乐高星球大战:夏日假期 Lego Star Wars: Summer Vacation(2022)(EN)Subtitles
Movie:乐高星球大战:夏日假期 (Lego Star Wars: Summer Vacation) (2022)4K
Era:2022
Length:120 minute
Country: USA
Language:English
Era:2022
Length:120 minute
Country:
Language:English
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1 00:00:35 Okay, this is it, everyone.We're here to have some fun! Come on!
2 00:00:42 LANDO: Welcome aboard the Halcyon,
3 00:00:45 the most luxurious star cruiserin the galaxy.
4 00:00:49 I'm Lando Calrissian, newly-appointedambassador of the Chandrila Star Line,
5 00:00:55 where your journey is our privilege.
6 00:00:58 Hey, look, guys! It's Lando! Hey, Lando!
7 00:01:02 That's a holo-vid, Finn.
8 00:01:03 Isn't it great?No Stormtroopers. No TIE Fighters.
9 00:01:07 No threat of galactic annihilation.
10 00:01:09 It'll be an adventure.A vacation adventure!
11 00:01:12 It's a nice idea, buddy, but...
12 00:01:15 Do heroes even take vacations?
13 00:01:16 Just look atall these activities. (LAUGHS)
14 00:01:20 Poe, you love your activities, buddy.
15 00:01:23 I do. I do love activities.
16 00:01:27 Okay, first we take a private bridge tour,followed by a holo-sabacc tournament,
17 00:01:30 then a quick bitein the Crown of Corellia Dining Room.
18 00:01:33 But eat fast, because after that,it's a brisk walk around the sun deck.
19 00:01:36 Poe, it's a vacation.When do we, you know, relax?
20 00:01:41 I can schedulefive minutes of relaxing time
21 00:01:43 in between shuffleboard andthe engineering room experience.
22 00:01:47 -"Engineering room experience"?-(GRUNTS)
23 00:01:49 That's the spirit, Poe.And here, to catch some rays, Rey.
24 00:01:54 Hmm.
25 00:01:56 I could use a little R and R and R.Rest, relaxation, and reading.
26 00:02:01 Relaxing. With a Jedi text?
27 00:02:03 You relax your way, I relax mine.
28 00:02:07 (SLURPING)
29 00:02:08 -Mmm. This is pretty nice.-They even have a spa.
30 00:02:12 Oil baths for everyone.Finally, we are on holiday.
31 00:02:18 -It's not that kind of holiday.-Let it go.
32 00:02:21 Yeah, but it's... Letting it go.
33 00:02:23 See? It's gonna be great. We need this.
34 00:02:28 Especially since it's the last timewe'll all be together.
35 00:02:32 Anyway, uh, I'll go check us in.
36 00:02:34 Okay, people, time's wasting.Let's get a move on.
37 00:02:37 Where are you going?
38 00:02:38 REY: To the sun deck.
39 00:02:39 I'd try to talk you out of it,but we're already behind schedule.
40 00:02:44 Okay, Rose and Rey, you're on deck seven,room three-o-one...
41 00:02:48 Rey? Rose? Where'd everyone go?Whole point was to do this all together.
42 00:02:56 Attention, passengers.The Halcyon is now departing Chandrila.
43 00:03:01 You're about to go on a vacationunlike any you've experienced.
44 00:03:06 Strap in, baby.
45 00:03:23 Hello, I am BV-RJ, human-cyborg libations.
46 00:03:27 May I offer you a beverage?
47 00:03:29 What do you recommend for someonewhose friends ditched him?
48 00:03:31 BV-RJ: Better friends?
49 00:03:34 I have just the drink. The Yerdua drop.
50 00:03:40 This trip sure isn't going like I'd hoped.
51 00:03:42 MAN: They rarely do.
52 00:03:44 Right? I, uh... Whoa! What is in this?
53 00:03:51 Who are you?
54 00:03:52 Obi-Wan Kenobi. Hello, there.
55 00:03:55 Obi-Wan Kenobi?From the Battle of Geonosis?
56 00:03:58 And the attack on Felucia?And the Siege of Ryloth?
57 00:04:00 And... I'm kind of a Clone Wars expert.
58 00:04:03 It is an honor, sir. General.Sir General. General Kenobi.
59 00:04:07 No need to stand on ceremony, young Finn.
60 00:04:10 Call me Obi-Wan.We're on vacation after all.
61 00:04:16 Rey once told me that past Jedi mayappear to help guide us in times of need.
62 00:04:20 Is that why you're here?What is it? Is it another Death Star?
63 00:04:24 A Second Order? Is the Emperorcoming back again... again?
64 00:04:28 No, I sensed a Jedi in need of counsel.
65 00:04:32 Oh. Uh...
66 00:04:34 Rey's somewhere on the ship.But I'm not sure where.
67 00:04:37 I'm talking about you.
68 00:04:39 Me? Oh, I'm good. Ha!
69 00:04:42 My friends are gone, but I'm hanging outin an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.
70 00:04:46 Finn.
71 00:04:47 Okay, I'm not good.
72 00:04:48 My friends are gone and I'm hanging outin an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.
73 00:04:52 It is a vacation, Finn.They're enjoying themselves.
74 00:04:56 You must learn to enjoy yourself.
75 00:05:00 Wait, wait, wait.What do you know about vacations?
76 00:05:02 You're telling me the greatObi-Wan Kenobi took a vacation? Ha!
77 00:05:08 Well, from a certain point of view.It was back on Tatooine.
78 00:05:16 (JAWAS LAUGHING)
79 00:05:18 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
80 00:05:22 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
81 00:05:29 (CHATTER STOPS)
82 00:05:35 (CHATTER CONTINUES)
83 00:05:37 Ooh! You look like you came out on thelosing end of a Bantha-milking contest.
84 00:05:42 You don't know the half of it.
85 00:05:43 Cup of caf?
