不法岳父母 The Out-Laws(2023)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:13 Terrific.
2 00:00:17 ["Ain't That Love" by Ray Charles playing]
3 00:00:20 ♪ Now, baby, when you sighI wanna sigh with you ♪
4 00:00:23 ♪ When you cryI wanna cry some too ♪
5 00:00:27 ♪ Now, ain't that love ♪
6 00:00:29 ♪ Oh, bring that love ♪
7 00:00:31 ♪ That I feel in my heart with you ♪
8 00:00:35 ♪ When your friendsTurn their back on you ♪
9 00:00:39 ♪ I'll be here just to see you through ♪
10 00:00:43 ♪ Ain't that love, babyThat I feel in my heart for you ♪
11 00:00:50 ♪ Oh, play it, son ♪
12 00:00:52 ["Ain't That Love" continues playing]
13 00:00:59 ♪ Now, ain't that love ♪
14 00:01:01 ♪ Ain't that love ♪
15 00:01:03 ♪ Come on, nowAin't that love, now ♪
16 00:01:07 ♪ Ain't that love, babyThat I feel in my heart for you ♪
17 00:01:13 [wedding march playing on piano]
18 00:01:15 ♪ Here comes the bride ♪
19 00:01:19 ♪ All dressed in-- ♪Stair!
20 00:01:22 ♪ White ♪
21 00:01:24 ♪ Follow the sound of my voiceRight here ♪
22 00:01:26 ♪ Stop right there! ♪
23 00:01:29 Okay, open your eyes.
24 00:01:32 [gasps]
25 00:01:33 It's a 3D seating chart.
26 00:01:34 - Built to scale, naturally.- Wow!
27 00:01:37 Each action figurecorresponds to the personality
28 00:01:39 and/or appearance of our guest.
29 00:01:41 - Babe, this is incredible!- You like it?
30 00:01:43 - Yeah, I like it. I love it.- Mmm.
31 00:01:46 Aw!
32 00:01:48 Ooh!
33 00:01:50 Who's He-Man?
34 00:01:52 What do you mean, "Who's He-Man?"
35 00:01:54 Oh!
36 00:01:55 Look at his butt cheeks,then look at mine.
37 00:01:57 - Tell me it's not the same.- Mmm-hmm. Yep, I see it now.
38 00:02:00 All right! So what do we think?Bride gets final say.
39 00:02:03 - [woman] Those are your parents, right?- Mmm-hmm.
40 00:02:05 Do you think we couldadd two more to that table?
41 00:02:07 My parents just emailedthat they're coming.
42 00:02:11 - Are you kidding? What?- Yeah.
43 00:02:13 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Parker.
44 00:02:16 Yes!Oh, I get to meet your parents, finally!
45 00:02:19 - Whoo-hoo!- [laughing]
46 00:02:21 - [grunting]- [Parker] Oh, okay.
47 00:02:24 I'm gonna marry this guy.
48 00:02:25 Oh, gosh, that is--Oh, you have to be so psyched.
49 00:02:28 Are you psyched? You're not psyched.Are you psyched at all?
50 00:02:32 - Is there any psyched happening?- Yeah. Yeah, no, I...
51 00:02:35 It's... It's totally great. I just...
52 00:02:37 I've told you. They can be...
53 00:02:40 They can be a lot.
54 00:02:41 Okay, have you met my parents?
55 00:02:43 I only picked Skeletor and Medusa
56 00:02:46 because they don't makeStalin and Lizzie Borden dolls.
57 00:02:51 Yeah, I'd probably regret it one dayif my parents didn't come to my wedding.
58 00:02:54 Yes, you would.We're gonna get through this.
59 00:02:57 'Cause there is nothing He-Manand the pink Power Ranger
60 00:03:00 can't handle together.
61 00:03:02 Unless Hordak shows up at the wedding.
62 00:03:05 Is that a deep cut He-Man reference?
63 00:03:07 Yeah-ha!
64 00:03:10 Oh, I love you.
65 00:03:12 Oh, I love you too.
66 00:03:13 - ["Yup!" by Yung Gravy playing]- ♪ Gravy gettin' buck ♪
67 00:03:16 ♪ Every time I get up in it ♪
68 00:03:18 ♪ Always pull upWith a plethora of women... ♪
69 00:03:21 [Owen's mother on speakerphone]Your Aunt Linda, she's allergic to nickel.
70 00:03:25 Does the silverware have nickel?
71 00:03:27 I don't know, Mom.
72 00:03:28 Cheap silverware has nickel.Nickel-plated, okay?
73 00:03:30 You're not gonna skimp on the silverware?
74 00:03:32 I'll make sure we have high-quality,nickel-free silverware.
75 00:03:35 - Okay?- Good.
76 00:03:36 But that's not why I called.I've got good news.
77 00:03:39 Parker's parents can come to the wedding.
78 00:03:43 [air whistling]
79 00:03:45 Hello?
80 00:03:47 Guys, I know you're there,I can hear Dad's nose whistle.
81 00:03:49 I'm sorry, what kinda parentsskip their own daughter's wedding?
82 00:03:52 They're not skipping it!That's the thing, they're not!
83 00:03:54 Oh, please.
84 00:03:56 I'm sorry, they were livingwith the Yanomami tribe in the Amazon.
85 00:03:58 It's not exactly easy for them to travel.
86 00:04:00 No wonder Parker became a stripper.
87 00:04:02 She's not a stripper!I've told you a million times!
88 00:04:05 She runs a yoga studio!A very successful one!
89 00:04:08 Oh, I didn't know that.
90 00:04:09 Yes, you knew that!I invited you to a class.
91 00:04:12 You expect your mother to get on a pole?
92 00:04:14 - There's no pole! It's a yoga studio!- I'll bet business is booming.
93 00:04:17 It is booming.Not in the way I think you're inferring.
94 00:04:19 - I'm just saying.- Please.
95 00:04:21 Please, can we just not make it weird?Just this one time?
96 00:04:24 - [parents] Weird?- We're not weird! You're weird!
97 00:04:27 Your father and Ihave been talking about it recently.
98 00:04:29 You've become weird, Owen.
99 00:04:31 It's true!
100 00:04:32 [Owen's mother] And you never behavedlike that before you met this stripper!
101 00:04:36 - ["Yup!" continues playing]- [sighing]
102 00:04:38 ♪ Light the blunts upWhen I walk in the building ♪
103 00:04:41 ♪ Gravy gettin' buckEvery time I get up in it ♪
104 00:04:44 ♪ Always pull upWith a plethora of women ♪
105 00:04:47 ♪ I be like"Yup, ooh, that's how I be living" ♪
106 00:04:49 ♪ Mama say, "What's up?"She trying to get it ♪
107 00:04:53 - Boop.- [song fading]
108 00:04:56 Let me get this straight.You haven't met this woman's parents yet?
109 00:04:58 No. It's not that weird.
110 00:05:00 They've been off the gridthe whole time we've been together.
111 00:05:02 That's so fucking weird, man.
112 00:05:04 Owen, I don't wanna hurt your feelings,
113 00:05:06 but when you first told us about Parker,we thought you were makin' her up.
114 00:05:09 That does hurt my feelings.
115 00:05:11 But it shouldn't hurt your feelings,because I've never seen you with nobody,
116 00:05:14 so I'm like, "This can't be a real woman.Maybe it's a mannequin or a sex doll."
117 00:05:18 But guess what? She was real.
118 00:05:20 When I saw her,I was like, "Girl, you alive!"
119 00:05:22 This motherfuckermade this fairy tale come true.
120 00:05:24 Because I didn't believeshit you said at first.
121 00:05:26 This couldn't behurting my feelings any more.
122 00:05:28 What we're saying is,is that whatever spell or potion you used
123 00:05:33 to trick that woman into liking youisn't gonna work on her parents.
124 00:05:36 - Oh, you're worried about me with parents?- [tube dinging]
125 00:05:40 The only people that love memore than parents? Grandparents.
126 00:05:43 You sit me next to a grandma at dinner,watch the sparks fly.
127 00:05:47 Oh, this is the diaper! She did it again!
128 00:05:49 - Hey! Hey! Just--- [baby crying]
129 00:05:53 Uh, why am I even doing this?This isn't my job. This is Gary's job.
130 00:05:58 Guys, where's Gary?
131 00:05:59 All right, no more "accidentally" lockingGary in the vault. I'm serious.
132 00:06:03 It's this new security systemyou designed.
133 00:06:05 - Shit is mad complicated.- It should be. It's a vault.
134 00:06:09 It's state-of-the-art.No one's getting in this bad boy.
135 00:06:12 Oh! Is this the same one Phoebe King has?
136 00:06:17 - Essentially.- [woman] Who is Phoebe King?
137 00:06:18 Phoebe King manages Atlas Reserve,the top bank in the state.
138 00:06:22 Not a top bank. Mmm-mmm.
139 00:06:23 There's not, like,an official ranking or anything.
140 00:06:26 100% is, they wrote a whole article.Yeah, that's the top bank in the state.
141 00:06:29 It's a good bank, decent bank. Clean.
142 00:06:31 Last conference,Owen got called out by Phoebe King,
143 00:06:34 by her saying that a Butterball turkeycould break into our vault.
144 00:06:38 I don't exactly remember it like that.
145 00:06:40 And she called you a dickless troll.
146 00:06:42 - Oh!- Damn!
147 00:06:43 Now, I tried not to laugh,
148 00:06:45 but I couldn't help it'cause it was fucking hysterical.
149 00:06:47 - Imagining you without a dick.- Ooh!
150 00:06:49 Just nothing but a smooth surface,no genitalia at all.
151 00:06:52 Dickless troll,that's borderline unprofessional.
152 00:06:55 Fucking hilarious.
153 00:06:56 And you know what? I'd love to seea Butterball turkey break into this.
154 00:07:00 ♪ She left me roses by the stairs ♪
155 00:07:04 [monitor chiming]
156 00:07:09 Hey, Gary.
157 00:07:10 You're lucky I had mints in my pocket.I could have starved in here.
158 00:07:14 For probably the 50th time,
159 00:07:16 there's an emergency escape latchon the inside of the door.
160 00:07:19 Every vault has one.
161 00:07:20 And like I keep telling you...
162 00:07:23 [yelling] I can't find it!
163 00:07:26 [man whispers] God damn, Gary.
164 00:07:29 [Owen's mother] So, um, Parker,
165 00:07:30 um, I understand thatyour parents are doing the right thing
166 00:07:35 and coming to your wedding.
167 00:07:36 Isn't that nice? It's very nice!
168 00:07:38 - [Owen] Yes, it is! Thanks, Mom.- [Parker] Yeah. Super nice.
169 00:07:41 [whispers] She hasn'tseen her parents for a very long time.
170 00:07:43 I know. I know.
171 00:07:44 - How come they're not showing up?- They live in a cave in the jungle.
172 00:07:48 - Like Bin Laden?- A little like Bin Laden, right.
173 00:07:50 - [Owen] Um, that's... That's not it.- It's okay, I got it.
174 00:07:53 - Can I see your tattoos again?- Oh, um, not right now.
175 00:07:56 Your Aunt Margieisn't the biggest fan, so, shh.
176 00:07:58 She said you got them so youcould get bigger tips when you strip.
177 00:08:01 - Uh, once again, I'm not a stripper.- My boyfriend's gonna get a tattoo.
178 00:08:05 - [Parker] Oh, yeah? Of what?- My name across his lower back.
179 00:08:08 - [exclaims]- Hey, cuz!
180 00:08:10 Jesus! Hi, buddy. Well, don't...
181 00:08:13 How come I wasn'tinvited to the, uh, bachelor party?
182 00:08:15 - You know I'm, like, an EMT now, right?- [mutters] I do know that, yeah.
183 00:08:19 Yeah, well, I'd love to give youa ride in the ambulance.
184 00:08:22 - You know, hit the siren, zip around town.- [Owen's father] That's fun.
185 00:08:25 Yeah, maybe, uh, flatline you in the back,go to the other side.
186 00:08:28 Ask Grandpa Seymourwhat it was like dying by, you know...
187 00:08:31 [imitates choking and grunting]
188 00:08:33 [Owen's father] Okay, stop it. All right.
189 00:08:35 - [Owen] Why is he doing that?- [Owen's father] That was a rumor. Stop.
190 00:08:37 No, man. She walked in on it.She was so sad when she found him.
191 00:08:40 Guy's a legend, died beating off.
192 00:08:42 - [Owen's mother gasps]- [phone ringing]
193 00:08:43 I'm getting a phone call. Lucky for me.I didn't even plan this.
194 00:08:46 This just happened coincidentally.Hey, storage space!
195 00:08:50 Ah, thanks for returning my call!
196 00:08:52 - This is Owen Browning again.- What the fuck do you want?
197 00:08:55 Well, I'm getting married in a week,
198 00:08:57 so I'm putting togethera little photo montage.
199 00:09:01 But here's the thing, I don't haveany photos of my fiancée's family.
200 00:09:05 And rumor has it that they actuallyhave a unit in your storage facility.
201 00:09:09 Um, it should be under the name McDermott.
202 00:09:11 - [sinister note plays]- Do... Do you have the locker?
203 00:09:14 - [Owen's mother] Oh, my God!- [Owen's father] I'm on fire!
204 00:09:16 - [man] EMT!- Oh, shit.
205 00:09:18 - [all clamoring]- [man] Soy sauce!
206 00:09:21 Mom! That's not water!
207 00:09:23 - [fire whooshing]- [all screaming]
208 00:09:27 [line ringing]
209 00:09:30 Yeah. You told me to call if anyoneasked about the McDermott locker.
