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1 00:01:13 All aboard, girls!
2 00:01:16 Bye!
3 00:01:55 Welcome home, honey! Hi, Daddy!
4 00:01:57 Hi, Mom!
5 00:01:58 - Mom!- Hi!
6 00:02:00 Hi!
7 00:02:04 Wait. Did you get taller?
8 00:02:05 - Yes, I did.- Wow.
9 00:02:07 So good. Okay. Oh, here it is.
10 00:02:09 - Let's get your trunk. Yes.
11 00:02:10 I double-parked the carand they're already mad at me.
12 00:02:13 - What car?- Oh, we bought a car.
13 00:02:15 - We bought got a car?- Yeah!
14 00:02:16 - What for?- I'll explain later.
15 00:02:18 It's that big blue oneright over there.
16 00:02:19 - In the middle of the road.
17 00:02:21 Hey, lady, youkidding me? Sorry!
18 00:02:22 - Sorry, we're going. One second.- There's my girl!
19 00:02:24 Grandma!
20 00:02:25 - Ah!
21 00:02:27 - Oh, God, I missed you!- Me, too!
22 00:02:30 Lady, you can't stop in themiddle of the street. Let's go!
23 00:02:31 - I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds.- Come on, lady.
24 00:02:33 Welcome home gift.
25 00:02:34 - Oh, you made this?- From scratch.
26 00:02:36 - Aw!- It's cashmere.
27 00:02:37 I did everything
28 00:02:38 - but shave the goat.
29 00:02:39 - Margaret! Can you just...- Let's go, ladies.
30 00:02:41 I'm so sorry. Yeah,get the bottom there.
31 00:02:43 - Okay. You got it.- Here we go. Okay.
32 00:02:45 - Right on, girls.- All right, here we go.
33 00:02:47 - Oh, God.- Heavy.
34 00:02:49 Watch out for the...
35 00:02:50 - Watch out for the bike.- Oh, God.
36 00:02:53 Here we go.
37 00:02:55 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.I would've done it.
38 00:02:57 Oh, hi!
39 00:02:58 I would've done it.Please, please.
40 00:03:00 - Oh, my God. Amazing.- We got it.
41 00:03:02 - Dad!- Hello! Oh, my goodness!
42 00:03:05 - I'm so glad to see you.- Me, too!
43 00:03:07 Look at that! What happened?
44 00:03:08 - So, how was camp?- It was amazing.
45 00:03:10 - So, you were in a play?- Yep!
46 00:03:11 Oh, my God. That's incredible.
47 00:03:13 - What are those boxes for?- Don't worry about that.
48 00:03:15 I want to hear more about camp.
49 00:03:16 What else did you learn?
50 00:03:17 - What else did you do?- You're moving.
51 00:03:20 - What?- Really, Mom?
52 00:03:21 - Sylvia. You promised.- Oh, wow.
53 00:03:24 We're moving?
54 00:03:25 Look, it's... Look, we we're...
55 00:03:26 She saw the boxes.
56 00:03:28 - She was putting it together.- I don't think she was.
57 00:03:29 - We're moving?- Okay.
58 00:03:30 Just...
59 00:03:32 Look, we wanted you to settle in
60 00:03:34 before we sprung the news.
61 00:03:36 But, um, your dadgot his promotion.
62 00:03:38 Yeah. Isn't that great?And we found
63 00:03:40 - this great house.Oh, the best house.
64 00:03:41 - The best house.- Where?
65 00:03:43 Well, that's the thing.We got really lucky. And...
66 00:03:45 - New Jersey. Ah...
67 00:03:49 - New Jersey?- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
68 00:03:51 - I said I'd stay out of it.
69 00:03:53 We're leaving New York?
70 00:03:55 Barely leaving New York.
71 00:03:57 It's just on the other sideof the river.
72 00:03:59 But...
73 00:04:01 But we're happy here.We don't need to move.
74 00:04:03 No, we don't need to movebut we want to move. Right?
75 00:04:05 I don't.
76 00:04:07 I'll have to leaveall of my friends
77 00:04:10 and change schools
78 00:04:12 and I'll neversee Grandma anymore.
79 00:04:14 That is not true.
80 00:04:15 Look, you're going to keepall your friends here
81 00:04:17 and you're going to make morefriends. And listen to this.
82 00:04:21 I'm not going to work anymore.
83 00:04:23 Do you know what that means?
84 00:04:25 That means that I'm not goingto be gone all the time.
85 00:04:28 Running from class to class.
86 00:04:30 God. Do you know howbad I felt about that?
87 00:04:35 But you love teaching art.
88 00:04:38 Oh, yeah.Yeah, I do, I do, but...
89 00:04:42 But this is,this is our opportunity.
90 00:04:46 I'll be home now.
91 00:04:48 I can be home with youevery single day.
92 00:04:51 I'll get involvedat your school,
93 00:04:53 just likeall your friends' moms.
94 00:04:55 And we'll have family dinnersand I'll learn to cook.
95 00:05:00 I know it's a lot.
96 00:05:03 Can you just try to believe us?
97 00:05:08 Yeah.
98 00:05:11 Mmm.
99 00:05:13 I love you so much. Come here.
100 00:05:16 Come here. You, too.And you, Sylvia.
101 00:05:20 - Sylvia. Come on.- Come on, Mom. Come on.
102 00:05:22 Come on. You know you want to.
103 00:05:25 Faster.
104 00:05:26 Okay, okay,I'm coming, I'm coming.
105 00:05:28 There we go. Oh, my darling.
106 00:05:32 I'm nevergoing to see you again.
107 00:05:34 Oh, Jesus.
108 00:05:35 - Wow.- So dramatic all the time.
109 00:05:38 What are youtaking her over there
110 00:05:40 with the schmucks and the condos
111 00:05:41 on the other side of the Hudson?
112 00:05:42 But we're not going to bein a condo.
113 00:05:44 And those mafia diners,
114 00:05:45 where they shoot each other...
115 00:06:08 God...
116 00:06:22 God?
117 00:06:28 Are you there, God?
118 00:06:31 It's me... Margaret Simon.
119 00:06:38 Um...
120 00:06:42 I just wanted... Well...
121 00:06:46 First, I've, I've heard a lotof great things about you.
122 00:06:52 I don't want to move.
123 00:06:55 I've never lived anywherebut the city, and...
124 00:06:59 I... I don't want to do this.
125 00:07:01 Please, I'm begging you.
126 00:07:03 Just please, just stopthis move from happening.
127 00:07:10 Um, if...if you can't do that...
128 00:07:16 Just please don't letNew Jersey be too horrible.
129 00:07:52 - You're gonna have to hurry up, all right?- Okay, Dad!
130 00:08:17 Okay, you. You need some light.
131 00:08:22 Oh, God.
132 00:08:25 They smell bad?
133 00:08:27 Oh, they don'tsmell good, honey.
134 00:08:29 - You're going to be therevery soon. Believe me.
135 00:08:32 I'll get it.
136 00:08:36 I already knowyour name's Margaret
137 00:08:37 and you're in sixth grade.
138 00:08:39 The real estate agent sent out,
139 00:08:40 like, a tiny flyer about youto the whole neighborhood.
140 00:08:42 It was, like, this bigand it had your picture.
141 00:08:45 Oh, okay.
142 00:08:46 I'm Nancy.I'm in sixth grade, too.
143 00:08:48 Do you want tocome over to my house
144 00:08:50 and run underthe sprinklers with me?
145 00:08:51 Oh. I don't know.
146 00:08:54 You don't know?
147 00:08:55 Oh, no, no, no.I just mean I'll have to ask.
148 00:08:59 Um, just a second.
149 00:09:03 - Mom?- Yeah?
150 00:09:04 There's a girlfrom the neighborhood
151 00:09:05 who asked if I could gounder the sprinklers with her.
152 00:09:07 Oh, that's great. Yeah.
153 00:09:10 I need my bathing suit.
154 00:09:11 Good luck finding it in here.
155 00:09:13 That's all right.She can borrow one of mine.
156 00:09:16 Oh, hello.
157 00:09:18 Nancy Wheeler. I live in thebigger house up the street.
158 00:09:21 Come on, let's go.
159 00:09:28 Whose class are you inat Delano?
160 00:09:30 Um...
161 00:09:33 The letter said "Room 18."
162 00:09:35 I'm in room 18, too!
163 00:09:37 We were supposed to haveMiss Phipps,
164 00:09:38 but she ran offwith some guy to California,
165 00:09:41 so we're going to geta new teacher now.
166 00:09:42 Come on. Room's upstairs.
167 00:09:49 Voila.
168 00:09:52 My bathing suit's over here.
169 00:09:55 Um...
170 00:09:57 - Here. It's clean.- Thanks.
171 00:10:00 - Where should I change?- What's wrong with here?
172 00:10:04 Nothing. I don't mindif you don't mind.
173 00:10:07 Why would I mind?
174 00:10:23 You're still flat.
175 00:10:25 Um...
176 00:10:26 Well, I'm already growing. See?
177 00:10:30 I'm going to havea pretty big chest.
178 00:10:35 You know, coming from New York,
179 00:10:36 I thought you'd bea lot more grown up.
180 00:10:38 Have you ever kissed a boy?
181 00:10:41 You mean, like, really kiss?Like, on the lips?
182 00:10:43 Yeah. Have you?
183 00:10:46 Not exactly.
184 00:10:48 Neither have I,but I practice a lot.
185 00:10:51 You want to see?
186 00:11:13 What?
187 00:11:15 - Sorry.- You have to practice
188 00:11:16 or else you won'tbe a good kisser.
189 00:11:19 Ready to go?
190 00:11:22 Sure.
191 00:11:24 Follow the leader.
192 00:11:27 Yeah, watch me.
193 00:11:42 - I'm a supermodel.- Okay.
194 00:11:49 - Evan, you stupid idiot!- I'm sorry.
195 00:11:51 You're such a great model,by the way.
196 00:11:53 Who are they?
197 00:11:54 It's my dumb brother
198 00:11:55 - and his stupid friend.- Hey.
199 00:11:56 - Mom!- That was uncalled for.
200 00:11:58 Who are you?
201 00:12:00 Margaret. Um, we moved indown the street.
202 00:12:03 Oh, so you're the new people?
203 00:12:04 Ask your dad if he wants meto cut the lawn.
204 00:12:06 Five bucks, and I trim, too.
205 00:12:07 Evan! Get over here right now!
206 00:12:11 - I got to go.- Dude...
207 00:12:21 Got to get us more birdseed.
208 00:12:23 Yeah.
209 00:12:25 My name's Moose. Moose Freed.I live down the street, too.
210 00:12:28 Um...
211 00:12:31 Yeah, but don't forgetto ask your dad
212 00:12:32 about the lawn thingy.
213 00:12:34 Yeah. I won't.
