伯爵 El Conde(2023)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:59 MEMOIRS OF A MILITARY MAN
2 00:02:12 Naturally, our dear Count
3 00:02:15 has tasted human bloodfrom every corner of the world.
4 00:02:20 English blood is his favorite, of course.
5 00:02:24 He says it hassomething of the Roman Empire.
6 00:02:28 A note of Viking skin.It's hard to define.
7 00:02:31 A bitter blood. And dark.
8 00:02:35 Regrettably, however,
9 00:02:37 the Count has also sampledthe blood of South America.
10 00:02:41 The blood of the workers.
11 00:02:44 He doesn't recommend it.
12 00:02:46 -It's acrid, he says. With a doggy nose.
13 00:02:49 A plebeian bouquet that clingsfor weeks to his lips and palate.
14 00:02:57 This whole farce began centuries ago.
15 00:03:01 In France, of course.
16 00:03:10 The young Claude Pinochelived for almost 20 years
17 00:03:14 in an old Parisian orphanage.
18 00:03:16 His parents were never known.
19 00:03:20 He later becamea proud officer in the army of Louis XVI.
20 00:03:24 By night, he would drink and chasethe harlots who worked in the taverns.
21 00:03:29 Until one day, Pinoche the soldierdiscovered his true identity.
22 00:03:41 The next morning,the prostitutes told him that,
23 00:03:44 while drunk, he had bittenone of the other whores in the neck.
24 00:03:48 I don't recallany of this. It's not true.
25 00:03:51 And even if it were,I have no memory of it.
26 00:03:59 -You're caught.-What?
27 00:04:00 -You're going to die.-Vampire!
28 00:04:04 Let it go!
29 00:04:08 Be careful!
30 00:04:44 Soon afterwards,the Revolution began against Louis XVI.
31 00:04:56 And ratherthan defend his king,
32 00:05:00 Pinoche deserted.
33 00:05:03 He passed himself offas a revolutionary, dressed as a peasant.
34 00:05:13 He watched the nobilitybe publicly guillotined.
35 00:05:20 He watched the blade fallon Marie Antoinette.
36 00:05:31 Long live freedom!
37 00:06:11 He resolved to use hispowers to fight against all revolutions.
38 00:06:16 An eternal subject to his beheaded king.
39 00:06:22 His first step wasto disappear from history.
40 00:06:26 He attended his own funeral.
41 00:06:30 Farewell, Claude Pinoche.
42 00:06:37 He violated the graveof another woman and stole the head.
43 00:06:43 He opened the queen's tomb.
44 00:06:46 He removed the head and replaced itwith the one he had stolen.
45 00:07:02 Then he fled Francewith a little money and disappeared.
46 00:07:09 Years later,the vampire Pinoche resurfaced,
47 00:07:13 fighting against the revolutionsin Haiti, Russia, and Algeria.
48 00:07:18 But he tired of being a simple soldier,and resolved to become a commander.
49 00:07:24 And for this,he chose a country without a king.
50 00:07:28 An insignificant corner of South America.
51 00:07:30 Second Lieutenant Augusto Pinochet Ugarte!
52 00:07:33 In 1935,he reappeared under his definitive name
53 00:07:37 in this landof fatherless peasants, Chile.
54 00:07:41 …fulfilling my vow to the military.
55 00:07:43 Conforming with the current lawsand rules, I obey with all my soul.
56 00:07:47 His aim was clear. To be a king.
57 00:07:50 …and to give my allto be a brave soldier, in honor…
58 00:07:52 But his plan would beimperfect without a woman at his side.
59 00:07:56 For this, he chosea woman even more perverse
60 00:07:58 and unscrupulous than him, Lucía Hiriart.
61 00:08:03 Years later,now a general,
62 00:08:06 in 1973, he staged a coup d'état,bombing the Government House
63 00:08:11 to oust the socialist president,Salvador Allende.
64 00:08:16 Although he often looked like a pimpin the hide of a banana republic mafioso,
65 00:08:21 the truth is that this little generalsuccessfully rescued Chile
66 00:08:25 from a Bolshevik infestation.
67 00:08:28 In private, he demandedto be called "Count."
68 00:08:35 He conquered and brought prosperityto Chile, rose to absolute power,
69 00:08:42 and made himselfan invincible millionaire.
70 00:09:20 For four decades, Augusto Pinochet
71 00:09:23 was the distinguished, brilliantcaptain general of the Republic of Chile.
72 00:09:29 When the authoritiesfinally had him unjustly cornered
73 00:09:33 for crimes and corruption,
74 00:09:34 he decided to fake his own death again.
75 00:09:40 To do this, he stoppeddrinking blood for several months,
76 00:09:43 until his heart stopped beating.
77 00:09:47 Sit down now.
78 00:09:48 Hold him! Hold him!
79 00:09:50 -Sit down, will you?-Take hold of Papa.
80 00:09:53 -No! I can't let go of him…-Sit down! Quickly!
81 00:09:57 -He's fine.-What are you saying? He's not.
82 00:09:59 Will someone call an ambulance?
83 00:10:04 -Take his pulse!-I don't know how to.
84 00:10:11 Thank you so much, my general.
85 00:11:14 Heil!
86 00:12:30 NEW MARKETSNON-GLOBAL CHILE
87 00:13:19 The knife mustn'tpierce the center of the chest.
88 00:13:22 -Lest it puncture the heart.
89 00:13:24 That would be ruinous.
90 00:13:27 Far better to beginby slicing the arteries of the neck…
91 00:13:32 …which has the added advantageof also severing the vocal cords,
92 00:13:35 and in so doing,of course, preventing screams.
93 00:14:22 It's said that whenone samples the succulent muscle
94 00:14:26 of a still palpitating heart,
95 00:14:28 it's hard to go backto being a normal person.
96 00:14:39 It's time to sleep.To find a dark, damp spot.
97 00:14:44 A dungeon perhaps, or a sewer.
98 00:14:48 Or the body of a woman.
99 00:15:18 This meek,virginal young face
100 00:15:21 is really that of a violent,difficult woman.
101 00:15:25 She is love. She is God, yes.
102 00:15:28 But most of allshe is young and delicious.
103 00:15:52 Come with me.
104 00:15:55 If this is what God asks…
105 00:16:00 Of course.
106 00:16:03 The Mother Superiorpromised to send her finest exorcist nun.
107 00:16:08 A lady not for turning.
108 00:16:10 …so she maycarry out God's work.
109 00:16:12 A real woman.
110 00:16:32 Señora…
111 00:16:34 Show me.
112 00:16:36 This human pigswillis Fyodor Krasnov,
113 00:16:39 a whitefly of Russian descent.
114 00:16:44 And yesterday?
115 00:16:46 Same as today.
116 00:16:48 Just vegetables, as usual.
117 00:16:51 A Cossack forgedfrom vodka and steel.
118 00:16:54 I don't understand at all.
119 00:16:56 He says he wants to die,and no more blood…
120 00:17:01 and now he's hunting?
121 00:17:04 Yes, it's strange.
122 00:17:05 He is the general's onlyand most loyal slave.
123 00:17:08 I don't want Augusto to die.
124 00:17:11 Whatever you need, Señora.
125 00:17:16 Well then, salute me.
126 00:17:21 Mm.
127 00:17:24 Well, get readybecause my children are coming home.
128 00:17:27 -To steal from my general?-To steal from me.
129 00:17:57 Allow me.
130 00:17:59 These five siblingsare all that remains of a family
131 00:18:02 that reigned in Chile for almost 20 years.
132 00:18:12 Now they are there
133 00:18:13 to discover why their father decidedto go hunting for hearts in the big city.
