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1 00:00:46 Long ago,our galaxy was ruled
2 00:00:49 by an alien racecalled the Eridians
3 00:00:52 whose power and technology
4 00:00:54 were far beyondhuman comprehension.
5 00:01:01 Though they disappearedages ago,
6 00:01:03 they left behind fragmentsof their technology,
7 00:01:07 scraps that becamethe foundation
8 00:01:10 for all human advancement.
9 00:01:13 But the Eridians'greatest secrets
10 00:01:15 were hidden in a vault
11 00:01:17 located on the planet Pandora.
12 00:01:22 The once peaceful worldwas overrun by corporations,
13 00:01:27 criminals,
14 00:01:28 - and treasure seekers...-Guns, guns, guns!
15 00:01:30 ...fightingand killing one another
16 00:01:32 for a chance to find the vault.
17 00:01:37 But it remained hidden.
18 00:01:42 Then, amidstthe clouds of chaos,
19 00:01:46 a glimmer of hopeshone through.
20 00:01:48 A prophecy.
21 00:01:50 That one day,
22 00:01:52 a daughter of Eridiawould open the vault
23 00:01:55 and restore orderto the broken planet.
24 00:02:01 Yeah.
25 00:02:02 That sounds likesome wacko B.S., right?
26 00:02:05 Well, I thought so too,until...
27 00:02:08 this mess happened.
28 00:02:14 There he is!
29 00:02:15 Stop!
30 00:02:33 God damn!
31 00:02:35 There's no air holes in there.
32 00:02:36 What a stupid helmet.
33 00:02:40 Tina.
34 00:02:41 Hey.
35 00:02:45 I'm Roland.
36 00:02:46 Yeah. There's been some, uh...
37 00:02:48 There's been some trouble.
38 00:02:50 And Atlas,
39 00:02:51 he sent meto bring you to safety.
40 00:02:55 - My dad sent you?- That's right.
41 00:02:57 His shortest soldier?
42 00:02:58 Yeah, his shortest soldier
43 00:03:00 to save his leastfunny daughter.
44 00:03:02 Code three security breach.
45 00:03:04 The station is in lockdown.
46 00:03:05 All personnelmust shelter in place.
47 00:03:08 - Okay, let's go.- Hey, hey, hey!
48 00:03:10 - Let's slow down.-Target in sight!
49 00:03:19 Come on. Come on.
50 00:03:21 Stop!
51 00:03:24 Stay down!
52 00:03:29 - Oh, God.- No, no!
53 00:03:31 Catch.
54 00:03:36 Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
55 00:03:37 Come here.
56 00:03:38 Code three security breach.
57 00:03:39 Come on. Come on.
58 00:03:40 The station is now in lockdown.
59 00:03:42 Wait, I changed my mind.Take me back to my cell.
60 00:03:43 - Please.- Come on.
61 00:03:49 Holy shit!One of the Psychos got out.
62 00:03:51 It's time to go insane!
63 00:03:56 You're in my spot.
64 00:03:58 Put him down. Put him down.
65 00:04:05 Hey, easy.
66 00:04:08 What do you, uh...
67 00:04:09 What do you sayme and you be friends?
68 00:04:11 Shit.
69 00:04:13 Sorry, Knoxx.
70 00:04:17 My girl.
71 00:04:22 Krieg,what's up, man?
72 00:04:24 You want some pancakes?
73 00:04:25 My girl broken.
74 00:04:28 It's Krieg, right?
75 00:04:30 Yeah.
76 00:04:33 What do you say you help meget her outta here?
77 00:04:37 Yeah.
78 00:04:47 Of course,
79 00:04:49 we can't all bethe daughter of Eridia,
80 00:04:51 skipping downthe path of destiny.
81 00:04:54 Some of ushave to work for a living.
82 00:04:57 You don't haveto do this, you know.
83 00:04:58 I mean, I can pay you.
84 00:05:01 Yeah, whatever's in my walletright now, it's yours.
85 00:05:03 Okay?
86 00:05:05 Shut upor I'll break your other arm.
87 00:05:07 Oh, no,one arm's good.
88 00:05:08 That's fine.
89 00:05:21 -'Sup?- Sorry.
90 00:05:26 - Quinn.- Lilith.
91 00:05:29 We do have other seats,you know.
92 00:05:31 Then he won't haveany trouble finding one.
93 00:05:34 Uh, not tonight.
94 00:05:35 Top shelf.
95 00:05:38 Not sure how topyou think the shelves are.
96 00:05:41 Eh, buy your kidsome dance lessons.
97 00:05:45 Hot date?
98 00:05:47 You remember that heist downin Lectra City last month?
99 00:05:49 Yeah, a couple of guards died.
100 00:05:51 Yeah, well, this sad sackwas the trigger man.
101 00:05:53 Listen, I never meantto shoot anyone.
102 00:05:54 I was...
103 00:05:56 I'm getting too oldfor this shit.
104 00:06:00 Bounty hunting? Uh.
105 00:06:01 It's for the young and stupid.Am I right?
106 00:06:05 You really want meto answer that?
107 00:06:06 I do not.
108 00:06:07 Lilith.
109 00:06:11 Piss off.
110 00:06:12 I heard you were quitethe crusty old...
111 00:06:17 Wait. Wait, wait.
112 00:06:19 We, uh, maybe got offon the wrong foot.
113 00:06:23 You see, um...
114 00:06:27 I represent a very wealthy man
115 00:06:30 who has a contract for you.
116 00:06:32 I've got a job.
117 00:06:34 Maybe next month.
118 00:06:35 You collect on that scum
119 00:06:37 dead or alive, right?
120 00:06:39 Hey.
121 00:06:41 Not in here, big boy.
122 00:06:43 We don't want any trouble.
123 00:06:45 It's just, uh, our employeris, uh, not one for waiting.
124 00:06:49 Who is?
125 00:07:06 Are you with these assholes?
126 00:07:09 Or are you just a fanof violence?
127 00:07:11 These gentlemen work
128 00:07:12 or should I say "worked" for me?
129 00:07:19 I'll get Kimberto clean this up.
130 00:07:21 Thanks, Quinn.
131 00:07:27 That was impressive.
132 00:07:29 I warned themnot to underestimate you.
133 00:07:32 My name is Deukalian Atlas.
134 00:07:35 And, uh...
135 00:07:37 Hold on.
136 00:07:38 This is...
137 00:07:39 This is rather awkward.
138 00:07:41 Hey, you there.
139 00:07:43 Fat boy.
140 00:07:44 Put me on.
141 00:07:47 But she justkilled Frank and Wes.
142 00:07:50 But she would nevershoot a man of your caliber.
143 00:07:54 Mm.
144 00:08:05 As I was saying...
145 00:08:06 Start walking.
146 00:08:08 My name is Deukalian Atlas.
147 00:08:10 President of the...
148 00:08:11 The Atlas Corporation?
149 00:08:14 Clue's in the name.
150 00:08:16 Look, uh, this has beena really long day.
151 00:08:19 Can we just skip to,
152 00:08:21 I don't know, whatever this is?
153 00:08:23 Of course.
154 00:08:24 My daughter has been kidnapped,
155 00:08:26 and I need her returned to me.
156 00:08:27 Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
157 00:08:31 Haven't you got sometoy soldiers you can send?
158 00:08:33 Yes, the Crimson Lance.
159 00:08:36 Unfortunately, the kidnapperis one of them.
160 00:08:38 I need an outsider.
161 00:08:40 Someone who knowshow to handle a planet
162 00:08:42 full of Psychos, skags,and vault hunters
163 00:08:44 like they were born there.
164 00:08:46 Your daughter's on Pandora?
165 00:08:49 Thoughts and prayers.
166 00:08:51 But you couldn't pay me enough
167 00:08:52 to set footon that shithole again.
168 00:08:54 Are you sure about that?
169 00:08:57 Oh.
170 00:08:58 Maybe you could.
171 00:09:00 Okay, I'll startwhen my current contract ends.
172 00:09:08 Seems like you're freeto start immediately.
173 00:09:12 Give her the beacon.
174 00:09:17 Activate this devicewhen you find my daughter
175 00:09:19 and my peoplewill retrieve her.
176 00:09:21 You haven't disappointedso far, Lilith.
177 00:09:24 I advise you not to start.
178 00:09:28 Sorry.
179 00:09:34 Oh, shit.
180 00:09:54 Thank you forflying Atlas transport pods.
181 00:09:57 You've arrivedat your destination.
182 00:09:59 Pandora.
183 00:10:01 Let me tell youeverything you need to know
184 00:10:03 about Pandora.
185 00:10:09 It's a shithole.
186 00:10:10 I should know. I'm from here.
187 00:10:12 God, I hate this planet.
188 00:10:15 It's the kind of place
189 00:10:17 you don't ever wanna return to.
190 00:10:21 So, the sooner I find the girl,
191 00:10:24 the sooner I canget the hell outta here.
192 00:10:30 The soldier had hijackedone of Atlas' shuttles
193 00:10:32 and crash-landed heremonths ago.
194 00:10:35 There wasn't much left of it.
195 00:10:37 It'd been stripped for parts
196 00:10:38 and vandalizedby vault hunters.