86 00:05:47 -(SPITS)-(GASPS)
87 00:05:49 Jawa Juice. Lots of ice.And if anyone asks,
88 00:05:51 I've been here all day.
89 00:05:52 STORMTROOPER: There she is.
90 00:05:57 Show us your identification, Rebel spy.
91 00:05:59 Me? Oh, I'm no spy.I'm on vacation with my husband.
92 00:06:06 STORMTROOPER 1: Vacation? In Mos Eisley?
93 00:06:09 Mos definitely.
94 00:06:11 STORMTROOPER 1: Hmm. Identification.
95 00:06:13 Oh. Identification. Where would I...Dank farrik.
96 00:06:17 Honey, did I leave our identificationat the Great Pit of Carkoon?
97 00:06:20 Which, by the way,is at best just an okay pit.
98 00:06:25 I'd stay out of it.
99 00:06:28 She'd forget her own headif it weren't already snapped on.
100 00:06:31 STORMTROOPER 1: Identification. Now.
101 00:06:33 You don't need to see her identification.
102 00:06:36 STORMTROOPER 1:We don't need to see her identification.
103 00:06:38 She's not the spy you're looking for.
104 00:06:40 STORMTROOPER 2:She's not the spy we're looking for.
105 00:06:43 She will enjoy her trip.
106 00:06:45 STORMTROOPER 1: Enjoy your trip.
107 00:06:48 -Whoa. Thank you.-Ben. My pleasure.
108 00:06:53 Sorry I can't stay and chat, Ben.I'm kind of in a rush.
109 00:06:57 Seriously, don't get involved.
110 00:07:00 Wait, uh, Miss...
111 00:07:03 Valeria. Colvett Valeria.
112 00:07:06 Perhaps you could usesome assistance on your spy mission.
113 00:07:10 Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
114 00:07:13 And your secret is safe with me, Jedi.
115 00:07:18 So, are you coming or what?
116 00:07:22 My Rebel cell intercepteda shipment of coaxium,
117 00:07:25 but we were ambushed in Hutt Space.
118 00:07:27 Now Jabba is selling itback to the Empire.
119 00:07:32 It's all going down atJabba's annual birthday barbecue,
120 00:07:35 the one day a yearhe opens his palace to everyone.
121 00:07:39 Clever. Doing the deal in plain sight
122 00:07:41 eliminates the fearof a double-cross by either side.
123 00:07:45 Hmm. They won't feel so cleverafter we steal it back.
124 00:07:48 What's your plan?
125 00:07:51 -Play it cool.-(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
126 00:07:54 Just a married couple on vacationhaving fun at a birthday barbecue.
127 00:07:58 (PEOPLE CHEERING)
128 00:08:08 I'll look for the coaxium, you keep watch.And try to blend in.
129 00:08:13 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay.Here I am, blending in.
130 00:08:21 Ben, haven't you ever been to a party?Or just relaxed?
131 00:08:26 Have some food. Mingle.Maybe you'll overhear something useful.
132 00:08:30 Hmm, that's a... Mingle.
133 00:08:35 (CACKLING)
134 00:08:38 How'd the mingling go?
135 00:08:40 I moved on to eating.
136 00:08:42 Have you located the coaxium?
137 00:08:43 I think so. But it's surrounded bythose Imperials and Jabba's goons.
138 00:08:47 Somehow, I have to get to itwithout them noticing.
139 00:08:50 -Well, that sounds rather difficult.-You don't know the half of it.
140 00:08:54 Turns out, I've had run-inswith some of these folks in the past.
141 00:08:57 Them, and them, and them.
142 00:09:01 So, pretty much everyone but that Jawa.
143 00:09:04 Oh, no, him too.I need to create a diversion.
144 00:09:08 And how exactly are you going to do that?
145 00:09:11 Oh, I'm not. You are.
146 00:09:14 Gamorrean Girls in the key of D.
147 00:09:17 You're going to sing.
148 00:09:19 -Me? Sing?-Uh-huh.
149 00:09:21 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)-No, no, no. I don't sing. Sing?
150 00:09:25 (SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night
151 00:09:27 -Uh...-(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)
152 00:09:29 (SINGING) From the sands of Tatooine
153 00:09:33 To the hills of Canto Bight?
154 00:09:37 Come on, Ben. You gotta sell it.Use the Force... of your personality.
155 00:09:43 Yes, um...
156 00:09:45 (SINGING) Gamorrean guysget out on the floor
157 00:09:47 It's time to get downAnd go wild like a boar
158 00:09:52 Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guysMove...
159 00:09:57 There you go. Keep it up.
160 00:10:00 Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
161 00:10:03 Fly like a shipthrough the star-filled skies
162 00:10:05 Gamorrean guys and Gamorrean girls
163 00:10:07 Moving like you're groovingTill you're out of this world
164 00:10:09 OBI-WAN: (LAUGHS) Yes!
165 00:10:13 Rodians to the floor! Come on, Rodians!
166 00:10:18 Now the Jawas to the floor!
167 00:10:21 JAWA: Utini!
168 00:10:22 Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
169 00:10:25 Utini indeedy.
170 00:10:33 Stormtroopers, report to your post.
171 00:10:38 STORMTROOPER 1:Hey. It's the guy from the cantina.
172 00:10:40 The dance floor is now your postWhat, what
173 00:10:42 The dance floor is now your postHa, ha!
174 00:10:46 Yeah! Let me hear the Outer Rim scream!
175 00:10:51 -(CROWD CHEERS)-A twin sun scream!
176 00:10:56 Shall we proceed with the exchange?
177 00:10:58 The Empire is willing tocompensate you for this coaxium
178 00:11:01 in a way that will makea fine birthday gift.
179 00:11:04 Oh, Bounty hunters, Imperials,you can't hide either!
180 00:11:10 He's right. I can't hide... my moves!
