41:42 I couldn't tell if Ginnywas actually excited
788 00:41:44 that I was coming to Mars.
789 00:41:45 I'm just trying to geta more scientific answer.
790 00:41:47 You're usingfacial recognition software
791 00:41:49 to find outif your girlfriend likes you?
792 00:41:51 Likelihood of romantic interest...
793 00:41:54 - 82%.- Yeah!
794 00:41:55 - Who was that?- I am Gary.
795 00:41:57 Oh, that's Cornelia.
796 00:41:58 I reprogrammed her nameand voice to Gary.
797 00:42:00 - After Gary.- You can't do that.
798 00:42:02 I'm lonely.And you don't let me talk to anyone.
799 00:42:03 No. You can't change thingswithout telling me, okay?
800 00:42:06 There's a planand we stick to the plan.
801 00:42:08 If we don't, we go to jail,or we get ejected into the sun.
802 00:42:12 You can't just unilaterallychange things
803 00:42:13 because you're insecureabout your relationship.
804 00:42:15 Oh, I'm sorry.
805 00:42:16 Are you talking to me orare you talking to Calvin right now?
806 00:42:17 What's that supposed to mean?
807 00:42:19 I didn't change your plans.Calvin did.
808 00:42:21 I didn't ditch you to go to Marsfor a job, Calvin did.
809 00:42:24 I didn't refuse to send you nudes.
810 00:42:27 Those texts were off-limits.
811 00:42:29 I saw them by accident.
812 00:42:30 Where are you going?
813 00:42:34 I saw Earl eating ice cream
814 00:42:35 but they don't serve itin the cafeteria
815 00:42:36 which meanshe's got his own little supply
816 00:42:38 that I'm gonna steal from
817 00:42:39 because I am stressed.And when I'm stressed, I need sugar.
818 00:42:42 No!
819 00:42:53 I work here!
820 00:42:55 Does that ever really work?
821 00:42:58 Most of the time, yeah.
822 00:43:00 We have to get out of here.
823 00:43:01 We are going to get caught.
824 00:43:02 You are the only personthat ever catches me.
825 00:43:05 Okay. Okay.
826 00:43:06 If you're gonna be here,you gotta pull your weight.
827 00:43:09 I know you're not used
828 00:43:10 to this sort of sneaking aroundespionage thing.
829 00:43:12 I am. I'm the expert here
830 00:43:13 so I'm gonna be lookingfor the refrigeration unit.
831 00:43:15 The cooling kind.
832 00:43:17 Like that one?
833 00:43:21 Okay. Come on.
834 00:43:23 Guess this means I'm kinda groundedfor the rest of the flight?
835 00:43:26 - Kinda.- Copy that.
836 00:43:28 And can you please keep your opinionsabout my relationship to yourself?
837 00:43:31 You've no idea whatwe've been through.
838 00:43:33 Hello, Sophie.
839 00:43:35 You're right.
840 00:43:36 Ambient sound control activated.
841 00:43:39 Sorry.
842 00:43:43 Okay. Apology accepted.
843 00:43:46 You know, you're almost always right.
844 00:43:48 Even in those lastthree arguments with Calvin.
845 00:43:50 And I know I shouldn'thave read them...
846 00:43:52 but you were right.
847 00:43:54 It's honestly creepyand kind of annoying
848 00:43:56 how right you are all the time.
849 00:43:58 Especially as someonewho is wrong almost all the time.
850 00:44:01 Never right.
851 00:44:02 Well, except right now.
852 00:44:04 Me saying that you're right...
853 00:44:06 Okay. I got it. Thanks.Now, let's go.
854 00:44:09 And you're totally right to lock mein here for the rest of the trip.
855 00:44:15 But can we please startmy house arrest tomorrow?
856 00:44:18 Why?
857 00:44:22 This is made out of algae?
858 00:44:27 Smells like it.
859 00:44:28 This is pretty bad.
860 00:44:30 It's awful.
861 00:44:32 Calvin would love it.
862 00:44:33 Okay, that's...
863 00:44:35 probably true.
864 00:44:38 I don't know how he does it.
865 00:44:40 Does what?
866 00:44:41 Super focused, algae genius thing.
867 00:44:45 Like it's all he thinks about.
868 00:44:46 It's not all he thinks about.
869 00:44:48 Okay, well...
870 00:44:50 the great thing about being Walt
871 00:44:52 is that he's not smart enough
872 00:44:54 to think about any one thingfor too long.
873 00:44:57 I miss Walt. Good guy.
874 00:45:00 Handsome.
875 00:45:03 So, what about you and Ginny?
876 00:45:07 What about us?
877 00:45:08 You're flying to Mars for her.You must have some sort of plan.
878 00:45:12 I don't know.
879 00:45:16 I steal the spaceship...
880 00:45:18 travel the stars...
881 00:45:20 adventure.
882 00:45:24 What?
883 00:45:26 You've been on a spaceship
884 00:45:27 traveling through the starsyour entire life.
885 00:45:34 Earth.
886 00:45:38 In a billion years
887 00:45:40 we will never buildor find anything quite like it.
888 00:45:45 It's our only spaceship.
889 00:45:50 What could we possibly do out herethat we couldn't do there?
890 00:45:56 You ever worry the wrong personis headed to the wrong planet?
891 00:46:02 Me and Calvin?
892 00:46:05 No.
893 00:46:07 We'll be back.
894 00:46:09 Once his contract is up...
895 00:46:11 First his turn, then my turn.
896 00:46:14 Right. The plan.
897 00:46:17 We're building a life together.
898 00:46:19 And when you findsomething extraordinary
899 00:46:21 you fight for it.
900 00:46:23 Sacrifice for it. Protect it.
901 00:46:27 Yes.
902 00:46:29 Because what most of usfail to appreciate...
