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1 00:00:25 Listen, Bailey.
2 00:00:27 We've been friends for a long time.
3 00:00:30 Since we were kids.
4 00:00:32 But I'm in high school now,and there's something I need to tell you.
5 00:00:36 And before you say anything,please just... hear me out.
6 00:00:42 I like you.I've liked you for a long time.
7 00:00:45 I don't know if you feel the same,but I don't wanna dance around anymore.
8 00:00:59 That was nice. You're good at this.
9 00:01:01 I am too?
10 00:01:02 Thanks.Guess it just comes nat--
11 00:01:05 Ow!
12 00:01:08 Don't you knock?
13 00:01:11 - What the fuck are you doing?- Nothing. I was popping a zit! Get out!
14 00:01:14 Oh. For a second there, I thoughtyou might have been fucking the door.
15 00:01:18 Can you leave?
16 00:01:19 Mom wanted me to make sure you're up.Clearly, you are.
17 00:01:22 Get out!
18 00:01:25 High school's gonna murder you.
19 00:01:33 Benj! Breakfast!
20 00:01:37 Alyssa, will you put that away?
21 00:01:39 The whole point of getting the nose jobwas so you fixate on it less than before.
22 00:01:42 It's called confidence.
23 00:01:44 You're so confident,you changed your face.
24 00:01:46 I just didn't identify with my birth nose,
25 00:01:48 and I had the courageto activate my true self, so...
26 00:01:51 Yeah. Wow. It's very brave.
27 00:01:53 Yeah. Then your girlfriend dumped youfor Joni Hudson.
28 00:01:55 Do not speak that whore's namein my presence.
29 00:01:58 Okay! Let's all just takea big, deep breath.
30 00:02:01 Good morning. Eat up.
31 00:02:05 Yeah, I'm good.
32 00:02:06 - One blueberry does not make a meal.- Bailey and I are getting smoothies.
33 00:02:10 - Bailey's coming over?-"Bailey's coming over"?
34 00:02:12 Yeah, in about 30 seconds.
35 00:02:13 Try not to blast her through the wallwith a fire hose of come.
36 00:02:16 Jesus! Alyssa, gross.Can you not be disgusting, please?
37 00:02:20 Good morning!
38 00:02:30 Sup, Bailey?
39 00:02:31 Hey, Benji boy.
40 00:02:33 Morning.Happy first day of school.
41 00:02:35 I don't understandwhy I can't drive to school with you guys.
42 00:02:37 - We have first period free.- Yeah, and your whole vibe sucks.
43 00:02:40 Don't listen.Your carpool will have a great time.
44 00:02:43 He gonna bring you homeafter musical theater?
45 00:02:45 I... I'm not doing that anymore. It's lame.
46 00:02:47 What? Lame! What? No! You're so talented!You can't give that up!
47 00:02:52 Remember when you dressed upas Stevie Wonder, and he'd sing for us?
48 00:02:55 I was ten. That was a million years ago.
49 00:02:57 Aw, I remember. He was so good.
50 00:02:59 Good? He was amazing!
51 00:03:00 Wait, who's your carpool?
52 00:03:03 Some seniorthat the school assigned to me.
53 00:03:05 Adam Rubens or something?
54 00:03:08 - No?Ruby?
55 00:03:10 What? Is he really cool?
56 00:03:11 No, he's, like, the worst personin the entire school.
57 00:03:14 Seriously?
58 00:03:15 The kid's terrible.
59 00:03:16 Okay. Well, you knowwhat that sounds like to me?
60 00:03:18 Sounds like you could both use a friend.How serendipitous!
61 00:03:22 Come on, Bailey. Let's go.
62 00:03:23 Have a great day at school. I love you!
63 00:03:26 See you at school.Love you too, Mom.
64 00:03:28 What? No goodbye?
65 00:03:32 - I love you.Love you too.
66 00:03:33 - Have the best day. Okay?- Mm-hmm.
67 00:03:35 The coolest thing you can dois be yourself. Trust me.
68 00:03:38 Go up to some kid,look him right in the eye and say,
69 00:03:41 "Hey, my name is Benj,and I wanna be your pal.
70 00:03:44 - Okay?- Yeah.
71 00:03:46 The eye contact does it.That's confidence.
72 00:03:48 - I love you so much.- Yep. Love you too.
73 00:03:50 - Please release me. Thank you.- Okay.
74 00:03:51 Have so much fun with your carpool.Wear your seatbelt.
75 00:03:54 This day is for you! You make it yours!
76 00:04:03 Where the hell is this guy?
77 00:04:16 - Hey! I'm Benj.- Hurry up. We're late.
78 00:04:19 ♪ I could turn you to crumblesThis is... ♪
79 00:04:22 ♪ ...wanna hear your mumbles ♪
80 00:04:24 ♪ I got a master planIt don't include you ♪
81 00:04:26 ♪ I'm from a foreign landSomewhere unusual... ♪
82 00:04:29 Hold this.
83 00:04:32 And don't eat it.
84 00:04:33 I'm not gonna eat it.
85 00:04:34 Fucking right you're not.I'm not your fucking lunch car, bro.
86 00:04:46 Are you okay, man?
87 00:04:48 - Adam? Hello?
88 00:04:52 Light's green.Dude, wake up. The light's green.
89 00:04:55 Fucking idiot!
90 00:04:57 - Ruby!
91 00:04:59 - Gimme that.
92 00:05:02 - Did you take a bite of this?- No.
93 00:05:11 Freshmen sit in the front?Who the fuck made that rule?
94 00:05:14 Please let it go. I already got the runs.
95 00:05:18 Dude.
96 00:05:20 - Don't tell me that's a lunch box.- What's wrong with my lunch box?
97 00:05:23 You trying to get us killed?Get rid of it.
98 00:05:25 Hold on! Let's see what we got.
99 00:05:28 You know my mom went all out on day one.
100 00:05:31 What the...
101 00:05:34 He ate my sandwich!
102 00:05:36 Who?
103 00:05:37 Dennis! Her stupid-ass boyfriend!
104 00:05:40 Your mom's still with that scumbag?
105 00:05:41 Yes, and he's ruining my life.
106 00:05:44 The other night, he woke me upto ask if he could borrow a condom.
107 00:05:47 Man, you put up with that shit?
108 00:05:49 What am I supposed to do?
109 00:05:50 I don't know! Slap him.Ass his toothbrush. Just do something.
110 00:05:54 No. Sometimes,the best thing to do is nothing.
111 00:05:57 When you get attacked by an animal,you play dead.
112 00:06:01 I'm not wired that way.
113 00:06:02 When someone disrespects me,I show him where the line is.
114 00:06:10 Gang gang, y'all!Happy first day of school.
115 00:06:13 The sun's shining, the birds are chirping,and your boy Koosh has a breaking--
116 00:06:17 The fuck you just say?
117 00:06:19 - I--- You're not Koosh. That's my name.
118 00:06:22 But we're both Koushanis though.Can't we share it?
119 00:06:25 Bro, you wanna rep the Koosh brand,you gotta live up to it.
120 00:06:30 Until then, I hear anyone call you Koosh,I'mma throttle you.
121 00:06:33 Okay.
122 00:06:35 Jeez.
123 00:06:37 Can I ask... what the brand is?
124 00:06:43 Fucking legendary king shit, dog.
125 00:06:45 Sick. How'd you get that started?
126 00:06:48 I ripped a senior's ear offbefore the first bell rang.
127 00:06:50 Jesus! Can't you just tell peopleI'm your cool younger bro?
128 00:06:54 Nah, homey. You gotta forge your own path.
129 00:06:58 I'm trying to build your character.
130 00:07:00 Oh.
131 00:07:02 Thanks.
132 00:07:04 But figure that shit out fast.Like, this week, all right?
133 00:07:08 Before everyone realizeswhat a bitch you are.
134 00:07:20 Out.
135 00:07:23 Are we not driving in?
136 00:07:24 I am. Not with somebitch-ass freshman in the car.
137 00:07:27 I'm only doing thisto get out of detention.
138 00:07:30 Let's go! I'm late!
139 00:07:36 Nice kid.
140 00:07:46 Move, pussies!- What the fuck, man?
141 00:07:50 I have a bad feeling about this.
142 00:07:52 Gentlemen!Ready for the best year of our lives?
143 00:07:55 It was almost the last year of our lives.You fuckin' see that shit?
144 00:07:58 Ancient history. Once that bell rings,we're in high school.
145 00:08:01 - Know what that means?- New teachers?
146 00:08:02 - Pressure from our parents to succeed?- Pubes?
147 00:08:05 No, it means we have a fresh start.Anything is possible.
148 00:08:09 Here comes Koosh.
149 00:08:21 - Do we still have to hang out with him?- He's our friend.
150 00:08:24 He's an asshole.
151 00:08:25 Well, well. If it isn't the dickand his two weird little balls.
152 00:08:28 - Hey, Koosh.Hello, Koosh.
153 00:08:30 - Don't forget. I'm serious.
154 00:08:34 You can't call me Koosh anymore.
155 00:08:35 My brother says I haven't earned the name.He'll pound me every time he hears it.
156 00:08:39 - What are we supposed to call you?- My real name, I guess.
157 00:08:41 Dangah?
158 00:08:42 It's Danah, ass.
159 00:08:47 Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fuckos.
160 00:08:49 You'll be chugging my hogwhen you hear what I have in store.
161 00:08:51 My parents aregoing out of town this weekend,
162 00:08:53 and yours trulyis throwing a massive rager.
163 00:08:56 Five kegs. Sick-ass DJ.
164 00:08:58 Insane dong-to-puss ratio.Shit's gonna be fucking lit!
165 00:09:01 How are you gonna pull that off?We're your only friends.
166 00:09:04 My brother's helping.
167 00:09:05 Oh, so Kayvon is throwing a party.
168 00:09:08 We... we both are.
169 00:09:09 That sounds terrifying.Are freshmen even allowed?
170 00:09:12 Fuck no! But I'm VIP,and you clits are my three plus-ones.
171 00:09:16 That's plus-three, you fucking idiot.
172 00:09:18 Two and a halfif we count your shrimpy ass.
173 00:09:21 - Fuck you, man!- Hey!
174 00:09:22 It's perfect.That's where I'll make my move on Bailey.
175 00:09:26 Ah, man. What happened to starting fresh?
176 00:09:28 Yeah, Bailey's great,but she's a sophomore, man.
177 00:09:30 It's never gonna happen.
178 00:09:32 Something happened this summer,and I think I got a real shot.
179 00:09:37 One night, I couldn't sleep,so I went downstairs to make a snack.
180 00:09:41 Hi there.
181 00:09:42 You fucked her?
182 00:09:43 What? No! Wanna hear the story or not?
183 00:09:45 Sorry. I just... I just gota little excited. Okay? Go on.
184 00:09:49 Okay, I was pretty surprised,but I played it cool.
185 00:09:54 Bailey, hey. What are you doing up?
186 00:09:56 Your sister snores like a Saint Bernard.She should really sue her plastic surgeon.
187 00:10:01 Totally.
188 00:10:02 You know, I... I... I love dogs.
189 00:10:10 You mind if I hang out?
190 00:10:13 It's your house.
191 00:10:17 So we start talking,and it's going great.
192 00:10:20 I mean, the conversation's flowing.We're giggling and shit.
193 00:10:23 I don't even know what I said,but I was in the zone.
194 00:10:27 You know, I don't completely hatehanging out with you.
195 00:10:30 Wow. That's... Thank you.
196 00:10:33 Let's not make a public display of it.Don't talk to me at school.
