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1 00:02:22 [song ends]
2 00:02:43 Hey, Theo. Oh, it's so dark in here.
3 00:02:48 -You doin' some magic?-No.
4 00:02:51 Yeah, I haven't seen youdo any tricks in a while.
5 00:02:54 Well, guess I'll forget aboutwhat came in the mail for you.
6 00:02:57 What came in the mail for me?
7 00:02:58 You've been invited to attend this place--the Institute of Magic.
8 00:03:02 It's up in the mountains.It's a five-week intensive study where--
9 00:03:05 I know what the Institute of Magic is.
10 00:03:08 Dad and I used to talk about itall the time.
11 00:03:17 [mom] Hmm.
12 00:03:20 There's a voice inside of you,and it's the voice that says,
13 00:03:23 "I want to be a magician."
14 00:03:27 Hello, Theo.
15 00:03:28 How did he know my name?
16 00:03:29 How did I know your name?It was on your application.
17 00:03:33 Theo, I'm national treasure Roy Preston,and I hear voices too.
18 00:03:38 Shribbity-three-ish years ago,I founded the Institute of Magic,
19 00:03:42 a conservatoryfor promising young magicians.
20 00:03:45 Here, world-famous magicianswill teach you the seven types of magic.
21 00:03:50 Sleight of hand.
22 00:03:55 Prediction.
23 00:04:00 Restoration.
24 00:04:01 Vanish... and appearance.
25 00:04:05 Solid... through solid.
26 00:04:09 Escape.
27 00:04:12 Levitation.
28 00:04:13 And you will get to perform
29 00:04:15 in the world-famousRoy Preston Prememorial Theater.
30 00:04:19 And you'll build lasting relationshipswith other young magicians.
31 00:04:23 Even the weird ones.Because here, we're all the weird ones.
32 00:04:27 -[coughs]-[bird chirps]
33 00:04:29 -Wow. Cool bird, Randall.-[chuckles]
34 00:04:31 But don't take my word for it.Come see for yourself this summer.
35 00:04:34 [cheering]
36 00:04:39 Magic camp sounds pretty cool, huh?
37 00:04:41 It's not "magic camp."It's the Institute of Magic.
38 00:04:44 It's totally famous.
39 00:04:46 But I don't know.
40 00:04:50 I should stay home this summer.
41 00:04:52 You need me to mow the lawnand to entertain Cameron.
42 00:04:57 I'm fine.And you're not that entertaining.
43 00:05:01 I thought you might be interested in this,but if you're not, that's okay.
44 00:05:06 Wait.
45 00:05:08 Dad always said he wanted me to go there.
46 00:05:11 He must have applied for mebefore... you know.
47 00:05:16 If Dad took the time to apply for me,I should probably--
48 00:05:20 You could spend the summermowing the lawn,
49 00:05:23 or you can study magicwith the world's greatest magicians.
50 00:05:33 -[man] Do you have the tickets?-[woman chuckles] Honey.
51 00:05:36 -[man] No, I don't have the tickets.-You have the tickets!
52 00:05:38 [argument continues indistinctly]
53 00:05:40 "This generation's greatest magician."Yeah, right.
54 00:05:43 We're seeing Penn and Teller at the Rio.
55 00:05:46 Great.
56 00:05:47 Last night we saw Kris Darkwood.Minds blown. [imitates explosion]
57 00:05:51 And then Darkwood made the David statueat Caesars totally disappear.
58 00:05:54 My head is still exploding.
59 00:05:56 [reporter] Kristina Darkwoodhas the most mind-blowing show in Vegas.
60 00:06:01 It's not mind-blowing.Your head will not explode, I promise you.
61 00:06:07 Ah! Geez. What do you got in this thing?
62 00:06:11 Soup!
63 00:06:12 I'm so sorry.I swear I had a 20-dollar bill in here.
64 00:06:17 Where did it go? Maybe it's in here.I'll look for it.
65 00:06:22 Oh, my. No, it's not here.
66 00:06:25 Ah! Here it is.
67 00:06:27 -Found it.-Oh! Thank heavens. [chuckles]
68 00:06:31 Can I have $12 back?
69 00:06:39 Last time I try to be a nice guy.
70 00:06:41 -"Nice" may be an overstatement.-[screams]
71 00:06:44 Roy. Hey. What are you doing here?
72 00:06:48 Vegas, baby.
73 00:06:50 Also, can you take meto 123 Hope Street, please?
74 00:06:56 So, Andy, how's business?
75 00:06:58 Oh, living the dream.
76 00:07:00 I just learned this awesome new trickcalled "Uber cuts my paychecks in half."
77 00:07:03 Mm.
78 00:07:04 Well, you are in luck because I havea counselor opening this summer.
79 00:07:09 David Blaine dropped out,and you were the first name I thought of.
80 00:07:12 -Really?-Yeah.
81 00:07:13 David Blaine drops out,and I'm the second name on the list.
82 00:07:16 I never said you werethe second name on the list.
83 00:07:18 I said you were the first personI thought of.
84 00:07:20 You were...
85 00:07:22 [exhales] You werepretty far down there on the list.
86 00:07:24 Well, I appreciate your blunt honesty,but I don't do magic anymore.
87 00:07:28 I haven't for a long time.Ever since Darkwood...
88 00:07:30 Oh, yes.I'm so sorry and I-I don't blame you.
89 00:07:35 -Really?-No.
90 00:07:36 You cannot love magicwith your whole heart
91 00:07:39 until your heart is whole again.
92 00:07:42 And there it is-- the magic-relatedclich茅s which sound profound
93 00:07:46 but are actually meaningless.
94 00:07:47 You know, I'm gonna miss those,but I'm still not coming back.
95 00:07:51 Kris is coming back this summer.
96 00:07:54 -Darkwood?-Kris Darkwood, yeah.
97 00:07:57 So she would have her own cabinand I would have my own cabin?
98 00:08:00 Both of you will be working very closelywith the, uh, young magicians.
99 00:08:04 And the Top Hat? You still do that, right?It's cabin versus cabin, winner takes all?
100 00:08:08 Yes, I mean, you knowhow the Top Hat competition works.
101 00:08:15 [Andy] Ooh, World Of Weiners. Nice.Hope you got a reservation.
102 00:08:19 [door opens, closes]
103 00:08:21 Anyway, think about it.
104 00:08:23 Because I knowyou can still make 'em go...
105 00:08:30 "Wow."
106 00:08:36 Oh, that guy is good.
107 00:08:38 Forgot my phone. Can you hand me my phone?
108 00:08:40 Ooh. That would have beena really cool exit.
109 00:08:43 You know how many hot dogs I had to buyso they would let me do that to the sign?
110 00:08:47 A hundred. And I'm not proud to sayI ate 14 of them.
111 00:09:00 -Here it is.-[man] Have fun, Paul.
112 00:09:05 -Have fun.-[woman] Bye-bye girls. Bye!
113 00:09:08 [man] Bye!
114 00:09:10 These are all world-famous magicians?
115 00:09:13 -They look like a bunch of ner---New friends to make.
116 00:09:16 [man 2] Tell me one more time.
117 00:09:18 Poison ivy has three almond-shapedleaflets, light green to red in color,
118 00:09:21 often found near a water source.
119 00:09:23 Often but not always, Nathan.Come on, get your head in the game!
120 00:09:26 Mother, Father,I've got my EpiPen, my Phenergan,
121 00:09:29 my bracelet that says "peanut allergy"in ten languages.
122 00:09:31 Plus I have my uropathy filterin case I get stranded somewhere
123 00:09:34 and have to drink my own pee.
124 00:09:36 We've done all we can.
125 00:09:38 Remember, don't be afraid of anything.
126 00:09:40 [both] Be afraid of everything.
127 00:09:44 Uh, where are the bunnies?And what time is the first cuddle?
128 00:09:48 I love bunnies too.
129 00:09:50 They're delicious.
130 00:09:53 -[laughs]-[man 3] Come on, son.
131 00:09:57 Dad, do I reallyhave to wear this bow tie?
132 00:09:59 It's like wearing a "kick me" signon my neck.
133 00:10:02 Without that bow tie,you are just another magician.
134 00:10:05 But you're Kornelius Kessler's son--magic royalty.
135 00:10:09 Now remember,nothing but the Golden Wand will do.
136 00:10:12 If you need me,I'll be in Branson, Missouri.
137 00:10:15 Your father instructed meto tell you to have a good time.
138 00:10:18 He also asked that I give you this.
139 00:10:22 And your mother askedthat I give you this.
140 00:10:24 One, two.
141 00:10:27 And, Janelle, as always, I must request,
142 00:10:28 since I would be the onewho would have to come find you,
143 00:10:31 please don't run awaylike you have at so many other camps.
144 00:10:34 Maybe you could even try to participate.
145 00:10:36 I make no promises, Hamilton.
146 00:10:38 Maybe we can tryand make that attitude disappear.
147 00:10:41 [loud engine revving]
148 00:10:47 Andy Duckerman is back, baby!
149 00:10:50 [clamoring]
150 00:10:56 -Hey, where you going? I'm right here.-[boy] It's Darkwood!
151 00:10:59 [Kristina] Hi! How are you? Hi. Thank you.
152 00:11:01 Hi. Hi. Do you guys like magic?
153 00:11:05 [children cheering] Yeah!
154 00:11:06 Huh.
155 00:11:20 [boy] I still have to sign in.
156 00:11:21 I don't know if I belong here.I just play with cards in my room.
157 00:11:25 I know you're scared,
158 00:11:28 but remember why you camein the first place.
159 00:11:31 Honey, I miss him too.
160 00:11:34 But let me ask you one thing.
161 00:11:37 Do you love magic?
162 00:11:42 [seat belt clicks]
163 00:11:43 Can we get outta herebefore I get any geek on me?
164 00:11:45 [mom sighs]
165 00:11:46 -Don't worry about your room.-[doors close]
166 00:11:47 I'll never have more than ten friendsin there at one time.
167 00:11:50 [Preston]Legend holds that many years ago,
168 00:11:52 Roy Preston, the world's foremost--no, check that, five-most
169 00:11:56 tap dancing magician disappearedin this very building
170 00:11:59 and that if you scream very loud,he might reappear.
171 00:12:04 [screaming]
172 00:12:12 Welcome to Roy Preston'sPrememorial Theater.
173 00:12:18 Can you clap twice for me?
174 00:12:20 -Can you stomp your feet?-[stomping]
175 00:12:22 Now break it down. Yeah.
176 00:12:26 How does everyone else know this?
177 00:12:28 -[cheering]-Bravo. Bravo. Very good.
178 00:12:32 Welcome to the last summer sessionof the institute.
179 00:12:35 This summer you're gonna do your best,
180 00:12:37 then you're gonna do betterthan your best.
181 00:12:40 And the cabin that does betterthan the best of the best of the best
182 00:12:44 at our final performance
183 00:12:46 will win the coveted Top Hat award.
184 00:12:50 [crowd laughs, cheers]
185 00:12:55 And for the young magician who is deemedto be the most exceptional--
186 00:13:01 -[dramatic music]-[crowd] Whoa.
187 00:13:04 ...the Golden Wand.
188 00:13:06 -[Theo] Whoa.-Whoo.
189 00:13:08 I've won three.
190 00:13:09 Now guiding you on this journeyof self-discovery and magical mastery
191 00:13:14 are some of the finest magiciansworking today.
192 00:13:17 Leading the Spades cabin, Xerxes!
193 00:13:24 Welcome to a summer of snow.
194 00:13:33 [crowd] Whoa.
195 00:13:36 And now, leader of the Clubs,Lena Lambert!
196 00:13:41 [cheering]
197 00:13:44 Who dares drink from the goblet of magic?
198 00:13:48 Spooky.
199 00:13:57 [audience] Whoa.
200 00:14:03 Whoa!
201 00:14:12 [cheering]
202 00:14:14 [both] Whoa.
203 00:14:16 Our next magician needs no introduction
204 00:14:19 except she's the leader of the Diamonds,Kristina Darkwood!
205 00:14:24 Abracadabra, tiny humans.
206 00:14:27 Whoa.
207 00:14:31 It's wires, obviously. Please.
208 00:14:34 I see you. I know your hopes.
209 00:14:37 Who do you dream of being?Tell your neighbor.
210 00:14:41 Whisper it in his ear.
211 00:14:44 Was it... mm...
212 00:14:47 Nick Jonas?
213 00:14:48 [chuckling]
214 00:14:50 Um, that's wrong.
