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1 00:00:35 SANTA: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
2 00:00:48 NOELLE: When I was little girl,
3 00:00:50 Christmas Eve was my favorite nightof the year.
4 00:01:04 I'd wait up with my brother for Santa.
5 00:01:07 Sometimes we would fall asleep,but I'd be dreaming of presents.
6 00:01:11 I really love presents.
7 00:01:15 (THUDDING)
8 00:01:20 -Nick, he's here.-Stop.
9 00:01:22 Come on. Wake up.
10 00:01:24 -No.-Come on, come on, come on.
11 00:01:44 (SANTA GULPING)
12 00:01:53 (GASPS AND GIGGLES)
13 00:02:17 (SANTA LAUGHING)
14 00:02:18 What a jolly card.
15 00:02:21 I wonder which child made this?
16 00:02:24 Over here! Right here! I caught you.
17 00:02:28 You did.
18 00:02:29 But let's keep it between us,
19 00:02:31 because my job dependson not getting caught.
20 00:02:34 Totally get it.
21 00:02:35 So, I see you have some presents...
22 00:02:38 Oh, I do. Um...
23 00:02:41 Have you been naughty or nice this year?
24 00:02:44 In my personal opinion, very nice.
25 00:02:47 SANTA: Well, let me check my list.
26 00:02:50 (MUMBLES)
27 00:02:52 Oh! Oh!
28 00:02:53 Um, checking it twice.
29 00:02:56 (SANTA CHUCKLING)
30 00:02:58 -Dad!-(LAUGHING)
31 00:03:00 You know I'm nice.
32 00:03:02 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) Give me a hug.
33 00:03:05 Dad! You're home!
34 00:03:07 SANTA: Come here, my boy!
35 00:03:10 Oh! Welcome home, Santa.
36 00:03:14 (SING-SONG)I see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
37 00:03:18 How was your night, dear?
38 00:03:19 Jolly. The presents were all delivered.
39 00:03:23 Except for two.
40 00:03:27 (SANTA LAUGHING)
41 00:03:35 Oh, my garland. This is amazing!
42 00:03:39 What'd you get, Nick?
43 00:03:46 Dad?
44 00:03:47 Congratulations, my boy.It's time to start your Santa training.
45 00:03:53 Try it on.
46 00:04:03 I'm not sure this fits.
47 00:04:05 It will fit you when you fit it.
48 00:04:14 There you go. That looks jolly, Nick.
49 00:04:17 And red is totally your color.
50 00:04:19 -(ELVES EXCLAIMING)-Oh!
51 00:04:21 That must be the elvesto welcome you home!
52 00:04:24 No, no. Wait, wait, wait.Jackets, everyone.
53 00:04:26 Pole weather report,snow and eight degrees.
54 00:04:31 Forever.
55 00:04:32 That's cold. Come on, honey.
56 00:04:36 Thank you, Santa.
57 00:04:38 -Merry Christmas, Polly.-Dad?
58 00:04:41 -Uh-huh?-I was just wondering, Mom is Mrs. Claus,
59 00:04:46 Polly is our nanny,
60 00:04:47 someday Nick will be Santa.
61 00:04:50 What do I do?
62 00:04:52 Well, what do you want to do?
63 00:04:55 I would like to do what you do.
64 00:04:57 You mean, be Santa?
65 00:04:59 No, Nick is Santa.
66 00:05:01 But I would like to help decidewhat toys to make,
67 00:05:04 and fly the sleigh,and do something really important.
68 00:05:08 You do, Noelle.
69 00:05:09 You make everyone jolly with your cardsand your Christmas cheer,
70 00:05:13 and you know how much your brotherdepends on you. So you can help him,
71 00:05:17 and always keep his Christmas spirit up.
72 00:05:24 Sure. I can do that.
73 00:05:28 I'm counting on you.
74 00:05:30 (SANTA LAUGHING)
75 00:05:32 Merry Christmas, Noelle.
76 00:05:35 -Merry Christmas, Dad.-(SANTA CHUCKLES)
77 00:05:40 NOELLE: Now that I'm grown up, Christmasis still my favorite time of the year.
78 00:05:44 Although, this Christmas is a sad one.
79 00:05:47 Dad passed away five months ago,and I miss him every day.
80 00:05:54 But Dad always told usthat Christmas must go on,
81 00:05:56 especially for us Kringles,
82 00:05:58 because for 2,000 years,
83 00:06:00 our ancestors have been the Santas thatbring joy to children all over the world.
84 00:06:05 And now it's my big brother's turn,
85 00:06:07 as Nick becomes the 23rd Kringleto wear the red hat.
86 00:06:10 (EXCLAIMING)
87 00:06:15 NOELLE: He's been practicinghis sleigh flying here in the Pole.
88 00:06:18 Am I supposed to land on the house?
89 00:06:20 (CONTINUES EXCLAIMING)
90 00:06:22 Slow down! Slow down! No, no, no!
91 00:06:24 (GRUNTS)
92 00:06:29 We can work with that, right?
93 00:06:32 (ALARM RINGING)
94 00:06:33 NOELLE: Believe it or not,that's actually an improvement.
95 00:06:39 Everyone's been working super hardto help him get ready,
96 00:06:43 -including Mother.-Well, dear, that was, um...
97 00:06:46 Well, you know.
98 00:06:47 NOELLE: And Santa's Helpers are singing...
99 00:06:50 Crashing all the wayHa, ha, ha!
100 00:06:51 NOELLE: My geeky cousin, Gabe,and his Tech Elves are doing something.
101 00:06:55 I don't know.
102 00:06:56 -They're really excited about it.-Oh, my God! We did it!
103 00:07:00 NOELLE: And as for me, I'm still makingmy cards and spreading Christmas cheer,
104 00:07:03 just like Dad told me to.
105 00:07:05 (CHUCKLES) I don't know what everyonewould do without me.
106 00:07:20 (SIGHS)
107 00:07:23 (VOCALIZING)
108 00:07:34 Yo! Snowcone! Dude!
109 00:07:38 (SNOWCONE WAILING)
110 00:07:41 (CHUCKLES) Oh!
111 00:07:42 Yes, who's my hyperactive little reindeer?You are! Oh! You got it.
112 00:07:46 -(BLEATING)-(GASPS) What do we think?
113 00:07:50 "Merry Christmas.What are you getting this year?"
114 00:07:55 (BLEATS)
115 00:07:56 I know, it totally captures the essenceof Christmas, getting the perfect present.
116 00:08:00 -(BLEATS)-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
117 00:08:02 -ELF POLLY: Noelle!-Mmm.
118 00:08:06 Morning, princess.
119 00:08:08 Thank you, but I don't want breakfast.
120 00:08:09 -Yes, you do.-I'm very busy.
121 00:08:11 I have been out in the forest,chopping firewood, carting it on my back,
122 00:08:16 so that I could heat up the cottageand make your breakfast waffles,
123 00:08:19 while I picked up all the dirty clothes,but none of that's really been a problem.
124 00:08:23 -(CLATTERING)-(BLEATS)
125 00:08:24 I don't need you to doany of that stuff. Honestly.
126 00:08:27 You would starve and dieif it weren't for me.
127 00:08:30 That's what you think.Oh, my garland. This is delicious.
128 00:08:34 Oh, my partridge-in-a-pear-tree underwearneeds washing.
129 00:08:36 Oh, well, then my Christmas wishhas been granted.
130 00:08:47 Hmm.
131 00:08:56 -Come on, Snowy. I'll race you.-(BLEATS)
132 00:08:58 NOELLE: Whoo!
133 00:09:10 (KIDS EXCLAIMING)
134 00:09:14 (BELL RINGING)
135 00:09:16 -NOELLE: Puffins, scatter!-(ALL SQUAWK)
136 00:09:18 NOELLE: Sorry, guys!
137 00:09:34 Noelle! Elf Carol. Daily Carol.
138 00:09:37 -Can I ask you a few questions?-I'm all earmuffs. Fire away.
139 00:09:40 We know it's been a whirlwind preparationsince your father,
140 00:09:43 and our dearly beloved Santa Nicholas,passed away.
141 00:09:46 How is your brother doing?
142 00:09:48 So jolly. We're all very proud of him.
143 00:09:50 And the big question is:will he be ready by Christmas?
144 00:09:54 Of course! He's a Kringle.
145 00:09:57 -MRS. CLAUS: Under. Under.-NICK: Ah! Okay.
146 00:09:59 Under your tongue.All right. There you go. Ooh!
147 00:10:02 Santa, I got you a new scarf.
148 00:10:05 And check this out.Three Weeks To A Jelly Belly...
149 00:10:08 What happened? Mother!
150 00:10:10 Santa, I thought
151 00:10:11 -you were at sleigh practice.-(MUFFLED)
152 00:10:13 Santa tried to land again
153 00:10:15 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
154 00:10:17 He missed the roof and hit the den
155 00:10:20 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
156 00:10:23 Thank you, Santa's Helpers.
157 00:10:25 It was a horrible example of what cango wrong when you're using, well,
158 00:10:28 outdated technology.
159 00:10:30 -After Cousin Nick crashed, the...-NOELLE: Oh!
160 00:10:32 I'm sorry. Did you just refer to himas Cousin Nick?
161 00:10:35 Shouldn't you becalling my big brother "Santa"?
162 00:10:38 Oh, I'm sorry. I just thoughtthat since we were all family, that...
163 00:10:41 Well, he's Santa to you,he's Santa to everyone.
164 00:10:44 He's even Santa to himself.
165 00:10:46 Well, actually, I'm pretty informalwhen I'm alone.
166 00:10:48 I'm just Nick.
167 00:10:50 Alone. That's a jolly idea.
168 00:10:53 Why don't we all just give Santa a moment.
169 00:11:00 (MOUTHS) Okay.
170 00:11:02 MRS. CLAUS: Excuse me, Gabe.
171 00:11:05 (WHISPERS)This is not going well at all, dear.
172 00:11:10 Dasher nearly broke an antler.
173 00:11:12 And we're way, way behind scheduleat the workshop.
174 00:11:16 You need to do your job and giveyour brother some Christmas spirit,
175 00:11:20 or else we're not gonna be readyfor Christmas.
176 00:11:28 NOELLE: Oh, this is heavy.
177 00:11:30 The Book of Santa.I've read it. I've memorized it.
178 00:11:32 I've listened to it on tape.I just don't get it.
179 00:11:35 Okay. Well, we are gonna read it togetherand we're gonna figure this out.
180 00:11:39 Let's start at the top.
181 00:11:40 (CHUCKLES) The top is chimney access,that's funny.
182 00:11:44 "The chimney will expand when you tapthree times with the magical candy cane
183 00:11:48 "and sing the first lineof We Wish You A Merry Christmas,
184 00:11:50 "assuming that you stay in key."
185 00:11:52 -NICK: Hold your reindeer.-Yeah.
186 00:11:53 How am I supposed to know which isthe right present to give each child?
187 00:11:58 If I haven't determinedwho's naughty or nice,
188 00:12:01 how can I pick their present?
189 00:12:03 You see, it's kind of a vicious circle.
190 00:12:06 Okay.
191 00:12:07 This is the list. It's filled with names.Some are nice and some are naughty.
192 00:12:11 Some of the nameshaven't been filled in yet,
193 00:12:13 and that's gonna be your job, okay?
194 00:12:15 Dad said, "It's not aboutwhat the kid looks like.
195 00:12:18 "It's what's on the insidethat's important.
