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1 00:00:06 [theme music playing]
2 00:00:51 [Constantine] There was no hopeafter the apocalypse war.
3 00:00:54 The world was a stinking charnel house
4 00:00:57 with bodies rotting in the streets.
5 00:01:01 And we'd won the bloody thing.
6 00:01:04 Everyone lost someone, me included.
7 00:01:08 And because the worldwas ending from the damage done to it,
8 00:01:11 time wouldn't heal those wounds.
9 00:01:14 But between thoughts of snuffing it,I had an idea.
10 00:01:20 What if there was a way to make
11 00:01:22 all of it never have happenedin the first place?
12 00:01:27 My plan needed The Flashand his speed to recreate a flash point,
13 00:01:31 to rewrite the past.
14 00:01:33 I'd guide him with magic
15 00:01:35 to change eventsand keep Darkseid from ever finding us.
16 00:01:38 And for my past sins,
17 00:01:41 I decided to make sureI paid this bill myself,
18 00:01:45 no matter the price.
19 00:01:55 It was the first trulynoble thing I'd ever done in my life.
20 00:01:59 And, oh, how it would cost me.
21 00:02:19 What the shite is this about?
22 00:02:37 Not bad.
23 00:02:50 Not the stairs then.
24 00:02:59 Keep it together, Johnny.
25 00:03:08 [door creaking]
26 00:03:10 [all] Surprise!
27 00:03:12 What's all this, then?
28 00:03:14 It's not every daya wanker like you turns 50.
29 00:03:17 Well, certainly not onewith as many demons
30 00:03:20 that want to kill you.
31 00:03:26 [Zatanna chuckles] Stop that, Jason.
32 00:03:33 Zee?
33 00:03:35 Tonight is about friends,
34 00:03:37 family, and having made itthrough it all.
35 00:03:40 And beer. It's also about beer.
36 00:03:46 John, did you eatthe pickled eggs at the pub again?
37 00:03:49 I keep telling you,they don't change them.
38 00:03:52 No, no, no, It's not that. It's just...
39 00:03:55 I thought you were dead.
40 00:03:57 [laughs] Of course not.
41 00:03:59 And don't scare the kidsbefore bedtime with your stories.
42 00:04:03 Kids?
43 00:04:04 [Jack and Della] Daddy!
44 00:04:05 She won't let me play with her.
45 00:04:08 Because he's a babythat breaks my awesome creations.
46 00:04:13 I told you to treat each otherfair and be nice.
47 00:04:16 Della, let him play,and Jack, don't break stuff.
48 00:04:20 Now give us a kiss and off to bed.
49 00:04:34 [coughing]
50 00:04:36 What's the matter?Zee, some water here.
51 00:04:45 You too? Come here.
52 00:04:48 [both coughing]
53 00:05:02 Jack!
54 00:05:08 Jason, call the doctor!
55 00:05:11 [coughing]
56 00:05:21 [all coughing]
57 00:05:34 [all retching]
58 00:05:40 For God's sake! No, no!
59 00:05:44 Someone help! Help me. Help!
60 00:05:48 [gasps]
61 00:05:53 [panting] Zee? You're okay?
62 00:05:58 Ritchie, if you're taking the piss,
63 00:06:00 I'll curse you with a ball sack fungusthat won't ever get sorted.
64 00:06:05 [Della] Oh, it's not a joke, Daddy.
65 00:06:09 It's what you deserve.
66 00:06:12 [snarling]
67 00:06:18 Happy birthday, John.
68 00:06:25 [scratching]
69 00:06:52 Did you get lostin your own home again, John?
70 00:06:57 Of course not. Where's my pint?
71 00:06:59 Hey, hey, hey, who is the dead geezer
72 00:07:01 we soul castto do his comedy act for us?
73 00:07:04 Edwin Tiggley.
74 00:07:06 John was so sure it would work.
75 00:07:09 Screwed that spell up royal.
76 00:07:12 He came back to usas a rotting corpse.
77 00:07:14 Worst part was he couldn'tdo his pa-pa-pa punch line without lips.
78 00:07:19 [laughs] Come on.That made it funnier.
79 00:07:22 -[all laughing]-[Gary] It's just a mouth full of teeth.
80 00:07:25 Oh, that's good, mate.
81 00:07:31 [Jason] You know what to dowith a bad hand, John?
82 00:07:36 Get rid of it.
83 00:07:40 [grunting]
84 00:07:45 Come on, folks, let's give him a hand.
85 00:07:52 [growling]
86 00:07:59 [scratching]
87 00:08:02 Who's there? Show yourself.
88 00:08:17 [chanting in other language]
89 00:08:27 [chuckles] Most people use a match.
90 00:08:31 Oh, no. Nothing like that.Just trying something out, you know?
91 00:08:35 Practice makes perfect.
92 00:08:37 You think so?
93 00:08:39 Show me.
94 00:08:46 You always were the smart one, Zee.
95 00:08:48 Just a minute.
96 00:08:50 Bloody buttons.
97 00:08:55 -Kids asleep, then?-What are you talking about?
98 00:08:58 We don't have kids.
99 00:09:05 We don't?
100 00:09:06 You said you weren't sure.
101 00:09:09 Have you changed your mind?
102 00:09:16 I think so. Yeah.
103 00:09:19 Yes.
104 00:09:20 Well then, this nightis going to be extra special.
105 00:09:25 I'm all in. One hundred percent.
106 00:09:31 Are you sure we don't have kids now?
107 00:09:34 Name of Jack, maybe Delli?
108 00:09:36 Delli? Very sure.
109 00:09:38 Come on, John.
110 00:09:40 I could use some attention.
111 00:09:42 Right? 'Course.
112 00:09:44 Ready to go.
113 00:09:48 But the thing of it is I'm fairly sure
114 00:09:50 you introduced me to our kidsnot too long ago.
115 00:09:53 Why can't your mind be still?
116 00:10:01 [scratching]
117 00:10:19 Stairs it is then.
118 00:10:46 Okay, Mr. Lamp,
119 00:10:48 how about we introduce youto Mr. Window!
120 00:10:51 [glass shattering]
121 00:10:54 Cheeky.
