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1 00:00:17 So in 270 A.D. in Rome, nobodywas joining the army, right?
2 00:00:23 Because no one wantedto leave their wives.
3 00:00:24 And the emperor was like,"That's not happening."
4 00:00:27 And he banned all marriages.
5 00:00:29 But St. Valentine was like,"That's not fair,"
6 00:00:32 so he married couples in secret.
7 00:00:34 The emperor arrested Valentineand sentenced him to death,
8 00:00:38 but he fell in love with theprison guard's blind daughter.
9 00:00:41 One night,St. Valentine reached out
10 00:00:44 and touched the eyesof the blind girl,
11 00:00:47 and in the morning, she couldsee for the very first time.
12 00:00:52 The date?
13 00:00:54 February 14th.
14 00:00:55 And the rest,as they say, is history.
15 00:01:00 Thank you, Becca.That was interesting.
16 00:01:02 Come on.
17 00:01:03 Zoey, do you have somethingyou'd like to add?
18 00:01:06 Just that story'snot really accurate.
19 00:01:08 - Excuse me?- First of all, there were several
20 00:01:10 St. Valentines who were martyredin the third century
21 00:01:12 and... and second of all,none of them cured a girl's blindness.
22 00:01:15 That didn't happen.
23 00:01:16 Okay, well,it could have happened.
24 00:01:18 Come on, it's Valentine's Day.
25 00:01:21 It felt on brand.
26 00:01:22 Yeah, exactly, 'cause...
27 00:01:23 'cause Valentine's Day,it's kind of about bullshit.
28 00:01:26 Okay, Zoey, do you wannaelaborate?
29 00:01:28 It's just the wholeconcept of falling in love
30 00:01:30 and even romantic love,it's just a product of capitalism.
31 00:01:33 Whoa, hold up, Zoey.
32 00:01:34 So you don't believein romantic love at all?
33 00:01:37 If it's based on compatibility.
34 00:01:40 I just thinkthat's really hard to find,
35 00:01:42 which is actually whyI created my own app.
36 00:01:47 - That's gonna fail.- Crash and burn.
37 00:01:49 It matches people based ona data-driven compatibility report
38 00:01:52 because peopleare really fickle.
39 00:01:54 But algorithms are smart.
40 00:01:55 Over 50% of marriagesend in divorce,
41 00:01:58 and some people,they see that as a problem.
42 00:02:00 But I... I see that as potential,like a future revenue stream.
43 00:02:05 Okay, time's up.That's it, people.
44 00:02:07 Next Wednesday...
45 00:02:09 If you want to invest,just go to GoFundMe.
46 00:02:11 Yes. Thank you.
47 00:02:12 Or you can just scan thisQR code to... to invest.
48 00:02:30 ♪♪ I'm coming at youwith a heart of gold
49 00:02:32 ♪♪ That precious gold is all me
50 00:02:36 ♪♪ I'm coming at you like adesert rose
51 00:02:38 ♪♪ They both can roll with me
52 00:02:58 Hey, Elle.
53 00:03:00 Hey!I got you a rose-infused matcha latte.
54 00:03:04 - Aww. Thank you.- Happy Valentine's Day.
55 00:03:09 Can we just cancelValentine's Day already?
56 00:03:11 Nope, not tonight.
57 00:03:12 We're doing a rom-com tripleheader.
58 00:03:14 No. No. Uh-uh. No. No way. Notagain.
59 00:03:16 Relax, it's just an excuse to get drunkand gorge on snacks.
60 00:03:19 Well, okay, when you put it thatway.
61 00:03:23 Are you writing another poem?
62 00:03:24 Do you want me to read it?
63 00:03:26 Last time you read my poetry,you corrected me on my punctuation.
64 00:03:29 It's just the absenceof periods and commas
65 00:03:31 makes me very nervous.
66 00:03:33 That's kind of how poems work.
67 00:03:36 How was class?
68 00:03:38 Uh, I pitched my app.
69 00:03:40 In history class? Bold move.
70 00:03:42 How'd it go?
71 00:03:44 I don't know, I thinkI just have to check GoFundMe.
72 00:03:46 Hey! Zoey Miller?
73 00:03:49 What the hell was that?
74 00:03:50 Oh, slow your roll there, Becca.
75 00:03:53 You shamed her just becauseshe likes Valentine's Day.
76 00:03:55 Are you sure that's the onlyreason?
77 00:03:56 What you said made me feel bad.
78 00:03:58 Becca, I'm sorry,it wasn't meant to be personal.
79 00:04:00 Just make sure you add cynicnext to tech geek on your résumé.
80 00:04:04 - Weirdo.- Loser.
81 00:04:07 Ah! Shit.
82 00:04:09 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
83 00:04:11 Hey, hey. I'm sorry.That was fully my fault. Are you okay?
84 00:04:14 Uh, I guess, yeah.
85 00:04:15 You know that this schoolhas a soccer field, right?
86 00:04:18 Okay, that may leave a mark.
87 00:04:20 Do you want me to take youto the health center or something?
88 00:04:22 Nope. Nope, I'm good.
89 00:04:23 Okay.
90 00:04:25 Very sorry about that, so...
91 00:04:28 Zach, come on!
92 00:04:31 Okay.
93 00:04:32 - Sorry.- Bye.
94 00:04:34 All right, guys. Let's go.
95 00:04:35 You just had Zach Maclaren'sball in your face.
96 00:04:37 Come on,keep the balls in play this time.
97 00:04:39 Who?
98 00:04:41 Zach Maclaren, the soccer star?
99 00:04:44 Mm, what's his GPA?
100 00:04:46 Hella-fine-point-nine.
101 00:04:50 And he was totally flirting withyou.
102 00:04:51 I'm sure that he and I would have, like,a zero compatibility score.
103 00:04:54 Well, his abs should contributeto that number.
104 00:04:59 And by the way, I donated toyour app.
105 00:05:02 So you're buying booze tonight.
106 00:05:04 Okay, deal.
107 00:05:05 Pay me back when you get yourfirst IPO.
108 00:05:07 Buy me an island.
109 00:05:09 I'll buy us two islands,one for business and one for pleasure.
110 00:05:12 So with this M-X-N grid filledwith non-negative numbers,
111 00:05:15 we can find the paththat minimizes the sum
112 00:05:17 of all numbers along its path.
113 00:05:20 - Crap.- I think that works.
114 00:05:21 Crap. We're late.
115 00:05:22 Guys, the time.What are you... come on.
116 00:05:24 - Oh.- The lecture.
117 00:05:30 Remember, when youpick a graduate school,
118 00:05:33 it's more than just about AIand zero-knowledge proofs.
119 00:05:38 It's also about finding peopleyou like
120 00:05:41 and that you can laugh with
121 00:05:43 because one can only spendso many hours in a library.
122 00:05:46 Next question.
123 00:05:49 Um, what do you consideryour greatest accomplishment?
124 00:05:53 I have to say winning the TuringAward
125 00:05:56 and raising my two childrenwith my partner.
126 00:05:58 We have time for one more.
127 00:06:01 Yes, go ahead.
128 00:06:03 Uh... Professor,since it's Valentine's Day,
129 00:06:07 could you tell us as a scientist
130 00:06:09 what your perspective onromantic love is?
131 00:06:11 My belief that mostthings can be described
132 00:06:14 by a mathematical equation doesnot affect my belief
133 00:06:17 in the power of love,which keeps me in a state of awe.
134 00:06:21 And you disagree.
135 00:06:23 I like the approach of thephilosopher Alain de Botton.
136 00:06:26 And what's his philosophy?
