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1 00:03:11 A few days, you say.
2 00:03:13 Not what l'd caII a light traveIIerare you, pet?
3 00:03:16 Sorry, it's mainIy work.
4 00:03:19 l wouIdn't apologise for having work,flower. Not round here.
5 00:03:25 What's this then?
6 00:03:27 It's just a flugeI, a trumpet.
7 00:03:29 l thought I might getsome practice in.
8 00:03:31 In here, you mean?
9 00:03:33 -Well, wherever.-I wouldn't mind. Don't get me wrong.
10 00:03:37 There's nowt l'd like better thanto hear you pIaying all night long.
11 00:03:40 -Oh, no. lt wouldn't ...-You heard of Grimley Colliery Band?
12 00:03:44 Yes, I have.
13 00:03:46 They've their own practice haII.I should get myseIf down there, pet.
14 00:03:49 They'd weIcome someone like youwith open arms, knowing them.
15 00:04:05 Another?
16 00:04:08 lt's a sad oId day, isn't it Vi?When it's finaIIy come to this.
17 00:04:12 -What's that then Ida?-Jim and Ernie packing in the band.
18 00:04:17 They're doing it, then?For definite?
19 00:04:19 Last practice tonight, Ernie said.Then resigning after.
20 00:04:24 No point in carrying on, is there?Pit goes, band'll go t'same way.
21 00:04:30 I feeI sorry for oId Danny, mind.He'lI gave bugger all to do.
22 00:04:34 -We'lI all have bugger all to do, Vi.-You get used to it.
23 00:05:10 -All right, Iove?-Aye, all right.
24 00:05:18 Don't forget what you're doing,you Iads.
25 00:05:20 Don't be handing over anykitty money.
26 00:05:23 -Just resignations.-Aye, all right, pet.
27 00:05:25 -WeII, mind you do.-What do you mean "mind you do"?
28 00:05:27 -It was our decision, wasn't it love?-Aye, well...
29 00:05:31 just mind you do.
30 00:05:37 Now let's get this right, Ernie.
31 00:05:39 When he collects for t'kitty,we say: sorry Danny, but us two...
32 00:05:42 we've decided,in t'present cIimate...
33 00:05:44 to tighten our belts, Iike, and onIyspend money on essentiaI items.
34 00:05:48 Sorry. lt's beengood and all that...
35 00:05:51 but now, we don't regard band as oneof t'aforementioned essentiaI items.
36 00:05:55 And regretfuIIy, we feel obligedto tender our resignations forthwith.
37 00:05:59 -Right?-Right.
38 00:06:01 And then we wakeup in CasuaIty.
39 00:06:14 If he goes barmy, it's notour fauIt.
40 00:06:17 -l mean what's t'worst he can do?-Have a heart attack?
41 00:06:20 What the hell, if Dannydoesn't like it...
42 00:06:23 -boIIocks to him.-All right, Iads?
43 00:06:25 Oh, all right, Danny mate?
44 00:06:29 Sixty years between us, you and me,down t'pit, frightened of nowt.
45 00:06:34 When it comes to telling Danny-boywe're packing t'band in...
46 00:06:37 We're shitting bloody bricks.
47 00:06:43 and coming up later in the news...
48 00:06:45 continuing our regular reports on theGovernment's pit closure programme.
49 00:06:49 We visit Grimley CoIIiery...
50 00:06:51 which despite being one of the oIdestand Iargest mines in Yorkshire...
51 00:06:55 has nevertheless become the mostrecent candidate for closure.
52 00:07:00 AIthough the GrimIey miners, andtheir wives, seem very determined...
53 00:07:04 to fight on and keeptheir pit open...
54 00:07:07 a redundancy offer to the workforceis believed to be imminent.
55 00:07:11 The miners, united,will never be defeated.
56 00:07:15 The miners, united,will never be defeated.
57 00:07:19 Offers at neighbouring pits recently,have been too attractive to ignore.
58 00:07:25 ln the last few weeks, 7 pay-offpackages have been offered to 7 pits.
59 00:07:30 All accepted,leading to 7 cIosures.
60 00:07:33 TroubIe is, I'm no bIoody happierwhen I'm winning.
61 00:07:36 DoubIe or quits?
62 00:07:38 No, best not.lt's kitty night tonight.
63 00:07:42 Cheer up Andy.lt might never happen.
64 00:07:44 Representatives of unionand management...
65 00:07:46 meet tonight to discuss theGrimley redundancy offer.
66 00:07:51 Bloody goingto though, in't it?
67 00:07:53 -See you.-See you.
68 00:07:57 Don't be apiIIock all your Iife.
69 00:07:59 Take t'moneywhile it's stiII on offer.
70 00:08:01 A lot of foIk out there wouldn't Iiketo hearthe way you're talking, love.
71 00:08:05 Aye, and they're alI as daftas you are.
72 00:08:08 AlI end up with nowt.Just Iike us.
73 00:08:12 Philip.
74 00:08:16 Late for practice.
75 00:08:18 -We'll taIk about it later, eh?-Later?
76 00:08:22 You'lI stiII be saying Iater whenWe're out on't bloody street.
77 00:08:28 There's always Mr Chuckles.
78 00:08:31 -I can do more of that.-Phil?
79 00:08:34 PhiI, PhiI.
80 00:08:36 You have a wife and 4 bloody kidshere, a house nobody'll bIoody buy...
81 00:08:40 mortgaged up to the bloody hilt,loan-sharks on our backs...
82 00:08:43 no bloody money, no bloody job,and what are you going to do?
83 00:08:47 Fucking juggle?
84 00:08:50 Bit cIumsy with the crockery,your Sandra.
85 00:08:57 -All right, Iove?-All right.
86 00:10:29 Crap. That's what that was.A Ioad of bloody crap.
87 00:10:34 What did Eric Morecombe say?AlI the right notes...
88 00:10:36 but not necessarily the right order.What happened to you, son?
89 00:10:39 It just fell apart.
90 00:10:40 Aye, you're not the only one. AndyIad, all over the shop, you were.
91 00:10:44 -What is up with you lot?-Got our minds on other things, Danny.
92 00:10:47 -Like what?-Blimey, you been on holiday or what?
93 00:10:50 How do you mean?
94 00:10:51 Well it may've escaped your notice,Iike, but pit's under threat.
95 00:10:55 What's thatgot to do with us?
96 00:10:57 Oh, aye, you'reright, not a lot.
97 00:11:03 Now listen to me, aII of you. Theseare worrying times, I know that.
98 00:11:07 But look what it says here, eh?1881.
99 00:11:11 Over a hundred years this band'sbeen going...
100 00:11:12 two world wars, three disasters,seven strikes...
101 00:11:15 one bloody big depression and t'bandplayed on every flaming time.
102 00:11:19 Danny, this is t'biggest disasterof t'lot.
103 00:11:21 Can't have a coIIiery band withouta bIoody coIliery, can you?
104 00:11:24 Listen. We've got the NationaI SemiFinaIs coming up and we're capabIe...
105 00:11:28 I mean it, well capabIe of goingthrough to London.
106 00:11:32 The first time in our history.The Albert Hall.
107 00:11:35 Now I know there's a spotof bother at the pit...
108 00:11:38 but that's something separate. Thisis music, and it's music that matters.
109 00:11:45 Now, come on,kitty fort'weekend.
110 00:11:48 Danny, me and Ernie, we've beenthinking it over, Iike...
111 00:11:51 I know subs aren't much, but...
112 00:11:53 -present cIimate and that...-What are you saying, Jim?
