房子 The House(2022)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:06 [dramatic music playing]
2 00:00:38 [door slams shut]
3 00:00:49 [girl] How do you do, Auntie Eleanor?
4 00:00:52 Well, hello, Mabel. What a lovely house.
5 00:00:55 Shall we go read together in the garden?
6 00:00:58 [woman] Mabel!
7 00:01:02 [Mabel] Coming, Mama!
8 00:01:03 [footsteps pattering]
9 00:01:07 [owl hooting]
10 00:01:11 [wood clanking]
11 00:01:16 [matchbox shuffling]
12 00:01:36 When will they be here, Papa?
13 00:01:38 Any minute now, Mabel.
14 00:01:43 Are they nice people?
15 00:01:46 No, they're not.
16 00:01:51 [rooster crowing]
17 00:01:57 -[chickens chittering]-[horse snorting]
18 00:02:03 How dis…
19 00:02:06 [Papa] Penny, they're here.
20 00:02:08 -[glass shattering]-Damn it!
21 00:02:09 [door creaking]
22 00:02:12 Raymond, it's very muddy out here.My feet are getting wet.
23 00:02:18 [man clears throat]
24 00:02:20 [floorboards creaking]
25 00:02:23 [woman grunts]
26 00:02:25 Another girl.
27 00:02:28 Her name's Isobel.
28 00:02:30 Well, I can't see a thing.
29 00:02:31 Wait your turn, Georgie.We're packed in here like cattle.
30 00:02:35 [chuckling]
31 00:02:37 How old are you?
32 00:02:39 [Mabel] I'll be nine in June.
33 00:02:41 Hmm, you look very small for your age.
34 00:02:46 Would you like to hold her?
35 00:02:48 No.
36 00:02:49 I'm cold.
37 00:02:53 Care for a sandwich?
38 00:02:55 [gasps] No.
39 00:02:57 [groans, sniffles]
40 00:03:00 [Mabel] Sandwich?
41 00:03:01 [man] Uh, no.
42 00:03:03 Did you make those curtains behind you?
43 00:03:06 Yes. Yes, I did.
44 00:03:08 She made my quilt too. And Isobel's shawl.
45 00:03:12 Poor children. [chuckling]
46 00:03:15 [snorts]Why, isn't that the Mayhew commode?
47 00:03:19 [woman] So it is.
48 00:03:20 Well, from the lofty splendorof the winter salon
49 00:03:24 to this gloomy corner of the world.
50 00:03:26 How we've fallen.
51 00:03:28 It belonged to my father.
52 00:03:29 Ha! Your father, worthless drunk!
53 00:03:33 Always whimpering. Whimpering about money.
54 00:03:36 Whimpering about debts.He was a whimperer.
55 00:03:40 Gambled away everything.
56 00:03:41 Oh, not the Mayhew commode!
57 00:03:44 And you, Raymond,with your education and opportunities.
58 00:03:48 It shocks me
59 00:03:49 that you still haven't managedto lift yourself out of this squalor.
60 00:03:54 I see your father in you, Raymond.It's a weakness.
61 00:03:58 [suspenseful music playing]
62 00:04:11 [groans]
63 00:04:15 Night night, Isobel.
64 00:04:20 They're very strange people,aren't they, Mama?
65 00:04:24 They have their ways, but they are family.
66 00:04:27 -[thumping, glass shattering]-[Raymond] Ow! [grunts]
67 00:04:31 -[door slamming shut]-[sighs]
68 00:04:33 There goes your father.
69 00:04:36 Is he sad, Mama?
70 00:04:39 He should be fine in the morning.He just needs some fresh air.
71 00:04:46 [owl hooting]
72 00:04:48 Damn it!
73 00:04:49 [murmuring]
74 00:04:58 -[urine splashing]-[Raymond] You pathetic pig!
75 00:05:03 Look at you.
76 00:05:04 Eleanor was right. [murmuring]
77 00:05:07 [eerie whistling in distance]
78 00:05:11 Huh?
79 00:05:13 [spooky laugh echoing]
80 00:05:17 [suspenseful music playing]
81 00:05:20 Huh?
82 00:05:26 [spooky laughing]
83 00:05:40 [spooky laughing]
84 00:05:46 [door squeaks]
85 00:05:51 [indistinct whispering]
86 00:05:54 [suspenseful music intensifying]
87 00:05:57 [music ends abruptly]
88 00:06:01 [fire crackling]
89 00:06:07 -[Raymond] Penny!-[gasps]
90 00:06:10 I'm hungry.
91 00:06:12 [groaning, munching]
92 00:06:17 Something amazing just happened.
93 00:06:19 [grunting]
94 00:06:21 A miracle!
95 00:06:22 What is? What are you saying, Raymond?
96 00:06:24 What happened?
97 00:06:26 Everything's changed. [chuckling]
98 00:06:28 Everything. [grunting, chomping]
99 00:06:31 Fantastic. Mmm.
100 00:06:34 Wine. Penny, wine!
101 00:06:36 Wine?
102 00:06:42 Honestly, Raymond,I wish you would just tell me--
103 00:06:44 -[thuds]-[gasps]
104 00:06:45 [snoring]
105 00:06:47 [spoon clattering]
106 00:06:52 [ominous music playing]
107 00:07:06 -[plates clattering]-[snoring softly]
108 00:07:14 [snoring loudly]
109 00:07:15 Shouldn't we wake Papa?
110 00:07:18 [Penny] No, Mabel. Let him sleep it off.
111 00:07:20 [knocking on door]
112 00:07:23 Ah!
113 00:07:28 Good day, madam. My name is Thomas.
114 00:07:30 I'm here on behalfof my employer, Mr. Van Schoonbeek.
115 00:07:33 I'm here to discussthe terms of the agreement.
116 00:07:37 Agreement?
117 00:07:38 [Thomas] Um, your husband spokewith my employer last night, madam.
118 00:07:42 There was an agreement.
119 00:07:44 An agreement with who?
120 00:07:47 Mr. Van Schoonbeek.He's an architect of great renown.
121 00:07:50 He's graciously offered his servicesto build a house for you and your family.
122 00:07:55 Sorry, we're not in a financial positionfor anything like that.
123 00:07:59 [inhales]My husband must have gotten carried away.
124 00:08:03 You misunderstand, madam. It is a gift.
125 00:08:09 My employer has acquired the landsurrounding your cottage.
126 00:08:13 It is here that the house will be built.
127 00:08:16 You will come into possession of the landas well as the estate upon its completion.
128 00:08:21 There is one condition.
129 00:08:24 The family must relinquish these premisesand take up residence in the house.
130 00:08:31 And that is all?He doesn't want anything in return?
131 00:08:35 Money is no object to my employer, madam.
132 00:08:38 He is a great artist.
133 00:08:40 He desires nothing morethan creative satisfaction.
134 00:08:44 This Van Schoonbeekwas a friend of my father's.
135 00:08:46 He said we would bethe envy for miles around.
136 00:08:50 A beacon of light on the hill, Penny.
137 00:08:54 [dramatic music playing]
138 00:08:55 [floorboards creaking]
139 00:08:58 Regrettably, Mr. Van Schoonbeekis a rather impatient man.
140 00:09:01 As such, we'll needyour permission in writing today.
141 00:09:07 Yes, I'll…
142 00:09:09 [suspenseful music playing]
143 00:09:24 [Thomas] Well, that's excellent.
144 00:09:26 So, when do you expect the work to begin?
145 00:09:29 Oh, I expect they've already started, sir.
146 00:09:32 Mr. Van Schoonbeekdoesn't like to dillydally.
147 00:09:35 [construction clanking]
148 00:09:38 [men yelling]
149 00:09:40 [thudding]
150 00:09:41 [melancholy music playing]
151 00:09:49 [laughing]
152 00:10:05 [Raymond] Well,
153 00:10:06 here we are.
154 00:10:08 Come on.
155 00:10:10 [Penny] Unbelievable.
156 00:10:13 [Raymond] Magnificent.
157 00:10:17 -[gasps] Oh!-[bushes rustling]
158 00:10:27 [Thomas clears throat]
159 00:10:29 Ah! Good morning, Mr. Thomas.
160 00:10:32 You've brought some of your possessions.
161 00:10:35 [Raymond] Yes, just a few things.
162 00:10:37 The house is fully furnished, sir.
163 00:10:39 Mr. Van Schoonbeekspecifically designed every piece himself.
164 00:10:43 Oh, but I have pieces here that have beenin my family for generations.
165 00:10:49 [inhales] Of course.I understand completely.
166 00:10:52 I'll have the menstore them somewhere secure.
167 00:10:56 -[door unlocking]-[keys jangling]
168 00:10:59 [Thomas] Through here, please.If you'd care to follow me.
169 00:11:07 [Raymond gasps] Look at those ceilings.
170 00:11:14 That's an interesting color.
171 00:11:18 This corridor leads to the sitting room,library, various closets,
172 00:11:23 the billiard room, guest rooms.
173 00:11:26 [exhales]
174 00:11:29 [Thomas] The west wing staircase.
175 00:11:33 And here we have the withdrawing room.
176 00:11:36 You can settle down here for the dayif it pleases you.
177 00:11:40 Oh my. Look at that fireplace.
178 00:11:44 Look at this sofa!
179 00:11:46 [Penny] No curtains?
180 00:11:48 [gasps] A sewing machine!
181 00:11:53 [Raymond] Isn't it amazing?
