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1 00:00:24 Okay, yeah, Dad, just press the circle.Just once. Just press it--
2 00:00:27 -Okay, wait, tell me when we're going.
3 00:00:30 -Okay. All right.-Okay. Ready?
4 00:00:32 Okay. I know I havesome things to clear up, so鈥?
5 00:00:37 I thought this is gonna be the best way.
6 00:00:41 If you don't like what I'm saying,don't write in the comments
7 00:00:43 because I will not read itand will not even care.
8 00:00:47 Okay, here we go.
9 00:00:51 When I moved to the US,I knew fitting in was gonna be hard.
10 00:00:56 I just didn't knowhow bloody hard it was going to be.
11 00:00:59 And all I wanted was to get invitedto the coolest club in town,
12 00:01:03 Rock 'N' Bowl.
13 00:01:04 But I never was.
14 00:01:06 Anyone who was anyone was rollingwith their homies on a Saturday night.
15 00:01:10 It was like basically a VMAs after-party.
16 00:01:15 So when I turned 14, uh, yeah,that's where I had my birthday.
17 00:01:20 -Ah! It's an alien baby.-Ew!
18 00:01:23 That's gonna make me sick.I think I'm gonna shit fireballs.
19 00:01:27 Being there made me feel coolfor the first time in my life.
20 00:01:30 Steph, you do one.
21 00:01:31 I felt likethe kids I wanted to be.
22 00:01:34 You know, the ones who seem immuneto that awkward teen聽phase鈥?/i>
23 00:01:40 鈥he ones whose boneshave Jenga'd themselves into a hot frame.
24 00:01:43 The only bumps on their skin are abs,
25 00:01:46 and their natural scent is perfect,like CK One perfect.
26 00:01:51 -The populars.-Been looking for you.
27 00:01:54 'Sup, Blaine. Hey, Tiffany.
28 00:01:58 I'm having a birthday party,if you guys wanna join.
29 00:02:02 Ooh, ooh.
30 00:02:03 Cute that in Australiayou call it a party,
31 00:02:05 'cause in America,we call that a freak show.
32 00:02:09 Well, um, it's actually not a freak show'cause we have cake, so鈥?
33 00:02:13 Let's go.
34 00:02:15 God, I just wantedto be like them so bad.
35 00:02:18 If they were this amazing in high school,
36 00:02:21 imagine how perfectthe rest of their lives would be.
37 00:02:28 Come on, Steph,I wanna take more photos.
38 00:02:31 -Come on, Bobby!
39 00:02:33 You are too much.
40 00:02:34 Guys! Could we just, like, try to be coolfor once?
41 00:02:41 I hated thinkingthat life wasn't for me鈥?/i>
42 00:02:47 that I was destined to be
43 00:02:48 just some average, boring, invisible girlwho had no friends.
44 00:02:53 In Australia, we call that a Nigel,but whatever.
45 00:02:57 You guys know what I mean.
46 00:03:00 I wanted to be something more.
47 00:03:04 And that's when I decided鈥?/i>
48 00:03:08 鈥hat's it.I'm gonna become popular.
49 00:03:11 I know your favorite is"I Want It That Way,"
50 00:03:13 but it's my favorite too.
51 00:03:15 Oh my God!
52 00:03:16 Okay, I Darrin Dance Groove'd my ass offand became captain of the cheer squad.
53 00:03:21 I got so many new friends,I didn't even know some of their names.
54 00:03:24 But like, of course,I would always smile at them.
55 00:03:28 And, oh my God, before I knew it,I had the hottest boyfriend in school.
56 00:03:32 Like he was so, so hot.Just like, mega hot.
57 00:03:40 Steph! Seth is here!
58 00:03:42 Uh, yep, yep. Coming, coming.
59 00:03:52 Mmm.
60 00:03:53 Yeah, this鈥?thisis really good, Mr. Conway.
61 00:03:56 It's cereal, Seth.
62 00:03:58 Stephie, let's move it!
63 00:04:00 So, are you going to askmy daughter to the prom or not?
64 00:04:05 Me?
65 00:04:06 What? No, I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
66 00:04:09 You drive here every morningjust so Stephie can drive you to school.
67 00:04:13 -You think I'm an idiot?-No, sir.
68 00:04:15 It's really hard to find the right time.And what about Blaine?
69 00:04:19 Hey!
70 00:04:21 Oh my God, Seth, did you Fatone your hair?
71 00:04:23 It looks so good!
72 00:04:25 Dad, you didn't have to cook breakfast.
73 00:04:27 You're about to graduate.
74 00:04:29 We're not gonna have too many moreof these breakfast opportunities.
75 00:04:31 -Yeah.-Grateful to be included, sir.
76 00:04:34 Um, can we actually rain check?
77 00:04:36 I'm on a diet of only bananasand ice cubes till prom.
78 00:04:39 Oh! Speaking of鈥?79
79 00:04:51 "I know you'll look beautiful in this.Love, Mum."
80 00:04:56 Oh my God.聽
81 00:05:08 It's gorgeous.
82 00:05:15 You know, Dad, um,
83 00:05:17 I saw at the mallin that empty store next to Wet Seal
84 00:05:20 that they were holding, like, groupsfor widows and widowers.
85 00:05:23 Looked pretty jumping.
86 00:05:25 You're a catch, Mr. Conway.A sad woman would totally go out with you.
87 00:05:28 I'll tell you what, I'll ask somebody outwhen you do, Seth.
88 00:05:32 Yeah.
89 00:05:33 Did you hearTiffany went behind my back
90 00:05:35 and got the Activities Committee
91 00:05:37 to make the prom king and queen song"Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling?
92 00:05:40 Uh, no. You know, that piece of gossiphasn't really trickled down to me yet.
93 00:05:44 Well, when it gets to you,believe it.
94 00:05:48 She's doing it to mess with me.
95 00:05:49 She knows I want a classic,like "Power of Love."
96 00:05:53 I'm not going to go to my prom,get my crown, get glitter-rained on
97 00:05:56 and then dance to"Wherever You Will F-ing--"
98 00:06:00 -Ooh! Ow!
99 00:06:03 There she is,
100 00:06:05 Deanna Russo,
101 00:06:06 Harding High cheer captainand prom queen '95.
102 00:06:10 Bangin' bod.
103 00:06:11 She's boy-band rich and livesin the most beautiful house in Maryland
104 00:06:15 with her鈥?Three, two, one鈥?106
105 00:06:20 Harding High quarterbackwith a famously girthy dong.
106 00:06:24 So I've heard.
107 00:06:26 They're just like me and Blaine.
108 00:06:29 I want it so badI can practically taste them frenching.
109 00:06:33 It's my dream life.
110 00:06:35 And it all starts with prom queen.
111 00:06:38 Well, I think you're betterthan just another Deanna Russo.
112 00:06:42 Oh my God, Seth鈥?115
113 00:06:48 Oh.
114 00:06:54 Sure you're okay?
115 00:06:55 Oh, yeah, I'm good.
116 00:06:58 Hey, so you knowprom is coming up,
117 00:07:00 and I really wanted to ask you something.
118 00:07:03 I know it's a long shot, but--
119 00:07:04 Seth, you don't even haveto finish the question.
120 00:07:08 -The answer's yes.-Wait, really? What about Blaine?
121 00:07:11 Ah, he'll understand. It wouldn't feelright to spend prom without you.
122 00:07:16 Seth,
123 00:07:17 I would love for you to cometo my after-prom party.
124 00:07:22 Oh, wow. Yeah, cool.
125 00:07:25 -Thanks, Steph.-Oh my God. Duh, no prob.
126 00:07:28 Oh, also, there's gonna be a VIP room,
127 00:07:30 and you're totally gonna be on the list.I mean it.
128 00:07:33 Fun.
129 00:07:33 Okay, um, I'm gonna let you out herebecause I got to make my entrance.
130 00:07:37 Oh, also, I need that sock back.It's Blaine's.
131 00:07:41 We use it for handies.
132 00:07:47 Oh, okay, yeah. That's鈥?that's gross.
133 00:07:53 -Bye!-Bye!
134 00:08:20 -Oh my God!
135 00:08:22 I was wonderingwhere the future prom queen was.
136 00:08:24 Just thinking about my lifewith the future prom king.
137 00:08:28 I'm gonna miss you so muchthese next two periods.
138 00:08:30 Yeah?
139 00:08:31 Let me give you a little somethingto remember me by. Boop, boop!
140 00:08:35 Oh my God, Blaine, stop.That's so embarrassing.
141 00:08:38 Oh my God, he's so into me. What?
142 00:08:40 Oh my God. Did anyone see that? Bye.
143 00:08:43 Ew. He shouldn't do that to you.
144 00:08:45 It's called love, Marth.That's what couples do.
145 00:08:48 When you get a boyfriend,you'll understand.
146 00:08:51 Yeah, I'll pass.
147 00:08:53 -Here.
148 00:08:55 Don't lose these. I'm serious.
149 00:08:56 If my parents find out I gave youthe keys to our lake house for a party,
150 00:08:59 they'll ship me off to a conventbefore I even make it to Wesleyan.
151 00:09:02 -My grandfather built that with his hands.
152 00:09:05 If anything happens--
153 00:09:06 Oh my God, I promise you have nothingto worry about. You're the best.
154 00:09:09 Thank you so much, Marth.You know you're invited, right?
155 00:09:12 Did you just invite meto a party that's at my own house?
156 00:09:15 Of course not.I'm inviting you to the VIP section.
157 00:09:18 Seth will be there too.So you'll have someone to talk to.
158 00:09:21 Right. I could also talk to you.
159 00:09:24 Right, yeah, duh.
160 00:09:26 Um, except I'm probably gonna be losingmy bottom half virginity to Blaine.
161 00:09:30 So I'll be, like, in and out.
162 00:09:32 So will Blaine, literally.You know what I mean?
163 00:09:35 Also, Martha, it's pep rally day.Why aren't you in your cheer uniform?
164 00:09:40 Oh my God.
165 00:09:42 You look so hot right now.
166 00:09:44 -You look so great.-Okay. Yeah.
167 00:09:47 -Okay. I'll see you later. Bye!-Bye.
168 00:09:53 So, I've been telling everyoneabout the VIP section at our party,
169 00:09:57 but here's a little secret.
170 00:09:59 There's gonna bea VIP VIP section just for us.
171 00:10:05 For boning.
172 00:10:09 Mmm, so, uh, about that,
173 00:10:11 um, most of the football team's alreadysaid yes to going to a different party.
174 00:10:15 But this one hasa heated pool and a live band.
175 00:10:17 What? Whose party?
176 00:10:20 Tiff's. But we could bone there,if you want.
177 00:10:24 What the slut?
178 00:10:27 Get back to your seat, Miss Conway.
179 00:10:30 I would like to start my classbefore the next millennium hits.
180 00:10:35 -Can I go to the bathroom?-Fine.
181 00:10:38 Dex, wait.
182 00:10:45 Get this to Tiffany,
183 00:10:48 now.
184 00:10:50 Would you turn your books to the鈥?188
185 00:11:05 For the last time, Tiffany,I won cheer captain fair and square,
186 00:11:10 and you and Blaine were broken upwhen we got together. I don't cheat.
187 00:11:13 So why do you聽continueto be the butt-roids on my鈥?butt?
188 00:11:19 I don't know what you're talking about.
189 00:11:21 First, you changedthe prom king and queen song.
190 00:11:23 Now you're throwing an after-prom party
191 00:11:25 when you knowI've been planning mine for months.
192 00:11:27 You mean the one you have to throwat Barfa's family lake house
193 00:11:30 'cause you live聽in a shanty.
194 00:11:32 Her name is Martha,
195 00:11:34 and she hasn't thrown up on herselfsince the eighth grade, so鈥?
196 00:11:38 -Cancel your party!-Sorry.
197 00:11:40 My daddy has already paidfor the caterers.
198 00:11:43 Open bar, J盲ger,Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Ice.
199 00:11:48 All the good shit.
200 00:11:50 So, you cancel yours.
201 00:11:53 You won't wanna throw a partyafter I beat you for prom queen.
202 00:11:57 What makes you thinkyou're gonna win?
203 00:12:00 'Cause I'm MTV, and you're聽VH1.
204 00:12:02 I'm the real deal, and you're a poser.
205 00:12:04 You think you can shimmy your koala assto the top of the food chain聽I created
206 00:12:08 and screw up my senior year?
207 00:12:10 You're just a poor聽spaz playing dress up.
208 00:12:15 Don't go chasing waterfalls.
209 00:12:19 Take that back.
210 00:12:28 -Freshmen suck!
