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1 00:00:55 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
2 00:01:00 five, four, three, two, one.
3 00:01:04 Happy New Year!
4 00:01:11 - What the fuck!- Oh, my God.
5 00:01:13 - I don't know you!- I'm so sorry.
6 00:01:14 - I... I...- Who are you?
7 00:01:15 I thought you were someone else.
8 00:01:16 - Uh-uh. Yeah.- My girlfriend is wearing...
9 00:01:17 - Okay!- ...exactly the same dress as that.
10 00:01:21 - Please believe me.- It's all right. It's fine.
11 00:01:23 - No, I didn't mean that, all right?- It's fine. It's okay.
12 00:01:24 - I'm not... That's not...- It's all right.
13 00:01:26 - Listen, let me buy you a drink to...- Uh.
14 00:01:27 - ...to make up for it.- The drinks are free.
15 00:01:29 - Are they? Well, terrific.- Yeah.
16 00:01:30 I'll definitely get you one then. Please.
17 00:01:31 - Okay. All right.- Come on.
18 00:01:32 - Yeah.- This is so embarrassing.
19 00:01:37 - Thank you.- You're welcome. Yeah.
20 00:01:39 I should probably go andfind my girlfriend now.
21 00:01:40 Yeah. Cool.
22 00:01:40 - She's gonna be very pissed off at me.- Okay.
23 00:01:44 - Are you okay?- Ah, boy. Funny story.
24 00:01:46 You know when I accidentallykissed you outside?
25 00:01:48 Yeah, I think I might have...
26 00:01:50 swallowed a little bitof whatever it was
27 00:01:51 - you were eating.- Oh, my God, that's disgusting.
28 00:01:53 Yeah.
29 00:01:54 I know. I know.
30 00:01:56 - That's awful!- You don't ha... you don't happen
31 00:01:57 - to know if there was any...- I'm sorry.
32 00:01:58 Was there any nuts in itby any chance?
33 00:02:00 Oh.
34 00:02:04 Oh. How bad is it?
35 00:02:05 - It's pretty bad. Yeah.- Then why are you laughing?
36 00:02:07 Because you were laughing.That got me laughing
37 00:02:09 but now I'm actually pretty...pretty scared.
38 00:02:10 Oh. Oh, no. Okay. All right.
39 00:02:11 - It's pretty frightening.- Should... Should I call an ambulance?
40 00:02:16 You know...
41 00:02:17 I'm gonna...I'm gonna go check if they've got, like, a...
42 00:02:18 - Be amazing.- ...first aid kit...
43 00:02:19 - ...or something. Yeah?- That'd be amazing. Yeah, yeah.
44 00:02:21 - Are you gonna be okay?- Yeah,
45 00:02:22 - I should have four...- All right. I'll be back.
46 00:02:23 ...to five minutes until I...until I die.
47 00:02:26 There you are, naughty boy!
48 00:02:31 Listen, Becka.
49 00:02:33 There's an EpiPen coming.
50 00:02:35 They're just bringing itfrom upstairs so...
51 00:02:36 - All right. Amazing.- Oh, my God! Wearing the same dress.
52 00:02:38 - That's so funny. - Oh.- See, told you.
53 00:02:40 How funny is that?
54 00:02:42 - I can't... I can't...- Hey.
55 00:02:44 - ...breathe right now.- Hey, excuse me,
56 00:02:45 - who needed the EpiPen?- Thanks. It's for him.
57 00:02:47 Are you okay?
58 00:02:49 What happened?
59 00:02:50 - He accidentally ate some nuts.- How?
60 00:02:51 Well, I had some pralinein my mouth and then he...
61 00:02:53 All right, yeah, no.We don't need to know exactly
62 00:02:55 how that happened.But look, I think...
63 00:02:57 Well, I... I should probably...I need to... I need to go.
64 00:03:00 Yeah, I'll just go getmy stuff and... and we'll go.
65 00:03:01 - All right. Great.- Definitely wanna go?
66 00:03:03 - I definitely wanna go. I nearly just died.- Okay!
67 00:03:08 How do you feel?
68 00:03:09 I feel weird. Like......like the adrenaline's really
69 00:03:12 - coursing through. I mean...- Right.
70 00:03:13 ...feel that now.Feel there. Feel my, uh...
71 00:03:24 I'm gonna...I'm gonna go
72 00:03:26 get you some water.
73 00:03:28 Thank you very much.
74 00:03:31 - Yeah.- Fuck!
75 00:04:47 Like just totallyout of the blue,
76 00:04:49 the waiter started dancing.
77 00:04:50 - Yeah.- And Sam was there.
78 00:04:52 - He was, like, filming...- Oh. Yeah. Filming it on his little phone.
79 00:04:53 ...the whole thing. And then...
80 00:04:54 ...this one, this one gets downon one knee. And I...
81 00:04:56 Then she starts cryingprofusely. And that was a bit...
82 00:04:57 - Well, you were crying first.- No, I wasn't. There's video...
83 00:04:59 Yes, you were, you were crying!there is video evidence...
84 00:05:01 - Oh, my God.- ...to suggest that...
85 00:05:02 - He was crying.- I wasn't crying, all right?
86 00:05:03 - Weeping tears.- I was not. Anyway!
87 00:05:04 All right.
88 00:05:06 Long story short, she said yes.
89 00:05:07 - What I actually said was...- All right.
90 00:05:09 - ..."What took you so long?"- Yeah, okay. I just, uh,
91 00:05:11 I just wish I could have gottenmy shit together sooner
92 00:05:14 so that...
93 00:05:15 ...so that you could haveseen it all, old man.
94 00:05:19 Hey, you want some more time?
95 00:05:21 - More time?- That'd be nice.
96 00:05:24 There never seems to beenough time, does there?
97 00:05:27 I'll just be in the car.
98 00:05:28 - All right.- Right.
99 00:05:29 All right, darling. Yeah, okay.
100 00:05:32 She's a good one, Dad,I tell ya. I just...
101 00:05:34 Uh, I just wish you could haveknown her longer,
102 00:05:36 because she's...she's really, uh...
103 00:05:39 - Hi.- Hi.
104 00:05:40 I, uh, I overheard you talking.
105 00:05:42 Sorry. Yeah,I like... like to, uh...
106 00:05:45 talk out loud to him.It's silly, I know.
107 00:05:46 Oh. I think it's sillierto say nothing.
108 00:05:48 - I do it, all the time.- Right.
109 00:05:50 No, I overheard you got engaged.Congratulations.
110 00:05:53 Oh, thank you very much. Yeah.
111 00:05:54 I've seen you two coming herefor a while now.
112 00:05:56 I wondered when you'd finallypop the question.
113 00:05:58 Yeah, well, you know, you don't wannarush into these things, do you? So...
114 00:06:00 - How long before the wedding?- We haven't...
115 00:06:02 we haven't seta date yet, so...
116 00:06:04 - Why not?- Just waiting
117 00:06:05 - for the right time.- Well, the right time is now,
118 00:06:07 - believe me.- Now?
119 00:06:08 - Yeah.- Right now?
120 00:06:09 - Why not?- Well, I've got a lot of things
121 00:06:11 - on my plate right now.- So, do those now, too.
122 00:06:13 No, I can't doeverything right now, can I?
123 00:06:15 That's... That's crazy.
124 00:06:17 Why is it crazy?When would be a better time?
125 00:06:19 I don't know. Later.
126 00:06:20 Well, I find latercan often turn into too late.
127 00:06:23 - Okay. Yeah, that's very, uh...- ...very dramatic.
128 00:06:26 Anyway, look, nice to meet you.I will, uh, I'll see...
129 00:06:28 - I'll see you later.- Oh, later again?
130 00:06:30 What is it with you and later?
131 00:06:32 Sorry, I don't wanna...I don't wanna be rude.
132 00:06:33 I just haven't reallygot the time to...
133 00:06:35 Yes, you do. You do have time.
134 00:06:37 But what if you didn't?
135 00:06:39 - If I didn't...- What if time was moving faster
136 00:06:41 and faster, just for you?
137 00:06:42 It, sort of, feels likethe opposite
138 00:06:44 - is happening right now, but...- What if you woke up
139 00:06:46 and a whole year had goneby just like that?
140 00:06:50 Hmm?
141 00:06:55 Okey dokey, nice talking to you.
142 00:06:57 I'd like to give you somethingif that's okay.
143 00:06:59 - Call it a wedding present.- No. A wedding present? You don't...
144 00:07:01 - No, please, please, please!- ...have to give me a wedding present!
145 00:07:04 I have been waitingsuch a long time
146 00:07:05 to give this to someone.Someone who needs it.
147 00:07:08 How do you know I need it,whatever it is?
148 00:07:10 Well, I can tellthat you're a good man.
149 00:07:12 Lost, but good.
150 00:07:14 That's a weird complimentbut thank you.
151 00:07:15 You will have it just in time forthe wedding in a couple of weeks.
152 00:07:18 We...We haven't set a date yet for the wedding.
153 00:07:19 Hey!
154 00:07:20 - Hello, babes!- You okay?
155 00:07:21 - Hello.- Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah. Just...
156 00:07:22 - Yeah?- Help me.
157 00:07:23 - Congratulations on your upcoming wedding.- She's a little crazy.
158 00:07:25 Oh, thank you.
159 00:07:27 But I don't know how upcoming it is.He won't set a date.
160 00:07:29 Oh, really? He just told mehe wants to have it
161 00:07:31 - two weeks from now.- Sorry, what?
162 00:07:32 - Oh, I like that.- Oh, you like that, do you?
163 00:07:34 - Yeah!- Really, you like that?
164 00:07:35 - You know what they say.- What?
165 00:07:37 - YOLO.- YOLO?
166 00:07:39 You Only Live Once.
167 00:07:39 Yeah, I know what YOLO means.Just no one says YOLO anymore.
168 00:07:42 - Well, babe, she's kind of, got a point.- Do they? I mean...
169 00:07:44 - That's how...- Like wedding...
170 00:07:45 - Right.- ...two weeks. YOLO.
171 00:07:46 - Don't you say it as well, okay?- YOLO...
172 00:07:48 Come on. Come on!
173 00:07:51 - YOLO.- Ow!
174 00:07:53 All right then, fine. YOLO!
175 00:07:54 - All right, if that's what you wanna do.- Yes!
176 00:07:57 I'm gonna email invitationswhen we get home. All right?
177 00:07:59 Yeah, all right. Okay.
178 00:08:01 You will thank me for this.
179 00:08:02 - Oh, will I?- Mm-hmm.
180 00:08:05 Later.
181 00:08:11 What just happened?
182 00:08:14 You know, I never thoughtthis day would come.
183 00:08:16 I mean, any normal manwould have married Leanne
184 00:08:18 the second he laid eyes on her.
185 00:08:20 But not Teddy.
186 00:08:21 No, he waited.
187 00:08:23 And waited.
188 00:08:25 - And waited.- Okay.
189 00:08:26 Exactly.
190 00:08:28 Anyway, Teddy,you're my best friend in the world.
191 00:08:30 I've known you the longest
192 00:08:31 and, uh...
193 00:08:34 Anyway, Leanne,he's your problem now.
194 00:08:35 All right.
195 00:08:36 - Toast. To Teddy and Leanne.- To Teddy and Leanne.
196 00:08:39 Thank you so much, Sam.
197 00:08:40 - Thank you. That was lovely.- You're welcome.
198 00:08:42 That was nice. Yeah. Very funny.
199 00:08:44 Why'd you talk aboutall that waiting stuff?
200 00:08:46 I'm not that bad. Come on.
201 00:08:48 Uh. Oh, really?Uh. Where's the honeymoon?
202 00:08:49 - Ooh.- Well, you can't... I can't...
203 00:08:50 - Ooh.- You can't... Yeah, all right.
204 00:08:52 I can't just rush into a decisionlike that, can I? I've got...
205 00:08:54 - Oh, yeah.- ...work out how much paid leave I've got.
206 00:08:56 I've got a coupleof work projects to...
207 00:08:57 - Mm-hmm.- ...juggle. Oh, fine! All right,
208 00:08:59 I'll do it first thingtomorrow morning.
209 00:09:00 - Just you wait, okay?- Oh.
210 00:09:02 - And wait.- And wait.
211 00:09:03 Yeah, all right.
212 00:09:04 Thank you.
213 00:09:05 Come on!
214 00:09:07 Come dance with me.
215 00:09:39 Oh. I thought I madea really good purchase.
216 00:09:41 Yeah. Well, just... justdon't break...
217 00:09:43 ...anything, all right? Let me
218 00:09:44 - take a photograph here.- All right.
219 00:09:47 One, two, three.
220 00:09:52 Come along, missus,up you go.
221 00:09:54 All right, I'm going,I'm going.
222 00:10:00 All right, come on.
223 00:10:01 Let me carry youacross the threshold.
224 00:10:02 No, I wanna carry youacross the threshold.
225 00:10:04 What are you talking about?You'll never get me...
226 00:10:05 - Yeah. Come on, babe!- ...across there.
227 00:10:06 - I'm a huge man.- What... Get up, all right? Just jump on.
228 00:10:08 - I can do this. Yeah.- Okay, all right, ready?
229 00:10:10 - Yeah. Yeah.- And three, two, one.
230 00:10:11 Oh, God!
231 00:10:12 - Are you all right?- Yeah.
232 00:10:14 Great. You doubted me.
233 00:10:16 - Well done.- You doubted me.
234 00:10:17 - Good for you.- All right.
235 00:10:19 I wanna turn this roominto my writing room.
236 00:10:21 All right then, we'll do it.I dare you. I dare you to do it.
237 00:10:24 Um. And can we get a dog?
238 00:10:25 - 'Course we can! Done.- Let's get a Great Dane.
239 00:10:27 - Yeah, really?- What's wrong with Great Danes?
240 00:10:29 Any animalthat calls itself "great"
241 00:10:30 just seems a little, uh,seems a little arrogant to me.
242 00:10:33 Can we get ridof this wallpaper?
243 00:10:34 All right. I tell you what,let's do it first thing
244 00:10:35 tomorrow morning,before breakfast.
245 00:10:37 How about that?
246 00:10:39 And you know what elseI wanna do?
247 00:10:40 - What?- I wanna knock down that wall...
248 00:10:42 - Oh, yeah?- And, like, open up that whole space.
249 00:10:43 Okay, you've got to stop.You're turning me on too much.
250 00:10:45 - Really?- Yeah.
251 00:10:46 Just wait untilI put the furniture in.
252 00:10:47 You're so sexy...
253 00:10:48 ...when you're renovating. Hmm.
254 00:10:49 - All right?- You're turning me on.
255 00:10:51 - Be careful.- Really?
256 00:10:52 - Yeah.- With all my renovation tips?
257 00:10:54 All your renovation tips!
258 00:10:57 So, your ring, yes?
259 00:10:59 - Hmm?- Yes.
260 00:11:01 See, my dad made the ring
261 00:11:03 for my mum, right?
262 00:11:04 - Like he actually...- He literally made it.
263 00:11:06 And so, you see it there?
264 00:11:07 - Yeah.- See there?
265 00:11:09 Slightly imperfect.
266 00:11:10 There's nothing imperfectabout it.
267 00:11:11 - I'm never taking it off.- Yeah, it looks good on you.
