十七岁 Diecisiete(2019)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:30 SEVENTEEN
2 00:01:37 Ladies and gentlemen,
3 00:01:39 we'll be closing our doorsin a few minutes.
4 00:04:00 Three to control.
5 00:04:02 Alarm in the appliance department.
6 00:04:08 Shit!
7 00:04:21 Hey! Stop!
8 00:05:05 "Tarapara."
9 00:05:12 "Tarapara."
10 00:05:17 How many timeshave you been here, Héctor?
11 00:05:19 Seven.
12 00:05:20 And what did I say the last time?
13 00:05:23 A lot of things.
14 00:05:25 The very last thing before I let you go.
15 00:05:30 That there’d be no concessions next time.
16 00:05:32 And the previous time, what did I say?
17 00:05:36 That there’d be no concessions next time.
18 00:05:39 So, what do you conclude?
19 00:05:43 That you lie.
20 00:05:46 Do you know the differencebetween right and wrong?
21 00:05:49 My grandmother's heaterat the nursing home was broken.
22 00:05:52 Is that right or wrong?
23 00:05:55 Wrong.
24 00:05:58 And stealing a scooter?
25 00:06:01 And breaking into a mall?
26 00:06:02 And possession of a weapon?
27 00:06:05 And robbery with violence?
28 00:06:09 You seriously injured a security guard.
29 00:06:11 He hit his head
30 00:06:13 and spent three daysin an induced coma.
31 00:06:15 I didn't touch him. It was his fault.
32 00:06:17 Just tell me it’s wrong.
33 00:06:19 My grandma’s spent three weekswaiting for her heater to be fixed.
34 00:06:22 And that justifies anything you do?
35 00:06:25 No, I guess not.
36 00:06:27 I shouldn't have takenthe electric shaver.
37 00:06:31 Why am I here?
38 00:06:32 What do you mean? Aren’t you listening?
39 00:06:34 Who reported me?
40 00:06:35 Was it my brother?
41 00:06:44 I bet it was you.
42 00:06:47 Look, this is the Criminal Code.
43 00:06:51 This includes everything you can't do.
44 00:06:53 If it’s in here, it’s wrong.
45 00:06:56 Here. Take it with youto where I'm sending you.
46 00:06:59 Because when you get outin two years, you'll be an adult
47 00:07:02 and you'll have to faceall the consequences.
48 00:07:04 So I advise you to memorize it.
49 00:07:20 Good morning. Let's go.
50 00:07:22 -It's too early.-No excuses, come on.
51 00:07:26 -Good morning. Come on, Mario.-Shit.
52 00:07:31 Good morning, Héctor.
53 00:07:36 CRIMINAL CODE
54 00:07:52 Lawyer, share some articles,don’t eat them all.
55 00:07:56 Hey, hey, keep quiet.
56 00:07:58 And stop laughing.
57 00:08:00 You'll be needing him to get youout of trouble in a few years.
58 00:08:03 Our asses will be reformedwhen we get out of here.
59 00:08:08 Stop,
60 00:08:10 think
61 00:08:12 and respond.
62 00:08:15 Hearing is not the same as listening.
63 00:08:19 If we follow our instincts,we're making a mistake.
64 00:08:23 This is our toolbox
65 00:08:25 and it's the only way for usto avoid conflict.
66 00:08:28 You have to learn to think.
67 00:08:30 To detect antisocial, automatic thought,
68 00:08:34 toxic thoughts, and eliminate them
69 00:08:36 before they take hold inside of you
70 00:08:39 to change theminto pro-social and efficient thoughts.
71 00:08:43 LAWYER - FAILURERETARD...
72 00:08:45 You're on the edge of adolescence
73 00:08:48 and soon you'll be enteringadulthood without warning.
74 00:08:51 What's going on here? What's so funny?
75 00:08:54 Let's see.
76 00:08:55 Héctor, please, sit down.
77 00:08:59 Do you want me to call security?
78 00:10:10 Motherfucker!
79 00:10:39 -There goes the lawyer again!-Hey, where are you going?
80 00:10:42 Stop!
81 00:10:50 Come on, let's go!
82 00:11:15 Stop! Stop! Stop!
83 00:11:19 There he is!
84 00:11:23 Go, go, let’s go!
85 00:12:12 Welcome home, bastard.
86 00:12:14 Did you beat your record, lawyer?
87 00:12:16 Welcome back, you dawg!
88 00:12:30 Is this game you've made up
89 00:12:31 really worth a week of isolation?
90 00:12:34 Can you bring me eight rollsof Scotch tape?
91 00:12:37 Well, make it ten.
92 00:13:24 Let's go.
93 00:13:31 Keep walking. Good.Keep going, in back. Good.
94 00:13:35 Okay, good.
95 00:13:37 That's it.
96 00:13:39 Keep going, that's it, in back.
97 00:13:42 How was your week off?
98 00:13:45 Good, good, keep walking.
99 00:13:48 Well? You want to join them?
100 00:13:50 The dogs are for the disability ward.
101 00:13:53 No.
102 00:13:54 No, they're for anyonewith trouble relating.
103 00:13:58 What do you have to do?
104 00:14:01 Take care of them, walk them,play with them,
105 00:14:04 teach them tricks.
106 00:14:06 Relate to them,
107 00:14:08 share with them.
108 00:14:10 -Will they stay here?-No.
109 00:14:12 They're coming once a week.
110 00:14:14 I don't know how to take care of dogs.
111 00:14:16 That's the point, to learn.
112 00:14:20 There aren't any dogs free.
113 00:14:22 No? I think there's one left.
114 00:14:25 Let's take a look.
115 00:14:27 Shall we?
116 00:14:29 Thanks.
117 00:14:34 -Hi.-Hi.
118 00:14:35 -You're Roman, right?-Yeah.
119 00:14:37 -Can we see the last free dog?-Sure.
120 00:14:39 We rescued it this morningon the way here.
121 00:14:45 Which article of the Criminal Codepunishes cruelty and abandonment?
122 00:14:48 337.
123 00:14:51 The owners of all these dogsviolated Article 337.
124 00:14:57 Why should I learn howto take care of a dog?
125 00:14:59 To learn how to take care of yourself.
126 00:15:03 Are you calling me a dog?
127 00:15:05 Kind of, yeah.
128 00:15:08 I was going to give you some crapabout identification, but...
129 00:15:11 -No, save it.-Yeah.
130 00:15:14 I'll save it.
131 00:15:17 What's its name?
132 00:15:18 It still doesn't have one.You can give it one.
133 00:15:21 Should we let him out?He's friendly and gentle.
134 00:15:26 It looks like a sheep.
135 00:15:28 Don't you dare call him that.
136 00:15:30 Come on, don't step on each other.
137 00:15:33 Look at the dog.Fran, he knows he's your dog.
138 00:15:36 Come on, look at the dog.
139 00:15:38 Look at the dog, watch the dog.
140 00:15:40 Keep going, keep going.
141 00:15:43 Look, the lawyer with the retards!
142 00:15:46 Finally found his place in the world!
143 00:15:47 What are you doing? Shut up.
144 00:15:49 Get lost, you're just jealous.
145 00:15:51 Come on, keep going, keep going.
146 00:15:53 Keep walking, let's go.
147 00:15:55 Come on, keep going.
148 00:15:59 Good, come on, keep going.
149 00:16:02 No stopping. No stopping.
150 00:16:06 Héctor.
151 00:16:07 Here, he was waiting for you. Okay.
152 00:16:09 Let's go over there and make a circle.
153 00:16:12 Sheep. Sheep.
154 00:16:14 Say his name and feed himso he'll start learning his name.
155 00:16:17 -Sheep.-Good.
156 00:16:19 From the head to the tail first.
157 00:16:23 Sit. Sit.
158 00:16:25 Right there, that's it, good.
159 00:16:34 Paw.
160 00:16:35 Sheep.
161 00:16:41 -Sit.-That's it, good.
162 00:16:43 Perfect, great.
163 00:16:44 Come on, Sheep. Let's go.
164 00:16:50 Before we start, it's essential
165 00:16:52 for the dog to knowhow to sit and come here.
166 00:17:05 You don't want to play?
167 00:17:33 Hi, hi.
168 00:17:39 CANINE BEHAVIOR
169 00:17:49 Your gums look good,but you have some plaque.
170 00:17:54 Jump, jump!
171 00:17:57 You don't want to play?
172 00:17:59 That's okay.
173 00:18:01 I don't want to either.
174 00:18:11 Sheep.
175 00:18:15 Hi.
176 00:18:16 Sheep. Stay.
177 00:18:21 Turn around. Good.
178 00:18:57 You should be happy.
179 00:18:59 -Why?-Because he's been adopted.
180 00:19:00 And it's thanks to you.
181 00:19:02 You made him sociable,obedient and affectionate.
182 00:19:05 And now he's finally founda home, an owner.
