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1 00:00:10 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪
2 00:00:16 Back to ones.
3 00:00:19 Let's get it quiet, please.
4 00:00:21 Everyone, stay offchannel one now.
5 00:00:22 This is a take,not a rehearsal.
6 00:00:24 Picture is up.
7 00:00:25 Camera's set.
8 00:00:27 Let's roll sound!
9 00:00:28 Sound speed.
10 00:00:30 Let's speed cameras.
11 00:00:32 Camera one speeding.
12 00:00:33 Camera two speeding.
13 00:00:35 "B" camera mark.
14 00:00:36 ♪ I want to give it all to you ♪
15 00:00:38 "C" mark.
16 00:00:39 Stunts ready?
17 00:00:41 ♪ In the darkness ♪
18 00:00:43 Ready.
19 00:00:44 ♪ There's so much I want to do ♪
20 00:00:46 In three, two, one, action.
21 00:00:48 ♪ And tonight ♪
22 00:00:52 ♪ I want to lay itat your feet... ♪
23 00:00:56 They're in almost every movie.
24 00:00:59 You just don't knowthat they're there.
25 00:01:01 'Cause that's the job.
26 00:01:04 ♪ I was madefor lovin' you, baby ♪
27 00:01:06 They're the unknownstunt performers.
28 00:01:08 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪
29 00:01:10 And they get paidto do the cool stuff.
30 00:01:13 ♪ And I can't get enoughof you, baby ♪
31 00:01:15 ♪ Can you get enough... ♪
32 00:01:17 They also get paidto take it on the chin.
33 00:01:19 ♪ Tonight... ♪
34 00:01:22 And everywhere else,if you know what I mean.
35 00:01:25 ♪ Feel the magic... ♪
36 00:01:27 Oh, that's... that's me.
37 00:01:30 Colt Seavers.
38 00:01:32 Getting blown up and hidingmy face in a muddy puddle.
39 00:01:34 Which isn't ideal
40 00:01:36 when you're trying to look coolin front of Jody.
41 00:01:38 Who you just so happento have a major crush on.
42 00:01:41 She's a camera operator.
43 00:01:43 P.A. Lookingfor Tom Ryder's stunt double.
44 00:01:45 She's definitelygonna achieve her goal
45 00:01:47 of being a big-timeHollywood movie director.
46 00:01:49 You're so uncoordinated.
47 00:01:51 I don't want tooverromanticize it or anything,
48 00:01:53 but I think what Jody and Igot's the kind of thing
49 00:01:55 you can only really findin the movies.
50 00:01:57 - Hey. Jody.- Thank you.
51 00:01:59 Hey, Colt. Thanks so muchfor the stunt chat.
52 00:02:00 Stunt chats.I love 'em. Anytime.
53 00:02:03 Hey, uh, Tom needs to see youat the monitor.
54 00:02:05 - Uh-oh.- Yeah.
55 00:02:06 Am I in trouble?
56 00:02:08 She's talking about Tom Ryder,
57 00:02:09 who happens to be the biggestaction star on the pl...
58 00:02:12 Wait, why am I explaining this?
59 00:02:14 You know who Tom Ryder is.He's Tom Ryder.
60 00:02:17 Anyway, I've been hisstunt double for six years now.
61 00:02:20 Uh... flying in.
62 00:02:27 What happened? What's up?
63 00:02:29 Guess we're going again.
64 00:02:31 You know Tom and Gail.
65 00:02:32 There's a lot of grumblingand a bunch of hand gestures
66 00:02:35 over at the monitor, so I'mnot sure what's going on there,
67 00:02:37 - but...- Let me guess... too much face.
68 00:02:40 Okay, guys. Go to one for me.
69 00:02:42 Um...
70 00:02:44 - Jody, right?- What's your name again?
71 00:02:46 As you can see,that is not my chin.
72 00:02:47 When you look at my face, lookat my jaw compared to his jaw,
73 00:02:50 it's like his chin is off.
74 00:02:51 - It's like...- Yeah, we can't replace his face.
75 00:02:52 It's like Mr. Potato Head.
76 00:02:54 - I mean, no offense or anything, but you know.- Oh...
77 00:02:56 Oh, yeah, no. Sorry, I got lostin your beautiful jawline.
78 00:02:58 - It's dreamy.- No, listen,
79 00:03:00 we're just sayingit's not working for us.
80 00:03:02 - Let's, uh...- Okay.
81 00:03:03 Let's go again.
82 00:03:05 Oh, yeah, no,we're gonna have to go again.
83 00:03:06 - Okay. Okay.- Yeah. -100%.
84 00:03:08 I don't know, man.Do you think, um...
85 00:03:10 Try and make some magic?
86 00:03:11 Maybe you could do it backwardsor something? I don't know.
87 00:03:13 - It's just... less face.- Yeah.
88 00:03:16 The womanfreebasing the Diet Coke
89 00:03:17 is Tom's producer Gail.
90 00:03:19 - She's been making him look good for years.- Thank you.
91 00:03:21 - And it's not always easy.- All right.
92 00:03:22 - Give me some.- Oh! I'm gonna...
93 00:03:24 I can't complain.
94 00:03:25 I'm working with my dream girl.
95 00:03:26 Mm.
96 00:03:28 - On my dream job.- Copy. - Go back to one.
97 00:03:29 We got to switchthe pick points to the front.
98 00:03:31 - I'm living the dream.- He wants to go again.
99 00:03:33 - Copy that, Colt. We'll flip the rig.- Thank you.
100 00:03:35 You'll be falling backwards.
101 00:03:37 - Jody, go to two.- Stand quiet, please.
102 00:03:38 Everyone, stay offchannel one now.
103 00:03:41 Do you have a question for me?
104 00:03:43 Uh, yeah. It just lookedjust now like you wanted
105 00:03:45 - to ask me something.- Oh.
106 00:03:47 I was gonna go fora spicy margarita after work.
107 00:03:49 I was wonderingif you drink spicy margaritas.
108 00:03:53 Um, well,just to keep it professional,
109 00:03:55 I can only haveone spicy margarita.
110 00:03:57 Because if I have two,I start making bad decisions.
111 00:04:00 Well, you know,drinking margaritas
112 00:04:02 is all aboutmaking bad decisions.
113 00:04:05 Which reminds me, um,
114 00:04:07 after this job, I-I got to gosit on the sand somewhere,
115 00:04:10 and I was wondering, uh...I was gonna ask you a question.
116 00:04:13 Tell me.
117 00:04:16 Do you have any towelsthat I can borrow?
118 00:04:19 Yeah, I have some towels.
119 00:04:21 You know, it's so dangerousto swim alone.
120 00:04:24 Well, I would ask you to,you know, be my swim buddy,
121 00:04:27 but I don't knowif you have a bathing suit.
122 00:04:29 Wait a second. What do youcall that across the pond?
123 00:04:32 We call it a swimming costume.
124 00:04:37 Imagine that.
125 00:04:39 After this,you and I could both be
126 00:04:41 on the beach somewherein swimming costumes
127 00:04:43 drinking spicy margaritas,
128 00:04:45 - making bad decisions.- Okay, good to go.
129 00:04:48 Imagine that.
130 00:04:51 Okay, let's keep itlocked up all around!
131 00:04:55 - Let's strap him in.- Everyone quiet, please!
132 00:04:58 Speed on "A."
133 00:05:03 - You all right?- All right, let's take him to ones.
134 00:05:05 - Tail slate. - Going to ones.- Go ahead and sit back for me.
135 00:05:09 Let's go hot on stunts.
136 00:05:11 - And going out to the edge.- Stunts is hot.
137 00:05:13 - Take up the slack.- How we doing up there, stunt?
138 00:05:16 - Great. He's great. Here we go.- Position down.
139 00:05:19 He's at ones.
140 00:05:23 Ready to drop the line for me?
141 00:05:25 And three, two, one.
142 00:05:27 Action, action, action,action, action!
143 00:05:35 Call the medic! Medic!
144 00:05:41 Colt, are you okay?
145 00:05:43 I need you to step back.
146 00:05:44 You're not helping.
147 00:06:04 What's that saying,
148 00:06:06 "Pride comes before the fall"?
149 00:06:07 Well, they don't mention
150 00:06:09 that it sticks aroundafterwards, too.
151 00:06:13 Jody tried so hardto be there for me.
152 00:06:15 She really did. I just...
153 00:06:17 I couldn't do it.
154 00:06:21 Then I justdisappeared completely.
155 00:06:25 Well...
156 00:06:27 at least I thought I did.
157 00:06:39 Hello?
158 00:06:41 Oh! Colt!
159 00:06:42 It's Gail.
160 00:06:44 - Your favorite producer.- How'd you get this number?
161 00:06:47 Someone said you were workingat the Captain's Cockatoo.
162 00:06:50 A valet.
163 00:06:51 Wow! I didn't believe it.
164 00:06:53 It's actuallyEl Cacatúa del Capitan.
165 00:06:56 It's a family-run place.We pool tips.
166 00:07:01 Plus, I getall the burritos I can eat.
167 00:07:04 Kind of living the dreamif you think about it.
168 00:07:05 Break time's over.You've got a customer.
169 00:07:08 Number 43.
170 00:07:10 Hey.
171 00:07:14 Yo, bro, I know youfrom somewhere.
172 00:07:16 Where I know you from, bro?
173 00:07:18 Oh, yeah, you were onthat Tom Ryder movie I was on.
174 00:07:22 - You're the stunt guy!- Not anymore.
175 00:07:24 - Did you, like, break your back or some shit?- I did, yeah.
176 00:07:27 I know things haven't been easyfor you since... the incident.
177 00:07:31 And I just hope
178 00:07:32 that you don't hold itagainst me or Tom.
179 00:07:35 You know, we wereabsolutely devastated.
180 00:07:38 He sent you a message, right?
181 00:07:42 The prayer hands emoji?
182 00:07:43 Right, yeah.He's still an asshole.
183 00:07:45 How are you even still alive?Yo, babe.
184 00:07:47 - Babe, hey, come here.- I don't know.
185 00:07:49 - I wish I wasn't right now.- You got to meet this guy.
186 00:07:50 Come here.You got to hear this.
187 00:07:52 You don't have to hear this.It's fine. Hi.
188 00:07:54 This dude was on a movieI was on.
189 00:07:55 - Most epic fail I've ever seen.- Mm.
190 00:07:59 I don't blameeither one of you, Gail.
191 00:08:01 That was my fault.
192 00:08:03 And when you startmaking mistakes like that,
193 00:08:04 it's time to hang up the pads.
194 00:08:06 Oh, it was an accident, Colt.
195 00:08:08 Everybody knows that.
196 00:08:10 Tom has put mein a real situation here, Colt.
197 00:08:14 I just need a little bitof help from an old friend,
198 00:08:17 who just happens to be,you know, the best stuntman
199 00:08:20 I've ever worked within my life.
200 00:08:21 Which is why you are gettingon a plane for me tomorrow
201 00:08:24 and coming to Sydney.
202 00:08:25 I'm not gettingon a plane, Gail.
203 00:08:27 I can't bear that you wouldthrow away all that talent.
204 00:08:29 You shouldn't beparking cars, Colt.
205 00:08:31 You need to be smashingburning Kawasakis
206 00:08:34 through panes of glass.
207 00:08:35 Yo, fall guy? Yo.
208 00:08:38 Bring my car backwithout a scratch,
209 00:08:40 I got a crispy fiverhere for you, bro.
210 00:09:05 Come on.It's gonna be like old times.
211 00:09:08 I know you've missed it.
212 00:09:09 Goodbye, Gail.
213 00:09:11 Wait, wait, wait!Wait. Hold on.
214 00:09:13 Did I, did I tell you... I...Did I tell you
215 00:09:14 that the director'sasked for you specifically?
216 00:09:16 Sorry to disappoint him.
217 00:09:18 - Well, don't you want to know who it is?- Nope.
218 00:09:20 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
219 00:09:22 It's Jody.
220 00:09:24 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder ♪
221 00:09:27 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪
222 00:09:28 I'm giving her her big break.
223 00:09:30 Make sure it's an aisle seat.
224 00:09:32 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder... ♪
225 00:09:34 I don't know.
226 00:09:36 Maybe I just spent so much time
227 00:09:37 riding shotgunin someone else's story
228 00:09:39 I forgot how to takethe wheel of my own.
229 00:09:41 Wait. Does that make sense?
230 00:09:44 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪
231 00:09:47 I don't know whyI'm talking so much anyway.
232 00:09:50 I'm not the hero of this story.
233 00:09:53 I'm just the stunt guy.
234 00:09:57 ♪ Thunder ♪
235 00:10:01 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪
236 00:10:04 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪
237 00:10:06 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,thunderstruck ♪
238 00:10:11 ♪ Ooh, thunderstruck ♪
239 00:10:18 ♪ Yeah ♪
240 00:10:25 ♪ I was shakingat the knees... ♪
241 00:10:29 No!
242 00:10:36 Chill! It's a rental!
243 00:10:50 Earth, minerals, stone.
244 00:10:53 A new eau de parfumby Tom Ryder.
245 00:10:59 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪
246 00:11:02 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪
247 00:11:04 - ♪ Thunderstruck ♪- ♪ Thunderstruck ♪
248 00:11:07 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
249 00:11:08 ♪ You've been thunderstruck. ♪
250 00:11:20 Is that... Yeah?
251 00:11:21 I didn't realize they were,uh, scanning doubles now.
252 00:11:24 Eh, it's new technology.
253 00:11:25 Basically, we usethe geometry of your face
254 00:11:28 to retarget Ryder's face,
255 00:11:29 and we put Ryder's faceback on top of your face.
256 00:11:32 Like a deepfake situation.
257 00:11:34 If you get a chance, turn meinto Tom Cruise, would you?
258 00:11:38 Hey, welcome to Sydney.Are you Colt Seavers?
259 00:11:41 Yeah. Hey. Do you knowwhere I can get some coffee?
260 00:11:43 This jet lagis really kicking in.
261 00:11:45 Yeah, no stress. I got you.
262 00:11:46 And does the director knowI'm here?
263 00:11:48 - She asked for me.- Uh...
264 00:11:50 Does-does she wantto say hi or...?
265 00:11:51 I haven't heard.No, sorry, bro.
266 00:11:53 Uh, but the stunt coordinatorwants to see you.
267 00:11:55 - He's just in the jacket there.- Okay, great.
268 00:11:57 Will you just tell herI'm here and...
269 00:11:59 you know, that coffeeif you get a chance?
270 00:12:00 Oh.
271 00:12:02 Dan Tucker.
272 00:12:03 Big-time Hollywoodstunt coordinator.
273 00:12:07 It's about time.
274 00:12:08 Congratulations.
275 00:12:10 Thank you. Look at you.
276 00:12:12 So do I call you "sir" now,or how does that work?
277 00:12:14 Oh, feel freeto call me "boss," you know.
278 00:12:16 Okay, boss.
279 00:12:17 I don't think I should bein this Nomex, right?
280 00:12:19 I mean, it's like, we're notdoing anything crazy, are we?
281 00:12:21 I was just aboutto explain that.
282 00:12:23 A cannon roll?!
283 00:12:24 It's time for you to startrolling cars again
284 00:12:26 instead of parking them.
285 00:12:28 You had an accident.
286 00:12:30 It was a massivemiscalculation of the rig.
287 00:12:32 I-I almost killed myselfin front of the whole crew.
288 00:12:35 You know, I'd rather just nothave my first stunt back
289 00:12:37 be another epic failure,especially in front of Jody.
290 00:12:39 I mean, you understand.
291 00:12:41 "It's not about how hardof a hit you can give."
292 00:12:43 - Oh.- "It's about how many times
293 00:12:45 - you can get hit and keep moving forward."- Come on.
294 00:12:49 That's messed up. You can'tquote Rocky on me like that.
295 00:12:52 So it's a laser gunwith a dagger?
296 00:12:55 - Yes, like a bayonet.- Right.
297 00:12:57 Do we need the bayonet?Wouldn't the laser achieve...
298 00:12:59 On the battlefield, yes.Hundred percent.
299 00:13:00 It just gives ita quite a strange shape.
300 00:13:02 - Oh, this guitar bit at the end?- Yeah.
301 00:13:04 Yeah, well, you saidyou wanted metal,
302 00:13:05 so it's, like, heavy metal.
303 00:13:07 Okay, how-how... how manyhave you done like this?
304 00:13:09 - Uh, two.- Okay. Good.
305 00:13:10 - Hundred.- Ooh. Okay. Yeah, fantastic.
306 00:13:12 - Thanks, boss.- Okay. It looks like a guitar.
307 00:13:14 - Yes.- Nigel, how we doing on the pyrotechnics?
308 00:13:16 - What's going on?- I think we only have enough for one take.
309 00:13:18 - Boss! Boss, listen.- No. Come on. - Yes.
310 00:13:19 - Yes?- We could create something that looks
311 00:13:21 - way more realistic with VFX.- No, no, no.
312 00:13:23 - Come on. Give it to me.- Venti, Venti, Venti.
313 00:13:24 I don't want real.I don't want real.
314 00:13:26 - This is a sci-fi epic, cosmic love story.- Why?
315 00:13:28 Okay? Of cosmic proportions.
316 00:13:29 It's got to mirrorthat otherworldly thing
317 00:13:31 when you fall in love.
318 00:13:33 You know, it's-it's imperfect.It's beautiful.
319 00:13:34 I want it that way, okay?
320 00:13:36 - Let's go big with our one take, okay?- Okay.
321 00:13:38 Holy shit.
322 00:13:39 Was that it?Was that my one take?
323 00:13:40 Uh, I'm sure we have...
324 00:13:42 Oh, my God!
325 00:13:43 Well, I got to say, though,looks absolutely fantastic.
326 00:13:45 - Boss. Listen, listen.- Look at that.
327 00:13:46 You sure you wantto use real pyros?
328 00:13:48 - Yeah.- But we definitely don't need this.
329 00:13:49 - No, no, no, no. Yeah.- We don't.
330 00:13:50 Well, we're just gonnahave to loop the actors.
331 00:13:52 - That's all.- That's okay, Ray.
332 00:13:53 It's a stuntman in a carwith a helmet on, okay?
333 00:13:55 - Oh. Uh, all right.- No looping. No monologuing.
334 00:13:56 What the hell is going onover there, Rush?