122 00:11:08 I'll have you now.
123 00:11:15 Son of a bitch.
124 00:11:38 Illusion tricks, eh?I perfected that shite, mate.
125 00:11:50 Let's see who's winding me up.
126 00:11:53 Remember how you got here.
127 00:12:08 Come back to bed, John.
128 00:12:11 [screaming]
129 00:12:14 So the manager asks,"What's the act called?"
130 00:12:17 And the Dad says, "The Aristocrats."
131 00:12:21 [laughter]
132 00:12:23 -That was truly disgusting.-And you secretly loved it.
133 00:12:29 And where do you think you're going?
134 00:12:33 The loo.
135 00:12:35 One in, one out, you know?
136 00:12:59 [knocking at door]
137 00:13:00 [Ritchie] Um, fall in, Johnny?
138 00:13:02 Out in a minute, wanker.
139 00:13:21 This had better be worth it.
140 00:13:24 Now remember how you got here.
141 00:13:34 So that's it then.
142 00:13:36 Lock me in The House of Mysteryand throw away the key.
143 00:13:39 You have no ideawhat you've set in motion.
144 00:13:43 Changing the Earth's pasthas created not a ripple,
145 00:13:46 but a tidal wave of disturbance.
146 00:13:49 So, my spell had worked.
147 00:13:51 And Spectre, near-God wanker that he is,
148 00:13:54 took it upon himself to rap my knuckles.
149 00:13:58 You will no longer be allowed
150 00:14:00 to meddle with powersyou do not comprehend.
151 00:14:03 Wait, wait, wait.
152 00:14:04 What now, human?
153 00:14:06 I didn't know it was against the rules.
154 00:14:08 No matter.
155 00:14:10 What I'm saying is thatothers should understand
156 00:14:12 the high price they'll payif they do what I did.
157 00:14:17 Announce my sentence.
158 00:14:20 It'll be like putting out a warning cone
159 00:14:22 on a dangerous streetfor us puny mortals.
160 00:14:29 John Constantine,
161 00:14:31 for changingyour planet's past and future,
162 00:14:34 you are sentenced to spend eternity
163 00:14:37 in The House of Mystery.
164 00:14:40 And, of course, I said something cheekyto piss him off.
165 00:14:44 If you ever give upthis almost-God thing,
166 00:14:47 you'd be a fantastic town-crier.
167 00:14:49 You know, hear ye, hear ye!
168 00:14:54 Your outfit sucks!
169 00:15:02 Where'd you learn to use the crapper?
170 00:15:04 Bugger off.
171 00:15:06 [snarling]
172 00:15:17 [footsteps approaching]
173 00:15:20 After learning the truth,
174 00:15:22 the memory wipe and confusion spellsdidn't work for long.
175 00:15:27 [grunts]
176 00:15:30 This led to me being murdered.
177 00:15:32 [groans]
178 00:15:33 You'd think that would havebeen the end of it?
179 00:15:37 You'd be wrong.
180 00:15:39 The Spectre's vengeance spellkept resetting me back to square one.
181 00:15:43 So I got to experience deathat the hands of my friends,
182 00:15:47 and loved ones over and over again.
183 00:15:51 [snarling]
184 00:16:01 [grunting]
185 00:16:09 [snarling]
186 00:16:10 Got to the pointwhere the comical deaths
187 00:16:12 were a nice change of pace.
188 00:16:15 Go to sleep, you little wanker!
189 00:16:19 [grunting]
190 00:16:23 No telly for you!
191 00:16:38 [panting]
192 00:16:53 [growling]
193 00:17:03 Victory! Yes!
194 00:17:07 [chomping]
195 00:17:11 And since The House of Mystery
196 00:17:13 is free from the bondingsof normal time,
197 00:17:17 the days turned into months.
198 00:17:21 Then years.
199 00:17:24 Then decades.
200 00:17:26 [thuds]
201 00:17:27 And finally centuries.
202 00:17:31 For me, time was nothing more
203 00:17:33 than a blood soaked blur.
204 00:17:38 And just when I thought
205 00:17:39 things couldn't possiblyget any worse...
206 00:17:46 ...you showed up.
207 00:17:50 [snarling]
208 00:17:54 Nice to see you, John.
209 00:17:58 I stand by my decision.
210 00:18:00 As I said, the world was shiteand none of us had very much to lose.
211 00:18:05 [hissing]
212 00:18:09 [Nergal] Oh, I'll show youhow much you have to lose.
213 00:18:15 [chuckles]
214 00:18:16 Not ready yet, huh?
215 00:18:19 If the poker isn't cherry red,
216 00:18:22 I find the victimdoesn't get the full effect.
217 00:18:25 Anything worth doingis worth doing right, eh, Nergal?
218 00:18:31 Indeed.
219 00:18:32 When I heard the Spectre's announcementthat you would spend eternity
220 00:18:36 under glorified house arrest,
221 00:18:38 I couldn't abide by that.
222 00:18:41 I own your soul.
223 00:18:43 I should be the oneto mete out your punishment.
224 00:18:47 Mom always said, "Fair's fair."
225 00:18:50 You seem contentwith your decision.
226 00:18:53 Perhaps you think an eternity of torture
227 00:18:56 is worth what youand your friends received.
228 00:18:59 Well, challenge accepted.
229 00:19:03 [tremoring]
230 00:19:08 What's this?
231 00:19:09 Did you think you were the only onewho wanted to torture me?
232 00:19:15 Constantine, now I have you!
233 00:19:18 What are you doing here?
234 00:19:21 I'm about to torturethis wretch for eternity.
235 00:19:25 Wrong.
236 00:19:26 I'll be doing the torturing.
237 00:19:29 I own his soul. See?
238 00:19:32 You sold your eternal soul, twice?
239 00:19:36 'Course not.
240 00:19:40 I, Ashox, second of the fallen,
241 00:19:44 come to claim this human's soul.
242 00:19:48 I sold it three times.
243 00:19:50 Over your dead body.
244 00:19:55 I own his true soul contract.
245 00:19:59 I will violently disagree.
246 00:20:02 I demand you both leave this place.
247 00:20:04 Or what, you pompous ass?