196 00:12:20 "You need to connect with their heart."
197 00:12:22 Oh, I love that. (CHUCKLES)How's that done?
198 00:12:25 I have no idea.Just focus really hard, I guess?
199 00:12:28 Okay.
200 00:12:29 Uh... Nice.
201 00:12:32 She cheated on every math testshe ever took.
202 00:12:37 That's a... stocking full of coalif ever I've seen one. (LAUGHS)
203 00:12:40 Yeah. He saved a kitten from a tree,
204 00:12:42 after visiting his grandmotherin the nursing home.
205 00:12:44 So, nice?
206 00:12:46 Okay, we need to figure out what peoplewant for Christmas. Here we go.
207 00:12:52 -Football tickets.-iPad.
208 00:12:54 Really think about this next one.Take your time.
209 00:12:58 NICK: She looks likeshe likes playing guitar,
210 00:13:01 and that looks like, uh, an old guitar.
211 00:13:03 So, I'm gonna say, um...
212 00:13:08 -New guitar?-iPad.
213 00:13:10 (GROANS)
214 00:13:12 You can do this.
215 00:13:13 -iPad?-Polly!
216 00:13:15 -Okay, let's say I'm in Germany.-Yeah.
217 00:13:17 A child wakes up, wants to talk to me,I don't speak their language.
218 00:13:20 Yeah, but, um,Santa understands all languages.
219 00:13:23 And so do you.I saw you speaking Arabic to Elf Tippy.
220 00:13:26 Yeah, but that's because Gabe showed me
221 00:13:28 how to use this thingcalled Google Translate.
222 00:13:34 NOELLE: Okay, Nick, I knowyou're scared of the reindeer,
223 00:13:37 but you need to Santa up.You've gotta show them who's boss.
224 00:13:40 "Grip the reins with both handswhile firmly saying 'On Dasher!'"
225 00:13:44 (GRUNTING)
226 00:13:48 -(BLEATS)-Grip, command.
227 00:13:50 Can't treat them like your cuddly pets.
228 00:13:52 You're almost in.Look how good you're doing!
229 00:13:54 I don't wanna do this. No!
230 00:13:55 -This is great! Let it happen!-No!
231 00:13:57 No! (SCREAMS AND GROANS)
232 00:14:01 Great job, buddy. That looked great.
233 00:14:03 -You okay?-NICK: No!
234 00:14:07 (EXHALES HEAVILY) Ugh.
235 00:14:13 ELF SERGE: All right.
236 00:14:14 -Two double hot chocolates.-Great.
237 00:14:18 One with extra whipped cream.
238 00:14:23 And... peppermint.
239 00:14:26 Thank garland for hot chocolateand peppermint.
240 00:14:30 NOELLE: Mmm.
241 00:14:32 I feel like I've been shiveringmy whole life, you know?
242 00:14:36 Sometimes, I... I dream about getting outand finding someplace warm,
243 00:14:40 where I can stretch and relaxand just breathe, you know?
244 00:14:43 -Then you should.-How?
245 00:14:45 I'm Santa. I don't get a vacation.I don't even get Christmas off.
246 00:14:49 You can't be Santaif you're having a nervous breakdown.
247 00:14:52 Nobody wants you sliding intotheir fireplace crying and weeping.
248 00:14:55 Nothing merry about that.
249 00:14:56 Can't go down chimneys.I'm claustrophobic.
250 00:14:58 You remember those magazinesDad used to bring me on Christmas?
251 00:15:01 Yeah, like People? That's how I found outJennifer Aniston's nice.
252 00:15:04 Yeah. (CHUCKLES)Travel And Leisure had those sections
253 00:15:07 about the perfect Christmas getaway.
254 00:15:09 Warm weather, swimming pools,sun-kissed mountains.
255 00:15:12 You need to look in that magazine,pick a place, get away for the weekend.
256 00:15:17 Bring me back some issueswhile you're down there.
257 00:15:24 (DOORBELL RINGING)
258 00:15:28 Ah! Cousin Gabe.
259 00:15:31 Hello.
260 00:15:33 I wanted to install GPSand USB-C portals on the sleigh,
261 00:15:36 and was wondering if you knewwhere Cousin... Santa, you know, was.
262 00:15:40 I think he probably took the sleighfor a practice flight.
263 00:15:44 Well, the sleigh came back,and all the reindeer are here,
264 00:15:48 but there's no Santa.
265 00:15:52 Well, it's not like him to just leave.
266 00:15:56 What's with all these magazines?
267 00:15:58 "InStyle, Travel and Leisure,Martha Stewart's Living."
268 00:16:05 Um, I was helping Santa train,
269 00:16:08 and he seemed a little overwhelmed.So I mentioned, almost as a joke...
270 00:16:11 (CHUCKLES) Ho, ho, ho.
271 00:16:13 That he should go somewhereand relax for the weekend.
272 00:16:16 And maybe bring back some new magazines.That's probably what that's about.
273 00:16:20 But they're for all of us to enjoy.
274 00:16:22 It's not just for me.
275 00:16:26 But you guys seem mad.
276 00:16:28 -(ELVES CLAMORING)-WOMAN 1: I hope he's okay!
277 00:16:32 MAN 1: Where is he?
278 00:16:35 MAN 2: When was the last time you saw him?
279 00:16:37 WOMAN 2: Seven days and counting.
280 00:16:40 MAN 3: It's Noelle's fault.
281 00:16:41 BOY 1: What's gonna happen with Christmas?
282 00:16:43 -GIRL: I hope it's okay.-MAN 4: What happened to him?
283 00:16:45 BOY 2: This never happened before.
284 00:16:47 -ELDER ELF ABE: Quiet.-MAN 5: Where is he?
285 00:16:49 (GAVEL BANGING)
286 00:16:50 -ELDER ELF ABE: Quiet!-(MURMURING)
287 00:16:54 Silent night.
288 00:16:57 (ELDER ELF BILLY GRUNTS)
289 00:17:01 -(SCOFFS)-For the first time in 2,000 years,
290 00:17:05 -a Santa has disappeared.-(ELVES GASPING)
291 00:17:07 At the urging of his sister, Noelle.
292 00:17:09 I just said he should takethe weekend off.
293 00:17:11 You put Christmas in jeopardy, young lady.
294 00:17:13 -MAN 1: She did.-WOMAN 2: That's so naughty.
295 00:17:16 ELDER ELF ABE: Rest ye, merry gentlemen.
296 00:17:18 As Christmas is just six days away,we must have a new Santa.
297 00:17:23 Wait. What about a rescue mission?
298 00:17:26 My brother could be hurt.He might've fallen out of the sleigh.
299 00:17:29 No one but Santa has ever left the Pole.
300 00:17:32 And we have no idea where Santa is.
301 00:17:34 We could lose the sleigh or the reindeer.Then there'd be no Christmas.
302 00:17:37 -WOMAN 1: No Christmas?-A rescue attempt is far too dangerous.
303 00:17:42 Leaving me no choice but to call upon...
304 00:17:47 Gabriel Kringle.
305 00:17:48 -ELVES: Gabriel?-Me?
306 00:17:50 Please, approach the council.
307 00:17:52 But I'm in the Tech department.And loving it.
308 00:17:56 Nevertheless, you must approach
309 00:17:57 because we must selectthe next adult male Kringle
310 00:18:00 as specified by the Christmas covenant.
311 00:18:02 -That's not exactly what it says...-(SHUSHES)
312 00:18:04 They're elder elves.
313 00:18:06 -They know what they're talking about.-Please.
314 00:18:20 Gabe.
315 00:18:22 By order of the council,the pom-pom now rests upon your head.
316 00:18:29 -WOMAN 1: Really?-WOMAN 2: Seriously?
317 00:18:31 ELDER ELF BILLY:I don't know about this guy.
318 00:18:46 Noelle, why did youtell your brother to leave?
319 00:18:48 I thought he would come back.
320 00:18:50 You didn't think abouthow he listens to you,
321 00:18:53 and how your advice affected Christmasand all of the children in the world.
322 00:18:58 I just said, "Take the weekend."
323 00:19:00 -WOMAN 1: She had one job.-WOMAN 2: To look after her brother.
324 00:19:03 -(CROWD GASPING)-WOMAN 3: What a princess.
325 00:19:06 (BIRDS SQUAWKING)
326 00:19:08 I just said, go for the weekend.
327 00:19:16 (SOBBING)
328 00:19:27 Oh, Serge, hot chocolate,double whip cream, and peppermint,
329 00:19:31 in honor of my brother?
330 00:19:32 We're all booked up.Maybe try back in... July.
331 00:19:38 Oh, okay.
332 00:19:44 It can't possibly be that much.What about my Kringle discount? (CHUCKLES)
333 00:19:48 That's only for Santa's immediate family,not cousins.
334 00:20:13 I want it shut.
335 00:20:15 It's been shut, which is whythis room smells like old stockings.
336 00:20:20 (GRUNTS) Uh...
337 00:20:22 Mother's furious, and everybody hates mebecause I've ruined Christmas.
338 00:20:27 And I don't know if my brother's okay.
339 00:20:30 What do you want from me?
340 00:20:32 Stockings, sheets, and pillow cases.
341 00:20:34 Ho, ho... Ow!
342 00:20:37 Princess, for once in your life,
343 00:20:40 try cleaning up your own mess.
344 00:20:42 How do you suggest I do that?
345 00:20:46 ELF POLLY:"Take a journey to a better you."
346 00:20:50 Ugh. Glitter all over the floor.
347 00:20:53 And stop eating waffles in bed.
348 00:20:56 (DOOR CLOSES)
349 00:21:07 Hot chocolate and peppermint.
350 00:21:10 Nick.
351 00:21:14 Maui and San Juan.What's between Maui and San Juan?
352 00:21:23 "Phoenix."
353 00:21:26 Phoenix, Arizona.
354 00:21:46 Princess, do you mind telling mewhat you're doing?
355 00:21:50 I'm going to get my brother,and you're coming with me.
356 00:21:53 (CHUCKLES)
357 00:21:54 No, I'm not.
358 00:21:57 Your mother will not be jolly with this,and it is my job to keep you safe.
359 00:22:01 I left her a card explaining everything,
360 00:22:03 and you can't keep me safeif you're here and I'm in Phoenix.
361 00:22:06 Phoenix? That sounds horrible.
362 00:22:10 (BLEATS)
363 00:22:12 Oh, hey, little guy.
364 00:22:14 Uh, I've gotta go away.
365 00:22:16 (BLEATING)
366 00:22:18 I know you wanna be on the team,you're just not ready yet.
367 00:22:21 So keep practicing, okay?
368 00:22:22 (WHIMPERS)
369 00:22:25 -(BLEATING)-Okay.
370 00:22:28 (BIRDS SQUAWKING)
371 00:22:30 Yes, I know. I'm going to get him.
372 00:22:33 -Princess, get out of here.-No.
373 00:22:35 Listen, you've never beenout of the North Pole.
374 00:22:38 -Polly.-You do not know how to fly this sleigh.
375 00:22:41 Fine. Then it'll all be on Dasher.
376 00:22:43 (GRUNTS)
377 00:22:50 (BOTH YELP)
378 00:22:53 (SNOWCONE BLEATING)
379 00:22:55 (BOTH SCREAMING)
380 00:23:07 (WHIMPERING)
381 00:23:09 Turn this thing around.
382 00:23:11 No. Not going back without my brother.And it's your job to help me.