113 00:11:56 Me and Jim have madea decision, Iike.
114 00:12:04 HeIIo, love, can we help?
115 00:12:07 ls this the Colliery Band rehearsal?
116 00:12:11 No, love, t'band's on Tuesdays.Tonight's origami class.
117 00:12:16 Take no notice, fIower.Can I help?
118 00:12:18 I'm staying at the pub. I playthe fIugel.
119 00:12:22 WeII, sort of dabble.
120 00:12:25 Mrs Foggan said...
121 00:12:28 WeIl, she said you might let meplay with you.
122 00:12:33 Down, boy, down.
123 00:12:35 l know it may sound Iike we need allt'help we can get, but sorry love...
124 00:12:39 l mean, usuaIIy, as a ruIe,we don't ...
125 00:12:42 aIlow, you know, outsiders.
126 00:12:45 Aye, I understand that,except l'm ...
127 00:12:47 not strictly an outsider. I wereborn in GrimIey.
128 00:12:50 Is that right, Iove?What's your name?
129 00:12:52 Gloria.
130 00:12:54 -GIoria...?-Stits.
131 00:12:57 GIorious tits.
132 00:13:00 Ernie.
133 00:13:02 MulIins. GIoria Mullins.
134 00:13:08 Arthur's GIoria?
135 00:13:11 -You're Danny, aren't you?-Aye.
136 00:13:14 -I didn'tthink you'd still be...-AIive and kicking?
137 00:13:17 -Oh aye Iove, just about.-No, l meant leading the band.
138 00:13:20 Yes.
139 00:13:22 Well come in, park your bum,park yourseIf somewhere.
140 00:13:27 If you didn't know him, you'd haveheard of him, Arthur Mullins...
141 00:13:30 this young lady's grandad.Best bandsman l ever played with.
142 00:13:33 Bravest minerI ever worked with.
143 00:13:36 Closest friend I ever had, till hislungs packed in in '79.
144 00:13:41 -Sorry, Iove.-lt's true.
145 00:13:44 Good to see you back. Excuse me amoment, GIoria, I'm just collecting.
146 00:13:50 Jim, what were you saying?Something about t'present cIimate?
147 00:13:54 Oh aye, l was saying, Iike...
148 00:13:57 despite present cIimate...
149 00:13:59 you can always rely on our continuedand whole-hearted...
150 00:14:02 -support for the cause.-Oh, aye. Solidarity.
151 00:14:05 Thick and thin, and alI that.
152 00:14:07 Lend us a fiver.
153 00:14:12 SoIidarity.
154 00:14:16 Do you remember me?
155 00:14:19 -Barry? Barry Andrews?-Andy Barrow.
156 00:14:24 Andy Barrow.
157 00:14:27 -God, you haven't changed a bit.-You have.
158 00:14:32 -What are you up to now, then?-This and that, y'know, keeping busy.
159 00:14:39 Hey, that's not...is it?
160 00:14:42 He Ieft it me in his will. Couldn'tlet it go to rust, could I?
161 00:14:45 Clever oId sod. Even when he weregone he made sure l'd take it up.
162 00:14:48 WelI I know it won't be t'same, butit'd be loveIy just to hear it again.
163 00:14:52 -OK.-What do you know?
164 00:14:54 Well, l've been practising...
165 00:14:57 -Rodrigo's Concerto D'A ranjuez.-You what?
166 00:15:01 -Orange juice to you.-Oh, aye.
167 00:15:04 -l'm a bit wobbly stiII.-Don't you fret, pet.
168 00:15:07 Wobbly'd be toogood for this Iot.
169 00:15:11 Paul, the music. Bernie, get hera stand.
170 00:15:16 OK, everyone.
171 00:15:20 AlI right?
172 00:15:22 Are we aIl together?
173 00:15:25 Andy, Iad, are you with us?
174 00:15:29 Poor Iad. Still got your mindon that pit?
175 00:15:36 All right lads.Rodrigo's Concerto...
176 00:15:40 D'Orange Juice.
177 00:19:55 And she calIs that wobbly.
178 00:20:04 -Well done, lass.-Well done, love.
179 00:20:07 BIoody great.
180 00:20:11 -You doing anything at the weekend?-No.
181 00:20:14 Right lads, listen up.SaddIeworth tomorrow.
182 00:20:18 14 villages, love. Contest in each.AII at the same time. Cash prizes.
183 00:20:23 So, any road, lads...
184 00:20:26 big chance to swelI the cofferstomorrow, so...
185 00:20:29 we're going for all fourteen.
186 00:20:32 -Are you on, love?-lf l'm allowed.
187 00:20:35 Don't be soft, Iass.You were born here.
188 00:21:13 It's a profitable pit, this.
189 00:21:16 There's hundreds of years of coaldown there...
190 00:21:19 but it doesn't matterto thembastards. We're making money for'em...
191 00:21:23 hand over fist, we are.And stiII they want to shut us down.
192 00:21:27 -WelI, teII them bollocks to them.-That's up to you Iot isn't it, Iad?
193 00:21:31 WeII, thank Christit isn't up to you.
194 00:21:35 Jesus, we shouIdn't have even Iet theoffer be put on't table.
195 00:21:39 They're just bIoody puppets, that Iot.They do whateverthe bastards want.
196 00:21:42 -Phil, Iad.-We didn't do what they wanted in '84.
197 00:21:46 No, we dugus heels in, didn't we?
198 00:21:49 Aye, and some of us got bloodyIocked up for it.
199 00:21:51 Big bloody deaI.
200 00:21:54 Hey, suspended I were.
201 00:21:56 It took that lot a year and a halfto get me reinstated.
202 00:21:59 That's eighteen month on bloodystrike pay.
203 00:22:02 -With a wife, bloody kids, mortgage.-lt's ten years ago, paI.
204 00:22:06 Aye, ten years.
205 00:22:09 And l were that bloody broke, l'mstiII frigging paying for it.
206 00:22:12 That's how big a fucking deaIit were.
207 00:22:15 Hey, where wereyou then, eh, pal?
208 00:22:17 In '84?
209 00:22:19 I don't rememberseeing you on t'line.
210 00:22:22 Oh aye, we aII know which wayyou'lI be voting.
211 00:22:26 -Come on then, you bastard.-Anytime.
212 00:22:33 Leave it out.
213 00:22:36 Listen!
214 00:22:38 That's just what they're bIoodywanting, you know that, don't you?
215 00:22:42 AII right, this is what you've got:ballot next week, right?
216 00:22:45 You've got two options.
217 00:22:47 One: you can vote to take pit toReview Procedure.
218 00:22:50 Obviously that's one we want, becausewe reckon you've got a decent chance.
219 00:22:55 Or, two...
220 00:22:56 -You can vote to take pay-off.-Get stuffed.
221 00:23:01 Listen, Iisten. They told usIast night...
222 00:23:03 that redundancy offer's gone upthree thousand...
223 00:23:06 from a twenty grand maximumto twenty three...
224 00:23:09 with a five grand sweetener.
225 00:23:16 This is only a temporary offer.
226 00:23:20 lf you say no, they're pulling anyfuture offer down to a fIat fifteen.
227 00:23:25 Bastards!
228 00:23:30 -Born bastards, stay bastards.-That's right.
229 00:23:33 WeII it's no good shouting now Iads,do it next week in the ballot.
230 00:23:36 Say no to bloody bIackmaiI...
231 00:23:39 -and yes to keeping this pit aIive.-That's what we want.
232 00:23:58 The miners united will neverbe defeated.