335 00:13:57 We did not call for pyro.
336 00:13:58 I will seriouslytrack down your family
337 00:14:00 and kill every last one of them!
338 00:14:01 This is why they're doing it.
339 00:14:03 'Cause they feel you don'trespect them, Nigel, okay?
340 00:14:04 - It's my tone.- Your tone, your words, all of it, just...
341 00:14:06 - I see, okay.- Jody? Jody? - Darla, yes? Okay. Yeah.
342 00:14:08 Jody, um, sorry, I...I couldn't get my printer
343 00:14:10 - working last night...- Okay, yep.
344 00:14:12 ...but I sort of synthesizedour conversation
345 00:14:13 that we had on the third act,and what if
346 00:14:15 one of the characters in thefilm acknowledges in the film
347 00:14:18 that we're having a problemwith the third act?
348 00:14:20 - Yeah?- No. No.
349 00:14:22 But I appreciate you thinkingoutside the box, Darla.
350 00:14:23 I really, really do.
351 00:14:25 Nigel, you've got to stop them.
352 00:14:26 - I will gut you like the pigs that you are!- Oh, my God.
353 00:14:28 - Stop testing!- Whoo!
354 00:14:29 - Boss!- Yep?
355 00:14:31 - Test went well.- Fantastic.
356 00:14:33 Okay, so, guys, simmer down.Eyes on me.
357 00:14:35 Here's what's gonna happen.
358 00:14:37 No VFX, Venti.It looks absolutely fabulous.
359 00:14:39 Nigel, we need to shoot now.The tide's coming in.
360 00:14:41 Let's go.The shot's gonna be epic.
361 00:14:42 Shot's up in five, people.Thank you.
362 00:14:55 Colt? Brother?
363 00:14:57 What's happening, man?
364 00:15:00 - Bad sand.- Bad sand.
365 00:15:02 Yeah.
366 00:15:04 I think we got to postpone.Hate to say it.
367 00:15:06 Dan, what's the delay, please?
368 00:15:08 Uh, we're just doinga little safety check.
369 00:15:10 It's the density.It's bad density.
370 00:15:11 We're looking atthe density of the sand.
371 00:15:13 There's a new driver.
372 00:15:14 - Who is it? Where's Henry?- No idea.
373 00:15:16 Nigel, this isthe biggest shot of the film,
374 00:15:18 and I have a newbie.
375 00:15:20 - Dan says we can do it.- Okay.
376 00:15:22 Seriously, we're gonna driftall over the place.
377 00:15:25 What is that, a king tide?
378 00:15:27 Here's what you do.You wait till it comes in.
379 00:15:28 It compacts the sand,then we shoot sunset for sunup.
380 00:15:31 You're stalling.
381 00:15:32 - Maybe.- You're stalling.
382 00:15:34 - Two things can be true.- Brother, I've got
383 00:15:37 a tent full ofrookie Australians out here.
384 00:15:39 I'm gonna be sick.
385 00:15:40 You got this. You're the one.
386 00:15:42 - Why you got to say that?- Okay?
387 00:15:43 Why you got to say that?
388 00:15:44 You've done thisa million times.
389 00:15:46 And so have you.You know, you just jinxed it.
390 00:15:49 You just jinxed it!
391 00:15:51 Hey, Dan, I need the driverin the car now, please.
392 00:15:52 - Okay, the tide's coming up.- Okay.
393 00:15:53 Thank you so much.Appreciate you.
394 00:15:54 - Is that Jody?- Yes, it's Jody.
395 00:15:57 She say something about me?
396 00:15:59 Stop with... your-your face.Stop it. Stop it.
397 00:16:02 She didn't sayanything about you.
398 00:16:05 Get in the car!
399 00:16:09 This is really important to her.
400 00:16:11 Yes, it's important to her.
401 00:16:12 - Is this Comic-Con or something?- Hall H.
402 00:16:15 "This is one of those times,
403 00:16:18 whether it's an inch or a mile,a win is a win."
404 00:16:23 That's easy.Fast and the Furious.
405 00:16:25 Ah!
406 00:16:26 Let's go. You got this.
407 00:16:29 Did you see the coffee lady?
408 00:16:30 She was wearing, like, a hat.
409 00:16:31 - I see you in the car.- Okay.
410 00:16:34 Let's getthe medics in place, please.
411 00:16:35 This is the hero set.I've got five more after that.
412 00:16:37 Are you ready, Dan? Yeah.
413 00:16:39 - Rock and roll.- Lock it up!
414 00:16:41 - Thank you.- Three minute away...
415 00:16:44 Okay, folks,
416 00:16:45 he's buckled in.Stunts are ready.
417 00:16:47 Godspeed, Colt.
418 00:16:48 Everybody knows their spots.
419 00:16:50 Everybody knowstheir responsibilities.
420 00:16:52 FX, please go hot on the cannon.
421 00:16:53 Do this right.
422 00:16:55 Okay, engaging the cannon now.
423 00:16:56 We do this safeand everybody goes home.
424 00:16:58 Charging the cannon.
425 00:17:00 2,000 PSI in the cannon.
426 00:17:02 Stunts is good.
427 00:17:03 Cannon is hot.
428 00:17:05 Cameras, where are we at?
429 00:17:07 Are you rolling? Camera one?
430 00:17:09 - Speed on one.- Camera two?
431 00:17:10 - Speed.- Camera three?
432 00:17:11 Speed on three.
433 00:17:17 Background.And three, two, one.
434 00:17:21 Action, action, action!
435 00:17:28 All right, guys, stay frosty.
436 00:17:30 Three, two, one!
437 00:17:38 - Dan, I need him close to the camera now.- Copy that!
438 00:17:42 Look,I don't want to be that guy,
439 00:17:44 but the sand's a little loose.
440 00:17:45 I can't get any traction.
441 00:17:47 When I do, it jumps,
442 00:17:49 so if you get any closer,you're gonna lose the camera.
443 00:17:51 I know, I know,but get in there.
444 00:17:53 - You got this, baby!- Move up, move up.
445 00:17:57 No, no, not that close.Oh. What the...
446 00:18:00 Keep rolling.
447 00:18:02 We have seven more cameras.Keep rolling!
448 00:18:03 Okay!
449 00:18:05 Ready in three, two, one!
450 00:18:33 Nobody goes in
451 00:18:34 until stunts givesthe all clear.
452 00:18:43 - Is he all right?- Colt, you all right?
453 00:18:45 Quickly, get him.Come on, get him.
454 00:18:47 - Just get in there.- Oh, my God.
455 00:18:49 - Easy, easy.- Colt, you did it!
456 00:18:51 Eight and a half rolls!
457 00:18:53 Come on, you okay? You good?
458 00:18:55 You good? Hey, hey,hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
459 00:18:59 Jody's coming. Hold on. Okay.
460 00:19:01 So good, Dan. Is he good?
461 00:19:03 - Yeah, of course.- So good, so good.
462 00:19:05 Loved it, loved it.
463 00:19:06 - Incredible.- Okay.
464 00:19:18 Whose idea was this?
465 00:19:21 - I think it was Gail's idea.- I thought it was your idea.
466 00:19:23 I-I just found outabout this yesterday.
467 00:19:25 Dan, come on.
468 00:19:27 I didn't approve him.I didn't approve him.
469 00:19:29 I would never have approved him.
470 00:19:31 She didn't approve me.
471 00:19:32 Can I talk to you for a second?
472 00:19:33 I'm not approved.
473 00:19:34 Interesting move. Really.
474 00:19:36 Really interesting.Just very casual.
475 00:19:39 Here you are, you show up,and, "I'm your new stuntman."
476 00:19:54 - Don't do that. You can't do that.- What?
477 00:19:57 - Directing a movie.- Your hat's coming off.
478 00:20:01 Why are you here?
479 00:20:03 - I think there's been a misunderstanding.- Clearly.
480 00:20:05 Because I was underthe impression that...
481 00:20:09 ...you did want me here.
482 00:20:11 That's a delusional thought.We haven't spoken in a year.
483 00:20:12 - Let's not get into it.- Gail, Gail... But Gail told me
484 00:20:14 - that you wanted me here.- Okay. Whatever.
485 00:20:16 I don't even care about it,but you clipped the camera.
486 00:20:17 I-I-I'm a little rusty.
487 00:20:20 - Comic-Con shot ruined.- I'm sor... I know.
488 00:20:21 - Hall H. It's a big deal.- Yeah. Yeah.
489 00:20:24 - Congratulations.- Thank you.
490 00:20:26 I'm happy for you.
491 00:20:31 This whole director thinglooks good on you.
492 00:20:33 Even the gardening hat, somehow.
493 00:20:36 Everyone wears them.It's like a set thing.
494 00:20:39 - Okay?- Yeah, I see it. It's...
495 00:20:41 They're not making it lookas good as you are, that's all.
496 00:20:44 And I'm not trying to be fla...I'm just saying the facts.
497 00:20:46 But you look good in everything.
498 00:20:48 You look good in nothing.Whatever.
499 00:20:50 - No, I don't mean it like that.- Really? This isn't...
500 00:20:52 - But you do look good in nothing.- This isn't work...
501 00:20:53 - This isn't gonna work.- I mean, you do.
502 00:20:55 But it's not what I...
503 00:20:59 - I'll take anyone. Anyone else.- Yeah.
504 00:21:01 - Anyone but him.- Can I be honest with you?
505 00:21:03 - Who have you got? Yep.- We literally have no one else.
506 00:21:06 - What's next?- The fire burn.
507 00:21:11 It's your call.
508 00:21:12 - Okay.- Can we get a nurse on standby, please?
509 00:21:14 We're gonna setthis man on fire.
510 00:21:34 - Cut, cut, cut.- That's a cut.
511 00:21:36 - Cutting there, please.- That's a cut!
512 00:21:41 How you feeling, Colt Seavers?
513 00:21:43 - He's good.- He's all good.
514 00:21:45 We're gonna go again.Thumbs-up, okay?
515 00:21:46 Technical issue.Little bump on the dolly.
516 00:21:48 - Huh?- Can you fix that, Jimmy?
517 00:21:50 - Back to ones, please.- Thank you.
518 00:21:52 - Going again.- Please, back to one.
519 00:21:54 Colt, do you feel a bitflung into the deep end here?
520 00:21:56 I'm just wondering, 'causeyou haven't read the script,
521 00:21:58 if you'd like some backstory,some context?
522 00:21:59 - Would that be good?- Just go with it.
523 00:22:01 Yeah, helpful?Okay. Here we go.
524 00:22:03 So, sci-fi love story,two characters,
525 00:22:05 one of them's an alien...Aliena...
526 00:22:08 and you're Space Cowboy.
527 00:22:10 They shared what's calleda moon season.
528 00:22:12 In real life,you might call it a fling.
529 00:22:14 Um, brief but very intense.
530 00:22:17 And... hopeful.
531 00:22:20 Now, neither of themhad ever been in a relationship
532 00:22:23 that deep before.
533 00:22:25 And they told each other thatover and over and over again.
534 00:22:28 Him more than her,you know, to the point where
535 00:22:30 sometimes she was like,"Chill out," you know.
536 00:22:32 But anyway,in a tragic turn of events,
537 00:22:34 Space Cowboy is wounded,and he just disappears.
538 00:22:41 Without a trace.
539 00:22:48 I can keep going.
540 00:22:49 I can hit the rockbetter now, thanks.
541 00:22:51 We're going again!
542 00:22:55 Sound speed.
543 00:22:57 And action!
544 00:23:02 That's a cut!
545 00:23:03 Cutting there, please.
546 00:23:08 - Everything okay?- You good?
547 00:23:10 For a little morecontext, Colt,
548 00:23:11 Aliena's sort of devastated.
549 00:23:13 And she starts sort ofreplaying everything
550 00:23:15 in her head over and over again.
551 00:23:17 Did she misread the vibe?
552 00:23:19 Was it just a fling?
553 00:23:20 Did she let her imaginationrun wild again?
554 00:23:23 Or did he lie to her?
555 00:23:25 Was he full of shit?
556 00:23:29 But let me be clear:
557 00:23:30 eventually, Aliena did move on.
558 00:23:32 All right?
559 00:23:34 And she started doing Pilates.
560 00:23:37 Got herselfa banging revenge body,
561 00:23:40 and then she started datingother humans.
562 00:23:43 One after another.
563 00:23:45 And she hadso many mind-blowing,
564 00:23:47 far superior experiences,you wouldn't even believe it.
565 00:23:50 - Right, girls?- Yeah.
566 00:23:51 - You know what I mean?- Yeah. Yeah.
567 00:23:53 Yeah, it was like a sushi train.
568 00:23:54 I'm gonna be sick.
569 00:23:57 And do you know what?We're gonna go again, Colt,
570 00:23:59 'cause there wasa little buzz on that one.
571 00:24:00 Okay, light him up.
572 00:24:03 Last one, everybody. Action!
573 00:24:08 It-It's just feelingso withheld,
574 00:24:11 so how 'bout some dialogue?
575 00:24:12 Yeah, that's all right, Darla.
576 00:24:14 I'm gonna gostraight to the source.
577 00:24:16 Hey, Colt, if Space Cowboyhad to say something,
578 00:24:19 if he was forced to saysomething, what would he say?
579 00:24:22 How would he justify
580 00:24:24 this year she's spentspinning out over this?
581 00:24:26 What could he say?It's a puzzler, isn't it?
582 00:24:27 - But have you got any thoughts?- Uh, maybe he could talk...
583 00:24:30 Nigel, can you, can youget him a bullhorn?
584 00:24:31 I can't hear him.
585 00:24:33 Traveling.
586 00:24:43 Come again, Colt.What was that?
587 00:24:45 - It's already on.- In this movie,
588 00:24:47 do the aliens and the humansever talk...
589 00:24:51 in private?
590 00:24:53 - No, not really.- No private conversations?
591 00:24:55 No, they don't likedoing private.
592 00:24:57 Like, they liketo keep it very public.
593 00:24:58 - Very open.- Oh.
594 00:25:02 Well, maybe I'll just, uh,open it up to the group here.
595 00:25:06 Have you ever been in one ofthose situations where...
596 00:25:11 ...you want to say somethingand it's so important
597 00:25:13 that you can't mess it up?
598 00:25:15 So, you thinklong and hard about it,
599 00:25:20 and then you realize...
600 00:25:22 you've already messed it up?
601 00:25:24 'Cause you've thoughttoo long and too hard about it?
602 00:25:30 You're...
603 00:25:32 What's that?
604 00:25:35 You want...
605 00:25:41 I had a similar situation
606 00:25:43 when I fell in lovewith my wife's sister.
607 00:25:45 - Okay. All right. What...- No.
608 00:25:47 No. Okay.
609 00:25:49 Uh...
610 00:25:51 And again,this is hard because...
611 00:25:53 you know, I haven'tread the script.
612 00:25:55 But...
613 00:25:59 ...he'd probably say...
614 00:26:02 ...that he's been living...
615 00:26:07 ...in total regret since then.
616 00:26:11 You know, afraid...
617 00:26:12 that he'll never getan opportunity
618 00:26:14 to make it up to her...
619 00:26:18 ...because he waited too long.
620 00:26:19 And...
621 00:26:23 ...she's probably moved on.
622 00:26:25 Uh, sorry, Jody,
623 00:26:27 speaking of moving on,we, uh...
624 00:26:31 One more?
625 00:26:38 I'd love another chance.
626 00:26:44 - Roll it, Nigel.- Let's turn over, please!
627 00:26:46 - All cameras are rolling.- Shot's up, sound speeding.
628 00:26:48 Okay, light him up!
629 00:26:52 Action! Thank you!
630 00:27:00 Gail?
631 00:27:04 Gail?
632 00:27:05 Oh. Coffee.
633 00:27:16 Mm! You're here.
634 00:27:18 Oh, no, don't use that.It's broken.
635 00:27:19 Eight and a half rolls?
636 00:27:22 That is a world record!
637 00:27:25 Thank you so much.
638 00:27:28 It's better than parking cars,isn't it?
639 00:27:32 Would you cut the shit, Gail?
640 00:27:34 What? It was amazing.What are you talking about?
641 00:27:36 She doesn't want me here, Gail.
642 00:27:39 Yes, she does.
643 00:27:40 Oh, of course she does.
644 00:27:41 - You lied. You lied.- Oh.
645 00:27:44 - Colt.- Do you know how that feels?
646 00:27:46 I think you deservea second chance.
647 00:27:48 It's, like, the messagein all my movies.
648 00:27:52 What's the messagein all my movies?
649 00:27:54 Uh...
650 00:27:56 Nihilism's a viable worldview?
651 00:28:00 No, that's justthe entertainment.
652 00:28:02 That's like the...
653 00:28:05 like the sexy bacon.
654 00:28:06 - What is this?- You know? It's like dogs.
655 00:28:09 You got to wrap the message...
656 00:28:11 in some sexy bacon.
657 00:28:14 I mean, all those movies,people fall down.
658 00:28:17 They're rollingin their own shit.
659 00:28:19 They don't think they can cope,but they can. They get back up.
660 00:28:21 Do you mind if I lay down?
661 00:28:23 With the multiple fire burnsand the cannon rolls
662 00:28:26 - and the jet lag, I just...- Yep, yep, yep.
663 00:28:28 ...could use a little shut-eye.
664 00:28:30 Yep.
665 00:28:31 Okay, let me get this straight.
666 00:28:34 - Nihilism is the sexy bacon?- Yeah.
667 00:28:37 The audience are dogs?
668 00:28:39 There we go.
669 00:28:40 And when you fall down,you get back up.
670 00:28:42 - Thank you.- I'm glad we did this.
671 00:28:45 Now, what am Ireally doing here, Gail?
672 00:28:50 Um...
673 00:28:52 Ryder's missing.
674 00:28:53 He has fallen in
675 00:28:55 with some shady,shitty, shitty people.
676 00:28:58 Well, Gail...
677 00:29:01 ...call the cops.
678 00:29:03 I can't call the cops.
679 00:29:04 Well, why not?
680 00:29:06 The studio will knowthat I am way over budget.
681 00:29:08 They will pull the plug on this.
682 00:29:10 You know that.
683 00:29:12 Please go and find him.
684 00:29:14 Why me?
685 00:29:15 You're a stuntman,for God's sake.
