神偷奶爸4 Despicable Me 4(2024)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:26 [speaking Minionese]
2 00:00:34 [screams]
3 00:00:37 [chuckles] [Bob sighs]
4 00:00:39 [electricity hums]
5 00:00:40 Ah. Hmm.
6 00:00:42 [screams] [exclaims]
7 00:00:43 [chuckles] Stuart.
8 00:00:45 Illumination! [Laughs]
9 00:00:52 ["Double Life" playing]
10 00:00:54 ♪ That's the question ♪
11 00:00:55 ♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
12 00:00:58 ♪ That's the question ♪
13 00:01:00 ♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
14 00:01:02 ♪ Whatcha doingWhen you gone? ♪
15 00:01:04 ♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
16 00:01:06 ♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
17 00:01:07 ♪ Your life, double-sided ♪
18 00:01:10 ♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
19 00:01:12 ♪ What side do I get? ♪
20 00:01:14 ♪ Which side are you on? ♪
21 00:01:15 ♪ So what have you done? ♪
22 00:01:18 ♪ Some of your dirtHas come to light ♪
23 00:01:20 ♪ Why were you ♪
24 00:01:22 ♪ Speeding up that hillUntil the brakes came off? ♪
25 00:01:26 ♪ And someone saw youIn a fight ♪
26 00:01:29 ♪ Am I right? ♪
27 00:01:35 ♪ I know You heard the rumors ♪
28 00:01:37 ♪ You must get over to itRight away ♪
29 00:01:43 ♪ If anyone can do it ♪
30 00:01:45 ♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
31 00:01:46 ♪ It's not okay ♪
32 00:01:49 ♪ You got cars to drive ♪
33 00:01:50 ♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪
34 00:01:52 ♪ When will you arrive? ♪
35 00:01:54 ♪ You're running out of time ♪
36 00:01:56 ♪ Don't you see that everythingIs on the line? ♪
37 00:02:01 ♪ Am I right? ♪
38 00:02:06 ♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
39 00:02:08 ♪ That's the question ♪
40 00:02:10 ♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
41 00:02:12 ♪ That's the question ♪
42 00:02:14 ♪ The thrillOf the double life ♪
43 00:02:16 - [car alarm chirps]- [tires screech]
44 00:02:24 [grunting]
45 00:02:29 [laughs]
46 00:02:31 Phil, Ron, Ralph! Stay focused.
47 00:02:34 Uh. Uh, okay, okay.
48 00:02:41 [Ralph] Hmm.
49 00:02:42 Okay, our targetis Maxime Le Mal,
50 00:02:45 one of the Anti-Villain League'smost wanted.
51 00:02:48 And, trust me, a real jerk.
52 00:02:51 So, there is no roomfor error. Got it?
53 00:02:55 Sí, boss.
54 00:02:56 [inhales]
55 00:02:59 [speaking Minionese]
56 00:03:01 ["Word Up" playing]
57 00:03:09 Phil, Ron!
58 00:03:10 [speaking Minionese, laughs]
59 00:03:14 [speaking Minionese]
60 00:03:15 [exclaims]
61 00:03:17 [speaking Minionese] Ah.
62 00:03:19 [grunting] Ah!
63 00:03:24 [speaking Minionese, muffled]
64 00:03:30 [person] Kids can be so cruel,but Maxime can be even crueler.
65 00:03:34 [laughing]
66 00:03:38 Ho, ho, ho. Well, well, well.
67 00:03:41 Look who it is.
68 00:03:42 If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser.
69 00:03:45 Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal.You look...
70 00:03:49 Magnificent? Yes, I know.
71 00:03:52 What did you think, huh?
72 00:03:54 I was going to look like abald loser with a dad bod?
73 00:03:57 Oops. Looks likeyou beat me to it, no?
74 00:04:00 [crowd murmuring, gasping]
75 00:04:02 Ooh. Ooh!
76 00:04:05 Oh.
77 00:04:06 It's good to laugh, no?
78 00:04:08 [chuckles]
79 00:04:09 Anyway, you remembermy girlfriend, Valentina?
80 00:04:13 She was captain ofthe Femme Fatale cheer squad,
81 00:04:16 and the most popular girlat school, huh?
82 00:04:19 I remember.
83 00:04:21 Good to see you, Valentina.
84 00:04:23 [scoffs] [dog growls]
85 00:04:26 [chuckles] What happened, Gru?
86 00:04:28 All your dreams of becoming afamous villain, they go poof-poof, huh?
87 00:04:34 Well, I don't know if you know,
88 00:04:36 but I did manageto steal the moon.
89 00:04:38 Really?
90 00:04:39 You mean, that moon?
91 00:04:41 [laughs]
92 00:04:43 [feedback whines][principal] Is this on?
93 00:04:45 Can I haveeveryone's attention, please?
94 00:04:48 Good evening and welcome,Lycée Pas Bon alumni.
95 00:04:54 Now, we're going tokick off the festivities
96 00:04:56 by announcing the winnerof our most coveted award,
97 00:05:00 The Golden Alumni.
98 00:05:02 [crowd cheers]
99 00:05:04 And so, without further ado,
100 00:05:07 the winner of this year'sGolden Alumni is, uh...
101 00:05:13 Oh, my favorite student.
102 00:05:15 Maxime Le Mal.
103 00:05:17 What? Are you kiddingme? Thank you. Thank you.
104 00:05:20 Merci. Merci beaucoup.
105 00:05:22 No, you don't have to.
106 00:05:23 [groans]
107 00:05:25 ["Unbelievable" plays]
108 00:05:26 [laughs]
109 00:05:29 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
110 00:05:32 Thank you.
111 00:05:33 I'm sure you all know
112 00:05:34 that I have somethingvery big in the works.
113 00:05:38 Now, some of you laughed at mychildhood obsession with cockroaches.
114 00:05:43 But I quickly learned thatthey are a miracle of evolution.
115 00:05:48 [crowd murmuring]
116 00:05:50 And I have found a wayto harness the strength
117 00:05:53 and the speed and the...What is the word?
118 00:05:56 "Unsquishability" of the mostpowerful creature on the planet.
119 00:06:01 Which makes meindestructible and unstoppable!
120 00:06:06 Maxime! Maxime! Maxime!
121 00:06:09 Behold the powerof the cockroach!
122 00:06:14 [grunts]
123 00:06:25 [crowd gasping]
124 00:06:27 [gasps]
125 00:06:29 [Maxime laughs]
126 00:06:34 [imitating Maxime]
127 00:06:37 [exclaiming, speaking Minionese]
128 00:06:41 So, my sad little friend,what do you say about that, huh?
129 00:06:45 Well, I'd say you're...
130 00:06:48 under arrest, courtesyof the Anti-Villain League.
131 00:06:53 Oh... [chuckles]...I don't think so, mon ami.
132 00:06:55 Oh, yeah? Goop grenade!
133 00:06:57 [yelps]
134 00:07:02 [grunts]
135 00:07:03 No!
136 00:07:07 [chuckles] Hi-yah!
137 00:07:09 Move in.
138 00:07:10 [agent 1] AVL![agent 2] Everybody, freeze!
139 00:07:12 - [agent 3] Stay where you are.- [agent 4] Move!
140 00:07:23 Ha!
141 00:07:24 [agent 5] Stay there!
142 00:07:26 Freeze!
143 00:07:34 Gotcha!
144 00:07:35 No, no, no! No!
145 00:07:37 This is not happening!
146 00:07:38 C'est impossible. [grunts]
147 00:07:40 Get your hands off of me!
148 00:07:43 - I am commanding you to let me go.- [chuckles]
149 00:07:46 So long, Maxime!
150 00:07:47 Who's the loser now?
151 00:07:49 [both] Loser, loser, loser!
152 00:07:52 [Maxime screams]
153 00:08:02 This is not over!
154 00:08:05 You won't always have the AVL
155 00:08:07 to fight your battles,you coward!
156 00:08:09 Mark my words! I will exterminate you!
157 00:08:12 [laughing]
158 00:08:18 [chuckles] Not, uh...Not scary at all. [Chuckles]
159 00:08:29 [birds chirping]
160 00:08:35 [Lucky bleats]
161 00:08:38 Hello, everybody!
162 00:08:40 [Edith] Gru, what's up?[Agnes] Yay, Gru!
163 00:08:42 Hey, Gru. I'm sohappy you're here!
164 00:08:44 What's shaking in the Gru house?
165 00:08:46 Look what I taught Lucky.
166 00:08:48 - Lucky, sit.- [bleats]
167 00:08:51 [farts, bleats]
168 00:08:53 Aw, Lucky, I said sit.
169 00:08:56 [bleats] [giggles]
170 00:08:58 Well, it is onlyhis first lesson.
171 00:09:02 Uh, maybe we practiceoutside from now on.
172 00:09:04 There's my favorite husband!
173 00:09:07 Did you rememberto get the milk?
174 00:09:09 Well, yes. They had a few kinds.
175 00:09:11 They got the almond milk,soy milk, hemp milk,
176 00:09:13 oat milk, goat milk,chocolate milk, half-and-half,
177 00:09:16 powdered, and of magnesia.
178 00:09:19 What about regular milk?
179 00:09:21 No, they don'tmake that anymore.
180 00:09:23 Oh!
181 00:09:24 Wait a minute.
182 00:09:26 [Agnes giggles]One, two, three girls.
183 00:09:28 One wife.
184 00:09:30 Something is missing.[children giggle]
185 00:09:33 No, I thinkthat's all of us. Yeah.
186 00:09:36 You know what?I keep forgetting...
187 00:09:38 this guy! [Gurgles]
188 00:09:41 Oh, ho, ho! There's my boy!
189 00:09:44 There he is!
190 00:09:46 Ah, coochy, coochy, coochy.
191 00:09:47 Where is Daddy's hug? [Gasps]
192 00:09:50 Oh, looks likesomebody's a little cranky!
193 00:09:54 Behind that sourpuss,I know you love your dada!
194 00:09:59 Go on, say it.
195 00:10:00 Dada. Dada.
196 00:10:03 Yes, of course he lovesyou! He just... [babbles]
197 00:10:05 He just doesn't show iton his face,
198 00:10:08 or with his body language.
199 00:10:10 Right, Gru Jr? Come on.
200 00:10:12 Show Daddy how muchyou love him.
201 00:10:14 Oh, I know whatwill make you happy!
202 00:10:17 Mmm, Bahama Medley!
203 00:10:21 [cries]
204 00:10:22 No? It's from The Bahamas.
205 00:10:25 All of them. Look.
206 00:10:27 Oh, so yummy!
207 00:10:30 Mmm, mmm, mmm.
208 00:10:32 [coughs, gags]
209 00:10:34 Oh, that really tasteslike The Bahamas!
210 00:10:37 See? He loves his daddy!
211 00:10:39 He's sharing. [Chuckles]
212 00:10:41 [laughing]
213 00:10:43 Phil, Ralph, Ron!
214 00:10:45 ["Hot for Teacher" plays]Hup, hup, hup!
215 00:10:48 Hup!
216 00:10:50 Pistachio. Yeah, cashew.
217 00:10:52 [giggles]
218 00:10:54 [speaking Minionese]
219 00:10:56 Gotcha!
220 00:10:59 [speaking Minionese]
221 00:11:02 [speaking Minionese]
222 00:11:05 [speaking Minionese]
223 00:11:12 Thanks, guys.
224 00:11:13 [doorbell rings]
225 00:11:17 Ramsbottom?
226 00:11:18 [snickers] Bottom.
227 00:11:20 I need a word with you both.Sure, but what...
228 00:11:23 I'm sorry.There's no time for chitchat.
229 00:11:25 Maxime Le Mal has sent youa message from prison.
230 00:11:31 Bonjour, Gru.