181 00:11:14 (LAUGHS)
182 00:11:16 (SPEAKING HUTTESE)
183 00:11:18 -I don't dance.-(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
184 00:11:20 Fine. But only because it's your birthday.
185 00:11:30 (SINGING) Go, Jabba! Go, Jabba!
186 00:11:33 To the dance floor! Shake that tail!
187 00:11:37 Whoo-hoo!
188 00:11:39 (ROARS)
189 00:11:41 When I say, "Nee Jabba,"you say, "Nobata."
190 00:11:43 -Nee Jabba.-Nobata!
191 00:11:44 -Nee Jabba!-Nobata!
192 00:11:47 Psst! Ben! Ben! I got it!Let's get out of here!
193 00:11:53 What? (LAUGHS) My wife, everyone. Yes!
194 00:11:57 We're a married couplehaving fun on vacation!
195 00:12:00 -(ALL WHOOPING)-MAN: They make a lovely couple.
196 00:12:03 -MAN 2: Yeah, you are!-Wrap it up.
197 00:12:05 (LAUGHS)
198 00:12:07 -Thank you! Thank you, all!-(CROWD GASPS)
199 00:12:14 (SPEAKING HUTTESE)
200 00:12:15 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh-oh.
201 00:12:18 (SPEAKING HUTTESE)
202 00:12:21 We need to go right now.
203 00:12:24 (JABBA YELLS IN HUTTESE)
204 00:12:25 -Huh? (CACKLES)-(ALARM BLARING)
205 00:12:29 (GRUNTS)
206 00:12:31 (ROARS)
207 00:12:32 (GASPS)
208 00:12:35 Halt, you Rebel scu...
209 00:12:37 -(SCREAMS)-(ROARING)
210 00:12:45 (BOTH GROAN)
211 00:12:54 (STORMTROOPERS GASP)
212 00:12:55 Thanks, Ben.
213 00:12:56 It appears we'll needa new form of transport.
214 00:12:59 There! Jabba's birthday skiff!
215 00:13:05 Next stop, Mos Eisley Spaceport.
216 00:13:08 -A wretched hive of scum and villainy!-(LASERS FIRING)
217 00:13:12 Go! Go! Go!
218 00:13:18 Faster! Faster!
219 00:13:20 VALERIA: It's maxed out!Some birthday present.
220 00:13:24 If he hits that coaxium, we're cooked.Take him out.
221 00:13:34 We've lost the cannon.
222 00:13:38 (BEEPING)
223 00:13:39 VALERIA: Do something, Ben!
224 00:13:49 (OBI-WAN GROANS)
225 00:13:52 (SNIFFS AND GRUNTS)
226 00:13:54 (BOBA GRUMBLING)
227 00:13:59 BOBA: They got away. I'm coming back.
228 00:14:02 (JABBA SPEAKS HUTTESE)
229 00:14:04 BOBA: Yes, fine, I'll pick up more ice!
230 00:14:09 (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
231 00:14:10 Well, that's all of it.You sure you won't come with me?
232 00:14:13 The Rebellion needsall the help we can get.
233 00:14:15 Oh, I'm getting too oldfor that sort of thing.
234 00:14:19 You still got moves, old man.
235 00:14:21 And I'm not just talkingabout the Jedi stuff.
236 00:14:23 Admit it, you had fun back there,singing and dancing.
237 00:14:27 Indeed, I did.
238 00:14:33 But I have duties here.
239 00:14:38 Thank you for beingsuch a great fake husband, Ben.
240 00:14:41 May the Force be with you, Colvett.
241 00:14:49 Beggar's Canyon, here I come!
242 00:14:52 Whoo-hoo!
243 00:15:00 (SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night
244 00:15:03 From the sands of Tatooineto the hills of Canto Bight
245 00:15:07 So, even on your time offyou just ended up doing Jedi stuff?
246 00:15:11 I hate to break it to you,but that was not a vacation.
247 00:15:14 It was for me.I had fun in the moment, Finn.
248 00:15:19 And I advise you to do the same.
249 00:15:21 Because in my experience, one neverknows how long a moment will last.
250 00:15:30 "Fun in the moment."
251 00:15:33 Well, that's not gonna happenif I'm just sitting here.
252 00:15:38 LANDO: Welcome to our climate simulator,
253 00:15:41 where you can baskin that warm artificial sun.
254 00:15:45 But bring plenty of lotion,because the burn is real.
255 00:15:51 Rey! I finally found you!You'll never guess what happened!
256 00:15:55 I was in the lounge by myself,
257 00:15:57 and then Obi-Wan Kenobi,like, appeared to me and...
258 00:16:01 Hey. Does that mean I'm now an officialJedi or... Rey? Rey?
259 00:16:08 Porgs. So many porgslooking at me with their big porgy eyes.
260 00:16:15 (SNORING)
261 00:16:16 We'll catch up later. It's cool.
262 00:16:24 We are now approaching Scarif,our first port of call.
263 00:16:29 The newly restored beachesare the perfect place
264 00:16:32 for your friends and familyto hang out and hang ten.
265 00:16:35 Complimentary shuttlesdepart in two minutes.
266 00:16:37 C-3PO: Master Finn!
267 00:16:39 Threepio! Where you been?
268 00:16:41 C-3PO: Receiving the most gloriousoil bath.
269 00:16:44 I had carbon scoring in portsI didn't even know I had.
270 00:16:48 Have you seen the others?
271 00:16:50 -Finn! There you are.-Hey! I was just looking for everyone.
272 00:16:54 -Where's Poe?-We had to ditch him.
273 00:16:56 (GRUNTS)
274 00:16:58 He's been running us raggedwith his nonstop activities.
275 00:17:01 He even booked a tour of the trashcompactor. The trash compactor!
276 00:17:05 Hurry. Yeah, we gotta hide, before he...
