雷霆沙赞！众神之怒 Shazam! Fury of the Gods(2023)(CN/EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:09 The lore tells usof a valiant few
2 00:01:11 who stood above the frayand fog.
3 00:01:14 My, what weaponsthey must have wielded.
4 00:01:17 Which brings usto our current exhibit,
5 00:01:19 the mythical staff of the gods.
6 00:01:21 In Homer's tale,
7 00:01:23 the staff was said to harnessthe gift of all gods.
8 00:01:28 Oh.Welcome, proud soldiers.
9 00:01:31 What did I say?
10 00:01:32 Museums are fun.
11 00:01:33 Amusement parks for the brains.
12 00:01:36 - Whoa!- Okay,
13 00:01:38 there's no reason to get pushy.
14 00:01:39 Everyone will get a chanceto see it.
15 00:01:42 Carved from a heartwood
16 00:01:43 not seen in over 2,000 years,
17 00:01:46 the two halvesof this ancient replica
18 00:01:48 were recently discovered in,of all places,
19 00:01:50 a waste processing plantoutside of Philadelphia.
20 00:01:54 So strong, they reportedly broke
21 00:01:55 three trash compactors.
22 00:01:57 Okay, um, friends,that's enough.
23 00:02:00 I'm, I'm sort of the starof the show here...
24 00:02:02 Stop!
25 00:02:04 Stop! Sir!
26 00:02:07 Sir!
27 00:02:10 Hey!
28 00:02:11 Hey, what are you doing?
29 00:02:57 Unleash the chaos.
30 00:03:07 Unleash the chaos.
31 00:03:18 Unleash the chaos.
32 00:03:36 Wait,wait. Move, move, move!
33 00:03:41 No, no!
34 00:03:44 Help me!
35 00:04:06 No!
36 00:04:08 Ladies, please just let me go.
37 00:04:16 Oh, my God! Look out!
38 00:05:01 Turns out museums are fun.
39 00:05:07 Let's have more of it.
40 00:05:09 We can do nothing whilethe staff remains sundered.
41 00:05:12 The champions of this realmoutnumber us.
42 00:05:15 Human champions are still humans
43 00:05:18 and we are gods.
44 00:05:20 Do not underestimatethe judgement of the wizard.
45 00:05:23 To protect the powerof the gods,
46 00:05:25 he will have chosenwith meticulous precision
47 00:05:28 the strongest, most keenlyintelligent champions
48 00:05:32 this realm has ever witnessed.
49 00:05:34 I'm an idiot.
50 00:05:37 I don't deserve these powers,if I'm being honest.
51 00:05:39 Like, what am I evencontributing?
52 00:05:40 There's already a superherowith a red suit,
53 00:05:42 with a lightning bolt on it
54 00:05:43 and I'm fast, but he's faster.
55 00:05:46 Aquaman is literally huge,and he's so manly
56 00:05:49 and Batman is so cool!
57 00:05:51 And I'm just me.
58 00:05:53 And I can't say thisto anyone else,
59 00:05:54 'cause my family looks to meas a leader,
60 00:05:56 but I feel like
61 00:05:58 a fraud.
62 00:05:59 You understand I'm a...
63 00:06:01 pediatrician,
64 00:06:05 right?
65 00:06:06 I mean, yeah, well,you were recommended
66 00:06:08 by another patient,Billy Batson.
67 00:06:10 It doesn't matter.
68 00:06:12 Can you help fix my thoughtsso that
69 00:06:13 they just, like, you know,stop happening?
70 00:06:15 All right, look.
71 00:06:17 And, again, pediatrician,not a psychiatrist,
72 00:06:19 but it sounds to me like
73 00:06:20 you're experiencingimposter syndrome.
74 00:06:23 And often, that originatesfrom trauma early in life,
75 00:06:27 so if you don't mind me asking,
76 00:06:29 how well do you rememberyour childhood?
77 00:06:31 Like it was today.
78 00:06:34 Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
79 00:06:36 I mean, I never met my dad.
80 00:06:37 Uh, my mom abandoned meat a Christmas carnival.
81 00:06:41 I spent a lot of timein the foster system,
82 00:06:42 ran away from 11 homes,
83 00:06:43 got into a lot of fights.
84 00:06:44 Then I was abducted by a wizard
85 00:06:46 who gave me superpowers
86 00:06:47 and then dude just, like,died in front of my face.
87 00:06:49 That's not a small amount.
88 00:06:50 A doctor conjured seven demons
89 00:06:52 and held my whole familyhostage,
90 00:06:53 so we had to rip outone of his eyeballs,
91 00:06:55 and then everybodygot superpowers,
92 00:06:56 but now everyone's kind of,like, doing their own thing
93 00:06:58 and I'm the only one tryingto keep everybody together.
94 00:07:00 Okay, okay.Well, let's just process that.
95 00:07:03 Right?Rejected by your parents,
96 00:07:05 then by the system,
97 00:07:07 and now rejected by a cityyou try to protect.
98 00:07:10 I never said I was rejectedby my city.
99 00:07:13 "Rejected by city."
100 00:07:15 That's the Tribune.Nobody reads the Tribune.
101 00:07:17 - I do.- Anyway, okay, well, um...
102 00:07:20 I, uh, appreciate your help,but I got some real problems.
103 00:07:22 There's this terrorist hostagesituation going on, so...
104 00:07:27 - Hostage situation?- Yeah.
105 00:07:38 I suck balls at this.
106 00:07:42 Why do we always haveto play war games?
107 00:07:43 Hey, it's practicefor our other job.
108 00:07:45 I'm serious.
109 00:07:47 Military strategy,multiple team members,
110 00:07:49 each with a special skillset
111 00:07:51 unleashed againstan unknown enemy.
112 00:07:53 I know how it sounds,
113 00:07:55 but the house keeps gettingstruck by lightning, Leo.
114 00:07:57 I'm telling you.
115 00:07:59 Besides, you're the onealways talking about teamwork.
116 00:08:00 But we don't need guns!
117 00:08:03 Darla?
118 00:08:05 This is it.This is big time.
119 00:08:06 - We are the guns.- Darla!
120 00:08:09 Why were there Skittlesin my pockets?
121 00:08:10 It was supposedto be a surprise.
122 00:08:12 It was.
123 00:08:14 Hmm, she's very moody lately.
124 00:08:16 Why do you thinkI put Skittles in her pocket?
125 00:08:18 - Oh.- Whoo! Ole.
126 00:08:20 Is this an army of unicorns
127 00:08:21 - killing Genghis Khan?- Yes.
128 00:08:23 Unicorns aren't real.
129 00:08:25 It's called speculativehistory, Eugene. Look it up.
130 00:08:27 Billy, you can't just leave.
131 00:08:28 Your guy's gonna die!
132 00:08:30 Whoo!
133 00:08:34 - See?- Yes.
134 00:08:35 I told you you would get into it
135 00:08:37 if you gave it a chance.
136 00:08:38 Yeah, I'm really startingto see the appeal.
137 00:08:43 What's going on?
138 00:08:53 Dude, what are you doing?
139 00:08:54 Possible 10-99 in progress.
140 00:08:56 Multiple reports of crackingon roadway.
141 00:08:58 Fraying suspension cables.
142 00:08:59 All unitsto the Ben Franklin Bridge.
143 00:09:02 Yeah.It's crazy music, Freddy.
144 00:09:04 It is, isn't it?Very urgent melody to it.
145 00:09:06 We should see it performed live.
146 00:09:07 I was thinking the same thing.
147 00:09:09 I feel like we can get ticketsto that concert.
148 00:09:10 Two. Maybe not six.
149 00:09:12 All or none. That's the rule.
150 00:09:14 Yet I'm still gonnawalk backwards now.
151 00:09:17 So, now's your lastand final chance.
152 00:09:20 Billy Batson, come with me.
153 00:09:22 No, no, no!
154 00:09:23 Man, it sure is a beautifulday in Philadelphia!
155 00:09:26 Is it though?
156 00:09:29 - Almost finished.- Again?
157 00:09:31 - Okay.- This better be good.
158 00:09:35 Whoa, whoa!Where's everyone going?
159 00:09:38 Um...
160 00:09:39 To fight crime?
161 00:09:42 - Okay.- Bye, Mom.
162 00:09:45 Bye, Mom.
163 00:09:46 - Bye.- Bye, Rosa.
164 00:09:51 Give it time.
165 00:10:00 You guys ready?
166 00:10:03 Shazam!
167 00:10:29 Oh, my God.
168 00:10:32 It's gonna break!
169 00:10:36 Run!
170 00:10:50 ♪ I need a hero ♪
171 00:10:52 ♪ I'm holding out for a heroTill the end of the night ♪
172 00:10:56 ♪ He's... ♪
173 00:11:44 No, no, no.
174 00:11:53 No way, shut up!Did I just save you
175 00:11:55 while you were listeningto this song?
176 00:11:59 No! I got you, I got you.
177 00:12:14 No need to panic.Captain Everypower is here.
178 00:12:17 Oh.
179 00:12:23 I'm just kidding,it's real easy.
180 00:12:35 Hi!
181 00:12:38 Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
182 00:12:40 Oh! They're so cute!
183 00:12:47 Did she just leave us?
184 00:12:49 Okay, let's go.
185 00:13:34 - Okay.- No, no, no, I got ya!
186 00:13:36 That's my sidekick.Captain Everypower Junior.
187 00:13:40 Hey! Junior?
188 00:13:42 You're gonnawanna hold on tight.
189 00:14:04 Everyone's safe.
190 00:14:06 Awesome job, Mary.
191 00:14:07 Circle up, fam!
192 00:14:15 All right, here's the situation.
193 00:14:17 We have one more job to do
194 00:14:20 and that's to keep this bridgefrom collapsing.
195 00:14:24 The Ben FranklinBridge has collapsed.
196 00:14:26 Fortunately, there areno casualties.
197 00:14:28 Thanks in partto our local heroes,
198 00:14:30 one with me now.
199 00:14:31 It's great to be here, Nancy.
200 00:14:33 What can I say?It's all in a day's work.
201 00:14:36 Right. Well, how do you feelabout being dubbed
202 00:14:38 the Philadelphia Fiascoes?
203 00:14:40 Given that that's notan official title,
204 00:14:42 we feel nothing about it.That is not our name.
205 00:14:44 Right, butthe important thing is...
206 00:14:45 What is wrong with these people?
207 00:14:49 Have you ever no...
208 00:14:51 I'm gonna go check on the kids.
209 00:14:53 Yeah, you should.God only knows what they're up to.
210 00:14:55 Probably drugs, right?Probably taking selfies
211 00:14:57 while vaping on TikTok.
212 00:14:58 Oh.
213 00:15:03 Is that a kitten?
214 00:15:05 No.
215 00:15:34 I'm gonna name you Tawny.
216 00:15:50 "Destroy bridge"?What?
217 00:15:53 Not saving is differentthan breaking. Am I wrong?
218 00:15:56 Am I wrong about this? Also,we saved countless lives.
219 00:15:59 A hundred sixty-two.It's countable.
220 00:16:02 Emotionally countless,
221 00:16:04 Mary.
222 00:16:06 Where's Eugene?
223 00:16:08 Where he always is.
224 00:16:09 Mapping out the Room of Doors.
225 00:16:16 Eugene!
226 00:16:17 Hey, buddy! Where you at?
227 00:16:22 Hey, Eugene.
228 00:16:26 Hello? We have a meeting,Eugene.
229 00:16:35 Oh.
230 00:16:39 You're late.
231 00:16:41 Do not go in there.
232 00:16:45 All right, fam-jam,let's jump in.
233 00:16:50 All right, big day,
234 00:16:52 big bridge,kind of a couple blunders, right?