183 00:19:08 -I'm his owner.-Héctor,
184 00:19:09 I told you from the startthe dogs aren't yours.
185 00:19:12 They're here to help you.And Sheep helped you, right?
186 00:19:15 And you helped him.Focus on that.
187 00:19:17 You're good at taking careof dogs and training them.
188 00:19:20 Look, we brought you another dog.You can take care of this one.
189 00:19:23 I don't want to train another dog.
190 00:19:25 I want to train my dog.
191 00:19:27 Héctor.
192 00:20:26 Héctor, don't.
193 00:20:29 Héctor, wait...
194 00:20:30 -Héctor!-There goes the lawyer!
195 00:20:32 Héctor, stop!
196 00:20:34 Stop!
197 00:20:36 Héctor!
198 00:20:38 Héctor!
199 00:20:41 Héctor!
200 00:21:28 Come here!
201 00:21:32 Let's go.
202 00:21:49 -Good morning.-Good morning.
203 00:22:37 FOR SALE
204 00:22:58 Yes?
205 00:23:06 When did he run away?
206 00:23:08 Yesterday afternoon.
207 00:23:09 We waited all night,in case it was just a tantrum.
208 00:23:12 He's done it plenty of times,but he always gave up
209 00:23:15 -or came back.-Plenty of times?
210 00:23:17 21 including this time.
211 00:23:19 What for?
212 00:23:21 He prefers to be in isolation,even just a few days,
213 00:23:23 than live with the rest.
214 00:23:25 Typical of him. Very typical.
215 00:23:27 We had to call Juvenile Halland the police.
216 00:23:30 No way...
217 00:23:32 He's getting out soon, right?
218 00:23:34 -Yeah, in less than two months.-Then why did he do it?
219 00:23:36 I think it has
220 00:23:38 something to do with a dog.
221 00:23:40 -With a dog?-Yes.
222 00:23:41 Sheep.
223 00:23:43 Good lord.
224 00:23:44 That's not the problem, the problem is
225 00:23:47 it's his birthday in two days.
226 00:23:49 He'll be 18 years old.
227 00:23:51 If he commits a crime after that,
228 00:23:53 he'll be judged as an adult.
229 00:23:55 But if he does it before,even if he's judged as a minor,
230 00:23:59 the judge can put him in a penitentiary.
231 00:24:01 And with his record, it's probable.
232 00:24:04 I would try to make surehe stays out of trouble
233 00:24:07 and comes back voluntarily,
234 00:24:09 which would be seen asspontaneous regret
235 00:24:11 with lesser consequences.
236 00:24:13 I don't understand. I'm sorry, but...
237 00:24:18 Has he contacted you?
238 00:24:20 No, and he won't.
239 00:24:22 Do you know where he might have gone?
240 00:24:28 He named a dog Sheep?
241 00:24:32 Yeah.
242 00:24:45 Hi.
243 00:24:54 Hi, Grandma.
244 00:24:56 "Tarapara."
245 00:24:59 Did Héctor stop by?
246 00:25:06 Don't lie to me, Grandma.
247 00:25:09 You always defend him.
248 00:25:10 He hasn't shown up whining to watch TV
249 00:25:13 and steal your candy likewhenever he has a tantrum?
250 00:25:21 No, because he's grown up.
251 00:25:24 He's stopped being a dumbass, right?He's quit his bullshit.
252 00:25:29 Come out from under the fucking bed.
253 00:25:32 Come out, damn it!
254 00:25:40 You wear me out.
255 00:25:42 You wear me out.
256 00:25:44 What the fuck are you doing here?
257 00:25:45 -Visiting Grandma.-Look.
258 00:25:47 -Let's go.-No.
259 00:25:49 They called the police.They'll be here any minute.
260 00:25:51 -I'm leaving.-Yeah.
261 00:25:53 Back to the center with me.
262 00:25:54 -Right now.-I'm not going back.
263 00:25:55 What? Are you fucking stupid?
264 00:25:57 "Tarapara."
265 00:25:58 She doesn't like us swearing.
266 00:26:00 Why the fuck did you run away?Explain that to me.
267 00:26:03 And don't say because of the dog.
268 00:26:05 Then I won't tell you.
269 00:26:06 Was it really the dog?
270 00:26:08 You said not to tell you.
271 00:26:10 I can't believe it, you ran away...
272 00:26:12 No, tell me. Please, tell me now.
273 00:26:15 Tell me you ran awaybecause of some shitty dog.
274 00:26:17 He's not a shitty dog.
275 00:26:18 He's my dog and they took him from me.
276 00:26:20 He's not your dog.
277 00:26:21 He's mine and I'm going to get him back.
278 00:26:23 Oh, right. What's your plan?
279 00:26:25 I'll ask the dog shelter who stole him.
280 00:26:27 You think the pound will tell youwho adopted him?
281 00:26:30 The dog shelter.I didn't say I'd ask where he is.
282 00:26:33 Damn it!
283 00:26:37 You have a month and a half left.Can't you please wait?
284 00:26:40 No.
285 00:26:41 You know what will happenif you get caught?
286 00:26:43 -Want to hear what they said?-I won't get caught.
287 00:26:46 Unless you report me like last time.
288 00:26:58 Come on, Mr. My Way.
289 00:26:59 Where?
290 00:27:01 To the pound.Or dog shelter. I'll take you.
291 00:27:04 Let’s execute your shitty plan.
292 00:27:06 We have to take Grandma.
293 00:27:08 What?
294 00:27:09 She's dying.
295 00:27:10 Héctor, she's been dyingfor 5 years since her stroke.
296 00:27:13 You're dying, aren't you?
297 00:27:14 -"Tarapara."-You see?
298 00:27:16 Look, that's enough nonsense.
299 00:27:18 Doctors don't speak nonsense.
300 00:27:20 Everyone thinks she doesn't understand.
301 00:27:22 -But she does.-"Tarapara."
302 00:27:25 Her oxygen level has dropped to 78%.
303 00:27:28 If it drops below 70% she will die.
304 00:27:30 I don't know about medicine,
305 00:27:32 it's what the doctors said.In front of her.
306 00:27:34 I was under the bed.
307 00:27:38 She's taken care of us all our lives.
308 00:27:41 She's never asked for anything in return.
309 00:27:43 Only to be buried with Grandpa Chiriand not to swear.
310 00:27:47 We promised her. Both of us.
311 00:27:49 Okay.
312 00:27:51 When she dies, we'll do it.
313 00:27:52 You're going to let her die alone?
314 00:27:54 I won't let her die alone.Grandma is sacred.
315 00:27:59 We can't just take her with us, Héctor.
316 00:28:01 Yes, we can.
317 00:28:02 You request voluntary release,they give you a wheelchair,
318 00:28:04 an oxygen tank with batteriesand a portable oximeter.
319 00:28:07 And you return it later.I stole some sedatives
320 00:28:10 just in case, because I don't knowif they'll give us any.
321 00:28:13 A pill under her tongueevery 12 hours to relax her.
322 00:28:17 What do you fucking want?
323 00:28:19 To get your dogor bury Grandma back home?
324 00:28:23 Both.
325 00:28:24 For fuck’s sake,we're off to a great start.
326 00:28:30 Two days.
327 00:28:31 In two days you're an adultand there you are.
328 00:28:33 -Where?-Wherever you want, Héctor.
329 00:28:36 But without me.
330 00:28:38 Then it's just like always.
331 00:28:41 You didn't steal this, I did.
332 00:28:44 Listen to me. You can't commita crime until we go back to the center.
333 00:28:48 You got it?
334 00:28:51 Not "mmm." You got it, yes or no?
335 00:28:55 Yes.
336 00:28:56 "Tarapara."
337 00:28:59 Even Grandma said yes.
338 00:29:01 She didn't say yes,
339 00:29:02 she said we'll see.
340 00:29:49 -What's the dog place called?-"Asproan."
341 00:29:52 We have to take the 231,
342 00:29:53 the 623 and the 234.
343 00:29:55 Forget the numbers,we'll take the highway, it's much faster.
344 00:29:58 No, there are more police on the highway.
345 00:30:00 We have to take back roads.
346 00:30:02 What if I hadn't shown up?
347 00:30:04 How would you have done all this alone?
348 00:30:06 I don't know.
349 00:30:08 -You don't know?-No, I don't.
350 00:30:09 -You know everything but this.-No.
351 00:30:12 Why do you ask me everything twice?
352 00:30:13 So you'll improve your answer.
353 00:30:15 So you can think of a better answer.
354 00:30:21 Why did you bring the camper?
355 00:30:23 To drive it and see if anyone will buy it.
356 00:30:25 You said you'd give it to mewhen I turned 18.
357 00:30:27 Yeah, after you swore not to getin trouble ever again.
358 00:30:30 Did you keep your side? That's right.
359 00:30:34 Did Marta dump you?
360 00:30:35 What are you saying?
361 00:30:37 Is that why you're living in the camper?
362 00:30:38 Marta didn't dump meand I'm not living in the camper.
