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1 00:01:24 On November 1, 1959,
2 00:01:26 the population of New York City was 8,042, 783.
3 00:01:31 If you laid them all end to end,
4 00:01:33 figuring an average height of 5 feet 6 inches,
5 00:01:36 they would reach from Times Square
6 00:01:37 to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan.
7 00:01:40 I know facts like this
8 00:01:41 because I work for an insurance company, Consolidated Life.
9 00:01:45 We're one of the top five companies in the country.
10 00:01:47 Our home office has 31,259 employees,
11 00:01:51 which is more than the entire population of, uh... Natchez, Mississippi.
12 00:01:56 I work on the 19th floor. Ordinary Policy Department,...
13 00:01:59 Premium Accounting Division, Section W, desk number 861.
14 00:02:03 My name is CC Baxter: C for Calvin, C for Clifford.
15 00:02:06 But most people call me Bud.
16 00:02:08 I've worked here three years, ten months,
17 00:02:10 and my take-home pay is $94. 70 a week.
18 00:02:24 The hours in our department are 8.50 to 5.20.
19 00:02:32 They're staggered by floor so 16 elevators
20 00:02:34 can handle the 31,259 employees...
21 00:02:37 without a serious traffic jam.
22 00:02:39 As for myself, I very often stay on at the office
23 00:02:42 and work for an extra hour or two,
24 00:02:45 ..especially when the weather is bad.
25 00:02:47 It's not that I'm overly ambitious.
26 00:02:48 It's just a way of killing time
27 00:02:51 until it's all right for me to go home.
28 00:02:53 You see, I have this little problem with my apartment.
29 00:02:58 I live in the West 60s, just half a block from Central Park.
30 00:03:02 My rent is $85 a month. It used to be $80 until last July...
31 00:03:05 when Mrs Lieberman, the landlady, put in a second-hand air conditioner.
32 00:03:09 It's a real nice apartment.
33 00:03:10 Nothing fancy, but kind of cosy. Just right for a bachelor.
34 00:03:15 The only problem is I can't always get in when I want to.
35 00:03:32 Cut it out, Sylvia. We've gotta get out of here.
36 00:03:36 What's the panic?
37 00:03:37 I'm gonna have another martini.
38 00:03:39 Please, Sylvia. It's a quarter of nine.
39 00:03:41 First you can't wait to get me here
40 00:03:43 and then it's rush, rush, rush.
41 00:03:45 Makes a person feel cheap.
42 00:03:46 Sweetie, it's not that.
43 00:03:48 But I promised the guy I'd be outta here by eight.
44 00:03:51 What guy? Whose apartment is this?
45 00:03:54 Some schnook that works in the office.
46 00:04:10 - Good evening, Mr.Baxter. - Mrs Lieberman.
47 00:04:13 Some weather we're having.
48 00:04:14 Must be from all that meshugaas at Cape Canaveral.
49 00:04:19 You're locked out of your apartment?
50 00:04:20 No, no. Just waiting for a friend.
51 00:04:24 - Good night, Mrs Lieberman. - Good night, Mr.Baxter.
52 00:04:45 - Where do you live? - I told you. With my mother.
53 00:04:48 - Where does she live? - 179th Street, in the Bronx.
54 00:04:52 All right. I'll take you to the subway.
55 00:04:53 Like hell you will! You'll buy me a cab.
56 00:04:57 Why do all you dames live in the Bronx?
57 00:04:59 You bring other girls up here?
58 00:05:01 Certainly not. I'm a happily married man.
59 00:05:43 - Hello there, Mrs Dreyfuss. - Something's the matter?
60 00:05:46 Uh, no. I... seem to have dropped my key. Ah, here it is.
61 00:05:50 Such a racket I heard in your place.
62 00:05:53 Maybe you had burglars?
63 00:05:55 Don't worry about that.
64 00:05:57 There's nothing in here anybody'd wanna steal. Good night.
65 00:06:38 Sorry to bother you, Buddy-boy,
66 00:06:40 but the little lady forgot her galoshes.
67 00:06:43 Mr.Kirkeby, you were supposed to be outta here by eight.
68 00:06:47 I know,
69 00:06:47 but those things don't always run on schedule like a Greyhound bus.
70 00:06:51 I don't mind in the summer, but on a rainy night...
71 00:06:54 - I haven't had any dinner yet. - Sure, sure.
72 00:06:57 Oh!
73 00:07:00 I put in a good word for you with Sheldrake in Personnel.
74 00:07:03 - Mr.Sheldrake? - That's right.
75 00:07:05 We discussed manpower promotionwise.
76 00:07:06 I told him you're a bright boy.
77 00:07:09 They're always on the lookout for young executives.
78 00:07:11 You're on your way up.
79 00:07:13 And you're also out of liquor.
80 00:07:14 Mr.Eichelberger, Mortgage and Loans,
81 00:07:17 last night he had a Halloween party.
82 00:07:19 Lay in some vodka and vermouth for me.
83 00:07:21 You still owe me for the last two bottles.
84 00:07:24 I'll pay you on Friday.
85 00:07:26 Oh, and whatever happened to those little cheese crackers you used to have?
86 00:07:33 Cheese crackers?
87 00:08:13 Cheers.
88 00:08:33 Good evening, Baxter.
89 00:08:34 Hi, Doc. Had a late call?
90 00:08:35 Yeah. Some clown at Schrafft's ate a club sandwich...
91 00:08:39 including the toothpick.
92 00:08:42 - Well, good night, Doc. - Say, Baxter.
93 00:08:45 The way you're beltin' that stuff,
94 00:08:47 you must have cast-iron kidneys.
95 00:08:49 That's not me.
96 00:08:50 Just once in a while I have a few people in for a drink.
97 00:08:53 As a matter of fact, you must be an iron man all around.
98 00:08:56 From what I hear through the walls,
99 00:08:58 you're at it every night.
100 00:09:00 I'm sorry if it gets noisy.
101 00:09:01 And sometimes there's a double-header.
102 00:09:05 A nebbish like you.
103 00:09:07 Yeah. Well, I'll see you, Doc.
104 00:09:09 You know, I'm doing some research at the Columbia Medical Center.
105 00:09:13 - Could you do us a favour? - Me?
106 00:09:15 When you make out your will...
107 00:09:17 and the way you're going, you should...
108 00:09:19 would you mind leaving your body to the university?
109 00:09:23 My body?
110 00:09:24 I'm afraid you guys'd be disappointed. Good night, Doc.
111 00:09:29 Slow down, kid.
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125 00:11:26 Friends, do you have wobbly dentures?
126 00:11:56 - Hello. - Hiya, Buddy-boy.
127 00:11:58 I'm in this bar on 61st Street
128 00:11:59 and I figured I'd give you a little buzz.
129 00:12:02 That's very nice of you but... who is this?
130 00:12:04 Dobisch. Joe Dobisch, in Administration.
131 00:12:07 Oh, yeah. I didn't recognise your voice.
132 00:12:10 That's OK, Buddy-boy.
133 00:12:11 Like I was saying, I'm in this joint on 61st
134 00:12:14 and I think I got lucky.
135 00:12:16 I'm sorry, Mr.Dobisch.
136 00:12:18 I like to help you fellas out, but it's sort of late.
137 00:12:21 Why don't we make it some other time?
138 00:12:23 Listen, kid. I can't pass this up.
139 00:12:25 She looks like Marilyn Monroe.
140 00:12:28 I'm already in bed. And I took a sleeping pill.
141 00:12:31 So I'm afraid the answer is no.
142 00:12:33 We're doing the monthly efficiency rating.
143 00:12:35 I'm putting you in the top ten.
144 00:12:37 You don't wanna louse yourself up, do you?
145 00:12:39 No. But how can I be efficient in the office
146 00:12:43 if I don't get enough sleep at night?
147 00:12:44 It's only eleven, and I just want the place for 45 minutes.
148 00:12:51 I'm getting lonely. Who are you talking to, anyway?
149 00:12:54 - My mother. - Oh, that's sweet. That's real sweet.
150 00:12:58 Ooh!
151 00:13:01 Make it 30 minutes. What do you say, Bud, huh?
152 00:13:05 I'm all out of liquor, there's no clean glasses...
153 00:13:08 There's no cheese crackers. No nothin'.
154 00:13:10 Let me worry about that.
155 00:13:12 Just leave the key under the mat and clear out.
156 00:13:15 Yes, Mr.Dobisch.
157 00:13:18 Anything you say, Mr.Dobisch!
158 00:13:21 No trouble at all, Mr.Dobisch! Be my guest!
159 00:13:26 We never close at Buddy-boy's.
160 00:13:33 "Looks like Marilyn Monroe"!
161 00:14:18 - This the place? - Yeah.
162 00:14:21 - How much? - 70 cents.
163 00:14:23 Get the money, will you?
164 00:14:27 Watch those stingers!
165 00:14:31 - Give him a buck. - Thanks, lady.
166 00:14:35 Put it back, honey!
167 00:14:39 Attagirl.
168 00:14:41 Are you sure this is a good idea?
169 00:14:42 Can't think of a better one.
170 00:14:44 Barging in on your mother so late at night.
171 00:14:46 Don't worry about the old lady.
172 00:14:48 One squawk from her and she's out of a job.
173 00:15:07 Get the key, will you?
174 00:15:10 Not there! Under the mat.
175 00:15:12 - Under the mat? - Yeah. Come on.
176 00:15:16 Open up. We haven't got all night.
177 00:15:22 - This is your mother's apartment? - That's right.
178 00:15:39 Mildred! He's at it again!
179 00:16:32 Morning, Mr.Kirkeby.
180 00:16:33 How are you, Baxter?
181 00:16:35 They keeping you busy these days?
182 00:16:37 Yes, sir. They are indeed.
183 00:16:39 Good morning, Mr.Kessel,
184 00:16:40 Miss Robinson, Mr.Williams, Miss Livingston.
185 00:16:42 Good morning, Mr.McKellway, Mrs Schubert, Mr.Davis.
186 00:16:45 Good morning, Mr.Kirkeby.
187 00:16:47 Good morning, Mr.Baxter.
188 00:16:48 Morning, Miss Kubelik.
189 00:16:50 That's all. Take it away.
190 00:16:51 Watch the door, please. Blasting off.
191 00:16:57 What did you do to your hair?
192 00:16:59 It made me nervous so I chopped it off.
193 00:17:01 Big mistake, huh?
194 00:17:02 No. I sort of like it.
195 00:17:04 - You got a lulu. - Yeah. Better not get too close.
196 00:17:07 - I never catch colds. - Really?
197 00:17:09 I was reading some sickness and accident claims figures.
198 00:17:12 The average New Yorker aged between 20 and 50
199 00:17:14 has two and a half colds a year.
200 00:17:17 - That makes me feel just terrible. - Why?
201 00:17:19 If I have no colds a year,
202 00:17:21 some poor slob must have five colds a year.
203 00:17:24 Yeah. It's me.
204 00:17:25 You shoulda stayed in bed this morning.
205 00:17:27 I shoulda stayed in bed last night.
206 00:17:31 19!
207 00:17:36 Watch your step.
208 00:17:37 - And watch your hands, Mr.Kirkeby! - Pardon?
209 00:17:40 One of these days I'm gonna shut these doors on you and...
210 00:17:46 20 next!
211 00:17:48 That Kubelik.
212 00:17:49 Boy, would I like to get her on a slow elevator to China!
213 00:17:52 She's the best operator in the building.
214 00:17:54 I'm pretty good myself.
215 00:17:56 But she won't give me a date.
216 00:17:58 Maybe it's your approach.
217 00:17:59 A lot of guys around here have tried all kinds of approaches.
218 00:18:02 No dice.
219 00:18:03 What's she trying to prove?
220 00:18:04 She could just be a nice respectable girl.
221 00:18:07 Listen to him! Little Lord Fauntleroy.
222 00:18:35 Hello. Mr.Dobisch?
223 00:18:37 This is Baxter on the 19th floor.
224 00:18:39 Oh, Buddy-boy!
225 00:18:41 I was just about to call you.
226 00:18:44 I'm sorry about that mess on the living room wall.
227 00:18:46 My friend kept insisting Picasso was a bum,
228 00:18:48 so she started to do that mural.
229 00:18:50 It's not Picasso I'm calling about.
230 00:18:53 It's the key to my apartment.
231 00:18:55 You're supposed to leave it under the mat.
232 00:18:58 But I did. I distinctly remember putting it there.
233 00:19:01 Oh, I found the key all right. Only it's the wrong key!
234 00:19:05 It is?
235 00:19:06 No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.
236 00:19:11 And I couldn't get into my apartment!
237 00:19:13 So at 4am I gotta wake up the landlady
238 00:19:16 and give her a whole song and dance.