197 00:10:42 No way to knowif he and Tina even survived.
198 00:10:45 Wanna know if you've seen her.
199 00:10:47 But then I spoketo some locals.
200 00:10:48 Scavenger kidsbarely scraping out a living.
201 00:10:52 They told meTina and the soldier
202 00:10:54 had passed through weeks ago
203 00:10:55 heading northtowards Fyrestone.
204 00:10:58 Then I raninto some other locals.
205 00:11:01 Run!
206 00:11:02 Psychos.Murderous gangs.
207 00:11:14 It was time to catch a rideand head north.
208 00:11:20 Hello, vault hunter.
209 00:11:22 Need a ride?
210 00:11:23 Yeah, I'm nota vault hunter, but...
211 00:11:24 Then welcome aboard.
212 00:11:26 People inside, bags up top.
213 00:11:28 Don't needany explosives going pop.
214 00:11:30 That is a mess to clean up,believe me.
215 00:11:40 Hello, passenger.
216 00:11:42 My name is Marcus.
217 00:11:45 But of course,
218 00:11:46 you're not here for small talk.
219 00:11:48 You are here to find the vault.
220 00:11:51 Uh, you can stop there.
221 00:11:52 Not a vault hunter.
222 00:11:53 Just need a ride.
223 00:11:54 If you say so.
224 00:12:01 Well, hello,brave vault hunter.
225 00:12:04 So, you've come in search
226 00:12:06 of the secret lost vaultof the Eridians,
227 00:12:10 right here on Pandora!
228 00:12:13 Do you want to be richbeyond your wildest dreams?
229 00:12:16 First, you must find the keys,
230 00:12:18 then the vault itself,but it won't be easy.
231 00:12:21 Could you turn this shit off?
232 00:12:23 Not a vault hunter.
233 00:12:24 No can do.
234 00:12:26 This bus is for transportingvault hunters, so...
235 00:12:29 Will you bethe one to find the vault?
236 00:12:32 Ancient alien treasure filledwith high-tech secrets...
237 00:12:36 Pandora is a dangerous place,
238 00:12:38 so you need superior firepower.
239 00:12:40 Prepare yourselfwith one of Marcus' munitions.
240 00:12:42 Next stop, Fyrestone,
241 00:12:45 where all vault hunters begin.
242 00:12:47 Uh, no.
243 00:12:48 Really, I am not...
244 00:12:54 Thanks.
245 00:12:55 Good luck, vault hunter.
246 00:12:57 I hope you findwhat you're searching for.
247 00:13:57 Two weeks on the trail,
248 00:13:58 and it was as coldas Pandora's moons.
249 00:14:02 Tina and the soldierwere long gone.
250 00:14:05 I needed a miracle,but I got something else.
251 00:14:22 My eye!
252 00:14:25 You shot me in my eye!
253 00:14:27 You blinded me for life!
254 00:14:28 How will I manage to survive?
255 00:14:30 I'm just kidding!
256 00:14:32 I was designed to withstandall kinds of violent acts,
257 00:14:35 even completelyunjustified ones like yours.
258 00:14:38 Now, I bet you're wondering,
259 00:14:40 what's the deal with this thing?
260 00:14:42 Uh, no, I'm not.
261 00:14:43 I'm programmed for humor,
262 00:14:44 so I will process thatas "witty banter."
263 00:14:46 Beat it.
264 00:14:47 I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
265 00:14:50 possibly the last of my kindstill in service.
266 00:14:53 But you can call me...
267 00:14:55 Whoopsie! Ha!
268 00:14:56 You accidentally shot mein the face again.
269 00:14:58 As I was saying,you can call me Claptrap.
270 00:15:01 You know,I can do this all night,
271 00:15:03 so piss off.
272 00:15:04 Believe me,I wish I could
273 00:15:05 based on what littleI've experienced
274 00:15:07 of your horrendous personality.
275 00:15:09 But I have no choice.
276 00:15:11 What do you mean?
277 00:15:12 Did Atlas send you?
278 00:15:14 Atlas? Yuck!
279 00:15:15 I don't workfor the competition.
280 00:15:17 No, I've been lying dormantunder a garbage heap
281 00:15:19 for... calculating... 36 years!
282 00:15:21 But the momentyou landed on Pandora,
283 00:15:23 I was reactivated
284 00:15:25 because I've been programmedto help you upon your return!
285 00:15:28 No one knew I was coming here.
286 00:15:29 Not even me.
287 00:15:31 Who programmed you?
288 00:15:32 I don't know!
289 00:15:34 Which is a shame,because you're an awful person
290 00:15:35 and I'd love to knowwho to blame for this.
291 00:15:37 Since I don't, I haveno choice but to serve you
292 00:15:40 until you're dead.
293 00:15:42 Did that sound like a threat?Sorry.
294 00:15:44 Anyway, as long asyou're not dead,
295 00:15:46 - I'm here to help.- Oh.
296 00:15:47 And I have many skills.
297 00:15:49 Balancing.
298 00:15:51 Turning in circles.
299 00:15:52 I don't need a partner.
300 00:15:54 Uh, I can also accessthe ECHOnet.
301 00:15:56 Did you say "ECHOnet"?
302 00:15:58 Can you use it to find someone?
303 00:16:00 Of course.Just show me a picture.
304 00:16:01 I'll hack and search
305 00:16:03 its slowly dyingvisual banks for matches
306 00:16:05 and find your target'slast known location.
307 00:16:07 Find her.
308 00:16:08 She was last seenoutside Fyrestone.
309 00:16:10 Accessing network.
310 00:16:13 ♪ Scanning, scanningScanning ♪
311 00:16:15 ♪ Scanning, scanningScanning ♪
312 00:16:17 ♪ Scanning, scanningScanning ♪
313 00:16:19 ♪ Scanning, scanningScanning ♪
314 00:16:20 Could you do itwithout the singing?
315 00:16:22 Yes!
316 00:16:24 ♪ Scanning, scanningScanning ♪
317 00:16:26 Done!
318 00:16:27 Your target was last recorded
319 00:16:29 near an abandoned quarryin the Tundra Express!
320 00:16:31 It's only 132 days on foot
321 00:16:34 with a 98% chance of beingeaten by a Craw maggot!
322 00:16:36 I like those odds!
323 00:16:39 We're gonna need some wheels.
324 00:16:43 That's the Crimson Lance,Atlas' private army.
325 00:16:46 What are they doing here?
326 00:16:47 Oh, just a guess here.
327 00:16:49 Exactly the same thingyou're doing.
328 00:16:52 And the Lanceteaming up with the Psychos?
329 00:16:55 It seems like Atlas will hire
330 00:16:57 just about anyoneto find his daughter.
331 00:16:59 Concentrating.Sorry.
332 00:17:04 Huh. The Lance are leaving.
333 00:17:06 I guess they didn't find her.
334 00:17:07 No more Mommy!
335 00:17:09 Free lunch! Hot delivery!
336 00:17:14 Huh?
337 00:17:24 That was so out of characterto save those children.
338 00:17:27 Well, I needed a ride.
339 00:17:28 For a second there,
340 00:17:30 I thought you weren'ta horrible person.
341 00:17:32 Phew! The worldmakes sense again.
342 00:17:34 Now, there's only roomfor one up front,
343 00:17:36 but worry not.
344 00:17:37 I can sit on your lap.
345 00:17:42 Lilith!
346 00:17:43 You accidentally locked mein the back!
347 00:17:46 Lilith!
348 00:18:17 Please drain my battery.
349 00:18:19 Put me back to sleep.
350 00:18:21 I won't tell.
351 00:18:22 You said you wanted to help.
352 00:18:24 I said I'm programmed to help.
353 00:18:25 What I want to dois wipe my memory,
354 00:18:27 you horrendous she-devil.
355 00:18:29 Are you sure theseare the right coordinates?
356 00:18:32 Yes. This is the last knownlocation of your quarry.
357 00:18:34 Get it?
358 00:18:37 But it looks likeshe's long gone by now.
359 00:18:41 Does it?
360 00:19:14 You know, it's quitea menagerie you've got here.
361 00:19:18 You could startyour own Pandoran zoo.
362 00:19:28 You must be Tina.
363 00:19:33 Name's Lilith.
364 00:19:37 So, that soldier...
365 00:19:40 who brought you here,
366 00:19:41 is he playinghide-and-seek, too?
367 00:19:43 He left me.
368 00:19:45 I haven't seen him in days.
369 00:19:48 Well, I'm here to take you home
370 00:19:49 to your father.
371 00:19:52 Yeah, he seems likea real, uh, sweetheart.
372 00:19:55 What? My daddy?
373 00:19:57 I get to see my daddy?
374 00:19:58 Really?
375 00:20:00 I've been so afraid.
376 00:20:01 - Yeah.-I've been scared.
377 00:20:02 Speaking of your daddy...
378 00:20:04 The noises outsidereally freaked me out.
379 00:20:05 I've just gotta let him knowthat I got you safe...
380 00:20:07 I should probablyget my stuff.
381 00:20:08 Shit.
382 00:20:09 I really love my daddy.
383 00:20:12 He's such a nurturingparental figure.
