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1 00:00:45 (OWL HOOTING)
2 00:00:49 (RUSTLING, WHOOSHING)
3 00:00:56 (DOG HUFFING)
4 00:01:15 Hey, look at this, Jeff.
5 00:01:17 There's something wrongwith this symbol.
6 00:01:20 Doesn't fitthe rest of the wall.
7 00:01:23 MALE VOICE:Stop right there!
8 00:01:25 Where were you?
9 00:01:26 Guys, I found a major clue.This could lead to...
10 00:01:29 (CLANGS)
11 00:01:31 You're here to help,not to play at being
12 00:01:34 Clean the brushes.
13 00:01:35 Wow. that was awesome, guys.
14 00:01:37 And put out that torch.You're gonna
15 00:01:39 Use a flashlight.It's the 21st century.
16 00:01:42 (ALL LAUGHING)Guys, I think
17 00:01:46 Okay, let me see.
18 00:01:47 Can you read it?Please.
19 00:01:51 "Find the true pathand its detours.
20 00:01:55 "Trust the stranger.He is the wisdom."
21 00:01:58 Well, typical Mayan wordiness.Doesn't mean anything.
22 00:02:01 Guys, I got it!I think I know what to do.
23 00:02:04 Yeah, I told you.Clean the brushes.
24 00:02:06 What? No. I thinkwe just need to press here.
25 00:02:09 (CLANKING)Huh?
26 00:02:10 (CREAKING)(BOTH GASP)
27 00:02:11 (TAD SCREAMING)
28 00:02:15 Who's gonnatell his girlfriend?
29 00:02:18 (SCREAMING)
30 00:02:23 (GRUNTS)
31 00:02:25 (PANTING)
32 00:02:29 Ow!
33 00:02:35 What the...
34 00:02:51 (SNIFFS AND BARKS)
35 00:02:53 Jeff, don't touch! Jeff!
36 00:02:56 No, no, no, no, no!
37 00:02:58 Oh! Would you please stop?
38 00:03:02 (JEFF SNUFFLING)
39 00:03:07 (SNIFFS)
40 00:03:08 What's this doing in Mexico?
41 00:03:11 An Egyptian sarcophagus?
42 00:03:17 (RUMBLES)(GASPS)
43 00:03:19 (CREAKING AND RATTLING)
44 00:03:25 (SCREAMING)
45 00:03:27 (JEFF BARKING)
46 00:03:29 Jeff, run! Jump!
47 00:03:34 Come on, buddy, come on!Hurry!
48 00:03:37 Whoa!
49 00:03:40 Whoa!
50 00:03:44 Jeff!
51 00:03:49 (GRUNTS)
52 00:03:51 (JEFF BARKING)
53 00:03:52 Jeff, stay right there.
54 00:03:54 (SCREAMING)
55 00:03:56 Whoa! Oh!
56 00:03:59 (WHIMPERS)
57 00:04:01 (SCREAMING)
58 00:04:06 (GRUNTS)(BARKS)
59 00:04:09 No, stay there, Jeff!
60 00:04:12 No, don't! Stop! Stop!
61 00:04:14 Oh, no!
62 00:04:16 (SCREAMING)
63 00:04:20 (WOMAN GRUNTS)
64 00:04:24 (BOTH SCREAMING)
65 00:04:30 Sara! You won't believewhat I found down...
66 00:04:32 What on Earth happeneddown there? How did you
67 00:04:35 Are you okay?
68 00:04:36 Totally. It wasn'tthat big of a deal.
69 00:04:39 (CRASHING)
70 00:04:40 (SQUAWKS)
71 00:04:42 Um... No problem.I can fix it.
72 00:04:45 (CHUCKLES)
73 00:04:46 (LOUD RUMBLE)(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)
74 00:04:48 RYU: You idiot!You're completely useless!
75 00:04:51 It'll take us daysto open up another cave.
76 00:04:54 Okay, I'm sorry.If you'd just let me...
77 00:04:57 No! I won't just let you,Stones.
78 00:04:59 How can I put it? In Sumerian?
79 00:05:02 In Etruscan?
80 00:05:03 This team is formedof the world's most
81 00:05:07 And the brightest ones.
82 00:05:08 And the coolest ones.
83 00:05:10 And that's not you.
84 00:05:12 Right, okay.It's just that down there,
85 00:05:15 Look, it was an accident.
86 00:05:17 We were one step awayfrom finding the treasure
87 00:05:21 Don't defend him.
88 00:05:22 Look, I'm sorry,but there's no
89 00:05:25 Just an Egyptian sarcophagus?
90 00:05:29 (GIGGLES)
91 00:05:30 (BRIAN CHUCKLES)
92 00:05:33 How you managed to convince usto bring along this amateur
93 00:05:36 incapable of tellingEgyptian symbology
94 00:05:40 He hasn't evenfinished his degree.
95 00:05:43 Yeah, all right. But I've hadadventures no one could
96 00:05:48 Oh, what adventures,pray tell?
97 00:05:52 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
98 00:05:53 Well, I, uh...(GRUNTS)
99 00:06:00 (SIGHS)
100 00:06:01 You're a dangerto archaeology.
101 00:06:05 What?
102 00:06:06 And don't forget totake that dog and your
103 00:06:09 What has Belzoniever done to you?
104 00:06:12 He eats my fajitas!
105 00:06:14 (MUNCHING)
106 00:06:20 Tad, don't let themget to you.
107 00:06:22 Ah! If they knewI found Paititi and the collar
108 00:06:27 I know, but we both agreed.
109 00:06:29 Yeah, yeah, I know.It's too dangerous
110 00:06:32 and best to keep it a secret.
111 00:06:34 Hmm.
112 00:06:35 Chin up, Tad.
113 00:06:37 You and I knowwhat we discovered.
114 00:06:39 I promise you there wasa sarcophagus down there.
115 00:06:42 I believe you.But this is their expedition.
116 00:06:45 I'll go back to Chicagowith you.
117 00:06:47 No, I feel guilty enoughalready.
118 00:06:49 This is too importantto the university for you
119 00:06:53 (SIGHS WEARILY)
120 00:06:54 I...I just wantedto be a part of it.
121 00:06:57 Don't worry, Tad.Your time will come.
122 00:06:59 (GRUMBLING)(GASPS)
123 00:07:01 Sooner or later, everyonewill realize just how great
124 00:07:05 (GRUNTING)
125 00:07:06 Tad, I feel I shouldgo back with you.
126 00:07:09 (GASPS)
127 00:07:10 (GULPS)(GASPS)
128 00:07:12 Are you sureyou want me to stay?
129 00:07:15 Huh? Oh! (CHUCKLES)
130 00:07:16 Sure, sure.I mean, please stay.
131 00:07:20 Okay. (KISSES)
132 00:07:21 See you in Chicago.
133 00:07:30 I have somethingthat may interest you.
134 00:07:34 I know. It's been found.
135 00:08:08 (ENGINE SWITCHES OFF)
136 00:08:12 (CHIRPING)
137 00:08:14 (SIGHS)
138 00:08:16 Home sweet home.
139 00:08:20 (RETCHING)
140 00:08:24 (GAGGING)
141 00:08:28 (GASPS)
142 00:08:28 Jeff, come here!(BARKING)
143 00:08:30 Jeff, come back!Come back here!
144 00:08:33 No! Give me that right now!Jeff!
145 00:08:36 (PANTING)
146 00:08:39 Jeff!
147 00:08:41 (YELLS)
148 00:08:42 Miscreant!
149 00:08:43 Oh! Yeah.Hello, Mrs. Wolfstrom.
150 00:08:45 The tenants are veryconcerned about the goings on
151 00:08:48 Uh... Ah, no...
152 00:08:50 Every night there are shouts,thuds, and it stinks
153 00:08:53 Stinks to... What?
154 00:08:55 And the number of odd parcelsthat keep arriving.
155 00:08:57 Admit it, you're a smuggler!Okay. Yes. All right.
156 00:09:00 I'm gonna call the police.The FBI. The CIA.
157 00:09:02 Good night, Mrs. Wolfstrom.Bye!
158 00:09:03 You're the worsttenant in this building.
159 00:09:05 Jeff? Whoa!
160 00:09:13 What the...
161 00:09:14 (TOY TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
162 00:09:20 (SQUEAKING)(GASPS)
163 00:09:27 (POPCORN POPPING)
164 00:09:33 (DOOR CREAKING)
165 00:09:37 (TOY SQUEAKS)(WATER SPLASHING)
166 00:09:39 (GULPS NOISILY)
167 00:09:46 (BOTH SCREAMING)
168 00:09:52 Buddy!
169 00:09:53 You're back at last!
170 00:09:54 Okay, all right.It's good to see you, too.
171 00:09:56 Come on.Let me just get dressed.
172 00:09:58 I thought of a thousand thingswe could do together.
173 00:10:00 Go see an NBA game,see a Lizzo concert,
174 00:10:04 How... how did youknow all this?
175 00:10:05 Thanks to the world'smost incredible invention:
176 00:10:09 The Internet!
177 00:10:10 Quick, quick, record meand I'll put it on Instazam.
178 00:10:13 You're on Instazam?And I got six followers!
179 00:10:16 But... but how did youpay for all of this?
180 00:10:18 With the othermost incredible invention:
181 00:10:21 The magic plastic.
182 00:10:22 I gave you thatfor emergencies.
183 00:10:25 You spent all my savingson useless stuff!
184 00:10:28 Useless?
185 00:10:29 You think this is useless?
186 00:10:31 (ALL SQUAWKING)
187 00:10:33 (DOORBELL RINGS)MAN: Delivery!
188 00:10:35 Now what have you ordered?
189 00:10:41 (GASPS)At last! My jet ski!
190 00:10:44 That's it!No more card for you.
191 00:10:46 I'm sorry. But I've beenlocked up in here
192 00:10:51 When you came backfrom Paititi,
193 00:10:52 we agreed you wouldn'tset foot outside.
194 00:10:54 Well, I came tohave adventures with you,
195 00:10:57 not to count allthe cockroaches living in
196 00:11:00 There's 13, by the way.