239 00:19:17 That's a shame. I'll send the key right down.
240 00:19:21 And about your promotion.
241 00:19:23 I'll send that efficiency report to Mr.Sheldrake in Personnel.
242 00:19:26 You may hear from him before the day's over.
243 00:19:29 Thank you, Mr.Dobisch.
244 00:19:58 From Mr.Dobisch.
245 00:20:00 Wait.
246 00:20:13 For Mr.Dobisch.
247 00:20:21 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
248 00:20:38 Vanderhof. Public Relations.
249 00:20:40 Oh, yes, Baxter. Just a minute.
250 00:20:42 All right, Miss Finch. Type up what we got so far.
251 00:20:48 Look, I've got you down for tonight,...
252 00:20:51 ..but I'll be using the place myself,
253 00:20:52 so I'll have to cancel.
254 00:20:54 But it's her birthday. I already ordered the cake.
255 00:20:57 But I am sick. I got a terrible cold and a fever.
256 00:21:00 I got to go to bed right after work.
257 00:21:02 If you got a cold, you go to a Turkish bath.
258 00:21:05 Spend the night. Sweat it out.
259 00:21:06 That's how you get pneumonia.
260 00:21:08 If I got pneumonia, I'd be in bed for a month.
261 00:21:11 OK. You made your point.
262 00:21:12 We'll just have to do it next Wednesday night.
263 00:21:15 It's the only night I can get away.
264 00:21:18 Wednesday, Wednesday... Wednesday.
265 00:21:22 I got somebody pencilled in.
266 00:21:25 Let me see what I can do. I'll get back to you.
267 00:21:38 Mr.Eichelberger.
268 00:21:39 Oh, yes, Baxter. What's your problem?
269 00:21:44 Wednesday is out?
270 00:21:45 Oh, that throws a little monkey wrench into my agenda.
271 00:21:49 Thursday? No, I'm all tied up on Thursday.
272 00:21:54 Let's schedule that, uh... meeting for Friday.
273 00:21:57 Friday.
274 00:22:00 Let me see what I can do. I'll get back to you.
275 00:22:09 Premiumwise and billingwise,
276 00:22:11 we are 18 per cent ahead of last year Octoberwise.
277 00:22:16 Hello? Yeah, Baxter. What's up?
278 00:22:19 Instead of Friday, could you possibly switch to Thursday?
279 00:22:23 You'd be doing me a great favour.
280 00:22:26 Let me check. I'll get back to you.
281 00:22:30 Consolidated Life. I'll connect you.
282 00:22:33 Sylvia, it's for you.
283 00:22:35 Yeah?
284 00:22:37 Oh, hello.
285 00:22:39 Sure I got home all right. You owe me 45 cents.
286 00:22:42 Look, Sylvia.
287 00:22:43 Instead of Friday, could we make it Thursday night?
288 00:22:46 Thursday?!
289 00:22:48 Well, that's The Untouchables with Bob Stack!
290 00:22:52 Bob who?
291 00:22:54 All right, so we'll watch it at the apartment. Big deal!
292 00:23:02 Hello, Baxter? It's OK for Thursday.
293 00:23:05 Thank you, Mr.Kirkeby.
294 00:23:17 Mr.Eichelberger, it's OK for Friday.
295 00:23:27 Mr.Vanderhof? OK for Wednesday.
296 00:23:41 All right. I'll tell him.
297 00:23:43 Hey, Baxter,
298 00:23:44 that was Personnel. Mr.Sheldrake's secretary.
299 00:23:47 She's been trying to reach you for the last 20 minutes.
300 00:23:49 They want you upstairs.
301 00:23:53 Are you getting promoted? Or fired?
302 00:23:56 Would you care to make a small wager?
303 00:23:57 I've been here twice as long as you but...
304 00:24:00 Let's say a dollar?
305 00:24:02 It's a bet!
306 00:24:18 - Going up? - Oh! Excuse me.
307 00:24:20 27, please. Drive carefully.
308 00:24:22 You're carrying precious cargo.
309 00:24:24 I mean manpowerwise.
310 00:24:26 27.
311 00:24:28 You may not realise it,
312 00:24:29 but I am in the top ten, efficiencywise,...
313 00:24:32 ..and this may be the day promotionwise.
314 00:24:35 You're beginning to sound like Mr.Kirkeby already.
315 00:24:37 Why not, as they're kicking me upstairs?
316 00:24:39 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
317 00:24:42 You know, you're the only one who takes his hat off in the elevator.
318 00:24:45 Something happens to men in elevators.
319 00:24:48 It's the change of altitude.
320 00:24:49 The blood rushes to their head.
321 00:24:51 - I could tell you stories... - I'd love to hear 'em.
322 00:24:54 We could have lunch in the cafeteria sometime.
323 00:24:57 Or some evening, after work?
324 00:24:59 - 27. - Oh.
325 00:25:02 - I hope everything goes all right. - I hope so.
326 00:25:05 They would call me today, what with my cold.
327 00:25:07 - How do I look? - Fine. Wait.
328 00:25:11 Thank you.
329 00:25:12 I noticed, when you were still on the local elevator,
330 00:25:15 you always wore a flower.
331 00:25:17 Good luck. And wipe your nose.
332 00:25:36 CC Baxter, Ordinary Premium Accounting.
333 00:25:38 Mr.Sheldrake called me.
334 00:25:39 I called you. That is, I tried to for 20 minutes.
335 00:25:42 - I'm sorry. - Go on in.
336 00:25:56 - Baxter? - Yes, sir.
337 00:25:58 Come in, come in.
338 00:26:01 I was sort of wondering what you looked like, Baxter.
339 00:26:04 - Sit down. - Yes, Mr.Sheldrake.
340 00:26:08 Been hearing some nice things about you.
341 00:26:11 Mr.Dobisch says you're loyal, cooperative, resourceful.
342 00:26:14 - Mr.Dobisch said that? - Mr.Kirkeby tells me you often work late...
343 00:26:18 - ..without overtime. - You know how it is. Things pile up.
344 00:26:22 Mr.Vanderhof in Public Relations
345 00:26:24 and Mr.Eichelberger in Mortgage and Loans...
346 00:26:26 ..would both like you transferred to their departments.
347 00:26:29 Very flattering.
348 00:26:32 Tell me, Baxter.
349 00:26:33 Just what is it that makes you so popular?
350 00:26:36 - I don't know. - Think.
351 00:26:45 Would you mind repeating the question?
352 00:26:47 Look, Baxter. I'm not stupid.
353 00:26:49 I know everything that goes on in this building every day of the year.
354 00:26:54 You do?
355 00:26:56 In 1957 we had an employee here, name of Fowler.
356 00:26:58 He was very popular too.
357 00:27:00 It turned out he was running a bookie joint,...
358 00:27:03 ..tying up our switchboard,
359 00:27:04 using our IBM machines to figure the odds.
360 00:27:07 The day before the Kentucky Derby
361 00:27:08 I called in the vice squad, who raided him.
362 00:27:11 - The vice squad? - That's right.
363 00:27:13 What's that got to do with me?
364 00:27:15 I'm not running any bookie joint.
365 00:27:17 - Just what kind of joint are you running? - Sir?
366 00:27:20 A key is floating around from Kirkeby to Vanderhof
367 00:27:24 to Eichelberger to Dobisch.
368 00:27:26 It's the key to a certain apartment.
369 00:27:28 - Know who that apartment belongs to? - Who?
370 00:27:32 Loyal, resourceful, cooperative CC Baxter.
371 00:27:37 - Oh. - Are you going to deny it?
372 00:27:41 No. I'm not going to deny it.
373 00:27:43 If you'd just let me explain.
374 00:27:45 You'd better.
375 00:27:47 Well,...
376 00:27:50 about a year ago, I was going to night school,
377 00:27:52 studying advanced accounting.
378 00:27:55 One of the guys in our department Iives in Jersey
379 00:27:57 had to go to a banquet in town.
380 00:28:00 He needed someplace to change into a tuxedo,
381 00:28:02 so I gave him the key.
382 00:28:05 Word must've gotten out
383 00:28:06 because all sorts of guys were suddenly going to banquets.
384 00:28:11 You give the key to one guy, you can't say no to another.
385 00:28:13 It all got out of hand.
386 00:28:19 Baxter, an insurance company is founded on public trust.
387 00:28:22 Any employee who conducts himself in a manner unbecoming...
388 00:28:26 How many charter members are there in this little club?
389 00:28:29 Just those four. Out of a total of 31,259.
390 00:28:33 So actually we can be very proud of our personnel...
391 00:28:36 percentagewise.
392 00:28:37 That's not the point.
393 00:28:38 Four rotten apples in a barrel, however large the barrel...
394 00:28:42 - Do you realise if this ever leaked out... - It won't!
395 00:28:45 Believe me. Never again.
396 00:28:46 Nobody is gonna use my apartment from now on.
397 00:28:50 - Where is your apartment? - West 67th Street.
398 00:28:53 You have no idea what I go through with the neighbours,
399 00:28:56 the landlady and the key.
400 00:28:58 How do you work it with the key?
401 00:29:00 I slip it to 'em in the office
402 00:29:02 and they leave it under a mat.
403 00:29:04 Never again. I promise.
404 00:29:09 Yes, Miss Olsen?
405 00:29:10 Mrs Sheldrake, returning your call. On 2.
406 00:29:18 Yes, dear. Where were you?
407 00:29:20 You had to take Tommy to the dentist?
408 00:29:23 No cavities? Good. Hold it, dear.
409 00:29:26 - Where are you going, Baxter? - I don't wanna intrude.
410 00:29:29 - Since this is straightened out... - I'm not through with you yet.
411 00:29:32 I won't be home for dinner tonight.
412 00:29:34 The branch manager from Kansas City is in town.
413 00:29:36 I'm taking him to the theatre.
414 00:29:39 Music Man. What else?
415 00:29:41 No, don't wait up for me, darling. Goodbye.
416 00:29:44 Tell me, Baxter. Have you seen Music Man?
417 00:29:48 Not yet. I hear it's one swell show.
418 00:29:51 How would you like to go tonight?
419 00:29:53 You and me?
420 00:29:54 I thought you were taking the branch manager from Kansas City.
421 00:29:58 No, I have other plans. You can have both tickets.
422 00:30:01 Well... that's very kind of you.
423 00:30:03 But I'm not feeling well. I've got this cold.
424 00:30:06 I'm gonna go right home.
425 00:30:07 Baxter, you're not reading me.
426 00:30:08 I told you I have plans.
427 00:30:11 So do l. I'm gonna take four aspirins, get into bed.
428 00:30:15 So give the tickets to somebody else.
429 00:30:17 Look, Baxter. I'm not just giving these tickets. I wanna swap them.
430 00:30:22 Swap 'em? For what?
431 00:30:26 It also says here that you are alert, astute and quite imaginative.
432 00:30:33 Oh?
433 00:30:40 Oh...
434 00:30:51 That's good thinking, Baxter.
435 00:30:53 There's gonna be a shift in personnel next month.
436 00:30:55 And as far as I'm concerned, you are executive material.
437 00:30:59 - I am? - Now put down the key.
438 00:31:05 And put down the address.
439 00:31:09 It's on the second floor.
440 00:31:11 There's no name over the door. It just says apartment 2A.
441 00:31:15 - It's that cold. - Relax, Baxter.
442 00:31:17 Yes, thank you, sir.
443 00:31:21 You will be careful with the record player? Shh.
444 00:31:25 Oh, and about the liquor.
445 00:31:27 I ordered some this morning.
446 00:31:27 I don't know when they'll deliver it.
447 00:31:32 - This is going to be our little secret. - Of course.
448 00:31:35 - You know how people talk. - Don't worry about that.
449 00:31:38 Not that I have anything to hide.
450 00:31:39 No! Anyway, it's none of my business.
451 00:31:42 Four apples, five apples. What's the difference?
452 00:31:46 Percentagewise.
453 00:31:48 Here you are, Baxter. Have a nice time.
454 00:31:51 You too, sir.
455 00:32:25 So I figure, a man in his position,
456 00:32:27 he'll take me to EI Morocco, maybe 21.
457 00:32:29 Instead he takes me to Hamburger Heaven and some schnook's apartment.
458 00:32:39 - Good night. - Good night.
459 00:32:43 Oh! Miss Kubelik?
460 00:32:45 I've been waiting for you. I almost didn't recognise you.
461 00:32:49 This is the first time I've seen you in civilian clothes.
462 00:32:52 - How'd it go on the 27th floor? - Great.
463 00:32:54 - Look, have you seen The Music Man? - No.
464 00:32:57 - Would you like to? - Sure.
465 00:32:59 We could get a bite to eat first, and then go.
466 00:33:01 - Oh, you mean tonight? - Yeah.