134 00:18:24 The carnage was terrifying.
135 00:18:47 ARK
136 00:19:02 One would thinkan old man like Papa
137 00:19:04 would calm down with the years,but it seems not.
138 00:19:06 We don't knowwho's hunting for those hearts.
139 00:19:08 -We don't know that?-No, not yet.
140 00:19:12 What do you know?
141 00:19:13 The same as you.
142 00:19:15 -No one is judging you here.-I'm not judging you either.
143 00:19:18 We're too old to be this naive, frankly.Besides, we're here for a reason.
144 00:19:23 I came 'cause I was toldthey were giving out money.
145 00:19:25 That's what I told you toconvince you to come, imbecile.
146 00:19:28 So they're not giving it out?
147 00:19:30 -Oh, come on.-What do you mean, come on?
148 00:19:32 Of course they'll share it,but just relax.
149 00:19:33 They're not going to give out money.Not one peso.
150 00:19:36 -We have to find it.-Where is that money?
151 00:19:39 Hidden in papers, documents, folders.
152 00:19:42 Did you know people are goingcrazy with all these murders?
153 00:19:45 I think it's completely normal.
154 00:19:47 Imagine, whole hearts being taken out.
155 00:19:49 It's weird.
156 00:19:51 I hope they find him soon.
157 00:19:52 -Who?-The murderer.
158 00:19:54 -I thought they'd already got him.-Who has?
159 00:19:56 The police have.
160 00:19:57 That they don't comelooking here, is all I ask.
161 00:20:01 I think inheritance is somethingone should be able to enjoy now,
162 00:20:04 and not wait your whole life for.
163 00:20:05 It's not like it's your whole life…
164 00:20:06 But there are peoplewho live far too long.
165 00:20:08 -You think?-Yes, I do.
166 00:20:17 They screwedall the women and all the men.
167 00:20:20 They crashed all the cars,
168 00:20:22 held all the parties,
169 00:20:23 and squandered all the state's moneyon cheap wine and imitation velvet.
170 00:20:27 They won warsand founded the country anew,
171 00:20:30 and then they were left powerless,stripped of their honor.
172 00:21:23 EXTRA CONCENTRATED AJÍ
173 00:22:00 The whole family knowsthe captain general is a vampire.
174 00:22:05 The only one in the family.
175 00:22:07 He has not bittena single one of his children,
176 00:22:10 preferring that they livein accordance with natural order.
177 00:22:46 Good evening.
178 00:22:47 Good evening, General!
179 00:22:49 Who said thatvampires live loveless lives?
180 00:22:53 The trouble is that love diesbefore the body does.
181 00:22:57 The vampire knows, tragically,that love is not eternal.
182 00:23:23 This is the young bodythat will make them suffer.
183 00:23:27 This white, innocent flesh
184 00:23:29 will destroy dreams and bring misery.
185 00:23:32 She knows it. Everyone knows it.
186 00:23:35 This was why she was chosen.
187 00:23:39 She was also chosenfor her gift for mathematics.
188 00:23:43 Her ability to calculate unspeakable sums.
189 00:23:47 She might have been a surveyoror an engineer,
190 00:23:52 but God stole her heart.
191 00:23:56 -Or so she believed.
192 00:24:03 Hail Mary, Mother of God,pray for us sinners…
193 00:24:05 …nowand at the hour of our death. Amen.
194 00:24:08 Hail Mary, full of grace,the Lord is with thee.
195 00:24:10 Blessed art thou amongst women, andblessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
196 00:24:19 And to what do I owe this wonderful visit?
197 00:24:25 We were worried, Papa.
198 00:24:27 Worried. Of course.
199 00:24:29 Because I have various times almost died,and various times said goodbye.
200 00:24:33 Someone has been eating heartsin Santiago, Papa. Mm.
201 00:24:36 Someone?
202 00:24:39 It could have been me.
203 00:24:41 But it doesn't make any sense.
204 00:24:43 Why would I want to keep livingin a country that hates me?
205 00:24:46 They don't hate you.
206 00:24:48 No.
207 00:24:49 -They should hate me.-They are ungrateful.
208 00:24:53 That's true.
209 00:24:55 They are ungrateful. What a pain.
210 00:25:01 But it is also true I made mistakes.
211 00:25:05 Accounting mistakes.
212 00:25:09 Oh, yes?
213 00:25:12 -Well, you all know.-Know what, Papa?
214 00:25:14 No, we don't know anything.
215 00:25:18 It's a mess.
216 00:25:19 Your mother asks me every dayabout secret bank accounts,
217 00:25:23 hidden properties all around the world,
218 00:25:26 and I can't remember anything.
219 00:25:27 I can't remember.What can I do? I don't remember.
220 00:25:30 Although, the other day,when I was calmer, I remembered something.
221 00:25:35 And?
222 00:25:37 I have some old books down in the cellar.
223 00:25:40 And there, along with…with a lawyer and ex-minister,
224 00:25:43 we hid some papers.
225 00:25:44 I don't know, accounts,receipts, commitments.
226 00:25:49 I don't know. Things that may beworth something, have some value.
227 00:25:53 The count has decidedto give his secret fortune
228 00:25:57 to his children.
229 00:25:58 This is enormously surprising.
230 00:26:01 But this wait has been eternal.I don't understand it.
231 00:26:04 I don't understand why he should wantto throw away the money from our future.
232 00:26:09 Papa?
233 00:26:11 Why now, Papa?
234 00:26:13 Well, I'd forgotten I'd lost it.
235 00:26:17 But I asked you that so often.
236 00:26:19 Well, I couldn't remember,
237 00:26:21 and now I do,which is why I'm telling you.
238 00:26:25 I don't see why you all have long faces.
239 00:26:27 You should be happy.
240 00:26:30 Those papers, if they're of any value,
241 00:26:32 split them between you.
242 00:26:35 Half's for your motherand the other half for all of you.
243 00:26:38 I don't understandwhat he feels
244 00:26:40 for this dwarfish, hateful woman, Lucía.
245 00:26:43 A peasant decked out in furs.
246 00:26:46 All she's doneher whole life is open her legs
247 00:26:48 and let a soldier fornicate with her.
248 00:26:51 And now I'm leaving. I'm tired.
249 00:26:54 I think I will die tonight.
250 00:26:59 I wish you all the best of luck.I love you very much.
251 00:27:03 I truly do love you with all my heart.
252 00:27:16 Permission to say something, my general.
253 00:27:18 Hmm?
254 00:27:21 Say it!
255 00:27:25 I love you, my general.
256 00:27:32 Uh…
257 00:27:37 I love you, Papa.
258 00:27:38 -I love you.-I love you.
259 00:27:40 -I love you.-I love you, Papi.
260 00:27:45 Lucía.
261 00:27:47 Don't make me say thosethings in front of the children.
262 00:27:52 I like you.
263 00:27:54 You turn me on.
264 00:27:56 You old prostitute!
265 00:28:01 Will you show me the old cannons,just before you die?
266 00:28:04 Will you make me sweat?
267 00:28:07 Just once.
268 00:28:10 I'll make you sweatlike the horse of a bandit.
269 00:28:14 -Mm.
270 00:31:00 In the late 1990s,
271 00:31:02 in recognitionof his long service to dirty work,
272 00:31:05 Fyodor was bitten by the countand transformed into a vampire.
273 00:31:10 He was always a ruthless murderer
274 00:31:13 who learnt his craftat the school of the Americas,
275 00:31:16 and set upthe Villa Grimaldi concentration camp
276 00:31:19 during the dictatorship,
277 00:31:21 killing hundredsof revolutionaries with his own hands.
278 00:31:31 You went out to hunt for those hearts.