210 00:09:33 [woman] McDermott locker?
211 00:09:35 Yes.
212 00:09:36 Do you have a name?
213 00:09:38 Owen Browning.
214 00:09:47 These diamonds are shit.
215 00:09:55 [sinister music playing]
216 00:10:02 [exhales softly]
217 00:10:03 What is it?
218 00:10:04 It's silly. I thought that...
219 00:10:06 [laughs] I thought that button wasa trap door to a shark tank or something.
220 00:10:10 [laughs] Trap door? No!
221 00:10:13 I just wanted someoneto come clean up this mess.
222 00:10:16 - What mess?- You.
223 00:10:22 [softly] "Shark tank."
224 00:10:25 Call the aquarium!
225 00:10:28 Does your dad always keepan extra shirt in the trunk of his car?
226 00:10:31 [Owen] Ha! Yeah, well...
227 00:10:33 It's not the first timehe caught on fire in a restaurant.
228 00:10:35 And then how aboutwhen your niece asked me
229 00:10:37 if my neck flaps in the windwhen I ride a bicycle?
230 00:10:40 Thank you for not being offended.
231 00:10:42 They are truly disturbed people.
232 00:10:44 Ugh, God. Now, you're gonnahave to meet my family.
233 00:10:49 - Are you worried they won't like me?- No, not at all. Are you?
234 00:10:53 No! Mmm-mmm.
235 00:10:54 Not liking youis like not liking Mr. Rogers.
236 00:10:57 The Notorious F-R-E...
237 00:11:00 D.
238 00:11:02 - When do they come into town?- Not until the night before the wedding.
239 00:11:05 Oh! That gives me just enough time.
240 00:11:08 Oh, yeah? Time for what?
241 00:11:12 [muffled] I've gotsomething special planned.
242 00:11:13 Oh! Is that right?
243 00:11:15 - Love it.- [sensual music playing]
244 00:11:18 [Parker giggles]
245 00:11:20 - [growls]- Oh! Oh, you scared me.
246 00:11:23 Okay, yeah, yeah.Do that thing you like to do.
247 00:11:26 - [Parker] Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
248 00:11:27 [moaning]
249 00:11:30 - ["Get Some" by Outasight playing]- ♪ Get some, get some ♪
250 00:11:33 ♪ Get up and have funWe lookin' so fly ♪
251 00:11:35 ♪ Everybody get down to get some... ♪
252 00:11:38 Wow!Somebody balled out at Michaels crafts.
253 00:11:41 Just makin' some prezziesfor Parker's parents.
254 00:11:43 If you do me a favor,could you not say the word "prezzies"?
255 00:11:46 Know what I mean? Just own it, brother.You do arts and crafts.
256 00:11:48 You're a craft man.
257 00:11:49 I think it's sexy as hell when a manis passionate about something.
258 00:11:52 - Thank you, Marisol.- Just not this pussy shit.
259 00:11:54 [Gary laughing hysterically]
260 00:11:56 Man, shut the fuck up, Gary. God damn.
261 00:12:00 [Parker on phone] Thanks forgoing to the store. I was dreading that.
262 00:12:03 [Owen] No problemo.
263 00:12:05 Hey, I got that tofu you like.I know my girl likes her tofu extra firm.
264 00:12:10 [Parker laughing] Yeah.I like my tofu like I like my men.
265 00:12:12 Real hard.
266 00:12:14 Oh, okay.
267 00:12:16 All this talk is making me thinkthat we might be boinkin' tonight.
268 00:12:20 [Parker] Oh, yeah.
269 00:12:21 I'm gonna twist you like oneof your Go-Gurts and slurp you dry.
270 00:12:25 Oh! Oh...
271 00:12:27 Uh, yeah, yeah.Okay, well, I'm willing to try anything.
272 00:12:30 - I guess I'll start stretching.- [Parker] Okay, babe, love you!
273 00:12:33 I love you too! Oop.
274 00:12:36 Okay!
275 00:12:41 ♪ Oh, sweet Parker ♪
276 00:12:44 ♪ The time has come ♪
277 00:12:48 ♪ We'll be boinkin' till the morning sun ♪
278 00:12:51 ♪ I swear ♪
279 00:12:54 ♪ I care ♪
280 00:12:57 ♪ Pickle chips ♪
281 00:13:00 ♪ Ritz Stackables ♪
282 00:13:04 ♪ 'Cause tonight we're going to bone-- ♪
283 00:13:08 Hi, Owen.
284 00:13:09 - [shrieks]- No, you don't!
285 00:13:11 - [man] Oh, shit! Well done.- [woman] Oh, shit.
286 00:13:13 - Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.- You all right there, Owen?
287 00:13:16 She took a self-defense class.Looks like money well spent.
288 00:13:20 Please don't kill me.
289 00:13:21 - Let's get this little shit up. Come on.- Yeah, let's get him. Come on, get up.
290 00:13:24 There you go. We're not gonna kill you.We're Parker's parents.
291 00:13:28 Mmm-hmm.
292 00:13:29 - [laughing] Oh! Okay.- [man] Yeah.
293 00:13:32 Okay, yeah!
294 00:13:33 Well, Mr. and Mrs. McDermott,it is an honor to--
295 00:13:37 Oh! Come here! Come here!
296 00:13:42 [cackling]
297 00:13:43 Let's forget the formalities, shall we?"Mr. McDermott," all that crap.
298 00:13:46 - Yeah.- Call me Billy.
299 00:13:49 Okay, Billy.
300 00:13:50 [laughing nervously]
301 00:13:52 Oh, well, you must be Parker's dadbecause you two kiss exactly the same.
302 00:13:56 [all laughing]
303 00:13:58 - I'm Lilly.- Hey, Lilly.
304 00:14:00 - Yeah, thanks, that's good.- Okay, yeah.
305 00:14:01 - [Parker] Mom?- [Billy] Oh, look who's here!
306 00:14:03 - [Lilly] Aw, baby! Oh, my God!- Dad? What?
307 00:14:05 [both exclaiming]
308 00:14:07 [Parker] You're here!What are you doing here?
309 00:14:09 Yeah, the flight was early, and, uh...Actually, you were singing.
310 00:14:12 I heard you singing a little dittyabout boinking our daughter.
311 00:14:15 - [Parker] Really?- [both agreeing]
312 00:14:17 Uh, just a little dittythat I was doing in private.
313 00:14:20 Didn't know it was, uh,in front of my future in-laws.
314 00:14:23 - How'd... How'd you guys get in?- The door was unlocked.
315 00:14:26 That is weird, 'causeI never forget to lock the front door.
316 00:14:29 Are you calling my wife a liar? Huh?
317 00:14:33 [yelling] You calling my wife a liar?Is that it?
318 00:14:36 I just walk in hereand now you're accusing her?
319 00:14:39 You want me to hit your face--
320 00:14:41 Ha-ha-ha!
321 00:14:42 [all laughing]
322 00:14:44 [wincing] You were joking! It's a joke!
323 00:14:47 It's a joke! It's a joke! Okay!
324 00:14:52 So, how do you like your prezzies?
325 00:14:55 I'm wearing it, aren't I?
326 00:14:58 Well, should we tell them our story?We have a really cute meet-cute.
327 00:15:02 It's, uh, you're gonna love this story.
328 00:15:04 There's one thing you need to knowabout me, my family has hip issues.
329 00:15:08 And, obviously, wanted to get ahead of it.
330 00:15:10 Went to the doctor.She said, "Have you tried yoga?"
331 00:15:13 - [Billy chuckles]- [Owen] Got a coupon.
332 00:15:15 Went to my first yoga class...
333 00:15:17 - It was my class.- [laughing]
334 00:15:18 I was teaching the class!I mean, what are the odds?
335 00:15:21 - Crazy!- Right?
336 00:15:22 [chuckles] That's amazing.
337 00:15:24 So then I noticed that halfwaythrough the class, Owen's in child's pose.
338 00:15:29 Yep. Okay, so get this.
339 00:15:30 Okay, I'm in child's pose.
340 00:15:32 And while I'm in child's pose,I pass out, but no one notices. Look.
341 00:15:37 [laughing] Look.
342 00:15:38 If I was unconscious right now,you couldn't even tell.
343 00:15:40 - [Parker] Right?- [Billy] Oh, yeah.
344 00:15:42 So then everyone leaves, class is over,
345 00:15:45 and I notice thatOwen's still in child's pose.
346 00:15:47 And I think to myself,
347 00:15:48 "Oh, fuck. This guy just died.He's dead. He's a goner."
348 00:15:52 - Mmm-mmm. But I didn't.- [Parker] Nope.
349 00:15:54 Then, when Parker unfolded me,and I came to,
350 00:15:57 I looked up at her big, beautiful smile,and I realized...
351 00:16:01 "This is the womanI'm gonna spend the rest of my life with."
352 00:16:04 - And you were right.- Yes, I was.
353 00:16:07 Aww.
354 00:16:08 - And then you asked her out.- No, actually.
355 00:16:10 I went to her class for a year and a halfand she finally asked me out.
356 00:16:14 [big band music playing]
357 00:16:18 ♪ Honey dew, honey dew, honey dew ♪
358 00:16:25 [scoffs] I can't find anyoneto cover my class,
359 00:16:27 so I'm just gonna have to cancel.
360 00:16:28 - [Owen] Mmm-mmm.- Make sure my parents are okay.
361 00:16:30 I'm not gonnalet you get in trouble at work.
362 00:16:32 I have 178 sick days already saved up.I already called in.
363 00:16:36 - It's not about-- No-- Actually, babe--- I got you, don't worry about it!
364 00:16:40 - Don't worry, I got it! Oh, hey!- [Lilly] Aw!
365 00:16:42 - Good morning, future family.- [Parker] Hi!
366 00:16:44 - Good morning! Morning, Dad.- [Billy] Nice to see you. Good morning.
367 00:16:47 So I have to go into work today,but Owen is taking his first day off
368 00:16:51 since he started at the bank,he's gonna show you guys around.
369 00:16:53 - Right, babe?- [Owen] Exciting!
370 00:16:55 - [hooting wildly]- [laughing]
371 00:16:59 I don't like my tushy touched,and she finds it hilarious.
372 00:17:04 - I do!- It scares me... something about it.
373 00:17:07 - All right, well, I'll see you tonight.- Okay. Bye.
374 00:17:10 - You two, behave. All right? Be nice.- [Billy] Bye, bye, darling.
375 00:17:13 - [Parker] It means a lot to him. Be good.- Love you. We'll be good.
376 00:17:16 - [Owen] Bye! Love you!- Bye!
377 00:17:20 Okay! Oh! You want some OJ?Good. Good, good, good.
378 00:17:22 [Billy] I do.
379 00:17:23 So, hope you guys are hungry,
380 00:17:25 because I've got...
381 00:17:28 baked eggs Florentine.
382 00:17:30 We have some roasted-- [hooting wildly]
383 00:17:33 [laughing] Got in there deep.
384 00:17:36 Okay, uh... Well, enough about breakfast.
385 00:17:39 I hope you're ready to have some funbecause I got us tickets
386 00:17:42 to a South American pottery exhibition.
387 00:17:47 Why?
388 00:17:49 Because you guys were livingwith the Yanomami tribe in the Amazon...
389 00:17:53 Oh! Oh, yeah.
390 00:17:54 ...who obviously areknown for their exquisite pottery.
391 00:17:57 We spent so many years with that tribethat we're all potteried out.
392 00:18:01 All right, well, let's goto the next step of our adventure.
393 00:18:05 The Holocaust Museum!
394 00:18:08 Honestly, I've been there, like... I would...They've got an amazing food court!
395 00:18:12 [groans]
396 00:18:14 Okay!
397 00:18:16 Look, we're not into potteryand we're not into Holocaust awareness.
398 00:18:20 Fine. What do you guys want to do?
399 00:18:23 - [hard rock music playing]- [screaming]
400 00:18:26 [Owen screaming] Pull the chute!Pull the chute!
401 00:18:29 [Billy] Not until you convince mewhy I should let you marry my daughter!
402 00:18:34 [Owen] Oh, God!She's my best friend, and I love her!
403 00:18:38 Oh, God! Oh, God!
404 00:18:40 - I dog sit! I tip 20%!- Not good enough!
405 00:18:44 [Owen dejectedly]I'll never have sex with her again.
406 00:18:47 - [Billy] Keep going!- I'm pulling the cord!
407 00:18:49 [Billy] That's my cock, you idiot!
408 00:18:53 [hard rock music continues]
409 00:18:57 [tattoo guns humming]
410 00:19:02 You know, I was thinkingabout choosing a Shrek character,
411 00:19:06 because it's my favorite,but I don't know,
412 00:19:08 this moon is really speaking to me, right?
413 00:19:10 Okay. That looks pretty--
414 00:19:13 [shrieking]
415 00:19:14 Ow! What? What--
416 00:19:17 Ahh!
417 00:19:19 Ahh!
418 00:19:20 - [upbeat music playing]- [Owen] Whoo!
419 00:19:22 [laughing]
420 00:19:26 [grimacing comically]
421 00:19:27 Let's go! Oh, man.
422 00:19:30 Could you guys believe I got a tattoo?
423 00:19:33 [laughing] Who even am I right now?This is a tattoo, it's a moon.
424 00:19:38 [imitates howling] I'm like a wolf.
425 00:19:40 [howling]
426 00:19:41 Bill, why don't you get us another round?I'm not nearly drunk enough.
427 00:19:44 That's a good idea, Lilly.
428 00:19:46 I'll come with! Let's go!
429 00:19:48 [foot scuffling]
430 00:19:52 Mind the shoes, Owen.