467 00:33:03 - I'm sorry, I can't. I'm meeting somebody. - Oh.
468 00:33:06 - You mean... Iike a girlfriend? - No. Like a man.
469 00:33:10 I wasn't trying to be personal. The fellas in the office were wondering if you ever...
470 00:33:14 You tell 'em now and then.
471 00:33:16 This date, is it... just a date? Or is it something serious?
472 00:33:21 Well, it used to be serious.
473 00:33:22 At least, I was. But he wasn't.
474 00:33:25 So now the whole thing's more or less kaput.
475 00:33:27 - In that case, couldn't you... - I'm afraid not.
476 00:33:30 I promised I'd have a drink with him. He's been calling me all week.
477 00:33:35 I understand.
478 00:33:37 Well, it was just an idea. I hate to see a theatre ticket go to waste.
479 00:33:42 - What time does the show go on? - 8.30.
480 00:33:45 Well, I could meet you at the theatre.
481 00:33:47 That's wonderful! It's the Majestic on 44th Street.
482 00:33:52 I'll meet you in the lobby.
483 00:33:54 You know, I felt so lousy this morning. Had 101 fever.
484 00:33:57 Now along comes my promotion and us - 11th row centre.
485 00:34:01 And you said I should've stayed in bed.
486 00:34:03 - How is your cold? - What cold?
487 00:34:05 After the show we could go out on the town.
488 00:34:09 - I've been taking from Arthur Murray. - So I see.
489 00:34:12 There's a great band at EI Chico, in the Village.
490 00:34:15 - Around the corner from where you live. - Sounds good.
491 00:34:19 How do you know where I live?
492 00:34:21 Oh, l... even know who you live with.
493 00:34:24 Your sister and brother-in-law.
494 00:34:26 I know when you were born and where.
495 00:34:29 I know all sorts of things about you.
496 00:34:30 How come?
497 00:34:32 A couple of months ago I looked up your card
498 00:34:33 in the group insurance file.
499 00:34:36 I know your height and your weight and your social security number.
500 00:34:40 You had mumps and measles and you had your appendix out.
501 00:34:45 Don't mention the appendix to the fellas in the office.
502 00:34:49 I wouldn't want 'em to get the wrong idea about how you found out. Bye.
503 00:34:57 8:30!
504 00:35:48 - Good evening, Mr.Sheldrake. - Please, Fran. Not so loud.
505 00:35:52 Still afraid someone might see us together?
506 00:35:55 - Let me take your coat. - No, Jeff. I can't stay very long.
507 00:35:59 - Can I have a frozen daiquiri? - It's on the way.
508 00:36:04 - I see you went ahead and cut your hair. - That's right.
509 00:36:07 - You know I liked it better long. - I know.
510 00:36:11 You want a lock to carry in your wallet?
511 00:36:14 - Evening, lady. Nice to see you again. - Thank you.
512 00:36:19 How long has it been, Fran? A month?
513 00:36:22 Six weeks. But who's counting?
514 00:36:25 I missed you.
515 00:36:30 Like old times.
516 00:36:32 Same booth. Same song.
517 00:36:36 - It's been hell. - Same sauce. Sweet-and-sour.
518 00:36:42 You don't know what it's like, next to you in that elevator.
519 00:36:46 "Good morning, Miss Kubelik." "Good night, Mr.Sheldrake."
520 00:36:49 I'm still crazy about you, Fran.
521 00:36:52 Let's not start on that again, Jeff. Please?
522 00:36:55 I'm just beginning to get over it.
523 00:36:59 I don't believe you.
524 00:37:02 Look, Jeff. We had two wonderful months this summer.
525 00:37:05 But that was it. Happens all the time.
526 00:37:08 Wife and kids go away to the country
527 00:37:10 and the boss has a fling with his secretary,...
528 00:37:13 ..or the manicurist, or the elevator girl.
529 00:37:15 Come September, the picnic's over. Goodbye.
530 00:37:19 The kids go back to school, the boss goes back to the wife,...
531 00:37:23 ..and the girl...
532 00:37:27 They don't make these shrimp like they used to.
533 00:37:33 I never said goodbye, Fran.
534 00:37:37 For a while there, you try kidding yourself
535 00:37:39 that you're going with an unmarried man.
536 00:37:42 Then one day he keeps looking at his watch...
537 00:37:45 ..and asks you if any lipstick's showing,...
538 00:37:48 ..then rushes out to catch the 7.14 to White Plains.
539 00:37:53 So you fix yourself a cup of instant coffee...
540 00:37:56 ..and you sit there by yourself and you think,...
541 00:38:01 ..and it all begins to look so... ugly.
542 00:38:08 How do you think I felt riding home on that 7.14 train?
543 00:38:12 Why do you keep calling me, Jeff?
544 00:38:14 What do you want from me?
545 00:38:16 I want you back, Fran.
546 00:38:19 Sorry, Mr.Sheldrake. I'm full up.
547 00:38:20 You'll have to take the next elevator.
548 00:38:23 You're not giving me a chance, Fran.
549 00:38:25 I have something to tell you.
550 00:38:27 Go ahead. Tell me.
551 00:38:28 Not here. Can't we go someplace else?
552 00:38:31 - No. I have a date at 8.30. - Oh?
553 00:38:34 - Important? - Not very, but I'm gonna be there anyway.
554 00:38:38 - You ready order dinner now? - No. No dinner.
555 00:38:41 Just bring us two more drinks, will you?
556 00:39:03 Fran, do you remember that last weekend we had?
557 00:39:06 Do l! That leaky boat you rented,
558 00:39:08 and me in a black negligee and a life preserver.
559 00:39:11 Do you remember what we talked about?
560 00:39:14 - We talked about a lot of things. - I mean about my getting a divorce.
561 00:39:17 We didn't talk about it, Jeff. You did.
562 00:39:20 You didn't believe me, did you?
563 00:39:22 They got it on a long-playing record now.
564 00:39:24 "Music to String Her Along By."
565 00:39:27 "My wife doesn't understand me.
566 00:39:28 You're the best thing that ever happened to me."
567 00:39:32 That's enough, Fran.
568 00:39:33 Trust me, baby. We'll work it out."
569 00:39:35 - You're not being funny. - I wasn't trying.
570 00:39:38 - Fran, just listen to me for a minute. - All right. I'm sorry.
571 00:39:42 I saw my lawyer this morning.
572 00:39:44 I wanted his advice about the best way to handle it.
573 00:39:48 - Handle what? - What do you think?
574 00:39:52 Let's get something straight, Jeff.
575 00:39:53 I never asked you to leave your wife.
576 00:39:56 Of course not. You had nothing to do with it.
577 00:40:01 Are you sure that's what you want?
578 00:40:04 I'm sure... if you'll just tell me that you still love me.
579 00:40:11 You know I do.
580 00:40:16 Fran.
581 00:40:21 Jeff, darling...
582 00:40:30 It is getting crowded. Let's get out of here.
583 00:41:05 Taxi!
584 00:41:07 Jeff, I have that date, remember?
585 00:41:09 But I love you, remember?
586 00:41:11 Where are we going?
587 00:41:14 - Not back to that leaky boat? - I promise.
588 00:41:21 51 West 67th.
589 00:42:07 Congratulations.
590 00:42:25 Would you mind? CC Baxter - that's me.
591 00:42:31 Thank you.
592 00:42:48 Hi, Buddy-boy. Congratulations and all that jazz.
593 00:42:52 - Hi, fellas. - Well, you made it, just like we promised.
594 00:42:56 Quite an office. Name on the door, rug on the floor.
595 00:42:59 Teamwork: that's what counts in this organisation.
596 00:43:02 All for one and one for all.
597 00:43:04 - Know what I mean? - I have a vague idea.
598 00:43:06 Baxter, we're a little disappointed in you, gratitude wise.
599 00:43:09 Oh, I'm very grateful.
600 00:43:11 Then why are you locking us out?
601 00:43:13 Well, it's been sort of rough the past few weeks,
602 00:43:15 what with my cold and... Iike that.
603 00:43:19 We went to bat for you. Now you won't play ball with us.
604 00:43:22 After all, it's my apartment. It's private property,
605 00:43:24 not a public playground.
606 00:43:26 So you got yourself a girl.
607 00:43:28 That's OK with us. But not every night in the week!
608 00:43:30 How selfish can you get?
609 00:43:32 Last week I had to use my nephew's car
610 00:43:34 and take Sylvia to a drive-in in Jersey.
611 00:43:36 I'm too old for that sort of thing...
612 00:43:38 I mean in a Volkswagen.
613 00:43:39 I sympathise with you. Believe me, I'm very sorry.
614 00:43:43 - You'll be a lot sorrier. - Are you threatening me?
615 00:43:46 Listen, Baxter.
616 00:43:47 We made you and we can break you.
617 00:43:51 - Good morning, Mr.Sheldrake. - Good morning, gentlemen.
618 00:43:54 Baxter, do you like your office?
619 00:43:56 Yes, sir. I wanna thank you very much.
620 00:43:58 Don't thank me. Your friends here recommended you.
621 00:44:01 We just dropped by to wish him luck.
622 00:44:03 We know you won't let us down.
623 00:44:05 So long, fellas. Drop in any time.
624 00:44:06 The door is always open... to my office.
625 00:44:10 I like the way you handled that, Baxter.
626 00:44:13 - How does it feel to be an executive? - Oh, fine.
627 00:44:15 I'll work hard to justify your confidence.
628 00:44:18 I'm sure you will.
629 00:44:19 About the apartment.
630 00:44:21 Now that you've got a raise, can't we afford a second key?
631 00:44:24 - I guess so. - You know my secretary, Miss Olsen?
632 00:44:27 - Oh, yeah. Is she the lucky girl that...? - Oh, no, no.
633 00:44:30 I just meant that she's kind of a busybody,
634 00:44:33 and passing that key back and forth...
635 00:44:35 - Why take chances? - You can't be too careful.
636 00:44:38 Oh, l... have something I think belongs to you.
637 00:44:41 Me?
638 00:44:41 I mean the young lady, whoever she is.
639 00:44:44 - I found it when I got back last night. - Oh. Thanks.
640 00:44:47 The mirror is broken. It was broken when I found it.
641 00:44:52 - Yeah. She threw it at me. - Sir?
642 00:44:55 You know how it is.
643 00:44:55 They always give you a bad time.
644 00:44:57 Yeah, I know how it is.
645 00:44:59 You see a girl every week for laughs
646 00:45:01 and they think you're gonna divorce your wife.
647 00:45:04 - Now I ask you, is that fair? - No, sir. It's very unfair.
648 00:45:07 - Especially to your wife. - Yeah.
649 00:45:09 You know, Baxter, I envy you.
650 00:45:10 A bachelor, all the dames you want, no complications.
651 00:45:14 That's the life all right.
652 00:45:16 - Put me down for Thursday again. - Roger.
653 00:45:18 And I'll get that other key.
654 00:45:33 Merry Christmas. I'll connect you.
655 00:45:34 Merry Christmas. Consolidated Life.
656 00:45:37 Merry Christmas. I'm ringing.
657 00:45:39 Yeah? Yeah?!
658 00:45:41 Where?
659 00:45:42 You bet!
660 00:45:44 Somebody watch my line.
661 00:45:44 There's a swingin' party on the 19th floor!
662 00:45:50 # Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
663 00:45:53 # Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
664 00:45:57 # Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
665 00:46:17 So I said to him
666 00:46:17 "Never again. Either you get yourself a bigger car or a smaller girl."
667 00:46:23 Miss Kubelik? Miss...
668 00:46:25 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you.
669 00:46:28 - I thought you were avoiding me. - What gave you that idea?
670 00:46:31 In six weeks you've only been in my elevator once,
671 00:46:33 and you kept on your hat.
672 00:46:35 As a matter of fact, I was rather hurt that night you stood me up.
673 00:46:38 I don't blame you. It was unforgivable.
674 00:46:41 - I forgive you. - You shouldn't.
675 00:46:42 You couldn't help it.
676 00:46:43 You can't suddenly walk out on one man...
677 00:46:46 ..because you have a date with another man.
678 00:46:48 - You did the decent thing. - Don't be too sure.
679 00:46:51 Just because I wear a uniform,
680 00:46:52 that doesn't make me a Girl Scout.
681 00:46:54 A second administrative assistant has to be a pretty good judge of character.
682 00:46:59 And as far as I'm concerned, you're tops.
683 00:47:02 I mean decencywise and... otherwisewise.
684 00:47:07 Cheers.
685 00:47:11 - One more. - I shouldn't drink while driving.
686 00:47:13 You're so right.
687 00:47:14 By the power vested in me, I declare this elevator out of order.
688 00:47:18 Shall we join the natives?