214 00:12:37 Oh, now I got to go see Evan.
215 00:12:43 Sorry you got stuck with Moose.
216 00:12:45 Oh, that's okay.
217 00:12:48 Anyways, listen, Margaret.
218 00:12:50 I've decided I want youto join my secret club.
219 00:12:53 There's three of usand I'm letting in one more.
220 00:12:55 But you can't wear socks
221 00:12:56 or else the othersmight not want you.
222 00:12:58 Oh.
223 00:13:00 See you later.
224 00:13:05 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret, again.
225 00:13:13 It's the first dayof school tomorrow.
226 00:13:15 I met this girl, Nancy.
227 00:13:16 I don't really knowif she liked me.
228 00:13:19 I think she just expected meto be different or something.
229 00:13:26 Anyway, well,it did get me thinking.
230 00:13:30 Maybe it is time for...
231 00:13:33 things to be happeningaround here?
232 00:13:39 Come in.
233 00:13:41 Look.
234 00:13:43 Anyway, just thinkabout what I mentioned.
235 00:13:45 It was inwith the bathroom stuff.
236 00:13:46 I found this, too,if you need it.
237 00:13:47 Thanks, God.
238 00:13:48 - Thanks, Mom.- Mmm-hmm.
239 00:13:53 Oh, wow, look at you.
240 00:13:55 Are you ready for yourfirst day? How you feeling?
241 00:13:57 It's going to be great, right?
242 00:13:59 And if it's not great, firstdays don't count anyways.
243 00:14:03 - Right? Exactly.
244 00:14:04 - All right. See you later.- Bye!
245 00:14:05 - Bye!- Did I not unpack your socks?
246 00:14:08 Oh, um, uh...
247 00:14:11 I don't want socks.
248 00:14:12 Why? You'll get blisters.
249 00:14:14 I just don't.
250 00:14:16 Okay.
251 00:14:19 Oh. Oh, wait. Dad!
252 00:14:23 - Hey, hey, Dad!- Yeah!
253 00:14:25 - Hey. Um...- Hey.
254 00:14:28 I forgot to ask you.
255 00:14:29 Um, a boy named Moose asked
256 00:14:31 if he can cut our lawnfor five bucks.
257 00:14:33 Moose? Well, tell him thanks,but no, thanks.
258 00:14:35 I just got a new power mower
259 00:14:37 and I'm really excitedfor the grass to grow.
260 00:14:41 - All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie?- Okay.
261 00:14:43 - Okay.- Bye.
262 00:14:46 I just need to warn youone more time about the socks.
263 00:15:13 Oh, Margaret's here.
264 00:15:20 Hello. Good,I thought you'd forget.
265 00:15:23 Guys, this is Margaret,
266 00:15:24 the one I was telling you about.
267 00:15:26 - Margaret, this is Janie.- Hi, nice to meet you.
268 00:15:28 - Yeah, you, too.- And this is Gretchen.
269 00:15:30 - So, you're the fourth.- Yeah.
270 00:15:33 Well, you're luckywe saved you a seat.
271 00:15:35 Or else you'd be sittingnext to Norman Fisher.
272 00:15:40 Ugh.
273 00:15:42 Oh, my God.Oh, my God, don't look.
274 00:15:46 Philip Leroy just walked in.
275 00:15:48 I was praying so hardhe'd be in our class.
276 00:15:51 Who's Philip Leroy?
277 00:15:53 Take a guess.
278 00:16:03 Is that our teacher?
279 00:16:05 Her? No.
280 00:16:08 That's Laura Danker.Stay away from her, okay?
281 00:16:11 My brother says that
282 00:16:13 she goes behind the Awith him and Moose
283 00:16:15 - and lets them feel her up.
284 00:16:24 Good morning, class.
285 00:16:26 First, let me introduce myself.
286 00:16:28 I am Mr. Benedict.
287 00:16:30 And I'm your newsixth grade teacher.
288 00:16:34 Please completethe following sentences
289 00:16:36 so we can get to know eachother a little better, yeah?
290 00:16:39 Now, I'll begin, just tostart things off for you guys.
291 00:16:44 I love that I'm finally
292 00:16:45 getting to be a teacherfor the first time.
293 00:16:49 I hate...
294 00:16:51 feeling self-conscious
295 00:16:52 trying not to feelself-conscious because
296 00:16:54 then you only feelmore self-conscious
297 00:16:56 and then you're blabbingin front of
298 00:16:57 a whole bunch of kids. Um...
299 00:16:59 I'm looking forward tothe year with you all.
300 00:17:02 Okay, uh, your turn.
301 00:17:14 Pass it on.
302 00:17:28 Yes. Okay.
303 00:17:37 Can any of you go in here?
304 00:17:42 Ugh, no.
305 00:17:45 Back in the box.
306 00:18:01 Okay. All right. Enough.
307 00:18:04 Enough, enough, enough.
308 00:18:20 - Hello?- Guess who?
309 00:18:21 Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um...
310 00:18:25 - Margaret's not home yet.- It's 3:32.
311 00:18:28 Yeah?
312 00:18:29 You said she's out at 3:15and the walk is ten minutes.
313 00:18:32 Yes, I did say that.But, well...
314 00:18:34 I'm sure she'll be
315 00:18:35 walking through that doorany minute now.
316 00:18:37 Well...
317 00:18:39 Okay. I guess I'll just wait.
318 00:18:42 Okay.
319 00:18:47 So, how are you?
320 00:18:48 I am fine. I'm good. Yes.
321 00:18:52 - And how are you?- Oh, fine.
322 00:18:54 I read that when you don'thave any loved ones around
323 00:18:57 your life expectancydrops drastically,
324 00:18:59 but, you know,I've had a good run.
325 00:19:02 You have. You really have. Um...
326 00:19:06 Margaret is here. Just a second.
327 00:19:09 - It's Grandma.- Oh. Where's the Band-Aids?
328 00:19:12 Mmm.
329 00:19:13 - Grandma!- Honey!
330 00:19:15 How's New Jersey? Are you okay?
331 00:19:17 You can tell me the truth.
332 00:19:19 You know,it's actually not that bad.
333 00:19:22 Well, that's great news!Wonderful news.
334 00:19:26 Anyway, I was thinking
335 00:19:27 that you could come visitthe weekend after next.
336 00:19:30 I'll get tickets to a show.
337 00:19:32 You can stay overnight,
338 00:19:33 we'll havea little slumber party.
339 00:19:35 That could be fun, right?
340 00:19:36 Oh, I'd love that.
341 00:19:38 Oh, I knew you would. Great.
342 00:19:40 And I'll tell your motherit was your idea.
343 00:19:42 - Okay?- Okay.
344 00:19:44 - Bye. Bye.- Bye, sweetheart.
345 00:19:47 - Bye.- Love you.
346 00:19:52 Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's?
347 00:19:55 Right now?But you just got home.
348 00:19:57 I haven't even heardabout your day yet.
349 00:19:58 - I know, but can I go?- Can I have one word?
350 00:20:01 Ugh... Uh?
351 00:20:03 Is that a word?
352 00:20:04 - Can I go? Bye.- Yes, yes, okay, go.
353 00:20:07 - I love you. Bye!- Bye!
354 00:20:09 Freddy was like,"Boom, boom, look at me!"
355 00:20:12 He's like, "Make up your mind!"
356 00:20:14 - She wants attention.- Obviously.
357 00:20:15 I know.With her "boobala joobeelee."
358 00:20:17 - Hi!
359 00:20:19 We were talking aboutLaura Danker again.
360 00:20:21 Yeah. And how she goteven bigger over the summer.
361 00:20:24 Yeah, she looked so grown up.
362 00:20:27 You know she's worna bra since fourth grade?
363 00:20:29 And I bet you a dollarshe gets her period, too.
364 00:20:31 Well, I know for suresomeone in the school does.
365 00:20:32 - How?- I always check the bins.
366 00:20:35 - You know those little bins in the stall?- Mmm.
367 00:20:37 All right. Let's get downto business, huh?
368 00:20:40 - First of all...- Thanks.
369 00:20:41 ...this secret club is a secret.
370 00:20:43 Nobody tells anybodywhat happens here,
371 00:20:46 - all right?- Duh.
372 00:20:48 Second, if you wantto be in the club,
373 00:20:50 then you have tofollow the rules.
374 00:20:52 What kind of rules?
375 00:20:53 Well, I don't know.I'm thinking of them.
376 00:20:57 Don't rush me. Hmm.
377 00:21:00 Oh, I have one.
378 00:21:02 If you want to be in the club,then you have to wear a bra.
379 00:21:08 I have one.
380 00:21:09 If you guys get your period,you have to tell us about it.
381 00:21:13 - Yes. Immediately.
382 00:21:14 Every detail.Especially how it feels.
383 00:21:16 Mmm-hmm. Ooh, mine is,
384 00:21:18 we can make a Boy Book
385 00:21:19 and write down the namesof the boys that we like.
386 00:21:21 Mmm-hmm!What about you, Margaret?
387 00:21:23 What's your rule?
388 00:21:30 Um...
389 00:21:31 Yeah, with the Boy Books,we have to show them
390 00:21:36 to each other at every meetingand we can't ever lie.
391 00:21:41 - All right.
392 00:21:43 Let's get this party rolling.
393 00:21:47 Whoo!
394 00:22:25 Okay, honey.
395 00:22:31 All right. Mmm.
396 00:22:32 See you tomorrow.
397 00:22:36 I want to get a bra.
398 00:22:40 Oh.
399 00:22:43 You... You think you need one?
400 00:22:46 Oh, no. Oh, honey.
401 00:22:47 I'm so sorry.No, I just mean that, uh...
402 00:22:51 Bras are kind of a pain,
403 00:22:53 so you know, why start sooner
404 00:22:55 than you need to?
405 00:22:58 But if you want one,we... we can get you one.
406 00:23:01 Well, yeah.
407 00:23:03 So you want one?
408 00:23:04 Yes. I already said that.
409 00:23:05 Right. Okay.
410 00:23:08 Great. Well, all right.Well, then, we will do that.
411 00:23:12 - This week?- Yes. Good night.
412 00:23:15 Good night. Good night,my sweet. Okay.
413 00:23:20 So glad that's over with, God.
414 00:23:31 I'm sorry.Hold on, just a moment.
415 00:23:34 Are you herefor the PTA meeting?
416 00:23:35 Oh, yes. Hi, hi.I'm Barbara Simon.
417 00:23:39 Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler.Nancy's mother.
418 00:23:42 - I met Margaret.- Oh, oh.
419 00:23:45 We're just about to getstarted, so please come in.
420 00:23:47 - Have a seat.- Okay, thank you.
421 00:23:48 - All right.- Just anywhere is fine?
422 00:23:50 - Here. Just right here.- Okay, okay.
423 00:23:51 Here we go.
