玛蒂尔达：音乐剧 Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical(2022)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:02:45 A baby?
2 00:02:47 I'm not having a baby.What on earth gives you that idea?
3 00:02:51 I'm not listening to this.This is quackery.
4 00:02:52 But you're about to give birth.
5 00:02:54 Are you out of your mi…
6 00:02:57 Mrs. Wormwood,you're having a contraction.
7 00:02:59 I'm not having contractions.
8 00:03:01 Contractions are for pregnant women…
9 00:03:04 …who are having ba……bies!
10 00:03:09 I'm having a stinking baby!
11 00:04:09 What?
12 00:04:10 A girl.
13 00:04:12 What, you mean my son is a girl?
14 00:04:15 I mean that your daughter is a girl.
15 00:04:17 Yeah, but the balloons, Doctor.I mean…
16 00:04:19 the balloons, they say "boy."
17 00:04:21 Mr. Wormwood, your wife has justgiven birth to a beautiful, healthy,
18 00:04:24 happy little girl. She's perfect.
19 00:04:27 This is fantastic news.
20 00:06:07 Everything all right, Matilda?
21 00:06:10 Yes, thank you, Mrs. Phelps.
22 00:06:12 Only, it's sort of closing time.
23 00:06:14 Oh, right.
24 00:06:16 I could stay while you pack up?
25 00:06:18 When I say "sort of," I mean an hour ago.
26 00:06:20 I already have packed up.
27 00:06:22 You looked so peacefulI didn't want to disturb you.
28 00:06:24 But I just know your parents cannot waitto have you back home.
29 00:06:28 Oh, yeah, they love me home.
30 00:06:33 Just… love me at home.
31 00:06:36 Oh, no, it's a disaster, Harry!
32 00:06:40 We forgot to send it to school!
33 00:06:43 He goes to school all the time,don't you, boy?
34 00:06:45 I'm a girl, and no, I don't.I've never been to school.
35 00:06:48 -Where d'you get all the books from?-From the library.
36 00:06:51 What, they're doing books now?
37 00:06:52 Oh, you are such an idiot!
38 00:06:54 What, me?I've got a business to run.
39 00:06:56 It's not my job to look after brats.
40 00:06:58 Haven't I got enough stress,what with all this debt you've put us in?
41 00:07:01 That I've put us in?
42 00:07:02 Yeah, yeah, you. Don't you get it?
43 00:07:05 We're trapped in the chains of debt.
44 00:07:08 And you, you expect meto escape like I'm some kind of…
45 00:07:11 flaming escapologist!
46 00:07:14 Escapologist, is it?Well, I have a whole house to run.
47 00:07:17 Dinners don't microwave themselves,you know.
48 00:07:18 Hello?
49 00:07:21 -Who the flaming flip's that?-I was gonna tell you.
50 00:07:24 The school inspector's here.He's in the dining room with some floozy.
51 00:07:27 What are we going to do?
52 00:07:29 Well…
53 00:07:31 Dr Martin Luther King once said,"A lie cannot live."
54 00:07:36 Yeah.Yeah, we'll lie our way out of it.
55 00:07:38 Like what that doctor said.
56 00:07:41 Home schooling, uh, yeah.
57 00:07:45 We homeschool that one.
58 00:07:46 It's all the rage these days.
59 00:07:48 You know, what with being a businessmanand an entrepreneur.
60 00:07:51 Well, then, I understand rage.
61 00:07:54 Okay…
62 00:07:55 And what kind of educationdoes she receive here?
63 00:07:59 Well, I do makeup and Harry does welding.
64 00:08:09 Matilda, isn't it?
65 00:08:14 My name's Miss Honey.
66 00:08:17 So you've been homeschooled, have you?
67 00:08:21 We were wondering if you'd liketo come to be school-schooled.
68 00:08:25 We're a few weeks in already,
69 00:08:27 but, uh, we've another girlwho's missed the start of term too.
70 00:08:30 You could just join her.
71 00:08:32 What's it like?
72 00:08:34 School-school.
73 00:08:37 Uh… sometimes it can be intense.
74 00:08:41 But I promise you my class is just fun.
75 00:08:45 I'll teach you all about historyand music and literature--
76 00:08:49 Literature! So, books then?
77 00:08:54 At school, we have loads of books.Full of stories.
78 00:08:58 And we'll even teach youhow to write your own.
79 00:09:01 How does that sound?
80 00:09:02 All right,look, look, look, I'll sort this.
81 00:09:05 I'd better go.
82 00:09:10 Hm.
83 00:09:17 Once upon a time…
84 00:09:20 there was a little girl…
85 00:09:22 who was trapped.
86 00:09:24 I can't believe that!Talking to me like that.
87 00:09:27 How dare they!I'm getting fined because of you!
88 00:09:30 It's not my fault!
89 00:09:32 You forgot to send me to school.
90 00:09:33 Yeah, well you're going to school now,and you're gonna meet The Trunchbull.
91 00:09:37 The Trunchbull?
92 00:09:39 Agatha Trunchbull.Headmistress of Crunchem Hall.
93 00:09:42 Big, strong, scary woman she is.
94 00:09:44 Used to compete in the Olympics.Yeah, throwing the hammer.
95 00:09:48 And guess what I just did?
96 00:09:50 I called her and told her
97 00:09:52 what a nasty little,troublemaking goblin you are.
98 00:09:57 No!
99 00:09:58 Oh, she is so looking forwardto meeting you!
100 00:10:02 -That's not fair!
101 00:10:05 It's not right!
102 00:10:07 That oughta teach you,ruining our life!
103 00:10:09 Yeah, disgusting little gargoyle.
104 00:13:10 What have you done to my hair?
105 00:13:13 Oh.
106 00:13:25 Why d'you want it green anyway?Is it a circus thing or…?
107 00:13:28 What circus thing?
108 00:13:29 This escapologist you keep going on about.
109 00:13:32 Does he have green hair?
110 00:13:33 There is no escapologist,and I keep telling you I didn't do it.
111 00:13:40 Escapologist… Escapologist…
112 00:13:44 Once upon a time,there was a great escapologist.
113 00:13:48 He was so kind.
114 00:13:49 The sort of man any childwould love to have as their father.
115 00:13:54 And one day he fell in love with…
116 00:13:57 an acrobat.
117 00:14:17 Matilda?
118 00:14:20 Hello, Mrs. Phelps!
119 00:14:22 School doesn't startfor another hour yet, does it?
120 00:14:25 Oh, I'm early because of… excitement.
121 00:14:31 Miss Honey's gonnateach us to tell stories.
122 00:14:34 But I think I've got one already.
123 00:14:36 I can feel it sort of wriggling in me.
124 00:14:40 -Like it's bursting to get out.-Well, I think if it's bursting,
125 00:14:44 you should probablytell it as soon as possible, don't you?
126 00:14:47 I'll get us some lemonade.
127 00:14:48 But it might be a bit… intense.
128 00:14:53 Matilda Wormwood, stories are my business.I think I'll be fine.