211 00:12:31 -Freshmen suck!-Freshmen suck!
212 00:12:33 -Freshman suck!-Settle down.
213 00:12:36 Blaine, settle down. Settle down.
214 00:12:39 Listen.
215 00:12:40 We have less than a month of school left.Let's all just get through it.
216 00:12:45 -Now I know you all鈥?-All right, sluts.
217 00:12:47 Everybody, listen up.
218 00:12:49 Listen to Martha.
219 00:12:51 Just a couple notesbefore we get out there.
220 00:12:53 We replaced the spotlight operators
221 00:12:55 with kids tall enoughto see what's going on.
222 00:12:56 Try not to hit the ground too hardso our CD doesn't skip.
223 00:12:59 "Our CD"?
224 00:13:00 I'm sorry, since when does a clipboardand a windbreaker make you a聽Bulldogette?
225 00:13:06 Since I appointed herequipment manager, Tiffany.
226 00:13:09 Do you have any ideahow much she does for us?
227 00:13:11 Without her, we'd fall apart.Whereas without you, Tiff,
228 00:13:14 we'd, I don't know,have less stains on our uniform
229 00:13:17 -from catching your spray-tanned ass.
230 00:13:20 Continue, Marth.
231 00:13:21 Oh, I was done.
232 00:13:23 Oh.
233 00:13:24 All right, biatches. When I startedchoreographing this routine,
234 00:13:27 I knew it had to be morethan just a regular cheer,
235 00:13:30 which is why I made this,
236 00:13:34 a step-by-step guide to our routine
237 00:13:36 so that future squads will be ableto replicate our聽VMA-level performance.
238 00:13:42 Martha, please seethat this gets into the school archives
239 00:13:46 so that our legends will live on.
240 00:13:49 -Do we have a school archive?-We do now.
241 00:13:52 All right, places, skanks!
242 00:13:55 Twins?
243 00:13:56 Can we talk?
244 00:13:57 And speaking of "not school appropriate,"
245 00:14:00 please welcomeour award-winning Harding Bulldogettes.
246 00:14:12 -That's my girl!
247 00:14:48 -Yeah!
248 00:14:55 -Ready?-Okay!
249 00:15:49 Who wants to forgetthe good old days?
250 00:15:51 No one.
251 00:15:53 That's why, at Balbo Hummers,
252 00:15:54 we've got the sweetest ridesfor the sweetest prices.
253 00:15:57 Oh! And hey,all you high school seniors out there,
254 00:16:00 who doesn't want a Hummeron their big night. Am I right?
255 00:16:03 That's right. Balbo Hummers is renting outstretch limos for all of your prom needs.
256 00:16:10 Balbo Hummers.We're ready for prom. Are you?
257 00:16:15 I'm ready for prom.
258 00:16:29 What the slut?
259 00:16:38 Oh, hi.
260 00:16:40 Hi. Hello. Hi.
261 00:16:42 Excuse me. Um, I'm not sure what happened,
262 00:16:44 but I think there's been a mistake,and I've been put in the wrong room
263 00:16:48 'cause there's a bunch of birthday cardsfor, like, a really old person.
264 00:16:52 And the TV's flat,like the back of it is missing,
265 00:16:54 and I really need to seewho's number one on TRL.
266 00:16:57 Dr. Johnson to the third floor.The cheerleader just woke up.
267 00:17:00 Oh, I don't mean to be a bitch,but "cheer captain."
268 00:17:04 Cheer captain.
269 00:17:05 And do you have any Von Dutch jeans?'Cause this is, like, really unflattering.
270 00:17:09 Oh crap.
271 00:17:12 What are you staring at?
272 00:17:13 Hello? It's very rude to be a stare bear.
273 00:17:18 Hello? Are you-- Stop鈥?stop doing that!
274 00:17:21 Why are you doing that, you freaky old--
275 00:17:33 And the cheerleader's back down.
276 00:17:35 Oh, cheer captain. Are you okay?
277 00:17:39 This defies scientific explanation.
278 00:17:41 Being this hot?
279 00:17:43 No.
280 00:17:44 Stephanie, it's 2022.
281 00:17:49 No way.
282 00:17:50 Mm-hmm.
283 00:17:51 Are you sure I haven't beenFreaky Friday'd into some old lady's body?
284 00:17:54 You've been in a comafor almost two decades.
285 00:17:58 That doesn't sound right.
286 00:18:00 I know this is a lot to process,but we'll just take this nice and slow.
287 00:18:04 -Stephie?-Stephanie!
288 00:18:05 -Oh my God.-Stephanie!
289 00:18:06 Stephie, I can't believe this!It's me. It's Dad!
290 00:18:10 Oh my God!
291 00:18:14 -Dad?-Yeah!
292 00:18:15 How about me? Do you remember?It's Martha, Martha Riser.
293 00:18:19 I never thoughtI'd have this moment again.
294 00:18:21 I was this close to freezing you.
295 00:18:23 What do you mean, Dad?
296 00:18:24 Don't worry. I couldn't afford it.I was only gonna freeze your head.
297 00:18:27 -No!-We'll have to be gentle.
298 00:18:29 Physically she's aged,but mentally she's still 17.
299 00:18:32 Of course. Yes, I seehow we came in a little hot.
300 00:18:34 Yeah.
301 00:18:35 Martha, you look likean Ally McBeal character.
302 00:18:38 Oh my God. Thank you.
303 00:18:40 Well, the good news isnothing abnormal came up in her tests.
304 00:18:44 Stephanie, your physicaland mental resilience are remarkable.
305 00:18:47 Uh, let鈥?let's go home.
306 00:18:56 Marth, oh my God, what is that, a tiny TV?
307 00:18:59 No. No,聽Steph,this is my cell phone.
308 00:19:02 Oh my God. Whoa! Really?
309 00:19:04 -That is very cool.
310 00:19:07 I always knew you'd be some high-powered,Sex and the City businesswoman.
311 00:19:10 -Total Miranda, right, Dad?-Oh鈥?
312 00:19:13 I'm actuallya high school principal at Harding.
313 00:19:17 Oh my God, you still gota good sense of humor.
314 00:19:26 That's鈥?I mean, that's actuallya very cool and important job.
315 00:19:32 -So, whoo!-Mm-hmm.
316 00:19:35 Um, and they give youa fancy cell phone for that?
317 00:19:38 Oh, they're common now. Even I have one.
318 00:19:40 Oh. Okay.
319 00:19:41 They do much more than just call people.You could also watch the news.
320 00:19:44 Look, here's a news storyabout you right now.
321 00:19:46 -What? No. Oh, about me? No, oh my God.-Yeah, it's you!
322 00:19:50 Okay, wait, show me.
323 00:19:52 Video edits of her infamous accidentwent immediately viral on Instagram鈥?/i>
324 00:19:56 Oh my God.I went down like a bag of dicks.
325 00:20:00 Oh.
326 00:20:01 -Stephie!-Wait. What does "viral" mean?
327 00:20:03 Well, "viral" just means everybody saw it.
328 00:20:06 Everybody's seen that?I look retarded in those videos.
329 00:20:09 Now, Steph,you鈥?you cannot say the R-word anymore.
330 00:20:12 -What? Really? Why?-Mm-mm.
331 00:20:14 Because it's offensiveto people with intellectual disabilities.
332 00:20:17 But what if somethingreally is, like, "R-word,"
333 00:20:21 um, what do you call it?Like, "super gay"?
334 00:20:24 No, no. You can't call things "gay"anymore, either,
335 00:20:28 unless you use itas a neutral-positive term
336 00:20:32 to refer to somebodywho identifies as homosexual.
337 00:20:34 -So you cannot say the "R-word."-Right.
338 00:20:37 And, um鈥?343
339 00:20:40 -What was the other word you can't say?-"Gay."
340 00:20:42 Ha! Made you say it.
341 00:20:45 -Stephie.-I-- That's鈥?
342 00:20:47 -Still got it, Dad.-You do.
343 00:20:48 Dad, um, can you take a left up here?
344 00:20:51 -Oh.-To see--
345 00:20:52 No, no, no. No, um,actually, you should get home and rest.
346 00:20:56 Rest? I've been asleep for 20 years.
347 00:20:58 -Dad, just take this left here.-Jim, don't take the left.
348 00:21:01 Is there-- I don't understand鈥?354
349 00:21:06 -Thank God, it's still the same.-Yep. There it is. Let's keep going.
350 00:21:10 That's not Deanna Russo's husband.
351 00:21:12 -Who is that?-Um鈥?
352 00:21:13 Oh my God.I know that ass anywhere. That's Blaine.
353 00:21:16 Wait. Did he get me my dream house?Stop the car! Why didn't you say anything?
354 00:21:21 -Don't stop the car.-What are you talking about? Stop the car!
355 00:21:24 Don't stop the car.No. He's probably sleeping.
356 00:21:26 -He walked into the house.-You don't wanna wake him.
357 00:21:28 He looked tired!
358 00:21:29 -I don't know what to do. Ah!-Just stop the car!
359 00:21:32 -No!
360 00:21:51 Oh. You know what?
361 00:21:53 Someone from the shelteralready came by yesterday
362 00:21:55 to pick up our donations, so鈥?Thank you though.
363 00:21:59 Tiffany?
364 00:22:01 Shut up!
365 00:22:04 Stephanie?
366 00:22:06 -Oh my God, look at you!
367 00:22:10 -I can't believe this.-What is happening?
368 00:22:12 I have so many things I鈥?I want to say.
369 00:22:15 I've always felt terribleabout what happened.
370 00:22:18 I can't believeyou didn't land that stunt.
371 00:22:20 Wait, why are you living here with Blaine?I don't get it.
372 00:22:24 This is mine and Blaine's dream house, so鈥?379
373 00:22:29 It's a long story.
374 00:22:30 Our parents got it for usas a wedding gift and鈥?
375 00:22:33 Well, that's it. The end.
376 00:22:36 No, you shut your face.
377 00:22:37 Um, where's Blaine?Just get me Blaine, and, um--
378 00:22:41 I'm so sorry.He is just so swamped right now with work.
379 00:22:44 Oh.
380 00:22:45 I see what you did here.
381 00:22:47 Get rid of meso you can steal my dream life.
382 00:22:50 Oh鈥?390
383 00:22:53 -No, no.
384 00:22:55 Look, I knowwe never saw eye-to-eye back then,
385 00:22:58 but you know, the beautiful thingabout time is you move on.
386 00:23:02 Okay, you know what? I need to gobecause I am brining zucchini ribbons,
387 00:23:07 but I never let a guest leavewithout a gift.
388 00:23:10 Um, so I'm just gonna give you鈥?397
389 00:23:14 Homemade from my own starter.A peace offering.
390 00:23:17 I really look forwardto putting the past behind us.
391 00:23:21 You know, move past the past.
392 00:23:26 So, maybe when you're feeling betterand a little bit more stable,
393 00:23:29 we could do brunch sometime.
394 00:23:31 -Blaine!-It's great to see you!
395 00:23:33 Blaine!
396 00:23:36 -Come on, come on, come on, come on.
397 00:23:41 Who's that at the door?
398 00:23:42 It was鈥?Stephanie Conway.
399 00:23:50 She's awake?
400 00:23:57 Ah, yes.
401 00:24:00 Perfectly preserved.
402 00:24:04 -And here we are.
403 00:24:07 Oh!Did she not wear her seat belt?
404 00:24:09 I don't think she did.
405 00:24:10 -Oh God.
406 00:24:12 -It's locked, hon.-Dad!
407 00:24:14 Here we are. Yeah.
408 00:24:16 Hey, S鈥?418
409 00:24:28 Oh my God.
410 00:24:31 Didn't have the heart to change it.
411 00:24:33 Kept your Cabriolet too. You know me,never very good at letting things go.
412 00:24:45 I鈥?I also never, uh, canceledany of your magazine subscriptions.
413 00:24:49 Wait, Madonna's now called Lady Gaga?
414 00:24:54 -No.-No.
415 00:24:54 -But she looks exactly like Madonna.-You've had a lot to digest today.
416 00:24:58 We'll get you caught up this weekend.
417 00:25:01 Dad!
418 00:25:06 Dad. What the F?
419 00:25:09 Who was in charge of my feeding tube?My boobs are huge.
420 00:25:13 Well, you鈥?you're just getting older.
421 00:25:16 You know, bodies change,
422 00:25:18 and pretty soon,you'll go through menopause.
423 00:25:21 Oh my God. Don't.
424 00:25:24 I can't do this.
425 00:25:27 I was so close to having my dream life.
426 00:25:30 You still can, sweetie.
427 00:25:32 I can't. Look at this.