363 00:30:40 I can tell you are. You're living here.
364 00:30:42 -No, I'm not.-Because she dumped you.
365 00:30:44 Okay, are we going to sit here and argue?
366 00:30:46 Fine with me. We won't go after the dog.
367 00:30:49 We'll just stay here.Don't worry about it.
368 00:30:53 I knew you would come.
369 00:30:55 -What?-I knew you would come.
370 00:30:57 This is my second answer.Is it better than the first?
371 00:31:00 Not at all.
372 00:31:02 Then don't ask twice.
373 00:31:32 That's it.
374 00:31:44 -Leave the motor running.-What for?
375 00:31:46 In case we have to make a run for it.
376 00:31:48 Make a run for it?We're not running anywhere.
377 00:31:51 And I'm going in alone. Stay here.They probably called them.
378 00:31:54 If they see you, they'll call the police.
379 00:31:56 What will you do?
380 00:31:57 -Something you've never done.-Kill?
381 00:32:00 Ask... politely.
382 00:32:02 It won't work. You said so yourself.
383 00:32:04 No, I said it wouldn't work for you.
384 00:32:06 Because you can't talk with reason.
385 00:32:08 You get confused and screw up
386 00:32:10 and only understand things your way,which is always the wrong way.
387 00:32:14 Okay, but leave the motor running.
388 00:32:18 And listen.
389 00:32:19 If you don't listen,no one will listen to you.
390 00:32:27 Don't you dare hotwire it, I know you.
391 00:32:49 -Hi there.-Hello.
392 00:32:51 Have you got a moment?
393 00:32:52 -Yeah, sure.-Look.
394 00:32:54 The thing is, my...
395 00:32:57 girlfriend came last week to adopt a dog
396 00:33:01 and she fell in love with one,I think his name is Sheep,
397 00:33:04 I'm not sure. And I was hoping...
398 00:33:07 He was adopted.
399 00:33:09 That's what I thought.
400 00:33:12 Do you think there's any chance
401 00:33:15 I can contact whoever...?
402 00:33:16 No, we can't give out that information.
403 00:33:19 That sucks.
404 00:33:21 You can't imagine how muchshe liked the dog...
405 00:33:25 -Why didn't she adopt him?-Because
406 00:33:27 she wanted to ask me firstso we would both be sure...
407 00:33:31 The thing is, people don't come here
408 00:33:33 to choose. They come to adopt.
409 00:33:35 And when they have to consult someone
410 00:33:37 or fall for one dog in particular,they don't want to adopt.
411 00:33:40 That's a little radical, isn't it?
412 00:33:42 Yes,
413 00:33:44 because their situation is radical.
414 00:33:47 I'm sorry, but you can't doubt here.
415 00:33:49 You know how many people changetheir minds and return dogs?
416 00:33:53 Right.
417 00:33:56 Anyway, forget it.
418 00:33:59 Hello?
419 00:34:01 Where did they find it?
420 00:34:03 Okay.
421 00:34:04 First you have to go to a vetto see if he has a microchip.
422 00:34:09 The dog, yeah.
423 00:34:16 Grandma, don't die until I come back.
424 00:34:18 "Tarapara."
425 00:35:01 Think it through before leaving it there.
426 00:35:03 If nobody claims it in ten days...
427 00:35:09 Exactly.
428 00:35:17 ADOPTION FILES
429 00:35:47 Where the fuck is Héctor?
430 00:35:48 "Tarapara."
431 00:35:50 "Tarapara" my ass!
432 00:35:55 What the fuck are you doing?
433 00:35:56 I said to leave the motor running.
434 00:35:59 Hey, come back with that dog, you bastard!
435 00:36:13 What the fuck did you do?
436 00:36:15 I took a dog.
437 00:36:17 I can see that. What for?
438 00:36:18 -For the exchange.-What exchange?
439 00:36:19 When we find Sheep, we'll saythe shelter made a mistake
440 00:36:22 and gave them my dog, but it's okay
441 00:36:24 because we brought another oneto exchange.
442 00:36:26 Fantastic. You're a genius.Everyone's happy.
443 00:36:29 That's right, everyone's happy.
444 00:36:33 -He's missing a leg.-I know.
445 00:36:35 Do you think that will help?
446 00:36:37 It helped me choose him.
447 00:36:38 Because you're missing a leg too,a leg called "brain."
448 00:36:42 And you're missing...
449 00:36:43 Say it and I'll dump you right herewith the three-legged dog.
450 00:36:47 Don't you dare say it.
451 00:36:50 Heart.
452 00:36:57 Should I get out?
453 00:37:01 I thought you were going to say balls.
454 00:37:03 Balls wouldn't be one leg,
455 00:37:06 it would be two.
456 00:37:08 You think I'd be doing all thisif I had no heart?
457 00:37:13 Maybe you're trying to get it back.
458 00:37:17 You didn't steal the dog, you got that?
459 00:37:20 I stole it.
460 00:37:21 The file and the dog.
461 00:37:24 Got it?
462 00:37:26 Got it.
463 00:37:50 What was the last dayyou were with the dog?
464 00:37:53 Last Wednesday.
465 00:37:55 Since Wednesdaypeople have adopted Gnome,
466 00:37:58 Toy,
467 00:38:00 Lola, Rocky,
468 00:38:02 Lucky...
469 00:38:05 No Sheep. End of story.
470 00:38:08 They change the namewhen they adopt them.
471 00:38:10 If they don't like the name,they change it.
472 00:38:12 If you hadn't named it Sheep
473 00:38:14 they might have kept its nameand we'd have one problem less.
474 00:38:17 Two of them are females.
475 00:38:18 Two less problems.
476 00:38:20 There.
477 00:38:21 Here.
478 00:38:23 What are you doing?
479 00:38:24 Calling the phone number for each dog.
480 00:38:26 No, don't call them.
481 00:38:29 We'll go and check
482 00:38:31 and if he's there,
483 00:38:32 -we'll figure it out.-Figure it out?
484 00:38:34 So we have to go to all three placesbecause you say so.
485 00:38:36 We might get lucky the first time.
486 00:38:38 Or the second.
487 00:38:40 Okay, all set. That'll be 75.40, please.
488 00:38:43 I'm going to pay.Write down the addresses.
489 00:38:46 Get some food, the fridge only has beer.
490 00:38:49 No fucking way.
491 00:38:53 No fucking way. My wallet.
492 00:38:57 Damn it!
493 00:39:01 At the dog shelter.
494 00:39:04 It must have fallen out with my keys.
495 00:39:05 -I told you to leave them.-Shut up.
496 00:39:08 Have you got money?
497 00:39:09 Grandma had five euros.
498 00:39:10 How far were you going to get with...?
499 00:39:12 Look, really, we're aborting the mission.
500 00:39:15 We'll go back, return the file, the dog,
501 00:39:17 I'll apologize and get my wallet back.
502 00:39:19 There aren't any cameras here.
503 00:39:21 So?
504 00:39:22 -We can just drive away.-No.
505 00:39:24 I'm going to explain the situationto the guy.
506 00:39:26 Leave the motor running.
507 00:39:27 No. You never learn.That's not how things are done.
508 00:39:52 You lost your wallet right afterI filled your tank.
509 00:39:55 Yeah, but actually it's not far from here.
510 00:39:57 It's like 20 minutes away.I'll come right back.
511 00:40:01 Okay.
512 00:40:02 -But leave something with me.-Sure.
513 00:40:05 The dog.
514 00:40:07 No, no. We've had the dog our whole lives.
515 00:40:09 Yeah, yeah.
516 00:40:11 The dog, the kidand the grandmother stay here.
517 00:40:14 A lot of people abandon dogs here.
518 00:40:17 Grandmothers and kids too, but less.
519 00:40:21 -I'm going for my wallet.-We can't go back there.
520 00:40:24 They'll catch us.
521 00:40:25 I'm only going to check.You two stay here.
522 00:40:28 Why is the motor running?
523 00:40:30 Where did you get that knife?
524 00:40:32 Let's leave before they realize.
525 00:40:34 Before they realize what?
526 00:40:35 The family from the bar. They're paying.
527 00:40:38 What are you talking about?
528 00:40:44 What's this? Did you steal it?
529 00:40:45 I told you I was hungry.
530 00:40:47 -You'll eat the sleeping bags?-No.
531 00:40:54 Come back here, you bastard!
532 00:40:59 You didn't steal it, I did.
533 00:41:01 Got it?
534 00:41:02 And give me a croquette.
535 00:41:12 Have you thought about what you'll do?
536 00:41:15 -What do you mean?-If everything works out.
537 00:41:17 Imagine we get there,tell them what happened,
538 00:41:20 they soften up for some reasonand say yes.
539 00:41:24 They'll take the three-legged dog
540 00:41:26 and you get yours. What will you do?
541 00:41:27 Because you're going backto the center either way.
542 00:41:30 What about the dog?Who keeps the dog?