268 00:11:13 - You look good on me.- Oh, yeah.
269 00:11:15 Hmm. Hmm.
270 00:11:17 How are you feeling?
271 00:11:19 Bloated.
272 00:11:22 I fucking love itwhen you talk dirty.
273 00:11:23 - Shut up!- Honestly.
274 00:11:24 Oh, she's lovely
275 00:11:26 and bloated for me.
276 00:11:27 How do you feel?
277 00:11:28 What do you mean?I feel the same as always.
278 00:11:31 I love you morethan I did yesterday
279 00:11:33 and not as muchas I will tomorrow.
280 00:11:36 - Nothing's gonna change.- You think?
281 00:11:38 Nah.
282 00:11:40 - Hard part's over.- Hmm.
283 00:11:43 The wedding's the easy part.
284 00:11:44 Pretty sure marriage ismeant to be the hard part.
285 00:11:47 - It's gonna get tough.- No, it won't.
286 00:11:48 - Yes, it will. One day.- All right, well,
287 00:11:51 shall we think about iton that day, then?
288 00:11:53 That day might come soonerthan you think.
289 00:11:55 Hmm. Ditto.
290 00:11:57 Oh, my God,that was terrible!
291 00:12:00 - No, no, okay. No, I've gotta get up.- Why?
292 00:12:02 You gotta... ‘Cause I'vegot to take this dress back tomorrow.
293 00:12:04 - Just leave the dress on.- No, I've gotta, like,
294 00:12:06 return it. It's got to be prettyand smooth and stuff.
295 00:12:08 All right.
296 00:12:08 You've got to give me...give me... give me a few minutes.
297 00:12:10 Okay. All right, well,your time starts now.
298 00:12:16 Oh, hey, what'd we get?
299 00:12:17 Uh. We got a...
300 00:12:20 Some sort of plant from, uh...
301 00:12:22 - Pete and David.- Oh, can we call it...
302 00:12:24 - Groot?- Groot?
303 00:12:26 Yes, we can. See?That's why we're married.
304 00:12:28 A bit of bed linen
305 00:12:31 - from Jamie and Milly.- Oh, French linen?
306 00:12:34 The Frenchest, obviously.
307 00:12:46 - What's that?- Don't know.
308 00:12:48 Who's it from?
309 00:12:49 Uh. Doesn't say. Just says, uh,"Do not open for ten years."
310 00:12:54 It's a gag gift. It has to be.
311 00:12:55 Gotta be, innit?
312 00:12:57 Hmm.
313 00:12:59 - I'll get a can opener.- No, no, do it later.
314 00:13:02 There's a present over hereyou've got to unwrap first.
315 00:13:20 You hear that?
316 00:13:23 Hey, come here.
317 00:13:38 Leanne?
318 00:13:39 I'm just in the bathroom!
319 00:13:45 Yeah, no, you've been...
320 00:13:48 you've been busy.
321 00:13:54 - How long you been up?- Uh. Not too long.
322 00:14:00 Well, I was...
323 00:14:03 I was joking about gettingto it before breakfast.
324 00:14:11 First morningas a married woman, eh?
325 00:14:13 - How do you feel?- What?
326 00:14:14 I said, how do you feel?
327 00:14:15 Uh. Not bad.I guess I'm a bit tired.
328 00:14:18 I actually feel all right,considering how much
329 00:14:20 - I drank last night.- You drank last night?
330 00:14:23 Do you, uh, fancya little hair of the dog?
331 00:14:26 Mimosa or something?
332 00:14:28 Oh, come on, babe.We're celebrating, eh. Why not?
333 00:14:31 I just won a bet with my sister.She thought you'd forget.
334 00:14:33 - Forget what?- Our anniversary!
335 00:14:35 Whatever!Forget our anniversary?
336 00:14:38 I'll never forgetour anniversary.
337 00:14:52 How's she done all thisthis morning? This is insane.
338 00:14:54 So, what are we doing for it?
339 00:14:56 Doing for what?
340 00:14:57 - Our anniversary.- I don't know. I've got, uh,
341 00:15:00 a year to think of something.Is that the...
342 00:15:04 is that the plant from last...from last night? Babe?
343 00:15:08 Babe!
344 00:15:10 Have you seen how big Groot got?
345 00:15:12 Oh, he looksabout the same to me.
346 00:15:14 No, it's not...
347 00:15:16 - Holy shit!- What?
348 00:15:17 That's funny.
349 00:15:19 That's funny.
350 00:15:20 - I didn't say...- Very funny.
351 00:15:22 I didn't say anything.
352 00:15:22 That looks real, by the way.That looks really good. What?
353 00:15:24 That looks really good.
354 00:15:30 - What the f...- Are you okay?
355 00:15:31 Yeah, I'm okay, babes.Are you... are you okay?
356 00:15:33 Well, yeah,I'm better after I puked.
357 00:15:34 No, no, no, darling. You look...Uh. No offence,
358 00:15:36 but you do look...you look very bloated.
359 00:15:38 Oh, gee, thanks. Don't forgetto mention the acne.
360 00:15:40 Will you just...
361 00:15:40 Darling, you're clearlynot fine because your...
362 00:15:41 - ...calm down?- ...belly's big.
363 00:15:43 Yeah, that's pretty normalfor eighteen weeks.
364 00:15:44 What do you mean,eighteen weeks? Of what?
365 00:15:45 Of being pregnant. I mean,I know I'm pretty big for eighteen...
366 00:15:47 Hang on, what? Wait, what?
367 00:15:51 - You're pregnant?- Okay, this is not funny.
368 00:15:53 No, shit. No, hang on, hang on.Wait, don't just walk away.
369 00:15:55 We need to... When...When did this happen?
370 00:15:57 Eighteen weeks ago.What, are you doing a bit? I don't get it.
371 00:15:59 - I'm not doing a bit. Are you doing a bit?- What's my bit?
372 00:16:01 I don't know. You're not...
373 00:16:02 you're not pregnant one minute,next minute you are. I mean...
374 00:16:03 That's usually how it happens.Yeah? Yeah.
375 00:16:05 Hang on, you're telling me thatyou are eighteen weeks pregnant
376 00:16:08 since yesterday.
377 00:16:10 Yesterday?What happened yesterday?
378 00:16:12 What, uh...
379 00:16:13 ...what did happen, yeah.We got fuckin' married!
380 00:16:15 - What are you talking about?- No, darling, that's today.
381 00:16:17 Babe, are you having a stroke?
382 00:16:19 We got married yesterday.
383 00:16:20 - I took a load of pictures...- Oh. Okay.
384 00:16:21 ...on the phone. Where are they?
385 00:16:23 Hey. That...
386 00:16:25 - There you are!- That is today, a year ago.
387 00:16:29 - That was yesterday.- Yeah, I know what you mean.
388 00:16:31 Feels like the last yearwent by so fast.
389 00:16:38 I feel like I need a bit of air.I don't...
390 00:16:54 Hey, do I need to be worried?
391 00:16:56 Yeah, no, I think I'm just, uh,
392 00:16:57 I think I'm just havinga bit of a...
393 00:16:59 a little bit of a panic attackabout... about the last year.
394 00:17:01 Can't be ouranniversary already.
395 00:17:03 That doesn't... that doesn't makeany sense. None of it.
396 00:17:05 Is that why you're freaking out?
397 00:17:06 'Cause you forgotour anniversary?
398 00:17:12 How youngcan you get Alzheimer's?
399 00:17:13 Sweetheart!
400 00:17:17 If every guy who forgotan anniversary had Alzheimer's
401 00:17:19 then every guywould have Alzheimer's.
402 00:17:20 - No, no, I... I... I wonder...- Hey, hey.
403 00:17:22 - ...if maybe I... You know...- Hey, hey, look, look, relax.
404 00:17:24 I don't mind that you forgotour anniversary.
405 00:17:27 You'll just have to make it upto me next year, okay?
406 00:17:30 Okay.
407 00:17:31 Come on,let's have a lie down.
408 00:17:32 - Yeah.- Let's do nothing today.
409 00:17:34 Have a little lie down,yeah. Yeah.
410 00:17:45 - What's that?- Are you serious?
411 00:17:47 - Our anniversary.- Anniversary, right.
412 00:17:49 Sorry. Anniversary!I'm gonna get that in my head.
413 00:17:51 I'm not gonna forget it again,all right? I promise.
414 00:17:53 - Shall I open it?- Yeah.
415 00:17:55 Okay.
416 00:18:00 It's a pa... paper?A bit of paper?
417 00:18:02 Lovely, thank you. We...we can never have enough paper.
418 00:18:04 Paper is what you getfor the first anniversary.
419 00:18:07 It's paper,then cotton, leather.
420 00:18:09 Ah, so this is for the first... it's apresent for the first year. I've got it.
421 00:18:11 Yeah. What do you thinkof the colors, though?
422 00:18:12 Right.
423 00:18:13 - Yeah, no...- I mean, for the baby's room?
424 00:18:14 Oh.
425 00:18:15 I mean, I know we don'tknow what the gender is yet...
426 00:18:16 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.- ...but I thought, you know,
427 00:18:18 we could get startedpainting the room, anyway.
428 00:18:19 Okay.
429 00:18:19 - I don't know. I mean...- So...
430 00:18:21 - Why don't you choose?- But we should do it together.
431 00:18:23 I'm not really feeling myself, so do youthink we could talk about this later?
432 00:18:27 Later? Yeah, sure.I've heard that before.
433 00:18:29 Teddy, do you rememberwhen we got married?
434 00:18:31 Yes.
435 00:18:33 Yes, that I do remember.
436 00:18:35 Yeah. I said things weregonna get tough.
437 00:18:36 Yeah, and I said, "It won't"and you said "It will."
438 00:18:38 And I said, "Well,then let's worry about it
439 00:18:39 on that day."And I was lying here,
440 00:18:40 facing you and you were lyingright there.
441 00:18:43 Yeah, wow. Okay,you really do remember.
442 00:18:44 - Like it was yesterday, yeah.- Yeah, well, things are getting tough
443 00:18:47 and I just... I can't...I can't do this on my own.
444 00:18:49 - I know, I'm sorry, I...- Oh!
445 00:18:52 - Oh. Wow.- Getting stronger.
446 00:18:56 Wow.
447 00:19:00 Purple.
448 00:19:01 - Definitely purple.- Yeah.
449 00:19:03 - You look exhausted.- Yeah, well...
450 00:19:04 - Lie down.- Shall I?
451 00:19:06 Yeah.
452 00:19:06 I think I might have a little...just a little lie down.
453 00:19:08 - Yeah.- Right.
454 00:19:09 - Yeah.- Just have a little lie down
455 00:19:11 - for a minute.- Just close your eyes.
456 00:19:13 - I'm a bit scared to.- Why?
457 00:19:16 'Cause I don't wanna loseany more time.
458 00:19:19 Shh. You won't. Close your eyes.
459 00:19:26 All right.
460 00:19:28 Yeah, I will, for a minute.
461 00:19:31 Just feel so weird, Leanne.
462 00:19:45 Leanne?
463 00:19:50 Oh, sorry!
464 00:19:51 Oh, my God,have I hurt the Ba... baby?
465 00:19:53 What the... Where's the...
466 00:19:55 Is it...
467 00:19:57 - You're not pregnant.- I know. Thanks, doctor.
468 00:19:59 - You're not pregnant.- Are you all right?
469 00:20:02 Yeah, I just had thisfucking mad dream, right?
470 00:20:05 Okay? Where I woke up,like, I woke up in the dream...
471 00:20:07 - Yeah.- ...and you were, like, fully pregnant.
472 00:20:09 - Ah.- Out to here, pregnant.
473 00:20:10 - I know, right?- Ah. Yikes.
474 00:20:12 Yikes indeed.I was fucking freaking out.
475 00:20:14 - It's okay.- Wow.
476 00:20:15 I'm not pregnant, okay?
477 00:20:17 Okay.
478 00:20:18 There's no way I'm doingthat again any time soon.
479 00:20:20 Exactly!
480 00:20:21 Why......what do you mean?
481 00:20:23 I'm not saying like never again.
482 00:20:24 Just, like, let's getthis one right first, you know?
483 00:20:27 This one what?
484 00:20:32 You want me to take careof this, or have you got it?
485 00:20:34 Teddy?
486 00:20:39 - You... you...- Right.
487 00:20:48 What the...
488 00:20:50 What the fuck?
489 00:20:54 I've got a kid? How could I...how could I forget I've got a fucking kid!
490 00:21:06 No.
491 00:21:08 No, no, no, no, no.
492 00:21:11 Come on. Like what the fuckam I doing?
493 00:21:13 Okay. Okay.
494 00:21:18 - Just calm down. Okay.- Come on, yes.
495 00:21:20 - Calm down.- All right, darling,
496 00:21:21 - say hi to Daddy!- Oh, here he is!
497 00:21:24 - She!- Here she is!
498 00:21:25 Yeah, that would have beenmy second guess.
499 00:21:26 Wow!
500 00:21:28 She... Yep, that's really...Yep, she's real.
501 00:21:29 That's a real fucking baby.
502 00:21:30 - Yeah, she's real cranky...- Yeah.
503 00:21:32 ...this morning, aren't you, darling? Yes,you're having a very bad day, aren't you?
504 00:21:34 Yeah, her... her as well, huh?
505 00:21:36 Can you hold her for a second?
506 00:21:37 - Uh. Nah, you're all right.- Teddy, come on!
507 00:21:39 Look, I haven't... I haven'twashed my hands or anything.
508 00:21:41 What do you mean, you haven'twashed your hands? Just...
509 00:21:43 All right. Look.Better be safe than sorry.
510 00:21:45 Stop being ridiculous.I don't have time for this.
511 00:21:47 I don't wanna hold her, okay?
512 00:21:48 - Look, you're scaring her.- She's scaring me.
513 00:21:50 Would you stop being weirdand just take her?
514 00:21:52 All right.
515 00:21:55 Nice to meet you.
516 00:21:57 Teddy.
517 00:21:59 Got her now.Look, here she is. Lovely.
518 00:22:09 - I have a baby.- You sure do.
519 00:22:14 I have a daughter.
520 00:22:15 - It's hard to believe, isn't it?- Yeah, it's hard.
521 00:22:17 It's very hard. Very hard.
522 00:22:19 Very hard to believe.What are we gonna call her?
523 00:22:21 Ah, her name.
524 00:22:22 Ah, yeah, good... good idea.Yeah, keep it... keep it simple.
525 00:22:26 - Do you know what might be fun?- What?
526 00:22:28 Is if we both say her nameat the same time.
527 00:22:30 - Why would that be fun?- I don't know, it just will.
528 00:22:32 Shall we try?Okay, one, two, three...
529 00:22:34 - Tallulah.- Fuck off, it is not.
530 00:22:36 Don't say that stuff...
531 00:22:38 ...in front of her!That kind of stuff sinks in.
532 00:22:40 T... Tallulah is not a name.It's more sort of child abuse.
533 00:22:42 What... what is going on?
534 00:22:43 Why are you suddenlyoff the name Tallulah?
535 00:22:45 I suddenly just heard it.I mean, listen.
536 00:22:47 We can, uh, we can... we can talkabout it later, all right?