233 00:24:03 Poor biddies. Don't they know they'repissing into t'wind like rest of us?
234 00:24:08 -Can they do that, women?-What?
235 00:24:10 -Piss in the wind.-No, Ernie, that's just the point.
236 00:24:15 But even on a nice day, y'know, whenthere's no wind about, they can't ...
237 00:24:18 -y'know, get any direction on it.-Well aIl right, whatever it is...
238 00:24:20 that Iasses do that's pointIess.-Bloody hell, so much to choose from.
239 00:24:25 Fart in a force ten?
240 00:24:28 My God Phil, you don't half knowsome funny women.
241 00:24:31 Steady, Iads,my missus does that.
242 00:24:35 Oh you daft bastards."Women against CIosure"?
243 00:24:42 That is when she's not fartingin a force ten.
244 00:24:51 -Morning, love.-See you.
245 00:25:02 lf I don't have a day awayon my own...
246 00:25:04 l'm going to go frigging barmy,honest I am. l'll kill someone.
247 00:25:08 -WeII, go somewhere tomorrow, eh?-PhiI...
248 00:25:11 l'm off today,or I'm off for good.
249 00:25:14 Give me some money.
250 00:25:17 -Oh hey love, l've only got a tenner.-Atenner'II do.
251 00:25:22 But it's SaddIeworth, and me dad'llkiII me if l don't turn up.
252 00:25:26 And l will if you do.
253 00:25:29 Isn't life just shit?
254 00:25:34 On your head, Dad?
255 00:25:39 Course the offer's attractive. lt'stantamount to bribery.
256 00:25:44 They want Grimley closed, forwhatever reason, nobody knows...
257 00:25:47 -they think by dangIing a carrot...-This just came for you.
258 00:25:51 Oh, ta.
259 00:25:54 Thanks.
260 00:25:56 They want jobs, a future. They wantan industry, and come the ballot...
261 00:26:00 -that's what they'll be voting for.-Yes. That's right.
262 00:26:16 ...the hearing decides the pit has asound economic future...
263 00:26:19 then we shaII abide by that decisionand work towards it.
264 00:26:23 Naturally, l mean, nobody wantsGrimley to cIose.
265 00:26:31 Oh I'm bIoodystarving, aren't you?
266 00:26:35 Let's see whatwe've got.
267 00:26:37 Dad, who were that?
268 00:26:42 Just a couple of feIIas.
269 00:26:45 -Are you in troubIe, Dad?-Your dad in trouble?
270 00:26:50 Looked like they were goingto smack you.
271 00:26:53 Aye, they were lad.
272 00:26:58 They were from t'council.Leisure department.
273 00:27:02 They said that if we don't havefun today...
274 00:27:05 -we are in big, big troubIe.-Dad, I'm eight and a haIf now.
275 00:27:11 Are you?
276 00:27:13 Well you can heIp me find t'bastardtin opener then, can't you?
277 00:27:17 GIoria Mullins?
278 00:27:20 What, Melons Mullins? Lived up DonnyRoad? Chubby lass?
279 00:27:24 We used to sing that hymn: Gloriain XL.
280 00:27:26 That's her, except she'sfar from chubby now, Iike.
281 00:27:29 Aye, l remember her.
282 00:27:32 -You had her, behind t'bus station.-No l never.
283 00:27:36 You toId us you did.
284 00:27:38 No. It were top half only.
285 00:27:45 -Does she remember?-Does she heII as like.
286 00:27:47 -Couldn't even remember my name.-Oh, get away.
287 00:27:50 Bet that's why she's come back.To complete unfinished business.
288 00:28:00 What are you smiling at?
289 00:28:02 Another?
290 00:28:05 All right, go on then.
291 00:28:10 What the bleeding hellare you two doing?
292 00:28:13 We fancied a game of golf, Iike.
293 00:28:15 You daft gawpheads. You neverresigned, did you?
294 00:28:19 Sat there like a couple of oIdbiddies and paid t'money, didn't you?
295 00:28:23 OId Danny taIked us round, like.He were very persuasive.
296 00:28:27 -We had no option, lover, honestIy.-No bollocks, more like.
297 00:28:32 I reckon it were sommat to do withbollocks that got us to stay.
298 00:28:35 -No bloody gumption, them two.-Soup for brains, the pair of them.
299 00:28:39 Excuse me, where's theCollier's Arms?
300 00:28:43 Hanging off his shoulders, pet.
301 00:28:45 -The oId one's are the best, eh?-lt's the young ones we worry about.
302 00:28:49 -Off to Saddleworth, are you?-That's right.
303 00:28:53 -FoIIow them two daft 'aporths.-Ta.
304 00:28:59 -Hey, love?-Yeah?
305 00:29:01 -Joined band last night, did you?-Yeah. How did you know that?
306 00:29:05 Just something me husbandnever said.
307 00:29:13 Aye, I am.
308 00:29:15 -What?-Thinking what you're thinking.
309 00:29:23 -Eh, up.-What are you doing?
310 00:29:25 -Don't sit on that.-Get off.
311 00:29:34 -Eh, up, Iads.-All right?
312 00:29:38 -Hi Danny,-Paul.
313 00:29:42 Oh, teII me you're bloody jokingson, please.
314 00:29:45 -Sorry. AII of us or none at aII.-Why for Christ's sake?
315 00:29:49 lt were them men from t'P leasureDepartment, Grandad.
316 00:29:54 -You what?-Anyway...
317 00:29:56 nowt wrong with a bit of vocalsupport, eh?
318 00:30:03 -l hope you feel as good as you look.-l'm nervous.
319 00:30:07 Get away with you. Your grandad wouldbe proud of you. Go on, in you get.
320 00:30:14 -Eh, up GIoria.-Hey oggle-eyes, is that the lot?
321 00:30:17 No, no, no there's ...
322 00:30:20 There's one more,as per bIoody usual.
323 00:30:23 Poor lass.
324 00:30:25 All she wants is a nice day out andshe gets stuck between them 2 buggers.
325 00:30:30 Shit.Oh, sorry Harry.
326 00:30:34 -Come here, darling-Thanks a lot, Kylie.
327 00:30:39 There you go, mate. Whatwere aII that about?
328 00:30:43 Here comes Fast bloody Eddie now.Come on Andy lad. Step on it.
329 00:30:49 Sorry.
330 00:30:52 -AII right StanIey, that's the lot.-What about these two here?
331 00:30:59 Bloody heII.
332 00:31:00 Don't look Iike that, Danny lad.lt's nearest colours we could find.
333 00:31:03 -What are you doing?-We'vejust founded t'fan cIub.
334 00:31:05 Well l don't think we...
335 00:31:06 Look ladies, l mean, this istraditionalIy a...
336 00:31:10 -male onIy excursion. You know that.-New Iass on board, is she?
337 00:31:14 Aye. That's different.I mean, she's very taIented.
338 00:31:19 Aye, l know, we saw her.
339 00:31:22 l'll have you know, that girl bIowsflugeI Iike a dream.
340 00:31:25 Danny Ormondroyd!At your age!
341 00:31:33 Come on love, it's not"What's my Iine?" .
342 00:31:37 Well, l'm a surveyor.
343 00:31:41 BIimey. What, you mean like aquantity surveyor?
344 00:31:45 -Kind of.-Want to survey my quantity, Iove?
345 00:31:50 WelI I do say"no job too smaII" .
346 00:31:54 Get away love. Take you a bloodyfortnight, this one.
347 00:32:01 We had no option,Iover, honest.