428 00:25:34 -Well--
429 00:25:36 -If anyone can do it, it's you.
430 00:25:39 Oh, Dad, shut up. I'll get it.
431 00:25:41 Dad鈥?442
432 00:26:58 Steph, babe, what are you doing?
433 00:27:00 I'm trying to not be ugly.
434 00:27:04 I'm just tired of being made fun of.
435 00:27:11 You are not ugly.
436 00:27:14 Yes, I am.
437 00:27:17 I just want to be like the populars.
438 00:27:19 Oh. What do they have that you don't?
439 00:27:22 Cool hair. Hot clothes.Even hotter boyfriends.
440 00:27:28 They pronouncetheir鈥?鈥's.
441 00:27:30 Mmm.
442 00:27:32 Well鈥?454
443 00:27:42 鈥nd I think the accent makes you unique.
444 00:27:46 Well, it doesn't really countif you say it, Mum.
445 00:27:49 Oh. It doesn't, does it?
446 00:27:51 Well, uh, too bad 'cause it's a fact.
447 00:27:56 Mums have senses about things like this.
448 00:27:59 -And I know that you鈥?-Uh, Mum.
449 00:28:02 鈥re gonna graduate and grow up
450 00:28:07 and have the most perfect life.
451 00:28:10 I just know it.
452 00:28:13 You mean it?
453 00:28:16 Do you think I could even be prom queen?
454 00:28:20 -You sure that's what you want?-Duh.
455 00:28:24 Well, if anyone can make it happen,it's you.
456 00:29:43 -Martha!-Oh my God.
457 00:29:45 -There you are!-Steph! Wha鈥?
458 00:29:48 -Yeah.-What are you doing here?
459 00:29:49 This is exactly the type of cara principal would drive.
460 00:29:53 It's like鈥?like you nailed it.
461 00:29:55 -Um, I just need your help with something.-Uh鈥?
462 00:29:59 I want to go back to school.
463 00:30:01 Oh, Steph.
464 00:30:03 That's wonderful. Yes, of course.
465 00:30:05 I can get you some info on those programs.There's a lot of great ones.
466 00:30:08 Uh, no, Marth, I meant, like,me come back to school, to Harding High,
467 00:30:13 and finish my senior year.
468 00:30:15 What?
469 00:30:18 God.
470 00:30:19 No鈥?483
471 00:30:22 Or not no, but maybe not?
472 00:30:24 Steph, hey, you know what?
473 00:30:26 Instead鈥?487
474 00:30:30 Or鈥?or鈥?or鈥?or鈥?489
475 00:30:35 I cannot move onto the next chapter of my life
476 00:30:38 if I'm still stuck in the old onefor 20 years.
477 00:30:41 And I understand that, but鈥?493
478 00:30:48 into high school.
479 00:30:49 Yeah, but you heard the doctor.I'm still 17 mentally.
480 00:30:54 -And look鈥?-That's--
481 00:30:55 鈥hat is medical.And you cannot argue with science.
482 00:30:59 -Are you sure you're ready to go back?-Yes!
483 00:31:02 High school was like yesterday for me.It will not be weird at all.
484 00:31:06 What else am I supposed to do?
485 00:31:08 Start an OnlyFans account?Queef for 20 dollars?
486 00:31:12 -What?-That's鈥?
487 00:31:13 I think that's what happens there.
488 00:31:15 Those aren't your only two options.You have lots of options.
489 00:31:18 Look鈥?鈥igh school,it's an intense but delicate ecosystem.
490 00:31:22 Yeah, which I can handle.
491 00:31:25 But you know what? There's only a monthof the school year left--
492 00:31:27 Oh, that's perfect!That's basically the time that I missed!
493 00:31:31 -Oh, yeah.-Oh, that is, like, fate.
494 00:31:34 Like, Destiny's Child.
495 00:31:38 Well, you might bethe first person in history
496 00:31:42 to use a doctor's note to get into school.
497 00:31:44 -My God! Yes!
498 00:31:47 Martha! Oh my God.You're the best. You're the best.
499 00:31:50 I'm so worried.
500 00:32:25 Sorry, babe.
501 00:32:27 I was in a coma.
502 00:32:55 Miss Conway!聽Miss Conway!聽Miss Conway!
503 00:32:58 Hi!G'day, mate!
504 00:33:01 I wanted to say hi in your native tongue.'Cause you're Australian, right?
505 00:33:04 -Yes. Yeah.-Oh, good, good, good!
506 00:33:06 Your friend, my boss, Principal Riser,asked me to show you around
507 00:33:09 and give you a little orientationhere at Harding.
508 00:33:12 Oh, okay. I don't really need to.I know my way around.
509 00:33:15 Oh, come on, it's fun.I have nothing else to do.
510 00:33:18 I'm Mr. Tapper, the guidance counselor,but you can call me Mr. T.
511 00:33:22 Is that because you鈥?鈥?pity the fool" who has a bad first day?
512 00:33:26 Oh.
513 00:33:27 Well, yeah. Yeah, I would feel鈥?I would feel terrible.
514 00:33:31 No. I meant, like,you know, Mr. T.
515 00:33:34 "I pity the fool. I pity the fool."
516 00:33:37 I've never said that before, but I guessI could start if you wanted me to.
517 00:33:41 I pity the fool!
518 00:33:43 Mr. T is pitying fools over here.
519 00:33:46 All right, let's, um鈥?let's鈥?let's go on a little tour here.
520 00:33:50 I have your records here from 2002.You were a cheerleader.
521 00:33:53 -Cheer captain.-Ooh, cheer captain.
522 00:33:55 Uh, president of the Fashion Club.Whoa! Your grades were pretty good.
523 00:34:00 My God, shut up. Don't. I don't wantanybody here to think I'm a dork.
524 00:34:04 I'm sayinggraduating shouldn't be a problem.
525 00:34:05 Wait. What happened?
526 00:34:07 Where areall the prom king and queen winners?
527 00:34:09 Oh, um, Principal Riser feltthat it sent a bad message,
528 00:34:13 so she replaced itwith something more positive.
529 00:34:17 -That looks like a bunch of tampons.-Yeah, it is.
530 00:34:19 But it's also found art.
531 00:34:21 So you're saying they're found tampons.
532 00:34:25 Oh, yes, I am.
533 00:34:40 If not,聽just pretendit's fake history.
534 00:34:44 Oh! I am so sorry.
535 00:34:46 Stephanie?
536 00:34:48 -Oh my God!-It鈥?it's鈥?it's Seth!
537 00:34:49 -Seth?-Yeah!
538 00:34:51 -Oh, Seth!-Oh my goodness!
539 00:34:53 -Oh!-Wow!
540 00:34:54 Martha said that you were back,
541 00:34:56 and I guess, in my head,I just couldn't make it real,
542 00:34:59 but look at you. You look great!
543 00:35:01 It's me! Like, look,I'm walking and talking.
544 00:35:04 -Yeah. Doing all those things.-Everything.
545 00:35:06 Just like you used to, walk and talk.
546 00:35:08 Well, look at you! Oh my God!
547 00:35:10 -You look so cool and suave and adult.-Yeah.
548 00:35:14 Wow! What happened to that nerdthat used to just hang out in the library?
549 00:35:17 He became the school librarian.
550 00:35:20 Seriously?
551 00:35:22 -Mm-hmm.-Ah鈥?
552 00:35:23 Seth, thank you so much for the yearbook.
553 00:35:25 Why didn't you just come in and say hi?
554 00:35:27 You know,I didn't wanna overwhelm you, you know.
555 00:35:31 Plus, I can't stay out so lateon a school night.
556 00:35:34 -Ah, shit. Shoot.
557 00:35:36 Dang!
558 00:35:38 I wish I could hang out and talk more,but I gotta get back to work.
559 00:35:42 -Oh, yeah, I got to get back to class.-Yeah.
560 00:35:44 I don't wanna be20 years and ten minutes late.
561 00:35:47 So, I will see you around.You know where to find me.
562 00:35:51 Yeah, same.You know where to find me, in the library.
563 00:35:54 -Some things never change, right?-Bye, Seth. I'll call you.
564 00:35:58 Or you can do some long division, I guess.
565 00:36:04 Steph, how's your first day?
566 00:36:06 Oh my God,it's just been, like, so amazing.
567 00:36:09 Like, just making new friends.Everyone's already obsessed with me.
568 00:36:12 That's so great. We strivefor a welcoming environment here.
569 00:36:16 Um, listen, I need to talk to youabout rejoining the Bulldogettes.
570 00:36:19 Um, instead of cheer, I thinkyou should be focusing on your schoolwork.
571 00:36:23 Yeah. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure!
572 00:36:25 Um, but who do I talk to about rejoining?
573 00:36:29 Well, you would talk to me.I'm the cheer coach now.
574 00:36:32 Okay. Wait, I see your game.
575 00:36:35 You become principal
576 00:36:36 so then you can get real powerby running the cheer squad.
577 00:36:40 That's smart. I respect that.
578 00:36:41 Yeah, that鈥?that's not whyI got my master's in education.
579 00:36:45 Um, look, I don't think the cheer squad
580 00:36:47 needs a new member right now.
581 00:36:49 Well, that's wrong'cause every cheer squad in the country
582 00:36:52 would love to have me.
583 00:36:53 There's only two performances left,so I don't think it's worth it.
584 00:36:57 Marth, I only needone performance to make a splash
585 00:37:00 if I have any chanceof becoming prom queen.
586 00:37:03 -Steph鈥?-This head still needs a crown.
587 00:37:06 I'm so sorry.It's not gonna get it.
588 00:37:10 Steph,
589 00:37:11 we do not haveprom queen at this school anymore.
590 00:37:19 Oh my God, are you having a mini stroke?
591 00:37:26 What?
592 00:37:27 Competitions like that, they're dangerous.
593 00:37:29 Winning things, it just鈥?it doesn't reflect our school values.
594 00:37:33 With no winners, there aren't any losers.
595 00:37:36 I've made a school with no losers.
596 00:37:39 But everybody was just talking to meabout how much they want prom queen.
597 00:37:43 Steph, if all the students want it back,they know they can petition for it.
598 00:37:47 But so far no one has.
599 00:37:49 Oh, that was so close.You were so close.
600 00:37:51 -Let me put it my mouth.-One more. Ready and one鈥?
601 00:37:54 Yay!
602 00:37:56 Oh, hey, is this where the ho-bags sit?
603 00:38:02 That's a fun way聽of saying "what's up?"
604 00:38:05 -I'm Janet.-And I'm Yaz,聽and that's Neil.
605 00:38:07 I just have to say I'm livingfor this little vintage fit.
606 00:38:10 -And I'm not even JK-ing. Okay?
607 00:38:12 Okay, what is withthis enormous lunch table?
608 00:38:16 How are we supposed to knowwhere the popular kids sit?
609 00:38:18 Well, when there's just one table,we're all popular kids.
610 00:38:22 -Everybody.-Oh no, no, no. That's not how life works.
611 00:38:24 There's only, like, three waysto become popular,
612 00:38:26 to be a cheerleader,to work at Abercrombie,
613 00:38:29 or to let guys go in the back door.
614 00:38:31 -What?-Oh my God, I must be really popular then.
615 00:38:33 -What?
616 00:38:36 -Nothing.-Anyways, um, Janet鈥?
617 00:38:38 Mm-hmm.
618 00:38:40 鈥 was wonderingif you would like to sign my petition.
619 00:38:43 It's to bring backprom queen to Harding High.
620 00:38:46 -Oh my gosh!-No way!
621 00:38:48 Do I respect IRL grassroot efforts
622 00:38:50 to effect changeinto societal systems? Yes.
623 00:38:53 It's also very refreshingto see non-digital campaign strategy.
624 00:38:56 -It is.-So I'll sign it.
625 00:38:58 I'll sign it too, but don't be surprisedif we're the only ones.
626 00:39:02 Why's that?
627 00:39:03 Because nobody's gonna sign thisunless Bri Luvs signs it.
628 00:39:06 -Who?-Her.
629 00:39:08 Bri Luvs.That's just her name on social media.
630 00:39:11 She's got, like,three million Instagram followers.
631 00:39:14 And that 98 pounds of sexy is Lance,her fine-ass boyfriend.
632 00:39:18 Last year, Vice did a whole vlogabout their open relaish
633 00:39:21 and called itthe gold standard of the future.
634 00:39:24 Cool, cool, cool.So, um, how do I get her to sign it?
635 00:39:27 Oh, you won't. She's untouchable.
636 00:39:30 Okay, everyone's friends with her,but she's friends with no one.
637 00:39:33 Yeah.