277 00:17:07 POE: There you all are!
278 00:17:08 ... He finds us.
279 00:17:10 POE: Pardon me, excuse me.Sorry about that.
280 00:17:12 Make way for the general, right?
281 00:17:14 Seriously, please move. Excuse me.
282 00:17:15 Guys, you bailed on theTaste Around the Galaxy dining experience.
283 00:17:19 Rose, Chewie, you're gonna lovethese galactic cream puffs.
284 00:17:23 Scatter! He can't get us all.
285 00:17:25 C-3PO: Wait for us!
286 00:17:27 LANDO: Shuttles are now departing.
287 00:17:29 Go have more fun!
288 00:17:30 Hey, hey! Whoa! It's okay.I don't care what we do,
289 00:17:34 I just want to do it together.
290 00:17:40 Let's get out of here.
291 00:17:42 (GRUNTS)
292 00:17:48 (SIGHS) "Have fun in the moment, Finn."
293 00:17:58 And here I am, in the moment,having fun. Alone.
294 00:18:05 (SIGHS)
295 00:18:10 (MAN BREATHING DEEPLY)
296 00:18:16 Who are you?
297 00:18:19 Anakin Skywalker.
298 00:18:21 Anakin Skywalker.This day just gets weirder and weirder.
299 00:18:25 Let me guess, you sensed a Jedi introuble and wanna help.
300 00:18:28 That's why the SkyGuy is here,to get in with Finn.
301 00:18:31 So, what's up?
302 00:18:33 I planned a tripto hang out with my friends,
303 00:18:35 but from the moment we took off,everything went wrong.
304 00:18:38 First, I lose them, then I find them,then I lose them again,
305 00:18:41 and Obi-Wan Kenobi saysI have to have fun in the moment,
306 00:18:45 but here I am alone. Again.
307 00:18:48 Uh, hold up. Obi-Wan said, "Have fun"?
308 00:18:51 (LAUGHS)
309 00:18:54 Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?
310 00:18:57 Uh-huh. But I can't even do that.
311 00:19:00 (GROANS)
312 00:19:01 Sand, right? It gets everywhere.
313 00:19:04 (SIGHS) What was I thinking?Maybe Rose was right.
314 00:19:07 Heroes don't take vacations.Evil sure doesn't.
315 00:19:09 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
316 00:19:11 You sure about that?
317 00:19:12 Right now, I'm not sureabout anything, okay?
318 00:19:15 Except I have sandin places sand shouldn't be.
319 00:19:19 All right. Finn, we gotta put thoseemotions in carbonite and chill, man.
320 00:19:23 What if I told youevil does take a vacation.
321 00:19:25 In fact, I knew this guy who was,like, the worst of the worst.
322 00:19:29 And even he took one.
323 00:19:35 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)-(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
324 00:19:39 (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
325 00:19:42 -DARTH VADER: Happy Empire Day!-Meh.
326 00:19:46 But this is a celebrationof the order we brought to the galaxy.
327 00:19:50 -Uh, "We"?-(SIGHS) You.
328 00:19:53 Sure, it's a celebration.For them. Down there having fun,
329 00:19:58 shaking their stupid sparklers,stuffing their faces with ronto wraps.
330 00:20:04 (YELLS) I want to zap eachand every last one of you!
331 00:20:09 (ALL CHEERING)
332 00:20:11 (SIGHS) But what do I get?The same thing every day.
333 00:20:16 Wake up, have a light breakfast,and then, nothing.
334 00:20:19 No Jedi, nothing left to conquer,nothing to do.
335 00:20:24 Just endless bureaucratic nonsense.I'm lucky if I even get my zaps in.
336 00:20:29 (GASPS) Oh, look, the Senate is squabblingover taxation of outlying trade routes.
337 00:20:35 -What else is new?-(MAN GROANS)
338 00:20:37 You know the drill.Smash it, squash it, crush it.
339 00:20:41 Now, off you go, Tommy Two-Horns.
340 00:20:43 (SCREAMS)
341 00:20:44 You know, sometimes, I wishI could just leave all of this behind.
342 00:20:48 No one to bother you.Not a care in the galaxy.
343 00:20:53 DARTH VADER: Not a care in the galaxy.
344 00:20:55 That's it!We're going to get you away from it all.
345 00:20:58 And I know just the place.
346 00:21:05 (HUMMING EMPIRE THEME)
347 00:21:08 What did I tell you? Scarif hasthe nicest beaches in the galaxy.
348 00:21:13 Meh.
349 00:21:14 DARTH VADER: Ah.Perfect spot to enjoy paradise.
350 00:21:18 Yeah, the helmet and armorreally scream "paradise."
351 00:21:24 Get rubbing. Rubbity, rubbity. And don'tforget my shoulders. They really burn.
352 00:21:30 (SIGHS)
353 00:21:32 (LOTION SQUELCHES)
354 00:21:34 Look, nothing but empty beach. No one tobother you, no demands on your time.
355 00:21:39 -It's so...-Boring.
356 00:21:42 (DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING)
357 00:21:43 Hey, that sounds... not boring.
358 00:21:47 VIC: All right, put downthose lightsabers, it's time to
359 00:21:50 Force your way onto the dance floor!'Cause of, you know, the Force.
360 00:21:54 Here we go!
361 00:21:55 (SINGING) Come on out in the sun nowCome on out and have fun now
362 00:22:00 Fly over to a placeIn space
363 00:22:03 So far, far away
364 00:22:05 Ugh. Out of my way. You! Gah!
365 00:22:08 Get out. Ow!Do you have any idea who I am?
366 00:22:12 I ought to zippity-zap that smileright off their face.
367 00:22:18 You know, I thought you said the beachwas empty. It's fully operational.
368 00:22:23 Ugh. Good thing we got awayfrom crowded Coruscant.