231 00:11:32 I know you can hear me,so hear this.
232 00:11:35 You think you can humiliate meand get away with it? Yes?
233 00:11:39 But, no!
234 00:11:40 When I break out of prison,I'm coming for my revenge, Gru!
235 00:11:43 But this time, I won't goso easy on you! [laughs]
236 00:11:48 And I know where you live!
237 00:11:50 So you better sleep with one eyeopen, because you can't hide from me!
238 00:11:55 Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!
239 00:11:57 [both gasp]
240 00:11:59 Don't worry.He can't get out of there.
241 00:12:01 It's a maximum security prison.
242 00:12:04 Ah, yes, well, um...[clears throat]
243 00:12:06 ...he escaped yesterday.
244 00:12:08 What?
245 00:12:09 Leave our home?
246 00:12:11 Oh, no. You're gonna love it.
247 00:12:13 It's called "the safe house,"
248 00:12:15 and it's fun, and it's safe, andit's fantastic and we're going.
249 00:12:18 Yeah, you'll get a new room,go to a new school.
250 00:12:21 It'll be fun, right?
251 00:12:22 Everything's gonna be new.We love new!
252 00:12:24 What about all my friends?
253 00:12:26 You'll make new friends.
254 00:12:27 Probably better ones.
255 00:12:29 [groans]
256 00:12:30 [muffled] I can't believe this.
257 00:12:32 Yes, yes. Lot of emotions.Big life change.
258 00:12:34 Less talking, more walking.
259 00:12:36 Come on, here we go.
260 00:12:45 [Lucky bleats]
261 00:12:47 [sniffles] I'm sorryyou can't go with us, Lucky.
262 00:12:52 [bleats]
263 00:12:53 Take good care of him.
264 00:12:56 Be good, Lucky!
265 00:12:58 Don't forgetto practice your tricks!
266 00:13:02 [sighs]
267 00:13:06 We'll arrive at the AVLsafe house in a few hours.
268 00:13:08 Mayflower is a lovely town.
269 00:13:11 A lovely, safe, boring town.
270 00:13:13 Trust me,it is for the best, Gru.
271 00:13:15 And what about Grandmaand Uncle Dru?
272 00:13:18 I'm sorry. No one can know ofyour whereabouts, not even family.
273 00:13:22 Bingo!There's your silver lining.
274 00:13:25 And you promise to takecare of the other Minions?
275 00:13:27 They'll be safe and soundat AVL Headquarters.
276 00:13:30 I have big plans for them.
277 00:13:32 [scoffs] Good luck with that.
278 00:13:35 ["BOOMBAYAH" playing]
279 00:13:45 [Minions clamoring, laughing]
280 00:13:53 [grumbles] That is it!
281 00:13:57 [tires screech]
282 00:14:01 [air brakes hiss]
283 00:14:04 Quiet!
284 00:14:07 You are now on Carl's bus.
285 00:14:11 And Carl isa longtime AVL employee
286 00:14:14 whose retirement benefitsare almost vested.
287 00:14:17 So, while on Carl's bus,you follow Carl's rules.
288 00:14:22 No shenanigans,no antics and no tomfoolery.
289 00:14:27 Tom? [Blows raspberry]
290 00:14:28 So this ends now.
291 00:14:30 Or you're gonna see a sideof Carl you do not wanna see.
292 00:14:35 Do I make myself clear? [Grunts]
293 00:14:38 [Minion] Bazooka![Minions laughing]
294 00:14:40 [party horns blaring]
295 00:14:45 [clamoring] [Carl]This won't st... [groans]
296 00:14:48 Carl does not like this!
297 00:14:50 Watch your hands. What areyou doing? Who's pinching?
298 00:14:52 No, no!
299 00:14:59 [Silas] Here we are.The town of Mayflower.
300 00:15:02 This safe house has been used toprotect our agents for decades now.
301 00:15:06 Whoa, look at that place.
302 00:15:08 [Lucy] Wow, look at these lawns.The flowers.
303 00:15:11 - [chuckling] Whoa! That is cool.- Are we really gonna live here?
304 00:15:14 [gasps] Look atthat fountain. Whoa!
305 00:15:16 [Edith] Awesome.
306 00:15:18 [snoring] [Edith] Ooh,ooh, ooh, is that one ours?
307 00:15:20 Hey, hey.
308 00:15:21 [Edith] Whoa, look at that.[Agnes] Ooh, that's pretty.
309 00:15:23 [Lucy] I could get used to this.
310 00:15:25 [snorts]
311 00:15:26 [both laugh]
312 00:15:28 [Agnes] Ooh, it looks likea princess lives there.
313 00:15:32 And here it is.
314 00:15:35 Your new home.
315 00:15:40 [bird squawks]
316 00:15:42 Oh.
317 00:15:43 Hmm, no fountain.
318 00:15:45 I'm sure it's gonna be great.
319 00:15:48 Come on.
320 00:15:49 Silas says that there isa pool in the back.
321 00:15:52 That'll be fun, huh?
322 00:16:00 Wow, it's so cold anduninviting. [Agnes giggles]
323 00:16:05 But in a homeykind of way. What?
324 00:16:07 Yes, everything hereis AVL standard.
325 00:16:10 What it lacks in comfort, it morethan makes up for in functionality.
326 00:16:14 There's evena fully automated lockdown mode.
327 00:16:18 Isn't that fun?
328 00:16:19 Ooh, full lockdown mode.[chuckles]
329 00:16:21 Yay.
330 00:16:23 [gasps] It has a vendingmachine. Oh! [Chuckles]
331 00:16:25 I love this place!
332 00:16:27 Ooh. [Speaks Minionese]
333 00:16:29 [screams]
334 00:16:32 [speaks Minionese]
335 00:16:33 Eh, eh. [Speaks Minionese]
336 00:16:34 [groaning] [laughing]
337 00:16:38 This will be great.
338 00:16:39 All right, now down to business.
339 00:16:41 For your own safety, you'llall be assuming new identities.
340 00:16:45 New identities?Is that really necessary?
341 00:16:48 It's not up for debate, Gru.
342 00:16:50 Now, you area solar panel salesman.
343 00:16:52 Lucy, you're a hairstylistat an upscale salon.
344 00:16:56 A hairstylist? Yes, jackpot!
345 00:17:00 Silas, did you choose thatbecause you knew I cut my own hair,
346 00:17:03 and that I wouldtotally rock at this?
347 00:17:05 No.
348 00:17:06 "Chet Cunningham."
349 00:17:08 Ah, that's gota nice ring to it.
350 00:17:11 Girls.
351 00:17:13 Cool. I'm Blair.
352 00:17:16 "Britney"?
353 00:17:17 My name is Bree?
354 00:17:18 Oh, come on.There are worse names than Bree.
355 00:17:21 Yeah, like Blanche.
356 00:17:23 [laughs] Yes, Margo.
357 00:17:25 Blanche? Ugh, that isa terrible name. [laughs]
358 00:17:28 Imagine being named Blanche.[chuckles]
359 00:17:30 Truly, I cannot thinkof a worse...
360 00:17:33 My name's Blanche, isn't it?
361 00:17:35 Yep. [Children giggle]
362 00:17:36 Well, I'll get used to it.
363 00:17:38 Well, why don't you girls goand pick out your rooms
364 00:17:41 while I have a word with yourparents? [speaking Minionese]
365 00:17:46 Yes, I didn't wantto frighten the girls,
366 00:17:48 but it is absolutely crucial youkeep your true identities under wraps.
367 00:17:52 Gru, you're going to have to tryto not be so "Gru-ish."
368 00:17:56 What is that supposed to mean?
369 00:17:58 Well, I'm just saying you tendto stand out in a crowd, that's all.
370 00:18:02 You know... [stammers] ...like theway you're always cranky and irritable.
371 00:18:06 And how you make things a bitawkward for everyone around you.
372 00:18:10 You do do that. [Chuckles]I mean, you know...
373 00:18:12 Okay, enough.
374 00:18:14 I don't make peopleawkward or uncomfortable.
375 00:18:17 I'm very comforting.
376 00:18:18 Like a nice meat loaf.
377 00:18:20 I'm pretty delicious.
378 00:18:26 This is not awkward. You're theones who are making it awkward.
379 00:18:29 Gru, you have to blend in.
380 00:18:32 Your family's livesare at stake.
381 00:18:34 You understand?
382 00:18:35 Of course, yes. Fullyunderstand. [giggles]
383 00:18:37 We would do anythingto keep our family safe. Yeah.
384 00:18:40 Right, well, I'll be in contactwhen this is all over.
385 00:18:43 Until then, capturing MaximeLe Mal is our top priority.
386 00:18:49 Stay safe.
387 00:18:51 [door closes]
388 00:18:53 You know what, Gru,maybe this isn't so bad.
389 00:18:56 We need a break from chasing downvillains and dangerous missions, right?
390 00:19:00 We can actually bea normal family for once.
391 00:19:03 [gasps] And I can finally spendsome real bonding time with the baby.
392 00:19:08 It's gonna be great. Right, pal?
393 00:19:11 Who's got your nose?Who's got...
394 00:19:13 He's got my nose. [Gurgles]
395 00:19:17 Quite the grip there.That kid is strong.
396 00:19:20 [groans]
397 00:19:29 Ah.
398 00:19:32 [humming]
399 00:19:34 [babbles]
400 00:19:39 [exclaims]
401 00:19:41 [shouting]
402 00:19:43 [grunts]
403 00:19:45 ["Freedom" playing]
404 00:19:47 ♪ Let's be free, babyAnd cruise the world ♪
405 00:19:50 ♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪
406 00:19:51 ♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
407 00:19:54 ♪ And have a good time ♪
408 00:19:56 [laughing]
409 00:19:58 Thank you.Look at everyone. Yes.
410 00:20:01 We are havinga good time, right?
411 00:20:03 [singing]♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
412 00:20:06 ♪ And have a good time ♪
413 00:20:08 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
414 00:20:10 [cheering] Whoo-hoo!
415 00:20:12 [laughs]No, I love you. [Kisses]
416 00:20:14 Thank you, my beautiful army.
417 00:20:17 Maxime's back, baby. [Laughs]
418 00:20:23 And a special Merci beaucoup to everyonewho helped me break out of AVL prison.
419 00:20:28 Todd and Linda, where are you?Where are you? Yes.
420 00:20:31 For distracting the guards.
421 00:20:32 Oh, très magnifique. Yeah!
422 00:20:35 Now, silence!
423 00:20:37 We must make Gru sufferfor arresting me.
424 00:20:40 [chuckles]
425 00:20:42 And what better way
426 00:20:43 than to take away from himhis precious little baby.
427 00:20:46 [cockroaches gasp] I wantto take that baby. [laughs]
428 00:20:49 Whoa.
429 00:20:50 [whistles] Yeah!
430 00:20:51 Oh, Maxime.
431 00:20:53 No, no. Wait, wait. Not Maxime.
432 00:20:55 What if I start going by"Cockroach Man," huh?
433 00:20:59 Little on the nose,but it is very clear.
434 00:21:02 It's good, no? Ugh.
435 00:21:04 I am not calling you that stupidname, but I love this evil plan.
436 00:21:08 Well, Gru has it coming.
437 00:21:10 He humiliated mein front of the whole school.
438 00:21:13 I had my trophy and everything.
439 00:21:16 But now the game begins.[cockroach babbles]
440 00:21:19 He runs and hides like themouse, and we find him like the cat.
441 00:21:24 Game on.
442 00:21:28 [Ron giggling]
443 00:21:30 [speaking Minionese] [giggles]
444 00:21:31 - [speaking Minionese]- [giggles]
445 00:21:36 [screams]
446 00:21:38 [chuckles]
447 00:21:40 Okay, we've got Chet's famous,super cheesy scrambled eggs.