431 00:19:53 My bad, Mister Dad. [laughing]
432 00:19:55 - [foot scuffling]- [Owen exclaims]
433 00:19:57 Okay, that one was a little on you,
434 00:19:59 'cause you didn't turn aroundthat quickly. That's okay.
435 00:20:02 - [Billy] Sit!- Yeah.
436 00:20:03 Stay.
437 00:20:04 Okay!
438 00:20:13 - I'll be right back.- [Billy] Oh, no.
439 00:20:14 I'll go. You keep him company. All right?
440 00:20:20 [Owen] God!He is just the coolest, isn't he?
441 00:20:22 It is so awesomethat you get to have sex with him.
442 00:20:25 - Really?- And he smells so good!
443 00:20:27 It smells like...
444 00:20:29 sandalwood and...
445 00:20:31 and danger.
446 00:20:32 - It's Stetson. Cologne.- Is that what that is?
447 00:20:35 [sniffing]
448 00:20:39 How you doing, big fella?
449 00:20:46 Nice to see you again, Billy.You look hella fine.
450 00:20:51 Ah, if you say so.
451 00:20:52 So tell me, what doesa bank manager do, exactly?
452 00:20:55 What does a bank manager not do?
453 00:20:57 I manage all of the employees.
454 00:21:01 And we have 12.
455 00:21:03 Really?
456 00:21:05 And I handle all the security,the whole dang bank.
457 00:21:07 - How did you find us?- That little cunt over there.
458 00:21:10 - [Billy laughs]- He called about the storage locker.
459 00:21:14 - Did he?- New colleague?
460 00:21:16 Uh, no, he's just a family friend.
461 00:21:19 He's an idiot.Doesn't know what's going on.
462 00:21:24 He looks like a fucking idiot.
463 00:21:28 - Yup.- [Owen] Billy!
464 00:21:29 That guy rocks!
465 00:21:31 [howling]
466 00:21:32 [vomiting loudly]
467 00:21:43 Yuck.
468 00:21:48 Jesus, there you are.Oh, you smell like my stepdad's car.
469 00:21:52 [man] So, uh,how did it go with your in-laws?
470 00:21:54 Was it regular bad,or like really, really terrible?
471 00:21:59 It was incredible.
472 00:22:00 I've never met anyonelike these people before.
473 00:22:03 We went skydiving.
474 00:22:05 We got very drunk.
475 00:22:06 I did a little dancing.
476 00:22:08 I finally felt like I waspart of the cool crowd in high school,
477 00:22:11 like I'm a skateboarder,or like I vandalize stuff or something.
478 00:22:15 I don't, but it feels like I could.
479 00:22:19 It was fun. It was almost too much fun.
480 00:22:22 Let's just pray to the banking godsthat we have a nice, chill day.
481 00:22:26 [robber distorted] Everyone,on the ground, now!
482 00:22:32 Ground! Let's go!
483 00:22:34 - Move!- [yelling]
484 00:22:38 [robber] Go.
485 00:22:39 You, hurry up.
486 00:22:43 Get down! Get down!
487 00:22:47 [suspenseful music playing]
488 00:22:50 - [gun cocks]- [exclaims]
489 00:22:55 [tense music playing]
490 00:22:58 [robber] Two minutes.
491 00:23:00 [sputtering] Look, listen, listen.I am fully cooperating in every way.
492 00:23:04 And in that spirit, I have to let you know
493 00:23:07 that this is a state-of-the-art,completely impenetrable security system.
494 00:23:10 And there is no wayyou can pass there in under two--
495 00:23:13 [sputtering] That wasan extremely lucky guess.
496 00:23:16 [muttering]
497 00:23:19 [lock chiming]
498 00:23:20 So you know about the fingerprint bypass?
499 00:23:22 However, this is whereour journey ends, because there's--
500 00:23:25 [robber] Shut up! Read.
501 00:23:28 How did you--
502 00:23:30 [robber] Read!
503 00:23:34 "She left me roses by the stairs."
504 00:23:35 [monitor beeps]
505 00:23:37 [robber] Don't fuck with me.
506 00:23:39 Do not fuck with me!
507 00:23:43 ♪ She left me roses by the stairs ♪
508 00:23:47 [robber 1] "Surprises let meknow she cares."
509 00:23:50 [robber 2] Thirty seconds.
510 00:23:52 [vault door hissing]
511 00:23:55 - Thanks for letting me out.- [robber] You're welcome.
512 00:23:59 In there.
513 00:24:02 - [Owen] Okay! Okay!- Fill that up.
514 00:24:04 [tense music continues]
515 00:24:07 Did you want any small billsin case you have to tip or anything?
516 00:24:10 [robber] Shut the fuck up!
517 00:24:12 - [mysterious music playing]- [sniffing]
518 00:24:15 [sniffing]
519 00:24:16 Sandalwood? And danger.
520 00:24:20 [robber] Faster, move!
521 00:24:27 Stop smiling at me.
522 00:24:30 Enough.
523 00:24:31 Time.
524 00:24:33 Hey. Hey, look, you know,it's not too late to do the right thing.
525 00:24:38 [foot scuffling]
526 00:24:41 Oh...
527 00:24:42 - [mysterious music playing]- [robber sighs distorted]
528 00:24:45 [Owen] I'm sorry.
529 00:24:49 [robber growls]
530 00:24:54 [robber] Thank youfor your cooperation, everyone.
531 00:24:56 Especially you, Owen.
532 00:25:00 You!
533 00:25:04 - [air hissing]- [sirens wailing faintly]
534 00:25:07 [man] They had on top-notch body armor,they had on face mask.
535 00:25:11 Stuff I've never seen before,and I know about a lot of good stuff.
536 00:25:14 The type of training I did... [laughs]I know when I see bad guys walking in.
537 00:25:17 So I tried to stop 'em myself, but, um...[clears throat] I slipped.
538 00:25:21 Could we not write that down?
539 00:25:23 [Marisol faintly] I ain't see shit,I don't know shit, I don't talk to cops.
540 00:25:26 [Gary faintly] ...a million times,I can't find the latch.
541 00:25:29 You deal with the security?
542 00:25:31 [exclaims] I'm the boss!
543 00:25:32 It's the best job in the world.
544 00:25:34 You're adorable.
545 00:25:36 The first part is a numerical codeand it's my childhood phone number.
546 00:25:39 - [Lilly] Good one. Of course.- It's 402-896-6860. It's easy.
547 00:25:42 [gargling loudly]
548 00:25:44 ♪ By the stairs ♪
549 00:25:46 You gotta get a little nasally,act like you're British, but you're not.
550 00:25:49 They're from San Diego.
551 00:25:50 Owen? Oh, my God! But--
552 00:25:53 Are you okay?
553 00:25:56 [exclaims] We came as soon as we heard.
554 00:25:58 - "We"?- [mysterious music playing]
555 00:26:05 [suspenseful music playing]
556 00:26:20 [Oldham] I'm Special AgentRoger Oldham, FBI.
557 00:26:23 So what can you tell meabout the folks that robbed your bank?
558 00:26:28 Can you describe themfor me physically? Anything?
559 00:26:33 [grunts] No, no, can't.They were wearing masks.
560 00:26:36 Does the name "The Ghost Bandits"mean anything to you?
561 00:26:40 Yeah, I'm a bank manager.
562 00:26:41 They're the most notorious bank robbersin American history.
563 00:26:43 They robbed over a hundred banks.
564 00:26:45 They move from state to state,
565 00:26:47 sometimes they disappearfor years at a time.
566 00:26:49 - Do you think--- [mysterious music playing]
567 00:26:51 Do you think it was...the Ghost Bandits that robbed this bank?
568 00:26:57 Everything in my gut tells me it's them.
569 00:27:03 Except one thing has been bugging me.
570 00:27:06 [tense music playing]
571 00:27:08 How they gained access to your vault.
572 00:27:14 [tense music building]
573 00:27:17 - [sobbing incoherently]- [Billy] It's all right, Owen. It's okay.
574 00:27:21 - [babbling]- [Billy] Breathe, breathe.
575 00:27:23 - There you go, in through your nose.- [Lilly] Blow it out.
576 00:27:26 - Give it a big blow. Good boy.- [Billy] Blow, blow, blow.
577 00:27:28 - [blowing violently]- Jesus.
578 00:27:30 [Owen wailing]
579 00:27:38 Oh.
580 00:27:40 Okay, you know what?We're done here, all right? That's enough.
581 00:27:43 - You've probably had enough.- Very emotional.
582 00:27:46 Well done, Owen.
583 00:27:49 Mmm.
584 00:27:52 In case anything jogs your memory...
585 00:27:54 the top number, 24/7.
586 00:27:56 The bottom number...
587 00:27:59 don't call that one.
588 00:28:03 [door opens]
589 00:28:05 [door closes]
590 00:28:19 [sniffs]
591 00:28:20 [sighs]
592 00:28:24 Do we think we mightbe a little more comfortable
593 00:28:26 if someone was in the front seat?
594 00:28:28 Nope.
595 00:28:30 - [Owen] Mmm.- We're here for you.
596 00:28:32 Yeah.
597 00:28:34 [Owen coughs]
598 00:28:36 [Billy] Come on.
599 00:28:41 Bingo.
600 00:28:42 Whose car is this?
601 00:28:43 It's yours, Owen. It's all yours.
602 00:28:46 Isn't that nice? My parents got us a carwithout asking us first.
603 00:28:50 It's just a little wedding present.
604 00:28:51 We thought you deserved something betterthan that, uh, wussy wagon of yours.
605 00:28:55 So this is what you were doing all day?You were buying a hot rod?
606 00:28:59 There's something about itthat just screams Owen T. Browning.
607 00:29:03 - Don't you agree?- Yeah! It's got your name all over it!
608 00:29:07 - I love it! Oh, yeah!- [Lilly laughing]
609 00:29:09 I love it, thank you.Um, I can't wait to drive it.
610 00:29:13 - Want to take it for a spin now?- No.
611 00:29:18 [Billy chuckles]
612 00:29:19 I'm like 85% certain it's them.I have to tell Parker.
613 00:29:23 If you falsely accuseyour fiancée's parents of robbing a bank,
614 00:29:27 that is relationship suicide!
615 00:29:28 So what am I supposed to do, hmm?Pretend like it didn't happen?
616 00:29:31 Hell, yes!
617 00:29:32 Let me tell you something, I spent 80%of my life acting like shit didn't happen.
618 00:29:36 Three weeks ago,I spilled some Lucky Charms in my bed,
619 00:29:39 I still ain't said shit about it.
620 00:29:41 [laughs] And, besides, didn't you tell meyou gave them the code to the vault?
621 00:29:44 Well, yeah, but I was wastedand I was trying to impress them.
622 00:29:47 Yeah, that means if they robbed the bank,
623 00:29:52 you did too.
624 00:29:53 - [laughing]- No, I didn't.
625 00:29:55 [laughing hysterically]
626 00:29:57 - You gave them the fuckin' code!- [softly] Are you saying I'm an accessory?
627 00:30:00 No, you ain't no accessory,you are the fucking mastermind!
628 00:30:04 [laughing] This is gangster!Okay, look, can I be honest with you?
629 00:30:06 I steal, too, from the bank. That's right.
630 00:30:09 I haven't bought toilet paperin seven years.
631 00:30:12 - That was you?- Mmm-hmm!
632 00:30:13 From the men's and the ladies' bathroom.Come on, that's execution.
633 00:30:17 I don't care about the toilet paper.I don't care about the toilet paper.
634 00:30:20 - Hey! Okay, goodbye, thank you.- Hey! Who was that?
635 00:30:25 The baker. They just called.
636 00:30:27 They said there was a big commotionover there and they can't make the cake.
637 00:30:32 Wait, what? You're serious?
638 00:30:34 - I know!- What happened?
639 00:30:35 - The baker died.- [gasps] Oh, my God!
640 00:30:38 - How?- Kicked in the chest by a horse.
641 00:30:40 - Jesus!- Yeah.
642 00:30:42 Heart exploded on impact.
643 00:30:44 - Oh, my God.- I know.
644 00:30:45 - Hey, don't be sad! Hey, don't be sad!- [exclaims]
645 00:30:48 It's okay, 'cause the...the baker was racist.
646 00:30:52 - Yeah, like, a bad racist.- Are there good racists?
647 00:30:55 Well, my grandmother, so...Anyway, what's up?
648 00:30:59 Uh, my parents made samosas,so I was just coming to tell you.
649 00:31:03 How light and fun! Samosas! I love that.
650 00:31:06 - Okay, I'll see you down there.- Just take your time.
651 00:31:09 - All right?- It'll be okay.
652 00:31:11 - It's all right, we'll get a new cake.- All right. Yeah.
653 00:31:14 Definitely not a racist this time.[laughing] All right, love you.
654 00:31:23 Hi.
655 00:31:24 I'm going to need to cancel a cake order.
656 00:31:26 Yeah, my fiancée was kickedin the head by a horse.
657 00:31:31 - [vomiting on video]- [Oldham] Huh.
658 00:31:33 [suspenseful music playing]
659 00:31:39 Why are you so nervous, Owen?
660 00:31:44 So, I know this might sound crazy,
661 00:31:46 but I think Parker's parents
662 00:31:50 might be criminals.
663 00:31:51 - Yeah!- Well, of course they're criminals.
664 00:31:53 Why do you thinkthey're skipping their daughter's wedding?
665 00:31:55 They're comingto the fucking wedding! Okay?
666 00:31:59 [sputtering] They're literally coming!We're--
667 00:32:03 Okay.
668 00:32:05 I think that they are the peoplethat robbed my bank.