903 00:46:34 when presentedwith something truly unique
904 00:46:36 is that it will only ever exist once.
905 00:46:39 You read my thesis.
906 00:46:41 I may have even understood it.
907 00:46:42 That is weirdly touching.
908 00:47:02 That algae really isn't sitting well.
909 00:47:04 Don't mention algae.
910 00:47:06 Hello, peers.
911 00:47:08 Unfortunately, I've just learnedthat our scheduled speaker
912 00:47:12 Doctor Franklin Dearborn...
913 00:47:14 has come down with a mild caseof "space madness."
914 00:47:18 - Awesome.- And his scheduled presentation
915 00:47:20 on the theoretical limitsof quantum propulsion
916 00:47:22 is being rescheduled.
917 00:47:25 However, I was logging onto one of the community terminals
918 00:47:28 and I came across this fascinatingthesis presentation.
919 00:47:33 There it is.
920 00:47:35 Calvin Riggins...
921 00:47:37 - Oh, shit.- Oh, my God.
922 00:47:38 ...is our very modest
923 00:47:40 but very accomplished expertin terraformation.
924 00:47:42 - And I'm hoping he'll save the day- No.
925 00:47:44 by coming up hereand teaching us a bit
926 00:47:46 about how Mars will somedaybe as green as Earth.
927 00:47:49 Hopefully, greener,as Earth is dying.
928 00:47:53 Come on up here, Calvin.
929 00:47:57 - What do I do?- I don't know. Maybe just riff.
930 00:48:00 Isn't, like, talking your superpower?
931 00:48:01 - Calvin!- One second.
932 00:48:03 Calvin! Calvin!
933 00:48:05 Calvin! Calvin!
934 00:48:07 Give me one of your earbuds.We'll use it like a walkie-talkie.
935 00:48:10 You can just tell me what to say.
936 00:48:12 I left them in the room.
937 00:48:13 Get up here!
938 00:48:15 Have them eject me towards the sun.
939 00:48:17 Calvin! Calvin!
940 00:48:19 He's coming up!
941 00:48:22 Don't worry.If you get an erection, keep going.
942 00:48:32 Hi.
943 00:48:34 I'm... I'm Calvin.
944 00:48:37 I'm a terraformologist.
945 00:48:44 Zinger!
946 00:48:45 Let's start with the basics.
947 00:48:48 Terraforming...
948 00:48:51 which comes fromthe Latin term "Terra..."
949 00:48:54 - Oh, God.- ...meaning "Earth..."
950 00:48:56 and forming...
951 00:48:58 That's forming.
952 00:49:05 "Changing Mars for us."
953 00:49:08 Changing for us.
954 00:49:14 Changing...
955 00:49:21 Someone a lot smarter than meonce said
956 00:49:22 that Mars is like our mirror.
957 00:49:24 The reflection of what is deepestin our hearts.
958 00:49:28 Calvin, that's so true.
959 00:49:30 After traveling with you guysfor the last few weeks
960 00:49:33 I don't really knowif that's true anymore.
961 00:49:37 When I look at you
962 00:49:38 I see the smartest peopleon the planet.
963 00:49:42 And you've spent your entire lives
964 00:49:45 trying to check an impossibleset of boxes...
965 00:49:51 for Mars.
966 00:49:52 And I get it.
967 00:49:54 Mars is awesome. I applied tothis program, like, 37 times.
968 00:50:04 But maybe when you find that thing
969 00:50:06 that you're willing to crossthe entire universe to be with...
970 00:50:09 just... make sure it's readyto do the same for you.
971 00:50:18 Don't terraform yourself.
972 00:50:21 It's your life, too.
973 00:50:36 Thanks for listening!
974 00:50:39 I'm done.
975 00:50:40 That was it? A little short.
976 00:50:43 Tabby...
977 00:50:45 let's get married.
978 00:50:47 What?
979 00:50:49 I mean engaged to get married.
980 00:50:52 Calvin's presentation, it was uselessfrom a technical perspective
981 00:50:56 but he's right.
982 00:51:00 I should havenever put Mars before us.
983 00:51:03 Before you.
984 00:51:04 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
985 00:51:06 What say you, woman?
986 00:51:08 Yes!
987 00:51:09 Yes!
988 00:51:15 Listen up, everybody.
989 00:51:17 Mandatory engagement partyin T-minus 30 minutes.
990 00:51:25 It's finally happening!
991 00:51:27 A real dance party!
992 00:51:30 It's time to shine, bitch.
993 00:51:37 Hey!
994 00:51:47 Hey.
995 00:51:49 Did you make this?
996 00:51:51 I didn't pack a dress.
997 00:51:55 You are so annoyingly good at things.
998 00:51:58 Coming from a guy that just inspiredan engagement party
999 00:52:01 with a speech pulled fromthe deepest recesses of his own ass.
1000 00:52:04 Oh, this isn't an engagement party.
1001 00:52:06 What are you talking about?
1002 00:52:09 It's a birthday party.
1003 00:52:12 I don't do birthdays.
1004 00:52:16 You also don't fly on rockets
1005 00:52:18 or conspire with stowaways.
1006 00:52:20 I think you just gotta face it.
1007 00:52:23 You're a space criminal now.
1008 00:52:26 Now make a wish. And don't wishto go on a spacewalk with me
1009 00:52:29 because that's, kind of,an open-door policy.
1010 00:52:32 Any time. Any time.
1011 00:52:34 Please.
1012 00:52:37 Spacewalk.
1013 00:52:38 My wish.
1014 00:52:39 You got it.
1015 00:52:43 Do you wanna get your parentson a video call?
1016 00:52:47 My parents died when I was 14.
1017 00:52:51 What?
1018 00:52:56 I'm so sorry.
1019 00:52:58 I had no idea.