448 00:21:44 And Blanche's famous baconthat spells your name.
449 00:21:47 - Here you go, Britney.- [burbles]
450 00:21:51 Wait, I can't saymy name is Britney.
451 00:21:55 That would be a lie.
452 00:21:57 Yes.
453 00:21:58 But we aren't"stupposed" to lie.
454 00:22:01 Don't think of it as lying.
455 00:22:03 Think of itas high-stakes pretending.
456 00:22:05 Well, I'm not going to.
457 00:22:08 Bah, it's justa little white lie.
458 00:22:10 No.
459 00:22:10 Agnes, as your father,
460 00:22:12 I command you to lie.
461 00:22:14 No.
462 00:22:15 - Yes, lie.- Mm-mmm.
463 00:22:17 You are walkingon thin ice, little lady.
464 00:22:19 Hmm!
465 00:22:21 [exclaims, chews]
466 00:22:22 Why can't you be morelike your sister Edith?
467 00:22:25 She lies all the time.
468 00:22:27 No, I don't.
469 00:22:28 See? See? She's lying right now.
470 00:22:30 Beautifully, I might add.
471 00:22:32 [Lucy] Okay, you guys.
472 00:22:33 This is our first big dayin Mayflower,
473 00:22:35 and I saywe make it a great one.
474 00:22:37 Right, Chet Jr? [Giggles]
475 00:22:39 Whoo-hoo, Mayflower. Yes!Whoo-hoo. [Chuckles]
476 00:22:42 We're gonna be late for karate.
477 00:22:44 And you have to getMargo to school. Ah.
478 00:22:46 It's gonna be awesome. Ugh. Yay.
479 00:22:48 Hey, you just have toput yourself out there,
480 00:22:51 and I promise Mayflowerwill love Chet Cunningham.
481 00:22:55 Well, they're gonna love himjust as much as I do.
482 00:22:58 And you, little man, are gonna haveso much fun with your daddy today.
483 00:23:02 [babbles]
484 00:23:03 Yep, just you and Dada.
485 00:23:06 Come on, say it. Dada.
486 00:23:08 Dada.
487 00:23:12 [blows raspberry]
488 00:23:14 Gonna be a fun day.
489 00:23:20 [breathes deeply]
490 00:23:28 ["Hot for Teacher" plays]Hup, hup, hup!
491 00:23:30 Hup, hup, hup, hup!
492 00:23:34 Buddies.
493 00:23:35 Okay.
494 00:23:36 [speaks Minionese]
495 00:23:38 [exclaims, giggles]
496 00:23:41 Thanks a lot, guys.Ah, ha-ha, buddy.
497 00:23:43 [speaking Minionese]...check ya.
498 00:23:46 [giggles]
499 00:23:48 All right. Thanks, hon.
500 00:23:50 Bye. Bye.
501 00:23:52 Look, Margo, neighbors.
502 00:23:54 Hello!
503 00:23:56 Hmm?
504 00:23:57 Come on.
505 00:23:58 You got this, Chet.
506 00:24:00 [groans]
507 00:24:02 I'm your new neighbor,Chet Cunningham.
508 00:24:05 Uh-huh. Perry Prescott.
509 00:24:07 So, what, uh, brings youto the neighborhood, Chet?
510 00:24:11 Well, uh...
511 00:24:14 [gasps] Solar panels. That's it.I sell solar panels.
512 00:24:18 Have you joinedthe solar revolution?
513 00:24:21 Yeah, no.
514 00:24:23 Uh, I think I'm good.
515 00:24:25 Good to know.
516 00:24:26 So, what do you do, Perry?
517 00:24:28 I own Prescott Motors.
518 00:24:30 The largest auto dealerin the state.
519 00:24:34 Wow, that's impressive.
520 00:24:36 This is my daughter Margo.
521 00:24:38 Bree, Dad.
522 00:24:39 Ah, yes. Yes. Did I say "Margo"?
523 00:24:43 It's funny,because I was thinking...
524 00:24:45 I was thinking about a fish Ionce had as a pet, named Margo.
525 00:24:49 Who lived in the pondand then died.
526 00:24:54 Uh.
527 00:24:55 Anyway, I, uh...
528 00:24:58 I'm about to take Breeto school for her first day.
529 00:25:02 Yeah, I was about to take Poppyto school, so...
530 00:25:05 Poppy. Hello, Poppy.
531 00:25:07 That's a fun name to say.
532 00:25:09 You want to carpool with us?
533 00:25:11 No.
534 00:25:13 You could be friends with Bree.
535 00:25:15 Right, Bree?
536 00:25:16 You don't have any friends.
537 00:25:19 [chuckles]
538 00:25:21 Well, love to chitchat, Chet,but she's got school,
539 00:25:24 and I'm meeting some palsover at the country club, so...
540 00:25:27 Ooh, country club.That sounds like a lot of fun.
541 00:25:29 If I were ever invited to a countryclub, I am sure that I would love it.
542 00:25:37 Yeah, well, we really have to getgoing, so nice meeting you, Chet.
543 00:25:40 ["I'm Too Sexy" plays on stereo]
544 00:25:42 Okay, cool. Any time you want tohang out, just hit me up with a text.
545 00:25:48 He's gonna text me.
546 00:25:50 That was painful.
547 00:25:56 You'll see. By lunchtime,
548 00:25:58 you will have forgotten allabout your old, lousy friends.
549 00:26:02 Mmm, not so sure about that.
550 00:26:09 [students chattering, giggling]Right? Oh, my gosh.
551 00:26:11 Not my problem, bro.
552 00:26:13 [sighs] Hey,honey, you got this.
553 00:26:16 You're smart.
554 00:26:17 You're funny.
555 00:26:19 What's thereto worry about, right?
556 00:26:21 They're gonna love you.
557 00:26:24 Thanks, Gru.
558 00:26:27 [Gru] Bye-bye.
559 00:26:30 Oh, please let them love you.
560 00:26:33 [sighs]
561 00:26:35 Ooh!
562 00:26:38 Hey, Poppy.
563 00:26:44 Eh...
564 00:26:46 [horn honks] [screams]
565 00:26:47 Come on. Hey. Move it!
566 00:26:50 Sorry. My bad.I'm going. All right.
567 00:26:53 I'm going.
568 00:26:57 Ooh, glassos.
569 00:27:01 - [shouts]- [screams]
570 00:27:03 [groans]
571 00:27:04 [straining] [barking]
572 00:27:07 [whimpers]
573 00:27:09 [chuckles, speaks Minionese]
574 00:27:10 [leash snaps] [screams]
575 00:27:12 [barking] No, no, no. Sit. Sit.
576 00:27:15 No.
577 00:27:17 [speaks Minionese]
578 00:27:21 [screams, speaks Minionese]
579 00:27:24 [speaking Minionese, muffled]
580 00:27:26 All right, gentlemen.
581 00:27:27 Fall in.
582 00:27:30 Some of you may be wonderingwhy you're here.
583 00:27:33 Uh, sí.
584 00:27:34 As you may or may not know,
585 00:27:36 I was recentlycalled out of retirement
586 00:27:38 to head up the AVL'snew top-secret initiative
587 00:27:41 to take down Maxime Le Mal.
588 00:27:44 And that's where you come in.
589 00:27:46 We need volunteers.
590 00:27:47 Me! Me! Me!
591 00:27:49 We are looking forthe strong, the mighty...
592 00:27:51 Ooh. [Groans]
593 00:27:53 ...the fearless. Uh, nope.
594 00:27:54 We need the best of the best.
595 00:27:57 So, who's it going to be?[chuckles]
596 00:28:02 Yes, nice work, gentlemen.
597 00:28:05 [speaking Minionese]
598 00:28:06 [laughing]
599 00:28:08 The AVL is known forcutting-edge weapons and vehicles,
600 00:28:12 but now we are developingcutting-edge agents.
601 00:28:15 And I can think ofno better guinea pigs than you.
602 00:28:19 Guinea pigs! [Cheering]
603 00:28:20 [blows raspberry]
604 00:28:22 You will be the firstto test our super serum.
605 00:28:25 Designed to transform youinto elite agents
606 00:28:28 with powers and abilitiesfar beyond those of mortal men.
607 00:28:33 Or you might just explode.
608 00:28:36 We don't really know.
609 00:28:37 Eh? Huh? [Shouts]
610 00:28:40 [Minions screaming] Oh, ah.
611 00:28:43 Hey.
612 00:28:48 [Minions struggling]
613 00:28:53 [yodels, growls]
614 00:28:57 [chuckles]
615 00:29:04 [chews, crunches]
616 00:29:08 [speaking Minionese][metal clanging]
617 00:29:13 [pops]
618 00:29:14 [giggles]
619 00:29:16 [growling]
620 00:29:19 Ladies and gentlemen,I give you the Mega Minions.
621 00:29:24 [cheering]
622 00:29:30 [bell rings]
623 00:29:31 Cool.
624 00:29:33 Aw, you guys look adorable.
625 00:29:35 And... And really toughand scary.
626 00:29:37 I'll look even better whenI have a black belt. Hi-yah!
627 00:29:41 Ooh, ooh! I'm gonnabreak a brick with my head.
628 00:29:44 That's the spirit. Oh![gong sounds]
629 00:29:47 Oh, okay. Now, go have funwhile I'm at work.
630 00:29:49 Blair and Britney. Right? Mmm.
631 00:29:53 We will.
632 00:29:54 Okay. Bye, Mom.
633 00:29:56 [Lucy] Bye.
634 00:29:58 Got ya. [Giggling]
635 00:29:59 Hi-yah!
636 00:30:01 Circle up, people.
637 00:30:02 [students giggling]
638 00:30:03 [grunting]
639 00:30:05 Show respect for your sensei.
640 00:30:07 [students]Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan.
641 00:30:11 Hai!
642 00:30:16 You, Moscovitch, didn'tI tell you to cut that hair?
643 00:30:19 You look like a sheepdog.
644 00:30:21 Sorry, Sensei.
645 00:30:22 [whimpers, giggles]
646 00:30:24 Now, we have two new studentstoday ready to begin their journey...
647 00:30:28 Hi-yah! To awesomeness.
648 00:30:31 - You, tiny girl.- [gasps]
649 00:30:33 Step forwardand tell us your name.
650 00:30:36 Um...
651 00:30:37 It's Britney.
652 00:30:40 Uh, IN-my name?
653 00:30:44 I can't.
654 00:30:46 There's no "can't" in karate.
655 00:30:48 Ten push-ups after class!
656 00:30:51 Hey, that's not fair.
657 00:30:53 Huh! Ha! You better not betalking back to your sensei.
658 00:30:58 Hi-yah! [Karate yell]
659 00:31:00 Now, are you ready to tellus your name and participate?
660 00:31:04 Mmm.
661 00:31:05 I guess not.
662 00:31:07 Then why don't you go sit in thecorner of disgrace and reflection
663 00:31:11 and think about what kindof person you wanna be?
664 00:31:19 Now, am I gonna getany trouble from you?
665 00:31:23 Yeah, probably.
666 00:31:25 Excuse me? [Bones pop]
667 00:31:27 If you thinkI'm above fighting children,
668 00:31:29 you picked the wrong dojo.
669 00:31:33 [grunting]
670 00:31:36 Hi-yah, hi-yah, hi-yah! Hi-yah!
671 00:31:38 [karate yell] Ha!
672 00:31:40 [sobs, groans]
673 00:31:44 [all gasp]
674 00:31:47 [children cheer] Yeah!
675 00:31:48 That was for my sister.
676 00:31:51 [O'Sullivan screams]
677 00:31:54 You broke my pinkie toe.
678 00:31:57 [chuckles] That's gonnabe a lot of push-ups.