182 00:11:58 Such fine material.
183 00:12:02 In the room opposite,you'll find the dining room.
184 00:12:04 A selection of disheswill be provided on a daily basis.
185 00:12:10 I shall take my leave now.Good day, sir, madams.
186 00:12:15 [Penny] Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
187 00:12:18 [munching, slurping]
188 00:12:22 [Raymond] Oh, delicious!
189 00:12:23 Mmm, isn't it?
190 00:12:25 I'll never have to cook again.
191 00:12:28 [Raymond] Cooking?It's a bloody waste of time.
192 00:12:30 [munching, slurping]
193 00:12:32 Who makes all this food?
194 00:12:35 Our servants, I suppose.
195 00:12:38 Ha.
196 00:12:39 [gas whirring]
197 00:12:43 [Raymond sniffs]
198 00:12:46 Now, look at that.
199 00:12:49 How beautiful.
200 00:12:51 [Isobel cooing]
201 00:12:55 Mama. Isobel, she's getting tired.
202 00:12:59 Hmm?
203 00:13:01 That's nice, Mabel.
204 00:13:06 Come on, Isobel.
205 00:13:12 Good night, Mama.
206 00:13:14 Good night, Papa.
207 00:13:16 Good night, Mabel.
208 00:13:18 [Penny] Night night.
209 00:13:20 [melancholy music playing]
210 00:13:35 [door creaking]
211 00:13:46 Look at that!
212 00:13:49 Our house.
213 00:13:51 [melancholy music continues]
214 00:14:01 [sewing machine rattling]
215 00:14:08 [Raymond] Huh.
216 00:14:12 [inhales, sighs]
217 00:14:15 -[matchbox shuffling]-[ominous music playing]
218 00:14:23 [eerie whistling]
219 00:14:31 [sewing machine rattling]
220 00:14:35 [eerie whistling continues]
221 00:14:40 [spooky laughing]
222 00:14:47 -[spooky laughing continues]-[ominous music intensifies]
223 00:14:55 [spooky laughing echoing]
224 00:14:58 [gasps]
225 00:15:00 [loud thudding]
226 00:15:07 [thudding continues]
227 00:15:14 [breathing heavily]
228 00:15:22 Come on, Isobel. Let's go.
229 00:15:26 [Thomas] Mr. Van Schoon…
230 00:15:28 It's… it is someone… someone… someone…
231 00:15:32 It's not just me. Not just me.
232 00:15:35 -Mr. Thomas!-[frightened gasp]
233 00:15:39 What happened to the stairs?
234 00:15:41 [clears throat] Good morning, madam.
235 00:15:44 Uh, Mr. Van Schoonbeekis making some minor adjustments.
236 00:15:49 You'll find a provisional passagein the billiard room.
237 00:15:53 Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
238 00:15:58 [light tapping]
239 00:16:05 [Mabel] Oh.
240 00:16:07 [tapping continues]
241 00:16:12 [gasps]
242 00:16:15 [breathing heavily]
243 00:16:24 Morning, Mama.
244 00:16:27 Mama?
245 00:16:29 Mama? Mama.
246 00:16:32 [Penny] Oh!
247 00:16:33 I… [sighs]
248 00:16:34 …must have fallen asleep.
249 00:16:36 Come here, Isobel.
250 00:16:38 [whining]
251 00:16:43 There was a man outside my window.We can't see outside anymore.
252 00:16:46 Um, Mabel, I've got so much work to do.
253 00:16:48 Go find your father.I'll see what there is for breakfast.
254 00:16:51 But, Mama!
255 00:16:53 -[Isobel cooing]-[Penny] No, Isobel, don't touch that.
256 00:16:56 [sawing]
257 00:17:06 [groans softly]
258 00:17:10 Morning.
259 00:17:11 We've just moved in.
260 00:17:13 [breathing heavily]
261 00:17:19 [groans softly]
262 00:17:23 [sawing continues]
263 00:17:27 [door opening and closing slowly]
264 00:17:31 [ominous music playing]
265 00:17:34 [spooky laughing]
266 00:17:38 [spooky laughing intensifies]
267 00:17:42 -[spooky laughing continues]-[panting]
268 00:17:47 -[laughing]-[Mabel] Papa!
269 00:17:50 Mabel! Look at this.
270 00:17:52 [laughing]
271 00:17:56 [men yelling]
272 00:17:58 [Mabel] Our home!
273 00:18:00 -[thudding]-[men yelling]
274 00:18:03 What are they doing?
275 00:18:04 [gasps]Well, I suppose they need the material.
276 00:18:08 [laughing]
277 00:18:13 [melancholy music playing]
278 00:18:19 [Raymond] Ah! Mr. Thomas.
279 00:18:21 [Thomas] Good evening.Mr. Van Schoonbeek has a request to make.
280 00:18:25 [Raymond] Oh! What's that?
281 00:18:27 [Thomas] He would very much likefor you to accept these as a gift.
282 00:18:33 [Raymond] Oh my!
283 00:18:35 [Thomas] Please, take your time.
284 00:18:37 I'll wait here.
285 00:18:39 [Raymond] These are extraordinary.
286 00:18:42 [melancholy music playing]
287 00:18:46 [Thomas] Ah yes. Very good.
288 00:18:53 It's not too bold, do you think?
289 00:18:56 Oh, no, sir. No, no, no. Not at all.Why don't you see for yourself?
290 00:19:02 They're wonderful.
291 00:19:07 Yes, and so modern.
292 00:19:12 I'm glad you like them.
293 00:19:14 Mr. Van Schoonbeekhas specifically created these garments
294 00:19:17 to complement his architectural vision.
295 00:19:20 You look foolish.
296 00:19:22 Both of you.
297 00:19:23 Mabel!
298 00:19:25 Why on earth would you say such a thing?
299 00:19:28 I'd like you to apologize.
300 00:19:35 Now, Mabel!
301 00:19:40 I'm sorry.
302 00:19:49 I hate this house! I hate it!
303 00:19:52 I wish we'd never left our home.
304 00:19:54 [melancholy music playing]
305 00:20:00 [Isobel clapping, cooing]
306 00:20:03 Isobel! Why aren't you asleep?
307 00:20:07 [cooing]
308 00:20:10 [whining, cooing]
309 00:20:17 [giggling]
310 00:20:19 [Mabel] Wait, where are you going?
311 00:20:27 Isobel, come back!
312 00:20:36 [cooing]
313 00:20:47 [gasps, inhales sharply]
314 00:20:55 Let's go back home.We… we shouldn't be here.
315 00:20:58 -[Isobel laughing]-[gasps]
316 00:21:00 Isobel!
317 00:21:01 [Isobel] Ooh, ooh, ooh! [grunts]
318 00:21:04 [Mabel] Careful!
319 00:21:06 Wait right there. I'm coming.
320 00:21:09 [Isobel cooing, speaking gibberish]
321 00:21:13 You want to go in there?
322 00:21:15 [speaks gibberish]
323 00:21:17 [door unlocking, creaking]
324 00:21:26 [Mabel gasping]
325 00:21:28 Our home.
326 00:21:40 My books.
327 00:21:43 My doll's house!
328 00:21:47 "One day, Princess Esme woke up
329 00:21:49 to find everyone in the kingdomhad fallen asleep."
330 00:21:53 [cooing]
331 00:21:54 "She sometimes wonderedwhether it was she who was actually asleep
332 00:21:59 while everyone else was awake."
333 00:22:02 [sighs]
334 00:22:06 [silverware clattering continuously]
335 00:22:12 [ominous music playing]
336 00:22:24 [groaning, cooing]
337 00:22:26 -[stomach rumbling]-[Mabel groaning]
338 00:22:33 You're hungry, aren't you?
339 00:22:34 Little bit.
340 00:22:37 [whimpering]
341 00:22:42 [murmuring]
342 00:22:47 [startled gasping]
343 00:22:49 [yelling, whimpering]
344 00:22:58 [gasps]
345 00:23:02 [Mabel] What's happened here?
346 00:23:04 [cooing]
347 00:23:06 [sewing machine rattling]
348 00:23:22 [footsteps approaching]
349 00:23:28 [Thomas] Uh, madam. Um, Mr. Van Schoonbeekis very pleased with your fine work.
350 00:23:37 -Say, Mr. Thomas?-[Thomas] Sir?
351 00:23:39 You wouldn't happen to knowwhat's wrong with this fireplace?
352 00:23:43 I just can't seem to get it going.
353 00:23:45 [sighs] I understand, sir.
354 00:23:48 Um, as it happens, I have something hereyou might find useful.
355 00:23:55 [chair scraping on floor]
356 00:24:04 That's my old chair.
357 00:24:07 Indeed, it was stored away.
358 00:24:10 We were wonderingwhether it might still be of use to you?
359 00:24:14 I'm not sure I actually need it anymore,to be honest.
360 00:24:18 We have so many beautiful chairs now.
361 00:24:22 Uh, y… yes, indeed, sir.
362 00:24:26 I know what to do with it.
363 00:24:29 [sewing machine rattling]
364 00:24:36 [grunting, straining]
365 00:24:42 [match striking]
366 00:24:45 [fire crackling]
367 00:24:51 If you find yourself running low,there's plenty more in the basement.
368 00:24:58 The basement.
369 00:25:00 Yes.
370 00:25:01 Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
371 00:25:12 [wind whooshing]
372 00:25:29 [sneezing, cooing]
373 00:25:34 [Mabel] Listen.
