死亡大乐透 Jackpot!(2024)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:38 ♪ Well, East Coast girls are hip ♪
2 00:00:40 ♪ I really dig those styles they wear ♪
3 00:00:45 ♪ And the Southern girls,with the way they talk ♪
4 00:00:50 ♪ They knock me out when I'm down there ♪
5 00:00:54 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪
6 00:00:58 ♪ I wish they allcould be California ♪
7 00:01:03 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪
8 00:01:07 ♪ Girl ♪
9 00:01:29 You got this. You can do it.
10 00:02:08 He's on the next floor up!
11 00:02:17 Lunchtime.
12 00:02:20 Eat this.
13 00:02:27 Oh.
14 00:02:42 With record inflationand unemployment numbers soaring,
15 00:02:46 the economy hit historic lows Monday.
16 00:02:49 However, in a positive sign, thestock market has gone through the roof,
17 00:02:52 creating five brand-newbillionaires today.
18 00:02:56 Topping the list is...
19 00:02:57 You know I'm supposedto be retired on a beach somewhere?
20 00:03:03 Amihan?
21 00:03:05 Ami, is that you?
22 00:03:14 Do you know who I am?
23 00:03:16 Give me your phone.
24 00:03:31 What do you want?
25 00:03:33 Sir, please, whatever it is,
26 00:03:35 I'm sure we can fix it.
27 00:03:36 You got any painkillers?
28 00:03:38 Of course I do, I'm a grandma.
29 00:03:40 Get 'em.
30 00:03:43 Here. Over here. Come on.
31 00:03:48 All right.
32 00:03:50 - If you really want to help me, then--- I'm so sorry, dear...
33 00:04:01 ...but I do know who you are.
34 00:04:07 Ah, fuck me.
35 00:04:21 We're gonna be rich.
36 00:04:30 Go, go, go! Clear!
37 00:04:32 - Don't move.- We have a visual.
38 00:04:38 Subject deceased.
39 00:04:40 We have a go.Jackpot confirmed.
40 00:04:41 - We're good.- Well, then, bring him in.
41 00:04:49 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
42 00:04:52 ♪ Money ♪
43 00:04:54 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
44 00:04:57 - In, guys. Come on, let's go, let's go.- ♪ Money ♪
45 00:04:59 - Come on, come on, come on, let's go.- ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
46 00:05:01 ♪ Money ♪
47 00:05:04 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
48 00:05:05 Congratulations, Tala Almazan.
49 00:05:07 I'm Johnny Grand,and you just won the Grand Lottery.
50 00:05:11 We're going to LEGOLAND!
51 00:05:15 And that'll get me another 50K, right?
52 00:05:17 Don't be greedy.
53 00:05:19 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
54 00:05:24 ♪ Uh-oh ♪
55 00:05:25 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
56 00:05:28 ♪ Uh-oh ♪
57 00:05:32 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
58 00:05:40 You're fucking joking, right?- ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
59 00:05:42 No, our daughter did not get the part.
60 00:05:45 She totally shit the bed.
61 00:05:47 Got in the audition roomand completely clammed up like an amateur.
62 00:05:50 I-I thought you ranthose goddamned lines with her.
63 00:05:52 Well, it didn't work, did it?
64 00:05:53 All she had to do, Leanne,
65 00:05:55 was catch the baseball,wink at the camera and say,
66 00:05:57 "Betty Butter is the best butterwhen buying better butter."
67 00:05:59 I just fucking did it.I just fucking did it.
68 00:06:01 Well, it was a big job, Leanne, okay,and she fucking blew it.
69 00:06:04 Maybe she'd book more mature parts, Leann,
70 00:06:06 if she didn't dresslike Strawberry fucking Shortcake.
71 00:06:09 Don't you hang up. Goddamn it.
72 00:06:14 Oh, sure, now you can act,when there's no one who can hire you.
73 00:06:17 That's great.
74 00:06:19 Give me a goddamn break.
75 00:06:27 I don't want to make a scenein front of your, uh, daughter
76 00:06:30 because you're her daddyand little girls love their daddies
77 00:06:34 even when they're assholes,but maybe if you weren't such an asshole
78 00:06:37 and asked her if she actuallywanted to be an actor,
79 00:06:39 she wouldn't grow upto fucking hate your guts.
80 00:06:43 Thanks, Dr. Phil.How much do I owe you for that bullshit?
81 00:06:48 Why don't I report you to child servicesfor child abuse?
82 00:06:50 You know, I'm off duty, but I candefinitely still arrest you, if you want.
83 00:06:54 You're a cop?
84 00:06:55 Officer Katherine Kim,Ventura County license 62638.
85 00:06:59 So, I highly suggest you start treatingyour daughter like a human being
86 00:07:02 as opposed to a fucking ATM.
87 00:07:06 Yeah.
88 00:07:14 I really do like your dress, sweetie.
89 00:07:16 Sorry for all the bad words.
90 00:07:17 I only curse when your mom'sbeing a fucking bitch.
91 00:07:20 Excuse me, do you have the time?
92 00:07:22 Oh, yeah.
93 00:07:23 - It's, uh, 4:30.- Uh-huh.
94 00:07:27 You're a little young for a cop.
95 00:07:28 Um...
96 00:07:30 Well, I'm not a cop.
97 00:07:31 I'm an actor.
98 00:07:33 I knew it.
99 00:07:35 You're pretty good.
100 00:07:37 Thanks.
101 00:07:38 Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that.
102 00:07:41 Yeah.
103 00:07:42 So, what would I have seen you...?
104 00:07:43 All right, did you play a businesswomanwho moved to a small town
105 00:07:47 and learned to love Christmas again?
106 00:07:49 No.
107 00:07:50 - Then I probably wouldn't have seen you.- Hmm.
108 00:07:53 I've been, uh, out of the businessfor a while.
109 00:07:56 - And now you're back?- Yeah.
110 00:07:58 Me and millions of other people.
111 00:08:00 My dear, you listen.
112 00:08:03 There's only one you.
113 00:08:04 You are uniqueand you have your own voice.
114 00:08:07 Now, you just be true to who you are.
115 00:08:09 You're gonna make it, I can feel it.
116 00:08:11 Oh.
117 00:08:13 Well... thanks.
118 00:08:15 That was really nice.
119 00:08:17 Now, what's your name?
120 00:08:18 Because I want to keep an eye out for youwhen you're famous.
121 00:08:20 Katie. Katie Kim.
122 00:08:22 Oh, well, Miss Kim...
123 00:08:26 ...I hope your legs fall off?
124 00:08:28 I-Isn't that what actors say?
125 00:08:31 Yeah, that's exactly what they say.
126 00:08:33 Thank you so much.
127 00:08:49 Oh, my God.That Golden Girl bitch stole my watch.
128 00:08:52 What the fuck?
129 00:09:07 Yeah, thanks for nothing.
130 00:09:10 ...and due to multiplewinnerless rollovers
131 00:09:13 prompting record-breaking ticket sales,tomorrow's jackpot
132 00:09:16 in the monthly Grand Lottery now stands
133 00:09:19 at a whopping and historic $3.6 billion.
134 00:09:24 We've never seen anythinglike this before...
135 00:09:26 ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
136 00:09:29 ♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
137 00:09:31 ♪ On the half shell,they're the heroes four ♪
138 00:09:33 ♪ In this day and age,who could ask for more? ♪
139 00:09:35 ♪ The crime wave is highwith muggings mysterious ♪
140 00:09:38 ♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪
141 00:09:40 ♪ 'Cause they can't find the sourceof this lethally evil force ♪
142 00:09:44 - ♪ This is serious, so give me a quarter ♪- ♪ This is serious, man,
143 00:09:47 ♪ I was a witness, get me a reporter ♪
144 00:09:49 ♪ Call April O'Neil in on this case,eh, you better hurry up...
145 00:09:52 Protect and earn.
146 00:10:08 ♪ Where I come from isn't all that great ♪
147 00:10:11 ♪ My automobile is a piece of crap ♪
148 00:10:14 ♪ My fashion sense is a little wack ♪
149 00:10:16 ♪ And my friends are justas screwy as me ♪
150 00:10:19 ♪ I didn't go to boarding schools ♪
151 00:10:22 ♪ Preppy girls never looked at me ♪
152 00:10:25 ♪ Why should they? I ain't nobody ♪
153 00:10:27 ♪ Got nothing in my pocket ♪
154 00:10:30 - ♪ Beverly Hills ♪- Um...
155 00:10:33 Excuse me, sir. Uh, what's going on?
156 00:10:35 Is there an evacuation or something?
157 00:10:37 Lottery Day tomorrow.
158 00:10:39 ♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪
159 00:10:40 Lottery Day? What does that mean?
160 00:10:42 Lottery Day.
161 00:10:45 No, yeah, I heard you.It's just I'm new in town,
162 00:10:47 - so I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff.- Read the sign.
163 00:10:51 Oh.
164 00:10:52 ♪ Beverly Hills ♪
165 00:10:54 ♪ That's where I want to be ♪
166 00:10:58 ♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme ♪
167 00:10:59 ♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪
168 00:11:04 Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse.
169 00:11:06 It smells like shit and piss.
170 00:11:07 Get in the back!
171 00:11:09 Get in the back of the car!
172 00:11:10 Ta-da.
173 00:11:13 Oh, wow.
174 00:11:14 It looks a little different from...the Airbnb photos.
175 00:11:18 Yeah, I think the lighting is different.
176 00:11:21 Well, the entire room is different.
177 00:11:23 Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house,'cause we use fake photos.
178 00:11:26 'Cause, like, who's gonna stay hereif we don't?
179 00:11:29 Wow, I've never been catfishedby a house before.
180 00:11:33 What?
181 00:11:35 Oh, wow. Okay.
182 00:11:37 That's interesting. Is this you?
183 00:11:38 Oh, my God. Yeah, that's me.
184 00:11:40 That's my manifestation board.
185 00:11:42 You gotta manifest the stuff you want
186 00:11:44 or else bad stuff's gonna happento you, dude.
187 00:11:46 - This is a nice, nice little bed here.- Hmm.
188 00:11:48 So, why are you here?
189 00:11:50 Are you here for, like,pleasure or pain or...
190 00:11:53 No, I'm an actress.
191 00:11:54 Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA.
192 00:11:58 Why would NASA need a marine biologist?
193 00:12:01 Psych, bitch.
194 00:12:04 I got you. I totally fooled you.Yeah.
195 00:12:07 I'm an actress, too.
196 00:12:08 Actress recognize actress, okay?
197 00:12:11 Are you gonna get that?
198 00:12:13 - The phone?- Oh.
199 00:12:15 Oh, no.
200 00:12:16 Oh, my God. 'Cause I know...
201 00:12:19 - Yeah, it's my fucking mom. Bye.- Oh.
202 00:12:22 She calls me all the time.
203 00:12:23 I haven't answered in two years.
204 00:12:25 How 'bout that?
205 00:12:26 Then she just calls and calls and calls.And she's like,
206 00:12:28 "Shadi, I love you."
207 00:12:30 "Shadi, I miss you."
208 00:12:32 "Shadi, how are you?"
209 00:12:34 Hmm. That's sweet.
210 00:12:36 Fucking asshole.
211 00:12:37 - My mom's dead.- Lucky.
212 00:12:39 Yo!
213 00:12:42 Oh, my God, DJ's here. DJ.
214 00:12:43 DJ. DJ.
215 00:12:45 - DJ!- DJ!
216 00:12:47 - Oh, my God.- Wh-why don't you just go out--
217 00:12:48 I can't wait for you to meet him.You're gonna literally die.
218 00:12:51 - He's a deejay named DJ.- Wow.
219 00:12:54 - I, honestly, I think his parentswere fucking psychic.
220 00:12:57 - You've got to meet DJ. Come on.- Oh.
221 00:12:59 - Baby!- Baby!
222 00:13:02 - You see how big the jackpot is?- Oh, my God.
223 00:13:04 Like, what, like, $3 billion.
224 00:13:05 That's, like, twice as much as a million.
225 00:13:07 - That's so--- This door!
226 00:13:09 Yeah. That's us.That's you and me.
227 00:13:10 - That's you and me. That's you and me.- That's you and me.
228 00:13:14 Come here, come here.
229 00:13:16 Okay.
230 00:13:18 This is DJ.
231 00:13:20 - This is him.- Hi.
232 00:13:21 - Uh, really cool to meet you. Yeah.- Yeah, you, too.
233 00:13:24 Do you guys have a house key?
234 00:13:25 - Yeah. Oh, here you go.- Oh.
235 00:13:27 - Yeah, just go for it.- Thank you. Thank--
236 00:13:28 Oh.Oh.
237 00:13:29 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm so sorry.
238 00:13:30 - What the fuck was that?- Babe?
239 00:13:32 - I thought you were gonna dodge it.- Why?
240 00:13:34 Look at your bag.It says you go to fighting school.
241 00:13:38 Oh. Okay, what the fuck is stage fighting?
242 00:13:40 It's fake fighting for movies.
243 00:13:43 Wait, they fake fight in movies?
244 00:13:44 Can I have the fucking keys, please?
245 00:13:46 - Could you chill. Could you just chill.- No.
246 00:13:47 May I have the house keys, please?
247 00:13:49 - Yeah, sure. Here you go.- Thanks.
248 00:13:50 Ooh.
249 00:13:52 You got quick hands, Katie.
250 00:13:53 That was a good catch.- That was a great catch.
251 00:13:57 Mm.
252 00:13:58 What's her problem?
253 00:13:59 She's an actress.
254 00:14:05 Fuck.
255 00:14:10 No, we're not cool.
256 00:14:28 Hey there.
257 00:14:29 Did you just win the Grand Lottery?
258 00:14:31 Is every citizen of Los Angelesnow trying to murder you
259 00:14:34 so they can win an unimaginablylarge sum of money?
260 00:14:36 Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy.
261 00:14:38 I will get you to sundown.
262 00:14:41 Sundown, sundown.
263 00:14:56 Oh, what the...?
264 00:15:01 Oh, shit.
265 00:15:03 Oh!
266 00:15:05 What... What is that?
267 00:15:08 What the fuck is that?
268 00:15:12 Is this my new friend, Katie Kim?
269 00:15:14 Did it rain last night?
270 00:15:16 'Cause there seems to bea pretty big leak in your ceiling.
271 00:15:19 That's crap. It doesn't rain in L.A.
272 00:15:21 No, I'm not lying.There really is a leak in your ceiling.