215 00:14:52 I dreamed of being Jonas Salk,not a Jonas brother.
216 00:14:56 -[girl] Who?-[Kristina] Are you sure?
217 00:14:57 Nick Jonas is super cute.You could get lost in those eyes.
218 00:15:01 [chuckling]
219 00:15:02 Um, yes, he is very handsome.But I'm sorry, I said Jonas Salk.
220 00:15:07 [Theo] Hmm?
221 00:15:08 Inventor of the polio vaccine.
222 00:15:11 Godfather of antibiotics.
223 00:15:14 My Jedi Master.
224 00:15:15 I'm sorry. This is awkward.
225 00:15:19 Maybe someone else took your dream.
226 00:15:21 [gasps] You! Sir, excuse me!
227 00:15:25 I think you may have accidentallytaken this young boy's dream.
228 00:15:29 No. I didn't take a child's dream.
229 00:15:32 Think we all know there's onlyone dream stealer in this room.
230 00:15:35 [chuckles] Check your pocket.
231 00:15:37 [audience murmurs]
232 00:15:45 [boy] No way.
233 00:15:46 Jonas Salk.
234 00:15:50 Jonas Salk.
235 00:15:54 Magic.
236 00:15:55 No, it's not magic.It's just statistics. Really.
237 00:15:59 Eighty-two percent of peoplesay "Jonas Salk."
238 00:16:01 It's so cool she's a counselor here.
239 00:16:03 For our last counselor,leader of the Hearts--
240 00:16:06 David Blaine?
241 00:16:08 -[Theo] David Blaine? No way, really?-[Preston] Hey, hey.
242 00:16:13 -It's, uh... not David Blaine.-Aw.
243 00:16:16 But in his placeis one of the great institute legends,
244 00:16:21 an incredible talentwhose work can be found
245 00:16:25 all over the Vegas Strip andthe convention center and local airports,
246 00:16:29 Mr. Andy Duckerman.
247 00:16:34 Hey. Uh, what's up? I'm Andy.
248 00:16:38 Would you like to come up on the stage?Would you like to do some tricks?
249 00:16:41 -I didn't even bring any tricks... to do.-[rings clang]
250 00:16:46 You know what?
251 00:16:47 I'm not gonna do a trick,because it's your stage, guys.
252 00:16:52 It's not mine.
253 00:16:54 And I don't steal children's dreams,'cause I don't have to.
254 00:16:58 I've won the Golden Wand three times.Boom!
255 00:17:05 [half-hearted applause]
256 00:17:09 [grunting] Mm.
257 00:17:11 You know what?I'm gonna grab these real quick.
258 00:17:13 Carry on. Great stuff.
259 00:17:15 -Thank you, Andy.-Three times!
260 00:17:17 Okay, so it's time for youto find your way
261 00:17:19 out back to your designated cabins.
262 00:17:22 Um, how do we know where to go?
263 00:17:25 Ruth, only you hold that answer.
264 00:17:29 Yes! Diamonds are the best!
265 00:17:38 [Theo sighs]
266 00:17:39 Good news. We're in the same bunk.Wanna share my humidifier?
267 00:17:44 It was either thisor basketball camp with Steph Curry,
268 00:17:47 but Mother said I had to have funthis summer, so of course I chose this.
269 00:17:50 -Hey, noobs.-"Noobs"?
270 00:17:53 Yeah, like "newbie." Like "new to camp,"like "doesn't know the ropes."
271 00:17:58 Doesn't have the "moves."
272 00:18:01 [grunting]
273 00:18:04 The name's Vic. As in "victory."
274 00:18:06 Last year's Golden Wand winner.
275 00:18:08 Hey. Theo.
276 00:18:11 Let me see you do a trick.Time to trick the Vic.
277 00:18:14 Um, okay. Sure.
278 00:18:16 Um...
279 00:18:18 -Pick a card. Any card.-Think I've seen this one before.
280 00:18:21 I haven't even started.
281 00:18:22 I'm just messing with ya.
282 00:18:26 Keep going, you're doing great.
283 00:18:28 I just-- Um...
284 00:18:34 [breath shudders]
285 00:18:37 Okay, I'm gonna takeyour queen of spades and...
286 00:18:45 Don't worry. Just noob nerves.Let me show you how it's done.
287 00:18:49 So I have an empty cupand a bottle of water.
288 00:18:52 I'm gonna pour it in herejust so you see everything's legit.
289 00:18:56 Ooh.
290 00:19:00 Check this out.
291 00:19:03 Oh. Oh--
292 00:19:05 -Empty. Ta-da!-[children laughing]
293 00:19:08 That was cool, Vic.
294 00:19:09 Wait, but there's one more partto this trick.
295 00:19:16 That was uncalled for.
296 00:19:17 [laughs] Go run away with Jonas Salk.
297 00:19:21 Good luck creating a dweeb vaccine!
298 00:19:23 Magic camp. Even the bullies are nerds.
299 00:19:27 [Vic] Ah, it's good to be the king.
300 00:19:30 [Andy grunts]
301 00:19:31 -[girl] You're the best ever!-[Kristina] Thank you so much.
302 00:19:36 -[man] Here you go.-[boy] Thank you.
303 00:19:37 I know you see me. I'm right here.
304 00:19:41 Oh, Kristina. I didn't see you there.
305 00:19:44 -Hi, Andy. It's been too long.-[girl] I love you, Kristina!
306 00:19:47 I was actually gonna sayit hasn't been long enough.
307 00:19:49 -[girl] Thank you!-[Kristina] Oh. Well...
308 00:19:51 I was actually surprised to see you here.I thought you'd given up magic.
309 00:19:54 [boy] I love you.
310 00:19:56 Honestly I'm just doing Preston a favor.Filling in for David Blaine.
311 00:19:59 [boy] Kristina, you're the greatest.
312 00:20:00 Oh. That's funny, 'cause Preston asked meto step in for David this summer.
313 00:20:03 Do you think maybehe's just stroking your ego a little bit?
314 00:20:07 I'm glad you're here.It's good to give back.
315 00:20:09 Mentor kids, train the next generation--
316 00:20:11 To stab you in the backwhen you least expect it.
317 00:20:13 I really hoped that we were,you know, past all this.
318 00:20:17 Oh, I am. I'm cool.I'm doing-- I'm doing great, honestly.
319 00:20:21 Doing private shows around the worldfor super-important people.
320 00:20:24 It's why you haven't seen me around,why you haven't heard of my shows.
321 00:20:27 But I assure you, it pays quite well.
322 00:20:30 Mm. And that's why you're usinggarbage bags as luggage.
323 00:20:34 -It's a eco-friendly thing.-It's actually not.
324 00:20:36 Whatever. All I know isthat my bunk is gonna beat you
325 00:20:40 just like I did every summerwhen we were kids.
326 00:20:42 -Fine. You're on.-Fine. You're on.
327 00:20:44 No, you're-- What am I doing?
328 00:20:47 We're here for the kids.This is ridiculous.
329 00:20:50 You know what's ridiculous?How bad you're gonna lose.
330 00:20:53 ["The Magic Clap" by The Coup playing]
331 00:21:00 Nice.
332 00:21:02 -Yes.-[Kristina] Hi, guys!
333 00:21:04 Welcome, Diamonds! Come on in.
334 00:21:07 I'm the Vic,last year's Golden Wand winner.
335 00:21:12 [song ends]
336 00:21:13 [Judd] Nice.
337 00:21:14 Ugh. It's like a cabinfrom a horror movie.
338 00:21:17 -[Nathan] Ew. Gross.-It's like one giant splinter.
339 00:21:19 Aw, man. I forgot my tetanus booster.
340 00:21:22 Hey, where's the kid that got all wet?
341 00:21:27 It's okay, Theo. Here's a dry shirt.
342 00:21:30 Uh, thanks.
343 00:21:32 I can't believe Kristina Darkwoodis a counselor this summer.
344 00:21:35 I heard when she was our ageshe was a total dork,
345 00:21:38 but then she got really good at magicand became super famous.
346 00:21:40 Yeah, I think we're all crossingour fingers for that narrative.
347 00:21:43 You guys talking about Dorkwood?
348 00:21:45 Yeah, that's what we used to call herwhen she was a camper here.
349 00:21:49 Kristina Dorkwood.
350 00:21:51 She never won the Golden Wand three yearsin a row, but you know who did?
351 00:21:53 -David Blaine?-No.
352 00:21:55 Actually, yes, he did. But so did I.
353 00:21:58 I won, and Kristina lost every time to me.
354 00:22:02 So, you should consider yourselves luckythat you ended up with me and not her.
355 00:22:06 Do you still perform?
356 00:22:07 Yep. In private shows all over the world.
357 00:22:09 I've never heard of your solo career,
358 00:22:11 and I have an encyclopedic knowledgeof magicians both past and present.
359 00:22:15 And I googled you. Your name onlycomes up connected to Kristina Darkwood--
360 00:22:18 Oh, really? Let me see that.
361 00:22:21 [all] Whoa.
362 00:22:23 Cool. How does it reappear?
363 00:22:25 It doesn't.Not until the last day of summer.
364 00:22:28 Camp rules.[imitating children] "Oh, no phones. Ah."
365 00:22:31 [normal] And we're not here to talk aboutmy amazing and super-secret career.
366 00:22:35 We're here to win the Top Hatand the Golden Wand.
367 00:22:39 So let me meet the young talentPreston has gifted me with.
368 00:22:44 You. What is your name?What is your specialty?
369 00:22:47 My name is Ruth Brusselbach,and my specialty is bunnies.
370 00:22:51 I don't know what that means.
371 00:22:53 Technically, I've never worked with one,
372 00:22:55 but ever since I saw a magicianpull a rabbit out of a hat,
373 00:22:58 I knew it was my destiny.
374 00:23:00 -So when does that happen?-First thing tomorrow.
375 00:23:02 -Yes.-What about you? What's your deal?
376 00:23:04 Oh, I'm Judd Kessler.
377 00:23:07 Any relation to Kornelius Kessler?
378 00:23:09 -My dad.-[children chuckling]
379 00:23:11 That's why you're wearing the bow tie!It's just like your dad's.
380 00:23:13 Yeah,it's not my first choice of accessory.
381 00:23:16 This guy's dad? Living legend.
382 00:23:19 That must make you a magic thoroughbred.
383 00:23:21 I'm not sure that's how magic works.
384 00:23:23 It's more of a recessive genelike eye color or blood type.
385 00:23:25 Don't be shy. Show me somethin'.
386 00:23:27 Uh, look, I'm just trying to tell youthat I don't know how to do mag--
387 00:23:30 I don't have to worry about you.You can show me in the morning.
388 00:23:32 [Judd] 'Kay.
389 00:23:35 Zyrtec, you got a trick you wanna show me?
390 00:23:39 That's actually my Zyrtec shirt. Big fan.
391 00:23:42 Um, I'm Theo.
392 00:23:45 And, um, not really.
393 00:23:47 It doesn't need to be a new trick.Just anything you learned last summer.
394 00:23:50 This is actually my first year here.
395 00:23:53 -[all] Yep. Me too.-Me too.
396 00:23:55 You're all newbies?
397 00:23:56 [all] Yeah.
398 00:23:59 Oh, Preston.
399 00:24:07 [Ruth] Tina, Zozo, Alex.
400 00:24:10 Wow. Really committed to this bunny thing.
401 00:24:14 Bunny love is not a "thing."It's a way of life.
402 00:24:17 Like being a samurai...only with more bunnies.
403 00:24:22 Okay.
404 00:24:28 Hey, I forgot to ask.What's your specialty?
405 00:24:31 I'm not sure. Cards, I guess.
406 00:24:33 What did you put on your application?
407 00:24:35 I don't know. My dad filled it out.
408 00:24:38 Gotcha. And thanks againfor letting me take the bottom bunk.
409 00:24:41 As I mentioned before, I'm a bitof a night pee-er. And sleepwalker.
410 00:24:47 Unfortunately, not always in that order.
411 00:24:49 And sometimes, for no reason, I wake upin the middle of the night screaming.
412 00:24:53 Welp, see you at 4:00 a.m.
413 00:24:55 Okay, guys. Lights out. Big day tomorrow.
414 00:24:58 You get to prove to methat I'm not wasting my time here.
415 00:25:01 Alaka-zip-it.
416 00:25:03 [all gasp] Cool!
417 00:25:07 I don't think he likes us very much.