129 00:14:59 Once upon a time,
130 00:15:01 the two greatest circus performersin the world…
131 00:15:05 an escapologist, who couldescape from any lock ever invented,
132 00:15:10 and an acrobat, who was so skilled,
133 00:15:13 it seemed she could actually fly,
134 00:15:15 -fell in love and got married.
135 00:15:18 Together they performed the mostincredible feats anyone had ever seen.
136 00:15:23 People would come from miles around.
137 00:15:25 Kings, queens, celebrities and astronauts.
138 00:15:29 But despite their love,
139 00:15:32 despite their fame, they were sad.
140 00:15:36 "We have everything thatthe world has to offer," said the wife.
141 00:15:40 "But not the one thing in the worldwe want most.
142 00:15:44 We do not have a child."
143 00:15:45 "Patience my love,"
144 00:15:47 the husband replied."Time is on our side.
145 00:15:50 Even time loves us."
146 00:15:53 But time is the one thingno one is master of.
147 00:15:57 And as time passed,they grew quite old and still,
148 00:16:00 no child.
149 00:16:02 The sadness of living alonein their big, empty house
150 00:16:06 drew them on to ever more dangerous feats,
151 00:16:09 as work became the only place to escapethe inescapable sorrow of their lives.
152 00:16:15 And so it was, they decided to perform
153 00:16:18 the most dangerous featever in the world, ever!
154 00:16:21 It is called…
155 00:16:23 Said the acrobat,
156 00:16:24 announcing the event to the world's press,
157 00:16:26 who had gathered to listenwith bated breath.
158 00:16:29 The Burning Woman Hurling Through the Air
159 00:16:33 With Dynamite in Her Hair
160 00:16:35 Over Sharks and Spiky Objects…
161 00:16:38 Caught by the Man Locked in the Cage and…
162 00:16:41 …it is the most dangerous featever in the world ever!
163 00:16:52 It is our destiny.
164 00:16:55 It is where the loneliness of lifehas led us.
165 00:17:02 Well, what happened next?
166 00:17:06 I… I don't know.
167 00:17:09 Not yet, anyway.
168 00:17:11 School's open. I'd better go.
169 00:17:13 But what about the rest of the story?
170 00:17:15 I'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
171 00:17:16 Tomorrow?But I'm over at the lake tomorrow.
172 00:17:19 The lake, okay.
173 00:17:20 Well, have a great day at school.
174 00:17:23 And… be careful in there.
175 00:17:25 Oh, I'm not worried.
176 00:17:27 If people do scary things to you,you can just do scary things back.
177 00:17:31 But Matilda, remember,
178 00:17:33 two wrongs don't make a right.
179 00:17:35 Unless they do.
180 00:17:37 In which case you've just madea right out of two wrongs.
181 00:17:40 Which has got to be good!
182 00:17:48 Is it your first day too?
183 00:17:50 Yes, I'm not worried,but I think Isaac might be.
184 00:17:56 What if we went in together?
185 00:17:58 Yep! That way me and Isaaccan look after you if anything…
186 00:18:03 You know.
187 00:18:15 Oi, new kids!
188 00:19:23 Why?
189 00:19:25 Why? Did you hear what we said?
190 00:19:33 What's Phys-Ed?
191 00:19:34 Physical Education.
192 00:19:36 The Trunchbull speciality.
193 00:19:39 Who are you?
194 00:19:40 We're prefects.We're here to take you to class.
195 00:19:43 So we're going to start learning?
196 00:19:45 Oh, you'll start learning, all right.
197 00:19:47 Great, I already know the alphabet.
198 00:19:49 You don't know the alphabetuntil we learn you the alphabet.
199 00:21:04 Why?
200 00:21:06 Why?
201 00:21:07 Didn't you hear what we said?
202 00:21:10 I have become awarethat some of you are not yet in class.
203 00:21:13 Correct this.
204 00:21:15 You have five seconds to comply.
205 00:21:18 -Five.
206 00:21:21 -Four.
207 00:21:22 - Three.
208 00:21:24 -Two.-Lavender, Matilda, inside quick.
209 00:21:27 -One.
210 00:21:32 Hmm…
211 00:21:33 Yes, uh, Miss Trunchbullis keen on punctuality.
212 00:21:37 Best not to be late.Now, come and meet your new friends.
213 00:21:41 This is Lavender and Matilda.
214 00:21:43 And if there's anything too difficult,
215 00:21:46 just ask a classmate.
216 00:21:48 They'll help you. All right?
217 00:21:50 -Miss!-Hm?
218 00:21:52 It's hurting my head.
219 00:21:55 Oh, no, Nigel, that's not for you.
220 00:21:57 They use this classroomfor grown-up lessons at night.
221 00:22:00 They must have left it up there.
222 00:22:05 Nigel. Nigel. Nigel.
223 00:22:08 Nigel.
224 00:22:11 Relax.
225 00:22:15 Well done.
226 00:22:18 Now, who would like topolish off what's on the board?
227 00:22:21 -Oh, me!-Miss Honey, me!
228 00:22:25 Matilda.
229 00:22:26 How about you?
230 00:22:31 So… today is reading.
231 00:22:36 Now, this bookis actually for nine-year-olds…
232 00:22:39 but you're all doing so well…
233 00:22:41 that I thought we'd give this a try.
234 00:22:44 I'd like you allto read the first chapter.
235 00:22:48 -Eric, what is a chapter?-It's a chunk of a story, Miss.
236 00:22:51 Absolutely perfect, Eric.
237 00:22:54 What I'm hoping isthat you can all read the first chunk,
238 00:22:57 then we'll discuss how…
239 00:23:02 Matilda, what are you doing?
240 00:23:05 Well, I'm polishing it off.
241 00:23:08 Like you said.
242 00:23:10 Oh… No, I meant polish it off.
243 00:23:15 Is that… correct?
244 00:23:18 Well, yeah.
245 00:23:19 And then I thoughtI may as well do the rest.
246 00:23:22 The rest?
247 00:23:24 You know, the prime numbers.
248 00:23:26 Where X is the square of AB reoccur.
249 00:23:31 So I realized they must have done itknowing it was part of a sequence.
250 00:23:35 Is maths your favorite thing?
251 00:23:38 It's okay.But what I really like is reading.
252 00:23:41 It's like a holiday in your head.
253 00:23:44 And do you do that a lot?
254 00:23:46 Get away from everything.In books, I mean.
255 00:23:49 Oh, yeah, I read loads this week.
256 00:23:51 Loads. In one week?
257 00:23:54 So, which books did you read this week?
258 00:23:57 Nicholas Nickleby, Jane Eyre,
259 00:24:00 Tess of the D'Urbervilles,Of Mice and Men,
260 00:24:03 The Lord of the Rings,
261 00:24:05 Moby Dick, Crime and Punishment,
262 00:24:09 and…
263 00:24:11 The Cat in the Hat.
264 00:24:36 Don't be pathetic.
265 00:24:42 -Enter.
266 00:24:48 Don't just stand therelike a wet tissue, get on with it.
267 00:24:50 Yes, yes, sorry.