273 00:15:24 No, I know it's leaking.
274 00:15:26 That's actual crap.We have a sewage thing.
275 00:15:27 Um, it's just that allof my-my clothes are wrecked
276 00:15:33 and-and I have a showcasein a couple hours.
277 00:15:35 Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this.
278 00:15:38 Like, let me make it right.
279 00:15:39 Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes?
280 00:15:41 You want me to pay you?
281 00:15:43 It's your sewage on my clothes.
282 00:15:45 Whoa, it's not my sewage.
283 00:15:47 It's the people upstairs.
284 00:15:48 My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kachekarian.
285 00:15:50 Okay.
286 00:15:52 How much for the clothes?
287 00:15:53 Uh... $40. That's the going rate.
288 00:16:00 Fine.
289 00:16:01 Great.
290 00:16:02 Oh, this is going to be so fun.We're going to look like twins.
291 00:16:06 Worth every penny.
292 00:16:10 You going to Comic Con or something?
293 00:16:13 No. Why do you say that?
294 00:16:14 If you're not going to Comic Con,
295 00:16:16 why are you dressed likethe British robot from Star Wars?
296 00:16:17 How far are we from the destination?
297 00:16:20 Wait a second, are you famous?
298 00:16:21 - I recognize you.- Uh-huh.
299 00:16:23 - I do.- It's possible. I was in--
300 00:16:24 Are you in that video where you puta can of Monster up your butt?
301 00:16:26 No, that wasn't me.
302 00:16:28 - It was orange flavor.- You think the flavor would jog my memory?
303 00:16:31 I don't know what it's liketo shove something like that up my butt.
304 00:16:33 I don't either.
305 00:16:34 I worked with a ton of celebritieswhen I did construction.
306 00:16:38 I actually installedMachine Gun Kelly's panic room.
307 00:16:40 What does Machine Gun Kellyhave to panic about?
308 00:16:42 Running out of skin to tattoo?
309 00:16:44 What do you think I'd panic about?
310 00:16:45 Not talking?
311 00:16:47 Bingo.
312 00:16:48 Awesome.I think I'm gonna put my headphones in
313 00:16:50 for the rest of the ride,if that's okay with you.
314 00:16:52 Okay, keep the volume lowso you can hear me when I say stuff.
315 00:16:56 Okay, make sureto thumb-print those lotto tickets, L.A.,
316 00:17:00 because we are just ten minutes away fromdrawing our biggest jackpot winner yet.
317 00:17:21 Great. They're rebooting Barbie.
318 00:17:24 Katie Kim.
319 00:17:25 Oh, yes, present.
320 00:17:31 All right, so,we're just about ready for you,
321 00:17:33 but first, that's going to be $400.
322 00:17:36 Oh.
323 00:17:37 Because it had said $200 online.
324 00:17:40 Yeah, that's our online price.
325 00:17:41 In person, it's $400.
326 00:17:43 Oh. Well, in that case, maybe I can goget a computer and just do that online.
327 00:17:47 Oh, I wish. That'd be so great, right?
328 00:17:49 Unfortunately, you're here,
329 00:17:51 in person, so it's $400.
330 00:17:56 Are you serious about being famous?
331 00:17:58 Yeah.
332 00:18:00 Oh. Real cash.
333 00:18:02 - It's retro.- Yeah.
334 00:18:04 Okay, come on in, and hey, smile.It's your big break.
335 00:18:07 Come on.
336 00:18:10 'Kay.
337 00:18:15 Oof.
338 00:18:16 Hi. I'm Katie.
339 00:18:17 You just come from some sci-fi thing?
340 00:18:19 Oh. [laughs] No, I--
341 00:18:22 - Any acting experience?- Yeah, totally.
342 00:18:24 Uh, mostly when I was younger.
343 00:18:26 You couldn't turn on the TVin the mid-2000s without seeing me.
344 00:18:29 Oh, are you the kid from theSpaghetti Squares commercials?
345 00:18:32 Yeah. "Who cares? It's Spaghetti Squares."
346 00:18:35 Well, we are honored to havecanned pasta royalty in our presence.
347 00:18:39 So, anything since Spaghetti Squares?
348 00:18:42 I was taking care of my sick momback in Michigan,
349 00:18:44 and, uh, just got back into townand ready to act.
350 00:18:48 You left your mom by herself?
351 00:18:50 Is she okay?
352 00:18:51 No, she died.
353 00:18:53 No, so she's not.
354 00:18:55 Which I thought was implied.
355 00:18:56 Oh.
356 00:18:58 Did you kill her?
357 00:19:00 No, um--
358 00:19:01 All right, well, is this your monologue,or did you prepare something?
359 00:19:04 No, I-I... Sorry, I have something, yeah.
360 00:19:08 Registering playerfor the next draw.
361 00:19:12 Good luck, Katie Kim.
362 00:19:13 Hey, Spaghetti Squares, are you ready?We got a lot of girls waiting.
363 00:19:16 Yeah, yes. I'm going to start.
364 00:19:18 - You should really have that memorized.- I do, I do. I'm sorry.
365 00:19:21 Real actors are always off-book.
366 00:19:22 Yes, and I am also a real actor,so I will be going off-book.
367 00:19:26 Enough!
368 00:19:29 That's enough now.
369 00:19:30 From all of you.
370 00:19:31 You think water moves fast?
371 00:19:33 Well, you should see ice.
372 00:19:35 It moves like it has a mind.
373 00:19:36 Like it killed the world once--
374 00:19:37 - Touch your toes.- Is that from Deep Blue Sea?
375 00:19:40 Uh...
376 00:19:41 Sorry, I-I, I just, I had more.
377 00:19:43 I want to know if you're flexible,so touch your toes, please.
378 00:19:45 Why?
379 00:19:47 'Cause we want to seehow vulnerable you are.
380 00:19:49 Mm. Mm-hmm.
381 00:19:51 Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little?
382 00:19:52 Give me my money back.
383 00:19:53 You paid to be seen. You were seen.
384 00:19:59 - Libby.- Oh, that's me.
385 00:20:02 - Hi.- Hi. Good to see you.
386 00:20:04 Hey. Don't let them get to you.
387 00:20:06 You are worth so much more than this.
388 00:20:09 Thank you. I, like, I really neededto hear that today.
389 00:20:13 Hey.
390 00:20:15 Don't let them get to you.
391 00:20:16 You are worth so much more than this.
392 00:20:19 Don't let them get to you.
393 00:20:20 You are worth so much more than this.
394 00:20:22 - So much--- Break a leg.
395 00:20:23 You break a leg, bitch.
396 00:20:25 Break your entire fucking body.
397 00:20:27 - Thank you.- Yeah.
398 00:20:42 Are you seeing it's her?
399 00:20:46 Oh.
400 00:20:47 Excuse me.
401 00:20:51 Oh, I-I definitely didn't get the part,so there's no need for the death stare.
402 00:20:59 Oh. Oh.
403 00:21:02 Ow.
404 00:21:05 Oh, shit.
405 00:21:07 What the fuck, ladies?
406 00:21:08 "Break a leg" means good luckin the theater. Calm down.
407 00:21:11 Back off, Riley. She's my jackpot.
408 00:21:18 Congrats, girlie. You're famous now.
409 00:21:21 And I'm gonna be rich.
410 00:21:23 Ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
411 00:21:29 Oh, oh, oh, not the heel.
412 00:21:32 Jesus. Hollywood's gottenextremely competitive.
413 00:21:34 What?
414 00:21:37 The fuck is going on?
415 00:21:43 - She went down here.- She's my jackpot!
416 00:21:52 Oh, come on.
417 00:21:53 She's mine.
418 00:21:55 My jackpot.
419 00:21:58 Jackpot!
420 00:21:59 Oh, shit.
421 00:22:02 My jackpot!
422 00:22:04 She's mine.
423 00:22:07 You want some of this?- Everyone!
424 00:22:09 Time out! Hey!
425 00:22:11 What is happening?
426 00:22:12 Everybody back off.
427 00:22:14 Thank you.
428 00:22:15 She's my jackpot.
429 00:22:16 What is that, a sex thing?
430 00:22:24 What are you doing? Let go.No. No, you let go.
431 00:22:26 - Let go. Let go.- No. I will not let go.
432 00:22:29 - Ma'am, ma'am.- We're bonding. You can't kill me now.
433 00:22:36 Hey, girl.
434 00:22:38 You're better than this. Maybe you're not.
435 00:22:41 Can't we help each other out?
436 00:22:50 Oh!
437 00:22:51 Oh, my God! That's your student!
438 00:22:54 No. No, please, no.
439 00:22:56 Oh, my God.
440 00:22:58 I'm so sorry about that.
441 00:23:00 Ah! God, oh, my God, oh, my God.Let me go. Let me go.
442 00:23:03 Wait, don't, don't let me go.
443 00:23:05 Don't let me go!
444 00:23:06 ...elbows to bring your knees.
445 00:23:08 There we go. Beautiful.
446 00:23:17 Oh.
447 00:23:21 Oh, ladies. Thank God.
448 00:23:26 Oh. You guys have the cards, too.
449 00:23:29 Uh-oh, you guys have the cards, too.
450 00:23:31 I think I'm just gonna gothrough the wall.
451 00:23:32 Okay, okay.
452 00:23:35 I'm-I'm going with you.I'm going with you.
453 00:23:37 Wait up, Trish!
454 00:23:38 Ow.
455 00:23:41 Katie Kim, you're mine!
456 00:23:44 It's my money!
457 00:23:46 - Door.- That's my jackpot.
458 00:23:51 X block!
459 00:23:56 You're dead.- I'm not here.
460 00:23:58 I'm just a haunted yoga mat, y'all.
461 00:24:09 Oh, ooh, I would faint, too.
462 00:24:11 Oh, what the...!
463 00:24:17 Don't do it, Jessica.
464 00:24:20 Why me?
465 00:24:22 3.6 billion reasons.
466 00:24:24 What?
467 00:24:33 Now what?
468 00:24:40 No.
469 00:24:42 Ten percent.
470 00:24:43 What?
471 00:24:47 First five takedowns are free.
472 00:24:49 After that, it'll cost you ten percent.
473 00:24:51 That's freebie number two.
474 00:24:53 Oh!
475 00:24:56 That's freebie number three.
476 00:24:57 You are really burning through them, eh?
477 00:24:59 I'm keeping track.
478 00:25:00 Go.
479 00:25:01 Oh, my God.- That's freebie four.
480 00:25:04 She's mine.
481 00:25:06 - Here, take this.- Gotcha.
482 00:25:10 Scroll to the bottom,use your thumbprint to sign it.
483 00:25:11 Sorry if the screen's a bit cold.
484 00:25:13 Sign what?
485 00:25:16 That's your last freebie.
486 00:25:18 Guy!
487 00:25:21 Okay, you know what, he was attacking me,so I'm not gonna charge you for that.
488 00:25:24 That's just me being nice.
489 00:25:26 All right.
490 00:25:27 Hey, why is there so much legalesein here?
491 00:25:29 Standard terms of service.
492 00:25:30 I don't mean to push you,but it's now or never.
493 00:25:32 Okay.
494 00:25:33 Okay, great.
495 00:25:36 Ah, congratulations.
496 00:25:37 We have a consensualbusiness relationship.
497 00:25:41 Hold my coattails.
498 00:25:49 - Make your feet sharp.- What?
499 00:25:52 Whoa.
500 00:25:54 Oh!
501 00:25:59 No, no.
502 00:26:01 - Oh, hell no.- Oh, hell yeah.
503 00:26:06 Whoa.
504 00:26:10 I did not sign up for this shit.
505 00:26:14 Oh. Oh, girl. Oh, girl.
506 00:26:16 Ooh!
507 00:26:17 I felt that, too.
508 00:26:19 Right in the bean.- Okay, okay.
509 00:26:20 Okay, you done? Untie me.
510 00:26:25 You sure about that?
511 00:26:29 Yeah, wax off, bro.
512 00:26:34 You got fast hands.
513 00:26:35 Well, I'm not looking forhand compliments right now.
514 00:26:38 I want to know what the fuck is going on.
515 00:26:40 And what am I threatening you with?
516 00:26:42 Oh, that shoots enzyme-protein-peptide-bioactive constituent rounds
517 00:26:45 that cause temporary paralysis.
518 00:26:47 - What?- Wasp venom.
519 00:26:49 Lottery security requiresa specialized set of tools.
520 00:26:52 Yeah, you-you are holding that all wrong.
521 00:26:54 - No, I got my finger on the--- Just it's, no, you...
522 00:26:56 Give me that thing.
523 00:26:57 I just want you to know that I'm not mad.
524 00:27:01 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.What are you doing?
525 00:27:04 Do you want them to chokeon their tongues?
526 00:27:06 Based upon the last four minuteswith them, yeah, a little bit.
527 00:27:08 I would love that, actually.
528 00:27:09 Okay, listen, the drone postsyour location in 14 minutes.
529 00:27:13 - We are leaving.- The drone? What drone?
530 00:27:18 Okay, so the rules say your fanscan't kill anyone else
531 00:27:20 for your money, just you.
532 00:27:21 Also, your fans cannot uselethal ballistics-- that means no guns--
533 00:27:24 but anything throwable is legaland, trust me, they throw some nasty shit.
534 00:27:27 Hold on, hold on. "Fans"?
535 00:27:29 I don't have any fans.
536 00:27:30 Hey. It's Katie Kim.
537 00:27:35 We should go. Car doors open.
538 00:27:37 There she is.
539 00:27:39 That's her.
540 00:27:40 There's Katie!
541 00:27:41 Hey, you really don't knowwhat's going on?
542 00:27:43 I know you're some sort ofkung fu bodybuilder
543 00:27:45 that cares about the tongues of peoplehe beats up.
544 00:27:48 I mean, that feels rude,but not inaccurate.
545 00:27:51 I need the money!
546 00:27:53 I live in that food truck!
547 00:27:55 ♪ ♪
548 00:28:02 ♪ All I need is money, money ♪
549 00:28:05 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪
550 00:28:07 Yeah, go, go, go!
551 00:28:10 Go!
552 00:28:14 ♪ All I want is money, money,get, get, get me, get me ♪
553 00:28:17 Go, go, go!
554 00:28:19 ♪ Get, get, get me some...
555 00:28:21 Oh, wow.
556 00:28:22 That nice girl from the bus.
557 00:28:24 Good for her.I gotta go.