424 00:23:55 Thank you all for coming.
425 00:23:58 Delano is nothing withoutits dedicated parents.
426 00:24:00 Let's dive right inand get started
427 00:24:02 the way we do every year,
428 00:24:03 by forming our committees.
429 00:24:05 First up, we have the CampusImprovement Committee.
430 00:24:08 Any volunteers?
431 00:24:09 Ooh. Okay.
432 00:24:11 Oh. Wonderful.
433 00:24:13 Uh-huh. Barbara,I got you. Okay.
434 00:24:17 Next, the DelanoSocial Committee.
435 00:24:21 Sure, yeah. Okay.
436 00:24:22 - Okay.- Great.
437 00:24:25 All right.The Fundraising Committee.
438 00:24:30 Good for you, Barbara.
439 00:24:31 This is going to be great.
440 00:24:33 All right, pencils down.
441 00:24:35 Kindly passyour worksheets forward.
442 00:24:37 How'd you do, Margaret?
443 00:24:39 I think I did pretty good.
444 00:24:40 All right, uh...
445 00:24:42 Before the bell,I want to share some news
446 00:24:44 that I think will make you allvery happy.
447 00:24:47 Now that you allare in the sixth grade,
448 00:24:50 you'll get to do a full,year-long research project.
449 00:24:54 - Yes!
450 00:24:56 The worst.
451 00:24:59 Margaret, I would liketo talk to you
452 00:25:00 for a moment after class.
453 00:25:02 Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret?
454 00:25:11 - Hi.- Please have a seat.
455 00:25:15 So basically,I'm just having little chats
456 00:25:17 with each student in advanceof your research projects
457 00:25:20 to answer any questions
458 00:25:21 or perhaps guide youtoward a topic of choice.
459 00:25:24 Oh.
460 00:25:25 And I read yourgetting-to-know-you paper.
461 00:25:28 And I noticedunder the "I hate" section,
462 00:25:30 you wrote "religious holidays."
463 00:25:33 Which I... I found curious.
464 00:25:39 If you don't want to share,you don't...
465 00:25:42 You don't have to, Margaret.
466 00:25:43 Oh, no. It's just, um...
467 00:25:45 I guess I justdon't like those holidays
468 00:25:47 because I don'tcelebrate any of them.
469 00:25:49 My dad is Jewishand my mom's Christian,
470 00:25:51 so instead of pickingwhich religion I am, uh,
471 00:25:54 they just decidedthat I wouldn't have one
472 00:25:56 and I can choose when I grow up.
473 00:25:58 And have yougiven that much thought?
474 00:26:02 Not really. My grandmawants me to be Jewish.
475 00:26:04 And your other grandparents
476 00:26:05 want you to be Christian,I imagine.
477 00:26:07 I don't know.I've never met them before.
478 00:26:09 They live in Ohio.
479 00:26:10 So you've never met them at all?
480 00:26:14 - No.- Oh.
481 00:26:16 Well, if I may suggest it,
482 00:26:21 I feel like "religion" could be
483 00:26:23 a very compellingresearch topic for you.
484 00:26:29 Tickets are tenth row,
485 00:26:30 dead center, very hard to get.
486 00:26:33 - Tell her that. I will.
487 00:26:34 - Is she excited?- She's excited.
488 00:26:37 Well, I mean, is she excitedor is she just excited?
489 00:26:40 She's excited.
490 00:26:42 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'lllet you go. Well, I'm excited!
491 00:26:44 - Okay, bye.- Bye.
492 00:26:48 Hey.
493 00:26:49 - Hey.- What happened to the couch?
494 00:26:50 Uh, it's time to turn overa new leaf.
495 00:26:53 I was thinkingmaybe something modern?
496 00:26:56 I don't know. I have to thinkabout it. How was school?
497 00:26:58 You're home a little laterthan usual, huh?
498 00:27:01 Yeah.
499 00:27:03 Hey. How come I've never metyour mom or dad?
500 00:27:07 Um...
501 00:27:08 Well, what made youthink about that?
502 00:27:10 Just wondering.
503 00:27:12 I mean, I knowthat we don't see them
504 00:27:15 because they're so far away,
505 00:27:16 but why don't weeven talk to them?
506 00:27:21 We just, we just don't.
507 00:27:23 It's, uh... It's, um...
508 00:27:26 It's such a long story.
509 00:27:28 What do you mean?
510 00:27:29 I mean,I'll tell you another time.
511 00:27:32 Why can't you just tell me now?
512 00:27:37 Um...
513 00:27:43 I just...
514 00:27:50 Look, I just...
515 00:27:53 Uh...
516 00:27:56 So, um...
517 00:27:58 We don't seemy parents because, um...
518 00:28:03 They don't want to.
519 00:28:06 What?
520 00:28:08 My mom and dad are very,very devout Christians, and...
521 00:28:11 before you were born,
522 00:28:13 when your dadand I first fell in love,
523 00:28:17 um, they told me thatit would be very hard for them
524 00:28:21 to, uh, have a...
525 00:28:24 Sorry.
526 00:28:26 Jewish son-in-law.
527 00:28:28 They told me it would bevery hard for them
528 00:28:29 to have a Jewish son-in-law.
529 00:28:32 And thatif I wanted to marry him,
530 00:28:34 that was my business, but
531 00:28:36 I wouldn't betheir daughter anymore.
532 00:28:41 But you are their daughter.
533 00:28:46 Mmm-hmm. I guess,um, what I mean is that, um...
534 00:28:53 They just didn't want mein their life anymore.
535 00:28:58 So, I'm not.
536 00:29:04 - Mom.- It's okay. Oh, honey.
537 00:29:10 It was a long time ago.
538 00:29:13 I have you guys.
539 00:29:15 Okay, you know what?I took Dad to the station
540 00:29:17 so we could have the car
541 00:29:19 because we're supposed togo shopping, remember?
542 00:29:21 Remember? Bras?
543 00:29:23 Whoo-hoo.
544 00:29:27 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret.
545 00:29:30 I can't believe this.
546 00:29:32 What kind of parentswould do that?
547 00:29:34 And blame it on religion?
548 00:29:37 God, please take care of my mom.
549 00:29:40 She's a good person.
550 00:29:41 - She's nice to everyone.- You're welcome.
551 00:29:44 Even whenshe doesn't need to be.
552 00:29:45 - Thank you.- Can't forget about you.
553 00:29:48 I don't know why this happened.
554 00:29:50 But please, somehow,make it all okay.
555 00:29:53 And here are the bras.
556 00:29:56 Oh, also,I'm getting a bra today.
557 00:29:58 I'd like somethingto put in it, please.
558 00:30:00 Excuse me.
559 00:30:02 Uh, we're looking for a brafor my daughter.
560 00:30:05 Hmm. Well, we don't havemany that small.
561 00:30:08 But come with me, dear,I'll measure you.
562 00:30:14 Arms up, dear.
563 00:30:21 Hmm.
564 00:30:22 Barely a 28.Not even a double-A.
565 00:30:26 Your best betis going to be to go with
566 00:30:27 - one of these Gro-Bras here.- It's okay.
567 00:30:29 So, one day, when you do grow,it'll grow with you.
568 00:30:32 Okay. Thank you very much.
569 00:30:34 - Sure.- Thanks, we'll just go try it on.
570 00:30:40 - Um...- Hmm? Oh.
571 00:30:42 Yeah. Can I just...I'll just... Yep.
572 00:30:44 Here we go.
573 00:30:47 This is always the tough bit.
574 00:30:49 I can't even do thisto this day.
575 00:30:52 Okay. All right. Can I see?
576 00:30:58 - How's that feel?- I cannot wait to take it off.
577 00:31:01 Yeah. Welcome to womanhood.
578 00:31:34 Oh, hello.
579 00:31:35 Hello.
580 00:31:36 Look at you. Working the land.
581 00:31:40 Heavy machinery, ouch.
582 00:31:42 Be better if I takemy shirt off or it's too much?
583 00:31:44 Not for me.
584 00:31:46 - Ooh.
585 00:31:47 There it is, yeah.
586 00:31:51 You ever been kissedin the suburbs?
587 00:31:53 - No, sir.
588 00:32:12 I'm Laura Danker.What's your name?
589 00:32:31 God damn it!
590 00:32:33 Oh, my God. Oh,my God. Did you lose a finger?
591 00:32:36 It does say,"Stop the engine motor"
592 00:32:40 "before cleaning the mower,unclogging the chute."
593 00:32:42 Whose side are you on?
594 00:32:43 Well, no, you turn offthe motor before you...
595 00:32:44 I'm fine.
596 00:32:46 You have toturn the motor off, Dad.
597 00:32:57 Well, time forBoy Books, everyone.
598 00:32:59 Who wants to go first?
599 00:33:00 Like it matters.
600 00:33:02 We all already knowwho everyone put down.
601 00:33:05 Philip Leroy!
602 00:33:07 He's so cute.
603 00:33:08 It's been the samesince second grade.
604 00:33:09 Well, he looks better this year.
605 00:33:11 - Really?- Yes. He must have gone
606 00:33:12 - to the beach or something.- He doesn't look
607 00:33:14 - any different.- Who'd you put down, Margaret?
608 00:33:16 - Yeah, I put him, too.
609 00:33:19 All right, well, that was quick.
610 00:33:20 Now it's time to checkfor the bras.
611 00:33:24 - Gretchen has a bra.
612 00:33:25 Janie has a bra.
613 00:33:28 Margaret has a bra. Huh.
614 00:33:30 Now, let's go aroundand tell our sizes.
615 00:33:31 Well, mine didn't sayit had a size.
616 00:33:35 It just said it was a Gro-Bra.
617 00:33:37 Yeah, I got that one, too.
618 00:33:39 Oh, same here.
619 00:33:40 Well, not me.
620 00:33:41 I'm a 32, double-A.
621 00:33:45 If you want to get outof those small bras,
622 00:33:47 you're going to have to do
623 00:33:48 the same exercisingtechnique I do.
624 00:33:50 - There's an exercise?- Of course there is.
625 00:33:52 You hold your arms out like this
626 00:33:54 and you say, "I must, I must,I must increase my bust."
627 00:33:58 "I must, I must,I must increase my bust."
628 00:34:01 - Does that really work?- I'm living proof.
629 00:34:03 Now come on, get up.Get up! Get up! Get up!
630 00:34:06 You'll see. Get up.
631 00:34:08 I must, I must,I must increase my bust.
632 00:34:12 I must, I must increase my bust.
633 00:34:14 Chin up!
634 00:34:15 We must, we must,we must increase our bust.
635 00:34:19 We must, we must,we must increase our bust.
636 00:34:23 "We must, we must,"
637 00:34:24 - "we must increase our bust."
638 00:34:27 Shut up! You're so stupid!
639 00:34:29 - Shut up!- I can feel it working!