537 00:22:49 No, I'm not gonna talkabout it later.
538 00:22:51 Her name is Tallulah.
539 00:22:52 So, you will call her Tallulah,or Lulu or Lula
540 00:22:56 or any other variationof that name and nothing else.
541 00:22:58 What we can talk about lateris why you're all of a sudden
542 00:23:00 - being such a total arsehole.- Right.
543 00:23:03 - O... okay. Look, let me, uh...- What are you...
544 00:23:04 - ...let me explain. Just, uh...- Oh, wow! Okay.
545 00:23:08 Just, uh, pop yourself down there.
546 00:23:10 I'm... I'm gonna tell you somethingand it's gonna blow your fucking mind,
547 00:23:13 but I want you just to strap yourself in.
548 00:23:16 All right?
549 00:23:18 - Leanne.- Teddy.
550 00:23:22 I think...
551 00:23:24 I have travelled...through time.
552 00:23:28 - Oh. Yeah?- Yeah.
553 00:23:31 - Where'd you end up?- Here. Uh. Now.
554 00:23:34 You travelled through timeto the present.
555 00:23:38 - Yes.- Yeah, I don't think...
556 00:23:39 ...you gethow time travel works.
557 00:23:41 Look, Teddy, I don't really havetime for this.
558 00:23:43 - Leanne?- Yeah?
559 00:23:44 - Slap me.- What? Why?
560 00:23:45 Because there is obviously somethingwrong with me, so just slap me...
561 00:23:48 Teddy, stop it! You'refreaking me out. I don't like it. God.
562 00:23:50 You had some weird breakdownon our last anniversary, too.
563 00:23:53 Right, hang on.So, that's... that's today,
564 00:23:55 - is it, again?- That's the thing
565 00:23:56 about anniversaries.They tend to pop up once a year.
566 00:23:58 I'm just trying to figure out wherethe last couple of years have gone.
567 00:24:01 Well, maybe ask your boss because you'vespent most of the last two years at work.
568 00:24:04 What happenedto studying photography?
569 00:24:06 Well, sure, definitely,I mean at some point.
570 00:24:07 But maybe a little bit of jobsecurity isn't such a bad thing.
571 00:24:10 Now... now we've got a kid,do you know what I mean? Listen, look.
572 00:24:12 When... When I amrock solid, right,
573 00:24:14 I will... I will quit, okay?
574 00:24:18 - Promise.- All right.
575 00:24:21 - Okay, not that you deserve it.- Hmm?
576 00:24:23 - But...- What?
577 00:24:26 - Happy anniversary!- Oh, no way!
578 00:24:31 It's cotton,for the second anniversary.
579 00:24:33 - Course it is.- Yeah?
580 00:24:34 - Course it is. That...- Oh, my God!
581 00:24:36 That is it.
582 00:24:36 Do you...Okay, do you remember what you said
583 00:24:37 - right after we took that?- When?
584 00:24:38 No, not... not word for word.But it was...
585 00:24:40 Oh, come on! It was, like...it was, like the funniest thing
586 00:24:41 - you ever said.- W... what was it?
587 00:24:43 - Do you not remember?- What?
588 00:24:44 Do you even rememberwhere we were?
589 00:24:46 - Here?- Yeah.
590 00:24:47 Yeah, this... That was... that wason our honeymoon?
591 00:24:49 Oh, wow.Okay, I was wrong.
592 00:24:51 That's the funniest thingyou've ever said.
593 00:24:53 - Why?- Because what honeymoon,
594 00:24:54 that's why.I've given up on a honeymoon.
595 00:24:56 I'm sorry,I never booked the honeymoon?
596 00:24:58 Teddy, I'm used to youbreaking promises now.
597 00:24:59 Like, weirdly, I can, sort of,live with that.
598 00:25:01 But I just... I don't knowhow you can forget
599 00:25:03 the best day of our lives.
600 00:25:04 This... this was the best dayof our lives?
601 00:25:06 - Is that when...- I'm talking
602 00:25:07 about the day we got married.
603 00:25:09 You've forgotten it two years in a row now.I don't know, maybe...
604 00:25:11 maybe it doesn't mean as muchto you as it does to me.
605 00:25:13 Baby, you mean everythingto me, okay?
606 00:25:18 And I promise you, from now on,I will never forget
607 00:25:20 another anniversary again.
608 00:25:21 Genuinely. I've got a plan.It won't happen, all right?
609 00:25:24 I love you so much.
610 00:25:34 - All right, I'm gonna go and feed Lulu.- All right, babe, I'll be here.
611 00:25:36 - Okay. Yeah.- Be back in a sec.
612 00:25:44 Hey, man, what's up?
613 00:25:45 Sam! Oh, my God,it's so good to hear your voice.
614 00:25:47 - What?- Listen, mate, I need a favor, all right?
615 00:25:49 So, please listen to mevery carefully. Right, so...
616 00:25:51 - Okay.- I need you to come
617 00:25:53 to my place this timenext year, all right?
618 00:25:54 - Next year?- I want you to put it
619 00:25:56 in your phone, ‘cause you'll probablyforget and I definitely will so...
620 00:25:58 Um, oh! And... don't ringthe doorbell, all right?
621 00:26:00 because I... I wanna speakto you privately.
622 00:26:02 So just honk the hornand I'll come down.
623 00:26:03 - Just speak to me now.- And one more thing, uh, before I go.
624 00:26:06 Will you bring mean anniversary present, please,
625 00:26:08 for the third anniversary.So, whatever it is you...
626 00:26:10 - ...you give then. Um.- Okay, hang on. Let me...
627 00:26:12 - Yeah. Don't forget.- ...write this down.
628 00:26:14 Put it in your phone. All right, mate.Don't be late. Bye.
629 00:26:15 What are you talking...
630 00:26:54 What the fuck is happening?
631 00:27:09 Hey, do you knowI have a reminder on my phone?
632 00:27:11 - God, it is so...- Oh.
633 00:27:13 ...so good to see you.
634 00:27:14 - Honestly.- Uh. Are we huggers now?
635 00:27:19 Yeah. Oh, you look...
636 00:27:21 Oh, you... you really look older.You've got like little lines.
637 00:27:24 Saggy around your chopsand you've filled out, mate,
638 00:27:26 haven't you, eh?
639 00:27:28 Cool. You know, feel freeto just text me that stuff.
640 00:27:32 I need to talk. Will you, uh,will you walk with me?
641 00:27:34 Okay.
642 00:27:39 I don't know who elseto turn to, mate.
643 00:27:41 I've tried telling Leanne,and I... I think I've scared her.
644 00:27:43 And I can't lose her, okay?
645 00:27:44 Especially not now with a kidand everything. I mean she...
646 00:27:48 Do you know I've got a kid?
647 00:27:49 Yeah, I know.
648 00:27:50 Well, can you fuckingbelieve that?
649 00:27:52 - A kid.- Uh.
650 00:27:53 Yeah. I've had timeto process it.
651 00:27:55 Exactly, right.Okay, that's my point.
652 00:27:56 - What is?- All right,
653 00:27:57 - I'm just gonna say it, okay?- Yeah, please.
654 00:28:01 Every few minutes,another year goes by.
655 00:28:08 Wow, that's deep, man.Is that you, or is that...
656 00:28:11 - No!- Where'd you read that?
657 00:28:13 Can I use that?
658 00:28:13 No, I am being serious, okay?I'm being deadly serious.
659 00:28:15 So, what feels like a yearfor you is like a...
660 00:28:17 is like a coupleof minutes for me.
661 00:28:20 All right.I'm waiting for you to say "gotcha."
662 00:28:22 I'm not gonna say "gotcha",mate, because this is real.
663 00:28:25 Okay? Um. Look, do you rememberwhen I called you
664 00:28:27 to set an alarmto come here today?
665 00:28:28 - Yeah.- Yeah? That was right before
666 00:28:30 - you got here.- No, it wasn't.
667 00:28:31 - Yes, it was!- No, it wasn't.
668 00:28:32 It was for me! It was.
669 00:28:33 Um. Uh. Fuck, I don't knowhow to explain it, man.
670 00:28:35 So, right, yesterday,I was Th... three years younger
671 00:28:37 than I am now.
672 00:28:39 - That's so specific.- Okay, okay.
673 00:28:41 I'm just gonnamake this as simple as I can.
674 00:28:44 My life is going byway too fast.
675 00:28:50 Now that I understand.
676 00:28:52 Okay, good. Can you help me?Uh. Please help me.
677 00:28:55 Yeah, of course. What do you...
678 00:28:56 - Okay.- ...what do you want me to do?
679 00:28:57 Look, I understand thiswhole thing sounds nuts.
680 00:28:59 Yeah.
681 00:28:59 I do. But what I've justdescribed you ever heard, seen,
682 00:29:02 read about this happeningto anyone else?
683 00:29:05 Okay. So...
684 00:29:08 y... you say it's the same day?
685 00:29:09 Each year but yeah, same day.
686 00:29:11 Groundhog Day?
687 00:29:13 Yeah, it's not technicallythe same day but yes.
688 00:29:15 I mean,that's... that's close enough.
689 00:29:16 How did that happen to himin Groundhog Day?
690 00:29:18 Well, it never says.
691 00:29:21 And, uh, okay,so how did he make it stop in the end?
692 00:29:23 Uh. I think he just has the perfect day.Like he just fixes everything...
693 00:29:27 ...and then it just stops.
694 00:29:28 Do you know what? That would make sense.That would make sense.
695 00:29:31 Yeah, you know Groundhog Day'snot a documentary, right?
696 00:29:33 So, I've got a few minutesthis year to fix everything
697 00:29:35 from last year, so thatI don't mess up next year.
698 00:29:36 That's it. That's it.Th... that's obviously it.
699 00:29:38 Yeah, you've cracked the case.
700 00:29:40 Okay. I'll go and make everythingperfect and then all this goes away.
701 00:29:42 But just in case,meet me here same time next year,
702 00:29:44 all right?Put a reminder in your phone.
703 00:29:46 - What?- Just do it for me please?
704 00:29:47 - Please? Put it in your phone.- Okay, okay!
705 00:29:49 - Okay.- Okay, thanks, mate.
706 00:29:50 Wait, wait. Hang on, hang on.I got you the present you asked for.
707 00:29:52 Oh, well done, mate.You're a lifesaver.
708 00:29:54 - Here you go.- Thank you. Th...
709 00:29:57 What's that, dude?
710 00:29:57 It's what you asked for.A nursery present.
711 00:29:59 No, I askedfor an anniversary present.
712 00:30:01 What even is a nursery present?
713 00:30:02 I don't know. You said it waslike your third birthday
714 00:30:04 - or something.- No, I said third anniversary.
715 00:30:06 It's all right. Look, don't...don't worry about it. Thanks.
716 00:30:09 - Yeah, you're welcome.- All right, same time next year. Okay?
717 00:30:11 Okay, I got it.Get out of here, you psycho.
718 00:30:15 Damn.
719 00:30:20 Leanne!
720 00:30:21 - Listen, babe...- Hey.
721 00:30:23 before you say anything...
722 00:30:24 ...whatever the problem is,I will fix it, okay?
723 00:30:27 And everything will just goback to the way it was,
724 00:30:29 - all right?- Where's Tallulah?
725 00:30:30 Who?
726 00:30:31 The baby. Sorry.I can't... It w...
727 00:30:33 it won't stick in my head......for some reason.
728 00:30:35 - Where'd you leave her?- With you.
729 00:30:38 - That's interesting.- Oh, my God, seriously?
730 00:30:40 - Tallulah!- Tallulah!
731 00:30:42 - Tallulah!- Tallulah! Lula! Lulu!
732 00:30:44 Do you know, the more I say it,the more it...
733 00:30:46 the more it grows on me.Tallulah!
734 00:30:48 Tallulah!
735 00:30:51 Fuck it!
736 00:30:55 Wow, you grew.
737 00:30:56 - Daddy.- What are you doing?
738 00:30:58 Oh, thank God.I thought I looked in here.
739 00:31:00 Yeah, see there? It must have been hiding.
740 00:31:02 See? I told you I'd fix everything.
741 00:31:04 Oh, uh, got you...got you a nursery present.
742 00:31:06 - What's a nursery present?- No idea.
743 00:31:08 Daddy.
744 00:31:11 - My God, did you hear that?- Yeah.
745 00:31:12 - That's her first word!- Oh, no, no.
746 00:31:14 Her first word was "Mama."
747 00:31:15 - Oh.- Mummy.
748 00:31:17 - I mean, you would say that, but...- It's on the video I sent you.
749 00:31:18 - Why don't you pull it up?- What do you mean, video? What, I wasn't...
750 00:31:20 I wasn't there when she said her first word?
751 00:31:23 No, "Daddy" was, like,her twelfth word.
752 00:31:25 I didn't even make the top ten?
753 00:31:26 What... What... what'd she saybefore "Daddy"?
754 00:31:29 Well, lots of stuff like"more", "no"...
755 00:31:31 - No.- ..."cat", "Dino".
756 00:31:33 She said "cat"...
757 00:31:34 ...and "Dino"before saying Daddy?
758 00:31:36 - Daddy!- Yeah, all right. In a minute.
759 00:31:37 Well, she sees her catand her Dino
760 00:31:39 more than she sees her Daddythese days.
761 00:31:40 Yeah, well, maybe cat and Dinoshould go out and get a little job,
762 00:31:42 so that Daddy doesn't haveto work so hard. How about...
763 00:31:46 Sorry, I don't know why...I don't know why I said that.
764 00:31:53 Look, babe, listen.Look, I don't...
765 00:31:54 - I don't wanna fight with you.- Okay, but this...
766 00:31:56 this is exactly what our...
767 00:31:57 ...couples counsellorwas talking about.
768 00:31:59 All right, what? Sorry, what?You... What... What?
769 00:32:00 - We're in couples counselling?- Yeah.
770 00:32:02 That's a...that's a little bit premature,
771 00:32:03 - don't you think?- Obviously not.
772 00:32:04 Darling, listen. We don't... we don'tneed couples counselling, all right?
773 00:32:07 I can... I can fixeverything right now
774 00:32:10 and everything will just go backto the way it was,
775 00:32:11 - I'm pretty sure.- It'll take time to fix things.
776 00:32:13 - I don't have time!- Okay! You know what?
777 00:32:15 I think... I think thatwe should read our letters now.
778 00:32:17 - Okay, yeah. Good.- Yeah.
779 00:32:18 All right, great idea.Lovely. What letters?
780 00:32:19 - The letters. The letters...- Hmm.
781 00:32:21 ...our counsellor told usto write to each other.
782 00:32:23 She said to read them out loudwhen next we had a fight.
783 00:32:25 This feels likea pretty good time.
784 00:32:27 - Okay.- Yeah?
785 00:32:28 - Perfect time for the... letters.- Yep.
786 00:32:30 - Okay. I'll...- Yeah. Shall I...
787 00:32:32 - I'll...- Shall...
788 00:32:33 - I'll... No, no, I'll...- Yeah.
789 00:32:34 - I'll read mine.- You... You do your one.
790 00:32:40 - "Dear Teddy..."- Hmm.
791 00:32:42 - "I love you, but..."- Love you too, babes.