418 00:25:09 He uses trash bags as luggage.He clearly doesn't even like himself.
419 00:25:13 Guys? I can hear you. I'm right here.
420 00:25:22 [man, echoing] Pick a card. Memorize it.
421 00:25:25 Put it back.
422 00:25:28 [normal] Okay. Now, you put your cardin the middle, right?
423 00:25:33 Yeah.
424 00:25:34 Then how come it reappeared at the top?
425 00:25:38 Whoa. How did you do that?
426 00:25:40 A magician never reveals his secrets.
427 00:25:43 But if I give these cards to you,then I can teach you.
428 00:25:50 [Preston] Good morning, campers.
429 00:25:52 Thirty-four daysuntil the Top Hat competition.
430 00:25:55 Time to focus on some hocus-pocus.
431 00:25:57 Lunch will be spaghetti in red sauce.
432 00:26:00 Escape is a fundamental elementin every true magician's arsenal.
433 00:26:04 So we're gonna be doingthe most basic of escapes.
434 00:26:09 Hands tied in front. Very easy.
435 00:26:12 [gasps]Look, I just did it. Okay, let's try it.
436 00:26:15 Okay, rub your handson the back of the knot. On the back.
437 00:26:18 Do not bite it. Do not bite it.
438 00:26:21 That is not the back.That is not right at all.
439 00:26:24 -Back of the ha---Somebody help me! [grunting]
440 00:26:26 What? Wow, how did you do--
441 00:26:29 That is very wrong,but I'm impressed by that.
442 00:26:30 Can't feel my thigh.
443 00:26:32 Okay, let's try something simpler.
444 00:26:35 Close-up magic.
445 00:26:36 This is called a false transfer.
446 00:26:39 You think I put it in my left hand.
447 00:26:42 [gasps] It's in my right.
448 00:26:44 Okay? Let's try it.
449 00:26:46 Bad. Very bad.
450 00:26:48 Bad.
451 00:26:49 -[gasping]-Nate, that's pretty good.
452 00:26:52 It's stuck in my throat.
453 00:26:54 [chuckles]
454 00:26:55 Wait, are you serious?Does anyone know the Heimlich?
455 00:26:58 No? Nurse!
456 00:27:02 Okay, welcome to manipulation manor.
457 00:27:08 Obviously, fluffy red ballsare too complicated,
458 00:27:11 so let's work onsome basic animal handling.
459 00:27:14 Not even magic-related, just simplepetting-zoo-level interactions.
460 00:27:18 Ha! That skunk's name is Fred.
461 00:27:22 That's crazy funny.
462 00:27:23 Huh. Does one personcare for all 56 animals here?
463 00:27:27 -Is that how many animals there are?-Yeah.
464 00:27:29 -[Ruth] Yes.-[Theo] How'd you know that?
465 00:27:31 -[Nathan] It's obvious.-Guys!
466 00:27:32 Who cares how many animals there are?
467 00:27:34 Why are these adorable bunnies nextto those horrifying birds and snakes?
468 00:27:40 And more importantly,
469 00:27:42 why aren't the bunniesin my hands right now?
470 00:27:44 Yes, Ruth. All right.
471 00:27:46 All you've talked aboutsince you got here are bunnies,
472 00:27:48 so for your firstimpossible-to-mess-up exercise,
473 00:27:52 I want you to simply...[gasps] hold the bunny.
474 00:28:04 [whining]
475 00:28:09 Why are you crying?
476 00:28:11 It's just so... cute.
477 00:28:15 It actually hurts.
478 00:28:16 I can't stand it. The cuteness hurts.
479 00:28:19 Put it back. Put it back!Don't you dare put it back.
480 00:28:24 [Preston] Good morning, campers.
481 00:28:25 Twenty-eight daysuntil the Top Hat competition.
482 00:28:28 Keep at your training.
483 00:28:29 And today's lunch is a special treat--
484 00:28:31 leftover hot dogs,courtesy of World Of Weiners, Las Vegas.
485 00:28:36 [Xerxes] Great job, guys. Amazing.
486 00:28:38 Why doesn't Andy teach us like that?
487 00:28:40 And why does everyone elseget their own cabin T-shirts?
488 00:28:42 Man, we were this closeto having David Blaine.
489 00:28:45 Guys, again, right here.
490 00:28:47 [girl] Great.Your first magic trick of the whole camp.
491 00:28:50 -[tins clinking]-[Kristina] Right?
492 00:28:52 You wanna snap it.
493 00:28:54 All right, I wanna see you guys.
494 00:28:57 Make sure you have follow-throughwith your wrist. Okay, that's better.
495 00:29:02 Preston, can--
496 00:29:06 Can we not do this right now?
497 00:29:08 I know you're in here, Preston.
498 00:29:11 Hiding in some trapdoor or hidden corner,
499 00:29:14 waiting for me to turn aroundso you can magically appear and say,
500 00:29:17 -"I've been right here the whole time."-...the whole time.
501 00:29:19 Exactly. You're so predictable.
502 00:29:22 -What's the problem?-The bunk that you gave me is the problem.
503 00:29:25 These kids, Preston, they're all newbies.They have zero skills.
504 00:29:28 Now, you understand that this is a campfor children who wanna learn magic,
505 00:29:32 and you're here to teach them.
506 00:29:33 Preston, these kids, they're hopeless.
507 00:29:35 Nathan choked on a sponge ball.
508 00:29:37 Ruth can't even touch a bunny.And she loves bunnies.
509 00:29:41 They can't even pull offthe most basic card trick.
510 00:29:43 Ah, but you see,a trick that you don't believe is a trick,
511 00:29:46 that's the best trick of all.
512 00:29:47 That's the advice you're gonna give me?
513 00:29:49 Just more generic magical proverbs
514 00:29:51 that sound meaningfulbut are total nonsense?
515 00:29:54 Andy, the only wayto create more magic in the world
516 00:29:57 is not by creating more magic.
517 00:30:00 -Yep. Just like that.-Andy, let me finish.
518 00:30:02 -No, I'm done.-It's--
519 00:30:03 I'm sorry, Preston, but I'm done.I'm outta here. Okay?
520 00:30:10 [Andy] Stupid.
521 00:30:12 I was doing perfectly fine.
522 00:30:14 Well, not great. I was doing good.Was doing good-ish. Sort of.
523 00:30:33 I could be mistaken,
524 00:30:35 but I think I saw a 12-year-old executea perfect faro shuffle with one hand.
525 00:30:40 I was just fooling around.
526 00:30:41 A faro shuffle is one of the singlemost difficult card skills with two hands,
527 00:30:45 and you just did it with one, I think.
528 00:30:48 -Do it again.-Uh, I don't want to.
529 00:30:50 -Why not? You just did it.-I get scared.
530 00:30:55 -Scared of what?-I don't know. People looking at me.
531 00:30:59 Anyway, it's stupid. Just...
532 00:31:01 You know what that is?
533 00:31:03 That is stage fright.
534 00:31:05 Gets in your head. And that isa freaky place for a magician to be.
535 00:31:09 -It's happened to you before?-No. Don't be ridiculous.
536 00:31:12 Although, I am an acclaimed professional.
537 00:31:15 You, on the other hand, are a rank amateurwho can somehow do a perfect faro shuffle.
538 00:31:19 So let me see it.
539 00:31:22 -Like I said---Pretend I'm not here. Don't look at me.
540 00:31:24 Keep shuffling.Keep the cards moving. Okay?
541 00:31:27 So where you from?
542 00:31:30 Lancaster, California.
543 00:31:32 That sounds...
544 00:31:34 That sounds boring, actually.I'm not gonna lie to you.
545 00:31:37 It's okay. Maybe a little boring.
546 00:31:40 We live near Edwards Air Force Base.Lot of military families.
547 00:31:44 Is your dad in the service?
548 00:31:45 He was.
549 00:31:48 Um, these were his cards.
550 00:31:52 Hey! Do you have any brothers or sisters?
551 00:31:56 I have a little brother named Cameron.He's the worst.
552 00:31:59 -Super annoying?-Oh, yeah, totally.
553 00:32:02 Dude, you're great. Show me your routine.
554 00:32:06 Okay. Um, just take a card.
555 00:32:10 All right. Mm-hmm.
556 00:32:12 Now put it on top for me.
557 00:32:15 [Andy] Okay.
558 00:32:17 And, um...
559 00:32:21 Hey, relax.
560 00:32:24 It's just you and me.
561 00:32:26 [dad] Okay, try again.
562 00:32:30 Relax.
563 00:32:32 It's just you and me.
564 00:32:38 [exhales]
565 00:32:39 Okay, three of diamonds.
566 00:32:43 -'Kay? Just gonna put that in there.-Mm-hmm.
567 00:32:45 -Now can you just tuck it in for me?-Sure.
568 00:32:51 Is this your card?
569 00:32:53 Oh, my God, Theo!
570 00:32:56 You are amazing.
571 00:32:58 Nah, I just know some tricks.
572 00:33:00 No, you are a magician.
573 00:33:02 -Thanks.-Oh, I can work with this.
574 00:33:05 Too bad your bunkmates are so useless.
575 00:33:07 Nathan is a genius with numbers,and Judd knows a lot about--
576 00:33:12 We need to have a little talk withyour bunk right now. Let's go. Come on.
577 00:33:15 Guys, hey.
578 00:33:16 What if I told you we haveat least some semblance of a shot
579 00:33:20 to win the Top Hat competition?
580 00:33:21 I'd say my blood sugar is really low.
581 00:33:24 No, I'm serious.Theo is apparently a secret Cardini,
582 00:33:28 and he tells me that you guysdon't suck half as bad as I thought.
583 00:33:32 Which I find hard to believe,but let's not make a liar out of him.
584 00:33:35 Are you messing with usas a punishment for being awful at magic?
585 00:33:38 I'm serious.As a three-time Golden Wand winner and--
586 00:33:41 Wait. You won the Golden Wand?
587 00:33:44 We've heard. Now can we eat?
588 00:33:45 -In a second. I'm addressing you.-Can you address us while we eat?
589 00:33:49 No, no. I had envisionedthis whole rousing speech thing first.
590 00:33:53 You don't get to do the whole rousingspeech thing until you teach us stuff.
591 00:33:56 Okay, fair point. But hear me out.
592 00:33:58 If we can find the areaswhere you don't totally stink,
593 00:34:01 I can train youto be sort of decent magicians.
594 00:34:05 And with Theo's skills, we mightactually be able to beat Darkwood.
595 00:34:10 I mean, win the Top Hat competition!
596 00:34:13 Who's with me?
597 00:34:15 Okay, this is where you guys start going,"Andy! Andy!"
598 00:34:18 If we say yes, can we eat?
599 00:34:20 Mm-hmm.
600 00:34:21 -Yes!-Okay.
601 00:34:22 -[Judd] Finally.-Let's fuel up. We got work to do.
602 00:34:26 Walk towards me.
603 00:34:28 Not so stiff, okay? Walk naturally.
604 00:34:31 Hold your handsas if they're actually empty.
605 00:34:35 Now they are actually empty.Come on, guys. This is Palming 101.
606 00:34:39 [Nathan sneezes]
607 00:34:40 Nathan, don't tell me you're allergicto Tsum Tsums.
608 00:34:43 No. But I'm allergic to dirt.
609 00:34:45 Okay, guys, we are taking itto the next level with straitjackets.
610 00:34:49 You know, this is nice, actually.It's kind of like a hug.
611 00:34:52 -It is, isn't it?-Hey, Andy, could you reapply for me?
612 00:34:55 Yeah. Yeah, I got you, bud.
613 00:34:58 -Thank you.-Tell me when.
614 00:34:59 That's good.
615 00:35:00 -You good?-Yes.
616 00:35:01 -This is impossible.-No, it isn't.
617 00:35:03 Houdini once said,"My brain is the key that sets me free."
618 00:35:08 Was Houdini Irish?
619 00:35:09 No, he was Hungarian.That was a bad impression.
620 00:35:11 Okay, exhale fully, then use that slackto reach your arm all the way back.
621 00:35:17 -[grunts, chuckles]-Whoo.
622 00:35:19 All right! Now you're getting it.High five.
623 00:35:22 Of course.
624 00:35:23 -[all] Ooh.-Oh, that is my bad.
625 00:35:26 Yes!
626 00:35:27 Now do I get to work with the bunnies?
627 00:35:29 Oh, Ruth,you are nowhere near bunny-ready.
628 00:35:32 Why are you messingwith my emotions like this?