137 00:06:28 That romantic loveis a modern-day invention.
138 00:06:31 And that most people wouldn't fall in loveif they'd never heard of it.
139 00:06:35 I take it, then,you've never been in love?
140 00:06:37 I had a crush or two in grade school,but I mean love, I...
141 00:06:41 it's just what big corporationspedal.
142 00:06:43 When you think about all the flowersand the chocolates,
143 00:06:46 the movies, the love songs,I mean, come on.
144 00:06:49 Romantic love is a product ofcapitalism.
145 00:06:52 Well, on that note,happy Valentine's Day,
146 00:06:56 and thank you for coming.
147 00:07:08 Hey.
148 00:07:10 Hey.
149 00:07:16 Hey, I really liked yourquestion.
150 00:07:23 And don't forget...
151 00:07:26 I'm also just a girl...
152 00:07:30 Standing in front of a boy...
153 00:07:35 Asking him to love her.
154 00:07:42 Not even a tear?
155 00:07:44 I... I can't believeyou're making me watch this.
156 00:07:46 How do you not love this?
157 00:07:48 Everyone cries at the scene,even guys.
158 00:07:51 Is this what happens when youcode 24/7?
159 00:07:53 You become the Tin Man?
160 00:07:54 The line's a classic,but Hugh Grant says nothing
161 00:07:57 and then he looks at herlike he just farted.
162 00:08:02 - You are such a buzzkill.- I'm sorry!
163 00:08:04 It's just these movies,they're... they're so formulaic.
164 00:08:07 One person gets their heartbroken,
165 00:08:09 and then the other person goes,"Wait, let me fix it
166 00:08:12 by making a grand gesturewith a big speech in public."
167 00:08:15 What is wrong with that?
168 00:08:18 - Hey, Mom.- Hey, sweetie.
169 00:08:20 Hey, Paula.
170 00:08:21 Elle, my favorite poet.
171 00:08:23 Quick question.Why does your daughter hate rom-coms?
172 00:08:26 It beats me.I'm watching "Harry Met Sally"
173 00:08:28 right now as we speak.
174 00:08:29 Because they perpetuateunrealistic romantic paradigms.
175 00:08:33 I swear if I wasn't therewhen she was born,
176 00:08:35 I would do a DNA test.
177 00:08:36 What are you doingover the long weekend, Elle?
178 00:08:38 Do you wannacome hang out with us?
179 00:08:39 I'm babysittingfor my English professor.
180 00:08:42 People trust me with their kids.
181 00:08:44 That's crazy, right?
182 00:08:46 I still can't believe peopletrusted me with mine.
183 00:08:47 Hey, Zoey, did you get theflight info?
184 00:08:49 - I'm so excited to see you.- Uh, yeah.
185 00:08:51 I'm gonna go back to watchingmy unrealistic romantic paradigms.
186 00:08:54 - I love you both.- Love you.
187 00:08:58 Mm.
188 00:09:01 I'm worried about her.
189 00:09:03 I just... I want her to find...
190 00:09:06 - Love?- Compatibility, you know?
191 00:09:10 Their divorce was so messy.
192 00:09:12 Love is messy.
193 00:09:13 You just don't wanna get dirty.
194 00:09:15 I actually met someone at the...
195 00:09:18 you know, there was this guyat the lecture,
196 00:09:19 and he was interesting.
197 00:09:21 Bury the lede. Spill it.
198 00:09:24 He quoted Alain de Botton.
199 00:09:25 Great. Am I supposed to know whothat is?
200 00:09:28 Yes.
201 00:09:30 "If nobody had ever heardof the concept of love..."
202 00:09:35 They wouldn't fall in it.
203 00:09:37 Oh, my God, he quoted your guy?
204 00:09:40 Alert the tech nerds: a matchfor Zoey.
205 00:09:43 - Was he hot?- He was just... interesting.
206 00:09:46 So a hot nerd.
207 00:09:47 He was just interesting.
208 00:09:48 - Say interesting one more time.- Interesting. Shut up.
209 00:09:50 Look, I'm probably nevereven gonna see him again.
210 00:09:52 Mm. Interesting.
211 00:09:55 ♪♪ Let's run away together
212 00:10:06 Hey.
213 00:10:08 Hit anyone in the head today?
214 00:10:10 Hey, it's you.
215 00:10:12 How you doing?
216 00:10:13 - Fine.- Good.
217 00:10:14 What are you doing here?
218 00:10:16 It's a bookstore, so I came toget a book.
219 00:10:19 What are you doing here?
220 00:10:20 I work here.
221 00:10:21 It's part of my work-studyprogram.
222 00:10:23 Cool.
223 00:10:25 Textbooks are in the front.
224 00:10:27 Fictions on the right,and non-fiction's over there.
225 00:10:31 Thank you.
226 00:10:37 Do you have any books on"Battletoads"?
227 00:10:39 Is that medieval history or ametal band?
228 00:10:41 It's a video game.
229 00:10:42 No, we don't carry books likethat.
230 00:10:45 I could order it for you.
231 00:10:46 Yeah, that... that'd be cool.Great.
232 00:10:50 Okay, so two choices,"The Idiot's Guide to Battletoads"
233 00:10:54 or "Battletoads for Dummies."
234 00:10:56 Jesus, they both sound bad,don't they?
235 00:10:59 Well, a dummy is someoneof low intelligence,
236 00:11:00 but it can also mean, like,a crash test dummy.
237 00:11:03 But an idiot's just an idiot.
238 00:11:08 Let's go with dummy.
239 00:11:09 Good choice.
240 00:11:10 Thank you.
241 00:11:12 Uh, it should be here byWednesday.
242 00:11:15 Okay.
243 00:11:17 Oh, credit card.
244 00:11:20 Mm. Here you go.
245 00:11:24 You know video games are nowthe leading cause of divorce?
246 00:11:27 Who says that?
247 00:11:29 An actuary chart listingthe causes of divorce.
248 00:11:31 - An actual what?- An actuary.
249 00:11:33 Someone who compiles statisticsto assess risk and uncertainty.
250 00:11:36 Could you... could you actuallyorder me a book on that as well?
251 00:11:39 Really?
252 00:11:40 No.
253 00:11:44 Sarcasm's frequently an attemptto deflect one's ignorance.
254 00:11:47 - Hmm.- Hmm.
255 00:11:48 Yeah. So is being a know-it-all.
256 00:11:51 All right, thanks.
257 00:11:54 Have a good one.
258 00:11:57 Touché.
259 00:12:01 Oh.
260 00:12:05 Hey, hey.
261 00:12:10 Hey, Zach, you forgot yourcredit card.
262 00:12:14 Hey, Zach.
263 00:12:16 Zach, wait.
264 00:12:17 Hey!
265 00:12:19 Zach, wait.
266 00:12:21 - Oh!- Oh!
267 00:12:22 Oh, no!
268 00:12:25 Oh, my God.
269 00:12:27 Oh, oh, oh, my God.
270 00:12:28 Zach.
271 00:12:30 Oh, my God. Zach.Oh, my God. Zach?
272 00:12:33 I didn't... is he okay?He came out of, like, nowhere.
273 00:12:35 Zach! He's not responding. Call911.
274 00:12:37 Zach, wake up.
275 00:12:38 Oh, my God. Please don't die.
276 00:12:41 - They wanna know if he's breathing.- I don't know.
277 00:12:42 - Check!- I can't tell.
278 00:12:43 She can't tell.They say give him mouth-to-mouth.
279 00:12:45 - What?- Pinch the nose.
280 00:12:46 - Wha-- You have to pinch the nose.