792 00:32:46 "I love you, but I don't feel likeyou're the same man I married."
793 00:32:49 - I am the s... I am the same man you married.- Let me finish.
794 00:32:52 Okay.
795 00:32:53 "I know you're not happy..."
796 00:32:55 - I am happy, but...- "I'm..."
797 00:32:56 - Sorry, go on.- Are you gonna let me?
798 00:32:57 Yeah, I will.
799 00:32:58 "I'm not happy either.But to make this work,
800 00:33:01 you have to spend more timewith your family
801 00:33:03 and less time at work."
802 00:33:05 "I just wanna spend more timewith the man I love.
803 00:33:08 Also, I wish we were havingmore sex. Leanne."
804 00:33:10 Mm-hmm.
805 00:33:12 Finished?
806 00:33:14 - Yeah.- Okay. So, to all your points...
807 00:33:16 Um. I love you too.
808 00:33:18 Um. I am very happy.I am the same man.
809 00:33:22 I will spend more time hereand please,
810 00:33:25 please, can we have more sex?
811 00:33:27 - Really?- Oh, mate, I'm...
812 00:33:28 Tell you what,let's go and have sex...
813 00:33:29 - Okay.- ...right now.
814 00:33:31 No, no, no! You read yours...read yours first.
815 00:33:32 - Shall I?- Yeah.
816 00:33:33 - But I...- I wanna hear it.
817 00:33:34 - Yeah.- Great idea. I'll...
818 00:33:36 I'll read this outand then we'll...
819 00:33:38 go and crack on, yeah?
820 00:33:40 Okay, good stuff, good stuff.All right, let's go.
821 00:33:43 "Dear Leanne,this is hard for me to say..."
822 00:33:49 Come on, let's have sex first.I'll read this after.
823 00:33:51 - Read it.- Okay.
824 00:33:53 "I know you knowthis isn't working."
825 00:33:55 It is working, so I don't knowyou know that
826 00:33:57 'cause it's not true,so just... just... just...
827 00:33:59 just ignore that.
828 00:34:00 Uh. "I feel...
829 00:34:02 pressured by you."
830 00:34:04 That's also not true,so just...
831 00:34:06 ignore that as well.
832 00:34:07 This is fucking ridiculous."I know you resent me for..."
833 00:34:11 Yeah. This actuallyfeels like more of a first draft
834 00:34:13 - so what, I'll do...- Teddy?
835 00:34:15 - ...is another pass on it...- Teddy?
836 00:34:16 - Mm?- Please.
837 00:34:18 Yeah, just push through?
838 00:34:21 "I know you resent mefor working so much...
839 00:34:26 but fair play to you.
840 00:34:28 You probably have a point so willdefinitely improve in that department.
841 00:34:31 I love our marriageand if hard pushed
842 00:34:34 probably wouldn't changea thing,
843 00:34:35 and you're extremely beautiful.Yours sincerely, Teddy."
844 00:34:39 Do you know, actually,good exercise, yeah.
845 00:34:42 Right. Come on, bedroom.
846 00:34:43 - No, give me that.- No!
847 00:34:44 No, I wanna read it. Okay.
848 00:34:47 "I know you resent mefor working so much
849 00:34:49 but who else will providefor our child if you ca..."
850 00:34:52 Oh, wow.
851 00:34:54 "If you keep chasingyour pipe dream
852 00:34:55 - of being a writer."- I do not think that.
853 00:34:57 - I didn't even write that.- Yeah.
854 00:34:59 I think your writing'samazing, babe. Honestly...
855 00:35:00 You're je...you're jealous of it.
856 00:35:01 Uh. Of what?
857 00:35:03 You can't stand the factthat I'm chasing something
858 00:35:05 I love because you don't havethe guts to.
859 00:35:07 Right, me personally?
860 00:35:08 I... I... I can't make a careeror a living out
861 00:35:11 - of photography, all right?- How would you know, Teddy?
862 00:35:13 You've never even tried.
863 00:35:14 Do you know, if you'd startedwhen you first talked about it
864 00:35:17 you'd be doing it by now.
865 00:35:18 Why... why do you put so muchtime into that stupid job?
866 00:35:21 You hate that job.
867 00:35:22 We don't need more stuff, Teddy.
868 00:35:24 We were twice as happywhen we earned half as much.
869 00:35:30 I just...
870 00:35:32 I don't know what's happenedto us the last couple of years.
871 00:35:35 I don't know.
872 00:35:36 I wish I knewbut I haven't been here
873 00:35:38 - for any of it.- Exactly.
874 00:35:41 Come watch me play, Mummy!
875 00:35:43 Should...
876 00:35:44 Uh. You know, um...
877 00:35:46 I know you forgot. It's fine.I'm used to it by now,
878 00:35:49 but, um.
879 00:35:51 - Happy anniversary.- Thanks.
880 00:35:54 - Third year is...- Leather, yeah.
881 00:35:56 - Yeah.- Beautiful.
882 00:35:58 I thought you'd like itbecause it has a part
883 00:35:59 where you can put the thingyou love the most.
884 00:36:02 Oh, well... Oh, yeah,like a little picture
885 00:36:04 - of us there, yeah.- No.
886 00:36:07 Money.
887 00:36:12 Oh, come on, Leanne.
888 00:36:14 Leanne.
889 00:36:38 Leanne?
890 00:36:56 Sweetheart?
891 00:36:58 Hey, babe.
892 00:36:59 Another alarm in my phone.
893 00:37:01 I completely forgotabout that thing from last year.
894 00:37:03 So, did you fix that everything?
895 00:37:06 Obviously not, no.
896 00:37:07 I mean, I don't knowwhere Leanne is.
897 00:37:09 I'll call her.
898 00:37:10 Is that allowed?
899 00:37:12 What do you mean, is it allowed? Why wouldn'tit be allowed? What are you talking about?
900 00:37:14 I don't know what the rulesare for trial separation.
901 00:37:17 Sorry, what?We're... We're separated?
902 00:37:21 - Yeah.- Why? Why? Why are we?
903 00:37:23 I don't know, you haven't beenhappy for a while, man.
904 00:37:25 I'm... I'm happy.
905 00:37:26 I am ha... I am fucking happy.Look at me. I'm happy.
906 00:37:29 Okay, my bad. You're killing it.
907 00:37:31 How... How could this happen?
908 00:37:35 Hang on, hang on.
909 00:37:36 What? Who... who's that...who's that puffy piece of shit there?
910 00:37:39 - That's you.- Is it?
911 00:37:41 - Yeah.- What the fuck?
912 00:37:46 Oh, my God!What has happened to me?
913 00:37:48 I... Is that...I've got Grey hair.
914 00:37:49 I didn't... I didn't haveGrey hair yesterday.
915 00:37:51 What... What is happeningto my fucking skin, man?
916 00:37:54 - No wonder she's left.- Hmm.
917 00:37:56 I don't think that's why.
918 00:37:57 - I mean you still look...- ...better than me.
919 00:38:01 Yeah, I'm a mess.
920 00:38:02 I feel so old.
921 00:38:04 Last nightI sprained my ankle sleeping.
922 00:38:06 Sleeping!
923 00:38:08 And I've got so much faton my back now.
924 00:38:10 I didn't know backscould get fat.
925 00:38:12 And also,
926 00:38:13 I have this weird moleon my shoulder.
927 00:38:14 Could you cometake a look at this?
928 00:38:15 Yeah, all right, mate.Later, later. Listen, listen.
929 00:38:17 I need your, uh,I need your help.
930 00:38:18 I need you to help meget her back, all right?
931 00:38:19 Where does she live?
932 00:38:21 - You know where she lives.- Pretend I don't, okay?
933 00:38:23 She lives a coupleof blocks away.
934 00:38:24 She wanted to stay closefor Lulu,
935 00:38:26 your daughter, remember?
936 00:38:27 - Yeah.- Do you wanna walk over?
937 00:38:29 I... No, I haven't got time.
938 00:38:31 Look, if I'm gonna endthis curse,
939 00:38:32 I have to savemy marriage. Right.
940 00:38:34 - What?- We have to call her.
941 00:38:35 No, no, please,I don't wanna get involved...
942 00:38:36 It's... It's on speaker, mate.It's on speaker.
943 00:38:40 - Hi.- Hiya. It's Teddy.
944 00:38:43 I know. What's up?
945 00:38:44 Yeah, no, no.
946 00:38:45 Well, I wanted to give youa call today.
947 00:38:46 Y... you do know what today is,don't you?
948 00:38:48 I do, yeah. Do you,for the first time ever?
949 00:38:52 Happy anniversary!
950 00:38:54 Wow, good for you.
951 00:38:56 Did you get me something?
952 00:38:58 Yes, I got you something.
953 00:39:00 I got you the fourth thing,after leather.
954 00:39:03 Mm-hmm.And what comes after leather?
955 00:39:04 What comes after leather?
956 00:39:06 - What comes after leather?- I don't know.
957 00:39:09 Give me a challenge, babe.Come on.
958 00:39:11 It's okay if you don't know.
959 00:39:13 I would tell youif you stopped interrupting me.
960 00:39:15 - All right.- Fruit.
961 00:39:16 - Fruit?- Fruit.
962 00:39:18 It... It's on mute, just say it.
963 00:39:19 - Uh. Uh. Fruit.- Fruit. Are you sure?
964 00:39:21 - Yeah, that's what it says. That's weird.- That's fucking weird.
965 00:39:23 Fruit?
966 00:39:24 Oh, I'm impressed.
967 00:39:27 - Yes!- And you didn't just look that up?
968 00:39:29 No, I didn't justlook that up.
969 00:39:31 Yeah.Your weird emphasis
970 00:39:32 makes me think that Samis there helping you.
971 00:39:34 Don't be ridiculous.Sam isn't here. Uh.
972 00:39:36 Okay, all right.So, what fruit did you get me?
973 00:39:38 Oh, babe, so much fruit.
974 00:39:40 Loads of fruit.Most amount of fruit you've ever seen.
975 00:39:42 Tell you what, why don't you comeover, we'll have a little fruit party?
976 00:39:44 How about that?Come over soon, babe.
977 00:39:45 - I'd love to see you.- Hmm. Let me think about it.
978 00:39:47 Go on. Go on, girl.You know you want to.
979 00:39:50 Listen, mate, do me a favor.Would you get me a fruit basket?
980 00:39:52 Make sure there's lotsof bananas and peaches in it,
981 00:39:53 if you knowwhat I mean.
982 00:39:55 Oh, you bad.
983 00:39:56 Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.
984 00:39:57 Uh.
985 00:39:59 You didn't press mute, Teddy.
986 00:40:00 - Hi, Sam.- Hey, Leanne.
987 00:40:02 Okey dokey, I'm gonna go now.
988 00:40:05 It's a hard pass from meon the fruit,
989 00:40:07 - but you two knock yourselves out.- Babe, just give... give me a...
990 00:40:09 Leanne...
991 00:40:11 Hang on a...
992 00:40:12 Shit!
993 00:40:15 Uh. Do you want me to get yousome plums?
994 00:40:16 Nothing says sorrylike a bunch of...
995 00:40:18 I don't need the fruitanymore mate, all right?
996 00:40:19 It's gonna take a lot morethan fruit to fix this.
997 00:40:22 Fuck, I need a drink.
998 00:40:24 It's the middle of the morning.
999 00:40:25 Yeah, I've been upfor a couple of years.
1000 00:40:28 What?
1001 00:40:33 Want a beer?
1002 00:40:36 Sadly, I cannot thinkof a reason why not.
1003 00:40:50 Sam?
1004 00:40:57 Oh, Leanne.
1005 00:40:59 - You're back.- Thank God.
1006 00:41:00 Look, I don't know what I didbut promise me
1007 00:41:02 you'll never leave me again,all right?
1008 00:41:06 I'm not going anywhere, silly.
1009 00:41:10 Becka!
1010 00:41:13 - What?- Have I gone back in time?
1011 00:41:15 No, you haven't gone backin time.
1012 00:41:17 You look like a fucking pig.What is happening?
1013 00:41:20 Look.
1014 00:41:21 Look.Becka. Um.
1015 00:41:23 Uh.
1016 00:41:25 What're you... what're you...what're you doing here?
1017 00:41:26 - I was looking for my earrings.- No, I mean like here,
1018 00:41:28 right now. In my...in... in my house.
1019 00:41:29 - Why? What... what's the...- ...what's the story?
1020 00:41:32 - I know. So funny.- It's not funny!
1021 00:41:34 It's not funny.
1022 00:41:36 It's not funny. Nothing funnyabout...
1023 00:41:38 ...about this situation,so if you could... Okay.
1024 00:41:40 All right, how did you,beat by beat,
1025 00:41:42 end up being here right now?
1026 00:41:44 Someone was drunkerthan I thought.
1027 00:41:46 Last night, was I?
1028 00:41:47 - Naughty boy.- Why am I a naughty boy?
1029 00:41:49 - You texted me.- Did I?
1030 00:41:50 - At 1 a.m.- Oh, boy.
1031 00:41:51 - You were drunk.- Well, that's not really good.
1032 00:41:53 - What... What did I say?- You said you were lonely.
1033 00:41:54 No, no, no, Becka.Come on.
1034 00:41:56 - I said I was lonely, too.- Ah. Okay.
1035 00:41:58 There you go.
1036 00:41:59 - Right.- Then we had some wine.
1037 00:42:01 - Okay. Right.- And you put on one...
1038 00:42:02 - That's it. That's it.- ...of your cheesy playlists.
1039 00:42:03 All right,I don't wanna... That's enough!
1040 00:42:05 That's enough! That's enough!That's it. That's right.
1041 00:42:07 Last night. Yeah, wow.Oh, my God, that was something.
1042 00:42:10 I'm just gonna pullmy leg out from that...
1043 00:42:12 Just pull... I'm just gonnapull it out.
1044 00:42:14 There you go.
1045 00:42:15 - It's all coming back to me now.- That's it. You were...
1046 00:42:18 Last night. Whoo!
1047 00:42:19 Yeah! Really, you...
1048 00:42:21 ...you were amazing. But look.
1049 00:42:23 That was a... that was...that was a one-time thing, all right?
1050 00:42:26 We've been doing that
1051 00:42:27 - for months.- Hang on.
1052 00:42:29 Aren't... Aren't you married?I mean...
1053 00:42:31 That ended a yearand a half ago, you know that.
1054 00:42:34 I don't even knowwhat went wrong, really.
1055 00:42:35 In the beginning,it was like fireworks.
1056 00:42:38 But somewhere along the way,we just lost it.
1057 00:42:40 Like I keep going over itin my head.
1058 00:42:42 Like was it him or me?
1059 00:42:43 I've tried...I've gone to therapy
1060 00:42:44 - and spoken about it...- Yeah, yeah, a tale as old as time.
1061 00:42:47 - I get it.- Wait!
1062 00:42:48 I'd love to hear more details,actually, I really would.
1063 00:42:49 No, genuinely.I'm not being rude
1064 00:42:50 but I'm afraid I don't haveoodles of time myself...
1065 00:42:53 - Are you serious?- ...so, what I'm gonna...
1066 00:42:54 I was gonna get a little busy...
1067 00:42:56 - Who is it?- It's Leanne.
1068 00:43:01 Just a minute!