558 00:28:25 - Okay, Irene.- ♪ All I need is money, money ♪
559 00:28:27 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪
560 00:28:28 Let's go get some.
561 00:28:32 Only six hourstill sundown, jackpot lovers,
562 00:28:33 so if you want to find Katie Kim,
563 00:28:36 you'd better move it.
564 00:28:37 Katie, you won the lottery,
565 00:28:39 and now anyone with a losing ticket
566 00:28:41 that kills you before sundowngets your money. Legally.
567 00:28:43 Okay, that's murder.
568 00:28:45 Oh, not in California.
569 00:28:46 It's just a chance at the big time.
570 00:28:47 Okay, when the fuckdid this become a thing?
571 00:28:50 I don't know, a few years ago?
572 00:28:51 How did you not hear about this?
573 00:28:53 Me and my mom just watched moviesand emotionally neutral baking shows.
574 00:28:56 We didn't watch the news.It was too depressing.
575 00:28:58 Yeah. But you gotta keep upwith what's going on in the world.
576 00:29:01 It's your duty as a citizen of Earth.
577 00:29:03 Hey, look, the Shutterbug's gonna postyour location every 14 minutes,
578 00:29:07 but your fans around here,they're just gonna see it tailing us.
579 00:29:14 Oh, shit.
580 00:29:16 Hey, hey!- Come on!
581 00:29:18 Let's go!
582 00:29:19 I need you to put this on.
583 00:29:21 Get her!
584 00:29:25 I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy,but I need you to protect the head, okay?
585 00:29:29 Oh, shit.
586 00:29:31 ♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪
587 00:29:34 - Oh, my God.- ♪ The time has come today ♪
588 00:29:37 ♪ The time has come ♪
589 00:29:39 ♪ The time has come...
590 00:29:41 Helmet on, hold on tight, please.
591 00:29:42 Go!
592 00:29:43 Shit.
593 00:29:45 Huh, they usedClooney's tequila.
594 00:29:47 I never got the tequila craze.I'm more of a gin guy.
595 00:29:49 You ever tried Artingstall's?
596 00:29:50 I will buy you a fucking case of itif you let me out of this goddamn car.
597 00:30:01 Ah, God, be careful.
598 00:30:06 Biker! Oh!
599 00:30:09 Oh, shit.
600 00:30:11 ♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪
601 00:30:14 ♪ The time has come today...
602 00:30:16 Knives. Knives. Knives.
603 00:30:22 Uh, this isn't mine.
604 00:30:24 Did you thumb-print that?
605 00:30:26 On accident.
606 00:30:31 Cancel. Undo. Force quit. Delete.
607 00:30:33 Get down.
608 00:30:41 How do I cancel this?
609 00:30:42 You really want to quit the lotteryand miss out on all that money?
610 00:30:44 Yes, I do.
611 00:30:47 The only way to quit is...
612 00:30:53 The only way to quit is?
613 00:30:57 The only way to quit is?
614 00:30:59 Oh, shit.
615 00:31:01 Goddamn it.
616 00:31:03 I don't want to sound likea broken record,
617 00:31:05 but I told you to protect the head.
618 00:31:09 But the only way to quit is what?
619 00:31:11 The only way to quitis if you leave the city.
620 00:31:15 Okay, then let's leave the city, then.
621 00:31:17 The closest Quit Line is just pastthe blue neon cross on the Grapevine.
622 00:31:21 Blue neon cross, Grapevine.
623 00:31:24 Let's go before I fuckingthrow up in here.
624 00:31:26 Har-har. Nobody quits the lottery.
625 00:31:35 Go, go!
626 00:31:38 Hey, you, that way! Shithead, that way!
627 00:31:41 Let's go!
628 00:31:50 Hey, bootleg Captain America,I'm dead serious.
629 00:31:54 I want to quit.
630 00:31:56 Are you listening to me?
631 00:31:58 I want to get out of the game. Now.
632 00:32:01 Come on. You really mean that?
633 00:32:03 How can someone whose facelooks so much like a giant ear
634 00:32:06 not hear what I'm saying?
635 00:32:08 Okay, you're really bringing upsome stuff for me there.
636 00:32:11 Kids at school used to call meEarface, okay?
637 00:32:13 Get me outta the game!
638 00:32:18 Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine,
639 00:32:20 but after I do,you should seriously consider therapy.
640 00:32:23 Thank you. And I will.
641 00:32:24 But I-I...
642 00:32:28 Wait a second.
643 00:32:30 What's the catch?
644 00:32:38 What, what is that?
645 00:32:40 You knowwhat you're doing right now?
646 00:32:41 No, I don't.
647 00:32:43 You are lookinga gift horse in the mouth.
648 00:32:48 - Shit. Windows up.- I thought you were having a stroke.
649 00:32:50 ♪ All we ever hear from youis blah, blah, blah ♪
650 00:32:53 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
651 00:32:55 Ow!
652 00:32:56 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah ♪
653 00:33:00 ♪ All we ever hear from youis blah, blah, blah ♪
654 00:33:04 ♪ So all we ever do is go ja, ja, ja ♪
655 00:33:07 ♪ And we don't even care aboutwhat they say ♪
656 00:33:09 Pull over!
657 00:33:10 ♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja ♪
658 00:33:13 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
659 00:33:14 Oh, fu-- Oh, shit.
660 00:33:16 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit.
661 00:33:18 Ah, ah, there's swords.
662 00:33:20 Goddamn it. Oh, oh, oh.
663 00:33:23 You... will... not... stab... my... face.
664 00:33:26 - Ow.- Oh.
665 00:33:28 Oh, yeah, the wasp gun.That's a good idea. Yes.
666 00:33:31 Oh! Oh!
667 00:33:35 Bad. Bad biker. Bad biker.
668 00:33:37 - Dude, she's not a dog.- You don't know that.
669 00:33:43 You drive.I-I don't drive.
670 00:33:45 I can't drive. I can't drive.
671 00:33:47 Fuck, I'm driving.
672 00:33:48 ♪ All we ever hear from youis blah, blah, blah...
673 00:33:51 What are you guys doing back there?
674 00:33:53 I am a big man in a small back seat.Cut me some slack.
675 00:33:56 ♪ And we don't even care aboutwhat they say ♪
676 00:33:58 ♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja...
677 00:34:02 Here. Hey, could you pass methe helmet, please?
678 00:34:06 Thank you.
679 00:34:09 Passenger door open.
680 00:34:13 What the hell was that?
681 00:34:14 You think I'm gonna kick somebody outof a moving car without a helmet?
682 00:34:17 I'm not a monster.
683 00:34:20 Hey, be more careful.I just paid this thing off.
684 00:34:22 Well, if you're waiting for an apology,
685 00:34:23 you're gonna be an old fucking manby the time that comes.
686 00:34:27 Katie, could you pop the trunk, please?
687 00:34:35 Oh, my God.
688 00:34:41 - Don't slow down.- It's a dead end.
689 00:34:42 I've seen deader.
690 00:34:44 Holy...!
691 00:34:46 Hit the brakes.
692 00:34:56 Protect the head, bitch.
693 00:35:00 It's good to see thatyou're coming around on helmets.
694 00:35:06 Your car's all fucked up.
695 00:35:08 It needs a tune.
696 00:35:09 You know, it's not, uh, your fault.
697 00:35:11 You're just driving wrong.
698 00:35:21 Hah! We lost 'em.
699 00:35:23 Hey, what was your favorite partof the chase?
700 00:35:25 For me, it was, like, a toss-upbetween the alley and--
701 00:35:27 Oh, balls.
702 00:35:33 Okay, let's go. Let's go.
703 00:35:35 One, two, with the...
704 00:35:37 - Oh.- Fuck!
705 00:35:38 Why?!
706 00:35:42 - So you get ten percent if I keep going?- Yeah.
707 00:35:44 What do you get if I quit?
708 00:35:46 Zero.
709 00:35:47 But I'll still help you. Get up.
710 00:35:49 Everybody wants a cut of meexcept you, huh?
711 00:35:51 Listen, Golden Rule: you treat peoplelike you want to be treated, and then--
712 00:35:54 Oh, you dirt-faced me!
713 00:36:00 Put your hip into that one, didn't you?
714 00:36:02 Really hit the target there.
715 00:36:03 How's it look? Good?
716 00:36:04 You look like a Muppetjust ran into a wall.
717 00:36:06 Wow, that was wild.
718 00:36:08 I can smell my own face. Good job.
719 00:36:11 No problemo. I'll just crack this guyback into place.
720 00:36:13 It'll be back to normal. Easy peasy.
721 00:36:18 Fuck! Oh, shit!
722 00:36:21 It feels like my noseis tickling my dick hole!
723 00:36:24 Shit in my sneaker!
724 00:36:26 Ah, fuck!
725 00:36:31 Okay.
726 00:36:33 That was good.
727 00:36:37 Ah, shit.
728 00:36:39 Finally, some real help is here.
729 00:36:41 They're gonna try to kill you, Katie.
730 00:36:43 I am so happy to see you.
731 00:36:45 Everybody has been trying to kill me.
732 00:36:47 Oh.
733 00:36:51 Shit, shit.
734 00:36:57 Sorry.
735 00:36:59 Katie!
736 00:37:03 You came to Hollywoodto get recognized, Katie.
737 00:37:06 Just embrace the irony.
738 00:37:15 Pinky Pooh Pooh.
739 00:37:17 I love you.
740 00:37:19 All right,that'll be 20 bucks.
741 00:37:26 Oh, no.
742 00:37:28 I don't see her.- Here.
743 00:37:31 Where is she? Where is she?
744 00:37:33 Nowhere to run, Katie!
745 00:37:35 Where are you?
746 00:37:38 Excuse me. Uh, one ticket, please.
747 00:37:40 Oh, sorry. We're closed for renovationstill next week.
748 00:37:42 Oh, goddamn it.
749 00:37:44 Oh.
750 00:37:45 Oh, oh, oh. No, no, no, no, you're safe.
751 00:37:47 Uh, come on. I'll-I'll just send 'emdown the street to my favorite titty bar.
752 00:37:51 My daughter's about your age.
753 00:37:53 And I think this lottery is immoral.
754 00:37:56 Thank you. And I totally agree.
755 00:37:58 And I also love Spaghetti Squares.
756 00:38:00 - Oh, you rec... you recognize me?- Mm-hmm.
757 00:38:03 Cool. I got recognized.
758 00:38:07 Hello, and welcometo the Fameland Wax Museum.
759 00:38:10 Jenny from the block sayshave a great time.
760 00:38:12 Is that supposed to be J.Lo?
761 00:38:14 Looks like a statue of a womanasking to see the manager.
762 00:38:17 Okay.
763 00:38:19 All right. Where the fuck are we?
764 00:38:25 Hello?
765 00:38:27 Katie.
766 00:38:28 Oh, my God. You poor thing.
767 00:38:30 I just saw the news.
768 00:38:31 Shadi?
769 00:38:33 Yeah, girl.
770 00:38:34 Are you okay?
771 00:38:36 No, no, I'm not okay.
772 00:38:37 I-I need to get to the Grapevineto stop the game.
773 00:38:39 Can I borrow your car?
774 00:38:41 Anything for you.
775 00:38:42 Like, where are you?
776 00:38:43 I'm...
777 00:38:45 hiding.
778 00:38:47 Where are you?
779 00:38:48 I'm at home.
780 00:38:51 But, yeah, I think you shouldjust tell me your address
781 00:38:52 and I can, I'll be right there.
782 00:38:54 Ah, Pinky Pooh Pooh.
783 00:38:56 I love you.
784 00:38:59 You know what, I think I'm actuallyjust gonna sit tight.
785 00:39:01 - Hello, and welcometo the Fameland Wax Museum.
786 00:39:03 Okay, got it.Um, I-I'm coming. Just sit tight.
787 00:39:06 Uh, uh, everything's gonna be fine.
788 00:39:08 Okay.
789 00:39:09 Love you.
790 00:39:14 - Yes, yes, yes, yes?- Yes.
791 00:39:15 - You got her?- She's fucking in there.
792 00:39:16 - In the museum?- She's in there.
793 00:39:18 But we can't go into the museum, remember?
794 00:39:20 We're banned.
795 00:39:21 They're not gonna remember that we had sexwith one of the wax figures.
796 00:39:24 That was a long time ago.
797 00:39:25 It was, like, three weeks ago.
798 00:39:27 Come on, babe. Get with it.
799 00:39:28 I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it.
800 00:39:30 ♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
801 00:39:33 ♪ Murder ♪
802 00:39:34 Shh, shh.
803 00:39:41 Sorry, we're closed for renovations.
804 00:39:44 Oh, you two are banned.
805 00:39:47 What you two perverts did to the Tin Mankeeps me up at night.
806 00:39:51 Wait, that was the Tin Man?
807 00:39:52 I thought we were fucking RoboCop.
808 00:39:54 - Is she in there?- Who?
809 00:39:57 You're a shitty actor.
810 00:39:59 Hyah!
811 00:40:01 - Let's go.- Let's go.
812 00:40:03 Sorry about that, brother.
813 00:40:05 None shall pass.
814 00:40:08 Hello, and welcometo the Fameland Wax Museum.
815 00:40:11 Oh, shit.
816 00:40:12 Jenny from the block sayshave a great time.
817 00:40:17 Katie?
818 00:40:19 None shall pass.
819 00:40:20 Ugh, it's my mom again.
820 00:40:22 I get it. Someone has to pick upyour heart meds at the pharmacy.
821 00:40:25 I'm busy.
822 00:40:29 None shall pass.
823 00:40:31 Man, this place is chatty as fuck, huh?
824 00:40:37 Who's ready to go to the Grapevine?
825 00:40:40 I mean, you guys got here so fast.
826 00:40:42 - Wh--- Yeah, wh-what was so crazy about that
827 00:40:45 - is, like, I thought we were at home...- Mm-hmm.
828 00:40:48 ...and then I realized that we weren't.
829 00:40:51 You're not much of an improvisor, are you?
830 00:40:53 Fuck you. I'm great at improv.
831 00:40:54 I just need time to prepare.
832 00:40:56 Oh.
833 00:40:59 - How 'bout you curl upwith a good book, Katie.
834 00:41:02 Using my props.- Ow!
835 00:41:04 How dare you hit a woman?I will kill you for that!
836 00:41:13 Ow!
837 00:41:14 Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
838 00:41:16 Okay, hit her.