281 00:12:52 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
282 00:12:57 Where am I?
283 00:12:59 Oh, my God. You're alive.
284 00:13:01 - He's alive.- He's alive. He's alive.
285 00:13:02 He's alive. Yeah.
286 00:13:07 Uh, what happened?
287 00:13:08 You got in an accident.
288 00:13:10 You're gonna be fine.The ambulance is on its way.
289 00:13:12 Oh, here. They wanna talk toyou.
290 00:13:14 - Me?- Yeah, you.
291 00:13:15 Okay. Yeah? Yeah.
292 00:13:17 Yeah, uh, he's alive.
293 00:13:19 He's breathing and talking,so just keep him awake.
294 00:13:22 - Sorry.- Ow.
295 00:13:24 - My name? Zoey.- What'd you hit me for?
296 00:13:29 Zoey.
297 00:13:32 Oh, thank God it's you.
298 00:13:38 - Hey.- Hey. Thank God it's you.
299 00:13:39 You're okay.The ambulance is on its way.
300 00:13:42 Ah.
301 00:13:43 Oh. Oh. All right. Oh.
302 00:13:46 All righty. Okay.
303 00:13:47 - You're... you're definitely gonna live.- Ow... yeah.
304 00:13:51 So don't worry about that.
305 00:13:54 Oh, I hear it.
306 00:13:56 - Ah.- Finally. Thank God.
307 00:14:03 - Is he gonna be okay?- Probably.
308 00:14:05 We're gonna take you to the hospital,get you checked out.
309 00:14:10 - You're coming with me, right?- To the hospital?
310 00:14:13 I kind of need you to come,please.
311 00:14:16 Me?
312 00:14:17 It's probably best if you comejust to keep him relaxed.
313 00:14:20 Okay.
314 00:14:23 Thank you.
315 00:14:26 - Ooh.- Oh.
316 00:14:37 Triage, please.
317 00:14:39 Oh.
318 00:14:46 Oh, are you all right?What happened?
319 00:14:49 I'm... I'm fine.
320 00:14:50 I wouldn't say fine.
321 00:14:51 - He's actually got a concussion.- Oh, my God.
322 00:14:54 He was riding a bike, hit a car,and went head-first over the hood.
323 00:14:56 He doesn't remember the accidentor anything immediately prior.
324 00:14:59 Things dating back a few weeksare fuzzy.
325 00:15:02 - So he has amnesia.- It's normal.
326 00:15:04 What's normal about amnesia?
327 00:15:05 But it's only temporary, right,doctor?
328 00:15:07 - Most likely, yes.- Most likely.
329 00:15:09 Were you texting?
330 00:15:10 No, he wasn't texting,but he did break his phone.
331 00:15:13 Who are you?
332 00:15:14 Zoey.
333 00:15:17 Zoey? The Zoey?
334 00:15:19 Yeah.
335 00:15:20 Oh, Zach has done nothingbut talk about you.
336 00:15:21 - He has?- Mom.
337 00:15:23 Okay, well, he's mentioned youonce or twice.
338 00:15:26 We barely know each other.
339 00:15:27 You've been dating, what?Two, three weeks now, right?
340 00:15:30 - Dating?- Mom, could you not, please?
341 00:15:33 I'm sorry.
342 00:15:35 You were with Zach when ithappened.
343 00:15:36 You called 911.
344 00:15:37 - Yes, but that's...- Okay.
345 00:15:39 I'm gonna go ahead and releaseZach.
346 00:15:41 No screens for 72 hours.
347 00:15:42 Blue lights can make thesymptoms worse.
348 00:15:44 Make sure he stays hydrated andrest.
349 00:15:46 He will get his memory back,though, right?
350 00:15:48 Just stick to a stress-freeroutine.
351 00:15:50 Keep it simple.
352 00:15:51 I'm sorry, but we have a familyski trip planned for this weekend.
353 00:15:54 As long as he stays off the slopesand rests, it's not a problem.
354 00:15:57 - Thank you, Doctor.- That's great. Thanks, Doctor.
355 00:15:59 Thanks, Doc.
356 00:16:01 You're coming home with usso that we can keep an eye on you.
357 00:16:03 And young lady,you are coming over for dinner.
358 00:16:07 - No, no, no. That's really not...- We insist.
359 00:16:09 - I'm a fabulous cook.- He is.
360 00:16:10 Of course, you are. Come on.
361 00:16:12 Right.
362 00:16:13 Let me just call my roommate.
363 00:16:15 Tell her, uh, where I will be.
364 00:16:20 Oh, sweetheart, she is justadorable.
365 00:16:21 I really like her.
366 00:16:23 I do too.
367 00:16:25 She's pretty cool.
368 00:16:29 Parker, stop bashing your brotherwith that truck.
369 00:16:32 What's up?
370 00:16:33 - I'm at the hospital.- Why? What happened?
371 00:16:36 I'm here with Zach Maclaren.
372 00:16:39 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.
373 00:16:41 How did that happen?
374 00:16:43 So long story short,he came into the bookstore.
375 00:16:46 I made him hit a car,which was an accident.
376 00:16:48 Now he has a concussionand he thinks that I'm his girlfriend.
377 00:16:51 - He is dating a Zoey.- Zoey who?
378 00:16:53 - The other Zoey.- What other Zoey?
379 00:16:55 Wallace, captain ofthe women's soccer team.
380 00:16:57 You guys do kind of look alike.
381 00:17:00 Wait, I just texted you herInsta.
382 00:17:05 I mean,maybe there's a tiny resemblance.
383 00:17:08 She's very into soccer.
384 00:17:10 Yeah, I'm sure they'd rate highin your compatibility app.
385 00:17:13 Oh, hey, make sure Zach takes iteasy.
386 00:17:16 Nothing that will upset himor his symptoms could get worse.
387 00:17:19 - Good.- Okay.
388 00:17:20 Wait, who was that?
389 00:17:22 That was the doctor. What do Ido?
390 00:17:24 Well, you don't wanna bethe cause of him getting worse.
391 00:17:26 You know what?
392 00:17:27 Zach's parents, they invited meto dinner, so I'm just gonna go to their place.
393 00:17:31 I'm gonna get them alone,and I'm gonna tell 'em the truth.
394 00:17:34 Yeah.Let them break their son's brain.
395 00:17:37 Perfect.
396 00:17:38 I have to call you back. Bye.
397 00:17:44 Why would you do that?
398 00:17:51 I have texted him like a billiontimes.
399 00:17:54 Zoey, we're in The Bahamas.
400 00:17:56 I.. I bet it's the reception.
401 00:17:58 I'm using Wi-Fi.
402 00:17:59 I'm sure Zach will respond soon,dear.
403 00:18:01 What if he's ghosting me?
404 00:18:02 I seriously don't... I don't even knowwhat ghosting means, honey.
405 00:18:05 We were texting this morning andthen...
406 00:18:08 Do you think he met someone?
407 00:18:10 Between breakfast and lunch?
408 00:18:11 He is going skiing, mom.
409 00:18:14 Do you even know how cuteall the snow bunnies are?
410 00:18:17 You should have never bookedthis trip.
411 00:18:20 She has been in a funkever since Barcelona lost Messi.
412 00:18:24 Wallaces don't wallow,and crying causes wrinkles.
413 00:18:28 Just know that.
414 00:18:38 Your parents' house is reallynice.
415 00:18:41 Yeah, thanks.
416 00:18:46 Something feels different.
417 00:18:49 I don't know.
418 00:18:50 Do you remember, like,hitting a girl in the head
419 00:18:55 with a soccer ball?