348 00:32:05 Shift up, duck.
349 00:32:07 Eh, up PhiI, groupies are on.
350 00:32:11 Sex, drugs and rock and roll,eh girls?
351 00:32:13 Aye, except we can do withoutdrugs and rock and roII.
352 00:35:26 Laughing. They were bloodylaughing at us.
353 00:35:31 Look at them. If they were alivetoday, they'd turn in their graves.
354 00:35:36 And if Arthur MulIins was Iookingdown on us, weII God bIoody heIp us.
355 00:35:41 l mean,is this what it's come to?
356 00:35:44 Bits of trombone flyingalI over t'shop?
357 00:35:46 Stopping t'march to changebloody nappies?
358 00:35:49 Too bIoody bewied to stay ont'buggering bandstand.
359 00:35:52 We may as wellaIl bIoody give up.
360 00:35:55 I reckon weaIready have, Dan.
361 00:35:57 That's kind of why itwentlike it did.
362 00:35:59 Reckon we thought we'd go outon a high note.
363 00:36:02 Happen our idea of a high note's abit different from yours, like.
364 00:36:05 Go out? What are you talking aboutErnie, go out?
365 00:36:08 Danny lad,you've got to face it.
366 00:36:10 -lf pit goes, band goes with it.-When pit goes.
367 00:36:14 If.
368 00:36:17 However balIot goes, they'lIstill cIose the bugger.
369 00:36:19 Not necessariIy.It depends on the...
370 00:36:23 On that review thingy.
371 00:36:26 Surely?
372 00:36:28 Trouble with you lot is you'vegot no pride.
373 00:36:31 And you know one thing more than owteIse here that symbolises pride?
374 00:36:35 It's this bIoody band,that's what. Ask anybody.
375 00:36:39 l mean, if they cIose down the pit,knock it down...
376 00:36:43 fiIl it up, Iike they've done withall t'bloody rest, no trace.
377 00:36:46 Years to come, there'lI onIy be onereminder...
378 00:36:49 Of hundred bIoody years hard graft:this bloody band.
379 00:36:54 Oh, they can shut up the unions,they can shut up the workers...
380 00:36:57 but I'll teII you one thing fornothing, they'II never shut us up.
381 00:37:00 We'll play on. Loud as ever. Startingwith National Semis in HaIifax.
382 00:37:05 Win them and we can carryour heads high and march...
383 00:37:08 on to the Albert bIoody Hall,aIl right?
384 00:37:11 -Are we pIaying or are we packing in?-Playing.
385 00:37:19 Sorry.
386 00:37:21 No, don't you worry, flower.
387 00:37:23 You've nowt to be ashamed of.
388 00:37:27 No bugger eIse, then?
389 00:37:33 Danny, l reckon l speakfor everybody.
390 00:37:36 We'll play on whiIe pit's open...
391 00:37:38 -Minute they close it, we pack it in.-Aye, right.
392 00:37:42 -You can't ask for more than that.-Hear hear.
393 00:37:46 No.
394 00:37:49 Obviously not.
395 00:38:10 -Hiya.-Hiya.
396 00:38:12 Moving words.
397 00:38:15 -What?-Back there. Danny.
398 00:38:17 Aye, daft old codger. lf it weren'tfor band, he'd pop his clogs.
399 00:38:21 I wondered if you fancied some grub?-Where?
400 00:38:25 -Don't know. l'll go posh if you want.-Andy.
401 00:38:27 All right, Phil.
402 00:38:29 -Have you seen me dad?-Aye he's stiII inside, I think.
403 00:38:33 -WeII?-All right.
404 00:38:50 You all right, Dad?
405 00:38:55 Thank you foryour support, son.
406 00:39:03 Oh, Iisten, Phil lad.
407 00:39:07 I've been thinking, right...
408 00:39:10 Semi-Final's no place for
409 00:39:13 Better find yourselfa new bit of brass.
410 00:39:16 I'm not forking out for a newtrombone just for one performance.
411 00:39:20 One?What about the Albert HaII?
412 00:39:24 Now normaIIy l'd say get summatcheap, but...
413 00:39:27 but you're a bloody good trombonistlad, you need a bloody good trombone.
414 00:39:31 Dad...
415 00:39:33 l like the band. I love the band,we aII do.
416 00:39:38 But there's other things in Iife,you know, that's more important.
417 00:39:47 Not in mine, there isn't .
418 00:39:53 What's that on your hankie?
419 00:39:58 Oh, nowt.
420 00:40:01 Chain come off me bike.
421 00:40:35 Didn't realise we were going thisposh, I'd have got doIIed up.
422 00:40:47 You know back there, when Danny saidyou'd nowt to be ashamed of?
423 00:40:51 Is that right, then?
424 00:40:57 You work for bloody managementdon't you?
425 00:41:01 -Andy, I'm just...-Fuck.
426 00:41:02 l just compiIe surveys, Andy, just doviability studies, boring, maybe...
427 00:41:07 -but hardly summat to be ashamed of.-No?
428 00:41:09 -Kept very quiet about it.-Cause I knew you'd get it aII wrong.
429 00:41:13 -Oh, aye?-l'm on the same side as you, Andy.
430 00:41:17 l want Grimley to stay open too, andonce it gets to review...
431 00:41:20 -I can help it stay open with my report.-BoIlocks.
432 00:41:23 My figures show GrimIey has a future,it's a profitable pit.
433 00:41:27 They know that. It'lI never reachreview. The lads'll go for redundancy.
434 00:41:30 And that's another thing that youlot know...
435 00:41:32 just how much to offerto get a resuIt.
436 00:41:34 Every miner l've spoken to isvoting to stay put.
437 00:41:38 Do you think they'd telI youany different?
438 00:41:41 Four to oneit'lI go for pay-off.
439 00:41:43 -You're voting to stay put?-Course l bloody am.
440 00:41:46 Then you musthave some hope.
441 00:41:48 No hope.Just principles.
442 00:41:53 It's your first job for them,isn't it?
443 00:41:54 Otherwise you'd know that your reportmeans as much as we do. Bugger aIl.
444 00:41:59 lt's just abIoody PR exercise.
445 00:42:01 So blind, naive peopIe, peopIe notunlike yourseIf...
446 00:42:04 wiII think those good eggs at HeadOffice have been very fair...
447 00:42:07 very reasonable. Donetheir best, done their sums...
448 00:42:09 and, oh dear, theyjust don't add up.
449 00:42:12 They'll have to cIose another pit.Shame.
450 00:42:15 They won't evenread the bugger.
451 00:42:17 They've aIready made their decision,probably when you were at college.
452 00:42:21 Oh, don't be ridicuIous.
453 00:42:25 Anyway, if my job's so bloodyirrelevant...
454 00:42:29 how come youhate me so much?
455 00:42:32 l don't have you, I...
456 00:42:38 -Who's the haddock?-She is.
457 00:42:50 l chose Grimley, you know.
458 00:42:52 They offered me other pits, but lchose Grimley for two reasons.
459 00:42:56 Because if I could help keep one pitaIive, I wanted it to be this one.
460 00:43:01 Second...
461 00:43:06 Hey, isn't that...
462 00:43:08 where the old bus station was?
463 00:43:11 -l didn't think you'd remember.-How could I forget?
464 00:43:15 I'm sorry. FumbIings of a fourteenyear old.
465 00:43:17 What did we call it?Top half onIy.
466 00:43:21 Can hardly have been worth itat that age. Just kids.
467 00:43:25 -l'd get better value now.-Well that's inflation for you.