1069 00:43:05 I'll just bea couple of minutes, all right?
1070 00:43:07 I'm so sorry.I'm genuinely sorry.
1071 00:43:16 Why can't it bethe next year now?
1072 00:43:18 Come on,take me there now. Come on.
1073 00:43:24 Teddy, come on.
1074 00:43:25 - Open up.- Fuck you!
1075 00:43:28 - Hiya, babe. Uh. Look...- Hi.
1076 00:43:29 I'm just about to go for a walk.Do... Do you fancy coming?
1077 00:43:31 Actually, do you mindif I come in?
1078 00:43:36 - Teddy, can I come in?- Yeah!
1079 00:43:37 - Yeah?- Yeah, in you come.
1080 00:43:38 - Okay, great.- In you come.
1081 00:43:40 - Thanks.- So nice to see you.
1082 00:43:50 - Where's Lulu?- Uh. My sister's watching her.
1083 00:43:52 Okay, cool.
1084 00:43:53 Yeah. Have you put onmore weight?
1085 00:43:57 - Apparently so, yeah.- Yeah.
1086 00:43:58 - I, kinda, like it.- Do you? You like that?
1087 00:44:01 - You look amazing.- Oh.
1088 00:44:02 - Please.- You do, genuinely.
1089 00:44:04 I mean, you're just...you... you're so beautiful.
1090 00:44:06 Thank you.
1091 00:44:08 Do you, uh...Can... Can I get you a...
1092 00:44:09 - I miss you.- Oh, come on.
1093 00:44:11 I miss you so much.Really, I miss you.
1094 00:44:12 - And I just... I wanna apologize.- No, for what?
1095 00:44:15 Well, for being cold to you.For not returning your texts...
1096 00:44:16 Babe, babe...
1097 00:44:17 ...or answeringyour phone calls. And...
1098 00:44:18 - It's all in the past. It's all right.- And I know it was my...
1099 00:44:20 - Mm-hmm.- ...decision to take time apart
1100 00:44:21 but I'm just... I'm not sureif I want that anymore.
1101 00:44:23 I don't want it. I don't...I don't want it either, okay?
1102 00:44:24 - Oh, wait, wait!- What?
1103 00:44:26 Don't you wanna apologizefor anything?
1104 00:44:27 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1105 00:44:29 - I'm sorry.- For what?
1106 00:44:29 - Everything. Everything.- Can you be...
1107 00:44:31 - Okay.- ...a little more specific?
1108 00:44:32 Yeah, you're such a sticklerfor detail, aren't you?
1109 00:44:33 I've alwaysloved that about you.
1110 00:44:34 Let me think,what... do I...
1111 00:44:36 what do I need to apologize for?Oh, I... I'm sorry for...
1112 00:44:41 ...saying mean thingsabout you.
1113 00:44:42 You said mean thingsabout me? To who?
1114 00:44:43 No one. No, to myself.My way of coping.
1115 00:44:45 You... You knowwhen I would text you
1116 00:44:47 and you wouldn't text me back?I'd be like...
1117 00:44:49 "F... fucking bitch."
1118 00:44:50 But no one was there.No one heard.
1119 00:44:53 I only said it the once,so for that... I'm truly sorry.
1120 00:44:56 Weird thing to apologize for,but okay, sure.
1121 00:44:59 - Hmm.- Uh. Anything else?
1122 00:45:00 Oh, I know what I'd liketo apologize to you for.
1123 00:45:02 I would like to apologizeto you right now
1124 00:45:04 for not telling you every daythat I love you.
1125 00:45:08 Because I do.
1126 00:45:10 I love you so much.
1127 00:45:18 - Is this smart?- Oh, it's smart. It's so smart.
1128 00:45:20 - Yeah. Mm-hmm.- Yeah. It's the smartest.
1129 00:45:22 Yeah.
1130 00:45:25 Maybe we should...we should take things slow,
1131 00:45:27 - you know?- Yeah, yeah, I agree.
1132 00:45:28 How slow, do you think?
1133 00:45:29 I just don't want us torush into anything, you know?
1134 00:45:30 Whatever we do, do you mind if wedo it in the next couple of minutes?
1135 00:45:33 - Yeah. Oh.- Is that all right?
1136 00:45:34 - Wait.- What's that?
1137 00:45:35 - What?- Ah!
1138 00:45:37 - Ah!- What's that?
1139 00:45:42 Happy anniversary!I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.
1140 00:45:45 - You got me a bra...- Yeah, I thought...
1141 00:45:46 - ...for our anniversary?- I thought the color might be nice.
1142 00:45:48 Look, the important thing is,I didn't forget, you know?
1143 00:45:50 But the fifth anniversary giftis wood.
1144 00:45:52 I was about to give youa bit of that.
1145 00:45:54 Oh, that's so sweet.
1146 00:45:56 Yeah, it's the leastI could do.
1147 00:45:57 - The very least, I'd say.- Yeah.
1148 00:45:58 Because for a second there,I thought, and this is gonna
1149 00:46:00 - sound silly...- Go on.
1150 00:46:01 But for a second there,I thought that it probably
1151 00:46:03 belonged to some slutyou had sex with,
1152 00:46:04 - here on the couch last night.- Silly Billy!
1153 00:46:06 Only because it has a woman'shair on it and it also explains
1154 00:46:09 why there are two dirty wineglasses on the coffee table.
1155 00:46:14 I've just thought of somethingelse I'd like to apologize for.
1156 00:46:16 - Yeah, I bet you did.- Look, Leanne...
1157 00:46:17 Is she still in the apartment right now?right now.
1158 00:46:19 No! She is not in the apartmentright now.
1159 00:46:20 Yeah, by your weird emphasisI'm gonna assume
1160 00:46:22 - she's on the back stairs there.- Don't be silly. Listen, listen.
1161 00:46:25 You... That is a big shock.I get it, right. I'd like to apologize...
1162 00:46:27 ...and if I were you, I would slap me...
1163 00:46:29 Fucking hell, that was...
1164 00:46:31 You've never actuallydone that before.
1165 00:46:33 Yeah, well, I was waitingfor a special occasion.
1166 00:46:34 You know what, Teddy,I don't deserve this.
1167 00:46:36 Nor does your daughter.
1168 00:46:37 Nor does the poor womanhiding outside
1169 00:46:39 who can probably hear everythingthat we're saying right now.
1170 00:46:42 I can, yeah.
1171 00:46:44 I'm sorry I called you a slut.
1172 00:46:46 - It's okay.- You don't deserve that.
1173 00:46:48 - Thank you!- Look. Can I just say something?
1174 00:46:49 I don't wanna hear it, Teddy!
1175 00:46:51 Not to you!
1176 00:46:52 Sorry. Leanne...
1177 00:46:54 No. You know what?I don't wanna hear it either.
1178 00:46:56 And I'm... I'm not...I'm not angry, you know,
1179 00:46:57 because we technicallyweren't even together.
1180 00:46:59 So, you were allowed to dowhat you needed to do
1181 00:47:02 to figure your shit outand I did what I had to do.
1182 00:47:04 Hang on, what'd youto figure your shit out?
1183 00:47:05 And I thinkI've figured it out now.
1184 00:47:06 - What, you wanna move back in...- I want a divorce.
1185 00:47:11 That's not funny.
1186 00:47:13 No. It's not anymore.
1187 00:47:19 - Hey...- No, don't.
1188 00:47:46 I've got a good divorce lawyerif you need one.
1189 00:47:48 Uh. No, I won't be needingany of that, thank you.
1190 00:47:50 I'm gonna... I'm gonnafix it all myself.
1191 00:47:51 Denial.I went through that phase, too.
1192 00:47:53 Listen, Becka, will you...will you do me a favor?
1193 00:47:55 If I... if I text you, call you,try and contact you
1194 00:47:57 in any way, will you promise methat you will ignore it?
1195 00:47:59 Teddy, you are never gonnasee me ever again.
1196 00:48:09 Coffee?
1197 00:48:12 Are you fucking kidding me?
1198 00:48:13 - What?- What... what are...
1199 00:48:15 what are you doing here? We...we lit... We just ended this.
1200 00:48:17 You're giving me, like,really mixed messages, yeah?
1201 00:48:19 Remember when I...when I put you out on the back steps
1202 00:48:21 because my wife came?
1203 00:48:23 We said,we said it was over, okay?
1204 00:48:26 - That was like a year ago.- It was exactly a year ago.
1205 00:48:29 Yes, that's it.In fact, a year ago, today.
1206 00:48:33 Is this because we decidedto take things
1207 00:48:35 to the next level?
1208 00:48:36 Meaning?
1209 00:48:39 Me moving in with you!It's exciting.
1210 00:48:41 You'll thank me,once I've redecorated this place.
1211 00:48:45 I'm thinking we shoulddefinitely wallpaper the hallway
1212 00:48:48 and retile the bathroom.
1213 00:48:49 And I've got the best ideafor the second room.
1214 00:48:51 What if we did likea meditation suite?
1215 00:48:54 'Cause you love meditating,hey, babe?
1216 00:48:58 Baby?
1217 00:49:06 - Hey, man.- Sam, it's Teddy. Hi.
1218 00:49:08 Listen, how far awayfrom my house are you?
1219 00:49:21 - I, uh, I'm sorry, Becka.- What for?
1220 00:49:25 I'm sorry that I a...that I asked you
1221 00:49:26 to move in here.I shouldn't have done that.
1222 00:49:30 Why not?
1223 00:49:31 Because I love my wife.
1224 00:49:34 I love Leanne, okay?
1225 00:49:36 And, uh, today is our sixthwedding anniversary, right,
1226 00:49:39 and today I plan to spend itby giving her whatever it is
1227 00:49:41 you giveon... on the sixth anniversary
1228 00:49:43 and I wish I could......I wish I could explain more,
1229 00:49:46 but I just can't, all right?I haven't... I haven't got time.
1230 00:49:49 - Make time.- What?
1231 00:49:52 Make time.
1232 00:49:54 I've given you plenty of mine,now I want some of yours.
1233 00:49:56 - Listen...- Teddy, sit down.
1234 00:49:58 - Becka, I'm gonna have to...- Teddy, sit the fuck down.
1235 00:50:01 Okay.
1236 00:50:11 You weren't my first choiceeither, Teddy.
1237 00:50:20 I loved my husband so much.
1238 00:50:24 If I knew then what I know now,we'd still be together, but...
1239 00:50:28 I just have this habit of figuringthings out a little too late.
1240 00:50:32 Which is probably whyI kept coming back to you.
1241 00:50:35 You know, I thoughtthat being alone is
1242 00:50:38 what makes you lonely.
1243 00:50:40 But you showed methere's nothing lonelier
1244 00:50:42 than beingwith the wrong person.
1245 00:50:44 Teddy, you're not my person.
1246 00:50:46 Just...
1247 00:50:47 I don't know why I didn'tadmit it to myself years ago.
1248 00:50:49 God, what I'd doto get that time back.
1249 00:50:51 Such a waste.
1250 00:50:56 Just go. Fine.
1251 00:50:58 Don't wanna waste any moreof your precious time.
1252 00:51:02 I'll pack up my stuffand be gone before you get back.
1253 00:51:07 Teddy.
1254 00:51:09 The gift for yoursixth-year anniversary.
1255 00:51:12 Something sweet.
1256 00:51:15 Good luck.
1257 00:51:35 Bloody hell.
1258 00:51:37 - Nice car.- Yeah, well, you know, YOLO.
1259 00:51:41 - Oh, please, not you as well.- Okay, fine.
1260 00:51:46 Hey.
1261 00:51:48 This is gonna be the worst yearyet, I can feel it.
1262 00:51:51 What's going on?What's happening?
1263 00:51:53 Well, my life is shit.That's what's happening. So...
1264 00:51:55 Okay, is that reallytime sensitive, though?
1265 00:51:57 Everything istime sensitive, man.
1266 00:51:59 - Jeez, don't you get that?- Okay.
1267 00:52:04 Sorry.
1268 00:52:05 - It's okay.- Sorry.
1269 00:52:07 It's okay.Where do you wanna go?
1270 00:52:08 Can you take meto Leanne's house, please?
1271 00:52:10 Yeah, sure. Uh.It's two blocks away, though.
1272 00:52:13 - You could walk...- Please.
1273 00:52:14 - O... Okay.- Please?
1274 00:52:23 Jesus, mate.
1275 00:52:25 You look like shit.And you've... you've...
1276 00:52:27 you have lost a bit of weight, though.Fair play, what's...
1277 00:52:30 Come on, I could dowith a bit of that.
1278 00:52:31 What's your...what's your secret?
1279 00:52:33 Well, no secret, really.
1280 00:52:34 It's just what happenswhen you cut out the big C.
1281 00:52:37 Carbs, yeah.
1282 00:52:39 Cancer.
1283 00:52:42 So, what's happening?Why is this the worst year for you?
1284 00:52:44 Hang on. Hang on, mate. Can you...can you pull over the car, please?
1285 00:52:47 - Right now?- Yes!
1286 00:52:53 Are you okay?
1287 00:52:55 What's wrong?
1288 00:53:05 What, you think he tooktoo much off the top?
1289 00:53:13 What kind of cancer?
1290 00:53:17 The same it's always been.
1291 00:53:18 So, what's the big rush?Why do you have to go...
1292 00:53:20 Hang on.
1293 00:53:20 - ...to Leanne's house?- Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
1294 00:53:23 When did you find out?
1295 00:53:25 You know when I found out.
1296 00:53:27 You werethe first person I told.
1297 00:53:28 All right. Tell me again like you'retelling me for the first time, please.
1298 00:53:32 What? No, why?
1299 00:53:34 You know I hatetalking about it.
1300 00:53:35 I know this doesn't makeany sense,
1301 00:53:37 but will you tell me again...
1302 00:53:39 ...like you were telling mefor the first time?
1303 00:53:41 When did you find out?
1304 00:53:42 Six months ago.
1305 00:53:44 Right. And what kindof cancer is it?
1306 00:53:45 Skin.
1307 00:53:46 - Where?- Why are you doing this?
1308 00:53:50 Where?
1309 00:53:51 My back.
1310 00:53:53 There was a mole on my shoulder.I should have checked it out a while ago,
1311 00:53:56 - but I kept putting it off.- They've cut it out?
1312 00:53:59 Yeah, most of it.
1313 00:54:01 Chemo's taking care of the rest.
1314 00:54:03 What does that mean?
1315 00:54:07 It meansthey'll get rid of it, okay?
1316 00:54:09 And if that doesn't work...
1317 00:54:11 I have other options.
1318 00:54:14 Not as fun as chemo,but they work.
1319 00:54:18 Are you scared?
1320 00:54:20 Shut up.
1321 00:54:22 - Are you?- No!
1322 00:54:31 Of...
1323 00:54:32 Of course, I'm fucking scared,man. It's cancer.
1324 00:54:37 Well, are you gonna beat it?
1325 00:54:38 Yes!
1326 00:54:43 - Promise me?- Yeah, I p...
1327 00:54:44 ...I promise. I will beat it.
1328 00:54:47 Fuck cancer, okay?
1329 00:54:49 Can I keep driving now?
1330 00:54:50 - Please?- Yeah. Yeah.
1331 00:54:52 Thank you.