679 00:32:02 [Lucy] Okay, then put thisover here, then the hair gel.
680 00:32:05 Hair spray. Oh, uh,Mrs. Cunningham?
681 00:32:07 Oh! Uh, yeah. [Stammers] Hi.
682 00:32:09 I have to say,this is quite a résumé.
683 00:32:12 Well, what can I say?
684 00:32:14 I'm good at what I do.[chuckles]
685 00:32:15 Well, you areexactly what we need here.
686 00:32:18 Lot of vain, demanding divasin this town.
687 00:32:21 [both chuckle]
688 00:32:24 I have a hair emergency, people.
689 00:32:27 Where's what's-her-name?
690 00:32:28 Remy? Rhonda?
691 00:32:30 Oh, Melora, I'm so sorry.
692 00:32:31 Rachel's on maternity leave.
693 00:32:33 What? Oh, that is unacceptable.
694 00:32:36 But you are in luck, becauseBlanche here is fantastic.
695 00:32:41 Perfect. I'll be in my chair.
696 00:32:44 Okay, kiddo, you're up.
697 00:32:46 [chuckles]
698 00:32:47 ["Dynamite" plays]
699 00:32:50 So, Melora,what are we thinking?
700 00:32:54 What if we just wet the hairand let it dry in the air?
701 00:32:57 Let nature do its thang...[chuckles] ...you know?
702 00:32:59 No, no, no, no.That style is dead to me.
703 00:33:02 It's-It's timefor a whole new Melora.
704 00:33:05 I want this.
705 00:33:07 Wow. [Chuckles]
706 00:33:09 Wow. Um...
707 00:33:11 Okay, let's start with color?
708 00:33:15 Yes, color. Becausethat's what you start with.
709 00:33:20 Little of this.
710 00:33:22 Some of that.
711 00:33:24 Ooh, that's pretty.
712 00:33:25 This isn't so hard.
713 00:33:27 [sizzling]
714 00:33:29 Uh...
715 00:33:34 What?
716 00:33:37 [sniffs] Should it be smoking?
717 00:33:39 Yes. Uh-huh.
718 00:33:41 Smoking means it's working.
719 00:33:44 [gasps]
720 00:33:48 [shouts]
721 00:33:51 [whimpers] What's going on?
722 00:33:52 Perfect. No one panic.
723 00:33:55 Call 911.
724 00:33:57 [fire alarm ringing]
725 00:34:02 Quickly, quickly.
726 00:34:04 Oh... [chuckles]...wonder where they're going.
727 00:34:10 [Maxime laughing]
728 00:34:11 Voilà! My latest creation.
729 00:34:14 All of my transformation powersin a handheld design, huh?
730 00:34:18 Ay! I love it.
731 00:34:20 Oh, and look at the littleantenna. That's so cute.
732 00:34:23 It's not supposedto be cute. No.
733 00:34:25 I'm going for intimidating.Terrifying, even.
734 00:34:28 Now, all I have to do is findthat walking boiled potato,
735 00:34:32 and his baby is mine. [Laughs]
736 00:34:35 Check this out. [Alarm beeps]
737 00:34:41 Whoa!
738 00:34:42 [barking]
739 00:34:45 [cackles]
740 00:34:50 No, I kid you not.I'm being serious... Whoa!
741 00:34:56 Whoa!
742 00:35:00 [shutter clicks]
743 00:35:09 [Maxime cackles]
744 00:35:11 Oh, this is going to be so good.
745 00:35:23 [sighs]
746 00:35:25 - Okay, Daddy is officially exhausted.- [gurgles]
747 00:35:29 I changed your diaper.
748 00:35:31 I've got your bottle, your Binky,and here are your balloons.
749 00:35:35 [giggles] There yougo. You like those, right?
750 00:35:38 All right.A little bit of me time.
751 00:35:40 [breathes deeply, exhales]
752 00:35:46 [balloon pops] Ah!
753 00:35:49 [groans]
754 00:35:52 [grunts]
755 00:36:01 [horn honks] [shouts]
756 00:36:03 [groans]
757 00:36:04 [growls]
758 00:36:08 [whines]
759 00:36:11 [groans]
760 00:36:13 Someone put a glitter bombin my locker. Ugh.
761 00:36:17 Teenagers are the worst.
762 00:36:20 Yeah. Babies areno picnic either.
763 00:36:23 [giggles]
764 00:36:28 [balloon pops] [Gru] Ah!
765 00:36:30 Junior!
766 00:36:35 [Ralph snoring]
767 00:36:44 [shushes, speaks Minionese]
768 00:36:46 Ah, okay. Okay. [Grunts]
769 00:36:48 - [shushes]- Dua Lipa prosciutto.
770 00:36:52 [thuds] [exclaims]
771 00:36:54 [laughing]
772 00:36:56 [speaks Minionese]
773 00:36:57 [speaks Minionese]Fire in the bowl.
774 00:37:01 [both laugh]
775 00:37:02 Good night, Ralph.
776 00:37:06 [scatting]
777 00:37:08 ♪ Taking out the trash'Cause I'm an awesome dad ♪
778 00:37:10 ♪ And the babyFinally went to sleep ♪
779 00:37:12 [scatting, humming]
780 00:37:16 [person] Hello, Gru.
781 00:37:17 Hello. Hey! What the...
782 00:37:22 Oh, hello, Poppy.Did you say something?
783 00:37:25 Wha... Uh... [stammers]...my name's Chet, by the way.
784 00:37:28 Chet Cunningham.
785 00:37:30 Gru? What does that even mean?[chuckles]
786 00:37:36 It means you're bad at lying.
787 00:37:38 Hey. That's not nice.
788 00:37:40 Ever hear ofrespecting your elders?
789 00:37:42 I don't respect boomers.
790 00:37:44 I just mock them.
791 00:37:46 Ah, ha, ha. Is that, like,a joke you read on the Web?
792 00:37:50 Wow. "The Web"? How old are you?
793 00:37:54 Well, old enough to know thatyou are a rotten little... [grunts]
794 00:37:57 Huh?
795 00:37:59 You better watch yourself.
796 00:38:01 [gasps] Ooh-hoo. Oof.
797 00:38:03 You used to be a master villain.
798 00:38:05 [scoffs] That's not me.I don't even see a resemblance.
799 00:38:09 Clearly, you have the wrong guy,as I sell, mmm, solar panels.
800 00:38:15 Oh, don't worry.I'm not gonna expose you.
801 00:38:18 Because you're gonnahelp me pull a heist.
802 00:38:20 We start planning tomorrow.
803 00:38:22 You want to pull a heist?[chuckles]
804 00:38:25 Listen, kid, I'm not going to...
805 00:38:27 No. You listen, old man.
806 00:38:28 Ow. I own you.
807 00:38:31 And I promise,you do not want to cross me.
808 00:38:36 Okay. [Stammers] All right.
809 00:38:38 But tomorrow isnot really good timing.
810 00:38:41 Bummer for you.
811 00:38:42 Because this is happening.
812 00:38:44 Unless you want the whole worldto know exactly who you are...
813 00:38:53 Gru.
814 00:38:55 [gasps] She is terrifying.
815 00:38:59 [hums]
816 00:39:03 [exclaims, speaks Minionese]
817 00:39:06 [Minions cheer]
818 00:39:09 [speaking Minionese]
819 00:39:13 Ow! Ooh!
820 00:39:14 Whoo-hoo-hoo!
821 00:39:16 [speaking Minionese] ...five!
822 00:39:18 [chuckles]
823 00:39:20 [screams]
824 00:39:23 Oh! [Speaks Minionese]
825 00:39:25 - [shutter clicks]- [screams]
826 00:39:27 [microwave pings] Yay!
827 00:39:29 Aw. [Speaks Minionese]
828 00:39:30 [Mega Mel] Hey, Jiminy!
829 00:39:31 No problemo.
830 00:39:34 [shouts]
831 00:39:35 [screams]
832 00:39:42 [screaming]
833 00:39:43 [screaming]
834 00:39:46 Oh, phew. [Speaks Minionese]
835 00:39:49 Oy. [Laughs]
836 00:39:52 [growls]
837 00:39:55 [speaking Minionese]
838 00:39:59 All right, all right.Settle down.
839 00:40:02 Settle down!
840 00:40:04 Thank you.
841 00:40:05 It's time to get you outfor some real-world training.
842 00:40:08 Liberty.
843 00:40:10 And, if you do well out there,
844 00:40:12 you'll bethe AVL's new secret weapon.
845 00:40:16 Pomodoro!
846 00:40:18 Pomodoro!
847 00:40:22 [Minion] Ouch.
848 00:40:28 I'm quite sureI won't regret this.
849 00:40:32 No. The painterscanceled. Uh-huh.
850 00:40:34 True story. Wow.
851 00:40:36 I don't knowwhat is the deal with...
852 00:40:37 [Gru] Morning, neighbors.
853 00:40:39 Hey there!
854 00:40:40 Still waiting onthat invite, Perry.
855 00:40:43 Ugh. Oh!
856 00:40:44 No. No, no. Yoo-hoo!
857 00:40:47 Patsy! [Patsy] Oh, neighbors.
858 00:40:48 Oh, Patsy.
859 00:40:50 Hi there.I'm Perry's wife, Patsy.
860 00:40:52 Oh! I'm Blanche.And this is Chet.
861 00:40:55 Hi. So, I look over hereand I see you... [laughs]
862 00:40:59 ...and I haveone of my brilliant ideas.
863 00:41:02 Perry needs a fourthfor tennis tomorrow.
864 00:41:04 Oh, honey.
865 00:41:05 [chuckles] I don't know.
866 00:41:07 He doesn't seem likemuch of a tennis guy.
867 00:41:09 Much of a tennis guy?I'm too much of a tennis guy.
868 00:41:13 I'm Mr. Tennis.
869 00:41:14 It's my favoriteof all the sports games.
870 00:41:18 With the racket and withthe balls. So yellow and fuzzy.
871 00:41:23 [groans, grunts]
872 00:41:24 Oh, then we're all set.
873 00:41:25 See you twoat the club tomorrow.
874 00:41:28 Toodle-oo!
875 00:41:29 Okay. Toodle-ooto you two too. [Laughs]
876 00:41:33 So, you... you play tennis?
877 00:41:34 Yes. Yes. I play tennis.
878 00:41:37 I'm pretty fantastic actually.
879 00:41:40 Well, at leastI was at summer camp.
880 00:41:42 Wow. That's great.Here you go. [Kisses]
881 00:41:45 - Okay, bye.- [fusses]
882 00:41:47 Have fun!
883 00:41:50 There you go.
884 00:41:53 Okay.
885 00:41:54 [grunts] Huh? [Giggles]
886 00:42:03 What the...
887 00:42:05 [exclaims]
888 00:42:07 [groans]
889 00:42:21 Gru.
890 00:42:22 You can't hide from me, Gru.
891 00:42:25 Ay! My back is killing me.
892 00:42:27 How long is this gonna take?
893 00:42:29 It will takeas long as it takes.
894 00:42:31 Mark my words, Gru will not win.
895 00:42:35 This won't be likethe ninth-grade talent show.
896 00:42:37 Ay, again with this.
897 00:42:40 Yes, again.It was a pivotal moment.
898 00:42:42 Why can't you indulge me?
899 00:42:44 [groans] [sighs]
900 00:42:46 It was the night ofthe big show. [groans]
901 00:42:50 [Maxime]I had practiced for weeks,
902 00:42:52 perfecting a number that wouldblow my classmates away.
903 00:42:56 ♪ Karma, karmaKarma, karma chameleon ♪
904 00:42:58 [Maxime] I was aboutto go on when...
905 00:43:01 What? Wh... Oh! ...I heard it.