369 00:22:27 (CONTINUES SINGING)
370 00:22:29 Oh, look, even more singing and dancing.
371 00:22:32 Some Empire Day this turned out to be.
372 00:22:34 We traveled halfwayacross the galaxy for this?
373 00:22:37 Well, I blame myself, really.
374 00:22:39 You think I'd learnnot to put you in charge of anything.
375 00:22:42 Ugh. Smells like a beachedMon Calamari out here.
376 00:22:45 That does it! I did this for you!
377 00:22:48 You think I want to be out in this sun?It's like a swamp in this armor!
378 00:22:53 -You were right. Let's go home.-Fine.
379 00:22:58 -Gonna be a long trip.-Especially the way you fly.
380 00:23:02 -Gonna blow up the beach-(CROWD CHEERING)
381 00:23:04 We're Vic Vankoh and the Bith Boys.
382 00:23:06 Now, who's ready for the bigbeach game competition?
383 00:23:11 (SCOFFS) Not me.
384 00:23:13 The winners receive two passesto our All-You-Can-Scarif-Down buffet!
385 00:23:18 -DARTH VADER: Ooh!-Oh, big deal.
386 00:23:21 -And will be declared Rulers Of The Beach!-(GASPS)
387 00:23:26 Ruler? Lord Vader, prepare for battle.
388 00:23:34 (BLOWS WHISTLE)
389 00:23:37 I'm open, I'm open.Over here. Oh, oh, oh! Pass it to me.
390 00:23:44 Ha! Up top. Down low.On the flip side. (FARTS)
391 00:23:48 (BLOWS WHISTLE)
392 00:23:53 (HUMMING INCREDULOUSLY) Hmm?
393 00:23:56 (BLOWS WHISTLE)
394 00:23:59 (LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS)
395 00:24:02 Everybody, limbo!
396 00:24:07 (GASPS) It burns.
397 00:24:10 Who's next?
398 00:24:12 (BLOWING WHISTLE)
399 00:24:18 The winners of every single contestand Rulers of the Beach are...
400 00:24:25 I never got your names.
401 00:24:26 It's Sheev. Sheev Palpa... Palpa...Sky... Welker... Junior?
402 00:24:33 And your friend looks awfully familiar.
403 00:24:36 (BREATHS HEAVILY)
404 00:24:38 Who? Him? He's no one.
405 00:24:39 The Rulers of the Beach!
406 00:24:42 That's right! Ruler of the Beach!Me! Unlimited power!
407 00:24:49 (CROWD GRUMBLING)
408 00:24:54 (AIR HORN BLOWS)
409 00:24:58 -What is this abomination?-A participation trophy.
410 00:25:01 You know, we were going for,you know, a laidback vibe,
411 00:25:04 'cause here on Scarif, everyone's a ruler.
412 00:25:07 Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic.If everyone is a ruler, then no one is.
413 00:25:12 And if no one is a ruler,then you have chaos! Zappity-zappity!
414 00:25:17 Hey! It's the Emperor!
415 00:25:19 -(CROWD SCREAMING)-DARTH VADER: Hey!
416 00:25:20 Hey! It's Darth Vader!
417 00:25:23 No time for buffets.You've got work to do. Lots of work.
418 00:25:26 Work? But we're on vacation.
419 00:25:29 Ah, that's the thing. This little triphas made me realize something.
420 00:25:33 When you do what you love,every day is a vacation.
421 00:25:37 Now, you're going to buildan Imperial base right here on Scarif.
422 00:25:41 What's left of this stageis a perfect place for barracks.
423 00:25:44 The data vaultwill fill in that lovely dune.
424 00:25:47 Oh, and, of course,we'll put a shield gate over here,
425 00:25:50 but the master switch way over there.
426 00:25:57 So, Scarif just went from resortto Imperial base back to resort.
427 00:26:02 That's a bit of an up-and-back.But there's an important lesson.
428 00:26:06 The Emperor was impossible to please?
429 00:26:07 -Well, yeah, but, no.-Sand and armor don't mix?
430 00:26:11 -Close.-Don't give in to the dark side?
431 00:26:12 Eventually. But most importantly,you gotta find your bliss.
432 00:26:17 Do what you love.
433 00:26:18 What do you love to do, Finn?
434 00:26:20 What do I love?
435 00:26:22 Figure that out,and you'll be made in the shade.
436 00:26:25 "Do what you love." Wait. Did you justgive me a life lesson from the Emperor?
437 00:26:31 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
438 00:26:45 "Enjoy your vacation while you can.""Do what you'd love."
439 00:26:53 Where are they?
440 00:26:55 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
441 00:26:59 At Chandrila Star Line, we want yourexperience to be like my cape collection,
442 00:27:04 ultra-luxurious and always in style.
443 00:27:08 We hope you and yoursare enjoying your vacation together.
444 00:27:13 Zip it, Lando.
445 00:27:14 Vacation... Cation together.Ation together.
446 00:27:19 LEIA: Surprising how hardthat can be sometimes.
447 00:27:22 FINN: Leia?
448 00:27:23 That's General Organa to you.
449 00:27:26 Right, sorry, General.
450 00:27:28 Finn, I'm teasing. You seem a little lost.
451 00:27:31 I'm working through some stuff.
452 00:27:33 Like how to have fun in the momentlike Master Kenobi told me.
453 00:27:36 Obi-Wan Kenobi said to have fun?
454 00:27:39 (LAUGHS)
455 00:27:42 Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?
456 00:27:44 And then, Anakin Skywalkertold me to do what I love.
457 00:27:49 I've spent more time todaywith ghosts than my friends.
458 00:27:53 No offense, General. And I'm startingto regret even taking this trip.
459 00:27:57 Finn, we all need to get awayevery now and then. I certainly did.
460 00:28:01 You? The war hero? The Resistance General?
461 00:28:07 You're those things, too.
462 00:28:08 Then why am I having such a hard time?