686 00:29:17 No one's gonna noticewhether you're here or not.
687 00:29:19 - No offense.- I mean, some taken.
688 00:29:21 You know him intimately.
689 00:29:23 It can be so simple.
690 00:29:26 You pick him up,you dust him off,
691 00:29:28 you bring him back here.
692 00:29:30 I know I can trust you.
693 00:29:31 And you know who cantrust you more than anyone,
694 00:29:33 she just doesn'trealize it yet, is Jody.
695 00:29:36 This is her big chance.
696 00:29:39 Do you want her first movieto be her last?
697 00:29:42 You've got to help me out, man.
698 00:29:45 It's been a long couple days.
699 00:29:48 I'm gonna go to the hotel,I'm gonna...
700 00:29:51 What is it? It's my yesterday,it's your tomor...
701 00:29:54 I'm gonna call youyour tomorrow.
702 00:29:55 - Right, no. Today.- My today.
703 00:29:57 That is the door codeof Ryder's loft.
704 00:29:59 The patio door.Took it from his trailer.
705 00:30:01 He's still doingthis Post-it note thing?
706 00:30:03 Oh.Let's not even get into that.
707 00:30:05 At this point,it's like Memento level.
708 00:30:07 I can only keep thisfrom Jody and the studio
709 00:30:10 48 hours max.
710 00:30:12 Save Jody's movie,
711 00:30:14 and maybe you getthe love of your life back.
712 00:30:18 Did you just turn Jodyinto the sexy bacon?
713 00:30:20 She's beenthe sexy bacon all along.
714 00:30:23 You're good.
715 00:30:25 It's the only left-hand driveI have.
716 00:30:29 Please don't wreck it.It's product placement.
717 00:30:31 There's only two of them.
718 00:30:34 I know how you stunties drive.
719 00:30:39 You seek to destroyall I hold dear.
720 00:30:55 ♪ 'Cause there we are again ♪
721 00:30:57 ♪ When I loved you so ♪
722 00:30:59 ♪ Back before you lost ♪
723 00:31:01 ♪ The one real thingyou've ever known ♪
724 00:31:04 ♪ It was rare, I was there ♪
725 00:31:09 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪
726 00:31:29 ♪ And maybe we got lostin translation ♪
727 00:31:32 ♪ Maybe I asked for too much ♪
728 00:31:35 ♪ But maybe this thingwas a masterpiece ♪
729 00:31:38 ♪ Till you tore it all up ♪
730 00:31:40 ♪ Running scared, I was there ♪
731 00:31:45 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪
732 00:31:50 ♪ And you call me up again ♪
733 00:31:53 ♪ Just to break melike a promise ♪
734 00:31:56 ♪ So casually cruelin the name of being honest ♪
735 00:32:01 ♪ I'm a crumpled-uppiece of paper... ♪
736 00:32:13 What are you doing?
737 00:32:15 Uh, just, uh, chilling down.
738 00:32:17 Were you "chilling down"to Taylor Swift?
739 00:32:19 - Yep.- Mm.
740 00:32:21 It's just somethingAustralians say.
741 00:32:23 Really? I've been here for sixmonths, I've never heard it.
742 00:32:24 Yeah, "chilling down under,"you know,
743 00:32:26 but it's shorter to say"chilling down."
744 00:32:27 - Have you been crying?- Not at all.
745 00:32:29 You look likeyou've been crying.
746 00:32:32 Jet lag.
747 00:32:34 That was so dangerous,and I'm very sorry.
748 00:32:37 Lighting you up like that.
749 00:32:39 It was very cathartic.
750 00:32:41 - I feel better.- I deserved it.
751 00:32:46 I'm gonna make the cameraup to you, by the way.
752 00:32:49 Can I get in the car with you?
753 00:32:54 Clean your face. You're a mess.
754 00:32:59 So how have you been?
755 00:33:01 Oh, you know.
756 00:33:05 Yeah? Thumbs-up?
757 00:33:06 God, I hate that bullshit,that stunt guy bullshit.
758 00:33:11 And that's fine.
759 00:33:12 You don't have toexplain anything.
760 00:33:13 It's all good. It was a fling.
761 00:33:15 Less than a fling. It wasa flingette, and that's fine.
762 00:33:17 I don't even want to know.
763 00:33:19 And the problem with forcingsomething is you get nowhere.
764 00:33:21 You know, one time my momforced my dad to exercise.
765 00:33:23 Do you know what happened?
766 00:33:25 Snapped his ankle first timehe stepped on the treadmill.
767 00:33:27 She forced it, now he hasa piece of metal in his foot.
768 00:33:29 Moral of the story isyou should just be you.
769 00:33:34 Well, look, I've thoughta lot about this, actually,
770 00:33:36 and I, uh...
771 00:33:38 It's not likeI didn't want to apologize
772 00:33:39 a million times.
773 00:33:41 Yeah.
774 00:33:42 Uh, it's just, every time I...
775 00:33:49 You know, when I think ofsomething to say...
776 00:33:54 ...doesn't seem like enough.
777 00:34:01 Okay.
778 00:34:03 No problem.
779 00:34:05 Boundaries. Boundaries.
780 00:34:08 That's important.
781 00:34:09 Because I havea lot of pressure on me.
782 00:34:11 You have no idea how hard it wasfor me to make this movie, okay?
783 00:34:15 I just need to focus,so if you're gonna stay here,
784 00:34:17 we need to keep it...
785 00:34:19 like, super profesh.
786 00:34:22 "Professional"is my middle name.
787 00:34:23 Mm-hmm.
788 00:34:27 I thought your middle namewas "Danger."
789 00:34:29 That's a stage name.
790 00:34:33 Colt Profesh Seavers.
791 00:34:40 Promise me you're notgonna derail this, okay?
792 00:34:43 Promise.
793 00:34:46 Okay.
794 00:34:53 Want to do some doughnuts?
795 00:35:04 Do you want to drive meto my car?
796 00:35:07 Yeah.
797 00:35:19 Okay, goodbye.
798 00:35:26 ♪ It was rare, I was there ♪
799 00:35:30 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪
800 00:35:36 ♪ Wind in my hair,you were there ♪
801 00:35:39 ♪ You remember it all ♪
802 00:35:41 ♪ Down the stairs ♪
803 00:35:42 ♪ You were there ♪
804 00:35:44 ♪ You remember it all... ♪
805 00:36:14 Okay.
806 00:36:16 "Tom, long time no see.
807 00:36:18 Gail asked me to checkand make sure you're okay."
808 00:36:22 "Colt, thought you were dead.
809 00:36:25 Why you got to besuch a pussy bitch?"
810 00:36:27 "Tom, I'm gonna have to ask younot to refer to me
811 00:36:30 as a pussy or a bitch."
812 00:36:33 "Okay, but you got hurtlike a pussy
813 00:36:35 and you're acting like a bitch."
814 00:36:37 Tom?
815 00:36:38 Colt Seavers.Just checking in on you.
816 00:36:42 Jody needs you back on set, pal.
817 00:36:47 And I-I don't want to bea part of
818 00:36:49 any breaking in,role-play games.
819 00:36:58 Well, all right.
820 00:37:01 ♪ DJ Khaled! ♪
821 00:37:03 ♪ Hey ♪
822 00:37:05 - ♪ Yeah ♪- ♪ We The Best! ♪
823 00:37:07 ♪ All I do is win, win, win,no matter what ♪
824 00:37:09 ♪ Got money on my mind,I can never get enough ♪
825 00:37:12 ♪ And every timeI step up in the building ♪
826 00:37:15 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
827 00:37:19 ♪ And they stay there ♪
828 00:37:20 ♪ And they say, "Yeah!"and they stay there ♪
829 00:37:23 ♪ Up, down, up, down,up, down ♪
830 00:37:26 ♪ 'Cause all I do iswin, win, win ♪
831 00:37:28 ♪ And if you going in... ♪
832 00:37:31 - ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪- ♪ Luda! ♪
833 00:37:33 ♪ Ludacris going inon the verse ♪
834 00:37:35 ♪ 'Cause I never been defeatedand I won't stop now ♪
835 00:37:36 ♪ Keep your hands up,get 'em in the sky ♪
836 00:37:38 ♪ For the homiesthat didn't make it ♪
837 00:37:39 ♪ And my folks locked down ♪
838 00:37:41 ♪ I never went nowhere, butthey saying, "Luda's back..." ♪
839 00:37:43 Coffee.
840 00:37:44 ♪ The hood call it Luda 'gnac ♪
841 00:37:46 ♪ Can't never count me out,y'all better count me in ♪
842 00:37:50 ♪ Got 20 bank accounts,accountants count me in ♪
843 00:37:52 ♪ Make millions every year,the South's champion ♪
844 00:37:55 ♪ 'Cause all I do, all I,all I, all I, all I do is ♪
845 00:37:58 ♪ All I do is win, win... ♪
846 00:37:59 What the...!
847 00:38:06 ♪ Everybody hands go up... ♪
848 00:38:19 ♪ Win, and if you going in ♪
849 00:38:21 ♪ Put your hands in the air,make 'em stay there ♪
850 00:38:24 ♪ And they say, "Yeah!"and they stay there ♪
851 00:38:27 ♪ Up, down, up, down,up, down... ♪
852 00:38:31 Why do you look so familiar?
853 00:38:36 Where do I know you from?
854 00:38:38 I'm Iggy Starr,lead actress on Metalstorm.
855 00:38:43 - I'm Ryder's girlfriend.- Oh.
856 00:38:45 - You're in Metalstorm.- Yeah.
857 00:38:46 Hey, were youin that movie Carjacked
858 00:38:48 where that guy named Jacksteals your car
859 00:38:49 and then you shoot himin the hand and you say,
860 00:38:51 "I hope you knowhow to drive stick"?
861 00:38:52 And it doesn't make sense'cause it's like,
862 00:38:54 should be "automatic,"but the way you say it...
863 00:38:55 That's Naomi Watts!
864 00:39:03 I'm just a stunt guy.
865 00:39:04 I'm working on Metalstorm, too.
866 00:39:06 You lie!We're only on Metalstorm 1.
867 00:39:09 I meant also!
868 00:39:29 Is this a prop sword?
869 00:39:30 Mm-hmm. I'm a good actress.
870 00:39:33 Hey, if you arereally working on Metalstorm,
871 00:39:36 why are yousneaking around here?
872 00:39:38 Just trying to find Ryder.
873 00:39:40 He's, like, really drugged upand paranoid right now.
874 00:39:42 He thinks someone'strying to kill him.
875 00:39:44 And I'm like, "If you don'tfinish Metalstorm,
876 00:39:47 I'm gonna kill you myself."
877 00:39:49 Now, there issome dark shit going on.
878 00:39:51 And the sooner I can getout of here, the better.
879 00:39:55 Wow.
880 00:39:57 Any idea where I could find him?
881 00:39:59 Uh, you could try this clubhe hangs out at.
882 00:40:02 But you're never gonna get inlooking like a povo.
883 00:40:05 - What's a povo?- A poor person like you.
884 00:40:07 Oh. Cool.
885 00:40:09 What's with yourMiami Vice Stunt Team jacket?
886 00:40:13 Oh, it wasthe first show I ever did.
887 00:40:15 I had to jump a boatthrough a ring of fire.
888 00:40:18 I got so good I could do it
889 00:40:19 with my handstied behind my back.
890 00:40:22 Wow.
891 00:40:23 You're really into yourself.
892 00:40:27 I mean, you know, you did ask.
893 00:40:28 It's neon night at the club.
894 00:40:30 He's always therewith this guy called Doone
895 00:40:32 who's his drug dealer.
896 00:40:33 He's got, like,leopard print tats on his head.
897 00:40:35 They won't let a nobodylike you into the club,
898 00:40:37 so just act like Tom.You're his stunt double.
899 00:40:39 You know how to do that,don't you?
900 00:40:41 Yeah. I'll just act likeI own everything and everyone
901 00:40:43 and there's no repercussionsfor my actions.
902 00:40:47 ♪ I do it like that... ♪
903 00:40:50 Oh, my God. Is that Tom Ryder?
904 00:40:53 Hey, Tom!
905 00:40:57 Stuntman! Yeah, yeah, Iggy saidyou were gonna come see me.
906 00:40:59 Yeah, sit down, get a drink.
907 00:41:00 Hey, hey, get him a drink.What do you want?
908 00:41:01 Oh, no, no, I'm good. I'm good.
909 00:41:03 I'm just looking for Ryder.You seen him?
910 00:41:06 Get him a Shirley Temple.Sit down, brother, sit down.
911 00:41:09 Uh, honestly, no offense,Mr. Doone.
912 00:41:11 I just want to find Ryder.
913 00:41:13 How come no one ever wantsto chat with the drug dealer?
914 00:41:19 Sorry. I, uh...
915 00:41:21 I mean no... no disrespect.
916 00:41:24 Just had a long day.Ryder hasn't shown up to work.
917 00:41:26 That was fast.
918 00:41:28 You do a stunt today?
919 00:41:29 Uh, just a, yeah, car roll.
920 00:41:31 Just a car roll?
921 00:41:32 Hear how he said that?"Just a car roll!"
922 00:41:35 What a stuntman! My man!
923 00:41:36 It's what I do.
924 00:41:38 Hey, that's why I like you.
925 00:41:39 'Cause you do all the hard shit.
926 00:41:41 They give Oscars for that?
927 00:41:44 For stunts?
928 00:41:45 No.
929 00:41:47 Nope.
930 00:41:49 Hey, to the unsung heroes.
931 00:41:51 - I'll drink to that.- Yeah.
932 00:41:55 Mm!
933 00:41:58 No offense,but I prefer cartoons.
934 00:42:00 See, movies are always tryingto make things real.
935 00:42:02 But it's not real.It's a movie.
936 00:42:04 It's not meant to be real.
937 00:42:06 That's why I like cartoons.
938 00:42:08 See, 'cause cartoons
939 00:42:09 don't pretend to be real.
940 00:42:12 That's what I like about them.You seen Dumbo?
941 00:42:14 - Dumbo?- Yeah, Dumbo.
942 00:42:15 Dumbo changed my life.
943 00:42:17 You know that scene when Dumbogets into the bad champagne,
944 00:42:20 then he starts seeingthe pink elephants
945 00:42:21 on parade and shit?
946 00:42:22 I was like, "Yes, please.
947 00:42:23 "I'll have what he's having!
948 00:42:25 Make it a double!"
949 00:42:27 Hey, stuntman?
950 00:42:29 Why don't you come with us?
951 00:42:31 We'll get you nice andcomfortable at the hotel, huh?
952 00:43:19 Move, move! Get out of the way!Get... Move! Come on!
953 00:43:23 Get out the way!Move! Get off me!
954 00:43:26 Hey!
955 00:43:31 Let's go, let's go, let's go!Taxi! Come on, come on.
956 00:43:33 Come on, brother, let's go.
957 00:43:34 - Go!- See you, mate. - Be well, mate.
958 00:43:47 What are you doing, Colt?
959 00:43:48 You know what I'm doing.I'm gonna stop this car.
960 00:43:51 You're clearly high, Colt.And you're clearly chickenshit!
961 00:43:53 Okay, we don't have time forthis. Talk about this later.
962 00:44:05 - Yeah, okay.- Driver, what are you doing?
963 00:44:06 Drive! Drive, bro!
964 00:44:09 Listen. Hey, you need to chill.Just relax. Just re...
965 00:44:11 Hey, just relax! I'm a lover,not a fighter, okay? Just...
966 00:44:12 - Where's Ryder?!- I just drugged you
967 00:44:14 'cause they paid me to.
968 00:44:15 Who's "they"?
969 00:44:16 The guy that runsRyder's security.
970 00:44:18 I deliver drugs to him
971 00:44:19 at the Pendleton Hotelsometimes, okay?
972 00:44:20 - What room?- Bro, I don't know what room.
973 00:44:22 You know, it changes.
974 00:44:23 Just ask Kevinfor the, for the fruit plate.
975 00:44:24 - He'll give you the key.- Kevin?
976 00:44:26 - Kevin! K-E-V-I-N. For the...- I know Kevin!
977 00:44:27 You know Kevin?
978 00:44:29 I don't know Kevin.
979 00:44:30 Well, then you're gonnaget to know Kevin.
980 00:44:32 Ask him for a fruit plate,and he'll give you keys.
981 00:44:35 How long does this last?
982 00:44:36 - What?- How long is this gonna last?
983 00:44:38 Bro, what are you even saying?
984 00:44:40 How... long does this last?
985 00:44:42 Oh. When you stopseeing unicorns.
986 00:44:49 I'd like to speak to Kevin.
987 00:44:52 Kevin's, uh, on a break.
988 00:44:54 Okay, maybe you can help me.Can I order the "fruit plate"?
989 00:44:57 Okay. Do you want meto call "room service"?
990 00:45:01 I don't know.Is that what happens?
991 00:45:03 D-Do you have a room?
992 00:45:04 - Should I just...- Do I need one?
993 00:45:06 To order the fr...
994 00:45:07 - I...- The fruit plate.
995 00:45:08 - Hey, Colt.- Fruit plate.
996 00:45:10 Woof, wow.
997 00:45:11 - That's a look.- Hi. Hey.
998 00:45:13 - What happened to your face?- Hi.
999 00:45:15 Hi. Okay.
1000 00:45:16 - Sorry about that.- Are you good?
1001 00:45:18 - It's just good...- What's wrong with you?
1002 00:45:19 - It's good to see you.- Wow, you look terrible.
1003 00:45:20 You look amazing.
1004 00:45:22 Did you fall?What happened to you?
1005 00:45:23 Wow. You're so pretty.
1006 00:45:25 - It's crazy.- Okay. Your face is bleeding.
1007 00:45:26 - What?- What happened to you?
1008 00:45:28 Oh. No, I was running.Just... I was running.
1009 00:45:30 Very unusual athleisure wearfor a run.
1010 00:45:32 - This?- Yeah.
1011 00:45:34 Yeah, they gave methe wrong bags at the airport,
1012 00:45:37 but, you know, it's... it works.
1013 00:45:38 I can sweat.
1014 00:45:39 If I'm gonna play Ryder,I thought I should just,
1015 00:45:41 like, cut weight a little,you know...
1016 00:45:42 You seem kind of tweaky.
1017 00:45:44 I'm a little... spotty.