669 00:32:07 - No! How do you know?- I don't.
670 00:32:10 But I'm not gonna turn Parker's lifeupside down unless I do know for a fact,
671 00:32:13 so I need your help, okay?
672 00:32:14 Okay, okay, here they come.Do that thing you guys do.
673 00:32:16 What thing?
674 00:32:17 That thing where you ask highly-invasive,inappropriate personal questions.
675 00:32:21 Hmm? Okay, come on!
676 00:32:22 [loudly] Hi, guys! Hey!
677 00:32:25 Honey. You sure you're up for this?
678 00:32:27 - Yeah, you?- Oh, yeah. I took a weed gummy.
679 00:32:29 Smart! Billy and Lilly McDermott,meet my parents Neil and Margie Browning.
680 00:32:33 - Pleasure to me you, Neil.- It's my pleasure.
681 00:32:36 - You're very attractive.- Oh, thank you.
682 00:32:38 That's not a compliment.For me, it's too much.
683 00:32:53 [Lilly] Well, hi, there.
684 00:32:54 - Hi, hello.- [Margie] Hi.
685 00:32:56 [Lilly] Mmm! Oh, wow!
686 00:32:58 Speaking of attractive,you have absolutely flawless skin.
687 00:33:02 What do you use?
688 00:33:04 Soap.
689 00:33:06 - Perhaps we should have some cocktails?- [Lilly] Yeah, cocktails.
690 00:33:09 The sun is still out.
691 00:33:13 [laughs nervously] Okay, we got a table.Let's sit down.
692 00:33:15 It's gonna be fun!
693 00:33:17 - [McDermotts laughing]- And then I said,
694 00:33:19 "We don't need a gondolier!"
695 00:33:21 Lilly, she pushesthe wee fella off the boat,
696 00:33:24 and we start paddling up the Grand Canal.
697 00:33:26 [all exclaiming and laughing]
698 00:33:29 So, Billy, Lilly,let me ask you something.
699 00:33:32 [Billy] Yeah, shoot.
700 00:33:33 - Have you ever committed a felony?- [Owen gags] Mmm-mmm.
701 00:33:36 [Margie] No, no, no!
702 00:33:37 Now, if we're gonna be family,we need to know if they're criminals, so...
703 00:33:42 - [Owen] Stop. Don't.- Give me that. Are you criminals?
704 00:33:44 My parents aren't criminals.
705 00:33:46 No, that's okay, baby.
706 00:33:47 I'm sure our lifestyle seems a little,um, unconventional to the Brownings.
707 00:33:51 Well, yeah, I mean they livein the jungle with the edamame people.
708 00:33:56 [Owen] No, that's a bean.
709 00:33:57 - [Neil] What's the name?- Yanomami.
710 00:33:59 What'd I say?
711 00:34:00 You said edamame,like at a Japanese restaurant.
712 00:34:03 They are the peopleof waitheri, totihi, peheti.
713 00:34:06 What is that now?
714 00:34:08 It's a common Yanomami phrase.I'm sure you've heard it.
715 00:34:10 - Honey, what are you doing?- Nothing! Just striking up a convo.
716 00:34:15 [laughs nervously]
717 00:34:16 Owen, if I didn't know any better,I'd think you were quizzing us.
718 00:34:19 No! It's just... You livedwith the Yanomamis for two years.
719 00:34:22 I'm sure you know what the phrase"waitheri, totihi, peheti" means.
720 00:34:31 It means courage...
721 00:34:33 beauty, and truth.
722 00:34:36 And if we seem a little confused,it's because your accent is so atrocious,
723 00:34:40 it's an affrontto the Yanomami people and their god!
724 00:34:48 Owen, what the hell is wrong with you?
725 00:34:51 Anyway![laughing] The Amazon is a wondrous place.
726 00:34:55 You two would love it.
727 00:34:56 Well, we don't travel.Um, Neil has traveler's diarrhea.
728 00:35:02 - It's not just when I travel.- [Billy] Yeah.
729 00:35:04 Oh, Margie,I bet under that cautious exterior,
730 00:35:08 there's a bubbling free spiritwaiting to get out.
731 00:35:12 Oh, no doubt this onewas really wild back in the day.
732 00:35:17 Uh, well, once,before I was pregnant with Owen, I, um...
733 00:35:23 Well, I participated in an orgy.
734 00:35:26 [laughing]
735 00:35:27 - What?- Yeah! [laughs]
736 00:35:29 - Mom, an orgy?- Yeah!
737 00:35:30 [shouting] An orgy?
738 00:35:32 - [Margie] Yes!- Yep.
739 00:35:33 I'm probably saying it wrong,
740 00:35:34 but it's that thing where you goand you just fuck everybody.
741 00:35:38 - Oh, yeah, that's an orgy, all right.- I had a lot of orgies.
742 00:35:42 - [all laughing]- That's where she met Dan Marino!
743 00:35:44 - The football player?- Yeah!
744 00:35:46 Well, it was either there or JCPenney.
745 00:35:49 Dan Marino doesn't shop at JCPenney.He's a Hall of Famer.
746 00:35:53 You met Dan Marino at the orgy.
747 00:35:55 - Oh, Jesus Christ! So is Dad my dad?- Of course I'm your dad!
748 00:35:58 Don't be ridiculous! Why do you thinkyou have the Browning lower back hair?
749 00:36:02 I've seen you play sports,I know sure as shit it wasn't Dan Marino!
750 00:36:08 - [Owen] Wait, what?- [Neil] Dan Marino!
751 00:36:10 - Here's to Danny boy.- [Margie] Danny!
752 00:36:12 - [all toasting]- [Lilly] To Danny boy!
753 00:36:15 Whoo! Touchdown! [laughing]
754 00:36:28 Hey. Okay, look.So here's me, here's my dad.
755 00:36:32 The nose, the same beady,little dead eyes.
756 00:36:35 It's the same, right?
757 00:36:37 - And the lower back hair.- Sweetie, I've seen your back hair.
758 00:36:41 Okay, of course,but you haven't seen my dad's.
759 00:36:44 - Should we FaceTime him?- [laughs] No. Can we just talk for a sec?
760 00:36:50 Yeah!
761 00:36:52 Everything okay?
762 00:36:54 What was that at dinner?
763 00:36:56 Oh, I don't know, just the factthat Dan Marino fucked my mom.
764 00:37:00 Yeah, I... I know.I know, and your bank got robbed.
765 00:37:03 And he's a big man.
766 00:37:05 He is. That's true. Um...
767 00:37:08 Look, I know you've been through a lot,and that's extremely traumatic,
768 00:37:12 both things,
769 00:37:14 but is there something else going on?
770 00:37:17 Whatever it is, you can tell me.
771 00:37:20 I won't get mad.
772 00:37:22 [whispers] Okay?
773 00:37:24 Okay, all right.
774 00:37:27 - [doors close]- [Owen] All right.
775 00:37:32 So the reason I've been acting weird...
776 00:37:36 I think your parents robbed my bank.
777 00:37:38 [chuckling]
778 00:37:41 [Parker laughs] What?
779 00:37:44 - You're being serious?- Yeah, I'm serious!
780 00:37:46 - One of the robbers knew my name.- It's on the bank website.
781 00:37:49 But when I stepped on his heel,he turned back,
782 00:37:51 and he looked at me just like your dad.
783 00:37:53 You said they had masks on.
784 00:37:54 Yes, they were wearing masks,but it was the same
785 00:37:57 very specific disdain of me.
786 00:37:59 It's a vibe thing, you know? And...
787 00:38:01 And they knew that"She left me roses by the stairs"
788 00:38:05 was the voice activation codeto get in the vault,
789 00:38:07 which I'm pretty sureI told your mom about when I was wasted.
790 00:38:10 Right, okay.Well, does anyone else know the code?
791 00:38:13 Just a couple-- Just-- Yeah.
792 00:38:15 Tyree, Gary, Marisol.
793 00:38:18 I think I told my therapist once,but I don't think she listens to me.
794 00:38:23 - Wow!- Okay.
795 00:38:24 You were the onewho said that they're a lot.
796 00:38:26 I meant that they have big personalities,not that they rob banks.
797 00:38:30 [whispers] I'm not sayingthat they are bank robbers!
798 00:38:32 I'm saying that there's a possibilitythat they're bank robbers.
799 00:38:35 I'm just floating the idea out there.
800 00:38:38 Well, now, I'm just floating the ideathat you've lost your fucking mind.
801 00:38:44 - [intriguing music playing]- [door opens]
802 00:38:57 [Billy] I can't believewe have to take this shit box.
803 00:39:04 - [engine revving]- Bank robbing son of a bitch!
804 00:39:08 [Owen grunts in frustration]
805 00:39:14 [suspenseful music playing]
806 00:39:17 Oh, Jesus Christ, this thing moves.
807 00:39:27 [tires squealing in distance]
808 00:39:31 [horn honks loudly]
809 00:39:32 Sor... Sorry!
810 00:39:35 Sorry.
811 00:39:37 [suspenseful music continues]
812 00:39:45 - [cars honking loudly]- [brakes screeching]
813 00:39:49 - [honking continues]- Okay, yep! Sorry!
814 00:39:52 [cars honking]
815 00:39:53 [Owen muttering]
816 00:39:56 - [honking continues]- [man] ...the fuck up!
817 00:39:58 - [honking continues]- [tires squealing]
818 00:40:01 - [honking fades]- [engine revving]
819 00:40:03 Whoo!
820 00:40:05 Okay. Oh, that was scary.
821 00:40:07 [intriguing music playing]
822 00:40:17 - Thank you, OnStar.- [automated voice] Happy to help.
823 00:40:26 The prodigal son has returned,and bearing gifts.
824 00:40:31 My God. You look like a snack.
825 00:40:35 I could eat your dicklike corn on the cob.
826 00:40:41 [intriguing music continues]
827 00:40:47 Is this Scarface's house? God dang.
828 00:40:53 Okay.
829 00:40:56 [grunting]
830 00:40:57 Ow! Come on!
831 00:41:01 - [thump]- [groans] Okay.
832 00:41:03 Now I know why rich people have these.
833 00:41:06 - [squealing]- [growling softly]
834 00:41:09 [squealing and blowing]
835 00:41:13 Can we get on with this?
836 00:41:15 [chuckling]
837 00:41:16 See, I just don't seeany reason why we can't be civil.
838 00:41:19 Besides, if anyonehas a right to be angry, it's me.
839 00:41:22 I was the one who was betrayed, right?
840 00:41:25 [suspenseful music playing]
841 00:41:39 - [dog growls]- [exclaims]
842 00:41:41 - [dog yelps]- [loud thump]
843 00:41:43 Oh! Oh, I am so sorry.I'm so sorry, little buddy.
844 00:41:46 [dogs growling and barking]
845 00:41:48 No, no, no, no, no!
846 00:41:53 There's just under a million in there.
847 00:41:57 Bravo. Now you just owe me five more.
848 00:41:59 - [dogs barking]- [Owen] Oh, God!
849 00:42:01 Mini ones? What, are they cheaper?
850 00:42:03 We took one million, not six.
851 00:42:06 And have you forgotten how this works?
852 00:42:08 While you were running, so was the vig.
853 00:42:12 - [dogs barking]- I'm sorry I kicked your friend!
854 00:42:16 - [Owen yelps]- [barking continues]
855 00:42:19 Oh, look at you little guys.You guys are adorable from up here.
856 00:42:23 If only you were a wee bit taller.
857 00:42:25 - [branch snaps]- [Owen] Ow! Why?
858 00:42:29 Five million's gonnatake us some time, Rehan.
859 00:42:32 Do I look like an unreasonable woman?
860 00:42:34 No. You have till end of week.
861 00:42:37 [grimacing] I'm sorry. Does that interferewith your daughter's wedding?
862 00:42:43 Oh, shit!
863 00:42:44 Are you surprised that I am awarethat you have a daughter?
864 00:42:47 And she...
865 00:42:48 Let's hypothetically call her,I don't know, Parker?
866 00:42:50 ...is getting married on Saturday.
867 00:42:53 If you don't get me
868 00:42:54 my five million dollarsbefore the wedding, then Parker...
869 00:42:59 is marrying the Grim Reaper.
870 00:43:04 - Meaning she'll be killed.- Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it.
871 00:43:07 [Rehan] I know you got it, darling.
872 00:43:09 Did I mention I have a new shark tank?
873 00:43:12 Maybe your daughtercould test it out for me.
874 00:43:15 [Rehan chuckling]
875 00:43:17 Those fuckers are hungry.
876 00:43:20 - [growling quietly]- Shh!
877 00:43:25 - [phone line ringing]- Pick up, Parker!
878 00:43:27 - Parker, pick up!- [automated voice] Thank you for--
879 00:43:29 - Son of a--- [siren whoops]
880 00:43:30 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
881 00:43:34 Oh, God!
882 00:43:36 - Okay.- [tense music playing]
883 00:43:41 Hey, officer, how can I help you?
884 00:43:44 License and masturbation, please.
885 00:43:47 - Okay, good morning.- [laughing] You look like shit.
886 00:43:51 And that's coming from a guy
887 00:43:52 who uses his sockas a filter for his coffee.
888 00:43:54 No, I'm doing great.
889 00:43:55 - Thanks for asking.- Mmm.
890 00:43:58 There appears to bea dog gnawing on your leg.
891 00:44:00 [growling]
892 00:44:02 Yeah, that's just my little buddy.My little bud.
893 00:44:06 We just took a walk in the woods.
894 00:44:08 You know, it's funny,
895 00:44:10 the Ghost Bandits knew precisely
896 00:44:12 how to circumventthe security system in your bank.