839 00:41:22 Yeah, you guys gonna kill me? Huh?
840 00:41:24 What if I turn the tables on youwith my staff.
841 00:41:26 Watch out. She's gonna use magic.
842 00:41:28 Incoming. Staff memo.
843 00:41:36 Oh, God, that was stupid.
844 00:41:42 We are, like,so blessed.
845 00:41:44 Wait, guys, come on. We're friends.
846 00:41:46 We traded clothes.
847 00:41:48 Yeah, and now you're making meget your blood all over them.
848 00:41:50 ♪ When I walk in the spot ♪
849 00:41:53 - ♪ This is what I see ♪- ♪ Okay ♪
850 00:41:54 ♪ Everybody stops ♪
851 00:41:56 - Enough!- ♪ And they staring at me ♪
852 00:41:58 - ♪ I got passion in my pants ♪- Mm. Mm.
853 00:41:59 ♪ And I ain't afraid to show it ♪
854 00:42:01 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it...
855 00:42:03 Stop being such a dickand just let us kill you.
856 00:42:07 Well, here goes Cher number one.
857 00:42:10 Here goes Cher number two.
858 00:42:13 They're the Kardashians, you idiot.
859 00:42:16 What? Really?
860 00:42:18 Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian, motherfucker.
861 00:42:21 Who wants some head?
862 00:42:25 ♪ I got passion in my pantsand I ain't afraid to show it ♪
863 00:42:28 ♪ Show it, show it, show it ♪
864 00:42:32 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪
865 00:42:34 Welcome tothe murder room.
866 00:42:36 Wait, is that knife real?
867 00:42:38 If it isn't,this is gonna take a while.
868 00:42:51 Oh, shit.
869 00:42:53 Owie.
870 00:42:54 No, no, no. Get her, babe.Get her babe.
871 00:42:57 Don't get her, babe. Don't get her, babe.
872 00:43:08 Oh!
873 00:43:10 - Ow.- I got her.
874 00:43:16 We're rich, babe. We're rich.We're billionaires.
875 00:43:18 Oh, shit.
876 00:43:21 Great. Now I'm the weirdothat cares about strangers' tongues.
877 00:43:25 - Get up. Come on. Get up.- Okay.
878 00:43:29 Oh, no, no, no.
879 00:43:31 - Oh.- We're locked in.
880 00:43:32 - We can't kill you from in here, Katie.- What? Girl, you cheated.
881 00:43:36 And here atthe Fameworld Wax Museum,
882 00:43:38 you can see celebrities like...
883 00:43:40 Well, that looks like Katie Kim,
884 00:43:43 but she's not dumb enoughto walk around here like that.
885 00:43:45 - That's not Katie Kim.- Oh. Oh, shit.
886 00:43:46 That is Katie Kim.
887 00:43:51 Holy crap.Did that look as cool as it felt?
888 00:43:56 Watch your toes. I'm gonna peel out, okay?
889 00:44:00 She's getting away!
890 00:44:02 Go, go, go!
891 00:44:03 Hey, hey, hey, hey. No shoving.
892 00:44:05 Safety first when you're tryingto kill somebody.
893 00:44:07 ♪ Bleed that, you be like,there ain't life, no, no...
894 00:44:10 You stole a cop car?
895 00:44:11 Borrowed.
896 00:44:14 Oh, you're hurt.
897 00:44:15 Uh, let's just get you to the Grapevine.
898 00:44:18 You get the money if I keep playing.If I quit, you get nothing.
899 00:44:20 And-and if you kill me, you get it all.
900 00:44:22 So why the hell would I trust youto help me quit?
901 00:44:26 Why are you trying to convince meto kill you?
902 00:44:28 Because you are making some solid points.
903 00:44:32 Have you ever considered the possibilitythat I actually might be a nice person?
904 00:44:35 Yeah, oh, yeah, sure.
905 00:44:37 A nice person who, like, lovesand wants a superyacht.
906 00:44:39 I don't want a superyacht.
907 00:44:41 You so want a superyacht.
908 00:44:43 - I don't want a superyacht.- You do.
909 00:44:44 - I don't!- Superyacht!
910 00:44:47 Whoa.
911 00:44:49 Can you stop crashing?
912 00:44:51 You don't get it, do you?
913 00:44:53 They're going to post your locationin less than three minutes, all right?
914 00:44:56 That means every assholein a 50-block radius
915 00:44:58 is gonna know exactly where you are.
916 00:45:00 Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelteror something.
917 00:45:05 Bomb shelter. Bomb shelter.
918 00:45:07 - I have an idea.- Yeah?
919 00:45:09 ♪ I bleed it, you know I bleed it ♪
920 00:45:25 What the fuck?
921 00:45:31 - Hello.- Hey.
922 00:45:34 You here to move something or...?
923 00:45:36 - No.- No.
924 00:45:38 Oh, my God. Fuck.You're the cat walkers. Duh.
925 00:45:40 You walk your cats?
926 00:45:42 No, uh, cat walkers walk my cats.
927 00:45:43 I'm not weird.
928 00:45:44 Uh, no, actually, we, um,we are here for you.
929 00:45:50 - We are here for you...- Mr. Gun Kelly.
930 00:45:53 ...Mr. Gun Kelly.
931 00:45:54 Why are you winking at me like that?
932 00:45:56 Why are you winking at me?
933 00:46:01 Oh, is this a sexual thing?
934 00:46:04 Yeah.
935 00:46:05 - Yes.- Got it. Okay.
936 00:46:07 Yeah, okay, so, um...
937 00:46:09 - No and...- Oh.
938 00:46:11 ...you would turn my assholeinto the Eye of Sauron,
939 00:46:14 so let's not go on that Fellowshipof my ring.
940 00:46:18 Fare thee well, my little Hobbits.
941 00:46:22 Forget it. You're dead,you unattainable asshole.
942 00:46:25 Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit, okay.
943 00:46:27 Hey, Seth Rogen's next door.
944 00:46:28 He's definitely easier to rob than me.
945 00:46:30 Hey, if you kill her,
946 00:46:31 remember to tip your friendly tour guidea couple mill.
947 00:46:37 Shit, shit.
948 00:46:44 Freeze.
949 00:46:46 Panic room.
950 00:46:59 Time to manifest, bitch.
951 00:47:02 Where is she?
952 00:47:06 Noel, get in.
953 00:47:07 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
954 00:47:09 You can't just stealpeople's panic rooms, dude.
955 00:47:10 What are you, Jodie Foster?
956 00:47:11 He's just gonna give everybody the code,they're going to open the door.
957 00:47:13 We're fucked.
958 00:47:15 Not if he can't.
959 00:47:16 I'm sorry, Mr. Gun Kelly,but you know too much.
960 00:47:18 I-I really don't, though.
961 00:47:20 - Ow.- Ow!
962 00:47:22 You know, I'm more of a white wine guy,but this feels...
963 00:47:24 ...pretty good.
964 00:47:27 Oh. Ho, ho.
965 00:47:29 - They're over here.- Shit, shit, shit.
966 00:47:33 Where are you?
967 00:47:35 Fuck.
968 00:47:41 Nice. Whoa.
969 00:47:42 What the fuck, dude?
970 00:47:44 I knew you were trying to kill methis entire time.
971 00:47:46 Kill you?
972 00:47:47 I was trying to save you--your face was just in front of my gun.
973 00:47:49 That is such a murder-y thing to say.
974 00:47:51 You just want my money.
975 00:47:52 Really?
976 00:47:54 Okay, you know, that hurt.
977 00:48:05 So, Machine Gun Kelly has a panic room.
978 00:48:07 What's that guy panic about,running out of skin to tattoo?
979 00:48:10 Am I right?
980 00:48:12 Espresso?
981 00:48:13 The, uh, machine matches your outfit.
982 00:48:19 How'd you find out about this place?
983 00:48:20 Lucky guess.
984 00:48:23 God, there is no way out of here.
985 00:48:25 Yeah, I see that.
986 00:48:26 I don't think you'll need one.
987 00:48:28 He'll be out for hours.
988 00:48:29 I think we can just waitthe whole thing out in here.
989 00:48:32 Oh. Oh, what a surprisethat you think that.
990 00:48:34 You want to open that door
991 00:48:35 and make a sprint for the Grapevine,be my guest, all right? Relax.
992 00:48:38 We're in a hermetically sealed box.
993 00:48:40 As long as nothing unexpectedconsumes our oxygen reserves,
994 00:48:43 we're gonna be completely fine.
995 00:48:44 Okay, can you stop reassuring me?
996 00:48:47 I am allowed to panic in a panic room.
997 00:48:57 We got some time to ourselves, so...
998 00:48:59 where you from?
999 00:49:02 Me, I'm a Massachusetts boy.
1000 00:49:04 Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts.
1001 00:49:06 The part that smells like dead fish.
1002 00:49:09 Interesting things about me:
1003 00:49:10 I hold the World Recordfor Fastest Ironing of a Dress Shirt.
1004 00:49:13 18 seconds.
1005 00:49:14 I'm proud of that one.
1006 00:49:15 I got two sisters,both in law enforcement--
1007 00:49:17 one on the good side, one on the bad side.
1008 00:49:19 Oh! [laughs] I'm a Hufflepuff.
1009 00:49:21 Knew it right away when I read the book.
1010 00:49:23 Took the online test-- [snaps fingers]--confirmed it.
1011 00:49:25 I have a single adult zoo membership.
1012 00:49:27 And, yes, I do use it.
1013 00:49:29 And every week I buy a bag of salad,
1014 00:49:30 I don't touch it, it turns to mushand I throw it in the trash.
1015 00:49:36 Oh, hey.
1016 00:49:38 Lucky charm?
1017 00:49:40 Hey, man, don't touch that.
1018 00:49:42 Relax. I thought it was cool.
1019 00:49:47 It's stupid.
1020 00:49:51 My mom gave it to me.
1021 00:49:55 She always loved movies and movie stars,
1022 00:49:58 so I decided to become an actor'cause I knew it would make her happy.
1023 00:50:03 She knew Hollywood was a hard place,
1024 00:50:06 so she gave me this to remind me thatshe'd be proud no matter what happened.
1025 00:50:11 I guess I still try to act because it...makes me feel close to her.
1026 00:50:18 Did you, did you do okay back then?
1027 00:50:20 Yeah, I...
1028 00:50:21 I was in a bunch of stuff,mostly when I was a kid.
1029 00:50:25 You make good money being a kid actor?
1030 00:50:28 No?
1031 00:50:30 You'd have to ask my dad.
1032 00:50:32 Wherever he is.
1033 00:50:38 Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that.
1034 00:50:40 In a few hours, you'll never haveto worry about money again
1035 00:50:42 for the rest of your life, so...
1036 00:50:44 If you don't kill meand take it all for yourself.
1037 00:50:49 Wow.
1038 00:50:50 Thanks.
1039 00:50:52 I tell you I'm a Hufflepuff and still,still the suspicion?
1040 00:50:58 I don't deserve this negativity, you know,but I always put up with it.
1041 00:51:01 That's what my therapist keeps tryingto get me to recognize.
1042 00:51:10 Sorry.
1043 00:51:12 I want to trust you, it's just that, um...
1044 00:51:17 ...I've been proven wrongevery other time in my life.
1045 00:51:21 Katie, let me tell you something.
1046 00:51:26 Once, there were four baby turtles
1047 00:51:29 who were thrown into a sewerand covered in radioactive ooze.
1048 00:51:32 And what did they do?
1049 00:51:34 Did they spend their whole livesnot trusting people?
1050 00:51:36 No. No.
1051 00:51:38 They spent their lives protectingNew Yorkers and eating pizza.
1052 00:51:42 So...
1053 00:51:45 So, so...
1054 00:51:47 You... you gotta findyour inner Turtle power.
1055 00:51:52 Can I be Michelangelo?
1056 00:51:56 No. I'm always Michelangelo.
1057 00:52:01 Okay, so tell me Noel,
1058 00:52:04 why would you make me sign a contractgiving you ten percent of my jackpot
1059 00:52:08 and then five minutes latersay that you'll help me quit?
1060 00:52:12 'Cause here's my list of priorities, okay?
1061 00:52:14 Save people's lives.
1062 00:52:16 Make enough moneyto continue saving people's lives.
1063 00:52:19 I love what I do and I'm good at it,
1064 00:52:21 but that doesn't mean I get the rightto make you risk your life
1065 00:52:24 if you don't want to.
1066 00:52:26 Katie, you're a human being,you're not an ATM.
1067 00:52:30 Katie!
1068 00:52:32 Oh.
1069 00:52:36 Oh, what the fuck?
1070 00:52:47 Who's that?
1071 00:52:48 Some enemy from your past,back for revenge?
1072 00:52:50 Worse.
1073 00:52:52 My Airbnb host.
1074 00:52:56 I got a bad feeling about this.
1075 00:53:02 Wake up, Colson Baker!
1076 00:53:04 What's the code?!
1077 00:53:07 You beautiful scarecrow.
1078 00:53:23 What the fuck is she doing?
1079 00:53:25 Done missed work for this shit.
1080 00:53:34 Wake your tattooed ass up!
1081 00:53:49 Did I fall asleep in the pool again?
1082 00:53:50 - What's the code?- Huh?
1083 00:53:53 Do you remember me?
1084 00:53:54 We hooked up in 2019.
1085 00:53:56 It was crazy.
1086 00:53:57 Um...
1087 00:53:58 Fuck you. What's your code?!
1088 00:54:00 Oh, 6-9-6-9.
1089 00:54:01 Ugh, that's so lame.
1090 00:54:05 Oh. Oh.
1091 00:54:06 Oh, she has the code.
1092 00:54:08 She has the code.
1093 00:54:11 Fu... uh, fuck.
1094 00:54:13 Fuck, fuck!
1095 00:54:14 Fucking shit! Goddamn it!
1096 00:54:17 - Fuck!- Chill.
1097 00:54:18 - Fuck it.- What are you doing?
1098 00:54:20 - I'm getting us out of here.- Okay, okay.
1099 00:54:22 Noel Cassidy for Louis Lewis.
1100 00:54:24 It's an emergency.
1101 00:54:26 Okay, then, take the phonein the fucking bathroom!
1102 00:54:29 Motherfucker! Louis, hey. Noel.
1103 00:54:31 Yeah. Yeah, I know, I got a lot of nerve.
1104 00:54:34 That's why they call meol' Lotta Nerve Noel.