543 00:41:33 I don't know, I'll see when it happens.
544 00:41:36 I'm telling you right now,I'm not keeping the dog.
545 00:41:38 -Don't pester me.-Don't pester you?
546 00:41:39 You're the one pestering me.
547 00:41:40 The shit I've taken every timeyou say "Don't pester me."
548 00:42:06 -Leave the motor running.-Not again.
549 00:42:08 No.
550 00:42:12 Grandma, don't die until I come back.
551 00:42:29 Stop, where are you going?
552 00:42:31 -To knock on the door.-No, don't knock.
553 00:42:33 They could be waiting for us.
554 00:42:35 Yeah, the FBI is waiting for us.
555 00:42:37 -You want me to get caught.-Yes, I do. I'd love that.
556 00:42:39 I'd love for someoneto put an end to this shit.
557 00:42:42 I can't trust you.
558 00:42:45 Then what do you want to do?
559 00:42:46 Look over the wall to seeif Sheep is there.
560 00:42:48 If he's not, we'll leavewithout attracting attention.
561 00:42:50 Right, we've barely attractedattention so far.
562 00:42:53 -Yes, we have.-I was being ironic.
563 00:43:04 Come on, help me climb up.
564 00:43:06 You can climb a 12 foot fence
565 00:43:08 -but for this shitty wall you need help.-Yes.
566 00:43:10 Come on.
567 00:43:16 I'm used to you steppingon me anyway.
568 00:43:20 Damn.
569 00:43:26 Why are you wearing flip-flops?
570 00:43:27 They took my sneakers away.
571 00:43:29 -Why?-So I wouldn't run away.
572 00:43:31 Very effective measure.
573 00:43:36 Is that your dog?
574 00:43:40 -Héctor, is that your dog or not?-Wait.
575 00:43:43 Héctor, it's not a difficult question.
576 00:43:47 No, it's not. Let's go.
577 00:43:51 That's enough for today.
578 00:44:12 -Did you put Grandma to bed?-Yes.
579 00:44:14 -Gave her the sedative?-Yes.
580 00:44:16 -Checked her oximeter?-73%.
581 00:44:21 What are you doing with my belt?
582 00:44:23 Making a collar for the dog.
583 00:44:28 -Thanks for asking me first.-You're welcome.
584 00:44:33 It was irony...
585 00:44:36 You want a beer?
586 00:44:37 No, sorry.
587 00:44:38 You're about to turn 18,we don't want to ruin
588 00:44:42 your immaculate record.
589 00:44:46 That was irony too.
590 00:44:51 I don't like alcohol.
591 00:44:54 Why not?
592 00:44:55 -I don't like losing control.-Oh, right.
593 00:44:57 You're totally in fucking control.
594 00:45:00 Just curious,
595 00:45:02 how long would I get
596 00:45:03 for all the crimesI've committed now?
597 00:45:05 If they catch me here dining al fresco,
598 00:45:08 how long would I get?Please, enlighten me.
599 00:45:12 When you stole the filedid you use force or intimidation?
600 00:45:16 Only with myself.
601 00:45:21 No, Héctor.
602 00:45:23 Medicine theft, document theft,dog theft, theft from a vehicle,
603 00:45:28 fraud at the gas station,motorcycle theft...
604 00:45:31 -All of that...-Motorcycle theft?
605 00:45:33 How do you think I got to Grandma’s?
606 00:45:36 Continued and premeditated theft punished
607 00:45:38 by Articles 234 and 244
608 00:45:41 of the Criminal Codein relation to Article 74.
609 00:45:44 And minor infraction of fraudpunished by Article 248
610 00:45:48 and the second paragraph of 249.
611 00:45:50 Olé.
612 00:45:51 -Any previous crimes?-Yes.
613 00:45:53 You.
614 00:45:57 No record, darling.
615 00:46:01 Without a previous record,we'd be talking about
616 00:46:04 a sentence of 12 to 18 monthsfor the continued infraction
617 00:46:08 and a fine of 1 to 3 monthsfor the minor fraud charge.
618 00:46:11 So you wouldn't go to jail.
619 00:46:14 Great.
620 00:46:16 Great. I'll sleep much better now.
621 00:46:22 -You're not going to name this one?-No.
622 00:46:24 His owner will.
623 00:46:29 Why are you being such a bitch
624 00:46:31 about the dog?
625 00:46:35 I know.
626 00:46:36 Do you want to know?
627 00:46:38 No.
628 00:46:42 When you were little and had a tantrum
629 00:46:44 and got nervous,which was all the fucking time,
630 00:46:48 what was the only thingthat calmed you down?
631 00:46:50 Me. Well, not me.
632 00:46:52 Me pretending I was a dog.
633 00:46:54 Your dog.
634 00:46:56 You'd crack up and it would pass.
635 00:46:58 You don't remember?
636 00:47:00 -No.-Right.
637 00:47:01 Rhino.
638 00:47:04 I was Rhino the dog.
639 00:47:05 Because you used to say "rhino"instead of "right now."
640 00:47:08 Where are we going "rhino?"
641 00:47:10 I want to watch TV "rhino."
642 00:47:13 "Rhino"
643 00:47:15 I'm not hungry. "Rhino" we're not friends.
644 00:47:17 "Rhino" I'm crying, "rhino" I'm shouting,"rhino" I'm punching.
645 00:47:20 Okay, okay, drop it already.
646 00:47:21 Then I'd get on all fours
647 00:47:23 and say: "Hi, I'm Rhino the dog."
648 00:47:27 And I'd bark and growl at you
649 00:47:30 and stick out my tongue andgive you my paw and howl at you.
650 00:47:33 And you'd cover your earsand tell me to leave you alone
651 00:47:36 and I paid no fucking attentionand moaned at you
652 00:47:39 and climbed into bed with you.
653 00:47:41 And slowly your face would change.
654 00:47:43 And your fear would go away.Or anger, whatever it was.
655 00:47:46 It cleansed you.
656 00:47:51 Now tell me again that you don't remember.
657 00:47:54 -It rings a bell.-Jesus, what nerve.
658 00:47:57 The good old days.
659 00:48:02 When we were brothers.
660 00:48:55 That dog is a fucking pain.
661 00:48:56 -He likes you now.-He can't.
662 00:48:58 -Let him climb up.-No.
663 00:49:00 Dogs sleep on the floor.
664 00:49:02 You'd rather not sleep all night?
665 00:49:04 He'll get tired of whining.
666 00:49:05 You haven't in 17 years.So let him up, he won't stop.
667 00:49:30 Grandma, don't die tonight.
668 00:49:33 "Tarapara."
669 00:49:57 Good morning, Grandma.
670 00:50:30 Lift your tongue, Grandma.
671 00:51:11 "Tarapara."
672 00:51:19 You haven't talked to Marta
673 00:51:21 this whole time.Or sent her messages. Did she dump you?
674 00:51:24 What are you saying?
675 00:51:25 -Call her.-No.
676 00:51:27 I'll call her when I fucking want to.
677 00:51:29 She dumped you.What did you do? Why did you let her?
678 00:51:32 You're such a pain.You're worse than a hangover, kid.
679 00:51:35 -I can tell you're not well.-How can you tell?
680 00:51:38 Since when do you care if I'm well or not?
681 00:51:41 I don't care, but I can tell.
682 00:51:42 When you're not well you do that.
683 00:51:44 -Do what?-This.
684 00:51:47 Okay, look, I stopped. I'm fine now.
685 00:51:49 Mind your own damn business.
686 00:51:51 Okay, I will.
687 00:51:53 Good, stay out of it.
688 00:52:11 Look, your dog might be there.
689 00:52:12 Whistle and see.
690 00:52:16 It's not like that.
691 00:52:20 -Hello.-What's up?
692 00:52:36 Don't say to leave the motor running.
693 00:52:38 Okay, I won't say it.
694 00:52:40 Now we're going to do whatwe should have done all along.
695 00:52:43 Tell the truth. Got it?
696 00:52:46 -Got it.-Yes or no? Look at me.
697 00:52:49 I got it.
698 00:52:52 You, come with me.
699 00:53:03 Hello.
700 00:53:04 Excuse me.
701 00:53:07 Did you by any chanceadopt a dog recently?
702 00:53:10 -By the name Rocky?-Yes.
703 00:53:12 -So?-Well, you see...
704 00:53:13 My brother's in a juvenile center...
705 00:53:17 He's on leave.And he's been doing therapy with dogs.
706 00:53:21 And it turns out your dog might be
707 00:53:24 the dog my brotherwas working with and got
708 00:53:27 very close to. And look at him,
709 00:53:30 he's in bad shape.Because it's the only living thing
710 00:53:32 he's ever showed interest in,
711 00:53:34 besides our grandmother.
712 00:53:35 And what do you want?
713 00:53:37 To see if it's the same dog. And if it is,
714 00:53:40 to exchange it for this dog,
715 00:53:42 which only has three legsbut always lies down,
716 00:53:45 is very loyal and good company.