640 00:34:30 Mom!
641 00:34:33 Grandma said she'll pick you up
642 00:34:35 right where you pull in.
643 00:34:36 - Yes.- I don't want you to talk to
644 00:34:37 anybody on the bus.
645 00:34:38 - Especially men.- Right.
646 00:34:39 And you find a nice seatby yourself...
647 00:34:41 - Okay. Okay, Dad.- ...by the bus driver.
648 00:34:43 Um, excuse me, sir,this young lady,
649 00:34:44 she's traveling by herself today
650 00:34:46 and I was just wondering ifyou could keep an eye on her?
651 00:34:47 - Sure, lady.- Mom, come on.
652 00:34:48 Okay, good bye. Good bye.
653 00:34:49 - It's going to be fun. Bye.- Bye!
654 00:34:51 - Okay. Have fun.- See ya.
655 00:34:52 Right there, right there!
656 00:34:56 Good. There you go.
657 00:34:57 - See ya!- Independence is good, right?
658 00:35:01 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret.
659 00:35:03 I'm a little nervous,actually, about being alone,
660 00:35:07 so can you just
661 00:35:08 not let anythingreally horrible happen?
662 00:35:12 Oh, good. That makes me feela little better.
663 00:35:17 You know, maybe I will domy school project on religion.
664 00:35:22 I think it's finally time forme to decide what to be, God.
665 00:35:27 You wouldn't mind, would you?
666 00:35:29 I'll tell you all about it.
667 00:35:31 And I promise I won't makeany decisions without you first.
668 00:35:46 ♪ I am the very modelOf a modern Major-General
669 00:35:48 ♪ I've information vegetableAnimal, and mineral
670 00:35:50 ♪ I know the kings of England
671 00:35:52 ♪ And I quoteThe fights historical... ♪
672 00:35:53 Grandma!
673 00:35:54 Darling, you made it.
674 00:35:56 Oh, look at you!You look gorgeous.
675 00:36:00 So do you. Your hair's red.
676 00:36:01 Yes, everybody thinksI'm a showgirl.
677 00:36:02 Come on, we'll drop your bagwith the doorman
678 00:36:04 and then, we're gonna scootto the Delacorte.
679 00:36:06 ♪ With many cheerful facts
680 00:36:08 ♪ About the squareOf the hypotenuse
681 00:36:09 ♪ With many cheerful facts
682 00:36:10 ♪ About the squareOf the hypotenuse
683 00:36:11 ♪ With many cheerful facts
684 00:36:12 ♪ About the squareOf the hypotenuse
685 00:36:16 ♪ Then I can write a washingBill in Babylonic cuneiform
686 00:36:18 ♪ And tell you every detailOf Caractacus's uniform
687 00:36:20 ♪ In short, in mattersVegetable, animal, and mineral
688 00:36:22 ♪ I am the very modelOf a modern Major-General
689 00:36:25 ♪ In short, in mattersVegetable, animal, and mineral
690 00:36:27 ♪ He is the very modelOf a modern Major-General ♪
691 00:36:34 Wait, a minute. Okay.You should always
692 00:36:35 put your hand lotion onlast thing at night.
693 00:36:38 And then, some ladies
694 00:36:39 put gloves onover that to sleep in.
695 00:36:41 - You know why?- No.
696 00:36:43 Okay. You have to promisenot to tell anybody this,
697 00:36:45 what I'm going to tell you now.
698 00:36:46 - Okay? Okay, swear?- Okay. I swear.
699 00:36:49 So, I actually did this.
700 00:36:50 I got a reallyfabulous hand cream
701 00:36:52 and I bought these white gloves
702 00:36:53 - and I put them on. All right.- Oh!
703 00:36:55 No, I did, I did. And so,I'm lying there, like,
704 00:36:57 I must've been asleep,
705 00:36:58 and you know,and I must've gone like this
706 00:36:59 and I was, like,"Ah! Who's in here?"
707 00:37:01 Because I couldn'tfeel my own hands.
708 00:37:06 - I was frightened.
709 00:37:10 Oh, God. You are a fab...I had the best time tonight.
710 00:37:15 - It was amazing.- You are a great date, toots.
711 00:37:17 Oh, my gosh. You are.
712 00:37:19 Lordy, Lordy.
713 00:37:22 Before I forget,if you hear, like, a
714 00:37:25 or a it's not me.
715 00:37:27 Okay? You're just dreaming
716 00:37:29 and you're dreaming. All right?
717 00:37:31 Okay. Sweet dreams.
718 00:37:42 Hey, Grandma.
719 00:37:44 Yeah, sugar.
720 00:37:46 Do you think maybe I could go
721 00:37:49 to the temple with you sometime?
722 00:37:50 You bet you can.
723 00:37:54 Really? Really?
724 00:37:56 Yeah.
725 00:37:58 We'll go in the morning.I got to find what to wear.
726 00:38:02 Welcome.
727 00:38:04 - Welcome.- My granddaughter is here with me today.
728 00:38:07 Shabbat Shalom.
729 00:38:09 My granddaughter.My granddaughter.
730 00:38:16 There's the rabbi.He's the best in the city.
731 00:38:19 Two hours, in and out,bing, bang, boom.
732 00:38:22 Welcome, dear friends.
733 00:38:23 Oh, it's starting.
734 00:38:25 Shabbat Shalom.
735 00:38:26 Shabbat Shalom.
736 00:38:28 Shabbat Shalommeans "hello," "goodbye,"
737 00:38:30 "peace and harmony,"and other stuff.
738 00:38:32 ...in thanks to Godthis morning.
739 00:38:33 We open our prayer booksand we turn to page 26.
740 00:39:09 Agree to the terms
741 00:39:10 of their covenant with God.
742 00:39:12 Shabbat Shalom.
743 00:39:14 Oh, that was lovely.
744 00:39:15 Oh!
745 00:39:18 Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations.
746 00:39:21 Mazel tov.
747 00:39:26 I don't know, God.
748 00:39:27 The people seem niceand I like the music,
749 00:39:29 but I guess I expectedsomething else?
750 00:39:33 I don't know what exactly.A feeling, maybe?
751 00:39:39 I can't believethat she took you to temple
752 00:39:41 without even asking us.
753 00:39:43 I'm honestly surprisedit took her so long.
754 00:39:44 I told you guysthat it was my idea.
755 00:39:46 I just wanted to try it out.
756 00:39:48 I'm going to try church, too,Mom, so don't freak out.
757 00:39:50 I don't care about church.
758 00:39:52 I don't want youto go to church.
759 00:39:53 I don't think you should bebothering yourself
760 00:39:55 with any of this stuffright now.
761 00:39:57 You said that I can choose myown religion when I grow up.
762 00:39:59 Yeah, when you grow up.When you're an adult.
763 00:40:01 I'm almost 12.
764 00:40:03 - That's almost an adult.- Honey, no.
765 00:40:06 - Margaret. Honey.
766 00:40:10 I shouldn't have laughed.
767 00:40:11 - It was funny.- I just...
768 00:40:14 I don't want her to go throughany of it.
769 00:40:15 I don't either. But it mightnot be the worst thing.
770 00:40:19 Think about it.
771 00:40:20 What does that mean?
772 00:40:22 Well...
773 00:40:25 she'll go to a couple ofendless services
774 00:40:27 and then, she'll realizehow lucky she was
775 00:40:28 we never made her go.
776 00:40:31 Know what got me offgoing to temple?
777 00:40:32 - What?- Going to temple.
778 00:40:35 You don't understanda word they're saying.
779 00:40:36 And you sit therefor a long time.
780 00:40:39 Oh, honey. Oh.
781 00:40:41 - What?- I am so sorry. I am...
782 00:40:43 - What?- I swear I'm going to
783 00:40:44 buy the furniture.
784 00:40:46 This is all I need.
785 00:40:48 Look at it. And look...
786 00:40:51 Oh, God!
787 00:40:54 Find me a couch that does this.
788 00:40:56 - Okay?
789 00:41:00 You know how ugly the ceilingin our gymnasium is?
790 00:41:03 - It is.- Yes, it is.
791 00:41:04 We'll have it refinished,paint it completely black
792 00:41:08 and then we'll cut outlittle stars
793 00:41:13 and recreate the night sky.
794 00:41:16 - Oh, that's sweet.- How lovely.
795 00:41:18 So how many stars would we need?
796 00:41:21 Oh, I was thinking fiveor 10,000.
797 00:41:26 It shouldn't take us long.
798 00:41:27 I've got somescissors right here.
799 00:41:29 Okay.
800 00:41:33 Promenade right.
801 00:41:37 Now, single file.
802 00:41:42 And that's it. Yeah!
803 00:41:44 - All right, great.
804 00:41:46 It's the effort that counts.Have a good evening.
805 00:41:48 - I'm so glad this is done.- Yeah, that sucked.
806 00:41:50 - It took forever.- Norman's horrible.
807 00:41:54 Guys. Gretchen got the book.
808 00:41:57 - What book? You know...
809 00:42:00 My dad's anatomy bookthat I told you about?
810 00:42:09 It looks like a thumb.
811 00:42:12 - What?
812 00:42:18 - Oh.- It's so saggy.
813 00:42:21 It's a wobbly blob.
814 00:42:23 My brother's looks like that.
815 00:42:26 - Ew.- How do you know?
816 00:42:28 He walks around naked. I see it.
817 00:42:29 It's not a pleasant sight.
818 00:42:31 I never want to seeanyone naked,
819 00:42:32 or have anyone see me naked.
820 00:42:33 It's just gross.
821 00:42:34 Come on. What aboutwhen you get married?
822 00:42:36 Especially then.
823 00:42:37 Janie, once you grow a little,
824 00:42:40 you'll want the whole worldto see you.
825 00:42:42 Just like the girls in Playboy.
826 00:42:44 What girls in Playboy?
827 00:42:45 - You've never seen... Playboy?
828 00:42:49 - Where would I see it?
829 00:42:51 My dad gets Playboy.
830 00:42:54 Wait. So you have a copy here,in this house?
831 00:42:58 Well, I don't know where it is.
832 00:42:59 Of course you know where it is.
833 00:43:01 Go on.
834 00:43:02 - I don't know.- Margaret, come on.
835 00:43:04 - Go get it.- Go get it, Margaret.
836 00:43:08 [ON TV] You don't wantto overcook
837 00:43:09 and you don't want tostart cooking
838 00:43:11 the bouillabaisseuntil just the last minute,
839 00:43:13 because you've got your...
840 00:43:22 Look how round they are.
841 00:43:25 Mine just look likelittle wizard hats.
842 00:43:29 "Hillary Brite is a 19-year-old
843 00:43:30 "who loves water-skiing,horses and going out"
844 00:43:32 "to the mallfor an Orange Julius."