463 00:28:10 Because sometimes a vacation is aboutmore than just having fun. A lot more.
464 00:28:15 Let me tell you about a tripHan and I once took.
465 00:28:19 We had planned a final family trip
466 00:28:21 on our way to take our sonto begin his Jedi training.
467 00:28:25 TOUR DROID: Once a mining colonyduring the Imperial era,
468 00:28:27 Mimban is now home to manyhistorical attractions, including this.
469 00:28:32 The galaxy's fourth largest ball of mud.
470 00:28:35 This is where Chewie and I first met.Isn't this great, Ben?
471 00:28:39 Great? When a bunch of Stormtroopersthrew you in a pit for him to eat you?
472 00:28:43 -(BELLOWS)-Yeah. Good times.
473 00:28:46 (SIGHS)
474 00:28:47 TOUR DROID: Now, please, follow me to seethe galaxy's third largest ball of mud.
475 00:28:53 Hey, what do you think, pal?Pretty cool, huh?
476 00:28:55 You want a T-shirt?
477 00:29:00 (SIGHS) No offense, Dad, but when you saidwe were gonna make a "fun stop,"
478 00:29:04 I assumed it would actually be fun.
479 00:29:07 Who doesn't think this is fun?
480 00:29:09 C-3PO: (GASPING) I'm... I'm stuck!
481 00:29:14 (R2-D2 BEEPING)
482 00:29:16 Does Ben realize how lucky he is?
483 00:29:18 I never had family vacations growing up.Or a family.
484 00:29:22 Oh, he's getting older, Han.
485 00:29:25 He doesn't wanna slosh aroundin his father's memories.
486 00:29:28 He wants his own adventures.
487 00:29:30 His own adventures.
488 00:29:32 (C-3PO EXCLAIMS AND SCREAMS)
489 00:29:36 (R2-D2 SCREAMS)
490 00:29:41 Chewie, set a course for Endor.
491 00:29:43 (BELLOWS)
492 00:29:45 Han, what did I say about not making Benslosh around in your memories?
493 00:29:49 I'm not. It's this fancy new resort.
494 00:29:52 It'll be fun family bonding.What do you say, Son?
495 00:29:57 Dad! You know what would be really fun?
496 00:29:59 If I flew us there.
497 00:30:03 Fly the Falcon?Uh, maybe someday when you're older.
498 00:30:07 Oh, you never let me do anything.
499 00:30:13 You flew at his age.
500 00:30:15 Speeders and swoops.And I crashed. A lot. He isn't ready.
501 00:30:21 Is it possible that you're not ready?
502 00:30:23 I'm ready. I'm so ready.Not ready for what?
503 00:30:28 To let him go.
504 00:30:31 (BELLOWS)
505 00:30:34 All right. Endor, here we come.
506 00:30:39 Not quite what I had in mind.
507 00:30:45 But we'll make the best of it.
508 00:30:48 (SIGHS)
509 00:30:49 Hey, maybe we cantake a ride together, buddy.
510 00:30:52 (GRUNTS)
511 00:30:54 (SCOFFS) Can't we just go to Uncle Luke's?
512 00:30:56 Ben's right, Han.This place is seriously rundown.
513 00:31:00 We prefer the term"Ewok rustic," Your Highness.
514 00:31:04 Welcome to the Lake Villages of Endor.
515 00:31:07 I'm Wick Cooper.Intergalactic bon vivant and proprietor.
516 00:31:12 But, please, call me Mr. Cooper.
517 00:31:15 And let me say how thrilled we are
518 00:31:18 to have the esteemed Organa-Solosas our guests. Luxury awaits.
519 00:31:24 C-3PO: Oh, my!
520 00:31:26 -And I see you've found Lake Ewok.-(C-3PO SCREAMS)
521 00:31:37 -Your eyes okay, kid?-(GASPS)
522 00:31:39 You look like you've been staring intoa twin sun solar eclipse.
523 00:31:42 I... Um...
524 00:31:45 This is my daughter, Sidero.Say hello to our guests, princess.
525 00:31:49 Dad, don't call me...Princess Leia Organa! What an honor.
526 00:31:54 Hi, Sidero. This is Han, and Chewbacca.
527 00:31:57 -(R2-D2 BEEPS)-Whoa! R2-D2?
528 00:32:01 And I am C-3PO, human...
529 00:32:03 You didn't tell methey were staying with us.
530 00:32:05 This is so cool!Oh, and can I have some credits?
531 00:32:09 I'm meeting Mahlnorat the Admiral Snack Bar.
532 00:32:11 -It's a... It's a...-I'm not saying it.
533 00:32:14 It's a snack! (LAUGHS)
534 00:32:16 Of course, my little porgie-pie.Hey, why don't you show Ben the beach?
535 00:32:22 Uh, me? Go with her?
536 00:32:25 Whoa! He speaks. Come on, kid.
537 00:32:28 What about the speeder-bike?
538 00:32:32 He may have other interests.
539 00:32:36 Maybe later. Have fun.
540 00:32:38 Now, to the reception desk, milady.And, my guy.
541 00:32:47 I can't believe your momis the Leia Organa.
542 00:32:50 She is so wizard!Your life must be so exciting.
543 00:32:54 Have you flown the Millennium Falcon?
544 00:32:56 Of course he has. Haven't you, Ben?
545 00:32:58 Uh, actually...
546 00:33:00 You ladies see me out there?I just set a new Lake Ewok speed record.
547 00:33:04 (SCOFFS) Who's the mouse droid?
548 00:33:06 Lay off, Rad. This is Ben Solo.
549 00:33:09 He was just about to tell us what it'slike to fly the Millennium Falcon.
550 00:33:12 Pff! This little womp rat?
551 00:33:15 (GLUGS)
552 00:33:18 He couldn't even reach the controls,much less fly.