1020 00:53:00 Calvin's family took me in.
1021 00:53:02 Well, Jan, actually.
1022 00:53:05 She didn't even hesitate.It was just, "Here's your room."
1023 00:53:09 "What are your favorite meals?"
1024 00:53:11 And "I'm ready to go shoppingwhenever you are."
1025 00:53:26 You know, Calvin probably wouldn'tgo to a party like this.
1026 00:53:31 Okay. I'll go peacefully.
1027 00:53:33 Just let me have one more song.
1028 00:53:35 No, I mean...you should be Walt tonight.
1029 00:53:41 'Cause you miss him so much.
1030 00:53:45 Come on, Tsukino.
1031 00:53:51 Yeah!
1032 00:54:00 - Oh, my God, it's our room.- Here we go.
1033 00:54:03 Ambient sound control activated.
1034 00:54:05 I should really gohang up this dress.
1035 00:54:06 Yeah, let's keep it on.
1036 00:54:08 Think of it like a really big bib.
1037 00:54:09 That space wine hits extra hardwith this altitude.
1038 00:54:13 Oh, my God, Walt.
1039 00:54:14 We are in space, not high in the sky.
1040 00:54:18 Do you have any idea how space works?
1041 00:54:23 I'm sorry.
1042 00:54:25 Sometimes you're just so dumband it makes me so angry.
1043 00:54:29 I know.
1044 00:54:32 Makes me angry too.
1045 00:54:41 Gary, can you please dim the lights?
1046 00:54:45 I feel like a Hot Pocket.
1047 00:54:56 Hey.
1048 00:55:02 What should we do for my birthday?
1049 00:55:08 Something old Sophie couldn't...
1050 00:55:12 but new Sophie can.
1051 00:55:17 I can't do this.
1052 00:55:19 You can totally do this.
1053 00:55:20 - We're gonna die.- Eventually.
1054 00:55:21 In glorious battle.
1055 00:55:23 - Let's go back inside.- No...
1056 00:55:27 Look at me.
1057 00:55:29 On three.
1058 00:55:30 What? What on three?
1059 00:55:31 You know what on three.
1060 00:55:34 Seriously?
1061 00:55:36 One.
1062 00:55:40 One.
1063 00:55:42 - Two.- Two.
1064 00:55:44 - Three.- Three.
1065 00:56:07 Kovi Industries is not responsiblefor your actions on this spacewalk.
1066 00:56:11 Should your tether break,we must assume user error.
1067 00:56:15 Please launch yourselvesonto the platform.
1068 00:56:20 Come on.
1069 00:56:21 Getting closerisn't gonna change the view.
1070 00:56:24 Getting closeralways changes the view.
1071 00:56:58 No...
1072 00:57:00 Stay.
1073 00:57:09 You can do this. You can do this.He is no better than you.
1074 00:57:11 You're brave. You're strong.You can do this.
1075 00:57:44 Is it everything you imagined?
1076 00:57:47 No.
1077 00:57:50 Of course, it's not.
1078 00:57:52 It's so much better.
1079 00:58:46 What the hell was that?
1080 00:58:47 I don't know.
1081 00:58:49 Please remain calm, human passengers
1082 00:58:51 as there is nothing you can doto increase your odds of survival.
1083 00:58:55 All right. Listen up, everybody.Roughly 11 minutes ago
1084 00:58:58 our hull was breachedby an unidentified piece of debris.
1085 00:59:01 Our O2 reserves have been pierced
1086 00:59:03 so we'll be dockingat the Mars orbital station
1087 00:59:05 and we'll take a freight shuttleto the surface.
1088 00:59:07 Come with me.
1089 00:59:09 Hello, Sophie.
1090 00:59:10 They're checking IDsat the Mars database
1091 00:59:12 which is basically space customs.
1092 00:59:13 So the moment they scan yours
1093 00:59:14 they're gonna see that Calvinis already on Mars.
1094 00:59:15 - Oh, shit.- Question.
1095 00:59:17 Do you think you can fitin my suitcase?
1096 00:59:20 That feels like a first draft idea.
1097 00:59:22 Okay. Well, if you weren't so gangly,then it might work.
1098 00:59:24 What if we say there are two Calvins?
1099 00:59:26 The one on Marsis already the imposter.
1100 00:59:28 I could sleep with Captain Tarter.I know that I'm her type.
1101 00:59:30 It's like a honeypot scheme.
1102 00:59:31 We know that she's indebtedto me after that point
1103 00:59:33 and not because I want toor anything, but because it
1104 00:59:35 - you know, would help us...- Okay, stop.
1105 00:59:39 How do you feel about air ducts?
1106 00:59:43 O2 reserves dropping.
1107 00:59:45 Human passengers are advisedto remain calm
1108 00:59:48 and breathe as little as possible.
1109 00:59:49 Sophie for Walt. Sophie for Walt.
1110 00:59:52 Do you read me?
1111 00:59:53 One hundred bucks saysyou just said that into your wrist.
1112 00:59:56 No.
1113 00:59:58 Liar.
1114 00:59:59 Shut up. You need to focus.
1115 01:00:01 At the next junction, turn left.
1116 01:00:03 Turning left.
1117 01:00:07 - Turned left.- Okay.
1118 01:00:09 This shaft connectsto the orbital station.
1119 01:00:14 Take me to the what, Sophie?
1120 01:00:15 Do not, under any circumstances,go towards the turbine.
1121 01:00:19 - Sophie.- Walt.
1122 01:00:20 Walt. Walt?
1123 01:00:22 Passengers are advisedto move to Sub-concourse A.
1124 01:00:26 Do not, under any circumstances...
1125 01:00:32 lose faith in yourself.
1126 01:00:35 Come on, Walt.
1127 01:00:37 This is a lot easier.
1128 01:00:42 Walt. Walt.