845 00:43:34 Do you think any of us
846 00:43:36 will look like thatwhen we're 19?
847 00:43:39 We must, we must,we must increase our bust!
848 00:43:42 We must, we must,we must increase our bust!
849 00:43:46 ♪ Jesus
850 00:43:49 ♪ Jesus
851 00:43:51 - ♪ Hey, God - ♪ Jesus
852 00:43:55 ♪ I'm gonna tell everybody
853 00:43:57 ♪ Not to be afraid...
854 00:44:00 I don't knowif I got the feeling, God,
855 00:44:02 but I'm sure in a good mood.
856 00:44:04 ♪ The kingdom of Jesus
857 00:44:08 ♪ Has come ♪
858 00:45:30 Hey, what are you doing?Are those Christmas cards?
859 00:45:33 Uh, New Year's cards.
860 00:45:34 Um, I'm trying to geton top of it this year.
861 00:45:36 - Yeah.- Um, oh, there's the mailman.
862 00:45:37 - Can you... You've got your boots on?- Yeah.
863 00:45:39 - Can you just run those out to him?- Sure.
864 00:45:40 - Thank you, honey.- Of course.
865 00:45:45 - Thank you.- Thank you.
866 00:46:01 Norman Fisher?
867 00:46:04 So, who's Norman Fisher?
868 00:46:05 This weird kid in my class.
869 00:46:07 I don't even knowwhy he invited me.
870 00:46:09 I barely know him.
871 00:46:15 - Hello?- Did you get invited
872 00:46:17 to stupid Norman Fisher'sbirthday party?
873 00:46:19 Yeah. You did, too?
874 00:46:20 Everyone did. The whole class.
875 00:46:21 Janie, Gretchen, everyone.Even Philip Leroy.
876 00:46:24 - Even Laura Danker?- I said everybody.
877 00:46:26 Anyways, my momtalked to Norman's mom
878 00:46:29 and I guess it'sa big deal dinner party.
879 00:46:30 We have to look extremely nice.
880 00:46:40 Ow!
881 00:46:41 Ready? Lean on back.
882 00:46:45 No. No, no, no.
883 00:46:47 Where are my shoes?
884 00:46:50 Oh, my God!
885 00:46:55 Mom!
886 00:47:00 JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go.
887 00:47:01 Oh, this is gonna lookso pre... Stop moving!
888 00:47:08 - We are done.- Yes!
889 00:47:11 Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom.
890 00:47:12 Perfect. One morefor your body. One more.
891 00:47:14 Okay, let's go. Mom, no!
892 00:47:16 Okay. Wait.One more time. Please.
893 00:47:18 I'm going to get these printed.
894 00:47:20 - It's weird.- Okay, here. Just push them...
895 00:47:21 Lick them with your fingersand stick it back.
896 00:47:23 You got to go, you got to go.
897 00:47:27 Bye! Thank you, Jan.
898 00:47:31 My God,
899 00:47:32 I am so excitedfor all of us to do this.
900 00:47:39 All right, I'll just, um...
901 00:47:40 - Just, just...- NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay.
902 00:47:42 I'll just... Yeah, okay.Have fun.
903 00:48:02 He's hilarious.
904 00:48:10 How come she nevertalks to anybody?
905 00:48:11 I don't know.
906 00:48:13 Because she's too busydoing other stuff, that's why.
907 00:48:18 Now, if everybody'shad enough to eat,
908 00:48:20 we can start the games.
909 00:48:23 The games?
910 00:48:29 I'll spin first.
911 00:48:44 Ooh!
912 00:48:56 Okay. Now,it's Janie's turn to spin.
913 00:49:08 - This is a great party.- Do we have to play this game?
914 00:49:10 Well then, let's playa different game, huh?
915 00:49:13 I have one. It's calledTwo Minutes in the Closet.
916 00:49:16 What's that?
917 00:49:17 Well, we all get a number,
918 00:49:19 and then somebody willcall out, like, number six
919 00:49:22 and then those two
920 00:49:23 will go into the closetand, you know...
921 00:49:25 Ooh!
922 00:49:31 Number three.
923 00:49:37 Who's number three?
924 00:49:38 Somebody's got to benumber three.
925 00:49:49 Go ahead. Into the bathroom.
926 00:49:51 Somebody get Freddya step stool.
927 00:50:04 What do you think they're doing?
928 00:50:05 - I'm sorry.
929 00:50:11 Ooh!
930 00:50:16 You're next.
931 00:50:20 I pick number... 12.
932 00:50:31 What?
933 00:50:33 You're 12?
934 00:50:37 Ooh!
935 00:50:50 Nice.
936 00:50:52 Sorry.
937 00:51:19 Margaret, turn around.
938 00:51:31 Um...
939 00:51:33 So...
940 00:51:36 Hi.
941 00:51:38 Hey.
942 00:51:41 So...
943 00:52:13 So, the kiss was really good?
944 00:52:15 They werepretty good kisses. Yeah.
945 00:52:18 Kisses? He kissed youmore than once?
946 00:52:23 Like, how many times?
947 00:52:24 About five, I think.
948 00:52:27 I don't know.I think I lost count.
949 00:52:32 I know I shouldn't beenjoying this, God,
950 00:52:33 but it's just too good.
951 00:52:36 Sorry, sorry,I'm going to focus.
952 00:52:43 The Book of Isaiah,chapter nine,
953 00:52:45 verses six and seven says,
954 00:52:47 "For unto us a child is born.Unto us, a son is given
955 00:52:52 "and he will be calledWonderful Counselor,"
956 00:52:55 "Mighty God, Everlasting Father."
957 00:52:59 If only you couldgive me a hint, God.
958 00:53:03 I'm more confused than ever.
959 00:53:06 Which religion should I be?
960 00:53:09 Sometimes I just wishI'd been born
961 00:53:11 one way or the other.
962 00:53:40 Hi, there.This is Barbara calling,
963 00:53:42 from Delano Elementary School.
964 00:53:44 And we're justlooking for, uh... donations.
965 00:53:47 Sorry.
966 00:53:49 Oh, God. I didn't realizeit was dinner.
967 00:53:53 Okay. Bye-bye.
968 00:54:17 Hi.
969 00:54:26 Don't go, don't go, don't go.
970 00:54:29 I can't believeyou're still there. Okay.
971 00:54:37 Okay.
972 00:54:50 No.
973 00:54:56 Jan.
974 00:54:57 I just popped byto pick up your stars.
975 00:55:00 Yes. Um...
976 00:55:03 Uh, I've been cleaning.Come on in.
977 00:55:06 Um, I'll just,uh, get the stars.
978 00:55:10 Um, they're,they're almost, uh, ready.
979 00:55:16 You know,I ordered furniture and, um,
980 00:55:19 - they still haven't sent it.- Oh, my gosh.
981 00:55:21 So crazy. Okay, stars. Um...
982 00:55:23 Stars. Stars. Stars.
983 00:55:28 Thank you.
984 00:55:29 Oh, and don't say anything,
985 00:55:31 but Deb's starsare a little lopsided.
986 00:55:34 Oh.
987 00:55:35 You know, yours are so good.
988 00:55:37 Thank you.
989 00:55:38 You think you could doher allotment, too?
990 00:55:41 Just between the two of us?
991 00:55:44 Sure... Yes.
992 00:55:46 Ah. Thank you.You are such a doll.
993 00:55:49 Well, I better get going.There's lots to do still.
994 00:55:53 - I'll get the door there.- Thank you.
995 00:55:55 Okay.
996 00:55:57 Okay, bye. Thank you for these.
997 00:55:58 Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime.
998 00:56:12 Hello, girls.
999 00:56:14 I'm Mrs. Webster.
1000 00:56:15 And I am hereto speak to you today
1001 00:56:17 about your changing bodies.
1002 00:56:21 Told you this wasthe big sex movie.
1003 00:56:24 Some of you may have
1004 00:56:25 already begunto experience these changes.
1005 00:56:28 While others of you stillhaven't experienced
1006 00:56:31 a single change at all.
1007 00:56:34 We're going to watcha short film
1008 00:56:36 to learn a little bit more.
1009 00:56:53 All girls are unique.
1010 00:56:54 But sometime, between the agesof nine and 16
1011 00:56:57 one very special thinghappens to every girl,
1012 00:57:00 menstruation.
1013 00:57:04 Once a month, a velvety liningof blood and tissue
1014 00:57:07 forms in her uterusto make a warm,
1015 00:57:09 nutritious placefor a baby to grow.
1016 00:57:13 If a baby is not conceived,the lining is not needed.
1017 00:57:17 And so, the blood is releasedthrough the vagina.
1018 00:57:21 That's menstruation.
1019 00:57:24 Who do you thinkwill get it first?
1020 00:57:26 Who do you thinkwill get it last?
1021 00:57:30 I honestly don't knowwhat's taking me so long
1022 00:57:32 to get this dumb furniture.
1023 00:57:34 I guess I just want our houseto look like one of those
1024 00:57:36 nice little housesnice little families have.
1025 00:57:40 Do you like these egg chairs?
1026 00:57:41 When did you get your period?
1027 00:57:45 Um...
1028 00:57:46 Just tell me how old you were.
1029 00:57:48 I... I think I was 14?
1030 00:57:52 That late?
1031 00:57:54 That's not late, actually.
1032 00:57:55 I mean, I had a cousinwho was 16.
1033 00:57:57 Sixteen? Oh, my God.
1034 00:58:00 I'd...I'd die if I didn't get it
1035 00:58:03 before I was 16.
1036 00:58:04 Honey, you will get it
1037 00:58:06 exactly whenyou're supposed to get it.
1038 00:58:08 Don't worry about it.
1039 00:58:12 My mom got me Radio City tickets
1040 00:58:14 since I got all straight A's.
1041 00:58:15 Um, does anybody want to come?
1042 00:58:18 Only bad thing is, is mybrother and Moose are coming.
1043 00:58:20 - Oh, I'll go.- Okay.
1044 00:58:24 I got it.
1045 00:58:26 Got what?
1046 00:58:28 My period.
1047 00:58:32 I just don't really understandhow you got it first
1048 00:58:34 when I have way more than you.
1049 00:58:35 Well, that doesn'tmean anything.
1050 00:58:37 - Yes, it does, Gretchen.- Okay, just tell us
1051 00:58:38 - how it happened.- Start from the very beginning.
1052 00:58:42 Well, I was sitting thereat dinner
1053 00:58:46 eating my meatloaf
1054 00:58:48 and I felt somethingcoming out of me.
1055 00:58:51 So I went to the bathroom,
1056 00:58:53 pulled down my pants andthat's when I saw the blood.
1057 00:58:58 So I called my mom
1058 00:59:00 and I showed her.
1059 00:59:01 And she got some
1060 00:59:03 "sanitary napkins,"as she calls them.
1061 00:59:06 I put one on and...