553 00:33:21 I fly the Falcon all the time.
554 00:33:23 Just because your last name is Solo,it doesn't mean you're a pilot.
555 00:33:27 Oh, yeah? I'll prove it.
556 00:33:31 Solo? More like "so low."
557 00:33:34 Get it? "So low." Low. 'Cause he's short.
558 00:33:40 (LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY)
559 00:33:41 So low. So good.
560 00:33:46 And this the nav computer.Hyperdrive systems status...
561 00:33:50 Please, don't sit in my dad's seat.
562 00:33:52 And you can't touch his dice.
563 00:33:54 (POWERING UP)
564 00:33:56 And you definitely can't touch the...
565 00:33:58 -Strap in, moof-milkers!-...controls!
566 00:34:01 Oh, yeah!
567 00:34:08 This is an awfully long walkto get to the reception desk.
568 00:34:13 Oh, it's not much further.
569 00:34:15 I have to say, when I saw your nameson the guest list, I was intrigued.
570 00:34:20 (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
571 00:34:22 You're right, Chewie. We haven'tseen one Ewok since we got here.
572 00:34:26 Count your blessings. Ewoks, ugh!
573 00:34:29 They may seem cute and cuddly,
574 00:34:30 but they're actuallyvicious little monsters.
575 00:34:33 In fact, that's what I wantedto talk to you about! (YELPS)
576 00:34:38 Blast it! Oh, you see? Monsters.
577 00:34:42 But you're not gonna push mearound anymore, you little creeps.
578 00:34:44 Look who's on my side now.
579 00:34:46 (LAUGHS)
580 00:34:48 (EWOK GRUNTS)
581 00:34:51 Yeah-huh. That's right. Leia Organaand Han Solo. Heroes of the Rebellion.
582 00:34:57 Besties with Wick Cooper.
583 00:34:59 -(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)-Hey, we know these fuzzballs.
584 00:35:02 (WHOOPING EXCITEDLY)
585 00:35:03 Wicket? Wicket!
586 00:35:09 C-3PO: Whoa, whoa!
587 00:35:10 I am once again a golden god.You may proceed with the worshipping.
588 00:35:18 What's going on, Wick?
589 00:35:20 Yeah. I'm starting to thinkthis isn't the reception desk.
590 00:35:24 I might have had an ulterior motivebringing you out here.
591 00:35:28 You know, it seems the locals haven'tbeen exactly quote-unquote thrilled
592 00:35:32 with my resort, and, you know,they're trying to muscle me out.
593 00:35:35 You know, the ush, throwing rocks,
594 00:35:38 log-rolling the tents,threatening to eat my guests.
595 00:35:41 So, I thought if someoneof your stature talked to them,
596 00:35:44 that maybe they would back off.
597 00:35:45 And now that I see you are all friends...
598 00:35:50 I don't know. Real estate disputesaren't exactly our area of expertise.
599 00:35:55 Besides, it was their moon first.
600 00:35:57 I know, but a guy gets a little unlucky,makes a bad deal?
601 00:36:01 Gets out over his skiffs?
602 00:36:03 -I kind of relate.-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Uh...
603 00:36:05 Your Highness? I hate to be pushy,but could we move this along?
604 00:36:10 I hope Ben's vacationis going better than ours.
605 00:36:12 (BEN SCREAMING)
606 00:36:18 Oh, yeah!
607 00:36:20 Oh, this isn't wizard at all.I wanna go home.
608 00:36:23 Do something, Ben.
609 00:36:26 (SPEAKING EWOKESE)
610 00:36:28 WICK: What did he say?Sorry, I'm not fluent in varmint.
611 00:36:31 C-3PO: I'm a little rustyin their dialect,
612 00:36:33 but I believe he called youa "slimy, sludge-swilling scoundrel."
613 00:36:37 (GASPS)
614 00:36:39 How dare you, sir? You're the ones whoinvite people to a barbecue to eat them.
615 00:36:45 (SPEAKS EWOKESE)
616 00:36:48 You're only proving my point!
617 00:36:52 Good news. Problem solved. The Ewoksagree to back off on one condition.
618 00:36:58 -Absolutely anything.-If you go into business together.
619 00:37:02 I would be happy to bring them on.
620 00:37:05 Wick and Wicket's.It has a nice ring to it.
621 00:37:07 Aah! Fine, yeah, yeah. Wicket and Wick's.
622 00:37:12 Ben.
623 00:37:13 -What? What's the matter?-Our son is in trouble.
624 00:37:16 How do you know?
625 00:37:18 (RUMBLING)
626 00:37:22 I know.
627 00:37:23 Bring it down, Rad!
628 00:37:25 I think you said, "Bring it up." Engaging.
629 00:37:28 Whoo!
630 00:37:32 -Hello?-Put my son on!
631 00:37:35 -It's for you.-Ben, are you okay? What was that?
632 00:37:40 Why did you fly us into an asteroid field?
633 00:37:43 I didn't mean to!
634 00:37:45 C-3PO: Asteroid field?
635 00:37:47 There are no known asteroid fieldsaround Endor. Must be...
636 00:37:50 BOTH: Death Star debris.
637 00:37:52 HAN: Don't worry.We're gonna get you home safe.
638 00:37:54 -How?-I don't know.
639 00:37:58 Han, it's time to let go.
640 00:38:03 Ben, you're going to fly the Falcon.
641 00:38:06 I am?
642 00:38:07 C-3PO: Sir, the chances of a childsuccessfully navigating a debris field
643 00:38:11 are approximately 5,738,000 to...
644 00:38:15 Never tell my son the odds.You got this, Ben.
645 00:38:19 -Out of my way, mouse droid.-(SHRIEKS)
646 00:38:22 Okay, first, put all powerto the front deflector shields.
647 00:38:26 Those switches up there.
648 00:38:28 And next, you might be able to blastsome of the debris away.