689 00:47:21 - Why not? They seem friendly enough. - Don't you believe it.
690 00:47:24 There'll be human sacrifices.
691 00:47:26 White-collar workers tossed into computers...
692 00:47:29 ..and punched full of little square holes.
693 00:47:31 - How many drinks did you have? - Three!
694 00:47:33 - I thought so. - Wait. I hear the sound of running water.
695 00:47:37 - I'll be right back! - I'll be right here.
696 00:47:41 Hi!
697 00:47:43 How's the branch manager from Kansas City?
698 00:47:45 - I beg your pardon? - I'm Miss Olsen.
699 00:47:47 Mr.Sheldrake's secretary.
700 00:47:49 So you don't have to play innocent with me.
701 00:47:52 He used to tell his wife I was the branch manager from Seattle...
702 00:47:56 ..four years ago when we were having a little ring-a-ding-ding.
703 00:48:01 I don't know what you're talking about.
704 00:48:03 Before me it was Miss Rossi in Auditing.
705 00:48:05 And after me it was Miss Koch in Disability.
706 00:48:08 And right before you was a Miss, um...
707 00:48:11 Oh, what's her name? On the 25th floor.
708 00:48:13 - Would you excuse me? - What for? You haven't done anything.
709 00:48:17 It's him. Oh, what a salesman!
710 00:48:21 Always the last booth in the Chinese restaurant...
711 00:48:23 ..and the same pitch about divorcing his wife.
712 00:48:28 Then, in the end, you wind up with egg foo yung on your face.
713 00:48:33 Miss Kubelik!
714 00:48:37 Well, thank you, Miss Olsen.
715 00:48:39 Always happy to do a little something for our girls in uniform.
716 00:48:44 Are you all right? What's the matter?
717 00:48:47 Nothing. There are just too many people here.
718 00:48:49 Why don't we step into my office?
719 00:48:51 There's something I want your opinion about.
720 00:48:53 I have my own office now.
721 00:48:55 I'm the second youngest executive in this company.
722 00:48:58 The only one younger is a grandson of the chairman of the board.
723 00:49:03 Do you mind?
724 00:49:10 Miss Kubelik, I would like your honest opinion.
725 00:49:13 I've had this under my desk for a week.
726 00:49:15 It cost me $15.
727 00:49:17 I haven't been able to get up enough nerve to wear it.
728 00:49:26 It's what they call the Junior Executive model.
729 00:49:28 What do you think?
730 00:49:34 I guess I made a boo-boo, huh?
731 00:49:37 - I like it. - Really?
732 00:49:39 You wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with somebody in this hat?
733 00:49:43 - Of course not. - Maybe if I wore it a little to one side.
734 00:49:47 - Is that better? - Much better.
735 00:49:50 Since you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with me,...
736 00:49:52 how about goin' out tonight...
737 00:49:54 you, me and the bowler?
738 00:49:56 We'll stroll down 5th Avenue, sort of break it in.
739 00:49:59 This is a bad day for me.
740 00:50:00 I understand. Christmas and family.
741 00:50:03 I'd better get back to my elevator or I'll be fired.
742 00:50:05 Don't worry about that.
743 00:50:06 I've got quite a bit of influence with Personnel.
744 00:50:09 You know Mr.Sheldrake?
745 00:50:13 - Why? - He and I are like that.
746 00:50:15 Sent me a Christmas card. See?
747 00:50:23 Makes a cute picture.
748 00:50:27 I could talk to Mr.Sheldrake. Get you a promotion.
749 00:50:30 Would you like to be an elevator starter?
750 00:50:33 Too many girls have seniority over me.
751 00:50:36 No problem. Why don't we discuss it over the holidays?
752 00:50:39 I could call you, pick you up, have a big unveiling.
753 00:50:42 Am I wearing this right?
754 00:50:44 I think so. Here.
755 00:50:46 It's not tilted too much?
756 00:50:48 This is a conservative firm.
757 00:50:49 I don't want people to think I'm an entertainer.
758 00:50:57 What's the matter?
759 00:51:02 - The mirror. It's broken. - Yes, I know.
760 00:51:05 I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.
761 00:51:13 Your phone.
762 00:51:20 Yes?
763 00:51:23 Uh, just a minute.
764 00:51:25 If you don't mind, this is sort of personal.
765 00:51:27 Have a nice Christmas.
766 00:51:36 Yes, Mr.Sheldrake.
767 00:51:39 No, I didn't forget.
768 00:51:40 The tree is up
769 00:51:41 and the Tom and Jerry mix is in the refrigerator.
770 00:51:45 Yes, sir. Same to you.
771 00:52:14 Hey! Where are you goin', Buddy-boy?
772 00:52:17 The party's just starting.
773 00:52:19 Listen, kid.
774 00:52:20 Gimme a break. How about tomorrow afternoon?
775 00:52:23 I can't take her to that drive-in again.
776 00:52:24 The car has no heater. Four o'clock. OK?
777 00:53:04 Hey, Charlie! Gimme a shot of bourbon,
778 00:53:07 and step on it! My sleigh is double-parked!
779 00:54:18 You buy me a drink, I'll buy you some music.
780 00:54:21 Rum Collins.
781 00:54:33 Uh...
782 00:54:34 Rum Collins and... another one of these little mothers.
783 00:54:50 You like Castro?
784 00:54:52 I mean, how do you feel about Castro?
785 00:54:55 - What is Castro? - You know. That big shot down in Cuba.
786 00:54:59 - With the crazy beard. - What about him?
787 00:55:01 Cos as far as I'm concerned, he's a no-good fink.
788 00:55:05 Two weeks ago I wrote him a letter. Never even answered me.
789 00:55:08 That so?
790 00:55:09 All I wanted him to do was let Mickey out for Christmas.
791 00:55:13 - Who's Mickey? - My husband.
792 00:55:16 He's in Havana, in jail.
793 00:55:18 Mixed up in that revolution?
794 00:55:20 Mickey would do nothin' like that.
795 00:55:22 He's a jockey. They caught him dopin' a horse.
796 00:55:26 Well, you can't win 'em all.
797 00:55:33 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
798 00:55:37 Not a creature was stirrin'...
799 00:55:40 Nothin'. No action.
800 00:55:44 Dullsville.
801 00:55:46 - You married? - No.
802 00:55:48 - Family? - No.
803 00:55:51 A night like this,
804 00:55:52 it sort of spooks you to walk into an empty apartment.
805 00:55:57 I said I had no family. I didn't say I had an empty apartment.
806 00:56:06 Come on, Fran. Don't be that way.
807 00:56:09 Are you just gonna sit there and keep bawling?
808 00:56:12 You won't talk to me?
809 00:56:13 You won't tell me what's wrong?
810 00:56:17 I know you think I'm stalling you but...
811 00:56:20 when you've been married for 12 years,...
812 00:56:22 you just don't sit down to breakfast and say
813 00:56:24 "Pass the sugar. I want a divorce."
814 00:56:27 It's not that easy.
815 00:56:31 Anyway, this is the wrong time.
816 00:56:32 The kids are off school, my in-laws are visiting.
817 00:56:36 I can't bring it up now.
818 00:56:40 This isn't like you, Fran.
819 00:56:41 You were always such a good sport.
820 00:56:43 Such fun to be with.
821 00:56:47 That's me. The happy idiot. A million laughs.
822 00:56:53 Well, that's a little more like it.
823 00:56:54 At least you're speaking to me.
824 00:56:58 A funny thing happened to me at the office party today.
825 00:57:01 I ran into your secretary, Miss Olsen.
826 00:57:05 You know. Ring-a-ding-ding?
827 00:57:08 And I laughed so much, I like to died.
828 00:57:11 Is that what's been bothering you, Fran?
829 00:57:12 Miss Olsen? That's ancient history.
830 00:57:16 Well, I never was very good at history.
831 00:57:19 Let me see.
832 00:57:20 There was Miss Olsen, and then there was Miss Rossi.
833 00:57:24 No, she came before.
834 00:57:25 Miss Koch came after Miss Olsen.
835 00:57:27 - Now, Fran... - And just think.
836 00:57:30 Right now some lucky girl in the building
837 00:57:32 is gonna come after me.
838 00:57:34 OK. OK, Fran.
839 00:57:35 I guess I deserved that.
840 00:57:37 But ask yourself:
841 00:57:38 why does a man run around with a lot of girls?
842 00:57:41 Because he's unhappy at home. Because he's lonely.
843 00:57:43 That's why.
844 00:57:45 But that was before you, Fran. I've stopped running.
845 00:57:50 How could I be so stupid?
846 00:57:51 You'd think I would've learned by now.
847 00:57:54 When you're in love with a married man,
848 00:57:55 you shouldn't wear mascara.
849 00:57:59 It's Christmas Eve, Fran. Let's not fight, huh?
850 00:58:05 - Merry Christmas. - What is it?
851 00:58:12 Oh. Our friend at the Chinese restaurant.
852 00:58:16 - Thanks, Fran. We'd better keep it here. - Yeah, we'd better.
853 00:58:22 Oh, I have a present for you.
854 00:58:25 I didn't know what to get you.
855 00:58:26 Besides, it's kind of awkward for me shopping, so...
856 00:58:29 Here's $100. You go and buy yourself something.
857 00:58:38 They have some nice alligator bags at Bergdorf's.
858 00:58:53 I didn't realise it was so late. It's quarter to seven.
859 00:58:55 I mustn't miss my train.
860 00:58:57 If we hadn't wasted all this time...
861 00:58:58 I have to get home and trim the tree.
862 00:59:02 OK. I just thought, as long as it was paid for...
863 00:59:06 Don't ever talk like that, Fran.
864 00:59:08 Don't make yourself out to be cheap.
865 00:59:09 $100? I don't call that cheap.
866 00:59:13 And you must be paying somebody something for the use of the apartment.
867 00:59:17 Stop it, Fran.
868 00:59:20 You'll miss your train, Jeff.
869 00:59:31 Are you coming?
870 00:59:32 No, you run along. I'm gonna fix my face.
871 00:59:35 Don't forget to kill the lights. See you Monday.
872 00:59:38 Sure. Monday... and Thursday...
873 00:59:42 ..and Monday again, and Thursday again.
874 00:59:47 It won't always be like this, Fran.
875 00:59:50 I love you.
876 00:59:52 Careful. Lipstick.
877 00:59:56 Merry Christmas.
878 01:02:25 - Drink up, pop. It's closing time. - But it's early, Charlie.
879 01:02:29 Don't you know what night this is?
880 01:02:31 I know, Charlie. I know.
881 01:02:32 I work for the outfit.
882 01:02:40 Hey, knock it off, will ya? Go home.
883 01:02:51 O-U-T. Out!
884 01:02:58 Where'll we go? My place or yours?
885 01:03:03 Might as well go to mine. Everybody else does.
886 01:03:19 Poor Mickey.
887 01:03:20 When I think of him all by himself in that jail in Havana...
888 01:03:24 Would you like to see his picture?
889 01:03:26 Not particularly.
890 01:03:30 He's so cute. He's 5 foot 2, 99 pounds.
891 01:03:35 Like a little Chihuahua.
892 01:03:50 - Can I ask you a personal question? - No.
893 01:03:53 You got a girlfriend?
894 01:03:55 She may be a girl but she is no friend of mine.
895 01:03:58 Still stuck on her, huh?
896 01:04:00 Still stuck on her? Obviously you don't know me very well.
897 01:04:02 - I don't know you at all. - Permit me.
898 01:04:06 CC Baxter. Junior executive, Arthur Murray graduate... Iover.
899 01:04:12 I'm Mrs MacDougall. Margie to you.
900 01:04:17 This way, Mrs MacDougall.
901 01:04:29 Say! This is snugsville!
902 01:04:32 Mrs MacDougall, it's only fair to warn you...
903 01:04:35 you are now alone with a notorious sexpot.
904 01:04:39 - No kiddin'! - Ask anybody around here.
905 01:04:41 As a matter of fact, when it's time for me to go and I may go just like that -
906 01:04:46 I have promised my body to the Columbia Medical Center.
907 01:04:49 Gee! Sort of gives you goose bumps just to think about it.
908 01:04:52 They haven't got me yet, baby.
909 01:04:54 Dig up some ice from the kitchen.
910 01:04:55 Let's not waste any more time preliminarywise.
911 01:04:58 I'm with you, lover.
912 01:06:17 All right, Miss Kubelik. Get up.
913 01:06:20 Come on. It's past checking-out time.
914 01:06:23 The management would appreciate it
915 01:06:24 if you'd get the hell outta here.
916 01:06:30 I used to like you. I used to like you a lot.
917 01:06:32 Well, it's all over between us, so beat it.
918 01:06:36 O-U-T, out!
919 01:06:39 Come on, wake up.