235 00:16:55 But we're gonna meditateon those mistakes right now.
236 00:16:59 Mary?
237 00:17:02 Organic chem is my meditation.
238 00:17:05 Said nobody with friends ever,really.
239 00:17:07 In point of fact,I'd have friends
240 00:17:10 if I had gone to college.
241 00:17:11 In point of factis exactly the kind of
242 00:17:13 smart thing that a smart person
243 00:17:14 who doesn't needto go to college says.
244 00:17:16 So,
245 00:17:17 let's go back to the tape.
246 00:17:19 Now, guys, as you can see,
247 00:17:21 we started off real, real,real, real strong, right?
248 00:17:23 Right up top, all thatcohesiveness, energy,
249 00:17:26 terrific!
250 00:17:28 Oh, sorry, Coach.Gotta fly IRL.
251 00:17:31 No, no, no, I'm not donewith the presentation.
252 00:17:32 I know. And I lovethese daily recaps.
253 00:17:34 I just gotta spread my wingsa bit before dinner.
254 00:17:36 - It helps keep me loose!- Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
255 00:17:39 We'll go have a group hangin the air. That sounds great.
256 00:17:40 I gotta test this slimefor toxicity
257 00:17:42 'cause I'm starting to...tingle.
258 00:17:44 Oh. The, uh, Phillies gamejust came on
259 00:17:47 so I'm gonna go aheadand, uh, watch baseball.
260 00:17:50 It's right that I giveTawny back.
261 00:17:54 Oh, come on!What is happening?
262 00:17:55 What is happening right now?All or none, guys!
263 00:17:58 If you say you have to work...
264 00:17:59 I have to work.
265 00:18:00 Why do you even have a job?
266 00:18:03 Wonder Woman doesn't have a job!
267 00:18:04 - Stop.- No, seriously.
268 00:18:05 Do you think she wearsa ponytail and glasses
269 00:18:07 and, like, nobody recognizes her
270 00:18:08 and she's, like, an accountantor something?
271 00:18:10 Just stop.You are holding on too tight.
272 00:18:12 Just 'cause Freddy wantsto fly solo for ten minutes
273 00:18:15 doesn't mean he's gonnaleave you like your mom.
274 00:18:17 Or me wanting to go to college
275 00:18:19 means I'm abandoning the family.
276 00:18:21 Oh. Okay, cool,
277 00:18:22 it's about college again.I totally get it.
278 00:18:24 Yeah.
279 00:18:26 Do you really not see yourself?
280 00:18:34 You turn 18 in five months.
281 00:18:36 They're not gonna kick me out.They didn't kick you out.
282 00:18:38 Victor and Rosa are saints,yes, but you're about to age out
283 00:18:41 of the foster systemjust like I did.
284 00:18:43 Yeah, I get it.I know how it works, okay?
285 00:18:46 Do you?
286 00:18:48 Victor and Rosacan barely pay rent.
287 00:18:51 And the state no longer sendschecks to feed or house me
288 00:18:54 and soon there will beno checks for you.
289 00:18:57 I don't care if Wonder Womanhas a job.
290 00:19:00 I want to contribute.
291 00:19:02 At some point, Billy, like
292 00:19:04 everyone on Earth,we have to get a job or...
293 00:19:07 leave home.
294 00:19:14 Nothing lasts forever.
295 00:19:24 I mean, it's literally calledthe Rock of Eternity.
296 00:19:31 So, clearly, some thingsdo last forever.
297 00:20:09 Leave me to die.
298 00:20:12 Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
299 00:20:26 Magic.
300 00:20:27 Impossible.
301 00:20:29 This realm was sealed offfrom magic.
302 00:20:31 Yes. After you ripped itfrom our father's very core.
303 00:20:36 From every god in this realm.
304 00:20:39 From me.
305 00:20:43 Do you not rememberwhat you took?
306 00:20:45 What my particular power was?
307 00:20:48 The power of elements.
308 00:20:51 No. I cast a barrierto prevent your kind
309 00:20:55 from entering the human realm.
310 00:20:57 The only way that barriercould be removed is if...
311 00:20:59 Someone broke this?
312 00:21:02 How did...
313 00:21:04 Where is the Champion?
314 00:21:05 It was your hands that forgedthis staff for our father
315 00:21:08 and yours that will mend it.
316 00:21:10 I told youI would die before I help you.
317 00:21:32 Now, say the word.
318 00:21:35 Never. Never!
319 00:21:37 Never say never.
320 00:21:46 Say the word.
321 00:21:56 Say the word. Say the word.
322 00:21:58 Shazam!
323 00:22:31 Now we get to have our fun.
324 00:22:34 Fun is for children, dear.We are at war.
325 00:22:57 - Oh, my gosh.- Oh, my goodness.
326 00:22:59 - I am so sorry!- I'm so sorry!
327 00:23:00 No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
328 00:23:01 No, it's totally my fault.Are you okay?
329 00:23:02 - I'm okay, yeah.- Okay, yeah.
330 00:23:03 - I'm always okay.- Good.
331 00:23:05 Uh, actually, do you...do you know where this is?
332 00:23:08 Miss Saunders!
333 00:23:10 Yeah, absolutely
334 00:23:12 is what I meant to say.Voice crack. It's weird.
335 00:23:13 Oh, no, no worries. If itmakes you feel any better
336 00:23:15 it's nothing comparedto the amount
337 00:23:16 that you're blushing right now.
338 00:23:18 Oh, I blush when I'm confident.
339 00:23:19 There she is.
340 00:23:21 - Hey.- New girl. First period.
341 00:23:23 - Yeah.- I'm Brett. This is Burke.
342 00:23:25 Listen, if you need anythingat all,
343 00:23:27 we're your guys. We got it.
344 00:23:29 Brett and Burke Breyer.
345 00:23:31 They got it all. I mean, what is it,narcissistic personality disorder,
346 00:23:32 chlamydia, they got it.
347 00:23:34 Plenty of it to go around, too.
348 00:23:36 This is Thundercrack'sMake-A-Wish kid.
349 00:23:39 Fanboy here thinkshe's a big boy now.
350 00:23:41 Yeah, he doesn't knowwhere he belongs.
351 00:23:42 Sure I do. I don't belongin that trash can.
352 00:23:44 'Cause that's... I'll smelllike human garbage,
353 00:23:46 do you realize that?And that's your brand, guys!
354 00:23:49 Down goes Freeman.
355 00:23:51 Hey, hey! Look!
356 00:23:53 - Now I'm a superhero.- Nice!
357 00:23:58 What is this thing doing here?
358 00:24:00 Janitors.
359 00:24:02 Get up, man.What are you doin'?
360 00:24:03 Come on.
361 00:24:04 You're gonna wantto get this fixed, huh?
362 00:24:06 Yeah, that's probablywhy you fell.
363 00:24:08 Yeah.Bye, new girl.
364 00:24:09 Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle.
365 00:24:11 Don't sweat it. That trash can
366 00:24:12 was like a second home to mewhen I went here.
367 00:24:16 Hey.
368 00:24:18 You knew those guyswere gonna hit you,
369 00:24:19 but you stepped in anyway.
370 00:24:21 You know something?That's how I amuse myself.
371 00:24:24 The funnier I am,
372 00:24:25 the more I get punched.
373 00:24:29 Well, it made me laugh.
374 00:24:31 So...
375 00:24:37 Hero.
376 00:24:42 You gonna walk me to class,or what?
377 00:24:45 Why would I...Walk you to class? No.
378 00:24:46 Why would I wanna do that?Yes!
379 00:24:48 Thanks.
380 00:24:50 So, from the top.
381 00:24:52 What is Thundercrack'sMake-A-Wish kid?
382 00:24:55 Yeah. Um, it's real insidebaseball, but basically,
383 00:24:59 a while ago I happenedto have some lunch
384 00:25:02 in the cafeteriawith a few superheroes.
385 00:25:04 Wait, the kid who's friendswith superheroes.
386 00:25:07 - That was you?- Yeah.
387 00:25:08 And they're still dicks to you?
388 00:25:10 Sadly, just 'causeyou know someone cool,
389 00:25:12 doesn't really necessarilymake you cool.
390 00:25:14 You seem pretty cool to me.
391 00:25:18 Freddy!
392 00:25:21 Is my name.
393 00:25:23 Sorry, that was weirdand loud. I'm Freddy,
394 00:25:25 he said in a normal voice.
395 00:25:27 I'm Anne.
396 00:25:30 Anne.
397 00:25:33 - Nice!- Bullseye.
398 00:25:34 Hey, you gotta fixthat crutch, bro!
399 00:25:37 What?
400 00:26:14 Good, little one.Well done.
401 00:26:18 Now go find me the oneresponsible for this.
402 00:26:38 Wow. Um...
403 00:26:40 I'm flatteredthat you feel this way.
404 00:26:43 Truly, I mean, you know, like,look at all this, you know...
405 00:26:46 Romantic setting
406 00:26:48 and fancy champagne,big plates, tiny food.
407 00:26:51 I mean, you went all out.
408 00:26:53 I love that, I, I, I, I do.
409 00:26:56 I'm just not sure
410 00:26:57 that I'm really readyto commit right now, you know.
411 00:26:59 Wait, wait, wait.No, this isn't about you.
412 00:27:02 I promise this isnot about you. Okay? Look...
413 00:27:06 I know the whole world wantsto see this happen.
414 00:27:08 You and me.
415 00:27:10 The dynamic duo.The hottie goddies.
416 00:27:14 She-zam.
417 00:27:17 I guess I'm just afraidthat I'm...
418 00:27:19 gonna let 'em all down.You know?
419 00:27:23 That I'm gonna let you down.
420 00:27:29 You know what?Screw it. Let's try.
421 00:27:31 Let's try this crazy thing.
422 00:27:34 Maybe we'll, uh...
423 00:27:37 seal it with a kiss?
424 00:27:53 Billy Batson!
425 00:27:54 You are a fool of a champion.
426 00:27:57 What the hell...What the hell is going on?
427 00:27:59 What happenedto her beautiful face?
428 00:28:00 Also, aren't you,like, dead-ass dead?
429 00:28:02 I bring a warningfrom beyond your realm.
430 00:28:04 The daughters of Atlasare coming for you.
431 00:28:06 Daughters of Atlas?
432 00:28:07 They're coming to unmakeyour world
433 00:28:09 and torture mankindfor all eternity
434 00:28:12 - in the Pit of Endless Agony.- Okay, I feel like maybe
435 00:28:14 I should be writingall this down.
436 00:28:16 - Quiet!- Okay, okay.
437 00:28:17 You don't know what you've done.
438 00:28:19 I regret ever choosing you.
439 00:28:21 Because of you,
440 00:28:23 the barrier between the worldhas been brought down.
441 00:28:25 They will be huntingfor you now.
442 00:28:26 Hunting your family.
443 00:28:30 Hmm?
444 00:28:32 Oh, they're coming.Listen to me, Billy.
445 00:28:35 The fate of your worlddepends on it.
446 00:28:37 One thing you absolutelymust not allow
447 00:28:39 the daughters of Atlasto do is...
448 00:29:02 Hey, Freddy?
449 00:29:15 Nope, over it.Done it.
450 00:29:18 Check fraud? What,are you kidding me?
451 00:29:22 Armored car heist?
452 00:29:23 I think I got that in the bag.
453 00:29:28 Shazam!
454 00:29:35 Whoo!
455 00:29:40 Bon appetit.
456 00:29:42 Hi.
457 00:29:44 - Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.- Hi.
458 00:29:46 Um, you wanna show me
459 00:29:48 where you were sittingwhen it happened?
460 00:29:52 Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.
461 00:29:53 - Yeah. Follow me.- Okay, yeah.
462 00:29:55 So, basically,it's a table down at the end.