268 00:24:54 So, Miss Trunchbull, there is…
269 00:24:57 in my class, a girlcalled Matilda Wormwood and--
270 00:25:00 Matilda Wormwood,daughter of Mr. Harry Wormwood.
271 00:25:03 Excellent man.
272 00:25:05 He warned me about the brat though.
273 00:25:07 Said she's a real… wart.
274 00:25:10 No, Headmistress, I don't think--
275 00:25:12 No. No, you do not.
276 00:25:16 What is the school motto, Miss Honey?
277 00:25:19 Bambinatum est Maggitum.
278 00:25:21 Bambinatum est Maggitum."Children are maggots."
279 00:25:25 Thank you for bringing this oneto my attention.
280 00:25:28 I shall destroy it in due course.Good day.
281 00:25:32 Miss Trunchbull, it is mybelief that Matilda Wormwood is a genius.
282 00:25:36 What? No. No.
283 00:25:39 Haven't I just told you?She is a gangster.
284 00:25:41 She can do maths in her headthat I couldn't do with a calculator.
285 00:25:46 And the books she's read.
286 00:25:48 It is my opinion that she should be placedin the top form with the 11-year-olds.
287 00:25:52 Immediately.
288 00:25:55 But what about the rules, Honey?
289 00:26:00 I believe that Matilda Wormwood is…
290 00:26:04 an exception to the rules.
291 00:26:08 An exception?
292 00:26:10 To the rules?
293 00:26:14 In my school?
294 00:26:17 I-- I--
295 00:27:40 She's done it! She is the best!
296 00:28:11 Sing, children.
297 00:28:12 Two, three, four.
298 00:28:37 Sing, Jenny!
299 00:29:29 Now get out.
300 00:29:35 Wormwood.
301 00:29:38 Wormwood.
302 00:29:41 Where are you?
303 00:29:45 Do you want to hearabout my first day at school?
304 00:29:47 -Yuck. I'd rather eat vegetables.
305 00:29:50 It's official, I'm a genius!
306 00:29:53 My losing streak is over.
307 00:29:55 This fella comes into the lot.Huge he was.
308 00:29:58 Great big bear of a man.
309 00:30:00 And this bear of a man wants a luxury car.
310 00:30:04 Oh, lovely. But do bears drive?
311 00:30:06 No. He's not a real bear.
312 00:30:09 Do you have a luxury car?
313 00:30:10 -I've got two, boy.-I'm a girl.
314 00:30:12 One with a smashed-in front,and one with a smashed-in back.
315 00:30:15 All I gotta do is cut them in half,
316 00:30:18 glue them togetherand Bob's your chipmunk.
317 00:30:21 Daddy's back.
318 00:30:22 But isn't that illegal?
319 00:30:23 And sort of, well, wrong?
320 00:30:27 -What'd he say? Wrong?
321 00:30:30 Wrong?
322 00:30:33 Give me that.
323 00:30:36 The Grapes of-- Idiot!
324 00:30:38 How can grapes be angry?
325 00:30:40 Hey? What utter junk!
326 00:30:42 It's not about grapes.
327 00:30:44 Back-yakking! The little madam!
328 00:30:46 I'm not back-yakking!
329 00:30:47 Don't you back-yak me!
330 00:30:49 I'll rip this book up in front of you.
331 00:30:51 -No, it's a library book!-Go on, do it.
332 00:30:59 Go on.
333 00:31:11 There!
334 00:31:19 -There!
335 00:31:22 Now get to bed, you little bookworm.
336 00:32:18 But remember Matilda,two wrongs don't make a right.
337 00:32:21 Ah, twit face.
338 00:32:24 "It's a library book.It's a library book."
339 00:32:29 Gripy little gremlin.
340 00:32:33 Where's my hat?
341 00:32:35 Here it is, Dad.
342 00:32:43 Big stupid.
343 00:32:55 But how do they all fit in there?Her head's the same size as mine.
344 00:32:59 Does it hurt, Matilda?
345 00:33:00 Having all those brains squished in there?
346 00:33:04 No. They seem to just…
347 00:33:07 fit in.
348 00:33:08 Can you do telekenipsis?
349 00:33:11 It's where you have loads of brains.
350 00:33:13 They squish out through your eyes,
351 00:33:15 and you can move things with your mind.
352 00:33:18 Look, watch this.
353 00:33:38 It's not good to try to be clever.Not here.
354 00:33:41 The Trunchbull hates kids being smart.She hates it.
355 00:33:44 Isn't learning what school's for?
356 00:33:46 This isn't a school. It's a prison.
357 00:33:48 You don't want to get noticed.
358 00:33:50 Not by Agatha.
359 00:33:51 They say she turned one kid inside out.
360 00:33:54 He had to walk aroundin cling film to keep his organs in.
361 00:33:56 That didn't really happen, Bruce.
362 00:33:58 But she definitely sat on a year sevenuntil he was jelly.
363 00:34:02 She caught Julius Rottwinkleeating a licorice allsort in class.
364 00:34:06 She picked him up, swung him aroundand chucked him out of the window.
365 00:34:10 Look.
366 00:34:11 Teachers don't really throw children.
367 00:34:14 The big kids are just trying to scare you.
368 00:34:16 Scare, is it?
369 00:34:18 You don't know scared untilyou've been in Chokey.
370 00:34:24 What's Chokey?
371 00:35:02 Hide me!
372 00:35:03 Someone poured a can of treacleon The Trunchbull's chair.
373 00:35:06 She thinks I did, but I never!
374 00:35:08 Her knickers stuck to the seat.
375 00:35:11 Silence!
376 00:35:12 You're going to Chokey, kid.
377 00:35:14 But that's not right!He didn't do anything.
378 00:35:17 Take it from me. The boy's doomed.
379 00:35:20 Matilda, please help me.
380 00:35:22 Why not just tell her that…
381 00:35:24 Okay.
382 00:35:26 Look, when did this happen?
383 00:35:28 About 20 minutes ago.
384 00:35:30 But why?
385 00:35:33 You'd better hide. Quick, blazers!
386 00:35:35 -Please don't tell her where I am!
387 00:35:40 Run, run!
388 00:35:42 Hurry up!
389 00:35:51 -Be still, child!
390 00:35:57 What a repellent paradeof imps and hobgoblins,
391 00:36:03 chitter-chattering away.
392 00:36:08 Where's the maggot known as Nigel?
393 00:36:15 Over there, under those blazers.
394 00:36:24 Where he's been for the last hour!
395 00:36:27 What?
396 00:36:28 Yeah.
397 00:36:29 You see, Nigel suffers from a rarebut chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy.
398 00:36:35 The condition is characterizedby the sufferer
399 00:36:37 experiencing bouts of fatigue
400 00:36:39 and falling asleep without any warning.
401 00:36:41 He fell asleep and we put himin the blazers for safety.
402 00:36:45 Didn't we?
403 00:36:48 Didn't we?
404 00:36:53 I had the strangest dream, Mum.
405 00:36:56 I thought I was…
406 00:36:58 Oh.