629 00:35:35 Well, before you run,you gotta learn how to crawl.
630 00:35:38 Which leads me to... the turtles.
631 00:35:42 Tiny and slow, just like you guys.Go ahead, grab one.
632 00:35:45 [Ruth]Bunny pile! I'm ready for my cuddles!
633 00:35:48 Come to me, my friends!
634 00:35:50 [Nathan] Get 'em! Quickly!
635 00:35:51 [Andy] Ruth! No!
636 00:35:53 -Drop the turtles.-Come back!
637 00:35:54 -[girl] No! They're getting out!-[Ruth] Where are you going?
638 00:35:57 In the box. Grab a bunny!Everybody, everybody, just get 'em.
639 00:35:59 -[Ruth] Where are you going?-[Andy] Get the bunnies!
640 00:36:01 Exhale to create some slack.Get your arm up over your shoulder.
641 00:36:05 [Andy] Keep 'em away from the water!
642 00:36:07 -[clamoring]-[Nathan] Over there! [shouts]
643 00:36:10 Man down!
644 00:36:11 Well, that's one cabin we don't haveto worry about for Top Hat.
645 00:36:14 [all laughing]
646 00:36:15 [Kristina] Vic, what did I tell you?Be nice.
647 00:36:19 [Andy] Stop those bunnies!
648 00:36:21 -[boy] Ew. Gross.-[Nathan] Get 'em!
649 00:36:23 -[Ruth] Over there!-Yeah, I just screamed that.
650 00:36:26 -Concentrate on your straitjackets.-[Judd] They're getting away!
651 00:36:28 -Where's Janelle?-[Vera] Pathetic. Grab the bunny.
652 00:36:31 [Ruth] Why are you running from me?
653 00:36:34 [Judd] I got one!
654 00:36:35 -[Judd] Oh, wait. No, I didn't---[Ruth] Under the bush!
655 00:36:38 [Ruth] Gotcha!
656 00:36:40 No, don't go!
657 00:36:41 I'm just looking for the bunniesthat got away.
658 00:36:44 -Do I look like a bunny?-What? No.
659 00:36:47 Well, maybe a little.I mean, like, cute like a bunny.
660 00:36:51 Well, not cute-cute.Not that you're not cute.
661 00:36:54 He wouldn't trick the Vic,so I palmed his phone into a Big Gulp.
662 00:36:59 How'd you get with the Diamonds anyway?You seem nice.
663 00:37:02 My parents probably paid extrafor me to be with Darkwood.
664 00:37:05 That's pretty cool of them.
665 00:37:07 They're not trying to be cool.
666 00:37:09 They just don't want me getting in the wayof their busy work schedule.
667 00:37:12 [Vic laughs]
668 00:37:14 -[girl] Hey, is that Janelle?-[boy] Yeah.
669 00:37:16 -[girl] She's so weird.-[Janelle] Um, I gotta bounce.
670 00:37:19 I saw you get out of that straitjacket.How did you do that?
671 00:37:22 I don't know. It's just fun.
672 00:37:25 Like a puzzle you do with your body,I guess.
673 00:37:27 [Vic cackles]
674 00:37:29 Okay, now I really gotta go.
675 00:37:31 I'm Janelle, by the way.
676 00:37:34 Theo.
677 00:37:39 [Preston on PA]Seventeen days until Top Hat.
678 00:37:41 Lunch will be casserole.
679 00:37:43 It is unclear what kind.
680 00:37:44 This is what we call the French drop.You see?
681 00:37:48 You got to protect the anglefrom the audience.
682 00:37:51 -[Nathan] Ooh, ooh.-All right, you guys try.
683 00:37:55 That was surprisingly not terrible, Ruth.
684 00:37:58 Thanks, Andy.
685 00:38:05 Attaboy, Andy.
686 00:38:06 Seems like you guys have been listeningto my amazing teaching after all.
687 00:38:11 Magic isn't exactly a cardio workout.
688 00:38:13 Your parents are insisting we try to getyou some physical activity this summer,
689 00:38:17 so... look alive.
690 00:38:19 [all gasp]
691 00:38:24 Okay, workout over! Back to magic!
692 00:38:26 Vanish... and appearance!
693 00:38:31 Wow. Good job.
694 00:38:34 Okay, I think it's timewe take things to the next level.
695 00:38:38 -[bird coos]-[Theo] Whoa!
696 00:38:39 What?I said I wanted to work with bunnies,
697 00:38:43 not those terrifying,flying poop-machines.
698 00:38:46 Well, Ruth,you liberated all of the bunnies,
699 00:38:48 so this is what we have to work with.
700 00:38:51 Raise out your finger.
701 00:38:54 Doves are like flying bunnies.
702 00:38:56 They're an extensionof a magician's emotions.
703 00:38:59 If you're confident, it's confident.If you're nervous--
704 00:39:02 -[Ruth screams]-[Nathan] Whoa!
705 00:39:05 Then that happens.
706 00:39:06 -[dove squirts]-[all laugh]
707 00:39:11 And apparently so does that.
708 00:39:13 Okay, Hearts.
709 00:39:14 I think you're ready to hear oneof the biggest secrets in all of magic.
710 00:39:20 -[Andy clears throat]-Behind every great magician, there is...
711 00:39:23 An even better tailor.
712 00:39:25 [all gasp]
713 00:39:27 -[Vera] Nice.-That sports coat is amazing.
714 00:39:30 Judd, am I sensingan enthusiasm for costumes?
715 00:39:38 Welcome to the fabulous worldof costume design.
716 00:39:45 Think I'm gonna spend the restof the day here, if that's cool with you.
717 00:39:48 Ruth, maybe you just needsomething bigger.
718 00:39:53 Now, Ethan, she's not food, okay?
719 00:39:55 [hawk chirps]
720 00:40:04 Whoa.
721 00:40:06 Hawks are my thing now.
722 00:40:08 [Preston] Birds love the color green.It's like-- It's like you're a tree.
723 00:40:16 All right, come with me.
724 00:40:21 [Theo] Hey, Dad. I got a new trick.
725 00:40:23 I-I can't right now, Theo.I'm late for my flight.
726 00:40:26 -Do it for your mom.-Mom's not into magic. Please?
727 00:40:30 -Yeah. Okay. Okay.-All right.
728 00:40:33 Pick a card.
729 00:40:34 There we go.
730 00:40:36 All right. Now don't let me seeit's the jack of hearts.
731 00:40:40 Okay. [laughs]
732 00:40:42 That's pretty good. How'd you know?
733 00:40:43 'Cause that's me. I'm the jack of hearts.
734 00:40:45 And... that's you.
735 00:40:50 -You're the king of hearts.-How did you do--
736 00:40:53 That's incredible.You're incredible, Theo.
737 00:40:55 Theo. Theo.
738 00:40:57 Look, everyone's acts are shaping up,but neither of us have one yet.
739 00:41:01 So I was thinking we could forma magical comedy duo
740 00:41:04 with me doing plucky banter while youwow everyone with your card magic.
741 00:41:09 I've read that fart soundsare quite the crowd-pleaser.
742 00:41:12 You sneak me even a bit of cheese,and I will blow the roof off this place.
743 00:41:16 -Nate, definitely don't fart on the crowd.-[Nathan] Okay.
744 00:41:19 Why aren't you guys working?The show's next week.
745 00:41:22 I'm still trying to figure outmy specialty.
746 00:41:24 Yeah, that is a tricky one.
747 00:41:26 Hey, Nate,how many seats are in this theater?
748 00:41:30 273. Why?
749 00:41:32 Why? Because it's freakishhow quickly you could do that.
750 00:41:34 You've got something specialthat no one else has.
751 00:41:37 A protruding tailbone is actuallymore common than you'd expect.
752 00:41:41 He's talking about the wayyou do your counting stuff.
753 00:41:43 Oh. Yeah, I just count.I count and group and multiply and--
754 00:41:48 That's magic.
755 00:41:49 Your brain is like a big,weird magic calculator.
756 00:41:53 You could be a mentalist.
757 00:41:56 Like Kris Darkwood?
758 00:41:57 Better than Kris Dorkwood.
759 00:42:00 -I need to sit down.-You are.
760 00:42:03 Oh. [chuckles]
761 00:42:04 [pop music plays]
762 00:42:05 [sewing machine whirs]
763 00:42:13 Very nice.
764 00:42:15 Looking good, guys. Whoo!
765 00:42:17 -Andy, come here.-Okay.
766 00:42:21 Whoa.
767 00:42:24 Yep.
768 00:42:26 -Good. Yes!-[Judd] That looked so good.
769 00:42:29 [Andy] Okay, Theo, show us what you got.
770 00:42:37 [music ends]
771 00:42:38 -[Theo sighs] Unbelievable.-Okay, let's take ten.
772 00:42:42 You guys,keep working on your pinky break.
773 00:42:44 Nathan, give your pinky a break.
774 00:42:46 -It was an itch, not a pick. I swear.-Okay, yeah, cool, all right.
775 00:42:50 Dude, what's going on?You're still in your head.
776 00:42:53 You know what? Follow me.There's something you need to see.
777 00:42:55 Come on.
778 00:43:01 Preston's secret library.
779 00:43:04 He took me here when I was about your age.
780 00:43:06 He said it was foronly truly exceptional magicians.
781 00:43:10 Go ahead, check it out.
782 00:43:25 [Andy hooting]
783 00:43:28 It's an owl. [chuckles]
784 00:43:33 Is that you and Darkwood?
785 00:43:36 Oh, wow.
786 00:43:38 Yep.
787 00:43:40 -Yeah, that's us.-The "Abraca-Duo"?
788 00:43:43 Hey, don't judge.It was a very catchy name at the time.
789 00:43:48 So, why do you hate each other now?
790 00:43:52 Wow. Um...
791 00:43:55 When we were campers, we were close.
792 00:43:57 鈾?I put a spell on you 鈾?
793 00:43:58 I was like the cool...
794 00:44:00 -[snaps fingers]-...older superstar of the camp
795 00:44:01 and she was kinda my prot茅g茅e.
796 00:44:05 鈾?Because you're mine 鈾?
797 00:44:08 [audience gasps]
798 00:44:09 After school, we became partners.
799 00:44:11 At first,we just did a lot of street magic.
800 00:44:13 鈾?Stop the things you do 鈾?
801 00:44:15 But word got around and pretty soonwe were booking real gigs.
802 00:44:19 Not to brag,but we were pretty amazing together.
803 00:44:22 [audience gasping, laughing]
804 00:44:26 I know it's kinda hard to believe,but we actually used to be a couple.
805 00:44:29 Oh. [chuckles] It's obvious.
806 00:44:33 I mean, you can tellshe still has feelings for you.
807 00:44:37 -I know, right?-Yeah.
808 00:44:38 -It's like, get over it, you know?-[laughs]
809 00:44:42 Anyway, we started doingbigger and bigger theaters,
810 00:44:46 trying to get our own show in Vegas.
811 00:44:48 Then she went behind my back.
812 00:44:52 Took a meeting with a big TV bookerwithout me.
813 00:44:55 When I found out,we got in this huge fight and we broke up.
814 00:44:59 She did the solo TV gigand skyrocketed to fame.
815 00:45:04 I also started to perform solo, but...
816 00:45:10 It was rough.
817 00:45:14 One night I did a showfor just one person-- Tony.
818 00:45:18 He worked on my car earlier that day.
819 00:45:20 Can you imagine just doing magicfor one person?
820 00:45:22 Uh, I can. That's why I did magic.For my dad.
821 00:45:29 I'd only perform for him.
822 00:45:31 But now, he's, um...
823 00:45:36 -He...-Hey, it's okay.
824 00:45:40 We don't have to talk about that now.
825 00:45:42 Come on, let's get out of here.
826 00:45:51 [gasps, groans]
827 00:45:54 -Going somewhere?-Let me out.
828 00:45:57 You've been pulling this all summer,sneaking away before practice.
829 00:46:01 You know you chose to come here?
830 00:46:03 Not really.I've never even done magic before.
831 00:46:06 -My parents just sent me away.-I'm sorry.
832 00:46:08 That's really not fair.
833 00:46:10 Okay, you get it. So let me out.
834 00:46:12 Could do that.
835 00:46:13 But what if you chose to look atthis whole summer as a kind of challenge?
836 00:46:17 Like that constrictor knotholding this net.
837 00:46:19 What do you mean?
838 00:46:20 Well, you're stuck here at camp,just like you're stuck in this net.