197 00:10:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't. For sure.
198 00:10:38 I'm fucking with you.
199 00:10:40 You can talk to me.We'll grab a beer sometime.
200 00:10:43 We were firing on all cylinders.
201 00:10:47 But then...
202 00:10:51 - Ooh-hoo!
203 00:10:53 - Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.- Damn!
204 00:10:55 This is where the story should've started!
205 00:10:57 All right, what happened next?Did you make a move? You touch it?
206 00:11:02 - I froze up.- And she never noticed?
207 00:11:04 She did eventually.
208 00:11:08 Has my boob been out this whole time?
209 00:11:11 Whose boob?
210 00:11:12 My boob.
211 00:11:15 - Sorry. Repeat the question?- What the fuck? Why didn't you say?
212 00:11:17 I'm sorry. I just didn't wantthe conversation to end.
213 00:11:21 Nice recovery. Then what happened?
214 00:11:24 Well, nothing. She went to bed.
215 00:11:28 That's it? You're kidding me, right?
216 00:11:31 Aight, wait. I'm confused.
217 00:11:33 How does that storymake you think you have a chance?
218 00:11:35 You had to be there.
219 00:11:38 For the first time,she saw me as a man. An adult man.
220 00:11:42 One to ten me on her nipple.
221 00:11:44 Twelve.
222 00:11:46 - Oh yeah!
223 00:11:49 ♪ When you see meBetter call me the king ♪
224 00:11:51 ♪ Address me "Your Highness" please ♪
225 00:11:53 ♪ I am king ♪
226 00:11:54 ♪ When you see meBow down and kiss the ring... ♪
227 00:11:57 Holy shit! Peek this one.
228 00:12:00 Hey, you! Little man.- Me?
229 00:12:02 Bro, how old are you?
230 00:12:04 I... I... I'm 15.
231 00:12:05 Fuck off! Months or years?
232 00:12:07 Bro, you are crazy-looking.
233 00:12:10 Your name is "Fetus" now.
234 00:12:11 Oh, uh, I don't... I don't know about that.
235 00:12:14 I do. Later, Fetus.
236 00:12:20 Mamma mia! That one looks like a meatball.
237 00:12:22 Holy shit. You! You! Get over here.
238 00:12:24 Fuck! Game over.I'm Fetus for the next four years.
239 00:12:28 I'm the oldest person in our grade,and I look like fucking Thumbelina.
240 00:12:32 - To be fair, she was adorable.- Whoa!
241 00:12:34 ♪ Hey, welcome to your destination ♪
242 00:12:37 ♪ Temperature has got you blazin' ♪
243 00:12:39 ♪ And it's so exhilarating... ♪
244 00:12:40 What the fuck is that?
245 00:12:41 That's Katrina Aurienna.Dopest chick in school.
246 00:12:45 Half a million followers.
247 00:12:46 Max Solen's brother cheated on her.
248 00:12:48 She iced him out so bad,he had to transfer schools.
249 00:12:51 - ♪ You want me... ♪Mm-mm.
250 00:12:52 - I'm not ready for something like that.I am.
251 00:12:55 She'll be at my party.
252 00:12:56 Your brother's party.
253 00:12:58 - Fuck off, Eddie. It's mine too.
254 00:13:00 Okay. I'll see you later.I'm going to class.
255 00:13:08 Planko! My brother from another mother.
256 00:13:13 It's Studebaker.
257 00:13:14 Yeah, listen.Last time, you said it was late notice.
258 00:13:17 So this time,I'm getting in front of that bitch.
259 00:13:19 Friday night, my place,poker with the boys. Are you in?
260 00:13:23 Fuck.
261 00:13:24 I can pivot, bro. Saturday night.
262 00:13:26 Let's do it Saturday night.Problem solved.
263 00:13:29 I--
264 00:13:32 Yeah, look, man,I'm gonna level with you, okay?
265 00:13:34 Allie and I, we... we broke up.
266 00:13:36 No, it's okay, don't apologize.It's all good, you know?
267 00:13:39 Better, actually. It's gonna be better.All right, uh, be good, okay?
268 00:13:44 Talk soon. All right, brother. Later.
269 00:13:54 Muldoon! Your wifestill got you by the balls?
270 00:13:59 I'm sorry, buddy.I thought she was in remission.
271 00:14:07 All right, people, let's get after it.
272 00:14:10 I'm Mr. Studebaker.Welcome to Intro to Chem.
273 00:14:13 Chem, short for chemistry.Intro, short for introduction.
274 00:14:17 If I've lost you already,well, then you're fucked.
275 00:14:21 My dude.
276 00:14:23 Tell me your name.
277 00:14:25 - Benj.- Benj? With a J?
278 00:14:27 All right, well, hit the J, bro.Let 'em know.
279 00:14:29 Can you tell me what the chemical formulafor water is, Benj?
280 00:14:33 H2O.
281 00:14:34 Whoa!
282 00:14:35 Genius alert!
283 00:14:37 Can anybody tell me what would happen
284 00:14:40 if I took some of this H2O
285 00:14:43 and mixed it with hydrogen peroxideand some garden-variety dish soap?
286 00:14:48 Anybody? No?
287 00:14:50 I guess we're just gonna have to find out.
288 00:14:52 Look out!
289 00:14:57 Huh. That's weird.
290 00:14:59 Why don't we add a little potassium iodidejust to see what happens?
291 00:15:06 Sick!Whoa!
292 00:15:07 All right. Listen,all I ask is that you be on time,
293 00:15:11 be engaged,
294 00:15:13 and if the entire classcan maintain a B average,
295 00:15:16 I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb.
296 00:15:19 I'm kidding. But I will teach youhow to make a Drano bomb.
297 00:15:23 That way, you can blow up mailboxesand, you know, shit like that.
298 00:15:31 ♪ Yeah, I'm feeling like a ghostWhen we pull up in the Phantom ♪
299 00:15:35 ♪ Yeah, we killin' it, killin' it, whoa ♪
300 00:15:40 Are we making a stop?
301 00:15:42 Uh, I gotta do somethin'.
302 00:15:45 Dope.
303 00:15:48 I just have a lot of homework to do, so...
304 00:15:49 Well, the sooner you shut up,
305 00:15:51 the sooner you'll getto your precious homework.
306 00:15:53 I don't see how that makes sense.
307 00:15:57 - Just shut up.- Okay.
308 00:16:01 What's that?
309 00:16:02 Vitamin D. Selling it.
310 00:16:04 Can't you buy that at, like, Whole Foods?
311 00:16:06 Well, you could, but I tell peopleit's ecstasy, dummy. Let's roll.
312 00:16:10 What? No! I'm not going. That's illegal.
313 00:16:12 And that's okay,but I have a lot of homework to do--
314 00:16:15 Bro, shut up about homework, okay?
315 00:16:18 I could not give less of a fuckabout homework. You know this.
316 00:16:21 We're a carpool, dog.
317 00:16:22 I'm not trying to be difficult.I don't know if I can do this.
318 00:16:27 Just calm down, okay? All right?
319 00:16:30 - Just breathe. Everything will be fine.- Okay.
320 00:16:32 Are you calm?
321 00:16:35 - Yeah.- Good. Check this out.
322 00:16:37 What the fuck is that?
323 00:16:39 Freaking cattle prod, bro! Amazon Prime!
324 00:16:42 Anything goes wrong,I'mma light these fuckers up.
325 00:16:45 Let's go.
326 00:16:46 No, I'm not going.
327 00:16:50 All right. Listen, kid.
328 00:16:52 Here's what's gonna happen.
329 00:16:54 I'm gonna count to three.
330 00:16:55 If you're not out of this carby that time,
331 00:16:58 I will zap you so hard,you shit lightning.
332 00:17:01 - One...
333 00:17:04 ♪ Sometimes simple thingsThat make it hard ♪
334 00:17:06 ♪ Spoiled baby tees with credit cards ♪
335 00:17:09 ♪ Overtime always on my mind... ♪
336 00:17:12 Where do these guys go to school?- Don't even think they go.
337 00:17:15 Let's just make it quick. All right?
338 00:17:16 Yeah, no shit.You think I wanna be here all day?
339 00:17:21 Yo.
340 00:17:24 You got the shit?
341 00:17:25 Ask and you shall receive.Where should we do this?
342 00:17:28 Right here is chill. Someone set a screen.
343 00:17:30 Set a screen.
344 00:17:36 Dude! Look natural!
345 00:17:41 All right. Thirty a pill.Ten pills, 300 bucks.
346 00:17:44 That's kind of steep, no?
347 00:17:46 Yeah. Well, you pay for quality.Little man here is the chef.
348 00:17:49 Only uses the freshest ingredients.
349 00:17:51 Word? Shit's clean?
350 00:17:53 Uh... yeah.
351 00:17:56 Farm fresh.
352 00:17:59 Dope.
353 00:18:02 Gotta test 'em real quick.
354 00:18:05 Gotta watch out for that fentanyl.
355 00:18:08 Fucking epidemic, bruh.That shit took my cousin.
356 00:18:11 Christina?Yeah, man.
357 00:18:12 Man, she was thick.What?
358 00:18:20 Yo, chill, chill. Cops.
359 00:18:23 Fucking pigs.
360 00:18:25 Yeah, fuck 12, yo.
361 00:18:27 Yeah, totally.
362 00:18:28 We should, like, defund their asses
363 00:18:30 or at least, like,reallocate some budget or something.
364 00:18:37 All right, fuck it. We good.If shit's dank, we'll hit you up for more.
365 00:18:44 Ha-ha!
366 00:18:46 Homework time!
367 00:18:53 ♪ Yeah, I'm free as I've ever been ♪
368 00:18:56 ♪ Yeah, I think you... ♪
369 00:18:58 Thank you, Janet.Looking brighter since the divorce.
370 00:19:01 Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
371 00:19:03 Yo, Dom, I saw you followed me on Spotify.
372 00:19:06 Keep an eye out for my next playlist.Huh? It's gonna be hot.
373 00:19:09 Yo, Studes,you coming to Koosh's party tonight?
374 00:19:11 Why? So I can watch youget embarrassed in flip cup, Gurman?
375 00:19:14 Seriously. You should come.Everyone would be so stoked to see you.
376 00:19:18 Tell you what. Put me downas a never gonna happen.
377 00:19:20 Be safe. Okay?
378 00:19:22 Gino, where were you at lab today, my man?
379 00:19:25 Just kidding. Sure you had a good excuse.
380 00:19:27 Oh, Becca! Short hair, don't care!
381 00:19:30 What you looking at?Nicole's Instagram.
382 00:19:32 I can't believe she dumped mefor this basic bitch.
383 00:19:34 She's actually pretty nice.
384 00:19:36 Sorry. Didn't realizeyou guys were scissor sisters.
385 00:19:38 I'm just saying. I mean--
386 00:19:40 Be honest.Is everyone talking about my nose?
387 00:19:42 Um... no one's said anything to me.
388 00:19:45 They've definitely noticed.I can feel the attention.
389 00:19:47 Damn, Alyssa! You're looking good.
390 00:19:50 - Don't look at me.- Hear about my party tonight?
391 00:19:53 I heard about your brother's party.
392 00:19:55 It's both of ours.
393 00:19:56 Hey, why don't you take my Snapin case you have any trouble at the door?
394 00:20:00 I feel I'm done with this conversation.
395 00:20:02 Seriously, you should come. It'd be coolto hang since we're all in high school.
396 00:20:06 Yeah, maybe.
397 00:20:08 Right on. Right on. Very nice.