384 00:20:14 Sure, I'll have to takeyour word for it.
385 00:20:21 Miss Lilith,
386 00:20:22 can you grab my Badonkadonk?
387 00:20:26 Your what now?
388 00:20:36 You little...
389 00:20:43 I love itwhen bounty hunters drop by.
390 00:20:46 Time to make it rain...
391 00:20:48 with your body parts.
392 00:20:59 Hey.
393 00:21:01 You still alive down there?
394 00:21:05 She seems deranged.
395 00:21:08 You two have a lot in common.
396 00:21:13 Only she's smaller,nicer, cuter.
397 00:21:16 Hope that wasn'tsomething important.
398 00:21:17 Fix this.
399 00:21:19 Because, whoo, it's toast.
400 00:21:23 Where'd you go?
401 00:21:26 Tina.
402 00:21:29 Look, I... I'm here to save you.
403 00:21:32 Do I look likeI need saving?
404 00:21:33 'Cause I'm up here
405 00:21:35 and you're all hidingunder a car.
406 00:21:37 Like a bitch!
407 00:21:38 You get down here right now.
408 00:21:40 Oh, Krieg!
409 00:21:47 This fancy-ass woman
410 00:21:49 just pointed a gunat your best friend.
411 00:21:53 I will lickyour spine clean.
412 00:21:55 Holed up with Psychos?
413 00:21:58 He only used to be a Psycho.
414 00:22:01 Now he's my big brother!
415 00:22:03 How sweet.
416 00:22:04 One of you kill the other,I'm gonna go get a coffee.
417 00:22:16 Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
418 00:22:18 You've walkedthe wrong dog.
419 00:22:21 Shoot him in the face.
420 00:22:23 Shoot him in the face again.
421 00:22:27 It's not working.Forget it. Abort. Go!
422 00:22:29 Run, run!
423 00:22:52 Mine's bigger.
424 00:22:57 Listen.
425 00:22:59 I was sent by your father.
426 00:23:01 Well, that's strange.
427 00:23:03 Because I don'thave a father, lady.
428 00:23:06 I know this planetcan mess with your mind.
429 00:23:08 My mind is awesome.
430 00:23:10 My mind's so cool.
431 00:23:11 Listen, I don't wanna be here.Nothing personal.
432 00:23:15 So, if you couldjust come with me,
433 00:23:16 and you could talk to your dad
434 00:23:17 and you guys can sort it out,
435 00:23:19 family style. And I can...
436 00:23:27 Nice work, lady.You led 'em straight to me.
437 00:23:30 So, Atlas sentsomeone new to find the girl.
438 00:23:34 Never would have thoughtit was a scumbag vault hunter.
439 00:23:37 Actually, I'm nota scumbag vault hunter.
440 00:23:39 Actually,she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
441 00:23:42 You know, it's notmy fault you suck at your job,
442 00:23:44 whoever you are. Who are you?
443 00:23:46 Commander Knoxxof the Crimson Lance.
444 00:23:48 And I'm taking the girl with me.
445 00:23:50 Oh, yeah?
446 00:23:51 You and what army?
447 00:23:53 The one right behind me.
448 00:23:58 Move, move.
449 00:23:59 Charlie team, right side.
450 00:24:01 On your lead, with me!
451 00:24:04 Stay behind me.
452 00:24:05 - I'll go.- Wait.
453 00:24:07 And if you're both nice,
454 00:24:08 I'll put in a good wordwith Daddy.
455 00:24:12 Sounds good to me.
456 00:24:14 Sergeant Russo,
457 00:24:15 bring me a neurocollarfor the girl.
458 00:24:17 Copy that, Commander.
459 00:24:18 A collar?
460 00:24:21 I love new jewelry.
461 00:24:22 Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
462 00:24:26 Catch.
463 00:24:28 Will you be my friend?
464 00:24:30 Oh, shit!
465 00:24:31 Yes!
466 00:24:40 - Come on!- Hey!
467 00:25:04 Oh, shit!
468 00:25:05 Tina!
469 00:25:13 Stop.She's coming with me.
470 00:25:22 I leave you alonefor 10 minutes...
471 00:25:24 Get in the car.
472 00:25:25 It's okay. He's with me.
473 00:25:27 I wish I wasn't.
474 00:25:28 Get in the car!
475 00:25:32 Go, go!
476 00:25:40 Lilith, wait for me!
477 00:25:42 What did I tell you?
478 00:25:43 Minimal explosions.
479 00:25:45 No, I said no explosions!
480 00:25:47 Who the hell are you?
481 00:25:48 This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
482 00:25:50 Oh. She's a scumbagbounty hunter.
483 00:25:52 No, I am a high-endbounty hunter, pal.
484 00:25:55 -No.- And letting kids get shot at
485 00:25:57 was not partof my job description.
486 00:25:58 Oh, I bet it wasn't.
487 00:25:59 Lilith. Lilith.
488 00:26:01 You inadvertently leftyour best friend behind!
489 00:26:04 To die!
490 00:26:07 Lilith!
491 00:26:16 Move, move, move!
492 00:26:20 Hey!No pressure or anything
493 00:26:21 but I'd love to come inside,
494 00:26:23 - if you get a chance.- What are you doing?
495 00:26:24 Just hoping you canreach out and scoop me up.
496 00:26:27 You don't have to stop, just...
497 00:26:29 Hey!
498 00:26:31 Go easy on the merchandise.
499 00:26:33 Here they come!
500 00:26:38 All units,you are now weapons free!
501 00:26:41 Take them down!
502 00:26:49 Damn it! You know what?
503 00:26:52 You drive.
504 00:27:06 You programmed to steer?
505 00:27:08 Who, me?
506 00:27:16 Who's driving the damn truck?
507 00:27:17 ♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪
508 00:27:19 ♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
509 00:27:20 ♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
510 00:27:30 Locking on target, ma'am.
511 00:27:32 We got a problem!
512 00:27:35 Brace for impact!
513 00:27:38 Holy underwear!
514 00:27:45 I told you to drive. Damn it.
515 00:27:55 Bandit one, four,up on the right. Cut 'em off.
516 00:28:02 They got us pinned.
517 00:28:05 Not yet they don't. Hold on.
518 00:28:18 - Brace yourselves.-What are you doing?
519 00:28:33 That was a terrible idea
520 00:28:36 but it worked.
521 00:28:37 Mm, maybe.
522 00:28:40 Where are we?
523 00:28:42 Pisswash gully.
524 00:28:47 What's that smell? Ugh.
525 00:28:49 - Put the window up.- Why?
526 00:28:51 Put the window up!
527 00:28:52 What is that smell?
528 00:28:54 What is this "smell"thing everyone talks about?
529 00:28:55 - Listen to what I just said!- I don't want to!
530 00:28:57 - Roll the window up!- Don't tell me what to...
531 00:29:04 It's in my mouth!
532 00:29:06 Sardine showers.
533 00:29:07 It's pee. It's pee.
534 00:29:09 Now I got peeall in the middle of my truck.
535 00:29:11 Correction.It's 67% urine...
536 00:29:13 14% fecal...
537 00:29:25 - Oh!-Look out!
538 00:29:30 Oh, God!
539 00:29:33 Don't nobody move.
540 00:29:34 I'm not about to die in this...
541 00:29:35 Shut up.
542 00:29:41 Okay.
543 00:29:43 Is that...
544 00:29:44 This don't look so good.
545 00:29:46 Yes, it is.
546 00:29:49 That thing looks angry!
547 00:29:50 - Do you wanna press reverse?-Or hungry.
548 00:29:54 Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.It's gonna kill us.
549 00:29:55 Wait a second.
550 00:29:56 Do you want me to press reverse?
551 00:29:58 No, I don'twant you to do nothing!
552 00:30:03 Oh, my God!
553 00:30:08 Your friends are back.
554 00:30:14 Roland, don't be stupid.
555 00:30:16 Just give us the girl.
556 00:30:20 Everybody, buckle up.I got a plan.
557 00:30:25 Somebody hold me!
558 00:30:28 Seriously, I have no seat belt!
559 00:30:30 Roland, what are you doing?
560 00:30:34 - Go, go, go!-Hold on!
561 00:30:41 - Hold it!-No, no, no!
562 00:30:58 Shit.
563 00:30:59 Feels like we blew a tire.
564 00:31:01 You call that a plan?
565 00:31:03 It worked, didn't it?
566 00:31:05 Feel free to applaud.
567 00:31:11 Yay for not dying!
568 00:31:36 Nothing.
569 00:31:39 - You stay here and keep watch.-Okay.
570 00:31:41 But it's youthey don't seem to trust.
571 00:31:43 And who can blame them?
572 00:31:45 ♪ Scanning, scanning, scanningScanning ♪
573 00:31:55 They should be after us by now.
574 00:32:01 Stingrays won't pursuewithout ground support.
575 00:32:04 Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
576 00:32:06 Let it down, big guy.
577 00:32:09 Before you added kidnappingto your resume
578 00:32:11 you were an officerin Crimson Lance.
579 00:32:13 Right?
580 00:32:14 Roland didn't kidnap me.He saved me.
581 00:32:17 Saved you from what?
582 00:32:18 A life of ease and plenty?