897 00:44:16 And when I called SunRidgeto find out who designed the system,
898 00:44:20 you know what they said?
899 00:44:23 [scoffs] Are you insinuatingthat I had something to do with it?
900 00:44:27 Do you mind popping the trunk?
901 00:44:29 - Pop the trunk.- Okay, this is insane.
902 00:44:31 I'll say that. I mean, this is ridiculous.
903 00:44:34 I haven't committed a crimein my entire life.
904 00:44:37 [Oldham] Uh-huh.
905 00:44:38 First time for everything!
906 00:44:40 - [metal door slams]- [Oldham] Let's see.
907 00:44:42 We got a couple burner phones,
908 00:44:44 two boxes of nine mil, and...
909 00:44:47 [distorted] ...voice modulator.
910 00:44:49 Someone put this stuff in my trunk.
911 00:44:51 [distorted] Who, Owen?Who are you working with?
912 00:44:53 [growling]
913 00:44:56 - [distorted] Who, Owen?- I...
914 00:44:58 I don't... I don't know.
915 00:45:00 Okay, look, I get it.I forget things too sometimes.
916 00:45:05 So how about a nice, long weekendin a jail cell to help jog your memory?
917 00:45:10 I'm...I'm supposed to get married this weekend.
918 00:45:12 You know, I was married once,to a beautiful woman named Sheryl.
919 00:45:17 - You know where she is now?- Is she dead?
920 00:45:21 I wish.
921 00:45:22 No, she lives in Key Westwith her new husband.
922 00:45:25 Former Navy SEAL.
923 00:45:27 Rock-hard abs,and a cock you can land a 747 on.
924 00:45:31 That's a big plane.
925 00:45:32 It's a wide plane.
926 00:45:35 Anyway, I became so obsessedwith catching the Ghost Bandits
927 00:45:39 that it cost me my marriage.
928 00:45:42 Hmm?
929 00:45:43 My house.
930 00:45:45 Maybe even my sanity.
931 00:45:47 I mean, after a while,I started wondering if the Ghost Bandits...
932 00:45:51 you know, were real ghosts.
933 00:45:55 Hey! Let's funnel this energyinto getting Sheryl back!
934 00:46:00 Right? I can make a photo montage.
935 00:46:02 Don't let this guywith this giant cock win over you!
936 00:46:05 - [sighs] Lock him up.- Wait, no! My wedding!
937 00:46:08 Oh, you're gonna have a wedding,
938 00:46:10 and quite the bachelor partyin D block this weekend.
939 00:46:16 It wasn't me.
940 00:46:20 It was my in-laws.
941 00:46:21 They robbed my bank,and I did not help them.
942 00:46:23 They used me.
943 00:46:25 Damn, boy, you flip quick.
944 00:46:27 Prove it.Put on a wire and get 'em to confess.
945 00:46:30 - You want me to be a rat?- I want you to do the right thing, Owen.
946 00:46:35 Clear your name,and help me catch the Ghost Bandits.
947 00:46:40 And also, yes, be a little bit of a rat.
948 00:46:43 [menacing music playing]
949 00:46:46 [whispers] Parker.
950 00:46:48 - [door closes]- [whispers] Parker! Hey, Parker!
951 00:46:51 - [Parker] There you are! Where you been?- We have to talk.
952 00:46:53 - Why are you pinching your chest?- Because I'm wearing a--
953 00:46:55 [nervously] Whoa, gosh!A... soft shirt! Whoa!
954 00:46:59 Feels like my fingers are at a finger spa.
955 00:47:01 - Really? Looks pretty starchy--- Don't touch me!
956 00:47:05 I'm sorry. It's just...
957 00:47:07 the in-laws aren't supposedto touch the groom before the wedding.
958 00:47:10 - That's horseshit.- Are you high right now, Owen?
959 00:47:13 I don't do illegal things,unlike other people.
960 00:47:15 Other people do... illegal things,and I'm cool with that too.
961 00:47:18 And if we want to talk about thatand just sort of get things off our chest...
962 00:47:21 Okay, uh, we gotta go,'cause we gotta be at the bakery.
963 00:47:26 The bakery! Yep!
964 00:47:27 Okay, I think me and youshould just go to the bakery,
965 00:47:30 just because our baker died,we gotta get a new cake.
966 00:47:33 Perhaps we should all just go together.One big happy family.
967 00:47:37 You guys don't wanna run errands.
968 00:47:39 I do.
969 00:47:40 Of course we do.Who doesn't like desserts?
970 00:47:42 Well, they're vegan desserts,and we all know that they taste like shit.
971 00:47:47 I'm sorry, Parker,but I'm being honest with you.
972 00:47:50 They taste like shit, okay?
973 00:47:52 So you guys should stay,we should go eat the shit. Come on.
974 00:47:56 [Parker on mic] As long as we leave now.
975 00:47:57 [Owen] Oh, we're all going. Cool, good.All right! Okay!
976 00:48:01 [singsong] Okay! Oh, we're tasting cakesat 1308 Grant Avenue!
977 00:48:06 You know, when I go on a trip,I usually take two bags.
978 00:48:09 I have a carry-on, then I check one too.
979 00:48:10 - [on mic] I check one, two.- Schmuck.
980 00:48:13 [Owen] You're driving!Billy McDermott is driving! Cool.
981 00:48:18 Hey, do you want to playNever Have I Ever?
982 00:48:20 Never have I ever worna scary mask when it wasn't Halloween.
983 00:48:24 Now your turn.
984 00:48:26 [Owen] We have arrived.I am one click south of the door.
985 00:48:30 You guys sure you don't wanna waitin the car? No? Okay.
986 00:48:33 We are zero clicks from the door.
987 00:48:35 - I am opening the door.- [bell ringing]
988 00:48:37 - [Owen] Right this way, come on in.- [Billy] Go ahead. Smells good.
989 00:48:40 Nice. Yep, that's cake.
990 00:48:42 Welcome to Vegan Divas.Where you can get your cake--
991 00:48:45 - [door opens loudly]- And eat it too! I'm Kay.
992 00:48:49 And this is my sister Ida.
993 00:48:50 She's the vegan and I'm the diva.
994 00:48:56 Thank you so muchfor fitting us in last minute.
995 00:48:59 - Yep.- Don't even worry about it.
996 00:49:01 I totally get last minute.I'm never on time for anything.
997 00:49:04 Are you sure about this? [laughs]
998 00:49:06 [whispers] Our weddingis at a very specific time.
999 00:49:08 No, it's okay. The reviews were great.
1000 00:49:10 - This is just their shtick.- [head bangs]
1001 00:49:11 [Billy] Oh!
1002 00:49:13 [Kay on mic] Why do I keep doing that?
1003 00:49:15 [Ida] Hey, I think you might be bleeding.
1004 00:49:16 - [Kay] Ida!- [Ida] Okay, I'm sorry.
1005 00:49:18 - [Kay] Cake! Hurry!- [Ida] Okay.
1006 00:49:22 So this is our Better-Than-Sexred velvet cake
1007 00:49:25 that Ida makes from scratch.
1008 00:49:27 And that name is no lie.
1009 00:49:29 I've compared them both.
1010 00:49:30 Mmm! And this is vegan?
1011 00:49:33 Oh, yeah.
1012 00:49:34 Hmm.
1013 00:49:35 [softly] Parker, can I speak with youin private real quick?
1014 00:49:39 What's wrong?
1015 00:49:40 - I like to concur...- What? Sure.
1016 00:49:42 ...about, you know, important life decisionsbefore we make them.
1017 00:49:45 - You know? Mmm-hmm.- Really?
1018 00:49:54 - You have a little something here.- What's that, sweetheart?
1019 00:49:56 What the fuck?
1020 00:49:59 I'm sorry!I didn't know you guys were together!
1021 00:50:02 [laughs] Owen, what's going on?
1022 00:50:04 Okay, I know this is gonna sound crazy,but the FBI thinks
1023 00:50:07 - I had something to do with the robbery.- What?
1024 00:50:10 - They made me wear--- [doors open]
1025 00:50:11 Oh! What a lovely little bakery.
1026 00:50:13 - You must be Parker!- Hi.
1027 00:50:16 - [Parker yelps]- [all clamoring]
1028 00:50:18 - [loudly] Ah! Nobody make a scene!- You're the one with the gun, Rehan.
1029 00:50:22 Yes, you are the one with the gunholding hostages right now...
1030 00:50:25 - [on mic] ...inside of the bakery.- [gags] Oh, hostages!
1031 00:50:29 - What the hell is going on?- Listen, Rehan.
1032 00:50:32 - We told you we'd get you the money.- Oh, yes. No, you did.
1033 00:50:34 But then I remembered you are liars.
1034 00:50:36 Just in case you were planningon slithering away into the shadows again,
1035 00:50:39 I thought I'd come here for a little...
1036 00:50:42 - insurance.- [Parker yelps]
1037 00:50:44 [laughing]
1038 00:50:48 - [Rehan] Come along, Parker.- Hey, hey, hey! Just take me instead.
1039 00:50:51 Take me!
1040 00:50:52 You little Build-A-Bear?You think you're hostage material?
1041 00:50:55 No one here gives two shitswhether you live or die!
1042 00:50:58 Look at them and check in with them.
1043 00:51:03 Oh! Zero shits given.
1044 00:51:04 I don't understand. Was Owen right?
1045 00:51:07 Just do what she says.
1046 00:51:08 Stay calm, baby. Just stay calm.
1047 00:51:11 So emo! Getting choked up.
1048 00:51:15 - Dad? Dad?- I like getting choked, though.
1049 00:51:17 You can eat my cake anytime!
1050 00:51:20 Please, God, save my fiancée who isexiting the back of the bakery right now.
1051 00:51:23 FBI! Freeze!
1052 00:51:25 God'll save you, Parker!
1053 00:51:27 [dramatic music playing]
1054 00:51:29 [music building and stops]
1055 00:51:35 [whining loudly] Please!God, please! Please! Please, God!
1056 00:51:43 - [epic music playing]- [guns firing]
1057 00:51:46 Ahh! Oh! Oh, shit!
1058 00:51:48 - [all clamoring]- [gunfire continues]
1059 00:51:53 Come on, Roger! You got this, Roger!Be a man, you dickhead!
1060 00:51:56 - [glass shattering]- [gunfire continues]
1061 00:52:02 Ahh! Ahh!
1062 00:52:06 [gunfire continues]
1063 00:52:20 [exclaiming]
1064 00:52:23 - [whining]- [gunfire continues]
1065 00:52:27 [both shrieking]
1066 00:52:31 - [shrieking continues on mic]- God, man!
1067 00:52:35 - [Parker] Fuck you!- [Rehan] Go on, take her!
1068 00:52:37 Get the fuck in! Get in the car!
1069 00:52:40 [epic music continues]
1070 00:52:43 I'm going after her.
1071 00:52:44 What the fuck? Oh, son of a bitch.
1072 00:52:48 Everything's fucking cake in here!
1073 00:52:51 I'm going after her!
1074 00:52:52 No! You're gonna get yourself killed!Get down! Get down!
1075 00:53:01 You're really fuckin' getting on my tits!
1076 00:53:03 - [music building]- [shrieking]
1077 00:53:07 - [music stops]- Shut up!
1078 00:53:11 Lilly! Lilly, the front!
1079 00:53:13 Let's go.
1080 00:53:14 [dramatic music playing]
1081 00:53:21 Go for the tires.
1082 00:53:23 [Rehan] Get me my fucking money!
1083 00:53:25 Ah, shit.
1084 00:53:27 I fucking love this job!
1085 00:53:29 - [loud bang]- [Rehan] Motherfuckers!
1086 00:53:31 [Oldham] Freeze!
1087 00:53:33 [Billy] What?
1088 00:53:34 Put your guns down.
1089 00:53:35 Put 'em down now.
1090 00:53:38 - They got our daughter.- Don't move!
1091 00:53:40 [screaming]
1092 00:53:49 - [Billy] Motherfucker!- [groaning]
1093 00:53:53 You! You were supposed to protect her!
1094 00:53:56 This is why peopledon't trust the federal government.
1095 00:53:58 This is on you! Hey! Hey!
1096 00:54:00 Let me in! Hey, let me in!
1097 00:54:03 No, no, no, no, no!
1098 00:54:04 Let me in! Let me in!
1099 00:54:05 - Okay, I committed. [grunting]- [engine revving]
1100 00:54:12 [Owen screaming faintly]
1101 00:54:16 [Owen screaming loudly]
1102 00:54:22 What happened?
1103 00:54:24 [grunting] Ahh!
1104 00:54:26 - [Billy] Oh, Jesus.- [Owen] Ow!
1105 00:54:28 [Billy] Come on, get your ass out here.There you go.
1106 00:54:31 Ahh! Why are we stopped?We gotta go after her!
1107 00:54:35 - I know where that woman lives!- Rehan has houses everywhere.
1108 00:54:37 We have no idea where she took Parker.
1109 00:54:39 [Billy] Even if you did,what were you gonna do?
1110 00:54:41 Sneak into the bushes
1111 00:54:42 and get chased up a treeby a pack of tiny dogs?
1112 00:54:45 Parker is in the wind.
1113 00:54:48 - I'm sorry.- Well, what are we gonna do now?
1114 00:54:50 The first thing we're gonna do isyou're gonna take that fucking wire off.
1115 00:54:53 [Billy] You little shit bag.
1116 00:54:54 I knew you were a cowardbut I didn't take you to be a rat.
1117 00:54:57 Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm notgonna take the fall for you guys!
1118 00:55:00 We never asked you to.