248 00:20:07 Precedence. I claim precedence.
249 00:20:17 [chanting in other language]
250 00:20:28 -How dare you?-I will simply break the chains.
251 00:20:32 Don't do that.
252 00:20:33 [grunting]
253 00:20:34 Can't you see the spellis fueled by our own rage?
254 00:20:38 Right you are, Ashox.
255 00:20:40 If you all manage to think nice thoughts
256 00:20:42 about butterflies, kittens,
257 00:20:43 shite like that,the chains drop right off.
258 00:20:46 I will kill you.
259 00:20:48 [yelling]
260 00:20:52 Well, that's not a nice thought.
261 00:20:55 I really have to thank you lot.
262 00:20:57 I could have never gottenout of here without you.
263 00:20:59 See, Spectre's much too powerfulfor the mere mortal like myself.
264 00:21:04 So I got him to tell you where I was.
265 00:21:06 So you three arseholescould break me out.
266 00:21:09 -He tricked us!-You're such a fool.
267 00:21:13 Why didn't you begintorturing him immediately?
268 00:21:15 I was savoring the moment.
269 00:21:18 But who are you calling a fool,
270 00:21:21 trapped right next to me?
271 00:21:23 If the dunce cap fits, Nergal.
272 00:21:26 Enough talk!
273 00:21:27 [roaring, screaming]
274 00:21:30 Cheers, wankers.See you never.
275 00:21:41 Taking a strollin the world between worlds.
276 00:21:44 Not bad, Johnny boy.
277 00:21:48 Uh-oh.
278 00:21:55 You were supposed to beimprisoned for eternity.
279 00:21:58 I guess eternity is notwhat it used to be.
280 00:22:02 -Apparently not.-Well, off I go then.
281 00:22:07 Don't you have anyone elseto bother, anyone at all?
282 00:22:10 At the moment,you are my most troublesome issue.
283 00:22:14 What now?
284 00:22:16 Wipe my memoryuntil I'm a piece of fruit,
285 00:22:18 or continue using Zee
286 00:22:20 and the rest of my friendsto rip me apart.
287 00:22:22 You mistake me, human.
288 00:22:24 I meant you no ill intent.
289 00:22:26 What, turning the loveof my life into a succubus,
290 00:22:29 my best mates into demons?
291 00:22:32 Seems ill to me.
292 00:22:33 I put you in a placewhere you could spend eternity
293 00:22:36 with those closest to youin an endless, perfect dream.
294 00:22:41 You think yourselfunworthy of happiness.
295 00:22:44 You are unwilling or unable
296 00:22:47 to confine your failuresin the past to the past.
297 00:22:51 -Even when those who died forgave you.-Bloody hell!
298 00:22:58 I did it... to myself.
299 00:23:01 All of it.
300 00:23:04 I turned Zee into a monsteralong with everyone else.
301 00:23:08 I'm broken.
302 00:23:10 Now, at last, you finally see.
303 00:23:15 I accept my punishment, Spectre.
304 00:23:17 No more tricks.
305 00:23:19 I'll stay put, forever.
306 00:23:22 I tried to shield youfrom the consequences
307 00:23:24 of changing the past,
308 00:23:26 but that window is now closed.
309 00:23:29 You know, you God-like beingscan be a real pain in my arse.
310 00:23:33 Just tell me what you want!
311 00:23:36 I? Nothing.
312 00:23:39 It is the universethat demands restitution.
313 00:23:42 The universe is a living thing.
314 00:23:45 The wonders within exist for all of us.
315 00:23:53 It's glorious. It is!
316 00:23:58 I can see everything.
317 00:24:01 I understand now.
318 00:24:03 It's... [gasps] Wait!
319 00:24:10 You were selfish.
320 00:24:12 You caused the universe harmby breaking its rules.
321 00:24:15 And now, the universewill exact its price.
322 00:24:20 No, not this. Spectre, help me!
323 00:24:23 Don't let this happen.
324 00:24:26 Use your power, Spectre. Kill me!
325 00:24:29 Kill me!
326 00:24:34 Woe to you, John Constantine.
327 00:24:49 [theme music playing]
328 00:26:48 [theme music playing]
329 00:27:26 [birds screeching]
330 00:27:33 [waves splashing]
331 00:28:00 [creature laughing maniacally]
332 00:28:06 An ironic reversal, you must admit.
333 00:28:09 Release me and I'll restore youto your proper place
334 00:28:12 in the food chain, rodent.
335 00:28:14 Tempting,
336 00:28:16 but I promised my brooda feast of cat flesh.
337 00:28:20 [all laughing maniacally]
338 00:28:28 [grunts]
339 00:28:29 [metal rod snaps]
340 00:28:33 Captured again, Tuftan?How many times have I saved your tail?
341 00:28:36 [scoffs]
342 00:28:37 Fewer than I've savedyour hairless hide.
343 00:28:40 [metal clangs]
344 00:28:43 [rodents exclaiming]
345 00:28:45 What is that animal doing here?
346 00:28:49 Staging a breakout.
347 00:28:55 [growling]
348 00:29:00 [grunts]
349 00:29:06 I doubt you haveenough bullets to stop them.
350 00:29:09 Don't worry. I have an escape plan.
351 00:29:12 [Kamandi grunts]
352 00:29:13 [creatures screaming]
353 00:29:16 [groans]
354 00:29:21 [horse whinnies]
355 00:29:24 [scoffs]
356 00:29:25 -This does not count as a rescue.-Take them all.
357 00:29:32 [carriage rattling]
358 00:29:38 Ben.
359 00:29:41 -Who is this?-He was our escape plan.
360 00:29:43 Tuftan, meet Ben Boxer.
361 00:29:45 I thought you werethe last jabbering man.
362 00:29:47 [scoffs] Man? Not exactly.
363 00:29:51 [Kamandi] This whole cityused to be filled with humans.
364 00:29:53 Families, mothers, fathers.
365 00:29:57 My grandfather workedfor a secret organization.
366 00:30:00 When the Disaster struck,
367 00:30:02 he sealed us in a protected chambercalled Command D.
368 00:30:04 And yeah, that's how I got my name.