197 00:11:02 Well, we'll talk about itlater, okay? I'm not
198 00:11:07 (NOISY SWOOSHING)
199 00:11:10 Aw, what's the matter, buddy?Tell old Uncle Mummy.
200 00:11:14 I got fired from the dig.
201 00:11:16 What?
202 00:11:17 But you're the bestarchaeologist in the world!
203 00:11:19 You found me!
204 00:11:21 Right. I found you.
205 00:11:24 Which is the umpteenth thingI can't tell those guys.
206 00:11:28 (THUNDER RUMBLING)
207 00:11:33 MAN: Go, go, go.
208 00:11:35 Go! (WHISTLES)
209 00:11:37 Pull! Pull!Look out!
210 00:11:41 (WIND HOWLING)
211 00:11:44 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
212 00:11:46 WOMAN: Come on,through here, let's go.
213 00:11:53 That's freaking awesome!
214 00:11:55 Careful! Slow it down.
215 00:11:58 Wow. Look at that.(GASPS) I can't believe it.
216 00:12:01 Egyptian symbology.
217 00:12:02 Archaic Period,Fourth Dynasty.
218 00:12:04 4,000 years of antiquity.These marks suggest that...
219 00:12:07 SARA: Tad was right.
220 00:12:11 Shh! Don't evenmention that name.
221 00:12:12 The only thing he achievedwas to set everything back.
222 00:12:16 I've never seen hieroglyphicslike these before.
223 00:12:20 It's a very ancient dialect.It says...
224 00:12:22 "Chaos. Destruction.Liposuction."
225 00:12:26 (THUNDERCLAP)(BOTH SCREAMING)
226 00:12:29 Oh, no, it says,"Curses, many curses."
227 00:12:31 It's too soonto draw conclusions.
228 00:12:33 We'll take it to Chicago,take a proper look.
229 00:12:35 Hey, this is a bullseye, guys!
230 00:12:40 EMILIA: Brush for dustand sand.
231 00:12:42 Not to be confusedwith the brush
232 00:12:45 Or with the brushfor cleaning bones.
233 00:12:47 (SNORING)
234 00:12:49 EMILIA: Nor, of course,with the brush
235 00:12:51 Or the makeup brush.That's an immediate fail.
236 00:12:53 (GASPS)EMILIA: And just
237 00:12:55 The other 75 types of brushes.You can clean anything
238 00:13:00 (SIGHS)
239 00:13:02 Are we boring you,Mr. Stones?
240 00:13:04 Oh, no!No, Professor. I...
241 00:13:06 I am happy to hear it.
242 00:13:07 Patience isan archaeologist's
243 00:13:11 So, what's number one?
244 00:13:12 The brush!
245 00:13:15 (SIGHS)
246 00:13:25 Sara!
247 00:13:26 (PHONE RINGS)
248 00:13:30 Uh, yes?
249 00:13:31 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Stones.
250 00:13:33 Do you see that carparked in front of you?
251 00:13:38 Sorry, who is this?
252 00:13:40 (CHUCKLING) All in good time.
253 00:13:42 I know what you discoveredin Mexico.
254 00:13:45 Get in the car.I'm about to propose
255 00:13:59 Um...
256 00:14:01 Sorry, but...But where
257 00:14:08 Well, at leasttell me who we're...
258 00:14:12 Hmm.
259 00:14:30 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)(GASPS)
260 00:14:37 Uh...
261 00:14:38 Hello?
262 00:14:46 Hello, Mr. Stones!(SCREAMS)
263 00:14:48 Welcome! I am ProfessorVictoria Moon,
264 00:14:51 investigator ofthe occult. (GASPS)
265 00:14:54 You have a terrible aura.Let me clean it up for you.
266 00:14:57 Let you what?
267 00:14:58 Oh!
268 00:15:00 (GROANING IN PAIN)
269 00:15:03 Huh?
270 00:15:04 (GROANS LOUDLY)
271 00:15:05 There. All clean now.
272 00:15:07 Wait, you're Victoria Moonfrom Mystery TV?
273 00:15:10 24 hours a day of unexplainedphenomena, astral projection
274 00:15:16 (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
275 00:15:18 Two hundred years laterand the enigma remains
276 00:15:23 Tonight, in Chatting withCelebrities,
277 00:15:26 we'll ask van Goghwhere he hid his ear!
278 00:15:29 And remember, the world yousee is just a fragment of the
279 00:15:37 Um...
280 00:15:38 That was very, uh,interesting.
281 00:15:40 Oh, don't worry. I knowI have a poor reputation
282 00:15:45 They ignore the factthat this world
283 00:15:47 is full of phenomenathat go beyond all reason.
284 00:15:52 Take a look at this.
285 00:15:54 It looks likea battle in Egypt.
286 00:15:56 It's the great battleof the Pharaoh Cheops
287 00:15:59 against his sorcerer,Hermes Trismegistus.
288 00:16:03 Legend has it thatHermes created an object
289 00:16:08 which controlled magic: The Emerald Tablet.
290 00:16:13 Thanks to its power,
291 00:16:15 the kingdom of Cheopsachieved heights of
292 00:16:19 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) Tired of the pharaoh never
293 00:16:22 Hermes decided to harnessthe power of the tablet
294 00:16:25 to overthrow him.
295 00:16:27 He created an enchantmentto unleash the beasts
296 00:16:30 against Cheops's armies.
297 00:16:33 But the pharaoh discoveredthe plan
298 00:16:35 and he hid the tablet so thatno one would ever be able
299 00:16:39 The legend spreadthroughout the world.
300 00:16:41 All the great conquerorsof history searched high
301 00:16:45 hungry for its power.
302 00:16:46 Alexander the Great,Caesar, Attila the Hun.
303 00:16:50 But only one found it: Napoleon Bonaparte.
304 00:16:56 But such wasthe tablet's power
305 00:17:00 Filled with fear,and to stop it from falling
306 00:17:04 Napoleon ordered to returnthe tablet to its hideout
307 00:17:07 and erase all traceof its whereabouts.
308 00:17:10 But his archaeologist,Dominique Vivant Denon,
309 00:17:13 left behind an engravingthat leads to the tablet.
310 00:17:22 An engraving?So where is it?
311 00:17:24 Nobody knows.
312 00:17:26 But I bet all my chakrasit's in his old office
313 00:17:30 The Louvre?
314 00:17:31 Dominique wasthe museum's first director,
315 00:17:32 but his office disappearedduring the first renovations
316 00:17:36 How do you know all this?
317 00:17:38 I have founda lot of information here
318 00:17:41 but there is also a lotI can't make head or tail of.
319 00:17:44 I'd abandoned all hopeof finding the tablet
320 00:17:47 until your littleadventure in Mexico.
321 00:17:51 How did you know that...
322 00:17:52 And what does all thishave to do with the tablet?
323 00:18:01 It's a fragment of the tablet.It started shining
324 00:18:06 When I found the sarcophagus.
325 00:18:16 Coincidence? I think not.
326 00:18:19 That sarcophaguscontains the remains
327 00:18:23 Inside, there must be cluesthat lead to the tablet!
328 00:18:26 I need you to persuadeyour team to work with us.
329 00:18:29 Yeah, well, it's notexactly my team.
330 00:18:31 I know you havea good relationship
331 00:18:34 Yeah, but...Tell her the sarcophagus
332 00:18:36 can be opened withthe guardian's pendant,
333 00:18:38 that thing your doggobbled up!
334 00:18:40 How did you know about that?
335 00:18:41 Trust me, when they seeyou know how to open it,
336 00:18:44 they'll have no choicebut to listen to us.
337 00:18:49 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
338 00:18:50 (BARKING)
339 00:18:52 Mummy, you're notgonna believe what I just...
340 00:18:54 Look out, Princess!
341 00:18:56 Yeah, I'm gonna save you.There's too many of them.
342 00:18:59 No! You're not my father.
343 00:19:00 No! I'm your mother!Who am I?
344 00:19:03 Sara, hi! I... I gottotally sidetracked.
345 00:19:05 Tad, turn on a TV. Hurry!
346 00:19:08 TV. Got it.
347 00:19:09 Where have you been?I've been calling you
348 00:19:12 I'm so sorry.You are gonna flip out
349 00:19:16 Okay, the TV's on.
350 00:19:18 This just in.
351 00:19:20 An international teamof archaeologists has located
352 00:19:24 hold onto your hats, Mexico.
353 00:19:26 A few hours ago,they landed back in Chicago
354 00:19:29 and were mobbed by the press
355 00:19:30 about this exciting discovery.Come on, Princess,
356 00:19:31 let's jump on the moon.Mummy, please!
357 00:19:34 When my team and Ifound the sarcophagus,
358 00:19:38 Nobody could ever haveimagined something like this.
359 00:19:40 Nobody?It was me who found it!
360 00:19:43 Talk about posers.
361 00:19:44 Giorgio Tsoukalos,Ghost International.
362 00:19:46 For years, Victoria Moonhas been positing
363 00:19:48 that the world's pyramidsare linked by occult forces.
364 00:19:51 What are your thoughtson this?
365 00:19:53 Sure, we called her,but her crystal ball
366 00:19:57 (ALL LAUGH)
367 00:19:58 Sara, where's the sarcophagus?
368 00:20:00 In the faculty.
369 00:20:02 They're giving a pressconference as soon as
370 00:20:03 but they've beenunable to do it yet.
371 00:20:05 Okay, guys,bring it into position.
372 00:20:07 But I know how to do it!
373 00:20:08 Sara, that sarcophagusis the key to finding
374 00:20:12 The Emerald Tablet?How do you know about that?
375 00:20:14 Yeah, well, it wasProfessor Moon. But listen,
376 00:20:18 Victoria Moongot in touch with you?
377 00:20:20 Don't listen to anythingthat woman has to say.
378 00:20:23 (STUTTERING) Why not?Do you know her?
379 00:20:25 We went to school together.
380 00:20:27 We were friendsuntil she got weird.
381 00:20:31 RYU: Okay, that's fine.
382 00:20:33 Hmm. (HUMMING)
383 00:20:37 Dr. Lavrof!
384 00:20:38 Tad, I have to go.I'll see you tomorrow.
385 00:20:41 We'll talk about it then.Sara, Sara...