420 00:18:56 No, but I mean, I do... I doremember...
421 00:19:02 - Kissing you...- Oh!
422 00:19:05 Remember the doctor saidto take it slow and easy.
423 00:19:08 I just... I want to thank youfor saving my life today.
424 00:19:12 It was probably my fault.
425 00:19:13 - Boo!- Holy shit.
426 00:19:16 Uh-oh, you said the S word.
427 00:19:17 You know what?That's what happens when you scare people.
428 00:19:20 This is my little sister, Avery.
429 00:19:22 My name's not Avery.
430 00:19:23 It's Amanda.
431 00:19:24 Ha!
432 00:19:30 Amand... what are you talkingabout?
433 00:19:32 Amanda?
434 00:19:33 She's messing with you.
435 00:19:34 I think your parents might havetold her
436 00:19:36 - that you have memory issues.- Oh.
437 00:19:38 - Wanna fire up the Xbox?- Yes.
438 00:19:40 - No, he's not allowed screen time.- No.
439 00:19:43 - Sucks to be you.- So mean.
440 00:19:45 If you need me,I'll just be playing "Battletoads"
441 00:19:47 as much as I want!
442 00:19:48 Booyah!
443 00:19:51 Video games arethe leading cause of divorce,
444 00:19:54 and I have no idea how I knowthat.
445 00:19:58 - She's so mean.- That just came back?
446 00:20:01 Hmm?
447 00:20:02 Is there anything elsethat might be coming back?
448 00:20:04 Mostly how pretty you are.
449 00:20:06 I'm gonna help your parents withdinner.
450 00:20:08 Very nice of you.
451 00:20:10 - Trade you for the olive oil.- Okey-dokey.
452 00:20:12 Thank you.
453 00:20:13 Ah, Zach was telling me that youwere
454 00:20:16 supposed to go to the Bahamasthis weekend with your family.
455 00:20:19 Yeah.There's something that I need to tell you.
456 00:20:21 - My family is not in the Bahamas.- Why's that, dear?
457 00:20:26 Well, this is gonna soundreally weird, but...
458 00:20:27 Hey, guys.Hey, I just heard about Zach. Is he okay?
459 00:20:30 He has a concussion.He needs to take it easy.
460 00:20:32 Come on.You know the statistics on that.
461 00:20:33 He's right.
462 00:20:34 Zoey, this is Miles, Zach'scousin.
463 00:20:37 Hi.
464 00:20:38 Ah, the... the soccer player?
465 00:20:40 Mm-hmm.
466 00:20:41 Dude, you're lucky it's notworse.
467 00:20:42 That's because Zoey saved mylife.
468 00:20:44 Not exactly.
469 00:20:47 Miles is in grad school at MIT.
470 00:20:50 Oh.
471 00:20:52 He's just visiting for theweekend.
472 00:20:54 I hear that that's a reallygreat school.
473 00:20:56 Yeah. Thanks.
474 00:20:59 Dude, I can't believeyou weren't wearing a helmet.
475 00:21:01 You gotta be more careful.Is the bike destroyed?
476 00:21:03 So you were telling meabout your family trip.
477 00:21:06 Oh, we had to postpone it.
478 00:21:10 Something came up.
479 00:21:13 Well, just.. everybody just dig in.Dig in.
480 00:21:29 So Zoey, Zach tells methat your dad's a doctor.
481 00:21:34 Yeah, he is.
482 00:21:35 What kind?
483 00:21:37 The kind that sees patients,uh, in his office.
484 00:21:42 Oh, oh, I remember.
485 00:21:45 He's a GP, right?
486 00:21:46 Yeah, he is.
487 00:21:47 He is a great physician.
488 00:21:55 I'm sure he is.
489 00:21:57 So are you trainingduring the off-season?
490 00:22:01 Yeah.
491 00:22:03 Just kicking all those balls.
492 00:22:07 What position do you play?
493 00:22:09 Uh, somewhere in the middle.
494 00:22:11 Sometimes... sometimes on theleft...
495 00:22:14 sometimes on the right.
496 00:22:22 Yeah, but you know,soccer can only go so far.
497 00:22:24 I was actually thinking aboutgrad school,
498 00:22:27 maybe MIT for computer science.
499 00:22:29 You're interested in coding?
500 00:22:31 Yeah, it's my major.
501 00:22:34 I don't... I don't rememberthat.
502 00:22:36 Wait, do I?
503 00:22:37 Oh, my gosh, it's your amnesia.
504 00:22:40 Oh, my gosh. This is so cool.
505 00:22:42 - Please forget something else.- Be nice.
506 00:22:44 Well, Zoey, I, for one, am impressedthat you have so many interests.
507 00:22:47 Thanks.
508 00:22:49 You know, Miles is studyingcomputer science.
509 00:22:51 - Applied machine learning.- That's amazing.
510 00:22:53 Thank you.
511 00:22:55 I didn't know that we had thatin common.
512 00:23:02 All right, hey, guys, uh, sixletters.
513 00:23:04 Inventor of calculus.
514 00:23:06 - Newton.- Newton.
515 00:23:07 Oh, that fits.
516 00:23:09 Yeah, yeah.I.. I.. I had that one too.
517 00:23:12 Gotta be quick on the buzzer,dude.
518 00:23:14 A strip of land, seven letters.
519 00:23:17 - Mm...- Mm...
520 00:23:21 - Island.- That has six letters.
521 00:23:23 - That has six letters?- Isthmus.
522 00:23:25 Oh, that fits too.
523 00:23:28 Well done, you two.I'm impressed.
524 00:23:36 I gotta hit it.
525 00:23:37 I present my master's thesisnext week.
526 00:23:39 Dude, you should get some rest.You have a concussion.
527 00:23:41 Yeah. Thank you, Doc.
528 00:23:43 - All right, man.- Good night.
529 00:23:44 - Good night.- Good night, Miles.
530 00:23:46 - Bye.- Night, man.
531 00:23:48 Hey, we're all gonna go skiingin the mountains this weekend.
532 00:23:50 Do you wanna go with us?
533 00:23:52 - Oh, yeah, you should.- It's a great idea.
534 00:23:54 Oh, uh...
535 00:23:56 you know, I don't knowif it's such a good idea.
536 00:23:58 I mean, you just got injured,
537 00:24:02 and I have planswith my mom this weekend.
538 00:24:06 Oh, and that's my mom,so I should ask her.
539 00:24:11 Okay. Sorry.
540 00:24:14 What'd they say?
541 00:24:15 Nothing, 'cause I haven't toldthem yet.
542 00:24:19 What are you waiting for?Graduation?
543 00:24:20 Remember the guy from thelecture?
544 00:24:23 The one you called interesting23 times?
545 00:24:25 Uh, doesn't ring a bell.
546 00:24:27 Well, his name is Miles,and he's actually Zach's cousin,
547 00:24:31 and he's here visiting from MIT,
548 00:24:34 and they invited meto go skiing with them.
549 00:24:36 Okay, I don't wanna jumpto conclusions, but this is fate.
550 00:24:40 - I don't believe in fate.- You believe in probability!
551 00:24:42 What is the probability of a guyyou find interesting
552 00:24:45 ending up in the house of a guyyou're pretending to be the girlfriend of?
553 00:24:48 Statistically speaking?Like, zero.
554 00:24:49 Because it'sfate.
555 00:24:51 You gotta carpe diem thisall the way to the ski slope.
556 00:24:53 I caused the accident,and now I'm gonna flirt
557 00:24:57 with an amnesia patient'scousin?
558 00:24:59 Plug it into your app.