468 00:43:36 l did know your name,you know.
469 00:43:38 When l called youBarry Andrews.
470 00:43:41 l just didn'twantyou to think...
471 00:43:44 I don't know.
472 00:43:46 That it was etched foreveron me brain.
473 00:43:50 'Cause it hasn't been,has it?
474 00:44:00 Do you want to comeup for a coffee?
475 00:44:03 l don't drink coffee.
476 00:44:07 I haven't got any.
477 00:44:32 -Eh up, Phil.-Jesus Christ.
478 00:44:35 Did you Iike it so much you wantto go back?
479 00:44:38 -What?-WakefieId Prison?
480 00:44:41 -What are you on about?-Shall we call it a day, eh?
481 00:44:56 Evening, love.
482 00:44:58 Night.
483 00:45:31 All right, Andy lad. What've youbeen up to?
484 00:45:34 A bit of extrapractice, like.
485 00:45:38 -You're a genius you, aren't you?-What?
486 00:45:41 Well, it takes a speciaI talent that,practicing...
487 00:45:44 -without your instrument.-l must've left it in there, l'll...
488 00:45:47 -l'll pick it up tomorrow.-Right.
489 00:45:51 Gloria on good form,is she?
490 00:45:56 -Night, Andy lad.-Night, Danny.
491 00:48:29 Mr MacKenzie, could l have aquick word?
492 00:48:32 WeII, l'm actually rather busy,Gloria.
493 00:48:34 Yes, so am l. l just wanted to makesure l wasn't busy for no reason.
494 00:48:37 It's just some of the informationl need...
495 00:48:40 it's Iike getting bIood out ofa stone.
496 00:48:42 I feel Iike I'm flogging a deadhorse sometimes and I...
497 00:48:45 Shall we stop talking in riddIes,GIoria?
498 00:48:50 I'm worried that my reportmay be sort of...
499 00:48:55 immateriaI.
500 00:48:57 Your report is vital...
501 00:49:00 absoIutely paramount.
502 00:49:02 lf this pit goes to review,and we hope it wiII...
503 00:49:05 we have cruciaI decisions to make andwe can't make them without detaiIed...
504 00:49:09 accurate reports from highIyquaIified people such as yourself.
505 00:49:16 lt's a tricky business, GIoria.
506 00:49:18 AII we want to dois get it right.
507 00:49:21 Okay?
508 00:49:31 Yeah.
509 00:49:40 Eh up, Andy. Look, there's your mate,Miss Glorious Tits.
510 00:49:44 What's she doing here?
511 00:49:59 Now then, what's a nice girI like youdoing in a horribIe place like this?
512 00:50:02 Oh, hiya.
513 00:50:06 Hi, Andy.
514 00:50:08 Hiya.
515 00:50:09 -l came up to meet Andy out of work.-He's not out of work yet, love.
516 00:50:14 Come back next week.
517 00:50:16 l just wondered if you wanted aquick practice, Andy?
518 00:50:18 No he can't Iove. He's goingfor a pint with us.
519 00:50:20 -Oh, right, well...-See you.
520 00:50:25 That's all right, isn't it Andy?Nice pint and a chat.
521 00:50:29 We can taIk aboutprice of fish...
522 00:50:32 plight of t'T hird WorId...
523 00:50:35 pros and consof t'sweeper system...
524 00:50:37 and why your bird's got managementIogo on her key-ring.
525 00:50:51 Still, it doesn't make her thedevil incarnate, does it?
526 00:50:54 What does it make Andy here?That's what I want to know.
527 00:50:56 Lay off him, eh, Jim. He said hedidn't know.
528 00:50:59 With legs like that roundyour back...
529 00:51:01 you don't stop and ask fora reference, do you?
530 00:51:04 -lt's a mistake anyone could've made.-Aye...
531 00:51:06 and by heII, we aIl wish we'dmade it.
532 00:51:08 -This isn't funny.-Nowt wrong with shagging management.
533 00:51:12 They've been shaggingus long enough.
534 00:51:15 Oh, don't tell me Andy. Itweren'tshagging...
535 00:51:18 it were true love.
536 00:51:23 -Are you pIaying, Andy?-No. He's had enough fun for one week.
537 00:51:27 I'm not a kidanymore, Jim, right?
538 00:51:29 Oh, aye?
539 00:51:31 -OId enough to be a scab, then.-Jim.
540 00:51:39 lt's right, Andy,he doesn't mean it.
541 00:51:41 You don't mess aroundwith words Iike that.
542 00:51:43 Aye, l'm sorry, Andy.Take it back.
543 00:51:46 You'rejust a stupid fucker.
544 00:51:51 That's more Iike it.
545 00:52:01 l'll catch you later, lads.
546 00:52:04 Where are you off, then?
547 00:52:11 HeIIo, kids.My name's Mr ChuckIes.
548 00:52:15 HeIIo, Mr Chuckles.
549 00:52:18 -Now, do you like card tricks?-Yeah.
550 00:52:20 Will you heIp me with thiscard trick?
551 00:52:22 Come here, come here. Now,what you have to do...
552 00:52:24 is pick a card from there.Don't let me see it.
553 00:52:27 And show it to aII your friends sothat they can alI see it.
554 00:52:30 Now put it backanywhere you Iike.
555 00:52:33 Tell me when you'vedone it. Done it?
556 00:52:35 Now l'm going to shuffle them aII up.Did you see what the card was?
557 00:52:38 Don't tell me.The card was the Jack of Hearts.
558 00:52:43 No.
559 00:52:45 -Queen of Clubs?-No.
560 00:52:47 -What were it then?-Ace of Spades.
561 00:52:50 Correct!
562 00:52:53 AlI right now, Scott.
563 00:52:55 I'm going to put your watch there andl'm going to foId this over...
564 00:52:59 Once, twice, three times, four.Just Iike that. AII right.
565 00:53:05 And, with this hammer, Scott,l want you to give that watch...
566 00:53:10 -a great big smack.-No.
567 00:53:17 When l saythe magic words, Scott.
568 00:53:22 -This isn't your main job, is it?-l'm a miner.
569 00:53:28 A miner?
570 00:53:31 You remember them, Iove,dinosaurs, dodos...
571 00:53:36 miners.
572 00:53:52 -Sorry Sandra, you're a bit short.-How much?
573 00:53:55 -One fitty.-What's up with you?
574 00:53:57 What's it to be?
575 00:53:59 -What about them aeroplane things?-What?
576 00:54:02 -Them things with wings on?-No, l need them.
577 00:54:07 Here you are, Iove, put that back.We'll use soap.
578 00:54:10 Sorry, Vera. Me and sums, not whatyou'd call the best of friends.
579 00:54:14 Me and money, total friggingstrangers.
580 00:54:17 Sorry Iove.StilI need another sixty.
581 00:54:21 l tell you what, give it us nextweek, all right?
582 00:54:24 Are you sure?
583 00:54:27 Don't forget your receipt.
584 00:54:41 -Come on.-See you, love.
585 00:54:52 Get back inhere now with that.
586 00:54:53 -Who do you think you bIeeding are?-Get off.
587 00:54:56 -Hey.-Bastard.
588 00:55:00 Come here, you bastards.
589 00:55:03 What do you thinkyou're fucking doing?
590 00:55:05 What do you think you'refucking pIaying at?
591 00:55:07 l told you, pal. It's pay day.
592 00:55:13 Yeah, aII right.
593 00:55:16 Right.
594 00:55:19 Just give us abit of time, eh?
595 00:55:21 It's been ten years mate.Pay day's pay day, pal.