463 00:30:01 So I was sitting, yeah...
464 00:30:03 Basically, I was sittingright here, and he was sitting
465 00:30:06 right there.
466 00:30:07 - Here?- Right there, yeah.
467 00:30:10 Oh, sorry.Overbearing brother.
468 00:30:12 Oh, I have one of those.Uh, a sister.
469 00:30:14 Always has to know where I am.
470 00:30:15 Right.
471 00:30:16 I feel that, clearly.
472 00:30:18 Always thinks she knowsbetter, too.
473 00:30:19 Even when it's beenfactually proven otherwise?
474 00:30:21 Exactly. And it's notthat I don't love her.
475 00:30:23 No, of course. It'd just benice not to have someone...
476 00:30:25 Constantly breathingdown your neck.
477 00:30:27 - From the moment you wake up!- 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
478 00:30:29 No! I'm a month younger,one month exactly.
479 00:30:31 And do we have to doevery single thing together?
480 00:30:33 No!
481 00:30:37 Oh! Billy! What...
482 00:30:39 What a coinkidink! Um...
483 00:30:41 I was just tellingmy friend Anne
484 00:30:43 - what a great guy you are.- We need to talk.
485 00:30:46 We need to talk.This guy loves to talk.
486 00:30:47 - He's a great talker.- Freddy.
487 00:30:49 I have to talk to him.I'll be right back. -Okay.
488 00:30:53 Wait, didn't you tell usthe wizard disintegrated?
489 00:30:55 The skin peeled off his face.
490 00:30:57 He turned into a literalpile of ash.
491 00:30:59 - Yeah, seems definitive.- I dunno.
492 00:31:01 Yeah. Except nowhe's in my dreams
493 00:31:04 and, Freddy, he's tryingto give me a message.
494 00:31:06 Could beastral projection powers.
495 00:31:07 - What's that?- Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you
496 00:31:10 - from the great beyond?- That's it, I'm calling
497 00:31:11 an emergency meetingafter school.
498 00:31:13 - I want you there.- Where else am I gonna go?
499 00:31:15 - What?- Dude.
500 00:31:18 Okay, first of all,I didn't explode it!
501 00:31:21 All right? It was alreadylike that and, and, and...
502 00:31:22 What is that, the Tribune?It's fake news!
503 00:31:24 Freddy, we only have one rule.
504 00:31:25 All or none.
505 00:31:27 And it's a stupid rule,by the way.
506 00:31:28 I have a girl talkingto me, Billy.
507 00:31:30 A girl. For the first timein my life!
508 00:31:32 And I probably don't havea shot in hell with this girl,
509 00:31:34 but I'll never find out
510 00:31:35 if you keep trying to controleverything I wanna do!
511 00:31:37 Just be at the Rock, Freddy.
512 00:31:38 Okay. Mmm.
513 00:31:41 By the way, uh,she has a sister.
514 00:31:43 Total control freak.
515 00:31:45 I think you guyswould get along.
516 00:31:46 Think you'd love her, actually.
517 00:31:48 Look, look, look. Fam,
518 00:31:50 I know it sounds crazy.
519 00:31:51 And, and obviously I don't know
520 00:31:53 exactly what this all means
521 00:31:55 but, but he was super aggro
522 00:31:56 and super loud and he wastrying to warn us, I think.
523 00:31:58 He was yelling about all this
524 00:32:00 wizard-y mumbo-jumboabout realms and stuff.
525 00:32:02 Do you have to talk so loud?
526 00:32:04 Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is notthat loud.
527 00:32:06 I think this isa perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.
528 00:32:09 What is the deal?Are you okay?
529 00:32:10 - Yeah.- Why do you have sunglasses on?
530 00:32:14 Did you go to the eye doctorthis morning?
531 00:32:17 I dunno, it looks to me likeMary did go to the eye doctor,
532 00:32:19 but it was last night,and she had a lot of fun.
533 00:32:22 In point of fact,I did have a great time.
534 00:32:25 I met other people my ageand I enjoyed myself.
535 00:32:28 You made friendsat the eye doctor?
536 00:32:31 No, she...
537 00:32:32 Yeah, can we get back on track?
538 00:32:34 Listen, he's yelling at me
539 00:32:35 and he's saying the daughtersof Atlas
540 00:32:37 are coming to hunt us.
541 00:32:39 So, check out what I found.
542 00:32:41 "The daughters of Atlasare the offspring
543 00:32:42 of the Titan Atlas..."
544 00:32:44 which is obvious,
545 00:32:45 but also Nyx, the Goddessof Night and Death.
546 00:32:49 Well, good thingscan happen at night.
547 00:32:52 And death.
548 00:32:53 Let me see this.
549 00:33:00 "The daughtersguard the mythic Tree of Life
550 00:33:03 which grows golden applesthat contain the seeds of life
551 00:33:07 which gave birth to their realm
552 00:33:09 protected by a...
553 00:33:11 - dragon."- Hey, now.
554 00:33:14 And I am suddenly here for this.
555 00:33:15 I know, right?
556 00:33:16 'Cause, like, on one hand,totally terrifying.
557 00:33:18 - On the other hand, dragon!- Dragon!
558 00:33:20 Mary. What are we doin'?
559 00:33:21 I don't know, man.This is your meeting.
560 00:33:24 Right, yes, fine, but we allneed to be on the same page
561 00:33:27 and, and, and look,
562 00:33:28 I often think that you thinkbetter than me.
563 00:33:31 The wizard did not exactly giveme a tutorial here, guys, okay?
564 00:33:35 Like, I don't knowhow a lot of this stuff works.
565 00:33:37 That, that room of doors,or that violin
566 00:33:39 that is, like, constantly burningwhich is super weird but also
567 00:33:42 definitely keepsthe lair cozy, right?
568 00:33:43 He didn't even tell memy superhero name.
569 00:33:46 And it's not likeI'm not tryin'.
570 00:33:49 But I really,really need your help.
571 00:33:52 Uh, I might know somebodythat can help.
572 00:34:01 Shut up. That lights up?
573 00:34:05 Shut up.
574 00:34:40 So, I'm mapping outthe entire lair
575 00:34:42 and you withhold this?
576 00:34:44 And you have reallybeen holding out on us.
577 00:34:45 Jeez Louise, dude.
578 00:34:48 - Whoa!- "Whoa" what?
579 00:34:50 - "Whoa" what?- Look!
580 00:34:52 Hey, Steve.
581 00:34:55 What?You call the pen "Steve"?
582 00:34:57 Yeah, I thought he lookedlike a "Steve."
583 00:34:59 He totallylooks like a "Steve."
584 00:35:02 "'Crime and Punishment, 'a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah.
585 00:35:06 Pedro.
586 00:35:08 - Dude, that's cheating.- I mean, he knows everything.
587 00:35:11 - Hmm.- Seriously. Ask him.
588 00:35:14 You can just ask him stuff?
589 00:35:15 - Pretty much.- Slick. Okay, cool.
590 00:35:17 Steve, we're lookingfor information
591 00:35:19 about the daughters of Atlas.
592 00:35:21 Can you please help uswith that?
593 00:35:31 - These are book titles.- Okay.
594 00:35:33 Let's just all pick a book,or something.
595 00:35:34 Where's Freddy?I mean, obscure mythology?
596 00:35:37 Definitely his thing.
597 00:35:39 I'm not even sure Freddy knowswhat his thing is anymore.
598 00:35:47 You know I've actually never,never been up here.
599 00:35:49 Don't lie.This is where you hang out
600 00:35:52 with your superhero friends,isn't it?
601 00:35:54 No, actually, why would they ever haveto... Why would they ever come here?
602 00:35:56 I mean they have, yes,they've driven by...
603 00:35:58 Do you actually know those guys?
604 00:36:00 Or is this likea "Canadian girlfriend" situation?
605 00:36:03 Oh, you mean Collette?Well, she and I
606 00:36:04 aren't really exclusive,as of now.
607 00:36:09 Do you wanna meet one of them?
608 00:36:11 Meet, like how?
609 00:36:12 Like, face-to-face, right now.
610 00:36:15 I'm gonna take that as a yes.
611 00:36:16 And today is your lucky day,
612 00:36:18 because I'm gonna callthe hot one.
613 00:36:20 Her?
614 00:36:22 - No, the male hot one.- Him?
615 00:36:25 What? Him?
616 00:36:26 Look, I mean, it's allsubjective, right? But, um...
617 00:36:28 Captain Everypower usuallytops most online polls
618 00:36:30 so... It's no big deal.
619 00:36:32 Is this a joke, Freddy?
620 00:36:34 'Cause I didn't meanto make you actually prove it, really.
621 00:36:40 No, it's not a joke.And I'm gonna
622 00:36:42 call him right now.I'm gonna call him right now.
623 00:36:44 So, don't move.So, stay right there.
624 00:36:47 Hey, Captain Everypower.What's goin' on?
625 00:36:49 It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
626 00:36:52 Remember that timeI saved your life?
627 00:36:53 No, no, no, the other time.
628 00:36:54 Yeah.
629 00:36:56 Well, I'm calling in that favor.
630 00:37:07 You must be Anne.
631 00:37:09 Oh, my God.
632 00:37:13 Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
633 00:37:15 I am, actually. Yeah.How are you...
634 00:37:21 You know, I may bethe one with the superpowers,
635 00:37:24 but that kid,
636 00:37:25 he's the real hero.
637 00:37:26 Yeah. I mean, honestly,
638 00:37:28 I've never met anyone like him.
639 00:37:30 He's... genuine
640 00:37:33 and warm and funny.
641 00:37:35 - That's a lot of nice things.- Yeah.
642 00:37:39 How did you two meet?
643 00:37:40 Comic Con.
644 00:37:41 - What's Comic Con?- What?
645 00:37:43 According to this,
646 00:37:45 gods considered humans servants,
647 00:37:47 toys to be played with,
648 00:37:49 children to be punished.
649 00:37:52 Thanks, Steve.
650 00:37:54 Until the rebellion whenthe humans turned on the gods.
651 00:37:57 I'm reading about thatright now.
652 00:37:58 So, apparently, all of this
653 00:38:00 revolves arounda powerful weapon.
654 00:38:02 So Atlas, uh, the father
655 00:38:04 of the daughters of Atlas,obviously, yeah,
656 00:38:06 he crafted a quarterstafffrom the Tree of Life
657 00:38:08 and he used that staff togive powers to certain deities
658 00:38:11 but also to take powers awayfrom others.
659 00:38:14 So, the staff's where Atlasstored all supernatural power.
660 00:38:17 Yes, exactly. It's like a,a battery for magic.
661 00:38:21 But when things got bad,
662 00:38:23 a council of human wizardsgot together and they
663 00:38:26 stole the staff from Atlas.
664 00:38:27 And they used that to takehis powers away.
665 00:38:29 And once they had his magicthey went after other gods...
666 00:38:31 Guys, that's the wizard!I know this guy,
667 00:38:32 this is the wizard that I know!
668 00:38:34 What do these say?
669 00:38:41 "The Wisdom of Solomon,
670 00:38:42 Strength of Hercules,Stamina of Atlas,
671 00:38:44 Power of Zeus,Courage of Achilles,
672 00:38:45 Speed of Mercury." These arethe powers they stole.
673 00:38:49 No.
674 00:38:52 Whoa, guys, look!
675 00:38:53 This is what the name means.
676 00:38:55 Which is way coolerthan what I thought it was,
677 00:38:56 which is just a bunchof hot garbage, so.
678 00:38:58 If I may point out oneof the powers that may be possibly MIA.
679 00:39:02 Boop.
680 00:39:03 I'm sorry,
681 00:39:04 are you very unsubtly implying
682 00:39:06 that I somehow lackthe wisdom of
683 00:39:09 - Solo Man?- Yeah.