1018 00:45:46 Like, when I...my glucose levels get low.
1019 00:45:49 I get a little...
1020 00:45:50 Okay, is that a new thing?
1021 00:45:53 Is that a new thing?
1022 00:45:55 - What's that?- Is that a new thing?
1023 00:45:56 - Is your hair new?- Yes, I cut it.
1024 00:45:58 - I changed my hair.- It's beautiful.
1025 00:45:59 You changed your number.We're even.
1026 00:46:01 I thought we'd sort ofeven the score.
1027 00:46:03 Yeah. I have a lot of new s...
1028 00:46:05 You know, I've learneda lot about myself
1029 00:46:06 since-since we lastseen each other.
1030 00:46:09 Why'd you disappear like that?
1031 00:46:10 God, I wantedto be there for you.
1032 00:46:14 Yeah, but how'sshe supposed to do quality work
1033 00:46:16 if you keep harassing herall the time?
1034 00:46:20 Okay. Can you goand grab your things?
1035 00:46:22 - We have really got to zip.- Okay. Yep.
1036 00:46:24 - What's going on?- Seriously.
1037 00:46:26 Colt, you're...
1038 00:46:29 You look like you've been busy.
1039 00:46:30 - Yeah, real busy, Gail.- Yeah, good.
1040 00:46:32 Lot of running around, Gail.
1041 00:46:33 We'll get a drinkand discuss that.
1042 00:46:35 But right now, the studio...
1043 00:46:37 so far up my ass,I can taste them.
1044 00:46:39 - We need your third act.- Okay. Yep.
1045 00:46:40 You having problemswith the third act?
1046 00:46:42 We're gonna, we're gonna goand do things right now.
1047 00:46:44 I need to write it.I'm gonna go write it. I just...
1048 00:46:45 It's likethe studio are wanting me
1049 00:46:47 to contort the love storyso that it all ends happily
1050 00:46:49 and everything's rosy and...
1051 00:46:51 - Jody, Jody, Jody.- But I feel like if I...
1052 00:46:52 lean into reality,then maybe that's the way to go.
1053 00:46:56 And most love storiesdon't end well. Usually.
1054 00:47:00 - Know what I mean?- I strongly disagree with that,
1055 00:47:02 so we should keepchopping it up.
1056 00:47:05 Yeah? Should we?
1057 00:47:06 It's important.It's the ending.
1058 00:47:08 Okay.
1059 00:47:12 Sir?
1060 00:47:14 - Huh?- Hi.
1061 00:47:15 - Yeah.- Hi.
1062 00:47:16 Um, I hear thatyou're interested
1063 00:47:18 in a-a fruit platter.
1064 00:47:20 - Kevin?- Yes.
1065 00:47:21 Yes. Okay, so...
1066 00:47:24 It's-it's on... it's on ice.
1067 00:47:47 Yep. There we go. Sorry.
1068 00:48:35 Hello?
1069 00:48:36 What do youthink about split screen?
1070 00:48:38 - Jody?- Yeah.
1071 00:48:40 Is this okay I'm calling?You said to call and...
1072 00:48:42 - Yes. Yeah, it's fine.- Yeah? We could chop it up?
1073 00:48:45 It's, uh... Let's chop it up.
1074 00:48:47 It's a good time.I'm not doing anything.
1075 00:48:49 Okay. Great.Uh, so, split screen, right?
1076 00:48:51 Do you think that it's,like, nostalgic super cool
1077 00:48:53 or do you think it's a gimmick?
1078 00:48:56 Um, I thinkit could be super cool.
1079 00:48:59 - Mm-hmm?- Yeah, how do you, uh, want to use it?
1080 00:49:02 I mean, you know, tell me.Tell me everything.
1081 00:49:04 Tell me, you know,about your vision.
1082 00:49:06 So, I like thatthey're on-screen together.
1083 00:49:08 - But they are in separate worlds...- Right.
1084 00:49:10 ...you know,visually and emotionally.
1085 00:49:12 So you've gotthis very prominent divide
1086 00:49:14 between the lovers.
1087 00:49:16 And I want that.
1088 00:49:20 - You want the divide?- I want the divide, yes.
1089 00:49:26 Hmm.
1090 00:49:27 It's funny 'cause I-I didn'tget the impression
1091 00:49:29 that there was that muchkeeping them apart.
1092 00:49:31 Well, you haven'tread the script.
1093 00:49:34 All I know so far is thatthe alien lady and the cowboy
1094 00:49:38 are having what seem to bepretty manageable problems.
1095 00:49:41 Jody? Jod... How's this?
1096 00:49:43 Manageable problems?
1097 00:49:45 The aliens invaded Earth,and they left it in tatters.
1098 00:49:47 So this whole thingthe studio are pushing for,
1099 00:49:49 the "love conquers all"thing...
1100 00:49:51 I'm not buying it.
1101 00:49:53 Well, I have to admit that I'msurprised to hear you say that.
1102 00:49:56 Why?
1103 00:49:58 Well, I'm justa boy in a neon suit
1104 00:50:01 standing in front of a girl,reminding her
1105 00:50:03 that Notting Hillis her favorite movie
1106 00:50:05 and she watches Love Actuallyevery year at Christmas.
1107 00:50:08 Well, you know,I watched it again this year,
1108 00:50:10 and I didn't love it, actually.
1109 00:50:13 - Wow, it's worse than I thought.- Yeah, I'm ruined.
1110 00:50:15 Yeah, it's a really sad dayfor Notting Hill as well.
1111 00:50:17 That "happily ever after"stuff, unsubscribe me.
1112 00:50:19 I didn't get "happily everafter" from Notting Hill.
1113 00:50:21 What are you talking about?Of course you did.
1114 00:50:22 - Did you?- Yes, of course. They're ly...
1115 00:50:24 They're on the park bench.She's got her head in his knee.
1116 00:50:26 She's a "regular girl."
1117 00:50:27 Maybe, but we don't knowfor sure
1118 00:50:28 she's not gonna go backto working the street.
1119 00:50:31 All we know is thatin the beginning,
1120 00:50:32 she's pretty much up foranything but kissing,
1121 00:50:34 and in the end,she's open to kissing him.
1122 00:50:36 - No. No.- And it gives us hope.
1123 00:50:38 You have got your Julia Robertsmovies so twisted.
1124 00:50:40 And that's all we want.A little hope.
1125 00:50:41 No, that is Pretty Woman,
1126 00:50:42 where she isa lady of the night,
1127 00:50:43 and this is Notting Hill,
1128 00:50:45 where she'sa very famous actress.
1129 00:50:46 Oh. Well, don't listen to me.
1130 00:50:47 What do I know?Look, you're the director.
1131 00:50:49 You're gonna makethe right choice.
1132 00:50:51 I'm just saying,for people like me,
1133 00:50:53 who may not necessarily get themetaphor of the split screen.
1134 00:50:54 You may not getthe deeper metaphor,
1135 00:50:56 but you're gonna see it.
1136 00:50:58 You're gonna seethis bright line between them
1137 00:50:59 that we're gonna acheto see blur.
1138 00:51:02 You know, but maybe it can't.
1139 00:51:04 - Mm.- Maybe it doesn't.
1140 00:51:07 Right. Right. Yeah.
1141 00:51:11 But what do we know, right?
1142 00:51:13 'Cause all we know at this point
1143 00:51:15 is that the cowboylikes the alien.
1144 00:51:17 Does the alien like the cowboy?
1145 00:51:19 She's on the fence.
1146 00:51:21 Right.
1147 00:51:22 Because they got problems.
1148 00:51:24 Because she's an alien and he'sa cowboy, and that's a problem.
1149 00:51:29 But is it a problemthey can't overcome?
1150 00:51:30 Here's a question.
1151 00:51:32 Are they even gonna try?
1152 00:51:35 What do you think?
1153 00:51:38 Do you think they're gonna try?
1154 00:51:41 I think...
1155 00:51:45 I think this wasa great brainstorm.
1156 00:51:50 So...
1157 00:51:53 what'd you decideabout the split screen?
1158 00:51:55 I have a better idea.
1159 00:51:59 I don't think you need it.
1160 00:52:00 I think the connection betweenthese characters is so strong
1161 00:52:03 that nothing cancome between them.
1162 00:52:06 Jod?
1163 00:52:09 Jody?
1164 00:52:34 - Hello?- Dead guy on ice.
1165 00:52:36 What?
1166 00:52:38 There's a dead guy on iceat the hotel, Gail.
1167 00:52:42 Wait. Sorry.What are you talking about?
1168 00:52:43 Well, if you thinkthat doesn't make sense,
1169 00:52:45 - don't order the fruit plate.- Hold on.
1170 00:52:47 You're seriously telling meyou've just seen a dead body?
1171 00:52:49 Yes, Gail.
1172 00:52:50 On the rocks. In the hotel.
1173 00:52:53 What hotel?
1174 00:52:54 The oneI just saw you in, Gail!
1175 00:52:56 He was so dead, Gail.
1176 00:52:58 He was very dead. Super dead.
1177 00:53:00 Hold on.How did you even get there?
1178 00:53:02 Gail, you asked meto do this! Okay?
1179 00:53:04 - So please try and keep up.- I know. I'm sticking.
1180 00:53:06 I went to Ryder's apartmentjust like you told me.
1181 00:53:09 That's where Iggy withthe sword gave me the neon suit
1182 00:53:11 and they sent me to the manwith the leopard print head.
1183 00:53:14 He goes by the name of Doone.
1184 00:53:16 It was Doone's goonswho dirtied my Shirley,
1185 00:53:18 and not in a fun way, Gail.
1186 00:53:19 I think they weretrying to kill me, Gail!
1187 00:53:22 Step away and calm down.
1188 00:53:24 I am gonna handle everything.
1189 00:53:25 No more handling!
1190 00:53:27 - I want the police!- You're very aggressive.
1191 00:53:29 I'm sorry. I'm sorry to yell.I want the police.
1192 00:53:31 You are not gonna talkto the police.
1193 00:53:33 You don't talk to anyone about this, okay?
1194 00:53:34 - You listen to me.- I'm calling the police.
1195 00:53:36 You are nottalking to the police.
1196 00:53:37 - Excuse me, sir.- Wait, who's there?
1197 00:53:39 Who's there? Who's there?
1198 00:53:40 It's the police.I'm gonna talk to them.
1199 00:53:41 No, no, no, no, no!Don't talk...
1200 00:53:45 No parking at any time.
1201 00:53:51 Sorry.
1202 00:53:54 Just making surewe're both here.
1203 00:53:56 I'm-I'm here, mate.
1204 00:53:57 I want to report a crime.
1205 00:53:59 - Okay.- An ice crime.
1206 00:54:07 Yeah. You're stillgetting a ticket, mate.
1207 00:54:09 All right.
1208 00:54:14 I got to tell Jody.
1209 00:54:16 About the dead guy.
1210 00:54:17 How do you know he was dead?
1211 00:54:18 He could've just beenknocked out.
1212 00:54:20 - On ice?- Yeah.
1213 00:54:21 Ice baths are very goodfor inflammation.
1214 00:54:24 And are you forgettingthat you were high?
1215 00:54:27 How can I if you keep fixating
1216 00:54:28 - on that one point?- Okay, you know what,
1217 00:54:30 let me just stop youright there.
1218 00:54:31 Whatever you told Jodylast night
1219 00:54:33 - has got her all fired up.- I don't know what I said.
1220 00:54:34 About what?
1221 00:54:36 And now I have to build a truck
1222 00:54:38 - for a 250-foot jump.- Huh?
1223 00:54:39 - In a day and a half!- Sounds pretty cool, actually.
1224 00:54:41 And on top of that,the fight scene today,
1225 00:54:44 Jody has decided that she wantsto do it all in one take.
1226 00:54:46 - A oner.- Dan, did you tell him about the oner?
1227 00:54:49 - Yes.- So cool.
1228 00:54:50 - Right?- Yeah.
1229 00:54:51 - So good. He's into it.- Hi.
1230 00:54:53 - Hey. Yeah, can I talk to you for a second?- Okay,
1231 00:54:55 - about this sequence today, Ryder's a no-show.- Yeah.
1232 00:54:57 Again, he's probably ona bender or something.
1233 00:54:59 Well, it's interestingyou say that,
1234 00:55:00 - because that's...- Yeah.
1235 00:55:01 - ...that's what I want to talk to you about.- Me, too.
1236 00:55:03 - Me, too. Because we don't even need him.- He...
1237 00:55:05 - Well...- We don't need him. I had an epiphany last night.
1238 00:55:07 Let me just tell you.
1239 00:55:08 - Last night?- I was so excited.
1240 00:55:09 - Yeah.- After we spoke, it all came to me.
1241 00:55:12 - Really?- Yeah, the third act, this sequence,
1242 00:55:14 - all of it. I've been s...- After talking to me?
1243 00:55:16 Yeah. You know, I was shocked
1244 00:55:17 - when you showed up. Right?- Yeah.
1245 00:55:19 - But...- Well, it was... shocking.
1246 00:55:21 But I just started to wonderif maybe
1247 00:55:23 you showed upjust at the right time, and...
1248 00:55:25 I've been going for this thingin the action,
1249 00:55:27 and I've never been ableto get it.
1250 00:55:29 Like, this feelingof the pursuit of love.
1251 00:55:31 And how far would you go forthe one that you love and...
1252 00:55:34 - You know?- And then...
1253 00:55:37 - Yeah.- You know, I realize it's not very far with Ryder,
1254 00:55:39 - 'cause he's a drip.- Right.
1255 00:55:41 - And he runs weird.- Right.
1256 00:55:42 - And he can't do action. But...- Well, it's...
1257 00:55:44 ...you can.
1258 00:55:45 You can.
1259 00:55:47 I'm unlimited with you.
1260 00:55:48 I can do everythingand everything with you,
1261 00:55:50 and it just made my brainjust...
1262 00:55:53 So cool.
1263 00:55:54 - I don't need cuts. I don't need gimmicks.- Really?
1264 00:55:56 I don't need anything.I just need you.
1265 00:55:58 To finish this movie.
1266 00:55:59 - You know, maybe even make it a great movie.- Wow.
1267 00:56:02 You know?
1268 00:56:03 - Wow. Okay.- What do you think?
1269 00:56:05 Do you want to work together?
1270 00:56:07 Shoot the shit out of SydneyOpera House in four hours?
1271 00:56:09 - Three hours and 52 minutes.- Three hours and 52 minutes?
1272 00:56:11 Yeah.
1273 00:56:13 What are we waiting for?
1274 00:56:14 Okay, good.Good! Okay!
1275 00:56:16 Venti, Venti, come on.
1276 00:56:18 I'm gonna get some dotson your face, 'cause I need you
1277 00:56:20 - but not your face.- Oh, God. Get... Yeah, just get rid of it.
1278 00:56:22 - Yeah, I'm gonna stick Ryder's head on you.- All of it. Just...
1279 00:56:23 - Okay. Cool. Okay, okay.- Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
1280 00:56:25 Ready for a take?Make it rain, please!
1281 00:56:32 Let me get out,for Christ's sake.
1282 00:56:33 And... action!
1283 00:56:37 ♪ Can't explainall the feelings ♪
1284 00:56:39 ♪ That you're making me feel ♪
1285 00:56:44 ♪ My heart's in overdriveand you're behind ♪
1286 00:56:47 ♪ The steering wheel ♪
1287 00:56:52 ♪ Touching you ♪
1288 00:56:56 ♪ Touching me ♪
1289 00:56:58 ♪ Touching you ♪
1290 00:57:01 ♪ God, you're touching me ♪
1291 00:57:06 ♪ I believe in a thingcalled love ♪
1292 00:57:08 ♪ Just listento the rhythm of my heart ♪
1293 00:57:10 ♪ There's a chancewe could make it now ♪
1294 00:57:12 ♪ We'll be rockingtill the sun goes down ♪
1295 00:57:14 ♪ I believe in a thingcalled love ♪
1296 00:57:17 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
1297 00:57:21 ♪ Huh! ♪
1298 00:57:26 Go!
1299 00:57:30 ♪ I want to kiss youevery minute, every hour ♪
1300 00:57:32 ♪ Every day ♪
1301 00:57:37 ♪ You got me in a spin,but everythin' is A-okay ♪
1302 00:57:45 ♪ Touching you ♪
1303 00:57:48 ♪ Touching me ♪
1304 00:57:51 ♪ Touching you ♪
1305 00:57:53 ♪ God, you're touching me ♪
1306 00:57:59 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪
1307 00:58:01 ♪ Just listento the rhythm of my heart ♪
1308 00:58:03 ♪ There's a chancewe could make it now ♪
1309 00:58:04 ♪ We'll be rockingtill the sun goes down ♪
1310 00:58:06 ♪ I believe in a thingcalled love ♪
1311 00:58:10 ♪ Oh...! ♪
1312 00:58:16 - Oh.- Thank you.
1313 00:58:18 - How'd we do, boss?- Yeah, it was good.
1314 00:58:20 I mean, it was amazing.
1315 00:58:22 It was so amazing,we're gonna go do some karaoke,
1316 00:58:23 - if you...- Oh.
1317 00:58:25 If you like karaoke,
1318 00:58:26 you know, you could...you could come.
1319 00:58:28 Like, I'd...I would like you to.
1320 00:58:29 I'll be there.
1321 00:58:31 Okay.
1322 00:58:34 I don't know what that was.
1323 00:58:35 That was just so awful and...
1324 00:58:37 - Really? Okay.- Yeah, who's she?
1325 00:58:38 - Yeah.- Yeah.
1326 00:58:40 - Holster that.- It's holstered.
1327 00:58:41 It's done. Forget.You-you never saw it.
1328 00:58:47 Jody, do you likeChristina or Britney?
1329 00:58:52 I saw that.
1330 00:58:53 - You saw the finger guns?- Oh, I saw the finger guns.
1331 00:58:57 She started it.
1332 00:58:59 Hi.
1333 00:59:01 I didn't ha...I didn't have breakfast.
1334 00:59:03 Yeah, you did.
1335 00:59:04 - I disagree.- I gave you a brekky wrap this morning.
1336 00:59:06 Technically,this is all meal penalty,
1337 00:59:08 - if you want the... - Oh.- It's fine. Just-just sign.