638 00:39:34 -She's coming over here.-No, she's not.
639 00:39:36 -Just act normal. Avoid eye contact and---Okay.
640 00:39:38 -Yaz! Been a minute, huh?-It has been so long.
641 00:39:42 So long! And Janet, loved your post aboutalternative body positivity the other day.
642 00:39:46 You are so inspiring.
643 00:39:48 I was just showing offmy new bathing suit.
644 00:39:50 Hi, I'm Bri, and you must be Stephanie.
645 00:39:53 I heard about you.
646 00:39:55 Really?
647 00:39:56 I mean, um鈥?664
648 00:40:01 and I basically used to be youwhen I went here.
649 00:40:04 You know, the most popular girl in school'cause we're the same.
650 00:40:07 I don't really think about popularity.
651 00:40:09 I'm just trying to buildmy most authentic, socially conscious,
652 00:40:12 body-positive, environmentally aware,and economically compassionate brand
653 00:40:16 that's a home for inclusion,focused fashion, food,
654 00:40:18 and fun-filled lifestyles.
655 00:40:20 And if tons of people respond to that,then, great.
656 00:40:23 Totally. Yes.
657 00:40:25 I mean, obviously.
658 00:40:28 Um, while I've got you here,would you mind signing this?
659 00:40:31 I'm gonna stop you right there.
660 00:40:33 I made a paper-free pledge this year,so I only deal with forms digitally.
661 00:40:37 I'm sure you understand.But can we take an ussie?
662 00:40:40 Yes. Absolutely.
663 00:40:42 -Where to?-Um鈥?
664 00:40:45 Where are we going? We're going--Ooh. What? Sorry.
665 00:40:49 -What was that?-Oh, before I forget.
666 00:40:51 My mom, Tiffany,told me to tell you she says hi.
667 00:40:54 She said to remind youshe's married to Blaine
668 00:40:56 and lives in your dream house,in case you couldn't place her.
669 00:40:58 Your mom, Tiffany.
670 00:41:00 Nice meeting you, Stephanie. Bye.
671 00:41:03 -Bye.-Bye.
672 00:41:06 Baby, you're manspreading again.
673 00:41:08 Oh.
674 00:41:09 -Whoops.
675 00:41:12 Oh my God. He knows you exist.
676 00:41:14 Yeah, 'cause probablyhe's, like, already obsessed with me.
677 00:41:18 -Oh my God. What is that? A fire drill?
678 00:41:21 -Uh鈥?-What, robot invasion?
679 00:41:23 Bri is going live.
680 00:41:24 Hey, guys, we have a new studentat Harding High, and she's older than us.
681 00:41:28 And I want to remindeveryone around the world
682 00:41:31 that treating someone different'cause they're elderly is called ageism,
683 00:41:35 no matter how weird or foreignor out of touch they may seem,
684 00:41:38 and that's not cool.
685 00:41:40 Also, stay tuned. I have amazing news
686 00:41:42 about my upcoming summerscreen-detox vacay in Nepal.
687 00:41:45 Remember, Bri loves you.
688 00:41:50 That was hot.
689 00:41:52 You're hot.
690 00:41:54 -I'll sign your petition.-Oh my God! Yay! Three people!
691 00:41:57 -Whoo!-Oh my God, no.
692 00:41:59 Guys, I needthe cheerleaders to sign this.
693 00:42:01 Because then everyone will.Cheer pressure.
694 00:42:03 Well, they'll sign it'cause we already did.
695 00:42:07 Ha!
696 00:42:08 -You guys are the cheerleaders?-Absolutely.
697 00:42:13 -Ready?-Okay!
698 00:42:27 Oh.Good job, good job. What'd you think?
699 00:42:31 What was that?
700 00:42:32 -Well, that's---What was that?
701 00:42:36 -It's our most popular routine.-Yeah.
702 00:42:39 -Well, who were you guys cheering for?-For everyone.
703 00:42:42 You know, to do the right thing, right?Team Humanity!
704 00:42:45 Team Humanity!
705 00:42:47 Uh鈥?723
706 00:42:51 Oh. Oh no. No.We do not do stunts anymore.
707 00:42:55 -Oh.-And also we don't do any sexy dancing.
708 00:42:57 We'd rather have people listento our words than just our bodies.
709 00:43:00 Okay, yeah, but this cheerwould be so much better
710 00:43:03 if you guys made me believe you wereseconds away from showing your tits.
711 00:43:07 -No,聽Steph鈥?-Yes, Martha.
712 00:43:09 -Okay.-Yes. I had this one signature move.
713 00:43:11 You'll love it. It's called lips to lips.Everybody, do it with me.
714 00:43:15 -Don't.-You start on the face.
715 00:43:17 -Fingers go down the body.-No.
716 00:43:18 Down the body and up.
717 00:43:20 No! Why is everyone doing it?I'm saying don't do it.
718 00:43:22 -Okay, look.-Okay.
719 00:43:24 We would do that, but our freshman year,Bri Luvs made an Instagram post
720 00:43:27 saying that cheerleaderswere anti-feminist.
721 00:43:29 The whole school turned against us,and we had to recalibrate.
722 00:43:32 Her post got, like, seven million likes.
723 00:43:34 -Eight million.-It was for the best.
724 00:43:36 Anyways, let's show herour gun control routine.
725 00:43:39 -It's one of our best.-No, wait!
726 00:43:40 What even is this squad? Like鈥?745
727 00:43:46 -Yeah.-Yeah, Stephanie, I am the cheer captain.
728 00:43:49 -I am the cheer captain.-I am the cheer captain.
729 00:43:51 I'm a cheer captain.
730 00:43:53 -And also the coach.-You?
731 00:43:55 Martha, that's the most fucked up thingI've ever heard.
732 00:43:58 Steph, we are all cheer captains hereto promote鈥?Say it with me.
733 00:44:02 Equality!
734 00:44:05 -Including you, Steph.-Welcome.
735 00:44:08 -Do you love it? Are you okay?
736 00:44:11 Oh my God.
737 00:44:13 -Oh my God.-She loves it, you guys. You nailed it!
738 00:44:18 -Oh my God!-Aw!
739 00:44:23 Excuse me, Mr. Bud.
740 00:44:25 Hey, what's up?
741 00:44:26 Um, seeing as you're my librarian now,
742 00:44:28 you're legally obligatedto help me research something, yeah?
743 00:44:31 Yeah, by law.
744 00:44:32 Yeah, I think the teachers union'sa real stickler about that sort of thing.
745 00:44:36 I'm just kidding.I'm not in the union. What's up?
746 00:44:39 -Oh, this is addictive.-Yeah.
747 00:44:41 Social platforms have becomea vital tool for communication.
748 00:44:45 Look, it's a turtle humping a rock!
749 00:44:48 -Yeah.-Oh, get it. Get it.
750 00:44:49 Yeah, oh, that gets a heart.
751 00:44:51 -And it's also that.
752 00:44:53 Okay. All right.I think I've worked this thing out.
753 00:44:55 Okay.
754 00:44:56 So, basically you get followersby being somebody everybody likes.
755 00:44:59 Mm-hmm.
756 00:45:00 So it's a popularity contest,but instead of just high school,
757 00:45:03 it's now the whole world,and the whole world is your phone.
758 00:45:06 Yeah. I mean, that's exactly it.
759 00:45:08 -That's it.-Yeah, it's pretty sad.
760 00:45:10 No! This is, like, amazing.This is like a shortcut.
761 00:45:14 Wow, I immediately regretshowing you this.
762 00:45:17 Just to be clear,this is a way for people to pretend
763 00:45:19 their life and skin textureis better than it is.
764 00:45:22 Is that why you've posted this pictureof you with this random hot chick?
765 00:45:25 No, that's my ex-fianc茅e Diana.
766 00:45:28 -You were engaged?-I was.
767 00:45:30 -Shut up! Seth.- Uh-huh.
768 00:45:33 That's actually how I ended up here.
769 00:45:35 We both were workingat the National Archives in DC,
770 00:45:38 and when we split up, I needed a change.
771 00:45:40 So Martha got me a job at Harding,and here I am.
772 00:45:43 Trust me, being close to 40and back at my high school
773 00:45:45 isn't exactly where I wanted to be, but鈥?793
774 00:45:50 Uh, well, I should get backto enriching young minds.
775 00:45:53 Just kidding. I'm covering a drama class.
776 00:45:55 -I'll see you later.-Okay.
777 00:45:56 -All right. Oh!-Bye!
778 00:46:02 Need that back. Yeah, thanks, Steph.
779 00:46:05 Please, Dad!
780 00:46:07 Phones are like the new Tamagotchis.
781 00:46:09 Okay? I need one, and I promise you,I will not go over the minutes.
782 00:46:13 Really, it's for my own personal safety,'cause what happens if I get kidnapped?
783 00:46:17 I think if you get kidnapped, Stephanie,they'll probably take your phone.
784 00:46:21 Not if I'd hidden it up my鈥?805
785 00:46:28 I got you this.
786 00:46:30 Oh my God.
787 00:46:37 Dad鈥?809
788 00:46:41 Oh, you're the best dad!
789 00:46:46 Dad, I can't believe this!
790 00:46:49 Hey, guys, uh, it's just me, Stephanie.
791 00:46:51 -I'm just chilling at my crib.
792 00:46:54 I don't even know how to do this.
793 00:46:56 I was just thinking that we should bringprom queen back to Harding High.
794 00:47:00 -#AwesomeIdea.
795 00:47:02 -#Yes.
796 00:47:04 -Spread it around. Let's make it a virus.
797 00:47:07 That's鈥?that's cute.
798 00:47:08 Remember to votefor this year's prom theme.
799 00:47:10 The choices are A, Bridgerton,
800 00:47:13 B, pride,
801 00:47:14 and a last-minute write-in submissionby Stephanie Conway, C,
802 00:47:18 The Real World: New Orleans.
803 00:47:21 -Democracy works only if you vote!-What?
804 00:47:23 -Stop, stop, stop.-Love you all!
805 00:47:26 -Oh my God.-Are you going over there?
806 00:47:28 -Okay.-So fire.
807 00:47:29 Let's waituntil the party to tell everyone.
808 00:47:31 Oh my God,is there a party happening? Whoo!
809 00:47:34 Oh. Hi, Stephanie. What's up?
810 00:47:37 I just came to say we're, like, cool.
811 00:47:41 Okay? Even after the other daywhen you, like, said I was old and shit.
812 00:47:43 Oh, did you think that was mean?
813 00:47:46 I am so sorry.
814 00:47:47 I was just shedding light
815 00:47:48 on an often overlookeddiscrimination issue.
816 00:47:50 Look, okay, I get.
817 00:47:52 Queen bee feels聽very threatenedby the hot new girl
818 00:47:55 and decides to go on the offensive.
819 00:47:57 Classic Sandy/Rizzo.It was the same way with your mum.
820 00:48:00 I am not my mom. I'm nothing like her.
821 00:48:03 So whatever went on between you twohas nothing to do with me.
822 00:48:06 Awesome. Okay, so now that we're friends,can you follow me on Insta?
823 00:48:11 I'm "A" with this little circle around ithot coma girl 113.
824 00:48:16 Who knew?There's 112 other hot coma girls.
825 00:48:19 Mm-hmm. Okay, so I get this request a lot.
826 00:48:23 Um, I limit my follows,
827 00:48:25 'cause if I follow one person,another might get mad,
828 00:48:28 so it's a sacrifice I makefor everyone's mental health.
829 00:48:31 Um, but good luck getting followers.
830 00:48:33 Okay.Well, wait, can you follow me?
831 00:48:36 Can I follow her on Instagram?
832 00:48:38 No.
833 00:48:40 I can't.
834 00:48:41 Sorry.
835 00:48:53 Hey, Steph.
836 00:48:54 -Holy shit. Mmm.-Um, I'm doing a makeup tutorial.
837 00:48:57 For who? Batman villains?
838 00:48:59 I'm just really needingsome new followers.
839 00:49:01 You don't realizehow many people don't care about you
840 00:49:04 until you see itas a number on your phone.
841 00:49:06 Okay. Well, if you get tiredof being an influencer,
842 00:49:10 the Natural History Museum is showingDeep Impact on their IMAX all week.
843 00:49:13 So, maybe we could go this weekend?
844 00:49:15 Deep Impact聽again?
845 00:49:17 Oh my God. You, me, and Marthajust watched that a couple weekends ago.
846 00:49:22 Oh no, actually, I think you're thinkingof 1,000 weekends ago.
847 00:49:27 Oh. Right.
848 00:49:29 Mm. Okay, I would go,but I've got a party this weekend.