374 00:25:36 Someone's there.
375 00:25:38 [wood scraping the floor]
376 00:25:46 -[Isobel] Papa!-[gasps] Oh, it's Papa!
377 00:25:49 Papa! Help! We don't know where to go!
378 00:25:53 We're getting hungry!
379 00:25:57 Papa!
380 00:26:01 -We have to find a way downstairs.-Right away.
381 00:26:17 [Thomas sobbing]
382 00:26:23 [sobbing continues]
383 00:26:26 Mr. Thomas! We're lost.We can't find the stairs.
384 00:26:31 Mabel, Isobel, there aren't any stairs!
385 00:26:36 [sniffling] He's changed everything again!
386 00:26:40 I don't want this anymore.
387 00:26:42 I'm just… I'm just an actor.
388 00:26:46 He gives me a script!
389 00:26:48 I have to say things to you and do things!
390 00:26:52 And I just can't anymore!I just can't! I just--
391 00:26:56 [sobbing intensifies]
392 00:27:05 [ominous music playing]
393 00:27:07 [eerie vocalizing]
394 00:27:13 [vocalizing intensifies]
395 00:27:16 I don't know where to go, Isobel.
396 00:27:17 I'm lost.
397 00:27:25 [ominous music playing]
398 00:27:39 [groans]
399 00:27:47 [spooky laughing]
400 00:27:55 [spooky laughing intensifies]
401 00:28:31 Mama?
402 00:28:33 [cooing]
403 00:28:46 [Mabel] My doll's house.
404 00:28:50 -[Raymond] Mabel.-[gasps]
405 00:28:52 My little girl.
406 00:28:56 -[gasping]-[cooing]
407 00:28:58 Papa!
408 00:29:01 [exhales]
409 00:29:05 Mama!
410 00:29:06 Leave, Mabel.
411 00:29:09 Get away from here.
412 00:29:11 -[fire crackling]-[gasps]
413 00:29:13 [breathing heavily] Ah!
414 00:29:18 Ah! Oh! Ah! [breathing heavily]
415 00:29:22 Leave, Mabel!
416 00:29:25 Please!
417 00:29:26 [Penny] Mabel…
418 00:29:28 [Mabel] Ah!
419 00:29:30 …save Isobel.
420 00:29:33 [Mabel breathing heavily]
421 00:29:40 Ah!
422 00:29:52 [panting]
423 00:30:10 [wind whooshing]
424 00:30:18 [melancholy music playing]
425 00:31:01 [melancholy music fades]
426 00:31:11 [male voice speaking indistinctly]
427 00:31:14 [birds chirping]
428 00:31:16 [melancholy music playing]
429 00:31:29 [male voice speaking indistinctly]
430 00:31:41 [male] Derek, can you hear me?
431 00:31:45 Yes. Hmm.
432 00:31:48 Listen, Derek.
433 00:31:49 Because of the erratic natureof redevelopment and budgetary pressures,
434 00:31:53 I've had to let the construction guys go.
435 00:31:55 So, just deliver the kitchen ASAP.
436 00:31:58 Let me install it myself, all right?
437 00:32:02 But let me say this.I will be expecting some reimbursement.
438 00:32:06 If not on this job,then on my next refurb.
439 00:32:08 I mean, it's the least that you can do.
440 00:32:10 -[car engine starting outdoors]-Hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
441 00:32:14 Yes.
442 00:32:16 [grunting, sighs]
443 00:32:20 [groans]
444 00:32:20 It would be a shameto ruin this relationship.
445 00:32:23 Now let's leave it at that,shall we, Derek? [grunts]
446 00:32:27 Excellent.
447 00:32:29 Fine. Sure. Yeah.
448 00:32:31 Difficult phone call.I'll talk to you soon, Derek.
449 00:32:35 [sighs]
450 00:32:46 [printer whirring]
451 00:32:51 [exhales]
452 00:32:54 Yes.
453 00:32:56 No.
454 00:32:58 I would like to talk to Erica Stephensin Business Loans.
455 00:33:04 Erica Stephens.
456 00:33:08 Business…
457 00:33:09 Well, I have20 to 25 very eager cash buyers.
458 00:33:13 And while I'd always saythat there are no certainties in life,
459 00:33:16 in this case, Erica,I'm pretty bloody certain
460 00:33:20 I'll be calling you with good newsdirectly after the viewing.
461 00:33:24 I will call.
462 00:33:26 I promise.
463 00:33:29 [woman on radio]…Sarah Arnold,the senior economist
464 00:33:32 at the Economics Foundation.
465 00:33:33 Hi, Sarah, good morning to you.
466 00:33:35 [Sarah] Good morning.
467 00:33:36 [woman] You might say,"It's not a good morning, Vanessa."
468 00:33:39 "It's a horrible morning."
469 00:33:40 You just announced there's a recessionon top of everything else.
470 00:33:44 How significant is it
471 00:33:45 when it's officially designateda recession?
472 00:33:48 What does it mean essentially?What do they have to base such a thing on?
473 00:33:52 [groans, inhales]
474 00:33:53 [Sarah] So, um, a technical recession,which is what this is,
475 00:33:56 -is based on two quarters of falls in GDP.-[beetles chittering]
476 00:34:00 So this… this record falling GDPof 20%… uh, just over 20%,
477 00:34:06 which is the largest quarterly contractionin the UK economy
478 00:34:09 -since records began in 1955…-[grunts]
479 00:34:12 …with the Office of National Statistics--
480 00:34:14 [Vanessa] That's made it much worse.You realize that, right? Terrible.
481 00:34:19 [contractor grunting, straining]
482 00:34:25 [straining continues]
483 00:34:30 -[dog barking outdoors]-[exhales, sighs]
484 00:34:37 [sighs]
485 00:34:39 [melancholy music playing]
486 00:34:42 [tool tapping]
487 00:34:44 [birds tweeting]
488 00:34:48 [contractor grunting]
489 00:34:53 [power tool drilling]
490 00:34:58 [exhales]
491 00:35:00 [moans, sighs]
492 00:35:05 Right. [exhales]
493 00:35:19 [sighs]
494 00:35:22 [grunts]
495 00:35:27 [exhales]
496 00:35:29 [dog barking outdoors]
497 00:35:31 [sighs]
498 00:35:33 [music playing faintly]
499 00:35:38 [snoring]
500 00:35:40 [sniffling]
501 00:35:47 [bell tower ringing in distance]
502 00:35:51 [humming]
503 00:35:58 -Love you.-[camera shutter clicks]
504 00:36:04 Yes!
505 00:36:05 ["Lapdance" by N.E.R.D.Feat. Lee Harvey & Vita playing]
506 00:36:07 Oh yeah.
507 00:36:10 Ooh!
508 00:36:11 Oh yeah!
509 00:36:12 Ooh, ooh, ooh!
510 00:36:13 [music intensifies]
511 00:36:18 [contractor] Woo! Woo, woo! Woo!
512 00:36:20 [slurping] Ah.
513 00:36:23 Hey, did you get the photo?
514 00:36:25 Isn't it incredible?
515 00:36:27 I told Derek I just saved myself £3,000.
516 00:36:31 Yeah, piss off. That's what I told him.
517 00:36:33 And you know, yesterday,
518 00:36:35 I had three new potential buyersregister online for the viewing.
519 00:36:39 Hey, I wanna send yousome hotel ideas for the Maldives.
520 00:36:43 We deserve it, right?
521 00:36:45 Yeah, of course we do, sweetheart.
522 00:36:48 Yeah, of course. Sorry.Bye, sweetie. Miss you.
523 00:36:52 [munching, sniffling]
524 00:36:57 [faint chittering]
525 00:37:00 [gulps]
526 00:37:03 [sighs]
527 00:37:15 -Oh!-[chittering]
528 00:37:32 [AI voice] …wasp and bee nest removal.
529 00:37:34 Squirrel control. Bedbug.Flea and mite control.
530 00:37:37 Mole and rabbit removal.Ants, cockroaches, and other insects.
531 00:37:40 What do fur beetles look like?
532 00:37:42 -What types of fur beetles are there?-[grunting]
533 00:37:45 So, what actually are fur beetles?
534 00:37:48 What damage do fur beetles cause?
535 00:37:50 How do you get rid of fur beetles?
536 00:37:52 Fur beetles are persistent pests
537 00:37:54 that can eat at your carpets,clothing, and, in fact, all fabrics.
538 00:37:59 Getting rid of fur beetlesis a real challenge.
539 00:38:01 [coughing]
540 00:38:02 On seeing signs of infestation,including larvae and brown fecal pellets,
541 00:38:06 take immediate action.
542 00:38:08 The larvae of the fur beetledo the biggest--
543 00:38:13 [sniffs, exhales]
544 00:38:17 [grunts]
545 00:38:19 [groans]
546 00:38:20 [exhales]
547 00:38:24 [exhales]
548 00:38:26 Right!
549 00:38:30 -[grunts]-[beetles chittering]
550 00:38:32 -[contractor] Yeah. Come on then! Come on!-[machine whirring]
551 00:38:35 Yeah. Yeah. You like it?
552 00:38:37 You like it, do you?You like it. Come on then.
553 00:38:40 [beetles chittering]
554 00:38:41 [contractor] You're going down.You're going down. You're going down!
555 00:38:44 [grunts] You're going down. Yeah?
556 00:38:47 [banging]
557 00:38:48 Take it! Take it!