1332 00:54:58 What's wrong? What's the matter?What's going on? What...
1333 00:55:02 We're here.
1334 00:55:03 Oh, shit, sorry.Yeah, that... that was close.
1335 00:55:05 Sorry.
1336 00:55:06 - Get out.- Okay. Okay. Do you...
1337 00:55:07 I can... Do you want meto stay with you?
1338 00:55:09 No, I want you to get out.I have shit to do.
1339 00:55:11 All right.
1340 00:55:12 Go. I'll see you next Sunday.
1341 00:55:14 What about next year?
1342 00:55:16 What, you want some time apart?
1343 00:55:17 Will you still be herenext year?
1344 00:55:19 Yes, I will be here next year.I'll be here in fifty years.
1345 00:55:22 I'm gonna live forever!
1346 00:55:24 Okay, now go.
1347 00:55:25 Fix whatever you needto fix with your ex-wife.
1348 00:55:28 Okay. All right, I'll... Ex-wife?
1349 00:55:30 Oh.
1350 00:55:32 Well, that's just fucking great.
1351 00:55:36 Okay. Right. Come on.
1352 00:55:40 Fix your marriage.
1353 00:55:42 End this nightmare.
1354 00:55:45 Focus. Come on.
1355 00:55:47 Focus!
1356 00:55:48 Uh. Oh! Look!
1357 00:55:50 Have you got a puppy?
1358 00:55:52 - Yeah.- Can I have a...
1359 00:55:53 can I have a littlehold of him?
1360 00:55:54 - Yeah.- Hello! Hello.
1361 00:55:57 Look at you, big boy.
1362 00:55:59 What's your name, eh?What's your?
1363 00:56:00 Ziggy? Hello, Ziggy.Do you know what?
1364 00:56:02 Maybe I was a bit harshon Great Danes.
1365 00:56:04 This is a Great Dane,aren't you?
1366 00:56:06 You are a Great Dane. Huh?
1367 00:56:09 This is nice.
1368 00:56:11 - Lovely, yeah.- Mm.
1369 00:56:12 Good for you.
1370 00:56:14 Well, I'd... I'd puta little kids pool here for Lulu
1371 00:56:16 but... but that's just me.
1372 00:56:17 - Thanks, I'll think about it.- Okay.
1373 00:56:19 Um. If you're here to see her,she's... she's sleeping.
1374 00:56:21 No, I'm here to see you.I'm here to see you, actually.
1375 00:56:23 Don't tell meyou finally signed them?
1376 00:56:24 - Maybe. Signed what?- The divorce papers.
1377 00:56:26 What? No!
1378 00:56:29 Are you insane? I haven't signed...
1379 00:56:31 ...any divorce papers, and nor will I.I love you. I still love you.
1380 00:56:33 Yeah? And what does Beckathink about that?
1381 00:56:34 - That's over, okay?- Teddy...
1382 00:56:36 Come on,it's... it's our anniversary.
1383 00:56:37 Did you forget?You forgot, didn't you?
1384 00:56:38 - I never forget.- Yeah, well,
1385 00:56:39 I've got you something.I got you, uh,
1386 00:56:41 something sweet,which is the sixth thing.
1387 00:56:43 Uh. It... I should havesome gum in my...
1388 00:56:44 in my pocket there.Do you wanna reach in?
1389 00:56:46 - No!- Get that out?
1390 00:56:47 - God! No! Look, Teddy...- All right.
1391 00:56:48 ...I don't knowwhat game you're playing
1392 00:56:49 but, like, enough, all right?We've both moved on.
1393 00:56:50 I haven't. I haven't moved on.Have you...
1394 00:56:52 - Have you moved on?- I think so.
1395 00:56:54 What, as in you've...as in you've met someone else, yeah?
1396 00:56:57 No, but I'm thinking about,you know,
1397 00:56:59 - getting back out there.- Don't get back out there.
1398 00:57:01 - Okay. Fine.- It sucks out there. It's awful.
1399 00:57:02 - Well, I'll just never be with anyone else...- Okay, lovely.
1400 00:57:04 - ...for the rest of my life.- That... that's all I wanna hear you say.
1401 00:57:06 - Yeah, okay. I was joking...- All right?
1402 00:57:07 - ...all right?- No. No, don't...
1403 00:57:08 - Goodbye, Teddy. I will...- Uh.
1404 00:57:09 ...see you on your next datewith Lulu.
1405 00:57:11 - And sign those papers.- I am not gonna sign any...
1406 00:57:19 - Teddy?- Uh. Yeah?
1407 00:57:21 What the hellare you doing here?
1408 00:57:22 What... what am I doing?What are you doing here? Who are you?
1409 00:57:24 Listen, Leanne has made itpretty clear she doesn't like
1410 00:57:27 - you showing up out of the blue like this.- I'm sorry, man. Um. Rewind.
1411 00:57:29 How exactly do you knowmy wife, Leanne?
1412 00:57:31 Oh, for God's sake.We're not doing this again, are we?
1413 00:57:33 No, we... we're doing this, mate.Whether or not I've done it before,
1414 00:57:35 - I cannot tell you, but...- What is going on?
1415 00:57:37 Leanne, are you okay?
1416 00:57:38 This strange and, I'm hoping,gay man is... is in your house
1417 00:57:41 for some reason. Do you need...
1418 00:57:43 ...do you need meto call the police?
1419 00:57:44 - Patrick, I'm so sorry.- It's not your fault. Really.
1420 00:57:46 No, it's not your fault,it's his fault.
1421 00:57:47 It's what's his name. Patrick.It's Patrick's fault!
1422 00:57:49 - Who's Patrick?- You know exactly who he is.
1423 00:57:51 - Cousin?- He's my boyfriend.
1424 00:57:52 - Now unless you're here...- Oh, fuck!
1425 00:57:54 ...to sign the divorcepapers, I want you to leave.
1426 00:57:56 I still haven't signed them?
1427 00:57:57 Ha! Good. Finally.
1428 00:57:59 Yeah, something I'm pleasedthat I keep putting off...
1429 00:58:01 - Teddy?- ...till later.
1430 00:58:02 Please, just go.
1431 00:58:03 I'm not... What?No. I am not gonna
1432 00:58:05 leave you alonewith fucking Patrick,
1433 00:58:07 whoever he is. Look at him.
1434 00:58:09 What... We don't know anythingabout him.
1435 00:58:10 - I know everything about him.- Do ya?
1436 00:58:11 Oh, really? Okay, name...name... name three things
1437 00:58:13 that you know about Patrick.
1438 00:58:15 - He's a doctor.- Of what?
1439 00:58:16 Of psychiatry.
1440 00:58:17 Easiest one. What else?
1441 00:58:19 He speakstwo other languages.
1442 00:58:20 Oh! Do you, Patrick?Couple of languages, yeah?
1443 00:58:24 What you got? French?
1444 00:58:26 - Yeah.- Yeah.
1445 00:58:27 Everyone speaks French.
1446 00:58:28 - They don't.- Do you?
1447 00:58:29 I can get by.
1448 00:58:30 What, like, what'sthe other one? Something basic...
1449 00:58:33 - Hungarian.- Hungarian?
1450 00:58:35 Fair enough. Yeah. It's... Well,that's quite... that's quite impressive.
1451 00:58:37 - Thank you.- And he qualified for the Olympics in...
1452 00:58:39 Yeah, all right. Okay, fine.Thank you very much. That's three.
1453 00:58:41 Yeah. I'm countingthe languages as one each.
1454 00:58:43 I don't trust him, Leanne.Look at him. Look at his beard.
1455 00:58:45 Oh, for God's sake, grow up.
1456 00:58:46 - Grow up?- Yeah.
1457 00:58:47 Want me to grow up?Okay, I will.
1458 00:58:50 In a few minutes from now,that is exactly what I'm gonna do.
1459 00:58:53 Then again after that, then again,then again... then again, then again!
1460 00:58:56 So, don't tell me to grow up,'cause no one grows up quicker than me!
1461 00:59:01 Do you want meto call the police?
1462 00:59:02 - It's all right.- I'm happy to.
1463 00:59:04 Hey, come here.
1464 00:59:05 - Don't you...- What about you grow up! What?
1465 00:59:07 - Don't you want me to be happy?- That's all I want! That's all I want!
1466 00:59:09 Then move on.Patrick's a good guy.
1467 00:59:11 - You said so yourself.- I would never say that!
1468 00:59:12 Okay, it's taken me a long time,but I finally feel like
1469 00:59:15 I've got a life again. You know,my book sales are great...
1470 00:59:17 Book... Book... Book sales?
1471 00:59:19 Yeah, and they're paying meto write two more.
1472 00:59:20 You have finallyfinished a book?
1473 00:59:22 - Yeah!- That is phenomenal.
1474 00:59:23 I mean, you struggledfor so long to come up
1475 00:59:25 with an idea. Like, what's it...what's it about?
1476 00:59:27 - You said you read it.- O... obviously, I've read it,
1477 00:59:28 but what's it like...How would you describe it in your words?
1478 00:59:30 They're all my words.I wrote it.
1479 00:59:32 If I was to tell someone to read it whohasn't read it then how would I describe it?
1480 00:59:34 - I would say...- Fucking hell!
1481 00:59:35 ...it's about a womanwho falls in love
1482 00:59:37 with what seems likethe perfect guy
1483 00:59:38 but then it turns out he's actuallyher subconscious in human form
1484 00:59:41 and then he...he kidnaps her and...
1485 00:59:43 - Yada, yada, yada.- So good.
1486 00:59:44 - Thanks.- That is good.
1487 00:59:46 And really original. Brilliant.
1488 00:59:48 Thank you.
1489 00:59:50 Proud of you.
1490 00:59:51 - Thanks.- Really...
1491 00:59:54 Where's your ring?
1492 00:59:57 Uh.
1493 00:59:58 - Oh, shit.- What... You... You...
1494 00:59:59 - your wedding ring?- I'm sorry.
1495 01:00:00 Teddy, I'm really sorry.I've been meaning to tell you but...
1496 01:00:03 Please don't be mad, okay?
1497 01:00:04 - We went to beach.- Hmm.
1498 01:00:06 I went into the water with iton and when I came out, it...
1499 01:00:10 I spent hours looking for it,Teddy.
1500 01:00:12 I'm really sorry. I just...
1501 01:00:14 - I didn't know how to tell you.- It was one of a kind.
1502 01:00:16 - I know.- You know, my dad made that ring
1503 01:00:17 - for my... for my mother.- I know. Hey, look...
1504 01:00:21 I don't know,may... maybe it's a sign.
1505 01:00:25 Of what?
1506 01:00:28 You know what.
1507 01:00:32 Okay.
1508 01:00:34 - Fine.- I've got copies inside.
1509 01:00:35 All right, I'll sign them.
1510 01:00:41 - You okay?- Yeah.
1511 01:00:50 - So, Pat.- Patrick.
1512 01:00:52 You're a psychiatrist, yeah?
1513 01:00:53 Easiest one, that's right.
1514 01:00:55 Can I ask your opinionon something
1515 01:00:57 - as a... a medical professional?- Sure.
1516 01:01:00 Friend of mine, right?
1517 01:01:01 He's, kind of, going througha bit... a bit of a crisis.
1518 01:01:04 - Is he?- Yeah, and he, sort of,
1519 01:01:05 feels like life is moving too fast,faster than he can keep up with.
1520 01:01:08 Your friend feels this, does he?
1521 01:01:09 Yeah, my friend,and he feels like one minute
1522 01:01:11 he was young, right?That's how it feels to my friend, yes?
1523 01:01:14 And then he's blinkedand then suddenly,
1524 01:01:15 there's more of life behind himthan there is in front of him
1525 01:01:18 and he, sort of, feels likeall the... all the...
1526 01:01:19 - Okay.- All the things that he had
1527 01:01:21 to look forwardto have been... have... have been,
1528 01:01:23 - and they've gone. And he...- he really feels...
1529 01:01:25 ...Patrick, like he's...
1530 01:01:27 ...like he's having a nervous... likehe's having a nervous breakdown.
1531 01:01:30 Jesus Christ.
1532 01:01:34 Um. Hey, it's okay.
1533 01:01:36 Hey.
1534 01:01:38 Teddy, hey.
1535 01:01:41 Hey. You know, there'san old Hungarian proverb.
1536 01:01:42 It goes,
1537 01:01:44 - "Aki kit nyulat hajt egyet Se ver."- It's beautiful, man.
1538 01:01:46 No. I haven't... Nope.I haven't translated it yet.
1539 01:01:48 - You've gotta calm down, mate.- Okay. Okay.
1540 01:01:50 - Okay.- Shh.
1541 01:01:51 Go on. Go on, then.
1542 01:01:53 It essentially means,"Grasp all, lose all."
1543 01:01:56 The tighter you holdonto something,
1544 01:01:58 the sooner it's gone.
1545 01:01:59 Look, I know you love Leanne.
1546 01:02:01 I love her more than anything.
1547 01:02:02 - And I know you love Tallulah.- We're not as close but yeah, sure.
1548 01:02:05 Okay, but if you love Leanne,
1549 01:02:07 you've got to let herlive her life, mate.
1550 01:02:10 Yeah?
1551 01:02:11 - And as for your friend...- Hmm.
1552 01:02:15 ...well, maybe all he needsis a change of perspective.
1553 01:02:18 Because sure, on one hand,life is short.
1554 01:02:22 But on the other hand,
1555 01:02:24 it's the longest thingyou will ever do.
1556 01:02:28 Oh, fucking hell!
1557 01:02:32 - Why is he crying?- I have absolutely no idea.
1558 01:02:34 I... I really don't.
1559 01:02:37 - Is that the papers you wanted?- Yeah.
1560 01:02:39 Okay.
1561 01:02:52 Well, happy anniversary.
1562 01:02:55 There you go.
1563 01:02:59 Thanks.
1564 01:03:04 Oh.
1565 01:03:06 Look at Ziggy. He's grown.
1566 01:03:09 Do you mindif I take him for a walk?
1567 01:03:11 Yeah, sure.
1568 01:03:14 Come on there, Ziggy.
1569 01:03:27 I feel like you're the only one
1570 01:03:29 who knows how I feelbecause, uh...
1571 01:03:32 a dog year isseven years, right?
1572 01:03:34 So that means you're living lifeseven times faster
1573 01:03:37 - than anyone else and I'm...- I'm living life, like...
1574 01:03:40 ...fifty thousand times fasterthan anyone else, so actually,
1575 01:03:43 you don't knowhow lucky you are.
1576 01:03:48 Do you wanna have a run?
1577 01:03:52 Here. Here.
1578 01:04:07 Oh, great. Here we go again.
1579 01:04:13 What the living...
1580 01:04:15 A full beard. Yeah, of course.Of course, I've got a full beard, yeah.
1581 01:04:18 That's where I am now.
1582 01:04:21 Fucking Castaway.
1583 01:04:28 Is that a fucking chocolate baron a dog beach?
1584 01:04:29 I mean, people are animals,honestly. Chocolate kills dogs!
1585 01:04:34 Kills em!
1586 01:04:36 What's wrong with people,honestly?
1587 01:04:40 Kills em.
1588 01:04:43 "Contains peanuts"?
1589 01:04:51 I mean, I might as well.