717 00:53:50 Look, we don't know what we want.
718 00:53:53 Or why we made this trip or whatwe're doing here. That's the truth.
719 00:54:02 Okay, come with me.
720 00:54:05 Thank you.
721 00:54:06 Come on, you.
722 00:54:08 I found it inside a carthat just came in. Totaled.
723 00:54:11 It was scared and malnourished.I called the dog shelter
724 00:54:14 and they told me the carbelonged to its owner,
725 00:54:16 who had died in the car accident.
726 00:54:19 Nobody knew how it got this far.
727 00:54:22 They took the dog awayand after a few months,
728 00:54:26 when I was wrecking the car,I remembered the dog.
729 00:54:29 I called the dog shelter
730 00:54:31 and they said it was still thereawaiting adoption.
731 00:54:34 So I went over
732 00:54:37 and brought it home.
733 00:54:38 It's been in its owner's carever since and won't come out.
734 00:54:44 There it is.
735 00:54:55 Is it him or not?
736 00:54:58 No.
737 00:54:59 Okay, then, let's go.
738 00:55:02 Héctor.
739 00:55:03 What are you doing?
740 00:55:08 It has long nails,scaly skin and peeled ears.
741 00:55:12 Definitely leishmaniasis.
742 00:55:14 You need to take it to the vet for tests.
743 00:55:16 It'll need treatmentfor the rest of its life.
744 00:55:20 I can't afford something like that...
745 00:55:26 That's my wallet!
746 00:55:28 It'll die otherwise.
747 00:55:30 No, Héctor. Put that away.
748 00:55:31 -Here.-Héctor.
749 00:55:33 No, that's mine. Héctor.
750 00:55:36 -Why did you take my wallet?-I didn't take it.
751 00:55:39 -You didn't?-No, I picked it up.
752 00:55:42 Oh, you picked it up.And why didn't you give it back?
753 00:55:44 In case something came up.
754 00:55:46 -Something like what?-Like this.
755 00:55:49 You're definitely something.
756 00:55:52 One more day and I won't haveto put up with this shit anymore.
757 00:55:55 Three dogsand we fucking miss on the first two.
758 00:55:59 These things only happen to me.
759 00:56:01 Actually they only happen to you.
760 00:56:04 At least we can't miss now.
761 00:56:10 What is that?
762 00:56:16 Shit.
763 00:56:21 We're going to the village.
764 00:57:16 Father.
765 00:57:18 You might not remember me,I'm Chiri and Cuca's grandson.
766 00:57:21 Hey...
767 00:57:23 That's right.
768 00:57:26 How are you, son?
769 00:57:28 Well...
770 00:57:29 Through these holy last ritesand His bountiful mercy,
771 00:57:33 may the Lord help youwith the grace of the Holy Spirit
772 00:57:36 so that, free of sin,He may grant you salvation
773 00:57:38 and comfort you in sickness. Amen.
774 00:57:46 Where will you bury her?
775 00:57:48 Here,
776 00:57:49 with Grandpa Chiri.
777 00:57:51 That's why we came.
778 00:57:57 What's wrong?
779 00:58:06 Where is Grandpa?
780 00:58:08 The lease contract expired.
781 00:58:10 What do you mean, expired?
782 00:58:12 The funeral right lasts 75 years.
783 00:58:15 It expired about a year ago.
784 00:58:17 You didn't receive notice?
785 00:58:19 My grandmother's beenin a home for 5 years.
786 00:58:22 What happens if it isn't renewed?
787 00:58:24 It becomes available.
788 00:58:26 Okay.
789 00:58:28 How much does it cost to renew?
790 00:58:30 5,581 euros. 75 years, the maximum.
791 00:58:33 -Please, that's a huge amount.-We get the money and pay.
792 00:58:36 -We have to bury her here.-I want to too, smart ass.
793 00:58:39 It's your fault we didn't receive
794 00:58:41 the notice.
795 00:58:42 -My fault?-Yes, your fault.
796 00:58:44 You put her in a homeand we moved out. Your fault.
797 00:58:47 You are so fucking clueless. Sorry.
798 00:58:49 You think I could have paid for this?
799 00:58:53 Fucking Mr. My Way!
800 00:58:54 We sell the camper.
801 00:58:55 It's already for sale, it's not easy.
802 00:58:57 It won't sell itself.
803 00:58:57 I'm sure you've had offers,but you have nowhere else to live.
804 00:59:00 Don't bust my balls, this is new.
805 00:59:03 It's unexpected.Besides, I'm selling the camper
806 00:59:07 -for a good reason.-This is a good reason.
807 00:59:09 -Look.-Calm down, boys, don't argue.
808 00:59:12 Even if you wanted to renew it,you can't anymore.
809 00:59:15 -Why?-Because it's been leased already.
810 00:59:17 By who?
811 00:59:19 Your cousin Ignacio.
812 00:59:24 Then where is my grandfather?
813 00:59:28 There, in the cinerary.
814 00:59:32 The what?
815 00:59:40 Nice corpus luteum...
816 00:59:43 When are you taking Vicenta to Lausanne?
817 00:59:45 The day after tomorrow.
818 00:59:46 We'll take a look at her when we finish.
819 00:59:49 This one is ovulating.
820 00:59:51 Prepare the embryo,I'll put her tail to sleep.
821 00:59:55 If I hadn't leased it,someone else would have.
822 01:00:00 It's a tiny cemetery.
823 01:00:01 Why didn't you call me first?
824 01:00:04 When was the last time you were here?
825 01:00:06 Go by Grandma's house and then talk to me.
826 01:00:09 She's dying.She probably only has hours left.
827 01:00:12 And all she wanted was to beburied here with Grandpa.
828 01:00:15 Sorry, cousin, that's impossible.
829 01:00:18 I already gave the plotto my father-in-law Kalin.
830 01:00:21 What a shitty gift, cousin.
831 01:00:22 Hey, watch your mouth.
832 01:00:24 He has terminal cancer.
833 01:00:26 There are free niches.
834 01:00:27 Why don't you get one?Grandma doesn't need to know.
835 01:00:30 But I do. And so does Héctor.
836 01:00:33 Would you have been ableto afford it anyway?
837 01:00:38 How could you take out Grandpa
838 01:00:40 and incinerate his remainsand put him in a common ashtray?
839 01:00:43 -Cinerary.-I don't care.
840 01:00:44 You mixed him with other peoplein a fucking ashtray.
841 01:00:47 Do you know what the PH isin the land around here?
842 01:00:49 -What are you talking about?-Under five.
843 01:00:51 It's acidic land. Very acidic.
844 01:00:53 What's that got to do with it?
845 01:00:55 I didn't take him out, cousin.
846 01:00:57 He was already gone.You know what I found in the ditch?
847 01:01:00 Nothing.
848 01:01:02 And I mean nothing. Okay, wait.
849 01:01:04 His watch was there. I kept it.
850 01:01:07 I tell you Grandma is dyingand we've brought her here
851 01:01:10 and you don't even askto see her or anything.
852 01:01:14 What do you want, cousin?
853 01:01:16 You want me to feel bad?
854 01:01:19 Well, no.
855 01:01:20 No.
856 01:01:21 Grandma left.
857 01:01:24 And you haven't been back in years.
858 01:01:26 I'm the only one in the family who stayed.
859 01:01:28 The cemetery is for the peoplewho live here.
860 01:01:32 Now, if you don't mind,I have to get back to work.
861 01:01:34 I've taken enough heat.
862 01:01:45 Don't worry, Grandma.We fixed everything.
863 01:01:50 He's lying, Grandma.They stole your grave.
864 01:01:53 Are you stupid or what?
865 01:01:54 She doesn't like us lying to her.
866 01:01:55 I now, damn it, but...
867 01:01:57 Never mind.
868 01:02:00 I can't take this anymore,my head can't...
869 01:02:03 Stop plotting bullshit because it's over.
870 01:02:05 The land is acidic, okay?
871 01:02:07 Grandpa wasn't there whenthey dug him up, only his watch.
872 01:02:10 This fucking landeven eats dead people.
873 01:02:13 So let's just drop it.
874 01:02:14 Sometimes you have to know how to lose.
875 01:02:16 To win something, anything, for once,
876 01:02:20 first we have to learn how to lose.
877 01:02:22 I already know how to lose.
878 01:02:23 You have no fucking idea, Héctor.
879 01:02:26 No fucking idea.
880 01:02:27 Losing is one thing, we lost
881 01:02:29 and we lost big.
882 01:02:31 Learning how is another thing,
883 01:02:33 with pride, accepting defeat.
884 01:02:35 All we can do now is be with her and wait.
885 01:02:38 Got it? And don't say "Got it,"
886 01:02:39 I know you never get it.
887 01:02:41 Just nod.
888 01:03:02 Where are you going?
889 01:03:03 To take Grandma for a stroll.