559 00:25:00 One, Zach has a concussion.
560 00:25:02 Two, he has a girlfriend.
561 00:25:04 Three, the doctor told younot to upset him.
562 00:25:06 Four, his cousin is a hotcomputer nerd
563 00:25:11 who you have a tonof things in common with.
564 00:25:12 What does that all add up to?A perfect match.
565 00:25:14 Pretend to be the other Zoey.
566 00:25:17 That's not the waythat the app actually works.
567 00:25:19 Well, it should be.
568 00:25:21 Hmm.
569 00:25:23 And Miles is only here for theweekend.
570 00:25:26 Exactly. Have some fun,Zoey.
571 00:25:38 Hey.
572 00:25:39 I'm not coming home thisweekend.
573 00:25:41 Are you okay?
574 00:25:42 I actually got invitedto go skiing with some friends.
575 00:25:45 Well, I was really looking forwardto seeing you
576 00:25:46 but that sounds fun.
577 00:25:47 I'm sorry, Mom.
578 00:25:49 It's okay, I'm glad you're gettingout there and making new friends.
579 00:25:51 Just make sure you go on thebunny hill
580 00:25:53 because I went skiing once,and I went through these trees
581 00:25:55 and I almost died.
582 00:25:56 What are you up to this weekend?
583 00:25:57 Don't worry about me.I have plenty to do.
584 00:26:00 Okay. Bye. Love you.
585 00:26:02 The professor came home late,but they paid me extra.
586 00:26:06 What is that?
587 00:26:08 Okay, so this one,it's about computational analysis,
588 00:26:12 and it's really advanced,so I think that Miles might be impressed,
589 00:26:15 but he also might think that, like,I'm trying to intimidate him.
590 00:26:17 So then this oneis on computational theory,
591 00:26:22 and Maya Sayeed wrote it,and we both love her,
592 00:26:23 and it kinda showshow much we have in common,
593 00:26:24 but I don't want him to thinkthat I'm, like, overthinking,
594 00:26:27 so I don't know which one tobring.
595 00:26:28 What should I do?
596 00:26:31 Oh! Wha...
597 00:26:32 Less books, more bathing suits.
598 00:26:34 Okay, you're going skiing.Do you know what that means?
599 00:26:37 Yes.
600 00:26:39 No. Hot tub. You know what?
601 00:26:41 I can't believe I have toexplain this.
602 00:26:44 I got some for you. I got somefor you.
603 00:26:45 - Here.- What is that?
604 00:26:46 I'm giving you my sexy, hot,never fails bathing suit.
605 00:26:51 - Okay.- Yeah.
606 00:26:53 Okay, fine.
607 00:26:55 Geez, you're welcome.
608 00:26:58 What about Zoey Wallace?
609 00:27:01 I bet that she's super worriedabout Zach,
610 00:27:03 - you know, not being able to reach him.- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
611 00:27:06 Zoey, please get out of yourhead.
612 00:27:08 The other Zoey is the otherZoey.
613 00:27:09 Let's focus on this Zoey.
614 00:27:11 You're going skiingwith a guy who has amnesia,
615 00:27:14 and you're pretending to besomeone else.
616 00:27:15 I mean, that's, like,the perfect vacation.
617 00:27:19 - That's the perfect vacation?- Yeah.
618 00:27:23 Oh, my God.I think that's a baby whale.
619 00:27:25 Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, sweetie.
620 00:27:28 - Zoey, wake up.- Not now!
621 00:27:30 I'm in deep focus.
622 00:27:32 Aqua yoga is starting by thepool.
623 00:27:33 I've reserved three pods.
624 00:27:36 These are the girls I thinkcould be my competition,
625 00:27:38 girls that Zach follows onInstagram,
626 00:27:39 and he's liked some of their photoslike Amy.
627 00:27:42 Okay, she's a 7. You're a 12.Okay.
628 00:27:45 I should have never passed herthat ball.
629 00:27:47 - I should have taken that shot.- Oh, my God, you're overreacting.
630 00:27:49 Mom, he's either dead, or he'sdumped me.
631 00:27:52 Honestly, I'm not sure which isworse.
632 00:27:53 I think dead is worse for sure.
633 00:27:55 Let's go.Aqua yoga starts in five.
634 00:27:58 Dad, read the room.
635 00:27:59 Call the airlines.
636 00:28:01 - Oh, my God, again.- I need to get back
637 00:28:02 and find out where's Zach is...
638 00:28:04 and who he's with.
639 00:28:05 ♪♪ That's what I like about you
640 00:28:07 ♪♪ That's what I like
641 00:28:10 Ugh. Let's play a game.
642 00:28:12 What about the license plategame?
643 00:28:14 Isn't that game, like,known for being boring?
644 00:28:16 No, not the way I play it.
645 00:28:19 You add up the value of the numberson the plate until you get a prime number.
646 00:28:23 That sounds like school, whichis boring.
647 00:28:26 I think it sounds fun.
648 00:28:28 Just ignore me.
649 00:28:30 Happy accident.
650 00:28:34 Don't look at me. She got thatfrom you.
651 00:28:36 ♪♪ That's what I like about you
652 00:28:38 ♪♪ Hey!
653 00:28:41 ♪♪ Ah-ah-ah, hey!
654 00:28:43 ♪♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!
655 00:28:47 ♪♪ Ah-ah-ah!
656 00:28:48 ♪♪ Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
657 00:28:50 ♪♪ Hey!
658 00:28:53 Here we go. Oh.
659 00:28:55 Ah!
660 00:28:57 Wow, this is better than thepictures.
661 00:28:58 - Nice job, honey.- Whoa.
662 00:29:00 Thank you.
663 00:29:01 Wow.
664 00:29:02 This is amazing.
665 00:29:04 Yeah, this is fantastic.
666 00:29:06 Hey, Zach, remember how much funwe had here last time?
667 00:29:10 Um, yeah.
668 00:29:12 Have we been here before?
669 00:29:14 No, memory boy. I'm messing withyou.
670 00:29:16 - Mm.- It's a rental.
671 00:29:17 Oh, Zoey, you and Avery don't mindbunking together, do you?
672 00:29:21 I don't mind. I understand.
673 00:29:23 Any more excitement for Zach,and his brain will explode.
674 00:29:26 Avery.
675 00:29:27 Hey, let's get up the mountain.Get half a day in.
676 00:29:29 Oh, yeah, let's do it.Zach, honey, remember, no screens.
677 00:29:32 Oh, I know. Yeah.
678 00:29:34 Fair warning, it's been a reallylong time since I last snowboarded.
679 00:29:38 I feel like you said you wentevery year.
680 00:29:40 - Twelve months is a really... long time.- Don't worry.
681 00:29:42 - It's like riding a bike.- Is that the best analogy?
682 00:29:45 Sorry. Sorry, dude.
683 00:29:47 She's a little insensitive. It'sfine.
684 00:29:48 - Yeah, it's all good.- What are you gonna do?
685 00:29:50 I mean, the mountain'sbeautiful.
686 00:29:52 Maybe just hang at the lodge,grab a book, read something.
687 00:29:56 - Do you have a book?- I do not.
688 00:29:58 I have one.It's about female spies in World War II.
689 00:30:02 It might not be your thing,but just in case.
690 00:30:05 Oh, okay. Well... cool.
691 00:30:07 - Yeah.- Yeah.
692 00:30:10 All right. Should we, uh, hitthe slopes?
693 00:30:12 Hit we shall.
694 00:30:17 Sorry. It sounded cooler in myhead.
695 00:30:33 That's a lot of strugglefor a soccer player.