1105 00:54:36 Yeah, I know, I know, fuck me, right?
1106 00:54:38 Yeah, yeah, I suck, yeah.
1107 00:54:39 Can you stop catching upwith your gym bros?
1108 00:54:41 They're gonna come through the door.
1109 00:54:43 Louis, I'm with the jackpot, Katie Kim.
1110 00:54:44 Yeah, I don't know how either, yeah.
1111 00:54:46 We need an urgent Phone Strikeon our position, please.
1112 00:54:49 Yes, yes and yes.
1113 00:54:50 Thank you, thank you.Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
1114 00:54:52 Give me your phone. Give me your phone.Give me your fucking phone!
1115 00:54:54 - What is a Phone Strike?- Gonna find out.
1116 00:55:00 - You got the code?- I got the code.
1117 00:55:02 6-9-6-9.
1118 00:55:04 Machine Gun, you my boy.
1119 00:55:12 Oh, oh.
1120 00:55:13 Kick that phone.
1121 00:55:20 AMBER Alert?We're getting an AMBER Alert?
1122 00:55:21 Hey, don't steal kids, y'all.
1123 00:55:23 Whoa!
1124 00:55:29 Oh, shit.
1125 00:55:32 It's the phone, it's the phone.Baby, get rid of the phone.
1126 00:55:36 My hand!
1127 00:55:39 - Ah, my face!- Ah, your face!
1128 00:55:41 Babe, ow. Babe, ow.
1129 00:55:42 - Babe, ow.- You don't look good. You don't look good.
1130 00:55:47 Go.
1131 00:55:50 Shit. I know they were tryingto murder me,
1132 00:55:51 but I'm not pro dicks on fire.
1133 00:55:53 You need to go. Go, go, go.
1134 00:55:56 - Make it stop.- Oh, sorry.
1135 00:55:58 Oh, I'm sorry. It's either a hurt dickor a burnt dick.
1136 00:56:01 I'm doing it for your own health.It's not going out.
1137 00:56:05 - I'm helping you. I'm helping you.- Why?!
1138 00:56:09 Just put some cream on that.
1139 00:56:11 You'll still be able to procreate.I think.
1140 00:56:12 Babe. Babe, they're getting away, babe.They're getting away, babe.
1141 00:56:15 Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.
1142 00:56:16 - I'm outtie.- What?
1143 00:56:17 - I can't go on without you.- You can.
1144 00:56:19 Avenge me. Avenge, my queen.
1145 00:56:26 Fuck.
1146 00:56:32 There's your ride.
1147 00:56:35 Thank you so much. This is--
1148 00:56:36 - Katie Kim?- Yes.
1149 00:56:37 Yeah. You guys those male strippersfrom the billboards?
1150 00:56:39 Oh. Thank you.
1151 00:56:41 Oh, hey, fine.
1152 00:56:43 Oh, uh, he's with me.
1153 00:56:45 He's not on the list.
1154 00:56:47 He's on my list.
1155 00:56:48 Well, our orders are only to bring you.
1156 00:56:49 Okay, well... I'm the billionaire here...
1157 00:56:53 and I'm not getting in the car with youJason Momoa-looking motherfuckers
1158 00:56:56 without him.Thank you, but we should go.
1159 00:56:58 - Okay.- Just get in.
1160 00:56:59 Thank you.
1161 00:57:11 Where'd she go?
1162 00:57:16 Oh, you're dead, Katie Kim.
1163 00:57:26 Bulletproof glass. New gear.
1164 00:57:29 You guys must be doing pretty good.
1165 00:57:31 So, you work with these guys?
1166 00:57:32 Oh, no, I'm a freelancer.
1167 00:57:33 I... called in a favor.
1168 00:57:39 How you feeling?
1169 00:57:40 How am I feeling?
1170 00:57:41 Like I'm about to put some luckytherapist's kids through college.
1171 00:57:45 How?
1172 00:57:48 Because I'm gonna needa lot of therapy after this.
1173 00:57:50 Oh, I got it in my head
1174 00:57:51 that you were gonna startsome scholarship fund or something.
1175 00:57:54 Oh.
1176 00:58:00 How are you feeling?
1177 00:58:02 Oh, don't worry about me.
1178 00:58:03 I was severely traumatizedlong before today.
1179 00:58:05 Cool brag, weirdo.
1180 00:58:10 What happens now?
1181 00:58:11 We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills.
1182 00:58:14 Don't worry, you're safe.
1183 00:58:16 Actually safe.
1184 00:58:17 Yeah, cool brag.
1185 00:58:19 Weirdo.
1186 00:58:22 I couldn't think of anything,so I used yours 'cause I thought...
1187 00:58:25 - it got me, so I wantedto get him with it.
1188 00:58:28 That was a good use.I think it... I think it worked.
1189 00:58:31 - We'll work on it.- Okay.
1190 00:58:42 We're here.
1191 00:58:43 You guys really upgraded the place.
1192 00:58:44 This must've cost a fortune.
1193 00:58:46 You saved that many jackpots?
1194 00:58:48 We're the best,and we only want the best for our clients.
1195 00:58:58 I thought you said guns were illegal.
1196 00:59:01 We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate.
1197 00:59:03 But kills have to be close quarters.
1198 00:59:07 Minimizes collateral damage.
1199 00:59:10 The, uh, creepy guy vibes aside,these guys are the real deal.
1200 00:59:14 I mean, look at this place.
1201 00:59:16 These guys could control Jurassic Parkfrom here.
1202 00:59:17 Except this timethe dinosaurs wouldn't get out.
1203 00:59:21 Katie Kim, welcome to LPA.
1204 00:59:24 I'm Louis. I'm a huge fan.
1205 00:59:26 Of Jurassic Park?I feel like a lot of people are.
1206 00:59:28 That's why they make hundredsof those movies.
1207 00:59:29 No, are you kidding me? Of-of you.
1208 00:59:32 I mean, most people don't last15 minutes without representation.
1209 00:59:35 You've already made it several hours,pretty much completely alone.
1210 00:59:38 That makes me so proud to sayas an Asian man.
1211 00:59:41 - Well, I wasn't alone.- Of course not.
1212 00:59:43 You had all of our ancestorslooking out for you.
1213 00:59:46 No, I was with him.
1214 00:59:48 Oh, you meant Noel.
1215 00:59:50 Okay.
1216 00:59:51 Honestly, Noel was lucky the windwas blowing in his direction today.
1217 00:59:54 I mean, signing a rollover jackpotas important as you,
1218 00:59:56 that's not a job for--no offense, Noel-- but a hobbyist.
1219 01:00:00 Luckily, he realized thatand called us before it was too late.
1220 01:00:03 Listen, I just really want to getto the Grapevine and finish this day.
1221 01:00:07 Totally hear you, totally hear you.
1222 01:00:09 But...
1223 01:00:11 we are the biggest lotteryprotection agency in the city.
1224 01:00:14 Your life is about to change,if you let us change it for you.
1225 01:00:17 Hey, that reminds me. Um...
1226 01:00:19 Please accept a little welcome gift,on our behalf.
1227 01:00:23 It's an official LPA phone--so sorry you lost yours in the strike.
1228 01:00:25 Noel, use an Apple Storeacross the street.
1229 01:00:28 I'm sure they got some cheap modelsleft in stock.
1230 01:00:31 Come on, I'll show you around.
1231 01:00:33 More of a Motorola guy, but fuck yourself.
1232 01:00:41 Attention.Lottery ends in four hours.
1233 01:00:44 Oh. This is where you keepall the good-looking people.
1234 01:00:47 Sure is.- Not all the good-looking people.
1235 01:00:50 You're good-looking.
1236 01:00:53 Pity shoulder pat-- that's brutal.
1237 01:00:56 That is our wall of winners.
1238 01:00:59 In a few hours, your face---- is gonna go right there.
1239 01:01:02 It's been a while since the last one, huh?
1240 01:01:04 Yeah. Well, you know,
1241 01:01:06 half the jackpots these daysare so desperate,
1242 01:01:09 they decide to risk keeping the commissionrather than letting us save their lives.
1243 01:01:11 Now, we charge 30% here,
1244 01:01:13 which sounds like a lot, I know,
1245 01:01:15 but, uh, we also havethe highest rate of survival in the city.
1246 01:01:18 Sir?
1247 01:01:19 Thank you.
1248 01:01:21 So, what do you say, Katie Kim?
1249 01:01:23 Can we officially make you a billionaire?
1250 01:01:27 Without that Phone Strike,we'd be dead meat.
1251 01:01:28 So, they do deliver.
1252 01:01:32 What percentage does Noel get?
1253 01:01:35 Sorry, Noel?
1254 01:01:37 Yeah. He saved me way beforeyou guys entered the picture.
1255 01:01:40 Yeah, I'll tell you what.
1256 01:01:42 We would be happy to give Noelfive percent of our commission.
1257 01:01:46 Five percent?
1258 01:01:47 Wow, waiters must love you.
1259 01:01:50 - Fifty percent.- Katie, that's--
1260 01:01:52 Fifty percent.
1261 01:01:53 Uh... okay.
1262 01:01:56 Tell you what.
1263 01:01:58 I think it's only fair that Noel receivethe same commission that we charge.
1264 01:02:02 - Thirty percent.- Say-say what?
1265 01:02:04 Say 30%.
1266 01:02:05 How's that sound?
1267 01:02:14 Excellent. Wonderful.
1268 01:02:16 You made the right choice today, Katie.
1269 01:02:18 I know that every single agent,myself especially,
1270 01:02:21 we're all here to kick button your behalf.
1271 01:02:23 Really? Because you look more readyto challenge Celine Dion to a sing-off.
1272 01:02:29 Well, I did always have troublehitting the high note in "All By Myself,"
1273 01:02:31 but, uh, I reckon I could blowher face off pretty good with these.
1274 01:02:36 Slimline grenades.
1275 01:02:37 You're safe with us. I guarantee it.
1276 01:02:40 Come on.
1277 01:02:42 You can come, too, Noel.
1278 01:02:46 Come on, Noel. What are you doing?
1279 01:02:50 Your fans are very smart, Katie.
1280 01:02:52 They don't wait for your locationto be posted.
1281 01:02:54 They just follow the drone.
1282 01:02:56 I feel like you might want to usea different word than "fans."
1283 01:02:59 Well, they're rabid,I'll tell you that.
1284 01:03:01 And they want to get me almost as badas they want to get you
1285 01:03:03 since I'm standing in the wayof their money.
1286 01:03:05 We can hold them off here for a whilebut, uh, not indefinitely.
1287 01:03:08 What?
1288 01:03:09 What, you build a bunker like thisand you skimp on the windows?
1289 01:03:12 Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel,we don't take any chances.
1290 01:03:15 That's why we're the best.
1291 01:03:17 Makes sense.
1292 01:03:18 All right, so here's the deal.
1293 01:03:19 First, we'll dispatch a fleetof autonomous decoy vehicles.
1294 01:03:21 Most of your fans will follow those,thinking you're in one of them.
1295 01:03:24 Once they do, we'll exfiltrate youin a different vehicle
1296 01:03:26 to a hidden underground fortress,
1297 01:03:28 and, uh, from there,you're home free, Richie Rich.
1298 01:03:31 Isabella's going to take care of you.
1299 01:03:33 Miss Kim, follow me.
1300 01:03:35 Oh, and, uh, Isabella,why don't we make sure
1301 01:03:38 that Miss Kim gets an outfitthat's, uh, not visible from space.
1302 01:03:41 I-I don't normally dress like this.
1303 01:03:43 We probably shop at the same store.
1304 01:03:45 My comfort zone is dressinglike a husky tween.
1305 01:03:48 Okay.
1306 01:03:50 Agent Ash,call on line three.
1307 01:03:52 Louis, uh, I just wanted to sayit was really decent
1308 01:03:54 what you did back there, cutting me in.
1309 01:03:56 You did not have to do that.
1310 01:03:57 I know.
1311 01:03:58 Thank you.
1312 01:04:00 I, uh, hope the pastis just water under the bridge.
1313 01:04:02 Hey, we're cool.
1314 01:04:05 All right?
1315 01:04:07 It's good to see you.
1316 01:04:09 Would you do me a favor,just fix yourself up a little bit.
1317 01:04:11 You look like Wreck-It Ralph aftera 14-hour cocaine bender. Geez.
1318 01:04:16 You look like...
1319 01:04:18 Fuck.
1320 01:04:22 Wow, this is howthe other half lives, huh?
1321 01:04:24 My doctor's office is in a strip mallnext to an El Pollo Loco.
1322 01:04:27 Ow! Oh.
1323 01:04:28 I hope my health care pays for this.Just kidding, I don't have any.
1324 01:04:32 - Um, can I ask you something?- Shoot.
1325 01:04:36 You been doing this a long time?
1326 01:04:37 A while.
1327 01:04:39 You save a lot of people?
1328 01:04:42 A few.
1329 01:04:43 Then what do you spend your money on?
1330 01:04:45 Because, um, well, I can tell that you-youmight not be spending it on yourself.
1331 01:04:49 Excuse me?
1332 01:04:50 For starters, you dress like a gym teacherat a funeral.
1333 01:04:52 I was voted Best Dressed my senior year.
1334 01:04:55 Ah, so you were homeschooled?
1335 01:04:57 - And you clearly cut your own hair.- My grandmother cuts my hair.
1336 01:05:00 I'm just saying, it's...it's dangerous work.
1337 01:05:02 And anyone with their head screwed onright would make their money and stop.
1338 01:05:07 So, uh, well, why haven't you?
1339 01:05:10 Thanks.
1340 01:05:12 That's a fair question.
1341 01:05:15 Um...
1342 01:05:17 I used to be a mercenary, private sector.
1343 01:05:19 With Louis.
1344 01:05:20 Our unit got sent all around the worldto do bad things to bad people.
1345 01:05:25 And we weren't paid to ask any questions.
1346 01:05:29 One day, I did,
1347 01:05:30 and I found out some of those peopleweren't as bad as they say.
1348 01:05:34 I tried to convince Louis.He wouldn't listen.
1349 01:05:37 So I just bailed.
1350 01:05:38 Right there in the middle of a job, but...
1351 01:05:42 ...because I wasn't there,the mission went sideways,
1352 01:05:44 and, uh, my unit...
1353 01:05:48 Louis and I are the only survivors.
1354 01:05:53 So the money I make, my ten percent,uh, goes to their families
1355 01:05:57 and the families of the good peoplewe hurt.