383 00:23:17 AUTOMATED VOICE:Destination, Phoenix, Arizona.
384 00:23:19 (NOELLE GRUNTING)
385 00:23:25 (BOTH GASPING)
386 00:23:28 (SCREAMING)
387 00:23:42 (SCREAMING)
388 00:24:18 (BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
389 00:24:28 I guess this is their village.Where is everybody?
390 00:24:34 -What do you think you doin'?-Hi. I'm Noelle.
391 00:24:37 Stay right where you are.
392 00:24:39 We are looking for Santa Claus.
393 00:24:42 AUTOMATED VOICE 1: You've got presents.
394 00:24:44 AUTOMATED VOICE 2: Merry Christmas.
395 00:24:46 AUTOMATED VOICE 3: Feliz Navidad!
396 00:24:47 How are you planning on having Christmaswithout the reindeer and the sleigh?
397 00:24:53 -Noelle took the reindeer?-Mmm-hmm.
398 00:24:55 -And the sleigh?-Mmm-hmm.
399 00:24:57 Huh...
400 00:24:59 That's so interesting.
401 00:25:01 What if not having the sleighor the reindeer is a blessing in disguise?
402 00:25:05 I don't think so.
403 00:25:06 This could be the perfect timeto start an online delivery platform.
404 00:25:11 -I don't think so.-What if the reindeer have Lyme disease?
405 00:25:14 What if an asteroidcrashes into the sleigh?
406 00:25:16 These are real concerns,statistically speaking,
407 00:25:18 and I think our customers deserve better.
408 00:25:20 We don't have customers.
409 00:25:23 We have children who need the magicof a Santa coming down the chimney
410 00:25:30 and arranging each presentwith love and care under the tree.
411 00:25:36 Okay, well, now you soundlike a crazy person.
412 00:25:38 Gabe, aren't you even worried aboutyour cousins, Nick and Noelle, and Polly?
413 00:25:44 Who knows what terrible thingshave happened to them?
414 00:25:53 (SIGHING)
415 00:25:56 Uh, hi, thank you, yes, I...My name is Helen Rojas,
416 00:26:00 I'm the managerof the Desert Ridge Marketplace.
417 00:26:02 -Oh, it's nice to meet you.-Yes.
418 00:26:03 Uh, you cannot perform or solicit hereon these grounds without a permit.
419 00:26:07 Can you stop, please? Or I will have tohave you arrested.
420 00:26:10 Can you... This is my desk.
421 00:26:11 -Oh, I'm so sorry.-Thank you, thank you.
422 00:26:13 -Here, I have a...-Oh!
423 00:26:14 Yes, thank you. Mmm-hmm.
424 00:26:17 Okay, now, uh... (EXHALES)
425 00:26:19 Where were we? Um, arrested.
426 00:26:21 Okay, that sounds bad, but can youjust tell me, have you seen this man?
427 00:26:25 -HELEN: Santa?-Yeah.
428 00:26:26 He looks nice and polite,so I haven't dated him.
429 00:26:28 Listen, miss,
430 00:26:29 this isn't the first time someone's triedthis kind of promotional stunt.
431 00:26:33 About two months ago, we had a guywith a sleigh and a reindeer
432 00:26:36 -show up outside of Chase Field...-That's him!
433 00:26:39 That's who I'm looking for.Where did he go?
434 00:26:41 The North Pole.
435 00:26:42 Now, vacate the premisesor I'll have to call the police...
436 00:26:45 -Hey, Helen.-Oh, yes.
437 00:26:46 Was it your idea to bring that sleighand reindeer in here?
438 00:26:49 Uh, yes, Dan. I'm dealing with it...
439 00:26:51 People are rushing into my Petcotrying to find reindeer food.
440 00:26:54 We don't have any,so I just relabeled the birdseed.
441 00:26:57 They love birdseed.
442 00:26:58 This is going to beour best Christmas yet.
443 00:27:00 You'll probably get a raise.
444 00:27:02 You might finally get totake that trip to Hawaii.
445 00:27:05 Gosh, I'd love to go myself one day.
446 00:27:12 I've never tried this before,
447 00:27:14 so I don't knowif I'm gonna do it right, but...
448 00:27:16 Ooh.
449 00:27:18 Can you not do that, please? Thank you.
450 00:27:21 Did I do it wrong?
451 00:27:22 This release form protectsDesert Ridge Marketplace
452 00:27:26 from any liabilitiesas a result of your presence.
453 00:27:32 Thank you.
454 00:27:33 Oh, Helen, which way is Phoenix?
455 00:27:38 Okay. Let's go find my brother.
456 00:27:40 Hold on.
457 00:27:42 Someone has to stayand keep an eye on Dasher and company.
458 00:27:45 They're used to a strict regimenof North Pole hay and training.
459 00:27:49 So, who knows what will happenwhen they're faced with temptation?
460 00:27:53 So, you want me to go out there alone?
461 00:27:56 Noelle, you go out there and you be merry,
462 00:28:00 and you don't tell anybody who you areor where you came from.
463 00:28:05 And always be ready to run away.
464 00:28:29 (HORN HONKING)
465 00:28:30 -I hate you.-No! I am done talking with you about...
466 00:28:33 Every frickin' time. I'm gonna lose it.
467 00:28:38 Oh!
468 00:28:40 Thank you.
469 00:28:42 Ah! Mmm!
470 00:28:47 There's something wrong with that.
471 00:28:50 Don't drink that. That's awful.
472 00:28:56 (POLICE SIREN WAILING)
473 00:29:09 Nick?
474 00:29:11 Nick. (PANTING)
475 00:29:18 Fifty percent off everything.More you buy, the merrier you are.
476 00:29:21 Sir, it's a privilege to wear that suit.
477 00:29:24 Put some pants on.
478 00:29:29 -So naughty.-(BELLS JINGLING)
479 00:29:35 NOELLE: Have you seen this man?
480 00:29:37 Mmm-mmm. (SCOFFS)
481 00:29:39 Definitely not one of ours.
482 00:29:41 Cheap suit, no one's gonna believe that.
483 00:29:51 MAN: Sorry I'm late, dude.Forgot my pants.
484 00:30:02 (MAN CRYING)
485 00:30:06 -(JAKE SIGHS)-(MAN CRYING)
486 00:30:08 You know, Mr. Ortega, I think it's betteryou know the truth about your brother
487 00:30:12 stealing all of your moneythan to live in a fantasy.
488 00:30:16 I disagree.
489 00:30:22 Um...
490 00:30:24 Merry Christmas. Noelle Kringle. Jake?
491 00:30:27 Saw your name on the sign.
492 00:30:28 (CHUCKLES) Why are you so red?
493 00:30:31 And why are you wearing a winter hatand mittens in Phoenix?
494 00:30:34 Because it's an ensemble.
495 00:30:36 But I'm here'cause I'm looking for my brother.
496 00:30:38 I'm worried somethingmight have happened to him.
497 00:30:41 Like what?
498 00:30:43 Well, my father ran a business,
499 00:30:47 and after he passed,my brother was supposed to take over,
500 00:30:50 but he left and came to Phoenix,
501 00:30:51 'cause he said he needed to breatheand stretch and relax.
502 00:30:55 But we have to find him because I know,
503 00:30:58 in his heart, he wants torun the family business.
504 00:31:00 I find most people, they don't knowwhat's in their own hearts.
505 00:31:03 Let alone anyone else's.
506 00:31:04 That's if they even have a heartin the first place.
507 00:31:08 Oh!
508 00:31:09 That's pretty stocking half empty.
509 00:31:11 Yeah, well, I'm a private detective.
510 00:31:13 You get "stocking half empty"pretty quick.
511 00:31:15 -Do you have a picture of this brother?-Yes. His name is Nick Kringle.
512 00:31:20 -Nick Kringle?-Mmm-hmm.
513 00:31:22 -You're Noelle Kringle?-That's me.
514 00:31:25 -You're pretty deep into Christmas.-Best day of the year, right?
515 00:31:28 Yeah, well, it's definitelya day of the year.
516 00:31:30 I'm on the way out, but I'll seewhat I can do for $150 a day.
517 00:31:34 Money, yes. You cannot put a priceon what this is worth to me.
518 00:31:39 -Up front.-(MOUTHS) Okay.
519 00:31:46 "In Santa We Trust"?
520 00:31:48 That's real gold on the outside.And chocolate in the middle.
521 00:31:51 Look, lady, um, with all due respect...
522 00:31:56 Get some sunblock fast.
523 00:32:01 NOELLE: Uh...
524 00:32:03 -Jake, you don't understand, see...-My phone died. Can I borrow yours?
525 00:32:06 I don't have a phone.
526 00:32:07 Oh, of course, probably hard to dialwith mittens on.
527 00:32:10 Only get two days with him beforeChristmas, and now I'm late.
528 00:32:13 -With who?-My son, my boy,
529 00:32:15 I'm supposed to take himto a basketball game
530 00:32:16 and now my ex-wife's...
531 00:32:18 Let's find you a phone.I'm sure somebody will let us...
532 00:32:21 No, people don't just let peopleborrow phones.
533 00:32:24 -It doesn't work that way.-It's Christmas.
534 00:32:25 Oh, I forgot it's Christmas.
535 00:32:27 Okay, excuse me, ma'am,may I please borrow your phone?
536 00:32:30 Like I want your germs.
537 00:32:32 -Okay.-See what I mean?
538 00:32:34 Excuse me, sir,may I please borrow your...
539 00:32:36 Um...
540 00:32:38 See what I mean? Kringle?
541 00:32:42 Kringle?
542 00:32:46 Kringle?
543 00:32:51 Ask him.
544 00:32:53 -Who?-That man, he's nice.
545 00:32:55 -He's nice?-Yeah.
546 00:32:56 How do you know?
547 00:32:58 I don't know, I just know.
548 00:33:01 Excuse me.
549 00:33:04 -Sir, hi.-MAN: Hi.
550 00:33:06 My friend has an important callto make, his phone died.
551 00:33:08 Is there any way he could borrow yours?
552 00:33:11 Sure, no problem.
553 00:33:13 Oh.
554 00:33:16 -Oh, thanks.-It's okay.
555 00:33:17 -Thanks a lot.-No problem.
556 00:33:21 Noelle Kringle. I hope you getwhat you want for Christmas.
557 00:33:24 -Matt Bautista. I'm actually a Buddhist.-Oh, jolly!
558 00:33:27 My dad always said,"Christmas is like sushi,
559 00:33:29 "the Japanese invented it,but now everybody loves it."
560 00:33:32 Well, I do love sushi.
561 00:33:35 Thank you, I really appreciate that.
562 00:33:37 My pleasure. You guys have a great day.
563 00:33:39 -Bye, Matt.-MATT: Bye.
564 00:33:42 Thank you, Kringle. Uh, I gotta run.
565 00:33:51 Give me that picture of your brother.
566 00:33:54 Come by the office tomorrow at 9:00.Bring non-edible money.
567 00:33:58 Do they make that?I'm kidding. I know they do.
568 00:34:00 And I'll find some. I will bring some.
569 00:34:02 Thank you for helping me,you're being so nice.
570 00:34:05 It's a big day for nice.
571 00:34:08 Yeah. Big day for nice.
572 00:34:13 GABE OVER SPEAKERS: Merry Christmas,Elf-folk, it's Santa. Santa Gabe.
573 00:34:18 As you may know, my cousin Nick,the ex-Santa,
574 00:34:21 never completed the Nice or Naughty list,but that's jolly.