920 01:06:48 Oh my God.
921 01:06:50 Miss Kubelik?
922 01:06:52 Miss Kubelik?
923 01:07:04 I broke a nail tryin' to get the tray out.
924 01:07:07 You oughta buy yourself a new refrigerator.
925 01:07:13 I didn't mean right now!
926 01:07:18 Dr Dreyfuss.
927 01:07:20 Doc!
928 01:07:23 There's a girl in my place, took some sleeping pills.
929 01:07:26 I can't wake her up.
930 01:07:28 - Let me get my bag. - Hurry up!
931 01:07:32 Hey, over here, lover.
932 01:07:33 What's all the running around about?
933 01:07:35 You're gonna wear yourself out.
934 01:07:39 - Not so rough, honey! - Good night.
935 01:07:41 - Good night?! - The party's over.
936 01:07:44 What? Did I do somethin' wrong?
937 01:07:46 It's an emergency. I'll see you some other time.
938 01:07:49 Not this one. In there, Doc.
939 01:07:52 What's goin' on here, anyway?
940 01:07:54 Will you please just get out?!
941 01:07:56 My shoes!
942 01:07:58 Some lover you are! Some sexpot!
943 01:08:01 Here. Find a phone.
944 01:08:03 Call your husband in Havana.
945 01:08:04 You bet I will! And when I tell him how you treated me,
946 01:08:08 he'll push your face in!
947 01:08:10 You fink!
948 01:08:27 Is she gonna be all right, Doc?
949 01:08:29 How many pills were in that bottle?
950 01:08:31 It was half-full. About a dozen.
951 01:08:34 - Do you have to take her to the hospital? - Help me, will you?
952 01:08:37 - Into the bathroom. - What are you gonna do?
953 01:08:39 Get that stuff out of her stomach if it isn't too late.
954 01:08:42 You'd better put some coffee on,
955 01:08:44 and pray.
956 01:09:40 Bring my bag.
957 01:09:52 Roll up her right sleeve.
958 01:10:04 Hold that.
959 01:10:13 Nice veins.
960 01:10:27 Wanna tell me what happened?
961 01:10:30 I don't know. I mean, I wasn't even here.
962 01:10:35 You see, we had... some words earlier.
963 01:10:39 It was nothin' serious.
964 01:10:41 You might call it a lovers' quarrel.
965 01:10:44 So you went right out and picked yourself up another dame.
966 01:10:47 Something like that.
967 01:10:49 You know, Baxter, you're a real cutie pie.
968 01:10:52 Yes, you are.
969 01:11:02 If you'd come home half an hour later,
970 01:11:03 you'd have had quite a Christmas present.
971 01:11:26 Get the coffee.
972 01:11:52 Let's get some air in here. Open the windows.
973 01:12:10 What's her name?
974 01:12:12 Miss Kubelik. Fran.
975 01:12:18 Fran, I'm a doctor.
976 01:12:20 I'm here because you took too many sleeping pills.
977 01:12:23 Do you understand what I'm saying?
978 01:12:27 Fran, I'm Dr Dreyfuss. I'm here to help you.
979 01:12:31 You took all those sleeping pills. Remember?
980 01:12:35 - Sleeping pills. - That's right, Fran. And I'm a doctor.
981 01:12:39 - Doctor? - Dr Dreyfuss.
982 01:12:45 Dreyfuss.
983 01:12:47 Get more coffee.
984 01:12:49 Now tell me again. What's my name?
985 01:12:55 Dr... Dreyfuss.
986 01:12:58 And what happened to you?
987 01:13:00 I...
988 01:13:02 I took sleeping pills.
989 01:13:05 Do you know where you are?
990 01:13:09 - No. - Yes, you do, Fran. Now concentrate!
991 01:13:14 I don't know.
992 01:13:17 Do you know who that is?
993 01:13:26 Look at him.
994 01:13:29 Mr.Baxter. 19th floor.
995 01:13:33 Hello, Miss Kubelik.
996 01:13:35 Mr? Miss? Such politeness!
997 01:13:39 We work in the same building. We try to keep it quiet.
998 01:13:45 What are you doing here?
999 01:13:49 Don't you remember we were together at the office party?
1000 01:13:53 Oh, yes. The office party.
1001 01:13:56 - Miss Olsen. - That's right.
1002 01:13:58 I told you we had a fight. That was what it was about.
1003 01:14:01 Miss Olsen. That girl that was here earlier.
1004 01:14:06 I don't understand.
1005 01:14:09 The main thing is I got here in time and you're gonna be all right.
1006 01:14:13 Isn't she, Doc?
1007 01:14:15 I'm so tired.
1008 01:14:18 Come on. Drink this.
1009 01:14:20 Please... just let me sleep.
1010 01:14:23 No, you can't sleep!
1011 01:14:24 Fran, open your eyes!
1012 01:14:27 Let's get her walking.
1013 01:14:32 We've got to keep her awake for the next few hours.
1014 01:14:34 Now come on, Fran, walk!
1015 01:14:37 One, two, three, four!
1016 01:14:40 One, two, three, four!
1017 01:14:42 Left, right, left, right,...
1018 01:14:44 ..left, right and return!
1019 01:14:47 And... one, two, three, four!
1020 01:14:50 Now you've got it! One, two, three, four!
1021 01:14:54 Walk, Fran! One, two, three, four!
1022 01:14:57 One, two... And return again.
1023 01:15:00 And... left, right, left, right.
1024 01:15:10 She'll sleep on and off for the next 24 hours.
1025 01:15:14 Of course, she'll have a dandy hangover when she wakes up.
1026 01:15:17 Just as long as she's OK.
1027 01:15:20 These cases are harder on the doctor than the patient.
1028 01:15:23 I oughta charge by the mile.
1029 01:15:25 - Any of that coffee left? - Yeah, sure.
1030 01:15:29 How do you spell her last name?
1031 01:15:32 Kubelik. Two k's.
1032 01:15:35 What's her address?
1033 01:15:37 Where does she live?
1034 01:15:40 Why do you wanna know, Doc?
1035 01:15:44 - You don't have to report this, do you? - It's regulations.
1036 01:15:47 But it was an accident.
1037 01:15:50 She had too much to drink, didn't know what she was doing.
1038 01:15:52 There was no suicide note or anything.
1039 01:15:55 - I'm not thinkin' about myself. - Aren't you?
1040 01:15:58 She's got a family, and there's the people at the office.
1041 01:16:02 Can't you forget you're a doctor,
1042 01:16:03 just say you're here as a neighbour?
1043 01:16:06 Well, as a doctor, I can't prove it wasn't an accident.
1044 01:16:09 But as your neighbour, I'd like to kick you around the block.
1045 01:16:12 - Mind if I cool this off? - Help yourself.
1046 01:16:15 I don't know what you did to that girl,...
1047 01:16:17 but it was bound to happen,
1048 01:16:18 the way you carry on.
1049 01:16:20 Live now, pay later. Diners Club!
1050 01:16:24 Why don't you grow up, Baxter?
1051 01:16:26 Be a mensch.
1052 01:16:27 - You know what that means? - I'm not sure.
1053 01:16:30 A mensch/ A human being!
1054 01:16:33 So you got off easy this time. So you were lucky.
1055 01:16:36 But you're not out of the woods yet,
1056 01:16:37 because most of 'em try it again.
1057 01:16:42 Well, you know where I am if you need me.
1058 01:17:56 Mr.Baxter! Open up already.
1059 01:18:02 Oh.
1060 01:18:05 - Mrs Lieberman. - Who did you think it was? Kriss Kringle?
1061 01:18:08 What was going on here last night?
1062 01:18:10 - Last night? - All that marching! Tramp, tramp, tramp!
1063 01:18:14 Army manoeuvres maybe?
1064 01:18:16 I'll never invite those people again.
1065 01:18:18 What you get from renting to bachelors.
1066 01:18:20 All night I didn't sleep ten minutes.
1067 01:18:22 And I'm sure you woke up Dr Dreyfuss.
1068 01:18:23 Don't worry. He was out on a case.
1069 01:18:28 I'm warning you, Mr.Baxter.
1070 01:18:30 This is a respectable house, not a honky-tonky.
1071 01:18:33 Come on, Oscar.
1072 01:19:02 Operator, I want White Plains, New York. Mr.JD Sheldrake.
1073 01:19:07 Make that person-to-person.
1074 01:19:13 220 Five, four, three, two, one...
1075 01:19:17 Let her rip!
1076 01:19:19 I'll get the phone.
1077 01:19:21 Hey, Dad, why don't we put a fly in the nose cone?
1078 01:19:24 - See if we can bring it back alive. - That's a thought.
1079 01:19:27 Maybe we should put in two flies
1080 01:19:29 and see if they'll propagate in orbit.
1081 01:19:31 See if they'll what?
1082 01:19:32 Propagate. You know. Multiply.
1083 01:19:36 - Baby flies? - Oh. Oh!
1084 01:19:40 - It's for you, Dad. - Thanks, Jeff.
1085 01:19:43 A Mr.Baxter. Person-to-person.
1086 01:19:46 Come on. Help me round up some flies.
1087 01:19:49 Hello? What's on your mind, Baxter?
1088 01:19:52 Something came up that's important.
1089 01:19:55 I think you should see me at the apartment as soon as possible.
1090 01:19:58 - What's this all about? - I didn't wanna tell you over the phone.
1091 01:20:02 But that certain party... You know who I mean.
1092 01:20:05 I found her here last night.
1093 01:20:07 - She took an overdose of sleeping pills. - What?!
1094 01:20:12 What is it, Jeff? Who's on the phone?
1095 01:20:14 One of our employees had an accident.
1096 01:20:16 I don't know why they bother me with these things on Christmas Day.
1097 01:20:20 Yes, Baxter.
1098 01:20:22 Just how serious is it?
1099 01:20:24 It was touch and go there for a while,
1100 01:20:26 but she's sleeping it off now.
1101 01:20:28 I thought maybe you'd like to be here when she wakes up.
1102 01:20:32 That's impossible.
1103 01:20:33 You'll have to handle the situation yourself, Baxter.
1104 01:20:37 As a matter of fact, I'm counting on you.
1105 01:20:38 Yes, sir. I understand.
1106 01:20:41 She left a letter.
1107 01:20:42 Would you like me to open it and read it to you?
1108 01:20:46 Well, it was just a suggestion.
1109 01:20:48 No, don't worry. I kept your name out of it, so there'll be no trouble,...
1110 01:20:52 policewise or newspaperwise.
1111 01:20:56 You see, the doctor is a friend of mine,
1112 01:20:58 so we were very lucky in that respect.
1113 01:21:01 Actually, he thinks she's my girl.
1114 01:21:04 No, he just jumped to the conclusion.
1115 01:21:06 Around here I'm known as quite a ladies' man.
1116 01:21:09 Of course, we're not out of the woods yet.
1117 01:21:11 Sometimes they try it again.
1118 01:21:14 Yes, sir. I'll do my best.
1119 01:21:15 It'll take her a couple of days to fully recover...
1120 01:21:18 ..and I may have a little problem with the landlady.
1121 01:21:22 OK, Mr.Sheldrake.
1122 01:21:23 I'll keep her in the apartment as long as I can.
1123 01:21:25 Isn't there some sort of message you want me to give her?
1124 01:21:29 Well, I'll... think of something.
1125 01:21:32 Yes, sir. Goodbye, Mr.Sheldrake.
1126 01:21:37 I'm sorry.
1127 01:21:40 I'm sorry, Mr.Baxter.
1128 01:21:41 What are you doing out of bed?
1129 01:21:44 I didn't know. I had no idea this was your apartment.
1130 01:21:47 Here. Let me help you.
1131 01:21:50 Oh, I'm so ashamed.
1132 01:21:52 Why didn't you just let me die?
1133 01:21:55 What kind of talk is that?
1134 01:21:56 You got a little overemotional, but you're fine now.
1135 01:22:00 Oh!
1136 01:22:02 Oh, my head! It feels just like a big wad of chewing gum.
1137 01:22:06 - What time is it? - Two o'clock.
1138 01:22:09 Oh, my dress. I have to go home.
1139 01:22:12 You're in no shape to go anywhere
1140 01:22:13 but back to bed.
1141 01:22:14 - You don't want me here. - Sure I do. I...
1142 01:22:17 It's always nice to have company for Christmas.
1143 01:22:20 - I'm stronger than you are. - I just wanna brush my teeth.
1144 01:22:24 Oh. Of course.
1145 01:22:25 I think I can find a new toothbrush somewhere.
1146 01:22:27 Here. Put that on.
1147 01:22:59 - How about some breakfast? - No. I don't want anything.
1148 01:23:03 I'll fix you some coffee.
1149 01:23:05 Oh! We're all out of coffee. You had quite a lot last night.