398 00:20:13 Oh my God! Get lost, or I'll tell Baileyyou don't have pubes.
399 00:20:16 - I have pubes!- Gross.
400 00:20:19 Anyway, hope to see you later.
401 00:20:27 Dude, you crushed that.
402 00:20:29 - You think?- Definitely! She wants you.
403 00:20:32 I am feeling really good about this party.
404 00:20:34 It has all the ingredientsof a classic meet-cute.
405 00:20:37 - What the fuck's a meet-cute?- A movie thing.
406 00:20:39 When fate brings people togetherin a charming and romantic way.
407 00:20:42 - Bailey's met you.- She hasn't met the new me.
408 00:20:45 All that singing and nerd shitI was into is history.
409 00:20:47 Dude, everyone's talking about this party.I heard there might be a fight.
410 00:20:51 - I heard that too.- This is the first I'm hearing of a fight.
411 00:20:54 Gonna be tons of fights.My brother's taping his hands.
412 00:20:57 - What for?- So he can punch harder?
413 00:20:59 And longer.
414 00:21:00 That's it. I'm out.
415 00:21:02 - What are you talking about?- I'm talking about I'm not going.
416 00:21:06 There's gonna be people fighting,fucking, and all sorts of crazy shit.
417 00:21:09 It's too risky, and I can't do it.I won't do it.
418 00:21:12 Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man.
419 00:21:15 I'm at a critical tipping pointwith this "Fetus" thing,
420 00:21:17 and I think I should lay lowuntil this all blows over.
421 00:21:20 What up, Fetus?
422 00:21:21 Hey, fellas!
423 00:21:23 Fuck!
424 00:21:23 What the fuck, guys? You can't bail.
425 00:21:25 He's right.We're the only freshmen invited.
426 00:21:28 That type of publicitycould carry us through the year.
427 00:21:31 Maybe through high school.
428 00:21:32 Who you are in high schoolis basically who you'll be forever.
429 00:21:35 We have one chanceto make a first impression,
430 00:21:38 and tomorrow night is it.
431 00:21:39 You're gonna lose that shitty nickname.You're gonna stop being scared.
432 00:21:43 And you're gonna earnyour brother's respect.
433 00:21:45 This isn't just a party.This is our future.
434 00:21:48 - Do I have to get drunk on alcohol?- Yes.
435 00:21:51 You don't have to do anythingyou don't want to.
436 00:21:55 All right. Fine, man, but if anyonecalls me fucking Fetus, I'm walking.
437 00:22:01 Chill out, Fetus.
438 00:22:04 Hey, guys, it's your boy Koosh here.Just wanted to give you a quick update.
439 00:22:07 Just wrapped week one of high school,and not gonna lie, it was tough.
440 00:22:12 Luckily, I have the weekendto catch up on sleep,
441 00:22:14 get a head start on homework.
442 00:22:16 And psych! Shit's going down tonight!
443 00:22:18 Casa de Koosh. Fuck school. Fuck college.
444 00:22:21 We're all about getting litand making money!
445 00:22:24 Come one, come all.
446 00:22:25 Black. White. Asian. Trans.
447 00:22:27 We love all people.
448 00:22:28 Unless you're ugly,then keep your bum-ass the fuck home.
449 00:22:32 Peace!
450 00:22:34 Are you sure we're not too early?Nah.
451 00:22:36 Koosh said come for the VIP pregame.
452 00:22:39 Hello?
453 00:22:40 Hey, Koosh.
454 00:22:41 Ow!
455 00:22:43 Sorry,
456 00:22:45 Danah.
457 00:22:45 Come around the side.
458 00:22:48 ♪ Body on my ♪
459 00:22:50 ♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
460 00:22:52 ♪ Body on my ♪
461 00:22:54 ♪ Grindin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
462 00:22:56 ♪ Body on my ♪
463 00:22:58 ♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
464 00:23:00 ♪ Body on my... ♪
465 00:23:01 Hey, guys.
466 00:23:02 Damn. Katrina Aurienna is here?
467 00:23:04 Jesus! She's like a wild animal.
468 00:23:07 Whoo!
469 00:23:08 Bad news, guys.
470 00:23:09 Kayvon says I can only have one plus-one.
471 00:23:13 You're kidding me, right?
472 00:23:14 He says the party's gonna haveenough pussy without... you pussies.
473 00:23:18 Is it done?
474 00:23:19 I'm doing it.
475 00:23:22 Sorry, guys. My bad.
476 00:23:23 Your bad? All week,it's been "my party, my party."
477 00:23:27 You can't even getthree fuckin' plus-ones.
478 00:23:29 Oh fuck! Now I'm doing it.
479 00:23:31 Guys, I don't mean to be dramatic,but if I don't get with Bailey tonight,
480 00:23:36 I'll kill myself.
481 00:23:37 Hey, hey, come on.
482 00:23:38 I need this. This might bemy only chance. I'll do anything.
483 00:23:42 It's yours. Honestly, I'm relieved.
484 00:23:44 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. Connor?
485 00:23:47 What?
486 00:23:48 Benj here says he'll do anything.Care to best that offer?
487 00:23:52 Go fuck yourself.
488 00:23:54 I hope someone drowns in the pooland they sue your family.
489 00:23:57 Let's go, Eddie.
490 00:23:58 Later, guys. Good luck.
491 00:24:01 Hey.
492 00:24:02 I'm glad it's you.
493 00:24:05 Wanna see something cool?
494 00:24:07 - Sure.- Come on.
495 00:24:15 What is this?
496 00:24:16 Know how Kayvon's pushing meto realize my full potential?
497 00:24:19 - He abuses you.- It's all love.
498 00:24:20 I just need to do something legendaryfor him to respect me.
499 00:24:23 So I'm gonna hook up with a senior.
500 00:24:26 No, you're not.
501 00:24:27 Oh, but I am.
502 00:24:29 See, your meet-cute idea inspired me,
503 00:24:32 but the only problem isit leaves too much up to fate.
504 00:24:35 I don't love where this is going.
505 00:24:36 Think about it.Guys always scheme to get girls in movies.
506 00:24:39 Spy on them or dress up like chicksto steal their secrets.
507 00:24:42 I saw, like, six different movies
508 00:24:44 where a guy convinces a girl with amnesiashe's his wife.
509 00:24:47 Whatever. Explain this.
510 00:24:50 Ah. That's how I remove fatefrom the equation.
511 00:24:53 From here, I can zero in on a hot senior,pierce her with Cupid's arrow,
512 00:24:57 and convince her to hook up with me.
513 00:25:00 That sounds... very creepy.
514 00:25:03 Creepy? It's the same thingyou're doing, only better.
515 00:25:06 - My thing with Bailey isn't the same.- How is this different?
516 00:25:09 Bailey's my soulmate.You don't even know your girl yet.
517 00:25:12 Oh, I suppose it'd be betterif I stalked her for years?
518 00:25:15 I don't stalk her. I love her.
519 00:25:17 - Such a fine line, isn't it?- I'm outta here. I'm going to the party.
520 00:25:20 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
521 00:25:22 You only getone chance to make an entrance,
522 00:25:24 and you wanna waste itwhile there's barely anyone here?
523 00:25:30 Fine.
524 00:25:32 - But I do not support this.- I can live with that.
525 00:25:35 - Say cheese.
526 00:25:39 This is such fucking bullshit.
527 00:25:42 We should just call the copsand get that shit shut down.
528 00:25:46 Why are you so mad? A few hours ago,you didn't even wanna go.
529 00:25:49 Yeah, but I decide.They don't tell me I can't go.
530 00:25:52 That's my decision.
531 00:25:54 Let's get wild tonight.
532 00:25:55 Get wild?
533 00:25:56 You know what I mean.Let's, uh, smoke cigarettes.
534 00:26:00 - I have allergies.- Let's just do something.
535 00:26:02 We are! We're gonna play some Halo,crush some motherfucking meatloaf.
536 00:26:06 Shit's gonna be lit.
537 00:26:07 Oh-ho-ho-ho! There are my guys, huh?
538 00:26:10 Yeah, staring down the barrelof another wild night, I see.
539 00:26:14 - Can I help you, Dennis?I doubt it.
540 00:26:16 I'm waiting for your mom to get ready.It's her birthday.
541 00:26:19 I wanna do something special to her.
542 00:26:21 Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
543 00:26:23 Obviously, you're not doing gangbustersin the real world, right, which is fine.
544 00:26:27 But you're at least getting some actionin the metaverse, right?
545 00:26:30 - That's not how it--- Wait, hold that thought.
546 00:26:34 - Yo.- [man] What up, D-bag?
547 00:26:35 Oh, my man!
548 00:26:38 Ah.
549 00:26:39 No, I c... No, I can't do that tonight.
550 00:26:41 What?!- Taking my lady out for her birthday.
551 00:26:45 Yeah, the one with the kid. Mm-hmm.
552 00:26:49 Trust me. He doesn't have that in him.
553 00:26:51 Awesome. Call me tomorrow.I wanna hear about that. Peace.
554 00:26:55 What a fucking douchebag.Hi, boys!
555 00:26:59 Oh!- Hey, Mama. Looking good!
556 00:27:01 - Looking very good, my queen.
557 00:27:05 - Hey, Ms. Young, happy birth--- Wait, wait, wait.
558 00:27:09 - Okay.
559 00:27:10 - Happy birthday.Thank you, Connor.
560 00:27:12 Any big plans?
561 00:27:14 - Dennis is taking me out to dinner.- Nobu.
562 00:27:16 - Then we're getting a hotel for the night.- Four Seasons.
563 00:27:19 This guy gets it.
564 00:27:23 We should go. The Uber is here.
565 00:27:25 Dinner's in the oven.Call if you need us, and be careful.
566 00:27:28 And make sure you blow on the foodbefore you bite into it.
567 00:27:31 I don't want youto burn your little tonguesies.
568 00:27:33 Okay! Okay, good night, boys.
569 00:27:35 Yeah, good night, boys.
570 00:27:37 Dennis, behave!
571 00:27:41 See? Even your creepy-ass dadthinks we're pussies.
572 00:27:44 - He's not my dad.- He's definitely your daddy.
573 00:27:46 Now he's gonna fuck your momin some cheap motel.
574 00:27:49 - They're going to the Four Seasons.Whatever, dude.
575 00:27:51 Everybody is partying and fuckingexcept us.
576 00:27:54 The fact they're willingto leave you alone
577 00:27:56 speaks volumes abouthow little respect they have for you.
578 00:27:58 - Actually, It means the opposite.Come on, man!
579 00:28:01 Are we really going to drift through lifegetting disinvited from parties
580 00:28:04 while guys like Dennis bang our moms?
581 00:28:08 Okay, fine. What would you like to do?
582 00:28:21 We can't. Dennis loves this car.
583 00:28:24 You mean Dennis, the literal motherfucker?
584 00:28:27 Maybe we should circle back aroundto the cigarettes. That idea had legs.
585 00:28:31 Great. We'll go buy some.
586 00:28:34 Get in, I'm driving.
587 00:28:36 Oof!
588 00:28:39 This is a bad idea.
589 00:28:40 Relax. I have my permit.I run errands with my mom all the time.
590 00:28:45 ♪ Two step, two step, two step ♪
591 00:28:48 ♪ Bright lights, TV screen ♪
592 00:28:50 ♪ Feels like looking at a magazine ♪
593 00:28:54 ♪ You, her, on the floor ♪
594 00:28:55 ♪ Feels like dancing is the way to go... ♪
595 00:28:59 - - Whoo!