696 00:30:36 Have you ever snowboarded?
697 00:30:38 What?
698 00:30:39 She'll be at it in no time,don't worry.
699 00:30:41 Got it. Easy.
700 00:30:43 Whoa!
701 00:30:46 I got it! I'm good.I'm good. I'm good.
702 00:30:49 - I'm good.- I got you.
703 00:30:51 Are you okay, honey?
704 00:30:52 You're holding on very tight.
705 00:30:53 It's so she doesn't fall.
706 00:30:54 Why don't you guys go ahead,and we'll catch it up with you later?
707 00:30:57 Fine by me. I'm built for speed.
708 00:30:59 - You guys have fun.- Yeah. I'll race you.
709 00:31:02 - Let's do it.- Thanks.
710 00:31:04 - Okay.- See ya, suckers.
711 00:31:05 - Can I move my arm now?- Mm-hmm.
712 00:31:07 Okay. You're ready.
713 00:31:13 Ah...
714 00:31:15 First off, wanna make sure thatyour weight is on your front foot.
715 00:31:18 - That's what's...- Okay.
716 00:31:19 - That's how you're gonna steer.- So just weight.
717 00:31:21 - Yeah, like...- Whoa. Whoa!
718 00:31:23 - There you go. There you go!- Hey!
719 00:31:25 All right, slow down. Slow down.
720 00:31:26 I can't! Oh! Ah!
721 00:31:28 Oh! Oh!
722 00:31:34 You okay?
723 00:31:36 - Mm-hmm.- Well, let's take it slow.
724 00:31:38 - As slow as you need.- Okay.
725 00:31:40 - Sound good?- Mm-hmm.
726 00:31:45 - Yeah, this is much better.- Walk back.
727 00:31:47 ♪♪ I got green in mypocket, gonna let it do the talking
728 00:31:50 ♪♪ Yeah, I'm feeling kinda luckytoday
729 00:31:52 ♪♪ I got nothing to loseI'm gonna take a shot
730 00:31:55 - All right. Heels. Heels!- This way?
731 00:31:57 - No, no, no. Don't... ah.- I'm fine.
732 00:32:02 - Use your...- This way. Just watch your...
733 00:32:04 - Oh!- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
734 00:32:06 - Oh.- Oh, my God!
735 00:32:09 Slow... slow down, slow down.Use your heels.
736 00:32:11 I'm sorry!
737 00:32:13 Sorry.
738 00:32:16 - That was amazing.- Oh, my God.
739 00:32:19 - I did it.- You did.
740 00:32:21 - I did it.- Yeah.
741 00:32:25 Hey, you two.
742 00:32:26 - Hey.- Hi.
743 00:32:27 How was it? Like riding a bike?
744 00:32:29 I thought I had a pretty solid run,the last one.
745 00:32:31 She did.
746 00:32:32 - You did great.- Thanks.
747 00:32:34 It was the only timewhen her face didn't meet snow.
748 00:32:36 Avery, what is with you thisweekend?
749 00:32:38 - How's your head?- Feeling good, yeah.
750 00:32:40 Like my memory will be back inno time.
751 00:32:43 Great.
752 00:32:45 And then I fell,and then he helped me get up,
753 00:32:47 and he was really sweet.
754 00:32:49 And you made out?
755 00:32:50 No, no, we were on the mountain.
756 00:32:51 Well, it sounds romantic.You gotta admit that.
757 00:32:54 Fine. Whatever. You're right. Itwas.
758 00:32:57 Yey, look at you.
759 00:32:59 So how's Zach doing?How's his memory?
760 00:33:01 Uh...
761 00:33:04 Who knows?It could come back at any time, really.
762 00:33:06 Clock's ticking to getthat bathing suit on
763 00:33:08 and get in that hot tub and callme back
764 00:33:10 when things get steamy, punintended.
765 00:33:13 I don't know, Zach's family is so nice,and he's so nice.
766 00:33:17 It just feels... wrong.
767 00:33:19 Every great love storystarts with a love triangle.
768 00:33:22 "Gone With the Wind,""The Great Gatsby," "Lolita."
769 00:33:25 Maybe I should just get it over withand tell him the truth,
770 00:33:28 and then I can start out honestwith Miles.
771 00:33:30 My food's here. I gotta go.
772 00:33:32 Zach will get his memory back,and you can tell everyone
773 00:33:34 that you honestly did notwanna be the cause
774 00:33:36 of any permanent memory loss.
775 00:33:37 Now go flirt with the only guywho thinks calculus
776 00:33:39 is as interesting as you do.
777 00:33:41 Love you. Bye.
778 00:33:42 Okay. Love you. Bye.
779 00:33:47 Why, hello.
780 00:33:51 Hello.
781 00:33:52 Green curry with rice,garlic naan, and a Diet Coke.
782 00:33:58 - Thank you.- You're welcome.
783 00:34:00 I-I haven't seen you before.
784 00:34:02 You must be a new delivery guy.
785 00:34:03 Yeah, I'm from Chile.
786 00:34:05 I just moved here.
787 00:34:07 Cool.
788 00:34:08 I'm just babysitting.
789 00:34:12 - Uh, so do you go to school?- Yes.
790 00:34:15 First to learn English better,and then to be a doctor.
791 00:34:18 Oh, very ambitious.What kind of doctor?
792 00:34:21 Cardiology. And you?
793 00:34:23 Uh, I wanna work in publishing.
794 00:34:25 - You're a writer.- I am indeed.
795 00:34:27 I'm a creative writing major,but my concentration's poetry.
796 00:34:31 So we both like the heart.
797 00:34:33 Or... el corazon.
798 00:34:38 I guess so.
799 00:34:41 Well, I gotta go.
800 00:34:43 - Deliveries call.- Yeah, me too.
801 00:34:45 Gotta get back to the kids.
802 00:34:47 They've been too quiet.Means something's wrong.
803 00:34:49 Good luck.
804 00:34:50 See you next time.
805 00:34:52 Good night.
806 00:35:07 Why are these called hamburgerswhen they're not made of ham?
807 00:35:10 That's a very good question,Avery.
808 00:35:12 Despite the hamburger beingquintessentially American,
809 00:35:15 it actually originatedin Hamburg, Germany.
810 00:35:17 However, pizza is mostdefinitely Italian.
811 00:35:20 This is just a ployto tell us how they met.
812 00:35:23 - Mm...- Oh, man.
813 00:35:24 We were both abroad backpacking.
814 00:35:26 Italy.
815 00:35:27 The smell of chianti, pizza,and Bolognese in the air.
816 00:35:31 We know, Dad,you've told us before.
817 00:35:33 Well, Zoey doesn't.
818 00:35:35 I'd love to hear.
819 00:35:36 We just got out of college.
820 00:35:38 We were just taking our timetrying to figure out our future.
821 00:35:41 Two lost souls.
822 00:35:42 Well, I was literally lost,and my Italian was failing me,
823 00:35:46 and nobody spoke English,
824 00:35:47 and I was tryingto find the train station.
825 00:35:49 And we bumped into each other,
826 00:35:50 both of us with our heads buriedin our "Let's Go Europe" books.
827 00:35:55 Yes, and that was our meet-cute.
828 00:35:59 I love it.
829 00:36:01 And you guys seem so compatible.
830 00:36:04 I think we are.
831 00:36:07 You both fell in loveover pizza.
832 00:36:10 Guess that's why I like it somuch.
833 00:36:12 Oh, me too. I love pizza somuch.
834 00:36:13 - I know. It's so good.- Too much, probably.
835 00:36:17 - Wait, don't I?- Yes, honey.