890 01:03:05 What? She's dying.
891 01:03:07 -So she can say goodbye to her town.-No.
892 01:03:10 You'll get in trouble, I know you.
893 01:03:11 Stay here, I don't trust you.
894 01:03:14 Then come with us.
895 01:03:31 Great idea
896 01:03:32 bringing her here so she can seeher destroyed house.
897 01:03:35 Is this your cherry on top?
898 01:03:44 How did Grandpa's story go?
899 01:03:46 The one you always askedGrandma to tell you.
900 01:03:48 She told me a lot of his stories.
901 01:03:50 Yeah, but there was one about
902 01:03:52 a cow that he lost...
903 01:03:55 -Elvira the cow.-Yeah.
904 01:03:56 He didn't lose her, she ran away.
905 01:03:58 Okay, how did the story go?
906 01:04:00 The cows used to graze on community land
907 01:04:03 and each breeder had a time of year.
908 01:04:05 If someone else's cow got mixedwith yours, you could "adopt" it
909 01:04:09 and ask for a ransom.
910 01:04:10 They called it "adoption". It was legal.
911 01:04:13 One time Elvira got away,
912 01:04:14 she was the cow withthe most milk, she was adopted
913 01:04:18 and our great grandfather had to paya can of oil, a sack of flour,
914 01:04:21 half a kilo of sugarand half a dozen eggs.
915 01:04:24 And as punishment,he made Grandpa Chiri
916 01:04:26 sleep in the barn with Elvira for a week,
917 01:04:28 surrounded by cow piss and crapand he stunk.
918 01:04:31 And he wouldn't let him wash upto go to school.
919 01:04:33 And after the punishment was overhe kept sleeping in the barn with Elvira
920 01:04:37 and nobody understood why
921 01:04:38 and Grandma said it was becausethe kids at school beat him up,
922 01:04:41 but stopped going near himbecause he stunk
923 01:04:44 and they left him alone.
924 01:04:48 So now we know who you take after.
925 01:04:50 And proud of it.
926 01:04:53 She used to tell usanother story about cows.
927 01:04:57 What was it?
928 01:04:58 I don't know. I only liked that one.
929 01:05:01 What are you doing?
930 01:05:03 Where are you going?
931 01:05:05 -To the camper.-It's that way.
932 01:05:08 You're plotting something.
933 01:05:09 -No, I'm not.-Yes, you are, I can smell it.
934 01:05:11 What is it? Tell me. Tell me.
935 01:05:13 I can hear your head buzzing from here.
936 01:05:16 The buzzing is becauseI'm learning to lose.
937 01:05:38 Ignacio told me you were around.
938 01:05:42 -Sorry about your grandma.-Thanks.
939 01:05:44 And about your dad too.
940 01:05:47 Because he's really...
941 01:05:53 Papuco.
942 01:05:54 How long did they give you to live?
943 01:05:56 Three months, seven months ago.
944 01:06:01 Maybe we can bury themtogether and everyone's happy.
945 01:06:05 Sorry.
946 01:06:08 I'll serve him, sweetie.
947 01:06:15 Well?
948 01:06:17 -You up for a friendly game later?-No, thanks.
949 01:06:22 -This one's on the house.-No...
950 01:06:26 This I can afford.
951 01:06:59 Tell the Dutchman story.
952 01:07:01 No, it's stupid.
953 01:07:02 Stupid, he says.
954 01:07:04 A Dutchman writes himthe other day on Facebook...
955 01:07:06 Be quiet already.
956 01:07:07 -Everybody already knows.-Not me.
957 01:07:12 Sorry, I don't know the storyabout the Dutchman on Facebook.
958 01:07:17 It's a stupid story, cousin.
959 01:07:18 A Dutchman wrote me the other dayon Facebook to buy my cow
960 01:07:22 before the contest.And I didn't answer him.
961 01:07:25 But he insisted and I said,"Okay, 60,000 euros"
962 01:07:29 knowing I didn't want to sell her.
963 01:07:31 And he goes and says yes.
964 01:07:32 And I said, "Damn."
965 01:07:34 "This guy has a heavy wallet."
966 01:07:36 I would sell her. Things have been badever since they got rid
967 01:07:39 of the milk quotas.
968 01:07:40 Breeders are killing cowsto lower production.
969 01:07:42 No way.
970 01:07:43 The key is the offspring. Vicenta willgive good ones, no matter which bull.
971 01:07:47 You extract her embryo.
972 01:07:48 Or two, or three, or twenty.And you sell those embryos
973 01:07:51 for money. How much didyou make today inseminating?
974 01:07:55 I'll tell you tomorrow.
975 01:08:11 What's up?
976 01:08:13 What are you doing?
977 01:08:15 You did remember.
978 01:08:16 Remember what?
979 01:08:17 The other story. About adopting cows.
980 01:08:20 You never forget anything.
981 01:08:22 Why didn't you tell me? Go on, tell me.
982 01:08:26 I don't follow.
983 01:08:27 About how the kids in town,to pay for the local fair,
984 01:08:31 they'd steal cows from the farms
985 01:08:34 and adopt them sayingthey were in their pasture.
986 01:08:37 Now tell me you don't remember.
987 01:08:39 -No.-Yeah, well, you know what?
988 01:08:41 Our cousin has a cow that's likethe Messi of cows.
989 01:08:44 -I don't like soccer.-You will now.
990 01:08:48 Look. She's a championat a million cow things
991 01:08:51 and he can sell her forover 60,000 euros.
992 01:08:53 And her embryos.
993 01:08:55 It’s a fucking awesome cow.And next week
994 01:08:57 it’s going to Lausannefor a European championship
995 01:09:01 of some cow bullshitthey hold every three years.
996 01:09:03 The Champions League of cows.
997 01:09:04 I don't like soccer.
998 01:09:07 We agreed not to do anything.
999 01:09:08 We stay with Grandmaand we learn how to lose.
1000 01:09:12 Since when do you listen to what I say?
1001 01:09:15 You've had 18 years to listen to me.
1002 01:09:18 And you have to start now.
1003 01:09:24 Listen to me.
1004 01:09:26 This is an adoption story.Your dog was adopted.
1005 01:09:29 You adopted me. Cousin Ignacioadopted our grave and now we...
1006 01:09:32 -We're not stealing a cow.-Exactly.
1007 01:09:35 We're not. Because I'm going to do it.
1008 01:09:37 And it's not stealing.
1009 01:09:39 It's adopting.
1010 01:09:42 Forced robbery
1011 01:09:44 aggravated by the valueof the item stolen.
1012 01:09:46 Two to five years.
1013 01:09:47 With previous crimes, definitely jail.
1014 01:09:49 I don’t give a shit.Anything for Grandma, right?
1015 01:09:52 You're drunk.
1016 01:09:53 Well, a little, so what?It makes me braver.
1017 01:09:55 No, it makes you stupid.
1018 01:09:58 You said a bad word. Very good.
1019 01:10:01 We won't get Grandpa's grave back.You'll get caught.
1020 01:10:04 We'll see. And we'll see if our cousin
1021 01:10:06 cares more about his cowor his father-in-law.
1022 01:10:11 How will you get it out of there?
1023 01:10:13 Where will you hide it?
1024 01:10:14 Did you think about the consequencesbefore you ran away for your dog?
1025 01:10:17 Then stay out of my head, I'm in control.
1026 01:10:19 Why do you want Grandma's sedatives?
1027 01:10:21 -In case the cow gets feisty.-No way.
1028 01:10:23 You can't drug a cow. 337 is untouchable.
1029 01:10:26 What's 337?
1030 01:10:29 Mistreating an animal.
1031 01:10:31 I don't want you to go, Isma.
1032 01:10:34 Don't go.
1033 01:10:37 Listen to one thing, Héctor.
1034 01:10:39 That gesture you had.
1035 01:10:41 Knowing the story about the kids,because you knew it by heart,
1036 01:10:45 but not using that informationto get in trouble.
1037 01:10:53 That proves
1038 01:10:55 that you've learned howto control your tantrums.
1039 01:10:59 That means officially today
1040 01:11:03 you've learned how to lose.
1041 01:11:06 Congratulations.
1042 01:11:12 Don't die until I get back, Grandma.
1043 01:11:30 Holy cow!
1044 01:11:37 They're all the same. Which one is it?
1045 01:11:50 Fucking cell phone...
1046 01:11:59 STOP SENDING ME VOICE MESSAGESI WON'T LISTEN TO THEM, IT'S OVER
1047 01:12:14 Hi, I saw you're on-line
1048 01:12:17 and I'm in my grandma's home town,she's in pretty bad shape.
1049 01:12:21 She might die todayor tomorrow, we don't know.
1050 01:12:24 I thought of you becauseyou two always hit it off so well.
1051 01:12:30 I don't know why I'm sending you thisif you haven't listened to the rest.
1052 01:12:47 The land isn't acidic.
1053 01:12:51 Scared the shit out of me.