583 00:32:20 My daddy thinksI'm the daughter of Eridia.
584 00:32:22 I can open the vault.
585 00:32:24 The vault?
586 00:32:25 That's what this shit is about?
587 00:32:28 You stole her for yourself.
588 00:32:30 Now, do you knowhow many people have died
589 00:32:33 looking for that holein the dirt?
590 00:32:34 Well, I do.
591 00:32:36 My mother was one of them.
592 00:32:37 We have something they don't,baby girl.
593 00:32:39 Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
594 00:32:41 Can-do attitude?The power of friendship?
595 00:32:44 A conscience.
596 00:32:46 Whatever's in that vault,
597 00:32:47 a man like Atlascan never get his hands on it.
598 00:32:48 - All right, Roland, calm down.-No!
599 00:32:50 She's a scumbag bounty hunterwho works for Atlas.
600 00:32:52 What, and you think your bandof merry heroes can stop him?
601 00:32:55 Oh, we can try.
602 00:32:56 We just can't watch our backswhile doing it.
603 00:32:58 So, do me a favor.Take your weapon.
604 00:33:00 Toss it over here.
605 00:33:01 Grab some supplies, take a walk.
606 00:33:03 You know, when Atlas finds outabout that party back there,
607 00:33:07 I'm as good as dead.
608 00:33:09 So, like it or not...
609 00:33:11 we're on the same side.
610 00:33:22 A side without an army,I might add.
611 00:33:25 So, I hopeyou got a better plan than
612 00:33:28 driving downa thresher's gullet.
613 00:33:31 No.
614 00:33:32 But I know someone who does.
615 00:33:34 A scientist, a vault expert.
616 00:33:36 It was her idea to breakTina out and collect the keys.
617 00:33:40 One key down, two more to go.
618 00:33:41 And, of course, me.
619 00:33:44 Load up.
620 00:33:45 Next stop, Sanctuary City.
621 00:33:47 All right!
622 00:33:48 Road trip!
623 00:33:54 All right, mask up.
624 00:33:56 We wanna keep a low profile.
625 00:34:01 Market clear.
626 00:34:03 Copy that.
627 00:34:05 Oh, this placesure has changed,
628 00:34:06 for the worse.
629 00:34:08 Back off. Back off!Heading to Gate 23.
630 00:34:10 Oh, my.
631 00:34:11 Who's this handsome devil?
632 00:34:13 He's a badass killer.
633 00:34:15 And the reward'sjust gone up to 150 grand.
634 00:34:18 Looks like you're not
635 00:34:20 the only onethat's special, kid.
636 00:34:21 Cannibal frog convention!
637 00:34:23 Okay, so we're here.
638 00:34:25 Now what?
639 00:34:26 I needto locate my contact.
640 00:34:27 Moxxi will know how to find her.
641 00:34:29 Moxxi?
642 00:34:31 Yeah. You know her?
643 00:34:32 Yeah, kind of.
644 00:34:33 I mean, it's been a while.
645 00:34:35 Would you be a dolland hold this? Thank you.
646 00:34:36 Kriegy! Give me a ride.
647 00:34:38 Hey.
648 00:34:40 We're trying to stay low-key.
649 00:34:41 Hey. Did you find
650 00:34:43 what you were looking forin Fyrestone?
651 00:34:46 Never seen you before, stranger.
652 00:34:47 Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
653 00:34:51 I never forget a gun.
654 00:34:53 What are you up to now,Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
655 00:34:56 She's vault hunting.
656 00:34:58 I knew it.
657 00:35:00 I told you, I knew it.
658 00:35:12 Well, well, well.
659 00:35:13 Look what the skag dragged in.
660 00:35:16 -Hey, Mox.- Get on in there.
661 00:35:18 Oh, you are most welcome.
662 00:35:28 Milkshake formy little sugarplum,
663 00:35:30 and drinks for my friends.
664 00:35:33 I got something to show you.
665 00:35:35 Everyone, come over here.
666 00:35:37 Step into my office.
667 00:35:39 Roland?
668 00:35:42 - Roland.-I got it.
669 00:35:46 Excuse me.
670 00:35:48 I knew it was you.
671 00:35:49 - Oh, my God.-Hey, Larry.
672 00:35:51 You probablydon't remember me, but
673 00:35:53 I sure remember you.
674 00:35:57 Your mama was a good woman.
675 00:35:59 Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
676 00:36:03 All right. So,where is this, uh, scientist?
677 00:36:08 So, this is where you're headed.
678 00:36:09 You go all the wayup those stairs
679 00:36:11 and right there is the elevator.
680 00:36:14 -Mm-hm.- Push the button.
681 00:36:15 Passcode's "ECHO."
682 00:36:17 - ECHO?- ECHO.
683 00:36:20 You sure it's safeto stay there?
684 00:36:22 Yeah, as long as this one heredon't blow up the joint.
685 00:36:25 How's that milkshake there,sugar pie?
686 00:36:29 Listen.
687 00:36:31 For whatever it's worth...
688 00:36:33 I'm real happythat you came back home.
689 00:36:37 And I hope that you knowhow much your mama loved you.
690 00:36:40 She always told mehow special you were.
691 00:36:42 You know, I appreciate the help.
692 00:36:45 Let's just leave it at that.
693 00:36:49 Right.
694 00:36:50 When they were chasing you,I was like,
695 00:36:51 "Hey, don't shoot that guy.He's my roomie."
696 00:36:52 - You... You said that?- Yeah, man.
697 00:36:54 Hey, you seeyour bounty went up?
698 00:36:57 - My?- Your bounty.
699 00:36:58 Get outta here.
700 00:37:00 Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
701 00:37:01 What'd you do to her, man?
702 00:37:03 Man, I kind of... kind ofghosted her, you know?
703 00:37:05 Yeah, you did, man.You ghosted all of us, man.
704 00:37:10 Yeah.
705 00:37:13 Anyway, man,it was really good to see you.
706 00:37:15 And, you know, you can trust me.
707 00:37:16 We're friends, man.I'm not gonna tell a soul.
708 00:37:19 Oh, Larry,I'm not worried about you.
709 00:37:20 You're my guy.
710 00:37:22 You're my main man.
711 00:37:24 I got a feeling you're notgoing to tell anybody.
712 00:37:32 Is he going to be okay?
713 00:37:33 Well, he'll havea hell of a hangover.
714 00:37:35 Ooh, who knew electricityprovoked defecation?
715 00:37:38 Hey.
716 00:37:42 Y'all betterhustle out the back.
717 00:37:43 Go out this way.
718 00:37:44 I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
719 00:37:46 - Claptrap, let's go.- Go on. Go on. Go on.
720 00:37:48 Your buddy boy here just drankabout 10 shots too many
721 00:37:52 then he droppedlike a sack of potatoes.
722 00:37:55 I think you forgot me.
723 00:37:57 Mm. And a tipis always appreciated.
724 00:38:07 All right.
725 00:38:09 This looks like it.
726 00:38:12 ECHO.
727 00:38:18 ECHO?
728 00:38:21 Sure that's the password?
729 00:38:22 Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
730 00:38:25 ECHO. ECHO.
731 00:38:26 All right.
732 00:38:31 You fools would literallybe dead without me.
733 00:38:33 - You need me.-Here we go.
734 00:38:34 Come on, Claptrap.
735 00:38:36 Where are we going?Up.
736 00:38:47 So, you trustthis woman?
737 00:38:48 She's a xeno-archaeologist,all right?
738 00:38:51 She's a little odd.
739 00:38:52 But she knows everythingabout the vault.
740 00:38:54 So, if she says something weird,
741 00:38:57 don't let it get to you, okay?
742 00:38:58 I am 10to the 100th power
743 00:39:01 impressed with this place.
744 00:39:03 Cool.
745 00:39:05 Oh! I see you have the girl.
746 00:39:07 That's right.
747 00:39:09 Did you finda vault key, too?
748 00:39:11 Hi, I'm Tina.
749 00:39:14 The special one.
750 00:39:15 Huh.
751 00:39:19 Tannis.
752 00:39:31 Oh.
753 00:39:33 Hello, Lilith.
754 00:39:37 Okay, good.So you guys know each other.
755 00:39:39 Unfortunately.
756 00:39:42 I'm not staying here.
757 00:39:44 What?
758 00:39:45 Okay.
759 00:39:47 But you all smelllike thresher urine.
760 00:39:49 And your wanted posterjust went up all over town.
761 00:39:51 So, I suggest that you allsettle in and clean up.
762 00:39:54 Now, the electroshoweris right over there.
763 00:39:57 Ooh, shower.
764 00:39:58 Hey, kids,we're out of here. Let's go.
765 00:40:00 Lilith? Hey, I get it.There's history here.
766 00:40:02 I don't even needto know what it is.
767 00:40:03 The point is that she's right.
768 00:40:05 If there's a poster of me,that means there's one of you.
769 00:40:06 They're looking for all of us.
770 00:40:08 I hate to say it,but we don't have a choice.
771 00:40:09 We gotta sit tight.
772 00:40:12 Lilith, we don't have a choice.
773 00:40:13 What is happening, Tannis?
774 00:40:15 -Electroshower.- Wait.