836 00:36:19 - Pepperoni.- Do you remember owing me $200?
837 00:36:22 No, no, I... see, I think what it is,is you owed me 200 bucks.
838 00:36:26 Don't even think about it.
839 00:36:28 Hi, yeah, my delivery guy just left,and there's no rice with my order.
840 00:36:34 No, no, no,I don't wanna take it off my bill.
841 00:36:36 You know, what's green currywithout rice, am I right?
842 00:36:39 Have him bring it.
843 00:36:42 And can you make sure it's thesame guy?
844 00:36:45 Great.
845 00:36:46 Thank you.
846 00:36:56 Hey, wanna watch a movie?
847 00:37:01 Sure.
848 00:37:02 What about "Pretty Woman"?
849 00:37:04 Julia Roberts' only dreamin life is to bag a rich guy.
850 00:37:07 And not to mentionthe unrealistic portrayal of sex work.
851 00:37:09 - Exactly.- Yeah. It's weird.
852 00:37:11 I just thought... I thought itwas one of your favorites.
853 00:37:17 What about "Say Anything?"
854 00:37:18 Mm. Really?
855 00:37:19 - Oh, really what?- No, just...
856 00:37:21 Come on, I don't thinkthere are any sex workers in that one.
857 00:37:24 - No.- Right?
858 00:37:25 - But it's boring, and it's...- What?
859 00:37:27 Come on, the boombox at the end.
860 00:37:30 Mm, the grand gesturewhere the protagonist
861 00:37:33 professes their love in public.
862 00:37:35 It just perpetuatesunrealistic romantic ideals.
863 00:37:38 Exactly.
864 00:37:39 Okay, well, I mean,there's a new Marvel movie...
865 00:37:43 - Hey.- That...
866 00:37:44 You can't watch a movie.Remember it?
867 00:37:46 - The doctor said no screens.- Oh. Yeah. Great.
868 00:37:48 But guess what we can do?
869 00:37:50 - Movie.- Yes.
870 00:37:52 - One word.- Mm-hmm.
871 00:37:53 - Two syllables.- Yes.
872 00:37:55 Uh, cold, shivering,really cold, freezing.
873 00:38:00 - "Frozen!"- Yes!
874 00:38:01 Oh, wow! Avery, good job.
875 00:38:03 Beat that, shit birds.
876 00:38:04 - Hey, hey. Hey, language.- Whoa!
877 00:38:07 Zoey, you're up.
878 00:38:09 Come on. You got this.
879 00:38:19 TV show.
880 00:38:21 One word.
881 00:38:23 All right, two syllables.
882 00:38:27 Okay, um... oh.
883 00:38:30 - Soccer.- Electric shock.
884 00:38:31 Is she okay? Should we call 911?
885 00:38:34 Um...
886 00:38:36 Um...
887 00:38:40 - Okay.- Oh! Oh, oh.
888 00:38:45 - Uh, "Seinfeld."- Yes!
889 00:38:47 - How did you know that?- She made a sine wave.
890 00:38:49 - A what?- It's oscillations of constant height.
891 00:38:52 - Yeah, sine wave.- It's a science thing.
892 00:38:54 - Wow. Wow.- Of course.
893 00:38:55 Very impressive, you two.
894 00:38:58 I knew that too.
895 00:39:00 Oh, Zach, it's getting late.You know, you're still recovering.
896 00:39:02 Better get some rest.
897 00:39:04 I'm pretty zonked.
898 00:39:05 - Good night, son.- Good game. Good game.
899 00:39:09 You know, I was thinking'cause of all the falling
900 00:39:12 that I did that the hot tubmight be nice.
901 00:39:15 Of course, sweetheart.Just make yourself at home.
902 00:39:17 Okay. Does anyone else wannajoin?
903 00:39:21 Ooh, ooh, I want to.
904 00:39:23 Yay.
905 00:39:26 Hi, again.
906 00:39:27 Sorry there was no rice.
907 00:39:28 - I thought it was in the bag.- Oh, it was there.
908 00:39:32 Silly me.
909 00:39:33 Then why did you...
910 00:39:36 Oh.
911 00:39:43 What about the kids?
912 00:39:44 They're asleep.
913 00:39:50 I'm Diego, by the way.
914 00:39:51 I'm Elle.
915 00:39:52 I know. I saw the check.
916 00:40:03 So, tell me about you and Zach.
917 00:40:07 Like, how did you meet?
918 00:40:10 We met at a party.
919 00:40:12 Huh. That's strange.
920 00:40:14 'Cause Zach told me that you metat a co-ed soccer practice.
921 00:40:20 We met at a party after thepractice.
922 00:40:24 You know, my brotheris my very best friend.
923 00:40:29 That's really sweet.
924 00:40:31 And if you hurt him, I will makecertain
925 00:40:34 that you will never, everbe able to kick a ball again.
926 00:40:41 Capisce?
927 00:40:44 Capisce.
928 00:40:48 Anyone in the move for some s'mores?I got the fireplace going.
929 00:40:51 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.
930 00:40:53 - Hey, wanna go inside and grab the stuff?- Okay.
931 00:40:56 - I'm glad we had our little talk.- Yeah.
932 00:40:58 Yeah, me too.
933 00:41:08 I could use a soak.I'm a bit sore from today.
934 00:41:26 So how's MIT?
935 00:41:28 It's good.
936 00:41:30 It's hard because everyone thereis smart.
937 00:41:33 Like, really smart.
938 00:41:35 That kind of makes youjust want to try harder.
939 00:41:39 Yeah.
940 00:41:40 But you should definitely apply.
941 00:41:41 - You think?- Mm-hmm.
942 00:41:43 For sure. You're, like, wickedsmart.
943 00:41:47 - Thanks.- Hmm. And funny.
944 00:41:53 I really like spending time withyou.
945 00:41:58 Also, this is gonna sound kindof random.
946 00:42:00 You and Zach, you know,
947 00:42:03 are you, uh, like, exclusive?
948 00:42:07 We haven't really talked aboutit.
949 00:42:09 - Right.- The relationship's really, really new.
950 00:42:13 Mm-hmm.
951 00:42:14 Because like I said, I reallyenjoy spending time with you.
952 00:42:19 I don't wanna sound mean here,but do you really think
953 00:42:23 that you're a good match?
954 00:42:26 Well.
955 00:42:28 Like we are.
956 00:42:30 - Like... like us?- Yeah.
957 00:42:32 I mean, we're so in sync.
958 00:42:34 Yeah, and compatible.
959 00:42:37 Yeah.
960 00:42:40 So much in common.
961 00:42:48 Got everything.
962 00:42:50 Ready?
963 00:42:51 - Yeah.- Yeah.
964 00:42:53 Okay.
965 00:43:02 How many times did Dadeat it on the slopes yesterday?
966 00:43:04 Ah, he wasn't that bad.
967 00:43:06 You're lying. You're lying.
968 00:43:09 - Good morning.- Hey, baby.
969 00:43:11 Zoey, did you sleepwell?
970 00:43:14 - Yeah. Yeah, I did, actually.- Great.
971 00:43:16 - Thank you.- Here's a cup of coffee.
972 00:43:20 Thanks.
973 00:43:23 Where's everybody else?
974 00:43:25 Zach's dad's getting his skis,Avery's getting dressed,
975 00:43:27 and where is Miles?
976 00:43:30 Uh, I think he's talking toEmily.
977 00:43:34 Who's Emily?
978 00:43:36 Miles' girlfriend.
979 00:43:42 His girlfriend?
980 00:43:44 - She's adorable.- Yeah, she's nice.