596 00:29:01 Yeah! Whoo!Which one of you bitches is next?
597 00:29:05 Dude, come check this out.
598 00:29:07 Katrina is hammered.
599 00:29:08 No, thanks.
600 00:29:09 Suit yourself. It's pretty cool.
601 00:29:11 It's not cool.It's the opposite of cool.
602 00:29:15 Look.
603 00:29:17 I know it's not easyliving in Kayvon's shadow,
604 00:29:21 but I honestly believethat if you just be yourself,
605 00:29:23 people would seewhat an awesome guy you are.
606 00:29:27 Be myself?
607 00:29:28 Yes.
608 00:29:29 Let them get to know the real me?
609 00:29:32 Exactly.
610 00:29:34 Nah, that'll never work.My plan's way better.
611 00:29:36 Your plan is weird and probably illegal.Oh shit. Go to camera three.
612 00:29:39 Hey, now you're getting it.
613 00:29:41 Bailey's here. Isn't shethe most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
614 00:29:45 Ah, she's okay.
615 00:29:47 Her sister, on the other hand,is looking fine as fuck.
616 00:29:51 Moment of truth. You coming?
617 00:29:54 I'm gonna give it another minute.Let this simmer rise to a boil.
618 00:29:58 Good luck with that.
619 00:30:01 ♪ Check it out ♪
620 00:30:02 ♪ Check it, check it, check it out... ♪
621 00:30:06 What is Nicole doingwith that big-headed freak?
622 00:30:08 Okay, you're being kind of scary.
623 00:30:10 What? Her head is, like, huge, okay?
624 00:30:14 It's just a fact. Not that it matters.You know I'm all about body positivity.
625 00:30:18 Beauty's a mostly male construct anyway.Maybe it is, actually, a medical issue.
626 00:30:22 What if something's wrongand she's not just ugly?
627 00:30:24 What the fuck is she wearing?Maybe someone should say something...
628 00:30:35 Give me that.
629 00:30:38 - You okay?- Aah, just Ruby being... funny.
630 00:30:43 You know, carpool stuff.You look great, by the way.
631 00:30:46 Thanks. So how's your first party?Everything you always dreamed of?
632 00:30:50 So far, so good. I don't knowa lot of people, so it's awkward.
633 00:30:53 It's about to get more awkwardbecause you have no one to talk to.
634 00:30:56 Good luck.
635 00:31:02 ♪ I'm takin' off ♪
636 00:31:03 ♪ Check it out... ♪
637 00:31:04 Well, shit.
638 00:31:08 Christ, would you just go home already?
639 00:31:11 Go home, just... throw on your sweats,
640 00:31:14 order some Postmates,get a good night's sleep.
641 00:31:17 Call your mom.You haven't called your mom in weeks.
642 00:31:20 Just get the fuck out of here.Actually, I...
643 00:31:24 Mr. Studebaker!- Fuck! Hey!
644 00:31:26 - Aaron, how are you?- I thought that was you.
645 00:31:28 Ah, you know,I was just in the neighborhood and...
646 00:31:30 That's awesome. Are you coming in?
647 00:31:32 - Nah.Come on, let's go!
648 00:31:34 Yep, okay, that's why I'm here, right?
649 00:31:36 Yeah, let's do it!- Okay, let's do this.
650 00:31:38 - Piece of shit! Fucking...Check this shit out!
651 00:31:40 - It's fucking Studes! Hey, want a beer?No. Got a hard out.
652 00:31:50 ♪ Take me higher ♪
653 00:31:58 ♪ Take me higher ♪
654 00:32:00 ♪ Higher ♪
655 00:32:04 ♪ Higher... ♪
656 00:32:07 Aw, he has no friends.Check it out. I'mma mess with him.
657 00:32:12 Mm.
658 00:32:13 ♪ Take me higher ♪
659 00:32:15 ♪ See the light, love the darknessLet me drown inside your eyes ♪
660 00:32:19 ♪ Feed the fire, lost desire ♪
661 00:32:21 ♪ You leave me paralyzed ♪
662 00:32:23 ♪ Push the limits, take me higher ♪
663 00:32:25 ♪ Till I'm fallin' from your eyes ♪
664 00:32:27 ♪ Take a sip, and let the choir... ♪
665 00:32:29 Hey, did you want me to come over?
666 00:32:31 Yeah, uh...
667 00:32:34 What's your deal?
668 00:32:35 In... in, like, what sense?Like, personality-wise?
669 00:32:38 - Wait. Aren't you Alyssa's brother?- Yeah, I'm Benj.
670 00:32:41 Me and your sisterused to do gymnastics together. Jessica.
671 00:32:43 - No shit! You're Alyssa's bro?Yeah.
672 00:32:47 Dude, what did your sister do to her face?
673 00:32:49 - Don't be an asshole! Jeff!I like it. It looks way better.
674 00:32:53 Yeah. I don't know, man.It's not really my place to say.
675 00:32:59 I like this kid. He's loyal.
676 00:33:00 Come here.
677 00:33:02 We're gonna fucking party tonight or what?
678 00:33:05 I think so.
679 00:33:06 Then don't give methat half-assed, one-foot-in bullshit.
680 00:33:09 Commit to me. Right now. Are you in?
681 00:33:17 - Okay. Yeah, I'm in.Motherfucker, let's go!
682 00:33:20 Aight. Get out of here.I'll let you know when it's time.
683 00:33:23 ♪ Take me higher ♪
684 00:33:25 ♪ You make me ♪
685 00:33:27 - ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage dream... ♪Mm.
686 00:33:31 I can't believethat dickhead wouldn't sell us cigarettes.
687 00:33:33 Let it go, man. How's that fluffernutter?
688 00:33:38 Bomb as fuck.
689 00:33:39 Oh yeah! Don't tell me.
690 00:33:41 Tell the people.
691 00:33:44 Come on. Let me see you flex.
692 00:33:48 You can do better than that one.
693 00:33:50 - Aah!Aah, yeah!
694 00:33:53 There it is!- Whoo!
695 00:33:55 Come on!
696 00:33:55 - We out here riding electric, baby!Whoo!
697 00:33:58 Saving the planet, going green!
698 00:34:00 - Going green! That's all we see is green!- Whoo! Whoo!
699 00:34:04 Man, just say the word if you wanna get upon this chocolate gooey Ore-- Oh shit!
700 00:34:22 Whoo!
701 00:34:23 Okay. It's time to go home.
702 00:34:25 Oh, no way, man! We just started.
703 00:34:28 Know what we should do?We should cruise by Koosh's party.
704 00:34:31 - Oh, absolutely not!- Come on, man.
705 00:34:34 This way,when we do go to our first party,
706 00:34:36 we'll know what to expect.
707 00:34:38 Hell no.
708 00:34:39 Think of it as a recon mission.
709 00:34:42 Like in Halo.
710 00:34:47 I... do like recon.
711 00:34:50 Oh, I know you do.
712 00:34:52 Okay, fine!
713 00:34:54 Just a quick drive-by, but be careful.
714 00:34:56 Chill, man, I got this.
715 00:35:02 Trust the process, man.
716 00:35:03 ♪ You make me ♪
717 00:35:06 ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage ♪
718 00:35:13 ♪ I bring back that new thang ♪
719 00:35:15 ♪ Whoa, let me get down with a poseWhoa, flexin'... ♪
720 00:35:19 - Busted.
721 00:35:22 I'm just yanking your chain, playboy.Hey, you're in my class, right?
722 00:35:26 Yeah, I'm Benj.
723 00:35:28 - Benj with a J. That's right.- Benj.
724 00:35:30 - Yeah.- Wanna hook me up with one of those?
725 00:35:33 Thank you, sir.
726 00:35:34 Hey, so how wasyour first week in high school?
727 00:35:36 - It was... it was good.- Yeah?
728 00:35:38 - I like my classes so far.- Nice. Nice. Yeah, well...
729 00:35:41 High school's the best, man. Enjoy it.
730 00:35:45 ♪ I bring back that new thang... ♪
731 00:35:47 Oh fuck, that's good.
732 00:35:53 - Hey, Benj, is it weird that I'm here?- Oh.
733 00:35:55 Yo, Mr. Studebaker. Come do a shot!
734 00:35:58 No, no. Thanks for asking though, guys.I'm... I'm taking off in a few.
735 00:36:01 Come on. One shot. One!
736 00:36:02 I'm just gonna get this over with.You wanna come?
737 00:36:05 - You... you... you go ahead.- You sure?
738 00:36:06 I gotta find someone.
739 00:36:09 Yeah, you do.
740 00:36:10 Hey, go get her.
741 00:36:14 Where'd they go?
742 00:36:18 Look who's here!
743 00:36:19 - All right.Holy shit, bro! It's my teacher!
744 00:36:21 Hi, guys. Listen up!
745 00:36:23 I don't wanna blur the lines too much,so I will make you a deal.
746 00:36:27 - I will do a shot.Whoo!
747 00:36:28 But... but... but you gotta let meteach you something in the process.
748 00:36:34 - Okay? Give me a break.
749 00:36:35 I'm an educator. I gotta educate, right?
750 00:36:38 Good. Hannah, hand me that 151.
751 00:36:42 And what is that?Is that Amaretto? Yeah, that'll do.
752 00:36:46 Okay!
753 00:36:47 - Who's ready for a science lesson?
754 00:36:51 ♪ This that drive-by ♪
755 00:36:53 ♪ This that Shawty Lo in Impala ♪
756 00:36:55 ♪ Hello out the whipWith the clip, make you bye-bye ♪
757 00:36:58 ♪ Roll the windows upHotbox, smokin' la la ♪
758 00:37:01 ♪ Roll the windows downSee the opps... ♪
759 00:37:03 Holy shit!
760 00:37:06 Thank God we're not in there!
761 00:37:07 No fucking way!
762 00:37:09 Fetus can drive?
763 00:37:10 Oh, crazy.
764 00:37:13 Look! It's Katrina.
765 00:37:14 I need my purse.
766 00:37:16 Someone fucking stole it!
767 00:37:18 It's on your shoulder, babe.
768 00:37:21 Ow!- Damn.
769 00:37:22 Where's her Uber?
770 00:37:24 It's a Tesla.
771 00:37:26 - Bougie bitch.- There it is.
772 00:37:30 What? Hey, hey, don't wave back!
773 00:37:32 I'm being polite! Look, man!
774 00:37:34 Shit, they're coming this way!What do we do?
775 00:37:36 Uh, be cool. Peel out.
776 00:37:37 - Those are totally different things!- Do one of 'em!
777 00:37:48 Oh fuck!She's getting in! Oh shit!
778 00:37:51 - Oh shit!- Bye, guys! Love you! Mm! I love them.
779 00:37:57 Hey, do you have an iPhone charger?
780 00:37:59 We're not your Uber.
781 00:38:01 Yeah-huh. For Katrina.
782 00:38:04 Maybe we should take her home.
783 00:38:06 We have no idea where she lives.
784 00:38:08 Where do you live?
785 00:38:09 - Taco Bell.- You don't live at a Taco Bell.
786 00:38:11 Yeah, I do.
787 00:38:12 I've lived there for, like, ever,so you don't know me.
788 00:38:16 - So how do you even know?- What?
789 00:38:18 Just take me home,or I'll hit you with freaking one star.
790 00:38:21 Go for it. I'm not an Uber.
791 00:38:23 "I'm not your Uber." There goes a star.
792 00:38:26 Oh, uh, okay. Now, Katrina--
793 00:38:27 No more chitchat. It's music time.