849 00:49:33 Oh, cool. Uh, you know, what night?I'm completely free.
850 00:49:36 I don't actually know yet,so I'm just keeping my schedule open.
851 00:49:40 Right.
852 00:49:43 Just to be clear,
853 00:49:44 you're saying no to attenda party you haven't been invited to
854 00:49:46 and don't knowwhen or where it's happening?
855 00:49:48 Yeah. Okay, I gotta get backto my contouring.
856 00:49:54 All right.
857 00:49:58 So hot.
858 00:49:59 I mean, even just an hour a night,that would be amazing.
859 00:50:02 -I can make that happen.-Yeah.
860 00:50:04 Okay.
861 00:50:06 What's going on?
862 00:50:08 Why are you guys acting sus?What? Don't say鈥?
863 00:50:13 Are you two together? Oh my God.I'm not calling you Mum!
864 00:50:17 Martha tells me you're alreadyfalling behind in your classes.
865 00:50:20 Are you doing crack cocaine?
866 00:50:22 No.
867 00:50:24 Dad, I'm just still adjusting.
868 00:50:28 I just found out there wereeight more Fast and Furious movies.
869 00:50:30 I just wanna make sure that you're givingyour schoolwork the attention it deserves.
870 00:50:34 Well, I've just been really busy
871 00:50:36 with super important stuff,like making friends.
872 00:50:38 -Well, good. I'm鈥?That's great.-Mm-hmm.
873 00:50:41 -But you can still do your homework.-Yep!
874 00:50:43 You're smart, Steph,always have been.
875 00:50:46 I don't wanna see youuse this second chance incorrectly.
876 00:50:48 Okay. Well, I've gotthe solution for this.
877 00:50:51 No phone for the weekend.
878 00:50:53 -What?-Mm-hmm.
879 00:50:55 Dad, no. How else will I live?
880 00:50:57 You survived 20 years without solid food.
881 00:51:00 You can go for a weekendwithout your iPhone, hon.
882 00:51:02 -No!-Hand it over.
883 00:51:03 -Are you being serious?-Yes. I am being very--
884 00:51:06 Are you being full serious right now?
885 00:51:08 -Full serious.-Are you from Syria?
886 00:51:10 I'm very serious.
887 00:51:11 No!
888 00:51:13 No!
889 00:51:14 -Hand me the phone.-Here, have it, then. Have it.
890 00:51:18 It's a remote.
891 00:51:19 -No!-Uh鈥?
892 00:51:22 -Get off the door frame, honey.-No! It's my phone!
893 00:51:25 Give him the phone.
894 00:51:26 No鈥?917
895 00:51:35 Oh my God, Lance and Bri look so hot.
896 00:51:37 What the slut? They're all there.
897 00:51:40 Can I鈥?can I have my phone back now?
898 00:51:42 Oh my God.
899 00:51:44 Guys, what kind of psycho world is this
900 00:51:46 where the cheerleadersdon't get invited to a party? Hello!
901 00:51:49 Are they stupid? We are the party!
902 00:51:51 Babe, of course we weren't invited.
903 00:51:53 -It's DM VIP.-Yeah.
904 00:51:55 You only get to go to themif they follow you.
905 00:51:57 Only the hot, cool people.
906 00:51:59 -Yeah.-Well, yeah, but we are hot and cool.
907 00:52:01 -Thank you.-Um,
908 00:52:03 four years of not getting invitedto those parties,
909 00:52:05 the message gets, like, very clear.We're not.
910 00:52:09 This is kind of like a party.I can have my dad pop in a Di.
911 00:52:14 It means "DiGiorno."
912 00:52:16 -Oh, oh, oh.-No, I'm talking about a "party" party.
913 00:52:18 I can't have video record of me partying.The media's gonna use it to try
914 00:52:22 and discredit me when I run for office,like they did with AOC.
915 00:52:25 No.
916 00:52:27 Okay, guys, you need to listen up,all right? This is now serious.
917 00:52:33 We need to dancebecause we need to show everybody
918 00:52:37 that we are the cool ones.
919 00:52:38 Guys, when I was in high school,all the popular kids treated me like shit
920 00:52:42 until I showed them how cool I was,
921 00:52:44 which is so cool thatthe most popular girl in high school,
922 00:52:48 her boyfriend dumped her for me.
923 00:52:52 -And you know who that was?-Who?
924 00:52:55 -Bri's mom.-Tiffany?
925 00:52:58 And that guy,
926 00:53:00 Bri's dad.
927 00:53:03 What?
928 00:53:04 And once you've blown someone's dad,you realize they're not that scary.
929 00:53:10 -Hmm.-Good to know.
930 00:53:11 Yeah, I mean鈥?954
931 00:53:16 -Let's dance.-Okay.
932 00:53:18 Okay, can you hit play?Yeah, nice fingering.
933 00:53:39 -Yeah. Okay, get into it, guys.
934 00:53:41 -Like, hips, shoulders.
935 00:54:21 Sing it!
936 00:54:24 Yeah!
937 00:54:33 -Stop!
938 00:55:03 All right, guys, we have a show to put on.
939 00:55:07 Please don't blow my dad.
940 00:55:12 Now, don't worry.I've spoken with the school nurse,
941 00:55:15 and with less than three weeksuntil graduation,
942 00:55:17 we are preparedfor an epidemic of senioritis.
943 00:55:24 Freshmen suck.
944 00:55:27 Um, okay. So without further ado,please join me in welcoming
945 00:55:31 the president of the Harding High PTA,Tiffany Balbo.
946 00:55:42 Hi!
947 00:55:44 Thank you.
948 00:55:45 And I know she's the principal, boo.
949 00:55:48 Boo.
950 00:55:49 -But give it up for Miss Riser, everyone.
951 00:55:52 -Stop it.-Sorry. Sorry.
952 00:55:55 Okay. What a special eveningwe get to share with our kids
953 00:55:59 before they go off to adulthood.
954 00:56:02 Okay, guys,the energy in this place is sucking wiens.
955 00:56:04 We need to get out thereand rock their worlds.
956 00:56:06 Oh, and here's this.
957 00:56:08 Huh?
958 00:56:09 -It's the music for the routine.-Oh, yes.
959 00:56:11 Thank you for the computer tampon.Shove that where that goes.
960 00:56:14 Really, guys, you're the bomb diggity.
961 00:56:16 -All of you.-Aw!
962 00:56:17 I love you,and we're gonna crush the sluts and--
963 00:56:20 Oh, it's the big finale, you guys.It's the big finale!
964 00:56:24 I'm so proud of you.
965 00:56:25 You pumped to go out thereand change some minds?
966 00:56:29 And just remember, this is all I have.
967 00:56:36 And real quick,due to the custom table-scapes,
968 00:56:39 the prom ticket prices have gonefrom $48 to $93.
969 00:56:43 -We take Venmo and PayPal and Zelle.
970 00:56:46 Thank you so much!
971 00:56:50 Yeah!
972 00:56:52 Okay. Thank you, parents.
973 00:56:54 Speaking of prom,
974 00:56:56 making good choices is at the forefrontof every school function,
975 00:56:59 so to help us illustrate that,please welcome our radical Bulldogettes.
976 00:57:12 -Ready?-Consent!
977 00:57:24 Yeah!
978 00:57:27 Let's go!Let's hear it for consent!
979 00:57:48 Are you ready for the remix?
980 00:58:19 Oh my God.
981 00:58:35 -Did they just touch their--Just shut up. Shut up.
982 00:58:38 Yeah!
983 00:58:40 Bulldogs, fuck yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
984 00:58:44 -You are a father.-They brought it back. I am a father.
985 00:58:48 Ooh.
986 00:58:55 -Damn, Conway!-Oh!
987 00:58:58 -Blaine! Oh my God! Oh my God.-Whoo!
988 00:59:00 Watching you up there.
989 00:59:02 -Shut up.-No, it's true!
990 00:59:03 -Shut up! Look at you!-Yeah?
991 00:59:05 Look at you now. You're such a--
992 00:59:07 I'm a DILF. I know. Who would've thought?
993 00:59:09 -Hmm.-Hmm.
994 00:59:11 Oh, and I wanted to sayI thought it was so cool
995 00:59:13 that I was one of the first placesyou stopped when you woke up.
996 00:59:16 I can't tell you how many timesI've thought of you over the past years.
997 00:59:19 -Yeah?-Yeah.
998 00:59:22 Well, even thoughI was pretty much brain-dead,
999 00:59:24 you were the onethat kept my heart beating.
1000 00:59:25 Well, listen, I'll just say,you let me know
1001 00:59:29 if you ever want to takeanother trip down memory Blaine.
1002 00:59:32 -Yeah, but, Blaine, what about Tiff?-Eh.
1003 00:59:35 Didn't stop us the first time.
1004 00:59:38 What? You said you two were broken up.
1005 00:59:40 It's, uh鈥?You know, I don't鈥?1030
1006 00:59:46 I haven't forgottenabout your whole "no cheating" rule.
1007 00:59:49 Yeah, which is why we can't be together.
1008 00:59:53 Yet.
1009 00:59:55 But if you're the manthat I think you are鈥?
1010 00:59:59 I'm sure you'll make the right choice.
1011 01:00:01 Yeah. No, I鈥?1037
1012 01:00:06 Hmm.
1013 01:00:14 Conway.
1014 01:00:41 Stephanie,can you come down here, please?
1015 01:00:50 "Stephanie, we supportInstagram stars like you
1016 01:00:53 who share Hostess' commitmentto never growing old."
1017 01:00:58 "Warmest wishes from your friendsat Canada Goose." That is sick!
1018 01:01:02 "Let's be buds."
1019 01:01:04 Holy shit.
1020 01:01:32 I don't get what the big deal was.We were just dancing!
1021 01:01:35 Steph, the big deal is that I told youthat we don't do that anymore,
1022 01:01:39 and you wentand did it anyway behind my back.
1023 01:01:42 Are you really mad?Or is this because Tiff yelled at you?
1024 01:01:45 Oh, Steph!
1025 01:01:46 You can't let her bully you,I've always said that.
1026 01:01:48 It's not about Tiffany.
1027 01:01:50 I care about this
1028 01:01:51 because what you did up there,it wasn't school-appropriate.
1029 01:01:54 You fondled yourself
1030 01:01:56 for an unsuspecting audiencein a routine about consent.
1031 01:01:59 But I gave myself consent
1032 01:02:02 to do that to myself.
1033 01:02:03 Stop stroking your nipples.
1034 01:02:05 Marth, what is going on here?
1035 01:02:07 The cheerleaders aren't allowed to dance.
1036 01:02:09 You took away prom queen.
1037 01:02:10 You turned the cafeteriainto a Hogwarts without the magic.
1038 01:02:13 Are you tryingto make this place suck wiens?
1039 01:02:15 Number one, how dare you?It is like Hogwarts with the magic.
1040 01:02:20 And number two,it doesn't suck wiens. It's nice.
1041 01:02:24 It's鈥?it's nice here.
1042 01:02:26 -I had more fun in a coma.-You did not have more fun in the coma.
1043 01:02:29 I had more fun going like this.
1044 01:02:34 Stephanie.
1045 01:02:35 That was way more funthan this high school.
1046 01:02:38 Steph, this may come as a shock to you,but for most kids, high school sucks.
1047 01:02:43 I don't know why you're actinglike we didn't have the same experience.
1048 01:02:47 High school was awesome!
1049 01:02:48 Freshman year, you bailed on Seth and Ito go be some popular girl.
1050 01:02:53 No, I didn't bail. I just got more friends
1051 01:02:56 and a really hot boyfriend.
1052 01:02:59 Seriously, if you'd had a boyfriend,you would have understood.
1053 01:03:01 Stephanie, I wouldn't understandbecause I'm gay.
1054 01:03:04 Ooh, you can't say that word,unless you're saying it
1055 01:03:07 in a neutral-positive wayto refer to someone that is鈥?
1056 01:03:13 Mm-hmm.
1057 01:03:15 Oh.
1058 01:03:17 Yeah.
1059 01:03:18 And it鈥?it made high schoola living hell for me.
1060 01:03:25 Back then, I felt very alone
1061 01:03:27 and angry and so threatened
1062 01:03:32 that if I showed one iota of my real self,then I would be ripped to shreds
1063 01:03:39 by Tiffany or Blaine or you.
1064 01:03:43 Me?
1065 01:03:45 No way. Why would you even say that?
1066 01:03:47 Because, Steph,sometimes I didn't know who you were.
1067 01:03:53 Or鈥?are.
1068 01:03:56 Look, let's鈥?1095
1069 01:03:59 So let's just get through thoseas peacefully as possible,
1070 01:04:03 and then I can goto my family's lake house for the summer.