596 00:55:25 Especially when it'stweIve grand.
597 00:55:27 -Twelve?-Aye, it's that interest, isn't it?
598 00:55:30 -It's a bugger.-Well, what about...
599 00:55:34 -Can you wait till twenty first?-Twenty first?
600 00:55:36 Oh, aye.Coco the scab, eh?
601 00:55:40 -We'll be back with truck.-Truck? What for?
602 00:55:43 Contents.
603 00:55:44 Until you pay up, like.
604 00:55:52 lf you touch my kids again,l'll fucking kill you.
605 00:56:08 What the frigging hell's this?
606 00:56:12 lt's a frigging dent, that'swhat it is.
607 00:56:18 Andy Barrow lent it me.
608 00:56:22 He'lI go frigging barmy.
609 00:56:47 -Hiya, Danny love. You welI?-Oh, aye, can't complain, Betty.
610 00:56:51 -What time do they announce result?-About five-ish or summat, l think.
611 00:56:55 -l didn't know you were that bothered.-Whole town's bothered, Iove.
612 00:57:00 Can't do without pit.
613 00:57:03 l thought you were taIkingabout Semi-Finals.
614 00:57:06 Honest, Danny,a day Iike today...
615 00:57:09 You think anyone's interested insome daft football match?
616 00:57:17 AlI right, love?
617 00:57:18 That's it. You bugger off and blowyour bloody trumpet.
618 00:57:20 BIimey, a conversation.
619 00:57:23 Harry, in a month's time when you'reat home all day and there's ...
620 00:57:26 nowt but doIe coming in, at Ieastl can know that I did summat.
621 00:57:30 It weren't much, but it were best lcould do and at least it were summat.
622 00:57:33 What are you on about?
623 00:57:37 Ten years ago before the strike,you were so fuIl of fight.
624 00:57:42 Packed fuII of passion,you were.
625 00:57:45 Now you just do nowt.
626 00:57:49 AII you do is blow your bIoodytrumpet.
627 00:57:52 Aye, but at least...
628 00:57:56 At least what?
629 00:57:59 People listen to us.
630 00:58:06 Go on, sod off.
631 00:58:14 And it'sa bloody euphonium.
632 00:58:21 You know, l can't tell a Iie. I werenever one for brass bands before.
633 00:58:26 But when you hear that sound, whenyou're near that sound...
634 00:58:31 -doesn't haIf grab you, doesn't it?-Aye, it does that.
635 00:58:36 But you know, folk like Danny,it's taken over their Iives.
636 00:58:41 I'd never Iet that happen.
637 00:58:51 -Gorgeous.-Oh, yeah.
638 00:58:56 AII right, Bernard.
639 00:59:00 -Jim, Ernie.-Danny.
640 00:59:08 -Hi, Danny.-Hello, Danny.
641 00:59:11 BIoody helI. Hi, Harry.Make an effort, Andy.
642 00:59:19 BIoody helI, son.What's happened to you?
643 00:59:22 Sorry, Dad.
644 00:59:24 -Bit of a domestic, Iike.-But you know this is a special...
645 00:59:29 Sandra did that?To you?
646 00:59:32 No.
647 00:59:38 Go on, get on t'bus.Get it cIeaned up.
648 00:59:42 Bang goes the Deportment Prize,any road.
649 01:00:01 We're going to win this one. Look.Your Phil's got a new trombone.
650 01:00:10 We off, then?
651 01:00:12 AII right, StanIey.Halifax here we come.
652 01:01:09 Shift, wiII you? Stop fightingaII the time.
653 01:01:14 Votes for redundancy.Seven hundred and ninety-eight.
654 01:05:00 The winners, with 194 points,"The Grimley Colliery Band" .
655 01:05:46 Harry.
656 01:05:49 Rita, Iove.
657 01:05:52 Fourto one against,it went.
658 01:05:56 Four to one, Harry.
659 01:06:07 Still...
660 01:06:10 see a bit more ofeach other now.
661 01:06:21 Dad?
662 01:06:31 Oh, Jesus Christ.
663 01:06:34 Will someone getan ambuIance, quick!
664 01:06:38 Hurry, he can't breathe.
665 01:06:40 -Just back off, wiII you?-Don't crowd him.
666 01:06:45 -Come on, breathe for me.-Someone call for that ambuIance?
667 01:06:49 Come on,I've got you. Phil's here.
668 01:06:52 Come on,hurry up, wiII you?
669 01:07:00 How is he, Phil?
670 01:07:02 I don't know.He hasn't woke up yet.
671 01:07:06 They just said there'd be morenews tomorrow.
672 01:07:09 Right. We're just havinga colIection for him.
673 01:07:16 You stilI here, love?
674 01:07:19 I reckon it's got to be ta-ra now,don't you?
675 01:07:33 l'm on your side.l always was.
676 01:07:47 Andy?
677 01:07:56 Andy.
678 01:08:03 Phil, Iad.
679 01:08:09 Not flowers, all right, Jim.Not grapes.
680 01:08:14 Get him summat he wants, eh?
681 01:08:19 You sure about this, Andy mate?What about t'finals?
682 01:08:26 What finaIs?
683 01:08:42 Andy, l don'twant to faII out, mate.
684 01:08:46 You're me mainsource of income.
685 01:08:48 Don't worry, Simmo. l've lost morethis week than a bloody trumpet.
686 01:09:04 Sandra?
687 01:09:06 They came.Took bloody lot.
688 01:09:09 -I warned you, Phil.-Oh, Sand, no. I...
689 01:09:13 Look don't ...
690 01:09:16 Not now.
691 01:09:18 Seems as good a time as any. Whatwith there being nowhere to sit.
692 01:09:23 Dad's coIIapsed.
693 01:09:25 Aye, I heard.
694 01:09:30 l'm sorry, PhiI.
695 01:10:14 Oh, you fuckers.
696 01:10:28 -Sandra?<-Phil? Harry.
697 01:10:31 Are you set for onefinaI performance?
698 01:10:50 What on earth?
699 01:11:45 Nurse, go down there at onceand get rid of them.
700 01:11:48 Leave them be.
701 01:11:52 -Mr Ormondroyd, how are you feeling?-Death's door.
702 01:11:57 -The bastards still take the piss.-Yes, l am sorry about this racket.
703 01:12:01 -We'll stop it, don't worry.-Stop this racket?
704 01:12:04 You'll wake upin the next ward.
705 01:12:41 ls it going Iikeshit off a shoveI?
706 01:12:44 lf by that you mean fast,yes it is, rather.
707 01:12:51 lt always does when they pIaythis one.
708 01:14:07 Message fromMr Ormondroyd.
709 01:14:10 -He's awake?-Yeah.
710 01:14:12 He says tenorhorn's too soft.
711 01:14:23 Phil Iad, I reckon it'd be bestcoming from you.
712 01:14:28 About us packing in.Not going to t'finals.
713 01:14:38 You shouIdn't have, you know, Iads.ReaIIy. ShouId've brought me...
714 01:14:41 flowers or summat.
715 01:14:44 Grapes. I could murder abunch of grapes.
716 01:14:53 -BIoody hell.-Right thank you. The concert's over.
717 01:14:58 lt's past eIevenand Mr Ormondroyd...
718 01:15:00 must have some sleep. Thank you.-See you, Danny.
719 01:15:03 And I'd prefer any future visits tobe made in visiting hours...
720 01:15:07 -preferably without trumpets.-lt's a euphonium.
721 01:15:11 Hey lads,sounded good, mind...