794 00:38:30 - Fuck yes, bitch!
795 00:38:33 Yo, film this shit.
796 00:38:34 I'm about to set it off.
797 00:38:37 ♪ Bling, bling, bitchDo my own thing, bitch ♪
798 00:38:39 ♪ Fuck a wedding ringThat ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
799 00:38:42 ♪ Wake up, little bitchesLet me show you how to live ♪
800 00:38:45 ♪ Hair done, nails doneKeep everything did ♪
801 00:38:47 Drive!
802 00:38:55 Looking a little lost there, pal.
803 00:38:57 To your right.
804 00:38:59 Look up.
805 00:39:01 There you go.
806 00:39:02 Koosh?
807 00:39:03 You fucking know it, dog!What you creeping around up here for?
808 00:39:06 - Says the guy watching on a spy cam.- [Koosh] Touché.
809 00:39:08 Thought you might be looking for Baileybut never mind.
810 00:39:11 - You know where she is?- [Koosh] Duh, I know everything.
811 00:39:13 - I'm like God, remember?- Right. Where is she?
812 00:39:16 I can't tell you that.It would violate your moral code.
813 00:39:19 Okay, don't be a dick.
814 00:39:21 Fine.See the door on your left? Open it.
815 00:39:24 - Fuck off!
816 00:39:26 Yeah, I'm so sorry!
817 00:39:29 Okay, you're an asshole.Do you even know where she is?
818 00:39:32 She's... she's just left. If you hustle,you can probably catch her.
819 00:39:42 So the higher the proof of alcohol,the lower the density, right? Make sense?
820 00:39:47 So the 151 just kind of floats on top.
821 00:39:50 You know what else is pretty coolabout 151?
822 00:39:54 It is flammable as fuck.
823 00:39:58 Hot coffee!Blow 'em out, throw 'em back.
824 00:40:05 - Bah!
825 00:40:07 Whoo!
826 00:40:09 - Okay, guys. I gotta go now for real.
827 00:40:11 No, no, no,it's past this old man's bedtime.
828 00:40:14 Have a good time. Be safe. Studes out!
829 00:40:17 - Whoo!
830 00:40:20 Yeah!
831 00:40:25 Bailey, wait!
832 00:40:26 - What?- You're leaving?
833 00:40:28 Jesus Christ, dude. You scared me.
834 00:40:31 Sorry, that was...that was a little intense.
835 00:40:33 But you can't leave.
836 00:40:34 I can't?
837 00:40:36 You can. You can do whatever you want.It's just you shouldn't.
838 00:40:39 Why is that?
839 00:40:40 Because you promised we'd have a beerthis summer. Remember?
840 00:40:43 Right, and I supposeyou're gonna hold me to that.
841 00:40:46 Well, I just figuredyou'd wanna keep your word.
842 00:40:50 - Being an honorable person and all.
843 00:40:52 I do value honor a great deal.
844 00:40:54 I know. That's why I chased you down.
845 00:40:59 All right, sure. I got one in me.
846 00:41:07 Commence Operation Meet-cute.
847 00:41:09 Which one of you lucky ladieswill win the rose?
848 00:41:13 Ooh, Michelle Pulaski cleans up nice.
849 00:41:16 But I think Kayvon hooked up with her.
850 00:41:18 - He'd murder me.
851 00:41:19 What a butt!
852 00:41:21 Who am I kidding?I wouldn't know what to do with that.
853 00:41:25 Hang on. What do we have here?
854 00:41:28 Hello, future soulmate.
855 00:41:31 Oh, hang on. Who's this scumbag?
856 00:41:33 Oh no, baby. He's all wrong for you.
857 00:41:35 I'll fix that.
858 00:41:39 Ha-ha!
859 00:41:40 Meet-cute time!
860 00:41:45 - Nicole, hi!Oh.
861 00:41:48 Is one of these for me?
862 00:41:50 - Actually, it was for...- Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?
863 00:41:53 I feel like we haven't hung outsince summer. We used to be friends.
864 00:41:57 Actually, I can't.I told someone I'd get them a drink.
865 00:42:01 Oh, who? Joni?
866 00:42:02 Well, yeah.
867 00:42:04 Okay.
868 00:42:05 Look, I get it.
869 00:42:08 This summer,I was, like, straight-up fug--
870 00:42:10 That's not true.
871 00:42:11 Yeah, it is, but it's finebecause I fixed it,
872 00:42:14 and nowI'm objectively hotter than her, so...
873 00:42:17 It's not about that.
874 00:42:18 Okay, so what's it about, then?
875 00:42:21 - Can we not do this now?- Come on, just fucking tell me.
876 00:42:24 Fine. Honestly, you're mean.You make people feel bad about themselves.
877 00:42:28 And, yeah, you look good,but... your insides are gross.
878 00:42:35 Bye, Alyssa.
879 00:42:36 ♪ Shining out of me ♪
880 00:42:38 ♪ Kissed with permanent emotion... ♪
881 00:42:42 Sorry, I live here.I gotta check something real quick.
882 00:42:45 - For real?- Seriously?
883 00:42:46 Damn!
884 00:42:49 - What? No!
885 00:42:51 Sorry, guys, toilet's busted.
886 00:42:53 Use the guest house,or piss in the bushes.
887 00:42:59 No!
888 00:43:00 Everything okay?
889 00:43:01 I'm sorry?
890 00:43:02 I couldn't help but noticeyou look distressed. I live here.
891 00:43:05 This is my party.
892 00:43:06 Oh, I thought it was Kayvon's.
893 00:43:08 - It's both of ours.- Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
894 00:43:10 I... I just need to use the bathroom.
895 00:43:12 I suppose you can use the VIP.
896 00:43:15 Oh my God. I'll be so, so quick.
897 00:43:18 Right this way.
898 00:43:23 Mm.
899 00:43:24 Mm.
900 00:43:26 What a fucking animal!
901 00:43:29 At leastshe isn't rapping anymore.
902 00:43:31 Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather!
903 00:43:33 Oh! I can't waste that.
904 00:43:39 Oh, this is making me sick!
905 00:43:41 That's not a napkin.
906 00:43:43 Oh, what the fuck, man?
907 00:43:48 I can't watch this anymore.Tell us where you live.
908 00:43:55 Night night.
909 00:43:57 - Hey! Hey, don't do that!- No! No, Katrina! Wake up!
910 00:43:59 - Katrina! Wake up! Wake--- Hey! You can't do that!
911 00:44:04 - What now?- Hey, check her purse. What's her ID say?
912 00:44:10 162 Wilmot Ave. Boom! Let's roll.
913 00:44:20 The name gravity bongis a bit misleading, right,
914 00:44:22 because what we're really dealing withhere is pressure, okay?
915 00:44:26 As I lift the container,
916 00:44:28 I'm essentially creatinga pressure vacuum, right,
917 00:44:31 filling the increasing surface areawith smoke.
918 00:44:34 See how milky that is?
919 00:44:36 Oh, look who's paying attention for once!
920 00:44:38 Okay, so as I push down, what I'm doing
921 00:44:41 is rapidly increasingthe internal pressure,
922 00:44:44 expelling the smoke out of the chamberand into my lungs.
923 00:44:47 Are we ready for that?
924 00:44:49 Let me get a Studes! Studes!
925 00:44:51 Studes!Studes! Studes! Studes!
926 00:44:53 Here we go!
927 00:45:02 Smooth.
928 00:45:04 Okay, who's on deck?
929 00:45:06 Hey, right here. I got this!- All right, guys. See you Monday!
930 00:45:11 High five! Whoa!
931 00:45:16 Thank you so much.
932 00:45:18 - Sorry we had to come down here.- Oh, that's okay. It's a nice basement.
933 00:45:22 It's more than a basement, really.
934 00:45:24 We have a screening room, an arcade.We even have a spa.
935 00:45:27 - Oh.- Wanna see?
936 00:45:29 Uh... su... sure.
937 00:45:38 Wow, you weren't lying.
938 00:45:40 You have a spa in your home.
939 00:45:42 Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness.I'm sure you picked up on it from my vibe.
940 00:45:47 - You seem chill.- Thank you. I am.
941 00:45:49 Anyways, should we get back?
942 00:45:51 - Yeah.Yeah.
943 00:45:55 That's weird. It's locked.
944 00:45:57 You're kidding me, right?
945 00:45:59 No worries. I'll call someone.
946 00:46:03 Oh, dang it. No service. You?
947 00:46:07 - Nothing.- Oh, shoot!
948 00:46:10 - Uh, okay. Is there another way out?- No.
949 00:46:13 In one mile,turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard.
950 00:46:20 - Dude!- What?
951 00:46:22 Have the decency to crack a window, man!
952 00:46:24 What are you talking about?I don't even smell.
953 00:46:30 Bro, what the fuck? Open a window!
954 00:46:35 Oh!
955 00:46:39 What is that?
956 00:46:40 I... I... I don't know.I've never experienced that smell before!
957 00:46:43 Make it stop!
958 00:46:44 Oh God. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Lady!
959 00:46:47 You gotta put a cork in it.
960 00:46:50 Oh shit! She shit!
961 00:46:53 - What?Shit!
962 00:46:54 She fucking shit! Oh shit!
963 00:46:56 What do you mean she shit?
964 00:46:58 I mean, shit is literallyfalling out of her butt right now!
965 00:47:02 - Oh, it's on my hand!
966 00:47:04 I got shit on my hand!
967 00:47:06 - What the fuck? Don't put it on me!
968 00:47:34 Ew, get it off of me!
969 00:47:37 It's in my mouth!I've got shit in my mouth!
970 00:47:40 Why would she do this?
971 00:47:43 So, want the good news or bad news?
972 00:47:46 More bad news?
973 00:47:47 Bad news is that all we have to eatare these strawberries.
974 00:47:50 Good news isthat they look ripe and delicious.
975 00:47:53 Also, I foundthis pretty nice bottle of champagne.
976 00:47:55 I guess that makestwo pieces of good news.
977 00:47:59 So do you, like, get lots of massages?
978 00:48:02 Actually, I prefer to give.That's why I got certified.
979 00:48:05 Hey, if you want, I could give yousome light reflexology.
980 00:48:08 - Oh, uh, you don't have to do that.Are you kidding?
981 00:48:11 - After the trouble I've caused?- Do you really know what you're doing?
982 00:48:15 I know that spinal stenosisis no laughing matter.
983 00:48:19 Come on. Alleviate my guilt.
984 00:48:22 Uh, all right. Uh, fuck it.I will take a free massage.
985 00:48:26 That's the spirit. I'mma go wash up.We'll start face down.
986 00:48:29 ♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪
987 00:48:32 - - ♪ To have a good time ♪
988 00:48:35 ♪ Oh, oh ♪
989 00:48:36 ♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪
990 00:48:40 - ♪ To have a good time... ♪
991 00:48:43 Beer for you.- Thank you.
992 00:48:45 ♪ We could dance and party all night ♪
993 00:48:49 ♪ And drink some cherry wine... ♪
994 00:48:53 - I love this song.- Oh yeah? Wanna get on the mic?
995 00:48:57 Very funny.
996 00:48:58 Come on, share your gift.Excuse me. Can I have your attention?
997 00:49:02 - No! Don't be a dick, please.- All right. Jeez!
998 00:49:05 God forbid anyone meets the real you.
999 00:49:07 I'm sorry. I just...I don't feel like singing right now.
1000 00:49:11 Copy that.
1001 00:49:12 Cool guys don't sing.
1002 00:49:15 How was your first week?Any ladies in the mix?