369 00:30:07 He and I were the last survivors.
370 00:30:10 We stretched the suppliesas long as we could.
371 00:30:13 We had a few books, some info reels.
372 00:30:18 He taught me all he could. Until...
373 00:30:24 He was my only companion,my only friend.
374 00:30:30 His final words were,"You are the last boy on Earth, Kamandi.
375 00:30:36 For the sake of humanity...
376 00:30:39 you must survive."
377 00:30:42 If we're going where I think we are,I doubt any of us will survive.
378 00:31:00 The ape cult.No one returns from this place.
379 00:31:06 [Tuftan] Many such cults have sprung upsince the fall.
380 00:31:11 We are to be sacrificed.
381 00:31:15 Now comes Golgan,Keeper of the Ancient Days.
382 00:31:21 Welcome, fortunate candidates.
383 00:31:24 Long ago, the Earthwas shaken by the Great Disaster.
384 00:31:31 Mountains fell, seas boiled.
385 00:31:36 It would have beenthe end of everything.
386 00:31:39 But a blessed being came from the skies.
387 00:31:45 The Mighty One
388 00:31:46 used his great powers to save the Earth
389 00:31:50 from total destruction,
390 00:31:53 quenching the fireand mending its cracks.
391 00:31:58 But the effort was too great.
392 00:32:01 He fell, vowing one day to return.
393 00:32:06 But it has been an age... Ages.
394 00:32:12 Perhaps he returns in a new guise,
395 00:32:15 unknown even to himself.
396 00:32:20 Long have we searched for candidates
397 00:32:23 who show the great traitsof the Mighty One.
398 00:32:27 Some of you,we have brought from far-off lands.
399 00:32:31 Others have trained a lifetimeto prove worthy.
400 00:32:37 I, Zuma, shall overcome the trials.
401 00:32:41 [growls]
402 00:32:42 And what of those who fail?
403 00:32:44 They are forever honored.
404 00:32:49 Let the first trial begin.
405 00:32:52 [door creaks]
406 00:32:57 It is said the Mighty One
407 00:32:59 could walkon the very clouds themselves.
408 00:33:03 May you do the same.
409 00:33:08 We're supposed to jump across that?
410 00:33:10 -[sword unsheathes]-[grunts]
411 00:33:15 Zuma needs no prodding.
412 00:33:18 [grunts]
413 00:33:22 Who dares follow?
414 00:33:24 [hesitates] We're fine to wait here.
415 00:33:29 No. We're burrowers, not--
416 00:33:31 [screaming]
417 00:33:35 None can pounce like a tiger.
418 00:33:40 [shouts]
419 00:33:42 [groans]
420 00:33:45 Tuftan, hang in there.
421 00:33:48 [grunts]
422 00:33:58 [low growl]
423 00:34:06 [grunting]
424 00:34:14 Come on. One at a time. Come on.
425 00:34:20 The human cheats. He defiles the ritual.
426 00:34:23 I don't care about your stupid ritual.I just want us to survive.
427 00:34:27 You won't, man freak.Zuma will make sure of that.
428 00:34:32 -Looks bad.-Nonsense. It's perfectly--
429 00:34:35 [bone cracks]
430 00:34:37 Fractured.
431 00:34:38 -[scoffs] Then leave him. He has failed.-I won't abandon him.
432 00:34:43 The monkey is right.
433 00:34:45 You'll have a better chancewithout my dead weight.
434 00:34:48 -Can we eat him now?-No. And you're coming with us.
435 00:34:51 [Tuftan grimaces]
436 00:35:02 What's this trial?
437 00:35:03 Simply walk down the corridorand open the door.
438 00:35:08 That's easy.
439 00:35:13 -[gunshots]-[screams]
440 00:35:19 Great claws.
441 00:35:21 It is written no weaponcould penetrate his armor.
442 00:35:25 No element could pierce his hide.
443 00:35:28 [scoffs] This looks like a job fora man of steel.
444 00:35:35 [exclaims] What are you?
445 00:35:39 An experiment.
446 00:35:42 [gunshots firing]
447 00:35:50 -Not above cheating now, Zuma?-Zuma saves his strength.
448 00:35:58 [swishing]
449 00:36:00 [scoffs] Water? I don't rust easily.
450 00:36:06 That steam. Acid. Ben, look out.
451 00:36:10 [groans loudly]
452 00:36:16 -I can stop it.-You are insane.
453 00:36:19 Some acids burn metal faster than skin.
454 00:36:23 [groans]
455 00:36:29 [door creaks]
456 00:36:30 [water splashing]
457 00:36:49 It is written
458 00:36:51 no creature could standagainst the Mighty One.
459 00:36:55 He tamed monstersfar greater than himself.
460 00:37:00 Now, face the final trial. The beast!
461 00:37:06 [chittering]
462 00:37:08 Tuftan, Ben, find cover.
463 00:37:18 [chitters loudly]
464 00:37:23 [static]
465 00:37:26 [shouts]
466 00:37:33 Zuma, we need to work together.You create a distraction, I'll try to--
467 00:37:37 Here is your distraction.
468 00:37:40 [grunts]
469 00:37:41 [low growl]
470 00:37:52 While the beast is eating you,
471 00:37:55 Zuma will strike the final blow.
472 00:37:59 [grunts]
473 00:38:00 Zuma shall kill the beast.I am the Mighty One.
474 00:38:06 [groans]
475 00:38:14 You would save Zuma?
476 00:38:17 Grandfather taught me compassionfor all living things. Even monsters.
477 00:38:21 [chitters]
478 00:38:22 [static]
479 00:38:31 [grunts]
480 00:38:39 [static]
481 00:38:46 Yeah. Yes. "Click-clack" to you, too.
482 00:38:49 All hail the Mighty One.
483 00:38:53 Go forth and claim your prize.
484 00:39:04 [footsteps approaching]
485 00:39:25 I knew it. It could only have been him.
486 00:39:27 Others sought his superficial traits,which matter least,
487 00:39:33 but you demonstrated the true qualitiesof the Mighty One.
488 00:39:39 Wisdom, sacrifice,
489 00:39:42 and that rarest,greatest quality of all,
490 00:39:47 mercy for your enemy.