575 00:34:24 Because it allowed us to develop...
576 00:34:26 FALALA.
577 00:34:28 Forensic Algorithm for Lateral Analysisof Latent Altruism.
578 00:34:32 It's a digitized metric
579 00:34:34 which allows us to determinea child's Nice or Naughty quotient.
580 00:34:37 For instance...
581 00:34:38 MRS. CLAUS: Holy night.
582 00:34:40 This is Kali from Brooklyn.
583 00:34:42 Using his internet activity,school records,
584 00:34:44 and satellite surveillance,
585 00:34:46 FALALA was able to ascertain thathe is Nice. And he wants a PlayStation.
586 00:34:51 We're now standardizingall packages in green, red,
587 00:34:54 or the best of both, swirl.
588 00:35:09 (CROWD CHEERING)
589 00:35:18 -Oh, what's this?-HELEN: Uh, guacamole?
590 00:35:21 -Guaca-what? Gua...-Guacamole?
591 00:35:24 Guacamole? What is it made from?
592 00:35:27 Hi, Helen.
593 00:35:28 -Can I have $150 a day, please?-(CHOKES)
594 00:35:31 Hey, Helen. We're all out of bird food.
595 00:35:34 They seem toreally be enjoying the churros.
596 00:35:37 Uh, you could buy some churros,cut them into little pieces
597 00:35:39 and sell them as reindeer treats,like you said, Helen?
598 00:35:42 Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well... (GIGGLES)
599 00:35:46 Don't keep these little nuggetsof brilliance all to yourself.
600 00:35:48 How many great ideashave you been sitting on?
601 00:35:52 Three.
602 00:35:53 Let's get together. I'd love to hearanything else you have to say.
603 00:35:57 You're full of surprises. Mmm.
604 00:36:01 -(INHALING DEEPLY)-DAN: Oh.
605 00:36:03 HELEN: Mmm-hmm.
606 00:36:04 -You're the best.-Oh, yeah.
607 00:36:08 -Helen.-(GIGGLING) Yes.
608 00:36:12 I wouldn't... Um...
609 00:36:13 I can't give you $150 in cash.
610 00:36:17 But I can give you $150in retail merchandise.
611 00:36:21 What would you like?Bath Bar, Cinnabon, Chrysler Pacifica?
612 00:36:24 I don't know what those things are,but I will take all of them.
613 00:36:27 Also, can we stay here tonight?
614 00:36:35 WOMAN: Come on. It's a Secret Santa party.
615 00:36:44 (POLLY SNORING)
616 00:37:01 Huh.
617 00:37:03 Matt Bautista is nice.
618 00:37:07 ELDER ELF ABE:Santa, we're still not clear
619 00:37:10 how you plan to deliver billionsof presents with no sleigh or reindeer.
620 00:37:15 First of all, there aren't actuallybillions of presents, Elder Elf Abe.
621 00:37:19 Our research indicates
622 00:37:21 that there are only 2,837 nice childrenin the world.
623 00:37:27 (GASPING)
624 00:37:28 What?
625 00:37:29 Gabe, how is that possible?
626 00:37:32 Nearly every child fibbed,
627 00:37:36 refused to eat their vegetables,
628 00:37:38 or failed to practiceproper dental hygiene.
629 00:37:42 Joy to the worldExcept for you
630 00:37:46 'Cause you forgot to floss
631 00:37:51 Oh, no, you can't measurea child like that.
632 00:37:56 Everyone makes mistakes.
633 00:37:58 Which is why each naughty childwill be receiving an evaluation notice
634 00:38:04 explaining the decision
635 00:38:05 and encouraging themto do better next year.
636 00:38:08 CROWD: No!
637 00:38:09 -(KNOCKING AT DOOR)-(DOOR OPENS)
638 00:38:13 JAKE: Kringle, come in.
639 00:38:14 Was just lookin' at your case.
640 00:38:16 Oh.
641 00:38:24 Oh, hi! Who are you?
642 00:38:26 Oh, this is my son. Alex, this is Noelle.
643 00:38:28 -Hi.-Hi!
644 00:38:29 Oh, I totally see the resemblance.
645 00:38:31 I couldn't find any money,but I did bring all this stuff.
646 00:38:36 -Did you steal this stuff?-Of course not. Stealing's naughty.
647 00:38:40 -Is that the new Madden?-I don't know, maybe.
648 00:38:43 And also, I had all theseextra Christmas decorations
649 00:38:47 in the sleeve... of my jacket.
650 00:38:51 And I thought they mightbrighten the place up a little.
651 00:38:54 Oh, thanks, that's kind. I haven'tcome up with much on your brother.
652 00:38:57 I'm gonna need some more time, not today,'cause Alex and I are going to laser tag.
653 00:39:01 -I'd rather go to work with you, Dad.-Me too!
654 00:39:04 I never get to go to work.Unless it's at the workshop.
655 00:39:07 But we're not going to a workshop. Are we?
656 00:39:10 I never get to see what you do.It'll be interesting.
657 00:39:13 So interesting.
658 00:39:14 Um...
659 00:39:16 I don't know about that. But, uh...Sure, if that's what you want to do.
660 00:39:20 Let me get your other file, Kringle.
661 00:39:25 So, Alex, are you excited about Christmas?
662 00:39:29 I have mixed feelings, honestly.
663 00:39:31 About Christmas? How's that possible?
664 00:39:34 It's complicated.
665 00:39:36 Maybe you're just not eating enough.
666 00:39:38 I can't. It's terrible.
667 00:39:40 The eggs are rubbery,
668 00:39:41 the bacon is burnt on the outside,and raw in the middle.
669 00:39:44 Pancakes bounce, I don't even knowwhat that is, and there's no seasoning.
670 00:39:48 Would you like a candy cane?
671 00:39:49 No, I have to eat this.
672 00:39:52 I don't wanna hurt my dad's feelings,he worked hard on it.
673 00:39:54 Oh, well, maybe I can help.
674 00:39:58 Just get a couple pancake...
675 00:40:01 -Oh!-JAKE: Kringle!
676 00:40:04 Hey! Good appetite.
677 00:40:07 That is how you grow upstrong and healthy.
678 00:40:10 So, Kringle, I called the police,the hospitals,
679 00:40:13 the morgue,the bureau of records, nothing.
680 00:40:14 Only place left to check are the shelters.
681 00:40:17 Shelters like igloos?
682 00:40:25 WOMAN: Good morning,welcome to Phoenix shelter.
683 00:40:27 How can I help you?
684 00:40:28 Morning, my name's Jake Hapman.I'm a licensed private detective.
685 00:40:32 We're looking for a Nick Kringle.
686 00:40:34 WOMAN: A Nick Kringle?
687 00:40:35 JAKE: He's about 6'2",he's dressed in a red suit,
688 00:40:38 he's got a beard, pom-pom.
689 00:40:41 I have a picture.
690 00:40:42 And, yes. I know how strange that sounds.
691 00:40:46 -That's so beautiful.-She can't hear you.
692 00:40:48 -Oh. (LOUDLY) That's...-She's deaf.
693 00:40:51 Sorry.
694 00:40:55 It's really a lovely picture, though.
695 00:40:59 (MOUTHING)
696 00:41:07 My daughter says thank you,and she wants to know what your name is.
697 00:41:11 My name is Noelle.
698 00:41:16 Do you know sign?
699 00:41:19 No. Not that I'm aware of, no.
700 00:41:27 It's nice to meet you too, Michelle.What do you want for Christmas?
701 00:41:42 I need to go get her lunch,but it was nice to meet you.
702 00:41:49 An iPad. You got it.
703 00:41:54 How did you just do that?
704 00:41:56 I don't know. I don't.
705 00:41:59 -Did you study it in school?-No, I majored in calligraphy,
706 00:42:02 I had a minor in popcorn stringing.
707 00:42:04 (PANTING) And I...None of this make sense.
708 00:42:06 What kind of world is this? This is awful.
709 00:42:09 You have people without homesand food, and I'm so hot. God!
710 00:42:13 Uh, do you have any ice in this town?
711 00:42:24 Kringle, two minutes.
712 00:42:32 Hello. Merry Christmas.
713 00:42:35 -Can I get some fruit pops?-Sure.
714 00:42:37 Ooh, fruit pops. There you go.
715 00:42:39 Do you want anything else?Any gelato or...
716 00:42:42 No, I think I'm good. Thanks.
717 00:42:44 I like your pants, they're jolly.
718 00:42:46 Yeah. They're yoga pants. Like yours.
719 00:42:50 Yes. And these are my yogurt pants.
720 00:42:54 No. Yoga... pants.
721 00:42:58 Oh, yeah. I love yogurt pants.
722 00:43:04 -Never mind.-(GIGGLING) Okay. Bye.
723 00:43:07 She was weird, right?
724 00:43:09 ALEX: Where are you from?
725 00:43:10 A little town up north.
726 00:43:13 -You mean Canada?-Canada wishes.
727 00:43:16 Mmm, instant hot chocolate?Is this for real?
728 00:43:19 It's a powder. You pour hot water in itand it becomes hot chocolate, instantly.
729 00:43:22 Mmm, sounds naughty.
730 00:43:24 It's way better when you make itwith real melted chocolate.
731 00:43:27 Yeah, I agree.
732 00:43:29 -That's how we used to make it.-With your mom and dad?
733 00:43:31 We tried to keep my dadout of the kitchen,
734 00:43:34 but he was in charge ofputting lights in the tree
735 00:43:36 and we'd hang stockings together.
736 00:43:37 This toy is messy.
737 00:43:39 I don't thinkwe're gonna be doing that this year.
738 00:43:43 'Cause it's complicated?
739 00:43:46 Yeah. Well, it's still Christmas,you know?
740 00:43:49 And you still get a present from Santa.
741 00:43:51 Oh...
742 00:43:52 It's kind of offensive.
743 00:43:54 -I don't think I still believe in Santa.-Santa's real.
744 00:43:57 He's under a lot of pressure right now,but he's very real.
745 00:43:59 In fact, if you tell me what you want,put in a good word for ya. Hmm?
746 00:44:04 Come on, give me a shot.
747 00:44:06 Try me, come on.
748 00:44:09 -Okay. I think I want...-Hey, Kringle.
749 00:44:12 -I found your brother.-What?
750 00:44:14 -Yep.-How?
751 00:44:15 The yoga pants.
752 00:44:16 -Why do people keep saying that to me?-Yoga.
753 00:44:18 You said Nick wanted to breathe,stretch and relax? I did some googling,
754 00:44:22 and I found a Christmas Yoga Classtaught by a Nick K.
755 00:44:26 Nick K? Nick K! That's him! Ah!
756 00:44:28 Let's go find him.Ready, and one, two, three...
757 00:44:32 -I'm gonna drop Alex at my sister's...-Okay.
758 00:44:34 -...and I'll drive you up there.-Um, sir...
759 00:44:37 This says Santy Claus.
760 00:44:38 You know it's Santa Claus. I...
761 00:44:41 These'll just get sent back if youdon't fix that. Okay, thank you, bye.
762 00:44:47 You know what you need to do? You need toget Alex the perfect Christmas present.
763 00:44:52 What about a cheese grater for Alex.Or a George Foreman Grill?
764 00:44:57 Alex doesn't cook.
765 00:44:59 Oh.
766 00:45:00 Are you sure?
767 00:45:01 He analyzed the breakfast you gave himthis morning in great detail.