1338 00:59:10 - Thanks.- I'm just saying, not everyone's gonna be as cool
1339 00:59:11 - about it as I am. You know?- No, I get it.
1340 00:59:13 What is this?
1341 00:59:15 I've got you on a 5:55 flightout of here. Okay?
1342 00:59:19 - I have a car waiting for you.- Now?
1343 00:59:20 Engine's on. Yeah. Colt...
1344 00:59:23 there is some serious shitgoing down, okay?
1345 00:59:26 I just told Jody I was gonnameet her for karaoke.
1346 00:59:28 And I'm actually embarrassedthat I got you here
1347 00:59:31 and got you all tangled up.
1348 00:59:33 I just want to get you outof here before it escalates.
1349 00:59:35 Get your stuff together.We're going.
1350 00:59:36 You're gonna miss the flight.Thank you.
1351 00:59:38 - Sorry.- Okay, but I'm late,
1352 00:59:40 and I got to get Ryder's dogsto daycare.
1353 00:59:41 Fluffy needs her oatmeal bath.She gets hives.
1354 00:59:43 Hey, should I belooking for another job, Alma?
1355 00:59:45 You're Ryder's assistant.You must know.
1356 00:59:47 All I can tell you is thatif Ryder is a no-show tomorrow,
1357 00:59:51 the studio will shut us down.
1358 00:59:52 Ugh. Poor Jody.
1359 00:59:54 Say hello to directors' jail.
1360 00:59:56 ♪ If you want to be with me... ♪
1361 00:59:58 - Am I crazy or is Nigel hot?- Whoo! Hmm?
1362 01:00:03 - ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle ♪- He's-he's...
1363 01:00:04 He... Wow, he's gotsome great qualities.
1364 01:00:06 - He really does. Yeah, you should go for it, Venti.- Yeah?
1365 01:00:09 - Yeah?- Yeah.
1366 01:00:28 Jean-Claude.
1367 01:00:38 Sorry, his commandsare in French...
1368 01:00:40 French. I know.
1369 01:00:41 I worked with him on a movie,you know.
1370 01:00:42 Can't believe he kept him.
1371 01:00:44 Well, it's more fora party trick, really.
1372 01:00:45 This one's got a commandwhere he'll bite people
1373 01:00:47 - in the balls.- Yeah, yeah, yeah. We-we know.
1374 01:00:48 - No, no, don't.- Attaque...
1375 01:00:50 - Alma, right? I'm Colt...- Colt Seavers.
1376 01:00:52 I know who you are.
1377 01:00:54 ♪ If you want to be with me ♪
1378 01:00:56 ♪ I can make your wishcome true ♪
1379 01:00:59 ♪ You got to makea big impression ♪
1380 01:01:02 ♪ You got to like what you do ♪
1381 01:01:04 ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle... ♪
1382 01:01:05 So, the last time I saw Tom,everything was pretty normal.
1383 01:01:08 He and Henry werein some kind of drug-induced,
1384 01:01:10 shirtless shit-showgrappling match.
1385 01:01:13 But then Gail called me earlythe next morning in a panic.
1386 01:01:16 Drop whatever you're doing.
1387 01:01:17 Tom has lost his phone again.
1388 01:01:18 So I found the phone,the one that Dressler,
1389 01:01:21 Ryder's creepy security goon,just called me about.
1390 01:01:24 Metalstorm crew,we have a call time
1391 01:01:25 - of 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Don't be late.- All right, mate.
1392 01:01:27 All right, thanks, mate!
1393 01:01:29 - Hey. Two shots of tequila, please.- Ooh, Gail.
1394 01:01:31 - Hey.- Wow.
1395 01:01:33 I didn't think you likedcoming to these things.
1396 01:01:35 What are you talking about?I love listening to people
1397 01:01:37 murder my favorite songs. Thank you.
1398 01:01:40 - Mmm.- "Gin and Juice."
1399 01:01:41 I got to get to karaoke.
1400 01:01:43 Hey!
1401 01:01:45 Thanks, Amy.
1402 01:01:46 Au revoir, Jean-Claude.
1403 01:01:47 You got to get ridof that thing.
1404 01:01:49 Why don't you just give itto Gail?
1405 01:01:50 Whatever's on this phoneis a goddamn bazooka
1406 01:01:52 that'll blowa movie star-sized hole
1407 01:01:54 through somebody's career.
1408 01:01:55 I'm happy to get thisinto the hands of a good guy.
1409 01:01:58 - Okay...- For the right price.
1410 01:02:00 What do you want for it?
1411 01:02:02 A producer credit.
1412 01:02:03 On Metalstorm?
1413 01:02:05 Look, I needcareer protection, okay?
1414 01:02:06 I'm burning myself with this.
1415 01:02:07 I'm a stunt guy.
1416 01:02:08 What am I supposed to doabout it?
1417 01:02:10 You're a stunt guywho used to date the director
1418 01:02:12 and seems to be getting closeto rekindling
1419 01:02:14 some sort of short butlegendary torrid love affair.
1420 01:02:17 Do you thinkwe're close to rekindling?
1421 01:02:18 I mean, it feels like itto me...
1422 01:02:19 Is it a deal or not?
1423 01:02:22 It can help you find Ryder.
1424 01:02:24 I'll do what I can.
1425 01:02:26 I don't have the passcode.
1426 01:02:27 Just figure it out,okay, stuntman?
1427 01:02:29 Just find Ryder.
1428 01:02:30 I'm gonna need youto sign an NDA.
1429 01:02:32 As you know,nothing in this industry...
1430 01:02:33 I don't have time for an NDA.I got to...
1431 01:02:35 I'm late for karaoke.
1432 01:02:45 Jean-Claude!
1433 01:02:50 Ryder's phone. Where is it?
1434 01:02:59 What am I doing?What am I doing?
1435 01:03:03 - You sad that he left town?- Who?
1436 01:03:06 - Colt.- No, he didn't.
1437 01:03:07 He's coming here. He's swingingby to sing some karaoke.
1438 01:03:10 Jody. No.
1439 01:03:11 I... I gave him the tickets.
1440 01:03:16 I see it! I see it!
1441 01:03:21 Engage your core.
1442 01:03:38 I need him to finish the movie.
1443 01:03:40 Why would... why wouldn't youtalk to me about it?
1444 01:03:49 Give me that.
1445 01:03:52 Fine.
1446 01:03:54 Call me chicken.
1447 01:03:55 Huh?
1448 01:03:56 All right. Okay, tough guy.
1449 01:04:09 Okay, Jean-Claude.
1450 01:04:11 I'll buy you a drinkwhen this is over.
1451 01:04:13 Attaque!
1452 01:04:16 Get away! Help! Help!
1453 01:04:18 You've been so distracted.You should have spoken to me.
1454 01:04:21 This crossed wires... Excuse me.
1455 01:04:22 Can I get another, please?Thank you.
1456 01:04:27 God!
1457 01:04:28 Get me out!
1458 01:04:38 Stay back! Stay back!Stay back! Stay back!
1459 01:04:48 I thought you wanted meto get rid of him.
1460 01:04:53 And he just left?
1461 01:04:56 Gonna need a hand out here.
1462 01:04:59 Who are you working for?!Where's Ryder?!
1463 01:05:01 - I don't know! I don't know!- Tell me where he is!
1464 01:05:02 Oh.
1465 01:05:11 Where's the phone, stuntman?
1466 01:05:13 I need that video!
1467 01:05:15 Wow, he didn't tell you.
1468 01:05:17 Jean-Claude!
1469 01:05:22 Can I get another one, please?
1470 01:05:28 - I...- Thank you.
1471 01:05:29 I really thoughtI was doing my job.
1472 01:05:30 It's fine. It's fine.
1473 01:05:32 - But you know what?- He can do whatever he wants.
1474 01:05:34 He's an adult human male,and he should do as he pleases.
1475 01:05:37 - He should just...- Right. Yeah, he is.
1476 01:05:39 ...you know,go his own way, you know?
1477 01:05:40 But that meansy-you can focus up now.
1478 01:05:42 - Yeah.- You know, you have a massive...
1479 01:05:43 Do you know you havea big, fat hit on your hands?
1480 01:05:45 I know. Yeah.
1481 01:05:47 - It's High Noon at...- High Noon.
1482 01:05:49 - ...the edge of the universe.- Edge of the universe.
1483 01:05:50 Yes. Hear it yourself.
1484 01:05:52 Forget about him. Just...
1485 01:05:54 All right, uh, next up,uh, we got a Jody.
1486 01:05:56 - Is there a Jody in the house?- Wow. God. - Yes!
1487 01:05:59 - Right here, right here!- Ah. There she is.
1488 01:06:00 Big round of applause for Jody!
1489 01:06:03 I actually wantto change my song.
1490 01:06:05 - Oh, uh, okay.- Yeah. Yeah.
1491 01:06:08 - That one.- Oh.
1492 01:06:27 ♪ How can Ijust let you walk away ♪
1493 01:06:30 ♪ Just let you leavewithout a trace ♪
1494 01:06:35 ♪ When I stand here takingevery breath with you? ♪
1495 01:06:41 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
1496 01:06:43 ♪ You're the only one ♪
1497 01:06:45 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪
1498 01:06:50 ♪ How can you justwalk away from me ♪
1499 01:06:53 ♪ When all I can dois watch you leave? ♪
1500 01:06:56 Jean-Claude.
1501 01:06:59 ♪ 'Cause we've sharedthe laughter and the pain ♪
1502 01:07:03 ♪ And even shared the tears ♪
1503 01:07:05 ♪ You're the only one ♪
1504 01:07:08 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪
1505 01:07:13 ♪ So take a look at me now ♪
1506 01:07:17 ♪ Well, there's justan empty space ♪
1507 01:07:20 I love this song.
1508 01:07:22 ♪ And there's nothing left hereto remind me ♪
1509 01:07:25 ♪ Just the memory of your face ♪
1510 01:07:29 ♪ Ooh, take a look at me now ♪
1511 01:07:34 ♪ Well, there's justan empty space ♪
1512 01:07:38 ♪ And you coming back to me ♪
1513 01:07:40 ♪ Is against the odds ♪
1514 01:07:42 ♪ And that's whatI've got to face ♪
1515 01:07:55 ♪ I wish I could justmake you turn around ♪
1516 01:08:00 ♪ Turn around and see me cry ♪
1517 01:08:03 ♪ There's so muchI need to say to you ♪
1518 01:08:08 ♪ So many reasons why ♪
1519 01:08:12 ♪ You're the only one ♪
1520 01:08:14 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪
1521 01:08:16 Come on, everyone. Everybody.
1522 01:08:19 ♪ So take a look at me now ♪
1523 01:08:24 ♪ Well, there's justan empty space ♪
1524 01:08:27 ♪ And there's nothing left hereto remind me... ♪
1525 01:08:32 Get off, bitch!
1526 01:08:35 ♪ Now, take a lookat me now... ♪
1527 01:08:44 ♪ But to wait for you... ♪
1528 01:08:46 - Brake!- I can't!
1529 01:08:47 There's something stuck!
1530 01:08:49 Jean-Claude,what are you doing?!
1531 01:08:50 What are you justsitting there for?!
1532 01:08:52 ♪ Take a good lookat me now... ♪
1533 01:09:05 Oh.
1534 01:09:06 You okay?
1535 01:09:11 You?
1536 01:09:15 ♪ But to wait for youis all I can do ♪
1537 01:09:19 ♪ And that'swhat I've got to face ♪
1538 01:09:22 ♪ Take a good look at me now ♪
1539 01:09:27 ♪ 'Cause I'll still bestanding here ♪
1540 01:09:31 ♪ And you coming back to meis against all odds ♪
1541 01:09:36 ♪ It's the chanceI've got to take. ♪
1542 01:09:46 - ♪ Midnight, getting uptight ♪- Colt?
1543 01:09:48 ♪ And where are you? ♪
1544 01:09:51 Where's Jody?
1545 01:09:52 She left. Where were you?
1546 01:09:54 At a rave? In a sewer?
1547 01:09:56 - What's with the dog?- It's a long story.
1548 01:10:01 Give me a sunset on iceand a water back.
1549 01:10:03 Coming right up.
1550 01:10:05 ♪ Things that you do ♪
1551 01:10:07 ♪ I want to walk,but I run back to you... ♪
1552 01:10:09 What's this?
1553 01:10:11 It's Ryder's phone.
1554 01:10:13 - Why do you have Ryder's phone?- All I know is
1555 01:10:15 some really bad guysare trying to get it.
1556 01:10:16 Are you serious? What?
1557 01:10:18 I just got to figure outwhat's on there.
1558 01:10:21 Then find Ryder and get himto finish Jody's movie.
1559 01:10:23 Okay. Well, shit, yeah.
1560 01:10:26 Venti, she's like a tech geniusat this stuff.
1561 01:10:27 Thank you!
1562 01:10:29 Hey, Venti!
1563 01:10:30 - Ventilicious.- Hey.
1564 01:10:32 What's poppin' on, boys?
1565 01:10:34 Yeah, Ventinator.
1566 01:10:37 You know howto get into this thing?
1567 01:10:41 Oh, I've seensome of these guys.
1568 01:10:43 This thing is a vault.
1569 01:10:45 It'll take me like two orthree days to crack this thing.
1570 01:10:47 Yeah, but you're likea tech genius, you know?
1571 01:10:49 What if you don't havethree days?
1572 01:10:51 You need the password.I'm telling you that.
1573 01:10:52 You're next.
1574 01:10:54 Nigel. Nigel!
1575 01:10:58 Knowing Ryder, it's...
1576 01:11:00 written on a Post-it notein his apartment somewhere.
1577 01:11:03 Okay.
1578 01:11:04 Okay, next up, we've got Dan.
1579 01:11:07 Come on, buddy. Come on, Dan.
1580 01:11:09 Don't be shy, mate.
1581 01:11:10 Come on, buddy. Let's go.
1582 01:11:12 You owe me!
1583 01:11:19 It's gotto be around here somewhere.
1584 01:11:21 - Mm-hmm.- Let's just split up. Jean-Claude...
1585 01:11:41 Hello.
1586 01:11:53 Oh.
1587 01:11:56 You know what? I deserve this.
1588 01:12:01 Idiot.
1589 01:12:05 Colt?
1590 01:12:06 Colt! I got it! Colt!
1591 01:12:09 To finishing the movie.
1592 01:12:10 I think I got it.
1593 01:12:13 All right.
1594 01:12:15 That guy mentioned a video.
1595 01:12:17 Oh, baby, I'm here at work,
1596 01:12:19 but I got a little somethingfor you, a little surprise.
1597 01:12:22 It's just above my ass. Eh?
1598 01:12:24 Oh, my God. Cover your eyes.
1599 01:12:25 I think I've seen Tom's assmore than my own.
1600 01:12:28 Okay.
1601 01:12:29 Now is the winterof our discontent
1602 01:12:32 Made glorious summerby this sun of York...
1603 01:12:34 He's such a dick.
1604 01:12:36 But, God, he's good.
1605 01:12:37 Yeah.
1606 01:12:40 What about this?
1607 01:12:44 Oh, here's that party hisassistant was talking about.
1608 01:12:47 Iggy.
1609 01:12:49 That's Henry.That's Ryder's stunt double.
1610 01:12:53 He looks a lot like the guyI saw at the hotel.
1611 01:12:58 When you were high?And you were seeing unicorns?
1612 01:13:01 And a dead guy on ice.
1613 01:13:08 Hell yeah! Come on!
1614 01:13:11 What?! What?!
1615 01:13:13 Do I do my own stunts?
1616 01:13:15 I think I do.
1617 01:13:16 I think I freakin' do.
1618 01:13:18 Yeah, baby.
1619 01:13:29 Uh, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme...
1620 01:13:30 Gimme the phone.Gimme the phone.
1621 01:13:34 - Oh, shit.- Did they just kill Henry?
1622 01:13:46 They just killed Henry.
1623 01:13:48 Oh, it's Venti.
1624 01:13:51 - Hey, uh... Hello?- Dan.
1625 01:13:53 Turn on the news right now.
1626 01:13:56 I can't believe this!
1627 01:13:58 The dead body discovered thismorning at the Pendleton Hotel
1628 01:14:01 has been identifiedas Henry Herrera,
1629 01:14:04 an American stuntman known fordoubling superstar Tom Ryder.
1630 01:14:07 Authorities are investigatinghis death as a murder.
1631 01:14:10 Their prime suspectis another stuntman,
1632 01:14:12 Colt Seavers, who waslast seen in the hotel room
1633 01:14:15 where Herrera's bodywas discovered.
1634 01:14:17 Police have releasedthis security footage
1635 01:14:20 showing Seavers leavingthe scene of the crime.
1636 01:14:23 If you have any information,please do us a favor,
1637 01:14:25 reach out to Crime Stoppersby the number on your screen.
1638 01:14:28 And we'll have more on thatlater. In the meantime...
1639 01:14:35 I got to call Jody.
1640 01:14:37 It's high noon
1641 01:14:39 at the edge ofthe universe, folks.
1642 01:14:42 Which one was that?
1643 01:14:44 That was take four.
1644 01:14:45 Goddamn it, Jody.
1645 01:14:47 I mean, it looks likefrickin' Burning Man.
1646 01:14:48 My balls are drenched.I need a towel.
1647 01:14:54 This dude always forgetsthat he's mic'd.
1648 01:14:56 - I know.- He says the craziest shit.
1649 01:14:59 Craziest shit. I know, I know.
1650 01:15:01 What, is it on airplane mode?
1651 01:15:03 If this was The Fugitive
1652 01:15:06 and you were Harrison Ford...
1653 01:15:09 the bad guys would beclosing in.
1654 01:15:13 I call tomahawk.
1655 01:15:15 - Damn it.- You stay alive.
1656 01:15:16 Stay alive.
1657 01:15:18 No matter how long it takes.
1658 01:15:20 No matter how far, I will
1659 01:15:22 find you!
1660 01:15:25 - Last of the Mohicans.- Ah,
1661 01:15:27 boy! Stunts!
1662 01:15:28 Damn it.
1663 01:15:42 Shit, is this rubber? Oh, God.
1664 01:16:00 Daniel Day-Lewis!
1665 01:16:17 Jason Bourne!
1666 01:16:35 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!
1667 01:16:38 Give me the phone!
1668 01:16:45 Where's the phone, stuntman?