1356 01:06:00 Oh.
1357 01:06:02 Wow. That's heavy.
1358 01:06:04 You know what?
1359 01:06:06 Because of what you negotiated with Louis,
1360 01:06:07 they are gonna be gettinga whole lot more now, so...
1361 01:06:11 ...thank you.
1362 01:06:16 M... my dad was my manager.
1363 01:06:18 He had me working my ass offsince I was eight years old.
1364 01:06:21 And then, on my 18th birthday,
1365 01:06:23 I tell him I want to take chargeof my own time
1366 01:06:28 and my own money.
1367 01:06:32 And he said...
1368 01:06:34 "Okay, sweetheart.I'll take care of you. Trust me."
1369 01:06:39 Then the next morning, he's gone.
1370 01:06:42 He took every cent I ever earned,
1371 01:06:44 left me and my mom high and dry.
1372 01:06:46 Then my mom got sick
1373 01:06:48 and I had to quit to take care of herbecause no one else would.
1374 01:06:53 She finally died a month ago.
1375 01:06:56 Left me with $600and a bus ticket to L.A., so...
1376 01:07:00 here I am now...
1377 01:07:03 trying to start over.
1378 01:07:04 Katie, I am--
1379 01:07:06 I-I'm not trying to competewith your story. Um...
1380 01:07:09 I'm just explaining that my own father
1381 01:07:13 didn't hesitate for a second to choosemoney over me and my mom, so...
1382 01:07:18 how was I supposed to trust you?
1383 01:07:22 Sure.
1384 01:07:24 But I do trust you, Noel.
1385 01:07:27 For some weird reason, I-I do.
1386 01:07:31 I think it's because you looklike a bulldog
1387 01:07:33 that, like, a witch cast a spell on...
1388 01:07:36 ...and turned into a human,like, against his will.
1389 01:07:38 You ever get that?
1390 01:07:39 Yes.
1391 01:07:43 Miss Kim, please put your face right here.
1392 01:07:46 This is a prosthetics machine.
1393 01:07:48 Go ahead and pick any face you'd like.
1394 01:07:50 Oh, cool.
1395 01:07:52 It's just an extra added layerof protection for when you're in transit.
1396 01:07:55 If people can't recognize you,you're a lot safer.
1397 01:07:57 Oh, my God.There are so many different faces.
1398 01:08:01 Cool, cool.
1399 01:08:02 Oh, I like this one.
1400 01:08:09 Oh. Oh.
1401 01:08:12 This is, it's weird in here.
1402 01:08:14 It's crazy.
1403 01:08:16 Um, hey, Noel?
1404 01:08:18 - Yeah?- Why'd you get so upset earlier
1405 01:08:20 when you were asking Louisfor help in the panic room?
1406 01:08:22 Is it 'cause you didn't want to lose outon commission?
1407 01:08:25 Oh, come on, no.
1408 01:08:26 There's a lot of bad blood between usafter what happened, okay?
1409 01:08:28 I hated that I needed him.
1410 01:08:30 But he seems to be past it, so...
1411 01:08:33 I will suck it up as long as it helps you.
1412 01:08:35 He's definitelystill a dick to you.
1413 01:08:37 Oh, yeah, yeah.
1414 01:08:39 That's Louis.
1415 01:08:40 That's why I was so surprisedwhen he caved in on the 30%.
1416 01:08:44 Not like the old Louis, but I mean,people change, right?
1417 01:08:47 Oh, yeah,I've found that not to be the case.
1418 01:08:50 I mean, do you really trust him?
1419 01:08:52 Our lives are literallyin his hands right now.
1420 01:08:58 Hey, girl, hey.
1421 01:09:00 What? Too sexy?
1422 01:09:03 Let's go pee standing up
1423 01:09:04 and make more moneythan our female counterparts, am I right?
1424 01:09:08 What's wrong?
1425 01:09:10 This, this equipment, staff, the facility.
1426 01:09:14 Those are huge expenses.
1427 01:09:15 And moving out of this bunkerdoesn't make sense.
1428 01:09:18 You saw how long it's beensince they had a jackpot.
1429 01:09:20 And the ones they had before, that weren'tthat big, not big enough for all this.
1430 01:09:22 So you think it's a setup?
1431 01:09:24 I don't know.What don't you know, Noel?
1432 01:09:26 Um... why I just farted.
1433 01:09:28 It's probably the muscle relaxants.
1434 01:09:29 Nothing loosens a sphincter faster.
1435 01:09:31 And since I know what Noel usually eats,
1436 01:09:33 I'd say it's best we get the hellout of here ASAP.
1437 01:09:35 Shall we?
1438 01:09:37 Yes.
1439 01:09:38 As long as you're ready, Noel.
1440 01:09:41 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, we should go.
1441 01:09:43 That's a strong look, by the way, Katie.
1442 01:09:46 Not many women could pull offa goatee like that.
1443 01:09:47 Oh.- Dig it.
1444 01:09:49 Thank you.
1445 01:09:54 Hey, Louis, uh, you sure it's a good ideato move her out of here?
1446 01:09:58 I mean, this place seems really secure.
1447 01:09:59 Oh, if people know where she is,then it's not secure, is it, Noel?
1448 01:10:02 You're not questioning my expertise,are you?
1449 01:10:04 No. No, Louis, you know me.Always looking for a way out.
1450 01:10:06 Ain't that the truth.
1451 01:10:08 Attention.Lottery ends in three hours.
1452 01:10:10 Okay, we're in trouble, aren't we?
1453 01:10:12 Yes, we are.
1454 01:10:13 I could never figure outwhy more than half the players
1455 01:10:15 that killed jackpots this yearrequested anonymity.
1456 01:10:17 Now it makes sense.
1457 01:10:19 I think that Louishas been murdering his clients.
1458 01:10:22 Wait, what? No.
1459 01:10:23 Why would he do all that,the-the decoy cars, the disguises?
1460 01:10:27 He patched up our wounds.
1461 01:10:28 I know, he has to. He has to make it looklike the agency's doing their job.
1462 01:10:31 That way, the next jackpot doesthe same thing that we did:
1463 01:10:33 walk right in hereand look for his protection.
1464 01:10:36 Katie, we're in a honey trap.
1465 01:10:38 Oh, shit.
1466 01:10:39 Hmm? What?
1467 01:10:42 Noel sharted.
1468 01:10:44 Noel, buddy,would you squeeze your asshole shut
1469 01:10:46 and hold it in like a fucking man.
1470 01:10:48 Seriously.
1471 01:10:49 What do we do?- I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
1472 01:10:52 Just give me a second.
1473 01:10:55 See that, Noel?
1474 01:10:57 A big breachable doorwith a bloodthirsty mob behind it.
1475 01:10:59 Too risky.Told you I knew what I was talking about.
1476 01:11:02 Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits.
1477 01:11:05 Just hop on in and we'll dispatchthe decoys from the main exit
1478 01:11:07 to clear the door and, uh,get you out of here to safety.
1479 01:11:10 This way, Miss Kim.
1480 01:11:12 Noel, you're gonna ride with us.
1481 01:11:14 Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
1482 01:11:15 Uh, uh, you know,I'd really prefer to stick with Noel.
1483 01:11:17 If that's cool.
1484 01:11:19 - You're much safer with us.- Sure.
1485 01:11:21 Uh, but it just--and-and I don't want to mansplain--
1486 01:11:24 uh, it's just that he saved my lifefour times today.
1487 01:11:28 And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot,
1488 01:11:30 except he's the size of 80 of them.
1489 01:11:33 Look, I know we all love big,dumb animals,
1490 01:11:34 but as the guy who just saved youand that just a moment ago,
1491 01:11:39 I'm asking that you give us a shot.
1492 01:11:41 Um, I don't know.I think we should just stay here
1493 01:11:43 'cause that door seems, like,really strong and, like--
1494 01:11:46 Katie...
1495 01:11:48 I'm not going to let anything badhappen to you.
1496 01:11:50 Okay?
1497 01:11:52 I'll take care of you, sweetheart.
1498 01:11:54 Trust me.
1499 01:12:02 Okay, thanks...
1500 01:12:05 Dad.
1501 01:12:06 ♪ Blowin' doors off hinges,I'll grab you with the pinchers ♪
1502 01:12:08 ♪ And, no, I didn't retire ♪
1503 01:12:10 ♪ I'll snatch you upwith a needle-nose pliers ♪
1504 01:12:12 ♪ Guaranteed to make your body rock ♪
1505 01:12:14 ♪ Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out ♪
1506 01:12:16 - ♪ What-wha-what-what-what's it all about ♪
1507 01:12:18 ♪ Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out ♪
1508 01:12:20 ♪ Let's turn thismotherfucking party out ♪
1509 01:12:22 ♪ I said, "Doc, what's the condition? ♪
1510 01:12:24 ♪ I'm a man that's on a mission" ♪
1511 01:12:26 Come on, Uncle Pete!
1512 01:12:28 This murder lottery is no placefor a older gentleman like yourself!
1513 01:12:31 Kill Katie Kim! Kill Katie Kim!
1514 01:12:34 She's worth $3.6 billion, yo.
1515 01:12:36 Don't lose her!
1516 01:12:37 ♪ The Rapping Duke combined,now, don't test me...
1517 01:12:40 Hey, this gets you to the courtyard.Take Louis's Lambo.
1518 01:12:42 The security expert left his keyson the tire.
1519 01:12:44 - What about you?- I'm gonna buy you some time.
1520 01:12:46 I'll be fine. Now, go, go, go, go.
1521 01:12:49 ♪ Smoke out a chimney ♪
1522 01:12:53 She's escaping.
1523 01:12:59 Oh, you gonna cry now?
1524 01:13:01 Fuck!
1525 01:13:03 Ah, my balls.
1526 01:13:04 Try jumping up and down.
1527 01:13:18 Okay, Noel.
1528 01:13:19 I'm only going to ask you this one time.
1529 01:13:22 Where the fuck is my jackpot?
1530 01:13:24 Oh, man, I would remember,but I just got kicked in the face.
1531 01:13:26 Oh, you think you're fucking funny, huh?
1532 01:13:37 Oh, no, she's escaping.
1533 01:13:39 That's not what you wantedto happen, is it?
1534 01:13:41 These fucking decoys.
1535 01:13:46 She's in one of the cars.
1536 01:13:47 - Which one?- How the fuck would I know?
1537 01:13:49 Put a team on all four.
1538 01:13:50 I want eyes on every single camerain a three-mile radius:
1539 01:13:52 phones, CCTVs, ATMs.
1540 01:13:54 Go, go, run.
1541 01:14:14 We're tryingto track her phone,
1542 01:14:15 but she's deactivated the locator chip.
1543 01:14:17 Fuck!
1544 01:14:18 - All right, what have we gotfrom the cops?
1545 01:14:20 Okay.
1546 01:14:21 Autopilot off.
1547 01:14:23 All right.
1548 01:14:27 One of the decoy carsjust changed direction.
1549 01:14:29 - Take the 210 North. Go.- No, no, no, no.
1550 01:14:31 - Take the 5. Try to cut 'em off.- What are you gonna do?
1551 01:14:33 The fuck I should've donein the first place.
1552 01:14:35 Oh, my God. This just in.
1553 01:14:36 Katie Kim has just lostthe Shutterbug drone.
1554 01:14:39 Which means that her location will notbroadcast again until the end of the game.
1555 01:14:42 Which means that,unless she makes a major mistake,
1556 01:14:45 most lottery playerswill be sitting around
1557 01:14:47 with their thumbs up their butts,doing what we're doing:
1558 01:14:49 drinking and toasting to our new hero.
1559 01:14:55 Well played, Katie Kim, wherever you are.
1560 01:15:11 Hello.
1561 01:15:12 Turn the fucking car around, now.
1562 01:15:14 Uh, nah, I'm good, but fuck you very much.
1563 01:15:17 Let me tweak my pitch a little bit:turn the car around or I'll stick this...
1564 01:15:21 in this oversized hunk of beef here.
1565 01:15:23 Yeah, why don't you, uh, go aheadand say something persuasive, Noel.
1566 01:15:25 Katie, get out. Get out, keep going.
1567 01:15:27 Don't-don't worry about me. Go.
1568 01:15:29 Your altruism is gettinga little excessive, Noel.
1569 01:15:32 You're gonna have to skipleg day tomorrow.
1570 01:15:34 Hey, leave him alone. It's me you want.
1571 01:15:36 Exactly. That's the idea.
1572 01:15:40 - Stop.- The next one's going in his brain.
1573 01:15:42 Ah, Katie, don't stop, don't turn around.
1574 01:15:45 Just keep going. Get to the Grapevine.Fuck this guy.
1575 01:15:47 Yeah, fuck this guy.
1576 01:15:48 What's it gonna be, Katie, huh?
1577 01:15:53 Okay, all right, I-I'll turn around.
1578 01:15:55 - No!- That's a good girl.
1579 01:15:57 Now show me.I want to see you turn the car around.
1580 01:15:59 I'm doing it.
1581 01:16:08 All right, I'll drop you a pin.
1582 01:16:09 I know a nice quiet placewhere your fans won't find you.
1583 01:16:11 If you're not there in 24 minutes,well, the next time you see Noel's face
1584 01:16:15 will be when I mail you his fucking head!
1585 01:16:18 'Kay, bye.
1586 01:16:23 Oh, man, fucking Noel.
1587 01:16:29 Oh, you really think nobody'sgonna find her in here?
1588 01:16:31 Of course not. Nobody gives a shitabout theater in Los Angeles.
1589 01:16:34 I do.I saw the last performance here.
1590 01:16:36 Other Space: The Hip Hop Musical.
1591 01:16:37 Vin Diesel was amazing.
1592 01:16:38 Shut the fuck up.
1593 01:16:42 - She's smarter than you think, Louis.- Really?
1594 01:16:44 She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A.expecting to have a good experience.
1595 01:16:47 Yeah, she's a real fucking genius.
1596 01:16:48 Okay, so you're gonna killan innocent woman for what?
1597 01:16:51 'Cause your fucking bozosbought too many cases of LaCroix
1598 01:16:53 for your executive lounge?
1599 01:16:54 Don't pretend like you don't LaCroix.
1600 01:16:56 It tastes like a drawing of a coconut.
1601 01:16:57 Coconut is the worst flavor!
1602 01:16:58 You cannot judge it based on coconut!
1603 01:17:01 It's a delicious zero-calorie beverage.