407 00:37:00 Hello, Miss Trunchbull.
408 00:37:08 Amanda Thripp.
409 00:37:13 Y-- y-- yes, Miss Trunchbull?
410 00:37:17 What have I said about… pigtails?
411 00:37:23 I hate pigtails.
412 00:37:26 But my mummy likes them.She says they make me look pretty.
413 00:37:29 Well, your mother is a twit!
414 00:37:31 And here she goes!
415 00:37:33 -Look at that spin!
416 00:37:36 Oh, my word!
417 00:37:39 That's far! That's very…
418 00:37:43 …and we're there!
419 00:37:44 Yes! Still got it.
420 00:37:47 Check and see if that childis still alive, will you?
421 00:37:55 And what is your name?
422 00:37:57 Matilda.
423 00:37:59 Matilda Wormwood.
424 00:38:00 Oh! You're Wormwood, are you?
425 00:38:05 I like troublemakers, Wormwood.
426 00:38:09 They make such a lovely sound…
427 00:38:12 when they snap.
428 00:38:15 She's alive!
429 00:38:17 -Hip, hip!-Hooray!
430 00:38:19 -Hip, hip!-Hooray!
431 00:38:21 -Hip, hip!-Hooray!
432 00:38:26 Remember, Wormwood,you can never win.
433 00:38:30 I promise you that.And a promise is a promise is a promise.
434 00:38:37 And so the great day arrived.
435 00:38:39 The Burning Woman Hurling Through the Air
436 00:38:43 With Dynamite in Her Hair
437 00:38:45 Over Sharks and Spiky Objects
438 00:38:49 Caught by the Man Locked in the Cage.
439 00:38:53 It was like the entire worldhad gathered to see the acrobat
440 00:38:57 and the escapologist's incredibledeath-defying feat.
441 00:39:36 Everything was arranged by…
442 00:39:39 the acrobat's evil stepsister.
443 00:39:42 A frightening woman who used to bean Olympic class hammer thrower.
444 00:39:46 People whispered that in her darkand brooding heart,
445 00:39:50 she resented her stepsister'ssuccess and love.
446 00:39:56 Suddenly…
447 00:39:58 out came the escapologist,
448 00:40:00 but there was no sign of the acrobat,
449 00:40:03 and no glimpse at allof the shiny white scarf she always wore.
450 00:40:08 Ladies and gentlemen,
451 00:40:10 boys and girls,
452 00:40:12 The Burning Woman Hurling Through the Air
453 00:40:16 With Dynamite in Her Hair
454 00:40:18 Over Sharks and Spiky Objects
455 00:40:21 Caught by the Man Locked in the Cage
456 00:40:23 has been canceled!
457 00:40:29 Canceled because my wife is…
458 00:40:33 pregnant!
459 00:40:35 -Oh, Matilda.
460 00:40:39 Absolute… silence.
461 00:40:44 You could have heard a fly burp.
462 00:40:49 -Then suddenly, the audience…-Hip, hip!
463 00:40:51 …jumped to its feetand roared in appreciation!
464 00:41:00 -The great feat was instantly forgotten.
465 00:41:04 And the applause went on for over an hour!
466 00:41:09 Oh, Matilda, that's wonderful!
467 00:41:12 I love stories that end happily.
468 00:41:15 Forgotten by everyoneexcept the acrobat's evil stepsister.
469 00:41:22 When all had quietened downshe produced a contract!
470 00:41:26 -A contract?
471 00:41:28 A contract you have signedto perform this feat.
472 00:41:31 -And perform this feat, you shall!-No.
473 00:41:34 I've paid for the posters, publicity,
474 00:41:37 the catering, the toilet facilities.
475 00:41:40 If I give the crowd their money back,
476 00:41:42 where is my profit?
477 00:41:44 A contract is a contract is a contract.
478 00:41:47 My hands are tied.
479 00:41:49 The Burning Woman Hurling Through the Air
480 00:41:52 With Dynamite in Her Hair
481 00:41:54 Over Sharks and Spiky Objects
482 00:41:57 Caught by The Man Locked in a Cagewill be performed,
483 00:42:00 and it will be performed this day!
484 00:42:03 Or off to prison you both shall go!
485 00:42:10 What… what happened next?
486 00:42:13 I dunno.
487 00:42:14 What? How can you not know?
488 00:42:17 It just comes to me in… fizzes.
489 00:42:20 Well, could you fizz upa little bit more for me? Now.
490 00:42:24 I don't think it works like that.
491 00:42:26 Of course it doesn't.
492 00:42:28 -Where is this coming from, Matilda?-What do you mean?
493 00:42:32 I mean, it's incredible.
494 00:42:34 But it's taking rather a dark turn.
495 00:42:37 Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more.
496 00:42:38 No, no, no. No.
497 00:42:41 We must find out how it ends.
498 00:42:44 All I'm saying is,is everything all right?
499 00:42:46 You could tell me.
500 00:42:47 I'd better go, Mrs. Phelps, Mum's waiting.
501 00:42:51 She gets so upset when she's away from me.
502 00:42:53 She says every minuteis like an eternity so…
503 00:42:58 Is she coming here? Can I meet her?
504 00:43:00 Bye, Mrs. Phelps!
505 00:43:02 Matilda, tomorrow I'm at the windmill.
506 00:43:04 Okay, I'll find you.
507 00:43:12 I've got it.
508 00:43:14 -Harry! Let me have it!
509 00:43:18 Hang on then.
510 00:43:22 -You're hurting me!-Yeah. Hold on, hold on.
511 00:43:28 Let me pull, Harry.
512 00:43:30 Pull then!
513 00:44:01 Matilda.
514 00:44:05 I believe your mind is extraordinary.
515 00:44:08 So I'm taking things into my own hands.
516 00:44:12 Starting tomorrow,
517 00:44:14 I'm going to bring in a selectionof very clever books.
518 00:44:16 You can sit and read themwhile I teach the others,
519 00:44:19 and if you have any questions, well…
520 00:44:22 I shall do my best to answer them.
521 00:44:25 How does that sound?
522 00:44:33 Matilda…
523 00:44:36 That is the biggest hug in the world.
524 00:44:39 You're going to hug all the air out of me.
525 00:44:43 What a touching little scene.
526 00:44:50 Move!
527 00:44:51 I believe I said this maggotwas to receive no special treatment.
528 00:44:56 In fact, I seem to recall informing you
529 00:45:00 that this particular snot-ballwas evil incarnate, did I not?
530 00:45:06 No, Miss Trunchbull, Matilda is not--
531 00:45:07 Did you just say "no," Jenny?
532 00:45:11 To me?
533 00:45:14 Matilda Wormwood is a criminal.
534 00:45:19 This morning,
535 00:45:21 a piece of my privatechocolate cake was stolen.
536 00:45:27 It is my contention that you performedthis vileness, Wormwood, you.
537 00:45:31 You have two choices,admit your guilt and be punished,
538 00:45:34 or call me a liar… and be punished.
539 00:45:39 Think very carefully
540 00:45:41 about what comes outof your mouth, Wormwood.