279 00:31:35 No, Señora.
280 00:31:36 I don't need them.
281 00:32:00 Incredible, the butler
282 00:32:02 and the lady of the housein a secret romance.
283 00:32:04 -An age-old but repulsive crime.
284 00:32:07 The documents.
285 00:32:10 Señora…
286 00:32:12 And the cash.
287 00:32:17 Excuse me.
288 00:32:18 We can only assumethat Lucía knows that Fyodor
289 00:32:21 could bite her one day,
290 00:32:23 if the count continues refusing to do it,as he has for the last 60 years.
291 00:33:12 Why can't I die?
292 00:33:18 Because you don't want to die.
293 00:33:19 Of course I want to die.I've been alive for 250 years.
294 00:33:23 And we could live 250 years more.
295 00:33:26 I don't want to live 250 more years.Oh my God.
296 00:33:29 But why not?
297 00:33:30 Because I was treated like a thief.
298 00:33:33 A soldier you can call a murderer,anything, but not a thief.
299 00:33:38 I killed hundreds of Reds.Hundreds of Reds.
300 00:33:41 And they will accuse meall my life of stealing.
301 00:33:44 They… they humiliated me.They humiliated me.
302 00:33:47 But you did steal, right?
303 00:33:52 This is what we're gonna do.
304 00:33:54 You bite me…
305 00:33:57 and then we go out at night to hunt.
306 00:33:59 Just blood.
307 00:34:00 After that let's…
308 00:34:03 go to the cellarwhere you have all the hearts.
309 00:34:06 We eat all of the hearts,then we rejuvenate.
310 00:34:10 We go to another country,
311 00:34:13 with different names…
312 00:34:15 -Fifteen years old.
313 00:34:18 With a new army, you know?
314 00:34:20 But I don't understand why I can't…Why I'm unable to die.
315 00:34:27 You put blood in my meals.
316 00:34:30 You put blood in my foodso I can keep on living.
317 00:34:34 -Huh?-No.
318 00:34:38 "President Allende,the army will not betray you!"
319 00:34:42 What?
320 00:34:44 That's what I told him.
321 00:34:47 Well? The next day I betrayed him.I betrayed him.
322 00:34:50 -The idea was mine.-Yes, but no one knows that.
323 00:34:55 That was a vengeance of mine.
324 00:34:58 I had a mission. A mission to just smash.
325 00:35:01 To smash the…
326 00:35:03 The anarchists,to smash the trade unionists,
327 00:35:05 smash the republicans,and the free slaves.
328 00:35:09 But you fell in love with me.
329 00:35:10 Sixty years we've been together.
330 00:35:12 What else do you want? You've had it all.Children, grandchildren.
331 00:35:16 And you're the queen of this desert.
332 00:35:18 Listen, what are you complaining about?
333 00:35:21 We have a glass of brandy every night,we talk, we sleep holding hands.
334 00:35:26 What else is there?
335 00:35:28 To be a beast just like you.
336 00:35:37 No,there have to be more papers.
337 00:35:40 In English.
338 00:35:41 Bank letters, bonds, vouchers,bearer bonds, things like that.
339 00:35:47 Like this?
340 00:35:50 Let me see.
341 00:35:53 And like this?
342 00:35:58 Is your friend coming?
343 00:35:59 -She's not my friend.-Who's coming?
344 00:36:02 Did you let your accountant know?
345 00:36:03 Yes, I did. He'll send an assistantas he isn't able to come.
346 00:36:06 What, now?
347 00:36:08 -That's what we agreed on.-I didn't agree to anything.
348 00:36:10 -Can we trust her?-Totally. From a military family.
349 00:36:13 -But a woman.-Yes.
350 00:36:15 Excuse me.
351 00:36:17 A young woman?
352 00:36:19 -Yes.-What does it matter?
353 00:36:22 If she knows how to read this and doesn'tsay anything to the press, she's perfect.
354 00:36:26 Do we have to pay her?
355 00:36:28 Of course we have to pay her,and a lot, so she doesn't want revenge.
356 00:36:31 Is this everything?
357 00:36:33 You'd have to check with my general.
358 00:36:36 But in principle, no.
359 00:36:39 Then we're rich.
360 00:36:40 Yes, of course.
361 00:37:51 -Merci.-If you please?
362 00:37:53 Thank you.
363 00:38:07 Good morning.
364 00:38:10 Hello. Finally. Papa!
365 00:38:13 What?
366 00:38:14 It's the accountantthat's going to help us.
367 00:38:18 What's her name?
368 00:38:20 Carmen.
369 00:38:26 Carmencita.
370 00:38:29 I have come to countyour silver coins and weigh your gold.
371 00:38:33 Discreetly, of course.
372 00:38:36 That would be wonderful,but I'm afraid there isn't much left.
373 00:38:39 I'm poor.
374 00:38:41 In that case, I will find moneyyou didn't even know you had.
375 00:38:45 In French?
376 00:38:47 Forgive me, but...You understand my childish French?
377 00:38:50 I'm forgettingthe language of my Sun King.
378 00:38:54 It is the language of treason.
379 00:38:56 And the war is never forgotten.
380 00:39:00 Possibly.
381 00:39:01 The New Testament says that God canonly understand the French language.
382 00:39:05 And if I remember correctly,
383 00:39:07 it says that God listens with loveto those who whisper in his ear in French.
384 00:39:13 God is in love with the beautythat he himself has envisioned.
385 00:39:18 He is a vain artist.
386 00:39:21 An artist that created woman…
387 00:39:24 to be perfect.
388 00:39:27 That's beautifully said.
389 00:39:31 Yes.
390 00:39:32 Very beautiful.
391 00:39:57 -Thank you.-Yes, of course.
392 00:40:00 Make yourself at home.
393 00:40:05 With your permission.
394 00:40:46 It would be a possession.
395 00:40:48 It's like being permanently pregnantwith the enemy of our Lord.
396 00:40:51 Yes, but…
397 00:40:53 you think the devil got inside his body?
398 00:40:55 -Yeah-How?
399 00:40:56 It got in.
400 00:40:57 Sometimes the devil comes inthrough a wound in the skin.
401 00:40:59 It happens to soldiersin the battle, for example.
402 00:41:02 Other times, the devil enters the body…in the anus.
403 00:41:05 -When a man practices, uh… sodomy.-Watch your mouth, you.
404 00:41:09 Papa was always a patriot soldier,let me tell you that.
405 00:41:13 Of course. In his case,it must have entered through a war wound.
406 00:41:16 -Of course. Mm.-Yes, of course.
407 00:41:20 Listen, and if Papa was born this way?
408 00:41:24 And what if he is a partof a species of animal.
409 00:41:29 So an animal from hell?
410 00:41:30 Sure, like a man with no spirit.Like a dog.
411 00:41:33 Beasts live alongside us all.
412 00:41:34 Devil's creatures with no soul.
413 00:41:37 Just a black smoke in the chest region.
414 00:41:39 And beasts like that cannot be saved.They simply have to be killed.
415 00:41:43 I don't want Papa to suffer.
416 00:41:45 Honestly, the battle will be so fierce.
417 00:41:47 Satan's pathetic and melodramaticand also relentless.
418 00:41:50 If I run out of strength,he could end up killing me.
419 00:41:53 I don't really care.
420 00:41:55 -Ah.-No, just kidding.
421 00:41:57 -Darling?-Huh?
422 00:41:59 My papa, you will treat him with love.
423 00:42:02 -Violence is for the devil.-Mm-hm.
424 00:42:04 With God's love, he'll be asphyxiated.
425 00:42:05 The holy water will burn him.
426 00:42:08 And when the invader flees in humiliation,your father will be at death's door.