775 00:40:17 Wait, guys.
776 00:40:20 -Time to shower.- Claptrap.
777 00:40:22 ♪ It's time for showeringShowering, time for some... ♪
778 00:40:24 That's not... No.
779 00:40:25 Claptrap.
780 00:40:30 Rebooting.
781 00:40:31 Everybody,just settle down, please.
782 00:40:33 Settle down.
783 00:40:35 Hey, hey! Settle down.
784 00:40:37 Square root of 929,000...
785 00:40:38 I am basing my assumptionthat you're upset
786 00:40:40 on your body language.
787 00:40:42 Perceptive as ever, I see.
788 00:40:48 Because of your mother?
789 00:40:50 Uh, no, because of you.
790 00:40:54 She trusted you...
791 00:40:57 to take care of me.
792 00:41:00 But you ran back here
793 00:41:01 to chase after that mysticalEridian vault bullshit.
794 00:41:07 I left you with tradespeople.
795 00:41:10 Oh.
796 00:41:11 Yes. You meanthe murderers and thieves
797 00:41:14 on the mining ship.
798 00:41:16 It's what your mother wanted.
799 00:41:19 She wanted meto learn how to kill
800 00:41:21 by the age of 10?
801 00:41:22 How to survive.
802 00:41:24 I had to come back hereto finish her work.
803 00:41:26 She believed the Eridian vault
804 00:41:28 had the power to change thingsfor the better and...
805 00:41:30 She traded her daughterfor a waste of time.
806 00:41:50 Go back inside.
807 00:41:53 It's not safe.
808 00:41:55 I can look after myself.
809 00:41:57 Told you I'm special.
810 00:42:00 Aren't we all?
811 00:42:02 Yeah.
812 00:42:03 They made me that way.
813 00:42:04 Made you?
814 00:42:07 What do you mean?
815 00:42:11 Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
816 00:42:13 isn't he?
817 00:42:14 Yes and no.
818 00:42:16 Not a "yes or no" question.
819 00:42:19 He's...
820 00:42:22 my...
821 00:42:25 creator.
822 00:42:28 Atlas is bananapants obsessedwith the vault.
823 00:42:32 He says only a daughterof Eridia can open it.
824 00:42:36 He found a pieceof the vault key,
825 00:42:40 and on that piece
826 00:42:41 was a tiny bit...
827 00:42:44 of blood.
828 00:42:46 Eridian blood.
829 00:42:49 He cloned an Eridian.
830 00:42:50 And guess who that Eridian is?
831 00:42:54 Hmm. Is her name Tina?
832 00:42:57 Boom.
833 00:42:59 But it's all good.
834 00:43:01 I don't care I grew up in a lab.
835 00:43:04 I never wanteda mother or a father.
836 00:43:07 He created you to open a vault.
837 00:43:10 God, what an asshole.
838 00:43:12 That's an understatement.
839 00:43:16 He'll use whatevertechnology's inside
840 00:43:18 and make superweapons.
841 00:43:21 The dude's got major issues.
842 00:43:25 I'm just a product to Atlas.
843 00:43:29 If he gets me,
844 00:43:30 he's gonna make meopen the vault.
845 00:43:33 Then he's just gonna lock me upinto another secret lab
846 00:43:37 and do more experiments.
847 00:43:39 And if you sawthe things they did
848 00:43:41 to the other clones...
849 00:43:42 He's not gonna find you.
850 00:43:57 Yo! Whassup?
851 00:44:00 Yeah!
852 00:44:01 Hey, there, sugar chips.
853 00:44:03 You need a firmware update?
854 00:44:04 Piss off, short stuff.
855 00:44:06 Someone needsan oil change.
856 00:44:10 My daddy always had a saying.
857 00:44:13 Never trust a manwho can't hold his liquor.
858 00:44:17 She tased me, all right?
859 00:44:18 I love alcohol.
860 00:44:19 I can be wild.
861 00:44:21 As for that little girl,
862 00:44:22 you don't thinkthe second I saw her,
863 00:44:24 I wouldn't hand herright over to you
864 00:44:26 just to get rid of you?
865 00:44:27 I admire the fight,
866 00:44:28 but let me take you throughwhat happens next.
867 00:44:30 Spare parts!We seal the city...
868 00:44:32 Anyone gotspare parts that I can use?
869 00:44:34 Uh-oh.
870 00:44:36 Hey, hey, that's his robot.
871 00:44:37 It's an old CL4P...
872 00:44:38 Excuse me.Coming through.
873 00:44:39 Got a computer virus.Highly contagious.
874 00:44:43 Clear the street!
875 00:44:44 You,down on the ground.
876 00:44:45 Move, move, move!
877 00:44:49 Now that we haveTina and the first key,
878 00:44:51 I wanna show you this.
879 00:44:54 This is a mining journalleft behind
880 00:44:57 by a corporate bureaucrat.
881 00:44:58 He cataloged everythingthe miners brought in,
882 00:45:00 most of it useless.
883 00:45:01 But on this page...
884 00:45:08 Another key.
885 00:45:10 He thought it was a uselesspiece of Eridian pottery.
886 00:45:13 He had no cluethey'd found a vault key.
887 00:45:15 That makes two of three.
888 00:45:17 So,if this is the second key,
889 00:45:19 why don't you already have it?
890 00:45:21 Because the mineis in Caustic Caverns.
891 00:45:24 Oh, shit.
892 00:45:26 Danger! Red alert!
893 00:45:28 People, we need to move!The soldiers, they're coming!
894 00:45:30 They have guns!They're shooting!
895 00:45:31 - They're firing!- Clappy, slow your roll.
896 00:45:32 What is the dealio?
897 00:45:33 The soldier womanwho really hates Roland,
898 00:45:36 which suggeststhe two of them had some...
899 00:45:39 - Come on, get to the point.- She was at the bar
900 00:45:41 interrogating Moxxiand your friend Larry...
901 00:45:43 Was that his name?
902 00:45:44 Seemed like a decent roommate.
903 00:45:46 Did they see you?
904 00:45:47 Do you promisenot to be angry if I say yes?
905 00:45:50 Lance units,block all exits.
906 00:45:53 No one leaves.
907 00:45:55 Get this thing out of here.
908 00:45:57 Masks off.
909 00:45:58 Of course, Commander.
910 00:46:00 Of course. Hey!
911 00:46:02 Double-perched custom Blasterwith ionized projectiles.
912 00:46:05 That'll outpace anybone shredder on Pandora.
913 00:46:08 You wanna trade?
914 00:46:09 I'll give youspecial price, huh?
915 00:46:11 Sanctuaryis now on lockdown.
916 00:46:14 No one goes anywhereuntil we find that robot.
917 00:46:17 Is there any way out of herethat doesn't involve garbage?
918 00:46:22 Um...
919 00:46:23 No.
920 00:46:46 What?
921 00:46:47 Did you guys wanna use it?
922 00:46:52 The entrance is underneathall of that debris.
923 00:46:56 Under there.
924 00:47:00 Whoo! Look what I got!
925 00:47:03 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
926 00:47:04 Open it.
927 00:47:10 Hello.
928 00:47:12 Would youlook at that? A ladder.
929 00:47:14 Unfortunately,my design doesn't facilitate
930 00:47:16 this type of vertical travel.
931 00:47:18 Drats.
932 00:47:19 Guess I'll just...
933 00:47:23 Well...
934 00:47:24 - Destiny awaits.-I'm fine!
935 00:47:28 Mm! Meat soup.
936 00:47:30 Chemical wastefrom the mining equipment.
937 00:47:33 It's corrosive enoughto dissolve almost anything
938 00:47:35 except the natural crystalsin this cavern.
939 00:47:38 How are we gonnaget through this?
940 00:47:40 Well, it's not gonnabe that way.
941 00:47:43 Looks like we gottatake the high road.
942 00:47:45 Krieg.
943 00:47:47 Let's see if we cangrab this here.
944 00:47:48 Luckily,my wheel's too large,
945 00:47:50 so I'll just watch you all melt
946 00:47:52 from a safeand reasonable distance.
947 00:47:56 You are small enoughto get in there.
948 00:47:58 Head through the tunnel,
949 00:47:59 locate the main access controlpanel and then unlock
950 00:48:02 - the door at the end.-Can do!
951 00:48:03 - Quietly.-No problem.
952 00:48:05 I wouldn't want anything badto happen to each one of you
953 00:48:07 in the mosthorrifying way possible.
954 00:48:09 All right, I'll go first.
955 00:48:12 - I got this.- No, I got it.
956 00:48:14 - I got it.-Tina!
957 00:48:15 Coming through!Hey, hey.
958 00:48:17 Relax.
959 00:48:18 I'm the lightest.
960 00:48:19 - Tina!- Hey!
961 00:48:28 Ladies first.
962 00:48:30 Don't mind if I do.
963 00:48:42 - You all right?- Mm-hmm.
964 00:48:46 Be careful.
965 00:48:56 Guys.
966 00:48:58 Look.
967 00:49:07 Hope bloomsin the strangest places.
968 00:49:10 It's kind of pretty.
969 00:49:11 Mission accomplished!
970 00:49:12 The door is unlocked.