541 00:45:45 I did not stea--
542 00:46:21 Chocolate.
543 00:46:23 Bruce Bogtrotter.
544 00:46:28 Yes, Miss Trunchbull?
545 00:46:32 Thank you, Maurice, that will be all.
546 00:46:37 Staff dismissed. Come on.Everybody out. Everybody out, come on.
547 00:46:42 Move!
548 00:46:55 You liked my cake…
549 00:46:57 didn't you, Bruce?
550 00:46:58 Yes, Miss Trunchbull,it was very delicious.
551 00:47:02 So chocolatey.
552 00:47:04 And I'm really very sorry, I--
553 00:47:06 No, no…
554 00:47:07 Just so long as you enjoyed the cake.That's the main thing.
555 00:47:12 Is it?
556 00:47:14 Oh, Cook.
557 00:47:38 Be still!
558 00:47:42 What's the matter, Bogtrotter?Lost your appetite?
559 00:47:45 Don't worry… all you have to dois eat every last crumb.
560 00:47:50 And if you perform this incredible feat,I promise you,
561 00:47:54 all will be forgiven.
562 00:47:56 Every crumb?
563 00:47:59 -But I'm full.-Oh, no, you're not full.
564 00:48:01 I'll tell you when you're full.And I say that criminals like you
565 00:48:04 aren't full until they'veeaten the entire cake.
566 00:48:08 -But---You haven't got time for "buts." Eat.
567 00:48:11 But I can't eat it all.
568 00:48:13 Headmistress, he'll be sick.
569 00:48:15 He should have thought of thatbefore he made a pact with Satan
570 00:48:18 and decided to steal my cake.
571 00:48:20 -Eat.-He can't!
572 00:48:22 -Eat.-He surely can't!
573 00:48:24 -Eat!-He might explode!
574 00:48:26 Eat!
575 00:50:48 Go on, Brucie!
576 00:50:55 Uh… uh…
577 00:50:59 Sorry, Miss Trunchbull, I…
578 00:51:02 …got carried away.
579 00:51:04 Oh, that's okay, Jenny.
580 00:51:06 We all get carried away sometimes.
581 00:51:09 Even me.
582 00:51:19 Well, come along, Bogtrotter.
583 00:51:23 -What?-Oh, did I not mention?
584 00:51:25 That was the first partof your punishment, there's more.
585 00:51:27 There's a second part,and the second part is Chokey.
586 00:51:32 Miss Trunchbull, please, you can't!He's too young.
587 00:51:35 But I ate it all. I did it. Please!
588 00:51:38 Not that. Please!
589 00:51:39 -No!
590 00:51:42 You said if he ateevery crumb he'd be forgiven.
591 00:51:45 He ate every crumb. We all saw it!
592 00:51:48 He did it in front of everyone!
593 00:51:50 You can't just change the rules.
594 00:51:52 That's not right. It's cheating!
595 00:51:56 You just said…
596 00:51:59 "No."
597 00:52:02 To me.
598 00:52:07 -Come on, Bogtrotter.-Please!
599 00:52:15 -Come on!-No!
600 00:52:16 Wormwood will be dealt with in due course.
601 00:52:18 As will the rest of these maggots.
602 00:52:21 I ate it. I ate it all.
603 00:52:23 No, please, Miss Trunchbull!
604 00:52:25 Not the Chokey!
605 00:52:27 I ate every crumb.
606 00:52:29 Please!
607 00:52:30 Not the Chokey! Please, not the Chokey!
608 00:52:37 You see, children, I will always win.
609 00:52:42 And you will always lose.
610 00:52:45 Because you are weak, tiny, titchy…
611 00:52:50 and insignificant.
612 00:56:28 Mrs. Phelps! Where's the revenge section?
613 00:56:32 Well, we don't have a revenge section.Is it a bully?
614 00:56:36 'Cause you know the best wayto deal with bullies is tell someone.
615 00:56:40 Straight away. They thrive on silence.
616 00:56:43 Tell a teacher.Or better still, the headmistress.
617 00:56:48 I think I've got the next partof the story.
618 00:56:50 But I shall warn you,
619 00:56:53 it's about to get real.
620 00:56:58 Slowly, the acrobattied her shiny white scarf
621 00:57:02 around her husband's wrist.
622 00:57:04 For luck, my love.
623 00:57:07 Then she hugged himwith the biggest hug in the world.
624 00:57:10 So hard that he felt thatshe could hug all the air out of him.
625 00:57:17 And so they prepared themselves
626 00:57:19 for the most dangerous featthat had ever been performed.
627 00:57:42 The great escapologist had to somehowescape from the padlocks,
628 00:57:46 break free from the cage, and attemptto rescue his wife within 12 seconds.
629 00:57:51 Or she would be blown to bits!
630 00:58:09 The moment the fuse was lit,the acrobat swung into the air.
631 00:58:14 -One second, two seconds…
632 00:58:16 …the crowd held their breath
633 00:58:17 as she swung higher and higherabove the sharks and spiky objects!
634 00:58:23 Three seconds, four seconds.
635 00:58:25 The evil sister looked on gleefully.
636 00:58:27 -Five seconds, six seconds.
637 00:58:30 The escapologistcouldn't take his eyes from his wife
638 00:58:32 as he struggled in his chains,
639 00:58:34 knowing that the tiniest, weeniest mistake
640 00:58:37 would mean that he'd lose herand their child forever.
641 00:58:41 Seven seconds, and suddenly…
642 00:58:43 -She let go!
643 00:58:49 The escapologist reached outwith one huge, massive arm
644 00:58:52 to catch his wife and the child.
645 00:58:55 -Eight seconds!-No, I can't look.
646 00:58:57 Nine seconds! Ten seconds! And…
647 00:59:01 And… And… Eleven seconds!
648 00:59:04 He grabbed the dynamiteand flung it far, far away!
649 00:59:09 Hurray! So this story doeshave a happy ending after all.
650 00:59:14 No.
651 00:59:16 No, it doesn't.
652 00:59:30 No! Was she okay? Did she survive?
653 00:59:34 She broke every bone in her body.
654 00:59:37 Except the ones at the endsof her little fingers.
655 00:59:41 She did manage to live long enoughto have their child.
656 00:59:47 But the effort was too great.
657 00:59:51 Love our girl.
658 00:59:54 Love our daughter with all your heart.
659 00:59:59 She is all we ever wanted.
660 01:00:12 And then she died.
661 01:00:16 And then…
662 01:00:18 things got worse.
663 01:00:20 What? Worse?
664 01:00:21 I'm afraid they did.
665 01:00:23 Because the escapologist was so kind
666 01:00:25 that he never for one second blamedthe evil stepsister for what happened.
667 01:00:30 In fact, he asked her to move inand help look after his daughter.
668 01:00:35 No, no,don't ask her to move in.
669 01:00:38 She was nothing but cruelto the little girl,
670 01:00:40 making her wash and cleanall day long. Shouting,
671 01:00:43 "Clean the floor and I'll be nice!"