649 00:38:31 Can you get someone on the laser cannons?
650 00:38:34 On it.
651 00:38:36 Okay. Now what?
652 00:38:38 You're a Solo. Now, you fly.
653 00:38:43 Mahlnor, you're up!
654 00:38:47 MAHLNOR: I got it!
655 00:38:48 Great, kid. Don't get cocky.
656 00:38:53 SIDERO: Look out, Ben!
657 00:38:55 (ALL SCREAMING)
658 00:39:08 Yahoo!
659 00:39:10 HAN: I couldn't have done itany better myself.
660 00:39:15 Are they, uh, definitely okay?
661 00:39:17 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) Absolutely.
662 00:39:19 Then, could somebody cut me down?
663 00:39:22 Because the blood is rushing to my head.
664 00:39:29 (GRUNTS)
665 00:39:32 C-3PO: Artoo, thank the starsyou are safe.
666 00:39:37 Oh, cool, a barbecue!
667 00:39:42 Oh, my sweet little girl. (KISSING)
668 00:39:45 Oh, Daddy is so glad his brave littleporgie-worgie pie is okay.
669 00:39:51 -Dad, everyone's watching.-I don't care.
670 00:39:56 (CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)
671 00:39:58 Thanks, Chewie. (LAUGHS)
672 00:40:04 Ben! You were amazing up therewith the lasers, and the blasting.
673 00:40:08 And the turning in the... Oh, my gosh.
674 00:40:10 Oh, it was nothing.
675 00:40:13 See you around, Ben.
676 00:40:14 -(LAUGHING)-(R2-D2 WHISTLES)
677 00:40:18 -Best vacation ever!-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
678 00:40:39 (BELLOWS)
679 00:40:41 I'll miss you, too, Chewie.
680 00:40:45 You're going to love lightsaber training.
681 00:40:48 Try not to lose a hand.It's kind of a thing in our family.
682 00:40:51 -Okay, Mom.-We love you so much.
683 00:40:55 You flew the Falconthrough a debris field,
684 00:40:57 saved the day, and got your first kiss.
685 00:40:59 Dad.
686 00:41:00 I'm just saying,the trip wasn't all bad, right?
687 00:41:04 -I guess not.-Well, I guess this is it.
688 00:41:08 -Yeah.-You listen to your Uncle Luke.
689 00:41:10 I will.
690 00:41:14 Son? I love you.
691 00:41:19 I know.
692 00:41:31 -FINN: Was it hard?-Was what hard?
693 00:41:33 Saying goodbye.
694 00:41:35 It was the hardest. But it was also time.Why do you ask?
695 00:41:40 'Cause I'm starting to realize thatI don't know if I can do it.
696 00:41:43 We're all about to go our separate ways.
697 00:41:45 Rey is headed to the Unknown Regionsto search for Jedi temples.
698 00:41:48 Poe's training new X-Wing pilots.Rose is off to lead relief missions,
699 00:41:51 and I'm gonna scour the galaxyfor others like me.
700 00:41:54 Others who are strong in the Force.
701 00:41:56 Who knows whenwe'll all be together again?
702 00:41:58 Perhaps that's why this triphas been so difficult.
703 00:42:01 -For all of you.-All of us?
704 00:42:03 Is it possible that none of youare ready to say goodbye?
705 00:42:08 Finn, a wise Jedi once told me,"No one's ever really gone."
706 00:42:15 Thank you, General.
707 00:42:18 -C-3PO: Oh, there is Master Finn.-We've been looking all over for you.
708 00:42:21 -FINN: And I've been looking for you.-We're sorry, buddy.
709 00:42:24 For what?
710 00:42:25 You arranged this amazing vacationfor us to be together,
711 00:42:28 but we all went offand did our own things.
712 00:42:32 That's okay. I realized I planned thistrip because I was avoiding something.
713 00:42:36 Saying goodbye.
714 00:42:38 He's right.
715 00:42:39 -I've been feeling it, too.-This trip is the end.
716 00:42:41 Exactly.But a trip isn't about the destination.
717 00:42:44 It's about the journey. Enjoyingthe moments for as long as they last.
718 00:42:48 Oh, no. Don't you do it.Don't go mushy on me.
719 00:42:51 Remember how we first met?
720 00:42:53 FN-2187.That's the only name they ever gave me.
721 00:42:55 Well, I ain't using it. I'm gonnacall you Finn. Is that all right?
722 00:42:59 You gave me a name, Poe.
723 00:43:00 Oh, you did it. You went mushy on me.
724 00:43:04 (BLOWS NOSE)
725 00:43:08 And, Rey, rememberthe marketplace on Jakku?
726 00:43:11 -(GRUNTS)-(COUGHS)
727 00:43:15 Follow me.
728 00:43:17 You gave me purpose, Rey.And, Rose, you gave me hope.
729 00:43:23 Why would you stop me?
730 00:43:24 I saved you. That's how we win.Saving what we love.
731 00:43:31 I've been told that you have todo what you love.
732 00:43:34 Well, I've loved fighting alongsideall of you. I'm gonna miss that.
733 00:43:38 I didn't want to admit it to myself,but I never wanted those feelings to end.
734 00:43:42 That's why I planned this trip.
735 00:43:44 But with the memories we've shared,well, no one's ever really gone.
736 00:43:50 Hey! The trip's just getting started.Oh! I know what we should do now.
737 00:43:56 -Better not be a trash compactor.-Group hug? Come on.
738 00:44:01 C-3PO: This is reallyquite pleasant. Chewbacca!
739 00:44:05 -(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)-No, Chewie. That hug's perfect.
740 00:44:08 We hope you are enjoying your adventureaboard the Halcyon.
741 00:44:13 Although every trip must eventually end,the memories never do.
742 00:44:19 So, we thank you, for joining us,and may the Force be with you.
743 00:44:31 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