386 00:20:43 (HANGS UP)(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
387 00:20:45 It's not fair!
388 00:20:46 Well, of course not.Victoria Moon is no freak.
389 00:20:48 Thanks to her,I learned how to
390 00:20:51 Oh! Antonio!
391 00:20:53 Finally I've made a discoveryfor the whole world to see
392 00:20:56 and I'm out ofthe picture again!
393 00:20:59 I have to do something.
394 00:21:01 It's okay, Tad.
395 00:21:02 Someday you'll be ableto show everybody just how
396 00:21:06 Right. And it'sgonna be tonight.
397 00:21:09 That's what I'm talking about!Tad and Mummy on the case.
398 00:21:18 (CRYING SOFTLY)
399 00:21:25 (HUMMING)
400 00:21:34 Hmm.
401 00:22:01 (SIGHS)
402 00:22:05 Hey, there you go!
403 00:22:06 You're about toopen the sarcophagus.
404 00:22:08 Way to go, buddy!(ALL CHEERING)
405 00:22:11 ANN: I think he should bepart of our team.
406 00:22:13 BRIAN: Sure. Come on!
407 00:22:27 (CLICKS)
408 00:22:28 (METALLIC CLANKING)
409 00:22:39 Wow.
410 00:22:40 That's... That's...
411 00:22:46 ...the scrawniest mummyI've ever seen in my life.
412 00:22:49 VOICE: Who daresto call me scrawny?
413 00:22:52 (GASPS) Sorry!I didn't mean it!
414 00:22:54 I shall devour your soulif you do not give kiss, Tad.
415 00:22:59 Kiss? What? How...How do you know my name?
416 00:23:02 (CACKLING)
417 00:23:05 Oh, gotcha!You should've seen your face!
418 00:23:08 What are you doing here?
419 00:23:10 I came back from Paititifor adventures with my bestie,
420 00:23:13 not to stay homelooking after Jeff.
421 00:23:15 (BARKS)You brought Jeff?
422 00:23:17 Of course.No way I was leaving him
423 00:23:20 (GROANS)
424 00:23:21 Okay, fine, you can stay.
425 00:23:23 But don't touch anything.
426 00:23:27 (MUTTERING MOCKINGLY)
427 00:23:28 (GASPS) Ooh!
428 00:23:30 TAD: Okay, let's see.
429 00:23:32 Hmm. This is perfectfor my hieroglyph
430 00:23:36 (HUMMING)
431 00:23:38 (GASPS)
432 00:23:39 Oh, poor thing.So trapped in there.
433 00:23:43 I know just how you feel, bro.
434 00:23:45 Okay, so,
435 00:23:47 this is eithera recipe for a cake
436 00:23:50 or a threat of a curse?
437 00:23:53 Uh, Mummy,let's not touch anything,
438 00:23:57 I'm sorry, you were saying?
439 00:23:58 (SHOUTING) What have you done?
440 00:24:01 (METALLIC CREAKING)
441 00:24:06 (EERIE WHOOSHING)
442 00:24:11 (SCREAMS)
443 00:24:13 (WHOOSHING)
444 00:24:17 Oh! Whoa!
445 00:24:23 (BARKS)
446 00:24:27 (MUMMY SCREAMING)
447 00:24:31 (SLAMS)
448 00:24:35 Huh?
449 00:24:41 Guys?
450 00:24:43 (CREAKS)
451 00:24:44 (SQUAWKS WEAKLY)
452 00:24:46 Belzoni!
453 00:24:47 What... what happened?Are you guys okay?
454 00:24:49 (SQUAWKING WEIRDLY)
455 00:24:50 (GASPS)
456 00:24:52 MUMMY: Oh, whoa.
457 00:24:53 What just happened?That was intense.
458 00:24:56 I'm all good, don't worry.
459 00:24:58 Whew!
460 00:25:00 (SCREAMS) Your face!
461 00:25:01 My face?What happened to my face?
462 00:25:03 (MUMMY SCREAMING)
463 00:25:06 (SCREAMS) Your legs!
464 00:25:08 Whoa!What is happening to me?
465 00:25:12 Whoa! Whoa! My legs!I can't control them!
466 00:25:15 Mummy, stop!
467 00:25:16 What part of"I can't control my legs"
468 00:25:20 (SNEEZES AND BARKS)
469 00:25:23 Uh...
470 00:25:25 (SCREAMING)
471 00:25:32 Mummy!
472 00:25:33 (POP SONG PLAYINGON HEADPHONES)
473 00:25:36 Mummy, stop it!Just try to get
474 00:25:40 I'm trying!
475 00:25:43 Look out!
476 00:25:47 Stop it, I said!
477 00:25:49 (SCREAMING)
478 00:25:58 Huh?
479 00:26:02 (YELLS)
480 00:26:04 (CRASHES)
481 00:26:09 Huh?
482 00:26:10 (MUMMY SCREAMING)
483 00:26:12 Mummy, stop!
484 00:26:14 I can't!
485 00:26:16 Mummy! The sarcophagus!
486 00:26:18 Will you justget out of the way, Tad!
487 00:26:25 (PANTING)
488 00:26:28 Mummy!
489 00:26:30 Are you okay?Oh... What just happened?
490 00:26:35 (GROANS)
491 00:26:37 (GASPS)
492 00:26:38 (ALARM RINGING)
493 00:26:40 Come on, we have toget out of here.
494 00:26:43 Oh, wait, my backpack!
495 00:26:45 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
496 00:26:48 There's no time.Let's go!
497 00:26:51 (GASPS)
498 00:26:53 Oh!
499 00:26:55 (THUDS)
500 00:26:59 (SIRENS BLARING)
501 00:27:02 (GROANS)
502 00:27:03 How are we gonnaget out of this one?
503 00:27:05 (SQUAWKING)
504 00:27:07 Hmm. It's Jeff,but with Belzoni's body.
505 00:27:09 I'm gonna call you Jeffzoni.
506 00:27:11 (SNEEZES)
507 00:27:14 MUMMY: Huh.
508 00:27:15 Maybe Beljeff is better.
509 00:27:17 You havedestroyed the faculty,
510 00:27:20 and to top it all off,you're cursed!
511 00:27:23 Dracula? Awesome.
512 00:27:25 The curse...
513 00:27:27 The curse, it hadto have come from
514 00:27:30 We have to find it.
515 00:27:34 If I find it,I'll be the hero
516 00:27:36 and... and they'llunderstand it was all
517 00:27:40 That-a-boy!So, what's the plan?
518 00:27:42 We have to go to Paris.
519 00:27:44 Paris? We're...we're going to Paris?
520 00:27:47 Victoria said that Dominique'soffice was in the Louvre.
521 00:27:49 He had to haveleft some kind of
522 00:27:52 If we could just get into do some research...
523 00:27:54 Got it!Dominique Vivant Denon.
524 00:27:58 What? No. We need to knowwhere his office was,
525 00:28:01 the sketch Victoria showed me.
526 00:28:03 Bingo! Found the sketch.Dominique's office.
527 00:28:06 So can we go to Paris now?
528 00:28:08 There's just one problem.What?
529 00:28:10 I'm broke. You've spentall my money. How will
530 00:28:14 Tad, Tad, Tad,don't be so materialistic.
531 00:28:16 We don't need money to travel.
532 00:28:22 TAD: Ow! Get your foot out of my face!
533 00:28:25 MUMMY: It's not my foot.It's my chicken.
534 00:28:27 (SQUEAKING)
535 00:28:28 TAD: You broughtyour rubber chicken?
536 00:28:30 MUMMY: He's got a name, okay?It's Chicken.
537 00:28:33 (CRUNCHING)TAD: Ow! Did you just bite me?
538 00:28:35 MUMMY: I was just testingthe Dracula thing.
539 00:28:37 (MUMMY SNICKERS)
540 00:28:41 (CLICKS)
541 00:28:42 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
542 00:28:45 Holy cow!My goodness!
543 00:28:47 Who could have donesomething like this?
544 00:28:50 I speak 50 languages
545 00:28:51 and I stillcan't find the words
546 00:28:57 I was cleaning the brushfor cleaning dust with
547 00:29:01 when all of a sudden... Boom!(SHUDDERS)
548 00:29:03 Don't worry, we'll find outwho did this.
549 00:29:06 H.Q., this is Agent Ramirez.Check the security tape
550 00:29:10 The only thing I need to checkhere is my cholesterol.
551 00:29:15 Uh, sorry. Who are you?
552 00:29:17 CIA Special Agent Sam Pickle.I'm in charge
553 00:29:21 And you?
554 00:29:22 Guadalupe Ramirez,Mexican Intelligence Service.
555 00:29:24 And I am in charge of this.Wait, this is
556 00:29:28 So what? You don't likebowling? Hate everything
557 00:29:32 Uh, Mexico's America, too.
558 00:29:34 Yeah, right, and Chile, too.Come on.
559 00:29:37 Hey, that's my badge!Give it back!
560 00:29:40 Negative.It fell in the toilet.
561 00:29:50 Belzoni?
562 00:29:52 Your bosses gave me authorityhere. Give me the badge and...
563 00:29:59 Ah! Just as I suspected!
564 00:30:02 We're dealing with aneight-year-old.
565 00:30:04 (SIGHS) Dear goodness.
566 00:30:06 RAMIREZ: Excuse me.
567 00:30:08 Do you knowwho this belongs to?
568 00:30:12 I absolutely do.
569 00:30:20 (GASPS)
570 00:30:21 Hey, Tangerine,get in the car.
571 00:30:23 You! What happened to Tad?
572 00:30:25 I know where he is. Hurry!
573 00:30:28 And don't call me Tangerine.
574 00:30:32 I knew it.This is all your fault.
575 00:30:35 I wasn't expecting Tadto open the sarcophagus.
576 00:30:37 I just encouraged himto persuade you.
577 00:30:39 Where's Tad?
578 00:30:41 (MIMICKING BUZZING)Take me to your leader.
579 00:30:43 Agent Pickle,check this out.
580 00:30:46 This account was created fromthe apartment of that Tad guy.
581 00:30:49 Hey, wassup, Mummy fans?