1129 01:00:47 Walt?
1130 01:00:49 Walt?
1131 01:00:52 Are you up there?
1132 01:00:57 Of course.
1133 01:00:59 You picked the wrong shaft.
1134 01:01:04 You idiot. You moron.
1135 01:01:07 Hey.
1136 01:01:10 I'm here.
1137 01:01:11 I'm here.
1138 01:01:12 Why wouldn't you say so?
1139 01:01:14 I thought you were gonna do the whole
1140 01:01:16 "She thought he was deadand then she revealed
1141 01:01:18 that she actually thoughthe was a great guy" thing.
1142 01:01:23 You need to get upstairswith everyone else.
1143 01:01:25 I'm gonna be totally fine down here.
1144 01:01:27 It's pretty cramped up there,and they already checked my ID so...
1145 01:01:39 Is that a tent?
1146 01:01:50 This feels wrong.
1147 01:01:52 Sophie. We're camping.
1148 01:01:54 Think of it like foraging.
1149 01:01:55 This is camping-adjacent at best.
1150 01:01:58 Come on. Use your imagination.
1151 01:02:01 Smells bad. It's uncomfortable.
1152 01:02:04 You can go to the bathroomanywhere you want.
1153 01:02:06 Just like camping.
1154 01:02:09 I think we need a view.
1155 01:02:15 Beginning orbital rotation.
1156 01:02:17 Estimated time to arrival, 14 hours.
1157 01:02:25 Where to go first?
1158 01:02:27 Wait. Lights.
1159 01:02:29 Good idea.
1160 01:02:43 Wow.
1161 01:02:45 Titan.
1162 01:02:47 Good choice.
1163 01:02:52 Try Europa.
1164 01:03:04 I feel like it's staring at me.
1165 01:03:06 Then look away.
1166 01:03:08 No.
1167 01:03:10 That's exactly what it wants.
1168 01:03:12 I can tell this is gettingpainful for you.
1169 01:03:14 Yeah.
1170 01:03:20 Did you just break it?
1171 01:03:22 No. Just wait.
1172 01:03:30 It's the beginning.
1173 01:03:32 Of what?
1174 01:03:40 Of everything.
1175 01:03:52 Are those stars?
1176 01:03:54 Dark matter collectingunder the force of gravity.
1177 01:04:00 Invisible stringsjust pulling everything into place.
1178 01:04:14 And celestial bodies just...
1179 01:04:19 follow.
1180 01:04:34 What happened?
1181 01:04:35 I think the universe just ended.
1182 01:04:42 - We should...- I just...
1183 01:04:43 You...
1184 01:04:46 We should probably get some sleep.
1185 01:04:48 - Yeah.- Yeah.
1186 01:05:29 "Buy a small country."
1187 01:05:32 "Kidnap Gary from the coffee shop."
1188 01:05:34 He never leaves.
1189 01:05:35 "Get brain augmentingchip installed."
1190 01:05:40 Yeah. I wanna read otherpeople's minds.
1191 01:05:42 This is an impossible checklist.
1192 01:05:46 I deserve that.
1193 01:05:52 Where are we?
1194 01:05:53 We are about five minutesfrom where I grew up.
1195 01:05:57 It's basically an illegal dump site.
1196 01:06:00 My dad used to bring me out here.
1197 01:06:03 Cool.
1198 01:06:04 It was so dangerous.
1199 01:06:07 Like, exposed wires everywhere,and broken glass
1200 01:06:10 and I got electrocuted,like, a hundred times.
1201 01:06:13 - That's awesome.- Yeah.
1202 01:06:14 And it smelled terrible.
1203 01:06:18 Like, so bad.
1204 01:06:21 We were gonna save the world,one broken thing at a time.
1205 01:06:30 I loved it.
1206 01:06:33 Sophie? Where are you?
1207 01:06:36 Call me.
1208 01:06:42 I should probably go up and call him.
1209 01:07:30 Hey. I've been messaging yousince we heard about the collision.
1210 01:07:33 Why haven't you called?
1211 01:07:35 My...
1212 01:07:37 My tablet died.
1213 01:07:38 You can't disappear like that, okay?
1214 01:07:40 Jan has been losing her mind.
1215 01:07:42 - Brandon got, like, really quiet.- I just...
1216 01:07:44 Which has never happened before.
1217 01:07:46 Listen, I need to tell you something.
1218 01:07:51 Wait...
1219 01:07:54 Where are you?
1220 01:07:58 It was supposed to bea surprise, but...
1221 01:08:03 Okay, check it out.
1222 01:08:06 This is your room.
1223 01:08:12 My room?
1224 01:08:13 It was Mom's idea.
1225 01:08:16 My dad built a soldering station.
1226 01:08:20 Brandon put togethera hydroponic garden.
1227 01:08:26 And...
1228 01:08:28 and your folks.
1229 01:08:30 Already moved in.Just waiting on your arrival.
1230 01:08:33 I love it.
1231 01:08:37 I know I don't articulatethings well...
1232 01:08:41 sometimes, emotions, but...
1233 01:08:44 I know.
1234 01:08:49 You said you wantedto tell me something?
1235 01:08:52 No.
1236 01:08:54 I'll see you soon.
1237 01:08:56 I'll see you when you land.
1238 01:09:37 Walt.
1239 01:09:42 Tell me what you think.
1240 01:09:43 I'm gonna hide in one of thesestorage boxes with this O2 canister.
1241 01:09:46 When you find me,in one of the storage units
1242 01:09:49 in about...
1243 01:09:51 two-and-a-half...
1244 01:09:53 Let's say two hours, just to be safe.
1245 01:09:55 I can't.
1246 01:09:56 Are you afraid thatI'm gonna be dead?
1247 01:09:57 No. Walt.