1150 01:23:09 Back in a minute.
1151 01:23:21 Mrs Dreyfuss, could I borrow some coffee?
1152 01:23:23 And an orange and a couple of eggs?
1153 01:23:25 Eggs, he asks me for! Oranges!
1154 01:23:27 What you need is a good horsewhipping!
1155 01:23:29 From me the doctor has no secrets.
1156 01:23:32 Poor girl. How could you do such a thing?
1157 01:23:34 I didn't do anything. Honest. It's just...
1158 01:23:38 You take a girl out just for laughs
1159 01:23:39 and she thinks you're serious marriagewise.
1160 01:23:44 Big shot! For you, I wouldn't lift a finger!
1161 01:23:47 But for her, I'll fix a little something to eat.
1162 01:23:59 Who are you calling?
1163 01:24:01 My sister, to tell her what happened to me.
1164 01:24:03 Wait a minute! Let's talk it over first.
1165 01:24:07 Just what are you gonna tell her?
1166 01:24:09 I haven't figured it out exactly.
1167 01:24:11 Well, you'd better figure it out exactly.
1168 01:24:13 Suppose she asks you why you didn't come home last night.
1169 01:24:16 I'll say I spent the night with a friend.
1170 01:24:18 - Who? - Someone from the office.
1171 01:24:20 - Where are you now? - In his apartment.
1172 01:24:22 - In his apartment? - In her apartment.
1173 01:24:25 - What's your friend's name? - Baxter.
1174 01:24:27 - What's her first name? - Miss.
1175 01:24:30 - When are you comin' home? - As soon as I can walk.
1176 01:24:33 - Your legs hurt? - No, my stomach.
1177 01:24:35 - Your stomach? - They had to pump it out!
1178 01:24:38 You shouldn't call anybody.
1179 01:24:41 Not till you get the chewing gum out of your head.
1180 01:24:43 They'll be worried about me. They might call the police.
1181 01:24:47 We have to be careful. We don't wanna involve anybody.
1182 01:24:50 After all, Mr.Sheldrake's a married man.
1183 01:24:54 Thanks for reminding me(!)
1184 01:25:00 I didn't mean it that way.
1185 01:25:02 I was just talking to him on the phone.
1186 01:25:04 He's very concerned about you.
1187 01:25:06 He doesn't give a damn about me.
1188 01:25:09 - You're wrong. He told me... - He's a liar.
1189 01:25:13 But that's not the worst part.
1190 01:25:15 The worst part is I still love him.
1191 01:25:22 Oh. That must be Mrs Dreyfuss.
1192 01:25:24 Remember the doctor from last night? That's his wife.
1193 01:25:29 So where's the victim?
1194 01:25:32 Max the Knife!
1195 01:25:37 Nu, little lady, how are we feeling today?
1196 01:25:39 I don't know. Kind of dizzy.
1197 01:25:42 The best thing for dizzy is noodle soup with chicken white meat
1198 01:25:46 and a glass tea.
1199 01:25:47 No, thank you. I'm really not hungry.
1200 01:25:49 Go ahead, eat. Enjoy.
1201 01:25:52 You wouldn't have such a thing as a napkin, would you?
1202 01:25:55 - I have some paper towels. - Beatnik.
1203 01:25:58 In my kitchen, third drawer, under the good silver, are napkins.
1204 01:26:02 Yes, Mrs Dreyfuss.
1205 01:26:03 So, what are you waiting for? A singing commercial?
1206 01:26:06 - I can't eat. - You must eat.
1207 01:26:08 And you must get healthy and you must forget him.
1208 01:26:11 Such a fine boy he seemed
1209 01:26:13 when he first moved in here.
1210 01:26:15 Clean and cut, a regular lvy Leaguer.
1211 01:26:18 Turns out he's King Farouk, with the drinking, with the cha-cha.
1212 01:26:22 With the no napkins.
1213 01:26:25 A girl like you, for the rest of your life you wanna cry in your noodle soup?
1214 01:26:29 Who needs it? Now you listen to me.
1215 01:26:32 You'll find yourself a nice, substantial man-a widower, maybe...
1216 01:26:36 and settle down, instead of noshing all those sleeping pills.
1217 01:26:40 For what? For whom? For some good-time Charlie?
1218 01:26:43 Shh.
1219 01:26:45 One napkin comin' up.
1220 01:26:46 Wish we had some champagne to wrap it around.
1221 01:26:49 What did I tell you?
1222 01:26:50 Mrs Dreyfuss, you don't have to wait.
1223 01:26:52 I'll wash the dishes.
1224 01:26:53 You'd break 'em. I'll come back for them.
1225 01:26:56 If he makes trouble, give me a yell.
1226 01:27:00 - She doesn't seem to like you very much. - Oh, I don't mind.
1227 01:27:04 As a matter of fact, I'm sort of flattered.
1228 01:27:07 That anybody'd think a girl like you
1229 01:27:09 would do a thing like this over a guy like me.
1230 01:27:13 Did you find something here? An envelope?
1231 01:27:17 Yes. I've got it.
1232 01:27:18 Don't you think we'd better destroy it
1233 01:27:20 so it won't fall in the wrong hands?
1234 01:27:23 Open it.
1235 01:27:28 There's nothing here but a $100 bill.
1236 01:27:31 That's right. Will you see that Mr.Sheldrake gets it?
1237 01:27:36 Sure.
1238 01:27:39 Take this away, will you?
1239 01:27:42 Would you like me to move the television set in here?
1240 01:27:45 - You play gin rummy? - I'm not very good at it.
1241 01:27:48 - I am. Let me get the cards. - You don't have to entertain me.
1242 01:27:52 There's nothing I'd like better.
1243 01:27:54 You know. Togetherness.
1244 01:27:56 Guess what I did last Christmas.
1245 01:27:57 Had dinner at the automat, went to the zoo,...
1246 01:28:01 ..then came home and cleaned up after Mr.Eichelberger.
1247 01:28:04 He had a little eggnog party here.
1248 01:28:06 So I'm way ahead this year.
1249 01:28:09 Three across. Spades double?
1250 01:28:12 High deals.
1251 01:28:14 Six? Eight
1252 01:28:24 I think I'm gonna give it all up.
1253 01:28:28 Give what up?
1254 01:28:33 Why do people have to love people, anyway?
1255 01:28:38 I know what you mean.
1256 01:28:43 Queen.
1257 01:28:48 - I don't want it. - Pick a card.
1258 01:28:55 What do you call it when somebody keeps gettin' smashed up
1259 01:28:58 in car accidents?
1260 01:29:00 - Bad insurance risk? - That's me with men.
1261 01:29:05 I was jinxed from the word go.
1262 01:29:06 First time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.
1263 01:29:09 A cemetery?
1264 01:29:12 I was 15. We used to go there to smoke.
1265 01:29:15 His name was George and he threw me over for a drum majorette.
1266 01:29:20 Uh, gin.
1267 01:29:26 That's 10, 20... 36.
1268 01:29:28 And 25 makes 61 and two boxes.
1269 01:29:31 I have this talent for falling in love...
1270 01:29:33 with the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
1271 01:29:37 Well, how many guys were there?
1272 01:29:41 Three.
1273 01:29:43 The last one was the manager of a finance company
1274 01:29:45 back home in Pittsburgh.
1275 01:29:47 They found a shortage in his accounts.
1276 01:29:49 He asked me to wait for him. He'll be out in 1965.
1277 01:29:54 Cut.
1278 01:29:57 So I came to New York
1279 01:29:58 and moved in with my sister and her husband, a cab driver.
1280 01:30:02 They sent me to secretarial school
1281 01:30:04 and then I applied for a job at Consolidated.
1282 01:30:07 But I flunked the typing test.
1283 01:30:10 - Too slow? - No. I can type up a storm.
1284 01:30:12 I just can't spell.
1285 01:30:16 So they gave me a pair of white gloves
1286 01:30:19 and stuck me in an elevator.
1287 01:30:21 And that's how I met Jeff.
1288 01:30:25 Oh God, I'm so fouled up.
1289 01:30:27 What am I gonna do now?
1290 01:30:32 Better win a hand. You're on a blitz.
1291 01:30:36 Was he very upset when you told him?
1292 01:30:39 Mr.Sheldrake? Yeah, very.
1293 01:30:42 Maybe he does love me,
1294 01:30:43 only he doesn't have the nerve to tell his wife.
1295 01:30:46 I'm sure that's it.
1296 01:30:48 - You really think so? - No doubt about it.
1297 01:30:52 Would you hand me that pad and pencil?
1298 01:30:55 - What for? - I'm gonna write to Mrs Sheldrake.
1299 01:30:58 - You what? - As one woman to another.
1300 01:31:00 I'm sure she'll understand.
1301 01:31:02 I don't think that's a very good idea.
1302 01:31:04 - Why not? - For one thing, you can't spell.
1303 01:31:08 Secondly, if you did something like that,
1304 01:31:10 you'd hate yourself.
1305 01:31:13 I don't like myself very much anyway.
1306 01:31:18 Pick up the cards. Let's go.
1307 01:31:20 - Do I have to? - You bet. I got a terrific hand.
1308 01:31:30 - You really wanna discard that? - Sure.
1309 01:31:33 Gin.
1310 01:31:39 10, 20, 40, 52 and 25... 77.
1311 01:31:45 Spades are double... 154.
1312 01:31:54 Blitzed. Two games.
1313 01:33:26 All right, all right, Mrs Dreyfuss.
1314 01:33:37 - Hi, Baxter. - What do you want?
1315 01:33:39 What do I want? Just a minute.
1316 01:33:41 - You can't come in! - What's the matter with you?
1317 01:33:44 I made a reservation for four o'clock.
1318 01:33:46 You can't stay.
1319 01:33:47 Take your champagne and go.
1320 01:33:49 I don't wanna pull rank on you,
1321 01:33:50 but I told the little lady it was all set.
1322 01:33:52 Are you gonna leave, Mr.Kirkeby,
1323 01:33:53 or do I have to throw you out?
1324 01:33:57 Buddy-boy, why didn't you say so?
1325 01:34:00 Got yourself a little playmate, huh?
1326 01:34:01 Now will you get out?
1327 01:34:09 Hey, come on! What are we waiting for?
1328 01:34:11 Open up, will you?
1329 01:34:12 Mildred!
1330 01:34:16 What's holding things up?
1331 01:34:18 Say, let's have a party, the four of us.
1332 01:34:21 No!
1333 01:34:27 Well, I don't blame you.
1334 01:34:29 So you hit the jackpot, eh, kid?
1335 01:34:31 I mean Kubelikwise.
1336 01:34:32 Don't worry. I won't say a word to anybody.
1337 01:34:35 Stay with it, Buddy-boy.
1338 01:34:52 Who was that?
1339 01:34:55 Just somebody delivering a bottle of champagne. Like some?
1340 01:34:59 Would you mind opening that window?
1341 01:35:05 Now don't get any ideas, Miss Kubelik.
1342 01:35:09 I just want some fresh air.
1343 01:35:10 It's only one storey down.
1344 01:35:11 The best you could do is break a leg.
1345 01:35:14 So they'll shoot me, like a horse.
1346 01:35:17 Please, you gotta promise me you won't do anything foolish.
1347 01:35:20 - Who'd care? - I would.
1348 01:35:29 Why can't I ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?
1349 01:35:34 Yeah. Well...
1350 01:35:36 That's the way it crumbles, cookiewise.
1351 01:35:41 Go to sleep.
1352 01:36:17 Good morning, Mr.Sheldrake.
1353 01:36:19 Miss Olsen, come into my office, please.
1354 01:36:31 Did you have a nice Christmas?
1355 01:36:32 Lovely. You were a great help!
1356 01:36:35 Your pep talk to Miss Kubelik at the office party.
1357 01:36:38 Sorry, Jeff. I never could hold my liquor.
1358 01:36:41 I thought you could hold your tongue.
1359 01:36:43 It won't happen again.
1360 01:36:44 You bet it won't.
1361 01:36:46 I'll arrange for you to get a month's severance pay.
1362 01:36:49 That's right, Miss Olsen. I'm letting you go.
1363 01:36:53 You let me go four years ago, Jeff.
1364 01:36:55 And were cruel enough to make me sit out there
1365 01:36:57 and watch the new models pass by.
1366 01:37:00 I'd appreciate it if you'd be out of here as soon as you can.
1367 01:37:03 Yes, Mr.Sheldrake.
1368 01:37:14 Operator, this is Mr.Sheldrake.
1369 01:37:15 I'd like Mr.Baxter's home telephone number.
1370 01:37:18 He's in Ordinary Premium Accounting.
1371 01:37:37 - Hello? - Hello. Jeff Sheldrake.