672 01:00:46 When the little girl did clean it,she was even crueler
673 01:00:49 because she wasa terrible, terrible cheat!
674 01:00:52 I hate cheats!
675 01:00:53 All in secret, so the escapologistnever suspected a thing.
676 01:00:57 And so the poor little girl grew upwith the meanest, cruelest,
677 01:01:00 horriblest auntyou could possibly imagine!
678 01:01:03 Let's call the police!
679 01:01:07 Mrs. Phelps.
680 01:01:09 It's just a story.
681 01:01:11 What?
682 01:01:14 Oh. Yes, of course.
683 01:01:17 A story.
684 01:01:19 It's just, you make it so real.
685 01:01:22 Your mind, Matilda.
686 01:01:24 Your parents must think they've wonthe lottery with a child like you.
687 01:01:28 Oh… they do.
688 01:01:31 They're always saying that.
689 01:01:33 In fact, they say,
690 01:01:35 "We're so proud of you, Matilda,you're like winning the…"
691 01:01:43 Yeah. I'd better go.
692 01:01:50 It's just like winning the lottery!
693 01:01:53 What?
694 01:01:55 Me?
695 01:01:56 You? No, you're likeeating someone else's bogeys.
696 01:01:59 Like winning a snottery, you, boy.
697 01:02:01 I'm a girl.
698 01:02:02 But how, Harry?
699 01:02:04 Remember that big, muscly idiot?
700 01:02:06 Turns out he had a whole lotof muscly mates.
701 01:02:09 Bucketloads of cash.
702 01:02:10 Everyone wanting a luxury car.
703 01:02:13 All I had was a load of old bangers,each with 100,000 miles on the clock.
704 01:02:17 So, I did what any decentbusiness leader would.
705 01:02:20 What?
706 01:02:21 I bought a drill.
707 01:02:22 Attached it to the speedometerand whacked it in reverse.
708 01:02:26 I put back the mileageon every one of those cars
709 01:02:29 and sold them to those big,muscly idiots, resulting in…
710 01:02:33 Money!
711 01:02:34 But you cheated them!
712 01:02:37 Excuse me?
713 01:02:38 You cheated them.What you did, it wasn't right.
714 01:02:41 You're just a cheat!
715 01:02:44 Oh, the little pig!
716 01:02:47 It's the books, Harry.It's the books and the stories.
717 01:02:50 Is it now?
718 01:02:53 Books, is it?
719 01:02:56 You know what I'm going to do tomorrow?
720 01:02:59 I'm going to go down to that library,
721 01:03:01 I'm going to tell that old bagto never let you in again.
722 01:03:05 What?
723 01:03:07 Always sticking your nose inwhere it don't belong.
724 01:03:10 You nasty little creep!
725 01:03:22 That night, the escapologist's daughtercried herself to sleep.
726 01:03:27 She never said a wordabout the evil step-aunt's bullying.
727 01:03:31 She didn't want to addto her father's pain.
728 01:03:34 This only encouraged the womanto greater cruelties,
729 01:03:38 until one day she exploded.
730 01:03:42 Sticking yournose in where it doesn't belong!
731 01:03:45 You nasty little creep!
732 01:03:47 And she threw her…threw her into a dank,
733 01:03:50 dark, dusty cellar,locked the door and went out.
734 01:03:57 But that night, the escapologisthappened to come home early.
735 01:04:02 And when he heard the soundof his daughter's tears,
736 01:04:05 -he smashed the door open.
737 01:04:55 Have I beenso wrapped up in my grief
738 01:04:58 that I've forgotten the thingthat matters most?
739 01:05:00 I love you so much, my daughter.
740 01:05:03 I shall spend the rest of my lifemaking it up to you.
741 01:05:59 But when the little girl slept,
742 01:06:01 the escapologist's thoughtsturned to the evil stepsister
743 01:06:05 and a mighty ragegrew inside his great heart!
744 01:06:09 This demon, this monster.
745 01:06:11 Bullying children is her game, is it?
746 01:06:14 And as the unfairnessof the aunt's cruelty
747 01:06:16 spun around inside him,
748 01:06:18 it swirled and whirledinto a great storm of fury
749 01:06:22 that his mind could no longer contain.
750 01:06:32 And that was the lastthe little girl ever saw of him.
751 01:06:36 Because he never came home, ever again.
752 01:06:54 Can you do telekenipsis?
753 01:06:56 It's where you have loads of brains.
754 01:06:59 They squish out through your eyes
755 01:07:00 and you can move things with your mind.
756 01:07:17 Matilda. This is for you.
757 01:07:23 Thank you.
758 01:07:24 Matilda, here you are.
759 01:07:34 Isn't it a splendid day, old pal?
760 01:07:36 -Lavender, what is going on?-You, you're a hero.
761 01:07:39 Here, Matilda.
762 01:07:42 Egg and cress, Stephanie? Really!
763 01:07:45 A hero?
764 01:07:47 Yes. You're leading a revolution.
765 01:07:49 -What revolution?-You said "no" to The Trunchbull.
766 01:07:52 See, no one's done that before.
767 01:07:58 You're leading a revolution.
768 01:08:00 You said "no" to The Trunchbull.
769 01:08:03 No one's done that before.
770 01:08:10 Ready for a little fun?
771 01:08:12 Yeah!
772 01:08:13 -Fun?
773 01:08:15 Did you say "fun"?
774 01:08:23 It is not our jobto make things fun.
775 01:08:26 We are not here to encourage or nurture.
776 01:08:30 We are here to crush them until…
777 01:08:34 the wriggling stops.
778 01:08:36 Well, I… I don't actuallybelieve that… that the--
779 01:08:40 D-d-d-do you, Jenny?D-d-d-do you think anyone c-c-c-cares?
780 01:08:45 This class is full of rebels,
781 01:08:49 and they need a real lesson.
782 01:08:53 Bring your gym gearand change on the way.
783 01:08:56 You see, Jenny,
784 01:08:57 to teach the child, we must first break…
785 01:09:01 the child.
786 01:09:41 Come along, squits.
787 01:09:43 I'll take it from here, Jenny!
788 01:11:32 What a champion!
789 01:11:34 Agatha Trunchbull, has done it again!
790 01:11:37 What an athlete, what a winner!
791 01:12:39 She's mad.
792 01:13:47 Right. Let's get you out.
793 01:13:51 This isn't teaching!
794 01:13:53 This is cruelty.
795 01:13:57 Cruelty? Well, yes. Of course.
796 01:13:59 -Go on, boy.
797 01:14:00 You did say it was going to be fun.
798 01:14:03 But-- but this isn't fun!
799 01:14:06 Miss Honey, you are pathetic!
800 01:14:09 You are… weak
801 01:14:12 You are… wet.
802 01:14:14 You are, in fact…
803 01:14:18 …a sniveling little…
804 01:14:23 …newt.
805 01:14:35 You!
806 01:14:37 No. What? Me?
807 01:14:39 No, no, I didn't. I didn't. No!
808 01:14:43 Don't you pull his ears off.