582 00:30:51 We are going on an expeditionto the Louvre Museum.
583 00:30:54 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) See you later, alligator.
584 00:30:56 (SQUAWKS)
585 00:30:57 He's wearing a costumeso we don't identify him.
586 00:31:01 Tad's in Paris?
587 00:31:03 He's looking forthe Emerald Tablet.
588 00:31:04 We could look for it, too,like the old days.
589 00:31:07 Sara and Victoria,investigators of history!
590 00:31:09 That was beforeyou swapped archaeology
591 00:31:13 Sara, I knowwe have different views
592 00:31:16 That's enough, Victoria.
593 00:31:17 You, stop the car!
594 00:31:19 (BRAKES SCREECH)
595 00:31:20 Sara, wait.Where are you going?
596 00:31:22 To look for Tad.
597 00:31:24 I'm going to Paris.
598 00:31:29 So, the Louvre, huh?
599 00:31:30 Ramirez, pack your bags.We're going to Rome!
600 00:31:33 Paris.
601 00:31:35 Paris, that's what I said.
602 00:31:37 MUMMY: Come on,cheer up, buddy.
603 00:31:38 We'll be in croissant countryin no time.
604 00:31:41 You're not nervous, are you?'Cause I am.
605 00:31:44 Oh, no.TAD: What? Are you
606 00:31:46 Worse.Nerves make me gassy.
607 00:31:50 (MUMMY FARTS)(TAD YELLS)
608 00:32:19 (BEEPS AND WHIRRS)
609 00:32:22 Cool. So you can buymummies online now, huh?
610 00:32:25 You can get anythingonline now.
611 00:32:26 Like this cup.It stirs the cafe au lait
612 00:32:30 (GASPS)
613 00:32:37 (MUMMY GASPS)
614 00:32:39 Oh!
615 00:32:40 I couldn't stand that anymore!
616 00:32:43 I can't believe it!We're in Paris!
617 00:32:45 (GASPS) It's beautiful.
618 00:32:48 (SNEEZES)
619 00:32:49 (RETCHES)
620 00:32:52 Okay, come on.No time to lose.
621 00:32:54 The office should beunderneath the Egyptian wing.
622 00:32:58 Whoa, whoa, whoa!Hold your horses.
623 00:33:00 Now what do people dowhen they go to the Louvre?
624 00:33:04 Oh, boy. That look!
625 00:33:07 Is it happy? Sad? Happy?
626 00:33:09 Okay, fine,you've seen it now.
627 00:33:22 (WHISPERING)Come on, where are you?
628 00:33:26 There's got to besome trace of an old office
629 00:33:53 (WHOOSHING)
630 00:33:59 Tad? It's been three minuteswithout my phone.
631 00:34:02 Now give it back to me.I think I'm getting
632 00:34:05 Come on, help me.We have to move this statue.
633 00:34:10 Look.
634 00:34:11 Are you thinkingwhat I'm thinking?
635 00:34:13 Sure I am.I wish we had Wi-Fi.
636 00:34:15 No, I mean the pulley.We can use it
637 00:34:18 But we'd have to takesome precise measurements...
638 00:34:21 to calculatethe force of the lever.
639 00:34:22 (CLANGING)There's no time for that,
640 00:34:24 Let's...do it...faster!
641 00:34:28 No, Mummy, stop!
642 00:34:30 MUMMY: Boom!
643 00:34:31 Now that's whatI call teamwork.
644 00:34:34 Cheese!
645 00:34:36 (RUMBLES)Oh!
646 00:34:38 You had to break it!An ornamental pedestal!
647 00:34:42 Well, it's open, right?
648 00:34:47 Wow. It's pitch black in here.I'm gonna trip
649 00:34:51 Shh. Wait.There's something here.
650 00:34:58 Yes, yes, yes!
651 00:34:59 This is it!Dominique's office!
652 00:35:03 The engraving has to behere somewhere.
653 00:35:05 This place is huge!
654 00:35:07 Not like your apartment,where I'm clean
655 00:35:10 Help me look. Come on.
656 00:35:20 (FARTING IN RHYTHMWITH SWISHING LIGHTSABER)
657 00:35:23 (CHUCKLING)
658 00:35:25 I'm really good at that.
659 00:35:33 Hmm.
660 00:35:34 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
661 00:35:36 Wow.
662 00:35:37 The mummy from thissarcophagus must've
663 00:35:41 Ooh! I'm gonna take a selfie.
664 00:35:44 That should get mea million likes.
665 00:35:49 Huh?
666 00:35:50 (GASPS)
667 00:35:51 (WHIMPERING)
668 00:35:59 (MUMMY SCREAMS)
669 00:36:01 Tad!
670 00:36:02 There's a mummy,and it's alive!
671 00:36:04 That's impossible!Stop it!
672 00:36:06 I swear it was there.It opened its eyes and shouted
673 00:36:08 Okay, it didn't shout that.But it was right there!
674 00:36:11 Silence, mortals!
675 00:36:14 Bow down before your pharaoh,
676 00:36:17 Queen of the 18th Dynasty,
677 00:36:19 adviser to Queen Nefertiti,aunt to Tutankhamun...
678 00:36:23 I am Ra Amon Ah!
679 00:36:30 Ramona?
680 00:36:32 What? No, no, no, no, noRa Amon Ah.
681 00:36:36 Wait. Let me do it again.
682 00:36:39 Your pharaoh, 18th Dynasty,aunt to Tutankhamun,
683 00:36:43 Ra Amon Ah!
684 00:36:47 She just said Ramona, right?Sure did. Ramona.
685 00:36:50 No, no!It's got pauses in it.
686 00:36:54 Wait, you're dead.
687 00:36:55 Absolutely. I'm a mummy.
688 00:36:57 (SCOFFS) Don't make me laugh.
689 00:36:59 But sure I am!I'm an Incan mummy
690 00:37:02 Even my name is Mummy. Enchante.
691 00:37:05 Mummies are only Egyptian.
692 00:37:06 You're just a stackof rotting bones
693 00:37:10 Thanks. I get that a lot.
694 00:37:11 What are you doing here?And how come you're alive?
695 00:37:14 Five centuries ago,a goat herder who was
696 00:37:18 choked on a pieceof date kernel
697 00:37:19 and inadvertentlyuttered a spell that
698 00:37:22 Years later, a Frencharchaeologist discovered me
699 00:37:25 and he left melocked up in here
700 00:37:28 I feel you, sister.
701 00:37:29 This guy had me shut infor more than two months!
702 00:37:32 200 years for me.
703 00:37:34 You win.Hang on.
704 00:37:35 What French archaeologist?Was it Dominique?
705 00:37:38 Yes, but I'm sorryto tell you,
706 00:37:40 Yeah, we're lookingfor an engraving
707 00:37:43 You couldn't lend us a hand,could you?
708 00:37:45 Lend you a hand? (SCOFFS)
709 00:37:46 What part of "pharaoh"did you not understand?
710 00:37:50 (GASPS)
711 00:37:51 (SQUAWKS)Hmm?
712 00:37:52 God Horus, forgive me,my lord.
713 00:37:56 I am not worthyof your magnificent presence.
714 00:37:59 (BREATHING HEAVILY)
715 00:38:01 Exactly!
716 00:38:03 This is indeed Horus himself.
717 00:38:06 Oh! What's thatyou say, Horus?
718 00:38:08 Oh! He orders you to help us.(SQUAWKS)
719 00:38:12 You must do everything we say.
720 00:38:14 (SNEEZES)
721 00:38:15 (BARKS)
722 00:38:18 He's nothingbut a flying mutt.
723 00:38:20 My soldiers would havegiven you 50 lashes
724 00:38:23 Oh! How I do miss them.
725 00:38:25 Lash yourselves, then.
726 00:38:29 I'm so sorry.It's just that my friends
727 00:38:33 If you could just help me.Forget it.
728 00:38:35 It's my bath timein rat's milk.
729 00:38:36 I would prefer donkey bile,but one must
730 00:38:39 Please. Without the engraving,we'll never find
731 00:38:43 The Emerald Tablet.Are you an archaeologist?
732 00:38:46 RAMIREZ: Tad Stones,this is the police!
733 00:38:48 PICKLE: Hey,I'm running this operation.
734 00:38:50 Tad Stones,this is the police!
735 00:38:53 Are you an archaeologist,yes or no?
736 00:38:55 He's the best archaeologist inthe world! He found me.
737 00:38:59 PICKLE: Stones!
738 00:39:01 Wait there!
739 00:39:02 Here! Dominiquebuilt a way out. Hurry!
740 00:39:05 (CREAKS OPEN)
741 00:39:07 Great! Quick, let's go.
742 00:39:09 RAMONA: Hold on a minute.
743 00:39:10 I'm not going without my tub.
744 00:39:12 What?PICKLE: Stones!
745 00:39:15 Okay, everyone in the tub!
746 00:39:19 (GRUNTING)
747 00:39:22 (SCREAMS)
748 00:39:27 (ALL YELLING)
749 00:39:35 Okay, plebeians,now take me out of here.
750 00:39:38 Whoa!(PEOPLE GROANING)
751 00:39:40 PICKLE: Quick,don't let him escape!
752 00:39:46 PICKLE: Stones!
753 00:39:48 Better hurry, darling.
754 00:39:49 He's mine.
755 00:39:52 He's mine!
756 00:39:54 (MOTOR REVVING)
757 00:39:56 He's mine!
758 00:39:57 He's not mine.
759 00:39:59 They're escapingdown the river
760 00:40:02 We need backup.
761 00:40:03 I think we've lost them.
762 00:40:06 You mean them?
763 00:40:07 (BOAT HONKING)
764 00:40:10 (YELLS)
765 00:40:16 Put your foot down, Tad!I'm too young for prison.
766 00:40:19 Nobody's going to prison.(WHIMPERS)
767 00:40:21 Could you pleaselook ahead, plebs?
768 00:40:24 (SCREAMS)
769 00:40:30 Stop that tub immediately!
770 00:40:33 (ALL SCREAMING)
771 00:40:39 Watch out!
772 00:40:40 (ALL SHUDDERING)
773 00:40:46 ANNOUNCER: An historic momentin the final stage.