684 00:39:12 Well, maybe it comes later.
685 00:39:14 I mean you do usually ask Marywhat to do.
686 00:39:16 - I'm just saying.- Yeah.
687 00:39:17 This is very, very hurtful.
688 00:39:18 I just want you allto know that.
689 00:39:19 And it's pronounced "Solomon."
690 00:39:21 Oh.
691 00:39:22 What else have we learned, fam?
692 00:39:24 Well, once the staff containedthe powers of the gods,
693 00:39:28 the wizards apparentlyencased the God Realm in some
694 00:39:33 magical sphere
695 00:39:35 sealing it away forever.
696 00:39:37 Cut off from magic.
697 00:39:39 Oh, so that's whatthat was about.
698 00:39:41 Yeah, I don't think thatthey are so cut off anymore.
699 00:39:46 A bizarre and gruesome sceneunfolded
700 00:39:49 in Athens, Greece this morning.
701 00:39:50 Two women dressed in whatappears to be ancient Greek...
702 00:39:53 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard'sstaff. How did they get that?
703 00:39:55 So, all those statuesused to be people.
704 00:39:56 I'm wondering, how didthe staff end up in Europe,
705 00:40:00 where Greece is at?
706 00:40:03 Oh, gee-whiz, mister,sorry I took your cane.
707 00:40:07 You want it back?
708 00:40:12 I mean, I did break it in halfand then throw it away.
709 00:40:14 So, that's probablywhere the journey started.
710 00:40:16 - You know?- What?
711 00:40:17 What do you mean,"What?" What?
712 00:40:19 - You just left it there?- We were all there.
713 00:40:20 Guys, I had a staff.I gave you all superpowers.
714 00:40:23 You're welcome, by the way.
715 00:40:24 And then I had to break itin half so Sivana didn't do
716 00:40:26 super bad-guy stuff with it,okay?
717 00:40:28 You broke the staff,
718 00:40:29 meaning you broke the barrierbetween worlds.
719 00:40:31 Which we now know.
720 00:40:33 We also now knowwhat they look like,
721 00:40:35 so when they come to hunt us,we'll see those two
722 00:40:36 - coming a...- Three.
723 00:40:37 What?
724 00:40:40 Atlas had three daughters.
725 00:40:42 Kalypso, Hespera,
726 00:40:45 Anthea.
727 00:40:46 Anne... thea.
728 00:40:51 You know, I'm notjust a superhero.
729 00:40:55 I'm a super listener.
730 00:40:57 And...
731 00:40:59 I sense...
732 00:41:01 that you may have feelingsfor Freddy.
733 00:41:04 Just wanna knowwhen he's coming back.
734 00:41:07 Don't want him to get hurt.
735 00:41:08 Oh, well, Anne...I mean, we can't choose
736 00:41:11 the people we fall for.
737 00:41:13 What?
738 00:41:15 I'm not talking about that.
739 00:41:16 If he shows up now,he's in serious danger.
740 00:41:19 Whoa! Look who you're with.
741 00:41:21 What could possiblybe dangerous?
742 00:41:23 Us.
743 00:41:26 Okay.
744 00:41:28 I see how it is.
745 00:41:30 Let's dance.
746 00:41:34 Oh, my God.
747 00:41:35 Freddy?
748 00:41:37 Ow!
749 00:41:38 Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
750 00:41:39 I never meantfor you to get hurt.
751 00:41:41 Oh, I'm not the onewho's gonna get hurt.
752 00:41:44 Shazam!
753 00:41:46 Shazam!
754 00:41:48 Shazam.
755 00:41:50 - What's going on up here?- Mis...
756 00:41:52 Freddy, are you all right?
757 00:41:53 Get back inside.Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle.
758 00:41:54 I'm okay. Go back inside.
759 00:41:57 Who are you?Do you have kids here?
760 00:41:58 What are you doing?Don't hurt him.
761 00:41:59 I won't touch him.You have my word.
762 00:42:13 Mr. G. Wha...
763 00:42:14 What did she say?What are you doing?
764 00:42:17 What are you doing?
765 00:42:19 What are you...no, no, no!
766 00:42:20 Stop, stop, stop! Wait,wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!
767 00:42:22 Wait, no, no, no!
768 00:42:29 I forgot how easily they burst.
769 00:42:31 Why would you do that?
770 00:42:33 Like grapes.
771 00:42:38 What the... Huh?
772 00:42:51 Now, child, tell us whereto find the others.
773 00:42:54 No need.
774 00:43:01 Clip his wings, Anthea.
775 00:43:31 Ow.
776 00:43:38 Wait.
777 00:43:41 There are more.
778 00:43:48 - Perfect. We take them all.- No.
779 00:43:51 That's not why we're here.
780 00:43:53 We're here for the seedof life. Yield, sister.
781 00:43:55 We stick to the plan we have.
782 00:43:57 Father would never yield.
783 00:43:58 And Father is dead.
784 00:44:00 Now, you know your place,sister.
785 00:44:02 Or I will show it to you.
786 00:44:06 We do this our way, not theirs.
787 00:44:16 Make one move...
788 00:44:22 and I will snapthis child's neck.
789 00:44:53 Oh, Freddy.
790 00:45:00 Billy, no!
791 00:45:37 Billy, stay back!
792 00:45:39 They're using the staffto take our powers.
793 00:45:49 What? What?
794 00:46:07 Sorry!
795 00:46:11 I'm sorry,
796 00:46:12 I'm sorry, just,just save yourself.
797 00:46:14 No, no, all or none.We stick together.
798 00:46:17 And that you willbecause you cannot leave.
799 00:46:19 Let's see how you like beingsealed off in a dying world.
800 00:46:24 No!
801 00:46:26 No!
802 00:46:27 Freddy!
803 00:46:36 FromCity Line Avenue in the north
804 00:46:38 to the western shoreof the Schuylkill River
805 00:46:40 to Cobbs Creek.
806 00:46:41 The unidentified barrier appears
807 00:46:43 to be in the shape of a dome
808 00:46:45 with no one allowedinto the city or out
809 00:46:48 with some suggestingthis strange magical element
810 00:46:52 may be the doing, or undoing,of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.
811 00:47:16 - Holy sh...- Shh!
812 00:47:17 I'm trying to sleep.
813 00:47:21 It is the only escapefrom the tortures here.
814 00:47:23 Okay. Bleak.
815 00:47:27 Wait a second.
816 00:47:29 Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
817 00:47:31 You're the wizard.You're the wizard! Oh, my...
818 00:47:34 You're back! Billy told meall about you.
819 00:47:35 Billy? You know Billy Batson?
820 00:47:37 Billy Batson. Yeah,he's my best friend.
821 00:47:39 I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,Captain Everypower.
822 00:47:41 Well, used to be.It's complicated now.
823 00:47:43 She... It's complicated.
824 00:47:45 That halfwit Billygave you the powers of Shazam?
825 00:47:47 Yeah, he did. And he saidthat you turned into ash, but, but didn't?
826 00:47:52 Once I gave him the power,
827 00:47:54 I could no longer remainin my realm.
828 00:47:56 But death would havebeen a luxury
829 00:47:58 compared to being trappedin this cell
830 00:48:00 with the knowledgeof my failure, and with you.
831 00:48:02 Mostly with you.
832 00:48:04 A little more sarcasticthan Billy said,
833 00:48:05 but, hey, all good.
834 00:48:07 - Let's just get out of here.- "Let's just get out of here."
835 00:48:09 Yeah, sure.
836 00:48:10 I sound nothing like that,but okay.
837 00:48:12 Here's what we've got, um...
838 00:48:14 A cranky wizardwith a cynical streak
839 00:48:16 and a precocious young man with anencyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.
840 00:48:19 There is no way these sistersare keeping us in here.
841 00:48:23 These prison bars,they're probably enchanted!
842 00:48:25 - What spells do you know?- Please, stop talking.
843 00:48:28 How about an arcane focus?
844 00:48:29 I don't even know what that is.
845 00:48:32 Fine, then let's make a potion.
846 00:48:34 Like a potion of, um, giantstrength or diminution.
847 00:48:36 Oh! Gaseous form!
848 00:48:38 Yeah! Maybe we couldfloat out of here like a fart.
849 00:48:40 I gave my powers to childrenwho squandered it.
850 00:48:45 We will die here, Freeby.
851 00:48:47 It's Freddy, by the way."Freeby"? Where do you even...
852 00:48:50 The sooner you accept it,
853 00:48:52 the easier it will be.
854 00:48:53 Is this a tooth?There's a tooth in here!
855 00:48:56 Hmm.
856 00:49:06 "Powerof elements. Power of chaos.
857 00:49:09 Power of axis."
858 00:49:11 These are primordial forces.
859 00:49:13 I don't know how we fightpowers like this.
860 00:49:15 I tell you how we fight it.
861 00:49:17 With the wisdom of...
862 00:49:19 - Solomon.- Exactly.
863 00:49:21 We, we set up a meeting.
864 00:49:23 Yeah, we tell 'em we wantto negotiate.
865 00:49:26 Offer up our powers for Freddy.
866 00:49:28 But then we grab one of them
867 00:49:30 and that's what we really useto trade!
868 00:49:32 But what if they stealour powers?
869 00:49:33 No, they won't, 'cause we knowhow they work now.
870 00:49:35 You know what I mean? If they justpoint that staff at us, we dodge.
871 00:49:38 Like dodgeball.
872 00:49:41 - Hmm.- Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
873 00:49:43 Well, maybe Pedro sucksat dodgeball,
874 00:49:45 but not Super Pedro.
875 00:49:46 No, Super Pedro also sucksat dodgeball.
876 00:49:49 Fine. Listen, all I know is thatthere's five of us and three of them.
877 00:49:52 So I think we shouldsend them a little invitation.
878 00:49:57 Okay.
879 00:49:58 So, Steve says that this paper
880 00:50:00 is a stack of magical parchment.
881 00:50:02 You write a messageon the magical paper
882 00:50:04 and say the name of the godthat you would like to talk to
883 00:50:07 and then the paper foldsinto a...
884 00:50:10 Oh, my God, yes!
885 00:50:13 A paper bird.
886 00:50:15 And it flies to the god.
887 00:50:17 Well, that's kinda cute.
888 00:50:18 Hey, what about demigods? Uh,you know, like, Wonder Woman?
889 00:50:23 Do you think she's acceptingbird letters right now?
890 00:50:27 Did the pen just shrug?
891 00:50:30 Hey, Steve, do I justdictate to...
892 00:50:32 I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.
893 00:50:34 All right.
894 00:50:37 Letter...
895 00:50:39 Letter, writing a letter.No, no, no!
896 00:50:43 I was just talking out loud.
897 00:50:45 That's not a partof the letter. Wad that up, too.
898 00:50:47 Maybe if you try
899 00:50:49 - speaking from the heart.- Hmm.
900 00:50:51 "Dear daughters of Atlas,
901 00:50:54 violence is not the answer."
902 00:51:18 Child,
903 00:51:20 I will spare your lifeif you're honest with me.
904 00:51:22 Honesty.
905 00:51:24 Yeah, wow, very, um,ironic subject choice.
906 00:51:28 The other Champions...
907 00:51:29 are they children like yourself?
908 00:51:32 What even is a child?
909 00:51:34 I mean, I know I shave,like, every week-ish.
910 00:51:36 Yes or no?
911 00:51:38 No. Your answer is nobecause nobody's stupid enough
912 00:51:40 to grant primordial god-likepowers to a bunch of kids.
913 00:51:44 - Give us their names.- The names of the Champions?
914 00:51:47 Um, well, there'sBrett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer.
915 00:51:52 Are you guys takingthis stuff in?
916 00:51:53 Writing this down? No?