809 01:14:45 I have discovered, Miss Honey,
810 01:14:48 through years of experimentation,
811 01:14:50 that the ears of small boysdo not come off!
812 01:14:52 -They stretch.
813 01:14:58 -Please!
814 01:15:01 Leave him alone!
815 01:15:03 You stupid, horrible, bully!
816 01:15:14 How dare you.
817 01:15:18 You are not fit to be in this school.
818 01:15:25 You are evil.
819 01:15:27 I shall crush you. I shall pound you.
820 01:15:30 I shall dissect you, madam.
821 01:18:12 -Are you listening, you revolting little--
822 01:18:17 -You idiot! You revolting--
823 01:18:47 …you revolting little bloodworm.
824 01:18:55 This is the end of your rebellion.
825 01:18:58 You have leapt through the gates of Hades.
826 01:19:00 Do you hear? I am going to tear you apart.
827 01:19:04 …horrible, repellent, disgusting,nauseating…
828 01:19:12 Who did that?
829 01:19:16 A-are you all right, Miss Trunchbull?
830 01:19:19 Oh! Oh…
831 01:19:23 Oh, oh, oh.
832 01:19:27 Oh God, the newt!
833 01:19:29 It's-- it's-- it's in my--it's in my knickers!
834 01:19:34 It's in my knickers!
835 01:19:40 I've got a newt in my knickers!
836 01:19:45 Okay. That was odd.
837 01:19:51 Right. Everyone, back to class.
838 01:19:55 And please, please keep your heads downfor the rest of the day.
839 01:20:01 Matilda.
840 01:20:02 I need to show you something.
841 01:20:06 Watch, Miss Honey.
842 01:20:09 Matilda, if Miss Trunchbull sees--
843 01:20:11 Just watch. Please.
844 01:20:19 -I-I think we should go, before---Wait.
845 01:20:59 I moved it with my eyes.
846 01:21:03 Am I strange?
847 01:21:08 How do you fancy a… nice cup of tea?
848 01:21:23 Oh, no, no, no.Not that way. This way.
849 01:21:26 What do you think it is?This thing with my eyes.
850 01:21:31 Well, what did it feel like?
851 01:21:34 Felt like fizzing.
852 01:21:36 Fizzing.
853 01:21:38 But not bad fizzing, good fizzing.
854 01:21:41 Good fizzing.
855 01:21:43 Good fizzing. Hm…
856 01:21:45 Okay, let's see.
857 01:21:48 I'm no expert because I'm not surethere are experts in fizzing,
858 01:21:52 but I think it has something to dowith that incredible mind of yours.
859 01:21:57 You mean, there's no room in my headfor all my brains?
860 01:22:00 So they have to squish outthrough my eyes?
861 01:22:03 Well, yes.Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
862 01:22:09 Well, here we are.
863 01:22:11 Where are we?
864 01:22:19 Wow.
865 01:22:21 They pay teachers really badly.
866 01:22:24 -Well, actually, yes, they do.
867 01:22:29 But I'm poorer even than most.
868 01:22:35 You see, my father died when I was young.
869 01:22:38 Magnus was his name. He was so kind.
870 01:22:42 But… when he was gone,
871 01:22:46 my aunt became my legal guardian.
872 01:22:49 And she was cruel and meanlike you cannot even imagine.
873 01:22:54 Then when I became a teacher,she presented me with a bill.
874 01:22:59 She'd written everything down.
875 01:23:00 Every teabag, every gas bill,every tin of beans.
876 01:23:05 She made me sign a contractto pay her back every single penny.
877 01:23:09 Really?
878 01:23:10 She even produced a document that saidthat my father gave her his house.
879 01:23:14 But did he really do that, Magnus,
880 01:23:17 did he just give her his house?
881 01:23:20 Well, I've always felt it was…suspicious.
882 01:23:25 You see, she said his deathwas an accident, but…
883 01:23:30 You think she did him in!
884 01:23:33 Well, I cannot say for sure.
885 01:23:38 All I really know is that years of beingbullied by that woman made me, well…
886 01:23:45 pathetic.
887 01:23:48 Then one day, I came across this old shed.
888 01:23:53 I fell in love with it.
889 01:23:56 I begged the farmer who owned itto let me move in.
890 01:24:00 He thought I was mad, but…
891 01:24:03 he said "yes," and…
892 01:24:07 And that's why you live here.
893 01:24:59 But Miss Honey,she's got your father's house.
894 01:25:01 She's got everything that's yours.
895 01:27:39 Where did you get this scarf?
896 01:27:42 Oh, it was my father's.
897 01:27:45 Mum gave it to him before she died.
898 01:27:48 -She was an---An acrobat.
899 01:27:50 Uh, well, yes, she was. She…
900 01:27:54 H-- How did you…
901 01:27:58 -And my father was an esca---An escapologist.
902 01:28:01 Matilda, how do you know that?
903 01:28:03 So they were your parents.
904 01:28:05 What? Who?
905 01:28:07 The people in my story.
906 01:28:09 I thought I was making it up,but it's real!
907 01:28:11 It's you, it's your life.
908 01:28:13 Miss Honey, who's your aunt?
909 01:28:15 Well, actually Matilda,she's… my step-aunt.
910 01:28:20 Miss Trunchbull!
911 01:28:21 A contract is a contract is a contractis a contract!
912 01:28:28 Matilda.
913 01:28:30 Matilda, listen to me!
914 01:28:32 You must forget all this!You need to be very careful.
915 01:28:36 Miss Trunchbull has been humiliated,and she is capable of awful things.
916 01:28:40 I'm not scared of her.
917 01:28:41 You should be. She's dangerous.
918 01:28:45 So am I.
919 01:29:44 "Rich," he said.
920 01:29:46 "Bears," he said.
921 01:29:48 Oh, "I'm a genius," he said.
922 01:29:51 What's going on?
923 01:29:53 Pack your bag, we're off to Spain.
924 01:29:55 Spain? Why?
925 01:29:57 Remember those big, stupid, muscly men
926 01:30:00 your idiot of a fathersold them old bangers to?
927 01:30:03 Come on, love…
928 01:30:04 Turns out they was the flaming Mafia!
929 01:30:06 And not so stupid after all.
930 01:30:09 And they gave me 24 hoursto get them the money back.
931 01:30:11 Only somebody already spent it.
932 01:30:14 I'm getting some passports tomorrow.So I'll pick you up from school.
933 01:30:17 What about Mrs. Phelps,Lavender, Nigel, Amanda?
934 01:30:21 -What about Miss Honey?-Forget 'em!
935 01:30:23 After tomorrow,you're never gonna see 'em again!
936 01:31:59 Yesterday an actof vandalism took place in the woods.
937 01:32:02 Now you've seen the consequences.
938 01:32:04 You break my toys, I break yours.
939 01:32:07 Miss Honey's class, canteen, now.
940 01:32:11 Come along, children. It'll be fine.
941 01:32:40 Children…
942 01:32:43 How can I be your headmistress
943 01:32:47 if I cannot chill you to the bone?
944 01:32:52 Mm?