768 00:45:05 He really warmed up to you.
769 00:45:08 -He's a great kid, isn't he?-Yeah. Oh, steak knives.
770 00:45:10 Sometimes, I feel like a hyped-upcamp counselor when he's around.
771 00:45:16 I have to make surehe's havin' a good time
772 00:45:19 since we don't get tosee each other as much.
773 00:45:22 And I feel guilty and...
774 00:45:24 And then I overcompensate and...
775 00:45:27 I don't know.
776 00:45:30 That must be hard.
777 00:45:34 Anyway, here we are.
778 00:45:44 Oh, hey, there it is.
779 00:45:46 Okay.
780 00:45:47 You were so great with Alex,I wanted to give you this.
781 00:45:52 NOELLE: This, thank you.
782 00:45:55 Wow. Um, it's, uh...
783 00:45:58 Oh, mmm...
784 00:45:59 Yeah, it's... Oh, okay.
785 00:46:02 (GIGGLING)
786 00:46:03 Oh, my gosh, it's magical. Look at that.
787 00:46:08 -Uh...-Ugh. (COUGHS)
788 00:46:11 Stuffed chimneys!
789 00:46:13 It smells like it should taste good,but it doesn't.
790 00:46:16 You're supposed to put in on your face.Haven't you ever used sunblock before?
791 00:46:20 Yeah, sunblock. No, I love sunblock.
792 00:46:22 It's for blocking the sun.It's great. Is that good?
793 00:46:25 You might wanna spread it around.
794 00:46:27 Oh, no, yeah, I forgot tospread it around. Just like that.
795 00:46:30 It's burning. Oh, my God, it's in my eye.
796 00:46:32 -Well, you wanna...-It's in my eye.
797 00:46:34 -What do you like about this product?-Stay still. Let me...
798 00:46:36 -Stop. Just gotta rub it in.-Okay, yep!
799 00:46:38 -Just stay still.-Worse than getting hit with a slush ball.
800 00:46:42 Just gotta... You got a couple ofextra coats, but...
801 00:46:48 Never know when you're gonna needan extra coat. It is winter.
802 00:46:53 -Thanks!-No problem.
803 00:46:55 All right. Good luck in there.
804 00:46:58 Say hello to your brother for me.
805 00:46:59 Will do. Merry Christmas.
806 00:47:10 MAN: Breathe in through your nose,out your mouth.
807 00:47:15 Now assume... downward facing reindeer.
808 00:47:23 Very good, Cindy. Pete?
809 00:47:26 -(SCREAMS)-STUDENTS: Ow!
810 00:47:29 Hey, hey! (LAUGHING)
811 00:47:32 -What are you doing here?-What are you doing here?
812 00:47:35 -What are you doing here?-What are you doing here? This is crazy.
813 00:47:38 -What's on your face?-Oh! Oh, it's sunblock.
814 00:47:42 Yeah, the heat here, right?
815 00:47:43 It's like being locked in the cookiecottage during toll-house season, right?
816 00:47:47 -Oh, by the way... You scared me so much.-Shh!
817 00:47:49 -Come on.-Yoga voice.
818 00:47:51 -You had me worried sick.-Yoga voice.
819 00:47:53 -Mom's been beside herself.-Yoga voice. Stop. Wait. Ellie, I'm sorry.
820 00:47:56 I'm sorry, okay. Just hold on.Can't let anybody hear.
821 00:48:01 Listen, I like it here. Okay?
822 00:48:04 I like the weather. I like yoga, I mean,I donated all my thermals to charity.
823 00:48:09 Weird, you can tell me about itin the sleigh.
824 00:48:11 No, listen. I'm...
825 00:48:14 I'm not going back.
826 00:48:16 I'm sorry, I must havecotton candy in my ears.
827 00:48:19 I know. I can't pretend to besomeone I'm not anymore.
828 00:48:24 I could, but I start to break outin a rash, and my hair starts to...
829 00:48:28 Okay, Nick, I understand.
830 00:48:30 You're under a lot of pressure and I knowwhat it's like to be a Kringle,
831 00:48:33 -this family legacy we have to live up to.-Not the same thing.
832 00:48:36 Well, I am Santa's daughter, so...
833 00:48:38 Well, no one's ever expected anythingof you, Noelle.
834 00:48:42 I mean, I've been trainingto be Santa my whole life.
835 00:48:46 While you've been... What?Cutting ribbon,
836 00:48:48 and making your silly cards?
837 00:48:51 -Thought you liked my cards.-I do.
838 00:48:54 I'm sorry I said that.I do like your cards.
839 00:48:55 They're very creative.I admire your shakti.
840 00:48:58 -My what?-Your female energy.
841 00:49:00 Besides, you're the onethat told me to go.
842 00:49:03 You said, you, you said,"Go! Take some time."
843 00:49:06 I said take the weekend.Nobody listens to me.
844 00:49:10 You know how hard this has been?
845 00:49:11 Everybody at home is blaming me,yelling at me,
846 00:49:13 and nobody's giving memy Kringle discount anymore.
847 00:49:16 So it doesn't matterthat I'm finally happy
848 00:49:18 or that me leaving the Pole was thebest thing I could've done for Christmas.
849 00:49:21 All that mattersis what's happening to you.
850 00:49:23 Oh, you better not pout,you better not cry.
851 00:49:26 All I have ever done is try to help you.
852 00:49:28 You're a coward who's too afraidto be Santa Claus!
853 00:49:31 Exactly! Bingo! Partridge in a pear tree!That's what I've been trying to tell you!
854 00:49:35 -Then I guess, that's all there is to say.-Wait, where are you going?
855 00:49:39 I'm going to the North Polewhere nobody expects anything from me.
856 00:49:42 Do you know what?If I wasn't so enlightened,
857 00:49:44 I'd be seething with anger right now.
858 00:49:45 -Oh, ho, ho!-Yeah!
859 00:49:47 -So now you don't like my shakti?-No!
860 00:49:48 You don't like my female energy?
861 00:49:50 -Is this too much for you?-Relax.
862 00:49:52 Oh, I'll give you female energy.
863 00:49:54 Oh!
864 00:49:55 Get ready, 'cause I...
865 00:49:58 Don't do that. Please.
866 00:49:59 (ALL GASPING)
867 00:50:01 Wow! That's a big deal in here.
868 00:50:05 NOELLE: Merry Christmas!
869 00:50:10 WOMAN ON PA: Come seeand play with Santa's reindeer,
870 00:50:13 only at Desert Ridge Marketplace.
871 00:50:15 Ooh!
872 00:50:17 WOMAN: Look at the reindeer!
873 00:50:18 NOELLE: Nick's happy here.Yeah, he wants to stay.
874 00:50:21 You know what? Maybe it'll be fine.Maybe Gabe will be a great Santa.
875 00:50:24 -Hey, Noelle.-What are you guys doing here?
876 00:50:27 We heard about these amazing reindeerat the mall.
877 00:50:29 Are you a part of this?
878 00:50:30 Well, yes, I know these reindeer.
879 00:50:34 (GRUNTING)
880 00:50:37 Who are these people?
881 00:50:38 Oh, Jake, Alex. This is Elf...
882 00:50:41 This is my aunt, Polly.She plays an elf in the show.
883 00:50:44 A grumpy, bitter, miserable elf.
884 00:50:46 I thought elves weresupposed to be like, uh...
885 00:50:48 Cute? That's a common misconception.
886 00:50:53 Now wait a minute.I wanna show you something.
887 00:50:56 See this? What do you think it does?
888 00:50:59 Nothing. It's just for show. Try those.
889 00:51:02 So, how'd it go with your brother?
890 00:51:04 Oh, not great. Yeah, we got ina big argument. So...
891 00:51:07 -The holidays can be tough.-Mmm.
892 00:51:09 Alex is spending Christmaswith his step-dad and my ex, Jessie.
893 00:51:13 This is the first holidaysince the divorce.
894 00:51:15 So he's havin' a rough time.
895 00:51:17 She's invited me overfor Christmas morning.
896 00:51:19 That's amazing!Oh, Alex would love that so much.
897 00:51:22 -You're gonna go, right?-I think she just feels obligated.
898 00:51:25 It'll probably be awkward,I don't wanna ruin Christmas for Alex.
899 00:51:28 I'm gonna stay at home,put a frozen pizza in the oven
900 00:51:30 and watch some basketball.Like a total loser.
901 00:51:33 Dad! The sleigh is amazing.
902 00:51:35 JAKE: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
903 00:51:37 I don't wanna be a party pooper,but I think it's time we get goin'.
904 00:51:41 When are we gonna seeNoelle and Polly again?
905 00:51:43 -Probably never.-Polly! That...
906 00:51:47 Well, I do have somewhereI need to be for Christmas.
907 00:51:50 But you're gonna get your wish and spendChristmas with your whole family.
908 00:51:54 Because you're nice. I mean, officially.
909 00:51:59 Come on. Thanks, guys. It was...
910 00:52:02 It was jolly.
911 00:52:05 Oh, I hope their Christmas works out.
912 00:52:08 Oh, well, look at you.
913 00:52:11 Worrying about someone else's Christmasand not your own.
914 00:52:14 Now that is very mature.
915 00:52:17 Thank you, Polly.
916 00:52:18 (SNOWCONE BLEATING)
917 00:52:19 -(WOMAN GASPS)-Oh! Snowcone!
918 00:52:21 (SNOWCONE BLEATING)
919 00:52:23 What are you doing here?
920 00:52:26 How did you get here?
921 00:52:27 Did you fly here all by yourself?
922 00:52:30 Polly! Look who it is.
923 00:52:33 You're so brave. You must have picked upmy scent from all the people in Phoenix.
924 00:52:37 How many peoplewear gingerbread deodorant?`
925 00:52:41 Oh. What have you got? It's from Mother.
926 00:52:44 "Noelle, I know I was angry,but even though you acted selfishly
927 00:52:48 "and foolishly and immaturely, and..."
928 00:52:50 Right, I'm gonna skip ahead.
929 00:52:53 "Disrespectfully, childishly.
930 00:52:55 "You must find your brotherand bring him home because...
931 00:52:59 "Gabe says there areonly 2,837 nice children,
932 00:53:03 "and wants to deliver their presents bydrone or something called Amazon Prime.
933 00:53:08 "As Kringles, for 2,000 years,
934 00:53:10 "we've dedicated ourselves to bringingthe joy and happiness that is Christmas
935 00:53:14 "to the world and we must make surenothing changes that.
936 00:53:16 "So I sent you the last flying reindeer inthe Pole to help you rescue your brother."
937 00:53:39 NOELLE: Okay, Snowy,
938 00:53:40 you found me, so I knowyou can find Santa, okay?
939 00:53:43 He smells like hot chocolate andpeppermint, now it's mixed with incense.
940 00:53:46 He's on a whole journey.
941 00:53:48 But I need you to track him. Okay?
942 00:53:50 But we can't take you outlooking like this.
943 00:53:51 (DOG BARKING)
944 00:54:06 Just walkin' my dog, you know.
945 00:54:09 His name is Rover. Which is a dog's name.(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
946 00:54:12 That's why I named him that.It's a very rare breed.
947 00:54:15 -He's a white Polar Poodle.-(BLEATS)
948 00:54:17 You smell something? What do you smell?
949 00:54:20 Whoa! Rover!
950 00:54:22 (PEOPLE GASPING)
951 00:54:24 -WOMAN: Merry Christmas, everybody.-NOELLE: Rover!