1119 00:55:01 No! You just framed me!
1120 00:55:03 You put bank-robbing evidencein the trunk of my car!
1121 00:55:08 He wouldn't havebeen convicted of anything!
1122 00:55:09 It was just enough to tie him up
1123 00:55:11 and save Parker from makingthe biggest mistake of her life.
1124 00:55:15 [yelling] She just got kidnappedbecause of you!
1125 00:55:19 Before you came back in her life,the worst thing that happened to Parker?
1126 00:55:23 She burned the roof of her mouthon a home-made flatbread.
1127 00:55:26 I would've blown on it, but I couldn't.I had a cold.
1128 00:55:29 How could you guyspossibly know what she wants?
1129 00:55:33 Or needs? You weren't there!
1130 00:55:35 Because we were tryingto fucking protect her, that's why!
1131 00:55:38 Rehan used to be our partner.
1132 00:55:39 She would choose the bankand clean the money.
1133 00:55:41 And then she started to fuckin' lose it!
1134 00:55:43 We were afraidshe would find out about Parker.
1135 00:55:46 So on the last job,we just took the money and ran.
1136 00:55:48 I don't give a shit.I don't care what happened, okay?
1137 00:55:51 - I just care about getting Parker back.- Oh, yeah, you and me both.
1138 00:55:57 You need five million in two days.So you're gonna rob another bank, right?
1139 00:56:02 Wouldn't hurt to havea bank manager on the team.
1140 00:56:06 Someone who knows the bank's weaknesses,which ones have excess cash holdings,
1141 00:56:10 when and where they move that cash.
1142 00:56:13 He gets nervous cracking an egg.You think he can rob a bank?
1143 00:56:15 If it's to save Parker?Fuck yeah, I'll rob a bank!
1144 00:56:23 [sighs softly]
1145 00:56:24 We always knew they were criminals.
1146 00:56:27 [whispers] They drink during the day.
1147 00:56:29 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, and the daughter...is a yoga instructor.
1148 00:56:33 I'm not saying anything,but, you know, connect the dots.
1149 00:56:36 [Oldham] Mmm.
1150 00:56:38 Do you have any ideawhere they might've gone?
1151 00:56:40 [Neil] Mmm-mmm.
1152 00:56:41 Does Owen have any accessto a family cabin or anything like that?
1153 00:56:45 A, um, a vacation home--
1154 00:56:47 Vacation home? What, are you kidding me?
1155 00:56:49 Who do we look like, The Jeffersons?
1156 00:56:52 [sighs heavily]
1157 00:56:54 Here's a list of all the bankswithin a 100-mile radius,
1158 00:56:57 arranged by on-site cash holdings,from ValueBank all the way up to--
1159 00:57:02 Atlas Reserve, 20 million dollars.
1160 00:57:04 - One-stop shopping.- Hmm! Easy.
1161 00:57:06 [laughing] Yeah, I wish!
1162 00:57:08 - [Billy] No?- No.
1163 00:57:09 We can't rob Atlas Reserve.
1164 00:57:11 Phoebe King has that place on lock.
1165 00:57:13 Who's Phoebe King?
1166 00:57:14 I thought you guys were the Ghost Bandits.You don't know who Phoebe King is?
1167 00:57:18 - She pioneered bandit barriers.- [upbeat music playing]
1168 00:57:22 [Owen] Every inch of her bankis triple secured.
1169 00:57:25 I'd fuck me.
1170 00:57:26 And her vault?
1171 00:57:28 I'm talking biometrics,weight sensitivity,
1172 00:57:31 not to mention randomized time locks!
1173 00:57:34 [laughing] Okay?
1174 00:57:36 When did you make this?
1175 00:57:38 When I walked to the vending machine,got a Diet Squirt.
1176 00:57:40 Weirdly, I had a lot of it in my pockets.
1177 00:57:42 So, let me get this straight.
1178 00:57:43 You made a modelof a bank we're not gonna rob?
1179 00:57:47 Oh, wow. There's another one.He made two.
1180 00:57:49 I made 12. Only two are presentable.
1181 00:57:51 See, we don't want a Phoebe King.
1182 00:57:53 What we need is Victory Union,a bank whose manager is lazy.
1183 00:57:57 A total turd.
1184 00:57:59 - What we need is a Vince Millen.- [upbeat music continues]
1185 00:58:04 Vince lost his right testicle because,one time,
1186 00:58:06 he sat on his nuts too hard.
1187 00:58:08 [screaming]
1188 00:58:10 [Owen] The reason he got hiredis 'cause his dad owns the bank.
1189 00:58:12 [man] Okay.
1190 00:58:15 [Owen] The most important thingabout Vince is that he cuts corners.
1191 00:58:18 Federal regulations limit
1192 00:58:20 how much cash a branch can holdfor security and insurance purposes.
1193 00:58:23 When you go over the limit,
1194 00:58:24 a manager has to arrangefor a cash pick-up from the vault.
1195 00:58:27 [Vince] Yo, lock up for me.I got paintball.
1196 00:58:30 Now, the armored truck is supposed totake the cash directly to the repository,
1197 00:58:34 but Vince hates paperwork.
1198 00:58:38 So he has the same armored truck
1199 00:58:40 collect cashfrom all three branches he manages
1200 00:58:42 before going to the repository.
1201 00:58:45 So if we hit that truckafter the pickup from the third branch...
1202 00:58:48 - It's like robbing three banks in one.- [Owen claps]
1203 00:58:51 - We just need disguises.- [Owen] Yep.
1204 00:58:53 And I need a gun.
1205 00:58:56 - What? Oh, my gosh.- Mmm-hmm.
1206 00:58:57 Whoa!
1207 00:58:59 [laughs]
1208 00:59:00 - It's way lighter than I thought it'd be.- It's a water gun.
1209 00:59:05 - Is it?- Mmm-hmm.
1210 00:59:07 Do I still look cool?
1211 00:59:09 Yeah, you look like James Bond.
1212 00:59:11 Which one?
1213 00:59:13 - Five.- Oh, that was a good one.
1214 00:59:15 [expectant music playing]
1215 00:59:46 [expectant music continues]
1216 01:00:07 - [gun firing]- [crowd shrieking]
1217 01:00:11 Everybody on the ground, now!
1218 01:00:12 - Don't be a hero!- [vault door opens]
1219 01:00:19 Hey, Donkey!
1220 01:00:22 [groaning]
1221 01:00:23 Oh, God! That was really violent!
1222 01:00:26 How'd you like my accent?Did it sound Irish or Scottish?
1223 01:00:29 It was supposed to sound Scottishbut I think it came out Irish.
1224 01:00:32 Don't tell Billy.
1225 01:00:33 [Lilly] Focus! We're robbing a bank here.
1226 01:00:35 And remember, you're in charge.
1227 01:00:38 [dramatic music playing]
1228 01:00:42 That's right! I'm in charge, okay?
1229 01:00:44 So no one try to be a hero.
1230 01:00:47 I will cap a motherfucker!
1231 01:00:49 I will cap your ass!
1232 01:00:50 [dramatic music continues]
1233 01:01:03 Everybody, stay down, all right?
1234 01:01:05 You guys like Shrek?Who's your favorite character?
1235 01:01:07 Mine's Shrek.
1236 01:01:10 What are you doing? Don't get up.Do not get up!
1237 01:01:13 [nervously] Okay, and you did.But stay right there, all right?
1238 01:01:16 Do not come towards me.Do not come tow-- Don't rush towards me!
1239 01:01:20 - [Owen shrieking]- [people screaming]
1240 01:01:22 [suspenseful music playing]
1241 01:01:24 Easy breezy.
1242 01:01:27 - [phone keypad clicking]- [suspenseful music continues]
1243 01:01:32 Ahh!
1244 01:01:34 - [man yelling]- [crowd gasps]
1245 01:01:43 What the fuck?
1246 01:01:47 Freeze!
1247 01:01:48 Nice and easy, boy-o. I gotcha.
1248 01:01:52 [groaning]
1249 01:01:55 Put the gun down. Put it down.
1250 01:01:57 That's very good.
1251 01:02:01 [thrilling music playing]
1252 01:02:03 [shrieking]
1253 01:02:12 Lilly! I got this, get the money!
1254 01:02:14 [shrieking]
1255 01:02:24 [groans]
1256 01:02:24 [thrilling music continues]
1257 01:02:28 [shrieking]
1258 01:02:30 [coughs and wheezes]
1259 01:02:34 [Owen grunts]
1260 01:02:37 [thrilling music continues]
1261 01:02:41 [Lilly] Billy!
1262 01:02:46 [tense music playing]
1263 01:02:48 [Lilly] Come on, kid,where the fuck are you?
1264 01:02:52 [grunting]
1265 01:02:54 [man coughing]
1266 01:02:57 - [coughing continues]- [crowd exclaiming and clapping]
1267 01:03:07 [Billy] About time, Shrek.
1268 01:03:08 Sorry, a big guy that looked likeDwayne "The Rock" Johnson's character
1269 01:03:11 from Moana had a heart attack,so I had to give him CPR.
1270 01:03:14 How's your part going?
1271 01:03:15 - [Lilly] Three against two. Drop 'em.- [guard] What do we do?
1272 01:03:18 - I don't know.- You drop 'em.
1273 01:03:26 Can we hurry up?[yells] Can we hurry this up?
1274 01:03:29 Okay, all right, just put 'em down.
1275 01:03:33 Easy down now.
1276 01:03:36 [water dripping]
1277 01:03:38 What the fuck?
1278 01:03:40 - Oh, shit.- [Lilly] Son of a bitch!
1279 01:03:43 - [Owen shrieking]- [bullets ricocheting]
1280 01:03:45 Oh! Oh, God!
1281 01:03:46 [guns firing]
1282 01:03:50 That boy's a real dumbass.
1283 01:03:52 [whimpering]
1284 01:03:56 - [Lilly] Fuck, there goes our getaway.- Okay.
1285 01:04:05 - [tires screeching]- [guards grunting]
1286 01:04:09 - [rock music playing]- Get in!
1287 01:04:12 Go! Go, go, go!
1288 01:04:14 All right, yeah! We're doing this.
1289 01:04:16 Shut up and drive!
1290 01:04:18 Okay, yeah, let's go.
1291 01:04:19 [rock music continues]
1292 01:04:26 You know, I always wantedto be a school bus driver.
1293 01:04:33 The money!
1294 01:04:34 The money, the money!
1295 01:04:38 Oh, no, no, no. That's not good.
1296 01:04:40 [Billy] I'm gonnakick your green ass, Shrek!
1297 01:04:42 [sirens blaring]
1298 01:04:48 I thought we defunded the police.
1299 01:04:50 - [rock music continues]- [sirens blaring]
1300 01:04:58 [officer on loudspeaker] Pull over now!
1301 01:05:04 [Owen] I'm sorry!
1302 01:05:05 Yep, now they're angry.
1303 01:05:07 - [gun firing]- [bullets ricocheting]
1304 01:05:10 [shrieking]
1305 01:05:13 [Owen] Oh, God!
1306 01:05:20 He'll be fine, it's fine.
1307 01:05:31 [Lilly] Where the fuck is he going?
1308 01:05:36 [rock music continues]
1309 01:05:41 - [Lilly screaming]- [Owen] Oh, my God!
1310 01:05:48 Lord forgive us, Mary and Joseph!
1311 01:05:59 [priest] ...to light, as our heartsmourn during this time--
1312 01:06:03 - [bystanders screaming]- [rock music continues]
1313 01:06:08 Goal! [chuckles]
1314 01:06:10 Have you no dignity?
1315 01:06:11 [rock music continues]
1316 01:06:26 Ho-ho-ho!
1317 01:06:27 Pretty sure my great-grandmawas buried in here.
1318 01:06:30 Shut the fuck up!
1319 01:06:32 [Owen] Okay.
1320 01:06:34 Oh, shit.
1321 01:06:37 Why?
1322 01:06:44 - Oh, shit!- [alarm chiming]
1323 01:06:46 - [Owen] God.- What the fuck is that?
1324 01:06:47 My Go-Gurts! Snack time.Gotta keep the blood sugar up.
1325 01:06:51 - [Lilly] Give me that.- You want to pick a flavor?
1326 01:06:53 - [Lilly] Fucking Go-Gurts!- [Billy] Snack time!
1327 01:06:56 - [officer] Shit!- [exclaiming]
1328 01:07:01 [rock music fading]
1329 01:07:07 [Billy] Oh, shit.
1330 01:07:11 [sighs]
1331 01:07:13 [Owen] How much did we clear?
1332 01:07:18 Sixty bucks.
1333 01:07:21 Sixty bucks.
1334 01:07:23 Okay, that's a building block.
1335 01:07:29 [upbeat music fading in]
1336 01:07:37 [upbeat music playing]
1337 01:07:42 I'm sorry. What the fuck is this?
1338 01:07:45 You don't know him? This is Babayan.
1339 01:07:47 He's like the Kanyeof the former Soviet Bloc.
1340 01:07:52 Is the Kanye here?
1341 01:07:53 Shut the fuck up and dance!
1342 01:07:57 Do my parents rob banks?
1343 01:07:59 Do I have a magical pussy?
1344 01:08:02 The answer is yes.
1345 01:08:03 Your parents,they are magnificent bank robbers.
1346 01:08:07 I mean, when they disappeared, I felt...
1347 01:08:10 betrayed.
1348 01:08:13 [Rehan] You try to run?
1349 01:08:15 Ahh!
1350 01:08:16 [Rehan] Stupid bitch.
1351 01:08:17 Now, pay attention.
1352 01:08:18 Babayan is about to do his grand finale.