839 00:46:24 You didn't choose either situation,but they happened.
840 00:46:27 So, you have two options.
841 00:46:28 You can continue being unhappy and stuck,or you can do something about it.
842 00:46:34 Change your situation.
843 00:46:35 I've seen what you can dowith that straitjacket.
844 00:46:42 [grunting]
845 00:46:48 -Whoa!-Whoa!
846 00:46:52 Ha!
847 00:46:53 [Preston on PA] Good day, campers.
848 00:46:55 Just five daysuntil the Top Hat competition.
849 00:46:58 But remember, you are not competingwith each other, but yourselves.
850 00:47:01 And also each other.
851 00:47:02 Please report any loose bunny sightingsto the maintenance staff.
852 00:47:07 Lunch will be rabbit.
853 00:47:09 Kidding. Ham salad.
854 00:47:13 -Um, what are you guys doing?-We're waiting here for you.
855 00:47:16 I've got some great newsand some less-than-great news.
856 00:47:21 I think I knowhow to cure your stage fright.
857 00:47:23 That's amazing.What's the less-great news?
858 00:47:26 It's called the gauntlet.And it may get messy.
859 00:47:29 Just show us some cardistry.
860 00:47:30 You did it for me before.You can do it again.
861 00:47:33 I don't think I can.
862 00:47:34 Don't think, just do it.
863 00:47:36 And be prepared for anything.
864 00:47:38 Let's go. Show us.
865 00:47:39 That's it. Yeah, good job, Theo.
866 00:47:42 Ruth, Nathan, now.
867 00:47:45 -The distance between two points...-[Ruth squawking]
868 00:47:47 ...is the square root of X of 200.
869 00:47:49 [Andy] Hey, focus up, okay?
870 00:47:51 Block everything else out.It's just you and me.
871 00:47:53 [Nathan, Ruth continue, indistinct]
872 00:47:57 Yes, great job. Now, friffle into cascade.Right into it.
873 00:48:02 Judd, Vera, now!
874 00:48:07 Okay, now charlier into L cuts.
875 00:48:14 Yes!
876 00:48:16 Ah! I knew you could do it.
877 00:48:18 -[pressure gun fires]-[Vera gasps]
878 00:48:21 Seriously?
879 00:48:23 Oh... it's on.
880 00:48:26 Magic fight!
881 00:48:28 [all shouting, laughing]
882 00:48:37 We got him!
883 00:48:39 [minor explosion]
884 00:48:42 -Oh, my---Wait, where'd he go?
885 00:48:44 He's like a magic ninja.
886 00:48:46 -Ha ha!-[all gasp]
887 00:48:48 [laughs]
888 00:48:58 [laughs]
889 00:49:00 Oh, you think you got mewhere you want me.
890 00:49:02 But maybe I got youright where I want you.
891 00:49:06 -Alaka-zip-it.-[snaps fingers]
892 00:49:09 [all gasp, groan]
893 00:49:13 [laughs]
894 00:49:15 Lucky Charms?
895 00:49:16 "They're magically delicious." Get it?
896 00:49:19 We get it.
897 00:49:20 How'd you even know?
898 00:49:22 Because I am a magic ninja.
899 00:49:23 Our clothes are ruined.
900 00:49:26 I think I got us covered.
901 00:49:29 ["Stomp, Clap" by 7kingZ playing]
902 00:49:59 [song ends]
903 00:50:00 Uh-huh. Yeah, but at least think about it.
904 00:50:05 It's only a short flight away, right?Okay, bye.
905 00:50:10 Oh, hey, they finally addeda nondairy option to the ice cream bar.
906 00:50:14 Look, it's one of the broken Hearts.
907 00:50:17 Where do you think you're going?
908 00:50:18 Oh, I was just gonna getsome No Cream Ice Dream.
909 00:50:21 You really can't taste the difference.
910 00:50:23 I don't know. It looks likeyou're trying to trick the Vic.
911 00:50:26 -[chanting] Trick the Vic. Trick the Vic.-Uh, no, I'm not.
912 00:50:29 And it's a bit awkwardthat you refer to yourself as "the Vic."
913 00:50:33 Pick a card.
914 00:50:35 Um, I'd rather not.
915 00:50:37 Pick... a... card.
916 00:50:40 'Kay.
917 00:50:42 Okay, memorize it.
918 00:50:45 Now, I'm going to deal out the four acesin order from best to worst.
919 00:50:50 Diamonds, spades, clubs,
920 00:50:54 and, last but also least, hearts.
921 00:50:58 [scattered laughter]
922 00:50:59 Don't forget your card, okay?
923 00:51:01 I'll do this slow 'cause I knowyou Hearts are, uh, a bit slow.
924 00:51:08 And... boom!
925 00:51:11 Your card is gone.But, wait, where'd it go?
926 00:51:15 Is that a rhetorical question,or am I supposed to answer it?
927 00:51:17 Check the box, dummy.
928 00:51:23 [All] Whoa!
929 00:51:26 So, how'd I do it?
930 00:51:29 I don't know. I-I got nothing.
931 00:51:31 Oh. Nothing.
932 00:51:33 That's all you and the restof the Hearts are-- nothing.
933 00:51:37 [chanting] Trick the Vic. Trick the Vic.
934 00:51:39 -Trick the Vic. Trick the Vic.-Hey, Vic.
935 00:51:42 I know how you do it.
936 00:51:44 -I got you, buddy.-Okay.
937 00:51:46 If you know how I do it, then you do it.
938 00:51:49 First off, nice card forceto your duplicate.
939 00:51:52 But I can't do the trickexactly how you did it
940 00:51:56 'cause... I don't have double-stick tape.
941 00:52:00 -[Nathan] Nice.-[crowd exclaims]
942 00:52:02 Spoiler alert!
943 00:52:06 Carry on.
944 00:52:07 Now, if I was gonna do it,
945 00:52:09 I would've taken one of the aces,the ace of hearts,
946 00:52:13 and I would've turned it into your card.
947 00:52:16 [crowd exclaims]
948 00:52:18 Or I would've done a visual vanish.
949 00:52:21 Something like this.
950 00:52:26 [crowd exclaims]
951 00:52:27 -You teach him that?-I may have helped out a little bit.
952 00:52:30 Nice, Theo.
953 00:52:31 And if I was gonna use a duplicate,
954 00:52:33 I wouldn't make it appearsomewhere obvious like a card box.
955 00:52:37 I would make it appearsomewhere really impossible
956 00:52:40 like your left pants pocket.
957 00:52:42 [boy] What? No way.
958 00:52:45 [All] Whoa!
959 00:52:48 But that would've requiredsomething you don't have--
960 00:52:52 a friend.
961 00:52:53 [laughs] Sick burn.
962 00:52:55 Theo! Theo! Theo!
963 00:53:00 Hey, what are you doing? Give those back.
964 00:53:02 Chill out, bud.
965 00:53:04 That was impressive.
966 00:53:05 So, let me show you one more trick.
967 00:53:09 Maybe you can tell me how I do this one.
968 00:53:12 [silverware clatters on table]
969 00:53:15 -[snaps fingers]-[boy] Whoa!
970 00:53:18 [snaps fingers]
971 00:53:21 -Aw.-No.
972 00:53:23 No, my cards!How could you do this to my cards!
973 00:53:26 -Come on!-Why would you do that?
974 00:53:28 -Bring 'em back! No! No!-Not cool, Vic.
975 00:53:30 You're all in trouble.Everybody, back to the bunk.
976 00:53:33 [chattering]
977 00:53:46 I've got an extra deck of cardsin the bunk.
978 00:53:50 You know, they have photosof my Minecraft avatars on them,
979 00:53:53 but they're yours if you want 'em.
980 00:53:57 Thanks, but...
981 00:54:01 those cards were special.
982 00:54:03 [Nathan] Why?
983 00:54:05 My dad gave 'em to me.
984 00:54:14 He was the first personto ever show me magic.
985 00:54:18 My dad, he-- He was...
986 00:54:24 He-- He was-- He was great.
987 00:54:30 He-- He died.
988 00:54:33 And I-I-I just--
989 00:54:35 I really, really miss him.
990 00:54:44 You know, everyone expects meto be this great magician.
991 00:54:49 But I'm not.
992 00:54:51 And I don't think I really wanna be.
993 00:54:55 But I'm afraid to tell my dad that.
994 00:54:59 I say I have 109 known allergies,
995 00:55:01 but... it's really only 108.
996 00:55:06 I'm not actually allergic to gluten.
997 00:55:09 I just can't standmy mom's beef stroganoff.
998 00:55:13 [all laugh]
999 00:55:17 Ruth, is there anything you wanna share?
1000 00:55:21 I used to think I was adorable,like a bunny.
1001 00:55:25 But now I have this thirst for blood,like a hawk.
1002 00:55:30 You're making your way up the food chain.
1003 00:55:32 Proud of you.
1004 00:55:33 Whoa.Vera, was that a compliment I just heard?
1005 00:55:38 What I meant was,every day, I dislike you a little less.
1006 00:55:43 [all laugh]
1007 00:55:45 I don't perform private showsall over the world.
1008 00:55:49 Or anywhere, actually.
1009 00:55:52 Yeah, we kinda figured that.
1010 00:55:54 [scattered laughter]
1011 00:55:55 When I was your age, I performedbecause it was the most fun in the world.
1012 00:56:01 I mean, that's all I wanted,to have my own show and be the guy.
1013 00:56:07 And then something happened--
1014 00:56:10 Darkwood ended your partnership.
1015 00:56:12 -Broke your heart.-Made you lose your mojo.
1016 00:56:14 What? No. I wouldn't... I wouldn't-- Um...
1017 00:56:18 No. That's not...
1018 00:56:20 Well, the point is, guys,is that after that,
1019 00:56:22 I stopped having fun on stage.
1020 00:56:26 And the audiencestopped having fun watching me.
1021 00:56:29 And now I drive a taxi.
1022 00:56:31 Man. Not even an Uber?
1023 00:56:33 My car's not nice enough.It didn't qualify.
1024 00:56:35 Uh, what about that sweet Challengeryou came in?
1025 00:56:39 That is a rental.
1026 00:56:41 [Nathan] Oh, okay.
1027 00:56:42 -Yeah.-Okay.
1028 00:56:43 I had to borrow money from my dadin order to rent it. Yeah.
1029 00:56:47 Um...
1030 00:56:49 It's not a Golden Wand, but it's a start.
1031 00:56:55 Thanks, Theo.
1032 00:56:57 And for my next trick,
1033 00:57:00 I put a spell on all of usto quit being sad
1034 00:57:03 and have the best night ever.
1035 00:57:06 [all cheer, laugh]
1036 00:57:09 -Thank you, thank you.-Hey, Theo, Janelle's looking at you.
1037 00:57:11 Really?
1038 00:57:13 What do you think it's about?You think she ran out of marshmallows?
1039 00:57:16 She probably ran out of marshmallows.Hey, Janelle, we have marshmallows!
1040 00:57:20 -Chill out, chill out!-Why?
1041 00:57:21 Ooh, lady's gonna like you.
1042 00:57:24 -K-I-S-S-I-N-G.-Theo!
1043 00:57:27 [chanting]Theo likes Janelle. Theo likes Janelle.
1044 00:57:36 [girl shouting, indistinct]
1045 00:57:40 When were you gonna come clean about thefact that you're a professional magician?
1046 00:57:43 I'm not.
1047 00:57:45 -I saw you with Vic. That was crazy.-Thanks.
1048 00:57:49 Yeah, you might be onto somethingwith this whole magic thing.
1049 00:57:51 It's fun, right?
1050 00:57:53 [stone skips on water]
1051 00:57:54 This is fun.
1052 00:58:03 [Ruth] Everyone freeze.
1053 00:58:07 Ruth, what are you doing?
1054 00:58:09 Stay back.
1055 00:58:11 I've been training for this momentall summer.
1056 00:58:13 [grunts]
1057 00:58:14 Guys, I think that's Fred.He must've gotten out of his cage.
1058 00:58:18 Oh, thank God.Fred had his stink glands removed.
1059 00:58:21 [Ruth]But we still need to guide him back.
1060 00:58:24 Don't listen to them.
1061 00:58:26 Don't look at them.
1062 00:58:28 It's just you and me.
1063 00:58:32 [grunting]
1064 00:58:35 Huh?
1065 00:58:36 Those don't look like Fred's stripes.
1066 00:58:38 Oh, no. My mustelid allergy.