1669 01:16:47 We got to get this phoneto the cops.
1670 01:16:48 - Okay.- It's the only thing...
1671 01:17:18 Hey, man bun!
1672 01:17:19 Where's the phone, stuntman?
1673 01:17:22 Jean-Claude, attaque!
1674 01:17:35 I'm gonna take that.
1675 01:17:36 Be careful of that, big fella.
1676 01:17:38 Shut up!
1677 01:17:41 I'm gonna go out the frontand make sure no one's there.
1678 01:17:42 - Okay.- All right.
1679 01:17:44 Hey, take Jean-Claude,would you?
1680 01:17:45 Okay. Allons-y!
1681 01:17:49 Just you and me, stuntman.
1682 01:17:52 Shit.
1683 01:18:05 Colt's down.
1684 01:18:07 Big fella got away, though.
1685 01:18:10 Uh-huh.
1686 01:18:18 You can make it. You canmake it. You can make it!
1687 01:18:22 No! It's too dangerous!
1688 01:18:25 Got to be stairs.
1689 01:18:26 Okay, okay, okay, okay!
1690 01:18:44 Colt. Hey, man.
1691 01:18:50 Look at that.Yeah, makin' a movie here.
1692 01:18:55 Could you leave us, please?
1693 01:18:58 Yeah.
1694 01:19:02 Ooh, Gail. So tense.
1695 01:19:05 You remember old Dressy, right?
1696 01:19:10 Stuntman.
1697 01:19:11 I never forget a fist.
1698 01:19:15 Listen, I'm gonna needthe phone. Where is it?
1699 01:19:17 It's a matter of urgency.I need to know.
1700 01:19:21 Right. The one that provesthat you killed Henry, not me.
1701 01:19:24 - Eh...- That phone.
1702 01:19:26 - Well...- Yeah.
1703 01:19:27 I'm gonna hold on to that.
1704 01:19:29 Seems like it's the only thingkeeping me alive right now.
1705 01:19:31 What?
1706 01:19:33 He's the prime suspect, Jody.
1707 01:19:35 Gail, come on.Are you kidding me?
1708 01:19:39 - I know.- Colt?
1709 01:19:40 - Yeah.- There's no way.
1710 01:19:41 - That's what I said.- There's no way!
1711 01:19:42 What went wrong?
1712 01:19:44 - What went wrong?- Mmm.
1713 01:19:46 What went wrong?Well, as I look at it,
1714 01:19:47 you know, you're...you're torturing me
1715 01:19:49 right outside your superyachtlike a Bond villain.
1716 01:19:51 Dipshit!
1717 01:19:52 What went wrong?
1718 01:19:55 What went right?!
1719 01:19:59 You changed.
1720 01:20:02 You changed.
1721 01:20:05 Yeah. We used to belike brothers, you and I.
1722 01:20:09 Entered into the sacred bondof actor and stuntman, man.
1723 01:20:13 - Oh, God.- Yeah.
1724 01:20:14 You think Colt could murdera human being?
1725 01:20:16 - No, I don't.- Did you tell them that?
1726 01:20:18 - I said that.- This is a man...
1727 01:20:19 This is a manwho spent 23 minutes
1728 01:20:21 ushering a cockroachout of my room once,
1729 01:20:22 and I was like, "Just stompon it," and he was like,
1730 01:20:24 "No, let it live."I mean, it's Colt.
1731 01:20:25 I told them all of that.
1732 01:20:27 I told him who he is...who I thought he was.
1733 01:20:30 Did you, emphatically?
1734 01:20:31 - Yes, I did.- Yeah, because he
1735 01:20:33 was at the airportwhere you sent him.
1736 01:20:35 He never got on the plane, Jody.
1737 01:20:36 - How many movies have we done?- Oh, I don't know.
1738 01:20:38 How many? Yeah, too manyto count, that's right.
1739 01:20:40 - Yeah.- 'Cause I put you in the contract, didn't I?
1740 01:20:42 I put you there, right there.
1741 01:20:43 - Mm-hmm.- Yeah? That's right,
1742 01:20:45 - I had the assistant, the makeup and hair...- Right.
1743 01:20:46 ...uh, trainer, and then boom,
1744 01:20:48 Ryder's number one stuntman,Colt Seavers.
1745 01:20:50 That was me, I did that.I did that for you.
1746 01:20:52 What are you gonnado for me? Huh?
1747 01:20:55 Die, I guess?
1748 01:20:57 Right? Die?
1749 01:20:59 - Is that the plan?- It's nothing personal.
1750 01:21:00 Oh, my God.Well, I'm taking it personal.
1751 01:21:02 - Yeah, I can see that.- The torture.
1752 01:21:03 You know what?It's just business.
1753 01:21:05 - The drugging, the Taser.- You know, it's just business.
1754 01:21:06 I mean, Tom Ryder'sa global brand.
1755 01:21:08 - I'm taking it personal.- I literally move markets.
1756 01:21:10 If I go down...the freakin' Dow goes down.
1757 01:21:14 If you break your back,I replace you like this. Boom.
1758 01:21:17 You know, if you'd juststuck to your job
1759 01:21:19 instead of trying tohog the spotlight,
1760 01:21:21 this wouldn't have happened.I mean, Henry wouldn't be
1761 01:21:23 on the scene, his accidentwouldn't have happened,
1762 01:21:25 your accident...freaky little fall.
1763 01:21:27 'Cause you justpush my buttons, man.
1764 01:21:29 Wait a second. What?
1765 01:21:32 What?
1766 01:21:34 What did you sayabout my accident?
1767 01:21:37 Well, you know,you pushed me over the edge.
1768 01:21:39 You literally pushed a button.I mean, you didn't...
1769 01:21:41 I mean, I pushed the button.
1770 01:21:46 I had to crank it up a notch.
1771 01:21:56 That was you?
1772 01:21:57 Yeah.
1773 01:22:03 Had to teach youa little lesson, didn't I?
1774 01:22:05 Got a littletoo big for your boots,
1775 01:22:07 didn't you?
1776 01:22:08 Henry's no different, you know.
1777 01:22:11 Hey. You do your own stunts?
1778 01:22:14 Do I do my own stunts?
1779 01:22:16 In front of all those people,that's humiliating.
1780 01:22:18 And yeah, I'm gonnakick you into next week.
1781 01:22:23 But then Gail, you know...
1782 01:22:26 - Remember Gail, right?- I've known her for 15 years.
1783 01:22:28 Oh, yeah. I forget, 'causeyou've been out of the game
1784 01:22:30 - so long, you know?- I introduced the two of you.
1785 01:22:31 Calls me up and says,"It doesn't look good."
1786 01:22:33 Bad for marketing and renting,
1787 01:22:36 and blah, blah, blah,and murder and...
1788 01:22:38 I know, I-I-I d...
1789 01:22:40 I real... I reallydon't need this right now.
1790 01:22:44 Fucking Henry!
1791 01:22:46 Don't worry about it.
1792 01:22:48 You lay low...
1793 01:22:50 and I will handle everything.
1794 01:22:53 Maybe we don't know peopleas well as we think we do.
1795 01:22:56 - Oh, my God.- You know?
1796 01:23:00 Oh, my God, it's Colt.
1797 01:23:01 - Give me the phone.- No.
1798 01:23:02 - What are you doing?- Gail, get off the pho...
1799 01:23:04 - Oh! What are you doing?- Oh, my... Jesus Christ, Gail!
1800 01:23:05 - Oh, my... Oh, I'm so sorry.- Oh, my God.
1801 01:23:08 - Let me help you.- No, stop it.
1802 01:23:09 - Let me take it up to...- Do you know what?
1803 01:23:10 - Just give me a minute.- Yep.
1804 01:23:11 Just give me a minute.
1805 01:23:13 - Yep.- Come on.
1806 01:23:16 This plan was so simple.
1807 01:23:18 Yeah, we were gonna putHenry's body on ice
1808 01:23:21 so it doesn't decompose.
1809 01:23:22 We could pull you out fromthat rock you crawled under.
1810 01:23:25 - My life, yep.- You know, scan your face.
1811 01:23:29 Dressy here is gonna stick youon the murder video.
1812 01:23:31 Drug you, drive youand Henry's body
1813 01:23:33 off the Sydney Harbour Bridge,in your car... boom.
1814 01:23:36 You got murder, suicide.
1815 01:23:37 Cut. Check the gate.
1816 01:23:39 Move on. Beautiful.
1817 01:23:41 I think we have different ideasof what simple is.
1818 01:23:43 Y-You just didn'tstay down, did you?
1819 01:23:45 You had to, like, uh,create a big scene,
1820 01:23:46 like Colt Seavers does.
1821 01:23:48 You could... But you know what?This can still work
1822 01:23:50 because we got the murder,now we just need the suicide.
1823 01:23:57 - Sad.- It's plot heavy.
1824 01:23:59 We're getting tangledin exposition.
1825 01:24:01 Lose the last part...the suicide.
1826 01:24:03 You lose the audienceif there's too much.
1827 01:24:05 Colt.
1828 01:24:06 Where's the phone?
1829 01:24:08 Tom, you need carbs!
1830 01:24:11 Your brain runs on glucose!
1831 01:24:14 For simple cognitive functions.
1832 01:24:17 - You need them.- Colt, you're the fall guy.
1833 01:24:19 You're the fall guy, you know.
1834 01:24:21 Where's the phone?
1835 01:24:24 I mean, I... You can keeptaking hits all night,
1836 01:24:26 but you know what?
1837 01:24:28 I can think of a fewother people who can't.
1838 01:24:31 We could bring Dan up here,maybe Jody, perhaps.
1839 01:24:33 I mean, I like Jody,but you know.
1840 01:24:35 There's no phone.
1841 01:24:38 Okay? That's the twist.
1842 01:24:39 No phone.
1843 01:24:41 He shot it out of my hand.
1844 01:24:44 Up there, go check.
1845 01:24:45 You, too, all of you.I'll wait.
1846 01:24:48 - He shot it.- You didn't know you did that?
1847 01:24:50 It's crazy. I've been wantingto tell you this whole time.
1848 01:24:53 No, he didn't.
1849 01:24:54 - I was by the door frame.- No.
1850 01:24:56 And he shoots itout of my hands!
1851 01:24:58 - No.- Take the ties off.
1852 01:25:00 - Oh, my God, what a relief.- That's crazy.
1853 01:25:02 You were right about one thing,that was the only thing
1854 01:25:04 keeping you alive.
1855 01:25:07 I really wish you could see
1856 01:25:09 what Jody's gonna dowith Metalstorm.
1857 01:25:11 It's gonna be awesome.
1858 01:25:12 And honestly...it's gonna be a banger.
1859 01:25:17 Not so cocky now,are you, mate?
1860 01:25:19 Jesus, Mike Mike,put a lid on it.
1861 01:25:26 Wish you didn'tbreak that bond, bro.
1862 01:25:28 Wish you didn't break that bond.
1863 01:25:30 All right, stuntman,time for a drink, mate. Eh?
1864 01:25:32 There we go. Eh?
1865 01:25:35 Help!
1866 01:25:37 Help!
1867 01:25:38 - Shut up. Shut up.- Help!
1868 01:25:40 Shut up, mate.
1869 01:25:51 There.
1870 01:25:52 This fire gag's real.
1871 01:26:08 Come on, guys, start the boat.
1872 01:26:10 He's gone the wrong way.
1873 01:26:24 Shit!
1874 01:27:36 Oh, Colt.
1875 01:27:38 Colt?
1876 01:27:40 - Hey.- What's going on?
1877 01:27:41 What'd you sing?
1878 01:27:42 - What?- At karaoke.
1879 01:27:44 - I'm sorry I didn't make it.- It doesn't matter.
1880 01:27:45 Listen. Everyone's sayingyou killed Henry.
1881 01:27:47 - What's happening?- Oh, that's not true.
1882 01:27:48 You're gonna hear a lotof things that aren't true.
1883 01:27:51 I just wanted to say thatwhen I first got here,
1884 01:27:53 when you asked how I was doingand I gave you the thumbs-up,
1885 01:27:55 when you were like,"That's stunt guy bullshit,"
1886 01:27:56 and you're right,it's total cliché,
1887 01:27:59 but, you know,there's a reason you don't see
1888 01:28:01 the thumbs-down stunt guy.
1889 01:28:04 You know, it's kind of partof our training.
1890 01:28:07 Right? You know,you get hit by a car,
1891 01:28:09 you get thrown out of a window,
1892 01:28:11 you get set on fire,you give the thumbs-up.
1893 01:28:13 But, uh, after my accident...
1894 01:28:15 turns out was not an accident,by the way...
1895 01:28:19 I, uh...
1896 01:28:22 I wasn't okay.
1897 01:28:25 And not because I broke my back,
1898 01:28:28 because I just feltlike a huge...
1899 01:28:31 failure.
1900 01:28:36 And I realized that, uh...
1901 01:28:38 you know, I'm not invincible.
1902 01:28:40 Huge shocker.
1903 01:28:43 And I thought maybeI wasn't so special
1904 01:28:46 or something, so I, uh...
1905 01:28:48 just figured thatthe thumbs-down version of me
1906 01:28:51 wasn't what you gotinto it for, so I disappeared.
1907 01:28:53 But, you know, I didn'tjust disappear on you.
1908 01:28:56 Uh... just disappeared on,
1909 01:28:59 on, uh, myself... too.
1910 01:29:05 Anyway, I'm sorry.
1911 01:29:07 You deserved more than that.I'm sorry.
1912 01:29:09 I just wanted you to be honest.
1913 01:29:12 You know, honestly,it, uh, all hurts.
1914 01:29:21 Getting hit by a car hurts.
1915 01:29:24 Getting thrown outof a window hurts.
1916 01:29:26 Getting set on firereally hurts.
1917 01:29:30 But, uh...
1918 01:29:36 ...none of it ever hurt as muchas not being with you.
1919 01:29:41 Where are you?
1920 01:29:44 Is that from a movieor did I just make that up?
1921 01:29:47 It's pretty good.
1922 01:29:49 - There he is!- You can use it if you want.
1923 01:29:54 No, please...
1924 01:29:56 For what it's worth,I'm still in love with you.
1925 01:29:59 And I don't think you shouldgive up on that happy ending.
1926 01:30:01 Colt.
1927 01:30:04 I got to go.
1928 01:30:05 Colt.
1929 01:30:06 ♪ Tonight ♪
1930 01:30:08 Wait, Colt.
1931 01:30:09 ♪ I want to see itin your eyes ♪
1932 01:30:13 ♪ Feel the tension ♪
1933 01:30:17 ♪ There's somethingthat drives me wild ♪
1934 01:30:21 ♪ And tonight ♪
1935 01:30:24 ♪ I want to make it allcome true ♪
1936 01:30:28 ♪ 'Cause, girl,you were made for me ♪
1937 01:30:33 ♪ Girl, I was made for you ♪
1938 01:30:37 ♪ I was madefor loving you, baby ♪
1939 01:30:41 ♪ You were made for loving me ♪
1940 01:30:45 ♪ I can't get enough of you,baby ♪
1941 01:30:49 ♪ You can't get enough of me ♪
1942 01:30:52 ♪ I was made for loving you ♪
1943 01:30:56 ♪ And you were madefor loving me ♪
1944 01:31:00 ♪ I can give it all to you,baby ♪
1945 01:31:04 ♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪
1946 01:31:16 That's a wrap on Colt Seavers.
1947 01:31:31 Gail?
1948 01:31:33 Jody.
1949 01:31:37 Colt's...
1950 01:31:40 Colt's dead.
1951 01:31:53 Police are investigatingan explosion on Sydney Harbour
1952 01:31:57 just outside the Opera House,
1953 01:31:59 where it appears a boathas collided with...
1954 01:32:15 ♪ I was made for loving you,baby ♪
1955 01:32:19 ♪ You were made for loving me ♪
1956 01:32:23 ♪ I can't get enough... ♪
1957 01:32:24 ...an alleged suicideof Colt Seavers,
1958 01:32:27 the man responsible for therecent murder of Henry Herrera.
1959 01:32:31 ♪ I was made for loving you ♪
1960 01:32:33 ♪ And you were madefor loving me ♪
1961 01:32:37 ♪ I can give it all to you,baby ♪
1962 01:32:42 ♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪
1963 01:32:52 Hey. Hey.
1964 01:32:56 Whoa. Huh?
1965 01:32:57 Looking for Stunt CoordinatorDan Tucker.
1966 01:32:59 - You seen him?- No.
1967 01:33:08 Hey! You two.
1968 01:33:11 Helmets off. Looking forStunt Coordinator Dan Tucker.
1969 01:33:25 Followinga dramatic boat explosion
1970 01:33:27 on Sydney Harbour, police arecurrently investigating
1971 01:33:29 the suicide ofAmerican stuntman Colt Seavers.
1972 01:33:34 Following a dramatic boatexplosion on Sydney Harbour,
1973 01:33:37 police arecurrently investigating
1974 01:33:38 the suicide of American stunt...
1975 01:33:41 Followinga dramatic boat explosion
1976 01:33:43 on Sydney Harbour, police are...
1977 01:33:45 Following a dramatic boatexplosion on Sydney Harbour,
1978 01:33:48 police arecurrently investigating
1979 01:33:50 the suicide ofAmerican stuntman Colt Seavers.
1980 01:33:54 Jody, you needto be quiet. Don't say a word.
1981 01:34:10 Wait, wait. No.
1982 01:34:21 Jody...
1983 01:34:33 You think you can cometo my set and sneak up on me?
1984 01:34:45 Wait!
1985 01:34:48 It's me. It's me.
1986 01:34:51 Remember?
1987 01:34:53 Jesus Christ.
1988 01:34:55 I knew it.
1989 01:34:57 I knew it.
1990 01:34:59 I knew you were alive.
1991 01:35:01 Three shows a day,
1992 01:35:03 six days a week for three years.
1993 01:35:04 The Miami Vice stunt show.
1994 01:35:07 You remembered.
1995 01:35:08 Yes.I'm happy you're alive, Colt.
1996 01:35:11 Colt, I'm so happy you're alive.
1997 01:35:13 - I knew it.- Oh, my God.
1998 01:35:15 - What were you doing...- Nice work with the pen.
1999 01:35:16 - So sorry.- No, it was great. You got it out just in time.