971 00:49:14 ♪ Who's the best?I'm the best ♪
972 00:49:16 ♪ Give me a jobI pass the test ♪
973 00:49:17 Can't take him anywhere.
974 00:49:18 Well?
975 00:49:19 You're welcome.
976 00:49:21 Impossible to please.
977 00:49:35 Scream showers.
978 00:49:37 It's Bloodshots.
979 00:49:39 Yeah, their symbolsare everywhere.
980 00:49:40 These are the Psychosother psychos are afraid of.
981 00:49:44 They're probably still here.
982 00:49:46 - Let's go find out.- No bombs.
983 00:49:48 I'll be surgical.
984 00:49:49 There's only one of youin the world...
985 00:49:53 and you're special.
986 00:49:57 You guys sit tight.Wait for us to come back.
987 00:49:59 Come on, Lil.
988 00:50:17 Dealt with Bloodshots before?
989 00:50:20 Once.
990 00:50:21 How'd you make it out?
991 00:50:22 Kind words and hugs?
992 00:50:25 I don't know what it isthat happens to 'em
993 00:50:26 when they're down here
994 00:50:27 but it's like they get hitwith an extra dose of crazy.
995 00:50:35 Strip the flesh,salt the wound!
996 00:50:40 - There's too many to shoot.- Or blow up?
997 00:50:42 Well, we can't really blend in.
998 00:50:44 We don't lookanything like them.
999 00:50:45 Except you, handsome.
1000 00:50:47 Thank you!
1001 00:50:49 Well,according to my calculations,
1002 00:50:50 the odds of a successfulstealth operation
1003 00:50:51 in this scenario is...
1004 00:50:53 0%? Wow!
1005 00:50:55 You never see that!
1006 00:50:57 Well, I guess that's it then.Back to the truck, right?
1007 00:51:00 Did you factor in a distraction?
1008 00:51:01 Of course.
1009 00:51:03 I analyzed 16 million versions
1010 00:51:04 where one of youcreates a distraction.
1011 00:51:05 Total failure.
1012 00:51:07 No, not one of us.
1013 00:51:09 Wait, who else is...?
1014 00:51:11 Oh, no.
1015 00:51:18 Coming through.
1016 00:51:23 Hi, there.
1017 00:51:25 How you doing?
1018 00:51:29 Just a little nervous laughterto crack the ice.
1019 00:51:32 Shiny!
1020 00:51:34 Just rolling through town
1021 00:51:36 looking for a good time.
1022 00:51:41 Ladies and gentlemen!
1023 00:51:42 Your attention, please.
1024 00:51:47 I am here because I want to be
1025 00:51:49 and not for a morejustifiable reason
1026 00:51:50 like trying to be a distraction.
1027 00:51:52 Even though it makes no sense
1028 00:51:54 for me to saywhat I'm about to say,
1029 00:51:55 and even though anyone rational
1030 00:51:57 would suspect it was justpart of a crude plan,
1031 00:51:59 I have decided
1032 00:52:01 entirely on my ownto say the following.
1033 00:52:04 Y'all bitchesneed to eat your own butts
1034 00:52:08 with your poopy-mouth...
1035 00:52:09 ...ass-faces until you diefrom loser poisoning
1036 00:52:11 like the stupidpus-crotches that you is.
1037 00:52:19 Was that too much?It was too much, wasn't it?
1038 00:52:21 What took it over the edge?
1039 00:52:23 Was it the"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
1040 00:52:26 Stairs. Come on!
1041 00:52:33 Not in the undercarriage!
1042 00:52:37 My programming...
1043 00:52:40 Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1044 00:52:43 Son of a... You got me!
1045 00:52:45 Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1046 00:52:51 Is he going to be all right?
1047 00:52:59 Excellent plan.
1048 00:53:01 Who would have guessedthey'd shoot me, right?
1049 00:53:05 Well, we survived.
1050 00:53:08 So much for your 0%.
1051 00:53:11 You're not out yet.
1052 00:53:15 I thinkthe key's in here.
1053 00:53:20 Sweet.
1054 00:53:21 So, the keyis in one of these crates.
1055 00:53:24 One of these
1056 00:53:26 kabillion crates.
1057 00:53:29 Yeah, this is gonnatake a minute.
1058 00:53:31 Four daysif you work around the clock
1059 00:53:32 which you can't,
1060 00:53:34 because your bodiesrequire rest every 16 hours.
1061 00:53:36 Lazy!
1062 00:53:37 Not if those psycho Raidersfind us first.
1063 00:53:40 Those are Bloodshots.
1064 00:53:42 Raiders live above.Not down here.
1065 00:53:43 There are no Raiders down here.
1066 00:53:45 Tannis, nobody's talkingabout Raiders.
1067 00:53:46 What's the big dealabout Raiders?
1068 00:53:48 I know,but you brought up Raiders.
1069 00:53:49 How aboutwe forget about it?
1070 00:53:51 Am I missingsomething here?
1071 00:53:52 But I don't understand.
1072 00:53:53 Forget aboutthe Raiders!
1073 00:53:54 Just forget about it.
1074 00:53:56 I'm sorry.
1075 00:54:33 I understand...
1076 00:54:35 - Bloodshots are down here.- You keep bringing up Raiders.
1077 00:54:37 - Tannis, I swear to God...-I found it.
1078 00:54:39 - What?-The second key.
1079 00:54:41 How... How did...?
1080 00:54:43 I don't know.Just lucky, I guess.
1081 00:54:47 Yeah, we'll seehow lucky you are.
1082 00:54:48 We still gotta get out of here.
1083 00:54:50 There's an exit portal this way.
1084 00:54:51 Come on.
1085 00:54:57 Shh!
1086 00:54:59 What's that?
1087 00:55:06 What? I'm expellingthe excess lead.
1088 00:55:10 Big bullet. Big bullet coming.There we go.
1089 00:55:12 Can't you do this another time?
1090 00:55:13 This has to happen now.
1091 00:55:14 Don't judge me.
1092 00:55:20 What?How is this funny?
1093 00:55:21 You keep it down.
1094 00:55:22 Do I judge youwhen you blast out a loaf?
1095 00:55:24 - We don't wanna attract...-Look out!
1096 00:55:30 A little help?
1097 00:55:32 Incoming!
1098 00:55:33 Go, go!Okay, going now!
1099 00:56:00 Tannis!
1100 00:56:03 Thank you.
1101 00:56:05 On your left!
1102 00:56:07 Wow!
1103 00:56:17 Come here, girlie!
1104 00:56:28 What are you doing?
1105 00:56:29 I needed a gun.
1106 00:56:31 So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1107 00:56:33 Move!
1108 00:56:43 That way!
1109 00:56:46 We've got this, guys!
1110 00:56:49 There's nothing we can't do!
1111 00:56:50 Stairs!
1112 00:56:51 Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1113 00:56:52 Go, go!
1114 00:57:08 Lilith, I got you!
1115 00:57:09 Go!
1116 00:57:15 Roland!
1117 00:57:18 Watch out!
1118 00:57:20 Go, go!
1119 00:57:32 Time to go.
1120 00:57:40 I'm surewe're past the hard part.
1121 00:57:42 Okay.
1122 00:57:51 Go, go, go!We gotta move!
1123 00:57:58 Let go of me!Tina!
1124 00:58:00 Lilith!Hello!
1125 00:58:09 Follow me this way.
1126 00:58:10 I have a tremendoussense of direction.
1127 00:58:12 Oh, God!
1128 00:58:27 Help me!
1129 00:58:33 Krieg, spin me!
1130 00:58:35 I found it! I found it!
1131 00:58:36 There's an elevator!
1132 00:58:37 Follow me. This way. Come on.
1133 00:58:41 - Roland!-Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1134 00:58:44 Lilith!Don't leave me behind again!
1135 00:58:49 There's a service elevatorthis way!
1136 00:58:55 It's up here.
1137 00:58:56 - This way. Oh, no.-Go! Go, go, go!
1138 00:58:59 Shit!
1139 00:59:01 This is gonna take some time.Hold this.
1140 00:59:02 Claptrap!
1141 00:59:03 I need help!
1142 00:59:05 Uh,in front of everyone?
1143 00:59:07 Yes!Look away!
1144 00:59:08 Look away! I command you!
1145 00:59:10 Krieg, we got company.
1146 00:59:12 It's time to bleed!
1147 00:59:14 - Come on!- I am trying!
1148 00:59:20 Krieg, wait!
1149 00:59:21 Krieg!
1150 00:59:34 It's not working.
1151 00:59:35 Aren't you supposedto be smart?
1152 00:59:42 I'll turn youinto a meat bicycle!
1153 00:59:43 Another victim!
1154 00:59:55 Thanks, kid.
1155 01:00:04 Tannis!
1156 01:00:06 - How we doing?-I don't have it!
1157 01:00:13 Come here,give me a kiss!
1158 01:00:17 Krieg! Pull back!
1159 01:00:29 Go! Go!
1160 01:00:32 I regret everything!
1161 01:00:41 Come on!
1162 01:00:43 -We gotta go.- It's not working.
1163 01:00:45 Go, Tannis.
1164 01:00:47 We have another wiring problem.