1372 01:37:40 Can you talk?
1373 01:37:42 Yes. She's in the shower.
1374 01:37:44 - She's coming along fine, considering. - Good.
1375 01:37:47 Is there anything you need? Money?
1376 01:37:48 No, thank you, Mr.Sheldrake.
1377 01:37:50 As a matter of fact, I have some money for you. $100.
1378 01:37:54 Oh.
1379 01:37:55 - If there's anything I can do for you... - For me? I don't think so.
1380 01:37:59 But I was hoping maybe you could do something for her.
1381 01:38:02 Like what? Put yourself in my place, Baxter.
1382 01:38:06 How can I help her? My hands are tied.
1383 01:38:09 Well... at least you can talk to her.
1384 01:38:13 Let me put her on. And please, be gentle.
1385 01:38:17 There's a call for you!
1386 01:38:20 - For me? - Yeah. Mr.Sheldrake.
1387 01:38:24 I don't wanna talk to him.
1388 01:38:26 I think you should.
1389 01:38:28 I gotta run down to the grocery anyway.
1390 01:38:30 There's nothing left here but frozen pizza.
1391 01:38:35 I'll be right back. OK?
1392 01:38:57 Hello, Jeff.
1393 01:39:01 - Yes, I'm all right. - Why did you do it, Fran?
1394 01:39:04 It's so childish, and it never solves anything.
1395 01:39:07 I oughta be very angry with you, scaring me that way.
1396 01:39:09 But let's forget the whole thing, pretend it never happened.
1397 01:39:11 What do you say?
1398 01:39:14 Fran?
1399 01:39:17 Are you there, Fran?
1400 01:39:21 Of course I'm not here, because the whole thing never happened.
1401 01:39:25 I never took those pills, I never loved you,...
1402 01:39:29 we never even met.
1403 01:39:33 Isn't that the way you want it, Jeff?
1404 01:39:34 You know I didn't mean it that way.
1405 01:39:37 You just get well.
1406 01:39:38 Do what the nurse says. I mean Baxter.
1407 01:39:40 487 I'll see you as soon as I can.
1408 01:39:42 Goodbye, Fran.
1409 01:40:01 Hello, Mrs Sheldrake.
1410 01:40:02 This is Miss Olsen.
1411 01:40:04 Fine, thank you.
1412 01:40:05 I was wondering if we could have lunch together.
1413 01:40:09 I don't know how important it is,
1414 01:40:10 but you might find it educational.
1415 01:40:13 It concerns your husband.
1416 01:40:16 All right. One o'clock, Longchamps, Madison and 59th.
1417 01:40:26 Don't worry. I'm on my way.
1418 01:40:28 Just making a personal call.
1419 01:40:32 Here's a dime.
1420 01:40:37 Going down.
1421 01:40:51 Oh, Mr.Baxter! I'm glad you're here.
1422 01:40:54 - I was just going to get the passkey. - What for?
1423 01:40:56 I thought I smelled gas coming from your apartment.
1424 01:40:59 Gas?!
1425 01:41:10 Miss Kubelik?
1426 01:41:14 Miss Kubelik!
1427 01:41:19 - You all right? - Sure!
1428 01:41:22 What's that funny smell?
1429 01:41:23 Gas! Didn't you turn it on?
1430 01:41:25 Yes, to boil water to get the coffee stains out of my dress.
1431 01:41:28 You turned it on but you didn't light it.
1432 01:41:30 Are you supposed to?
1433 01:41:32 In this house you're supposed to.
1434 01:41:34 Hey, what are you doing with that?
1435 01:41:36 I was washing my stockings,
1436 01:41:37 so I thought I'd wash your socks too.
1437 01:41:40 Oh. Thank you.
1438 01:41:41 Very curious. I could only find 3 pair.
1439 01:41:44 Things are a little disorganised around here.
1440 01:41:46 I'd say. What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
1441 01:41:50 Tennis racket? Oh, I remember.
1442 01:41:52 I was cooking myself an ltalian dinner.
1443 01:41:56 I used it to strain the spaghetti.
1444 01:41:58 - Why not? - In fact, I'm a pretty good cook.
1445 01:42:01 - Only I'm a lousy housekeeper. - Yes, you are.
1446 01:42:04 When I was straightening up the couch,
1447 01:42:05 I found six hairpins, a lipstick,...
1448 01:42:09 a pair of false eyelashes
1449 01:42:09 and a swizzle stick from the Stork Club.
1450 01:42:12 It's just that I'm the kind of guy who can't say no.
1451 01:42:16 I don't mean to girls. I mean...
1452 01:42:17 To someone like Mr.Sheldrake.
1453 01:42:20 - I guess so. - I know so.
1454 01:42:25 - He's a taker. - What?
1455 01:42:28 Some people take, some people get took.
1456 01:42:30 And they know they're gettin' took
1457 01:42:31 and there's nothin' they can do about it.
1458 01:42:34 I wouldn't say that.
1459 01:42:37 What would you like for dinner, huh?
1460 01:42:39 Hey. Onion soup, and canned asparagus...
1461 01:42:43 I really should be getting home.
1462 01:42:45 My family'll be flipping by now.
1463 01:42:46 You can't leave yet.
1464 01:42:48 The doctor said it takes 48 hours
1465 01:42:49 to get that stuff out of your system.
1466 01:42:53 How long does it take to get someone you're stuck on out of your system?
1467 01:42:58 If only they'd invent some kind of pump for that.
1468 01:43:01 I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik.
1469 01:43:03 You think it's the end of the world. But it's not.
1470 01:43:07 I went through exactly the same thing myself.
1471 01:43:09 - You did? - Well, not exactly the same.
1472 01:43:12 I tried to do it with a gun.
1473 01:43:13 Over a girl?
1474 01:43:14 Worse. It was the wife of my best friend.
1475 01:43:17 And I was mad about her.
1476 01:43:18 But I knew it was hopeless and I decided to end it all.
1477 01:43:22 I went to a pawnshop and I bought a 45 automatic
1478 01:43:24 and I drove up to Eden Park...
1479 01:43:26 - Do you know Cincinnati? - No, I don't.
1480 01:43:28 Anyway, I parked the car and I loaded that gun...
1481 01:43:31 You read in the papers that people shoot themselves.
1482 01:43:34 Believe me, it's not that easy.
1483 01:43:36 I mean, how do you do it? Here? Here? Here?
1484 01:43:41 - Know where I finally shot myself? - Where?
1485 01:43:43 - Here. - In the knee?!
1486 01:43:45 Yeah! I was sittin' there, tryin' to decide.
1487 01:43:48 A cop came up because I was illegally parked.
1488 01:43:51 I tried to hide the gun under the seat and it went off.
1489 01:43:54 - That's terrible! - It was a year till I could bend the knee.
1490 01:43:58 But I got over the girl in three weeks.
1491 01:44:03 Still lives in Cincinnati. Has four kids and gained 20 pounds.
1492 01:44:07 Sends me a fruitcake every Christmas.
1493 01:44:09 Are you just making this up to make me feel better?
1494 01:44:12 Of course not! Here's the fruitcake.
1495 01:44:14 - Do you wanna see my knee? - No, thank you.
1496 01:44:16 The fellas in the office might get the wrong idea how I found out.
1497 01:44:20 Let 'em! Look, I'm gonna cook dinner for us.
1498 01:44:22 We'll have fruitcake for dessert.
1499 01:44:24 You just sit there and rest.
1500 01:44:25 You've done enough for today.
1501 01:44:27 Yes, Nurse.
1502 01:44:45 - Can I help you? - I'm lookin' for Miss Kubelik.
1503 01:44:48 So am l. She didn't report this morning.
1504 01:44:50 She didn't? Who's in charge here?
1505 01:44:53 That comes under General Office Administration.
1506 01:44:55 Mr.Dobisch, 21st floor.
1507 01:44:58 Thanks.
1508 01:45:02 So I take Sylvia up to the apartment,
1509 01:45:05 and guess who he's stashed in the bedroom.
1510 01:45:07 - Who? - Kubelik.
1511 01:45:08 No kiddin'? Buddy-boy and Kubelik having a little toot?
1512 01:45:11 Toot? More like a lost weekend.
1513 01:45:14 Neither of 'em showed up for work today.
1514 01:45:16 AWOL, hm?
1515 01:45:18 What gripes me is they guzzled my champagne...
1516 01:45:21 while Sylvia and I wound up at the Guggenheim Museum.
1517 01:45:26 - Mr.Dobisch? - Yeah.
1518 01:45:29 I'm Karl Matuschka.
1519 01:45:30 My sister-in-law runs one of the elevators. Fran Kubelik.
1520 01:45:33 - Miss Kubelik? - You know her?
1521 01:45:35 Of course. We have a lot of employees,
1522 01:45:36 but we're one big, happy family.
1523 01:45:39 She lives with us, and my wife's nervous
1524 01:45:41 cos Fran hasn't been home for two days.
1525 01:45:44 That so?
1526 01:45:46 So we wondered if somebody here knew what happened to her.
1527 01:45:49 I see.
1528 01:45:50 What do you think, Al?
1529 01:45:52 Can we help the man?
1530 01:45:54 Why not? We don't owe Buddy-boy anything.
1531 01:45:58 Yeah. What's Buddy-boy done for us lately?
1532 01:46:03 Who is Buddy-boy?
1533 01:46:30 Are we dressing for dinner?
1534 01:46:31 No. Just come as you are.
1535 01:46:34 You're pretty good with that racket.
1536 01:46:35 You should see my backhand.
1537 01:46:40 Wait till you see me serve the meatballs.
1538 01:46:43 Shall I light the candles?
1539 01:46:44 It's a must, gracious livingwise.
1540 01:46:50 # Meatball
1541 01:46:56 # Meatball
1542 01:47:06 - You bought some napkins. - Might as well go all the way.
1543 01:47:13 You know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe.
1544 01:47:15 Shipwrecked, among eight million people.
1545 01:47:18 And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand...
1546 01:47:21 and there you were.
1547 01:47:24 It's a wonderful thing, dinner for two.
1548 01:47:26 Do you usually eat alone?
1549 01:47:27 No. Sometimes I eat with Ed Sullivan.
1550 01:47:30 Or sometimes Dinah Shore or Perry Como.
1551 01:47:33 The other night it was Mae West.
1552 01:47:35 She was much younger then. Cheers.
1553 01:47:37 - Cheers. - Know what we're gonna do after dinner?
1554 01:47:40 - The dishes. - I mean after that.
1555 01:47:43 - What? - You don't have to if you don't want to.
1556 01:47:45 - Oh, I don't? - We're gonna finish the gin game.
1557 01:47:48 So keep a clear head.
1558 01:47:51 Cos I don't wanna take advantage of you,
1559 01:47:53 the way I did yesterday in bed.
1560 01:47:55 - Baxter? - Yes.
1561 01:48:07 What's with you, Fran?
1562 01:48:07 Did you forget where you live?
1563 01:48:09 My brother-in-law, Karl Matuschka.
1564 01:48:11 Oh! How do you do, Mr.Matusch...
1565 01:48:13 Get dressed. I got the cab downstairs.
1566 01:48:15 Wait. I know what you're thinking, but...
1567 01:48:18 It's none of my business what you do.
1568 01:48:19 You're over 21.
1569 01:48:21 But your sister thinks you're a lady.
1570 01:48:22 All we were gonna do was eat!
1571 01:48:24 If there wasn't a lady present,
1572 01:48:26 I'd clobber you.
1573 01:48:27 All right, Karl! I'll get dressed.
1574 01:48:39 Want a martini?
1575 01:48:45 How about some spaghetti with meat sauce that I cooked myself?
1576 01:48:55 Your sister-in-law sure is terrific.
1577 01:49:01 It must be murder drivin' a cab in New York with the cross-town traffic.
1578 01:49:10 Hi, Baxter. How's the patient?
1579 01:49:12 Oh, uh... I'm fine, Doc.
1580 01:49:14 Not you. Miss Kubelik.
1581 01:49:17 What's the matter with Miss Kubelik?
1582 01:49:18 This is Mr.Matuschka. He's... got a cab.
1583 01:49:22 - Fran been sick? - No. Just a little accident.
1584 01:49:24 What does he mean, accident?
1585 01:49:26 Well... these things happen all the time.
1586 01:49:28 What things? What kind of a doctor are you?
1587 01:49:31 Not that kind! He just gave her a shot,
1588 01:49:33 pumped out her stomach.
1589 01:49:34 What for?
1590 01:49:35 I took sleeping pills. But I'm fine now.
1591 01:49:37 - Why'd you take sleeping pills? - On account of me.
1592 01:49:40 You?
1593 01:49:42 Who else?
1594 01:49:49 Leave him alone!
1595 01:49:53 Oh, you fool. You damn fool.