558 00:38:50 Ooh, ooh! [straining]
559 00:38:52 [banging intensifies]
560 00:38:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah!
561 00:38:55 [grunts]
562 00:38:59 Shit!
563 00:39:01 [banging continues]
564 00:39:02 Oof! Ooh!
565 00:39:04 You bast-- You fu--
566 00:39:06 [snoring]
567 00:39:16 -[bell tower ringing in distance]-[snorting]
568 00:39:21 [sighs]
569 00:39:25 [melancholy music playing]
570 00:39:42 [beetles scuttling, chittering]
571 00:39:52 [contractor] Hi, darling. It's me.
572 00:39:54 It's the biggest day of my life today.
573 00:39:58 If you could be thinking of me,you know, maybe say a little prayer,
574 00:40:01 I'd really appreciate it.
575 00:40:04 Uh…
576 00:40:06 Hello?
577 00:40:12 [liquid splashing]
578 00:40:25 [grunts]
579 00:40:28 Come on.
580 00:40:35 Whoa!
581 00:40:36 -Come on!-[doorbell buzzing]
582 00:40:42 [van engine roaring]
583 00:40:47 [humming]
584 00:40:54 What?
585 00:40:57 No.
586 00:40:59 What is that… What?
587 00:41:01 No! Listen to me!
588 00:41:03 I got someone else's food.Don't you understand?
589 00:41:05 I'm hosting an event where peopleare expecting canapés and champagne.
590 00:41:10 All I've got isinstant noodles and energy drinks!
591 00:41:15 Oh Christ!
592 00:41:16 [lounge music playing in background]
593 00:41:18 Welcome. Welcome.
594 00:41:23 Hi.
595 00:41:24 Wha…
596 00:41:26 What? God!
597 00:41:28 -[doorbell buzzing]-[gasps]
598 00:41:31 [female] Chamonix has becometerribly plebeian now.
599 00:41:33 [male] Yeah. It's like a supermarket.
600 00:41:35 [indistinct chattering]
601 00:41:38 The size is okay,but the layout is just confusing.
602 00:41:42 -Don't you think?-[whining]
603 00:41:43 Daddy, Daddy, look at me. [laughing]
604 00:41:54 Oh! Oh dear.
605 00:41:55 [inhales] Hmm. Oh.
606 00:41:59 [gasps]
607 00:42:03 [clears throat]
608 00:42:05 -[crying]-[female 2] Oh, Isobel. Shh.
609 00:42:08 [lounge music playing]
610 00:42:10 Right.
611 00:42:12 Now, for me, the sitting/dining room
612 00:42:15 is the beating heart of the house.
613 00:42:18 It's a place to rewindafter a long, stressful day.
614 00:42:22 Comforting, luxurious.A family room, you could call it.
615 00:42:26 [Isobel crying]
616 00:42:27 Just to reiterate,
617 00:42:28 fittings and furnishingsare negotiable in the price.
618 00:42:32 But I think, like me,you appreciate excellence,
619 00:42:35 and that is what is being presentedto you this afternoon.
620 00:42:38 [crying continues]
621 00:42:39 I think we can all imagine ourselvesstepping out onto the patio
622 00:42:43 and having a chilled glass of winein the evening.
623 00:42:46 Maybe some snacks in a bowl.
624 00:42:51 [female 2 sighs]Would you please shut the door?
625 00:42:59 -[scoffs]-Canapé?
626 00:43:01 Uh, no, thanks.
627 00:43:02 Oh.
628 00:43:07 [male 2] Come on, darling. Let's go.
629 00:43:10 [breathing heavily, moans]
630 00:43:13 Get yourself… get yourself together.
631 00:43:16 Come on. Come on.
632 00:43:18 [doorknob jiggling]
633 00:43:20 [sighs, groans]
634 00:43:23 Right.
635 00:43:26 [inhales]
636 00:43:29 -Yeah. Oh… Okay. Okay!-[upbeat funk music playing]
637 00:43:36 [indistinct chattering]
638 00:43:41 [contractor] Wonderfully elegant,isn't it? [humming]
639 00:43:43 -Carry on. Carry on. Enjoy yourselves.-[squeals, giggles]
640 00:43:51 I call this kitchen "The World's Kitchen"
641 00:43:54 because of the participationof so many countries
642 00:43:56 in its design and inception.
643 00:43:58 You'll all have noticedthe gray veining in the central island.
644 00:44:02 The very last marble to be quarriedfrom the Carrara region in Italy.
645 00:44:06 Pretty special.
646 00:44:08 We're walking uponGalala marble from Egypt.
647 00:44:11 You can feel that ancient history,can't you?
648 00:44:14 You can almost hear the Egyptians.
649 00:44:16 The sleek cabinets are Scandinavianbut manufactured in Germany.
650 00:44:20 So, finesse but also durability.
651 00:44:24 As in all the rooms,lighting can be operated
652 00:44:26 through your smartphoneor a virtual assistant of your choice,
653 00:44:29 whereupon you can accessany number of tonal colors.
654 00:44:32 [applauding]
655 00:44:33 But really, the pièce de résistanceof not just the kitchen
656 00:44:37 but the entire house, in my opinion,
657 00:44:39 is that one thing that none of uscan live without these days.
658 00:44:42 Now, you all probably noticedthat we had a situation with the catering,
659 00:44:45 which I do apologize for.
660 00:44:47 But even without a chicken
661 00:44:49 and as a statement of the person you areor the person that you want to be,
662 00:44:53 I think we can all seethe majesty of this,
663 00:44:56 this exquisite kitchen appliance.
664 00:44:59 The Châteaux Rotisserie Oven.
665 00:45:11 [gasps] Mmm. Ah!
666 00:45:13 -[sighs]-[music skipping]
667 00:45:15 [high-pitched ringing]
668 00:45:18 [sighs]
669 00:45:19 Um, the… the Wi-Fi seems to be acting up.
670 00:45:22 [groans]
671 00:45:23 Ow!
672 00:45:32 [elderly male] We lovewhat you have done to the house.
673 00:45:37 [contractor] You do?
674 00:45:41 Very, very much.
675 00:45:43 Is the furniture includedin the higher price?
676 00:45:48 [contractor] Yes.
677 00:45:51 Wonderful.
678 00:45:54 Can we ask you some specific questions?
679 00:46:00 [contractor] Yes, of course.Uh, ask me anything at all.
680 00:46:03 [inhales] Is that a crepe weave fabricon the couches?
681 00:46:08 [chittering]
682 00:46:09 [contractor] I have the brochurein my office. I can check.
683 00:46:12 What building insulationhave you used in the house?
684 00:46:18 Natural fibrous materials?
685 00:46:21 [contractor] It's a mixtureof wool, paper, and cotton, actually.
686 00:46:24 Oh. Nice.
687 00:46:33 [chuckling]
688 00:46:38 Oh. Uh…
689 00:46:40 Can you excuse me for a second, please?
690 00:46:43 Yes, bye. Bye. I'll be here if you, uh…
691 00:46:47 [elderly male] Delectable rugs.
692 00:46:50 [elderly female] So insulated
693 00:46:53 and… and comfortable.
694 00:46:56 [chittering]
695 00:47:05 [chuckling softly]
696 00:47:08 All good?
697 00:47:10 What funny shoes.
698 00:47:13 You should take them off.No need for them now.
699 00:47:16 Yeah, I guess you're right.
700 00:47:18 Can we have a look at the show bedroom?
701 00:47:22 Yeah, it's just through there. Feel free.
702 00:47:25 I'll be downstairsif you need anything at all. Just call.
703 00:47:28 We're very interested in your house.
704 00:47:33 That's great news.
705 00:47:35 Extremely interested.
706 00:47:40 Yes!
707 00:47:44 Now where is that little shit?
708 00:47:46 Come on. Come to…
709 00:47:47 [chittering]
710 00:47:49 Oh Christ!
711 00:47:50 Come on then.
712 00:47:51 [groaning, straining]
713 00:47:55 Just bounce.
714 00:47:57 [exhales, coughing]
715 00:47:59 [panting, coughing]
716 00:48:02 [sniffling]
717 00:48:09 [chittering, screeching]
718 00:48:16 [contractor] Hello?
719 00:48:20 Hello?
720 00:48:30 Hello?
721 00:48:42 [contractor] Oh.
722 00:48:45 What are you doing?
723 00:48:47 We thought we'd turn in.
724 00:48:50 What? You mean sleep here?
725 00:48:52 Well, it is a bedroom.
726 00:48:56 We're extremely interested in the house.
727 00:49:01 Right. Uh--
728 00:49:03 Could we trouble you for two cups of tea?
729 00:49:18 [clicks tongue] Well,
730 00:49:21 good night then.
731 00:49:24 Sleep well.
732 00:49:30 [contractor] Jesus, Erica.
733 00:49:31 -[indistinct chattering in distance]-[exhales]
734 00:49:37 [sighs]
735 00:49:39 -[beetles chittering]-[gasps, whimpering]
736 00:49:52 [water splashing]
737 00:49:56 [contractor] Tell the others at the bankI have buyers secured.
738 00:50:00 Yeah, thank you. Thank you.Yeah, I know. It's fantastic.
739 00:50:04 I'm in the city, walking into a meeting
740 00:50:07 with their solicitorsright at this moment.
741 00:50:10 Sorry, what? The name of the solicitors?
742 00:50:12 Mmm, let me check that.I'll get back to you.