952 00:54:26 WOMAN: Please make a donation.
953 00:54:30 (PANTING)
954 00:54:31 What do you smell, boy? Was Santa here?
955 00:54:35 Yeah? What do you smell?Where'd he go? Did he go this way?
956 00:54:38 He go this way?
957 00:54:39 (BLEATING)
958 00:54:43 I don't understand.It's very professional,
959 00:54:45 you look very Dasher junior.We gotta find Santa.
960 00:54:48 (BUS HONKS)
961 00:54:53 Next stop, Desert Botanical Gardens.Yoga retreat.
962 00:54:59 NOELLE: Okay!
963 00:55:01 After you.
964 00:55:35 Oh, okay. Great job, little guy.Wish me luck.
965 00:55:39 (BLEATS)
966 00:55:40 (SIGHS)
967 00:55:57 Nick.
968 00:55:59 Hi, I know you're mad at me.
969 00:56:01 Um...
970 00:56:02 There's things going on at homethat... only Santa can fix.
971 00:56:10 Really. See for yourself.
972 00:56:17 Okay. I realize I wasn't seeing thingsfrom your point of view.
973 00:56:23 Nobody asked youif you wanted to wear the hat.
974 00:56:25 We all expected you to take the reinsand that's not fair.
975 00:56:27 And... I'm sorry.
976 00:56:33 But we really need you.
977 00:56:38 Nick, won't you even speak to me?
978 00:56:43 Silent for how long?
979 00:56:46 When the flowers, yeah, when...
980 00:56:48 It's the... Is this a...
981 00:56:50 -And a... A hand comes in.-(WHISTLING)
982 00:56:52 Is that a bird landing?
983 00:56:55 You were always bad at charades.This will take forever.
984 00:56:57 Two words? Two words.
985 00:56:59 Two words. First word, me.
986 00:57:01 Until sunrise.
987 00:57:03 Shh!
988 00:57:05 Okay. Well, I can wait till sunrise.
989 00:57:07 -No!-Talk at sunrise. Yeah.
990 00:57:09 -I'll wait until sunrise.-You gotta go.
991 00:57:11 -I'll be quiet as a mouse.-You've never been quiet. Get outta here.
992 00:57:15 -I'm quiet all the time.-One, two, three, be quiet.
993 00:57:18 -I was only...-(GRUNTS)
994 00:57:20 -I was talking 'cause you were talking.-See! You can't do it.
995 00:57:24 Noelle, I'm sorry, you gotta go.
996 00:57:29 Okay.
997 00:57:32 I'm just gonna leave this.You don't have to read it.
998 00:57:35 Just, if you want to.
999 00:57:38 I love you.
1000 00:57:41 Whatever you wanna do.
1001 00:57:56 Relax.
1002 00:58:00 COMMENTATOR: Team tracks for Texas.
1003 00:58:01 He drives down the court,it's an easy lay-up.
1004 00:58:03 -It helps if you put salt on it.-No one has that much salt, Dad.
1005 00:58:08 Oh.
1006 00:58:10 What did I do wrong?
1007 00:58:11 You can make the pan hotterbefore you put the meat in.
1008 00:58:13 Don't press the patties down so hard.
1009 00:58:15 It loses the juices and gets dried out.And if you toast the bun,
1010 00:58:18 and put some butter on it, it gives itthis crunchy texture each bite.
1011 00:58:21 Oh, why didn't you tell meyou were into cooking?
1012 00:58:25 I thought maybe you wouldn't like it.
1013 00:58:27 Hey, man, I like everything you do.
1014 00:58:31 Hey, maybe you could give me some lessons.
1015 00:58:36 MAN ON PA: Guess who's comingto the marketplace. Santa!
1016 00:58:39 Hope you've been nice this year.
1017 00:58:41 WOMAN: Let's go over there.
1018 00:58:51 Supercuts. How do I look?
1019 00:58:54 Like Prancer.
1020 00:58:56 More like Vixen,with that tuft of hair up there.
1021 00:59:01 Santa!
1022 00:59:03 -Nick. Hey!-Hey.
1023 00:59:04 -(SNOWCONE BLEATING)-I'm so sorry.
1024 00:59:06 Look. What's happening at the Poleis very naughty.
1025 00:59:11 But I can't be Santa.
1026 00:59:13 The Santa that they hired isn't here yet.
1027 00:59:15 Sit with a couple of kids,you'll feel The Twinkle.
1028 00:59:17 And if you don't, no more pressure.I will leave you alone. I almost promise.
1029 00:59:22 -I can't, Ellie.-Nick Kringle,
1030 00:59:24 this is in your blood. It's in your stars.
1031 00:59:27 It's in your destiny.
1032 00:59:29 I left the suit in the North Pole.
1033 00:59:31 That's a problem, Nick. Come on.
1034 00:59:34 This costume is ridiculous.
1035 00:59:36 I don't see any differencefrom what you usually wear.
1036 00:59:38 -Excuse me?-Or...
1037 00:59:39 You think I look like this all the time?
1038 00:59:41 Worst thing anyone's ever said to me.You, gather the reindeer.
1039 00:59:44 -We're doing this and going home.-Well, how is it different?
1040 00:59:47 Little lower and to the right, please.
1041 00:59:51 NICK: I just don't thinkit's that great of an idea.
1042 00:59:53 KIDS: Santa!
1043 00:59:54 -It'll be great.-NICK: There's a lot of them.
1044 00:59:56 -I don't know...-You're gonna be great.
1045 00:59:58 Santa is so excited to meet you guys.
1046 01:00:01 (BLOWS)
1047 01:00:03 You got this. Come on up.
1048 01:00:06 Go ahead. Go on.
1049 01:00:07 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hi!
1050 01:00:11 Merry Christmas. What's your name?
1051 01:00:13 (SPEAKING PUNJABI)
1052 01:00:18 Right back at you.
1053 01:00:20 (CONTINUES SPEAKING PUNJABI)
1054 01:00:29 -His name's Ajeet. He's from India.-Wait, how do you know that?
1055 01:00:32 I don't know. You pick stuff up.
1056 01:00:35 For Christmas, he wants his cousinto come live with him
1057 01:00:37 -in Phoenix, Arizona.-Okay.
1058 01:00:39 (SPEAKING PUNJABI)
1059 01:00:42 -And an iPad.-An iPad. I got that.
1060 01:00:44 That was fun, right? Merry Christmas.
1061 01:00:47 -Do we break for lunch now or is that...-No!
1062 01:00:52 -Hello!-Let's not make a meal out of this.
1063 01:00:56 I'm only doing it so my parentscan practice using Snapchat.
1064 01:01:02 Got it. So, Merry Christmas.What's your name?
1065 01:01:06 Tonya. Tonya Cooperman.
1066 01:01:09 Tonya Cooperman.And have you been a good girl?
1067 01:01:13 I really don't seehow that's your business.
1068 01:01:15 You're right. I'm sorry.
1069 01:01:17 That was over the line, um...
1070 01:01:19 Let's say you were a good girl,
1071 01:01:23 what do you want for Christmas?
1072 01:01:25 Why? You're gonna get it for me?
1073 01:01:27 A pathetic mall Santa?
1074 01:01:30 You're right.He's not gonna get it for you.
1075 01:01:33 Because you were so mean to Jennie Staltsjust 'cause she has a lisp.
1076 01:01:36 Tonya, Jennie is your best friend.
1077 01:01:38 Get over here.
1078 01:01:40 How'd you know about Jennie Stalts?
1079 01:01:42 She had a Jennie Stalts vibe,I don't know.
1080 01:01:45 Usually, it takes people years of yogato get that kind of awareness.
1081 01:01:51 Oh, I see my friend. I'll be back.
1082 01:01:53 -Wait, no!-You're doing great!
1083 01:01:54 No, I'm not. Please,I don't know what I'm doing.
1084 01:01:59 Next.
1085 01:02:02 Hi, Merry Christmas. What's your name?
1086 01:02:05 Why did you write this to me, Santa?
1087 01:02:08 "Dear Roberto, due to yourcontinuous failure to make your bed,
1088 01:02:12 "you will not be receivinga present this year.
1089 01:02:14 "We invite youto correct this naughty flaw
1090 01:02:16 "and reapply for present statusnext Christmas."
1091 01:02:19 Yeah, I didn't write that.
1092 01:02:21 "Best wishes, Santa." Hmm. Right there.
1093 01:02:24 -BOY 1: I got one too.-BOY 2: I got one too.
1094 01:02:26 -GIRL 1: I got one.-BOY 3: I got one too.
1095 01:02:29 Hey! Oh, my God! I'm so jolly you're here.
1096 01:02:33 Did you tell Alex that I would spendChristmas with him and my ex-wife?
1097 01:02:37 Yeah. It's his Christmas wishto go to that Chinese restaurant
1098 01:02:41 you guys always go toon Christmas day, Sun Ming,
1099 01:02:43 and have the red and green egg rolls.
1100 01:02:46 But I told you,Jessie and I don't get along.
1101 01:02:48 She has a new life with her husbandand Alex, and I can't go over there.
1102 01:02:52 Yeah. But if you use Christmasto open up and talk about it...
1103 01:02:55 Me? Open up?
1104 01:02:58 Kringle, you're the one who omits things.
1105 01:03:00 Like how you can speak sign language,or chocolate money.
1106 01:03:05 No. That's fair, um, yeah.
1107 01:03:14 My dad was Santa Claus, he was great.
1108 01:03:18 Every Christmas Eve,he would slide down the chimney.
1109 01:03:20 Could've come in the front door, but hewanted to give us the full treatment.
1110 01:03:24 Nick and I would peek out from our rooms,I'd say I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
1111 01:03:28 And then Dad would sit with us
1112 01:03:30 and tell us about his night,and that was my favorite present.
1113 01:03:33 And then, Elf Polly, now Aunt Polly,
1114 01:03:38 um, she would take us to bed.
1115 01:03:40 Six months ago, Dad died,
1116 01:03:43 so, Nick became Santaand he was feeling overwhelmed,
1117 01:03:45 so I told him that he shouldtake some time off,
1118 01:03:48 get away for a while and he wound up here,
1119 01:03:50 and now he wants to stay and do yoga,
1120 01:03:52 and, um, everybody in the North Poleis really mad at me.
1121 01:03:55 So, I took the sleigh and the reindeerto bring him back.
1122 01:04:04 All right, thank youfor being so nice to Alex.
1123 01:04:08 Good luck, Kringle. Merry Christmas.
1124 01:04:15 BOY: Look, there's another Santa!
1125 01:04:17 MALL SANTA: What're you doing?This is my gig. Time to move.
1126 01:04:20 NICK: Can I just say one thing?
1127 01:04:21 -MALL SANTA: I'm certified.-Sorry.
1128 01:04:22 MALL SANTA: I have a diplomafrom the Phoenix Santa school.
1129 01:04:25 NOELLE: Sit back down.This is where you belong.
1130 01:04:27 -MALL SANTA: I belong in that chair.-NOELLE: Excuse me. You sit down.
1131 01:04:30 You are not even a real Santa.I need you to show some respect.
1132 01:04:33 -He's the real Santa.-GUARD: Let's discuss this over here.
1133 01:04:36 -Hey! You...-(GUARD SCREAMS)
1134 01:04:38 (CROWD GASPING)
1135 01:04:39 -GUARD: You're coming with me.-Oh, sorry!