1248 01:09:59 Look, if the box smells likea dead body...
1249 01:10:01 just keep walking.
1250 01:10:02 I can't help you anymore.
1251 01:10:09 I'm sorry.
1252 01:10:13 But this is my life.
1253 01:10:16 I can't risk it.
1254 01:10:18 Calvin...
1255 01:10:21 is here.
1256 01:10:23 His family...
1257 01:10:24 My family is here.
1258 01:10:27 And Ginny is here.
1259 01:10:28 Stop acting like our situationsare even remotely the same.
1260 01:10:32 Right.
1261 01:10:33 You're not supposed to be here.
1262 01:10:36 And you are?'Cause you can buy a ticket.
1263 01:10:41 That's not fair.
1264 01:10:42 You know what's not fair?
1265 01:10:44 Try getting this close to your dreams
1266 01:10:46 and having someone tell you
1267 01:10:47 you're not good enough 37 times.
1268 01:10:50 Or meeting the girl of your dreams
1269 01:10:51 the night before she goesto another planet
1270 01:10:53 - or having to work...- Wait.
1271 01:10:55 What?
1272 01:10:59 How long have youand Ginny been together?
1273 01:11:03 Since freshmen year-ish.
1274 01:11:04 How "ish"?
1275 01:11:10 The night before she leftfor Mars-ish.
1276 01:11:15 I'm gonna throw up.
1277 01:11:16 No, don't do that,'cause then I'm gonna throw up.
1278 01:11:20 I can't believe how selfish you are.
1279 01:11:23 You are so obsessed
1280 01:11:26 with escaping your average existence
1281 01:11:29 that you would blow up my life,her life, for what?
1282 01:11:33 For some sort of adventure?
1283 01:11:35 For some stupid journal entry?
1284 01:11:37 Sophie, I couldn't blow upyour life if I tried.
1285 01:11:41 You're living his life.
1286 01:11:43 That's ridiculous.
1287 01:11:45 Do you think he's gonna move for you?
1288 01:11:47 Do you think he's gonna go backto Earth for you?
1289 01:11:49 That he's not going to getoffered a better job
1290 01:11:52 and you're gonna go alongwith it, like you always do?
1291 01:11:54 You don't know anything about him.
1292 01:11:55 I actually do.
1293 01:11:58 I've had to be him.
1294 01:12:03 He's never gonna meet you halfway.
1295 01:12:04 He's never going to follow you.
1296 01:12:08 You're a coward, Sophie.
1297 01:12:15 Someday...
1298 01:12:17 when that stupid journal is filled...
1299 01:12:20 you're gonna flip through itand realize
1300 01:12:23 just how pointless it all was.
1301 01:12:33 Sophie...
1302 01:12:35 I'm here because I am wanted here.
1303 01:12:50 You are herebecause no one cares where you are.
1304 01:13:31 Identification confirmed.
1305 01:13:33 Greetings, Walt from Earth.
1306 01:13:35 You are under arrest on Mars.
1307 01:14:32 Hello, Calvin.
1308 01:14:34 And here we are.
1309 01:14:47 - Welcome home!- Welcome home!
1310 01:14:50 Hi.
1311 01:14:52 - I missed you.- I missed you.
1312 01:15:02 You will be kept hereuntil the return launch.
1313 01:15:04 If you cannot afford an attorney
1314 01:15:06 one will be provided for you.
1315 01:15:08 There are currentlyno human attorneys on Mars.
1316 01:15:11 If you're not here to rescue me,can you just leave?
1317 01:15:14 Hey, stranger.
1318 01:15:16 What? How are you here?
1319 01:15:19 I know a guy.
1320 01:15:21 You know a guy?
1321 01:15:23 This is Edgar.
1322 01:15:25 'Sup?
1323 01:15:26 Hey, guy.
1324 01:15:28 Two minutes?
1325 01:15:34 He's awesome.
1326 01:15:35 You know what?
1327 01:15:37 He is awesome.
1328 01:15:42 He is also my boyfriend.
1329 01:15:45 My new boyfriend.
1330 01:15:53 You're dating my guard?
1331 01:15:55 You followed me to Marsafter one night.
1332 01:15:59 Kind of needed to start datinga security guard.
1333 01:16:05 Just to be clear...
1334 01:16:08 you're not here to rescue me?
1335 01:16:11 No.
1336 01:16:13 But I did bring you some company.
1337 01:16:20 Ripley?
1338 01:16:21 Oh, my God. Hi.
1339 01:16:23 What are you doing here?I thought you were arrested.
1340 01:16:30 Time to go.
1341 01:16:41 You'll be okay, Walt.
1342 01:16:43 I mean, we both knowwho you're really in love with.
1343 01:16:48 Mars.
1344 01:16:49 Mars.
1345 01:16:50 And you made it.
1346 01:16:54 More or less.
1347 01:17:04 It says his applicationwas rejected like a hundred times.
1348 01:17:07 - Wow, 100 times?- Thirty-seven.
1349 01:17:08 I don't understand why someonewould wanna be somewhere
1350 01:17:11 they do not belong.
1351 01:17:12 - Yeah, you've got a point.- Well, I think it's exciting.
1352 01:17:14 Did you and the stowawaycross paths, Sophie?
1353 01:17:17 - No.- No?
1354 01:17:18 No. He must've been hiding.
1355 01:17:21 - Really?- In the air ducts or something.
1356 01:17:23 - Wow. Can you just imagine?- That is so stupid.
1357 01:17:25 So, any idea what you're gonna donow that you're here?
1358 01:17:29 I recommended her for a spoton my team.
1359 01:17:32 What?
1360 01:17:33 Well, they love you for it.
1361 01:17:34 You're totally qualifiedand they're always looking
1362 01:17:36 for young candidateswho can carry out the next phase.