1067 00:58:40 Nathan, hold it.It's not Fred. It's not Fred!
1068 00:58:42 -[sneezes]-[flatulence]
1069 00:58:45 [all shouting, coughing]
1070 00:58:53 [shouting, coughing continues]
1071 00:58:56 [groans] I'm doing this out of love.
1072 00:59:03 Uh-oh. Don't worry. I got one for you!
1073 00:59:08 Sker-ploosh!
1074 00:59:11 [howling]
1075 00:59:16 [howling continues]
1076 00:59:24 [howling continues]
1077 00:59:27 [chuckles]
1078 00:59:28 No! Don't touch me.
1079 00:59:29 -[Andy laughs]-[howling continues]
1080 00:59:38 [owl hoots]
1081 00:59:39 Clear.
1082 00:59:43 Shh.
1083 00:59:49 [feedback on PA]
1084 00:59:50 [Preston on PA] Good morning, campers.
1085 00:59:52 Two days until Top Hat,
1086 00:59:53 and I am so excitedI may actually eat our lunch today,
1087 00:59:57 which will be meat loaf,as will be dinner.
1088 00:59:59 In fact, we're just gonna rollwith meat loaf for the rest of the summer.
1089 01:00:03 [shuddering]
1090 01:00:05 [Judd] Andy, help!
1091 01:00:08 They got me too.
1092 01:00:10 [grunts]
1093 01:00:13 [grunts] Help!
1094 01:00:17 Hey, what's going on? Bring those back.
1095 01:00:20 [boy] Coming through.
1096 01:00:21 They've checked everything outfor the final performance.
1097 01:00:24 What are you doing with Ethan the hawk?Ethan Hawk is my whole act.
1098 01:00:28 You snooze, you lose, little one.
1099 01:00:30 -[laughs]-[hawk chirps]
1100 01:00:32 [Ruth] Where's everything?They're messing with my things.
1101 01:00:35 [Judd] So, what is-- My table.
1102 01:00:37 [Theo] There's nothing.There's no balls, no cards.
1103 01:00:40 -The Diamonds checked out all the props.-What?
1104 01:00:44 -I don't believe this.-[Judd] What?
1105 01:00:47 -They shrunk our hearts.-How'd that happen?
1106 01:00:50 They switched the dryer settingto "heavy duty."
1107 01:00:52 Polyblend athletic wearis not "heavy duty."
1108 01:00:54 Do you think maybeyou just put it on the wrong setting?
1109 01:00:57 Are you-- Are you accusing meof making a laundry mistake?
1110 01:00:59 I do not make laundry mistakes, sir.I make laundry miracles.
1111 01:01:03 The Diamonds have ruined our act.
1112 01:01:05 We still have the counting wheel.
1113 01:01:08 [Theo] Oh!
1114 01:01:09 They ruined everything!
1115 01:01:11 You were right about Darkwood.She is cold-blooded.
1116 01:01:14 We'll never get new stuff togetherin time for the final performance.
1117 01:01:17 Face it, guys, it's over. They beat us.
1118 01:01:20 It's not likewe ever really had a chance anyway.
1119 01:01:22 That's not true. Remember how horribleyou guys were when you first got here?
1120 01:01:26 You guys suck way less now.
1121 01:01:28 -[Judd] Thanks a lot.-Was that supposed to be a compliment?
1122 01:01:31 Seriously, we can't quit.
1123 01:01:33 'Cause when the going gets hard,the Hearts get going.
1124 01:01:36 That was pretty good.You just came up with that?
1125 01:01:38 -That was good, wasn't it?-Yeah. That was awesome.
1126 01:01:41 You know what?I think I know what we need.
1127 01:01:44 Follow me. [claps hands]
1128 01:01:47 ["Shake It Up" by Hael playing]
1129 01:01:53 Okay, gang.
1130 01:01:54 And here we are.
1131 01:01:59 Okay.
1132 01:02:05 Whoa!
1133 01:02:07 How'd you do that? Magnets or wires?
1134 01:02:09 Neither. Just modern technology.
1135 01:02:12 So, what are we doing here?
1136 01:02:13 One night,I was playing a show in Kansas City,
1137 01:02:15 and the airline put my prop caseon the wrong plane.
1138 01:02:18 Ooh, not good.
1139 01:02:19 I had to improvise with whatever I couldfind at the airport convenience store.
1140 01:02:23 And that is exactly what I'm challengingyou guys to do right now.
1141 01:02:26 Who says we need props?
1142 01:02:28 Magicians create the trick,not the other way around.
1143 01:02:30 Think of it as likea magical treasure hunt.
1144 01:02:33 Um, typically in a treasure hunt,the participants are provided
1145 01:02:36 with clues, a map, or a legend--
1146 01:02:37 -Let's go. See you in 30 minutes.-Are we gonna get clues or a map?
1147 01:02:39 Have fun. Figure it out, all right?Improvise.
1148 01:02:43 [song continues]
1149 01:03:01 Maybe this one.
1150 01:03:04 This is garbage.This is just not the shape.
1151 01:03:07 Oh. That.
1152 01:03:17 Nathan, Nathan.
1153 01:03:21 Excuse me, everybody.Can I get your attention?
1154 01:03:24 Today, we're gonna show you some magic.
1155 01:03:27 Take it away, Vera.
1156 01:03:34 [crowd exclaims]
1157 01:03:36 So cool.
1158 01:03:39 [crowd exclaims]
1159 01:03:42 -Got it?-Yeah.
1160 01:03:43 Cool.
1161 01:03:46 Excuse me, how accurate is that scale?
1162 01:03:49 Measures weightdown to a thousandth of a pound.
1163 01:03:52 If he can guess the exact weight,can we have this candy for free?
1164 01:03:55 Sure. That's impossible.
1165 01:03:57 Is it impossible, or is it 2.173 pounds?
1166 01:04:03 2.173 pounds.
1167 01:04:05 -Yeah!-That's incredible.
1168 01:04:07 Cool, dude.We just saved $11.54, tax included.
1169 01:04:12 -Whoo!-[song ends]
1170 01:04:13 [boy] I'm trying to learnto hold the ball right.
1171 01:04:15 [groans] What's up withall these weird magic kids?
1172 01:04:17 Bunch of lame-os.
1173 01:04:19 Hey! Those are my friendsyou're talking about.
1174 01:04:23 -[pigeons cooing]-And weird is what makes us awesome.
1175 01:04:26 Attack! Go for their eyes.
1176 01:04:28 -Go, go!-[both scream]
1177 01:04:35 Am I ever going to touch a bunny?
1178 01:04:37 One day, I promise you will.
1179 01:04:40 Didn't only a dozen escape?Now they're everywhere.
1180 01:04:43 How are they multiplying?
1181 01:04:47 You know, I'm gonna let your parentsexplain that one.
1182 01:04:50 [Kristina laughs]
1183 01:04:52 Okay, way past your curfew.Get in there and get to bed.
1184 01:04:57 -Where are you going?-[Kristina, indistinct]
1185 01:04:59 -I've got a score to settle.-[Kristina] I promise you he'll show.
1186 01:05:01 Hey, Darkwood!
1187 01:05:03 There he is right now.All right. I'll talk to you later.
1188 01:05:05 Get off the phone, you monster.
1189 01:05:07 Did you just call me a monster?
1190 01:05:09 It's one thing to sabotage meand my career, but children?
1191 01:05:13 Were you really coolwith this whole sign-out thing?
1192 01:05:15 Seriously? I already punished my bunkand made them return all the props.
1193 01:05:20 But what's up with you?
1194 01:05:21 You know, when I first heardyou were coming this summer,
1195 01:05:24 I was excited to see you.
1196 01:05:26 I thought we'd be pastwhatever beef we had
1197 01:05:28 and we could just be... friends again.
1198 01:05:32 Oh, that is so easy for you to say.
1199 01:05:35 I got nothing and you got everythingwhen you dropped me.
1200 01:05:38 I dropped you?
1201 01:05:40 -You cheated on me.-I never cheated on you.
1202 01:05:42 You cheated on our act.
1203 01:05:45 'Kay. Yes, fine, I'll admit it.I took that TV meeting behind your back.
1204 01:05:50 -You were always calling me your prot茅g茅e.-[groans]
1205 01:05:52 I wanted to seeif I could do it on my own.
1206 01:05:54 Your treachery is finally revealed.
1207 01:05:57 Yes. They thought I would bea better solo act on TV.
1208 01:06:01 And they hated the name Abraca-Duo.
1209 01:06:03 It was catchy at the time!
1210 01:06:04 -But I told them no.-Exactly!
1211 01:06:06 -What?-Huh?
1212 01:06:08 I told them I wasn't a solo act.
1213 01:06:11 I was trying to negotiate a dealfor the both of us,
1214 01:06:13 but you quit before I could explain.
1215 01:06:18 -Why-- Why didn't you stop me?-'Cause you were flipping out.
1216 01:06:20 You wouldn't returnany of my phone calls or texts.
1217 01:06:23 You were too busy bad-mouthing meto any magician that would listen.
1218 01:06:26 So I did the act alone.
1219 01:06:27 I was terrified to do it without you.
1220 01:06:32 -That is crazy.-Why?
1221 01:06:34 You know why that TV bookerpicked you in the first place?
1222 01:06:37 Because, I mean, look at you.
1223 01:06:39 You were destined to be a star.
1224 01:06:42 I knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it.
1225 01:06:45 And... evidentlyI was destined to drive a cab.
1226 01:06:50 Man. Not even an Uber?
1227 01:06:52 I am pouring my heart out here.
1228 01:06:54 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1229 01:06:55 Andy, you are one of the best magiciansI have ever seen.
1230 01:06:59 Yes, that is true.
1231 01:07:01 I learned almost everything I knowfrom you and Preston.
1232 01:07:04 Mm-hmm.
1233 01:07:05 And watching you workwith your bunk this summer
1234 01:07:07 reminded me how awesome you are.
1235 01:07:09 You're welcome.
1236 01:07:10 Stop being a jerk, or I am not goingto tell you who I was on the phone with.
1237 01:07:14 Why? Who were you on the phone with?
1238 01:07:15 Well, my friend runs Treasure Island,
1239 01:07:18 and he just had a last-minute cancellationfor a matinee performance tomorrow
1240 01:07:22 and asked me if I knew anybodywho was ready to work that stage.
1241 01:07:25 And I recommended you.
1242 01:07:30 I don't know what to-- A matinee?Really? Not even an evening show?
1243 01:07:34 Seriously? Do you want the gig or not?
1244 01:07:37 -Hey.-Don't speak.
1245 01:07:39 Don't say a word.
1246 01:07:41 Hold on.
1247 01:07:42 [gasps] They've offered you a showat Treasure Island.
1248 01:07:45 -Darkwood texted you already?-About an hour ago.
1249 01:07:48 Congratulations. That is... It's huge.
1250 01:07:52 I know, right?
1251 01:07:55 You don't seem very happy.
1252 01:07:57 Well, if I take the gig,I'll be back in time for the show,
1253 01:08:01 but I won't be here tomorrowto help the bunk put their acts together,
1254 01:08:05 and... I mean, trust me,those screw-ups, they need me.
1255 01:08:08 What do you need?
1256 01:08:09 You've been dreaming about this momentyour whole life, haven't you?
1257 01:08:14 I think so.
1258 01:08:15 I can't tell you what to do,but I know that deep down,
1259 01:08:19 you already have the answer.
1260 01:08:21 What about the bunk?I can't leave without saying goodbye.
1261 01:08:23 Let 'em sleep, all right? Go.I'll explain to them in the morning.
1262 01:08:27 -Go.-Okay.
1263 01:08:49 [Preston on PA]Good morning, campers.
1264 01:08:51 Today is the daywe've all been waiting for.
1265 01:08:53 Today your parents will seeall that you've worked on this summer.
1266 01:08:56 Lunch will be lobster thermidorwith a porcini and cr猫me fra卯che risotto.
1267 01:09:01 Feel free to mention today's mealto your parents.
1268 01:09:04 It doesn't look likehe even slept here last night.
1269 01:09:07 -Yeah, and his trash bags are gone.-It's like he vanished.
1270 01:09:10 And I have appeared.
1271 01:09:12 All right, bunk meeting, five minutes.Come on.
1272 01:09:16 Get dressed. Let's go.
1273 01:09:17 -[Ruth] What? Seriously?-[Vera] Excuse me?