1604 01:17:03 I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix.
1605 01:17:07 See, this is exactly why no one wantsto work with you, man.
1606 01:17:10 You talk about these jackpotslike they're, like they're fucking people.
1607 01:17:13 They're big walking ATMs.
1608 01:17:15 And this one is the biggestfucking ATM of all time.
1609 01:17:18 You really are a reprehensiblechunk of wet shit, Louis.
1610 01:17:21 Oh, grow the fuck up, you dick stain.
1611 01:17:23 How do you think the world works? Huh?
1612 01:17:26 It runs on money.
1613 01:17:28 You know the mission that you bailed on?
1614 01:17:30 Now, that... that was a fucking jackpot.
1615 01:17:33 That family was guarding millions in goldfor those warlords.
1616 01:17:36 That money changed my life.
1617 01:17:37 You never should have gone in thereknowing what we knew.
1618 01:17:39 You got all our men killed without me.
1619 01:17:41 We didn't need you.
1620 01:17:42 There was no danger in that raid,you dumb fuck.
1621 01:17:45 There were no fighters around for miles,no one in the house was even armed.
1622 01:17:48 It was the easiest fucking job of my life.
1623 01:17:50 Just walked in, took out the family,grabbed the jackpot.
1624 01:17:54 Th-There was no firefight?
1625 01:17:57 Let's just say I don't like to share.
1626 01:18:01 You killed our team for gold?
1627 01:18:03 Yeah, I did, Noel.
1628 01:18:05 It's just business, okay?
1629 01:18:07 High-stakes business, winner take all.
1630 01:18:09 Welcome to the real world.
1631 01:18:11 You evil fucking son of a bitch.
1632 01:18:13 Oh, compliments will get younowhere with me.
1633 01:18:16 Yeah.
1634 01:18:17 Sir.- Have the team rally on my position.
1635 01:18:20 It's time to close this account.
1636 01:18:30 Stupid Noel.
1637 01:18:32 Why couldn't you have just beena fucking asshole like everybody else?
1638 01:18:38 Watch the clock.
1639 01:18:40 You kill her one second after the bell,you get no money
1640 01:18:42 and you get a murder charge.
1641 01:18:43 So we go fucking fastand we go fucking hard.
1642 01:18:52 Where do these guys keep their guns...
1643 01:18:55 grenades...
1644 01:18:57 Bingo.
1645 01:19:00 Looks like a fucking SpongeBob gun.
1646 01:19:16 Katie Kim.
1647 01:19:20 Center stage.
1648 01:19:21 That's a... deadly-looking weaponyou got there.
1649 01:19:25 What's the range on that thing,like two inches?
1650 01:19:27 I'm shaking.
1651 01:19:28 Let him go.
1652 01:19:32 You literally havezero leverage here, so no.
1653 01:19:37 I don't know, I have a little.
1654 01:19:40 Oh, yeah?
1655 01:19:41 See, you get all the money if you kill me,
1656 01:19:44 but what happens if...
1657 01:19:49 I do it myself?
1658 01:19:51 - Katie.- Let him go.
1659 01:19:54 You expect me to believethat you would kill yourself
1660 01:19:58 for this guy?
1661 01:20:02 You met him, what, four hours ago?
1662 01:20:04 I said let him go.
1663 01:20:05 Uh-uh, nope.
1664 01:20:07 Not buying it.
1665 01:20:08 - Bullshit.- Bullshit?
1666 01:20:11 I'm gonna die anyway, right?
1667 01:20:14 So the only choice that I have left
1668 01:20:17 is whether or not I want you to be richbecause of it.
1669 01:20:21 Let him go.
1670 01:20:26 Go ahead.
1671 01:20:27 No, go ahead. Pop your own skull.
1672 01:20:29 I'll just wipe your prints offthe bolt gun and tell them I did it.
1673 01:20:33 Not with a million of my fans watching.
1674 01:20:35 Fuck.
1675 01:20:37 Oh, shit.
1676 01:20:39 You're crazy, Katie Kim.
1677 01:20:41 What do I have to live for anyway?
1678 01:20:43 I got no friends.
1679 01:20:45 I got no family.
1680 01:20:47 Everybody fucking sucks.
1681 01:20:50 I came to this townchasing a stupid dream that,
1682 01:20:53 deep down, I know won't happen.
1683 01:20:55 Not for me.
1684 01:20:57 And you're right, I did meet him today.
1685 01:20:59 Today.
1686 01:21:01 And that's the best relationshipI have in my life.
1687 01:21:04 Isn't that fucking pathetic?
1688 01:21:09 Aren't I fucking pathetic?
1689 01:21:12 Katie, don't do this. Please.
1690 01:21:16 Why keep pretendingthings are gonna go my way?
1691 01:21:19 So let's just fucking do this.
1692 01:21:21 Fuck you and fuck your money.
1693 01:21:27 No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop.
1694 01:21:29 Okay, okay.
1695 01:21:32 I'll let him go.
1696 01:21:40 Okay, now give me the gun.
1697 01:21:48 Okay.
1698 01:21:50 You win.
1699 01:21:53 That's a good girl.
1700 01:21:55 Push kick!
1701 01:22:00 Acting, motherfucker.
1702 01:22:06 Bravo.
1703 01:22:08 Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had your range.
1704 01:22:13 They know you're here. Run. Run!
1705 01:22:18 ♪ I think I'll go for a walk outside now ♪
1706 01:22:20 ♪ The summer sun knows me by name,she's calling me ♪
1707 01:22:23 ♪ I gotta get out, gotta get out,get aw ay ♪
1708 01:22:26 ♪ I gotta get away, get away, get away ♪
1709 01:22:29 - ♪ Get away ♪- Whoo!
1710 01:22:31 - ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪- ♪ Sunshine day ♪
1711 01:22:33 ♪ Everybody's laughing ♪
1712 01:22:35 ♪ Sunshine day ♪
1713 01:22:36 - ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪- ♪ Sunshine day ♪
1714 01:22:38 ♪ Everybody's laughing ♪
1715 01:22:40 - Let's go.- ♪ Sunshine day ♪
1716 01:22:43 ♪ Sunshine day...
1717 01:22:45 Let's go. Whoo!Katie!
1718 01:22:46 Oh, oh, honey, take the roastout of the oven in ten minutes.
1719 01:22:49 I gotta go kill this girl.
1720 01:22:50 Oh, love ya.
1721 01:22:53 See you at the Hollywood Theater, bitch.
1722 01:22:55 ♪ It's a sunshine day ♪
1723 01:23:01 Oh, shit.
1724 01:23:02 Hey, good to see you again, not a cop.
1725 01:23:05 - Ow.- Oh.
1726 01:23:07 Time to die.
1727 01:23:08 Oh!I love you.
1728 01:23:10 Holy fuck.
1729 01:23:17 Cops!
1730 01:23:19 Fuck.
1731 01:23:25 Yeah.
1732 01:23:27 No!
1733 01:23:29 Where do you think you're going,you little shit?
1734 01:23:36 You're a loser with no friends.
1735 01:23:38 What do you even need that money for?
1736 01:23:40 What are you going to do with the money,buy more white suits, you fucking diva?
1737 01:23:44 Fucking die.
1738 01:23:46 Oh, shit.
1739 01:23:49 Fuck off, mall cop.
1740 01:23:53 No.
1741 01:23:57 Oh, shit.
1742 01:24:04 Ah, fuck this.
1743 01:24:06 It's Turtle time, motherfuckers.
1744 01:24:08 On the half shell.
1745 01:24:10 ♪ On the half shell,they're the heroes four ♪
1746 01:24:11 ♪ In this day and age,who could ask for more? ♪
1747 01:24:14 ♪ The crime wave is highwith muggings mysterious ♪
1748 01:24:16 ♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪
1749 01:24:18 ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
1750 01:24:21 ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
1751 01:24:22 ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
1752 01:24:25 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E...- Oh!
1753 01:24:26 Turtle power!
1754 01:24:32 Stop being such a loserand let me kill you already.
1755 01:24:37 [screaming
1756 01:24:39 Fucking psycho! Ah!
1757 01:24:45 - A little help, please.- Ow!
1758 01:24:47 I'm on it.
1759 01:24:49 No, no!
1760 01:24:51 Finally.
1761 01:24:54 Where you going, Katie?
1762 01:24:57 Katie, run.
1763 01:25:02 My ticket, my jackpot.
1764 01:25:05 Well, I gave you one star on Airbnb.
1765 01:25:07 Now you'll never be a Superhost.
1766 01:25:09 Not cool.
1767 01:25:12 Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
1768 01:25:14 No, I'm going to enjoy this.
1769 01:25:17 Shit.
1770 01:25:22 You're fucking with my money, Noel.
1771 01:25:24 Bye!
1772 01:25:27 Owie, owie, owie, owie, I'm sorry.
1773 01:25:28 No.
1774 01:25:29 Wait. Remember all the good timeswe've had?
1775 01:25:32 Like when my roof leakedhuman shit on you?
1776 01:25:33 That was hilarious.
1777 01:25:35 Call your fucking mom back.
1778 01:25:38 God, I should've just stabbed you.
1779 01:25:59 Katie, four minutes. Climb!
1780 01:26:02 Oh, God.
1781 01:26:13 Let me take that off your hands,Van Damme.
1782 01:26:23 Looks like it's showtime, motherfucker.
1783 01:26:25 Uh, excuse me, can I borrow that?
1784 01:26:27 Maybe, can I...
1785 01:26:30 Yes. [laughs] Oh, shit.
1786 01:26:34 Huh. After this, there's an oboegoing right up your ass.
1787 01:27:10 Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again.
1788 01:27:12 What?
1789 01:27:13 Your watch keeps terrible time.
1790 01:27:15 Oh, let me reset it for you.
1791 01:27:20 Ouch.
1792 01:27:25 - You know what? Good to see you're okay.- Ow!
1793 01:27:27 Excuse me.
1794 01:27:34 Katie, two minutes!
1795 01:27:54 Whoa.
1796 01:28:07 I'm coming, Katie. No!
1797 01:28:14 Where do you think you're going,Katie Kim?
1798 01:28:17 Shit.
1799 01:28:25 Hey, Katie, girl.
1800 01:28:26 - Uh-huh, you're a horrible actress!- Go on, bitch.
1801 01:28:38 Katie, stay away from him!
1802 01:28:46 Oh. Ow.
1803 01:28:48 Where you going?
1804 01:28:57 You're doing a terrible jobof protecting me.
1805 01:29:00 I think I'm gonna have to let you go.
1806 01:29:03 Katie, 60 seconds!
1807 01:29:06 Shit.
1808 01:29:10 Keep going, Spaghetti Squares!
1809 01:29:20 I've got to say, Katie,
1810 01:29:22 two people of proud Asian heritagetrying to kill each other for money--
1811 01:29:26 very inspiring.
1812 01:29:31 Leave her alone, Louis!
1813 01:29:40 No!
1814 01:29:48 Oh, I'm sorry, Katie.
1815 01:29:49 Looks like you don't have what it takesto get out of this now.
1816 01:29:51 I do have one thing.
1817 01:29:53 What's that, your little lucky charm?
1818 01:29:55 Fast hands.
1819 01:29:57 Wait.
1820 01:29:58 Is that a grenade in your pocket,or are you just happy to see me?
1821 01:30:00 Fuck me.
1822 01:30:07 ♪ I can see the future ♪
1823 01:30:11 ♪ Painted in my eyes ♪
1824 01:30:14 ♪ Open up the door and ♪
1825 01:30:18 ♪ Fade into the light ♪
1826 01:30:21 ♪ Dive into a world I know ♪
1827 01:30:24 ♪ Take my hand and ♪
1828 01:30:27 ♪ Follow me into the sun ♪
1829 01:30:31 ♪ There's no end 'cause ♪
1830 01:30:34 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1831 01:30:38 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪
1832 01:30:41 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1833 01:30:45 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪
1834 01:30:48 ♪ Out of the shadows ♪
1835 01:30:51 ♪ And into the light ♪
1836 01:30:55 ♪ Bringing the unknown ♪
1837 01:30:58 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪Six! Five! Four! Three!
1838 01:31:01 Two! One!
1839 01:31:13 You're off the clock, boys.Your boss just blew up.
1840 01:31:16 Oh, sorry, sir.
1841 01:31:18 You did it!
1842 01:31:26 Ooh, you got a little bit of Louison you there.
1843 01:31:27 Yeah, I think his, like, toothflew in my mouth.
1844 01:31:30 Hey, um,
1845 01:31:32 I don't know if you were still expectingthat 30%.
1846 01:31:36 Come on. I'm a man of my word.Ten percent.
1847 01:31:39 But I'm not a woman of my word,
1848 01:31:42 so I hope you'll be happy with 50%.
1849 01:31:47 Just so you know,I was gonna double-cross you.
1850 01:31:49 I just ran out of time.
1851 01:31:50 No, you weren't.
1852 01:31:52 'Cause you really are a nice guy.
1853 01:31:55 And I trust you.
1854 01:32:00 Over here.
1855 01:32:01 I.D., please.
1856 01:32:03 Oh.
1857 01:32:04 Not my real height.
1858 01:32:06 Hey.
1859 01:32:07 You saved me.
1860 01:32:10 You saved me.
1861 01:32:11 The people with the sheet,they helped a lot.
1862 01:32:13 Yeah, they did. They helped.
1863 01:32:15 And, hey, just so you know,
1864 01:32:17 I think my mom would've really liked you.
1865 01:32:19 Katie!
1866 01:32:21 Hey. All right.
1867 01:32:24 Hey!
1868 01:32:26 Congratulations, Katie Kim.
1869 01:32:30 I'm Johnny Grand,and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet.
1870 01:32:36 All right, so what are you going to donow that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim?
1871 01:32:41 I'm gonna get the fuck outof Los Angeles.
1872 01:32:43 Ooh, watch the language.There's kids watching.
1873 01:32:45 Sorry, children.
1874 01:32:46 All right, right this wayfor an interview.
1875 01:32:48 I think I've had enough publicityfor today, but thank you.
1876 01:32:52 - No, the cameras--- No. No, wait, wait.
1877 01:32:54 If she doesn't want publicity,that's her right.
1878 01:32:56 - Hey, pal, it's live. It's live.- Give her space.
1879 01:32:58 Come back here,we'll give you the check.
1880 01:33:00 I thought all actorswanted publicity.
1881 01:33:02 I don't think I want to bean actor anymore.