1003 00:49:18 - Not yet.Really?
1004 00:49:19 Good-looking guy like you?What's taking so long?
1005 00:49:24 There is this girl I kinda like.
1006 00:49:26 Sounds serious. What's her deal?
1007 00:49:28 Well, she's really cool and smart.
1008 00:49:31 Cool and smart?
1009 00:49:32 Hard to believe, right?
1010 00:49:35 So what are you waiting for?
1011 00:49:37 Make a move.
1012 00:49:40 What if she's not into it?
1013 00:49:43 What if she is?
1014 00:49:48 Jesus!
1015 00:49:49 It's all good, muchachos!
1016 00:49:52 It's just a chemical reaction.You know why? Because it's science!
1017 00:49:57 Oh my...What's going on?
1018 00:49:59 Hey!
1019 00:50:01 Step right up, boys and girls!
1020 00:50:03 Step right up and witnessthe incredible fire-breathing dragon-man!
1021 00:50:13 Oh!- Oh fuck.
1022 00:50:14 It's hot!
1023 00:50:16 It's getting hot! It's getting hot!
1024 00:50:18 Oh!
1025 00:50:19 It's okay!
1026 00:50:24 - God! Help me, please!
1027 00:50:26 I'm your teacher,for fuck's sake! Help!
1028 00:50:30 Oh!
1029 00:50:32 Oh!Is he alive?
1030 00:50:42 Yeah!
1031 00:50:45 Ha-ha!
1032 00:50:47 Yeah! Yeah!
1033 00:50:51 Yeah!
1034 00:50:53 Studes!Studes! Studes! Studes!
1035 00:50:56 Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes!
1036 00:51:04 Oh... Oh!
1037 00:51:08 Dennis is gonna kill me!
1038 00:51:10 Fuck Dennis. He's never gonna know.
1039 00:51:12 Are you crazy? It looks likeWilly Wonka's diarrhea factory in there.
1040 00:51:16 Look, I say we go back to your houseand get in bed. This never happened.
1041 00:51:21 What? What about the car?
1042 00:51:23 What car? I have no ideawhat you're talking about.
1043 00:51:26 And Katrina? We can't leave her shitty asson the side of the road.
1044 00:51:29 Why not?
1045 00:51:30 Because some psycho rapistcould snatch her up!
1046 00:51:33 Dude, she's covered in poo.It's like a protective force field.
1047 00:51:36 Look, at some point,some cop is gonna cruise by
1048 00:51:39 and think she stole the carand took a dump in it.
1049 00:51:41 And what happens when she wakes upand tells the truth?
1050 00:51:46 Hey. Katrina, wake up.
1051 00:51:49 - Do you know us?
1052 00:51:51 Get out of my room, you fucking bitch.
1053 00:51:53 - Not exactly a star witness.- It doesn't matter.
1054 00:51:55 They'll trace my credit card to Taco Bell.They'll pull the security footage.
1055 00:51:59 What is this? CSI Special Fecal Unit?
1056 00:52:01 It's never gonna work.
1057 00:52:06 Fine.
1058 00:52:10 New plan.
1059 00:52:21 All right. Nice work.Let's bounce.
1060 00:52:25 What's the matter?
1061 00:52:28 This feels fucked-up.
1062 00:52:30 Yeah. Well, karma's a stinky perfume.
1063 00:52:32 We can'tjust leave her here like this
1064 00:52:34 with her underpants filled to the brimwith diarrhea.
1065 00:52:37 They're America's heroes.This is what they train for.
1066 00:52:40 Her parents are gonna have to pick her up.
1067 00:52:42 Good. Maybe it'll finally motivate themto potty-train her.
1068 00:52:46 Quick, grab her legs!
1069 00:52:47 - I just washed my hands!- Well, just fucking do it.
1070 00:52:55 ♪ Yeah I'm fresh and flyAs nobody in this room here gon' try it ♪
1071 00:53:00 ♪ See my fit, it's a fitYeah, I'm fit, take a flick... ♪
1072 00:53:02 Oh. Close.
1073 00:53:06 So you're really done with singing, huh?
1074 00:53:09 Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm over it.
1075 00:53:11 Oh, that's too bad.
1076 00:53:14 For the record, I always thoughtyou had a pretty nice voice. Kobe!
1077 00:53:17 - How are you so good at this?
1078 00:53:19 - How are you so bad at this?- I don't know. I suck.
1079 00:53:21 - Yo, there you are.
1080 00:53:23 - Those guys from the skate park are here.- Here?
1081 00:53:25 Yeah. They'll probably murder us,so we should go. How you doing?
1082 00:53:28 - I told you!- What's going on?
1083 00:53:30 Oh, we ripped off some guys earlier.
1084 00:53:32 You ripped them off.
1085 00:53:33 Benj! We are partners.We succeed and fail as a unit.
1086 00:53:37 There's those motherfuckers.
1087 00:53:39 - Hey, what's up, fellas? How are ya?- Shut the fuck up.
1088 00:53:43 - Yep.- You think you can sell us fake shit?
1089 00:53:45 Fake shit? There must besome kind of misunderstanding.
1090 00:53:48 Talk fast, bitch.
1091 00:53:49 I got it from Benj.
1092 00:53:52 - I... I had nothing to do with this.He told me it was dank.
1093 00:53:55 Ruby. Come on, man.
1094 00:53:56 Come to think of it,I popped mine, like, two hours ago,
1095 00:54:00 and, well, I don't feel shit either.
1096 00:54:02 Come on. I tried to stay in the car.He forced me. He's lying.
1097 00:54:05 Come on, Benjamin. The jig is up.
1098 00:54:09 Give them their money back,take your beating,
1099 00:54:11 and learn from your mistakes.
1100 00:54:13 Oh no!
1101 00:54:14 Go easy on him, guys. He's just a kid.
1102 00:54:18 Oh my God!
1103 00:54:20 Oh!
1104 00:54:24 I don't know what is going on,but I'll pay you back.
1105 00:54:26 Nah, homey.It's too late for that.
1106 00:54:29 Please, man. I'm a good person.
1107 00:54:31 Oh shit! It's Kayvon!- Yo, is there a problem?
1108 00:54:33 Yeah, there's a fucking problem.Your boys here just ripped us off.
1109 00:54:38 This bitch?
1110 00:54:40 Oh!
1111 00:54:42 He's not my boy.
1112 00:54:43 Yeah. Well...
1113 00:54:45 someone owes us $300.
1114 00:54:47 That's not my business, dog.
1115 00:54:49 My business is hosting this partyand ensuring my guests have a good time.
1116 00:54:53 Now, you can either respect that,
1117 00:54:55 or I could fuck you upin front of all these people.
1118 00:54:57 Oh damn!
1119 00:55:00 Oh, shit's about to go down.
1120 00:55:07 Yeah, I respect that.
1121 00:55:12 I appreciate you being mature about it.
1122 00:55:14 All right!
1123 00:55:15 - That's mad big of you, dog.- Thanks, dog.
1124 00:55:17 You know what? I like that.Why don't you guys grab yourself a drink?
1125 00:55:21 Make yourself comfortable, okay?If you need anything, come find me.
1126 00:55:30 Oh!
1127 00:55:33 Oh my God!
1128 00:55:41 Oh!
1129 00:55:46 Come on!
1130 00:55:52 Gotta call you back.
1131 00:55:53 - You broke my fucking nose!- Oh my God, I'm so sorry!
1132 00:55:58 Fuck you!
1133 00:56:02 Marlon!
1134 00:56:09 Dude, what the fuck?
1135 00:56:11 - What?What do you mean "what"?
1136 00:56:12 - I thought you were about to get murdered.- Fucking Ruby.
1137 00:56:15 I--
1138 00:56:20 Wow, that's...
1139 00:56:22 Thank you?
1140 00:56:23 You're welcome. I mean, you were clearlynever gonna make a move.
1141 00:56:27 Sorry about that.I just didn't really know how you felt.
1142 00:56:30 Well, now you know.So next time, don't overthink it.
1143 00:56:33 Yeah, no, no. I won't.
1144 00:56:38 - Like, now would be that time.Oh.
1145 00:56:40 Yeah.
1146 00:56:43 Here I come.
1147 00:56:55 Was that okay?
1148 00:56:57 That was... surprisingly good, actually.
1149 00:57:03 - Don't tell your sister.- I'd never tell her anything.
1150 00:57:05 I'm serious. I'll fuck you up.This is not a good look for me.
1151 00:57:09 Wow. Thanks.
1152 00:57:10 Don't get me wrong.
1153 00:57:11 I mean, you're super cute,but you're a freshman. I'm a sophomore.
1154 00:57:15 - Yeah.- The gap is unbridgeable.
1155 00:57:17 Fine, but you have to promisenot to tell anyone either.
1156 00:57:19 Oh really? Why is that?
1157 00:57:21 Well, because I'm a freshman. New kid.I wanna keep my options open.
1158 00:57:25 Oh, you do, do you?
1159 00:57:28 No, not really.
1160 00:57:39 Okay, I should probably get back
1161 00:57:41 before people thinkI'm off somewhere blowing you.
1162 00:57:46 Not gonna happen.
1163 00:57:47 No, I don't even want that.
1164 00:57:49 That's not what I...
1165 00:57:50 Obviously, if you wanted to,I would totally allow that.
1166 00:57:54 That came out wrong. Uh...
1167 00:57:56 You don't need my permission.You can do anything you want.
1168 00:58:00 I support women.
1169 00:58:03 Find me before you leave.Maybe I'll give you a ride.
1170 00:58:09 This was fun.
1171 00:58:20 Oh shit, he's alive!
1172 00:58:22 Oh my God. Yo, bro. Thank you.
1173 00:58:27 I needed that.
1174 00:58:28 - Look, I should have taped up.- Oh my God!
1175 00:58:30 They got all messed up.
1176 00:58:31 Yeah. Thank you.- I love you, kid!
1177 00:58:33 - It's all good. We're all friends now.- Yeah!
1178 00:58:36 - Yeah?- Yeah!
1179 00:58:37 - Yeah!- Let's go!
1180 00:58:45 ♪ You ready? ♪
1181 00:58:53 ♪ This is it now ♪
1182 00:58:54 ♪ Can't quit now ♪
1183 00:58:55 ♪ Feel the pressure is on the rise ♪
1184 00:58:57 ♪ I'm burning inside, energy is high ♪
1185 00:58:59 ♪ And I feel so alive ♪
1186 00:59:00 ♪ Had to face up, so I prayed up ♪
1187 00:59:02 ♪ Put my head down and I came up ♪
1188 00:59:04 - ♪ Came up ♪- ♪ So what you afraid of? ♪
1189 00:59:06 ♪This is what legends are made of ♪
1190 00:59:08 ♪ Center stage of a new wave ♪
1191 00:59:10 ♪ Of hustlerz, ballerz, and renegades ♪
1192 00:59:12 ♪ Every day stay dedicated ♪
1193 00:59:14 ♪ On a missionUntil we can say we made it ♪
1194 00:59:16 ♪ It's nothing life will just hand youAlways did what they told me I can't do ♪
1195 00:59:19 ♪ And it's still all a gamble ♪
1196 00:59:21 ♪ Go and handle yo' handle ♪
1197 00:59:23 - ♪ You ready? ♪- ♪ You ready? ♪
1198 00:59:25 - ♪ Keep your eyes peeled ♪- ♪ What's up? ♪
1199 00:59:27 - ♪ You hear it comin'? ♪- ♪ What? ♪
1200 00:59:29 ♪ It's 'bout to get real... ♪
1201 00:59:33 ♪ Watch ♪
1202 00:59:36 ♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1203 00:59:40 ♪ What's up? ♪
1204 00:59:42 ♪ You know the deal ♪
1205 00:59:43 ♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1206 00:59:46 ♪ This is high stakes, no off days ♪
1207 00:59:48 ♪ You cooked if you caught in the blaze ♪
1208 00:59:50 ♪ You either eaten or you get ateIt's all part of the game we play ♪
1209 00:59:53 ♪ When I stand up, never jammed up ♪
1210 00:59:55 ♪ Can't go underDo you over stand us? ♪
1211 00:59:57 - ♪ Over stand us ♪- ♪ Don't take it for granted ♪
1212 00:59:59 ♪ It's bigger than life on this planet ♪
1213 01:00:01 ♪ Nuff said 'cause I know the ledgeAnd I'm pushing it right to the edge... ♪
1214 01:00:04 Whoo!- ♪ Only break bread ♪
1215 01:00:06 ♪ My real headFor the blood and the tears we shed ♪
1216 01:00:08 ♪ Be patient, we done waiting ♪
1217 01:00:10 ♪ So at the end of the day ♪
1218 01:00:12 ♪ You know the deal ♪
1219 01:00:14 ♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1220 01:00:39 Hey, Stude!