917 00:51:55 They drive a Dodge Ram.
918 00:51:56 He's lying.
919 00:51:57 That's your superpower,not mine.
920 00:52:00 And she thinksyou're a total control freak.
921 00:52:03 One of you.
922 00:52:04 Probably you.
923 00:52:06 Hold him.
924 00:52:10 Don't...What's happening?
925 00:52:12 What is that?What's she doing?
926 00:52:14 Power of chaos.
927 00:52:15 It enters a man's mindand shatters it whole.
928 00:52:18 Oh.My mind is already trash,
929 00:52:20 so I'd actually liketo see you try.
930 00:52:23 Because nobody has the balls
931 00:52:25 to handle what'sinside my brain.
932 00:52:27 Say their names.
933 00:52:36 Say their names.
934 00:52:38 Say their names.
935 00:52:44 Destiny's Child did it better.
936 00:52:47 He is stronger than he looks.
937 00:52:51 - Say their names.- Stop!
938 00:52:55 Billy...
939 00:53:00 Billy Bats...
940 00:53:05 Billy B...
941 00:53:07 Stop.
942 00:53:11 This is from the Champions.
943 00:53:14 "Dear daughters of Atlas,
944 00:53:16 violence is not the answer.
945 00:53:18 Oh, good first sentence.Thanks, Darla.
946 00:53:22 - We'd like to make a trade.- What?
947 00:53:24 We'll give up our powers
948 00:53:25 if you give us Freddy,add 'unharmed.'
949 00:53:29 Otherwise, they're gonnamonkey's-paw you.
950 00:53:32 Smart, Eugene.
951 00:53:33 Steve, add 'unharmed'
952 00:53:36 then, like, 'yours, trul...'
953 00:53:38 No, 'Sincerely, best'.
954 00:53:41 Maybe just signed'The Champions.'
955 00:53:44 Should we proofread it?
956 00:53:46 Naw, Steve doesn'tmake mistakes,
957 00:53:48 just writes what you say.
958 00:53:49 Great. I feel goodabout this. Me, too.
959 00:53:53 Anyone else want a Gatorade?
960 00:53:56 Do we have red?"
961 00:53:58 What is this Gatorade?
962 00:54:03 - Is it a weapon?- Sister.
963 00:54:05 We need not torture himany longer. You heard the letter.
964 00:54:10 - Throw them in the pit.- Wait.
965 00:54:13 They want to make a trade.
966 00:54:17 And we will meet, sister.
967 00:54:19 But humans are notto be trusted.
968 00:54:21 The pit is just a bad namefor a fun place, right?
969 00:54:25 Right?
970 00:54:45 Are you hurt?
971 00:54:47 No, just worthless.
972 00:54:49 - Well, you must get up.- For what?
973 00:54:52 All this pretendingto be a superhero is just...
974 00:54:56 a way for me to pretendI'm not broken.
975 00:54:58 Oh, feelings.
976 00:55:14 - I see something moving.- Yeah, I see it, too.
977 00:55:34 Oh, shit.
978 00:55:36 What is that?
979 00:55:37 Ladon.
980 00:55:39 The guardianof the Garden of Atlas.
981 00:55:51 - Run.- I can't. I can't!
982 00:56:11 You're okay! You're okay.
983 00:56:13 I don't feel okay at all.
984 00:56:15 That's the power of the dragon.
985 00:56:18 It emanates fearfrom every pore of its body.
986 00:56:20 Ladon's fear paralyzesany mortal,
987 00:56:22 so that none can approachthe garden it protects.
988 00:56:26 Power of axis. Very cool, very,
989 00:56:28 - very rare.- Anthea!
990 00:56:30 I must go.
991 00:56:32 The door back to your worldis at the center of the labyrinth.
992 00:56:35 Right, left, left
993 00:56:37 and then followthe right-hand wall to the center.
994 00:56:40 - You'll need this.- How did you find this?
995 00:56:41 You once protected mefrom the bullies
996 00:56:43 in your world, Freddy Freeman.
997 00:56:45 Now I've protected you in mine.
998 00:56:52 Hero.
999 00:56:54 Well, to be fair, I didn'tactually need your protection.
1000 00:56:57 I was about to rearrangethose boys'
1001 00:56:59 internal organswhen you stepped in.
1002 00:57:00 But you didn't know that,which does make you brave.
1003 00:57:03 I was just brave becauseI knew I had powers.
1004 00:57:06 No, the most powerful thingabout you is you.
1005 00:57:12 How lovely for both of you.
1006 00:57:14 Goddess, we thank you much,but we must get...
1007 00:57:17 You should go. My sistersdon't need you anymore.
1008 00:57:19 All they require nowis the seed.
1009 00:57:22 - The seed?- Yes.
1010 00:57:24 Which remains hiddenin a place unreachable
1011 00:57:26 by any of their kind.Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
1012 00:57:28 You call me Jeff?She just said my entire name!
1013 00:57:44 Hi, God... No?
1014 00:57:49 Yo, Low Voltage.
1015 00:57:53 When you fixingthis dome shit, man?
1016 00:57:55 Oh, no, no, no,don't worry, sir.
1017 00:57:56 I have a plan.
1018 00:57:58 - Really?- Uh-huh.
1019 00:57:59 'Cause look like all you gotis a sandwich.
1020 00:58:01 No, these sandwiches?
1021 00:58:02 No, these sandwichesare important.
1022 00:58:03 They're, they're for a meeting.
1023 00:58:05 Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak.
1024 00:58:09 Colonel?
1025 00:58:11 Oh, boy, I really need a name.
1026 00:58:17 Quiet one, she is.
1027 00:58:19 I find it the most effectiveway to slit an enemy's throat.
1028 00:58:23 Is that...
1029 00:58:24 Oh, you're totally serious.Okay.
1030 00:58:26 Uh...
1031 00:58:28 Right, so, look, here'sthe thing, um, you're upset.
1032 00:58:31 A bunch of wizards cameand stole your powers,
1033 00:58:33 which totally sucks balls,I totally get it.
1034 00:58:35 But, I kind of feel likeyou're taking this all,
1035 00:58:38 like, really personally and, like,I don't even know you, lady, right?
1036 00:58:41 If thieves stormed your homein the night
1037 00:58:44 and stole all your coinand then fled,
1038 00:58:46 you would naturallygive chase, would you not?
1039 00:58:49 And say, in this pursuitthe thieves
1040 00:58:51 dropped the money on the ground
1041 00:58:53 and your neighbor picked it upand kept it.
1042 00:58:56 Now, imagine it is not money,
1043 00:58:59 but the lifebloodof your father.
1044 00:59:02 The last breath of your mother.
1045 00:59:04 The power of all the gods,
1046 00:59:06 the magic of the entire realmthat was stolen.
1047 00:59:09 And now this magic coursesthrough you,
1048 00:59:12 and you have the gall
1049 00:59:14 to believe that you deserve it?
1050 00:59:18 This is very personal,
1051 00:59:22 Billy.
1052 00:59:26 You are very menacing.
1053 00:59:28 I just want you to know that.Like, I really...
1054 00:59:30 I see the presencethat you have, and that goes a long way.
1055 00:59:34 But today, I really wantedto talk about compromise.
1056 00:59:38 There is no compromise.
1057 00:59:40 I knew you were gonna say that.
1058 00:59:42 Wisdom of Saruman.Don't mess with me, okay?
1059 00:59:44 Give us back Freddy,you take down this
1060 00:59:47 sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing
1061 00:59:50 and then, you know,
1062 00:59:52 we won't have to annihilateyou into the ground.
1063 00:59:53 It's a good offer.
1064 00:59:55 I'm being serious.
1065 00:59:56 You play the part of a man,
1066 00:59:58 but you do not play it well.
1067 01:00:01 Give us the powers, child.
1068 01:00:04 All of them.
1069 01:00:06 You are no leader, Billy.
1070 01:00:08 You are a lost boy
1071 01:00:10 who likes to make-believethat he's a warrior.
1072 01:00:14 Okay, look. I might not haveas much experience as you
1073 01:00:16 'cause I'm not, like,super old like you,
1074 01:00:18 but I think I havea few experiences that you don't have.
1075 01:00:21 'Cause I've seen all of theFast and the Furious movies, lady.
1076 01:00:25 And let me tell you something.
1077 01:00:26 It's all about family!
1078 01:00:35 Family!
1079 01:00:37 Guys, that was the signal. We practicedthis, like, 12 times. Thank you.
1080 01:00:40 Forgot all about my family,didn't you, Goddess?
1081 01:00:44 No, human.You forgot about mine.
1082 01:00:57 Come on!
1083 01:00:58 - Let's go.- Pedro!
1084 01:01:35 You're wasting my time, boy.
1085 01:02:16 Yeah.
1086 01:02:18 Whoo!
1087 01:02:19 She sure didn't see that coming
1088 01:02:21 because she didn't goto the eye doctor.
1089 01:02:25 Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause...
1090 01:02:26 A euphemism. That was a euphemism.
1091 01:02:36 No!
1092 01:02:51 We've taken the power from two
1093 01:02:52 in your family already.
1094 01:02:54 And now two more must die,and for what?
1095 01:02:57 So you can keep playing soldier?
1096 01:03:35 My father was Atlas.
1097 01:03:38 Titan god of staminaand strength.
1098 01:03:43 His magic and powermay course through you,
1099 01:03:46 but you will neverbe a true god.
1100 01:03:49 Oh, yeah? Did your dadhave superspeed?
1101 01:03:56 Nope!
1102 01:04:03 You okay? That was fun.Let's go.
1103 01:04:11 Come on. Come on, come on.
1104 01:04:15 Hurry, everyone!
1105 01:04:17 Let's go, let's go.
1106 01:04:28 What?
1107 01:04:31 You thought you were just goin'
1108 01:04:33 into some regular porta-potty,didn't ya?
1109 01:04:34 Which I can somehow still smell.
1110 01:04:36 Yeah, yeah, it really sticksaround. It's crazy, right?
1111 01:04:39 - Yeah.- Like, permeates
1112 01:04:40 the air.Doesn't matter. Anyway,
1113 01:04:41 welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
1114 01:04:44 Only Champions
1115 01:04:45 can get in here,through any door that we want.
1116 01:04:48 Little thing that we can dothat your sisters can't.
1117 01:04:50 Guys, that's what I calla total success.
1118 01:04:54 Okay, maybe, like,a partial total win.
1119 01:04:56 - Told you I suck at dodgeball.- Yeah,
1120 01:04:58 you do, yeah, but you know,
1121 01:05:00 look, Pedro, we all haveour weak spots.
1122 01:05:01 You know what I mean?
1123 01:05:03 And hers...
1124 01:05:04 lack of strategic thinking.
1125 01:05:06 Now for the real trade.
1126 01:05:08 Freddy and the staff,for your freedom.
1127 01:05:11 And get rid of the dome.
1128 01:05:13 Oh, yeah.
1129 01:05:14 And get rid of the dome.
1130 01:05:16 'Cause the cityof brotherly love
1131 01:05:18 is gettin' a little moist.
1132 01:05:21 Word choice, man.
1133 01:05:23 Yeah, I regretted it as soon as
1134 01:05:24 it was coming out of my mouth.
1135 01:05:26 It's just one of those words...
1136 01:05:27 I know. I just...
1137 01:05:32 "Dear daughtersof Asshat-Las."
1138 01:05:35 Burn!
1139 01:05:36 I just came up with that.
1140 01:05:38 Make sure you put a dashin there, though,
1141 01:05:39 so it's really clear. Okay.
1142 01:05:41 Man, it's so good havingSteve cover grammar
1143 01:05:43 and spelling and stuff,it makes me sound so much smarter.
1144 01:05:47 So...
1145 01:05:49 "A brother for a sister, huh?