427 00:42:12 He will be bedridden.
428 00:42:13 If he's a survivor, it meansthat he has always had a soul
429 00:42:16 And if only a portionof good soul is there,
430 00:42:19 that little bit,it belongs to the Holy Spirit.
431 00:42:22 -And you will see me save it.
432 00:43:09 This printed record talksabout 12 apartments.
433 00:43:13 This kind of investmentprovides a passive income,
434 00:43:15 and is very common infamilies that don't want to work.
435 00:43:19 There… There are 14.
436 00:43:21 Fourteen?
437 00:43:22 -The property records, they're not here.-What?
438 00:43:26 -But how can properties just disappear?-Please. It's a minor thing.
439 00:43:29 Twelve, fourteen, it's the same.
440 00:43:31 No, "please." It needs to be clarified.
441 00:43:34 We are talking about my money.
442 00:43:36 -Your money?-Yes, my money.
443 00:43:38 Just shut up for a bit and let her work.
444 00:43:41 Am I bothering you?
445 00:43:43 No. I'm never bothered.
446 00:43:46 Actually, I love seeingblatant envy and violence.
447 00:43:48 Because this irrationality iswhat allows you to betray each other.
448 00:43:53 My method is to foster confusion,
449 00:43:55 because confusion,leads to betrayal and lies.
450 00:43:59 -And so you're not bothered?-Mm-mm.
451 00:44:01 I'm bothered,I'm trying to work here, you know.
452 00:44:03 What's this operation called CEMA Chile?
453 00:44:05 The Mothers of Chile Center,it's right there.
454 00:44:08 ESTATE SUMMARY
455 00:44:09 You derived money as theCommander in Chief of the Army,
456 00:44:12 from the payment of commissions
457 00:44:14 for the sale of weapons andsupplies to CEMA Chile, right?
458 00:44:17 Mama?
459 00:44:20 There are no accounting documents.
460 00:44:22 But this says the head of CEMA wasthe president's wife, which means you.
461 00:44:26 There were also reserved funds transferredfrom the attaché offices and embassies
462 00:44:30 from the Military Chiefs to CEMA Chile.
463 00:44:33 It's so good that they appeared,those papers, no?
464 00:44:37 I don't understand.
465 00:44:39 Are we discussingyour inheritance here, Mama?
466 00:44:41 -I'm not dead yet, darling.-No, but you're almost there.
467 00:44:44 It's just layers, and layersupon layers of lies, Mama.
468 00:44:47 Well, those layers and layers of liesare making you a millionaire now.
469 00:44:50 Well, we need to fix this,if he's going to die.
470 00:44:54 Well, I don't know whatyou're squabbling about, to be honest.
471 00:44:57 Everything that comes up, I'm pass…passing on to you immediately,
472 00:45:01 like the house in the snow.
473 00:45:02 -What house?-In La Parva?
474 00:45:04 No, Aspen.
475 00:45:06 United States?
476 00:45:08 No, no.It's a refuge Papa transferred to me,
477 00:45:11 because you've never beeninterested in skiing.
478 00:45:13 I'd like to learn to ski.
479 00:45:15 And Papa wants to give us equal parts.
480 00:45:17 Well, but this he gave to me,just me and no one else but me.
481 00:45:20 I'm outraged by this injustice.
482 00:45:32 I've been studying your judicial case,
483 00:45:34 and after examining those filthy slanders,
484 00:45:37 can you imagine, it says that you ordered
485 00:45:39 the murder and disappearanceof thousands of Chileans.
486 00:45:42 -Oh?-Yes.
487 00:45:43 There is also evidenceagainst you regarding secret documents
488 00:45:46 and ill-gotten wealth.
489 00:45:48 That is why I've come to the conclusion
490 00:45:50 that you have other assetsheld in other countries.
491 00:45:52 Yes, yes. That's why I had to die.
492 00:45:55 She wanted to get hold of them.
493 00:45:57 Sure. But you didn't diewhen they said you died, did you?
494 00:46:00 In fact, I look at you now,and paradoxically,
495 00:46:02 you are breathing fiercely,like a bull in spring.
496 00:46:05 -Ah, yes?-Yes.
497 00:46:07 What a thing.
498 00:46:09 And could you explain in detail
499 00:46:10 the finance companieswhere those secret accounts are?
500 00:46:13 Of course! I had to take the money out
501 00:46:15 because my childrendon't know how to work,
502 00:46:17 and I didn't want them to starve to death.
503 00:46:19 Right…
504 00:46:20 -I don't want you to think I'm a thief.-No, no, no, no.
505 00:46:22 Thieves steal what belongs to others.
506 00:46:25 -You use your power to enrich yourself.-That's it.
507 00:46:27 That of course is the only way to do it.
508 00:46:29 I was a reserved general.
509 00:46:32 An intellectual.
510 00:46:33 Until a person came that convinced me
511 00:46:35 that I had to make a military coupto get rid of the government
512 00:46:38 of that Marxist-Leninist Allende.
513 00:46:41 And then, I was surroundedby gentlemen so elegant with cologne.
514 00:46:46 Until someone came,very elegant as well,
515 00:46:49 and offered me money.
516 00:46:52 I didn't know what to do.
517 00:46:54 He says, "What's more, don't worry."
518 00:46:55 "I'll even open an accountfor you in a Caribbean bank."
519 00:46:58 "Okay," I said. I accepted.
520 00:46:59 And a little bit laterhe asked for a favor.
521 00:47:02 He wanted to buy companiesowned by the state at a cheap price.
522 00:47:06 I thought about it and realized that whatthis man was doing was blackmailing me.
523 00:47:11 And then they camein droves to talk to me.
524 00:47:15 And they offered me the moonand then even more… Rich. I got it all.
525 00:47:19 So much so that Lucía put a… a chandelier.
526 00:47:22 Just hanging from the ceilingin the bathroom.
527 00:47:25 Aside from all that,I became a star all around the world
528 00:47:28 because I had defeated communism.
529 00:47:30 It's such a scandal
530 00:47:32 that you were the victimof a manipulation so utterly horrible,
531 00:47:35 and that unknowingly,you were involved in influence peddling.
532 00:47:40 Accidentally receiving secret paymentsfrom soulless businessmen.
533 00:47:43 Yes, that's true, that's true, I havebeyond all doubt been a victim here.
534 00:47:47 However, I can't quite believe it.
535 00:47:49 Because you are a captain general,
536 00:47:51 you are a hero that should be moreintelligent than those simple businessmen.
537 00:47:55 Right.
538 00:47:57 And you never thoughtto donate your fortune
539 00:47:59 to the charities of the Catholic faith?
540 00:48:01 If I did that,my children would murder me.
541 00:48:05 But isn't that what you desire?To be killed?
542 00:48:08 Well, yes,it's just that, right now…
543 00:48:12 Uh… I've decided, well…
544 00:48:15 it would be good to live another life.
545 00:48:18 Well, if that's your desire,and you want to repeat the horror,
546 00:48:23 then let's recover that fortunethat was lost in those papers.
547 00:48:25 You make a good point.
548 00:48:29 I want you to knowthat my questions are personal
549 00:48:31 because they are needed for my work.
550 00:48:33 But I am also a curious person,and I like to undress with my voice.
551 00:48:38 That is fine. Magnificent.
552 00:48:40 What are you planning to destroywhen you start again?
553 00:48:43 Well, the International Courtin The Hague.
554 00:48:47 And… I don't know.
555 00:48:50 It's not important.
556 00:48:51 I haven't decided yet because,I tell you, I want to live.
557 00:48:56 There's nothing moregruesome than watching a man fall in love.
558 00:49:00 I hope you have been inspiredby my presence.