1882 01:33:04 Yeah?
1883 01:33:05 It's like, what's the point?
1884 01:33:07 Fucking wrestlers and YouTubersare movie stars now.
1885 01:33:09 Yeah, I know, tell me about it.
1886 01:33:10 Sort of makes it feel likeanybody can do it, right?
1887 01:33:14 Hey, my last ten bucks.
1888 01:33:17 Yeah, yeah.
1889 01:33:18 You want to split a hot dog?
1890 01:33:20 Ooh, lengthways or widthways?
1891 01:33:21 What?
1892 01:33:23 I might have a concussion.
1893 01:33:26 It's always hard to tell with you.
1894 01:33:28 Ah, you, always with the quips. Quick.
1895 01:33:36 Oh.
1896 01:33:37 I got you, big guy.
1897 01:33:41 God, your hand is so big,it's like a whole-ass ham on my shoulder.
1898 01:33:46 Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket.
1899 01:33:48 What's the plan?
1900 01:33:50 Oh, I got a few ideas.
1901 01:34:00 ♪ When you're feeling sad and low ♪
1902 01:34:04 ♪ We will take you where you gotta go...
1903 01:34:06 Ready?
1904 01:34:07 Oh, shit.
1905 01:34:11 I'm sorry. Ooh.
1906 01:34:13 Oh, my...
1907 01:34:15 - ♪ Colors of the world ♪- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
1908 01:34:17 - ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
1909 01:34:19 - ♪ People of the world ♪- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
1910 01:34:21 ♪ Ah ♪
1911 01:34:22 ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
1912 01:34:24 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
1913 01:34:26 - ♪ Chicas to the front ♪- ♪ Ha ha ♪
1914 01:34:28 ♪ Go round ♪
1915 01:34:30 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪- ♪ If you're having a good time ♪
1916 01:34:32 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
1917 01:34:34 What? Everybody's eating pizzaout of trash cans.
1918 01:34:36 It-it's not gonna work.
1919 01:34:39 Mm, what is that?
1920 01:34:42 What's up?
1921 01:34:45 What the...?
1922 01:34:47 Oh, great.
1923 01:34:48 Hey! I'm being suedfor copyright infringement!
1924 01:34:52 Fucking...
1925 01:34:53 Eat fast, I guess.
1926 01:34:55 I told you this would happen.
1927 01:34:57 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪- ♪ If you're having a good time ♪
1928 01:34:58 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
1929 01:35:00 - ♪ Chicas to the front ♪- ♪ Ha ha ♪
1930 01:35:02 ♪ And go round ♪
1931 01:35:04 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪- ♪ If you're having a good time...
1932 01:35:07 It's really hard not to laughwhen just take the kick.
1933 01:35:10 She kicked high.
1934 01:35:12 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪- ♪ If you're having a good time...
1935 01:35:14 No. No, no, no, no.
1936 01:35:17 Whoa, I didn't know that was gonna happen.
1937 01:35:19 Don't look a gift mom in the mouth.
1938 01:35:22 As they say.
1939 01:35:23 Yeah, my mom's mouth is so disgusting.
1940 01:35:27 You ever notice that Los Angelesreally looks like Atlanta sometimes?
1941 01:35:30 That's weird.
1942 01:35:31 ♪ Hai, si ja! Hold tight! ♪
1943 01:35:35 I knew you wanted a superyacht.
1944 01:35:36 I did want a superyacht.
1945 01:35:38 Dude, of course you wanted a superyacht.Everyone wants a fucking superyacht.
1946 01:35:41 Greta Thunberg wants a fucking superyacht.
1947 01:35:45 Oh, cheers, bud.
1948 01:35:47 Mm.
1949 01:35:49 The money's changed us, hasn't it?
1950 01:35:51 Yeah.
1951 01:35:52 We're gigantic shitheads now.
1952 01:35:54 Hey, can I getmy dolphin sandwich?
1953 01:35:58 Mommy's mad. You know what Mommy doeswhen she's mad? She spanks.
1954 01:36:00 I'm not giving you a tip.
1955 01:36:02 Guess what. I won Best Spank in 2019.
1956 01:36:09 What you two perverts didto Laurel and Hardy keeps me up at night.
1957 01:36:13 What you two did to W.C. Fieldswas inhuman.
1958 01:36:17 You were banned.
1959 01:36:18 It took us weeks to clean up Tom Hanks.
1960 01:36:22 Hi. Uber for Katie?
1961 01:36:24 Comewith me if you don't want to die.
1962 01:36:26 That was pretty good, huh?
1963 01:36:27 Weshould get to the chopper.
1964 01:36:28 I'll slap the tattoosright off your skinny man tits.
1965 01:36:32 ♪ All I need is money, money ♪
1966 01:36:34 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪
1967 01:36:37 Fuck!
1968 01:36:38 - ♪ Get me some ♪- Thank you. Thank you. Ah.
1969 01:36:41 Oh, shit.
1970 01:36:43 How will I deejay?I-I can't push a button.
1971 01:36:47 How will I jerk off?
1972 01:36:50 All right, so what are you going to donow that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim?
1973 01:36:54 Well, I've been running for my lifefor the past ten hours,
1974 01:36:57 so I'll probably go homeand take a massive shit.
1975 01:36:59 Lovely.
1976 01:37:00 Hey, Candice.Um, my panic room got invaded,
1977 01:37:03 and I just don't feel safein there anymore.
1978 01:37:05 Is there a way we could build a panic room
1979 01:37:07 inside the panic roomthat I could panic in?
1980 01:37:10 Okay, great.
1981 01:37:11 Hey, also, I just sent you a picture.
1982 01:37:13 Um, could you buy me these darts?
1983 01:37:16 They're fucking awesome.
1984 01:37:18 Pinky Pooh Pooh.I love you.
1985 01:37:22 But I loveyour $3.6 billion more!
1986 01:37:24 This isn't the first time I've killedin this costume!
1987 01:37:27 And I never take it off'cause I'm a freak!
1988 01:37:29 Don't forget to tag uswhen you post the pic with the body.
1989 01:37:32 He's fucking huge. He would turnmy asshole into a sewer, so...
1990 01:37:35 Sewer hole. Sewage hole? Suet hole.
1991 01:37:38 What do you...what do you call those things?
1992 01:37:39 He'd turn my ass into a sewage hole.
1993 01:37:41 Sew... Into a sewer hole. Okay.
1994 01:37:42 You would turn my buttholeinto the Lincoln Tunnel, so...
1995 01:37:45 Lord have mercy on my butthole.
1996 01:37:47 We fucked right over on your signet there.
1997 01:37:50 That is not an oil stain in your driveway.
1998 01:37:54 I, um... You're a real...
1999 01:37:56 Just, it's actually just pee.
2000 01:37:57 - He is a championship male squirter.- Yep.
2001 01:37:59 And it goes... it's like splish-splash.It's, uh...
2002 01:38:02 Secret, it's just pee.
2003 01:38:04 I don't even know how that works.
2004 01:38:05 Yeah, guys, the, uh...
2005 01:38:07 It's from the back.
2006 01:38:10 Damn.
2007 01:38:12 This is so stupid.
2008 01:38:19 Did it hurt when you stuck the can up?
2009 01:38:23 You don't have to have shame here.I've done some crazy stuff.
2010 01:38:25 No, I have a very tight butthole.
2011 01:38:26 Okay, TMI.
2012 01:38:27 ♪ I feel sick and tiredof all your shit ♪
2013 01:38:30 ♪ I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it ♪
2014 01:38:33 ♪ I'm tired, I'm tired...
2015 01:38:35 Forehead and the tricep.
2016 01:38:36 I don't know how much a bigger steakwe can cut for you, boss.
2017 01:38:41 ♪ I really think so...
2018 01:38:43 Eat my box!
2019 01:38:46 No, fuck that shit.
2020 01:38:47 What-what flavor is it?
2021 01:38:48 It's, uh, pussy flavor.
2022 01:38:50 Oh, I'm good. I-I... I'm allergic.
2023 01:38:52 It started later in my life.
2024 01:38:54 Ooh, adult-onset pussy allergy.
2025 01:38:58 International Women's Day is very hard.
2026 01:39:00 Hey, break a leg at the audition.
2027 01:39:01 Bitch, you break a leg.
2028 01:39:03 - Wh...- Break your entire fucking body.
2029 01:39:05 No, it's not like... It's...
2030 01:39:06 - Thank you, I will.- Yeah.
2031 01:39:10 I'm sorry.
2032 01:39:13 I want to know if you're flexible.
2033 01:39:14 Are you flexible?
2034 01:39:15 - I can blow myself comfortably.- He can.
2035 01:39:18 And my dick isn't even that big.
2036 01:39:19 It's not.
2037 01:39:21 I look like someone's sketchy uncle
2038 01:39:23 who smokes in his studio apartmentand eats canned beans.
2039 01:39:26 What's up, bro?
2040 01:39:27 Let's go take a dump standing up
2041 01:39:29 and make more moneythan our female counterparts, am I right?
2042 01:39:32 This is a guy that takes a dumpstanding up.
2043 01:39:39 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
2044 01:39:41 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
2045 01:39:43 Oh, my God. That was really funny.
2046 01:39:46 I once played Tetrisfor about 65 hours straight.
2047 01:39:48 I speak fluent Dothraki.
2048 01:39:50 I don't know why I thoughtthat'd be useful.
2049 01:39:51 I sucked my thumb for way too long,
2050 01:39:53 and since my thumbsare three times normal size,
2051 01:39:55 my overbite was bananas.
2052 01:39:56 I believe that Honeycombis the best cereal.
2053 01:39:58 All other cereals are trash.
2054 01:39:59 Oh, I make my own socks.
2055 01:40:01 My calves are always burstingthrough the store-bought ones.
2056 01:40:04 I estimated that I've eaten about8,000 chickens in my life.
2057 01:40:07 Oh, and I believe in aliens,but I'm not a weirdo about it.
2058 01:40:10 I once broke my femur.
2059 01:40:11 Still finished my shift at Baskin-Robbins.
2060 01:40:13 31 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves.
2061 01:40:16 I nursed a baby squirrelback to life once.
2062 01:40:18 I fed it Muscle Milk in an eyedropper.
2063 01:40:21 It was jacked.
2064 01:40:23 You guys all named Riley? What?!
2065 01:40:29 If you're not going to Comic Con,
2066 01:40:31 why are you dressed likethe British robot from Star Wars?
2067 01:40:32 No, I'm not C-3PO.
2068 01:40:35 That's not his name.
2069 01:40:36 Yeah, yes, it's definitely C-3PO.
2070 01:40:39 No, it's definitely not'cause I'd remember that.
2071 01:40:41 Yeah, it's like Todd Beasley.
2072 01:40:43 'Ello. I'm Todd Beasley.
2073 01:40:46 You'll be malfunctioning in a day,you nearsighted scrap pile.
2074 01:40:49 Okay, so you remember that entire line,
2075 01:40:52 but you don't rememberthat his name was C-3PO?
2076 01:40:54 - That's not his name.- Not his name.
2077 01:40:56 Yeah, that's it.
2078 01:40:58 That's what it is.
2079 01:41:00 Bitches.
2080 01:41:01 Okay, sorry, wait, one more time.
2081 01:41:03 One more time.
2082 01:41:04 Can we throw our axes now, please?
2083 01:41:06 Yeah, duh.
2084 01:41:07 You just go like this.
2085 01:41:11 Ooh.
2086 01:41:12 Shit.
2087 01:41:13 And don't throw them at each other.
2088 01:41:15 ♪ Sometimes you gotta be a bitch...
2089 01:41:16 Goddamn it, I hate the fucking theater.
2090 01:41:20 In the back.
2091 01:41:21 - And one more, too.- What are you doing?
2092 01:41:23 I am fighting you.
2093 01:41:25 You ready for this Asian thunder, huh?Buckaroonie?
2094 01:41:27 You fight like Scrappy-Doo.
2095 01:41:28 You know when you fight someone,
2096 01:41:30 you gotta make contact with your handsand feet, right?
2097 01:41:32 Oh, I hit 'em with my hands and feet.
2098 01:41:33 I can hit 'em with my hands and feet.
2099 01:41:34 This... this...
2100 01:41:37 and I do the-- ooh!-- the subway stop.
2101 01:41:39 I do the shopping cart-- wow!-- into you.
2102 01:41:42 And then I do the...
2103 01:41:44 driving into the throat punch.
2104 01:41:47 Ear fold.
2105 01:41:49 Five years of stage fighting school
2106 01:41:50 where I was number two, in a class of two,but... I prevailed.
2107 01:41:58 Okay. The w... The wig's off.
2108 01:42:00 I love your perfume, by the way.
2109 01:42:02 What is that?
2110 01:42:03 B.O. and other people's blood, probably.
2111 01:42:06 Lady Speed Stickand three hours of terror sweat.
2112 01:42:08 It's Bullets. By Machine Gun Kelly.
2113 01:42:10 It's his line.
2114 01:42:12 No, wait, I remember now.
2115 01:42:14 It was Colonel Mustard in the observatorywith the rope.
2116 01:42:17 Oh, man, I think you stepped in dog shit.
2117 01:42:19 I no think good no more.
2118 01:42:22 See what happens when you kick somebodyin the face?
2119 01:42:24 Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again.
2120 01:42:26 Your watch is a piece of shit.
2121 01:42:28 Lunchtime.
2122 01:42:32 Mm-mm. It's punch time.
2123 01:42:37 You broke my favorite mop!
2124 01:42:39 Mop this, asshole.
2125 01:42:42 I loved that mop.
2126 01:42:43 Oh, Mae West camel toe.
2127 01:42:47 W.C. Fields' penis.
2128 01:42:50 Oh, the horror.
2129 01:42:51 Oh, you...
2130 01:42:55 ♪ Well, I think so, think so, think so...
2131 01:42:57 Oh, my God.
2132 01:43:00 We're gonna be so rich.
2133 01:43:02 ♪ Think so! ♪
2134 01:43:08 Hey there, friends,it's your old pal Johnny Grand here
2135 01:43:11 to let you know that the Grand Lotteryis coming to your town
2136 01:43:14 with our biggest jackpot yet.
2137 01:43:17 We got exciting new rules...
2138 01:43:20 ...and some fun new tools, so be sureto get your tickets for the next drawing.
2139 01:43:32 It's gonna be a whole lotto fun.
2140 01:43:37 I guarantee it.