743 00:50:16 [sniffing]
744 00:50:17 [high-pitched humming on TV]
745 00:50:21 [elderly male] Mmm, our television isvery difficult to work.
746 00:50:27 [spluttering] I… I can take a look--
747 00:50:31 Do you have any more canapés?
748 00:50:35 No, I'm afraid not.
749 00:50:36 What, with the viewingbeing officially over.
750 00:50:43 [elderly male] We are extremely interestedin the house.
751 00:50:48 Yes, but exactly how interested are you?
752 00:50:54 Perhaps we should start negotiatingwith your representatives?
753 00:50:59 Yes, we should, really.
754 00:51:02 Really?
755 00:51:05 Well, maybe you could get your solicitoron the phone? Invite him over.
756 00:51:08 We should invite them overfor some food, straightaway.
757 00:51:12 Good.
758 00:51:14 If you could find any food, that is.
759 00:51:20 [host on TV] A perfect exampleof what we call black mold on the wall.
760 00:51:23 Now, this is an outside wall,
761 00:51:26 and you can see the spots growing up hereon the surface of the wall…
762 00:51:30 [elderly couple chuckling]
763 00:51:32 [host] …and even the ceiling.
764 00:51:34 The mold's, generally speaking, black,but sometimes white--
765 00:51:37 They are going absolutely nowhere.
766 00:51:40 It's insane.
767 00:51:42 Because I had no one else to call but you!
768 00:51:46 Please don't put the phone down.I've invested my whole life in this house.
769 00:51:50 You know that, darling.
770 00:51:53 Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
771 00:51:55 I will never ever call you darling again,sweetheart.
772 00:51:58 -[line hangs up]-Oh! Damn it! Damn it!
773 00:52:01 [mumbling]
774 00:52:03 [yelling]
775 00:52:09 [grunting]
776 00:52:10 -[printer whirring]-[panting]
777 00:52:14 [exhales]
778 00:52:16 [breathing heavily]
779 00:52:23 [drum beating slowly]
780 00:52:34 [upbeat melody playing]
781 00:52:37 [chittering]
782 00:52:47 [chittering]
783 00:52:52 [squealing melodically]
784 00:52:55 [upbeat music playing]
785 00:53:15 -[squealing]-[music ends abruptly]
786 00:53:17 [blows kiss]
787 00:53:18 [upbeat music resumes]
788 00:53:41 [high-pitched squealing]
789 00:53:47 [beetles vocalizing melodically]
790 00:54:12 [high-pitched squealing]
791 00:54:15 [beetles continue vocalizing]
792 00:54:24 -[music ends abruptly]-[blow-dryer whirring]
793 00:54:29 All right. It's pretty obvious you haveno intention of buying this house.
794 00:54:33 You think you can just lounge aroundlike this forever?
795 00:54:36 Eating my food, drinking my drinks?
796 00:54:39 No!
797 00:54:40 [gasps]
798 00:54:43 I'm ringing the police.I'm ringing the police right now!
799 00:54:47 The phone is ringing.
800 00:54:50 Yes. I'd like to report a…Well, I'm not too sure what it is.
801 00:54:54 A breaking and entering situationwithout the breaking.
802 00:54:57 [doorbell buzzing]
803 00:54:58 An entering and then a refusal to leave,let's call it.
804 00:55:01 A hostage-taking,
805 00:55:02 in which the house I'm trying to sellis being held hostage. It's…
806 00:55:05 -[doorbell buzzing]-It's confusing, yeah.
807 00:55:08 I just need you to senda couple of police officers over quickly
808 00:55:11 to Van Schoonbeek Lane.
809 00:55:13 Christ, that was quick.They're upstairs in the bath.
810 00:55:17 [male officer] Do you have a dentistcalled Dr. Jafri, sir?
811 00:55:21 Yeah, has… has something happened to him?
812 00:55:23 My God! Is he all right? I… I…
813 00:55:25 [male officer] We've heard from Dr. Jafri
814 00:55:27 that you've been telephoning himat all times of the day, sir.
815 00:55:30 Yeah. So, what?
816 00:55:32 [female officer] You're sharing with himpersonal details about your life,
817 00:55:35 which he, as your dentist,has absolutely no interest in.
818 00:55:39 Right. Uh--
819 00:55:40 [male officer]You're overfamiliar with him,
820 00:55:41 and occasionally, you call him"darling" or even "sweetheart."
821 00:55:45 All of that is true,but none of it's important.
822 00:55:48 I've two guests upstairs in a bathwho are refusing to leave my house.
823 00:55:51 [male officer] You call Dr. Jafri again,and he will take you to court.
824 00:55:55 Do you understand, sir?
825 00:55:56 Take me to court? Come back here!
826 00:55:59 I've done absolutely nothing wrong.What are you talking about?
827 00:56:03 [sighs]
828 00:56:09 And who might you all be?
829 00:56:14 [elderly male 2 chuckles]
830 00:56:15 Oh, don't… don't mind me. Yeah. Oh.
831 00:56:19 They've been looking forwardto seeing our house.
832 00:56:22 -Your house?-They are our family, visiting.
833 00:56:26 Your family?!
834 00:56:27 They're actually very nice people.
835 00:56:30 They lived here before, you know.
836 00:56:33 [splutters] Fuck!
837 00:56:35 -[elderly female chuckles]-I've had enough! Enough! Do you hear me?
838 00:56:39 [grunting, yelling]
839 00:56:41 Where's that… where… where…
840 00:56:43 [indistinct mumbling]
841 00:56:45 [elderly female] Now fix us a cup of tea,like a good man.
842 00:56:48 [laughing]
843 00:56:49 I'll give you tea, you bloody vermin.Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready? Are you ready?
844 00:56:53 A nice cup of tea?Nice cup… nice cup… nice cup of…
845 00:56:57 [spluttering, yelling]
846 00:57:00 [panting]
847 00:57:02 [elderly female chuckling]
848 00:57:05 [cat meowing]
849 00:57:07 [cat meowing melodically]
850 00:57:08 [upbeat ringtone versionof "Eine kleine Nachtmusik" playing]
851 00:57:24 [vibrating, ringtone continues playing]
852 00:57:34 [ringtone ends abruptly]
853 00:57:38 [footsteps approaching slowly]
854 00:57:56 Time to get you home.
855 00:58:11 [bell tower ringing in distance]
856 00:58:22 [group applauding]
857 00:58:28 [glasses clinking]
858 00:58:34 [drum beating slowly]
859 00:58:44 [clapping rhythmically]
860 00:58:49 [dramatic music playing]
861 00:58:53 [chittering]
862 00:59:17 [electricity fizzling]
863 00:59:24 [dinging]
864 00:59:30 [thudding]
865 00:59:41 [chittering]
866 01:00:10 [dramatic music fades]
867 01:00:22 -[slow dramatic music playing]-[water gently crashing]
868 01:00:33 [birds screeching]
869 01:00:57 [electricity crackling]
870 01:01:07 [sighs]
871 01:01:12 [smacks lips]
872 01:01:13 [sighs]
873 01:01:21 [sighs, smacks lips]
874 01:01:24 Wallpaper, apartment 3. Hmm.
875 01:01:36 Uh…
876 01:01:38 [sighs]
877 01:01:39 Not again!
878 01:01:48 [door opening]
879 01:02:05 [upbeat classical music playing]
880 01:02:07 [humming]
881 01:02:11 Hmm.
882 01:02:14 [sighs]
883 01:02:16 [grunts, humming]
884 01:02:24 [chuckling, sighs]
885 01:02:28 Ooh!
886 01:02:31 Ooh. [sighs]
887 01:02:36 Ah. [chuckles]
888 01:02:37 Ooh!
889 01:02:39 [sighs]
890 01:02:42 [grunting]
891 01:02:44 [sighs] Oh!
892 01:02:46 Whoa! [exhales]
893 01:02:48 [grunts]
894 01:02:50 Huh?
895 01:02:52 Oh! No!
896 01:02:56 [gasps] Oh no. No. No!
897 01:02:59 [gasps]
898 01:03:00 No, no. N… n… n… no. No, no, no, no.
899 01:03:03 [screams, gasps]
900 01:03:06 [groans]
901 01:03:11 [exhales]
902 01:03:12 [grunts]
903 01:03:14 [sighs]
904 01:03:17 [yelling, grunting] Ah!
905 01:03:19 [groaning]
906 01:03:25 [door unlocking]
907 01:03:28 Ah. G… good morning, Rosa.
908 01:03:31 It's the afternoon.
909 01:03:32 Oh. [chuckling]
910 01:03:33 -Okay.-You know what day it is today?
911 01:03:36 Um, is it… Wednesday?
912 01:03:40 [sighs] It's rent day.
913 01:03:41 Oh, uh, are we still doing that?
914 01:03:43 Yes, we're still doing that!
915 01:03:45 Um, when was the last time I… I paid rent?
916 01:03:49 With actual money?
917 01:03:51 Twelve weeks ago.
918 01:03:53 Ah. So, long time. [chuckling]
919 01:03:57 Yeah.
920 01:03:58 Well… [sighs]
921 01:03:59 …just so you know,the shower water is brown again.
922 01:04:02 Okay.
923 01:04:03 I didn't wanna say, but it just hasthis really weird slippery texture.
924 01:04:07 Yeah, I know. It affected my paste.
925 01:04:10 Yeah, it would do.You can feel it on my arm.
926 01:04:12 You know, if you paid me in money,I'd have the resources
927 01:04:15 to get the proper equipmentto fix the plumbing.