559 00:49:02 Yes.
560 00:49:03 It's worse thanseeing a body without a heart.
561 00:49:06 Men of sin have told me that my body
562 00:49:08 has something that invitesa second opportunity.
563 00:49:10 -What is that?-No idea.
564 00:49:13 Maybe I smell like paradise flowers.
565 00:49:16 It could also bea new hormone that changes…
566 00:49:19 the acidic smell of my body.
567 00:49:22 Oh, I'm not…
568 00:49:25 Not quite able… able to smell you.
569 00:49:35 Mmm.
570 00:49:36 Mm-hm.
571 00:49:53 Papa isn't coming down to eat?
572 00:52:07 Will you come in?
573 00:52:09 Of course I'll come in.
574 00:53:34 This is old blood.
575 00:53:36 Old hearts from old bodies.
576 00:53:41 They can't give lifethe way that fresh blood can.
577 00:53:49 Our Father who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name.
578 00:53:52 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,on Earth as it is in heaven.
579 00:53:55 Give us this day our daily bread,
580 00:53:57 and forgive us our trespasses, as weforgive those that trespass against us.
581 00:54:23 Our Father, who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name.
582 00:54:25 Thy kingdom come, thy will be doneon Earth as it is in heaven.
583 00:54:29 Give us this day our daily bread,and forgive us our trespasses,
584 00:54:32 as we forgive thosewho trespass against us.
585 00:54:35 And lead us notinto temptation, but deliver us from evil.
586 00:54:38 For thine is the kingdom, the powerand the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
587 00:54:42 Our Father, who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name.
588 00:54:44 Thy kingdom come, thy will be doneon Earth as it is in heaven.
589 00:54:47 Give us this day our daily bread,and forgive us our trespasses,
590 00:54:50 as we forgive thosewho trespass against us.
591 00:54:53 And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil.
592 00:54:56 For thine is the kingdom,the power and the glory,
593 00:54:58 for ever and ever. Amen. Hail Mary…
594 00:55:08 Don't go out to hunt, my general.
595 00:55:20 Why not?
596 00:55:22 I don't want to waste any time.
597 00:55:24 I'm trying to help you die.
598 00:55:27 You think I am pleased with your service?
599 00:55:29 -Killing Reds? Anyone can do that.-No, not anyone.
600 00:55:34 I taught all of my soldiersto kill for pleasure.
601 00:55:38 And burning women's breastswith electricity?
602 00:55:41 Was that pleasure?
603 00:55:43 With love, even.
604 00:55:45 Pleasure.
605 00:55:49 And when I finally bit you,you dropped your trousers.
606 00:55:52 Why was that?
607 00:55:54 Don't go out to hunt, my general.
608 00:55:56 That woman, the accountant is a nun.
609 00:55:59 That woman wantsto the get the devil out of me.
610 00:56:02 But you know,
611 00:56:04 I have nothing inside.
612 00:56:07 And neither do I.
613 00:56:10 We are bothcreatures of the night.
614 00:56:13 And the night is madejust for thieves like you, sir.
615 00:56:17 I liked killing.
616 00:56:19 And you always liked to steal.
617 00:56:21 No, I liked killing as well.
618 00:56:24 But I can't livelike a country peasant, Fyodor.
619 00:56:28 No, I need to be standing in a rock,in something made of cement.
620 00:56:31 Something solid.
621 00:56:33 I need people to help me.I need servants like you.
622 00:56:36 It bothers me washing dirty sheets.
623 00:56:40 What do you mean, dirty sheets?
624 00:56:43 The ones left by Lucía and you.
625 00:56:48 But I've never touched her.
626 00:56:51 Not yet?
627 00:56:53 No.
628 00:56:54 Fine, touch her now. Touch her.
629 00:56:56 But above all,don't do those howls of pleasure.
630 00:57:01 No, that is so feminine.
631 00:57:04 I'll give you my wife.
632 00:57:06 You can keep her.
633 00:57:08 You can do whatever you want with her.
634 00:57:10 But the money, it's mine.
635 00:58:25 May I take your photo?
636 00:58:37 You and your brothers and sisters werein prison in 2007 for embezzlement--
637 00:58:41 We were political prisoners.
638 00:58:43 Of course, but you werealso accused of hitting--
639 00:58:46 How do you intend to do this exorcism?
640 00:58:50 With God's love.
641 00:58:51 But what if you don't get the demon out?
642 00:58:53 That depends on the willof the Holy Spirit.
643 00:58:55 Enough with that.
644 00:58:56 If you don't manage to get the devil outof my papa, what will you do with him?
645 00:58:59 I can kill him with a plastic bag,you know.
646 00:59:01 -What do you mean?-I put a bag on his head, he's gone.
647 00:59:04 -I cut---The genitals?
648 00:59:06 -Not necessary.-Cut it all.
649 00:59:08 Did you know that there weresecret documents,
650 00:59:11 vouchers and various bearer bonds?
651 00:59:13 -Yes?-Yes.
652 00:59:15 And why didn't you comelooking for them before,
653 00:59:17 during all these years in whichyour father has been the living dead?
654 00:59:21 Because as you said, those leftist judgeshave continued to investigate us.
655 00:59:25 So it wasn't wise to golooking for unreported money.
656 00:59:28 In any case, my mama figured outhow to continue receiving donations.
657 00:59:33 And some of that charitygot through to us.
658 00:59:50 It's a great mistaketo feed on the heart of an older woman.
659 00:59:54 This blood is cold and thick.
660 00:59:59 The count has not beenout hunting in years.
661 01:00:02 He's lost the knack.
662 01:00:09 After the attack on theTwin Towers in the year 2001,
663 01:00:12 the senate of the United Statesrequired several financial entities
664 01:00:15 to lift banking privacyso they could investigate
665 01:00:18 how the finances of terrorism worked.
666 01:00:20 Fucking gringos.
667 01:00:22 Accidentally,they looked into your family,
668 01:00:24 and the accountswith all those fake names.
669 01:00:26 Then they put Osama Bin Laden'spicture next to your father's.
670 01:00:31 How many accounts were there?
671 01:00:33 A hundred and twenty-fivein the United States, maybe.
672 01:00:35 Maybe?
673 01:00:36 Those are the accounts the judge saw,but he didn't investigate very well.
674 01:00:39 He didn't see what was in Germany,the Bahamas, or Gibraltar, for example.
675 01:00:44 Your father used,among others, the criminal alias
676 01:00:46 "Daniel López" to hidehis many illegal acts.
677 01:00:49 Are you aware of whyhe chose such a normal name?
678 01:00:51 It isn't a criminal alias, you know.It isn't!
679 01:00:53 Well, it's not exactly an artistic name.It's a nom de guerre.
680 01:00:56 But for a war against the law
681 01:00:58 that protects the Republicfrom financial crimes.
682 01:01:00 He used it only to make, um…
683 01:01:02 So he could have… So he could havethe income that matched the fortunes
684 01:01:06 of the hundreds of businessmenthat he helped become millionaires.
685 01:01:09 Then it was an illegal and ordinary name
686 01:01:11 that was created for a goalthat was absolutely noble.
687 01:01:13 Well, it may be illegal…
688 01:01:15 according to the lawsof this ungrateful country,
689 01:01:18 but it was in fact a wholly blessed actin the face of divine justice.
690 01:01:36 The thing is that Papawas a martial arts expert.
691 01:01:39 And he could stop his breathfor ten minutes.
692 01:01:42 -At least.-At least?
693 01:01:43 -His pulse as well.-Ah.
694 01:01:45 So when it was Mama's birthday celebrationand he had that failure,
695 01:01:50 the doctors came immediately,took his vitals and declared him dead.