1590 01:04:56 Only a matter of time now,isn't it, so...
1591 01:05:12 - What's the matter?- Huh?
1592 01:05:16 Nothing.
1593 01:05:22 All right?
1594 01:05:23 - Are you sad?- Am I sad? No, I'm not...
1595 01:05:25 I mean, y... yeah,I am a little bit actually,
1596 01:05:27 not that it's anyof your business.
1597 01:05:29 Why?
1598 01:05:31 Why am I sad? Well, I'm sadbecause life sucks. That's why.
1599 01:05:34 - Why?- I don't know, it just does.
1600 01:05:37 - Are you angry with me?- Am I angry with you?
1601 01:05:40 I... I don't... I mean, why would...why would I be angry with you?
1602 01:05:42 I've never even... never even met...Where's your parents?
1603 01:05:45 Mummy's shopping.It's Daddy's day.
1604 01:05:47 All right, no offence, kid, but yourdad sounds like a bit of a deadbeat.
1605 01:05:50 I mean, leaving you aloneon a beach.
1606 01:05:51 Where... where is he?
1607 01:05:57 Tallulah?
1608 01:06:00 Wow, look at you.
1609 01:06:03 Gosh.
1610 01:06:04 You've gotten big.
1611 01:06:06 - No, I haven't.- You have.
1612 01:06:07 You used to be like this big, right?And now you're like this big.
1613 01:06:10 That's impossible.
1614 01:06:13 I know. You would think so.
1615 01:06:20 I see your mother in you.
1616 01:06:22 You're both so beautiful.
1617 01:06:23 Mummy saysthat I have your eyes.
1618 01:06:26 That your eyes arethe most beautiful eyes
1619 01:06:28 - in the whole wide world.- Did she say that?
1620 01:06:31 Really?
1621 01:06:34 How old are you now?
1622 01:06:36 - Eight, almost.- Are you?
1623 01:06:38 Time flies.
1624 01:06:42 - How old are you, Daddy?- I'm...
1625 01:06:44 Wow, I don't even know anymore.
1626 01:06:48 - Are you old?- Yeah.
1627 01:06:50 Yeah, I'm old.
1628 01:06:51 - Am I old?- Nah, you're not old.
1629 01:06:53 You're young.
1630 01:06:54 Which is the mostwonderful thing
1631 01:06:55 in the entire world,let me tell you.
1632 01:06:57 It just goes pasttoo quickly. So...
1633 01:06:59 I want you to, uh, I want you topromise me something, all right?
1634 01:07:02 Just in case I don't see youagain for a while.
1635 01:07:04 I want you,all right listen to me,
1636 01:07:06 to do anything you wantin your life, right?
1637 01:07:08 So, if you wanna be, uh,an astronaut.
1638 01:07:11 Or the Prime Ministeror an actress...
1639 01:07:13 - I wanna be a unicorn.- You wanna be a unicorn?
1640 01:07:14 All right, fantastic. Do it.Live your truth.
1641 01:07:17 Do everything and anythingthat you want.
1642 01:07:20 But just don't wastea second of it, okay?
1643 01:07:25 Now you can promise.
1644 01:07:26 - I promise.- All right, great.
1645 01:07:28 I need to pee.
1646 01:07:30 - Do ya?- Yeah.
1647 01:07:32 All right then, well,let me get you home.
1648 01:07:34 Do you wanna hearsomething funny?
1649 01:07:35 - Yeah.- I haven't peed...
1650 01:07:37 for, like, eight years.
1651 01:07:40 That's impossible.
1652 01:07:42 I know. You would think so.
1653 01:07:52 I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get him...
1654 01:07:54 ...a saddle,so you can ride him.
1655 01:07:57 Like the Queen.
1656 01:07:58 Do you think that's possible?Go on, then. He... he's off.
1657 01:08:00 - Yeah.- You could be riding him right now.
1658 01:08:02 - You're funny.- Oh, really?
1659 01:08:05 What's the funniest thingI've ever said?
1660 01:08:07 Uh.
1661 01:08:08 When you saidthat mashed potato
1662 01:08:10 was ghost poop.
1663 01:08:12 I suppose you had to be there.
1664 01:08:15 Can I ask you something, Lulu?
1665 01:08:18 Am I a good dad?
1666 01:08:20 - Yep.- Really?
1667 01:08:22 Come on, I can take a littlebit of constructive criticism.
1668 01:08:24 How could I improve?What do you think?
1669 01:08:26 Mm.
1670 01:08:28 - More ice cream.- Fine. Easy.
1671 01:08:30 As much as you want,whenever you want it.
1672 01:08:33 - What else?- Um.
1673 01:08:35 - More Poony-choos.- More Poony-choos?
1674 01:08:37 I don't knowwhat Poony-choos are,
1675 01:08:38 but I'm presuming they're somesort of futuristic toy thing.
1676 01:08:41 Sure! You can have 'em.
1677 01:08:44 This is easy.Come on, what else?
1678 01:08:46 Um. More time.
1679 01:08:51 More time?
1680 01:08:52 More time with you.
1681 01:08:53 I don't get to see youa lot of the time.
1682 01:08:56 You're so busy.
1683 01:08:57 That is the most important oneisn't it, hmm?
1684 01:09:01 More time?
1685 01:09:03 - There she is.- Good girl.
1686 01:09:04 Hi, sweetheart.Did you have fun with Daddy?
1687 01:09:06 Yeah, I was making himfeel better. He was sad.
1688 01:09:09 - Oh.- Oi, don't...
1689 01:09:10 don't listen to her.She's drunk...
1690 01:09:11 - All right. Okay.- ...again, all right?
1691 01:09:12 Go inside.Get ready for afternoon tea.
1692 01:09:14 Can I playwith my Poony-choos...
1693 01:09:15 - No!- ...before I get ready?
1694 01:09:16 Lulu, no. You know what happenedlast time. No more.
1695 01:09:18 Those things,they just drive me crazy.
1696 01:09:20 What are they?What... what are P... poony-choos?
1697 01:09:21 Bye, Daddy.
1698 01:09:23 Oh, no, listen babe,before you go.
1699 01:09:24 Um. I know we don't knoweach other very well
1700 01:09:27 and I don't know if I say thisoften or not,
1701 01:09:29 I don't knowbut I love you, okay?
1702 01:09:31 - I love you too, Daddy.- Really? I love ya.
1703 01:09:34 - I love you.- Come here.
1704 01:09:35 Good girl.
1705 01:09:39 Good girl. All right.
1706 01:09:43 - Hell of a kid.- Yeah, I know.
1707 01:09:45 Do you know what she wants to bewhen she's older?
1708 01:09:47 - A unicorn, I know.- Yep.
1709 01:09:48 Do you know what?
1710 01:09:49 She might just pull it off.You never know.
1711 01:09:53 - Why are you sad?- What?
1712 01:09:55 It doesn't... doesn't matter.
1713 01:09:59 Look at you.I mean, you're unreal.
1714 01:10:01 How can... Look at...You don't age!
1715 01:10:03 You got... you got a paintingin the attic?
1716 01:10:04 I mean, what's going on?
1717 01:10:06 - Huh?- You look good.
1718 01:10:07 You're looking good, too.You've lost some weight.
1719 01:10:10 - Have I?- Yeah.
1720 01:10:11 Oh. Yeah, I suppose I have.
1721 01:10:14 Maybe I'm finally gettingmy shit together.
1722 01:10:16 - Who knows, eh?- I'm still... I'm still not sure
1723 01:10:17 - about this beard, though.- What, you don't like the beard?
1724 01:10:19 I thought you liked beards,'cause...
1725 01:10:23 Consider it gone.I'll get rid of it.
1726 01:10:24 - How is old Pat...- Right.
1727 01:10:25 - ...speaking of beards?- He's fine.
1728 01:10:26 - Is he?- Yeah.
1729 01:10:27 Just fine?
1730 01:10:28 - Teddy.- What?
1731 01:10:30 No, I'm asking for a friend.Come on.
1732 01:10:31 All right, well, if you mustknow, we're having some problems.
1733 01:10:34 Having a few problems.Very sorry to hear that.
1734 01:10:36 - Yeah, I bet.- I am.
1735 01:10:37 I was really rootingfor you guys.
1736 01:10:39 - I'm going now. Okay.- Look at me.
1737 01:10:40 Look... look at me in the eye.I'm telling the truth.
1738 01:10:43 The most beautiful eyesin the whole wide world.
1739 01:10:47 - Goodbye, Teddy.- See ya, Leanne.
1740 01:10:59 Oh, wait a second. Leanne!
1741 01:11:03 Leanne! Happy anniversary.
1742 01:11:08 Leanne.
1743 01:11:15 Leanne?
1744 01:11:24 Glasses? You... you think afterall the shit I've been through,
1745 01:11:26 I'm worried about glasses?Please.
1746 01:11:28 Whatever.
1747 01:11:37 Leanne!
1748 01:11:42 Well, what now? I mean, what...
1749 01:11:46 Call Sam.
1750 01:11:50 What the fuck is that?
1751 01:11:52 That is rid...
1752 01:11:55 How do I unlock this thing?
1753 01:11:57 Okay. Fair enough.
1754 01:11:59 Call Sam.
1755 01:12:01 We're sorry,
1756 01:12:03 the number you have calledhas been disconnected.
1757 01:12:05 Please, check...
1758 01:12:06 Call Sam.
1759 01:12:07 Don't you fucking dare.
1760 01:12:09 ...the number you have
1761 01:12:11 Call. Call Sam.
1762 01:12:14 We're sorry,
1763 01:12:16 the number you have calledhas been disconnected.
1764 01:12:18 Please check the numberbefore calling again.
1765 01:13:05 You said fifty more years.
1766 01:13:09 I said to you, "Will you stillbe here next year?"
1767 01:13:11 And you said, "Yeah,I'll be here for fifty more years."
1768 01:13:13 So, why would you say somethinglike that if it wasn't true? Huh?
1769 01:13:21 Fuck, Sam!
1770 01:13:26 I didn't even get to saygoodbye to you. I mean, I...
1771 01:13:30 I don't know, maybe I did.I don't know.
1772 01:13:31 I've been so wrapped upin my own fucking shit that I...
1773 01:13:37 Just wish I could spendanother year with you, you know?
1774 01:13:39 Another... Another day.Another...
1775 01:13:44 few minutes. I mean...
1776 01:13:51 Don't worry, I'm here now.
1777 01:13:54 And I'm just gonnawait for you, okay?
1778 01:13:56 Because what elseam I gonna do? So, I'll...
1779 01:13:59 I'll see you soon.
1780 01:14:01 Won't be long now, mate.
1781 01:14:08 There's never enough time,is there?
1782 01:14:10 Uh. Well, no, actually,not for me. No.
1783 01:14:14 - How's it going?- It's okay.
1784 01:14:15 You know, I'm... I'm in a graveyard,so it's not... it's not great.
1785 01:14:19 I find graveyards uplifting.
1786 01:14:21 They remind mehow precious life is.
1787 01:14:22 Yeah? Lovely. Good for you.
1788 01:14:24 You should writea book about it.
1789 01:14:26 Not that I'll have timeto read it.
1790 01:14:28 It's good to see you again.It's been a while.
1791 01:14:31 For me, anyway. I'm guessingnot so much for you.
1792 01:14:41 Do you knowwhat's happening to me?
1793 01:14:43 That your life's movingtoo fast?
1794 01:14:45 That every few minutesis another year?
1795 01:14:48 How do you know that?
1796 01:14:51 Because I gave it to you.
1797 01:14:53 That was my wedding present.
1798 01:14:56 You...
1799 01:14:59 You... You did this to me? How?
1800 01:15:03 - I don't know how it works.- Can you make it stop, please?
1801 01:15:05 - I can't make it stop.- Well, hang on, so you...
1802 01:15:07 so you don't know how...how it works
1803 01:15:09 and you can't make it stop.Why... Why did you do this to me?
1804 01:15:11 - What have I ever done to you?- Don't you like it?
1805 01:15:13 No, I don't like it.It's ruined my life!
1806 01:15:15 If your life's ruined...
1807 01:15:17 it's because you ruined it.
1808 01:15:18 The gift doesn't changeyour life,
1809 01:15:20 it just lets you see it,sped up.
1810 01:15:22 How can you call this a gift? This isn'ta gift. This is... this is a curse.
1811 01:15:25 Yeah, well,it feels like that sometimes.
1812 01:15:27 How would you know, huh?
1813 01:15:31 Many, many years ago...
1814 01:15:33 Oh, God, this sounds likeit's gonna be quite a long story
1815 01:15:34 and to be honest,I'm not in the mood for a long story...
1816 01:15:36 I was about to marry
1817 01:15:37 - a good man.- You want me to follow you?
1818 01:15:38 Is that what's happeningright now, yeah? Yeah.
1819 01:15:40 - But before I got married- Yep?
1820 01:15:42 I met a stranger.
1821 01:15:44 Someone who saw something in methe way I saw something in you.
1822 01:15:49 And that stranger gave methis gift, or this curse,
1823 01:15:52 whatever you wanna call it.
1824 01:15:54 And thanks to that gift,I never married that man.
1825 01:15:57 Oh, why, did...did you marry someone else?
1826 01:15:59 Well, I couldn't.
1827 01:16:00 - What, you never loved another man?- Never.
1828 01:16:02 But... But hang on, you just saidyou learnt your lesson.
1829 01:16:04 I mean, what's the pointof life if... if you're not gonna
1830 01:16:06 spend it love...loving someone else? I mean...
1831 01:16:07 - I loved someone else. Deeply.- Now, hang on, but you just
1832 01:16:10 - said you...- Not a man.
1833 01:16:12 Oh.
1834 01:16:13 Sorry. I didn't meanto assume that you...
1835 01:16:15 Yeah, okay. Cool, cool.I'm all about that.
1836 01:16:17 - Thanks.- Yeah.
1837 01:16:19 Look, I had what you have now.
1838 01:16:22 The opportunity to see my life,all of it, in snapshots
1839 01:16:25 and I saw that I was wasting iton a lie, so...
1840 01:16:29 I never married...
1841 01:16:31 and I fell in lovewith an amazing woman
1842 01:16:32 and we spentthe rest of her life together.
1843 01:16:35 And that's why I come here.
1844 01:16:36 To tell herthat I am not wasting the years
1845 01:16:39 that she never got to have.
1846 01:16:41 And I've met another woman now,who's amazing in different ways
1847 01:16:44 and I love her, too.
1848 01:16:47 Because as long as I'm up hereand not down there,
1849 01:16:51 I will live lifeas much as I can.
1850 01:16:53 That's why I call it a gift.
1851 01:16:58 So that's why I'm here.
1852 01:17:00 Why are you here?
1853 01:17:01 Shouldn't you be outliving your life?
1854 01:17:03 Tick-tock, Teddy.
1855 01:17:05 Well, it's... it's not as easyas that, is it?
1856 01:17:06 I mean, there's not... there's notenough time to make things perfect
1857 01:17:09 but the harder I trythe... the worse things are.
1858 01:17:11 Why would you tryto make everything perfect?
1859 01:17:13 It's life. It's never perfect.
1860 01:17:15 Because that's what happensin Groundhog Day.
1861 01:17:17 - What, the... the movie?- Yeah.