928 01:04:18 Uh… [sighs]
929 01:04:19 -I can pay you with fish?-[Rosa] No. No more fish.
930 01:04:21 You have to eat,and fish are an important source of--
931 01:04:24 Elias! For God's sake,just find me my rent. Okay?
932 01:04:30 [exhales]
933 01:04:31 Okay.
934 01:04:34 Uh, I think I'll go and dry my fur.
935 01:04:37 Yeah, go on, then.
936 01:04:43 -[beetle scuttling]-[exhales deeply]
937 01:04:45 Affix floorboard to the other floorboards.
938 01:04:50 Uh…
939 01:04:52 [relaxing sitar music playing]
940 01:04:56 [female humming]
941 01:04:57 Hey.
942 01:05:00 [door closes]
943 01:05:02 [female continues humming]
944 01:05:08 [Rosa] Jen.
945 01:05:11 Jen!
946 01:05:15 [sighs]
947 01:05:17 -[Jen vocalizes]-[music abruptly stops]
948 01:05:20 Morning!
949 01:05:20 It's three o'clock.
950 01:05:22 Hmm.
951 01:05:23 And soon it'll be four and then five!
952 01:05:27 Yeah, that's how it works.
953 01:05:29 Oh, I gave up on time years ago.[chuckles]
954 01:05:33 Right. Who needs it?
955 01:05:34 [gasps] But today is rent day. Am I right?
956 01:05:38 Yeah. I'm really looking forwardto being paid my rent.
957 01:05:42 [chuckling]
958 01:05:43 Here it is. The obsidian crystal.
959 01:05:47 A reliever of emotional blockage
960 01:05:50 and promoter of compassion
961 01:05:51 to help you find your true sense of self.
962 01:05:54 You've given me ten of these alreadyand still no money.
963 01:05:58 [inhales]
964 01:05:59 Let's eat.
965 01:06:01 Of course I knewit was going to be difficult.
966 01:06:04 I mean, the scale alone is enormous,
967 01:06:06 but every day, I can seethe real potential of this house.
968 01:06:11 [inhales]
969 01:06:12 And if only I had tenants.
970 01:06:14 Well, they all left.
971 01:06:16 -Yeah, I know they left.-Because of the flooding.
972 01:06:21 There's still me and Elias, of course.
973 01:06:23 Yeah, but I'm talking about good tenants.
974 01:06:25 Proper ones, who would pay mewith actual money,
975 01:06:28 instead of fish and stones.
976 01:06:30 Crystals.
977 01:06:31 I can't buy supplies with crystals.
978 01:06:33 You can realign your energy chakras.
979 01:06:35 Yeah, but it won't fix the electricsor whatever else needs doing.
980 01:06:39 You could try.
981 01:06:41 It wouldn't hurt.
982 01:06:42 [sighs]
983 01:06:44 I've always loved this house, you know.
984 01:06:47 Hmm.
985 01:06:48 It's devotion, really.
986 01:06:49 How wonderful it could be.
987 01:06:53 Right.
988 01:06:54 I'd smarten it up
989 01:06:55 and then get residents into pay for further restoration.
990 01:06:59 Then, over time, you move everyone out.
991 01:07:01 And then the house will be finished.It will be… [inhales deeply]
992 01:07:06 …stunning.
993 01:07:07 -The house deserves it.-[Jen humming mantra]
994 01:07:10 Right now, I just needthe, um, right… support.
995 01:07:15 Yeah, yeah.I… I just don't have the right support.
996 01:07:19 [continues humming mantra]
997 01:07:23 Ah. Oh!
998 01:07:24 Um…
999 01:07:26 Have I spoken to youabout my spirit partner?
1000 01:07:29 What do you mean? A boyfriend?
1001 01:07:31 That term doesn't describewhat he is, really.
1002 01:07:33 Okay. What about him?
1003 01:07:35 -He's arriving tomorrow!-Does he have any money?
1004 01:07:38 We met eight years agoat a Tibetan throat music workshop.
1005 01:07:41 We've been communing ever sinceon the astral plane.
1006 01:07:44 No money then.
1007 01:07:45 I wouldn't think so, no.
1008 01:07:47 But he's a wonder, Rosa.
1009 01:07:49 -A celestial force. Truly.-Yeah, well, I'm not running a charity.
1010 01:07:53 I'll be telling him thatand making myself clear.
1011 01:07:55 I'm sure he'll have his uses.
1012 01:07:57 Yeah, sure. Right.
1013 01:07:59 Oh, I was wonderingabout, um, the shower in my bathroom.
1014 01:08:03 What about it?
1015 01:08:04 It's been making some terrible noises,and the water's brown again.
1016 01:08:08 [sighs, groans]
1017 01:08:12 [humming]
1018 01:08:16 [showerhead sputtering]
1019 01:08:17 Hmm.
1020 01:08:19 [grunts softly]
1021 01:08:21 [sputtering]
1022 01:08:24 [clanking]
1023 01:08:26 [grunting]
1024 01:08:28 [showerhead rattling]
1025 01:08:30 Oh.
1026 01:08:31 [shrieks]
1027 01:08:35 [classical music playing]
1028 01:08:39 [inhales, grunts]
1029 01:08:43 [grunts]
1030 01:08:47 There we go.
1031 01:08:53 [upbeat piano music playing]
1032 01:08:57 [Elias and Jen laughing]
1033 01:09:02 [laughing continues]
1034 01:09:15 [Jen sighs, chuckles]
1035 01:09:19 Oh.
1036 01:09:20 Hey.
1037 01:09:22 -[scoffs]-[Jen continues chuckling]
1038 01:09:28 [Rosa sighs, scoffs]
1039 01:09:33 [sighs]
1040 01:09:38 [dramatic music playing]
1041 01:09:45 [Tibetan chanting]
1042 01:09:52 [creaking]
1043 01:10:00 Hmm? [grunts]
1044 01:10:02 What… what the…
1045 01:10:03 [chanting continues]
1046 01:10:07 What the…
1047 01:10:27 [coughing]
1048 01:10:29 -[clapping]-[Elias] Whoa!
1049 01:10:30 [Jen] How wonderful!
1050 01:10:31 [Elias] That was amazing!
1051 01:10:33 Oh, that's just a little somethingI picked up in Tibet.
1052 01:10:36 [chuckling] No, no. No applause, please.
1053 01:10:39 I am merely a conduit to the melody.
1054 01:10:43 A portal to a different music.
1055 01:10:45 Another dance.
1056 01:10:47 A messenger, basically.
1057 01:10:50 How long have you been traveling?
1058 01:10:51 Always. Always traveling, my child.
1059 01:10:54 And yet, with each second,the journey shortens
1060 01:10:57 as I get a little bit closer to this…
1061 01:11:00 [gasps]
1062 01:11:01 …synthesis of celestial grace.
1063 01:11:05 [gasps] He's talking about me.
1064 01:11:08 I brought you some earthly gifts, angel.
1065 01:11:12 For purification,the banishment of discord,
1066 01:11:15 and a rebalancingof one's physical dwelling.
1067 01:11:18 -Mmm.-[coughing]
1068 01:11:21 [clears throat]
1069 01:11:23 I didn't get your name.
1070 01:11:24 Hmm? [gasps]
1071 01:11:26 How rude of me.
1072 01:11:27 Rosa, this is Cosmos.
1073 01:11:31 [scoffs]
1074 01:11:32 And how longare you planning to stay, Cosmos?
1075 01:11:36 Ah, there are never any plans with me.
1076 01:11:38 There's only momentssnatched from the wind.
1077 01:11:43 -What are you talking about?-It's not like we're short of room.
1078 01:11:46 The house is huge.
1079 01:11:48 A traveler cannot be boundby earthly walls, Jen.
1080 01:11:51 I sleep in the open.
1081 01:11:55 Oh.
1082 01:11:57 [gasps]
1083 01:11:59 [gasps]
1084 01:12:00 -Whoa! Wow! Jeez Louise!-[exhales]
1085 01:12:03 -Mm-hmm.-What a day!
1086 01:12:05 Let me prepare some food from my garden.
1087 01:12:07 [Cosmos chuckling]
1088 01:12:09 Go on, you can go in if you like.Have a look around.
1089 01:12:12 Yes, please. [chuckling]
1090 01:12:14 -Whoa. It's really cool in here.-[sniffing] I'm sensing a negative energy.
1091 01:12:20 Yeah, it's coming from me.
1092 01:12:23 Mmm, you're protective of Jen,and for that, you have my gratitude.
1093 01:12:27 Actually, I'm protective of my property.
1094 01:12:31 So, um, when will you be getting off it?
1095 01:12:34 [groans, inhales]
1096 01:12:35 I will move on when the mist has lifted.
1097 01:12:39 Probably. But only time will tell.
1098 01:12:42 Yeah, well, I should be charging youfor pitching that tent.
1099 01:12:46 [chuckling] Charging.
1100 01:12:47 What is money
1101 01:12:48 but some physical denominationof coin and note?
1102 01:12:52 That's exactly what it is.
1103 01:12:55 I move in an ocean of bartering myself.
1104 01:12:58 Oh yeah?And what is it that you barter with?
1105 01:13:01 [gasps]
1106 01:13:04 My skills.
1107 01:13:05 [gasps]
1108 01:13:07 So, what you're looking at right nowis the finish, obviously, the dream.
1109 01:13:12 Everybody left when the rains came,so I need to get some new paying tenants.