491 00:39:51 All hail the Mighty One.
492 00:39:55 All hail the Mighty One.
493 00:39:58 -All hail the Mighty One.-Now don the suit, great hero.
494 00:40:03 Take the mantle of the Mighty One.
495 00:40:07 Wait. No. I am not the Mighty One.
496 00:40:10 But now I know without a doubtthat he's real.
497 00:40:13 And if he's out there,I'll never rest until I find Superman.
498 00:40:26 This is where we part ways, my friends.Click-Clack can't carry us all.
499 00:40:29 You share his heart.
500 00:40:31 Look for an orphan like yourself.
501 00:40:35 I will find the Mighty Oneand he will make the Earth whole again.
502 00:40:39 Take care of each other.I know we'll meet again.
503 00:40:45 Out there, alone. He is a fool.
504 00:40:49 He is. But I wouldn't bet against him.
505 00:40:52 I dared not tell himthat he was written off as well.
506 00:40:56 I'm afraid Kamandi's greatest challengeis yet to come.
507 00:41:00 And should he fail,
508 00:41:02 it will mean the end of everything.
509 00:41:09 [theme music playing]
510 00:45:32 [gunfire]
511 00:45:37 [barking]
512 00:45:52 [barking]
513 00:45:57 [whimpers]
514 00:46:14 [metal creaks]
515 00:46:18 [creature groans]
516 00:46:24 [yells]
517 00:46:34 [static]
518 00:46:43 Come on.
519 00:46:45 [grunts]
520 00:46:47 [gasps, coughs]
521 00:46:51 That's one hell of a kiss, ma'am.
522 00:46:53 I thought for surewe all just made promotion.
523 00:46:55 It was just an obstructed airway.This technique clears it.
524 00:46:59 Perhaps you Americans are notas medically advanced as you believe.
525 00:47:03 -Thanks.-[whining]
526 00:47:08 I'm gonna need some answers.
527 00:47:10 You're going to have to bemore specific, Captain Storm.
528 00:47:13 Why are we running missionsfor Chinese intelligence?
529 00:47:16 What attacked and destroyed my boat?
530 00:47:18 How are we standing on an island thatby every chart ever drawn doesn't exist?
531 00:47:23 And are you gonna answerany one of these goddamn questions?
532 00:47:28 No.
533 00:47:30 Johnny gonna be okay?
534 00:47:32 We're in the shit, Captain.
535 00:47:33 Radio is unsalvageable,munitions are light,
536 00:47:35 sea rations are-- Well, lost at sea.
537 00:47:39 The only way any of usis going to be okay
538 00:47:41 is to complete the mission,
539 00:47:42 find my people's science stationand secure their research.
540 00:47:45 Top secret researchso important it could end the war.
541 00:47:48 -How did you know that?-You just told me.
542 00:47:50 There's a transport planeat the station,
543 00:47:52 and hopefully enough fuelto get us back to your fleet.
544 00:47:55 It's a long hike and we don't wantto be moving here at night.
545 00:47:58 So tell your menwe need to head out now.
546 00:48:01 They're Cloud's men.
547 00:48:02 I'm just a skipperof a 50-ton pile of beach scrap.
548 00:48:11 [birds chirping in distance]
549 00:48:15 Really, Agent Long,I want to thank you for saving my life.
550 00:48:18 I don't know what you did but...Well, thanks.
551 00:48:21 [snickering, clearing throat]
552 00:48:26 [chittering]
553 00:48:31 [low growl]
554 00:48:34 [Pooch barking]
555 00:48:39 Control your animal or I will.
556 00:48:43 What is it, Pooch?
557 00:48:49 Sweet holy mother!
558 00:48:53 [grunting]
559 00:48:59 -[screeching]-[gunfire]
560 00:49:02 [panting]
561 00:49:05 That was... That was a...
562 00:49:07 That was a mistake.
563 00:49:09 -[rustling]-[dinosaurs chittering]
564 00:49:17 [dinosaur growling]
565 00:49:21 [barking]
566 00:49:24 Losers, take them out.
567 00:49:38 [grunting]
568 00:49:43 [grunts]
569 00:49:44 Storm!
570 00:49:57 Gung-ho.
571 00:50:01 Fall back!
572 00:50:04 Go!
573 00:50:11 [dinosaurs snarling]
574 00:50:17 [chittering]
575 00:50:23 [grunts]
576 00:50:29 [whimpering]
577 00:50:35 -Why are we here?-[shushes]
578 00:50:38 No! No more of this secret agent crap.
579 00:50:40 Were we sent here so the Allies coulduse these things against the enemy?
580 00:50:43 -Is that it?-Don't be absurd.
581 00:50:45 Absurd is running froma swarm of hungry dinosaurs.
582 00:50:49 You think too small.
583 00:50:51 The plan is to weaponizethe incalculable power
584 00:50:54 which ripped them from their timeand delivered them here.
585 00:50:57 -And you're being reckless.-I'm being reckless?
586 00:51:01 -[rustling]-No sudden movements.
587 00:51:05 [footsteps thudding]
588 00:51:22 What the hell are you doing?
589 00:51:24 [shushes]
590 00:51:31 [sniffing]
591 00:51:39 [sniffing]
592 00:51:46 [roaring]
593 00:51:48 [loud thud]
594 00:51:51 [breathing heavily]
595 00:52:16 [Fan] You made it.
596 00:52:18 You're welcome.
597 00:52:20 I was doing just fineuntil you tried to blow me up.
598 00:52:22 Mm-hmm.
599 00:52:23 Where is everyone?
600 00:52:25 -What is this?-It's a laceration.
601 00:52:27 A wound in time and space,
602 00:52:29 emitting energy a 100 times greater than
603 00:52:31 the atomic bombyour scientists are developing.
604 00:52:34 Once we've harnessed it,this war...
605 00:52:38 All war, will be history.
606 00:52:41 A 100 times?
607 00:52:44 With a weapon like thatwe will all be history.
608 00:52:46 Extinct! Like the creatureson this island.
609 00:52:48 No. Whichever side doesn't getthis weapon will be extinct.