774 00:40:48 At last, a Frenchman is setto win the Tour after
775 00:40:59 (TAD WHIMPERS)
776 00:41:01 (YELLS)
777 00:41:04 ANNOUNCER: Come on, Jean Paul!
778 00:41:08 (ANNOUNCER YELLING)
779 00:41:12 Who's this guy?
780 00:41:14 (EXCLAIMING)
781 00:41:16 (ALL YELLING)
782 00:41:23 It is an honor toreinaugurate this symbol
783 00:41:28 (BELL CLANGS)
784 00:41:29 (GASPS)
785 00:41:31 (CROWD MURMURING)
786 00:41:36 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) At last!
787 00:41:37 I think we lost them.
788 00:41:42 Well, well, Mr. Stones,we meet again.
789 00:41:44 No, not that guy again!
790 00:41:48 Throwing down the gauntlet,are we?
791 00:41:50 Driver, step on it.
792 00:41:52 We can't get by them.We have to turn back.
793 00:41:55 (CLANGS)Huh?
794 00:41:57 Don't worry, Ramirez,he'll turn first.
795 00:42:01 What? Are you loco?We're going to crash!
796 00:42:03 Trust me,I know what I'm doing.
797 00:42:08 Exactly what I'm doing.
798 00:42:11 Oh, I've never beenmore sure of anything.
799 00:42:14 (ALL SCREAMING)
800 00:42:21 Good job, Pickle.
801 00:42:22 I've got him exactlywhere I wanted him.
802 00:42:31 (CYCLIST YELLING ANGRILY)
803 00:42:37 Oh, I think he likes us!
804 00:42:44 Sorry. Maybe next year.
805 00:42:56 Did I sayI miss my soldiers?
806 00:42:58 (TUB BURBLING)
807 00:43:00 Wait, what about the tablet?We have to find it.
808 00:43:02 Oh, don't worry.I know how to get it.
809 00:43:04 I'll help youif you do me a favor.
810 00:43:08 Sure, anything.
811 00:43:09 You're an archaeologist.Well, make me famous.
812 00:43:13 Make sure my name goes downin all the history books.
813 00:43:16 Exhibit me in a museumand I'll take you
814 00:43:20 Deal?
815 00:43:22 Deal.
816 00:43:25 (GROANS)
817 00:43:28 Welcome to the team, buddy!
818 00:43:30 Team?
819 00:43:31 Let's be clear about this,darling.
820 00:43:33 I am a pharaohand you are
821 00:43:38 BOTH: Uh...
822 00:43:39 Perfect! Dominique found a mapthat leads to the tablet.
823 00:43:43 A map? Cool!
824 00:43:44 It's not that easy.To reveal that map
825 00:43:48 that's hiddenin the Cataracts of the Nile.
826 00:43:50 Egypt. With the policeall over our trail...
827 00:43:53 At least they don't knowwhere we're headed, right?
828 00:43:54 We've got the element ofsurprise on our side.
829 00:43:56 You heard it here first,Mummy fans! Next stop,
830 00:44:00 Let me introduce my team.
831 00:44:02 We'll give youall the deets of the trip
832 00:44:05 And uploaded!
833 00:44:07 Ooh! It's exhausting alwayshaving to put on a happy face
834 00:44:11 (STUTTERING)What have you done?
835 00:44:12 I'm just feedingthe Instazammers.
836 00:44:15 (CELL PHONE SCREAMS)Oh! A new follower.
837 00:44:17 Agent Ramirez. Mexican!I'm gonna follow her back.
838 00:44:20 (GRUNTS)
839 00:44:21 (BARKS)
840 00:44:22 No!
841 00:44:24 They'll bewaiting for us now!
842 00:44:26 Oh, my selfies!
843 00:44:27 (GASPS)(SCREAMS)
844 00:44:30 Oh! The curse turns himinto an Ammyt?
845 00:44:32 What?
846 00:44:33 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
847 00:44:34 RAMONA: Head of a crocodile,body of a leopard,
848 00:44:37 backside of a hippo.A typical underworld creature.
849 00:44:41 (MUMMY YELLING)
850 00:44:43 No! Mummy, Mummy, wait!Stop, stop, stop!
851 00:44:47 (MUMMY SHRIEKING)
852 00:44:55 Yep, it's an Ammyt.
853 00:44:56 Be careful, they bite.
854 00:45:01 (GROWLING)
855 00:45:06 (TAD WHIMPERS)
856 00:45:08 Mu... Mummy?
857 00:45:09 (SNARLING)
858 00:45:11 He can't hear you.He's an Ammyt now.
859 00:45:13 So... so what do we do?
860 00:45:15 (ROARS)(YELLS)
861 00:45:18 Ammyts liketo be entertained.
862 00:45:19 But careful,don't put your head
863 00:45:21 Why would I wantto put my head
864 00:45:23 (CHUCKLING)Well, it's not what you want.
865 00:45:28 Ammyts loveplaying with heads.
866 00:45:29 What?
867 00:45:31 (GROWLING)
868 00:45:32 (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
869 00:45:34 Come on, darling.He's coming.
870 00:45:36 But, but, but how doI entertain an Ammyt?
871 00:45:41 (GROWLING)
872 00:45:42 So, entertain him?
873 00:45:44 Dancing... Dancingis entertaining.
874 00:45:46 (GASPS)
875 00:45:47 (HUMMING LIVELY TUNE)
876 00:45:48 What the...
877 00:45:50 (CONTINUES HUMMING)
878 00:45:53 (SNARLS)(CONTINUES HUMMING)
879 00:45:57 What are you... (GROANS)
880 00:46:00 He's gonna eat me.He's gonna eat me!
881 00:46:03 (SCREAMS)
882 00:46:05 (SQUEAKING)
883 00:46:08 (PANTING)
884 00:46:10 Where's the chicken?Where's the little chickie?
885 00:46:12 That's my boy.
886 00:46:14 Oh, good boy.
887 00:46:16 Fetch!
888 00:46:17 (BARKING)(SIGHS SOFTLY)
889 00:46:19 Monsters of the underworld.They're just like puppies.
890 00:46:26 He's turning back into Mummy.
891 00:46:29 RAMONA: Well,at least most of him.
892 00:46:33 What... what just happened?
893 00:46:35 Huh?
894 00:46:36 I don't usually meddlein such plebeian matters,
895 00:46:39 but these curses get permanentif you don't cure them soon.
896 00:46:43 You should get a moveon finding that tablet.
897 00:46:52 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
898 00:46:55 (GASPS)
899 00:46:59 Tad Stones strikes again.First Chicago, now Paris.
900 00:47:02 French policehave joined the hunt
901 00:47:04 for the dangerous criminalknown as Tad Stones.
902 00:47:06 Vampires, zombies,extraterrestrials.
903 00:47:14 Oh. Some peoplejust want to see
904 00:47:17 (SNEEZES)
905 00:47:20 Pickle, you should see this.
906 00:47:21 Oh, I want to nabthat Stones so bad and use
907 00:47:26 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)Listen, they're headed for
908 00:47:28 We should notify...The death touch, Ramirez.
909 00:47:30 It's the first thingthey teach you at the CIA.
910 00:47:33 A little pinch directto a vital organ and
911 00:47:37 Would you listen to me?
912 00:47:38 And you can't eat in here.
913 00:47:41 (MOUTH FULL)Oh, really?
914 00:47:44 Solved.
915 00:47:46 (SNEEZES LOUDLY)
916 00:47:47 (FOOD THUDS)(GASPS)
917 00:47:48 Oh...
918 00:47:51 RAMONA: This is humiliating!
919 00:47:53 A pharaoh travelingwith such commoners.
920 00:47:55 MUMMY: So exciting!We're going to the land
921 00:47:58 I'm gonna feel right at home.
922 00:47:59 RAMONA: For the fifth time,you are not a mummy!
923 00:48:02 With a tail like that,you look more like
924 00:48:06 MUMMY: Awesome!
925 00:48:07 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
926 00:48:22 Come on, Tad,
927 00:48:24 what were youlooking for here?
928 00:48:37 This symbol...
929 00:48:42 It's the seal of Hermes.
930 00:48:44 What are you doing here?
931 00:48:45 I wasn't gonna leavemy best friend alone in this.
932 00:48:48 Otto!
933 00:48:52 Napoleon ordered all tracesof the tablet be destroyed
934 00:48:56 but Dominiquekept an engraving,
935 00:48:58 and I'm sureit's here in this office.
936 00:49:02 Why is Tadlooking for the tablet?
937 00:49:04 The sarcophagus he openedwas protected by a curse.
938 00:49:07 He needs the tabletto break it.
939 00:49:08 Tad's cursed?
940 00:49:10 If we follow the tablet,we'll find him.
941 00:49:13 (CLICKS)(CLANKS)
942 00:49:15 I just want to help you.
943 00:49:25 A location in the desert.In Egypt.
944 00:49:29 That's it!The tablet is there!
945 00:49:32 He didn't find this clue.
946 00:49:34 He found this office.
947 00:49:35 I'm sure he must havediscovered another way
948 00:49:40 I think we're gonna need somehelp with these hieroglyphics.
949 00:49:43 I think you know who to call.
950 00:49:51 Guys, we're going to Egypt!
951 00:49:56 MUMMY:And for your information,
952 00:49:58 Incas also have mummies.
953 00:50:00 RAMONA: Well, I guessyou are not one of them.
954 00:50:02 (MUMMY SCREAMS)TAD: Please,
955 00:50:04 MUMMY: I'm sorry,but this stuck-up old broad
956 00:50:08 And when I get nervous,I... Oh, no. Oh!
957 00:50:11 TAD: No. No. No!
958 00:50:13 (MUMMY FARTS)
959 00:50:14 (ALL SCREAMING)
960 00:50:16 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Pleasefasten your seatbelts. We're
961 00:50:42 (SNORING)
962 00:50:49 You know, um,
963 00:50:51 I've been thinking about it,
964 00:50:53 and I can't bring to mindany Pharaoh Ramona.
965 00:50:57 That's becauseit's Ra Amon Ah.
966 00:50:59 And nobody remembers mebecause I only reigned
967 00:51:04 Why? What happened?