1363 01:17:39 The next phase?
1364 01:17:40 Yeah, the 12-year-life-cycle trials.
1365 01:17:56 Wake up, Walt.
1366 01:18:05 Did you just talk?
1367 01:18:08 It's time to go.
1368 01:18:10 Gary?
1369 01:18:12 Is that you?
1370 01:18:14 I didn't really thinkthe cat could talk.
1371 01:18:28 Clear?
1372 01:18:31 Copy.
1373 01:18:38 Come closer.
1374 01:18:40 Hello?
1375 01:18:53 Okay.
1376 01:18:55 Ripley.
1377 01:19:12 Hello, Walt.
1378 01:19:18 Holy shit. It's you.
1379 01:19:21 Leon Kovi.
1380 01:19:22 I have that same pictureright by my bed.
1381 01:19:25 That sounded weird.
1382 01:19:26 I've thought about meeting youfor a really, really long time.
1383 01:19:32 As have I.
1384 01:19:33 What?
1385 01:19:35 I have been monitoring your progress
1386 01:19:37 since you first enteredthat escape pod back on Earth.
1387 01:19:43 - Oh, shit.- Bob, you seeing this kid?
1388 01:19:46 Yep, kid thinks he's invisible.
1389 01:19:48 You have cameras everywhere?
1390 01:19:50 Bob says, everybody just actlike you don't see him.
1391 01:19:53 Why didn't you arrest me?
1392 01:19:54 Well, I ran a profile and the riskof you impacting the journey
1393 01:19:57 in a meaningful way was below zero
1394 01:20:00 which I didn't even thinkwas mathematically possible
1395 01:20:02 but it was,it was a negative number, Walt.
1396 01:20:04 There was some concernthat you would die in the air ducts.
1397 01:20:07 And the smell of your rotting carcass
1398 01:20:10 might disturbsome of the paying guests.
1399 01:20:13 Bets were made.
1400 01:20:15 I won.
1401 01:20:18 - You asshole!- That girl
1402 01:20:21 had nothing to do with it.
1403 01:20:22 - Walt!- She did. But I forced her.
1404 01:20:24 Not, like, forced her.
1405 01:20:26 Blackmail. Light blackmail.
1406 01:20:28 There is no such thingas "light blackmail," okay?
1407 01:20:30 There's no diet blackmail.You blackmailed her, it's fine.
1408 01:20:34 So, what happens now?
1409 01:20:37 Well, the boardhas voted to write this off
1410 01:20:39 as a security systems test.
1411 01:20:41 Ship you back to Earth
1412 01:20:43 and tie you upin so much legal trouble
1413 01:20:45 that the world at largewill never hear from you again.
1414 01:20:48 Can I at least get my own escape pod?
1415 01:20:51 Walt, I hate the board.
1416 01:20:54 So, I leaked the security footage.
1417 01:20:56 I shared your whole journeywith the world.
1418 01:20:59 Oh. You what?
1419 01:21:00 It's become so popular.
1420 01:21:02 Look how happy it makes people.
1421 01:21:04 I'm told it's called "Walt-ing."
1422 01:21:06 She's Walt-ing. He's Walt-ing.They're all Walt-ing.
1423 01:21:09 Walt-ing?
1424 01:21:11 I, myself, can't Walt.I have a bad back.
1425 01:21:12 But Alan here has Walted.Haven't you, Alan?
1426 01:21:15 I am hiding. I am a sneaky,sneaky human boy.
1427 01:21:18 It's very, very fresh.
1428 01:21:21 And now the boardis terrified of a PR backlash.
1429 01:21:26 Please, sit.
1430 01:21:30 You remind me of a young me, Walt.
1431 01:21:32 Emotionally, that is.
1432 01:21:34 Intellectually,it's more of an apples to...
1433 01:21:37 whatever a much smarter fruit is.
1434 01:21:39 What's a smarter fruit, Walt?
1435 01:21:42 Papaya?
1436 01:21:43 Papaya! Yes.
1437 01:21:44 I'm the papaya.
1438 01:21:46 Do you know why the papayacame to Mars, Walt?
1439 01:21:50 Taxes?
1440 01:21:51 No, I'm a billionaire, Walt,I don't pay taxes.
1441 01:21:54 I bet the papaya camefor the exact same reason
1442 01:21:56 as the simple little apple.
1443 01:21:58 Love?
1444 01:21:59 Love? How old are you?
1445 01:22:02 No.
1446 01:22:04 You wouldn't settlefor the relentless onslaught
1447 01:22:07 of the quotidian that is lifeon Earth
1448 01:22:09 so you came here...
1449 01:22:12 to Mars.
1450 01:22:13 This is not just a playgroundfor the wealthy, Walt.
1451 01:22:16 It's a continuationof our species' rich history
1452 01:22:20 of curiosity and exploration.
1453 01:22:26 Now, we need the publicand our investors to understand that.
1454 01:22:30 I think that you and I
1455 01:22:33 could help each other.
1456 01:22:35 You, a barista.
1457 01:22:38 Assistant barista.
1458 01:22:39 A barista's assistant.
1459 01:22:42 Unremarkable in every way.
1460 01:22:44 Truly middle-of-the-road,by all metrics.
1461 01:22:47 Okay, I got it.
1462 01:22:48 Stowing away for an historic journey
1463 01:22:52 against impossible odds
1464 01:22:54 secretly facilitated by me, of course
1465 01:22:57 to discover something that just mightmake his meaningless little life
1466 01:23:02 just a smidgeon,just a tickle more meaningful.
1467 01:23:07 Now, that is a storypeople wanna hear, Walt.
1468 01:23:13 Oh, what's this?
1469 01:23:18 Walt, this has your name on it.
1470 01:23:19 - This is a contract.- Contract?