610 00:52:52 Nobody's getting it, Fan.We're gonna destroy it.
611 00:52:56 You can't. Anything you fire at,it will end up on the other side.
612 00:52:59 Wherever and whenever that is.
613 00:53:02 Johnny, I have orders.
614 00:53:04 -My country needs me---[Pooch barking]
615 00:53:05 -[Gunner] Pooch!-Gunner!
616 00:53:11 [Henry] Cap.
617 00:53:13 Are we glad to see you.
618 00:53:14 -The others?-We got separated.
619 00:53:17 [rustling]
620 00:53:21 -[Pooch barking]-[Gunner screaming]
621 00:53:22 -Come on. Come on!-[Pooch yelping]
622 00:53:34 Pooch.
623 00:53:36 Wait. Wait a--
624 00:53:39 No, kid. No.
625 00:53:43 [chomping]
626 00:53:49 [roaring]
627 00:53:53 [yelling]
628 00:53:56 -I can draw it away from camp.-Henry, no!
629 00:53:59 Henry? Henry's not here.
630 00:54:01 On the track, I'm Mile-A-Minute Jones.
631 00:54:03 Fastest anything alive.
632 00:54:05 Hey, ugly!
633 00:54:11 Sarge, find the armory.
634 00:54:13 -We need something heavy.-On it.
635 00:54:32 [engine whirring]
636 00:54:35 [Storm] You're down a gunner.
637 00:54:38 Off the plane, Bill.This is a one-man mission.
638 00:54:40 No time to explain.
639 00:54:42 You want to save Jonesby bombing the Lizard King
640 00:54:44 back to the Stone Age.
641 00:54:45 And if that doesn't do it,you're going to go kamikaze.
642 00:54:48 See, the problem with youmaking that one-way trip is that
643 00:54:51 you got a unit out there that needs you.
644 00:54:54 -I got this.-We don't have time to argue.
645 00:54:55 Johnny, I was born a Loserand I'm gonna die a Loser.
646 00:54:59 At least, let it be for something.
647 00:55:13 [gun cocking]
648 00:55:19 Don't look so shocked.
649 00:55:21 We're all soldiers here, Sergeant.
650 00:55:28 [roaring]
651 00:55:29 Shit!
652 00:55:38 [engine revving]
653 00:55:43 Here, kid!
654 00:55:55 [grunts in frustration] Let me guess.Made in China. Plan B it is.
655 00:56:00 [engine revving]
656 00:56:26 [mechanism whirring]
657 00:56:29 Yeah, that's about right.
658 00:56:35 [loud rumbling]
659 00:56:36 [both grunting]
660 00:56:41 [whizzing]
661 00:56:45 [grunts]
662 00:56:47 What the hell is this?
663 00:56:49 -She killed the researchers.-What?
664 00:56:52 My orders were to...
665 00:56:54 contain all knowledge of the anomaly.
666 00:56:56 That's why we're here?
667 00:56:58 -Your mission was to murder your people?-And yours.
668 00:57:01 Everyone on the island.
669 00:57:03 Why are you looking at me like that?I am following orders.
670 00:57:07 Securing a weapon of unimagined power
671 00:57:10 to vanquish our enemies
672 00:57:11 and lead my people to everlasting glory.
673 00:57:14 -You would do the same.-You're wrong.
674 00:57:17 That thing can be destroyed...
675 00:57:20 from the inside.
676 00:57:24 Did you find the heavy artillery?
677 00:57:26 [Sarge] There's some 100 pound GP.It's probably from the plane.
678 00:57:30 I guess it was a two-man job after all.
679 00:57:32 No, you need a marine. I'm in.
680 00:57:35 I came from nothing, Captain.Ran away and never looked back.
681 00:57:38 -If I go---He's coming, too.
682 00:57:42 Well, you ain't gotlead in your pants yet.
683 00:57:46 Let's go, soldier.
684 00:57:49 You do this, you lose everything.
685 00:57:52 That's what we do.
686 00:58:05 [dinosaurs chittering]
687 00:58:09 [grunts]
688 00:58:18 [theme music playing]
689 01:01:36 [theme song playing]
690 01:01:39 [singing]Blue Beetle
691 01:01:41 Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle
692 01:01:44 When you need some helpHe'll save the day
693 01:01:47 Blue Beetle fights evil
694 01:01:51 Blue BeetleWith a strobe-light gun, he's on the way
695 01:01:54 Friends, everyone but the villains
696 01:01:58 Our heroFlying his trusty bug
697 01:02:02 When not fighting crimeHe's chillin'
698 01:02:06 But always willingTo step on a thug
699 01:02:11 Blue BeetleBlue Beetle, Blue Beetle
700 01:02:16 When you need some helpHe'll save the day
701 01:02:18 Blue Beetle's on the wayTo save the day
702 01:02:25 [car horns honking]
703 01:02:30 [suction cups puckering]
704 01:02:39 -[switch clicks]-[flame roars]
705 01:02:58 [Squid 2] Where in the nameof Neptune is it?
706 01:03:00 [Squid 1] The Boss saidwe don't stop lookin' until we find it.
707 01:03:07 [Squid 2] You can stop looking.
708 01:03:09 I've found it!The famous Colossal Star diamond!
709 01:03:13 Now, let's get out of here.
710 01:03:14 You're not going anywhere, Octo-morons!
711 01:03:18 [Squid 1] Blue Beetle!
712 01:03:19 Sorry, Squid Gang,that diamond's bigger than your head,
713 01:03:22 and has a lot more brains.
714 01:03:24 [Squid 2] This diamondmeans everything to us.
715 01:03:26 We must have it! You won't stop us.
716 01:03:29 Well, I'm not hereto leave mints on the pillows.
717 01:03:33 [Squids grunting, laughing]
718 01:03:38 [Squid 3] Got it.
719 01:03:39 Haven't lost a game of "keep away" yet.
720 01:03:42 [Squid grunts]
721 01:03:45 [Squid 4]There's always a first time, Bug Head.
722 01:03:51 -[Squid 1] Woo-hoo!-[Squid 2] Feels great!
723 01:03:52 [Squid 1] Sayonara, sucker!