1221 01:00:41 See you Monday.
1222 01:00:43 Okay, all done.
1223 01:00:45 You may feel a little sore tomorrow.Nothing to worry about.
1224 01:00:48 Just a toxin release.
1225 01:00:49 And if you want, a nice hot soakis always great for recovery.
1226 01:00:54 Well, I didn't bring a suit, so...
1227 01:00:56 Oh. We have plenty of suitsin the changing room.
1228 01:01:00 Are you gonna get in?
1229 01:01:02 To the tub?
1230 01:01:03 I can't go alone, right?
1231 01:01:05 I... I mean, I guess I could.
1232 01:01:07 Why don't you go change?I'll get it all set up.
1233 01:01:12 Right back there. Take any suit you want.
1234 01:01:14 Okay.
1235 01:01:17 Yes! Yes! It's freaking on.
1236 01:01:30 I'm high.
1237 01:01:34 There he is! Just the manI wanted to see! Come here!
1238 01:01:39 Come here. Let me ask you something.You like jazz?
1239 01:01:41 Yeah. Yeah, I... I like jazz.
1240 01:01:43 Course you do, you bastard.
1241 01:01:45 I've got something for you.
1242 01:01:49 Oh my God!
1243 01:01:51 What happened to you?
1244 01:01:53 Oh, I have an older brother, so...
1245 01:01:55 Oh.
1246 01:01:57 Oh! Almost forgot the drinks.
1247 01:02:03 Some bubbles to go with these bubbles.
1248 01:02:07 Oh shit! Are you okay?
1249 01:02:08 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck!
1250 01:02:09 Oh my God! Oh my God! Your shoulder!
1251 01:02:12 - Oh, what is that?- God. I think it's your bone.
1252 01:02:14 - Oh God!
1253 01:02:16 Don't just stand there! Get help!
1254 01:02:18 How? We're locked in.
1255 01:02:21 I have a key.
1256 01:02:23 - What?!
1257 01:02:25 In my pants!
1258 01:02:27 Motherfucker!Come on!
1259 01:02:32 You have had a key this entire time?
1260 01:02:34 Who cares how long I had it?I'm fucking dying here.
1261 01:02:36 Fucking creep! What is wrong with you?
1262 01:02:39 I don't know! I have low self-esteem.
1263 01:02:41 I'm trying to impress my brother.
1264 01:02:43 I know I'm a piece of shit,but I don't deserve to die.
1265 01:02:48 Please?
1266 01:02:49 Call 911.
1267 01:02:52 Call yourself, asshole.
1268 01:02:59 Guess who the cat drug up?
1269 01:03:01 Hey!
1270 01:03:02 Somebody cut up a little jazz,so I guess we're going.
1271 01:03:06 Oh. Oh!
1272 01:03:08 Oh no. I'm gonna stick with the beer.Thank you though.
1273 01:03:10 What? What you talking about?
1274 01:03:12 You... you gave me your word, man.
1275 01:03:14 - What, are you not a man of your word?
1276 01:03:17 Come on.- Come on.
1277 01:03:18 Just do it.
1278 01:03:20 Benj! Benj!Benj! Benj! Benj!
1279 01:03:23 - Fuck it, I'll do it.- Attaboy!
1280 01:03:25 You heard him! One monster rail!
1281 01:03:28 Oh no, no, no! Just one medium-sized railwill be fine. Do I just sniff it?
1282 01:03:32 Wait a fucking minute.This your first time?
1283 01:03:35 - Oh!- Oh my God!
1284 01:03:36 Aight, shit. We gotta make this special.
1285 01:03:39 Uh, quick, somebody give mea, uh, hundred-dollar bill.
1286 01:03:43 Ooh, matter of fact, let me geta gold record or some shit. Who got that?
1287 01:03:46 He should do it off Jessica.She thinks he's cute.
1288 01:03:50 Great idea.Jessica, get your butt over here.
1289 01:03:52 No, Jessica.Really, you don't have to do that.
1290 01:03:55 It's not a big deal. You can if you want.
1291 01:03:59 Time to make some dreams come true.
1292 01:04:02 Oh!Sweet!
1293 01:04:06 Oh my God, that's so fun!
1294 01:04:08 Don't be shy.
1295 01:04:10 Attaboy. You ain't no bitch baby no more.Get in there. Shit's clean.
1296 01:04:18 Oh God, it burns.
1297 01:04:19 Wow.
1298 01:04:21 - Bailey?- Real nice.
1299 01:04:24 Wait!
1300 01:04:25 Oh shit! Oh fuck!
1301 01:04:28 That was really bad. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1302 01:04:30 Hey, hey, hey, hey!Easy, little fella. Breathe.
1303 01:04:33 I'm sorry. I've never done coke before.
1304 01:04:35 - Oh my God. He thinks it's coke.
1305 01:04:38 Okay, you still haven't.
1306 01:04:41 What?
1307 01:04:43 That was K, man.
1308 01:04:44 K?
1309 01:04:45 Ketamine. It's, like... for cats, I think.Might be horses. Shit, I forgot.
1310 01:04:51 - Oh God! I'm gonna die.
1311 01:04:53 - Relax!
1312 01:04:56 Sit down.Let the wave wash you back to shore.
1313 01:05:21 ♪ Whoo! ♪
1314 01:05:24 Let's go. Right.
1315 01:05:26 - Let's go. Let's move it.I can't be driving right now!
1316 01:05:29 Where are my keys?- All out of here!
1317 01:05:31 All right.Time to go home! Party's over!
1318 01:05:35 Jesus Christ.
1319 01:05:48 Alyssa?
1320 01:05:51 - Holy shit!I know!
1321 01:05:52 I'm a fucking monster.
1322 01:05:55 Inside and out.
1323 01:06:07 If it makes you feel any better,I broke my collarbone in two places.
1324 01:06:10 I'm sure you deserved it.
1325 01:06:12 Without a doubt.
1326 01:06:14 I got off easy.
1327 01:06:19 Wanna talk about it?
1328 01:06:22 There's nothing to talk about.
1329 01:06:26 Nicole was right.
1330 01:06:30 It doesn't fucking matter what I look likebecause my soul is... dog shit.
1331 01:06:35 That's not true.
1332 01:06:36 You're crazy hot. You smell great.And your butt's like a freaking walnut.
1333 01:06:41 What the fuck, dude?
1334 01:06:43 Who fucking talks like that?
1335 01:06:44 I'm sorry. I'm trying to change,but it's gonna take some time.
1336 01:06:50 What I'm trying to say isyou're great the way you are.
1337 01:06:58 You don't think I'm, like, a huge bitch?
1338 01:07:01 Oh, you're a gigantic bitch,but that's what makes you so great.
1339 01:07:07 Look.
1340 01:07:08 I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche.
1341 01:07:12 The only reason people tolerate meis because my parents are rich,
1342 01:07:16 and I throw sick parties.
1343 01:07:18 Your brother does.
1344 01:07:20 We both do as a team,
1345 01:07:23 but you've always called me on my shit,no matter what.
1346 01:07:25 You're raw and real and wild.
1347 01:07:30 And if Nicole can't handle that,she doesn't deserve you.
1348 01:07:37 Thanks.
1349 01:07:41 That's sweet.
1350 01:07:42 It's the truth.
1351 01:07:49 Wait.
1352 01:07:51 Is this a meet-cute?
1353 01:07:52 Not a fucking chance.
1354 01:07:54 Fair enough.
1355 01:08:01 I don't even know who you are.
1356 01:08:05 What the fuck even is ketamine?
1357 01:08:10 Don't know? Not sure?
1358 01:08:12 - I think it's for cats or something.- Speak up!
1359 01:08:14 Think it's for cats or something.
1360 01:08:16 Oh!
1361 01:08:18 It's for cats... or something.
1362 01:08:20 Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic.
1363 01:08:23 I hope you got a big ball of yarnin your bedroom
1364 01:08:25 'cause that's gonna beyour only entertainment for the next year.
1365 01:08:28 - What the fuck are you laughing at?
1366 01:08:31 What the fuck are you laughing at?!
1367 01:08:33 Are you laughing at me?Because you're not getting another nose.
1368 01:08:36 - Fine. I don't want one.Good!
1369 01:08:38 I certainly hope that you identify
1370 01:08:40 with whatever mess is going onunder that bandage.
1371 01:08:42 - I said okay!
1372 01:08:44 I am the one
1373 01:08:46 who says when it is okay.
1374 01:09:00 Fun night?
1375 01:09:02 Did you talk to Bailey yet?
1376 01:09:04 No. Why? What happened?
1377 01:09:08 I messed everything up.
1378 01:09:11 Want my advice?
1379 01:09:12 Let me guess. Eat a dick.
1380 01:09:16 Actually, I was gonna sayjust be yourself.
1381 01:09:20 - I thought you hated myself.- Look, Bailey likes you, dude.
1382 01:09:23 Not this new you, okay?
1383 01:09:26 The real you.
1384 01:09:27 The geek who blusheswhen she walks in the room
1385 01:09:30 and sings Stevie Wonderand fucks his bedroom mirror.
1386 01:09:32 I don't do that.
1387 01:09:36 Whatever.
1388 01:09:39 Honestly, I like him better too.
1389 01:09:44 So quit feeling sorry for yourself.
1390 01:09:45 Wipe that shit off your faceand go get her.
1391 01:09:49 - Why are you being so nice to me?- I don't know.
1392 01:09:54 I think I have a concussion.
1393 01:09:59 You got this.
1394 01:10:16 What the--
1395 01:10:18 Someone better tell mewhat the fuck is going on!
1396 01:10:20 Goddamn, woman! You broke my ear.
1397 01:10:23 - Wrong answer!
1398 01:10:25 Please! Please! Stop it! Stop it!
1399 01:10:28 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1400 01:10:30 I'm Eddie.That... that's Connor.
1401 01:10:34 We... we go to your school.You're in my room.
1402 01:10:36 Where are my fucking clothes?
1403 01:10:40 - In the wash!- We took care of you last night.
1404 01:10:42 - Please stop hurting us!
1405 01:10:47 Why are my clothes in the wash?
1406 01:10:51 Oh...
1407 01:10:54 Listen. There was an incident.
1408 01:10:57 Whoo! Come on!