1136 01:04:41 -NICK: Leave her alone.-This is unnecessary.
1137 01:04:43 -NICK: Noelle!-NOELLE: Nick, stay where you are.
1138 01:04:45 -NICK: Sorry!-These kids need to meet the real Santa.
1139 01:04:47 -NICK: I'll give you a free yoga class.-Uh...
1140 01:04:49 Ho, ho, ho! Who is next? You, come on.
1141 01:04:58 Look, my sister didn't mean any harm,okay? She just...
1142 01:05:00 She used to beat me upfor fun all the time.
1143 01:05:02 She's just having fun, okay?She's fun-loving.
1144 01:05:05 I guess that's why she assaulted a cop.
1145 01:05:07 She's talkin' about crazy thingslike the North Pole and elves.
1146 01:05:10 What's so crazy about elves?
1147 01:05:12 They're holding herfor psychiatric evaluation.
1148 01:05:14 Wait, tomorrow is Christmas Eve, though.
1149 01:05:17 Thanks for the reminder.I still gotta shop.
1150 01:05:19 You still need to shop? Well, you know,I can get you whatever you want.
1151 01:05:24 You know? Straight from the workshop.
1152 01:05:28 You want a My Little Pony ExploreEquestria Crystal Empire Castle playset?
1153 01:05:33 Done.
1154 01:05:35 I'll get it for you. With accessories.
1155 01:05:38 I don't have any kids.
1156 01:05:39 What a shock.
1157 01:05:40 -(ELVES CLAMORING)-(GAVEL BANGING)
1158 01:05:44 WOMAN 1: There's only two daystill Christmas.
1159 01:05:49 Why don't you just eatthe whole gavel, Elder Elf Abe?
1160 01:05:51 Now, I say we take all 2,837 presents,
1161 01:05:56 put them on a motorized ice floewith GPS coordinates and...
1162 01:06:00 -(MURMURING)-WOMAN 2: He can't do it!
1163 01:06:02 GPS coordinates!
1164 01:06:05 Gabe, for the last time,
1165 01:06:08 there're more than 2,837 nice children.
1166 01:06:14 ALL: Yeah!
1167 01:06:15 However many presents there are,we have no way to deliver them.
1168 01:06:19 No, listen to me. I can do this.
1169 01:06:22 We just need to do a reboot or maybeget an appointment at the Genius bar.
1170 01:06:25 Please, I can do it!
1171 01:06:31 Reports are filing infrom all over Phoenix
1172 01:06:33 of emails denying children presentsand signed by Santa Claus.
1173 01:06:39 Young Evelyn Ramirez received onebecause she bites her fingernails.
1174 01:06:43 Another boy was rejectedbecause of his failure to floss.
1175 01:06:48 It seems like there's a real shortageof Christmas spirit this year.
1176 01:06:52 Hopefully, we'll have some morecheerful stories for you soon.
1177 01:06:56 SANTA ROBOT: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,Merry Christmas!
1178 01:07:04 (SANTA ROBOT WHIRRING)
1179 01:07:10 REPORTER ON TV:There was a disturbing scene
1180 01:07:11 at the Desert Ridge Marketplace today.
1181 01:07:14 A hysterical woman...
1182 01:07:38 Listen, I know we can't hangthis Christmas,
1183 01:07:42 but I got you something.
1184 01:07:51 Thanks, Dad. This is great.
1185 01:07:54 I know you told Noelleyou wanted me to come over
1186 01:07:56 and do our traditional Sun Mingred and green eggroll thing, but I just...
1187 01:08:00 Dad, I never told Noelle that.
1188 01:08:02 Well, then, how did she know?
1189 01:08:04 She said I'd get what I wantedfor Christmas, but I never told her.
1190 01:08:07 -Come on, Alex. That's ridiculous.-Dad, it's true!
1191 01:08:10 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1192 01:08:13 (SIGHS)
1193 01:08:21 -Good morning.-Good morning. (CHUCKLES)
1194 01:08:24 Can I come in?
1195 01:08:26 Sure, Aunt Polly.
1196 01:08:27 Thank you.
1197 01:08:28 Or should I say... Elf Polly?
1198 01:08:34 Sit.
1199 01:08:46 Now, I see she told you,
1200 01:08:49 and I see that you don't believe her.
1201 01:08:51 That she lives in the North Pole?
1202 01:08:54 No. I tend to believe what I can see.
1203 01:08:59 Well, if that's the only problem.
1204 01:09:01 JAKE: Oh!
1205 01:09:03 You should get that looked at.
1206 01:09:06 Let me ask you a question, Detective.
1207 01:09:09 Can you see love?
1208 01:09:13 Can you see sorrow?
1209 01:09:17 Can you see joy?
1210 01:09:21 Is there anything realer than that?
1211 01:09:25 Like what you feel for your boy?
1212 01:09:47 How can I help?
1213 01:09:49 Get her out of that hospital,and I will take care of the rest.
1214 01:09:55 Why do you thinkyou're here today, Noelle?
1215 01:09:59 Because I kicked a policeman,
1216 01:10:01 which isn't illegal where I'm from.Because we don't have policeman.
1217 01:10:06 I see.
1218 01:10:08 And where are you from?
1219 01:10:11 The North Pole, and my dad is Santa Claus,
1220 01:10:14 and now my brother is Santa Claus.You can start laughing now.
1221 01:10:18 I'm not gonna laugh, Noelle.
1222 01:10:21 I've dealt with many patientswho have unusual identities.
1223 01:10:24 I treat a man who believeshe's the tooth fairy.
1224 01:10:29 Well, that's ridiculous.
1225 01:10:30 And a woman who's certainshe's Mother Nature.
1226 01:10:34 Wow. Some real nuts out there.
1227 01:10:36 And I have another patient who's convincedhe's Frosty the Snowman.
1228 01:10:40 Frosty's here?
1229 01:10:43 No, no. Come on. Nice try.Frosty couldn't survive in Phoenix.
1230 01:10:47 At home, he doesn't even go indoors.
1231 01:10:49 He's terrified of fireplaces.
1232 01:10:52 Drama queen. Miss that guy.
1233 01:10:57 You know, the thing is,
1234 01:10:59 I just thought this was my chanceto do something right.
1235 01:11:02 You know? I wanted to proveI'm not some spoiled princess
1236 01:11:06 who just thinks about herself and writesher silly cards all day, you know?
1237 01:11:11 I always thought, eventually,I'd do something important.
1238 01:11:18 (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
1239 01:11:19 -Yes?-Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Sussman,
1240 01:11:22 but I need Miss Kringleon official police business for a second.
1241 01:11:26 That's fine.
1242 01:11:33 OFFICER: Right outside if you need me,Jake. You got two minutes.
1243 01:11:41 (DOOR LOCKS)
1244 01:11:44 Look, I don't know how you knewabout me and Alex,
1245 01:11:48 -and our red and green eggroll tradition.-I shouldn't have interfered.
1246 01:11:51 You know, but you made him happy.And you made me...
1247 01:11:54 Deliriously joyful.
1248 01:11:57 Laugh... mostly at you.
1249 01:12:00 Which still makes it my best Christmasin a long time.
1250 01:12:02 So, when Polly came to see meabout getting you out of here...
1251 01:12:05 Wait, so you believe what I told you?
1252 01:12:08 I believe that you believe.
1253 01:12:12 But to get out of here,stop talking about the North Pole,
1254 01:12:14 -and Santa Claus.-(BELLS JINGLING)
1255 01:12:16 -Yeah. And sleighs.-And sleighs.
1256 01:12:17 Oh!
1257 01:12:19 What? What?
1258 01:12:23 Oh, the sleigh. You've seen it before.You saw it at the mall.
1259 01:12:26 You haven't seen it hovering11 stories up, that's the only difference.
1260 01:12:32 You okay?
1261 01:12:34 Miss Kringle, I think thatwe should resume and... Oh!
1262 01:12:37 -Hi.-Hi.
1263 01:12:39 That's unusual.
1264 01:12:41 (BLEATING)
1265 01:12:47 CLARA: Jake? It's Clara. Open up.
1266 01:12:51 Quick, get in your...
1267 01:12:52 -Sleigh, yeah.-Sleigh.
1268 01:12:55 You're not a total loser.You're a nice person.
1269 01:12:57 And a wonderful dad.
1270 01:12:59 And you're very generous with sunblock.
1271 01:13:01 CLARA: Jake? Open up.
1272 01:13:03 -Just go!-Yeah.
1273 01:13:06 Come on.
1274 01:13:07 ELF POLLY: Careful.
1275 01:13:09 -Oh, boy.-NICK: Okay.
1276 01:13:10 -(MOUTHING) Bye.-Okay, let's go.
1277 01:13:13 -Whoa! I'm not good at this!-ELF POLLY: Yes, yes you are.
1278 01:13:19 (NICK SCREAMING)
1279 01:13:22 SANTA'S HELPERS:I'll have a Blue Christmas without you
1280 01:13:30 MAN: We miss you, Santa.
1281 01:13:31 SANTA'S HELPERS: I'll be so bluejust thinking about you
1282 01:13:38 MAN: Candy just doesn't taste the samewithout you, Santa.
1283 01:13:40 SANTA'S HELPERS: Decorations of red
1284 01:13:45 On a green Christmas tree
1285 01:13:50 Won't be the same, dear
1286 01:13:54 If you're not here with me
1287 01:13:56 MAN: Just come back, we gotthe milk and cookies for you, Santa.
1288 01:13:59 And when those blue memories start calling
1289 01:14:04 Snowball fights, the Coco. All the fun.
1290 01:14:06 You'll be...
1291 01:14:08 CROWD: Santa's back!
1292 01:14:10 (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
1293 01:14:11 Ooh!
1294 01:14:13 My children are home! (LAUGHING)
1295 01:14:18 I missed you! Oh, my goodness!
1296 01:14:22 You did it, Noelle. Polly!
1297 01:14:25 Uh...
1298 01:14:28 I... I know I let you all down,
1299 01:14:34 but while I was away, I...
1300 01:14:38 I learned what it takes to be Santa.
1301 01:14:41 It's about understanding people,and, uh...
1302 01:14:45 and really listeningto what they have to say.
1303 01:14:48 And, um...
1304 01:14:51 And just making everyone feel jolly.
1305 01:14:55 Which is why I know that we havea real Santa right here in the Pole.
1306 01:15:00 CROWD: Yes!
1307 01:15:04 My sister, Noelle.
1308 01:15:06 -What?-MAN: What did he say?
1309 01:15:08 WOMAN: Did he say "Noelle?"
1310 01:15:09 (CROWD MURMURING)
1311 01:15:13 Nick. I appreciate the gesture,but what are you doing?
1312 01:15:16 That's why I came home, you know.
1313 01:15:17 The minute I saw you with those kids,I knew.
1314 01:15:19 No. Okay. Maybe I inherited a coupleof Dad's powers,
1315 01:15:22 -but what...-You have The Twinkle, Ellie.
1316 01:15:25 A girl? Santa's not a girl!
1317 01:15:28 Whoa!
1318 01:15:29 (CLAMORING)
1319 01:15:33 Silent... night!
1320 01:15:43 I rechecked the Christmas covenant.
1321 01:15:46 And it turns out there's nothing therethat says a woman can't be Santa.
1322 01:15:51 WOMAN: See?
1323 01:15:53 It's just a tradition we've beenblindly following for thousands of years.
1324 01:15:58 -These things happen.-Oh, man!