1165 01:00:50 Baby!
1166 01:00:53 Shit.
1167 01:00:56 - Roland, what are you doing?-Fixing it.
1168 01:00:58 - Get back here!-Hey.
1169 01:01:00 No. Please don't.
1170 01:01:03 - Roland!- Hey, Tina.
1171 01:01:06 I'll meet you at the vault.
1172 01:01:08 I promise.
1173 01:01:10 Tannis.
1174 01:01:13 - Hit it!- Okay, hitting!
1175 01:01:19 Roland!
1176 01:01:26 All right, Bob.
1177 01:01:28 You ready to kick some ass?
1178 01:01:30 I knew you'd say that.
1179 01:02:12 The brakes are out!We are not slowing down!
1180 01:02:15 We are not gonna make it!
1181 01:02:28 Teleportation.
1182 01:02:29 I can move stuffwith my mind, y'all.
1183 01:02:31 We're not dead?
1184 01:02:32 I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1185 01:02:36 Chutney vomit queen.Ew! Yuck!
1186 01:02:38 I think the teleportationhas made her quite ill.
1187 01:02:41 How did you do that?
1188 01:02:42 I don't know.
1189 01:02:44 Just kind of happened.
1190 01:02:46 Hey, Roland'sgonna be okay, right?
1191 01:02:48 He's an elite soldier.
1192 01:02:49 If anyone can get out of that,it's him.
1193 01:02:54 Where are we?
1194 01:02:55 I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1195 01:02:57 But it looks likewe're in an old mine.
1196 01:03:00 Maybe we findsome shelter inside.
1197 01:03:26 I've combined the keys.
1198 01:03:28 Look.
1199 01:03:33 What's that?Some kind of a map?
1200 01:03:35 Incredible, isn't it?
1201 01:03:37 It isn't just a key.
1202 01:03:41 And right there...
1203 01:03:42 The vault?
1204 01:03:45 It is a shame
1205 01:03:46 your mother is not hereto see this.
1206 01:03:49 It was there the whole time.
1207 01:03:51 Apparently.
1208 01:03:53 I've seen thatbefore somewhere.
1209 01:03:54 Firehawk.
1210 01:03:55 Eridian goddess,protector of the planet.
1211 01:04:02 Well, it's all a bit pointlesswithout the third piece.
1212 01:04:07 Oh, well, we have it.
1213 01:04:12 She's the key.
1214 01:04:14 The elevator confirmed it.
1215 01:04:16 That was a phasewalk.
1216 01:04:17 Only an Eridian could do that.
1217 01:04:19 Wait a minute.
1218 01:04:20 If she's a piece of the key,
1219 01:04:21 what happens when she opens it?
1220 01:04:23 I assumed you knew.
1221 01:04:25 Did your mother never tell you?
1222 01:04:27 I was eight. I can barelyremember her face.
1223 01:04:29 When the daughter of Eridiaplaces the key,
1224 01:04:32 the pieces are consumedand the vault opens.
1225 01:04:37 Now, I don't necessarilybelieve that means kill her.
1226 01:04:41 But you're preparedto take that risk.
1227 01:04:42 Well, we have no choice.
1228 01:04:45 Either we take her
1229 01:04:46 or Atlas does.
1230 01:04:50 There is no salvationwithout sacrifice.
1231 01:05:03 Worst orgy ever.
1232 01:05:19 Rest in peace, Bob.
1233 01:05:31 Oh, shit.
1234 01:05:45 Whoa. Sorry.
1235 01:05:47 I thought for a moment thereyou had rigor mortis.
1236 01:05:49 It was a really nice moment.
1237 01:05:51 I'll treasure it always.
1238 01:05:53 Also, I scavengedthe final parts I needed
1239 01:05:55 from a dead transformer,
1240 01:05:56 and fixed the thingyou so recklessly destroyed.
1241 01:06:10 You didn't press this, did you?
1242 01:06:12 I did not.
1243 01:06:14 I can crush it againif you'd like.
1244 01:06:17 Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.You're indispensable."
1245 01:06:20 Thank you, Lilith.Your praise warms my soul.
1246 01:06:46 Lilith.
1247 01:06:49 Have you broken the beaconI gave you?
1248 01:06:54 Ah, this thing was junkthe whole time.
1249 01:06:59 Not at all.
1250 01:07:01 It was a highly accuratetracking device
1251 01:07:03 that has led meright to you and Tina.
1252 01:07:06 Now, I was beginning to think
1253 01:07:07 that she wouldelude me forever.
1254 01:07:09 She's smart.
1255 01:07:10 She is mine.
1256 01:07:16 And the Crimson Lance
1257 01:07:17 are on their wayto collect her now.
1258 01:07:19 If you come after her,I'll destroy the key.
1259 01:07:20 No, you won't.
1260 01:07:21 Because if you did,
1261 01:07:25 then I would have to kill
1262 01:07:26 the rest of that heroic bandof vault hunters
1263 01:07:29 she's beenslumming around with.
1264 01:07:31 And I promise you, Lilith,
1265 01:07:34 they won't be quick deaths.
1266 01:07:37 Good.
1267 01:07:39 Glad to see you making
1268 01:07:41 the smart choice for once.
1269 01:07:44 And when this is over,
1270 01:07:46 you'll be paidwhat we agreed on.
1271 01:07:50 Thank you, Lilith.
1272 01:08:01 Oh.
1273 01:08:03 Tina, look, I knowhow this must look, but...
1274 01:08:06 I'm the only onewho can open the vault.
1275 01:08:11 And I'm gonna use whateveris inside to kill him.
1276 01:08:19 Too bad you won'tbe around to see it.
1277 01:08:21 - Wait.- Enjoy your freedom.
1278 01:08:23 Tina. Tina, no!
1279 01:09:06 I'm dancing because...
1280 01:09:08 you're alive.
1281 01:09:10 Not becauseI thought you were dead.
1282 01:09:11 Heartwarming.
1283 01:09:13 Where are the others?
1284 01:09:14 They found a truckin the village and left.
1285 01:09:16 Without me.
1286 01:09:18 What village?
1287 01:09:22 This must havebeen one of the original
1288 01:09:24 Pandoran settlements.
1289 01:09:25 How quaint.
1290 01:09:29 I know this place.
1291 01:09:48 Come on.Come on. Leave it.
1292 01:09:50 Come on, sweetie.
1293 01:09:52 Hurry, give me Lilith!
1294 01:09:54 Come on! Come on!
1295 01:09:57 Remember I will always love you!
1296 01:09:59 Mama!
1297 01:10:00 No!
1298 01:10:10 Hey,where are you going?
1299 01:10:12 Lilith.
1300 01:10:14 Lilith!
1301 01:10:32 Is this your home?
1302 01:10:34 Yeah.
1303 01:10:36 I used to live here once.
1304 01:10:54 This place is...
1305 01:10:57 reminiscent of somethingdeep in my files.
1306 01:11:03 That drawing...
1307 01:11:06 I feel strange.
1308 01:11:14 Lilith.
1309 01:11:16 Mom?
1310 01:11:18 If you're seeing this...
1311 01:11:22 I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1312 01:11:26 I'm so sorrythat I sent you away.
1313 01:11:28 I didn't want to.
1314 01:11:31 But as soon as I realized
1315 01:11:33 what you are,
1316 01:11:35 what you might become...
1317 01:11:38 I knew you'd neverbe safe here on Pandora.
1318 01:11:42 But if you ever return,
1319 01:11:44 I've made surethat Claptrap will find you,
1320 01:11:48 help you understand...
1321 01:11:51 your destiny.
1322 01:11:57 Lilith, I love you.
1323 01:12:10 I wish...
1324 01:12:12 I could hold you one last time.
1325 01:12:27 Tina!
1326 01:12:31 Whoa.That was weird.
1327 01:12:34 I blacked out.
1328 01:12:36 Did something important happen?
1329 01:13:04 It's saying it's here.
1330 01:13:06 All I'm seeingis some holes.
1331 01:13:07 Are you sure this is it?
1332 01:13:09 I don't know.It's somewhere.
1333 01:13:10 Okay,what does it look like?
1334 01:13:12 Big. It's an arch.
1335 01:13:15 It's here somewhere.I know it's here.
1336 01:13:18 How do you know it's here?
1337 01:13:19 Because I'm feeling emotion.
1338 01:13:21 Can you be more specific?
1339 01:13:22 - Thing of power!- Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1340 01:13:24 - Okay, I get it...- But that means something!
1341 01:13:26 No, no, no!
1342 01:13:28 I'm not following.
1343 01:13:44 Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1344 01:14:04 I have to warn you,this might kill you.
1345 01:14:07 Me?
1346 01:14:09 Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1347 01:14:12 Whatever this is,it's gonna make me invincible.
1348 01:14:46 What just happened?
1349 01:14:48 I'm the special one.It should do something.
1350 01:14:55 Apparently not.
1351 01:14:59 Well done, Tina.
1352 01:15:01 Well done.
1353 01:15:06 Amazing effort.
1354 01:15:26 You survived the worst planetin the galaxy.
1355 01:15:28 You found the keyand the vault itself.
1356 01:15:32 You've made your fatherso proud.