1409 01:11:00 Oh shit! She shit!
1410 01:11:03 Shit... shit.
1411 01:11:06 No, no, no!It's not a big deal. It's okay.
1412 01:11:20 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1413 01:11:23 Beats riding the bus, doesn't it?
1414 01:11:28 Hey, you know what? I've been thinking.
1415 01:11:30 If you wanna tell people I'm your dad,
1416 01:11:33 I'm cool with that.
1417 01:11:36 I think I'm okay.
1418 01:11:37 If you need anything, give me a call.I'll be home, hanging out in your mom.
1419 01:11:48 - You know what, Dennis?- What's up?
1420 01:11:50 Shut the fuck up.
1421 01:11:53 I am not the guy you think I am, Dennis.
1422 01:11:58 Not anymore. I've changed.
1423 01:12:00 I've seen some shit,
1424 01:12:02 and not like a war vet has seen some shit.
1425 01:12:04 I'm talking actual shit
1426 01:12:07 dripping down the wallsof this stupid-ass car you love so much.
1427 01:12:15 I don't know what any of that means.
1428 01:12:17 Let me break it down for you.
1429 01:12:18 The other night, I took your car,
1430 01:12:20 and I had the hottest girl in schoolin the back seat.
1431 01:12:23 Fuck yeah!
1432 01:12:25 She sprayed dookie all over it.
1433 01:12:27 I cleaned it as best as I could,but I bet if you close your eyes,
1434 01:12:31 you could still detect a hint.
1435 01:12:39 Eddie, if... if... if that's true,
1436 01:12:42 that is a serious betrayal of my trust.
1437 01:12:44 What? Are you gonna tell on me?
1438 01:12:46 Yeah, I... Actions have consequences, okay?So I'm gonna have to tell your mom.
1439 01:12:52 Great. I'll come with you.Who do you think she's gonna side with?
1440 01:12:56 Her little angel
1441 01:12:57 or the most suspicious-lookingmotherfucker on earth?
1442 01:13:02 - The angel.- What did you say?
1443 01:13:06 - The angel.- Oh.
1444 01:13:08 That's what I thought.
1445 01:13:10 From now on, put some respect on my name.
1446 01:13:15 I respect you. I always have.
1447 01:13:17 Yeah, fu... Gimme that sandwich.
1448 01:13:31 I'm so sorry,but, um, I think the child lock is on.
1449 01:13:35 Can I get some help?
1450 01:13:38 Yeah.
1451 01:13:46 You talk to Benj?
1452 01:13:47 I called him yesterday,but his mom answered. She sounded pissed.
1453 01:13:51 Hey, guys.
1454 01:13:52 Damn, Koosh.What happened to you?
1455 01:13:54 - What'd I tell you?
1456 01:13:57 Where does he come from?
1457 01:14:00 Don't call me Koosh anymore.
1458 01:14:01 Being a legend is exhausting.
1459 01:14:04 Also, I'm starting to thinkmy brother might not be a great person.
1460 01:14:07 - He's not.- Yeah, he's a sociopath.
1461 01:14:10 From now on, just call me Danah.
1462 01:14:13 - With pleasure, Danah.
1463 01:14:16 Don't say it like that.
1464 01:14:20 Hi, George. All right?
1465 01:14:24 Hey.
1466 01:14:26 - You get up to anything this weekend?- Nope.
1467 01:14:27 - Yeah, pretty mellow.- Yeah, super lame.
1468 01:14:30 Oh man. We got off our asses.You would've loved it.
1469 01:14:34 Sorry again about those plus-ones.Next time, it's a lock.
1470 01:14:38 Connor! Eddie!
1471 01:14:40 Is Katrina Aurienna waving at you?
1472 01:14:43 Uh-huh, weird.
1473 01:14:45 Yeah, I guess we better go check it out.
1474 01:14:47 Hang on. Should I roll with?
1475 01:14:50 Ah...
1476 01:14:51 Nah! You know,it looks pretty full up there.
1477 01:14:54 But, hey, next time, man, it's a lock.
1478 01:15:01 - Alyssa.- No.
1479 01:15:07 Whoa, not so fast, Fetus.Freshmen sit on the floor.
1480 01:15:12 Yeah, back to the womb, Fetus.
1481 01:15:16 Um, I'm sorry.
1482 01:15:18 Who the fuck are you?
1483 01:15:20 Me? I'm--
1484 01:15:21 Yeah, no one cares.
1485 01:15:22 And his name is Connor,not Fetus, asshole.
1486 01:15:25 Now get up. My friends are sitting there.
1487 01:15:30 It's not a riddle, douchebag. Move.
1488 01:15:32 Let's go, boys. Chop-chop.
1489 01:15:34 Thank you. Hi.
1490 01:15:39 I washed your clothes.
1491 01:15:40 Oh, oh, you didn't have to--
1492 01:15:42 I also want to apologize.
1493 01:15:44 No, it's cool.
1494 01:15:45 Actually, it's pretty fucking farfrom cool.
1495 01:15:48 I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that.
1496 01:15:50 - Apology accepted.- Don't know what you're talking about.
1497 01:15:54 Thank you for being gentlemen.
1498 01:15:56 Come sit with us, please.
1499 01:16:01 Um, guys, meet my friends.This is Connor and Eddie.
1500 01:16:05 Hey, Connor. Good to meet you.
1501 01:16:07 What's up?- Fist bump. High five.
1502 01:16:08 All right, settle down.Settle down!
1503 01:16:14 Settle down. Okay.
1504 01:16:16 We got a lot to get through this morning.First up, Coach Barella.
1505 01:16:20 Come on!
1506 01:16:23 Guys, we are a week into the school year,
1507 01:16:26 and we're missingan absurd amount of towels.
1508 01:16:29 This isn't a hotel, okay?Those aren't free.
1509 01:16:33 Unrelated note. Our volleyball teamis in desperate need of an outside hitter.
1510 01:16:37 If you've gone through a growth spurt,I need to know about it.
1511 01:16:40 So if you have any jeansthat don't fit anymore
1512 01:16:45 or that you don't loveas much as you used to,
1513 01:16:48 put them inone of our jeans for teens bins,
1514 01:16:51 and they'll be donatedto underprivileged teens
1515 01:16:54 who can't afford jeans of their own.
1516 01:16:57 Everybody deserves jeans, guys.
1517 01:17:03 All right, that about does it for to--
1518 01:17:06 Oh, looks like we haveone more announcement
1519 01:17:08 from, uh... Benjamin Nielsen.
1520 01:17:22 - Hi, everyone.Yo, sup?
1521 01:17:24 - I'm Benj.Whoo! K-hole!
1522 01:17:31 I need to say something.
1523 01:17:35 I've been looking forwardto high school... forever.
1524 01:17:38 Nerd!
1525 01:17:42 I know, right?
1526 01:17:45 But for whatever reason, I believed
1527 01:17:46 that's where I was gonna becomemy best self.
1528 01:17:49 And I got off to a great start.I met some awesome people.
1529 01:17:54 But they didn't meet me.
1530 01:17:56 Not the real me.
1531 01:17:58 You see, I was so obsessedwith winning everyone over
1532 01:18:03 that I lost sight of the one personthat I truly care about.
1533 01:18:07 Bailey... this is for you.
1534 01:18:10 Oh!
1535 01:18:14 ♪ Like a foolI went and stayed too long ♪
1536 01:18:20 Shit, he's singing.He's fucking singing.
1537 01:18:24 ♪ Now I'm wonderingIf your love's still strong ♪
1538 01:18:28 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1539 01:18:30 ♪ Here I amSigned, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1540 01:18:43 ♪ Then that timeI went and said goodbye ♪
1541 01:18:48 ♪ Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry ♪
1542 01:18:51 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1543 01:18:53 ♪ Here I amSigned, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1544 01:19:00 ♪ I've done a lot of foolish things that ♪
1545 01:19:02 ♪ I really didn't mean ♪
1546 01:19:04 ♪ Oh, baby ♪
1547 01:19:06 ♪ Didn't I? ♪
1548 01:19:08 ♪ Yeah ♪
1549 01:19:11 ♪ Seen a lot of thingsIn this old world... ♪
1550 01:19:14 I want you!
1551 01:19:15 ♪ When I touch themThey mean nothing, girl ♪
1552 01:19:18 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1553 01:19:20 ♪ Here I amSigned, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1554 01:19:29 ♪ Ooh-wee, babe, you set my soul on fire ♪
1555 01:19:32 ♪ That's why I knowYou're my heart's only desire... ♪
1556 01:19:37 He's insane.
1557 01:19:38 ♪ Here I amSigned, sealed, delivered, I'm yours... ♪
1558 01:19:42 Everybody!
1559 01:19:45 ♪ Here I am, baby ♪
1560 01:19:48 ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1561 01:19:52 ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1562 01:19:57 ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1563 01:20:04 What do you say, Bailey?
1564 01:20:06 Will you be my girlfriend?
1565 01:20:08 Come on.
1566 01:20:20 No, dude. No. What are you doing?
1567 01:20:24 Oh shit!
1568 01:20:34 Okay! Okay!Fun is over! Get back to class!
1569 01:20:42 Sorry, buddy.
1570 01:20:56 You'll be okay.
1571 01:20:57 Yeah, at least you tried, man.
1572 01:21:00 Were you guys even watching?
1573 01:21:02 That was the most brutal thingI've seen in my life.
1574 01:21:04 - Shut up.- Watch it again if you don't believe me.
1575 01:21:07 - Put that away!- What the fuck, man? You were recording?
1576 01:21:10 ["Too Late Now" by Wet Leg playing
1577 01:21:13 - Someone needs to take your phone.- Were you recording?
1578 01:21:15 You're really irresponsible.
1579 01:21:21 Benj, you all right, buddy?
1580 01:21:25 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1581 01:21:28 Lot of year left.
1582 01:21:31 ♪ If I thought that you were cool ♪
1583 01:21:37 ♪ We would have hung out more in school ♪
1584 01:21:43 ♪ But now that we have all grown up ♪
1585 01:21:49 ♪ Well, all my friends have given up ♪
1586 01:21:56 ♪ Oh ♪
1587 01:22:09 ♪ No, there's nothing left to say ♪
1588 01:22:15 ♪ I just get up and walk away ♪
1589 01:22:21 ♪ If it ain't broke, don't try to fix ♪
1590 01:22:28 ♪ Well, life's supposed to be this shit ♪
1591 01:22:34 ♪ Now everything is going wellI think I changed my mind again ♪
1592 01:22:38 ♪ I'm not sure if this is a songI don't even know what I'm saying ♪
1593 01:22:41 ♪ Everything is going wrongI think I changed my mind again ♪
1594 01:22:43 ♪ I'm not sure if this is the kinda lifeThat I saw myself living ♪
1595 01:22:47 ♪ I don't need no dating appTo tell me I look like crap ♪
1596 01:22:50 ♪ To tell me if I'm thin or fatTo tell me should I shave my rat ♪
1597 01:22:54 - You wanted to see me?- Hi, Mitch. Have a seat.
1598 01:22:57 Right.
1599 01:23:00 Ah.
1600 01:23:11 Uh... what's that?
1601 01:23:15 Science!
1602 01:23:17 I...
1603 01:23:18 You do understand...we're gonna have to let you go.
1604 01:23:22 Yeah, totally. Totally understand. Yeah.
1605 01:23:26 Okay.
1606 01:23:37 Do you want this open or...
1607 01:23:38 - Closed.- Okay, you got it.
1608 01:23:40 Hey.
1609 01:23:42 Go, Warriors.