1325 01:16:00 The question is,what really makes a Santa?
1326 01:16:05 Ultimately, the one thing all Santas shareis the ability to inspire us
1327 01:16:10 with the Christmas spirit.
1328 01:16:14 Noelle, can you inspire us?
1329 01:16:17 What does Christmas mean to you?
1330 01:16:38 I used to think Christmaswas the best day of the year.
1331 01:16:41 Presents and caroling.
1332 01:16:45 But I met people for whomit isn't the best day
1333 01:16:48 because it reminds them they don't haveenough food to eat or a place to live.
1334 01:16:53 Or maybe even someoneto share the day with.
1335 01:16:57 And it got me thinking.
1336 01:17:00 For thousands of years,we've jingled bells and delivered toys,
1337 01:17:03 and the world just gets more awfuland miserable. So what's the point?
1338 01:17:10 But I also met a girl at a shelterwho drew these beautiful pictures,
1339 01:17:15 and her Christmas wish wasn't for herself.
1340 01:17:18 It was for her motherto be able to find a job.
1341 01:17:22 And I met a woman at a marketplace
1342 01:17:24 who worked so hard to fill Christmaswith fun and music,
1343 01:17:28 even though she knew she might not haveanyone to spend it with.
1344 01:17:33 And I met this sweet, wonderful boywho has this big heart.
1345 01:17:38 And his father
1346 01:17:39 who doesn't even believe in Christmas,but made sure we could be home for it.
1347 01:17:46 We have this list of nice peoplefrom Hong Kong to Houston
1348 01:17:51 doing wonderful, selfless things.
1349 01:17:56 And I know Christmascan't solve all our problems.
1350 01:18:01 But it gives us hope.
1351 01:18:04 It inspires us to be nice.
1352 01:18:06 That might not seem like much, but...
1353 01:18:10 when someone's sad or just lonely,
1354 01:18:14 it can be the biggest thing in the world.
1355 01:18:17 And presents are part of it.
1356 01:18:20 I like presents as much as anybody.
1357 01:18:25 Okay, more.
1358 01:18:26 (ALL LAUGHING)
1359 01:18:28 WOMAN: Oh, yeah, that's true.
1360 01:18:30 But now, I think it's not just aboutthe presents we get.
1361 01:18:34 It's about the presents we give.
1362 01:18:37 The presents of love and understanding.
1363 01:18:41 (CRYING)
1364 01:18:48 And also, iPads.
1365 01:18:55 My little girl.
1366 01:18:58 Looks like we got a Santa, guys!
1367 01:19:00 -WOMAN: Yeah, finally!-(CROWD CHEERING)
1368 01:19:10 Ho, ho, ho.
1369 01:19:15 If a child wakes up, try to coax themgently back to sleep.
1370 01:19:22 (GRUNTING)
1371 01:19:38 MRS. CLAUS: I want everyoneto double-check everything.
1372 01:19:43 NOELLE: Mother.
1373 01:19:46 Um...
1374 01:19:48 I'm not sure about this.
1375 01:19:51 You know how it works.It fits you when you fit it.
1376 01:19:58 Sweetie, you have nothingto be nervous about.
1377 01:20:00 Um, son,why don't we go check the reindeer?
1378 01:20:03 The reindeer? They have ticks.
1379 01:20:04 -That's... Come on.-It's not...
1380 01:20:06 -Let's just go.-No.
1381 01:20:07 Come on. Go.
1382 01:20:13 What're you doing? You knowSanta has to fly solo on Christmas Eve.
1383 01:20:17 Force of habit.Once a nanny, always a nanny.
1384 01:20:20 Elf Polly.
1385 01:20:22 Yes?
1386 01:20:24 I don't know if I'm ready, Polly.
1387 01:20:28 You know what I'm really scared of?Some kid's gonna wake up, look at me,
1388 01:20:32 and say, "You're not Santa."
1389 01:20:37 From the first momentthat I held you in my arms,
1390 01:20:41 I could see something in your eyes,and I said to myself,
1391 01:20:45 "This girl has The Twinkle."
1392 01:20:51 You're ready.
1393 01:20:54 Oh!
1394 01:20:56 -Pull yourself together.-(CHUCKLES)
1395 01:21:16 Wait. Someone's missing.
1396 01:21:20 (VOCALIZING)
1397 01:21:26 (CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
1398 01:21:29 Dude, this is supposed to be our song,come on!
1399 01:21:40 Okay, Snowy.I need all the help I can get.
1400 01:21:43 You're my guy, right?
1401 01:21:46 Fly straight?
1402 01:21:58 You're facing the wrong way.
1403 01:22:02 I'm really glad it's not me.
1404 01:22:13 (EXHALES HEAVILY)
1405 01:22:16 On Snowcone!
1406 01:22:28 (BLEATS)
1407 01:22:29 (GRUNTING)
1408 01:22:46 NOELLE: Puffins, scatter!
1409 01:22:56 (GRUNTING)
1410 01:23:06 (NOELLE SCREAMING)
1411 01:23:11 No! Snowy! Snow...
1412 01:23:20 All right.
1413 01:23:26 We wish you a merry ChristmasWe...
1414 01:23:30 (GRUNTING)
1415 01:23:35 (SCREAMING)
1416 01:23:39 (PANTING)
1417 01:23:46 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
1418 01:23:49 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
1419 01:23:58 (BARKS)
1420 01:24:00 (NOELLE SPEAKING FRENCH)
1421 01:24:07 (ALARMS BLARING)
1422 01:24:10 Did we miss Greece?
1423 01:24:13 (TOILET FLUSHING)
1424 01:24:35 (ALARM BLARING)
1425 01:24:45 We're Jewish.
1426 01:25:07 I'm sorry, Dad.
1427 01:26:11 (TOY PLAYING TUNE)
1428 01:26:14 (WHISPERING) No, no, no, no.Sorry, sorry, sorry. Go back to sleep.
1429 01:26:18 -Seriously. Go back to... Oh!-WOMAN: Ow!
1430 01:26:20 Ma'am, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1431 01:26:22 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.No. Go back to sleep!
1432 01:26:32 Hi.
1433 01:26:34 (MOUTHING)
1434 01:26:37 She says, "Merry Christmas, Santa."
1435 01:26:43 Santa?
1436 01:26:48 Thank you, Michelle.
1437 01:26:50 I needed that.
1438 01:26:53 Now you go to sleep. Okay?
1439 01:27:02 -Merry Christmas, Santa.-GIRL: Merry Christmas.
1440 01:27:05 Merry Christmas, Santa.
1441 01:27:07 Merry Christmas.
1442 01:27:09 PEOPLE: Merry Christmas.
1443 01:27:11 Go to sleep. You go to sleep.
1444 01:27:32 (CHUCKLES)
1445 01:27:43 NOELLE: Sometimes, all you needis a nice word from a friend
1446 01:27:46 to make you feel comfortablein your own boots.
1447 01:27:49 But once that happened,I was ready to go to work.
1448 01:27:53 I went back to Greece,
1449 01:27:55 and visited a few other places I'd missed,
1450 01:27:58 and then I made sure to keep a promiseI'd made to Alex.
1451 01:28:07 Oh, wow.
1452 01:28:09 Your stop, I believe.
1453 01:28:10 Yeah. Aren't you supposed to bring Alexa Christmas present or something?
1454 01:28:15 I did. He's sitting right next to me.
1455 01:28:18 I don't know if this is a great idea.
1456 01:28:20 I don't want my exand her husband to feel weird.
1457 01:28:23 Traditions change. Right?
1458 01:28:29 The new ones are scary.
1459 01:28:31 But they might be great.
1460 01:28:33 And if you knowwhat Christmas means to you,
1461 01:28:36 the tradition's just the wrapping.
1462 01:28:40 Christmas means spending time with Alex.
1463 01:28:44 There you go.
1464 01:28:45 That's jolly! Okay! Now get in there.
1465 01:28:48 I'm serious. You get one ride. Get out.
1466 01:28:49 -Go.-Okay.
1467 01:28:51 -Very busy. Very busy woman.-Pushy Santa.
1468 01:28:53 So, will I see you again?
1469 01:28:57 Every December 24th.
1470 01:29:01 I don't know what that is.
1471 01:29:02 It's what you do when you thinksomeone's awesome.
1472 01:29:05 Aw. Well...
1473 01:29:10 -All right.-Oh, right.
1474 01:29:12 Got it.
1475 01:29:14 Okay.
1476 01:29:15 -On Snowcone!-(SNOWCONE BLEATING)
1477 01:29:19 NOELLE: Merry Christmas!
1478 01:29:22 Man, that's fun to say!
1479 01:29:24 I was so happy that Jakegot to see Alex for Christmas.
1480 01:29:27 -Merry Christmas!-Dad!
1481 01:29:32 I knew you'd come.
1482 01:29:34 And Helen finally got her vacation.
1483 01:29:39 (CHEERING)
1484 01:29:42 NOELLE: And when Michelle and her mom
1485 01:29:44 woke up the next morning,they found a present under the tree
1486 01:29:47 with a job listingat a school for the deaf.
1487 01:29:49 Oh, and an iPad. Obviously.
1488 01:29:54 Dad always said you never forgetyour first Christmas as Santa.
1489 01:29:58 Okay, he said it to Nick,
1490 01:29:59 but I overheard it,and oh, my garland, was he right!
1491 01:30:02 I hoped he'd be proud of me.
1492 01:30:04 And I hoped everyone at home hadcome around to the idea of a girl Santa.
1493 01:30:09 (ALL CHEERING)
1494 01:30:13 BOY: Look, Santa's back!
1495 01:30:15 NOELLE: Turns out, I didn't have to worry.
1496 01:30:17 Santa Noelle!
1497 01:30:18 KIDS: Merry Christmas, Santa Noelle!
1498 01:30:25 Well, guess who came to town!
1499 01:30:30 -(NICK CLEARS THROAT) Namaste, sis.-Um, Namaste.
1500 01:30:34 Congratulations, Santa.
1501 01:30:36 NOELLE: Now that I was the 24th Kringleto wear the red hat,
1502 01:30:40 I had a couple small changesI wanted to make.
1503 01:30:44 We opened the first yoga studioin the Pole.
1504 01:30:46 (LAUGHING) Sorry.
1505 01:30:48 I made Polly the first female elder elf.
1506 01:30:51 Hey! Get out of my garden, now! Go!
1507 01:30:55 NOELLE: Which I slightly regret.
1508 01:30:56 These are high-intensityinfrared Santa goggles
1509 01:30:59 which allow you to detect any lasersbetween you and a tree.
1510 01:31:01 Very impressive. Have we come up withanything to deal with big, mean dogs?
1511 01:31:05 Just this bone.
1512 01:31:06 Okay. Keep working.
1513 01:31:08 And as for me,I mean, I'm Santa. It's great!
1514 01:31:12 -Keep it coming.-Thanks, Santa.
1515 01:31:14 Thank you very much.
1516 01:31:15 Okay, a letter fromJake and Alex, everybody.
1517 01:31:18 Alex is into music now,
1518 01:31:20 so a slow cooker is outand drum kit is in.
1519 01:31:22 And throw in a pair of noise-cancellingheadphones for dad. Great.
1520 01:31:29 When I was a little girl,
1521 01:31:31 Christmas Eve was alwaysthe best night of the year.
1522 01:31:34 But this time, it was better than ever.
1523 01:31:38 Because instead of getting the presents,
1524 01:31:41 I was giving them.