722 01:15:14 Out there. Keep playing Iike that andwe'lI murder them at bloody finals.
723 01:15:23 TelI him.
724 01:15:36 You in a bit of trouble, son?
725 01:15:39 -It's nowt, Dad.-You seem a bit upset, Iike.
726 01:15:43 Of course I'm upset.
727 01:15:46 -Me old man's poorly.-Aye, well...
728 01:15:50 we'll both getover that, won't we?
729 01:15:56 Nice bit of brass.
730 01:15:59 Cheap, yeah?
731 01:16:04 Ta, son, anyway.
732 01:16:10 It matters, you know,that trombone.
733 01:16:14 -To me, any road.-Aye.
734 01:16:28 I'd best be off, eh? Let youget some shut-eye.
735 01:16:31 Aye.
736 01:16:33 Say hello to Sandra and kids for me.-Yeah, they said, getwell.
737 01:16:38 l were alongside Arthur Mullins everyday of his working life...
738 01:16:42 -When they cut him open...-Dad, don't .
739 01:16:45 They say when they opened up hisIungs, there were...
740 01:16:47 nowt in there but coal dust.SIack. SIack everywhere.
741 01:16:53 -Took them a week to get t'slab clean.-Dad...
742 01:16:58 You'll be all right.
743 01:17:00 Are you going to tell me liesall bloody night?
744 01:17:08 No.
745 01:17:10 You're right, son.You're right.
746 01:17:13 Go on, be off with you. I'll be outof here in time for t'finaI.
747 01:17:24 One way or the other.
748 01:18:00 ...different after recent events.
749 01:18:03 Just thought l'd bring you theviabiIity study.
750 01:18:10 Ah, right. Yes.
751 01:18:13 Put it there. Thank you.
752 01:18:16 So, Frank, you're going down toStainly Tuesday and coming back...
753 01:18:21 -Will you be reading it?-It wouId've been very valuabIe...
754 01:18:26 if the GrimIey miners had decidedto go to a review, but...
755 01:18:31 as you know, sadly...
756 01:18:32 You made them an offer theycouIdn't refuse.
757 01:18:36 None of this is simpIe.
758 01:18:39 I'lI tell you some facts as I seethem and you tell me if l'm wrong.
759 01:18:43 -Miss MuIIins.-One: I write reports...
760 01:18:45 that no-one will ever read. Theyhave to be seen to be written...
761 01:18:48 but they're not written to beseen. Two..
762 01:18:50 Grimley is, was a profitabIepit, says so in here.
763 01:18:55 Three: the decision to close itwasn't made today...
764 01:18:58 -it was made weeks ago.-Wrong.
765 01:19:02 2 years ago.
766 01:19:11 Coal, is history, Miss MulIins.
767 01:19:37 l'll catch you later, lads.
768 01:19:56 Look for years, bloody years, nowtgood's ever happened to me.
769 01:20:00 Only reason l'd get up was to see ifme Iuck'd changed, but it never has.
770 01:20:04 lt was just beginning to get worse,with pit cIosing, losing me job...
771 01:20:07 and then what happens?Gloria Mullins...
772 01:20:12 love of me bloody Iife,walks into practice hall.
773 01:20:15 BIoody heII, l thought, maybeIife's not so bad.
774 01:20:17 But is it buggery. She's onIyfucking management.
775 01:20:20 And now that's what you'vebeen doing.
776 01:20:24 Yeah, well let's just call thatsIeeping with the enemy.
777 01:20:27 l'm not the enemy.l'm like you.
778 01:20:32 UnempIoyed.
779 01:20:36 l told them to stuff it.
780 01:20:41 -You off back down south, then?-WeII, hardly welcome here.
781 01:20:46 Reckon they aII know now,you were only trying to heIp.
782 01:20:51 Thing is if heIp comes to summat thenyou're a hero. lf it comes to nowt...
783 01:20:55 you're justanother meddIer.
784 01:20:58 And is that what you reckon?
785 01:21:02 l reckon your heart's in the rightplace, but...
786 01:21:06 you never did owtto prove it.
787 01:21:12 l'll say ta-ra, then.
788 01:21:37 Summat good'lIhappen soon, Andy.
789 01:21:40 Hope it's at Albert Hall.
790 01:21:42 Doubt it somehow.We're not going.
791 01:21:46 -What?-They worked it out.
792 01:21:48 lt'd cost threegrand or summat.
793 01:21:52 No, the band's dead.lt died with everything else.
794 01:22:22 Harry.
795 01:22:25 -AII right, Ernie.-Aye.
796 01:22:34 Jim.
797 01:22:36 AII right.
798 01:22:41 -AlI right, PhiI?-AlI right, Andy Iad?
799 01:22:44 -Owt in?-There's a machinist wanted.
800 01:22:49 -You any good at button stitching?-l'll take anything.
801 01:22:52 WeII, thank Christl found you. Look.
802 01:22:59 How's your dad?
803 01:23:04 How'd he takeit about us packing in?
804 01:23:09 Phil, come on. You've got totell him you know.
805 01:23:12 -l mean, before t'final.-l'm going to. I'm going to.
806 01:23:16 -There's a while yet, isn't there?-Saturday.
807 01:23:27 I'm afraidl've got some bad news.
808 01:23:30 Sandra and the kids? l heard aboutthat. Don't fret, they'II be back.
809 01:23:37 -Dad...-Just one day. They won't let me out.
810 01:23:41 For one sodding day.
811 01:23:48 -Dad, look...-Might as well give these to Harry.
812 01:23:53 Wish him good luck.
813 01:23:56 l was up alI night doing them.
814 01:23:59 Aye.
815 01:24:02 Right.
816 01:24:25 Harvest FestivaI.
817 01:24:28 To tell you the truth, l don't knowtoo much about Harvest Festival.
818 01:24:32 But l do knowa story about God.
819 01:24:37 So God was creating Man,aIl right?
820 01:24:40 And his Iittle assistant cameup to him...
821 01:24:42 and he said: "hey, we've got allthese bodies Ieft...
822 01:24:45 but we're right out of brains, we'reright out of hearts...
823 01:24:48 and we're rightout of vocal chords".
824 01:24:51 And God said "Fuck it.Sew 'em up anyway.
825 01:24:54 Smack smiles on their faces and makethem taIk out their arses" .
826 01:24:57 -And lo, God created the Tory party.-Come on.
827 01:25:02 -May God forgive you.-God?
828 01:25:05 Oh, aye. Nowthere's a fella...
829 01:25:10 I mean, what'she doing, eh?
830 01:25:14 He can takeJohn Lennon...
831 01:25:16 He can take those three young ladsdown at Ainsley Pit.
832 01:25:20 He's even thinking of takingmy old man.
833 01:25:23 And Margaret bloodyThatcher Iives?
834 01:25:27 l mean, what's hesodding pIaying at?
835 01:25:38 You've been great.My name's Coco the Scab.
836 01:25:43 Goodnight.
837 01:25:55 Grandad? What's grandad gotto do with it?
838 01:25:58 Dad said when people are as poorlyas grandad is...
839 01:26:01 you've got to do speciaI thingsfor them.
840 01:26:04 Shane Iove, your dad didn't buytrombone for your grandad.
841 01:26:07 He bought it for himself.
842 01:26:09 He said grandad's gonna die. But atIeast Dad getting a trombone...
843 01:26:14 is gonna make him die happy.That's what he said.
844 01:26:20 -Mam?-What, love?
845 01:26:25 How the helldo you die happy?