1353 01:08:22 - [upbeat music continues]- [Rehan] Hoorah, Babayan!
1354 01:08:26 Hoorah, Babayan!
1355 01:08:33 - [explosion]- [Owen exclaiming]
1356 01:08:37 I think I left my phone in there.
1357 01:08:39 Okay, guess Uber's out of the question.
1358 01:08:42 CPR?
1359 01:08:44 You stopped to give someone CPR?
1360 01:08:48 - My training kicked in.- You foolish gobshite!
1361 01:08:51 Okay, stop it! We have lessthan 24 hours to get that money.
1362 01:08:55 Oh, forget about the money.
1363 01:08:56 We need to rescue Parker first,then leave the country.
1364 01:08:59 We are not running this time.
1365 01:09:02 Parker made a real life for herself here.
1366 01:09:04 - It's what's best for her.- No, that's what's best for us.
1367 01:09:11 I... I have an idea.
1368 01:09:15 We could rob Atlas Reserve.
1369 01:09:17 What happened to,"One does not rob Phoebe King?"
1370 01:09:21 One doesn't, but maybe three does?
1371 01:09:25 I don't know. I just-- I know a way in.
1372 01:09:27 I just don't know we could get outonce the police show up.
1373 01:09:30 Well, maybe we canget a little help there.
1374 01:09:36 Ghost Bandits on three.
1375 01:09:38 Three...
1376 01:09:40 Okay, that was gonna be a cool moment.Hey, guys, wait up!
1377 01:09:43 Earlier today, a man dressedas the popular animated character Shrek
1378 01:09:48 attempted to rob Victory Union Bank,but he soon discovered that it's not so...
1379 01:09:53 That's 100% Owen in a Shrek costume.I could recognize his giant ass anywhere.
1380 01:09:58 - No, it's not.- It's not.
1381 01:10:00 Damn, he's going nuts.
1382 01:10:01 Why is he on TV?
1383 01:10:03 I'm gonna call him again.
1384 01:10:05 [phone ringing]
1385 01:10:06 - Hello?- It's Billy.
1386 01:10:08 Oh, it's Billy.
1387 01:10:10 - Okay--- You listen to me.
1388 01:10:11 You touch one single hairon my son's back, and I swear to God--
1389 01:10:14 Shut up and listen,I'm not gonna touch your son's back hair.
1390 01:10:17 But I am gonna use him to rob a bank.
1391 01:10:19 If you don't want to see him go to prison,we're gonna need getaway drivers.
1392 01:10:23 Wait, hold on!You want us to be getaway drivers?
1393 01:10:26 So be at Owen's bank tomorrow, 10:00 a.m.
1394 01:10:29 - And keep the engine running!- [whispers] Let me talk! Let me talk!
1395 01:10:32 [crying] Mom? Dad?I'm so scared! I'm so scared! Please...
1396 01:10:36 Please, if you love me at all,
1397 01:10:37 don't tell Agent Oldhamat the FBI anything.
1398 01:10:40 Honey, I swear.
1399 01:10:42 We will tell no one!
1400 01:10:44 No one!
1401 01:10:46 [intriguing music playing]
1402 01:10:50 - What time did they say?- 10:00 a.m.
1403 01:10:55 Why does your clock say 8:00?
1404 01:10:58 Oh, I took a business tripto Phoenix once, I never changed it back.
1405 01:11:02 Something's not right here.
1406 01:11:05 [suspenseful music playing]
1407 01:11:11 [Owen] Good. Coast is clear.
1408 01:11:13 Told you they wouldn'tbe an accessory to a crime.
1409 01:11:16 Owen, you better take this.
1410 01:11:20 Whoa, heft.
1411 01:11:22 That's not tap water. It's lead.
1412 01:11:24 Do not under any circumstances--
1413 01:11:27 Oh, Jesus.
1414 01:11:28 Do not pull the trigger.
1415 01:11:32 [exhales heavily]
1416 01:11:33 All right. Game time.
1417 01:11:37 Await my signal.
1418 01:11:42 Just think of how manyterrible decisions we had to make
1419 01:11:45 to get to this moment in time,
1420 01:11:47 with everything ridingon this pasty little goober.
1421 01:11:52 We're so fucked.
1422 01:11:53 Yeah, well, this pasty little goober
1423 01:11:55 is about to rob his second bankfor our daughter.
1424 01:11:59 I like him.
1425 01:12:03 [Owen] I'm sorry,but I don't know what I'm doing.
1426 01:12:05 My bank got robbedand I didn't do anything to stop it.
1427 01:12:08 I suck! I suck so bad!
1428 01:12:11 First off, stop crying.
1429 01:12:13 Whenever I hear babies cry, I lactate.
1430 01:12:16 Can't ruin another suit.
1431 01:12:17 Look, I need your help.
1432 01:12:20 Can you show me your vault so I can seewhat a real security system looks like?
1433 01:12:23 - So you want to see inside my vault?- Yeah.
1434 01:12:25 Remember when I told you a Butterballturkey could break into your vault?
1435 01:12:29 - Yeah, I remember.- Make that sound.
1436 01:12:32 If I do, would you let me into the vault?
1437 01:12:35 Do it![imitates turkey gobbling] Come on!
1438 01:12:38 - [imitates gobbling]- With your throat.
1439 01:12:40 - [both gobbling]- Louder.
1440 01:12:42 - [gobbling loudly]- There you go.
1441 01:12:45 [gobbling continues muted]
1442 01:12:50 Let's go.
1443 01:12:51 [suspenseful music playing]
1444 01:12:57 [Owen] Wow!
1445 01:12:59 - Pretty heavy duty.- [Phoebe] Yeah, you like that, huh?
1446 01:13:02 [giggles] It's a decoy!
1447 01:13:04 I'm not gonna have a safe this pathetic.What am I, you?
1448 01:13:07 [mockingly] "I'll just put one big circleon the front and that's what locks it."
1449 01:13:11 Freak.
1450 01:13:14 - Don't look.- Okay.
1451 01:13:16 [keypad beeping]
1452 01:13:19 The last numbers are irrelevant.That's how I masturbate.
1453 01:13:22 [keypad beeping]
1454 01:13:24 [snorts]
1455 01:13:27 That feels good.
1456 01:13:31 - [lock whirring]- [joyous classical music playing]
1457 01:13:41 [softly] Phoebe King.
1458 01:13:43 You know it, bitch.
1459 01:13:49 Is that...
1460 01:13:50 Triple-enforced titanium with digital,manual, and combination locks?
1461 01:13:57 Pussy.
1462 01:13:59 Don't tell mewhen I can take a fuckin' break.
1463 01:14:01 I take a breakwhen I fuckin' feel like it.
1464 01:14:02 [laughs] Shit! You know what I mean?I don't care if it ain't--
1465 01:14:08 That Owen's parents?The fuck are they doing at the job?
1466 01:14:11 Mr. and Mrs. Browning!What's going on with y'all?
1467 01:14:14 [laughing] How y'all doing?
1468 01:14:16 Why y'all look like that?Y'all look real stiff and kinda paranoid.
1469 01:14:19 Real statuesque, like you...you in a wax museum or something.
1470 01:14:22 [chuckling]
1471 01:14:24 - Hey, is that a cop in your backseat?- [Oldham] I'm not a cop.
1472 01:14:27 I'm an agent.And could you please keep your voice down?
1473 01:14:30 First of all,what's the fuckin' difference, okay?
1474 01:14:32 You don't run nothing here!This ain't your jurisdiction!
1475 01:14:35 - [whispers] Tyree! Tyree! Shh!- What?
1476 01:14:37 Don't tell anybody,but your bank's about to be robbed.
1477 01:14:40 What do you mean, don't tell nobody?They about to rob the bank again?
1478 01:14:43 - Shh!- [yelling] What the fuck, man?
1479 01:14:45 Damn it! Man, I haven't even...I left some shit in the microwave!
1480 01:14:48 - Shh!- Fuck! I haven't even taken my lunch yet!
1481 01:14:50 No, you don't shush me!
1482 01:14:51 - Fuck this! I'm out.- [Oldham] Ugh!
1483 01:14:53 - [Tyree yells in distance] Fuck! The fuck...- Why did you say that?
1484 01:14:56 - I told you not to say anything.- [Tyree faintly] This job fucking sucks!
1485 01:15:00 [softly] Just like Owentold you not to say anything.
1486 01:15:05 It's a setup! It's a setup!They're going after a different bank!
1487 01:15:08 - [Oldham groans]- [thrilling music playing]
1488 01:15:11 - [grunts] Get out, I'm taking the car.- Not a chance.
1489 01:15:14 It's taken me yearsto get this seat exactly the way I like.
1490 01:15:17 Oh, God!
1491 01:15:20 God damn it!
1492 01:15:22 - Where to?- Atlas Reserve! They're desperate.
1493 01:15:24 - [thrilling music stops suddenly]- [Oldham] Come on! Come on!
1494 01:15:30 Little faster, please?
1495 01:15:33 - [intriguing music playing]- [keypad beeping]
1496 01:15:36 And now for the money shot.
1497 01:15:39 Synchronized manual locks.
1498 01:15:42 Ah! Ah! Tss! Oh!
1499 01:15:47 Yeah.
1500 01:15:49 [hooting wildly]
1501 01:15:53 [car alarm chirps]
1502 01:15:54 - It's not the most discreet signal.
1503 01:15:58 - [chirping continues]- Jesus, Owen, we got it.
1504 01:16:01 Shut the fuck up! If this kidmakes it out alive, I'm gonna kill him.
1505 01:16:04 - [car alarm wailing]- [Billy] Fuckin' hell!
1506 01:16:06 Three, two, one, and release.
1507 01:16:10 [moans]
1508 01:16:15 [grunting exaggeratedly]
1509 01:16:20 [grunting exaggeratedly]
1510 01:16:25 [grunting extremely loudly]
1511 01:16:29 - [vault door hissing]- Pull.
1512 01:16:32 [thrilling music playing]
1513 01:16:38 - [bystanders clamoring]- [guards groaning]
1514 01:16:42 [Billy] This is a robbery!
1515 01:16:44 - Everyone on the ground now!- [people screaming]
1516 01:16:46 What the fuck is that? Oop!
1517 01:16:48 I'm sorry! I'm a coward!
1518 01:16:50 I suck at bank managing!I can't believe I pulled it off.
1519 01:16:54 [Phoebe muted] Owen, you fucking coward!
1520 01:16:56 [Phoebe gobbling]
1521 01:16:59 [Phoebe] Great, now I'm lactating.
1522 01:17:01 [thrilling music continues]
1523 01:17:03 Yes! Yes!
1524 01:17:04 - [gun firing]- [people screaming]
1525 01:17:08 [thrilling music continues]
1526 01:17:15 - [Lilly yells]- [guard groans]
1527 01:17:17 [people shrieking]
1528 01:17:20 I'm coming for you, Parker.
1529 01:17:25 Nope! That didn't go as planned.
1530 01:17:33 [thrilling music continues]
1531 01:17:36 Oh, my God.
1532 01:17:39 Oh, my God.
1533 01:17:40 [shrieking]
1534 01:17:43 - No! No!- [Billy] Come on, sunshine, out you get.
1535 01:17:45 [dispatch on radio] All units, we receivedan alarm from Atlas Reserve Bank.
1536 01:17:48 - Robbery in progress.- I knew it. Let's go, Neil, faster.
1537 01:17:51 - I drive smart, I don't drive fast.- [angrily] At least do the speed limit!
1538 01:17:54 Your son's life depends on it!
1539 01:17:56 - [Margie] Faster!- All right! All right, here goes!
1540 01:17:58 With your permission?
1541 01:18:00 [engine revving]
1542 01:18:02 - [both shrieking]- [tires squealing]
1543 01:18:08 You're kind of reminding meof Dan Marino right now.
1544 01:18:12 Dan Marino?
1545 01:18:13 I met him at an orgy once.
1546 01:18:15 Ha! You think his arm was big? Whoa!
1547 01:18:18 I wouldn't know. I was in the car.
1548 01:18:24 All right, emergency escape latch.Every vault has one.
1549 01:18:30 [vault door hissing]
1550 01:18:31 How can Gary never find this?
1551 01:18:33 [tense music playing]
1552 01:18:44 [siren whoops]
1553 01:18:45 [on loudspeaker] Hey, cuz, did somebodyorder a bank robbery getaway driver?
1554 01:18:49 [imitates siren] Yo! Hey, what up?
1555 01:18:52 - How'd the robbery go?- Shut up!
1556 01:18:54 Yo, man, I got morphine in the backif you want to do a little drip--
1557 01:18:57 - Let's go, come on!- Yeah, let's go!
1558 01:19:00 - [yelling] Drive!- Yeah, of course.
1559 01:19:03 - [bystanders screaming]- [tense music continues]
1560 01:19:08 - [Oldham yelps]- [intriguing music playing]
1561 01:19:20 - [parents] Was that them?- Get out! Get in the back, I'm driving!
1562 01:19:22 You know what? I get sick in the back.
1563 01:19:24 Margie,would you mind gettin' in the back?
1564 01:19:26 No! I don't want to get in the back.It smells like eggs.
1565 01:19:28 [yelling] Come on, let's go!
1566 01:19:30 - [Neil] All right!- Okay, I'm going.
1567 01:19:31 - Fine. All right.- [Neil] Here we go. Okay.
1568 01:19:34 You know what? If you just get outand walk around, it's faster!
1569 01:19:37 [Neil] No, no, no! It's easier this way.
1570 01:19:39 - No!- [Neil] I'm moving. I'm in too deep.