1274 01:09:19 -He went to Vegas?-Yes, he went to Vegas.
1275 01:09:21 He's been given the chance to perform.That's what magicians do.
1276 01:09:25 That's what you're gonna be doing tonight.
1277 01:09:28 And he will be back in timeto watch you compete.
1278 01:09:31 How are we supposed to compete?I mean, we can't do it without him.
1279 01:09:34 He was gonna help usput our acts together.
1280 01:09:36 -Right.-But now I'm here.
1281 01:09:38 And I will help you put your act together.All right?
1282 01:09:41 So, let's just roll up our sleeves
1283 01:09:43 -and get to work.-[all laugh]
1284 01:09:45 Don't touch Sammy.He was a little bitey this morning.
1285 01:09:49 Here we go.This is the card that she will choose.
1286 01:09:52 She's gonna pick this card.It's a guarantee.
1287 01:09:55 You see that? 'Kay.
1288 01:09:57 Now, I'm gonna tuck it awayfor safekeeping.
1289 01:10:00 Put it right there.
1290 01:10:02 Now I'm gonna take a completelydifferent deck of cards, right here.
1291 01:10:08 And she can choose any one of these cards.
1292 01:10:10 -Absolutely.-[audience laughs]
1293 01:10:12 Go ahead and just touchthe back of one, okay?
1294 01:10:15 Are we laughingbecause she has so many choices?
1295 01:10:17 Is that what we're laughing about?
1296 01:10:19 -This one.-That card. Are you sure?
1297 01:10:22 -Mm-hmm.-So, this is the card. 'Kay?
1298 01:10:24 And I have a sneaking suspicionwe're not gonna forget this one, okay?
1299 01:10:28 Here's your card. Now, go aheadand place it towards your chest.
1300 01:10:31 Right there, right on your heart.Don't look.
1301 01:10:33 All right, now take a little peeksy.
1302 01:10:36 Tell the audience,is it a red card or a black card?
1303 01:10:39 It's red.
1304 01:10:42 Yeah, not the back of the card.
1305 01:10:45 We're talking about the face of the card.The actual card.
1306 01:10:48 What color's that?[mouths the word "black"]
1307 01:10:51 -It's red.-[audience laughs]
1308 01:10:53 Can I see that?
1309 01:10:58 [Audience] Ooh!
1310 01:10:59 Yes, that is a red five of diamonds.
1311 01:11:02 And... this is really awkward
1312 01:11:05 for anyone in herewho thought I messed up.
1313 01:11:08 -[gasps]-[applause]
1314 01:11:10 [woman laughs]
1315 01:11:12 Oh!
1316 01:11:15 Give it up for Haley, everybody. Haley!
1317 01:11:18 Thank you.
1318 01:11:25 Darkwood was right about you.She said you'd be a good matinee magician.
1319 01:11:29 She said that?That is actually a little insulting.
1320 01:11:32 But that you'd be even betterin prime time.
1321 01:11:34 How'd you like a showcase tonight?
1322 01:11:37 -Tonight? Tonight-tonight?-Mm-hmm.
1323 01:11:40 Oh, actually,tonight is a little complicated.
1324 01:11:44 Let me make this simple for you.
1325 01:11:46 There's a million magicians who would killfor an eight o'clock show on the strip,
1326 01:11:49 and I'm offering you one.
1327 01:11:51 You do well tonight, this theatercould be your home for a very long time.
1328 01:11:55 What do you say?
1329 01:11:58 Let's do it. Yes.
1330 01:11:59 Excellent. Unpack your things,make yourself at home.
1331 01:12:02 Great.
1332 01:12:04 [laughs]
1333 01:12:16 ["Pine Apple Rag" playing on piano]
1334 01:12:18 [chattering]
1335 01:12:28 I have a silkworm that not onlymakes silk, she also makes wood!
1336 01:12:32 -Whoa!-[laughs]
1337 01:12:33 The name is Kornelius Kessler.Here's my card.
1338 01:12:36 If you liked what you saw,review me on Yelp.
1339 01:12:38 My son is performing today.
1340 01:12:40 When you see the velvet bow tie,you know you're getting a quality act.
1341 01:12:44 -What about the bow tie?-I've got it right here.
1342 01:12:47 [piano music continues]
1343 01:12:50 [man] It's so nice to meet you.
1344 01:12:57 Excuse me. Hi. Is this one taken? Thanks.
1345 01:13:00 Okay, Hearts, gather up.Hey, guys, come here.
1346 01:13:03 All right, um, we have to havea little heart-to-Hearts.
1347 01:13:07 -What's going on?-Well, Andy called
1348 01:13:09 and, unfortunately,
1349 01:13:10 he is not going to be able to make it backin time for the Top Hat after all.
1350 01:13:15 But he wanted me to tell youhow very, very proud he is
1351 01:13:18 of each and every one of you.
1352 01:13:20 And, of course, so am I.
1353 01:13:22 What are we supposed to do?
1354 01:13:27 When the going gets hard,the Hearts get going.
1355 01:13:30 Let's do this thing.
1356 01:13:31 Let's do this thing. That's the spirit.
1357 01:13:34 Oh, Theo, Andy specifically...
1358 01:13:38 Well, where'd... he go?
1359 01:13:40 Preston, you're on.
1360 01:13:42 Okay. Places, all right? Good luck.
1361 01:13:45 [Preston on PA] Since the dawn of time,we have marveled at the feats
1362 01:13:48 performed by the select fewwho dare peer into the beyond.
1363 01:13:52 Magicians.
1364 01:13:57 Welcome, welcome.
1365 01:13:59 Now, this summer,every single one of your children
1366 01:14:01 have earned their placein this mystical order.
1367 01:14:04 But who among them has learned the most?
1368 01:14:06 And which ones are destinedto hold the Top Hat and the Golden Wand?
1369 01:14:13 All right.Be prepared to be shocked and astounded,
1370 01:14:17 because this year's competitionbegins now.
1371 01:14:21 [Kristina] First up, representingthe Hearts cabin, Ruth Brusselbach.
1372 01:14:26 ["Some Kinda Wonderful"by Betty Who playing]
1373 01:14:31 [audience exclaims, applause]
1374 01:15:01 [audience exclaims, applause]
1375 01:15:07 [song ends]
1376 01:15:08 -Touch the bunny!-You can do it, Ruth!
1377 01:15:10 [Vera] You can do it. Come on.Bunny love is real! You're a samurai.
1378 01:15:16 [applause]
1379 01:15:18 [audience chuckling]
1380 01:15:23 [Kristina] Next up, representingthe Diamond cabin, Vic d'Antonio.
1381 01:15:29 ["Elvis" by Chancellor Warhol playing]
1382 01:15:35 Hey, I'm the Vic, and I apologizeto all you parents in advance
1383 01:15:39 'cause I'm about to winthe Golden Wand, again.
1384 01:15:43 Now pick a card, any card. Just touch it.
1385 01:15:48 Okay.
1386 01:15:50 Memorize it. Don't forget it.
1387 01:15:54 I'll hand the deck to my assistant.
1388 01:15:56 [applause]
1389 01:15:59 [scoffs] Her job's easy. Now watch this.
1390 01:16:06 [grunts]
1391 01:16:09 [applause]
1392 01:16:14 Was this your card?
1393 01:16:19 [song ends]
1394 01:16:26 How'd you know I was in here?
1395 01:16:28 You know there's a magic showgoing on right now?
1396 01:16:30 I'm not performing if Andy's not here.
1397 01:16:32 Your family's out there. And your mom.
1398 01:16:35 Don't you want your mom to seeall the magic you've learned this summer?
1399 01:16:38 She doesn't care about magic.She didn't even know about this place.
1400 01:16:42 She thought it was called Magic Camp.Can you believe that?
1401 01:16:45 Um, sort of.
1402 01:16:46 Magic was my thing with my dad.
1403 01:16:48 I'm here because he applied for me.
1404 01:16:51 And... now he's gone.So, what's the point?
1405 01:16:56 Interesting you should say that.
1406 01:16:57 [Kristina]Next up from the Hearts, Vera Costa.
1407 01:17:00 [cheering, applause]
1408 01:17:03 ["La La La" by Addie Hamilton playing]
1409 01:17:13 [cheering]
1410 01:17:24 [cheering]
1411 01:17:27 [song ends]
1412 01:17:29 I keep all my applications on file.
1413 01:17:32 And... I remember yours, of course.
1414 01:17:37 [Preston sighs]
1415 01:17:40 Hold on.
1416 01:17:41 'Cause that's me. I'm the jack of hearts.
1417 01:17:44 And that's you. You're the king of hearts.
1418 01:17:49 -Wait, who shot this?-Hmm.
1419 01:17:50 [Theo's dad] That's incredible.You're incredible, Theo.
1420 01:17:53 Wow. Did you just see that trick?
1421 01:17:56 My son is an amazing magician.
1422 01:17:59 I don't know how he does any of it.
1423 01:18:01 But what you might not seeis how much he has overcome.
1424 01:18:06 How much...
1425 01:18:10 I wish Theo could see everythingthat I see in him.
1426 01:18:14 But he keeps it all locked inside,
1427 01:18:16 and magic is the first thingthat's unlocked him.
1428 01:18:20 I guess that's sort of a trick, right?
1429 01:18:22 That's why you'd be crazynot to take him for your magic camp,
1430 01:18:26 or institute, or whatever.
1431 01:18:32 Well, I may be eccentric,
1432 01:18:35 but, uh, I don't think I've ever beenmore persuaded by an application.
1433 01:18:42 Theo, I cannot tell you what to do,
1434 01:18:46 but I know deep downyou already have the answer.
1435 01:18:51 But I can't go up there alone.
1436 01:18:53 Andy said you would say that.
1437 01:18:55 But he told me to tell youthat if you lose your way on stage,
1438 01:19:00 just look to the wings
1439 01:19:02 and you'll find a true magicianto help you.
1440 01:19:06 What does that mean?
1441 01:19:08 Only one way to find out.
1442 01:19:11 [Nathan]Okay, I'll need a little help here.
1443 01:19:13 Young gent,what is your locker combination at school?
1444 01:19:17 Don't worry, I'm not gonnasteal your homework, or do it for you.
1445 01:19:20 -[audience laughs]-Sixteen, 98, 17.
1446 01:19:23 Great, okay.
1447 01:19:25 Ma'am, type in 1-6-9-8-1-7.
1448 01:19:28 And then hit times.
1449 01:19:30 Okay, um, you, sir, what is your birthday?You.
1450 01:19:33 October 9.
1451 01:19:34 October 9? 10-9, great.
1452 01:19:36 Ma'am, type in 1-0-9. Then hit times.
1453 01:19:40 Don't say this out loud, but type in theage you were when you had your first kiss.
1454 01:19:44 [audience laughs]
1455 01:19:47 Now, hit equals and read the numberaloud to me one digit at a time.
1456 01:19:52 -Seven.-Seven.
1457 01:19:54 -Four.-Four.
1458 01:19:55 -Zero.-Zero.
1459 01:19:57 -Four.-Four.
1460 01:19:59 -Zero, two.-Two.
1461 01:20:02 One, two.
1462 01:20:03 One, two.
1463 01:20:04 Sorry for my messy handwriting.
1464 01:20:06 So, 74,040,212.
1465 01:20:09 Okay, so there's no possible wayI could've known any of the information
1466 01:20:14 that you were gonna give me tonight.
1467 01:20:15 Yet, we used your numbersto create this huge number.
1468 01:20:18 Now, I would like to call your attentionto this envelope of mystery.
1469 01:20:23 Earlier today,I put my prediction inside this envelope.
1470 01:20:26 And now I am going to reveal it to you.
1471 01:20:32 Elephant. Amazing, right?
1472 01:20:35 [audience laughs]
1473 01:20:36 Oh. [chuckles]
1474 01:20:38 I see you're confused. It's upside down.
1475 01:20:42 -[woman] Oh-ho!-"Elephant."
1476 01:20:46 Oh, my--
1477 01:20:51 I'm a mathemagician.
1478 01:20:54 And finally, performing for the Diamonds,Janelle Santos.
1479 01:20:58 [applause, cheering]
1480 01:21:10 ["Magic" by Mystery Skulls playing]
1481 01:21:13 [Nathan] Janelle.
1482 01:21:19 [mouthing]
1483 01:21:47 Ready?
1484 01:21:48 One, two...
1485 01:21:50 Three.
1486 01:21:52 [cheering, applause]
1487 01:22:04 -Oh, my-- Wow.-Whoo!