968 00:51:06 Well, you know,
969 00:51:08 your typical jealous cousinwho puts a scorpion
970 00:51:11 so he can steal your throne.
971 00:51:13 And nobody wrote your namein the history books?
972 00:51:16 Nothing but a line in oneof those interminable
973 00:51:21 (SIGHS)
974 00:51:23 I was destined to bethe greatest pharaoh
975 00:51:27 but I ended updoomed to oblivion.
976 00:51:35 I know how you feel.
977 00:51:38 What would you know, plebeian?
978 00:51:43 Get ready.We're getting close now.
979 00:52:12 OMG. That's lit!
980 00:52:19 So where's the key buried?
981 00:52:20 The key isn't buried.It's in the cave
982 00:52:24 Don't worry, buddy.We'll find it in no time.
983 00:52:27 No, you stay here, okay?You've done enough already.
984 00:52:34 (SNIFFING)(CHITTERING ANGRILY)
985 00:52:37 (GROANS)
986 00:52:38 Life is such a dragwithout your cell phone.
987 00:53:19 What?
988 00:53:33 Well, Sara, Freaktoria,
989 00:53:36 according to the symbols,this is the place.
990 00:53:41 We did it, Tangerine.
991 00:53:46 TAD: Hey!
992 00:53:48 Are you sure this is a key?
993 00:53:52 PICKLE: Tad Stones!Don't move!
994 00:53:56 Come on.
995 00:53:57 Look, this has beena big misunderstanding.
996 00:54:01 We know. Don't worry.Come with us and
997 00:54:07 He's taking the bait.That crook is gonna
998 00:54:11 Your megaphone is still on.
999 00:54:13 What? What do you mean,my megaphone is...
1000 00:54:17 (GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)
1001 00:54:18 Open fire!
1002 00:54:20 Whoa! Ow!
1003 00:54:21 Take cover!Let's go!
1004 00:54:24 No! Stop, don't shoot!Hold your fire!
1005 00:54:30 Tad, come outand I promise you
1006 00:54:32 Fair, my backside!He destroyed the Mona Lisa.
1007 00:54:35 (STUTTERS)What did you do
1008 00:54:37 I fixed it.All that ambiguity
1009 00:54:41 You destroyedthe most important piece
1010 00:54:45 Uh...
1011 00:54:46 I'm sick of this!This is all your fault.
1012 00:54:49 If you had juststayed at home, none of this
1013 00:54:52 But we're a team.We're not a team!
1014 00:54:55 You're only here becauseI have to break that curse
1015 00:54:58 If it wasn't for you,I'd be on a real expedition
1016 00:55:02 You're just a burden!
1017 00:55:04 (SPLUTTERS)
1018 00:55:06 There, now you've done it.
1019 00:55:09 Now what's going on?
1020 00:55:14 (ROARS)
1021 00:55:16 What the...
1022 00:55:23 No, no, not now!(GRUNTS)
1023 00:55:25 Yes, now!He's our ticket out
1024 00:55:29 (SNARLING)
1025 00:55:40 (ROARS)
1026 00:55:45 What the hell was that?
1027 00:55:47 It's an alien.The flying kind.
1028 00:55:50 No one hasdiscovered alien life.
1029 00:55:53 That's whatthey want you to think.
1030 00:55:58 (TAD AND RAMONA SCREAMING)
1031 00:56:01 TAD: How do youstop this thing?
1032 00:56:02 It's not an elephant.You can't stop it.
1033 00:56:11 Come on, guys,let's hit these babies.
1034 00:56:14 I'm not sure about this.There's no sign of Tad here.
1035 00:56:17 The fragment shineslike never before.
1036 00:56:20 Tangerine, I can feel it!
1037 00:56:25 Sorry, wrong chakra.
1038 00:56:30 (SNORTS)
1039 00:56:32 We're losing altitude!
1040 00:56:36 I don't get it.
1041 00:56:37 Why didn't Sara tell usVictoria was
1042 00:56:41 Because we wouldn't be here.She's completely nuts.
1043 00:56:44 If we find the tablet,let's keep it away from her
1044 00:56:47 or she'll invoke some freakspirit to kick our butts.
1045 00:56:50 (ALL CHUCKLING)
1046 00:56:52 Victoria found the cluethat brought us here.
1047 00:56:54 You should showa bit more respect.
1048 00:56:56 Sara, you knowwe would do anything
1049 00:57:00 but we don't trust her.
1050 00:57:01 This is gonna bea waste of time.
1051 00:57:03 I know I'm right.The tablet is in there,
1052 00:57:07 We'll know when we seewhat's behind that rock.
1053 00:57:23 So where's the tablet?
1054 00:57:24 As I said,it's all a waste of time.
1055 00:57:26 No, I don't understand it.
1056 00:57:29 It's the placethat Dominique said.
1057 00:57:31 That's what happenswhen you listen to someone
1058 00:57:34 who thinks she can havecoffee and a chat
1059 00:57:41 Nothing.
1060 00:57:42 Perfect. Thanks for nothing!
1061 00:57:45 No, no, no.This can't be right.
1062 00:57:50 (SNORTS)
1063 00:57:52 (GROANS)
1064 00:57:54 TAD: No, no! Slower!
1065 00:57:56 We're gonna crash!(SCREAMING)
1066 00:57:58 TAD: Hold on! (SCREAMING)
1067 00:58:01 (MUMMY GROANS)
1068 00:58:05 TAD: I am never flying again.
1069 00:58:10 Everyone okay?
1070 00:58:11 I've had better days.But also worse ones.
1071 00:58:14 All of them with you.
1072 00:58:17 Where's Mummy?
1073 00:58:20 Mummy!
1074 00:58:21 Mummy. Mummy, are you okay?
1075 00:58:24 What happened?
1076 00:58:26 Oh! My legs!My beautiful dancer's legs!
1077 00:58:29 (BARKS)
1078 00:58:31 (SQUAWKS)
1079 00:58:35 Don't worry, Beljeff.You'll get your body
1080 00:58:37 Oh, come on, Mummy,there's no time to...
1081 00:58:42 Mummy?
1082 00:58:43 I'm leaving! Enough!
1083 00:58:45 I don't want to be a "burden"on anyone!
1084 00:58:49 No! I'm gonna lookfor the tablet myself!
1085 00:58:52 Wait! Wait! Hold on!
1086 00:58:54 I didn't mean what I saidbefore. Really. I...
1087 00:58:59 Hey, hey, where do you thinkyou're going? We had a deal.
1088 00:59:02 Look, darling,I don't think you can hold up
1089 00:59:05 No! You can't leave usstranded here. We don't even
1090 00:59:10 As Osiris said to Horus,"If you see me, don't say hi".
1091 00:59:18 Do it for Mummy. Please.
1092 00:59:28 (SIGHS)
1093 00:59:30 (BEEPING)
1094 00:59:34 We're near.
1095 00:59:42 How is that possible?They're all here together.
1096 00:59:45 That's where the prismwill reveal the map.
1097 00:59:47 The monster brought uswhere we have to
1098 00:59:50 This can't be a coincidence.
1099 00:59:51 MUMMY: Oh, soI'm a monster now.
1100 00:59:54 Shh!No, not "Shh!"
1101 00:59:56 The tablet wants to be found,darling. It will manipulate
1102 01:00:02 I need to enter that cave.
1103 01:00:04 Oh, really?
1104 01:00:06 And how do youintend to do that?
1105 01:00:09 They hate you, too?How many lashes are you owed?
1106 01:00:11 They'll call the copsthe minute
1107 01:00:13 (STUTTERING)Will you just listen?
1108 01:00:15 We need to distract themto get in that cave.
1109 01:00:17 (CAMEL GRUNTS)
1110 01:00:20 I've got an idea.But we'll have
1111 01:00:23 Oh! So we're a team now.
1112 01:00:26 Well, I can't.I'm not feeling good.
1113 01:00:29 (FAKE COUGHING)
1114 01:00:30 You do get togo in disguise.
1115 01:00:33 Go on.
1116 01:00:35 Count me out.That's not for me, darling.
1117 01:00:36 Those guys are the mostprestigious archaeologists
1118 01:00:40 How do you thinkthey'll react when they set
1119 01:00:44 Go on.
1120 01:00:45 The most important thing:
1121 01:00:47 No matter what happens,don't let anyone see you move.
1122 01:00:52 VICTORIA: Come on, come on!
1123 01:00:54 There's got to be somethingwe're missing.
1124 01:00:56 Okay, guys, we're leaving.
1125 01:00:58 I am gonna make surethat the whole world
1126 01:01:03 Guys, did anyone order pizza?
1127 01:01:11 (IN DISGUISED VOICE)Hello, hello, friends!
1128 01:01:14 I am a desert bedbug.
1129 01:01:16 RAMONA: (WHISPERING) Bedouin.
1130 01:01:18 Uh, Bedouin. (CHUCKLING)
1131 01:01:19 I have been wanderingmany miles, accompanied
1132 01:01:24 (SQUAWKS)
1133 01:01:25 (BARKS)
1134 01:01:26 My dog. (CHUCKLES)
1135 01:01:29 Oh! You're archaeologists.
1136 01:01:30 What anunexpected coincidence.
1137 01:01:32 Perhaps you may be interestedin my great find.
1138 01:01:36 The Queen of the 18th Dynasty,
1139 01:01:38 adviser to Queen Nefertiti,aunt to Tutankhamun...
1140 01:01:43 Ra Amon Ah!
1141 01:01:48 Ramona?
1142 01:01:49 No, no, no. Ramona only to herclosest friends.
1143 01:01:52 It is Ra Amon Ah.It's got pauses in it.
1144 01:01:56 Hmm. What do we have here?
1145 01:02:01 Looks like the seal ofthe 18th Dynasty, right, guys?
1146 01:02:03 BRIAN: Yeah, sure.ANN: Mind-blowing!
1147 01:02:05 BRIAN: And lookat those ornaments!
1148 01:02:13 SARA: Tad?(YELPS)
1149 01:02:16 Sara,what are you doing here?
1150 01:02:18 I've been looking acrosshalf the world for you.