2000 01:35:18 I think the ink poisoningdidn't set in.
2001 01:35:20 - Chef's kiss.- What's going on?
2002 01:35:22 - Huh?- Everyone's saying that you killed Henry.
2003 01:35:24 Ryder killed Henry.He framed me.
2004 01:35:26 There's footage of you.
2005 01:35:27 - Well, he deepfaked me.- What?
2006 01:35:29 They do it all the timeon the Internet.
2007 01:35:31 They take Tom Cruise's face,and they put it on yours.
2008 01:35:34 And you can't tellthe difference.
2009 01:35:35 No. Okay, so where'sthe real footage
2010 01:35:37 of Ryder killing Henry?How do we get it?
2011 01:35:39 It was on Ryder's phone, andthen it got destroyed because
2012 01:35:41 - Dan's Last of the Mohicans plan didn't work out.- What?
2013 01:35:43 It's not his fault, you know?He called tomahawk first, okay.
2014 01:35:46 I got "blanks only."
2015 01:35:47 And it was goingpretty well, actually,
2016 01:35:48 and then Dressler showed up.
2017 01:35:50 So he, you know, he does this,like, Jason Bourne shit.
2018 01:35:53 Okay, I have so many questions.
2019 01:35:55 Okay.
2020 01:35:57 Who else knows you're alive?
2021 01:35:59 - No one.- Great.
2022 01:36:01 No, that's the point.I mean, I figure
2023 01:36:02 we can't finish the movieunless they think I'm dead.
2024 01:36:04 What movie?
2025 01:36:05 Metalstorm.
2026 01:36:06 What about Metalstorm?
2027 01:36:08 If they think I'm dead,they'll come back and finish.
2028 01:36:09 - Who?- Ryder.
2029 01:36:11 - Finish what?- The movie.
2030 01:36:12 - Metalstorm?- Exactly.
2031 01:36:14 - Are you insane? You are insane.- What?
2032 01:36:15 You need to beburning your fingerprints off,
2033 01:36:17 and you need to begetting across the border
2034 01:36:18 as fast as possible.
2035 01:36:20 We're gonna hide youuntil we can clear your name.
2036 01:36:22 None of it matters anymore.It's just a stupid movie.
2037 01:36:24 - What?- It's a stupid movie.
2038 01:36:25 Don't say that.
2039 01:36:27 That's Metalstormyou're talking about.
2040 01:36:29 That's the movie you spentyour whole life trying to make.
2041 01:36:32 Who knows?
2042 01:36:33 You might inspire a wholegeneration of little Jodys
2043 01:36:35 to pick up camerasand make their own movies.
2044 01:36:41 You're just... you're special.
2045 01:36:44 And all of us get to bea part of something special
2046 01:36:46 because it comes from you.
2047 01:36:48 I obviously failedat getting us our happy ending,
2048 01:36:52 but I'll be damnedif I'm gonna let
2049 01:36:53 Space Cowboy and Alienanot have theirs.
2050 01:37:01 Jody, my love!
2051 01:37:03 - One sec!- I'm coming...
2052 01:37:04 Stop it.
2053 01:37:06 Gail. She's in on it.
2054 01:37:07 - What?- Yes.
2055 01:37:09 - Okay, come on.- Let's just kiss a little bit first.
2056 01:37:11 No, come on, we g... got to getyou in the bathroom, please.
2057 01:37:14 Come on.
2058 01:37:17 Come on.
2059 01:37:19 Christ!
2060 01:37:21 Got to work.
2061 01:37:22 You all right in there,my darling?
2062 01:37:24 Here, this... Take this soapand rub it on my belly.
2063 01:37:29 Get in the bedroom.
2064 01:37:30 - Okay. Colt. Are you good? Okay.- Okay. Yeah.
2065 01:37:33 - Be quiet. Don't make a sound.- Jod?
2066 01:37:35 - My head. The head.- What?
2067 01:37:39 - Hi!- Hey. Hello, you.
2068 01:37:41 - Hey. Hey.- Aw, come here.
2069 01:37:43 Thank you.
2070 01:37:44 Aw, how's my favorite director?
2071 01:37:46 Uh, a bit emotional, you know.
2072 01:37:47 Oh, no... Jesus.
2073 01:37:49 Like Johnny and Amberhave just been here.
2074 01:37:50 I just need to vent,'cause it's been...
2075 01:37:52 - it's just been so much.- I know. I know.
2076 01:37:54 - I'm so sorry about Colt.- Thank you.
2077 01:37:57 You know, it's such a shame,but what a mess.
2078 01:37:59 - Right.- Who knew?
2079 01:38:00 - Yeah.- I mean, I tried to help him.
2080 01:38:02 I hope you know that, butsometimes you can't help people
2081 01:38:05 - who don't want to be saved.- Right.
2082 01:38:06 But silver lining
2083 01:38:09 to this very darkcloud.
2084 01:38:12 I've got Ryder to come back.
2085 01:38:13 - And I have a plan.- Really?
2086 01:38:15 But we're notgonna be able to do
2087 01:38:17 your big third act set piece,the car jump.
2088 01:38:20 It is an impossible jump,especially now with Colt gone.
2089 01:38:23 - Dead.- He's gone.
2090 01:38:25 - He's so dead.- Stay with me.
2091 01:38:27 I spoke to Venti.
2092 01:38:29 She says that she can do itin VFX.
2093 01:38:31 The car jump.
2094 01:38:32 All we need to focus onis Ryder's new,
2095 01:38:35 final, bombastic monologue.
2096 01:38:38 I've read the pages.
2097 01:38:39 God, you smashed it.I knew you would.
2098 01:38:41 - We're gonna get him covered.- Yeah.
2099 01:38:43 You, meanwhile...
2100 01:38:45 please go and rest up in Fiji,on me.
2101 01:38:48 You know?Plop yourself on a beach.
2102 01:38:51 And I'm gonna take careof all of it for you.
2103 01:38:53 Gail.
2104 01:38:54 You've got so much to process.
2105 01:38:56 - No.- I can take care of all of it.
2106 01:38:58 No. This is my movie.
2107 01:39:00 Now, listen to me.
2108 01:39:02 I've learned so much from you.
2109 01:39:03 - I know. Thank you.- And I'm very grateful.
2110 01:39:06 But the lesson I stand by now,
2111 01:39:08 - that you've taught me...- Yeah. Yeah.
2112 01:39:11 You fall down,you get right back up.
2113 01:39:16 I am directing this movie, yeah.
2114 01:39:18 Oh, my God, that's my girl.
2115 01:39:20 - It went in. I'm so proud of you.- Good. Okay.
2116 01:39:22 Thank you. All right,let's get you out of here.
2117 01:39:23 - One last thing.- Yeah?
2118 01:39:25 - Have you seen Dan?- Nope. I think he's by the taco truck.
2119 01:39:27 - You haven't heard from him?- He's probably-probably
2120 01:39:28 over there somewhere.Thank you so much.
2121 01:39:30 - I'm proud of you.- Thank you.
2122 01:39:31 Thanks for the pep talk. Okay, buh-bye.
2123 01:39:33 - Love you, darling.- Love you, too. Bye!
2124 01:39:34 Oof.
2125 01:39:36 You're gonna finish the movie.
2126 01:39:38 No, I'm gonna clear your name.Okay, now listen.
2127 01:39:40 Why can't we do both?
2128 01:39:41 I think we can.
2129 01:39:42 We're gonna bring him to set,
2130 01:39:44 in a controlled environment,and then we surround him...
2131 01:39:47 And we beat the shit out of him.
2132 01:39:49 No.
2133 01:39:51 We're gonna forcea confession out of him
2134 01:39:53 by putting him in a scene.
2135 01:39:55 - Right.- You know, he always forgets he's mic'd.
2136 01:39:56 That's better.
2137 01:39:58 I just don't knowhow to do it yet.
2138 01:40:03 I know how to do that.
2139 01:40:07 Make him do his own stunt.
2140 01:40:09 The impossible jump.
2141 01:40:11 Then we beat the shitout of him.
2142 01:40:13 One seventy-four,alpha, take two.
2143 01:40:19 And action!
2144 01:40:21 O-One second, one second,one second.
2145 01:40:26 Action!
2146 01:40:29 It's high noon
2147 01:40:31 at the edge ofthe universe, folks.
2148 01:40:48 Now, we're facinga powerful enemy.
2149 01:40:53 An alien species born ofthe worst of humanity's traits.
2150 01:40:58 Well, what our enemy doesn't see
2151 01:41:01 is that their demiseis imminent.
2152 01:41:05 And the most powerful weaponin all galaxy?
2153 01:41:13 Love.
2154 01:41:17 Inside each and everyone of you is a spark, baby.
2155 01:41:23 An ember.
2156 01:41:25 A goddamn fire!
2157 01:41:31 Love is how we will win.
2158 01:41:34 And even if we lose,
2159 01:41:37 we're gonna diefighting for a happy ending!
2160 01:41:41 Hell yeah!
2161 01:41:44 Whoo!
2162 01:41:46 Well, let's go and get it, then!
2163 01:41:48 Get on out there and go!
2164 01:41:51 Who's with me?!Who is with me?! Let's go!
2165 01:41:53 Cut! Yes!
2166 01:41:55 So good, so good.
2167 01:41:57 - Thank you.- Was that it?
2168 01:41:59 - God, yeah.- Did we get it?
2169 01:42:00 - It was so good.- We got it?
2170 01:42:02 - Magic. Yeah, yeah.- Yeah, it was hot, babe.
2171 01:42:03 Oh, my God. Gail was in floods.
2172 01:42:05 I really felt that one.I really felt that one.
2173 01:42:06 - She was... Of course you did.- 'Cause I had tears.
2174 01:42:08 Of course you did.Yeah, I know. I can see them.
2175 01:42:10 Yeah, it was fantastic.
2176 01:42:12 So, listen, all we have leftis the alien truck coverage.
2177 01:42:14 - All right? That's it.- No.
2178 01:42:15 - Yep. We're gonna do the car jump.- No.
2179 01:42:17 - No one told me about another setup.- We said... No.
2180 01:42:18 - There's another setup?- Venti's gonna do that in VFX,
2181 01:42:20 - so we're out of here.- I know, but we need his close-up.
2182 01:42:22 All right? I need his close-upright here for the coverage.
2183 01:42:24 All right? 15 minutes tops.That's all I need.
2184 01:42:25 This is the bit,do you remember,
2185 01:42:26 - where Space Cowboy steals the alien vehicle?- Hmm.
2186 01:42:28 - Come on. This is his moment.- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
2187 01:42:29 I'm not gonna doany driving, right?
2188 01:42:31 Because I'm gonna feelreally nauseous.
2189 01:42:32 It's a blue screen setup.
2190 01:42:34 I need this. I need this, okay?
2191 01:42:37 Zero notice here.
2192 01:42:38 We're moving as fastas we can, all right?
2193 01:42:40 Everyone, double the pace, yes?!
2194 01:42:43 Use those muscles!Yes, good! Thank you!
2195 01:42:50 Everyone in position!
2196 01:42:52 Light the pyro!
2197 01:42:56 We need enough charges to blowthis canyon sky-high, people.
2198 01:43:00 McCabe, where are we?
2199 01:43:02 Going as fast as I can, Nige.
2200 01:43:03 We're as ready as we can be.
2201 01:43:05 Okay. Hey, get Ray to come in
2202 01:43:06 - and check the mic before we go, okay?- Copy.
2203 01:43:08 Sound, can you come down hereand check Ryder's mic, please?
2204 01:43:16 All right, Tom. You ready?
2205 01:43:17 - Yeah.- Okay. Remember this bit?
2206 01:43:19 - You're gonna be in the alien vehicle.- Mm-hmm.
2207 01:43:20 - Okay? Okay.- Yep.
2208 01:43:22 And with nowhere to go,
2209 01:43:23 you're gonna jump the carover the ravine.
2210 01:43:24 So I just needa quick pop on you...
2211 01:43:26 Space Cowboyain't scared of no ravine.
2212 01:43:28 - Of course he's not.- So I'm thinking maybe just
2213 01:43:29 - a couple of reaction shots of me gritting my teeth.- Yeah.
2214 01:43:31 Like, "Goddamn."Something like that.
2215 01:43:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stoic.
2216 01:43:33 - Yeah, yeah. I like it.- All right?
2217 01:43:34 - What do you think?- I like it. Okay.
2218 01:43:36 I think it's gonna be great.Yeah, I love the choice.
2219 01:43:37 All right, let's pop these on.
2220 01:43:38 - Okay. What's this?- There you go.
2221 01:43:40 No, this is becauseyou've escaped the aliens.
2222 01:43:41 Is this necessary?It's a bit much, no?
2223 01:43:42 Yeah. It looks cool.Raise the stakes.
2224 01:43:44 It's kind of cool.
2225 01:43:45 - Yeah. It's cool. Okay.- Raise the stakes.
2226 01:43:47 - Let's do it.- 'Cause you know, Space Cowboy.
2227 01:43:48 Nobody can get atthe Space Cowboy.
2228 01:43:50 - No way. Even when he's cuffed.- Excuse me. Tom, sorry.
2229 01:43:52 Jesus, Ray. I told youto do it before I got on set.
2230 01:43:53 Appreciate you, Tom.
2231 01:43:55 Thank you. Sound good.
2232 01:43:56 - Okay.- Okay, great.
2233 01:43:57 - So...- So...
2234 01:43:59 - You got this guy coming on your left.- Yep.
2235 01:44:00 - Hey, bro.- All right, take him out.
2236 01:44:01 Someone else is gonnacrash down on the bonnet.
2237 01:44:02 You're gonna take him out.
2238 01:44:04 No, no, no. See, what I'mthinking is maybe I come down,
2239 01:44:06 I take him out first,and I'm like "pow, pow, pow."
2240 01:44:08 - I slide over and go "pow."- Yeah. Yeah.
2241 01:44:10 And then maybe I saya little line like,
2242 01:44:12 "I was shooting aliensway before I was paid to."
2243 01:44:15 Fantastic.All right, let's lock it up.
2244 01:44:18 - Let's shoot, Nigel.- Standing by, please.
2245 01:44:20 All right.
2246 01:44:21 Take one. Marker.
2247 01:44:22 In three, two, one, action.
2248 01:44:27 Not your lucky day, alien.
2249 01:44:28 You got to go.
2250 01:44:31 You can't outrun me.
2251 01:44:33 I'm Space Cowboy!
2252 01:44:35 Yahoo!
2253 01:44:36 You are approaching the ravine.
2254 01:44:37 There's nowhere else to go.
2255 01:44:39 Turn right. Go on.
2256 01:44:41 You have no choice.
2257 01:44:42 You're gonnahave to make the jump.
2258 01:44:43 In three, two, one.
2259 01:44:46 Yeehaw!
2260 01:44:49 Whoa, whoa,whoa, hey, hey, hey.
2261 01:44:51 Who is that in the car with him?
2262 01:44:53 We're-we're in the middleof a take right now, asshole.
2263 01:44:55 What are you doing? Ah!
2264 01:44:57 - He's just buckling you in. Safety first. That's it.- Ow!
2265 01:44:59 It's really tight.Is this necessary?
2266 01:45:01 Hey, we are filming right now.
2267 01:45:04 Keep rolling, keep rolling.
2268 01:45:06 Sell it, Tom. It looks amazing.Take a deep breath.
2269 01:45:07 It does not look...Get out of the car.
2270 01:45:11 Howdy.
2271 01:45:12 No, no, wait. Stop. No.
2272 01:45:15 Wait, what's happening?
2273 01:45:16 Yeehaw!
2274 01:45:18 Oh, my God! Whoa!
2275 01:45:20 Get to the cars!
2276 01:45:25 Jody, what the hellare you doing?!
2277 01:45:27 I'm trying to get somethingreal out of him, Gail.
2278 01:45:28 There's no cameras on him!
2279 01:45:31 Hey, Dan? They're approachingAmbush Alley right now.
2280 01:45:34 We're ready.
2281 01:45:37 Let me out right now!
2282 01:45:40 What are you gonna do, huh?You gonna kill me? Again?!
2283 01:45:48 - Can you untie me?- No.
2284 01:45:57 McCabe!
2285 01:45:58 Smoke screen in three, two, one!
2286 01:46:02 Whoa!
2287 01:46:04 This does not seem safe, man!
2288 01:46:11 Dan, where are they?Do you have eyes on them?
2289 01:46:14 I see 'em.Everything's going to plan.
2290 01:46:19 I'll block the road.
2291 01:46:21 They shall not pass!
2292 01:46:23 I see them.They're entering Ambush Alley.
2293 01:46:30 I can't see shit!
2294 01:46:34 McCabe, one!
2295 01:46:37 McCabe, two!
2296 01:46:43 McCabe! Now!
2297 01:46:54 I love my job.
2298 01:47:00 Whoa, mama!
2299 01:47:04 Oh, goddamn!
2300 01:47:06 I can't think straightwhen you drive like this.
2301 01:47:09 You're supposed to be dead.
2302 01:47:10 You blew upin-in a thousand pieces.
2303 01:47:14 You went kaboom.
2304 01:47:15 Why would I have blown up,Tom Ryder?
2305 01:47:17 Why are you saying my namelike that?
2306 01:47:20 - That is your name, isn't it, Tom Ryder?- Yes, yes.
2307 01:47:21 A blind man could seethat you're
2308 01:47:23 - Tom Ryder.- You're saying that like...
2309 01:47:25 - "Ryder, Tom Ryder."- Okay. That's me.
2310 01:47:26 You're saying it likesome obsessed fangirl.
2311 01:47:27 That's me, Colt Seavers,saying that.
2312 01:47:29 Roll the cameras.We're heading for the jump.
2313 01:47:30 Tom Ryder'sdoing his own stunts!
2314 01:47:32 Everyone, roll. Arm car?
2315 01:47:33 Check.
2316 01:47:35 - Heli.- Check.
2317 01:47:36 I'm done taking the fallsfor you.
2318 01:47:38 You're gonna do your own stuntsfrom now on.
2319 01:47:39 - I don't want to do my own stunts, Colt!- Relax.
2320 01:47:41 It's just a 250-foot jumpthat'll probably kill us.
2321 01:47:43 It's never been done before.It's for Comic-Con.
2322 01:47:45 - It's Hall H. It's a big deal.- What are you doing, man?