1146 01:05:51 How's that feel?
1147 01:05:52 Also, how are youactually sisters,
1148 01:05:55 because the age differenceis very noticeable,
1149 01:05:58 and slightly upsetting,I'm not gonna lie."
1150 01:06:01 Even though I don't like youvery much,
1151 01:06:04 I believe everyonedeserves human rights,
1152 01:06:06 but you don't deservestrawberry.
1153 01:06:07 You only get yellow.
1154 01:06:13 She's gone!
1155 01:06:15 Wait, what?
1156 01:06:27 I thought we brought her intoo easily.
1157 01:06:29 She wanted to get caught.
1158 01:06:31 I don't get it.Where would she even go?
1159 01:06:44 Well, this seemed inevitable.
1160 01:06:53 Yep. We are so lost.Thanks, bozo.
1161 01:06:56 We are not lost.Who's the wizard here?
1162 01:06:59 I don't know.
1163 01:07:01 You don't have any spells,no magical artifacts,
1164 01:07:03 you know nothing about magic,you're just...
1165 01:07:09 You're the wizard.
1166 01:07:10 - Thank you.- Whatever.
1167 01:07:12 Now let's see if thatgirlfriend of yours can be trusted.
1168 01:07:30 Get back, get back. Get back.
1169 01:08:00 Okay,I think the coast is clear. Let's go home.
1170 01:08:02 One moment.
1171 01:08:03 Did you not seewhat she was holding?
1172 01:08:06 It was an apple.She wanted a snack.
1173 01:08:08 What's the big deal?
1174 01:08:09 The golden apple.From the Tree of Life.
1175 01:08:12 From the Tree of Life.
1176 01:08:14 Oh, wait, hold up, didn't yousay that was somewhere safe?
1177 01:08:18 - Billy!- Billy. Gosh.
1178 01:08:23 Where are you going now?
1179 01:08:32 Nope.
1180 01:08:34 She's not in there.
1181 01:08:36 Nope.
1182 01:08:38 No, no, no.That's a hard pass.
1183 01:08:39 - That's a hard pass.- Yo, Billy,
1184 01:08:42 you don't gotta worryabout that one.
1185 01:08:43 It's just a labyrinththat doesn't go anywhere.
1186 01:08:45 Like an ancient Greek
1187 01:08:47 - labyrinth?- Guys...
1188 01:08:49 porta-potty.
1189 01:08:51 Mmm.
1190 01:09:02 Hespera.
1191 01:09:08 It's over, sisters.
1192 01:09:11 Now we can plant the seedand restore our realm.
1193 01:09:15 Or we plant it in their realm.
1194 01:09:18 But that would destroytheir world.
1195 01:09:22 Just as they destroyed ours.
1196 01:09:24 You can't be serious.
1197 01:09:26 - Yes.- No.
1198 01:09:28 No, that's notwhat we agreed to.
1199 01:09:30 Anthea, you simpering bore.
1200 01:09:32 She's right, we've spent ages
1201 01:09:33 waiting for this moment.
1202 01:09:35 We have the seed.
1203 01:09:36 We have the staffand its powers.
1204 01:09:38 We are not squandering it
1205 01:09:40 for your personal satisfaction.
1206 01:09:41 No, I should go, not you.
1207 01:09:44 Look, I knowwhat you're thinking.
1208 01:09:47 The kid with the crutchdoesn't exactly sing "sneak thief."
1209 01:09:49 But here's the deal.Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.
1210 01:09:51 It's pathetic.
1211 01:09:53 See?
1212 01:09:55 Fortune be with you, Freddy.
1213 01:09:56 Thank you.What did you just call me?
1214 01:09:59 Freddy. Freddy Freeman.
1215 01:10:02 That's it.You nailed it.
1216 01:10:05 I'll see you on the other side.
1217 01:10:08 Even if we did, the Tree of Life
1218 01:10:10 would not thrive in their soil.
1219 01:10:12 It would despoil, it woulddisfigure into something...
1220 01:10:15 Monstrous?
1221 01:10:16 That is what humans are.
1222 01:10:19 It is only fittingthat we bring our monsters to their world
1223 01:10:22 and do to themas they did to us.
1224 01:10:27 We agreed to restore balance
1225 01:10:30 and vengeance hasgreat measure of weight on those scales.
1226 01:10:33 Anthea, humans are villains,even to themselves.
1227 01:10:36 - No, not all.- All.
1228 01:10:38 Sister, I fear your rage hasgotten the better of you.
1229 01:10:42 Why?
1230 01:10:43 Humans wreak havocand devastation,
1231 01:10:45 then pray to the godsto absolve them.
1232 01:10:48 They actually prayfor order and peace
1233 01:10:50 when all they dois dismantle it at every turn.
1234 01:10:53 Anthea, I want youto take the apple
1235 01:10:56 and plant it in our garden.
1236 01:10:59 Of course you turn to her.
1237 01:11:01 Father would be ashamedof both of you.
1238 01:11:04 Where did that even come from?
1239 01:11:08 - Hi!- You favor her, Hespera,
1240 01:11:09 and see how she betrays us.
1241 01:11:15 Deliver himto his proper fate, sister.
1242 01:11:16 - No!- Kill him!
1243 01:11:22 What is that?
1244 01:11:24 Great question.No idea.
1245 01:11:27 But made you look.
1246 01:11:28 Billy!
1247 01:11:31 - Oh!- Oh.
1248 01:11:33 Your crutch!
1249 01:11:35 Oh! Shazam!
1250 01:11:38 - Yes!- No!
1251 01:11:43 So, we have a lot to talk about.
1252 01:11:55 Kalypso, hand me the staff.
1253 01:11:59 You are not fit to wield it.
1254 01:12:01 More fit than you.
1255 01:12:02 You had him in your hands,yet did nothing.
1256 01:12:04 Our sole purpose isto avenge our father,
1257 01:12:07 but everyone herehas become weak.
1258 01:12:11 Ladon, world-eater,
1259 01:12:14 rise from the pit!
1260 01:12:25 Go, go, go!
1261 01:12:27 Captain Everypower! Where's he going?
1262 01:12:28 What the...
1263 01:12:45 Victor?
1264 01:12:47 Victor, wake up.
1265 01:12:48 Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?
1266 01:12:51 Dad. We gotta go!
1267 01:12:53 - We gotta get out of here.- We have to go right now!
1268 01:12:55 This is funny, right?I know what this looks like.
1269 01:12:57 That's not true. I haveno idea what this looks like.
1270 01:12:59 Just don't freak out.
1271 01:13:06 I said don't freak out!Look at me, it's Billy.
1272 01:13:08 Rosa, it's Billy, okay?And that's Eugene,
1273 01:13:09 - and that's Freddy...- It's me.
1274 01:13:11 That's Darlaand that's Mary, obvi,
1275 01:13:12 and then Pedro,just normal Pedro.
1276 01:13:16 Guys, this is no timefor secrets, okay?
1277 01:13:17 We have to tell 'em the truth.
1278 01:13:19 - We're superheroes.- I'm gay.
1279 01:13:22 Yeah, we know, bud.
1280 01:13:24 - You knew?- Yeah.
1281 01:13:26 - Yeah.- Oh.
1282 01:13:29 - I'm the wizard.- Oh, this is the wizard.
1283 01:13:30 He's a wizard who's called"the wizard."
1284 01:13:32 Okay, get dressed right now.Come on, hurry up.
1285 01:13:34 Put on these clothes.
1286 01:13:35 This is so weird.
1287 01:13:36 Yep, yep.
1288 01:13:38 You guys arethe Philly Fiascoes?
1289 01:13:40 Okay. This is in no wayan acknowledgement of that stupid nickname
1290 01:13:44 but, yes, that would be us.Now can you pick up the pace?
1291 01:13:46 We have to go.The dragon is here!
1292 01:13:49 Dragon?
1293 01:14:27 You okay?
1294 01:14:29 Okay.
1295 01:14:31 I know this is a lot to take in,
1296 01:14:33 but I promiseto explain it all later.
1297 01:14:35 Explain what?
1298 01:14:36 That our kids are superheroesbeing hunted by Greek gods
1299 01:14:38 that used a dragon to destroythe house we just bought?
1300 01:14:40 - Yeah.- Wait, you bought the house?
1301 01:14:42 Yeah.
1302 01:14:50 Run! Go!
1303 01:14:59 Oh, no.
1304 01:15:04 Get down.
1305 01:15:05 Okay, that's it!
1306 01:15:08 Again?
1307 01:15:12 Freddy!
1308 01:15:17 Hey, hey!This is what you want, right?
1309 01:15:34 Come on, we're good.
1310 01:15:35 We're safe right now.Let's go. Let's go.
1311 01:16:02 Mary!
1312 01:16:04 No.
1313 01:16:45 Hey. Are you okay?
1314 01:16:48 You okay?
1315 01:16:51 All right.
1316 01:16:54 Now, where is this dragon?
1317 01:17:23 Fitting place for a garden.
1318 01:19:47 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1319 01:20:01 Go! Let's go, let's go!
1320 01:20:07 Oh, God, I'm slipping!Slipping!
1321 01:20:12 My shoe!
1322 01:20:33 Holy moly.
1323 01:20:55 You know, I never thoughtI'd say this about a dragon,
1324 01:20:57 but it is the leastof our problems right now.
1325 01:21:03 Your world will notsurvive this.
1326 01:21:05 Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
1327 01:21:06 He's right.
1328 01:21:08 Anne!
1329 01:21:10 - Are you okay? Are you hurt?- I'm okay, I'm fine.
1330 01:21:13 In the God Realm, this tree...
1331 01:21:16 is a thing of beauty.
1332 01:21:18 Of peace.
1333 01:21:20 It was not meantfor the soil of this realm
1334 01:21:23 and it's become monstrousby the hand that planted it.
1335 01:21:25 Whose side is she on, anyway?Do you...
1336 01:21:27 I must try to sway Hespera.
1337 01:21:29 Only she can subdue our sister.
1338 01:21:31 I will give it my all,or die trying.
1339 01:21:33 Die? No, I'm pretty sure
1340 01:21:35 we can come upwith an alternative to dying.
1341 01:21:36 My sweet Freddy,I'm ready if need be.
1342 01:21:39 I've lived a long life.
1343 01:21:41 What are you talking about,"Lived a long life?"
1344 01:21:42 We're the same age.You're young. We're young.
1345 01:21:43 I'm over 6,000 years old.
1346 01:21:45 Oh?
1347 01:21:48 You look great.
1348 01:21:50 Oh.
1349 01:21:56 Suddenly seems inappropriate.
1350 01:21:58 Yeah.
1351 01:22:07 We can't let her die.She called me sweet!
1352 01:22:09 We have to figure something out.
1353 01:22:12 Take my powers back.
1354 01:22:13 - No, Billy!- No, no, no.
1355 01:22:15 Hey, take my powers back.
1356 01:22:16 You gave 'em to me, so you cantake 'em back, right?
1357 01:22:18 I am no longer the champion.You are!
1358 01:22:20 You think I knowhow to fix this, dude,
1359 01:22:21 but I really don't, okay?
1360 01:22:23 I, I didn't even knowwho those Greek sisters were.
1361 01:22:25 I had to Google them.But you know who they are,
1362 01:22:27 which means you know what to do.
1363 01:22:28 And you were right.
1364 01:22:30 You pickedthe wrong champion, man.
1365 01:22:33 I mean, that's why I alwayssay "all or none," right?
1366 01:22:35 Because without my family,I'm nothing.
1367 01:22:40 And honestly, I have no ideawhat I'm doin'.
1368 01:22:42 No.
1369 01:22:44 You don't have a shred of wisdom
1370 01:22:45 in that brain of yours.