724 01:03:54 Never seen the Squids so emotional.What could have them so worked up?
725 01:03:58 [man] That is the question.
726 01:04:02 Sufferin' scarabs!
727 01:04:05 It's you, Question.
728 01:04:07 Don't do that.
729 01:04:08 Nothing surprises quite likean unexpected question.
730 01:04:12 Look, Question, I'd love to hear moreof your weird criminal theories
731 01:04:15 on how moral truths exist independentlyof human knowledge, or whatever,
732 01:04:19 but right now, I need to getthat diamond back from the Squids.
733 01:04:23 [The Question] Getting it back doesn'tget you the answers you need.
734 01:04:26 It gets me the diamond,that's what I need.
735 01:04:28 But the answer to this mysteryis this question.
736 01:04:31 "Why did they want itin the first place?"
737 01:04:34 [Blue Beetle] A ginormous diamondworth $5 million?
738 01:04:37 [The Question] That ginormous diamondmight have more value than money.
739 01:04:42 You always read way more into things
740 01:04:44 -than are actually there.-[belt button beeps]
741 01:04:47 [The Question] Ah-ha!
742 01:04:49 Oh, did you find a blue button,
743 01:04:51 because one fell off my glove.
744 01:04:53 A cap from an eight-ounce bottle
745 01:04:54 of the infamous,over-caffeinated beverage...
746 01:04:56 Zortz.
747 01:04:58 Zortz Cola. I thoughtthey stopped making that stuff.
748 01:05:01 Zortz Co. went bankruptwhen the FDA discovered
749 01:05:04 they'd lied about the amount of caffeine
750 01:05:05 and other nearly-toxic chemicalsthe drink contained.
751 01:05:08 How "nearly toxic?"
752 01:05:10 I mean, [chuckles nervously]I'll still be able to have kids, right?
753 01:05:13 That is a question for your urologist.
754 01:05:19 [Blue Beetle] Okay, if Zortz Co.is out of business,
755 01:05:21 what's one of their bottlecaps doingin a freshly-cleaned hotel room?
756 01:05:25 There are three places in Hub City,that still sell the outdated soda.
757 01:05:29 So, we go to those marketsand find out who bought the soda,
758 01:05:32 and that person could have the diamond.
759 01:05:35 Dang it! I hate itwhen your weird theories are right.
760 01:05:38 [The Question] We can evade reality,
761 01:05:40 but we cannot evade the consequencesof evading reality.
762 01:05:48 So, like, what do you squares want?
763 01:05:51 'Cause most peoplejust come here for the Zortz.
764 01:05:54 Groovy stuff, man.
765 01:05:56 I notice you have one of those newclosed-circuit TV security systems.
766 01:06:00 We'd like to knowexactly who is buying Zortz.
767 01:06:04 Like, everyone, Daddy-O.
768 01:06:07 It's the ginchiest.
769 01:06:10 -[fizzes]-[bottle cap clatters]
770 01:06:15 Zortz is out of production for a reason.
771 01:06:18 Water is the only drinkanyone should consume.
772 01:06:21 We need to see those videotapes.
773 01:06:23 You're not the fuzz,
774 01:06:25 why don't you make like Dizzy Gillespieand scat!
775 01:06:29 The question isn'twho is going to let me...
776 01:06:31 [grunts]
777 01:06:32 it's who is going to stop me?
778 01:06:34 I...like, see your point, Clyde.
779 01:06:40 [tape fast forwarding]
780 01:06:41 -There.-Where?
781 01:06:43 Yeah!
782 01:06:44 He dropped a pennyin the leave-a-penny jar.
783 01:06:48 That's what you call a stand-up cat.
784 01:06:50 Let's get that penny jarback to The Bug.
785 01:06:54 Hey! It's "leave a penny, take a penny."
786 01:06:58 A penny. Not all the pennies, man.
787 01:07:02 I'll send you a check!
788 01:07:05 [The Question] Here it is.
789 01:07:07 The Squid's penny.
790 01:07:08 Well... [scoffs]How do you know it's the right penny?
791 01:07:12 It's the only one without fingerprints.Squids wear gloves.
792 01:07:17 And it's much shinierthan the other pennies to boot,
793 01:07:20 but what is this substance?
794 01:07:23 Let's get a chemical breakdownof whatever this coating is.
795 01:07:27 [computer trilling]
796 01:07:31 [computer beeps]
797 01:07:34 Cerium oxide?
798 01:07:36 That's a high-grade polishing agent.
799 01:07:38 Very expensive.
800 01:07:40 It's used to polish mirrorsfor sophisticated telescopic equipment.
801 01:07:43 I know. Kord Industries used it
802 01:07:45 on the telescopic amplifierwe sold to the military.
803 01:07:48 I mean...they sold to the military,
804 01:07:52 which I read about in the paper.
805 01:07:56 [The Question]That amplifier was stolen last week,
806 01:07:57 right out from under their noses.
807 01:07:59 It's not your fault. There's no way you,aka Ted Kord,
808 01:08:03 could've known the military would'vebeen so careless with your invention.
809 01:08:06 No, no, I'm not... Ted Kord.
810 01:08:08 [stammers] Well, I mean who is Ted Kord.[chuckles nervously]
811 01:08:11 You, sir, that is not...
812 01:08:13 If this diamond theft has somethingto do with the telescopic amplifier,
813 01:08:16 that you, as Ted Kord, invented--
814 01:08:19 -I'm not Ted Kord.-...we need to find it.
815 01:08:22 That's something I can help with.
816 01:08:25 Every Kord product has a brilliantlydesigned homing beacon created by...
817 01:08:27 [sighs] me, Ted Kord.
818 01:08:33 Boss, you're gonna be thrilled!We got you the diamond!
819 01:08:37 [laughs evilly] A few more adjustments,
820 01:08:40 and my magnificent aura oscillator
821 01:08:43 will be readyfor its final crowning glory!
822 01:08:53 Sorry to drop in unannounced...
823 01:08:55 Doctor Spectro.
824 01:08:57 Yes, it is I,
825 01:08:58 Doctor Spectro,
826 01:09:00 the emperor of emotions,the finagler of feelings.