1054 01:12:53 Mix the dirt with waterand sodium bicarbonate.
1055 01:12:55 -No reaction, not acidic.-What?
1056 01:12:58 I learned it at the center.
1057 01:12:59 And you still complain...
1058 01:13:01 Change toxic thoughtfor pro-social thought.
1059 01:13:04 That's why I didn't tell youthe story about the kids.
1060 01:13:07 I knew it.
1061 01:13:08 But our cousin lied to us.
1062 01:13:09 -What?-When they dug up Grandpa,
1063 01:13:11 besides the watch,there had to be teeth and bones.
1064 01:13:14 That son of a bitch.
1065 01:13:17 -Let's get out of here.-No.
1066 01:13:19 Not without the cow.
1067 01:13:20 -The cow isn't here.-What do you mean?
1068 01:13:22 -Of course it is.-No. Cows are put
1069 01:13:24 in quarantine before championships.
1070 01:13:26 You learn that at the center too?
1071 01:13:28 No, I read it on the internet.
1072 01:13:31 What are you doing with my cell phone?
1073 01:13:32 Why do you know my password?
1074 01:13:34 -Shut up.-What?
1075 01:13:37 -What?-It's that way.
1076 01:14:04 Messi.
1077 01:14:09 Shit, a lock. It's all yours.Do your magic, Mr. My Way.
1078 01:14:12 I thought you didn't want meto commit a crime.
1079 01:14:15 This isn't a crime. We're freeing the cow.You think it wants to be here?
1080 01:14:19 Enjoy the music or your superpowers.Just open it.
1081 01:14:22 Why are you living in the camper?
1082 01:14:24 What?
1083 01:14:25 Did Marta leave you?
1084 01:14:26 Don't be a buzzkiller. Not now. Go on.
1085 01:14:29 Tell me or I won't open it.
1086 01:14:31 Héctor, don't fuck with me. Open it.
1087 01:14:33 She dumped you.
1088 01:14:36 It's up in the air.
1089 01:14:37 Up in the air? Did she leave you or not?
1090 01:14:39 Yeah, a little. Because...
1091 01:14:41 -We really have to do this here?-Yes.
1092 01:14:42 -Now?-Yes.
1093 01:14:44 -I'll tell you later, damn it.-No.
1094 01:14:52 She's pregnant.
1095 01:14:54 And it was like no...
1096 01:14:56 But yes, she is.
1097 01:14:58 We were fucking careless.I swear I didn't, neither did she...
1098 01:15:01 But suddenly she says that
1099 01:15:03 she wants to have it.And I was like: "My love, what?"
1100 01:15:07 "How can we?"
1101 01:15:08 And she says: "Yes."And I said I can't.
1102 01:15:10 And she said: "What do you mean?"And I said:
1103 01:15:12 "I can't."
1104 01:15:18 "I don't want to."
1105 01:15:21 And that's it.
1106 01:15:23 Yeah, I have no heart. Open it.
1107 01:15:33 That's it, drink and relax a little.
1108 01:15:37 What are you doing?
1109 01:15:52 Of course, of course.
1110 01:15:54 Let it all out.
1111 01:16:01 If you used your time wisely, good lord.
1112 01:16:13 I don't want you to be like Dad.
1113 01:16:16 Let's go.
1114 01:16:41 Hey, stop, stop.
1115 01:16:43 I can't believe it,that's our cousin's car.
1116 01:16:45 He couldn't already know. Or could he?
1117 01:16:48 Animals sometimes have a chip with a GPS.
1118 01:16:51 -Now you tell me?-Yes.
1119 01:16:55 He can't see us with the cow.We have to hide.
1120 01:16:57 -He won't leave until we go in.-What do we do?
1121 01:17:00 We've "adopted" the cowto ask for a ransom.
1122 01:17:03 That's what we'll do.
1123 01:17:11 What are you doing here?
1124 01:17:15 What I should have done first,come to say goodbye to Grandma.
1125 01:17:23 Damn, Héctor, you're so much older.
1126 01:17:25 -So are you.-Right.
1127 01:17:29 -That's the only reason you came?-No.
1128 01:17:33 Also to apologize.I was a jerk this morning.
1129 01:17:36 And then Jesus
1130 01:17:38 about the cow in the bar.
1131 01:17:40 I'm very sorry, cousin. There.
1132 01:17:43 Right.
1133 01:17:45 Okay, look, cousin.
1134 01:17:48 We want Grandpa's grave.
1135 01:17:49 We want the grave.
1136 01:17:51 The grave.
1137 01:17:52 I'm ashamed to say it,but that's impossible.
1138 01:17:55 Yes, it is possible.
1139 01:17:58 No, it isn't. I lied to you.
1140 01:18:01 The land here
1141 01:18:04 isn't acidic.
1142 01:18:05 There were remains,of course there were.
1143 01:18:09 But things were bad with Rosa.
1144 01:18:11 She said I don't take careof the girls, or her family,
1145 01:18:15 that I'm always with the cows,
1146 01:18:17 that I love Vicenta more than her.
1147 01:18:18 I play music for Vicenta at nightand I don't even take her dancing.
1148 01:18:22 Then her dad got cancer,
1149 01:18:23 and I did it without thinkingabout the consequences.
1150 01:18:27 I would love nothing more thanto give back the grave to Grandma
1151 01:18:31 and Grandpa,
1152 01:18:33 but if I do I'll ruin my life.
1153 01:18:36 I talked to the mayorand there aren't any more graves.
1154 01:18:41 But I reserved a nichein the second row, the best row.
1155 01:18:45 The closest, the most expensive.
1156 01:18:49 3,000 euros.
1157 01:18:51 I'll pay for it myself.
1158 01:18:53 I know it's not the same.
1159 01:18:55 If you never want to talk to me again,I'd understand.
1160 01:18:58 There's no reason...
1161 01:19:01 to be so radical, cousin.
1162 01:19:05 What's done is done.
1163 01:19:08 I mean...
1164 01:19:11 Don't torture yourself. Look at me.
1165 01:19:14 Sometimes you do things
1166 01:19:16 without thinking and you haveto be understanding.
1167 01:19:19 And learn how to lose.
1168 01:19:20 And learn how to lose.Forget it, cousin.
1169 01:19:23 Hey, look at me! The nichein the second row is fantastic.
1170 01:19:27 Yeah.
1171 01:19:28 -We want the watch too.-The watch too.
1172 01:19:30 Of course, Héctor.Of course you can have it.
1173 01:19:33 Take the fucking watch.Why would I want it?
1174 01:19:35 Okay, cousin, that's it.
1175 01:19:38 Cousin, cousin, cousin.
1176 01:19:39 There. You can rest easy.Thank you.
1177 01:19:42 Cousin.
1178 01:19:44 Listen... cousin.
1179 01:19:49 Cousin. Listen to me.
1180 01:19:51 Remember when Grandpa Chiri's cowgot "adopted"?
1181 01:20:02 The sixth row isn't so bad.
1182 01:20:05 More privacy.
1183 01:20:07 They bother you less.
1184 01:20:09 Grandma, you can die peacefully now.
1185 01:20:11 No, not yet.
1186 01:20:15 Seriously?
1187 01:20:21 Now what, MacGyver?
1188 01:20:28 Don't do it, Héctor.
1189 01:20:29 Come with me, Grandpa Chiri.
1190 01:20:51 Grandma?
1191 01:20:53 -Already?-No, she's better.
1192 01:20:55 Her oxygen level is up to 81%.
1193 01:20:57 After the huge mess we made,
1194 01:20:59 -now you're not dying anymore.-"Tarapara."
1195 01:21:01 "Tarapara" my ass.
1196 01:21:02 -It bothers you she's not dying?-Yeah, right.
1197 01:21:04 It bothers me?
1198 01:21:06 It just seems like you twoare conspiring to make my life hell.
1199 01:21:09 -Come on, let's go.-No.
1200 01:21:11 -We should wait.-Wait for what?
1201 01:21:13 It's the typical improvementbefore she dies.
1202 01:21:15 -What?-Yeah, you feel better
1203 01:21:16 because you're about to goto a better place.
1204 01:21:19 You use up what little you have left.
1205 01:21:20 It's better to wait
1206 01:21:22 -for her to finish.-We can't wait.
1207 01:21:24 We have to finishwhat we came to do.
1208 01:21:26 Grandma isn't going to die.
1209 01:21:28 So choose: the centeror for your dog, Mr. My Way.
1210 01:21:31 You're nicer drunk.
1211 01:21:33 "Tarapara."
1212 01:21:58 Why are you so serious?
1213 01:22:02 I'm always serious.
1214 01:22:03 You? No way! What are you saying?
1215 01:22:06 You're the life of the party.
1216 01:22:09 No, seriously, Héctor.
1217 01:22:11 You need to learn the meaning of irony.
1218 01:22:14 Because the world is fucking ironic.
1219 01:22:17 Want me to explain?