1596 01:49:59 - Come on, Fran. - Goodbye, Mr.Baxter.
1597 01:50:08 Goodbye, Doctor.
1598 01:50:12 Well, I don't wanna gloat,
1599 01:50:13 but just between us, you had it coming to you.
1600 01:50:19 You're gonna have a shiner tomorrow.
1601 01:50:22 Let me get my bag.
1602 01:50:26 Don't bother, Doc.
1603 01:50:28 It doesn't hurt a bit.
1604 01:50:52 Mr.Sheldrake's office?
1605 01:50:53 This is CC Baxter.
1606 01:50:54 Please tell him I'd like to come up and see him.
1607 01:50:57 It's important.
1608 01:50:58 Will you call me back, please?
1609 01:51:03 Mr.Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.
1610 01:51:07 All your troubles are over.
1611 01:51:10 I'm gonna take Miss Kubelik off your hands.
1612 01:51:14 The plain fact is, I love her.
1613 01:51:17 I thought you should be the first to know.
1614 01:51:20 After all, you don't really want her, and I do.
1615 01:51:23 And though it may sound presumptuous,
1616 01:51:25 she needs somebody like me.
1617 01:51:27 So I think it would be best all around.
1618 01:51:31 Solutionwise.
1619 01:51:32 Yes?
1620 01:51:34 I'll be right up.
1621 01:51:36 Mr.Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.
1622 01:51:40 All your troubles are over.
1623 01:51:46 19.
1624 01:51:48 Hi, Buddy-boy. What happened to you?
1625 01:51:50 Hit by a swinging door?
1626 01:51:52 Or a yellow cab?
1627 01:51:53 That guy really must've belted him.
1628 01:51:55 Yeah. He's punchy. Talking to himself.
1629 01:51:58 27.
1630 01:52:00 Those two days she spent in the apartment...
1631 01:52:03 made me realise how lonely I'd been before.
1632 01:52:06 But, thanks to you, I'm in a financial position to marry her.
1633 01:52:10 If I can ever square things with her family.
1634 01:52:13 Good morning. CC Baxter.
1635 01:52:19 - Mr.Baxter is here. - Send him in.
1636 01:52:23 Mr.Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.
1637 01:52:26 And I've got good news for you, Baxter.
1638 01:52:29 - All your troubles are over. - Sir?
1639 01:52:31 I know how worried you were about Miss Kubelik.
1640 01:52:33 Stop worrying.
1641 01:52:35 I'm going to take her off your hands.
1642 01:52:38 - You're gonna take her off my hands? - That's right.
1643 01:52:41 I've moved out of the house.
1644 01:52:44 I'm gonna be staying in town, at the Athletic Club.
1645 01:52:47 You left your wife.
1646 01:52:48 If you must know, I fired my secretary.
1647 01:52:50 My secretary got to my wife, and my wife fired me.
1648 01:52:53 Ain't that a kick in the head?
1649 01:52:55 Yeah.
1650 01:52:57 Now what's your news, Baxter?
1651 01:53:01 It's about Miss Kubelik.
1652 01:53:02 She's feeling all right again so she went home.
1653 01:53:05 Swell. And don't think I've forgotten what you did for me.
1654 01:53:08 This way, Baxter.
1655 01:53:13 Sit down. Try it on for size.
1656 01:53:17 - You like? It's all yours. - Mine?
1657 01:53:20 My assistant has been shifted to the Denver office
1658 01:53:22 and you're taking his place.
1659 01:53:25 What's the matter?
1660 01:53:26 You don't seem very excited.
1661 01:53:28 Well, it's just that so many things have been happening so fast.
1662 01:53:32 I'm very pleased. Especially for Miss Kubelik.
1663 01:53:35 I think she's the kind of girl that definitely ought to be married to... someone.
1664 01:53:40 Sure, sure. But first the property has to be settled.
1665 01:53:44 Then it takes six weeks in Reno.
1666 01:53:46 Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy being a bachelor for a while.
1667 01:53:49 Oh, Baxter, you now can have lunch in the executive dining room.
1668 01:53:52 That's one of the privileges that goes with this job.
1669 01:53:55 You also get a nice little expense account,
1670 01:53:57 use of the executive washroom...
1671 01:54:00 Say, what happened to you, Baxter?
1672 01:54:02 - I got kicked in the head too. - Oh?
1673 01:54:26 Good evening, Mr.Baxter.
1674 01:54:28 Oh.
1675 01:54:30 Miss Kubelik. How are you feeling?
1676 01:54:33 - I feel fine. How's your eye? - Oh, fine.
1677 01:54:36 How are things at the apartment?
1678 01:54:37 Nothing's changed.
1679 01:54:39 - We never did finish that gin game. - I know.
1680 01:54:43 I suppose you heard about Mr.Sheldrake.
1681 01:54:46 Leaving his wife? Yeah. I'm very happy for you.
1682 01:54:49 I never thought he'd do it.
1683 01:54:50 I told you all along.
1684 01:54:51 You were wrong about Mr.Sheldrake.
1685 01:54:54 I guess so.
1686 01:54:55 You were wrong about me too.
1687 01:54:57 What you said about those who take and those who get took.
1688 01:55:00 Mr.Sheldrake wasn't using me. I was using him. See?
1689 01:55:04 Last month I was at desk 861 on the 19th floor.
1690 01:55:07 Now I'm on the 27th floor.
1691 01:55:08 A panelled office, three windows.
1692 01:55:11 So it all worked out fine. We're both getting what we wanted.
1693 01:55:14 Yes. Will you walk me to the subway?
1694 01:55:17 No, thank you.
1695 01:55:18 Well, l... To tell you the truth, I have this heavy date for tonight.
1696 01:55:26 Aren't you meeting Mr.Sheldrake?
1697 01:55:27 No. You know how people talk.
1698 01:55:29 I decided it was best not to see each other until everything was settled,
1699 01:55:33 divorcewise.
1700 01:55:35 That's very wise.
1701 01:55:38 - Good night, Mr.Baxter. - Good night.
1702 01:56:17 Baxter, could you step in here a minute?
1703 01:56:18 Yes, Mr.Sheldrake.
1704 01:56:20 - There you are. - Much obliged.
1705 01:56:24 Here are the figures on staff turnover.
1706 01:56:26 37% of females leave to get married and 22%...
1707 01:56:30 Baxter, you work too hard.
1708 01:56:31 It's New Year's Eve. Relax!
1709 01:56:33 Yes, sir.
1710 01:56:34 I suppose you'll be celebrating tonight.
1711 01:56:36 - Naturally. - I'm taking Miss Kubelik out.
1712 01:56:38 - I finally talked her into it. - I see.
1713 01:56:41 The only thing is, I'm staying at the Athletic Club
1714 01:56:43 and it's strictly stag, so...
1715 01:56:45 If you don't mind?
1716 01:56:48 - Don't mind what? - You know my key to your apartment?
1717 01:56:52 When we had that little scare about Miss Kubelik,...
1718 01:56:55 - ..l threw it out the window of the train. - Very clever.
1719 01:56:59 So now I'll have to borrow your key.
1720 01:57:03 - Sorry, Mr.Sheldrake. - What do you mean, sorry?
1721 01:57:06 You're not bringing anybody to my apartment.
1722 01:57:09 It's not just anybody. It's Miss Kubelik.
1723 01:57:11 Especially not Miss Kubelik.
1724 01:57:13 - How's that again? - No key.
1725 01:57:18 Baxter, I picked you for my team
1726 01:57:20 because I thought you were a bright young man.
1727 01:57:23 Do you realise what you're doing?
1728 01:57:25 Not to me, but to yourself?
1729 01:57:27 Normally it takes years to work your way up to the 27th floor.
1730 01:57:30 But it only takes 30 seconds to be out on the street again.
1731 01:57:33 - You dig? - I dig.
1732 01:57:37 So what's it going to be?
1733 01:57:46 - Now you're being bright. - Thank you, sir.
1734 01:58:06 - Baxter, you gave me the wrong key. - No, I didn't.
1735 01:58:09 But this is the key to the executive washroom.
1736 01:58:12 That's right. I won't be needing it
1737 01:58:14 because I'm all washed up around here.
1738 01:58:16 - What's gotten into you? - Just following doctor's orders.
1739 01:58:19 I've decided to become a mensch.
1740 01:58:21 Know what that means? A human being.
1741 01:58:24 Now hold on, Baxter.
1742 01:58:25 The old payola won't work any more.
1743 01:58:28 Goodbye, Mr.Sheldrake.
1744 01:59:06 We're having a party and ran out of ice.
1745 01:59:09 Sure, Doc.
1746 01:59:10 How come you're alone on New Year's Eve?
1747 01:59:12 Well, I got things to do.
1748 01:59:14 What's this? You're packing?
1749 01:59:15 Yeah. I'm giving up the apartment.
1750 01:59:18 Where are you moving to?
1751 01:59:20 I don't know.
1752 01:59:21 All I know is I gotta get outta this place.
1753 01:59:23 Sorry to lose you, Baxter.
1754 01:59:26 Me? Oh, my body. Don't worry,
1755 01:59:28 it'll go to the university, Doc. I'll put it in writing.
1756 01:59:31 - Could you use some champagne? - Booze we don't need.
1757 01:59:34 Say, why don't you join us?
1758 01:59:36 We got two brain surgeons, a proctologist
1759 01:59:40 and three nurses from Bellevue.
1760 01:59:41 No, thanks. I don't feel like it.
1761 01:59:43 In case I don't see you again,
1762 01:59:45 how much do I owe you for taking care of that girl?
1763 01:59:47 Forget it. I didn't do it as a doctor.
1764 01:59:50 I did it as a neighbour.
1765 01:59:51 By the way, whatever happened to her?
1766 01:59:55 You know me with girls.
1767 01:59:57 Easy come, easy go.
1768 01:59:59 - Goodbye, Doc. - Happy New Year.
1769 02:00:45 Sorry I took so long on the phone.
1770 02:00:46 We're all set.
1771 02:00:47 - For what? - I rented a car. It'll be here at one.
1772 02:00:50 - We're driving to Atlantic City. - Atlantic City?
1773 02:00:53 I know it's a drag,
1774 02:00:53 but you can't find a hotel room in town on New Year's Eve.
1775 02:00:58 Ring out the old year, ring in the new.
1776 02:01:01 Ring-a-ding-ding.
1777 02:01:04 I didn't plan it this way. It's Baxter's fault.
1778 02:01:08 Baxter?
1779 02:01:09 He wouldn't give me the key to the apartment.
1780 02:01:12 - He wouldn't? - No. He just walked out on me. Quit.
1781 02:01:15 Threw that big, fat job right in my face.
1782 02:01:20 The nerve.
1783 02:01:20 The little punk. After all I did for him.
1784 02:01:24 Said I couldn't bring anybody to the apartment,
1785 02:01:25 especially not Miss Kubelik.
1786 02:01:28 What's he got against you, anyway?
1787 02:01:31 I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles,
1788 02:01:35 cookiewise.
1789 02:01:39 What are you talking about?
1790 02:01:43 I'd spell it out for you, only I can't spell.
1791 02:01:51 # Should auld acquaintance be forgot #
1792 02:01:56 # And never brought to mind...#
1793 02:02:02 Happy New Year, Fran.
1794 02:02:07 # And days of auld lang syne #
1795 02:02:12 # For auld lang syne, my dear #
1796 02:02:17 # For auld lang syne #
1797 02:02:22 # We'll drink a cup of kindness yet #
1798 02:02:28 # For auld lang syne #
1799 02:02:45 Fran?
1800 02:02:48 Where are you, Fran?
1801 02:03:09 Mr.Baxter!
1802 02:03:11 Mr.Baxter!
1803 02:03:12 Mr.Baxter! Mr.Baxter!
1804 02:03:18 Oh!
1805 02:03:20 - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
1806 02:03:23 Are you sure? How's your knee?
1807 02:03:26 I'm fine all over.
1808 02:03:30 - Mind if I come in? - Of course not.
1809 02:03:38 Let me get another glass.
1810 02:03:43 - Where are you going? - Who knows?
1811 02:03:45 Another neighbourhood, another town, another job.
1812 02:03:48 I'm on my own.
1813 02:03:51 That's funny. So am l.
1814 02:03:54 What'd you do with the cards?
1815 02:03:56 In there.
1816 02:04:10 What about Mr.Sheldrake?
1817 02:04:12 I'm gonna send him a fruitcake every Christmas.
1818 02:04:18 Cut.
1819 02:04:21 I love you, Miss Kubelik.
1820 02:04:24 Three
1821 02:04:26 Queen
1822 02:04:27 Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik?
1823 02:04:28 I absolutely adore you.
1824 02:04:34 Shut up and deal.