906 00:43:06 ♪ Karma, karmaKarma, karma chameleon ♪
907 00:43:10 There was that little jerkdoing my big number.
908 00:43:14 [young Gru] ♪ You come and go ♪
909 00:43:17 He ruined everything.
910 00:43:19 I couldn't go on after him.I would have looked like a fool.
911 00:43:22 Like I was copying him.
912 00:43:24 Maybe it was just a coincidence.
913 00:43:27 That was a very popular song.
914 00:43:29 Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew.
915 00:43:31 He did it on purpose.
916 00:43:33 He reveled in humiliatingme. Oh! [alarm beeps]
917 00:43:36 What now?
918 00:43:37 [sighs] We're low on fuel.
919 00:43:39 It's always something.
920 00:43:41 Look, I can never focuson just being evil. [Groans]
921 00:43:44 Okay. Pull over.
922 00:43:52 [barking]
923 00:44:01 [whimpers]
924 00:44:08 [coughs]
925 00:44:16 Okay, let's see.
926 00:44:17 Regular unleaded. Oh.
927 00:44:20 Wow. It is expensive, no?
928 00:44:22 Okay. Insert card and removerapidly. [card reader beeps]
929 00:44:26 "Card not read"?
930 00:44:29 - [beeps]- Oh, come on.
931 00:44:31 Did you pull it out rapidly?
932 00:44:32 Yes. Yes. Very rapidly.
933 00:44:34 [beeping] Come...
934 00:44:36 [grunting]
935 00:44:39 [beeps] [shouts]
936 00:44:42 Ay, get me a slushy.It's my cheat day.
937 00:44:46 Hey, you. Your stupid machinewon't read my card.
938 00:44:50 Did you remove it rapidly?
939 00:44:52 Yes. [Sighs]
940 00:44:54 Well, sometimes it's too rapid.You should probably try again.
941 00:44:58 [growls] I don't havetime for this.
942 00:45:01 Okay. Whoa!
943 00:45:03 I'm trying todestroy my arch nemesis!
944 00:45:07 Now, give me 900 gallonson pump four, you idiot.
945 00:45:10 Whoa! Please, don't hurt me.
946 00:45:13 Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.
947 00:45:15 [chuckles]
948 00:45:16 Wha...
949 00:45:18 [exclaims]
950 00:45:23 [muttering]
951 00:45:25 Oh! Look at you!
952 00:45:27 Ha, ha! Much better.
953 00:45:30 Now, get me a purple slushy!
954 00:45:32 [groans, growls]
955 00:45:34 I'm not paying for that,just so you know. So there.
956 00:45:36 [chuckles] I know. I'm so bad.
957 00:45:38 [laughs] [mutters]
958 00:45:40 [bell rings]
959 00:45:44 Hmm. Okay, why don't you guyspick out a healthy cereal?
960 00:45:48 [gasps] This isLucky's favorite cereal.
961 00:45:52 You don't think he'll forget me?
962 00:45:54 Do you?
963 00:45:55 Oh, sweetheart,that's impossible.
964 00:45:58 You play with Luckyand dress him up.
965 00:46:01 And you guys have your podcast.
966 00:46:03 There is no way in this world hecould ever forget his best friend.
967 00:46:08 [giggles] Thanks, Mom.
968 00:46:11 Oh, lookit!
969 00:46:12 This one has extra marshmallows.
970 00:46:15 Double-frosted Choco clusters.
971 00:46:17 [Agnes] Yeah. Yeah.Let's go with those.
972 00:46:20 All right. What else do we need?
973 00:46:22 [gasps]
974 00:46:23 [gasps] Oh, no.
975 00:46:25 Nobody see. Nobody notice.Nobody notice.
976 00:46:29 [Agnes exclaims]
977 00:46:31 [exhales]
978 00:46:32 [Edith] What's wrong? Huh?
979 00:46:34 Oh, nothing. Just, uh... Ooh.
980 00:46:36 Stretching beforewe hit the aisles.
981 00:46:39 Shopping is the number onecause of pulled hamstrings.
982 00:46:42 Huh. You probablydidn't know that. [laughs]
983 00:46:47 Okay, all stretched. Let's go.
984 00:46:48 Quickly. Quick, quick, quick.
985 00:46:51 [sighs] Okay.Coast is clear... [screams]
986 00:46:56 [grunts] Oh.
987 00:46:57 [gasps] You.
988 00:47:00 [chuckles] [employee sighs]
989 00:47:01 You did this to me, you fraud.
990 00:47:05 Come on, girls.
991 00:47:06 Clean up on aisle nine!
992 00:47:07 I've always wanted to say that.Just hide over here.
993 00:47:11 What does that lady want?
994 00:47:13 Lady? I didn't see a lady.
995 00:47:17 [gasps] Lady!
996 00:47:19 Come on. Let's go.
997 00:47:21 Faster! Whoa!
998 00:47:22 You're no hairdresser.
999 00:47:24 [Lucy whimpers]
1000 00:47:26 I'm on to you! Get back here.
1001 00:47:28 I gotta get out of here.
1002 00:47:39 - [screams]- [shouts]
1003 00:47:46 Okay.
1004 00:47:48 [breathing heavily]
1005 00:47:51 [screams]
1006 00:47:53 [wails]
1007 00:47:55 Come back here.
1008 00:47:57 Whoa-ho-ho. [Giggling]
1009 00:48:02 Hey! No, no, no, no!
1010 00:48:05 - You can't just...- Open, open, open!
1011 00:48:15 Whoa!
1012 00:48:16 Let's go!
1013 00:48:20 [Melora shrieks]
1014 00:48:22 Stop! Come here, you!
1015 00:48:24 [panting]
1016 00:48:26 [sobbing]
1017 00:48:29 Whew. That was a close one.
1018 00:48:32 Always a fun timewhen you go shopping with Mom.
1019 00:48:34 - Yeah! I feel so alive!- Best shopping trip ever!
1020 00:48:43 [meows]
1021 00:48:50 ["Through the Fire and Flames"plays]
1022 00:48:52 [meowing]
1023 00:49:09 [music stops]
1024 00:49:10 [announcer on game] Perfecto.[meows]
1025 00:49:12 [Gru] Poppy!
1026 00:49:13 [gasps] Poppy!
1027 00:49:16 [meows]
1028 00:49:19 I don't see her, Junior.
1029 00:49:21 Look up, genius.
1030 00:49:22 Huh? [Groans][Poppy] You're late.
1031 00:49:25 How do I get up there?
1032 00:49:27 Use the trampoline.
1033 00:49:29 Huh?
1034 00:49:34 [sighs]
1035 00:49:35 Here we go.
1036 00:49:38 [panting]
1037 00:49:39 [grunting]
1038 00:49:41 [Junior giggles]
1039 00:49:43 [breathing heavily]
1040 00:49:48 [groans]
1041 00:49:50 Ow, ow, ow, ah, ow!
1042 00:49:53 [groans, strains]
1043 00:50:04 [Poppy] It is I,
1044 00:50:06 - Poppy Prescott, villainess.- [meows]
1045 00:50:10 Have a seat, Gru.
1046 00:50:12 All right, I'll sit... Ah!
1047 00:50:15 Okay. Why am I here?
1048 00:50:17 Because, like you,I was born to be bad.
1049 00:50:23 And now, it's time to discussour big heist.
1050 00:50:28 Pfft, heist. Please.You're just a child.
1051 00:50:32 All great villains start young.
1052 00:50:35 Didn't you steal the CrownJewels when you were 12?
1053 00:50:39 I was a lot younger than that.
1054 00:50:41 And, no offense,but you're not me.
1055 00:50:43 Oh, I plan on beinga lot better than you.
1056 00:50:47 Check this out.
1057 00:50:49 Hey, is that my old school?
1058 00:50:52 Bingo.
1059 00:50:53 Which I have expertly modeled
1060 00:50:54 with glue and Popsicle sticks.
1061 00:50:57 And it's where we are goingto steal the school mascot.
1062 00:51:03 You want to steal Lenny?
1063 00:51:04 Exactly.
1064 00:51:06 Lycée Pas Bonhas always been my dream school.
1065 00:51:09 And this heist will look sogreat on my villain transcripts.
1066 00:51:12 That is a terrible idea.
1067 00:51:14 Have you ever even seena honey badger?
1068 00:51:18 They are viciouslittle monsters.
1069 00:51:20 They literally eat beesand cobras for breakfast.
1070 00:51:24 Honey badger don't care.
1071 00:51:26 No way. No way am I helping you.
1072 00:51:28 Well, that's the thingwith blackmail,
1073 00:51:32 you kinda have no choice.
1074 00:51:34 [Junior giggles]
1075 00:51:48 [speaking Minionese]
1076 00:52:00 Ha, ha! [Speaking Minionese]
1077 00:52:03 Okay. [Speaking Minionese]
1078 00:52:05 [sirens wailing]
1079 00:52:06 Oh. Ah. Uh...
1080 00:52:09 Tim! Tim.
1081 00:52:10 [speaking Minionese] Go, go, go!
1082 00:52:12 [speaking Minionese]
1083 00:52:16 Chihuahua. [Groans]
1084 00:52:17 [gunshots][screaming in distance]
1085 00:52:19 [speaking Minionese]
1086 00:52:23 [speaking Minionese] No!
1087 00:52:25 [speaking Minionese]
1088 00:52:34 Suppository!
1089 00:52:36 [laughing]
1090 00:52:41 Give it!
1091 00:52:42 Hey! Police!
1092 00:52:44 No problemo!
1093 00:52:53 Ooh.
1094 00:52:54 Uh, piña colada.
1095 00:52:58 [cord snaps] [metal groans]
1096 00:53:00 [window cleaner screams]
1097 00:53:03 Help!
1098 00:53:04 [speaking Minionese]
1099 00:53:06 Hola.
1100 00:53:07 Please. Can you help me?
1101 00:53:09 Oh, sí, sí.
1102 00:53:12 [singing in Minionese]
1103 00:53:17 Ah. [Splutters]Hey! All is good. Ciao!
1104 00:53:21 [meows]
1105 00:53:23 [owner] Smudge! Smudge, comedown. Hey! [Speaking Minionese]
1106 00:53:30 El gato.
1107 00:53:33 Thank you. Thank you.
1108 00:53:36 Ooh, smooch.
1109 00:53:42 Smoochy.
1110 00:53:45 [straining]
1111 00:53:50 Help!
1112 00:53:51 Bazooka!
1113 00:53:54 [grunting]
1114 00:53:57 [straining]
1115 00:54:04 [sighs] [passengers cheering]
1116 00:54:06 [Mega Tim screams] [crash]
1117 00:54:11 Ah. Eh. [Chuckles]
1118 00:54:18 Hey, hey.
1119 00:54:19 [speaking Minionese]
1120 00:54:25 Yeah!
1121 00:54:28 [belches]
1122 00:54:30 [car alarms sounding][people grunting]
1123 00:54:32 [speaking Minionese]
1124 00:54:38 There they are.Those guys crushed my car.
1125 00:54:41 They destroyed the coffee shop.
1126 00:54:43 [bystander 1]Yeah! Get outta here!
1127 00:54:44 [bystander 2]They're ruining everything.
1128 00:54:46 I'm sick of superheroes.Yeah! Let's get 'em.
1129 00:54:48 No more superheroes!Oh, no, no, no!
1130 00:54:52 Get in!
1131 00:54:54 [Minions clamoring]
1132 00:54:56 [bystander 3] Boo! [bystander1] Yeah, get outta here!
1133 00:54:58 Gentlemen... [groans]
1134 00:55:01 ...our experiment has failed.
1135 00:55:02 You are officiallygoing to be retired.
1136 00:55:05 [cheers] Retirement![chuckles] [Minions groan]
1137 00:55:08 Uh, no?