1471 01:23:21 Ceding control of your likeness
1472 01:23:23 to Kovi Industries for exclusive use
1473 01:23:26 in promotional materials
1474 01:23:27 in perpetuity across all universes,known and unknown.
1475 01:23:30 And in exchange...
1476 01:23:33 you may stay here.
1477 01:23:35 Are you serious?
1478 01:23:37 Welcome to Mars, Walt.
1479 01:24:48 Gary!
1480 01:24:52 Gary!
1481 01:25:05 Could I have solved world hungerwith my money, Walt?
1482 01:25:08 Sure. Dozens of times over.
1483 01:25:10 But don't you think it's betterthat I came to Mars
1484 01:25:14 to inspire the next generationof young people...
1485 01:25:16 - Looking good, guys.- ...to solve world hunger?
1486 01:25:18 How handsome.
1487 01:25:20 - Sure.- Yes, I agree.
1488 01:25:22 Sexy.
1489 01:25:50 Hey, Gary.
1490 01:25:52 What are they doing down there?
1491 01:25:53 Preparing the return vesselfor launch.
1492 01:25:56 At the conclusionof each orbital cycle
1493 01:25:58 the humans celebrate their dominationof this lifeless planet.
1494 01:26:02 After the festivities
1495 01:26:04 broken objects of little valueare sent back to Earth
1496 01:26:07 for long-term storage.
1497 01:26:09 You mean, garbage?
1498 01:26:11 Yes.
1499 01:26:13 Like sexual reproduction
1500 01:26:14 making garbage brings humansgreat happiness.
1501 01:26:17 But looking at it causes deep shame.
1502 01:26:20 It must be hidden.
1503 01:26:24 Are we supposed to be here?
1504 01:26:28 No.
1505 01:26:30 I have asked you to returnto the habitat 11 times.
1506 01:26:34 All right, Gary.
1507 01:26:36 You win.
1508 01:26:37 I am Victor.
1509 01:27:06 Hey, Ga... Victor?
1510 01:27:08 Yes, Walt?
1511 01:27:11 I'm gonna need some tools.
1512 01:27:17 I don't even understandwhy you wanna go to this thing.
1513 01:27:21 It's the return party.
1514 01:27:23 It's gonna be fun.
1515 01:27:25 Plus, you can't work all the time.
1516 01:27:27 Which reminds me
1517 01:27:29 when can I tell them you can start?
1518 01:27:32 Start what?
1519 01:27:36 The job.
1520 01:27:37 With my team.
1521 01:27:39 I don't know if it's the right fit.
1522 01:27:48 It's the perfect fit.
1523 01:27:51 I mean, it's the same schedule.
1524 01:27:53 I still have to finishmy thesis anyway so...
1525 01:27:56 Yes, I know, but...
1526 01:27:58 well, you don't need it anymore.
1527 01:28:02 You're here.
1528 01:28:03 You have a job offer.
1529 01:28:05 You can graduate without it.You know, it's the past.
1530 01:28:09 It's not the past.
1531 01:28:12 It's supposed to be the future.
1532 01:28:15 My future.
1533 01:28:32 Yeah, no.
1534 01:28:35 Good stuff, guys.
1535 01:28:38 Shoot me in the face.That is getting old.
1536 01:28:41 It almost came to that, honey, trust.
1537 01:28:44 I voted to eject you,but Kovi, he's a softy.
1538 01:28:48 You knew the whole time too?
1539 01:28:50 Walt, I have an IQ of 165
1540 01:28:53 and I can pilota four billion-dollar spaceship...
1541 01:28:56 Through an asteroid belt. Yeah.
1542 01:28:59 I'm sorry.
1543 01:29:01 It's okay.
1544 01:29:04 So, how you enjoying Mars?
1545 01:29:08 Honestly, I thoughtit would be different.
1546 01:29:11 I thought that I would get here
1547 01:29:13 and I would be changed or something.
1548 01:29:16 But now I'm hereand it's exactly the same.
1549 01:29:21 Walt, it doesn't matterhow far you travel
1550 01:29:25 you can never escape yourself.
1551 01:29:29 Did you just come up with that?
1552 01:29:31 No, bitch.That is a very common phrase.
1553 01:29:34 - How have you not heard that before?- Never heard it.
1554 01:29:36 Thank God you pretty,'cause you dumb.
1555 01:29:39 You pretty, but you dumb.
1556 01:29:41 I'm gonna talk to somebody smarter.
1557 01:29:57 I should go say hi to the team.
1558 01:29:59 Oh. Okay.
1559 01:30:17 Hey.
1560 01:30:22 Is that supposed to make us even?
1561 01:30:23 No.
1562 01:30:26 You gotta pay for that.
1563 01:30:30 So, where is the amazing Ginny?
1564 01:30:36 She is with the amazing Edgar.
1565 01:30:40 Her new boyfriend.
1566 01:30:47 You were right, though.
1567 01:30:49 She was just an excuse.
1568 01:30:57 I'm sorry.
1569 01:31:02 For everything.
1570 01:31:09 So... you sticking aroundfor a while?
1571 01:31:14 Yeah, looks like it. You?
1572 01:31:24 Yeah, looks like it.
1573 01:31:33 That's too bad.
1574 01:32:32 What is that?
1575 01:32:34 Nothing.
1576 01:32:36 Just something silly someone gave me.
1577 01:32:43 Sophie.
1578 01:32:47 You know...
1579 01:32:50 nothing could ever change
1580 01:32:53 how much we care for you.
1581 01:32:56 No matter what happensbetween you and Calvin.
1582 01:33:00 Nothing's gonna happen.
1583 01:33:03 Well...
1584 01:33:05 if it did
1585 01:33:07 we're your family
1586 01:33:10 your constant.
1587 01:33:14 You're allowed to change.