1062 00:59:10 Well, that's the whole thing.
1063 00:59:14 That's the whole thing?Just that?
1064 00:59:16 - I told you everything. No.
1065 00:59:18 There has to be something more.
1066 00:59:20 My sister saidthat it kinda has a smell.
1067 00:59:23 But I haven't noticed that yet.
1068 00:59:24 A smell? Like what?
1069 00:59:26 She said it kinda smellslike the monkey bars.
1070 00:59:29 - The monkey bars? Ugh. Yeah.
1071 00:59:32 I used to love the monkey bars.
1072 00:59:34 But do you feel older now?Like more mature?
1073 00:59:38 Oh, yeah.
1074 00:59:39 I don't know how to explain it
1075 00:59:41 and you won't understand ittill you get it,
1076 00:59:43 but I feel likeeverything's changed.
1077 00:59:46 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret.
1078 00:59:48 I've never beenso jealous my entire life
1079 00:59:49 and I hate myselffor being jealous.
1080 00:59:50 Just please,please just let me grow
1081 00:59:53 and let me get my period.
1082 00:59:54 Let me just be normaland regular like everybody else.
1083 00:59:56 Just please, please,
1084 00:59:57 please, please, please,please, please!
1085 01:00:02 Amen.
1086 01:00:05 I don't knowif I want to do this.
1087 01:00:07 It's fine.It's just so that we're ready.
1088 01:00:10 Just in case.
1089 01:00:19 Come on.
1090 01:00:21 Okay.
1091 01:00:27 Next in line, please.
1092 01:00:29 Please, God, let it be a lady.
1093 01:00:32 Please.
1094 01:00:34 Thank you.
1095 01:00:39 - Hey, there. Hey.
1096 01:00:41 - No...- Let's just put them back.
1097 01:00:43 No, come on. Come on.
1098 01:01:17 - Oh, my God!- Oh!
1099 01:01:23 - The Tic Tacs!
1100 01:01:27 - Why the Tic Tacs?- I don't know.
1101 01:01:29 - Everything worked out.- Oh, man.
1102 01:02:17 - Uh, come in.
1103 01:02:23 - Hi.- Hey.
1104 01:02:24 Uh, you've got a postcard.
1105 01:02:26 - Oh. Thanks.- Who's in D.C.?
1106 01:02:29 Uh, Nancy. Uh, they wentfor President's Day.
1107 01:02:34 - Oh.- Yeah.
1108 01:02:35 Okay.
1109 01:02:37 - You want the door closed?- Yeah. Sure.
1110 01:02:45 "I got it"?
1111 01:02:50 Oh, come on!
1112 01:03:04 Hello? Simon residence.Sylvia speaking.
1113 01:03:08 [ON PHONE] Grandma?
1114 01:03:10 Margaret? What's wrong?
1115 01:03:13 I just really miss you.
1116 01:03:15 Oh, honey.
1117 01:03:16 Me, too.
1118 01:03:18 I'll be back next weekto see the Rockettes and...
1119 01:03:20 maybe could I come down
1120 01:03:22 and stay the nightlike we did last time?
1121 01:03:24 Oh, sweetheart.
1122 01:03:26 I'd love to, I'd love...But I...
1123 01:03:29 Well...
1124 01:03:33 I'm going to be in Florida then.
1125 01:03:35 I, uh, I heard about this hotel
1126 01:03:38 and there's a lot of peoplemy age there and, uh...
1127 01:03:42 Um, okay.
1128 01:03:44 Wait a minute. Wait. Um...
1129 01:03:47 What if you fly down to Florida
1130 01:03:50 and spend a few days with me?
1131 01:03:52 - Isn't your spring break soon?- Yeah. The end of April.
1132 01:03:55 Perfect! I'll still be there.
1133 01:03:57 I'll ask Mom and Dad.
1134 01:03:58 Oh, great!
1135 01:04:00 That's my girl. Bye, darling.
1136 01:04:08 Come on, come on!Front row tickets!
1137 01:04:10 - Front row tickets, remember?- I'm coming! Yes, coming!
1138 01:04:14 I'm so excited.
1139 01:04:19 Hi.
1140 01:04:20 - Hi.- Hey.
1141 01:04:46 - Excuse me.- Okay.
1142 01:04:49 Thank you.
1143 01:05:04 Sorry. Lefty.
1144 01:05:05 Oh, no, it's okay.
1145 01:05:10 Do you know ifthe waiter's anywhere?
1146 01:05:11 Oh. You can have mine.I didn't drink any out of it.
1147 01:05:15 Thanks.
1148 01:05:17 Hey.
1149 01:05:21 Do you know something
1150 01:05:22 I've always likedabout you, Margaret?
1151 01:05:23 - No?- Come with me.
1152 01:05:25 I got to go to the bathroom.
1153 01:05:26 We'll be right back.Don't touch my food.
1154 01:05:31 You know, I've had to gosince we got here...
1155 01:05:34 ...and then I drank, like,three 7Ups or something.
1156 01:05:36 Uh-huh.
1157 01:05:41 Oh, no.
1158 01:05:43 - Oh, no.- What?
1159 01:05:45 Oh, please. Oh, no.
1160 01:05:48 Nancy?
1161 01:05:51 Oh, no.
1162 01:05:52 Nancy, what's wrong?
1163 01:05:54 Go get my mom, Margaret.
1164 01:05:55 - What's going on?- Go get my mom.
1165 01:05:57 - Please, quick.- Let me in.
1166 01:05:58 Please, please justgo get my mom!
1167 01:06:02 Okay, okay, I'll be right back.
1168 01:06:07 Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying.She needs you.
1169 01:06:10 Oh, oh. All right.
1170 01:06:18 Nancy?
1171 01:06:19 - Nancy?- Oh, Mom, please help me.
1172 01:06:22 - Please help me. Please.- The door's locked, Nancy.
1173 01:06:24 I can't get in.You have to unlock it.
1174 01:06:25 - I can't open it, I can't.- Yes, you can, Nancy.
1175 01:06:28 Unlock this door. Come on.
1176 01:06:32 Let me in.
1177 01:06:40 What's going on?
1178 01:06:42 All right, all right, calm down.
1179 01:06:44 Calm down, I can't help you.
1180 01:06:46 Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down.
1181 01:06:49 I can't help you if you don'tstop crying and talk to me.
1182 01:06:55 Hey. What is it?
1183 01:07:05 Oh. Well, all right. Um...
1184 01:07:11 Here. We'll just, uh...
1185 01:07:14 Margaret?
1186 01:07:15 Margaret.
1187 01:07:17 Would you get Nancya pad, please
1188 01:07:21 from the dispenser on the wall?
1189 01:07:25 She got her period, sweetie.
1190 01:07:27 Does she always act like that?
1191 01:07:30 Well, it's her first time.She's just a little scared.
1192 01:07:47 Thank you, sweetie.
1193 01:07:49 All right. Yeah?
1194 01:07:52 All right.
1195 01:07:55 Well, you girls wash up.
1196 01:07:57 I'm going to go tellthe others not to worry.
1197 01:08:03 Not too long now. Okay?
1198 01:08:37 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret.
1199 01:08:42 I don't even know what to say.
1200 01:09:05 I'm going to Florida?
1201 01:09:07 - Happy birthday.- Mom. Thank you so much.
1202 01:09:15 Hey!
1203 01:09:17 - Happy birthday.- Thank you.
1204 01:09:20 Why do we have different seats?
1205 01:09:21 He said we're in groupsto study different countries.
1206 01:09:49 Oh. Hey.
1207 01:09:51 Hey. Happy birthday.
1208 01:09:54 - Thanks.- Oh, and, uh,
1209 01:09:55 - I got you something.- Ow!
1210 01:09:58 It's a pinch to grow an inch.
1211 01:10:00 And you know whereyou need that inch. Hey.
1212 01:10:06 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret.
1213 01:10:09 I hate Philip Leroy. I hate him.
1214 01:10:12 I hate Laura Danker, too!With her big boobs.
1215 01:10:15 "Ooh, look at me, everybody,I'm wearing a sweater."
1216 01:10:19 I hate Nancy. That liar!
1217 01:10:21 And Norman Fisher,the way that he reads
1218 01:10:23 with his stupid lipsflapping everywhere!
1219 01:10:26 Please. Please, just hurry upand get me to Florida!
1220 01:10:39 Philip and Normanshould be here.
1221 01:10:40 They make us do all the work.
1222 01:10:42 What time is your mompicking you up?
1223 01:10:45 Not till later.
1224 01:10:47 I have to go to St. Thomasfor Confession first.
1225 01:10:49 Confession?
1226 01:10:51 It's just something you haveto do when you're Catholic.
1227 01:10:54 What do you confess?
1228 01:10:57 Things.
1229 01:11:00 What kinds of things?
1230 01:11:06 Never mind.
1231 01:11:16 You're just copying straightout of the World Book.
1232 01:11:18 It's four words.
1233 01:11:20 "Germany invadedBelgium when..."
1234 01:11:23 So, you're still cheating.
1235 01:11:24 Mr. Benedict will knowif you're cheating.
1236 01:11:26 I'm not cheating! Jeez!
1237 01:11:32 Quit acting likeyou know everything
1238 01:11:34 and you're so great.
1239 01:11:35 This has nothing to dowith being great.
1240 01:11:37 I know all about the stuffthat you do.
1241 01:11:40 What's that supposed to mean?
1242 01:11:42 I heard about youand Moose Freed.
1243 01:11:44 What about me and Moose Freed?
1244 01:11:46 Oh, how you and Evan and Moosego behind the A.
1245 01:11:49 And why would I do that?
1246 01:11:50 I don't know why you do it.But I know why they do it.
1247 01:11:54 So they can feel you upor something and you let them.
1248 01:11:56 You're a liar. You're lying!
1249 01:11:57 I'm not lying.
1250 01:11:58 You're just like Nancy.
1251 01:12:00 All you do is pick on peopleand make up stories.
1252 01:12:03 You think I don't knowabout you and your friends?
1253 01:12:17 Laura!
1254 01:12:19 Wait. Please! Laura!
1255 01:12:21 - Wait up. Please!- You think I don't know
1256 01:12:24 that all of you make fun of melike it's some kind of game?
1257 01:12:26 - It's not me.- Do you think I want to be
1258 01:12:27 the biggest kid in the class?
1259 01:12:29 How would you feel if you wereto wear a bra in fourth grade
1260 01:12:32 and everybody called you names
1261 01:12:33 just because of how you looked?
1262 01:12:36 I don't know.
1263 01:12:42 Hey, wait. I really am sorry.
1264 01:13:02 Laura?
1265 01:13:06 Laura.
1266 01:13:24 I'm the worst personwho ever lived, God.
1267 01:13:26 I picked on Laura Dankerjust because I felt mean.