696 01:01:55 He could probably dothe same thing once more.
697 01:01:58 No. No, because nowhe wants to die for real.
698 01:02:11 Maybe that was the name ofa distant relative, I'm just guessing.
699 01:02:14 Or instead, in the 1980s,
700 01:02:16 the captain general first killed,and then burned,
701 01:02:19 and then threw into the seafrom a helicopter
702 01:02:21 the charred body of Daniel López.
703 01:02:23 Papa isn't capable of killing anyone!
704 01:02:25 No, of course.His subordinates were the ones
705 01:02:27 that committedthose heinous acts of violence.
706 01:02:30 But I am talking aboutyour papa's strange sense of humor.
707 01:02:33 Because maybe the captain general
708 01:02:35 could have used the name of one of thosedisappeared detainees to… To swindle.
709 01:02:39 To make a bitter joke that onlythe true killers of this Daniel López
710 01:02:42 could possibly understand.
711 01:02:44 But that is impossible because my papahas no sense of humor. He doesn't have it.
712 01:03:03 -I love him.-Yes, yes.
713 01:03:07 So you believe in God?
714 01:03:09 Yes. Yes, of course.
715 01:03:11 I went toa very traditional Catholic school.
716 01:03:13 When Franco diedthree nuns committed suicide.
717 01:03:16 Why does God almightyallow the devil to live
718 01:03:18 when he could have killed him already, no?
719 01:03:20 It's a sublime mystery,but we resign ourselves to the Lord,
720 01:03:23 and we say that with love we don't mindliving in ignorance of his motivations,
721 01:03:26 because one day we will live inthe bristling bosom of his love.
722 01:03:29 -Is that clear?-Yes, it's clear.
723 01:03:32 But what happensif I have the devil in my soul?
724 01:03:34 Because I like whiskey, men,cars and expensive things.
725 01:03:38 -Is that the devil?-That is definitely a call from Satan.
726 01:03:41 And what's God giving?
727 01:03:43 Pure sanctified love.
728 01:03:45 My desire is to one daylook my holy Lord in the eye…
729 01:03:49 What a load of shit.
730 01:03:51 I'm sure that God sends us intothe world to see if we are with the devil.
731 01:03:55 I was tempted, and did it all,lust was always a big thing for me.
732 01:03:59 I'm dirty.
733 01:04:01 Very dirty.
734 01:04:04 -Hm.-Sorry.
735 01:04:06 No. Don't worry.I agree with what you say.
736 01:04:09 In fact, I came to this worldto meet the devil.
737 01:04:12 That we can live together.
738 01:04:14 Give him love.
739 01:04:15 To be tempted.
740 01:04:16 To be caressed.
741 01:04:18 To caress him as well.
742 01:04:20 To humiliate.
743 01:04:22 Make the devil see God's way.
744 01:04:25 Nothing is more nutritiousthan the heart of a young woman.
745 01:04:29 It contains certain hormones,a certain chemical
746 01:04:31 that fires upthe blood of the eternal man.
747 01:04:35 This latest victim is certainly not that.
748 01:04:38 But the count is behaving erratically.
749 01:04:42 You do know thatyour sister told me it all?
750 01:04:45 It all?
751 01:04:46 Your sister called me to come
752 01:04:47 and save the heartand seething soul of your father.
753 01:04:51 An overburdened soul.
754 01:04:53 That is exactly what we've beenbegging for such a long time.
755 01:04:57 All generals that conquerhave the absolute right to ransack,
756 01:05:01 and to keep a fortune!
757 01:05:02 Absolutely.
758 01:05:04 And it's very sad to see that his heirs,like you,
759 01:05:07 cannot share the honor of his glory.
760 01:05:20 The undefeated Chilean army allowedyour father to use it to launder money.
761 01:05:25 If you think of it that way, maybe.
762 01:05:27 But look, many years ago
763 01:05:29 I managed to purchase a steel companyfrom the army.
764 01:05:32 And it was cheap. Extremely cheap.
765 01:05:34 Because it was bankrupt.
766 01:05:35 And a few years after that,
767 01:05:37 I sold that company back to the same army,
768 01:05:40 but now for three million dollars.That makes like…
769 01:05:43 How much is that?
770 01:05:44 1,000% profit?
771 01:05:45 I don't know the exact numberbecause I was never good at mathematics.
772 01:05:48 And did youget it out of bankruptcy?
773 01:05:51 No, no, no. It was bankrupt.I did nothing.
774 01:05:54 So the Chilean army, they went andbought a totally bankrupt steel company
775 01:05:57 using your father's checks.
776 01:06:00 That's right.
777 01:06:01 And, then,you deposited those three checks
778 01:06:03 that added up to three million dollars
779 01:06:06 in secret bank accountsin Washington using pseudonyms.
780 01:06:10 Simple.
781 01:06:11 -Simple.-But nobody ever knew.
782 01:06:14 So when people came forward,I wasn't investigated.
783 01:06:16 We continued to live as normal.
784 01:06:19 -Free and happy.-Excuse me, sir.
785 01:06:21 You are free because your fatherthreatened to stage a new coup
786 01:06:24 if you were investigated.
787 01:06:26 Yes, but every Christian Democratfrom that time was in agreement.
788 01:06:29 And if it worked, it worked.
789 01:06:31 Three million dollars in personal checks.
790 01:06:34 -Three million dollars.-Sounds a lot.
791 01:06:37 But put into perspective,it's insignificant.
792 01:06:39 Compare it to Fulgencio Batistaor Ferdinand Marcos. Huh?
793 01:06:43 After those guys our fortune's,well, laughable.
794 01:06:46 Now they were corrupt.And murderers as well.
795 01:06:49 Your simple-mindedness is fascinating.
796 01:06:52 "My father stole lessthan these other robbers."
797 01:06:54 It's only a villainthat can say those words.
798 01:06:56 An empty being that doesn'tbelieve in the human experience.
799 01:06:59 Why, thank you.
800 01:07:04 Are there any more hiddendocuments in this house?
801 01:07:06 No.
802 01:07:08 So how did these documents get here?
803 01:07:10 -Do you remember that?-They were brought here.
804 01:07:13 Apparently by helicopter,but not while I was here.
805 01:07:16 And so you hid them in the cellar,didn't you?
806 01:07:18 Possibly.
807 01:07:25 Drinking blood, for God's sake,to be able to survive.
808 01:07:29 -It must be a horrible sacrifice.-It must be so…
809 01:07:32 Besides, can you imagine the humiliationof having to hide all that money
810 01:07:35 to live a life that never ends?
811 01:07:37 But where is that money?
812 01:07:38 I'm finding everything out.But tell me.
813 01:07:41 -Are there accounts in Panama?-Yes.
814 01:07:43 -Yes.-Six.
815 01:07:47 Seven.
816 01:07:48 And right now you can move moneybetween these accounts?
817 01:07:53 It's not possible.
818 01:07:56 We bought old books,collector's items.
819 01:07:59 My father liked that sort of thing.Strange.
820 01:08:01 -You knew that?-No, I didn't know.
821 01:08:06 My Papa stored a mountain of junk.
822 01:08:10 He had Napoleon's hat,
823 01:08:12 a sword from O'Higgins,
824 01:08:14 and a dress from, uh…
825 01:08:16 …some queen they had in France.
826 01:08:34 Last question.
827 01:08:35 So Fyodor, the butler…
828 01:08:37 He also eats blood.
829 01:08:38 A white Russian.
830 01:08:41 He killed many Bolsheviks. Many.
831 01:08:43 Of course, the Bolsheviks of this country.
832 01:08:46 As revenge for the RussianRevolution that exiled his family.