1588 01:33:17 Wouldn't it be, like, crazy awkward?
1589 01:33:20 I think I know my sonbetter than anyone.
1590 01:33:23 He's already crazy awkward.
1591 01:33:31 Sophie.
1592 01:33:33 Go, wander.
1593 01:33:37 Figure out what you want.
1594 01:33:40 We're not going anywhere.
1595 01:34:00 Hey.
1596 01:34:02 Hey.
1597 01:34:05 Can we talk?
1598 01:34:20 I'm so sorry, Walt. I'm so sorry.
1599 01:34:23 Launch logistics,everyone's yapping in my ear.
1600 01:34:25 Where were we?
1601 01:34:27 Ad campaign.
1602 01:34:28 Right.
1603 01:34:29 Walt
1604 01:34:31 do you remember how I told you,you could stay?
1605 01:34:34 Yeah?
1606 01:34:35 Well, we just finished the first run
1607 01:34:37 of our new campaignand there's been a change of plans.
1608 01:34:39 Seriously?
1609 01:34:42 Can I please just havemy own escape pod?
1610 01:34:46 How about your very own spaceship?
1611 01:34:50 What?
1612 01:34:51 We're sending you to Ceres.
1613 01:34:53 It's a tiny, little dwarf planet
1614 01:34:55 in the main asteroid beltbetween us and Jupiter.
1615 01:34:58 And you are gonna bethe very first person
1616 01:35:01 to ever set foot on her.
1617 01:35:04 Again, what?
1618 01:35:05 We've set up an outpost.
1619 01:35:07 And it's time for a ribbon cutting.
1620 01:35:09 You're gonna set up the ribbon,you're gonna cut the ribbon.
1621 01:35:12 It's gonna be very exciting.We want you there.
1622 01:35:14 That's... That's amazing. Thank you.
1623 01:35:17 But...
1624 01:35:19 why... why me?
1625 01:35:24 - Can I be honest with you?- Yeah.
1626 01:35:28 People cannot get overhow average you are.
1627 01:35:31 It's like a superpower or something.
1628 01:35:33 I don't know what it is.
1629 01:35:34 They look at you, and they think
1630 01:35:36 "If this guy can do it,then I can do literally anything."
1631 01:35:43 I'll take it.
1632 01:35:45 Great. Good choice.
1633 01:35:47 Listen, you should probably getin touch with your family, friends
1634 01:35:50 or anyone who's important to you
1635 01:35:52 'cause you're not gonnasee them for a few years.
1636 01:35:56 I gotta take this. Sorry, Walt.
1637 01:35:57 Hello.
1638 01:35:59 Yeah, I just ran it by him.
1639 01:36:00 Yeah, he's happy. He's super happy.
1640 01:36:03 It'll be an adventure.
1641 01:36:04 He's gonna be like the Little Prince.He'll be great.
1642 01:36:08 Hey, Alan?
1643 01:36:09 Yes, Walt.
1644 01:36:11 Could you place a callfor me, please?
1645 01:36:13 Of course.Who would you like me to call?
1646 01:36:18 Sophie Tsukino.
1647 01:36:20 I'm sorry.
1648 01:36:21 Sophie Tsukino is no longerregistered as a resident.
1649 01:36:25 What?
1650 01:36:26 She is the sole passengeron today's return shuttle to Earth.
1651 01:36:30 My records indicateshe has already boarded the ship.
1652 01:37:16 Oh, it stinks in here.
1653 01:37:18 This ship smells so bad.
1654 01:37:21 Walt.
1655 01:37:23 Actually, it makes sense.It's literally filled with garbage.
1656 01:37:24 Sir, that seatis for authorized personnel only.
1657 01:37:27 I know, I'm sorry. Okay.
1658 01:37:29 Wait, how do I...
1659 01:37:31 - It's the button directly...- I can't see.
1660 01:37:33 - Sorry.- Just hold the button. No...
1661 01:37:35 Just hold the down button.The same thing you did to get here.
1662 01:37:37 I got it. Sorry. I got it.
1663 01:37:47 Expect a fine.
1664 01:37:49 Really?
1665 01:37:57 Walt?
1666 01:37:59 Sophie?
1667 01:38:01 What are you doing here?
1668 01:38:05 I'm following you.
1669 01:38:10 Back to Earth.
1670 01:38:12 Even though I didn't invite you
1671 01:38:14 or even tell you I was leaving.
1672 01:38:17 Making it all the more romantic?
1673 01:38:20 You literally did the exactsame thing
1674 01:38:22 for another girl last month.
1675 01:38:23 Okay, yes.
1676 01:38:25 I did recently travel acrossthe universe for love.
1677 01:38:29 No, no, not love.
1678 01:38:31 You barely knew that girl.
1679 01:38:34 Correct.
1680 01:38:36 But I do know you.
1681 01:38:37 You're the most frustratingly,brilliantly
1682 01:38:42 - contradictorily...- Not a word.
1683 01:38:44 annoyingly talented personI've ever met.
1684 01:38:47 Every time I'm with you,you make me feel so dumb.
1685 01:38:52 In the best way possible.
1686 01:38:56 I'd rather be Mars's garbageflying back to Earth
1687 01:39:01 than boring old Walt
1688 01:39:05 flipping rocks on Mars alone.
1689 01:39:10 So you're really gonna give upthis whole Mars adventure thing?
1690 01:39:16 I'm not giving up anything.
1691 01:39:19 You're the adventure.
1692 01:39:23 Goddammit.
1693 01:39:25 What?
1694 01:39:31 You come in here with no plan at all
1695 01:39:34 just expecting everythingto magically work out
1696 01:39:37 and then somehow
1697 01:39:38 you pull that line out of your ass?
1698 01:39:44 Yeah.
1699 01:39:46 You are so annoying.
1700 01:39:47 I know.