1220 01:22:19 -Irony is saying nonsense.-Okay.
1221 01:22:21 If you already know...
1222 01:22:25 Okay, explain it to me.
1223 01:22:28 Okay.
1224 01:22:29 Easy example, imagineI go up to cousin Ignacio and say:
1225 01:22:33 "Hey, cousin, that's great. "
1226 01:22:35 It's great you took Grandpaout of his grave
1227 01:22:38 for a stroll in the woods."
1228 01:22:40 Why is that irony and not nonsense?
1229 01:22:42 Because it wasn't a stroll in the woods.
1230 01:22:45 And he understandsthat my comment was bitter
1231 01:22:48 and has another meaning, it isn't literal
1232 01:22:52 and I'm criticizing him.
1233 01:22:54 Do you get it?
1234 01:22:56 I don't know.
1235 01:22:57 Go on, make one up.Make an ironic comment.
1236 01:23:01 First think of somethingthat pisses you off.
1237 01:23:04 -You reported me to get rid of me.-For Christ’s sake, not again.
1238 01:23:08 But okay, that works.
1239 01:23:11 Now say that you're totally happyI reported you.
1240 01:23:13 -I'm not.-I know.
1241 01:23:15 That's the point.Say it like it's the best thing
1242 01:23:17 that's ever happened to you.
1243 01:23:19 Thanks a lot for reporting meto get rid of me.
1244 01:23:22 No, like you're joking.
1245 01:23:24 "Hey, Isma, I am so glad
1246 01:23:29 you sent me to that summer camp.Thank you!"
1247 01:23:31 It's not a summer camp.
1248 01:23:33 -That's the irony.-And it's two years, not one summer.
1249 01:23:35 -I know, it's a joke.-No, it isn't.
1250 01:23:38 It's hell.
1251 01:23:39 Okay, forget it. It's impossible.You're right.
1252 01:23:42 Irony is saying nonsense.
1253 01:23:53 It must be one of those houses.
1254 01:23:58 -Pull over.-What?
1255 01:24:00 Don't start.
1256 01:24:01 -Pull over.-I'm not pulling over, damn it.
1257 01:24:03 We're going to the front door.
1258 01:24:06 He won't be there.
1259 01:24:08 -Why not?-No.
1260 01:24:09 Sheep won't be there.
1261 01:24:11 Sure, he will.It's the only place left to check.
1262 01:24:16 He was at the first house we saw.
1263 01:24:22 At the first house we saw?
1264 01:24:26 Héctor, quit fucking with me!
1265 01:24:28 He was at the first house?
1266 01:24:31 Why didn't you say anything?
1267 01:24:35 Will you fucking talk to me
1268 01:24:36 and tell me what you're thinking?
1269 01:24:39 If you made up Grandma dyingI swear I'll kill you.
1270 01:24:42 No. Grandma's health is untouchable.
1271 01:24:44 Oh, but mine isn't.You can fuck with mine.
1272 01:24:51 I'm sorry.
1273 01:25:00 Where...?
1274 01:25:23 Okay, Héctor.
1275 01:25:25 I'll go to jail for younot telling me sooner,
1276 01:25:30 but it's okay.
1277 01:25:33 But just so I understand:
1278 01:25:36 If we went through all this crap
1279 01:25:39 to find your dog,why didn't you say anything?
1280 01:25:43 Was he with an old man
1281 01:25:44 in a wheelchairor a terminally sick person?
1282 01:25:46 No.
1283 01:25:48 He was with a dog.
1284 01:25:50 With a dog?
1285 01:25:52 Yeah, with a dog. With other dogs.
1286 01:26:02 -Is that your dog?-Wait.
1287 01:26:07 Héctor, is that your dog or not?
1288 01:26:11 Héctor, it's not a difficult question.
1289 01:26:14 He didn't like dogs.
1290 01:26:17 He was afraid of them.He never went near them.
1291 01:26:20 And playing even less.
1292 01:26:22 He preferred to be alone all the time.
1293 01:26:26 No, it isn't.
1294 01:26:31 I didn't want the trip to end.
1295 01:26:36 That's why I didn't say anything.
1296 01:27:03 Good night, Grandma.
1297 01:27:05 "Tarapara."
1298 01:27:10 Don't get your hopes up.
1299 01:27:32 WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU GET BACK
1300 01:27:41 What the fuck?
1301 01:27:46 Stop sending me text messages.I won't listen to them. It's over.
1302 01:27:49 I swear this is the last timeI'll write you.
1303 01:27:51 I only wanted to sayI got scared about the pregnancy.
1304 01:27:53 But not because I don't want it.It's Héctor.
1305 01:27:56 I've been a father to him for 17 years
1306 01:27:59 and I did a lousy job.Look where he is.
1307 01:28:01 I swear I've triedbut I did everything wrong.
1308 01:28:04 Really bad.That's why I didn't want it.
1309 01:28:07 But I think I know better now.I'm finally learning.
1310 01:28:10 I've been doing pretty wellthese last few days.
1311 01:28:12 Doing things for himI'd never done before.
1312 01:28:15 For him. For me.That's why I didn't want it.
1313 01:28:17 And Héctor's going to be 18and he can fend for himself.
1314 01:28:19 I'll have more time for you and our son.
1315 01:28:22 Don't worry I won't be like my dad.I'm selling the camper.
1316 01:28:25 So I'll have money for us.And I'm writing a pretty song for him.
1317 01:28:26 Now I can do it.I want it. Can I come home?
1318 01:28:43 How did you figure out my password?
1319 01:28:45 Using the year you were born is bullshit.
1320 01:28:49 That's true...
1321 01:28:51 Scoot over.
1322 01:29:05 Since when are you a marriage counselor?
1323 01:29:11 So you decided for me, huh? Doctor Love?
1324 01:29:16 There's no decision to make.
1325 01:29:18 -There isn't?-No.
1326 01:29:20 And I do care.
1327 01:29:23 About what?
1328 01:29:25 When you're not okay.
1329 01:29:26 I care.
1330 01:29:35 Happy birthday.
1331 01:29:52 I thought you were giving me the camper.
1332 01:29:54 -That I earned it.-Yeah, right.
1333 01:29:58 Don't freak out.
1334 01:30:00 Your sneakers are too big for me.
1335 01:30:01 Put some cotton inside.
1336 01:30:04 You don't have any cotton.
1337 01:30:05 Some toilet paper.
1338 01:30:10 No toilet paper either?
1339 01:30:19 -There's a hole.-Damn, bro.
1340 01:30:22 Stop complaining.You’re wearing flip-flops.
1341 01:30:25 -That's true.-Sure.
1342 01:30:28 Thanks.
1343 01:30:32 Hallelujah, kid.
1344 01:31:54 ADOPTION FILES
1345 01:32:10 Her oxygen level dropped again.
1346 01:32:11 What does that mean?
1347 01:32:13 Three minutes ago it was fine.
1348 01:32:16 And now it's dropped because...
1349 01:32:18 -The three-legged dog cured her.-The three-legged dog cured her.
1350 01:32:21 -Are you being serious?-No.
1351 01:32:23 You cured her with your insults.
1352 01:32:26 You just made an ironic comment.
1353 01:32:28 And you something stupid.
1354 01:33:21 Don't die until I get out, okay, Grandma?
1355 01:33:24 "Tarapara."
1356 01:33:27 And you, take care of her.
1357 01:33:28 "Taraparo."
1358 01:33:30 "Taraparo?"
1359 01:33:32 "Taraparo."
1360 01:33:48 It's just another month and a half.
1361 01:33:53 No running away or getting in trouble.
1362 01:33:56 When you're 18, Héctor,
1363 01:33:59 it has to stop.
1364 01:34:03 You said you didn't want this to end.
1365 01:34:05 For it not to end,
1366 01:34:09 you have to go back in.
1367 01:34:10 Otherwise it's impossible.
1368 01:34:12 What is?
1369 01:34:15 Us being brothers again.
1370 01:34:20 Imagine in a month and a half
1371 01:34:23 all the dog books you'll beable to read and memorize.
1372 01:34:28 You'll come out a veterinarian.
1373 01:34:31 The problemisn't the month and a half inside.
1374 01:34:34 Then what?
1375 01:34:35 After...
1376 01:34:37 After what?
1377 01:34:40 You won't be there.
1378 01:34:41 When I get out, you won't be there.
1379 01:34:46 Yeah, yeah.
1380 01:34:49 You're right, yeah.
1381 01:34:51 I won't be there.
1382 01:34:53 But anyway...
1383 01:34:54 your dog will be.
1384 01:34:57 Taraparo isn't my dog.
1385 01:35:00 I don't mean Taraparo.
1386 01:35:01 And Sheep is fine where he is.
1387 01:35:04 I don't mean Sheep either.
1388 01:35:26 Hello, Héctor.
1389 01:35:50 Okay.
1390 01:35:55 Goodbye, Isma.
1391 01:35:59 See you later.