2323 01:47:48 I thought it'd be fitting.
2324 01:47:50 Me and you, Tom Ryder,one last stunt.
2325 01:47:52 You know,like Thelma and Louise.
2326 01:47:54 - Thelma and Louise?- Yeah.
2327 01:47:56 - They die at the end.- Exactly!
2328 01:47:59 Murder-suicide.
2329 01:48:00 Can you just pull overand let me out right now?
2330 01:48:04 You're not gettingout of this car until you,
2331 01:48:06 Tom Ryder, tell me,Colt Seavers, the truth!
2332 01:48:09 All right, all right,all right, all right!
2333 01:48:10 It was all Gail.
2334 01:48:11 When I killed Henry,she wanted to cover it up
2335 01:48:13 because, to be honest,
2336 01:48:15 Space Cowboy's one ofmy best roles yet, Colt,
2337 01:48:17 and I don't wantthis movie to fail.
2338 01:48:19 So you're saying that Gail Meyer
2339 01:48:21 was responsible for framing mefor your murder of Henry?
2340 01:48:24 Yes! Yes!
2341 01:48:26 But what's your real name?
2342 01:48:27 Tom Ryder.
2343 01:48:30 Did you get that, Jody?
2344 01:48:32 We got it! He confessed.
2345 01:48:34 You wearing a wire?Bro, you recording this?
2346 01:48:36 This is entrapment.You can't do that.
2347 01:48:37 - What are you doing?- No, it's not entrapment,
2348 01:48:39 because you're wearingthe wire, dipshit!
2349 01:48:46 He's going for it. Go. Go now.
2350 01:48:47 I'm just an actor!
2351 01:48:48 Wait.
2352 01:48:50 He has a mouth guard.
2353 01:48:52 I don't have a mouth guard.
2354 01:49:42 - Oh, good.- Colt!
2355 01:49:44 - You're alive.- Are you okay?
2356 01:49:48 Are you okay?
2357 01:49:49 I told youI'd make the camera up to you.
2358 01:49:51 Oh, it was fantastic.
2359 01:49:53 - Dressler, come in!- Ah!
2360 01:49:54 Oy, can you hear me?We've got to get out of here!
2361 01:49:56 This is all Gail's fault, man.
2362 01:49:58 This is all Gail's idea.
2363 01:50:00 - Give me that confession!- No.
2364 01:50:01 Give me all the media!Are you deaf?!
2365 01:50:03 Dressler, bringthe helicopter to the trench.
2366 01:50:06 - What about Ryder?- Now!
2367 01:50:07 Now, about this date.
2368 01:50:09 Put it in the case, you numpty!
2369 01:50:12 Can we call it a date?
2370 01:50:13 I mean,that's what it is, right?
2371 01:50:16 Such a moron!
2372 01:50:18 - Hurry up! God!- Take it.
2373 01:50:21 Gail, Gail, Gail.
2374 01:50:23 - Listen...- Give me the recording, Gail.
2375 01:50:25 Darling, calm down.Just come with me.
2376 01:50:28 We don't needall this toxic masculinity,
2377 01:50:30 because we're the same,you and me.
2378 01:50:32 You know, we're survivors.
2379 01:50:34 No, no, no, no.I'm nothing like you.
2380 01:50:35 I don't want to bepresumptuous, I mean,
2381 01:50:38 but let's call a spade a spade.
2382 01:50:41 That's why I gave you the job.
2383 01:50:42 - Okay.- Well, that and because
2384 01:50:45 you're so easily moldable,you know?
2385 01:50:48 - Oh!- Gail, just give me the case!
2386 01:50:51 This is a Gail Meyer production!
2387 01:50:52 Not yours!
2388 01:50:54 Rendezvous with the bossin the canyon.
2389 01:50:56 Extraction to the spaceship set.
2390 01:50:57 Spaceship set?
2391 01:51:00 Oh, no, Big Red.
2392 01:51:02 I don't thinkyou're gonna make that one.
2393 01:51:04 - Stunts set!- Stunts set!
2394 01:51:06 Go!
2395 01:51:21 Trust me, I will notbe taking the fall for this,
2396 01:51:24 because I deliver hitsfor all you little people.
2397 01:51:29 You're welcome.
2398 01:51:30 Whoa!
2399 01:51:33 Jody?
2400 01:51:37 - Jody?- Hey, hey! That's for me! That's for me!
2401 01:51:40 That's my helicopter!
2402 01:51:42 This crazy stuntman'slost his mind!
2403 01:51:58 I'm on vacation!
2404 01:52:13 Get this dog off me!Not again, dog.
2405 01:52:16 Just stay there!
2406 01:52:19 Night-night, dog! You're dead.
2407 01:52:32 This design is growing on me.
2408 01:52:36 Get in! Let's get out of here!
2409 01:52:39 Yeah, copy that.Taking off now.
2410 01:52:43 Wait, what-what is this?
2411 01:52:44 It's the evidence!
2412 01:52:46 Why didn't you juststop talking?!
2413 01:52:47 Jody!
2414 01:52:49 Blow the pyros. Blow the pyros!
2415 01:52:51 They're getting away!
2416 01:52:56 - Whoa! Sh... Whoa!- Holy shit!
2417 01:52:59 - Lower the arm! I'm gonna jump.- Okay.
2418 01:53:01 Okay, lower the arm.Lower the arm.
2419 01:53:07 I have a plan!
2420 01:53:09 What is it?What's-what's the plan?
2421 01:53:11 Get me to the helicopter.
2422 01:53:12 I'm gonna jump onto the skids,
2423 01:53:13 and then I'm gonnabeat the shit out of him.
2424 01:53:14 No, just-just get the recording.
2425 01:53:30 Go!
2426 01:53:32 Ah, shit.
2427 01:53:33 Go!
2428 01:53:35 Whoa! Whoa! Get me down!
2429 01:53:38 Whoa! Get me down!
2430 01:53:40 We're losing hydraulics here.
2431 01:53:41 I can't get it under control.
2432 01:53:43 Just wondering,you know, after this movie,
2433 01:53:45 and if I don't go to prisonand, you know, you're not busy,
2434 01:53:48 maybe we could goto a beach somewhere.
2435 01:53:50 Wear a couple ofswimming costumes.
2436 01:53:52 Just drink a spicy margaritaor something.
2437 01:53:54 - Yeah, yeah. Make some bad decisions.- Yeah.
2438 01:53:57 Okay, sure. Yes.
2439 01:53:58 - Sound like a plan?- It's a better plan than this.
2440 01:54:00 Okay, please be careful.
2441 01:54:02 Okay, swing him around. Go!
2442 01:54:21 God, get it under control!
2443 01:54:23 Get us out of here!What are you doing?!
2444 01:54:31 Ryder, the confession!
2445 01:54:33 No!
2446 01:54:35 - No! No, Gail, no!- No, Gail!
2447 01:54:39 Whoa! Whoa!
2448 01:54:42 Stunts!
2449 01:54:44 Mobilize that airbag now!
2450 01:54:46 No!
2451 01:54:51 Get out of the way, Ryder!
2452 01:54:55 87North to the rescue!
2453 01:54:58 - Go, go, go, go!- Go!
2454 01:54:59 Move, move, move!
2455 01:55:03 Get it!
2456 01:55:06 Just keep it steady!
2457 01:55:09 You moron!
2458 01:55:20 Yes! Nice!
2459 01:55:26 Go, go, go!
2460 01:55:39 Yes!
2461 01:55:41 - Oh, God!- Oh, shit!
2462 01:55:46 No!
2463 01:55:48 Grab it!
2464 01:55:51 Oh, my God! My nose!
2465 01:55:56 No! Ryder, the gun!
2466 01:56:05 Shoot him!He's a stupid stuntman!
2467 01:56:06 No one gives a shit!
2468 01:56:08 He's one of the beststunt doubles I've ever had!
2469 01:56:10 Oh, shut up!Give me the confession!
2470 01:56:13 Come on, come on, come on!Quick!
2471 01:56:15 Give it back to meor I will blow your head off!
2472 01:56:17 It's empty, Gail.
2473 01:56:26 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪
2474 01:56:34 ♪ Ha ♪
2475 01:56:43 No!
2476 01:56:50 ♪ Tonight ♪
2477 01:56:52 ♪ I wanna see it in your eyes ♪
2478 01:56:57 ♪ Feel the magic ♪
2479 01:57:00 ♪ There's somethingthat drives me wild ♪
2480 01:57:04 ♪ And tonight ♪
2481 01:57:07 ♪ We're gonna make it allcome true ♪
2482 01:57:11 ♪ 'Cause, girl,you were made for me ♪
2483 01:57:15 ♪ And, girl,I was made for you ♪
2484 01:57:23 ♪ I was madefor lovin' you, baby ♪
2485 01:57:27 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪
2486 01:57:30 ♪ And I can't getenough of you, baby ♪
2487 01:57:34 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪
2488 01:57:38 ♪ Tonight. ♪
2489 01:57:46 From visionarydirector Jody Moreno
2490 01:57:50 and Universal Pictures
2491 01:57:54 comes a cosmic love story...
2492 01:57:58 ...of epic proportion.
2493 01:58:02 Starring MTV Best Kissaward nominee
2494 01:58:05 Jason Momoa.
2495 01:58:07 It's high noon
2496 01:58:08 at the edge of the universe.
2497 01:58:11 I know these creatures.
2498 01:58:13 I fought them.
2499 01:58:15 I've loved them.
2500 01:58:17 I'm not gonna lie to you.
2501 01:58:20 We are facing a powerful enemy.
2502 01:58:24 But what our enemy does not know
2503 01:58:27 is that insideeach and every one of you
2504 01:58:31 is a goddamn fire!
2505 01:58:33 Yeah!
2506 01:58:35 ♪ I was made forlovin' you, baby ♪
2507 01:58:36 Hi-yah! Yeah!
2508 01:58:38 ♪ You were made forlovin' me... ♪
2509 01:58:42 Yeah!
2510 01:58:45 Bam!
2511 01:58:48 Oh, shit.
2512 01:58:53 Justice is on the horizon.
2513 01:58:55 Metalstorm.
2514 01:59:04 Metalstorm was a huge hit.
2515 01:59:07 Aliena and Space Cowboyfinally got the happy ending.
2516 01:59:11 As for Jody and I,we got something even better.
2517 01:59:15 We got a new beginning.
2518 01:59:17 Filled with spicy margaritasand bad decisions.
2519 01:59:20 And look, I don't wantto over-romanticize it
2520 01:59:23 or anything, but I thinkwhat Jody and I got,
2521 01:59:26 it's even better thanwhat you find in the movies.
2522 01:59:29 ♪ I was made forlovin' you, baby... ♪
2523 01:59:36 ♪ Well, I'm not the kindto run and hide ♪
2524 01:59:38 ♪ When I come close to danger ♪
2525 01:59:40 - Not again, dog!- ♪ I ain't never been ♪
2526 01:59:43 ♪ Afraid to take the fall ♪
2527 01:59:45 ♪ Yeah, I'll fall ♪
2528 01:59:46 ♪ I'll walk the wirethrough rain and fire ♪
2529 01:59:49 ♪ Go fast and I'll go slow ♪
2530 01:59:52 ♪ Somehow I get strongerthrough it all ♪
2531 01:59:58 ♪ It's a death-defying lifeI lead ♪
2532 02:00:00 - ♪ But I take my chances ♪ - Yeah?- Yep.
2533 02:00:03 ♪ I die for a livingin the movies and TV ♪
2534 02:00:08 - Yeah, it looks perfect.- ♪ But the hardest thing ♪
2535 02:00:09 ♪ I'll ever do iswatch my leading ladies ♪
2536 02:00:13 ♪ Kiss some other guy ♪
2537 02:00:15 ♪ While I'm bandaging my knee ♪
2538 02:00:18 ♪ Well, I might fallfrom a tall building ♪
2539 02:00:21 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪
2540 02:00:24 ♪ 'Cause I'mthe unknown stuntman ♪
2541 02:00:27 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart... ♪
2542 02:00:36 Logan's good. Logan's good.
2543 02:00:37 That's the fall guy, right?
2544 02:00:40 Metalstorm.
2545 02:00:41 Storm.
2546 02:00:43 ♪ I drug my heart througha burning... ♪
2547 02:00:44 Can you give us a playback?
2548 02:00:45 Action!
2549 02:00:47 ♪ Oh, I've been hurtand I've been broken down ♪
2550 02:00:50 ♪ But somehowI'm still yearning ♪
2551 02:00:53 ♪ 'Cause through it all,she's still on my mind ♪
2552 02:00:58 ♪ Well, I might fallfrom a tall building ♪
2553 02:01:01 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪
2554 02:01:03 ♪ 'Cause I'm... ♪
2555 02:01:05 And three, two, one.Action, action, action!
2556 02:01:08 ♪ Who'd dieto have your heart, whoo! ♪
2557 02:01:20 Pulling out in three, two, one.
2558 02:01:23 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪
2559 02:01:26 ♪ 'Cause I'mthe unknown stuntman ♪
2560 02:01:29 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart ♪
2561 02:01:32 ♪ Yeah, I might fallfrom a tall building ♪
2562 02:01:35 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪
2563 02:01:38 ♪ 'Cause I'mthe unknown stuntman ♪
2564 02:01:41 ♪ Who'd dieto have your heart. ♪
2565 02:01:51 - Shit! Holy shit!- Holy shit!
2566 02:01:52 - It's a world record.- Mike, are you all right?
2567 02:01:55 I'm upside down, but I'm good.
2568 02:01:58 ♪ I don't knowif you heard, but ♪
2569 02:02:01 ♪ My stunt brothers and sistersdon't get no gold ♪
2570 02:02:03 ♪ So here's tothe unsung heroes ♪
2571 02:02:06 ♪ Hey! ♪
2572 02:02:12 ♪ Yeah ♪
2573 02:02:13 ♪ Oh, I'm diggin' it ♪
2574 02:02:16 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2575 02:02:19 ♪ It's so crazy, right? ♪
2576 02:02:21 Let's go big withour one take, okay?
2577 02:02:22 ♪ Not even one nomination ♪
2578 02:02:26 - Toes.- Just a harness, yeah.
2579 02:02:29 ♪ We don't need your ♪
2580 02:02:31 ♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪
2581 02:02:33 And cut.
2582 02:02:34 ♪ We got real scars ♪
2583 02:02:36 ♪ From this labor of love ♪
2584 02:02:38 Look out!
2585 02:02:39 ♪ Somebody had to say it ♪
2586 02:02:42 ♪ It's been building up inside ♪
2587 02:02:45 ♪ I just couldn't hold it in ♪
2588 02:02:48 ♪ I had to let it fly ♪
2589 02:02:50 ♪ Action and stunts have been ♪
2590 02:02:52 ♪ Woven into the DNA of film ♪
2591 02:02:54 ♪ Since the beginningof cinema, Keaton, Lloyd ♪
2592 02:02:56 - Let's shoot it.- ♪ Chaplin ♪
2593 02:02:58 ♪ Film's first great directorswere all stunt performers ♪
2594 02:03:01 ♪ Ben-Hur, Rocky,Braveheart, Titanic ♪
2595 02:03:06 ♪ Some of the biggest winnersin Academy's history ♪
2596 02:03:10 ♪ Are completely dependenton stunts ♪
2597 02:03:18 So it's about love today.
2598 02:03:21 - ♪ Did you know? ♪- ♪ We don't need your ♪
2599 02:03:24 ♪ Did you know? ♪
2600 02:03:25 - ♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪- ♪ Did you know? ♪
2601 02:03:28 - ♪ We don't need your ♪- ♪ Did you know? ♪
2602 02:03:30 - ♪ Little statues of love ♪- ♪ Did you know? ♪
2603 02:03:33 - ♪ We got real scars ♪- ♪ Did you know? ♪
2604 02:03:36 ♪ From our labor of love. ♪
2605 02:03:46 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
2606 02:03:49 Wait a...Would you just calm down?
2607 02:03:53 You know who I am, right?
2608 02:03:55 I mean, I can make youa massive star,
2609 02:03:58 you handsome beast!
2610 02:04:03 And you, you havethe right to remain silent.
2611 02:04:07 So shut the hell up.
2612 02:04:08 - Will somebody cuff this bitch?- Let's go.
2613 02:04:10 These guys are fromthe prop department.
2614 02:04:12 These ain't,these ain't cops, man.
2615 02:04:14 Back up, man!
2616 02:04:17 I'm calling my agent.I'm getting my agent involved!
2617 02:04:20 - Let-let him go. Let him go.- Tom!
2618 02:04:23 No signal. Got to get... some...
2619 02:04:28 Three bars!
2620 02:04:34 Actor.
2621 02:04:40 Get me Jason Momoa's agenton the phone.
2622 02:04:42 ♪ Waiting for love ♪
2623 02:04:45 ♪ To catch me again ♪
2624 02:04:49 ♪ Waiting for love ♪
2625 02:04:52 ♪ To lock me upand throw away the key ♪
2626 02:04:56 ♪ Waiting for love ♪
2627 02:04:59 ♪ To catch me again ♪
2628 02:05:03 ♪ Waiting for love ♪
2629 02:05:06 ♪ To play the stringsthat made our hearts beat one ♪
2630 02:05:13 ♪ We can't fall out of time ♪
2631 02:05:16 ♪ Try to find an answer ♪
2632 02:05:20 ♪ Looking for a sign ♪
2633 02:05:23 ♪ There's just no reason ♪
2634 02:05:26 ♪ And there's really no rhyme ♪
2635 02:05:30 ♪ And we wouldn't be moved ♪
2636 02:05:33 ♪ And neither could see ♪
2637 02:05:37 ♪ That I needed you ♪
2638 02:05:40 ♪ And you needed me ♪
2639 02:05:43 ♪ If I could go back ♪
2640 02:05:47 ♪ I'd do it differently ♪
2641 02:05:50 ♪ Now I'm falling all the time ♪
2642 02:05:54 ♪ And I need you in my life ♪
2643 02:05:58 ♪ Waiting for love ♪
2644 02:06:01 ♪ To catch me again ♪
2645 02:06:04 ♪ Waiting for love ♪
2646 02:06:08 ♪ To play the stringsthat made our hearts beat one ♪
2647 02:06:15 ♪ We can't fall out of time. ♪