846 01:26:28 Oh, we'lI find a way.
847 01:26:33 l don't Iike seeingDad sad, Mam.
848 01:26:38 But I'd sooner see him sadthan not see him at all.
849 01:26:49 -HeIp.-What's that, for fuck's sake?
850 01:26:51 -HeIp.-What is it?
851 01:26:56 Jesus Christ.
852 01:27:18 Philip?
853 01:27:26 l mean...
854 01:27:28 What the bloody heII were youplaying at, lad?
855 01:27:32 You Iost your marbles?
856 01:27:35 Maybe.I've lost everything eIse.
857 01:27:38 Wife, kids, house...
858 01:27:40 Job, self-respect...
859 01:27:43 Hope.
860 01:27:46 But then, that'snowt is it, Dad?
861 01:27:50 Because it's musicthat matters.
862 01:27:57 The band's packed in,anyway.
863 01:28:07 Oh, bloody heII, PhiI.
864 01:28:13 Is this man bothering you?
865 01:28:17 Course he is,he's me dad.
866 01:28:42 -Phil?-Phil Iad?
867 01:28:45 -Are you aII right?-What are you up to?
868 01:28:48 Feeding the fucking ducks,what's it look like?
869 01:28:52 We heard about, er...
870 01:28:57 We were on our way to hospitalto see you.
871 01:28:59 Hey, and your dad.
872 01:29:01 He'd be dead chuffedwith a visit from you lot.
873 01:29:04 I tell you, if he were up and about,we'd all be in intensive bloody care.
874 01:29:09 Oh, right.You told him.
875 01:29:12 Maybe we'll visit himnext week then.
876 01:29:16 You coming for apint, mate?
877 01:29:18 Drink with scabs, do you?
878 01:29:22 l voted for t'money,you know that?
879 01:29:34 Come on PhiI. Stop being a dramaqueen. Come and have a wet with us.
880 01:29:38 Anyway, there's enough bloodyrubbish in this canaI already.
881 01:29:51 Hejust shook his head.
882 01:29:56 Can't telI you.lt were like...
883 01:30:00 lights just went out.
884 01:30:05 I mean, there he iscoughing up coal...
885 01:30:10 and aII we can do isbreak his bloody heart.
886 01:30:15 Poor sod's got nowt leftto Iive for.
887 01:30:30 -Can I get you a drink?-No, it's aII right.
888 01:30:33 l just wanted to showyou summat.
889 01:30:40 New bank account.Grimley Brass Band.
890 01:30:44 There's threegrand in there.
891 01:30:46 lf nowt else, it'll get you toAlbert HaII.
892 01:30:49 This your money?
893 01:30:51 I don't want it.lt's dirty money.
894 01:30:55 l'd prefer it to be brass.
895 01:30:58 Must be awfuI, love...
896 01:31:00 having that much guiIt you've gotto buy your way out of it.
897 01:31:06 Jim, l'm just doing what l wasaIways doing.
898 01:31:10 Meddling. Difference is thistime we've not lost before we start.
899 01:31:23 And you'd want to pIaywith us, yeah?
900 01:31:27 l'm not doingthis for me.
901 01:31:30 l'm doing it for you.
902 01:31:33 And Danny.
903 01:31:49 I hope you budgeted for booze.
904 01:31:55 Danny'd want usto win, wouIdn't he?
905 01:31:57 We're not going to win withouta flaming flugel, are we?
906 01:32:07 Simmo, you haven't fIogged it,have you?
907 01:32:11 Right, your hornplays my twenty.
908 01:32:14 What?
909 01:32:17 AII right, bastard, thirty.
910 01:32:19 Okay.
911 01:32:22 -Yes. He's missed.-Come on.
912 01:32:25 -Come on, Andy.-Come on Andy son. Go on, go on, son.
913 01:32:28 Take your time.
914 01:32:36 Bollock brain.
915 01:32:45 You jammy git.
916 01:32:48 WeII done, Andy.
917 01:32:52 l said no, Mr Ormondroyd,he's asleep.
918 01:32:55 Most people are at twoin the morning.
919 01:32:58 Leave a message. He'll get it themoment he wakes up, all right?
920 01:34:53 Least it'll give them moreenergy won't it?
921 01:35:22 Brighouse and Rustrick Band,you have two minutes.
922 01:35:27 Brighouse and Rustrick,two minutes.
923 01:35:40 Grimley ColIiery, youhave two minutes.
924 01:35:44 Grimley Colliery,two minutes.
925 01:35:47 By heII, I bet she's glad they'veclosed the bugger.
926 01:35:52 Okay, Iads. Let's do it.
927 01:35:54 For a thousand redundant minersand one poorly one.
928 01:35:59 -Let's do it-Right.
929 01:36:03 Nurse, quickIy. It's Mr Ormondroyd.He's gone.
930 01:40:05 First prize and Champions ofGreat Britain...
931 01:40:10 Grimley Colliery Band.
932 01:40:39 This band behind me wiII tell youthat trophy means more to me than...
933 01:40:44 owt eIse in the whole world.
934 01:40:47 But they'd be wrong. Truth is,l thought it mattered...
935 01:40:51 I thought that music mattered...
936 01:40:55 But does it bolIocks. Not comparedto how people matter.
937 01:40:59 Us winning this trophy won't meanbugger aII to most people.
938 01:41:03 But us refusing it, like whatwe're going to do now...
939 01:41:06 well then it becomes news,doesn't it?
940 01:41:11 You see what I mean.
941 01:41:12 That way l'll not just be taIkingto myself, will l?
942 01:41:15 Because over the last ten years,this bloody government...
943 01:41:18 has systematically destroyedan entire industry.
944 01:41:22 Our industry. And not just ourindustry.
945 01:41:25 Our communities, our homes,our lives.
946 01:41:28 AII in the name of progress andfor a few lousy bob.
947 01:41:32 l'll teIl you something else youmight not know. A fortnight ago...
948 01:41:36 this band's pit were closed.
949 01:41:38 Another thousand men Iost their jobs.And that's not all they lost.
950 01:41:42 Most of them Iost the wiII to wina whiIe ago.
951 01:41:45 A few of them even lostthe wiII to fight.
952 01:41:47 But...
953 01:41:50 When it comes to Iosing the willto live, to breathe...
954 01:41:56 point is...
955 01:41:58 if this lot were seals or whaIes,you'd be up in bloody arms.
956 01:42:01 But they're not. They'rejustordinary, common or garden...
957 01:42:05 honest, decent human beings.And not one of them...
958 01:42:10 with an ounceof bloody hope Ieft.
959 01:42:15 They can knock outa bloody good tune.
960 01:42:19 But what the fuckdoes that matter?
961 01:42:32 Now I'm going to take my boysout onto the town.
962 01:42:37 Thank you.
963 01:43:22 -Are you coming back, Sand?-I dunno.
964 01:43:25 l've got a chair now.
965 01:43:28 l've no frigging house,but l've got a chair.
966 01:43:31 Well, sort of a chair.
967 01:43:34 lt aIl sounds very tempting.
968 01:43:40 AlI right?
969 01:43:43 ls that a thankyou?
970 01:43:45 More than that.
971 01:43:47 l've never known him gushIike that before.
972 01:43:49 Aye, weII I suppose that's whatYorkshiremen are famous for.
973 01:43:54 Not showing their feeIings.
974 01:43:57 Aye.
975 01:44:06 l'm not goingto show mine, either.
976 01:44:17 All right then,lads and Iassies.
977 01:44:19 Land of Hopeand bloody Glory, eh?