1862 01:17:19 Well, it's got nothing to do with that.I've never even seen it.
1863 01:17:21 What, you've never seen Groundhog Day?All right, firstly,
1864 01:17:24 you've got to see it. It's...It's tremendous. And... and...
1865 01:17:26 If... If... If that's not how youend it, then... then what?
1866 01:17:29 Hmm?
1867 01:17:30 Oh, honey, I thought youhad more of a handle on this.
1868 01:17:32 No, I think I've gota handle on this.
1869 01:17:33 Yeah, you're some sort of lesbianwizard who's put a curse on me
1870 01:17:35 and now somehow, I'm gonna die ofold age before you do.
1871 01:17:38 - Why are you laughing?- I don't know.
1872 01:17:41 I don't know.
1873 01:17:43 I'm actually pretty scared.
1874 01:17:46 Would you like another go round?
1875 01:17:48 Well, yeah,that'd be nice. Yeah.
1876 01:17:50 - When I was a little girl...- Another story, lovely.
1877 01:17:53 We didn't have any of thisfancy stuff they have today.
1878 01:17:56 No Poony-choosor anything like that.
1879 01:17:58 God, what are Poony-choos?
1880 01:18:00 My brother and I would godown to the park
1881 01:18:01 and we'd stand really far apart
1882 01:18:03 but stay connected by string.
1883 01:18:06 We could talkto each other that way.
1884 01:18:08 We were so far away,and yet it was like
1885 01:18:10 we could crossthis great distance
1886 01:18:12 with that string.
1887 01:18:14 Travel to a different timeand place.
1888 01:18:18 Sounds likewhat you want to do, right?
1889 01:18:20 - Something like that, yeah.- Hold that for me.
1890 01:18:28 Can you pop it in for me?
1891 01:18:33 And on either endof that string,
1892 01:18:35 do you knowwhat we would talk into?
1893 01:18:37 No.
1894 01:18:39 A tin can.
1895 01:19:19 - Teddy, Lulu's at school if you...- Hiya. Can I come in?
1896 01:19:21 - Can I come in quickly?- Uh. Yeah. What's wrong?
1897 01:19:23 Uh. Do you remember, um, do you remember...do you remember all that stuff
1898 01:19:25 from the wedding that we got that wedidn't use or... or like or whatever,
1899 01:19:28 have you... have you...have you still got that?
1900 01:19:29 - Yeah, I think so.- Great.
1901 01:19:31 - Why? What are you looking for?- Can I have a look?
1902 01:19:33 Um. Look, I'll...I'll know when I find it.
1903 01:19:35 But don't worry,I won't be here long, all right?
1904 01:19:36 I'll leave youand Patrick to it soon enough.
1905 01:19:39 Uh. Actually, um,I've been meaning to tell you.
1906 01:19:42 Uh. Patrick and I broke up.
1907 01:19:45 - Really?- Yeah.
1908 01:19:48 Why? What happened?
1909 01:19:49 Uh. He, uh...
1910 01:19:53 Please don't read anythinginto this but...
1911 01:19:55 - Go on.- Um...
1912 01:19:57 He thoughtI was still in love with you.
1913 01:20:01 Did he?
1914 01:20:05 Fucking hell,a lot of memories in here.
1915 01:20:07 Yeah. Good and bad.
1916 01:20:09 All right, well,tell me about the good.
1917 01:20:11 I mean, I've been...I've been so focused on the bad
1918 01:20:13 that I've never... I've neveractually asked you about the good.
1919 01:20:15 Like what... what are yourbest memories of our marriage?
1920 01:20:18 God, that feels likea really long time ago.
1921 01:20:20 Leanne, come on, come on,humor me. Just tell me a few.
1922 01:20:23 - Well, like, how many is a few?- I don't know. Like...
1923 01:20:27 - Ten.- Ten?
1924 01:20:28 Yeah.
1925 01:20:31 All right. Um...
1926 01:20:33 Well, I always smilewhen I think about how you kept
1927 01:20:38 apologizing to my bellywhen we had sex
1928 01:20:40 - while I was pregnant.- Yeah,
1929 01:20:41 that... that does soundlike something
1930 01:20:43 - I'd do.- Yeah, yeah. And do you remember
1931 01:20:44 that time I finally beat you atScrabble and you got really angry?
1932 01:20:47 No. I probably let you win.
1933 01:20:51 Oh, I don't know,sometimes I think
1934 01:20:53 about how you'd singto Tallulah to stop her crying,
1935 01:20:56 even though it, kind of,made her cry more.
1936 01:20:59 Or how you'd always talkin your sleep
1937 01:21:00 after you drank red wine.
1938 01:21:03 Oh, my God.
1939 01:21:05 - Uh. Oh, my God.- What?
1940 01:21:06 Do you remember that...
1941 01:21:07 do you remember that timeyou had that edible
1942 01:21:09 and you made me take youto the hospital?
1943 01:21:15 When we fell asleepon that train
1944 01:21:19 and ended up spending the nightat that motel with the bed bugs?
1945 01:21:22 Do you remember? And we...
1946 01:21:24 we slept on the floor.
1947 01:21:27 I loved that night.
1948 01:21:30 Or the time you saidyou loved my soup
1949 01:21:32 even though I accidentally putsunscreen in it.
1950 01:21:36 I miss the wayyou'd kiss my eyelids
1951 01:21:38 when I had a headache.
1952 01:21:41 I miss brushing my teethnext to you.
1953 01:21:49 That was only nine.
1954 01:21:53 I miss doing nothing with you.
1955 01:22:04 Did you find it?
1956 01:22:09 Yeah, I found it a while ago.
1957 01:22:13 "Do not open for ten years."Do you remember that?
1958 01:22:15 - No.- Okay.
1959 01:22:17 So, uh, you've got paper.
1960 01:22:21 Cotton.
1961 01:22:23 Leather.
1962 01:22:25 - Fruit.- Wood. Wood.
1963 01:22:28 - Something sweet.- Yeah.
1964 01:22:30 - Wool.- Yeah.
1965 01:22:31 - Um. Bronze.- Yep.
1966 01:22:33 - Pottery.- Pottery?
1967 01:22:35 Do you know what this year is?
1968 01:22:37 I think I've gota good idea, yeah.
1969 01:22:40 It's, uh, it's tin.
1970 01:22:48 Happy anniversary.
1971 01:22:51 - Is this for me?- I think it is, yeah.
1972 01:22:55 You finally remembered.
1973 01:22:57 - Oh, what's in it?- I don't know, you've got to open it up.
1974 01:22:59 Have you got a can opener?I mean, do they
1975 01:23:01 - still exist? Can openers?- Yeah.
1976 01:23:03 - Can opener.- There you go.
1977 01:23:06 All right. Um.
1978 01:23:22 What? What is it?
1979 01:23:24 How did you do that?
1980 01:23:30 That's... That's impossible.
1981 01:23:39 How? I...
1982 01:23:42 - I don't understand.- I think I do.
1983 01:23:43 I think I finally understand.Why... What are we doing?
1984 01:23:46 What?
1985 01:23:48 Why aren't we together?
1986 01:23:50 Lots of reasons. We...
1987 01:23:52 - had problems.- Yeah, sure, we had problems.
1988 01:23:54 But now? Like, why...why aren't we together?
1989 01:23:56 Now?
1990 01:23:58 - It's more complicated than that, Teddy.- It's not really. It isn't.
1991 01:24:00 It isn't.I think it's very simple.
1992 01:24:03 I love you.
1993 01:24:05 - I love you...- I love you.
1994 01:24:06 I love you too,but it's not that simple, Teddy.
1995 01:24:08 No, listen, listen.
1996 01:24:10 Listen, we've always done thingsbackwards, haven't we, right?
1997 01:24:12 So, I kissed you,and then I met you.
1998 01:24:15 And then that kissnearly killed me.
1999 01:24:18 But not kissing youwould have been so much worse.
2000 01:24:22 So, what are we waiting for?
2001 01:24:24 We have love.
2002 01:24:26 We have a history.
2003 01:24:28 We have a great kid.
2004 01:24:29 And we still have time, okay?
2005 01:24:31 And that timeis running out so fast.
2006 01:24:34 Believe me, Leanne,
2007 01:24:36 it is running out so fast.
2008 01:24:43 Every second that...that you wait is a second
2009 01:24:45 that you will never get back.
2010 01:24:48 So how many more secondsof this crazy, short life...
2011 01:24:54 are you willing to waste?
2012 01:24:57 I don't know.
2013 01:24:58 Ten?
2014 01:25:00 All right.
2015 01:25:02 Your time...
2016 01:25:05 starts...
2017 01:25:07 now.
2018 01:25:20 Wait. That was only nine.
2019 01:26:24 First morningas a married man, huh?
2020 01:26:25 How do you feel?
2021 01:26:29 I made mimosa!
2022 01:26:33 Wow, you reallylike mimosas, huh?
2023 01:26:37 Hi.
2024 01:26:41 - Morning.- Where's my... where's my laptop?
2025 01:26:44 What are you doing?
2026 01:26:46 Okay, I'm gonna...
2027 01:26:48 Teddy, what are you doing?
2028 01:26:51 I am gonna just bookour honeymoon.
2029 01:26:54 You're kidding me.Where are we going?
2030 01:26:56 - Do you care? Huh?- No.
2031 01:26:58 Okay,
2032 01:26:59 where's my phone? There it is.Okay, right.
2033 01:27:02 - Wow!- Where is it? Where is it?
2034 01:27:04 B, B, B, B...
2035 01:27:06 Belinda, hi. Uh, it's Teddy.Listen.
2036 01:27:08 Listen to me, uh, Belinda.
2037 01:27:10 This is gonna sound like it's reallyout of the blue but I quit, okay?
2038 01:27:13 I quit my job becausemy heart's not in it, Belinda.
2039 01:27:15 It never has been,and to be honest,
2040 01:27:16 I'm not a hundred percent sureor what it is I do exactly,
2041 01:27:19 - so there you go. I quit.- What are you doing?
2042 01:27:21 - All right...- We can't... we can't survive
2043 01:27:22 on just my income alone.
2044 01:27:25 - Yeah.- Belinda, I don't quit,
2045 01:27:26 but I will be taking paid leaveimmediately, all right?
2046 01:27:29 And no more overtime, okay?
2047 01:27:30 And just a heads up, I'm gonnastart studying photography
2048 01:27:33 because it's what I love.
2049 01:27:34 And Belinda, life is too shortto not do what you love doing,
2050 01:27:37 so there you go. As soon asI find a job doing what I love,
2051 01:27:41 I quit, all right?
2052 01:27:42 So, if you... Call me backwhen you get this message,
2053 01:27:44 and I hope you're welland love to Peter and the kids.
2054 01:27:46 All the best. Bye.
2055 01:27:48 Are you insane?
2056 01:27:50 Not anymore.
2057 01:27:51 You were justabout to quit your job.
2058 01:27:53 Yes. So should you,because you fucking hate your job.
2059 01:27:55 Yeah, and when I come upwith a good idea for a novel,
2060 01:27:58 - I will quit my job.- Right, okay. How about this?
2061 01:28:00 Um. Right, so a woman meetsthe perfect guy, right,
2062 01:28:03 except he's not the perfect guy.
2063 01:28:05 Turns out that he's actuallyher subconscious in human form.
2064 01:28:08 Uh. And then he kidnaps her,it becomes some sort of thriller.
2065 01:28:11 I don't know, I haven't readit, but there you go.
2066 01:28:13 - How about that?- Uh. That's a pretty good idea.
2067 01:28:15 It's yours.No, I mean literally.
2068 01:28:17 - It's mine?- Literally,
2069 01:28:18 it's your idea, yeah.
2070 01:28:19 - Okay. Um...- What are you on this morning?
2071 01:28:21 Uh. Right.
2072 01:28:23 Please.
2073 01:28:25 - Hey, man, what's up?- Sam! Hello.
2074 01:28:28 Hello, mate. It's so goodto hear your voice. It's...
2075 01:28:30 - What?- It's Teddy. Listen to me. Uh...
2076 01:28:33 - What?- Listen to me
2077 01:28:34 very fucking carefully,all right? Okay.
2078 01:28:36 You... I want youto put a reminder
2079 01:28:38 in your phonefor tomorrow, okay?
2080 01:28:41 To... To go to see a doctorfor a skin cancer screening.
2081 01:28:44 Do you hear me?Skin cancer screening, right?
2082 01:28:46 Then I want you to put...to put a reminder in your phone
2083 01:28:48 to do the same againthe next year and again
2084 01:28:50 and again and again.And, mate, if you don't go,
2085 01:28:52 I'm gonna drag you theremyself, all right?
2086 01:28:54 I've just got a bad feeling.Okay? And Sam, listen.
2087 01:28:57 I love you, okay?
2088 01:28:59 I know I... That's gonna soundweird, uh, coming from me now
2089 01:29:02 but I do, I love you. And...and I don't say it enough
2090 01:29:05 because none of ussay it enough, do we?
2091 01:29:07 - So, there you go. I love you.- I... I love you too, man.
2092 01:29:09 Okay? Um. Oh, yeah,one more thing.
2093 01:29:12 Um. If you...
2094 01:29:13 When you hearof something called Poony-choos,
2095 01:29:16 do you hear me, Poony-choos,invest, mate.
2096 01:29:19 Invest everythingyou've got, okay?
2097 01:29:20 - You won't regret it, trust me.- Poony-choos?
2098 01:29:22 - All right, mate.- What the fuck are Poony-choos?
2099 01:29:24 I'll see you later, okay?Bye-bye.
2100 01:29:27 Right. Uh. What else? Oh, yeah.
2101 01:29:30 Uh. Do you remembermy, uh, ex-girlfriend?
2102 01:29:32 - The one from New Year's Eve?- Yeah, yeah,
2103 01:29:34 she's getting married. Becka.
2104 01:29:35 - Becka, yes.- Yeah, what about her?
2105 01:29:42 - Remind me to give her this.- What's that?
2106 01:29:45 It's a gift.
2107 01:29:46 - That's all.- Okay.
2108 01:29:48 Right, I'm gonna, uh,I'm gonna paint this room purple.
2109 01:29:50 Why?
2110 01:29:53 How do you feelabout the name Tallulah?
2111 01:29:54 - Ah, I don't love it.- Oh, you will.
2112 01:29:56 - You will, trust me. You will.- Teddy! Teddy, slow down!
2113 01:29:59 Yeah? You want me to slow down?Are you crazy?
2114 01:30:01 - There's so much stuff to do.- But I, kind of, feel like
2115 01:30:03 - doing nothing with you today.- We're not doing nothing.
2116 01:30:05 - No? Okay.- Absolutely not, no.
2117 01:30:07 - Why not?- Because YOLO, that's why.
2118 01:30:08 - YOLO?- Seriously.
2119 01:30:11 Seriously, fucking YOLO.
2120 01:30:14 Okay. All right,so what are we gonna do
2121 01:30:16 - instead of nothing?- Everything.
2122 01:30:18 - We're gonna do everything?- Why not?
2123 01:30:19 - Because we don't have time.- We'll make time.
2124 01:30:25 Okay. When do we get started?
2125 01:30:28 Now.
2126 01:30:30 Now?