1151 01:02:20 Are you okay?Did the curse
1152 01:02:22 No, it's not me, Sara,but the curse hit
1153 01:02:27 Beljeff?Uh, that's a long story.
1154 01:02:29 But look, Sara,with this prism
1155 01:02:32 The Emerald Tablet!
1156 01:02:34 It's a key!
1157 01:02:50 (RUMBLING)
1158 01:02:56 Sara, the map!
1159 01:03:01 There's the Emerald Tablet!
1160 01:03:03 In the Great Pyramid?
1161 01:03:05 Underneath it.Cheops built it to cover it.
1162 01:03:08 The pyramid isn't a tomb,it's a slab.
1163 01:03:12 Tad, this isan amazing
1164 01:03:15 It's your discovery.
1165 01:03:18 You're right.This is my discovery.
1166 01:03:23 Tad?
1167 01:03:25 And if you take thisjewel of the Nile,
1168 01:03:28 I will gladly throw ina light saber.
1169 01:03:30 TAD: Hey!
1170 01:03:32 What's up, guys?
1171 01:03:34 (GROANS)
1172 01:03:35 (IN NORMAL VOICE)But what are you do...
1173 01:03:37 (IN DISGUISED VOICE) Whatare you doing here, stranger
1174 01:03:41 Anyone here lookingfor the Emerald Tablet?
1175 01:03:44 Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1176 01:03:45 You've got some nerveshowing up here, buddy!
1177 01:03:48 Call the cops.
1178 01:03:49 No, guys, wait!
1179 01:03:51 How do you callthe cops here?
1180 01:03:53 What?No, that's in the U.S.!
1181 01:03:55 Guys, I found the map.The tablet is real!
1182 01:03:57 (IN NORMAL VOICE)But what are you doing?
1183 01:03:59 Hey, who on earth are you?
1184 01:04:01 (ALL GASPING)
1185 01:04:05 What's that? Gross!
1186 01:04:06 Hey, show some respect,you little brat.
1187 01:04:09 Hey, who you calling a brat?
1188 01:04:10 Got it. Hello, police?We have Tad, the terrorist.
1189 01:04:13 I'm a cursed500-year-old mummy,
1190 01:04:17 ANN: So gross!SARA: Stop it!
1191 01:04:19 Tad's telling the truth.
1192 01:04:21 Get in and see for yourselves.
1193 01:04:26 It's true.The map.
1194 01:04:29 Uh... Can we get it now?Something's wrong.
1195 01:04:33 Let's move, guys.We need to get the tablet.
1196 01:04:35 You're not going anywhere,Stones! You're still
1197 01:04:38 The police areon their way.
1198 01:04:40 But we needto cure my friend.
1199 01:04:42 I'm afraid this isthe end of the journey
1200 01:04:46 What?
1201 01:04:47 Your friend will be the firstbeing of the new world
1202 01:04:51 once I havethe Emerald Tablet.
1203 01:04:53 Okay, that's it, Freaktoria.
1204 01:04:56 (GASPS)
1205 01:04:57 I shall fill the citieswith spirits, fantastical
1206 01:05:02 And then all of youshall be the freaks.
1207 01:05:05 Victoria.
1208 01:05:06 It's not her, Sara.The tablet has possessed her!
1209 01:05:09 What?The piece on the diary.
1210 01:05:10 Nobody will everlaugh at Victoria Moon!
1211 01:05:13 Don't let them escape!
1212 01:05:15 (ALL PANTING)
1213 01:05:17 (ALL YELL)
1214 01:05:21 No, no, no!
1215 01:05:24 Help me!
1216 01:05:25 (GRUNTING)
1217 01:05:27 Oh! What I wouldn't givefor some scarab beetle hummus.
1218 01:05:31 (SQUAWKS)
1219 01:05:36 Ensure they don't get away.
1220 01:05:40 (ENGINE REVVING)
1221 01:05:44 (BOTH GRUNTING)Come on, help me!
1222 01:05:46 Come on, guys.Brushes, quick!
1223 01:05:48 Brush for dust.Brush for sand.
1224 01:05:52 Enough with the brushes!Just move the rocks!
1225 01:05:54 Okay, okay!He's so bossy.
1226 01:06:07 Hurry, we're nearly there.
1227 01:06:10 (GASPS)
1228 01:06:13 Don't move, Tad.
1229 01:06:15 (GROANS)
1230 01:06:23 It's dark,oh, it's so dark...
1231 01:06:26 Please be careful with him.
1232 01:06:28 Well, well,the gang are all here.
1233 01:06:30 This is a big mistake.You have...
1234 01:06:32 Robbing mummiesfrom the Egyptian
1235 01:06:35 Checkmate,Mr. Stones.
1236 01:06:36 Or should I say Alien Stones?
1237 01:06:40 Please, just listen to me.
1238 01:06:42 You thought you'd get awaywith it, but you forgot
1239 01:06:46 And an anonymous phone callfrom this guy
1240 01:06:49 That, too.
1241 01:06:51 That was us!
1242 01:06:52 Listen,there's a crazy lady
1243 01:06:53 that's gonna cause the end ofthe world as we know it!
1244 01:06:55 Silence! Or I'll give youall the death touch.
1245 01:06:58 Take that mummyto the museum in Athens.
1246 01:07:00 Cairo.Well, that's
1247 01:07:02 And the rest,lock them all up!
1248 01:07:04 Including that guyin the disguise.
1249 01:07:06 Not this one.He looks nice.
1250 01:07:08 Okay, let's get moving!
1251 01:07:11 They can'tarrest us now, Sara.
1252 01:07:12 Don't do anything now, Tad.Not until we get to explain
1253 01:07:16 Mummy doesn't havethat much time left.
1254 01:07:18 Tad!
1255 01:07:19 You have to release us!The end of the world is nigh!
1256 01:07:23 Mummy! Let him go!Get back over here.
1257 01:07:24 TAD: Mummy,I'm gonna save you,
1258 01:07:27 I'm gonna save you!(GUARDS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1259 01:07:28 Please, I haveto save my friend.
1260 01:07:32 Mummy!
1261 01:07:34 (TAD GROANS)
1262 01:07:48 What is it, darling?Haven't you ever seen
1263 01:07:54 You're Ra Amon Ah.
1264 01:07:56 Queen of the 18th Dynasty.
1265 01:07:58 (GASPS)
1266 01:08:01 (SARA GASPS)
1267 01:08:04 (STRAINING)I... can't breathe.
1268 01:08:09 Sorry.
1269 01:08:10 (TAD GROANS)
1270 01:08:12 My head.Tad, are you okay?
1271 01:08:15 Yeah. What about Mummy?
1272 01:08:19 He's getting worse and worse.
1273 01:08:25 Let's move. We have to get outof here and find the tablet
1274 01:08:31 TAD: No.
1275 01:08:33 Go without me.
1276 01:08:35 What?
1277 01:08:37 I'm not just a dangerto archaeology,
1278 01:08:41 I'm a dangerto everyone around me.
1279 01:08:43 That's not true.
1280 01:08:45 If I hadn't got obsessedwith showing what a great
1281 01:08:50 we wouldn't even bein this mess.
1282 01:08:54 I'm only goodfor getting people in trouble.
1283 01:08:57 It's betterI stay locked up in here.
1284 01:09:05 (MUMMY GROANING)
1285 01:09:08 You're...
1286 01:09:17 You're
1287 01:09:19 the best
1288 01:09:21 archaeologist
1289 01:09:23 in the world.
1290 01:09:25 (CHICKEN SQUEAKS)
1291 01:09:27 You found me.
1292 01:09:38 Mummy,
1293 01:09:40 please forgive me.
1294 01:09:42 Tad, I already did.
1295 01:09:46 Not for that.
1296 01:09:48 (SIGHS WEARILY)
1297 01:09:50 For this.
1298 01:09:52 (CHICKEN SQUEAKS)
1299 01:09:54 (GROWLS)
1300 01:09:55 RYU: Come on,we have to turn back!
1301 01:09:57 She's actually gonnainvoke a monster
1302 01:10:00 This sounds very weird.We should interrogate them,
1303 01:10:02 They're trying totwist your mind, Ramirez.
1304 01:10:04 Don't buy all that.(SQUEAKS)
1305 01:10:07 (SQUEAKS)
1306 01:10:08 (SQUEAKING)
1307 01:10:10 What the...
1308 01:10:12 (ROARS)
1309 01:10:15 (ROARING)(ALL SCREAMING)
1310 01:10:20 (GROANING WEAKLY)
1311 01:10:24 (GRUNTS)
1312 01:10:26 Hold on, Mummy!
1313 01:10:28 Quick, Tad!
1314 01:10:30 (GRUNTS)
1315 01:10:31 (MUMMY GROANS)
1316 01:10:33 Get in! There's no time!
1317 01:10:36 They're going to give memy very own room
1318 01:10:40 What? You can't leave us now.
1319 01:10:42 I've been waiting 3,000 yearsfor this moment.
1320 01:10:45 You know how much this means.
1321 01:10:49 Quickly!You have to cure Mummy.
1322 01:10:54 Remember, don't let anyonesee you move.
1323 01:11:00 Best of luck, Ra Amon Ah.
1324 01:11:13 VICTORIA: "Freaktoria is nuts.She's nothing but a freak."
1325 01:11:16 Well, this freakis gonna teach them a lesson.
1326 01:11:19 They're gonna give methe respect I deserve.
1327 01:11:24 TAD: Ramona said the tabletwants to be found.
1328 01:11:27 It's using Victoriato come back to life.
1329 01:11:29 Where did she go?There. Look.
1330 01:11:43 Whoa!
1331 01:11:44 Whoa!
1332 01:11:48 (CLICKS)
1333 01:11:51 Oh!
1334 01:11:53 (RUMBLING)
1335 01:11:59 Yes. Yes!
1336 01:12:00 SARA: Fight it, Victoria!
1337 01:12:01 The tablethas got inside you.
1338 01:12:03 I will not let youtake it from me!
1339 01:12:06 No, wait!
1340 01:12:07 It's mine!
1341 01:12:10 Victoria!
1342 01:12:15 (ALL GRUNT)
1343 01:12:17 (SLAMS SHUT)
1344 01:12:20 We did it.Let's move on.