1071 01:04:08 The periodic tableis made up of 119 elements.
1072 01:04:13 Oh, hey, space nerds. JK, JK.
1073 01:04:16 Any of you want to come see Deep Impactwith me and Blaine this weekend?
1074 01:04:20 As part of my collabwith the Natural History Museum,
1075 01:04:23 you will get 20% off ticket pricesand complimentary space ice cream.
1076 01:04:28 So come watchthe end of the world with us.
1077 01:04:30 Remember it just for me. Please.
1078 01:04:33 -No one's gonna read you.
1079 01:04:38 Oh boy,no one's gonna read you.
1080 01:04:41 Are you talking to the books?
1081 01:04:43 -Oh, yeah, I find it helps them grow.-Still a dork.
1082 01:04:46 -Huh.-So鈥?
1083 01:04:48 Uh,
1084 01:04:50 do you, like, still wanna see Deep Impact?
1085 01:04:54 I'm gonna get some popcorn.
1086 01:04:56 Maybe some freeze-dried space ice cream.Maybe some Milk Duds, some Whoppers,
1087 01:05:00 some Juicy Fruit.I gotta keep this girlish figure.
1088 01:05:04 You want anything, or鈥?1116
1089 01:05:09 Yeah, sure.
1090 01:05:10 Oh my God, Seth, you're such a gentlemangoing to get the snacks.
1091 01:05:14 Oh my God, I swear,you have such a massive dick.
1092 01:05:17 -What did you say?-What? Oh, Blaine, Tiffany.
1093 01:05:20 -Hi!-Hi! What are you doing here?
1094 01:05:23 What a coincidence.
1095 01:05:24 I'm, um, here on a date with Seth.
1096 01:05:27 He asked me out, and I said,
1097 01:05:29 "You know what? I am singleand so horny, so yes."
1098 01:05:33 -Isn't that right?-Yep.
1099 01:05:34 Really?
1100 01:05:35 Wait, I'm sorry.You are on a date with Sethany?
1101 01:05:38 -Well, it's just Seth.
1102 01:05:41 Relax. I'm just joking.
1103 01:05:44 Well, yeah,we're just here to see a movie.
1104 01:05:46 It's not likewe're gonna have hot, consensual sex
1105 01:05:49 when the lights go down.
1106 01:05:50 Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hmm?
1107 01:05:53 Wow! Uh鈥?1136
1108 01:05:58 but she finally agreedto go out with you. Way to go!
1109 01:06:02 Again, just joking.
1110 01:06:06 -Hilarious.-Let's go find our seats.
1111 01:06:08 -Huh?-Let's go find our seats.
1112 01:06:11 -We gotta go find our seats.-Down in front, yep.
1113 01:06:14 Yeah.
1114 01:06:16 -Oh, yeah.-"Sethany."
1115 01:06:27 Feed me some popcorn.
1116 01:06:30 Are you serious about that?
1117 01:06:32 Yeah, just be awesome.Just鈥?just toss some into my mouth.
1118 01:06:36 All right.
1119 01:06:42 Seth!
1120 01:06:44 Oh my God. It's stuck in my throat.Oh, I'm choking.
1121 01:06:47 -No, I really鈥?I just got a Milk Dud.-Did you actually choke on that?
1122 01:06:50 Yeah, it's stuck right there,but it's all right.
1123 01:06:53 I thought that wasa euphemism kind of thing.
1124 01:06:54 -Fire tether pitons.-Pitons fired.
1125 01:07:10 -Stop it.-What?
1126 01:07:12 You're eye-fucking Stephanie so hard,she'll need the morning-after pill.
1127 01:07:15 I am not eye-fucking anybody.
1128 01:07:18 It is embarrassing. Do you want meto call Dr. Wilbin for more therapy?
1129 01:07:22 -Don't threaten me with a good time.-Shut up!
1130 01:07:24 Bitch, turn your ugly face aroundand watch the movie.
1131 01:07:27 Careful how you talkto senior citizens.
1132 01:07:29 Shut up, Blaine.
1133 01:07:31 Ma'am, I'm gonna haveto ask you to be quiet.
1134 01:07:33 I am not the problem.
1135 01:07:35 There is a freaking pornohappening over there!
1136 01:07:38 -What?-Don't put that on my face.
1137 01:07:40 It is not my fault.I am not doing anything.
1138 01:07:42 Be quiet. I'm trying to watch the movie.
1139 01:07:45 You're afraid you'll miss something?
1140 01:07:47 The asteroid hits,
1141 01:07:49 and T茅a Leoni and her Austrian dadget hit by a ginormous wave.
1142 01:07:53 -Aw.-What?
1143 01:07:54 Oh, come on! We all knew that!
1144 01:07:57 Can you鈥?1174
1145 01:08:00 I鈥?1176
1146 01:08:04 What is the name of your manager?
1147 01:08:07 Sir? I am going to haveto email your manager.
1148 01:08:15 -Ah!
1149 01:08:17 Two decades later, and I still lovewatching Tiff lose her mind.
1150 01:08:20 -I mean, that was incredibly satisfying.-Mm-hmm.
1151 01:08:24 Okay, now I understand
1152 01:08:25 why you devoted so much of your timeon it in high school.
1153 01:08:28 -Well, not the whole time.-Oh?
1154 01:08:30 Just all of my junior,sophomore, and most of my senior year.
1155 01:08:34 Mm. Mm-hmm.
1156 01:08:35 Anyways, Marth told mesomething about you in high school.
1157 01:08:38 Oh God. What?
1158 01:08:41 She said that you hada crush on me.
1159 01:08:45 Yes.
1160 01:08:46 When we were in high school,I was very much in love with you.
1161 01:08:50 Seth!
1162 01:08:51 -Eh.-You were? Really?
1163 01:08:53 -Eh.-Why didn't you ever say anything?
1164 01:08:56 'Cause, you know,we were friends.
1165 01:08:58 -Yeah.-And you were with Blaine.
1166 01:09:00 And, you know, we both knowwhat your answer would've been.
1167 01:09:03 Maybe, maybe not.We're hanging out right now, aren't we?
1168 01:09:07 Yeah, but that's only because you thoughtyou could use me to make Blaine jealous.
1169 01:09:11 Steph, come on. I'm a full-blown adult.
1170 01:09:15 I think I can recognizea teenage trick when I see one.
1171 01:09:17 That's not what's going on.
1172 01:09:20 Oh, come on, you used to pull this with meand Marth all the time in high school.
1173 01:09:24 You'd use our attentionto make the popular kids crave yours.
1174 01:09:27 Um, did I?
1175 01:09:29 Yes.
1176 01:09:30 We always wonderedif those kids ever got to really meet you.
1177 01:09:34 Like, the real you.
1178 01:09:38 Well, I did havea really fun time tonight.
1179 01:09:41 I'm鈥?I'm sorry.
1180 01:09:43 No, forget it.
1181 01:09:44 So should I take you home?
1182 01:09:47 Or we could continue to hang out.I have an idea of where we could go.
1183 01:09:54 Whoa, okay. This place has changed.
1184 01:09:57 Yeah, I think the lights are just on.
1185 01:10:00 -Come on.-Okay.
1186 01:10:04 Bri, baby, I need favor.
1187 01:10:09 I want youto get prom king and queen reinstated.
1188 01:10:13 What?
1189 01:10:15 Mom.
1190 01:10:17 No. No one cares about that.
1191 01:10:18 I do.
1192 01:10:20 I want you to beat Steph for prom queen.
1193 01:10:23 You said it rewards archaic gender roles.
1194 01:10:26 Well, exactly, which is whyyou need to be the woke prom queen.
1195 01:10:33 I've already got interestfrom some brands,
1196 01:10:36 and they are supes into it.
1197 01:10:37 Mom. I'm not doing this.
1198 01:10:39 And don't say "woke" or "supes."
1199 01:10:45 Just beat Steph for mommy.
1200 01:10:47 You owe me.
1201 01:10:48 For what?
1202 01:10:51 For being alive.
1203 01:10:52 And if you wanna go on your trip to Nepal,you will do this for me.
1204 01:11:01 -Can I ask you something?-Hmm?
1205 01:11:03 Does it get exhausting trying to makeeverybody like you all the time?
1206 01:11:07 Well,
1207 01:11:09 it will be worth it when I win prom queen.
1208 01:11:11 Well, what I remember about promis that it was overhyped,
1209 01:11:17 you weren't there, and it sucked.
1210 01:11:19 -That's your memories of prom. That's it?-Yeah, pretty much.
1211 01:11:23 Seth! Dude, come on.
1212 01:11:26 Did you even try to have fun? Did youeven try to tear it up on the dance floor?
1213 01:11:29 -Just, like, give it the old groove? No!-Yeah!
1214 01:11:32 It wouldn't have mattered,because prom doesn't matter,
1215 01:11:35 especially not prom queen.
1216 01:11:38 You maniac.
1217 01:11:39 Come on, Steph.
1218 01:11:40 You will yourself out of a coma,and that's what you care about?
1219 01:11:44 -It's more than just a crown to me.-Hmm.
1220 01:11:47 When I moved here to America,
1221 01:11:50 it was so hard.
1222 01:11:52 -Everyone made fun of me, as you remember.-Yeah.
1223 01:11:55 And then Mum got sick.
1224 01:11:59 And I was miserable. I was so miserable.
1225 01:12:04 And you know what she used to sayto help cheer me up?
1226 01:12:08 She'd, like, say, "Steph, close your eyesand imagine your perfect life."
1227 01:12:14 "And if you can imagine it,you can have it."
1228 01:12:18 I was like鈥?鈥?Shut up, Mom."
1229 01:12:21 I didn't believe her.
1230 01:12:23 Then she died.
1231 01:12:28 Then I was鈥?1263
1232 01:12:37 And then one day when we were drivingand I saw Deanna Russo,
1233 01:12:41 and I was like, "Whoa, she's happy."
1234 01:12:45 And she was prom queen,
1235 01:12:48 and I鈥?I need to be her. Okay?
1236 01:12:52 I wanted to be her so badly.
1237 01:12:55 And I was getting there,and then all of a sudden, boom.
1238 01:12:59 Coma. Lights out.
1239 01:13:03 And I was bloody miserable again.
1240 01:13:08 Then I thought, "Well鈥?1273
1241 01:13:20 "I should鈥?I should really tryand get that perfect life," you know?
1242 01:13:29 Okay, definitely not just a crown.Sorry about that. I'm an asshole.
1243 01:13:32 No, you're鈥β?1277
1244 01:13:36 -Oh!-Oh! You did it. You got it!
1245 01:13:40 Oh my God, okay.
1246 01:13:43 -Yeah!
1247 01:13:45 Woot, woot.
1248 01:13:47 -Oh my God!-That's all yours. You can have that.
1249 01:13:54 Do you wanna go to prom with me?
1250 01:13:59 I promise you, you'll have a good time.
1251 01:14:02 Well, I already signed upto be a chaperone, so, yeah, I'll go.
1252 01:14:06 -Yeah?-Uh-huh.
1253 01:14:08 -Awesome!
1254 01:14:10 -Great.-Yeah.
1255 01:14:11 Okay. All right. Wait.
1256 01:14:13 -Let me try to win you something now.-Okay. Yeah.
1257 01:14:15 Attention Harding High seniors,
1258 01:14:17 a petitionwas just delivered to me by Bri Balbo,
1259 01:14:21 I mean, Luvs,
1260 01:14:22 um, officially reinstatinga king and queen election
1261 01:14:26 at this year's prom.
1262 01:14:27 -What? It's back!-Prom?
1263 01:14:29 Oh my God!
1264 01:14:31 Oh my God!
1265 01:14:32 -Shut up!-Oh my God!
1266 01:14:34 Obviously, I respectthe sacred privacy of student elections.
1267 01:14:37 -But I'm totally voting for you.-Absolutely! Later, prom queen!
1268 01:14:41 -Love you!
1269 01:14:56 Can you believe it?
1270 01:14:58 You might make history after all.
1271 01:15:00 The first personto ever lose prom queen twice.
1272 01:15:06 Don't go chasing waterfalls, Steph.
1273 01:15:09 -Skank face.-What was that?
1274 01:15:12 Oh, nothing.
1275 01:15:15 Slut bag.
1276 01:15:16 What did you just call me?
1277 01:15:18 -Nothing.-Possum pussy.
1278 01:15:20 -Rumpel-slut-skin.-Jizz collector.
1279 01:15:22 You're a sad wife.
1280 01:15:23 What did you say?
1281 01:15:26 I didn't say shit, but you heard me.