1110 01:13:15 Then I'll havesome real money to play with.
1111 01:13:18 I already havea ton of paint and wallpaper.
1112 01:13:21 Hmm.
1113 01:13:22 You must begin with the roots.
1114 01:13:24 Right, exactly!
1115 01:13:26 The… the heating, electrics.
1116 01:13:28 I've got some problemswith this brown water from the taps.
1117 01:13:32 You have to nourish the soul of the houseto unleash its potential.
1118 01:13:36 Right!
1119 01:13:37 Enliven its chakra.
1120 01:13:39 Ye… Mmm.
1121 01:13:41 Maybe you can start with the plumbing?
1122 01:13:44 Mmm.
1123 01:13:45 Plumbing is a little invasive.
1124 01:13:47 I would liketo get to know the house first,
1125 01:13:49 possibly through some gentle carpentry.
1126 01:13:53 I… I have a floorboard
1127 01:13:55 that needs replacingin the upstairs corridor?
1128 01:13:57 Perfect. I'll make a start tomorrow.
1129 01:14:00 Yes! [squealing]
1130 01:14:01 Um…
1131 01:14:03 I mean, um, thank you. Uh…
1132 01:14:06 This is going to be great.
1133 01:14:09 Oh, the reawakeningwill be beautiful, Rosa.
1134 01:14:13 [grunts]
1135 01:14:14 Beautiful.
1136 01:14:15 [sniffing] Uh…
1137 01:14:17 [gagging, coughing]
1138 01:14:19 -[Cosmos chanting]-[Elias] Yes.
1139 01:14:22 Yeah.
1140 01:14:23 [Jen chanting]
1141 01:14:28 [Elias laughing]
1142 01:14:30 Chika-chika-chika-chika.
1143 01:14:32 -Come on, your turn!-Oh, no. No. I… I don't.
1144 01:14:34 -Come on!-Ooh!
1145 01:14:35 -[Elias] There you go.-Come on, Rosa!
1146 01:14:39 -[humming]-[chuckling]
1147 01:14:41 [vocalizing]
1148 01:14:42 Woo!
1149 01:14:43 -[laughing]-[humming]
1150 01:14:53 -[wind whooshing]-[crickets chirping]
1151 01:15:02 [banging]
1152 01:15:08 [exhales, sighs]
1153 01:15:10 -[wood clattering]-[banging]
1154 01:15:14 -[sighs]-[wood clattering]
1155 01:15:15 What the… [sighs]
1156 01:15:17 What the hell's going on?
1157 01:15:19 Ha! Someone had a bit too much to drink.It's the middle of the day!
1158 01:15:22 -What are you doing up there?-Seize it! Embrace it!
1159 01:15:26 -[scoffs]-[Cosmos laughing]
1160 01:15:28 Oh yeah, man. That's banging.
1161 01:15:30 No!
1162 01:15:33 [whimpering] No.
1163 01:15:35 Oh! The water's still brown, Rosa!
1164 01:15:38 [Rosa] Oh.
1165 01:15:39 Oh! No! Oh no!
1166 01:15:44 [breathing heavily, shrieking]
1167 01:15:47 -This isn't the plan! My plan!-[drum beating]
1168 01:15:50 Have you forgotten everythingwe were talking about?
1169 01:15:53 I'm sensing that negative energy again.
1170 01:15:56 You've destroyed the corridor!
1171 01:15:58 Realigned it.
1172 01:15:59 You've pulled up every floorboard!
1173 01:16:02 Yes, but for a boat, Rosa. A boat.
1174 01:16:04 You have a boat! You have a boat outside!
1175 01:16:07 -Well, the boat's for me!-Right. The boat's for Elias.
1176 01:16:10 Ugh! Oh God! What was in that wine, Jen?
1177 01:16:14 Take it in one go. It's a bit pungent.
1178 01:16:17 [slurping]
1179 01:16:18 [gagging, gasping]
1180 01:16:21 Oh! I've got a nonaggressive solutionto the plumbing.
1181 01:16:24 [gasps] That's great news.
1182 01:16:26 I need some mint, a cabbage, two vials,
1183 01:16:28 this drum to signify a heartbeat,and a tambourine for affectation.
1184 01:16:33 Get out of my house! Get out! Get out!
1185 01:16:36 Oh! Yes, Rosa! Harness that strength!
1186 01:16:39 -[Tibetan chanting]-[humming]
1187 01:16:42 Oh Christ!
1188 01:16:49 Take that boat apart, you!
1189 01:16:51 I want every one of those floorboardsback inside the house where they belong.
1190 01:16:55 -Seriously?-Yes, seriously.
1191 01:16:58 You're ruining everythingI'm trying to fix!
1192 01:17:02 It's… it's only a few floorboards.
1193 01:17:04 It's a whole corridor.
1194 01:17:06 How is anyonesupposed to access their rooms
1195 01:17:08 if I don't have a corridor, Elias?
1196 01:17:10 What are you even doing?
1197 01:17:12 Wha… [sighs]
1198 01:17:15 Cosmos said he'd help me leave.
1199 01:17:18 Wh… what?
1200 01:17:20 You… you're living here for free.Why would you want to leave?
1201 01:17:24 Because everyone does.
1202 01:17:26 By tomorrow,the water will be in the house.
1203 01:17:28 Oh, go then! Here, take them!
1204 01:17:31 I'll… I'll rip up your roomand fix the corridor myself.
1205 01:17:35 You can't stay here, Rosa.Why can't you see it?
1206 01:17:38 [Rosa] I should've got rid of youmonths ago. Paying with fish!
1207 01:17:41 I'm going to getbetter people than you and Jen
1208 01:17:45 and finish this house myself!
1209 01:17:47 [sighs] Go on then! Leave!
1210 01:17:53 [melancholy music playing]
1211 01:17:58 [exhales]
1212 01:18:00 [sniffling, whimpering]
1213 01:18:18 [exhales deeply]
1214 01:18:20 [muffled speaking outdoors]
1215 01:18:26 [indistinct chattering, chuckling]
1216 01:18:37 Uh…
1217 01:18:38 Ugh.
1218 01:18:40 [gasps]
1219 01:18:41 [groans]
1220 01:18:44 [exhales]
1221 01:18:47 Hmm.
1222 01:19:00 [sighs]
1223 01:19:12 [snoring softly]
1224 01:19:24 Thank you.
1225 01:19:26 Bye!
1226 01:19:31 [didgeridoo blowing]
1227 01:19:34 [murmuring]
1228 01:19:52 [didgeridoo continues blowing]
1229 01:20:03 Why didn't he say goodbye to me?
1230 01:20:06 Didn't you say your goodbyes already?
1231 01:20:09 No, not really.
1232 01:20:14 I didn't think he'd go.
1233 01:20:17 He just needed a little guidance.That's all.
1234 01:20:20 [smacks lips, sighs]
1235 01:20:22 There's nothing better out there anyway.
1236 01:20:25 For those who decide not to find it,there can be nothing.
1237 01:20:29 If he dies, it's your fault, you know.
1238 01:20:32 He wanted to leave a long time ago, Rosa.
1239 01:20:35 Well, he never told me that.
1240 01:20:37 He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
1241 01:20:39 Oh, whatever!
1242 01:20:42 [exhales shakily]
1243 01:20:48 He was never any use to me anyway.
1244 01:20:50 Bloody fool.
1245 01:20:52 [grunts]
1246 01:20:54 What the… What is that?
1247 01:20:57 Oh, that.
1248 01:20:58 Yes. I thought you might need itonce the mist has come and gone.
1249 01:21:02 What? What are you talking about?
1250 01:21:06 It's a lever. You can push it.
1251 01:21:08 For your emancipation, Rosa,should you choose it.
1252 01:21:11 You just give it a bit of body weight,and you'll be good to go.
1253 01:21:15 Ooh!
1254 01:21:16 Stop talking, you lunatic!
1255 01:21:19 Just take it down!
1256 01:21:21 You're destroying everything!
1257 01:21:24 [water splashing]
1258 01:21:28 [grunts softly]
1259 01:21:36 [soft dramatic music playing]
1260 01:21:45 [Elias] Goodbye, Rosa.
1261 01:21:47 Thank you for giving memy first real home.
1262 01:21:50 Here are two presents.
1263 01:21:52 Your friend, Elias.
1264 01:22:02 [inhales shakily]
1265 01:22:05 [ethereal bells chiming]
1266 01:22:18 [sighs softly]
1267 01:22:19 -[Jen] Are you all right?-[quietly] Huh?
1268 01:22:25 I didn't know he could draw.
1269 01:22:27 Didn't you?
1270 01:22:32 Do you want to have some lunch?
1271 01:22:35 One last time, before I go.
1272 01:22:38 When are you leaving?
1273 01:22:42 We'll leave later, Cosmos said.
1274 01:22:45 The morning, maybe.
1275 01:22:46 I don't want to see him.
1276 01:22:48 Just us then? Final meal together?
1277 01:22:51 What do you think?
1278 01:22:55 Fine.
1279 01:23:07 [mist whooshing]
1280 01:23:26 [exhales deeply]
1281 01:23:30 [inhales sharply]
1282 01:23:34 It's not much, I'm afraid.
1283 01:23:37 The water took the whole garden.
1284 01:23:45 Why don't you ever talk about the flood?
1285 01:23:48 [Rosa] There's nothing to talk about.
1286 01:23:50 [Jen] I know you've been busywith your project.