1345 01:12:22 Oh, I feel my stomach'sall tangled up with my lungs.
1346 01:12:25 That's not good, right?
1347 01:12:26 TAD: We should nearlybe there by now, Mummy.
1348 01:12:28 This doesn't seem too...
1349 01:12:30 ...big.
1350 01:12:37 How are we gonnafind the tablet?
1351 01:12:41 It's there.
1352 01:12:49 Oh, I see a bright light.
1353 01:12:51 Game over. Look after Antoniofor me.
1354 01:12:54 Hold on, buddy.
1355 01:12:59 Tad, there. The altar.
1356 01:13:01 Finally, Mummy.(WEAKLY) Yay.
1357 01:13:09 (STUTTERING) It's not here!
1358 01:13:10 VICTORIA:Looking for something?
1359 01:13:13 This tablet was last used4,000 years ago.
1360 01:13:20 Today, at long last,it's free once more.
1361 01:13:24 Victoria!
1362 01:13:28 Oh, that's very cool.
1363 01:13:30 Come forth into the light,beings from the underworld!
1364 01:13:38 (RUMBLING)
1365 01:13:40 Please, we needto cure our friend.
1366 01:13:42 He's not your friend anymore.
1367 01:13:45 Complete your transformation!
1368 01:13:49 (SARA SCREAMS)
1369 01:13:53 (SNARLING)
1370 01:14:02 (CHIRPS IN FEAR)
1371 01:14:04 (ROARS)
1372 01:14:06 Mummy!
1373 01:14:07 Finish them!
1374 01:14:09 Buddy. Buddy! It's me, Tad,your favorite archaeologist!
1375 01:14:14 (SCREAMING)
1376 01:14:17 (GRUNTS)
1377 01:14:18 (GROANING)
1378 01:14:21 (CHIRPS IN FEAR)
1379 01:14:24 Huh? (YELLS)
1380 01:14:28 (RUMBLING)
1381 01:14:31 He's out of control!What do we do?
1382 01:14:33 We can't help himwithout the tablet.
1383 01:14:38 (ROARS)
1384 01:14:42 Come to me,
1385 01:14:43 monsters of the underworld.
1386 01:14:49 (GASPS)
1387 01:14:51 (WHIMPERS)
1388 01:14:52 (ROARS)(SCREAMS)
1389 01:14:54 (CHICKEN SQUEAKING)
1390 01:14:57 What's up, plebeians?
1391 01:14:59 Ramona!
1392 01:15:00 Here, doggy,look what I've got!
1393 01:15:03 Come here, big guy.
1394 01:15:05 Fetch!
1395 01:15:09 No, not me! The chicken!
1396 01:15:13 Quick, Ramona, run!
1397 01:15:16 She's not gonna make it.
1398 01:15:19 Help me, Sara!
1399 01:15:22 (PANTING)
1400 01:15:24 (BOTH GRUNTING)
1401 01:15:37 (YELLS)
1402 01:15:38 (MUMMY GROANS)
1403 01:15:40 (GROANS)
1404 01:15:44 No!
1405 01:15:45 Victoria.What... What happened?
1406 01:15:48 (CHIRPS)
1407 01:15:52 Beljeff, no!
1408 01:15:55 Easy now, boy. Easy.(SNARLS)
1409 01:15:57 (YELLS)
1410 01:15:59 Now he's gonna eat me!Now he's gonna eat me!
1411 01:16:01 (BARKS)
1412 01:16:03 Huh?
1413 01:16:04 (SNARLING)
1414 01:16:09 No!
1415 01:16:15 Mummy!
1416 01:16:17 (WHOOSHES)
1417 01:16:20 (RUMBLING)
1418 01:16:26 No!
1419 01:16:49 ANN: Yes, we're justcoming in now.
1420 01:16:51 It's just that Tadtook two hours getting ready.
1421 01:16:54 Uh, sorry, I thoughtit was black tie.
1422 01:16:57 Relax. Today is your day,and you should just enjoy it.
1423 01:17:00 Hey, who's thisfine gentleman?
1424 01:17:03 Come on, don't be silly.Is Sara here yet?
1425 01:17:05 Come on, we're up.
1426 01:17:07 See you out there, buddy.RYU: Let's start by giving
1427 01:17:09 to the rest of the team.
1428 01:17:11 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1429 01:17:14 (EXHALES) Breathe, Tad.
1430 01:17:15 This timeyou've actually done it,
1431 01:17:21 My friends, this discoverywill change the course of
1432 01:17:28 The factthat we are here today
1433 01:17:30 is all down to someonewho never lost hope.
1434 01:17:33 I might even sayhe's the best archaeologist
1435 01:17:38 That is why I wouldlike you all to give
1436 01:17:42 to the newest memberof our team:
1437 01:17:44 Dr. Tad Stones!
1438 01:17:47 (ALL APPLAUDING)
1439 01:17:53 You did it, man.
1440 01:18:02 I...
1441 01:18:03 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1442 01:18:09 Tad, are you okay?
1443 01:18:12 Guys,
1444 01:18:13 where's Sara? And Ramona?
1445 01:18:15 Don't worry about them now.You're with us, buddy.
1446 01:18:20 Where's Mummy?
1447 01:18:23 Mummy?
1448 01:18:25 Tad, Mummyfell into the abyss.
1449 01:18:28 He's gone.
1450 01:18:32 This isn't right.
1451 01:18:35 This isn't right.
1452 01:18:37 This isn't right.
1453 01:18:41 This isn't right,this isn't right,
1454 01:18:49 But why isn'the doing anything?
1455 01:18:51 The tablet poisonsyour deepest desires.
1456 01:18:53 It's taking hold of him.
1457 01:18:55 (GRUNTS)
1458 01:18:56 Fight, Tad!
1459 01:18:58 (SNARLING)
1460 01:19:01 (TAD SCREAMING)
1461 01:19:04 Get out of my head!
1462 01:19:07 (ALL GASPING)
1463 01:19:11 (TAD GRUNTS)
1464 01:19:12 (CREATURES SNARLING)
1465 01:19:25 (MUMMY GROANS)
1466 01:19:43 Oh, hey, buddy.
1467 01:19:46 Hey, friend.
1468 01:19:48 (SQUAWKS)
1469 01:19:49 (BARKS)(GASPS)
1470 01:19:51 Jeff, pal, you're cured!
1471 01:19:53 (LAUGHS)
1472 01:19:55 (CHIRPS IN DELIGHT)
1473 01:19:59 Let's get out of here.
1474 01:20:05 (ROCKS FALLING)
1475 01:20:08 We got to run, right?Yep.
1476 01:20:11 (MUMMY SCREAMING)
1477 01:20:15 (RUMBLING)
1478 01:20:21 (CREAKING)
1479 01:20:25 (PANTING)
1480 01:20:29 (RUMBLING)Oh!
1481 01:20:31 (GIGGLES SHEEPISHLY)
1482 01:20:32 Cool! Hey, look.Quick, quick!
1483 01:20:35 Somebody get a photo,come on.
1484 01:20:36 This one's gonna bea huge hit
1485 01:20:40 Okay, okay, I get it.I'll stop it now.
1486 01:20:43 What?
1487 01:20:47 Sara, I, um...I don't know how to
1488 01:20:56 Oh, how I miss my soldiers.
1489 01:20:58 They all worshipped mewhenever I wanted.
1490 01:21:02 (SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
1491 01:21:03 PICKLE: Stones!
1492 01:21:07 Halt!
1493 01:21:08 Start getting the cuffs on!
1494 01:21:10 Take me, but pleaseleave my friends.
1495 01:21:13 Not a word, Stones.You're under arre...
1496 01:21:15 Free. You're free to go.
1497 01:21:17 What?What?
1498 01:21:19 Your colleaguesexplained it all.
1499 01:21:21 The sarcophagus,the curse, the mummies.
1500 01:21:24 Where's the tablet?Destroyed.
1501 01:21:26 Perfect. That objectwas far too dangerous.
1502 01:21:29 Promise me you'll neverbreathe a word of this.
1503 01:21:35 I promise.
1504 01:21:37 No way! I'm in charge here,
1505 01:21:39 and that manis an international
1506 01:21:41 Tad Stones, you areunder arrest in the name
1507 01:21:46 (GROANS AND THUDS)
1508 01:21:48 Death touch.Never fails.
1509 01:21:50 RYU: Hey, Stones!
1510 01:21:52 We still have to findthe treasure of King Pakal.
1511 01:21:54 What do you say?Are you in?
1512 01:21:58 Thanks, guys,but I've got plans
1513 01:22:02 Look after them.They're a great team.
1514 01:22:10 TAD: I don't getwhy you didn't stay.
1515 01:22:11 It was your opportunityto be showcased in a museum.
1516 01:22:14 I know, darling,it's where a goddess
1517 01:22:17 But who wants to belocked up again? Now I want
1518 01:22:21 Yeah! That's my Ramona.
1519 01:22:23 I can't believe my eyes!Two living mummies!
1520 01:22:26 You say "mummy,"but he's nothing
1521 01:22:30 And rancid bandages,I know, I know.
1522 01:22:33 But the most distinguishedsack of bones
1523 01:22:38 The Inca and Egyptianculture together
1524 01:22:42 You should beproud of yourselves.
1525 01:22:44 But the big lessonabout this adventure
1526 01:22:47 but who we've shared it with.
1527 01:22:48 And I've shared itwith my very
1528 01:22:51 My buddy, my colleague,my bro, my pal, my...
1529 01:22:54 Okay, okay, thanks, Mummy.We get the idea.
1530 01:22:57 I don't knowwhat I'd do without you,
1531 01:23:01 Huh?(SARA GIGGLES)
1532 01:23:02 (SQUEAKS)
1533 01:23:05 Ahhh! Chicken!
1534 01:23:09 (PANTING)
1535 01:23:11 (CHICKEN SQUEAKING)(YELLS)
1536 01:23:13 (SHOUTING)
1537 01:23:18 Huh?(SQUEAKING)
1538 01:23:20 (YELLING ANGRILY)
1539 01:23:23 (CURSING)
1540 01:23:27 (CHIRPS)