1282 01:15:40 Oh my God.
1283 01:15:42 It's an invite to a prom party at Bri's.
1284 01:15:44 -An invite?-Check your phone!
1285 01:15:47 Oh my God! I got invited!
1286 01:15:49 -Can you believe that?-We got invited!
1287 01:15:51 -Steve Aoki is DJing.-Right?
1288 01:15:53 Steve Aoki? I love it!
1289 01:15:55 Oh my God!
1290 01:16:00 Steph. Steph, we're not gonna go probably'cause, I mean, it's a $50 cover.
1291 01:16:04 -Oh, yeah.-That's so expensive.
1292 01:16:06 I can't afford that.
1293 01:16:07 Why didn't you tell me we were hosting it?I'd have got that aphrodisiac wine.
1294 01:16:10 I didn't know.
1295 01:16:41 Hi, guys.
1296 01:16:42 I am so pumped to announce
1297 01:16:43 that I will be hosting the biggestand the best prom after-party
1298 01:16:46 at a supersecret locaish.
1299 01:16:49 It's free to get in, unlike Bri's.
1300 01:16:52 It's gonna be awesome.
1301 01:16:54 So, DM me a picture of your ballotvoting me as prom queen,
1302 01:16:57 and you'll get all the deets night of.
1303 01:17:04 This is weird for me too, sir.
1304 01:17:17 Stephie!
1305 01:17:19 Wanna hurry it up?
1306 01:17:25 You want a beer?
1307 01:17:28 Oh, uh, sure.
1308 01:17:30 Wrong answer, hot rod.
1309 01:17:33 You think I'll let you drinkand drive with my daughter?
1310 01:17:36 Oh, well, I'm actually not driving.We're taking a Lyft.
1311 01:17:38 Oh, cool.
1312 01:17:41 Though I suspect Stephanie would prefernot to spend her prom evening
1313 01:17:45 with a drunken fool.
1314 01:17:46 It would just be the o--
1315 01:17:47 No, I think I'm okay, actually.I'll maybe have a water, if anything.
1316 01:17:50 -Did you bring some condoms?
1317 01:17:54 Um, no.
1318 01:17:56 Hm. Didn't think we neededto have this talk, but, uh, Seth,
1319 01:18:00 you are aware that unprotected sexcan lead to geriatric pregnancies?
1320 01:18:04 -Stephie!-You ready to be an old dad?
1321 01:18:06 I'm sorry, do you want meto sleep with your daughter?
1322 01:18:08 -Or---What did you just ask me?
1323 01:18:10 -It's---Okay, I'm ready!
1324 01:18:24 Mom chose great.
1325 01:18:26 Yeah.
1326 01:18:29 -Going to prom.
1327 01:18:31 -Oh my God. Dad, stop it.-Don't.
1328 01:18:34 Dad, stop it. You're embarrassing me.
1329 01:18:38 A bit higher on the angle.
1330 01:18:39 Dad, you're taking so many,but take more, take more.
1331 01:18:43 -Boy band.
1332 01:18:44 Okay, Dad, that's enough.
1333 01:18:45 -Maybe just some of me?-Oh.
1334 01:19:03 This is such a perfect night.
1335 01:19:06 -Yeah.-That filthy ho.
1336 01:19:07 -She's rigging the election.-She's an adult. She won't stoop that low.
1337 01:19:13 Wait.
1338 01:19:16 Hey, Tiffany.
1339 01:19:17 -Oh my gosh.-Hey, Steph!
1340 01:19:19 I'm surprised you're here.
1341 01:19:21 Aren't you normally on a Saturday nightjust home sharpening your teeth?
1342 01:19:25 You know, I just want to say
1343 01:19:27 the noble thing would be to dowhat the rest of these students are doing
1344 01:19:31 and vote for Bri.
1345 01:19:33 Oh.
1346 01:19:35 -Is that right?-Mm-hmm.
1347 01:19:36 Well, I always do the noble thing.
1348 01:19:40 Vote for Bri.Is it spelled like the cheese?
1349 01:19:45 B, R, I.
1350 01:19:46 Hmm.
1351 01:19:48 Interesting.
1352 01:19:50 Ooh.
1353 01:19:51 Yep. Right in there.
1354 01:19:52 There.
1355 01:19:56 I'm just so confident.
1356 01:20:01 -Just vote for me.-Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
1357 01:20:03 Sethany.
1358 01:20:06 You know you're not eligiblefor prom queen, right?
1359 01:20:09 That's right, I'm not.I'm not eligible for prom queen.
1360 01:20:12 And it's probably killing youthat you aren't either.
1361 01:20:16 Relax, Tiff.
1362 01:20:18 I'm just joking.
1363 01:20:21 -That's funny.-It's funny. It was a joke. Yeah.
1364 01:20:23 -It was a joke.
1365 01:20:26 She's going down.
1366 01:20:29 Bye.
1367 01:20:40 -Oh my God, it's beautiful.-Mm-hmm.
1368 01:20:43 Oh my God, Steph! There you are!
1369 01:20:45 -Oh, you guys look incredible. Amazing!-Thanks. Wanna go crush the photo booth?
1370 01:20:49 Oh my God, stop.You're causing climate change.
1371 01:20:52 Um, I've got to go and get some votes.I don't know whether you guys saw,
1372 01:20:56 but Bri's mom is, like, totally tryingto rig the election.
1373 01:20:59 Oh! Oh, hell, no!
1374 01:21:01 I will not stand for voter suppression.
1375 01:21:03 -We're gonna go help spread the word.-Storm the cafeteria.
1376 01:21:06 -Bye.-See you later?
1377 01:21:07 Everyone feeling included? Okay.
1378 01:21:09 There's enough roomon the dance floor for everybody,
1379 01:21:11 and you don't need a partner to dance.I usually dance by myself. It's fun.
1380 01:21:22 Baby, look at me. You know, this isthe dress I won prom queen in. Still fits.
1381 01:21:26 I almost wore that exact same dress,
1382 01:21:28 but I'm glad I didn'tbecause you look phenomenal.
1383 01:21:31 -Aw.-What are you doing?
1384 01:21:32 I am fulfilling my dutiesas the president of the PTA,
1385 01:21:36 overlooking the ballot boxes,
1386 01:21:39 and something tells methat you got this in the bag.
1387 01:21:43 Wink.
1388 01:21:45 I mean, you can't bea woke prom queen if you lose.
1389 01:21:49 Which reminds me, here is a list of brands
1390 01:21:51 I'd love for you to casually dropduring your acceptance speech.
1391 01:21:54 Each one could be an additional 10K.
1392 01:21:57 Don't worry if you can't work in Pep Boys.It's not really our thing.
1393 01:22:01 Please just try and rememberthis is my prom, not yours.
1394 01:22:12 -Hey, fam.
1395 01:22:14 Um, guys, just letting you knowthat prom queen voting is still open,
1396 01:22:19 and I think that something--
1397 01:22:20 Damn, Conway, you look鈥?1432
1398 01:22:25 Oh my God, you're here. I mean, um鈥?1434
1399 01:22:30 Of course, I came. I've been waiting20 years to see you in this dress.
1400 01:22:36 My God, you look beautiful.
1401 01:22:39 What is this? You mind if I slip this off?
1402 01:22:41 -Um---You really don't need it.
1403 01:22:44 I still have a naughty thingfor prom queens, right?
1404 01:22:46 Well, If I don't get enough votes,you might be fucking your daughter.
1405 01:22:50 Huh?
1406 01:22:51 -No, I wouldn't do that, but鈥?-No. Obviously. Sorry. Yeah.
1407 01:22:55 Look at us. We are鈥?1444
1408 01:23:01 We're made for one another.
1409 01:23:03 -Blaine?-Yeah.
1410 01:23:04 I don't think this is right.This is a mistake.
1411 01:23:06 No, no. The mistake was measking Tiff to prom. Trust me.
1412 01:23:08 Wait. No, Blaine. Seriously.
1413 01:23:15 Seth.
1414 01:23:16 Seth?
1415 01:23:19 Hey, Seth.聽Seth, hey!I know what that looked like,
1416 01:23:22 but I promise you,it's not what you think.
1417 01:23:26 You teenage-tricked me, Steph.
1418 01:23:29 And you know what?It's my fault for believing you changed.
1419 01:23:35 Okay, class of 2022,it's the big moment!
1420 01:23:39 Okay, so the reason that we're all hereand the only reason we all came tonight鈥?
1421 01:23:44 -No.-鈥s because-- No, it is.
1422 01:23:46 鈥s because I have the resultsof our prom elections.
1423 01:23:55 By a unanimous vote, our 2022 prom king is
1424 01:24:00 Lance Harrison.
1425 01:24:08 Yes!
1426 01:24:11 Oh my God!
1427 01:24:13 And the winner of prom queenreceived over 1,000 votes
1428 01:24:18 despite there only being 327 of you.
1429 01:24:21 However, she has just informed us
1430 01:24:23 that she has withdrawnfrom the competition.
1431 01:24:26 What?
1432 01:24:29 -Okay, so鈥?-Bri.
1433 01:24:31 鈥he 2022 prom queen will go to鈥?1471
1434 01:24:48 There's been a mistake. No, no, no.
1435 01:24:52 -Go, Steph! I can't believe it!
1436 01:24:55 God!
1437 01:24:56 Stephanie!Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie!
1438 01:25:01 Stephanie!
1439 01:25:03 Stephanie!
1440 01:25:04 No! No!
1441 01:25:05 Stephanie!Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie!
1442 01:25:21 Now it is time for our king and queento take their dance.
1443 01:25:32 -Oh my God!
1444 01:26:32 -Oh my God!-What?
1445 01:26:40 Stop.
1446 01:27:19 After-party at Bri's housewith live music.
1447 01:27:23 And spoiler alert, party favorsare Beats by Dre headphones!
1448 01:27:28 Bri, will you tell them?
1449 01:27:30 Hey, everyone, after-partyis at Steph's place. See you there.
1450 01:27:34 Wait, what are you doing?The house is ready for the party.
1451 01:27:37 I mean, Steve Aoki is in our living room.What am I going to tell him?
1452 01:27:41 I don't know.Tell him you lost prom queen.
1453 01:27:47 Shit. Shit.
1454 01:27:58 Drink! Drink!Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
1455 01:28:01 No!
1456 01:28:06 Yes, hi. I'd like to reporta rowdy high school party
1457 01:28:10 with tons of underage drinking.
1458 01:28:13 And-- Oh my God!
1459 01:28:15 I think an adult is hosting it.
1460 01:28:27 Yeah!
1461 01:28:28 Hey!
1462 01:28:29 Hey, Janet!
1463 01:28:31 Come on!
1464 01:28:32 -No, don't film me!-Why?
1465 01:28:34 The media will use itto try and discredit me.
1466 01:28:39 Wait, no.
1467 01:28:40 -Fuck it! Fuck it! Film me! Film me!-Okay. Okay.
1468 01:28:43 Yeah, come on, yeah.That's right. It's the president, bitch!
1469 01:28:47 -Yeah!-Suck my vulva!
1470 01:28:56 Oh my God, whose tooth is this?
1471 01:28:58 -Oh shit.
1472 01:28:59 Cops!
1473 01:29:02 -Where? Wait. Okay, wait---Bye, Stephanie.
1474 01:29:05 No. Oh my God.
1475 01:29:23 Oh my God, Martha,I was just about to call you.
1476 01:29:27 Steph, what in ever living fuckwere you thinking?
1477 01:29:32 -You said I could use the house.-Are you kidding? Twenty years ago.
1478 01:29:36 And even then,I didn't want you to use it.
1479 01:29:39 -Did you even think about me?
1480 01:29:42 This is all kinds of illegal.
1481 01:29:44 Oh my God, they're gonna makea Netflix documentary about me.
1482 01:29:47 Well, wait. Okay, think about that.That could be really cool.
1483 01:29:50 That鈥?that could be epic.
1484 01:29:52 Look how well it turned outfor Tiger King.
1485 01:29:55 No.
1486 01:29:56 No, it's not epic or cool.
1487 01:30:00 God, you're the same as in high school.
1488 01:30:03 -So you don't want a drink?-No, I don't want a drink!
1489 01:30:06 You need to grow up!
1490 01:30:08 You're not a teenager!
1491 01:30:10 I know I'm not. I'm an adult.Is that what you want to hear?
1492 01:30:14 Yes, I am a 37-year-old 12th grader.
1493 01:30:21 You don't think I know how crazy it isgoing back to high school in this body?
1494 01:30:26 What else was I supposed to do?
1495 01:30:29 -What else did I have?-You had me, and you had Seth.