827 01:09:04 You societal leeches can make iteasier on yourselves
828 01:09:07 and hand that diamond over.
829 01:09:08 No way!This diamond belongs to Doctor Spectro!
830 01:09:13 Spectro uses emotional manipulationto control people.
831 01:09:17 That's how he--
832 01:09:18 That's how he got the Squidsto steal that diamond.
833 01:09:20 By artificially instillingaffection and loyalty.
834 01:09:23 So, you've encounteredDoctor Spectro before?
835 01:09:25 No, it just seemed obvious.
836 01:09:28 They do whatever I command.
837 01:09:31 And soon,so will everyone on the planet!
838 01:09:34 He's going to use the giant diamond,the perfect refracting element,
839 01:09:38 to make the telescopic amplifieran emotional amplifier.
840 01:09:42 With that kind of power,he could take over the world.
841 01:09:45 We aren't going to let him.
842 01:09:49 But we are.
843 01:09:51 Captain Atom and Nightshade?
844 01:09:53 But you're fellowCharlton action heroes.
845 01:09:58 You Squids sit this one out.
846 01:10:00 I want to see the Nuclear Nemesisand the Debutante of Darkness
847 01:10:03 battle these interlopers.
848 01:10:06 Don't worry, Doctor Spectro.We'll incinerate this insect.
849 01:10:09 And punch this oneright where his face should be.
850 01:10:13 Spectro has them under his control,just like the Squids. But how?
851 01:10:17 Unlike the Squids, they'restrong-willed, and individualistic.
852 01:10:21 Of course, he must'veimbued the soda with a chemical,
853 01:10:24 which heightenshis emotional-manipulating waves
854 01:10:26 creating the perfect substancefor mind control.
855 01:10:33 [both grunting]
856 01:10:40 [Blue Beetle grunting]
857 01:10:42 Snap out of it, Nightshade.
858 01:10:45 You hate Spectro more than you hatean outdoor brunch in Palm Springs.
859 01:10:48 I used to think that.
860 01:10:51 [groans]
861 01:10:53 But now, I understand him.
862 01:10:54 He deserves love, devotion,just as you deserve this!
863 01:10:59 [both grunt]
864 01:11:03 Now, ain't that a kick in the head.
865 01:11:11 [The Question grunts]
866 01:11:13 Captain Atom, resist Spectro's control.
867 01:11:17 I want to.
868 01:11:19 I don't know how his emotional rayspenetrated my nuclear forcefield.
869 01:11:25 That soda did this to you.Use your energy ray
870 01:11:28 to change its molecular structureand create an antidote.
871 01:11:31 I'll try.
872 01:11:37 [straining]
873 01:11:42 [groaning]
874 01:11:43 I hope this works.
875 01:11:54 Whoa, that was justwhat the doctor ordered,
876 01:11:56 -and not Doctor Spectro!-[growls]
877 01:12:02 A question for Nightshade...
878 01:12:04 How would you likea nice, refreshing soda?
879 01:12:08 [grunts] Why, you faceless freak!
880 01:12:15 Blue Beetle? Sorry about the shakedown.
881 01:12:18 Let's make sure Spectrogets it a lot worse.
882 01:12:20 Count on it.Q, you and Cap take the Squids.
883 01:12:23 Shade and I will get Spectro.
884 01:12:26 Too late!
885 01:12:27 -[machine powers up]-[laughs evilly]
886 01:12:31 [all grunting, straining]
887 01:12:36 [cries]
888 01:12:38 Waves of sadness bombarding me.
889 01:12:42 Everything about me is a lie.
890 01:12:45 I'm too depressed to fight.
891 01:12:55 -[all crying]-[car tires screech, crashes]
892 01:13:14 What if jazz is, like,the biggest sellout of all?
893 01:13:18 [cries]
894 01:13:23 [Doctor Spectro] Citizens of Hub City,
895 01:13:25 you are under the controlof Doctor Spectro!
896 01:13:28 Obey my will. It is your only hope.
897 01:13:33 [all crying]
898 01:13:34 Must fight it.
899 01:13:36 I'll never live for the sakeof another man's will!
900 01:13:40 What? Impossible!
901 01:13:43 No, objective reality.
902 01:13:46 -Emotion, sadness, anger, love...-[growls menacingly]
903 01:13:49 they're not real,just hormonal imbalances.
904 01:13:52 Once you subjugate emotion with reality,
905 01:13:55 which I do every day,emotion becomes powerless.
906 01:13:59 Facts don't care about your feelings.And the fact is...
907 01:14:03 I'm about to knock you out.
908 01:14:05 [grunts]
909 01:14:11 -[machine crashes]-[gasps]
910 01:14:14 No!
911 01:14:16 -[machine powers down]-[all groaning]
912 01:14:21 No! My super sad subjects,
913 01:14:25 my depressed darlings, they are no more.
914 01:14:29 Okay, Squids,this is the end of the line.
915 01:14:32 Scratch everything off your to-do listexcept jail.
916 01:14:36 [Squid 2] But we were under his spell.
917 01:14:38 [Squid 1] You can't blame us.
918 01:14:40 Q, I have to admit,I underestimated you.
919 01:14:44 You're an incredible hero
920 01:14:45 and an even better friend.
921 01:14:47 Friendship isn'tobjectively real, either.
922 01:14:49 You really are the worst.
923 01:14:52 [chuckles] Come on.
924 01:14:54 Let's get Spectrointo The Bug and off to jail.
925 01:14:56 [gasps] Sufferin' scarabs!
926 01:14:59 -He's gone!-What?
927 01:15:01 That distortion, just like Nightshade's.
928 01:15:04 He must've slipped through realityinto a pocket dimension.
929 01:15:07 No, he can't. He must face justice.
930 01:15:11 He must be punished for his crimes.
931 01:15:13 Easy there, buddy.
932 01:15:14 Don't get swept awayby a hormonal imbalance.
933 01:15:18 [The Question]No, it's objectively wrong.
934 01:15:20 [Blue Beetle] Come on, pal.You're all keyed up.
935 01:15:22 You need to relax.
936 01:15:24 I'll take you outfor a nice, refreshing soda.
937 01:15:30 [theme music playing]