1371 01:22:48 But your heart is wise.
1372 01:22:50 And it knows exactlywhat must be done.
1373 01:22:54 I spent millennia searchingfor a worthy champion
1374 01:22:59 and no one was worthyof what I once shared
1375 01:23:01 with my brothers and sisters.
1376 01:23:04 But when you shared your powers,
1377 01:23:07 you did not hesitate.
1378 01:23:08 For you, everyone can be worthy
1379 01:23:11 if given a chance.
1380 01:23:12 Now, go fight for your family.
1381 01:23:16 Go fight for the world.
1382 01:23:18 I chose right when I chose you.
1383 01:23:24 Billy?
1384 01:23:25 Billy, what are we gonna do,man?
1385 01:23:27 Same thing wealways do, Freddy. Save the God darn world.
1386 01:23:30 Now, I'm gonna go get that staff
1387 01:23:32 and I need you to lurethese things away
1388 01:23:34 from the stadium while I dealwith the dragon, all right?
1389 01:23:37 Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
1390 01:23:39 Can I just see you,before you go?
1391 01:23:41 Not this version.
1392 01:23:43 You... You.
1393 01:23:45 My Billy.
1394 01:23:52 Shazam!
1395 01:23:55 Is that why the house keepsgetting struck by lightning?
1396 01:24:01 Hey.
1397 01:24:09 I promise after this
1398 01:24:11 if I don't get eatenby a dragon,
1399 01:24:15 I'm not gonna force youto keep me.
1400 01:24:16 - Okay?- What?
1401 01:24:19 I know I age out soon.
1402 01:24:22 Billy.
1403 01:24:23 My wonderful, kind, brave, son.
1404 01:24:28 You will never age outof your home.
1405 01:24:31 Never.
1406 01:24:37 Now, do me a favor
1407 01:24:39 and I mean thisfrom the bottom of my heart,
1408 01:24:41 go kick their ass, okay?
1409 01:24:45 I love you, Mom.
1410 01:24:48 Me too.
1411 01:24:51 Shazam!
1412 01:24:58 That's gonna takesome getting used to.
1413 01:25:00 Everybody to the battle wagon!
1414 01:25:02 The battle wagon?
1415 01:25:05 Trying to getinto the spirit of things.
1416 01:25:24 Don't you see whatyou're doing to these people?
1417 01:25:27 I do.
1418 01:25:29 And what I see is just.
1419 01:25:30 Hespera, look at this tree.
1420 01:25:32 It is blighted.It is unnatural here.
1421 01:25:35 We made a vowto restore our realm,
1422 01:25:36 not destroy another.
1423 01:25:38 A god has answeredtheir prayers at last.
1424 01:25:40 They did not know their place,
1425 01:25:42 so I am showing it to them.
1426 01:25:44 Your fanatical toneechoes our uncle Hades.
1427 01:25:48 No. I'm putting an endto this.
1428 01:25:58 Hespera.
1429 01:26:06 No!
1430 01:26:08 Hespera.
1431 01:26:09 If your emotions restwith the humans so, Anne,
1432 01:26:13 then perhaps you shouldbe human.
1433 01:27:12 Help, somebody!
1434 01:27:14 Somebody help!
1435 01:27:16 Somebody help!
1436 01:27:29 Okay, now what? There are onlyso many minotaurs
1437 01:27:31 I can run over with this van.
1438 01:27:36 Hey, Steve.
1439 01:27:39 What are monsters afraid of?
1440 01:27:44 "The king of beasts."
1441 01:27:46 Lions?
1442 01:27:47 Unicorns.
1443 01:27:48 Really? I love unicorns.
1444 01:27:50 Yet, the unicorndoes not love you.
1445 01:27:52 Guys, unicorns don't exist.
1446 01:27:54 What?
1447 01:27:58 - Oh, my...- Ah!
1448 01:28:01 I guess maybe it's not so crazy.
1449 01:28:03 The unicorn is the mostfearsome creature of its realm.
1450 01:28:06 Ruthless and cruel,
1451 01:28:07 not like the poniesfrom your storybooks.
1452 01:28:09 They loathe humanity.
1453 01:28:10 Is there anything they do like?
1454 01:28:13 "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
1455 01:28:15 Ambrosia. It's like the nectarof the gods.
1456 01:28:17 It's supposed to be sweet,like honey.
1457 01:28:19 I have an idea.
1458 01:28:20 Go, go! Quick, quick.
1459 01:28:22 Guys, get as many of thesepeople to safety as you can.
1460 01:28:25 Kids?
1461 01:28:30 - Let's go.- Come on, let's go!
1462 01:28:33 Wizard?
1463 01:28:35 I'm going with them.
1464 01:28:37 Freddy?
1465 01:28:40 Anne?
1466 01:28:42 Anne!
1467 01:28:44 Anne!
1468 01:28:48 I am not entirely surehow to parent, here.
1469 01:28:58 Hey! Khaleesi!
1470 01:29:13 Whoo! That wasreally satisfying.
1471 01:29:16 How was that for you?
1472 01:29:34 Yeah.
1473 01:29:36 We love you, Thundercrack.
1474 01:29:38 You're the best, Captain Marvel.
1475 01:29:40 - Yeah, go, High Voltage!- Oh, wassup, bro?
1476 01:29:43 It's Maximum Voltage actually,amongst other names.
1477 01:29:45 We're still kindaworkshopping it, so...
1478 01:29:54 You thought you wereinvulnerable.
1479 01:29:56 But, no.
1480 01:29:58 Magical fire.
1481 01:30:00 Magic can kill magic.
1482 01:30:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah,"Magic kills magic."
1483 01:30:03 Way ahead of you, lady.
1484 01:30:05 I'm just trippin' outbecause I've never seen
1485 01:30:06 my suit burn like this.
1486 01:30:07 Also, nobody messeswith my town!
1487 01:30:10 Know what I'm saying?
1488 01:30:12 I defeated my traitor sister.
1489 01:30:14 A god.
1490 01:30:15 You think I won't destroy you?
1491 01:31:05 The staff is absorbing it all.
1492 01:31:07 Like a battery.
1493 01:31:14 That's right.
1494 01:31:16 Run!
1495 01:31:18 This is a terrible idea.
1496 01:31:20 You don't understandthe savagery, the barbarity.
1497 01:31:25 Oh, no.
1498 01:31:55 - Hello.- No.
1499 01:32:01 It's okay. Come here.
1500 01:32:07 Darla...
1501 01:32:08 It's okay. Good girl.
1502 01:32:18 - Whoa, watch out!- Whoa!
1503 01:32:20 Darla!
1504 01:32:44 Taste the rainbow.
1505 01:32:48 Good, isn't it?
1506 01:32:49 It's the closest to ambrosiawe have.
1507 01:33:16 Good girl.
1508 01:33:24 Whoa!
1509 01:33:35 We're gonna need more Skittles.
1510 01:34:13 Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
1511 01:34:34 No, no, no.
1512 01:34:37 Lady, lady, you can't die!
1513 01:34:38 Come on, Billy, come on!Powers, powers, powers.
1514 01:34:40 Medical powers. No.How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
1515 01:34:51 Clear?
1516 01:34:53 Whoa! Come on!One more time. Clear!
1517 01:34:56 Stop! Stop!
1518 01:34:57 Let me go to the Underworldin peace, please.
1519 01:35:00 Oh, lady, lady,listen to me, okay?
1520 01:35:03 I don't want anyone else to die.
1521 01:35:04 Not my family, not Anthea,not anyone,
1522 01:35:06 and we can save them.
1523 01:35:07 This all camefrom the tree, right?
1524 01:35:09 I might know a way to destroy
1525 01:35:10 the tree and the dragonall in one.
1526 01:35:12 Ladon's powersare too great, boy.
1527 01:35:15 Well, not if I can overloadthe staff
1528 01:35:17 - with enough lightning.- A bomb?
1529 01:35:20 Is that enoughto kill the dragon?
1530 01:35:22 And more.
1531 01:35:25 You would annihilate
1532 01:35:26 everything that's insidethe dome.
1533 01:35:30 Well, then I haveone more favor to ask.
1534 01:35:35 Let's go, let's go.Let's go.
1535 01:35:37 There's shelter ahead.
1536 01:35:38 There's shelter ahead.Let's go.
1537 01:35:40 Walk, don't run.There's shelter ahead.
1538 01:35:43 Let's go, let's go.
1539 01:35:46 Keep going. Keep going!
1540 01:35:47 Anne!
1541 01:35:49 Anne!
1542 01:35:51 Anne!
1543 01:36:00 Go. Run.
1544 01:36:01 Watch that rear.
1545 01:36:16 Go, go, go!
1546 01:36:26 Back away!
1547 01:36:27 Run, run, run!
1548 01:36:38 Anne!
1549 01:36:40 Ladon,
1550 01:36:42 kill the traitor.
1551 01:37:16 Impossible.
1552 01:37:17 Bow him!
1553 01:37:33 I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
1554 01:37:35 What is a god without her power?
1555 01:37:37 The most powerful thingabout you
1556 01:37:39 is you.
1557 01:37:41 You taught me that.
1558 01:37:50 Kill them!
1559 01:38:09 Boom!
1560 01:38:11 That must be superdisappointing as a dragon.
1561 01:38:17 Assuming that you are one.
1562 01:38:18 I mean, you fly,and you breathe fire,
1563 01:38:20 but you're also made of woodwhich is a weird flex
1564 01:38:22 and a serious design flaw,if I'm being honest.
1565 01:38:25 Freddy, Anthea, don't!
1566 01:38:30 Ah, made you look!
1567 01:38:32 Oh, lady, that's twice.
1568 01:38:34 And I didn't even needa flaming violin that time.
1569 01:38:37 You want the staff?Come get it.
1570 01:39:14 Now, Hespera.
1571 01:39:18 Now, Hespera.
1572 01:39:23 Now. Now.
1573 01:40:25 No.
1574 01:40:27 No! No!
1575 01:40:52 Remove the dome.
1576 01:40:54 As long as I still breathe,
1577 01:40:57 the dome still stands.
1578 01:40:59 Till I see youon the other side, sister.
1579 01:41:47 Billy!
1580 01:41:48 - Get out of there.- I can't.
1581 01:41:50 Billy.
1582 01:41:51 I have to do this.
1583 01:41:55 Billy, what are you doing?
1584 01:41:56 You're not supposedto be in there.
1585 01:41:58 Yeah, I am.
1586 01:42:01 I used to think thatI couldn't do anything right,
1587 01:42:03 that I didn't deserve my powers,
1588 01:42:06 but there's somethingthat I can do.
1589 01:42:08 No.
1590 01:42:10 I can save all of you.
1591 01:42:12 But it's all or none!
1592 01:42:13 Yeah.
1593 01:42:15 All of my family gets to liveand none of them gets hurt.
1594 01:42:20 Freddy, I've neverhad a family. You know that.
1595 01:42:23 Everybody I've ever caredabout, they all left me.
1596 01:42:25 My mom, my dad, everyone.
1597 01:42:28 So when I found you guys,I had to hang on
1598 01:42:30 and I've been hanging ontoo tight.
1599 01:42:31 No.
1600 01:42:33 I should have let youdo your own thing.
1601 01:42:36 Now it's time for you to fly.
1602 01:42:38 What about you?
1603 01:42:44 I'm Captain Everypower Junior.
1604 01:42:48 Don't you forget it.
1605 01:43:42 We end this now.
1606 01:43:44 Yeah. We do.
1607 01:43:58 Come on, Billy.
1608 01:44:27 He's got this. We got this.
1609 01:44:28 He's got this. He's got this.
1610 01:44:30 Billy.
1611 01:44:36 Fly.
1612 01:44:50 Billy.
1613 01:44:52 Come on, baby.Come on, let's go!