1268 01:13:31 I don't want to be like Nancy.
1269 01:13:33 I don't even know if I want tobe friends with her anymore.
1270 01:13:39 I've been looking for you, God.
1271 01:13:43 I looked for you in Temple,
1272 01:13:45 I looked for you in Church...
1273 01:13:48 I didn't feel you at all.
1274 01:13:52 Why? Why, God?
1275 01:13:56 Why do I only feel youwhen I'm alone?
1276 01:14:03 Yes, my child.
1277 01:14:05 Do you have somethingyou'd like to confess?
1278 01:14:10 Um...
1279 01:14:17 I...
1280 01:14:19 I did something really awful.
1281 01:14:23 And...
1282 01:14:27 I'm really sorry.
1283 01:15:00 "Dear Barbara,
1284 01:15:02 "your letter felt likean answer to prayer.
1285 01:15:04 "Your father and I have beenthinking about you a lot.
1286 01:15:06 "We're getting older andsuddenly, more than anything,
1287 01:15:09 "we'd like to seeour only daughter"
1288 01:15:13 "and finally get to know ourgranddaughter, Margaret Ann."
1289 01:15:17 "We're flying east next week,
1290 01:15:18 "and we sincerely hopeyou'll let us visit."
1291 01:15:20 "Love, your mother,Mary Hutchins."
1292 01:15:29 So you sent them a card?
1293 01:15:33 I don't know why.
1294 01:15:44 Do you remember what it was like
1295 01:15:45 when they just cast you out?
1296 01:15:49 Yes.
1297 01:15:50 Do you?
1298 01:15:52 Because I remember.
1299 01:15:53 I know. I know.
1300 01:15:56 How they treated you was just...
1301 01:15:59 - I know.- How they treated me?
1302 01:16:01 They think you're going to hell
1303 01:16:03 because you married a Jew.
1304 01:16:06 Think about that.
1305 01:16:08 I...
1306 01:16:10 I know.
1307 01:16:11 Do you really, really want toopen up that door?
1308 01:16:15 We have a good life.
1309 01:16:16 Yes. Yes.
1310 01:16:19 I...
1311 01:16:22 But what if this means...they've changed?
1312 01:16:29 And if they haven't?
1313 01:16:34 They're my parents.
1314 01:16:39 Mmm.
1315 01:16:40 - The only ones I got.- They are your parents.
1316 01:16:43 Oh, God.
1317 01:16:45 Oh, my goodness.
1318 01:16:48 I'm sorry.
1319 01:16:53 What's going on?
1320 01:16:54 Um...
1321 01:16:55 - Oh.- Oh, honey, um...
1322 01:16:59 Uh...
1323 01:17:02 We got a letter
1324 01:17:03 from, um, from my parents,from your grandparents.
1325 01:17:06 And they're comingto visit next week.
1326 01:17:08 - Next... next week? Mmm-hmm.
1327 01:17:10 They're reallyexcited to meet you.
1328 01:17:12 I won't be here.I'll be in Florida.
1329 01:17:17 I'm still going to Florida,aren't I?
1330 01:17:19 - Margaret, look...- No. What?
1331 01:17:22 I can't even go to Florida now?
1332 01:17:24 Come on, I don't evenwant to see them.
1333 01:17:26 I want to see Grandma.
1334 01:17:27 I know. I know and we willmake this up to you.
1335 01:17:30 I promise, you will goto Florida,
1336 01:17:32 - just another time.- No, I don't want
1337 01:17:34 to go to Florida another time.
1338 01:17:37 Does Grandma know about this?
1339 01:17:38 No, not yet.We have to call her.
1340 01:17:40 Well, I'm not doing it.You can do it yourself.
1341 01:17:42 - No, of course. Of course.- Let me handle that.
1342 01:17:44 - No, I will...- Please let me call. Please.
1343 01:17:52 To this beautiful day.
1344 01:17:57 Just one moment.
1345 01:18:00 Don't eat all the cheesewithout me.
1346 01:18:03 I'm just kidding.You eat as much as you want.
1347 01:18:05 Depending on your cholesterol.
1348 01:18:07 - I'm sure it's low.
1349 01:18:15 Simon residence.
1350 01:18:16 Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh...
1351 01:18:17 Herb?
1352 01:18:19 Uh, Margaret's, uh, planto come to Florida next week
1353 01:18:21 isn't going to work out.
1354 01:18:22 I'm really sorry.
1355 01:18:24 Just give me the phone.
1356 01:18:27 Hey, Grandma.
1357 01:18:28 Margaret, what happened?What's going on?
1358 01:18:30 We...
1359 01:18:32 We got a letter that myother grandparents are coming.
1360 01:18:36 And I justreally wanted to see you.
1361 01:18:40 Put your motheron the phone right now.
1362 01:18:43 - Oh, no... It's okay.
1363 01:18:48 Sylvia.
1364 01:18:49 What the hellis going on, Barbara?
1365 01:18:50 Sylvia, I'm so very sorryabout this
1366 01:18:53 and I will try and explain itanother time.
1367 01:18:57 No. You're going toexplain right now.
1368 01:18:59 I'm sorry, I have to...I have to go.
1369 01:19:05 Are you there, God?It's me, Margaret.
1370 01:19:07 - I'm absolutely miserable.- I am so sorry.
1371 01:19:10 Everythingis going wrong. Everything.
1372 01:19:13 I'm begging you.
1373 01:19:15 Make something happenso that they don't come
1374 01:19:18 and I can still go to Florida.
1375 01:19:28 Please, Margaret.Even if it's fake,
1376 01:19:30 can you just look happy?
1377 01:19:34 Or at least not so unhappy?
1378 01:19:37 Why do youeven want to see them?
1379 01:19:39 After everythingthat they did to you?
1380 01:19:43 Because I want them to seehow great we've done.
1381 01:19:48 I... And how proudI am of our family.
1382 01:19:56 - Hey! Hello.
1383 01:19:59 That's them.
1384 01:20:01 Okay.
1385 01:20:04 Hi!
1386 01:20:07 They might hug you,I don't know.
1387 01:20:09 Just be prepared.
1388 01:20:15 - Hi!- Hello!
1389 01:20:16 Hello. It's so nice to see you.
1390 01:20:18 Oh, you too, Barbara.
1391 01:20:22 - Oh.
1392 01:20:29 - Hi, honey.- Oh.
1393 01:20:34 - This must be Margaret Ann.- Mmm-hmm.
1394 01:20:40 We're very glad to meet you.
1395 01:20:42 - Yes, we are. Yes, we are.- Me, too.
1396 01:20:45 Um...
1397 01:20:47 Bags! We'll get the bags.
1398 01:20:49 Um, Herb is just out, uh,with the car.
1399 01:20:53 - Yeah, so... Okay. Okay.
1400 01:20:55 Just out here to the right.
1401 01:20:57 The blue car there. Yep.
1402 01:21:01 Hey.
1403 01:21:03 - Youse okay? Yeah?- Yeah.
1404 01:21:04 Mom, Dad, you remember Herb?
1405 01:21:06 - Yeah. Hello, Herb.- Hi.
1406 01:21:07 - How are you?- Okay.
1407 01:21:08 - Hi. Nice to see you.- Hello.
1408 01:21:11 Um, should I...I'll take this for you.
1409 01:21:13 Oh.
1410 01:21:17 All right.
1411 01:21:18 Okay.
1412 01:21:21 All right.Should I put these up?
1413 01:21:22 Oh, yes. Thank you.
1414 01:21:25 Here we are.Make yourselves comfortable.
1415 01:21:28 - Lovely home.- Yeah!
1416 01:21:30 Thank you. Yes. Uh...
1417 01:21:34 Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh,
1418 01:21:35 can you show them to their room?
1419 01:21:37 And, um, I'll justget dinner started.
1420 01:21:39 Sure. Um, up this way.
1421 01:21:46 Gosh, you lookjust like your mom
1422 01:21:49 when she was your age.
1423 01:21:50 Um, yeah. This way.
1424 01:22:00 - Hi.- Hey.
1425 01:22:02 How are you doing?
1426 01:22:04 Uh... How are you doing?
1427 01:22:06 Um, I used up all my small talk
1428 01:22:08 - in the car.- Oh, God.
1429 01:22:09 Do they like sports? TV shows?
1430 01:22:13 Game shows.They used to watch game shows.
1431 01:22:15 - Okay. Game shows, game shows.
1432 01:22:19 Hmm.
1433 01:22:20 Um, coming!
1434 01:22:24 Herb!
1435 01:22:26 Mom!
1436 01:22:27 Baby! Come giveyour mom a big hug.
1437 01:22:29 Oh.
1438 01:22:31 - Oh. Look at your little face.- Sylvia?
1439 01:22:32 Yeah. My mom is here.
1440 01:22:34 Uh, yes, she is.What's happening?
1441 01:22:35 Well, Margaret saidshe needed to see me,
1442 01:22:37 so we flew out from Florida.
1443 01:22:39 Are your parents here yet?
1444 01:22:40 Oh. This is Morris Binamin.
1445 01:22:43 - Rhymes with cinnamon.
1446 01:22:45 - Hi. Grandma!
1447 01:22:47 There's my Margaret! Oh!
1448 01:22:50 - Did you know?- I had no... I know.
1449 01:22:52 I missed you so much!
1450 01:22:53 I thought you were in Florida.
1451 01:22:55 I know. Well,Florida came to you.
1452 01:22:57 - Uh...
1453 01:22:58 Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia.Herb's mom.
1454 01:23:01 Sylvia, this... These aremy parents, Paul and Mary.
1455 01:23:05 Hello.
1456 01:23:07 - Hello.
1457 01:23:11 We have pot roast.
1458 01:23:13 Sure.
1459 01:23:17 Mmm.
1460 01:23:19 - Mmm.- Oh, yeah.
1461 01:23:21 - Dinner is delicious, Barbara.- Oh, my God, yes.
1462 01:23:23 - Oh.- You have definitely improved.
1463 01:23:26 - It is very nice.- Thank you.
1464 01:23:30 Well, I have to admitit was a bit of a jolt, um,
1465 01:23:35 but it's nice to haveeveryone here together.
1466 01:23:39 The whole family.
1467 01:23:43 - And Mr. Binamin.
1468 01:23:46 Nice to have you, too.
1469 01:23:50 - L'chaim.- L'chaim.
1470 01:23:54 L'chaim. L'chaim.
1471 01:23:57 L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim.L'chaim. L'chaim.
1472 01:24:00 - To life!
1473 01:24:09 So, um, do you watch Jeopardy!?
1474 01:24:16 I used to braid your mama's hair
1475 01:24:18 when she was a little girl.
1476 01:24:19 Did your momever braid your hair?
1477 01:24:21 Um, yeah, she used to do itall the time.
1478 01:24:24 I can see she taught you howto braid with your bracelet.