1488 01:22:12 [song ends]
1489 01:22:16 This is the best year yet.
1490 01:22:21 All right, while the judgesare tabulating the results,
1491 01:22:24 I would like to say thank youby singing a song.
1492 01:22:29 Um... uh...
1493 01:22:30 [Preston] Excuse me.
1494 01:22:34 Okay. For our final, final performance,may I present Theo Moses.
1495 01:22:44 -Whoo!-Whoo!
1496 01:22:49 Whew! [chuckles]
1497 01:22:51 There are a lot more of youthan I expected.
1498 01:22:54 [audience chuckles]
1499 01:23:16 You know what? Let me just...
1500 01:23:20 -[thud]-[audience chuckles]
1501 01:23:23 Magic is all about perception--
1502 01:23:26 what you're seeingversus what's really happening.
1503 01:23:30 Like right now.
1504 01:23:31 You don't see a deck of cards in my hands,
1505 01:23:33 -but... now you do.-[audience exclaims]
1506 01:23:39 I'm going to need an assistantfor this trick.
1507 01:23:42 Mom, can you please come up hereand help me out?
1508 01:23:47 Wow. He's really owning it out there.
1509 01:23:50 As you knew he would.
1510 01:23:51 Can you just look through thesejust to make sure they're all different?
1511 01:23:54 Have the others seen me?
1512 01:23:56 -[Theo's mom] Looks good to me.-No, no, they have no idea you're here.
1513 01:23:58 Fifty-two cards in the deck,
1514 01:24:01 but each onehas a different story to tell.
1515 01:24:04 I knew they could do it on their own.Now they know it too.
1516 01:24:07 You planned everything perfectly.
1517 01:24:09 No, I think you did.
1518 01:24:13 -Me?-Oh.
1519 01:24:15 The joker is a bit of a wild card,just like my little brother, Cameron.
1520 01:24:20 He annoys me sometimes,but I'd be lost without him.
1521 01:24:24 In fact, Cameron,why don't you come over here.
1522 01:24:26 On the drive back from Vegas,I put it together.
1523 01:24:28 This whole summer,the newbie bunk, Darkwood, Theo.
1524 01:24:32 Feel free to come closerif you want a better look.
1525 01:24:35 It's one long trickto help me get my life together.
1526 01:24:38 Well, you know what they say.
1527 01:24:40 The trick you don't believe is a trickis the best trick of all.
1528 01:24:43 The way to create more magic in the world
1529 01:24:46 is not by creating more magic.
1530 01:24:48 -Exactly.-Yeah, I still don't get that one.
1531 01:24:50 You didn't let me finish.
1532 01:24:52 It's by creating magicians.
1533 01:24:55 This card is me, the jack of hearts.
1534 01:25:01 You are good, old man.
1535 01:25:03 And this card is my dad...
1536 01:25:08 the king of hearts.
1537 01:25:10 -I think about this card every day.-[sighs]
1538 01:25:14 Now, my mom's card is the queen of hearts.
1539 01:25:18 -But where is she?-[Kristina] Hmm.
1540 01:25:21 I'll tell you a secret.
1541 01:25:23 Sometimes I forgotthat this card believed in me.
1542 01:25:27 But even when I didn't realize it,
1543 01:25:30 the queen of heartswas always there for me.
1544 01:25:34 [audience exclaims]
1545 01:25:37 The queen of hearts. So happy I found it.
1546 01:25:42 Out of all the cards in the deck,these four are closest to my heart.
1547 01:25:47 But there's something extra specialabout my mom.
1548 01:25:51 She changes everything she touches.
1549 01:25:54 Mom, can you just touch a card for me?
1550 01:26:03 [Theo's mom scoffs] What?
1551 01:26:05 That's weird.Um, Mom, can you just touch another?
1552 01:26:12 [audience gasps]
1553 01:26:14 This is strange.
1554 01:26:15 There's only supposed to beone queen of hearts in the deck.
1555 01:26:19 Okay, Mom, just hold your hand out for me.
1556 01:26:29 [audience exclaims]
1557 01:26:35 I don't know how she does it,or why it took me this long to realize it,
1558 01:26:40 but... my mother is magic.
1559 01:26:46 -[woman] Aw.-[cheering, applause]
1560 01:27:03 [Preston]Yes, yes! What a competition.
1561 01:27:06 Beautiful. All right.
1562 01:27:08 And now, the winner of this year'sTop Hat competition is...
1563 01:27:15 [inhales deeply]
1564 01:27:17 -Thank you so much for coming.-[audience gasps]
1565 01:27:19 Oh, come on, get a sense of humor.Here we go.
1566 01:27:21 -[audience chuckles]-All right.
1567 01:27:24 And the winnerfor the Top Hat this year...
1568 01:27:30 -the Hearts.-[cheering]
1569 01:27:32 We won! We won!
1570 01:27:35 -[Nathan] Andy?-[Theo] It's Andy.
1571 01:27:38 I'm so proud of you guys.I saw the whole thing, buddy.
1572 01:27:41 -[Andy] Yes!-[Preston] Okay. Very good.
1573 01:27:43 And now for the--
1574 01:27:46 Now for the--
1575 01:27:48 The winner of the Golden Wand,
1576 01:27:51 from the Diamonds, Janelle Santos.
1577 01:27:54 Get up here.
1578 01:27:57 Go. Take a bow.
1579 01:27:59 ["Magic" by Mystery Skulls playing]
1580 01:28:03 [gasping, blows nose]
1581 01:28:06 -What?-Kristina, I did it! I did it!
1582 01:28:10 I am so proud of you.
1583 01:28:11 What are you doing here?What happened to your big show?
1584 01:28:14 [Andy] Oh, I skipped it.
1585 01:28:15 And, dude, I saw your whole set.
1586 01:28:19 What? I hate to say this phrasebecause I hate this phrase,
1587 01:28:23 but my mind was literally blown.
1588 01:28:25 Wait. You put that mirror there.
1589 01:28:28 You know, sometimes it takes somebody elseto help you see yourself.
1590 01:28:31 Wow.You just sounded exactly like Preston.
1591 01:28:36 -I did, didn't I?-Yeah.
1592 01:28:37 Okay, we'll work on that.
1593 01:28:38 Can you clap twice for me?
1594 01:28:40 [claps twice]
1595 01:28:41 -Can you stomp your feet?-[feet stomp]
1596 01:28:43 Break it down.
1597 01:28:49 Whoo!
1598 01:28:53 ["Good Time Good Life"by Erin Bowman playing]
1599 01:28:57 [Kristina] Thank you. Your bunk killed it.
1600 01:28:59 -[man] Thanks so much for everything.-[Kristina] Bye.
1601 01:29:01 Hey. I am so sorry about ditchingthe Treasure Island show.
1602 01:29:06 I didn't get you in too much trouble,did I?
1603 01:29:08 Oh, no, it's fine.
1604 01:29:09 They actually invited you backnext weekend.
1605 01:29:12 -Really?-No.
1606 01:29:13 They banned you for life.
1607 01:29:15 Andy, that was a really big gig.
1608 01:29:18 Well, luckily,I landed an even bigger one.
1609 01:29:22 -You did? Where?-Right here.
1610 01:29:25 You are looking at the new directorof youth talent development.
1611 01:29:29 Preston offered me a year-round gigscouting for kids.
1612 01:29:32 -That's great.-This is where I wanna be.
1613 01:29:34 And the craziest part is, is I realizedthat when I was on stage in Vegas.
1614 01:29:40 But my friend said that you did great.The audience loved you.
1615 01:29:43 Oh, yeah. I killed.
1616 01:29:45 I got to live the dream.
1617 01:29:47 It was amazing.
1618 01:29:49 But weird part is,is it didn't feel as amazing
1619 01:29:53 as helping the kids this summer.
1620 01:29:56 Andy.
1621 01:29:57 You know, you could stick aroundand work here with me.
1622 01:30:01 Hmm.
1623 01:30:03 You do know I headline at Caesars, right?
1624 01:30:06 Oh, yeah. I think I heard about that.That's cool. That's cool.
1625 01:30:08 But you could come featurefor me sometime.
1626 01:30:11 The world could use a little Abraca-Duo.
1627 01:30:14 Deal.
1628 01:30:15 -And, wow, that is a really terrible name.-Yeah.
1629 01:30:21 Hey, Dad.
1630 01:30:22 Judd.
1631 01:30:24 I don't understand.Why didn't you perform?
1632 01:30:27 No, I did perform.
1633 01:30:28 All the Hearts' costumes, those are me.
1634 01:30:33 You designed those costumes?Even the quick-change routine?
1635 01:30:36 All of them.
1636 01:30:38 Look, I know you want me to be a magician,
1637 01:30:40 but... this summer I realized I'm not one.
1638 01:30:43 I just love designing costumes.
1639 01:30:45 I love using fashionto bring my friends' magic to life.
1640 01:30:50 Then you're mistaken...
1641 01:30:55 because that, son, is magic.
1642 01:30:59 [Nathan] I think I got fur in my nose.I'm gonna go irrigate.
1643 01:31:10 -[Xerxes] Hey! Oh, my gosh. Wow.-Xerxes, hey! I'm gonna miss you.
1644 01:31:13 [Cameron] Look out!
1645 01:31:14 [laughs]
1646 01:31:16 -How'd you do that? You have to tell me.-You really wanna know?
1647 01:31:18 -Yeah.-Come to camp with me next year.
1648 01:31:20 -Can I, Mom?-Nope.
1649 01:31:22 'Cause next summer you're goingto camp with me. Yoga camp.
1650 01:31:25 Say what?
1651 01:31:27 All right, I'll think about it. [laughs]
1652 01:31:31 -[Xerxes] Can you believe it?-[Lena] I know.
1653 01:31:35 -Hey.-Let's go get a snack.
1654 01:31:36 Okay.
1655 01:31:38 You were, uh... pretty okay out there.
1656 01:31:42 Thanks, Vic.
1657 01:31:46 You should have these back.
1658 01:31:49 -[laughs]-I didn't burn them. I just pocketed them.
1659 01:31:53 I know, not cool.
1660 01:31:55 I won't be such a jerk next year,all right?
1661 01:31:57 But I will battle you for the Golden Wandand regain my magic camp supremacy.
1662 01:32:05 Till next summer then.
1663 01:32:10 [chattering]
1664 01:32:14 [Janelle] Theo.
1665 01:32:17 Hey.
1666 01:32:18 Hey.
1667 01:32:20 I have to go now.
1668 01:32:24 Oh.
1669 01:32:25 That's too bad.
1670 01:32:27 -You gonna call me?-The second I get home.
1671 01:32:30 Just so you don't forget.
1672 01:32:34 Whoa!
1673 01:32:36 She went for it, just-- Too aggressive.
1674 01:32:44 You did encourage meto encourage her to participate...
1675 01:32:48 so this is you guys.
1676 01:32:55 There's a voice in your head.
1677 01:32:57 And that voice is crying out,"Clean up your room!"
1678 01:33:02 Nope, sorry.That was the voice of your dad.
1679 01:33:06 The voice in your head is saying,"I want to be a magician."
1680 01:33:10 Scribbity-four-ish years agothis guy, Roy Preston,
1681 01:33:14 founded the institute and the world-famousRoy Preston Prememorial Theater.
1682 01:33:20 Which is sadly nowthe Roy Preston Memorial Theater.
1683 01:33:24 Kidding. I'm still here.
1684 01:33:27 I brought in Andy to help me out.
1685 01:33:29 You'll build lasting relationshipswith other young magicians.
1686 01:33:32 -Even the weird ones.-[wings flutter]
1687 01:33:34 -'Cause here, we're all the weird ones.-[hawk squawks]
1688 01:33:37 -Cool bird, Ruth.-Thanks, Andy.
1689 01:33:39 And the lunch servicehas nondairy options.
1690 01:33:41 But don't take my word for it.
1691 01:33:43 Just ask any of our former campers,
1692 01:33:45 many of whom are now some of the mostsuccessful magicians working today.
1693 01:33:50 Like me, Kristina Darkwood.
1694 01:33:52 Or better yet, come see for yourself at...
1695 01:33:55 [all] Magic camp!
1696 01:33:58 [Preston whispers]It's the Institute of Magic.
1697 01:34:01 The Institute of Magic!
1698 01:34:04 [cheering]
1699 01:34:07 ["Some Magic" by Lonis playing]
1700 01:36:35 [song ends]