1138 00:55:10 [tires squeal] [horn honks]
1139 00:55:23 [gasps]
1140 00:55:24 Whoa. There it is.
1141 00:55:34 The castle, the gargoyles.
1142 00:55:37 I can't believe I'mreally here. [sighs]
1143 00:55:45 [Phil speaking Minionese] Okay.
1144 00:55:47 [humming, speaking Minionese]
1145 00:55:50 [sighs] Okay.Let's get this over with.
1146 00:55:53 Ron, hand me my gear. Voilà.
1147 00:55:55 Keep a close eye on him.[Ron] Okay.
1148 00:55:58 If you need anything...[Ron] Uh-huh.
1149 00:55:59 ...I brought formula, extradiapers, his favorite Binky...
1150 00:56:02 Come on. Let's go.Let's go. [Grunts]
1151 00:56:05 [imitating Poppy]
1152 00:56:07 [grunts]
1153 00:56:12 And now, we cut throughthe glass with my...
1154 00:56:16 diapers?
1155 00:56:18 What? You've got tobe kidding with me.
1156 00:56:20 [Ron speaking Minionese]
1157 00:56:21 Muerte a la piñata!
1158 00:56:23 [speaking Minionese] Hey,guys. Guys. Guys? Guys!
1159 00:56:26 Guys, where isthe other bag with my gear?
1160 00:56:29 [speaking Minionese] Balloon.
1161 00:56:31 [Gru gasps] [Phil] Ah.
1162 00:56:33 Oops.
1163 00:56:34 [laughs][laughs, speaks Minionese]
1164 00:56:36 What? How... [groans]
1165 00:56:38 [screams, muffled]
1166 00:56:40 All right. All right. Let'ssee what I got in here. Uh...
1167 00:56:44 Come on. Come on,come on, come on. Aha!
1168 00:56:51 [grunts]
1169 00:56:54 [speaks Minionese]
1170 00:56:57 [chuckles] Easy-peasy.
1171 00:57:05 [grunting]
1172 00:57:08 [grunting] [giggling]
1173 00:57:12 Huh?
1174 00:57:13 [both gasp]
1175 00:57:18 That's Mr. Friendly.
1176 00:57:20 Stupid kids.
1177 00:57:22 [whimpers, groans] [grunts]
1178 00:57:24 No, no, no!
1179 00:57:26 [Poppy gasps]
1180 00:57:30 [gasps]
1181 00:57:32 Oh, I hate my job.
1182 00:57:34 Whew.
1183 00:57:35 [groans]
1184 00:57:37 Stupid kids.
1185 00:57:39 [grunts] [grunts]
1186 00:57:41 [yells, grunts]
1187 00:57:43 Ha-ha-ha. [Blows raspberry]
1188 00:57:46 [Minions panting]
1189 00:57:49 [gasps]
1190 00:57:50 That's Dr. Destructo.He was just a kid.
1191 00:57:53 And there is Killer Driller'soriginal helmet.
1192 00:57:56 Come on!
1193 00:57:57 Stay focused.
1194 00:58:07 [snaps] Diaper.[speaks Minionese]
1195 00:58:22 [door rattles] [Gru groans]
1196 00:58:23 I need something like...Something that I can...
1197 00:58:27 How about this?
1198 00:58:28 Nice.
1199 00:58:32 [lock rattles, clicks]
1200 00:58:33 Yes! [Squeals]
1201 00:58:36 [door creaks]
1202 00:58:38 [gasps] We're in.
1203 00:58:40 Wait. No, no, no.
1204 00:58:42 Baby powder!
1205 00:58:44 Ah, sí, sí.
1206 00:58:50 Whoa!
1207 00:58:52 You know, the mostimportant part of a heist
1208 00:58:54 is being constantly awareof potential danger.
1209 00:58:58 [speaking Minionese] Tiramisu!
1210 00:59:02 No. Junior!
1211 00:59:04 Junior, come back here.
1212 00:59:06 [hums]
1213 00:59:08 So, what's your plan now?
1214 00:59:10 I am dealing with it. [Gasps]
1215 00:59:12 [giggles] [Gru groans]
1216 00:59:16 Don't touch anything. No.
1217 00:59:17 No, no, no!
1218 00:59:21 [all gasp]
1219 00:59:22 [chuckles] Good job, Junior.Way to go.
1220 00:59:25 [groans]
1221 00:59:27 [giggles]
1222 00:59:29 Aw, he's having fun.
1223 00:59:31 Ugh, too much fun.
1224 00:59:32 [speaking Minionese][speaking Minionese]
1225 00:59:36 Please, Junior.[Junior giggling]
1226 00:59:37 Daddy needs to steala honey badger.
1227 00:59:43 [exhales] Okay.
1228 00:59:46 I know they keepLenny here at night.
1229 00:59:49 And, if memory serves,
1230 00:59:51 there is a hidden switcharound here somewhere.
1231 00:59:54 Ah! Ha-ha.
1232 00:59:57 Yes! [Metal squeaks, groans]
1233 00:59:59 [gasps] Ooh.
1234 01:00:06 [chuckles]
1235 01:00:11 I'll hit him with this.
1236 01:00:12 Once he's knocked out,we'll open the cage.
1237 01:00:15 That fuzzy demon will sleeplike a baby the whole... [gasps]
1238 01:00:20 [shouts]
1239 01:00:23 [exhales] Okay. He'sstill asleep. [growls]
1240 01:00:28 [screams]
1241 01:00:31 [screams] Mamma mia!
1242 01:00:34 [growling]
1243 01:00:37 I tranked myself.
1244 01:00:39 [laughing]
1245 01:00:40 [Minions screaming]
1246 01:00:46 [Poppy] Hey! Hey!
1247 01:00:48 [screams]
1248 01:00:49 Gru, what do we do? [Screams]
1249 01:00:52 No!
1250 01:00:54 [screams]
1251 01:00:56 [beeping]
1252 01:00:57 Oh, no! I've ruined our heist.
1253 01:01:00 [beeping]
1254 01:01:02 What? Who dares?
1255 01:01:10 Intruders!
1256 01:01:14 Intruders!
1257 01:01:20 [growls] [screams]
1258 01:01:25 [giggles]
1259 01:01:28 Wake up!
1260 01:01:31 No!
1261 01:01:33 [babbles]
1262 01:01:38 What?
1263 01:01:42 Hmm.
1264 01:01:44 [giggles]
1265 01:01:46 Aw.
1266 01:01:48 [both] Aw. [Speaks Minionese]
1267 01:01:50 No. Nope.
1268 01:01:51 [Übelschlecht screams]
1269 01:01:54 Come on. We have to go.
1270 01:01:58 [panting]
1271 01:02:01 [Übelschlecht screams]
1272 01:02:03 Intruders!
1273 01:02:04 You messed withthe wrong principal.
1274 01:02:06 [gasps] Here we go.Come on. Come on.
1275 01:02:11 [giggling]
1276 01:02:15 Go, go, go! Go, go, go.
1277 01:02:17 [shouts]
1278 01:02:20 Come on! Come on! Ooh,you won't get away with this.
1279 01:02:27 Ah!
1280 01:02:28 [Übelschlecht screams]
1281 01:02:35 [yelps]
1282 01:02:36 [tires squeal]
1283 01:02:40 [Ron screams]
1284 01:02:41 [Poppy screams]
1285 01:02:43 [panting]
1286 01:02:47 Prepare to feelthe wrath of Übelschlecht!
1287 01:02:50 - [gasps]- [screams]
1288 01:02:53 Diaper rash cream.
1289 01:02:55 Oh, no. Oh, no!
1290 01:02:56 [Ron] Stop, stop, stop!
1291 01:02:58 [Übelschlecht screams]
1292 01:03:00 Oh, dear.
1293 01:03:02 Oof!
1294 01:03:04 Get back here, you.
1295 01:03:05 I want my Lenny!
1296 01:03:09 [Gru grunts]
1297 01:03:12 How are we getting out of here?
1298 01:03:14 Follow me.
1299 01:03:16 Get in!
1300 01:03:20 Come on, come on, come on.
1301 01:03:22 [sputters]
1302 01:03:23 [all scream]
1303 01:03:24 Mr. Friendly!
1304 01:03:27 Whoa!
1305 01:03:31 [shouts]
1306 01:03:49 I have to say, that was without adoubt the coolest night of my life.
1307 01:03:55 I can't believewe actually pulled that off.
1308 01:03:57 [chuckles] Not gonna lie,that was pretty fun.
1309 01:04:02 [speaking Minionese]
1310 01:04:04 Thanks, Ron.
1311 01:04:06 Phew. [Speaking Minionese]
1312 01:04:07 And thank you for everything.
1313 01:04:12 Oh, and hey. Don't worry.
1314 01:04:14 Your secretis safe with me, partner.
1315 01:04:17 Thanks.
1316 01:04:19 Good night.
1317 01:04:21 [babbles]
1318 01:04:23 Your dada didpretty good, huh, Junior?
1319 01:04:26 [squeals, giggles] [chuckles]
1320 01:04:30 [chuckles, speaks Minionese]
1321 01:04:32 Sí, sí, sí. Go, go.
1322 01:04:35 Hello, Maxime.
1323 01:04:37 How's my favorite student?
1324 01:04:40 You know, I think you and I mightbe looking for the same person.
1325 01:04:43 And I know exactly where he is.
1326 01:04:49 [cackles]
1327 01:04:53 [chuckles]
1328 01:04:55 Thank you,Principal Übelschlecht.
1329 01:04:57 [line beeps] We got him.
1330 01:04:58 Valentina, to Mayflower.
1331 01:05:01 With pleasure. [Chuckles]
1332 01:05:08 Ah, here we go.
1333 01:05:11 [chuckles]
1334 01:05:12 Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
1335 01:05:14 It's all coming back to me.[girls giggle]
1336 01:05:16 [thuds] [speaking Minionese]
1337 01:05:18 [groans] [Gru] Oops.
1338 01:05:19 [chuckles] Okay. See you later.
1339 01:05:23 Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."
1340 01:05:24 Have fun at the club!
1341 01:05:25 Make good choices.
1342 01:05:27 Bye, guys. Goodbye!
1343 01:05:30 Bye!
1344 01:05:31 Hey, Cunninghams.
1345 01:05:32 Um, hey, Poppy.
1346 01:05:35 I heard our parents are having aplaydate, which is adorable, by the way,
1347 01:05:38 and I thoughtyou might wanna hang out.
1348 01:05:41 Oh, yeah. Sure. Come on in.
1349 01:05:43 Let's getthis party started, people.
1350 01:05:46 I like her.
1351 01:05:48 Yeah. Most people do. [Chuckles]
1352 01:05:51 Sweet.
1353 01:05:52 So, have you guysever seen a honey badger?
1354 01:05:57 [grunting]
1355 01:06:00 [grunts]
1356 01:06:01 Whoa, okay, these guysaren't messing around.
1357 01:06:05 There aremy favorite new neighbors.
1358 01:06:08 Hi.
1359 01:06:09 I'm loving this whole vibe.
1360 01:06:11 You two look likea couple of pros.
1361 01:06:14 [both laughing]
1362 01:06:15 Yeah, but we're not. [Chuckles]
1363 01:06:18 Perry and the boys are waitingfor y'all on the court,
1364 01:06:20 and we arehitting the clubhouse.
1365 01:06:23 And you're telling me whereyou got that to-die-for outfit.
1366 01:06:26 [sighs]
1367 01:06:29 [grunts]
1368 01:06:30 Ah! Ugh.
1369 01:06:32 Over here, Chet.
1370 01:06:34 Hello.
1371 01:06:36 Okay.
1372 01:06:38 Skip, Chip, Chet.
1373 01:06:39 Chet, Skip, Chip.