833 01:08:50 Here, he was a master of torture.
834 01:08:52 And my father bit him in the legto thank him for his services
835 01:08:55 and give him eternal life.
836 01:08:57 But you may already know that…
837 01:09:00 that butler is a brute.
838 01:09:02 He has only one testicle, like Hitler.
839 01:09:04 He can't eat normal food.
840 01:09:05 If there's no meat, it's human excrement.
841 01:09:08 He also eats animal excrement.
842 01:09:10 That's why he licksthe anus of shepherd dogs.
843 01:09:13 You haven't seen him?
844 01:09:15 No.
845 01:09:17 Not yet.
846 01:09:20 You were accused of killingover 300 political prisoners.
847 01:09:23 -Are you proud?-I declare that I'm absolutely innocent.
848 01:09:27 You are sentenced to 865 years in prison.
849 01:09:31 I don't understand how you are here.
850 01:09:33 Or if there is another person withyour same name and your same appearance
851 01:09:36 that is in prison right nowfulfilling your sentence.
852 01:09:39 I've only ever been myself.
853 01:09:45 The Chilean army, it taught metorture was of the utmost importance.
854 01:09:50 I simply stuck to followingthe instructions that were given to me.
855 01:09:53 When I was first trained as a soldierby teachers paid by the state of Chile.
856 01:10:03 -I know what you are feeling.
857 01:10:06 What?
858 01:10:08 When torturing someone,it's more efficient,
859 01:10:10 the promise of it all,than the torture itself.
860 01:10:13 The waiting causes more pain,as the imagination is able to run wild.
861 01:10:19 What'll you do to me?
862 01:10:21 Put something cold inside of you.
863 01:11:29 Every year, the Countvisits his old presidential palace
864 01:11:33 to see if they'vefinally given him a bust.
865 01:11:44 Not yet.
866 01:11:46 It's so petty of them.
867 01:11:55 History is never fair.
868 01:13:43 He won't bite me.
869 01:13:47 He will not bite me.
870 01:13:53 It was him that went outhunting for hearts that night.
871 01:13:56 -It was me.-No.
872 01:13:57 I went out hunting for hearts that night.
873 01:14:00 He did it.
874 01:14:01 Dressed as the captain general.
875 01:14:03 It was me. I put his uniform on. Me.
876 01:14:07 The butler did it.
877 01:14:09 He dressed as his general.
878 01:14:11 Fulfilled his delusions of absolute power.
879 01:14:14 He impersonated the kingin order to have him killed.
880 01:14:21 He betrayedthe love of his life.
881 01:14:24 I did it to terrorize your children.So they'd come here.
882 01:14:28 -Why's that?-To kill him.
883 01:14:31 My general wants to die but can't.
884 01:14:34 Why not?
885 01:14:38 Because there is someonethat doesn't want him to die.
886 01:14:42 Who?
887 01:14:43 I don't know…
888 01:14:45 who.
889 01:14:48 What's really happening is thatyou want my children to kill him
890 01:14:51 as you are incapable.
891 01:14:52 I can't kill the general.It was he who bit me.
892 01:14:55 You want to keep his fortuneand steal his woman.
893 01:14:58 Who is his woman?
894 01:15:00 Me.
895 01:15:01 I am.
896 01:15:03 Not now.
897 01:15:04 I've seen him very much in lovewith a French accountant.
898 01:15:09 My general likes fine horses.
899 01:15:14 With your permission…
900 01:16:24 -Yeah.
901 01:16:44 I command you,Satan, prince of this world,
902 01:16:47 to recognize the powerand strength of Jesus Christ,
903 01:16:50 who vanquished you in the desert,
904 01:16:52 vanquished you in the garden,stripped you on the cross,
905 01:16:56 and rising up from the tomb, transferredyour bounty to the kingdom of light.
906 01:17:10 You shall leave now,Satan, trickster of the human race.
907 01:17:14 Leave this creature of God.
908 01:17:15 This I have spokenwith a seal of worship.
909 01:17:18 Lead this man out of hell,and let God anoint him into a…
910 01:17:22 -A temple of sanctuary.
911 01:18:13 FINAL REPORTPINOCHET FAMILY
912 01:19:19 Do it.
913 01:19:27 Mm.
914 01:23:28 It's timefor me to head south once again.
915 01:23:34 Because it's not the first warI've fought in this hemisphere.
916 01:23:39 This time I have tobecause our dear count has crossed a line.
917 01:23:44 Call me a conservative,
918 01:23:46 but this puerile intimacyshall not be allowed.
919 01:23:51 I thought I was going to be ableto tell this story from my chambers.
920 01:23:56 But now there is no alternative.
921 01:24:01 With these documentsand this money,
922 01:24:03 the Church could blackmailthe Chilean army, the state of Chile,
923 01:24:07 and also the businessmenwho nobly donated their money,
924 01:24:10 jewelry and cash to help Mother Lucía.
925 01:24:13 But Carmen is a child.
926 01:24:16 A little bitch.
927 01:24:17 She has a perfect mind.
928 01:24:20 Beautiful and criminal.
929 01:24:23 She's even better than I am.
930 01:24:25 She came to steal.
931 01:24:27 Bitch.
932 01:24:29 -Whore.-I told her everything.
933 01:24:32 -She's gonna steal it.-No.
934 01:24:34 -She'll steal it all.-That is not what he is saying.
935 01:24:37 -I think she's gonna blackmail us.-No, you idiot.
936 01:24:39 She's going to steal,humiliate us, and blackmail the others.
937 01:24:43 -And that was the only copy?-We have to check her room.
938 01:24:46 The money. Where's the money?
939 01:24:48 Did someone get in her suitcase?
940 01:24:50 Mm. She will kill him.
941 01:24:52 -The nun will kill him?-And then they're going to blame me.
942 01:24:55 She brought stakes and silver hammers.
943 01:24:57 -And holy water and some bits of rope.-She what?
944 01:24:59 She brought stakes and silver hammers!
945 01:25:01 -Are you deaf?-She won't kill me.
946 01:25:03 She won't kill me.
947 01:25:05 I already went down once,I won't go down again.
948 01:25:08 -And Mama? Where is she?-She's fine, with Fyodor.
949 01:25:11 She won't kill me either.I won't let a little girl kill me.
950 01:25:17 You have to kill her.
951 01:25:18 I can't. My general would kill me first.
952 01:25:21 You're more loyalto the general than to me?
953 01:25:23 Let me bite you.
954 01:25:25 -No.-Now, let me bite you right now.
955 01:25:27 I am the royal queen.
956 01:25:30 Stop fooling around.
957 01:25:32 I am a foreigner to this century.
958 01:25:35 And to you I am life eternal.
959 01:25:41 If you're gonna bite me,I want you to kill the general first.
960 01:25:50 With your permission.
961 01:25:55 I want you to win a war for--
962 01:25:59 Ooh! Get…
963 01:26:30 Margaret?
964 01:26:34 Who's the lucky lady?
965 01:26:37 Um. Don't know. I have no idea.
966 01:26:41 I just met her. I only met her today.
967 01:26:43 Get dressed.
968 01:26:47 A pleasure to see you.I thought you were dead,
969 01:26:51 but, like me,there are still other ancient people.
970 01:26:53 Why did you bite her?
971 01:26:58 Well, becauseshe's the flavor of the hour.
972 01:27:02 I am your love, Count.
973 01:27:04 Your oldest love.
974 01:27:06 Many years ago,I was an English seasonal worker
975 01:27:09 in the vineyards of southern France.
976 01:27:13 It was a hard life,but I didn't starve to death.