1571 01:19:41 I made the commitment.
1572 01:19:42 Just-- Okay, all units,suspects fleeing northbound on Elm.
1573 01:19:45 All right, come on, go, go, go!
1574 01:19:48 [tires squealing]
1575 01:19:49 [Neil] Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus!
1576 01:19:51 [rock music playing]
1577 01:19:57 [Rehan] This is the first timeI've seen you look attractive.
1578 01:20:00 This is the dress that I was going to wearwhen your father finally came around.
1579 01:20:04 It's sexy. It's tasteful.
1580 01:20:07 I look like a meth-head lottery winner
1581 01:20:09 marrying Machine Gun Kellyat a cruise boat casino.
1582 01:20:12 I love Machine Gun Kelly.
1583 01:20:15 He has that skinny dick energy.
1584 01:20:17 [siren whooping]
1585 01:20:18 [Owen on loudspeaker]Hey, we got that cash delivery!
1586 01:20:22 Bitches!
1587 01:20:23 Finally. Interesting choice of vehicle.
1588 01:20:28 Don't forget to give me five stars.
1589 01:20:30 [laughing]
1590 01:20:31 Uber?
1591 01:20:32 [tense music playing]
1592 01:20:45 It's okay.
1593 01:20:47 [Owen grunts]
1594 01:20:50 It's all right there. Five million.
1595 01:20:55 Where are Billy and Lilly?
1596 01:20:57 They're off distracting the police.
1597 01:21:00 [siren whooping]
1598 01:21:02 - [siren continues]- Aw, shit. It's not the volume. Sorry.
1599 01:21:04 - [siren stops]- Sorry! Just-- Sorry, my bad.
1600 01:21:07 Parker! What's up? It's RJ.Remember Roy's Teppanyaki?
1601 01:21:11 - [RJ laughs]- Wow.
1602 01:21:13 Owen... you did it!
1603 01:21:16 Bravo! Very well done!
1604 01:21:19 Well, look.
1605 01:21:20 My debt is paid, you're free to go.
1606 01:21:24 I think we should justsplit this money 50/50,
1607 01:21:27 as a wedding present.
1608 01:21:29 I'm joking! I'm going tokill the shit out of both of you.
1609 01:21:32 Nope! Freeze, all right?Stay right where you are!
1610 01:21:35 [Rehan laughing]
1611 01:21:36 I got you now!
1612 01:21:38 Let her go.
1613 01:21:39 Oh, Owen, you're so sweet!Put that gun down, you man-child.
1614 01:21:42 What the fuck do you think you're doing?
1615 01:21:45 Did they give mea fuckin' water gun again?
1616 01:21:48 [Rehan yelps]
1617 01:21:52 - [Owen] Oh!- [Parker shrieks]
1618 01:21:53 - Oh, my God!- Holy fucking shit!
1619 01:21:56 [RJ muted] Whoa!My cuz is a straight-up murderer!
1620 01:21:59 Oh! Oh, God! Parker.
1621 01:22:02 - Owen, are you okay?- Parker, Parker, Parker! Oh, my God.
1622 01:22:05 - [Parker exclaims]- Parker! Are you okay?
1623 01:22:07 - [Parker] Yeah.- Are you okay? Oh, my God.
1624 01:22:11 - Oh, you...- [car approaching]
1625 01:22:18 - My God, what happened?- [Owen] I don't know.
1626 01:22:20 I got sweat on my gunso I thought it was a squirt gun.
1627 01:22:23 - It wasn't. It was a bullet gun.- What?
1628 01:22:25 What the fuck? You guys are bank robbers?You've been lying to me my entire life?
1629 01:22:29 We're trying to protect you, baby.That's why we don't see you.
1630 01:22:32 - We're trying to keep you safe.- And what about Owen, huh?
1631 01:22:35 You dragged him into it.What if he'd gotten killed?
1632 01:22:37 You... You couldn'thave held him back if you tried.
1633 01:22:40 Really?
1634 01:22:41 You're the most important personin the world to me, so...
1635 01:22:44 [Billy clears throat]
1636 01:22:47 He's a top man, he... he did really well.
1637 01:22:51 I've...
1638 01:22:52 I've grown fond of you.
1639 01:22:54 You did good.
1640 01:22:56 Here you go.
1641 01:22:58 Nah, put that hand away.
1642 01:23:00 - We're family.- What?
1643 01:23:02 - [Billy squealing] Hey!- [Lilly] Oh!
1644 01:23:04 - I didn't use tongue.- I did.
1645 01:23:06 - [sirens wailing]- Uh-oh. Here we go, showtime.
1646 01:23:08 We dragged every cop in the city here.Go on, skedaddle.
1647 01:23:10 You don't want to be in jailon your wedding day.
1648 01:23:13 - Move it.- [Owen] Love you.
1649 01:23:14 - [RJ] Ow!- [Owen] Let's go! Come on.
1650 01:23:18 [sirens whooping]
1651 01:23:25 Billy and Lilly McDermott,I finally caught you!
1652 01:23:30 [rock music playing]
1653 01:23:44 [Phoebe grunting exaggeratedly]
1654 01:23:53 - [rock music fading]- Is the danger over?
1655 01:23:56 God, you suck.
1656 01:24:00 - ["Levitating" by Dua Lipa playing]- ♪ If you wanna run away with me ♪
1657 01:24:03 ♪ I know a galaxyAnd I could take you for a ride... ♪
1658 01:24:06 - [Kay] Hurry, Ida!- I'm trying.
1659 01:24:08 - [Kay] Hurry up!- I'm trying.
1660 01:24:10 Look, let me tell you somethin',I've been doing bank security for years.
1661 01:24:13 What people don't realize,it's all about prevention.
1662 01:24:15 You gotta keep your head on a swivel.
1663 01:24:17 That's what I do,I see everything in that bank.
1664 01:24:19 If somebody gonna rob it,that's on me, baby. [laughing]
1665 01:24:22 But also I gotta get a new job,'cause I quit.
1666 01:24:24 - ["Levitating" continues playing]- ♪ The Milky Way, we're renegading... ♪
1667 01:24:28 - [glass shattering]- [guests exclaiming]
1668 01:24:30 [boy] You got him!
1669 01:24:33 [gulping]
1670 01:24:34 - Oh, she's having an allergic reaction!- Is there nickel in this spoon?
1671 01:24:38 - Oh, dear, I guess one slipped through.- Oh, she'll be all right.
1672 01:24:41 Don't worry, everybody chill! I got this!
1673 01:24:45 Yeah! I'm not a hero. I'm just an EMT.
1674 01:24:49 Oh, shit. This won't help.
1675 01:24:51 But you're vaccinated!
1676 01:24:53 - [laughing] I'll be right back.- [Margie] Aunt Linda--
1677 01:25:01 Husband.
1678 01:25:03 Yes, my wife?
1679 01:25:05 Thank you.
1680 01:25:06 For everything.This has been... one hell of a week.
1681 01:25:12 Of course.
1682 01:25:17 - I love you.- I love you.
1683 01:25:18 [Gary on mic] And now,ladies and gentlemen,
1684 01:25:21 for the first time as a married couple,
1685 01:25:24 - Owen and Parker Browning!- [both] Whoo!
1686 01:25:29 - ["Levitating" continues playing]- [guests cheering]
1687 01:25:35 [RJ] Aw, you look so good.
1688 01:25:36 - [indistinct chatter]- [cheering continues]
1689 01:25:39 [cheering and music fading]
1690 01:25:42 What are you doing here?
1691 01:25:44 You can't let a simple little thinglike going to prison
1692 01:25:46 get in the way of your daughter's wedding,now can you?
1693 01:25:48 Did you guys break out?
1694 01:25:52 They get one dance and one slice of cake.
1695 01:25:55 [Lilly] We made a deal.
1696 01:25:56 We pled guilty, and then we tracked downan old friend of his.
1697 01:26:00 - Wait, is that Sheryl?- Oh, yeah.
1698 01:26:02 Oh!
1699 01:26:04 - May I?- Of course.
1700 01:26:07 Come on, sugar. Come to Mama.Let's show 'em how to do it.
1701 01:26:10 Yes, ma'am.
1702 01:26:11 I'm happy for him.
1703 01:26:12 Me too.
1704 01:26:14 - I mean, prison?- Well...
1705 01:26:16 Okay, but it's nice they could show up.
1706 01:26:18 ["You've Made Me So Very Happy"by Brenda Holloway playing]
1707 01:26:21 ♪ But you said try just once moreI chose you for the one ♪
1708 01:26:25 ♪ And I'm having so much funYou treated me so kind ♪
1709 01:26:30 ♪ I'm about to lose my mind ♪
1710 01:26:32 - ♪ You made me so very happy... ♪- [all exclaiming]
1711 01:26:37 [Billy] Hold up.
1712 01:26:39 Oh, yeah!Everyone's getting pregnant tonight!
1713 01:26:43 - ["777" by Silk Sonic playing]- ♪ Blow the dice for me ♪
1714 01:26:46 ♪ Put your pretty-ass lips togetherBlow it real nice for me ♪
1715 01:26:50 ♪ Yeah, I'm trying to hit a lick ♪
1716 01:26:52 ♪ And slide to the dealershipIn the morning... ♪
1717 01:26:54 [guests exclaiming]
1718 01:26:58 They robbed our bank the other day.
1719 01:27:00 Held me at gunpoint.This shit is really fucked up.
1720 01:27:04 ♪ Let's go! ♪
1721 01:27:08 ♪ They can't deal with meI swear to God... ♪
1722 01:27:14 ["All The Small Things"by Blink-182 playing]
1723 01:27:17 I got this piece especially for you.
1724 01:27:21 Oh, that's very kind of you, Owen.Thank you. [chuckling]
1725 01:27:23 [softly] Don't chip a tooth.
1726 01:27:27 Good lad.
1727 01:27:28 'Cause there's something inside of it.
1728 01:27:30 - Yeah, we did get it. We're fine.- Okay.
1729 01:27:32 - [whispers] It's a paperclip.- [Lilly] Okay.
1730 01:27:34 - [Owen] I left the key in the Hellcat.- Shut up.
1731 01:27:36 - I got it. I got it.- Okay. All right, enjoy.
1732 01:27:38 Have a bite.
1733 01:27:42 - ["All The Small Things" continues]- [Billy] Game on.
1734 01:27:45 ♪ Surprises let me know she cares ♪
1735 01:27:48 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪
1736 01:27:51 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪
1737 01:27:54 [band vocalizing]
1738 01:28:07 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪
1739 01:28:10 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪
1740 01:28:14 ♪ Keep your head stillI'll be your thrill ♪
1741 01:28:17 ♪ The night will go onMy little windmill ♪
1742 01:28:20 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪
1743 01:28:24 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪
1744 01:28:27 ♪ Keep your head stillI'll be your thrill ♪
1745 01:28:30 ♪ The night will go on ♪
1746 01:28:32 ♪ The night will go onMy little windmill ♪
1747 01:28:35 [song fading]
1748 01:28:40 ["Congratulations"by Winnetka Bowling League playing]
1749 01:28:42 ♪ Castle on a steep hill ♪
1750 01:28:45 ♪ Tacoma queen from 17 ♪
1751 01:28:48 ♪ And she's stillWrestling her good will ♪
1752 01:28:53 ♪ Bet on a dream of Siamese cathedrals ♪
1753 01:28:57 ♪ Mountains of oxytocin ♪
1754 01:29:02 ♪ From that cool kids playground ♪
1755 01:29:05 ♪ Fountains to dip her toes in ♪
1756 01:29:10 ♪ Congratulations on your good life ♪
1757 01:29:14 ♪ Are you elated?Are you swimming on thin ice? ♪
1758 01:29:18 ♪ Did validation have a high price? ♪
1759 01:29:21 ♪ You're telling everyone"The weather feels so nice" ♪
1760 01:29:26 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪
1761 01:29:29 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪
1762 01:29:33 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪
1763 01:29:37 ♪ We all love you ♪
1764 01:29:42 ♪ The capital of envies ♪
1765 01:29:46 ♪ The color green, calamity impending ♪
1766 01:29:50 ♪ Habitual pretending ♪
1767 01:29:54 ♪ Are you serene?Is coming clean still pending? ♪
1768 01:29:58 ♪ Mountains of oxytocin ♪
1769 01:30:03 ♪ From that cool kids playground ♪
1770 01:30:05 ♪ Fountains to dip her toes in ♪
1771 01:30:11 ♪ Congratulations on your good life ♪
1772 01:30:15 ♪ Are you elated?Are you swimming on thin ice? ♪
1773 01:30:19 ♪ Did validation have a high price? ♪
1774 01:30:22 ♪ You're telling everyone"The weather feels so nice" ♪
1775 01:30:27 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪
1776 01:30:31 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪
1777 01:30:34 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪
1778 01:30:38 ♪ We all love you ♪
1779 01:30:48 ♪ So it's you against the clock now ♪
1780 01:30:56 ♪ Are you happy at the top now?Hey, sun down ♪
1781 01:31:01 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪
1782 01:31:04 ♪ Are you happy at the top now?Hey, sun down ♪
1783 01:31:09 ♪ We all love you ♪
1784 01:31:12 ♪ Congratulations on your good lifeHey, sun down ♪
1785 01:31:16 ♪ Are you elated?Are you swimming on thin ice? ♪
1786 01:31:20 ♪ Did validation have a high price? ♪
1787 01:31:24 ♪ You're telling everyone"The weather feels so nice" ♪
1788 01:31:28 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪
1789 01:31:31 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪
1790 01:31:35 [song fading]
1791 01:31:37 [dramatic music playing]