1374 01:06:40 Hey there, fellas.
1375 01:06:41 Hello. How are you doing, Chet?
1376 01:06:43 Okay. [Laughs, grunts][chuckles]
1377 01:06:45 Chet here is gonna showus fellas how it's done.
1378 01:06:49 Right?
1379 01:06:50 Um. [Grunts]
1380 01:06:53 [chuckles]I'm gonna smoke this guy.
1381 01:06:57 Okay.
1382 01:07:01 [chuckles]
1383 01:07:03 - [grunts]- [screams]
1384 01:07:05 - [whistle blowing]- Huh?
1385 01:07:08 What the... [mutters]
1386 01:07:14 [whistle blows]
1387 01:07:16 Okay, let's do this.
1388 01:07:21 [whistle blows]
1389 01:07:23 Huh? You've gotta be kidding.
1390 01:07:25 [whistle blowing]
1391 01:07:27 Okay, okay.
1392 01:07:30 Better?
1393 01:07:34 [grunts]
1394 01:07:37 What?
1395 01:07:38 [growls]
1396 01:07:39 That doesn't count.
1397 01:07:41 And... [whistle blows]
1398 01:07:42 What? You can't just j... Hey!
1399 01:07:45 This is ridiculous![whistle blows]
1400 01:07:50 [Ron hums, grunts, sighs]
1401 01:07:53 [speaks Minionese] ...burrito.
1402 01:07:56 [Ron screams]
1403 01:08:00 [groans, sputters]
1404 01:08:02 [giggles] Thanks, Ron.
1405 01:08:04 Hey, no! Oh, no.[speaking Minionese, muffled]
1406 01:08:06 [children giggling]
1407 01:08:07 [Edith] Come and get it.
1408 01:08:09 Aw, he's so cute. Whoa!
1409 01:08:11 This is the weirdest dog ever.[doorbell rings]
1410 01:08:15 I'll get it.
1411 01:08:24 [gasps]
1412 01:08:26 Well, hello, little one.Is your daddy home?
1413 01:08:30 Sorry. I'm not "stupposed"to talk to strangers.
1414 01:08:34 [chuckles] Oh,I'm not a stranger.
1415 01:08:36 Well, you look strange to me.
1416 01:08:39 [groans] [Margo] Who is it?
1417 01:08:42 I don't know.
1418 01:08:44 But she's oldand smells like pickles.
1419 01:08:48 [panting, sniffs, whimpers]
1420 01:08:51 Okay, I'm coming.
1421 01:08:55 [gasps]
1422 01:08:57 Oh, no. Oh.
1423 01:08:58 I'll be right back. [Whimpers]
1424 01:09:03 Can I help you?
1425 01:09:04 Well, I hope so.
1426 01:09:06 I'm an old friend of Gru's.
1427 01:09:09 Well, he's not here, so...
1428 01:09:11 Oh, that's all right.
1429 01:09:15 I'll wait.
1430 01:09:17 [panting]
1431 01:09:19 What? No. [Screaming][whistle blows]
1432 01:09:23 Whenever you're ready, Perry.[phone chimes]
1433 01:09:27 [phone beeps] Hmm?
1434 01:09:31 [gasps]
1435 01:09:35 Needless to say,
1436 01:09:36 Perry and I areno longer welcome
1437 01:09:38 on the island of Oahu. [Laughs]
1438 01:09:41 - True story.- [chuckles]
1439 01:09:43 [Gru] Honey! Oh, thank goodness.
1440 01:09:45 It's the children. Wehave to go now. [gasps]
1441 01:09:50 Thanks. Bye.
1442 01:09:52 Our cover's blown! What?
1443 01:09:54 Call Silas! Oh, no.
1444 01:09:56 [whistle blowing]
1445 01:09:58 [line ringing]
1446 01:10:05 [speaking Minionese]
1447 01:10:07 [screaming]
1448 01:10:17 [yells]
1449 01:10:20 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1450 01:10:26 [spits, gags]
1451 01:10:28 [chuckles]
1452 01:10:29 Ah.
1453 01:10:30 [beeps] [gasps]
1454 01:10:32 Gru's been compromised.
1455 01:10:33 This is an emergency, people.
1456 01:10:35 Retirement is officially over.
1457 01:10:38 Assemble the Mega Minions.
1458 01:10:45 [squawking]
1459 01:10:48 [beeps] Oh!
1460 01:10:49 Pomodoro! [Laughs]
1461 01:10:53 [chewing] Mmm.
1462 01:10:57 [beeping]
1463 01:10:58 Ah! Pomodoro!
1464 01:11:00 [laughs]
1465 01:11:05 [laughs, speaks Minionese]
1466 01:11:13 Hey. [Chuckles]
1467 01:11:15 [speaking Minionese] Busy bee.
1468 01:11:18 Aw.
1469 01:11:19 [beeping] [laughs]
1470 01:11:21 Pomodoro!
1471 01:11:22 [laughs]
1472 01:11:24 [moos]
1473 01:11:26 Yeehaw.
1474 01:11:28 [beeping]
1475 01:11:29 Pomodoro!
1476 01:11:32 [chuckles]
1477 01:11:33 Pomodoro! Yeehaw!
1478 01:11:36 [speaking Minionese]
1479 01:11:40 [slot machine ticks] Huh?
1480 01:11:41 [coins clinking]Whoa! Ha-ha! Yeah!
1481 01:11:44 [chuckles] [beeping]
1482 01:11:46 [groans, grumbles]
1483 01:11:54 So...
1484 01:11:55 your father has been naughty.
1485 01:11:58 Very naughty.
1486 01:12:00 He took something of minethat I desperately want back.
1487 01:12:04 [gasps]
1488 01:12:05 Ah! [Grunts] Ha!
1489 01:12:09 Principal Übelschlecht?
1490 01:12:12 Ooh! I know you took my Lenny.
1491 01:12:15 Now hand him over. Ah! Ow!
1492 01:12:17 That's actuallya very funny story.
1493 01:12:20 [Übelschlecht] Zip it.
1494 01:12:21 I don't wanna hear your excuses.
1495 01:12:22 I'm here to teach you a lesson.Let's go, tough guy.
1496 01:12:25 Okay. Okay. I'm not going tofight an old lady.
1497 01:12:28 Oh, yeah?
1498 01:12:30 Well, I'm gonna give you awhupping for the history books.
1499 01:12:33 Whoa! Whoa!
1500 01:12:35 [grunts]
1501 01:12:37 Take that.
1502 01:12:42 Yeah! Go!
1503 01:12:44 Girls, look out! Over here![children scream]
1504 01:12:47 Everyone, get down!
1505 01:12:50 Hey, back off, lady! [Growls]
1506 01:12:54 [Gru] Ow! [Grunts]
1507 01:13:00 [dog barking]
1508 01:13:01 [grunting]
1509 01:13:03 Stop it!
1510 01:13:04 Let him go! [Screams]
1511 01:13:06 Take that!
1512 01:13:10 [giggles]
1513 01:13:14 [giggles]
1514 01:13:16 [chuckles] Now we have toget in there and find that baby.
1515 01:13:19 What?
1516 01:13:24 Oh, jackpot, huh?
1517 01:13:26 Ay, Maxime.This is too easy. [Chuckles]
1518 01:13:28 [Maxime] Come here, little bébé.
1519 01:13:31 Come to Maxime.
1520 01:13:33 Yes. Coochy, coochy...[crunches]
1521 01:13:35 [screams] Oh! Ay, Maxime.
1522 01:13:37 You little...
1523 01:13:38 You are in big trouble.
1524 01:13:42 Gotcha!
1525 01:13:44 [grunts] Hi-yah!
1526 01:13:50 [Übelschlecht screams]
1527 01:13:53 Whew. [Panting]
1528 01:13:55 Wait. Where's the baby?
1529 01:13:56 Where's the baby?
1530 01:13:58 [gasps] Junior?
1531 01:14:00 [Junior cries]
1532 01:14:02 [Übelschlecht shouts]
1533 01:14:04 [Gru] Lucy!
1534 01:14:05 Go after the baby.
1535 01:14:06 [gasps]
1536 01:14:09 Maxime.
1537 01:14:10 Say au revoir, Gru.
1538 01:14:12 Oh, and don't worry.
1539 01:14:14 He will be very happywith his new daddy.
1540 01:14:17 Right? Look at him.Oh, he loves his new daddy.
1541 01:14:20 Junior!
1542 01:14:22 [sobs]
1543 01:14:24 No!
1544 01:14:28 [gasps]
1545 01:14:30 Get in.
1546 01:14:32 We've got a baby to save.
1547 01:14:40 [chuckles]
1548 01:14:41 We got him! [Laughs]
1549 01:14:43 Oh, ho. Who is readyto become a little roach?
1550 01:14:47 [giggles] [screams] Let go!
1551 01:14:49 Those are very sensitive. Ah!
1552 01:14:51 You squirmy little...
1553 01:14:52 Oh!
1554 01:14:54 Oh! Are you kidding me?
1555 01:14:57 You got pee-peeall over my ship.
1556 01:14:59 [giggles]
1557 01:15:01 Valentina!
1558 01:15:02 Bring me the Roachification Ray!
1559 01:15:05 [giggles]
1560 01:15:08 There they are.
1561 01:15:11 I'm on it.
1562 01:15:13 Here we go.
1563 01:15:18 [laughs]
1564 01:15:20 [screams]
1565 01:15:22 Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1566 01:15:24 [shouts]
1567 01:15:28 Mmm. [Groans]
1568 01:15:30 [beeping] What's that? Oh!
1569 01:15:32 Uh. [Chuckles] Hello.
1570 01:15:34 Ugh. Gru!
1571 01:15:36 Get me closer!
1572 01:15:39 [engine rattles]
1573 01:15:41 Almost there.
1574 01:15:42 [grunts]
1575 01:15:43 Take them out!
1576 01:15:45 [chuckles]
1577 01:15:46 [grunts, screams] [screams]
1578 01:15:50 [screams]
1579 01:15:52 [grunts]
1580 01:15:57 You're doing great.
1581 01:16:02 [grunts]
1582 01:16:04 Go get 'em, partner.
1583 01:16:10 [screams, whimpers]
1584 01:16:15 [grunts]
1585 01:16:18 [chuckles]
1586 01:16:20 [screams]
1587 01:16:23 Ay! I can't see!
1588 01:16:25 [grunts]
1589 01:16:27 [all scream]
1590 01:16:30 [screams, grunts]
1591 01:16:39 [coughs]
1592 01:16:41 Junior!
1593 01:16:43 [Maxime laughs]Don't worry, Gru.
1594 01:16:45 The baby is fine.
1595 01:16:47 See for yourself.
1596 01:16:49 [babbles]
1597 01:16:51 [gasps] Oh, Junior.
1598 01:16:54 And now he belongs to me.
1599 01:16:55 Isn't that right, Maxime Jr?
1600 01:16:59 Together we will wreak havoc,
1601 01:17:01 cause mayhem,
1602 01:17:02 and have so much fundoing it, huh?
1603 01:17:04 [giggles]
1604 01:17:06 And best of all, he hates you!
1605 01:17:09 He really does.
1606 01:17:10 Let my son go!
1607 01:17:12 No, I don't think so.
1608 01:17:14 The fun is just aboutto start, huh? [thudding]
1609 01:17:17 [laughing]
1610 01:17:20 [screams]
1611 01:17:26 Oh! Look at what a cowardyour old daddy is, huh?
1612 01:17:30 [laughs]
1613 01:17:33 [grunts]
1614 01:17:36 [laughs]
1615 01:17:39 [shouts]
1616 01:17:44 [gasps]
1617 01:17:45 [cracking]
1618 01:17:48 [Valentina screams]
1619 01:17:51 [panting]
1620 01:17:54 [growls]
1621 01:17:57 You crossed the line, Maxime.