1357 01:15:37 Commander Knoxx,
1358 01:15:39 I needher nervous system intact.
1359 01:15:41 Keep the organs on ice.
1360 01:15:44 Perhaps we'll have better luckwith the next clone.
1361 01:15:48 Hey, asshole.
1362 01:15:58 That was quitean entrance, Roland.
1363 01:16:01 You miss me?
1364 01:16:02 You might have saved the dayif it wasn't for...
1365 01:16:05 my Atlas auto shield.
1366 01:16:13 Kill them all.
1367 01:16:20 Hold your fire.
1368 01:16:22 That's an order.
1369 01:16:23 You heard the commander.
1370 01:16:24 Weapons down.
1371 01:16:32 Roland, you were right.
1372 01:16:35 I should've...
1373 01:16:40 No!
1374 01:16:41 No!
1375 01:16:44 Any other objections?
1376 01:16:46 Just one!
1377 01:16:49 That you continue breathing.
1378 01:16:52 But I'll allow it
1379 01:16:53 if you let my friendsgo in peace.
1380 01:16:57 And tell me, Lilith,
1381 01:16:58 just why would I do that?
1382 01:17:03 Because I'm the daughterof Eridia.
1383 01:17:07 I've seen thatbefore somewhere.
1384 01:17:08 Firehawk.
1385 01:17:10 Eridian goddess.
1386 01:17:11 It's your planet, Lilith.
1387 01:17:13 You have to protect it.
1388 01:17:14 Mama loved you.
1389 01:17:16 She always told mehow special you were.
1390 01:17:19 I found it.
1391 01:17:21 How did...?I don't know.
1392 01:17:22 Just lucky, I guess.
1393 01:17:28 Daughter of Eridia, baby!
1394 01:17:30 Bet you didn't see that coming!
1395 01:17:34 But...
1396 01:17:36 But I'm the special one.
1397 01:17:38 Oh, you are.
1398 01:17:40 Just not the way you thought.
1399 01:17:43 I open the vault...
1400 01:17:45 the girl goes free.
1401 01:17:49 You open the vault
1402 01:17:50 and you all go free.
1403 01:17:53 You have my word.
1404 01:17:56 I just figured it out.
1405 01:17:58 Your mother gave you to me
1406 01:18:01 to take you away from here,
1407 01:18:03 so you would neverhave to open that vault.
1408 01:18:05 Well, that worked out great.
1409 01:18:08 I have to open it.
1410 01:18:13 No salvation without sacrifice.
1411 01:18:15 Remember?
1412 01:18:17 But you can't.
1413 01:18:19 You can't.
1414 01:18:20 It's fine.
1415 01:18:22 You're safe.
1416 01:18:24 And, Tina,
1417 01:18:26 memories are more powerful
1418 01:18:28 than anythingAtlas could ever create.
1419 01:18:31 Now, you got one of me.
1420 01:19:49 Yes.
1421 01:20:03 Tannis, what's happening?
1422 01:20:05 The Eridians have delivered us
1423 01:20:07 a champion.
1424 01:20:25 The legends were true.
1425 01:20:27 She's the Firehawk.
1426 01:20:28 Lilith, can you hear me?
1427 01:20:31 Take me into the vault.
1428 01:20:34 If you won't, I'm goingto have to hurt your friends.
1429 01:20:41 Pull me up!
1430 01:20:42 Lilith, help!
1431 01:21:04 Make it rain, Tina!
1432 01:21:14 Attack!
1433 01:21:20 Are you guys shooting?
1434 01:21:22 I'm sorry,I didn't feel a thing.
1435 01:21:23 You get a bullet.You get a bullet.
1436 01:21:24 Run, run.
1437 01:21:32 Interplanetaryninja assassin mode activated.
1438 01:21:36 Step aside, bitches.
1439 01:22:31 Lilith. Lilith!
1440 01:22:35 No!
1441 01:22:37 Lilith, can you hear me?
1442 01:22:47 Well, it was funwhile it lasted.
1443 01:22:54 Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1444 01:23:04 Lilith.
1445 01:23:06 Please wake up.
1446 01:23:08 Tannis, run.
1447 01:23:53 Nobody kills me but me!
1448 01:24:10 Everybody, run!
1449 01:24:20 Go! Move, move!
1450 01:24:29 Shit!
1451 01:24:52 Tannis, you're alive.
1452 01:24:54 I'm alive!
1453 01:24:55 This guy, not so much.
1454 01:25:05 A siren.
1455 01:25:07 Tina!
1456 01:25:08 Tina!
1457 01:25:10 Tina!
1458 01:25:15 Tannis, where's Tina?
1459 01:25:17 Lilith!
1460 01:25:20 I warned younot to disappoint me.
1461 01:25:23 Take me to the vault now.
1462 01:25:46 Well, shit.
1463 01:26:00 Let go of me!
1464 01:26:01 Keep strugglingand I'll kill you.
1465 01:26:08 Lilith!
1466 01:26:10 Lilith, show yourself!
1467 01:26:13 Show yourself or I kill her!
1468 01:26:16 I'll do it!
1469 01:26:18 Believe me.
1470 01:26:19 Oh, I believe you.
1471 01:26:22 Ah, Lilith.
1472 01:26:25 This is...
1473 01:26:30 unbelievable.
1474 01:26:34 So much morethan I ever imagined.
1475 01:26:40 The treasures of a racewho once ruled the galaxies.
1476 01:26:43 Look.
1477 01:26:47 The power. Can you feel it?
1478 01:26:50 Can you...
1479 01:26:53 Yeah, I can feel it.
1480 01:26:56 Honestly, it makes mea little sick.
1481 01:26:59 You'll get used to it.
1482 01:27:01 Yeah. You see...
1483 01:27:03 I have something that a manlike you will never have.
1484 01:27:08 Enough.
1485 01:27:13 Lilith.Over here.
1486 01:27:16 Lose something?
1487 01:27:19 Tina!
1488 01:27:27 Ta-da.
1489 01:27:31 Bye-bye.
1490 01:27:33 No, Lilith.
1491 01:27:34 - Lilith, please.-Don't worry.
1492 01:27:37 You won't get lonely down here.
1493 01:27:40 No. No.
1494 01:27:42 No, no, no. No!
1495 01:27:43 Lilith! Tina!
1496 01:27:46 No, no, no!
1497 01:28:15 ♪ It's like sugar ♪
1498 01:28:17 ♪ So sweet ♪
1499 01:28:24 Excuse me!Coming through.
1500 01:28:26 Make way for the hero!
1501 01:28:32 Hey.
1502 01:28:33 You hear that?
1503 01:28:35 What?
1504 01:28:36 That I think is whatpeace sounds like.
1505 01:28:43 Enjoy it.
1506 01:28:45 Let's make it last.
1507 01:28:46 I made you a little tea.
1508 01:28:47 I thought you might bea little dehydrated.
1509 01:29:21 All right, guys. Let's, um...
1510 01:29:23 Let's join the party.
1511 01:29:24 All right! Hooray!
1512 01:29:27 Whoops. Premature celebration.
1513 01:29:30 That's never happened before.
1514 01:29:31 You ready?
1515 01:29:34 We'll meet you there.
1516 01:29:35 I got you.
1517 01:29:36 Come on, Krieg.
1518 01:29:38 Time to go get drunk.
1519 01:29:39 Glorious meat fiesta.
1520 01:29:44 So...
1521 01:29:47 Uh...
1522 01:29:49 I don't think so.
1523 01:29:51 Come on.
1524 01:29:53 Do the thing.
1525 01:29:56 I'm a bit old, I think,
1526 01:29:58 to be setting myself on firefor your amusement.
1527 01:30:01 You know you want to.
1528 01:30:05 Let metell you everything
1529 01:30:06 you need to know about Pandora.
1530 01:30:10 She's dangerous.
1531 01:30:10 She's dirty.
1532 01:30:12 And she's definitelya toxic waste dump.
1533 01:30:16 But, she's my home.
1534 01:30:23 What a show-off.
1535 01:30:26 ♪ If evil laysIts hands on me ♪
1536 01:30:31 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1537 01:30:35 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1538 01:30:39 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1539 01:31:05 ♪ If evil laysIts hands on me ♪
1540 01:31:10 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1541 01:31:13 ♪ I'm waiting, prayingPatiently ♪
1542 01:31:18 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1543 01:31:24 ♪ If evil laysIts hands on me ♪
1544 01:31:29 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1545 01:31:33 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1546 01:31:38 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1547 01:31:44 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1548 01:31:49 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1549 01:32:14 ♪ If evil laysIts hands on me ♪
1550 01:32:18 ♪ Shine a little lightOn my soul ♪
1551 01:32:22 ♪ I'm waiting, prayingPatiently ♪
1552 01:32:27 Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1553 01:32:29 I come to dance, mofo.
1554 01:32:36 Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1555 01:32:37 Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1556 01:32:38 Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1557 01:32:40 What's goin' on here? No!
1558 01:32:42 It's my Easter egg!
1559 01:32:43 Ah! You son of a...
1560 01:32:44 Don't make me leave!
1561 01:32:46 Not when I'm giving the peoplewhat they want!