977 01:27:19 Sometimesthe sailors landing at Marseilles,
978 01:27:22 would venture into the fieldsto let off steam
979 01:27:25 with the peasant girls they'd findamong the onions or the grapes.
980 01:27:29 They were ferocious men.
981 01:27:35 He raped me, of course.
982 01:27:38 But oddly, he was most interested
983 01:27:41 in my neck.
984 01:27:42 As he committed his crime,he told me his name over and over again.
985 01:27:47 -Strigoi.
986 01:27:49 Strigoi.
987 01:27:51 He said he was a trafficker of slaves.
988 01:27:53 -That I would be his slave forever.
989 01:27:57 A few months later, I realized Strigoihad turned me into a vampire.
990 01:28:04 And had left me with child.
991 01:28:09 Luckily, Strigoi returnedto the vineyard whenever he could.
992 01:28:13 I had to see him againto thank him for what he'd done for me.
993 01:28:25 From that romantic liaison,a beautiful child was born.
994 01:28:30 Whom I could not take care of.
995 01:28:33 On February 25, 1766,you emerged from my belly.
996 01:28:40 In the basket, I left you
997 01:28:43 a note with your name.
998 01:28:49 I, Margaret Roberts,the fallen peasant girl, lived many lives.
999 01:28:55 I crossed the Channel to Great Britain.
1000 01:28:58 And in 1951,married Denis Thatcher, taking his name.
1001 01:29:03 They called me the Iron Lady.
1002 01:29:06 The unrelenting Margaret Thatcher.
1003 01:29:10 You never knew who your mother was.
1004 01:29:14 And I never heard word of you,
1005 01:29:16 though I searched for two centuries.
1006 01:29:21 In the Falklands War,
1007 01:29:23 you decided to help us,not knowing that I,
1008 01:29:26 your mother, was the prime minister.
1009 01:29:30 Years later, that horrid Spanish judge
1010 01:29:32 took out an international warrantagainst you
1011 01:29:35 for some human rights business,and you were arrested in London.
1012 01:29:40 And when I visited you in Virginia Waters
1013 01:29:42 to thank youfor what you'd done for England,
1014 01:29:45 I recognized you, but I didn't say a word.
1015 01:29:53 The message is simple.The general must be freed.
1016 01:29:56 He was a staunch friend of Britain.
1017 01:29:59 A dear ally who supported usthroughout the Falklands War.
1018 01:30:02 He supplied valuable military intelligenceagainst the Argentine enemy.
1019 01:30:06 Pinochet should be tried in Chile,not in England.
1020 01:30:11 You are the son
1021 01:30:14 of the vampire Strigoi.
1022 01:30:17 And I am the love of your life.
1023 01:30:20 And now we shall begin our life together.
1024 01:30:23 But first, you must eliminate her.
1025 01:30:34 No.
1026 01:30:38 I allowed this trollop from the Churchto bring back your lust for life.
1027 01:30:42 It was effective and very moving,
1028 01:30:46 but now she must die,and you are going to kill her.
1029 01:30:50 Don't worry. No one understandsthe love between a mother and son.
1030 01:30:59 Lucía.
1031 01:31:01 You motherfucking old bitch.
1032 01:31:04 I always knew youwanted to steal my husband.
1033 01:31:07 Don't speak to me like that,indigenous woman.
1034 01:31:09 And I don't want to steal him. He's mine.
1035 01:31:14 What? You bit her?
1036 01:31:16 You've only just met this little thief,and you've bitten her already!
1037 01:31:20 Oh, don't be an old nag!
1038 01:31:22 You reek of Fyodor.I can smell him from over here.
1039 01:31:25 Traitor.
1040 01:31:26 Then Mamawill never die either.
1041 01:31:28 And now Carmencita.
1042 01:31:30 We're screwed. We're left with nothing.
1043 01:31:32 What?
1044 01:31:33 If Papa doesn't die,we won't get anything.
1045 01:31:36 And if they kill each other?
1046 01:31:38 -Why would they kill each other?-For the money?
1047 01:31:40 No, 'cause they love and hate each other.They're not of our species.
1048 01:31:43 A superior species.
1049 01:31:44 -We'll just have to kill them.
1050 01:31:46 You'll kill four vampires?
1051 01:31:49 I'm not gonna kill Mama.
1052 01:32:40 South America.
1053 01:33:26 The count's secret boudoiris a place of pure nostalgia.
1054 01:33:31 A ridiculousreconstruction of royal life in France,
1055 01:33:34 before the revolutionary terror.
1056 01:33:38 It's his time machine.
1057 01:33:47 And now Carmen is his queen, dressed as
1058 01:33:49 -Marie Antoinette.-Marie Antoinette.
1059 01:33:51 She's yours now.
1060 01:33:55 Just like all men, my son is an idiotwho never could understand women.
1061 01:34:01 He loved manyand burned several
1062 01:34:03 but never had the wit to readsuch a glaringly obvious plan.
1063 01:34:14 You old horror!
1064 01:34:16 Penniless old man.
1065 01:34:18 You loveless old man!
1066 01:34:20 What a pain.
1067 01:34:21 You don't know about victory.
1068 01:34:23 It's true that beautyand intelligence never go together.
1069 01:34:28 The end of this ridiculous affair.
1070 01:35:56 She sacrificed her lifeto do the bidding of the Holy Spirit.
1071 01:36:00 A perfect religious fanatic.
1072 01:36:03 Our Church needs to be reborn.
1073 01:36:05 Just like our Lord Jesus Christ.
1074 01:36:08 Amen, Monsignor.
1075 01:36:09 Once you are finished with the report,you will have to defeat Satan.
1076 01:36:15 And kill the vampire.
1077 01:36:17 And if you find any documentsigned to the bearer,
1078 01:36:21 that may be of use to the Church,
1079 01:36:24 take it.
1080 01:36:25 Banks, account numbers, companies,documents signed by important people,
1081 01:36:29 Ministers, businessmen, whatever.
1082 01:36:32 Let them talk.
1083 01:38:24 Right.
1084 01:39:14 Well, shall we?
1085 01:39:17 Papa?
1086 01:39:19 Papa!
1087 01:39:21 What a pain.
1088 01:39:25 Let's go.
1089 01:39:27 Papa?
1090 01:39:31 Papa?
1091 01:39:39 The pack of philistineswho came to plunder this place
1092 01:39:43 never knew that the true treasureof this house
1093 01:39:46 was always the books that my soncollected throughout his long life.
1094 01:39:51 Napoleon's letters to his brother.
1095 01:39:53 Darwin's diaries.
1096 01:39:54 The first copyof Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf.
1097 01:39:58 Chile's Declaration of Independence.
1098 01:40:01 And several other gems thatwe will auction for millions of pounds.
1099 01:40:31 This iswhat the count achieved.
1100 01:40:34 Beyond the killing, his life's workwas to turn us into heroes of greed.
1101 01:40:50 ARK
1102 01:42:20 It's well-known that vampires'hearts are the most delicious by far.
1103 01:42:25 They are also the most efficientfor renewing our bodies.
1104 01:42:32 It's hard to explain, but every fiberof heart that descends through our chests
1105 01:42:37 makes us younger.
1106 01:42:57 My son preferred to remainin this country of rubble.
1107 01:43:01 -I didn't have much choice.
1108 01:43:03 Children todaydo as they please.
1109 01:43:06 He says thatthe most dangerous leftists of all
1110 01:43:09 are right here.
1111 01:43:11 We shall see.
1112 01:43:13 Perhaps I shall find it interesting,
1113 01:43:16 being rich in a country of the poor.
1114 01:43:23 If you want anything said, ask a man.
1115 01:43:26 If you want anything done, ask a woman.
1116 01:43:34 THE END