1622 01:17:59 Now, give me my son.
1623 01:18:01 I told you.
1624 01:18:02 He is my son now.
1625 01:18:04 [grunting]
1626 01:18:06 [screams]
1627 01:18:13 [Gru grunts] [chuckles]
1628 01:18:15 Watch your step, Gru.
1629 01:18:17 It's a doozy!
1630 01:18:18 [chuckles] Too badyou can't fly, huh?
1631 01:18:22 [grunts, shouts]
1632 01:18:28 Let go! Ow! Ugh!
1633 01:18:31 [screams]
1634 01:18:34 - [grunts]- [grunts]
1635 01:18:38 Oh! [Grunts]
1636 01:18:41 This ends now!
1637 01:18:43 Say goodbye to Daddy. [Babbles]
1638 01:18:51 It's okay, Junior.
1639 01:18:54 Dada loves you.
1640 01:18:57 [chuckles]
1641 01:18:59 [Gru groans, screams]
1642 01:19:05 [screams]
1643 01:19:15 Oh! [Chuckles]
1644 01:19:17 [screams] [gasps]
1645 01:19:20 Get back here.
1646 01:19:21 Bad baby.
1647 01:19:22 Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
1648 01:19:24 Get off me, you demon.
1649 01:19:26 - You're going to feel the wrath of...- [screams]
1650 01:19:30 [screams]
1651 01:19:32 [chuckles]
1652 01:19:36 [groans, whimpers, screams]
1653 01:19:39 [grunts] Whoa. [Screams]
1654 01:19:42 Ow! Oh. [Screams]
1655 01:19:48 [groans]
1656 01:19:52 See? Not a scratch.
1657 01:19:54 Huh? What? [Cow moos]
1658 01:19:56 Salami!
1659 01:19:58 [screams]
1660 01:20:00 Pastrami!
1661 01:20:04 No, no, no, no, no.
1662 01:20:06 [speaking Minionese]
1663 01:20:09 What? Prosciutto!
1664 01:20:12 Ew! Ew! Ew! Gross! [Screams]
1665 01:20:17 Ha! Nice try. When I...
1666 01:20:21 [chuckles]
1667 01:20:23 Antipasti. [Chuckles][shutter clicks]
1668 01:20:26 [chuckles]
1669 01:20:28 Ho, ho!
1670 01:20:31 [tires squeal]
1671 01:20:32 Gru. Gru!
1672 01:20:33 - Yeah, yeah!- Junior!
1673 01:20:35 [chuckles] Woo!
1674 01:20:37 [engine sputters]
1675 01:20:39 Yes!
1676 01:20:41 [Agnes] Yippee![Edith] Holy cow!
1677 01:20:42 [Lucy] You guys okay?That was insane!
1678 01:20:44 [Lucy sighs]
1679 01:20:49 Dada.
1680 01:20:50 [gasps]
1681 01:20:53 Mmm.
1682 01:20:54 Aw!
1683 01:20:56 - Oh, my boys.- Dada.
1684 01:20:59 [sniffles] You know something?
1685 01:21:01 Today has been a realroller coaster of emotion.
1686 01:21:06 [inhales deeply]
1687 01:21:09 Uh, Gru?
1688 01:21:10 Can we go back home now?
1689 01:21:17 All right. There you go.
1690 01:21:20 [gasps] Yay.
1691 01:21:22 Thanks, Dr. Nefario. [Gurgles]
1692 01:21:24 Good as new.
1693 01:21:25 No job too small,
1694 01:21:27 or too mad. [Chuckles]
1695 01:21:29 Bye, then.
1696 01:21:31 Bye.
1697 01:21:40 Hey. You okay, sweetie?
1698 01:21:42 [sniffles] [Gru] Agnes,someone's here to see you!
1699 01:21:49 [gasps]
1700 01:21:54 [gasps] Lucky?
1701 01:21:59 [bleats]
1702 01:22:00 Lucky!
1703 01:22:02 [giggles]
1704 01:22:05 Did you practice your tricks?[bleats]
1705 01:22:07 Okay. Play dead.
1706 01:22:10 [gags, coughs]
1707 01:22:14 Yay!
1708 01:22:16 Ah, that was disturbing.Yeah, little bit.
1709 01:22:20 - Lucky. [Giggles]- [bleats]
1710 01:22:23 Hey, I'll, uh...I'll be back soon.
1711 01:22:26 Oh, okay. [Kisses]
1712 01:22:27 There's something Ineed to take care of. Yeah.
1713 01:22:30 [kisses] See you later, buddy.
1714 01:22:32 Love you, honey.
1715 01:22:33 [babbles]
1716 01:22:40 Oh, how you doing, Maxime?
1717 01:22:43 Ugh, what areyou doing here, Gru?
1718 01:22:46 You came to gloat? No?
1719 01:22:48 Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just...
1720 01:22:49 - I wanted to get something off my chest.- [scoffs]
1721 01:22:52 And it concernsthe ninth-grade talent show.
1722 01:22:56 Well,
1723 01:22:58 actually,
1724 01:23:00 I did steal your song.
1725 01:23:02 What? I knew it!
1726 01:23:05 I knew there was no coincidence.You little liar!
1727 01:23:08 [grunts]
1728 01:23:09 Well?
1729 01:23:10 Well, what?
1730 01:23:12 Well, where's my apology?[Gru] Apolo...
1731 01:23:13 What are you talking about?I just apologized.
1732 01:23:17 Oh, no, no, no.
1733 01:23:18 No, that was no apology.
1734 01:23:20 You just wanted to rub it in.
1735 01:23:22 I can't believe you stole my song! [Gru] Hey!
1736 01:23:25 I only did that to get back at you forpantsing me at the homecoming dance.
1737 01:23:29 - [chuckles] - Besides, you could've gone on after me.
1738 01:23:33 It is not my fault that you were afraid.
1739 01:23:36 Afraid because I killed it!
1740 01:23:39 Afraid? Ha!
1741 01:23:41 I could outsing you any day of the week and all day Sunday.
1742 01:23:44 [chuckles] I'd like to see that.
1743 01:23:47 Anytime, anyplace.
1744 01:23:49 You name it, mon ami.
1745 01:23:51 ["Everybody Wants to Rule the World" playing]
1746 01:23:59 [chuckles]
1747 01:24:02 Oh, yeah.
1748 01:24:04 ♪ Welcome to your life... ♪
1749 01:24:08 [grunts]
1750 01:24:09 ♪ There's no turning back... ♪
1751 01:24:11 [grunts]
1752 01:24:13 ♪ ...Even while we sleep... ♪
1753 01:24:16 Oh, come on.
1754 01:24:17 ♪ ...We will find you ♪
1755 01:24:19 ♪ Act... ♪ ♪ ...ingon your best behavior ♪
1756 01:24:23 ♪ Turn your backOn Mother Nature ♪
1757 01:24:28 ♪ Everybody wants toRule the world... ♪
1758 01:24:33 Yes! Whoo! Yeah!
1759 01:24:35 [barking]
1760 01:24:39 [groans]
1761 01:24:40 ♪ It's my own design... ♪
1762 01:24:43 Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
1763 01:24:45 ♪ ...It's my own remorse... ♪
1764 01:24:48 Let's boogie!
1765 01:24:49 ♪ ...Help me to decide... ♪
1766 01:24:53 Whoo-hoo! [Speaking Minionese]
1767 01:24:54 ♪ ...Help me make the ♪
1768 01:24:56 ♪ Most of freedomAnd of pleasure ♪
1769 01:25:00 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1770 01:25:04 ♪ Everybody wants toRule the world ♪
1771 01:25:09 ♪ There's a room whereThe light won't find you ♪
1772 01:25:13 ♪ Holding hands While thewalls Come tumbling down ♪
1773 01:25:17 ♪ When they doI'll be right behind you ♪
1774 01:25:21 ♪ So glad We'vealmost made it ♪
1775 01:25:26 ♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪
1776 01:25:30 ♪ Pom, pom, pom, pomTra la la la la ♪
1777 01:25:36 ♪ Everybody wants toRule the world ♪
1778 01:25:41 ♪ Say that you'll never, neverNever, never need it ♪
1779 01:25:45 ♪ One headlineWhy believe it? ♪
1780 01:25:49 ♪ Everybody wants toRule the world ♪
1781 01:25:57 ♪ All for freedomAnd for pleasure ♪
1782 01:26:01 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1783 01:26:05 ♪ Everybody wants toRule the world ♪
1784 01:26:15 [Gru] Oh, yeah!
1785 01:26:21 [gasps]
1786 01:26:23 [speaks Minionese]
1787 01:26:26 [speaks Minionese]
1788 01:26:31 [grunts]
1789 01:26:42 [grunts] [glass shatters]
1790 01:26:43 [laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1791 01:26:45 [speaks Minionese, screams]
1792 01:26:48 [siren blares]
1793 01:26:55 [Ralph] Oh, strudel.
1794 01:27:00 [screams]
1795 01:27:02 [chuckles]
1796 01:27:04 ["Double Life" playing]
1797 01:27:05 [screams]
1798 01:27:10 [chews]
1799 01:27:12 [gasps]
1800 01:27:14 [chuckles]
1801 01:27:17 [speaks Minionese]
1802 01:27:21 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1803 01:27:25 [speaks Minionese]
1804 01:27:27 [sneezes]
1805 01:27:29 [speaks Minionese]
1806 01:27:30 [breathes deeply]
1807 01:27:32 [screams, burps]
1808 01:27:35 [chuckles]
1809 01:27:38 [speaks Minionese]
1810 01:27:39 [screams]
1811 01:27:42 [laughs]
1812 01:27:43 [laughs] [speaks Minionese]
1813 01:27:47 [cheering]
1814 01:27:50 Ah, whoops.
1815 01:27:52 [giggles]
1816 01:27:53 [screams]
1817 01:27:58 [grunting]
1818 01:28:02 [grunts]
1819 01:28:05 [giggling, speaking Minionese]
1820 01:28:13 [chanting in Minionese]
1821 01:28:20 [speaking Minionese] [laughs]
1822 01:28:22 [speaking Minionese] Huh?
1823 01:28:28 Mmm.
1824 01:28:30 [grunting, screams]
1825 01:28:36 [grunts, speaks Minionese]
1826 01:28:40 [speaking Minionese][speaking Minionese]
1827 01:28:44 [grunting]
1828 01:28:46 [panting]
1829 01:28:47 [chuckles]
1830 01:28:49 No, no, no, no, no. [Screams]
1831 01:28:51 [screaming] [shouts]
1832 01:28:53 Ooh!
1833 01:28:59 [grunts]
1834 01:29:01 [screams]
1835 01:29:06 [cracking] Uh...
1836 01:29:07 Uh-oh. [Screams]
1837 01:29:09 Ugh.
1838 01:29:15 [speaks Minionese, yelps]
1839 01:29:28 [whimpers]
1840 01:29:49 [chews]
1841 01:29:52 - Oh? [Screams]- [bird cries]
1842 01:30:10 [chirps]
1843 01:30:13 [groans]
1844 01:30:35 [groans, pants]
1845 01:30:40 [groans, pants]
1846 01:30:44 [pants]
1847 01:31:08 [grunts]
1848 01:31:09 Blah, blah, blah. Blah,blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
1849 01:31:13 [sighs]
1850 01:31:15 [groans]
1851 01:31:17 [speaking Minionese]
1852 01:31:35 [singing "Double Life"in Minionese]
1853 01:31:46 [gasps]
1854 01:32:08 [speaks Minionese]
1855 01:32:12 [laughs]
1856 01:32:34 [whistling]
1857 01:33:28 [straining]
1858 01:34:07 [snoring]