1496 01:30:32 Everybody else just got to go onand live their lives.
1497 01:30:35 I'm supposed to just jump forward?
1498 01:30:37 I'm just not allowedto ever make mistakes?
1499 01:30:40 Making mistakes is different
1500 01:30:43 than willfully screwing overthe people who care about you.
1501 01:30:47 You pushed us away.
1502 01:30:49 They were not your friends.We were your friends.
1503 01:30:53 We were the ones who cared about you.
1504 01:30:55 We were the oneswho showed up at the hospital.
1505 01:30:57 They never came to the hospital.None of them.
1506 01:30:59 I can't believe you would say that.
1507 01:31:02 I got tons of birthday cards.
1508 01:31:04 Did you even lookto see who they were from?
1509 01:31:11 Help. Oh God.
1510 01:31:14 Was that curry?
1511 01:31:15 I'm done. You can find your own way home.
1512 01:31:22 Hey, Seth.
1513 01:31:32 Finally.
1514 01:31:33 I saw you followed Stephanie on Insta.
1515 01:31:35 Don't you wanna know if I got arrestedat that party you called the cops on?
1516 01:31:39 I know it was you.
1517 01:31:40 Do you think I do this stuff for fun?I'm looking out for you.
1518 01:31:44 We could have madea hundred grand tonight.
1519 01:31:46 We could've used that moneyas a donation to get you into college.
1520 01:31:49 So you could blogabout being an Ivy League mom?
1521 01:31:51 Oh well, I guessI'll have to get in myself.
1522 01:31:54 I want you to have the perfect life,
1523 01:31:58 like me.
1524 01:31:59 The perfect life online means nothingwhen you're miserable in real life.
1525 01:32:02 We are not miserable.
1526 01:32:05 Yeah, we are.
1527 01:32:07 And you're right, Mom.
1528 01:32:09 No elite personfollows more than 100 people.
1529 01:32:13 So you gotta go.
1530 01:32:14 -You are toast.
1531 01:32:17 Hey, your family's fucked up.
1532 01:32:18 Are we doing this?I got another gig in an hour.
1533 01:32:21 You know what? Fuck you, Steve Aoki.
1534 01:32:32 No offense,but you look like a prom queen.
1535 01:32:38 Holy shit, Deanna Russo?
1536 01:32:41 Yeah. Do we know each other?
1537 01:32:44 Oh my God. No. I鈥?I mean鈥?Well, I know who you are.
1538 01:32:47 You're a legend at Harding High.
1539 01:32:49 You won prom queen and had a perfect life.
1540 01:32:51 Perfect life?
1541 01:32:54 Yeah. Uh, let's see, um鈥?1580
1542 01:33:01 for a 21-year-old baristawith two more abs than I had.
1543 01:33:05 And I was left with no creditand no job prospects.
1544 01:33:11 My advice, throw that crown away now.
1545 01:33:15 You know what prom queen got me?
1546 01:33:16 An even spray tan
1547 01:33:18 and the ability to dodge bleach poisoningevery time I get my hair done.
1548 01:33:22 Well, I mean, that is a skill.
1549 01:33:25 Yeah.
1550 01:33:27 But, uh, imagine all the other skillsI would have had if I'd gone to college.
1551 01:33:33 I don't know where I would be,
1552 01:33:36 but I do know it wouldn't betaking courses at the community college
1553 01:33:39 while hustlingto make rent between two jobs.
1554 01:33:42 The only thing I look forward tois taking my pants off at night.
1555 01:33:46 Oh my God. I do that too now.
1556 01:33:48 -It's so good, right?-Yeah. Just like鈥?
1557 01:33:50 -Yeah.
1558 01:33:53 But it's all worth it'cause I am going to get a degree,
1559 01:33:57 and I am going to have a career,and that is everything.
1560 01:34:02 And for the first time in my life,I'm excited about the future
1561 01:34:07 instead of holding on to the past.
1562 01:34:38 Please welcomeour award-winning Harding Bulldogettes!
1563 01:35:22 Oh. There you are.
1564 01:35:25 Is everything okay?
1565 01:35:28 Want something to eat?
1566 01:35:30 I'm not hungry.
1567 01:35:31 Oh, come on. Sit down with me.Have breakfast with your old dad.
1568 01:35:39 Do you knowwhere you're sitting at graduation yet?
1569 01:35:43 On my butt?
1570 01:35:47 I just wanna get a good seatso I can see you.
1571 01:35:51 I'm not gonna go to graduation, Dad.
1572 01:35:53 Seth and Martha won't talk to me,
1573 01:35:55 and I don't thinkanybody else wants me there.
1574 01:35:57 Well, I want you there.
1575 01:35:59 That doesn't count.
1576 01:36:01 Yes, it does.
1577 01:36:03 I count.
1578 01:36:06 I know you used to roll your eyeswhenever Mom would compliment you,
1579 01:36:11 tell you how amazing,beautiful, wonderful you were,
1580 01:36:14 like she had to say it 'cause she was Mom,
1581 01:36:18 but she wanted to
1582 01:36:20 because she believed it, deeply.
1583 01:36:25 One of the last thingsshe said to me was to make sure
1584 01:36:28 that you knew how to receive love.
1585 01:36:32 And I spent every day of your comawondering if I messed up,
1586 01:36:36 so鈥?let me be clear.
1587 01:36:41 Don't waste your timetelling the people who love you the most
1588 01:36:45 that they don't count.
1589 01:36:47 They are the only ones that count.
1590 01:36:53 Thanks, Dad.
1591 01:36:55 Yeah.
1592 01:37:01 Okay, I know I havesome things to clear up, so鈥?
1593 01:37:07 I thought this is gonna be the best way.
1594 01:37:09 Guys, I fucked up.And I really need to apologize.
1595 01:37:13 First of all, I've beena really dodgy friend
1596 01:37:16 to the two peoplewho care about me the most,
1597 01:37:18 the people who supported me when I wasjust that dorky kid fresh from Australia,
1598 01:37:24 the ones who stayed by my side,even when I majorly neglected them,
1599 01:37:29 the ones who,for some reason, never gave up on me.
1600 01:37:32 It doesn't matter who hasthe most friends or likes or followers.
1601 01:37:36 If you just have one or two great friends
1602 01:37:39 who will support youeven when you're being a butt slut,
1603 01:37:41 then you've got it all.
1604 01:37:44 And that is something worth fighting for,
1605 01:37:46 so fuck what other people think.
1606 01:37:48 Yeah, like, fuck being popular.Fuck being cool.
1607 01:37:52 Fuck it in the ass.
1608 01:37:53 Stephie, language.
1609 01:37:55 I never planned on takingtwo decades to graduate, obvi,
1610 01:37:59 but the class of 2022showed me something that
1611 01:38:02 I could never have learnedwhen I was in high school the first time.
1612 01:38:05 We have a school archive!
1613 01:38:07 And that is every single one of usis so unique, and that's awesome.
1614 01:38:12 Why fit in when you can stand out?
1615 01:38:15 And so, okay, now I'm gonna do something
1616 01:38:19 that I wish I hadthe confidence to do 20 years ago,
1617 01:38:23 and that is being my real self.
1618 01:38:25 And yeah, I'm still afraid thatif I show everyone my real self,
1619 01:38:29 the wrong people will make fun of me.
1620 01:38:31 But it's the only wayfor the right people to see me.
1621 01:38:36 And they're the onesI care about the most.
1622 01:38:40 They're the ones I want,more than anything, to forgive me.
1623 01:38:56 Dad, stop. Stop it.
1624 01:38:59 That's it.
1625 01:39:01 Dad, just stop it! Press stop.
1626 01:39:03 -Sorry.
1627 01:39:05 That was beautiful.
1628 01:39:09 Tiff.
1629 01:39:10 My daughterwon't, um, unblock me unless鈥?
1630 01:39:16 I came to apologize to you.
1631 01:39:19 -Seriously?-So鈥?
1632 01:39:21 Um鈥?1672
1633 01:39:27 and for treating youlike human garbage all these years.
1634 01:39:31 Tiff, I'm not the one you should be聽tryingto make things right with.
1635 01:39:34 You and Blaine have an awesome daughter
1636 01:39:37 who's so smart and way coolerthan what you and I ever were.
1637 01:39:43 Stop competing with her.
1638 01:39:45 There's enough room for both of you.
1639 01:39:48 There's enough room for all of us.
1640 01:39:50 We don't need to fight with each other.
1641 01:39:53 You're right.
1642 01:39:55 I am really sorry, Stephanie,
1643 01:39:59 for鈥?1684
1644 01:40:06 Yeah.
1645 01:40:09 Apology accepted.
1646 01:40:13 -Okay.-Tiff, wait, um鈥?
1647 01:40:15 I never let a guest leavewithout a gift.
1648 01:40:19 -Hang on.-That is鈥?
1649 01:40:21 -Just wait鈥?wait one second.-鈥o cute.
1650 01:40:27 That's for you.
1651 01:40:32 -Thank you so much. Thank you.-Thanks for coming over.
1652 01:40:34 Lance Harrison.
1653 01:40:39 Oh my God.
1654 01:40:46 -I just wanna say thanks to my grandma---No, no, no, no.
1655 01:40:49 Just so everybody knows,nobody else do that. Okay.
1656 01:40:53 Britney Jean Balbo.
1657 01:40:59 -Yes, Bri!-Go, baby!
1658 01:41:01 Go, Bri!
1659 01:41:09 Stephanie Marie Conway.
1660 01:41:13 That's my daughter!
1661 01:41:23 Um, oh鈥?1703
1662 01:41:28 Where did you get this from?
1663 01:41:30 I sold the Cabriolet.Time to grow up.
1664 01:41:33 Aw.
1665 01:41:35 I am so proud of you.
1666 01:41:37 Aw, thanks, Marth.
1667 01:41:39 I'm so lucky to have you as a friend.
1668 01:41:48 Congrats, Steph.
1669 01:41:50 Thanks.
1670 01:41:50 Now, to end our ceremony,I'd like to invite
1671 01:41:53 our 2022 class valedictorian, Janet Singh.
1672 01:42:00 -After you.-Thank you!
1673 01:42:05 Go, Janet!
1674 01:42:08 Okay, listen up.
1675 01:42:10 It is hot as hell,and this ceremony is way too long.
1676 01:42:14 So I'm just gonna say one thing.
1677 01:42:16 Who you are in high schooldoesn't define you.
1678 01:42:20 And I would also liketo officially announce
1679 01:42:23 my campaign for US president.
1680 01:42:25 Vote for me in 2040.
1681 01:42:28 Yay!
1682 01:42:32 And lastly,I have one question for all of you.
1683 01:42:37 -Are you ready鈥?1726
1684 01:42:41 -鈥ulldogettes?
1685 01:42:50 No way. Stephanie's Dance Grooves?
1686 01:43:24 -Ready?-Okay!
1687 01:43:33 -Strong arms!
1688 01:43:43 Okay, I have to go.
1689 01:43:46 -Kelly Clarkson!
1690 01:45:01 Oh my God! Oh my God!
1691 01:45:08 Well, then, we should go out?
1692 01:45:12 -No duh.
1693 01:46:33 Who doesn't want a Hummeron their big night?
1694 01:46:36 Not me.
1695 01:46:41 -I love belly button play.
1696 01:46:44 I really wanna get spit-roastedby two leather daddies.
1697 01:46:47 Never before. I'm sex鈥?sex nothing.
1698 01:46:50 -Stop.-Okay, all righty.
1699 01:47:00 -A-mark.
1700 01:47:01 B-mark.
1701 01:47:08 I'm making a love heart sign.
1702 01:47:11 What am I doing?I'm just making a love heart.
1703 01:47:13 Welcome to Book Cornerwith Sam Richardson.
1704 01:47:17 -Oh.
1705 01:47:18 Oppa Gangnam Style.
1706 01:47:19 -Oppa. Oppa.-Oppa Gangnam Style.
1707 01:47:22 Yeah, very fast.
1708 01:48:16 I really do want to go to college.So what do I need to do?
1709 01:48:21 I鈥?I would do anything.I mean, not鈥?
1710 01:48:24 Oh.
1711 01:48:25 Sorry, I just鈥?Yeah, I鈥?I meant鈥?anything.
1712 01:48:31 No, I didn't鈥?Sorry.I didn't mean that. I meant鈥?
1713 01:48:33 Oh my God. I meant I will do anything鈥?1757
1714 01:48:40 Oh, good, good. Don't ever resort to thatunless you have to.
1715 01:48:44 And if that's what you wanna dowith your life, then do it,
1716 01:48:47 but don't do it with me.I'm terrible in bed.