1287 01:23:53 So you're just leaving with no plan.Is that it?
1288 01:23:56 That's right.
1289 01:23:57 You'll never find a house like this again.
1290 01:23:59 There'll be something else.
1291 01:24:02 -It's time to move on.-Where to?
1292 01:24:04 We don't know. We have to try.
1293 01:24:09 Look, what is it you want?
1294 01:24:12 [sighs]
1295 01:24:14 To fix this house.
1296 01:24:16 To make a homewith good memories for myself,
1297 01:24:21 but I've been fighting this placefor bloody years.
1298 01:24:24 Don't be frightenedabout being someone else.
1299 01:24:27 Oh, for God's sake.
1300 01:24:29 Try to see the good thingsthat you did make.
1301 01:24:32 Love your past but travel on.
1302 01:24:35 [sighs] You're sounding like that lunatic.
1303 01:24:37 He's only here to help you move on, Rosa.
1304 01:24:40 Yeah, well, he doesn't know me.
1305 01:24:42 None of you do.
1306 01:24:44 Now.
1307 01:24:48 Don't be afraid.
1308 01:24:49 What?
1309 01:24:51 What do you mean, "don't be afraid"?
1310 01:24:56 [ethereal humming]
1311 01:24:58 [gasps]
1312 01:25:00 Jen?
1313 01:25:02 Jen, where are you?
1314 01:25:05 Wh… what's happening?
1315 01:25:08 [whimpering]
1316 01:25:10 Jen?
1317 01:25:11 [panting]
1318 01:25:13 Hello?
1319 01:25:14 [ethereal music playing]
1320 01:25:17 Jen? Anyone? Je… [whimpering]
1321 01:25:21 Where are you?
1322 01:25:24 [whimpers] Wait!
1323 01:25:27 Uh, don't go!
1324 01:25:29 [panting]
1325 01:25:31 Hello?
1326 01:25:35 [panting]
1327 01:25:40 Hello?
1328 01:25:42 [shrieks] No! No! No!
1329 01:25:46 [whimpering] No, no, no, no!
1330 01:25:48 [grunting, panting]
1331 01:25:51 Oh!
1332 01:25:52 No!
1333 01:25:54 -[exhales, gasps]-[Elias and Jen laughing]
1334 01:25:57 Jen?
1335 01:26:00 [laughing continues]
1336 01:26:10 Stop! Stop! No!
1337 01:26:17 [crying]
1338 01:26:19 No!
1339 01:26:20 [wailing]
1340 01:26:24 [gasps, panting]
1341 01:26:29 Wh…
1342 01:26:30 Elias?
1343 01:26:31 [Elias chuckling]
1344 01:26:34 [panting]
1345 01:26:38 Goodbye, Rosa.
1346 01:26:39 What?
1347 01:26:41 [whimpering]
1348 01:26:43 [ethereal music playing]
1349 01:26:46 -[grunts]-[floorboards creaking]
1350 01:26:50 [shrieks]
1351 01:26:52 [wind whooshing]
1352 01:26:54 [panting, gasping]
1353 01:26:56 -[shrieks]-[water splashing]
1354 01:27:00 [grunts, panting]
1355 01:27:06 Wh…
1356 01:27:08 [panting]
1357 01:27:18 [Jen] Rosa!
1358 01:27:20 Jen?
1359 01:27:21 Jen!
1360 01:27:23 [Cosmos] Come on! Join us, Rosa!
1361 01:27:25 [Rosa] I can't! I can't!
1362 01:27:28 [Jen] Come on, Rosa!
1363 01:27:29 I can't get to you!
1364 01:27:32 Just come back!
1365 01:27:35 Please!
1366 01:27:42 [crying]
1367 01:27:50 [sniffling]
1368 01:27:54 I want to go.
1369 01:27:57 Please.
1370 01:28:00 Let me leave.
1371 01:28:05 [continues crying]
1372 01:28:16 [gasps]
1373 01:28:18 Huh?
1374 01:28:20 [creaking]
1375 01:28:24 [gasps]
1376 01:28:25 [dramatic music building]
1377 01:28:33 [grunting, straining]
1378 01:28:37 [grunting]
1379 01:28:42 [gasps]
1380 01:28:44 [creaking]
1381 01:28:47 [grunting, straining]
1382 01:28:48 [panting]
1383 01:28:54 [rumbling]
1384 01:28:56 [metal cranking]
1385 01:29:04 [gasping]
1386 01:29:05 [panting]
1387 01:29:11 [crackling]
1388 01:29:14 [dramatic music playing]
1389 01:29:19 [whooshing]
1390 01:29:27 [panting]
1391 01:29:32 [panting]
1392 01:29:42 [gasping]
1393 01:29:53 [gasps]
1394 01:29:58 [gasps]
1395 01:29:59 -[Cosmos] You can do it!-[Jen] Come on, Rosa!
1396 01:30:02 Yes! [laughing]
1397 01:30:05 [Elias] Yay, Rosa!
1398 01:30:08 Woo! [chuckling]
1399 01:30:11 -Hi!-[crackling]
1400 01:30:12 Ah! [shrieks]
1401 01:30:20 [creaking]
1402 01:30:26 [panting]
1403 01:30:30 [laughing]
1404 01:30:33 [breathlessly] Okay. Okay.
1405 01:30:36 [sighs]
1406 01:30:46 [sighs]
1407 01:30:55 [laughing]
1408 01:30:59 [exhales]
1409 01:31:15 [dramatic music swells]
1410 01:31:25 [dramatic music fades]
1411 01:31:30 ♪ I ripped out the kitchenI repainted the hall ♪
1412 01:31:35 ♪ But nothing made any difference at all ♪
1413 01:31:39 ♪ This house ♪
1414 01:31:42 ♪ This house is ♪
1415 01:31:46 ♪ I don't know what it is ♪
1416 01:31:49 ♪ I assembled some furniture ♪
1417 01:31:52 ♪ I resembled some furniture ♪
1418 01:31:55 ♪ But following instructionsOnly leads to self-destruction ♪
1419 01:32:01 ♪ This house is ♪
1420 01:32:04 ♪ I don't know what it is ♪
1421 01:32:07 ♪ Among of it ♪
1422 01:32:08 ♪ An early grave ♪
1423 01:32:11 ♪ A poor investment ♪
1424 01:32:13 ♪ Such a big mistake ♪
1425 01:32:16 ♪ This house ♪
1426 01:32:18 ♪ This house is ♪
1427 01:32:21 ♪ I don't know what it is ♪
1428 01:32:25 ♪ But if you're in the marketFor a three-story monstrosity ♪
1429 01:32:29 ♪ This could be your cup of tea ♪
1430 01:32:32 ♪ Your ideal property ♪
1431 01:32:34 ♪ This house ♪
1432 01:32:36 ♪ Oh, this house is ♪
1433 01:32:39 ♪ I don't know what it is ♪
1434 01:32:44 ♪ Sunshine pours through a windowpane ♪
1435 01:32:48 ♪ Highlighting the factThat I'm on my own again ♪
1436 01:32:52 ♪ A home is a placeLove and life can mix ♪
1437 01:32:56 ♪ A house is nothing ♪
1438 01:32:59 ♪ Nothing but a collection of bricks ♪
1439 01:33:08 ♪ This house is nothingBut a collection of bricks ♪
1440 01:33:13 ♪ Nothing ♪
1441 01:33:15 ♪ Nothing ♪
1442 01:33:17 ♪ Nothing but a big collection of bricks ♪
1443 01:33:24 [humming]
1444 01:33:39 [sighs]
1445 01:33:40 ♪ Tear this house down ♪
1446 01:33:42 ♪ Build something else ♪
1447 01:33:45 ♪ Somewhere, someplaceYou could be yourself ♪
1448 01:33:50 ♪ Not this place you pour your life into ♪
1449 01:33:53 ♪ Just to watch it leak away ♪
1450 01:33:57 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1451 01:33:58 [door slams shut]
1452 01:33:59 ♪ What's the differenceBetween a house and a home? ♪
1453 01:34:03 ♪ A home is a place you never feel alone ♪
1454 01:34:07 ♪ But a house ♪
1455 01:34:09 ♪ Oh, a house isJust a collection of bricks ♪
1456 01:34:17 ♪ Sunshine still poursThrough my windowpane ♪
1457 01:34:21 ♪ Highlighting the factI'm on my own again ♪
1458 01:34:26 ♪ A home is a placeLove and life can mix ♪
1459 01:34:30 ♪ A house is nothing ♪
1460 01:34:33 ♪ Nothing but a collection of bricks ♪
1461 01:34:39 [humming]
1462 01:34:42 ♪ Nothing but a big collection of bricks ♪
1463 01:34:47 ♪ One, two, three, four, five, six ♪
1464 01:34:51 ♪ Come look at my massive collection ♪
1465 01:34:55 ♪ Of bricks ♪
1466 01:34:57 ♪ Oh, nothing ♪
1467 01:35:00 ♪ Nothing but a big collection of bricks ♪
1468 01:35:04 ♪ I said, there's nothing ♪
1469 01:35:07 ♪ Nothing ♪
1470 01:35:09 ♪ Nothing but a big collection of bricks ♪
1471 01:35:13 ♪ Ooh! ♪
1472 01:35:14 [humming]
1473 01:35:24 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1474 01:35:28 ♪ Nothing but a big collection of bricks ♪
1475 01:35:32 [door slams shut]
1476 01:35:40 [cymbals rattling]