945 01:32:54 If the small ones don't pee just a little
946 01:32:58 when I walk into the room,well then I'm…
947 01:33:01 failing as an educator.
948 01:33:09 So…
949 01:33:11 Today we are goingto have a spelling test.
950 01:33:15 And any child who gets onesingle answer wrong…
951 01:33:23 goes to Chokey.
952 01:33:26 You can't do that!
953 01:33:29 Oh, really? Why?
954 01:33:30 Because of yesterday's little…
955 01:33:35 …incident, you mean?
956 01:33:37 Well, here's a surprise Chokey.
957 01:33:45 -You!
958 01:33:47 Spell, oh, let me see…
959 01:33:49 "newt."
960 01:33:50 N-E-W-T. Newt.
961 01:33:56 What?
962 01:33:58 How do you know that?
963 01:33:59 Miss Honey taught us.She's very good at teaching.
964 01:34:03 Nonsense!
965 01:34:05 Miss Honey's far too soft and peachy
966 01:34:09 to be good at anything!
967 01:34:10 You!
968 01:34:12 Spell the one thing you all are.
969 01:34:16 Spell "revolting."
970 01:34:20 Revolting. R-E-V-O-L-T…
971 01:34:25 I-N-G. Revolting.
972 01:34:27 You're cheating, pigtails!
973 01:34:29 Of course she's not cheating!She's simply spelling the word.
974 01:34:32 I just taught them with kindnessand patience and respect.
975 01:34:34 How dare you bringthose words into my classroom!
976 01:34:39 You. Snot-nose.
977 01:34:42 Stand and spell…
978 01:34:45 "amchellakamanialseptricolistimosis."
979 01:34:50 But that's not even a word.
980 01:34:52 Spell it or go to Chokey.
981 01:34:53 And I should warn you,it has silent letters.
982 01:34:57 A…
983 01:34:59 M…
984 01:35:01 C…
985 01:35:03 H…
986 01:35:05 E…
987 01:35:08 L…
988 01:35:09 L…
989 01:35:12 A…
990 01:35:15 Oh, dear…
991 01:35:17 -Oh…-K…
992 01:35:19 I'm so sorry, it was a silent V.
993 01:35:22 -You're going to Chokey!
994 01:35:25 Cat!
995 01:35:27 C-A-F. Cat.
996 01:35:31 I got it wrong, Miss.You have to put me in Chokey, too.
997 01:35:35 -What?-Dog. D-Y-P. Dog. And me.
998 01:35:40 Table. X-A-B-F-Y. And me.
999 01:35:44 Can't put us all in Chokey. Banana.
1000 01:35:46 G-T-A-A-B-L…
1001 01:35:55 Stop this!
1002 01:36:20 I've been busy!
1003 01:36:24 A Chokey for each and every one of you!
1004 01:36:34 -Get down!
1005 01:36:39 And now our little test is over,
1006 01:36:44 I can tell you that each
1007 01:36:47 and every one of you has failed.
1008 01:36:52 You see, there are winners and losers
1009 01:36:56 in this world, children.
1010 01:36:59 And I am a--
1011 01:37:03 The chalk! Look, the chalk!
1012 01:37:05 Huh?
1013 01:37:08 "Agatha…
1014 01:37:10 This is Magnus.
1015 01:37:14 Give my Jenny…
1016 01:37:17 back her house."
1017 01:37:21 Who's doing this? Who? Tell me now.
1018 01:37:24 No one's doing it. It's a ghost!
1019 01:37:26 "Then leave."
1020 01:37:29 Oh, no.
1021 01:37:30 "Or I will…
1022 01:37:34 get you…
1023 01:37:36 like you…
1024 01:37:38 got me!"
1025 01:37:43 You think me an idiot!
1026 01:37:45 It's a cheap trickjust like Magnus used to do!
1027 01:37:51 You can't hurt me.
1028 01:37:54 I hurt you!
1029 01:37:55 No!
1030 01:37:58 No.
1031 01:38:17 Oh!
1032 01:38:25 It can't be Magnus. It can't.
1033 01:38:31 Look! Matilda.
1034 01:39:03 You see! I'm not going anywhere!
1035 01:39:12 Oh, no. Stop.
1036 01:39:14 I say, what are you doing to my hair?
1037 01:39:18 Pigtails! No!
1038 01:39:21 No!
1039 01:39:23 I hate pigtails!
1040 01:39:30 Stop it now! I'm ordering you!
1041 01:39:36 Let me down! Let me down!
1042 01:39:39 Let me down!
1043 01:40:06 It's over.
1044 01:40:08 This is my school now.
1045 01:40:13 Run.
1046 01:41:06 -Yes!
1047 01:43:24 Come on!
1048 01:43:26 We've got to go, boy.We're going to be late!
1049 01:43:28 She's a-- Sorry, go?
1050 01:43:30 Spain. We're moving there.
1051 01:43:32 We've got a plane to catch in 40 minutes.
1052 01:43:34 Oi! Say your goodbyes now!
1053 01:43:37 No, Matilda. You can't.
1054 01:43:39 -No way.-Don't leave us.
1055 01:43:42 It's not up to me.
1056 01:43:57 Thank you.
1057 01:44:03 Come on.
1058 01:44:05 Chop flaming chop.
1059 01:44:09 Right. In you go.
1060 01:44:10 Where do I go?
1061 01:44:12 It can go in the back, Harry.It's got them clingy fingers.
1062 01:44:14 What, you can't just stick himin the back.
1063 01:44:17 Let Matilda stay here with me.
1064 01:44:21 Mr. Wormwood,I would love to take Matilda.
1065 01:44:24 I beg your pardon?
1066 01:44:25 If she'd like to stay with me, that is.
1067 01:44:28 I would look after her with loveand respect and care and…
1068 01:44:34 I'd pay for everything.
1069 01:44:38 Would you like that, Matilda?
1070 01:44:41 -Hang on!-Harry!
1071 01:44:43 You want us to leave our daughterhere with you?
1072 01:44:49 What did you just call me?
1073 01:44:50 We are going to miss the plane!
1074 01:44:52 Did you just call me… your daughter?
1075 01:44:57 If… if that's what she wants.
1076 01:45:03 Well? Is that what you want?
1077 01:45:06 You want to…stay here with Miss Honey?
1078 01:45:10 Yes.
1079 01:45:14 Yes, I… yes, I do.
1080 01:45:17 And you want to look after her?
1081 01:45:22 I do. Yes.
1082 01:45:31 We are a bit short of room.
1083 01:45:34 Yeah.
1084 01:45:36 Yeah, all right.
1085 01:45:38 Yeah.
1086 01:45:46 Thank you.
1087 01:46:09 Harry!
1088 01:46:13 Please!
1089 01:46:16 She did it.
1090 01:46:19 -Lovely, right.
1091 01:46:32 -Hip, hip!-Hooray!
1092 01:46:35 -Hip, hip!-Hooray!
1093 01:46:37 -Hip, hip!-Hooray!
1094 01:48:36 -Careful. Left a bit. Left a bit.
1095 01:48:41 -Perfect!