1614 01:45:01 No!
1615 01:45:45 Whoa!
1616 01:45:49 Ah.
1617 01:46:53 Shazam!
1618 01:47:12 Billy.
1619 01:47:15 A true god,
1620 01:47:17 after all.
1621 01:48:11 He did it.
1622 01:48:20 We must go.
1623 01:48:29 Billy?
1624 01:48:30 Billy?
1625 01:48:33 Billy!
1626 01:48:35 Billy!
1627 01:48:38 Billy. Where are you?
1628 01:48:41 Billy!
1629 01:48:44 Billy?
1630 01:48:49 Billy! Billy.
1631 01:48:53 Billy!
1632 01:48:54 Billy!
1633 01:48:56 Billy!
1634 01:48:58 Dude, wake up. You did it.
1635 01:49:02 Okay. You're supposedto wake up.
1636 01:49:04 It's the part where you wake up
1637 01:49:05 and open your eyes and laugh
1638 01:49:07 and you're supposed to sayyou got me, 'cause you got me.
1639 01:49:11 Dude. Joke's over, man.
1640 01:49:13 Billy!
1641 01:49:17 Billy. Billy, come on.
1642 01:49:21 Freddy.
1643 01:49:26 What did you do?
1644 01:49:29 Wake up, Billy.
1645 01:49:31 - Billy?- He's over here!
1646 01:49:35 Billy.
1647 01:49:38 You asshole!
1648 01:49:42 We're a team! We're a team!
1649 01:49:45 Oh, Billy.
1650 01:49:47 Billy.
1651 01:49:49 Oh, my baby. No.
1652 01:49:55 He was a hero.
1653 01:49:59 He was a hero and a god.
1654 01:50:01 And he should be laidto rest like one.
1655 01:50:08 Hey, pal.
1656 01:51:17 Will this land ever come back?
1657 01:51:20 The staff is drained of magic.
1658 01:51:23 Only the spark of a godcan restore its power
1659 01:51:27 and there are no gods left.
1660 01:51:30 There is one.
1661 01:51:50 What?
1662 01:52:28 Whoa.
1663 01:52:48 Whoa.
1664 01:53:18 It's a zombie!
1665 01:53:21 Guys!
1666 01:53:24 What the hell?
1667 01:53:25 You buried me?
1668 01:53:27 In what, like, two minutes?
1669 01:53:30 Oh, Billy!
1670 01:53:32 Hey.
1671 01:53:34 Oh, man. I missed you guys.
1672 01:53:39 Hi. Hey.
1673 01:53:41 Oh, my God. Hi.
1674 01:53:43 Why didn't anybody tell...
1675 01:53:45 Hi. Sorry, sorry,I didn't, uh...
1676 01:53:47 I didn't see you there,I was, um, I was...
1677 01:53:50 I was dead at the time.
1678 01:53:52 So, you, uh...
1679 01:53:54 you got my bird letter?
1680 01:53:57 Oh, I, uh...
1681 01:54:00 I think you've got something...
1682 01:54:03 On my...
1683 01:54:04 Where... Oh.
1684 01:54:06 What?
1685 01:54:08 That's a spider.
1686 01:54:09 I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
1687 01:54:11 Also,that's really embarrassing.
1688 01:54:14 Yes, it is.
1689 01:54:15 But it was an amazing thingyou did.
1690 01:54:17 The sacrifice you made.
1691 01:54:19 You brought this worldback to life.
1692 01:54:22 Maybe this time, gods and humans
1693 01:54:24 can learn to live in peace.
1694 01:54:26 Yeah.
1695 01:54:29 Use the power of Zeus wisely.
1696 01:54:33 Be well, Billy Batson.
1697 01:54:37 Hey, you know, just becauseyour father's power
1698 01:54:39 is surging through me,
1699 01:54:41 that doesn't technicallymake us related, you know,
1700 01:54:43 and I'm gonna be 18
1701 01:54:45 in, like, five months, so...
1702 01:54:46 Stick to saving the world, kid.
1703 01:54:49 Yeah, you know, like,that's... Okay, cool.
1704 01:54:51 See ya.
1705 01:54:52 What's with our boysand older women?
1706 01:54:57 Hey.
1707 01:54:59 Who wants their powers back?
1708 01:55:02 We can do that, right?
1709 01:55:04 - Yeah.- Yeah. Okay, good.
1710 01:55:05 Good, good, good.
1711 01:55:07 I'd like our house back.
1712 01:55:08 Can we do that?
1713 01:55:12 - Dinner!- Coming.
1714 01:55:13 Aw. Thank you for respectingthe cross-stitch.
1715 01:55:20 Anthea.
1716 01:55:22 Have you decided whatyou're gonna do
1717 01:55:23 about that god realm of yours?
1718 01:55:26 Well, actually I'm gonna takesome time off while it heals.
1719 01:55:29 Spend some timewith the common folk.
1720 01:55:31 Learn some about your world,
1721 01:55:32 about how, maybe,we can learn from each other.
1722 01:55:35 Number one sign of wisdom:
1723 01:55:36 Admitting there's alwaysmore to learn.
1724 01:55:38 I'm coming around to it.
1725 01:55:42 I got it.
1726 01:55:47 Whoa.
1727 01:55:49 Uh, guys?
1728 01:55:51 Guys!
1729 01:55:59 It's the wizard.
1730 01:56:02 - Oh, my God!- No way!
1731 01:56:04 - Yes.- Look at this guy!
1732 01:56:06 Look at him, he's so handsome.
1733 01:56:07 You pimpin' now, what is this?
1734 01:56:09 - You look amazing.- You look great!
1735 01:56:10 Well, I was in the neighborhood
1736 01:56:13 and, um, I just wantedto express
1737 01:56:14 my gratitude before I go.
1738 01:56:17 Sorry. Doorbell's broken.Actually, everything's broken.
1739 01:56:21 Not everything.
1740 01:56:26 You were justin the neighborhood?
1741 01:56:27 Okay, I came for the staff.
1742 01:56:30 Perhaps I will holdonto it for now.
1743 01:56:32 I also wanted to seeyour faces one last time
1744 01:56:36 before I turn into a pileof ash.
1745 01:56:38 - Wait, what?- No!
1746 01:56:39 I am making a joke.I have an Uber waiting.
1747 01:56:41 And besides...
1748 01:56:43 I've been trapped in rocksand prisons for far too long.
1749 01:56:46 It's time to see your world.
1750 01:56:48 It's been an honor,
1751 01:56:50 a privilege,watching you all soar.
1752 01:56:52 You know, you're not sucha bad wizard.
1753 01:56:54 Thank you, Jeff.
1754 01:56:55 It never ends.
1755 01:56:58 Also,
1756 01:57:01 what's my superhero name?
1757 01:57:05 Your name is...
1758 01:57:08 Shazam.
1759 01:57:10 - Of course.- Yeah.
1760 01:57:15 I still think we can beat it.
1761 01:59:56 My feet hurt.How much further?
1762 01:59:58 About ten seconds less
1763 01:59:59 than the last time you asked me.
1764 02:00:01 I'm sorry, I just feellike we could
1765 02:00:03 have parked a little bit closer.
1766 02:00:04 He doesn't know we're coming,
1767 02:00:05 and I didn't want to spook him.
1768 02:00:07 "Spook him."He's a superhero, not a deer.
1769 02:00:09 All right, let's go.
1770 02:00:10 And then you can tell Wallerthat even though
1771 02:00:12 she thinks this guy could bea good addition to the team,
1772 02:00:15 we never actually met him
1773 02:00:16 because you woreshitty walking shoes.
1774 02:00:19 Okay, first of all,they're boots,
1775 02:00:21 and they're not shitty,they're new.
1776 02:00:23 I just haven't had a chanceto break them in yet. -Shut up.
1777 02:00:26 Waller said this guyis as powerful as they come,
1778 02:00:29 but a little immature.
1779 02:00:30 Oh, great.
1780 02:00:33 Whoo!
1781 02:00:44 - Billy Batson.- Yeah?
1782 02:00:46 I mean, no.
1783 02:00:47 I've never heard that namein my life.
1784 02:00:49 I don't know whoyou're talking about.
1785 02:00:50 But I'd like to meet that person
1786 02:00:52 'cause they sound super cool.And funny.
1787 02:00:54 And talented.And ridiculously handsome,
1788 02:00:57 but, like, in a dangerous way.
1789 02:00:58 What the hellare you talking about?
1790 02:01:00 Relax. We know who you are.
1791 02:01:02 - How?- Don't worry about that.
1792 02:01:06 Who are you guys?
1793 02:01:07 Don't worry about that either.
1794 02:01:08 Look, we've seenwhat you can do.
1795 02:01:10 And we're hereto make you an offer.
1796 02:01:12 How would you like to join
1797 02:01:13 - the Justice...- Yes!
1798 02:01:14 A thousand times yes!
1799 02:01:15 Oh, my gosh!I've been dreaming about this!
1800 02:01:17 Well, I mean, not this exactly.
1801 02:01:19 Like, normally,it's Wonder Woman
1802 02:01:20 in the dream, but...
1803 02:01:22 - Ew.- Huh?
1804 02:01:23 Well, that was easy.
1805 02:01:25 Welcome to the Justice Society.
1806 02:01:27 Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?
1807 02:01:29 The Justice Society?
1808 02:01:30 Is that differentthan the Justice League?
1809 02:01:32 Yes. The Justice Society
1810 02:01:33 is differentthan the Justice League
1811 02:01:35 because of how words work.
1812 02:01:37 I just want to bein the Wonder Woman group.
1813 02:01:39 - So, that's you guys, right?- No.
1814 02:01:41 Why are you so obsessedwith Wonder Woman, dude?
1815 02:01:43 He's joking, right?
1816 02:01:45 - No?- Okay. I'm out.
1817 02:01:48 I'm gonna wait here,'cause of the shoes.
1818 02:01:50 Can you drive by and get me?
1819 02:01:52 Hey, just a littleconstructive criticism.
1820 02:01:55 It's pretty confusingthat there are
1821 02:01:56 two separate groupsof superheroes
1822 02:01:58 that are totally unaffiliated,
1823 02:02:00 but both have "Justice"in their name, you know.
1824 02:02:02 Like, have you guys everthought about doing a rebranding of sorts?
1825 02:02:04 'Cause just a quick searchon Thesaurus.com,
1826 02:02:07 you got so many options, man.
1827 02:02:09 Like, "Authority Society." Eh?
1828 02:02:12 Uh, uh, "Code Society."That's stupid.
1829 02:02:14 These are, like, legal terms.
1830 02:02:15 "The Avenger Society."
1831 02:02:20 I like that, for some reason.
1832 02:08:57 Well, well,Doctor. We meet again.
1833 02:09:01 Where in the hell have you been?
1834 02:09:03 To implementthe perfect plan, Doctor,
1835 02:09:06 one must have patience.
1836 02:09:08 What are you talking about?
1837 02:09:11 It's been two goddamn years!
1838 02:09:13 Yes. But what is timebut a trick of the mind?
1839 02:09:18 A meaningless measure.
1840 02:09:20 Hey. I'm 57 years old.
1841 02:09:22 I'm stuck in a concrete boxsurrounded by lunatics
1842 02:09:26 waiting for a worm to enactsome, what,
1843 02:09:28 vague plan I've been toldabsolutely nothing about?
1844 02:09:30 It takes me a very long timeto get places, okay?
1845 02:09:33 I do not have legs,I do not have wings,
1846 02:09:36 I just slither around endlessly.
1847 02:09:39 But not for long.
1848 02:09:44 Tell me everything.
1849 02:09:48 Just one more thingI need to do.
1850 02:09:50 What? No!
1851 02:09:53 Oh, goddamn it!