1479 01:24:26 Yeah.
1480 01:24:27 Oh, there's just so much
1481 01:24:29 we want to get to knowabout you, Margaret.
1482 01:24:30 Twelve years is a lotto catch up on.
1483 01:24:32 Yeah. A long time.
1484 01:24:34 So, uh, we were wondering...
1485 01:24:38 Do you go to Sunday school?
1486 01:24:40 Or, uh, have you everthought about it?
1487 01:24:43 - Uh...- Nope. Never. Not once.
1488 01:24:47 We asked Margaretthe question, Sylvia.
1489 01:24:49 Margaret?
1490 01:24:50 Well, you're wasting your time
1491 01:24:52 because Margaret wentto Temple and she's Jewish.
1492 01:24:55 - What did you say?
1493 01:24:57 Excuse me.
1494 01:24:58 Margaret went to Temple.
1495 01:24:59 - Okay, Mom, you're done.- What are you talking about?
1496 01:25:01 Okay, that's it. Well,you left the room
1497 01:25:03 and they'retrying to convert her.
1498 01:25:04 Well, Margaret has the rightto be baptized
1499 01:25:06 if she wants to be.
1500 01:25:07 - Baptized? If she wants to be.
1501 01:25:09 I can't believe this.
1502 01:25:11 I can't believeyou're doing this.
1503 01:25:13 All right. Everyone,this discussion is over.
1504 01:25:15 We're her parentsand this discussion is over.
1505 01:25:17 Yeah, you're right, it's over,because she's already Jewish.
1506 01:25:19 - Sylvia!- Well, in our eyes,
1507 01:25:20 - she's Christian.- No, no! Margaret is nothing!
1508 01:25:24 Margaret isnot Jewish or Christian.
1509 01:25:27 She is no religionuntil she decides.
1510 01:25:30 Well, how can she be Jewish
1511 01:25:31 - if her mother is Christian?- Stop.
1512 01:25:33 You were never there for her.You abandoned her.
1513 01:25:34 What does it matter?
1514 01:25:35 Do you thinkthat we wanted this?
1515 01:25:40 Stop it!
1516 01:25:42 All of you, just stop it.
1517 01:25:44 I don't care.I don't care anymore.
1518 01:25:47 It's all justso stupid, religion!
1519 01:25:49 Just stop fighting!
1520 01:25:51 I... I don't want a religion.
1521 01:25:53 - I don't care. I don't care!- Margaret...
1522 01:25:56 I don't even believe in God!
1523 01:26:07 - Are you happy? Hmm?
1524 01:26:11 - I'm so sorry. I did this.- No, no, no. This is not...
1525 01:26:13 - I am so sorry.- No, this is not your fault.
1526 01:26:14 This is not your fault.Okay, this is not your fault.
1527 01:26:17 No, that was everybody else.That was not...
1528 01:26:20 - Me.- No, no, no.
1529 01:26:25 "Dear Mr. Benedict,"
1530 01:26:28 "what I learned about religionis that it makes people fight."
1531 01:26:35 "That every religionsays the same thing.
1532 01:26:37 "If you pray to God,he'll listen to you,
1533 01:26:40 "and help you,and make things better."
1534 01:26:45 "But I've prayed and prayed"
1535 01:26:47 "and everythingjust gets worse."
1536 01:26:55 Okay. We'll call you.
1537 01:27:00 "I don't knowanymore, but I think..."
1538 01:27:03 "That maybe the truth is..."
1539 01:27:08 "There's nobody up there."
1540 01:27:13 "There's nobody listening."
1541 01:27:19 "There's only just..."
1542 01:27:23 "Me."
1543 01:27:37 "Sincerely, Margaret Simon."
1544 01:27:46 Margaret.
1545 01:29:12 - Hey.- Hey.
1546 01:29:14 Wait. Come here.
1547 01:29:18 I don't reallyfeel like talking.
1548 01:29:21 Yeah. I don't either.
1549 01:29:24 But, um, I do want to saysorry for how things went.
1550 01:29:32 And I know that this past yearhas not been easy.
1551 01:29:41 Want to just sit for a minute?
1552 01:29:58 Mmm, yeah. Good idea.
1553 01:30:13 It gets tiring trying so hardall the time, doesn't it?
1554 01:30:19 Yeah.
1555 01:30:55 - One, two, three. Cheese!- Cheese!
1556 01:30:59 - Junior High! Whoo!
1557 01:31:03 Come on, everybody.Margaret, come on!
1558 01:31:10 Hey.
1559 01:31:14 Thanks, Mr. Benedict.
1560 01:31:16 You're a really good teacher.
1561 01:31:18 Well, I wouldn't say all that.You know,
1562 01:31:20 still trying to iron outsome of the kinks.
1563 01:31:23 No, you were really good.
1564 01:31:26 I'm glad you felt that way.
1565 01:31:45 Hey.
1566 01:31:49 Do you want to come dance?
1567 01:31:53 Really?
1568 01:31:55 Yeah.
1569 01:32:09 Yes! I knew it!
1570 01:32:11 You basically already won.
1571 01:32:12 You've been going for ages.
1572 01:32:14 - Ages, Gretchen?- Can I please go?
1573 01:32:17 Gretchen, quitcomplaining all the time.
1574 01:32:19 I'm not complaining.
1575 01:32:26 Nancy.
1576 01:32:28 Come on, please?
1577 01:32:35 I got it!
1578 01:32:52 Really nice workon the shading, Daniel.
1579 01:32:54 Thank you.
1580 01:32:56 I think maybe you couldput a wash here
1581 01:32:58 just to blend that, but I...It's beautiful.
1582 01:33:07 - Oh. Hey, Barbara!- Jan!
1583 01:33:10 It's so funny to see you.I was just gonna call you.
1584 01:33:12 - Oh.- Can you believe it,
1585 01:33:14 about the stars?
1586 01:33:15 - Oh, I know.- Jeez.
1587 01:33:17 Well, I guess everythingis a fire hazard these days.
1588 01:33:21 Anyway, um,
1589 01:33:23 we're gettingcommittees together
1590 01:33:24 over at the Junior High
1591 01:33:25 and I can think ofat least three
1592 01:33:27 that you'd be perfect for.
1593 01:33:28 Oh, Jan, that sounds greatand I'd love to, but, um...
1594 01:33:36 I don't want to.
1595 01:33:40 But thank you for asking me.
1596 01:33:42 - Yeah.- And, uh...
1597 01:33:46 - Have a good day!- Okay.
1598 01:33:52 I'm going to write youso many letters.
1599 01:33:54 So many letters,the mailman's going to say,
1600 01:33:56 "That's it! No more!"
1601 01:33:59 Okay.
1602 01:34:00 Oh. Have the best time, honey.
1603 01:34:02 We'll see you when you get back.
1604 01:34:04 See you soon, sweetie.
1605 01:34:05 - Have fun.- Bye.
1606 01:34:06 Love you. Bye!
1607 01:34:10 - Okay. I think this is it.- Got it?
1608 01:34:13 - Then we just have to...- Wait, wait, wait.
1609 01:34:14 - ...close it.- Yeah.
1610 01:34:16 - Camera, camera, camera.- Oh, wait.
1611 01:34:18 - Yes. All right.
1612 01:34:19 Okay. Now, we justhave to close it.
1613 01:34:21 - Sides. Check the sides.- Okay, got it?
1614 01:34:23 - Yeah, yeah. Step on it.- Ready. Go.
1615 01:34:24 - Oh, my God! Are you okay?
1616 01:34:26 Whoo. Ah.
1617 01:34:28 - Just kidding.- Every time.
1618 01:34:30 If it's there, I'll take it.
1619 01:34:31 - Okay. Good stuff. There it is.
1620 01:34:33 Almost likewe've done it before.
1621 01:34:34 - Yeah.
1622 01:34:40 Is it lawn day?
1623 01:34:43 It is.
1624 01:34:46 - We haven't paid him yet.- We haven't.
1625 01:34:48 No. And if you wanted to gointo the kitchen
1626 01:34:50 and grab it...
1627 01:34:53 Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
1628 01:35:05 Hey. Hey, Moose.
1629 01:35:09 Here. Dad says thanks.
1630 01:35:10 Oh, thank you. Yeah.
1631 01:35:12 Uh, well, have a good summer.
1632 01:35:14 I won't be seeing youfor a while.
1633 01:35:16 Oh, where you going?
1634 01:35:18 Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah.
1635 01:35:20 - Oh.- Leaving today.
1636 01:35:22 Well, have fun.
1637 01:35:25 Thanks.
1638 01:35:27 And, uh, I don't know.
1639 01:35:29 Maybe we can hang outwhen you get back?
1640 01:35:32 Re... Really?
1641 01:35:35 Yeah.
1642 01:35:38 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1643 01:36:18 Oh, my God.
1644 01:36:21 Oh, my God.
1645 01:36:22 Mom... Mom?
1646 01:36:25 Mom! Mom!
1647 01:36:27 What is it? What's wrong?
1648 01:36:29 I got it. I got my period.
1649 01:36:33 What?
1650 01:36:38 - I got it, right?- Yeah!
1651 01:36:41 - Yeah. Yes.
1652 01:36:43 Oh, my God.
1653 01:36:51 - I don't know why I'm crying.
1654 01:36:53 Oh, my goodness. Wow.
1655 01:36:55 - Are you okay? Yeah?- I'm fine. I'm fine.
1656 01:36:58 - You feel...- Yep, I'm fine.
1657 01:37:00 Do you have any cramping or...
1658 01:37:02 - No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine.- No?
1659 01:37:04 I can't believethis is happening to you.
1660 01:37:05 I don't believe it either.
1661 01:37:06 You're a woman!
1662 01:37:08 I'm a woman!
1663 01:37:13 Okay, um...Get down to business.
1664 01:37:15 - We need pads.- Yeah.
1665 01:37:16 - Yeah, yeah.- Yeah.
1666 01:37:17 I actually bought you some.
1667 01:37:19 - Really?- I was going to sneak them
1668 01:37:20 into your trunk at camp,you know, just in case.
1669 01:37:22 But, okay. One sec.
1670 01:37:25 Be right there.
1671 01:37:28 Okay. So...
1672 01:37:31 Um, this is how they work.
1673 01:37:33 - So you just put...- I know how to do it.
1674 01:37:34 I've been practicingin my room for two months.
1675 01:37:36 - What?- Yeah.
1676 01:37:40 - You have? Oh, my...- Yes. Yes.
1677 01:37:44 All right.
1678 01:37:45 Well, then, you're, um...You don't need me.
1679 01:37:51 Yeah.
1680 01:37:52 I'll be right out here. Okay.
1681 01:38:31 Are you still there, God?
1682 01:38:33 It's me, Margaret.
1683 01:38:37 Thanks.
1684 01:38:39 Thanks an awful lot.