981 00:43:46 She's really nice.
982 00:43:51 Oh, I should grab a jacket.
983 00:43:53 Yeah, you should, hon.It's gonna be really cold today.
984 00:43:56 Yeah.
985 00:44:00 Hey, you ready for day two?
986 00:44:03 You have a girlfriend?
987 00:44:04 Yeah.
988 00:44:09 So... so what about us?What about last night?
989 00:44:11 Yeah, she doesn't care.We're poly.
990 00:44:15 Okay.
991 00:44:16 I care.
992 00:44:19 I mean, relax. It was just akiss.
993 00:44:21 How are you so casual aboutthis?
994 00:44:24 You said that we were in sync.
995 00:44:25 You said we had so much incommon.
996 00:44:26 You said that we were a match.
997 00:44:28 Yeah, we are.
998 00:44:29 You thought that meantthat we should date?
999 00:44:32 Yes.
1000 00:44:33 I just thought we'd be a goodhookup.
1001 00:44:35 You thought... you thought thatof me?
1002 00:44:36 I don't know whyyou're being so judgey for.
1003 00:44:38 If you haven't noticed,you're dating my cousin.
1004 00:44:40 Actually, I'm not.
1005 00:44:42 What?
1006 00:44:44 - And I can't.- You can't what?
1007 00:44:46 I... it's complicated, okay?
1008 00:44:48 Just... never mind.
1009 00:44:53 Argh!
1010 00:45:04 Hey, baby.
1011 00:45:05 - You okay?- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
1012 00:45:08 Carpe diem. Seize theday.
1013 00:45:10 It is gorgeous out there.
1014 00:45:12 Matt and Avery are in the car.
1015 00:45:15 Are you two ready?
1016 00:45:16 Um...
1017 00:45:17 I think I'm just gonna hang outat the house today, so.
1018 00:45:21 Yeah, I'm kind of sore fromyesterday.
1019 00:45:22 Turns out I have a big bruise.
1020 00:45:24 Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
1021 00:45:25 It's okay.I think I'm just gonna hang with Zach.
1022 00:45:30 Oh, you are?
1023 00:45:32 Yeah, if that's okay.
1024 00:45:34 Uh. Uh, yeah.
1025 00:45:35 Let me, um... let me check myschedule.
1026 00:45:39 Yes, it looks likehe's free the entire day.
1027 00:45:42 Just wide open.
1028 00:45:45 I'm just glad you won'tbe alone.
1029 00:45:48 You're, uh... you're not gonnacome?
1030 00:45:51 Nope.
1031 00:45:52 - All right.- Let's do it, Miles.
1032 00:45:54 - Let's.- Hey, hon.
1033 00:45:56 The arnica's in the bathroomupstairs for her bruise.
1034 00:45:58 - Okay.- Okay.
1035 00:46:00 Order pizzaif you need it.
1036 00:46:02 - Thanks, Mom.- All right. Have a great day.
1037 00:46:04 - Have fun.- See you later.
1038 00:46:07 See, I got you all to myself.
1039 00:46:09 Game day?
1040 00:46:11 Game day.
1041 00:46:13 Okay, so the object of the gameis to capture the opponent's king.
1042 00:46:16 The queen, however, is the mostpowerful,
1043 00:46:18 and she can basically moveanywhere she wants.
1044 00:46:19 Okay.Queen is the most valuable. I like it.
1045 00:46:22 And the knight movesin an L-shape like that,
1046 00:46:25 and the bishop moves diagonallylike that,
1047 00:46:28 and the rook moves up and down.
1048 00:46:31 Why do they call it a rook?
1049 00:46:33 Comes from the Persian word rukh,R-U-K-H, which means chariot.
1050 00:46:38 You're so smart.
1051 00:46:41 Chess is really like soccer, tobe honest.
1052 00:46:45 The pawns are the defenders.The bishops are the midfielders.
1053 00:46:46 The rooks are the wingers,and the queen is the striker.
1054 00:46:49 Your offense, you got yourdefense.
1055 00:46:51 I don't think I'm ever gonnasee chess the same way again.
1056 00:46:54 Good, because I'm about to takeyou down.
1057 00:46:57 - Oh. Oh, you are?- Oh, yeah, for sure.
1058 00:47:01 Your move.
1059 00:47:02 Whoo... checkmate.
1060 00:47:04 That was aggressive.
1061 00:47:08 Checkmate.
1062 00:47:18 Checkmate.
1063 00:47:27 What do you think the most important thingin a relationship is?
1064 00:47:30 Strategizing here, so, uh, youfirst.
1065 00:47:34 I always thought it was abouthaving things in common,
1066 00:47:38 like compatibility, sharedinterests.
1067 00:47:41 - You?- I think...
1068 00:47:44 You just gotta like each other.
1069 00:47:47 I mean, it sounds simple,but I mean, look at my...
1070 00:47:49 look at my folks, right?
1071 00:47:56 Check.
1072 00:47:59 You're in check.
1073 00:48:01 I can see that.
1074 00:48:07 Uh...
1075 00:48:09 It's a stalemate.
1076 00:48:11 What is... what is that?
1077 00:48:12 It's a draw.No one can checkmate the other.
1078 00:48:15 - So it's a tie?- Yeah, we tied.
1079 00:48:18 All right!
1080 00:48:20 I will take that as a win forZach, okay?
1081 00:48:23 Uh, uh, uh.
1082 00:48:25 It was a... it was a hardbattle, but, uh,
1083 00:48:27 the Comeback Kid prevailed.
1084 00:48:29 Now we play my game.
1085 00:48:35 ♪♪ Got a good feeling
1086 00:48:38 ♪♪ Doing okay, gonna make itthrough
1087 00:48:41 ♪♪ I got a good feeling
1088 00:48:44 ♪♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now
1089 00:48:46 ♪♪ Got a good thing going
1090 00:48:50 What'd you get?
1091 00:48:55 ♪♪ Nothing's gonna slow me down
1092 00:48:59 ♪♪ Can you feel it, can you feelit
1093 00:49:02 ♪♪ Can you feel it, can you feelit
1094 00:49:09 ♪♪ These are the good times
1095 00:49:12 ♪♪ Everything's all right
1096 00:49:20 ♪♪ These are the good times
1097 00:49:22 Are you trying to hit me?
1098 00:49:25 Do you need lessons orsomething?
1099 00:49:26 I can... I can show youthe ropes a bit if you want.
1100 00:49:29 Is there a tape measure?
1101 00:49:30 For what?
1102 00:49:31 What do you... what do you needa tape measure for?
1103 00:49:33 Is this coding?
1104 00:49:36 Oh, calculations.
1105 00:49:39 Do you think it's gonna help?
1106 00:49:41 Constant and the distanceto the edge of the table's 36 inches.
1107 00:49:46 Then the only variableis the force of the push.
1108 00:49:49 I was gonna say that too.
1109 00:49:51 That's what I was thinking.
1110 00:49:55 Oh, my God. Oh, my...
1111 00:49:59 Goal! Math, baby. Don'tunderestimate it.
1112 00:50:02 Zoey, that brain of yoursis gonna take you far.
1113 00:50:04 - Oh, my God.- I don't know about that.
1114 00:50:07 I do. I mean, grad school,coding.
1115 00:50:09 You know, you've gota whole career path ahead of you.
1116 00:50:11 What are you talking about?
1117 00:50:12 Hey, you have a wholecareer path ahead of you.
1118 00:50:14 No.
1119 00:50:15 Isn't soccer the angle?
1120 00:50:18 I... you know... you know,I've had soccer my whole life.
1121 00:50:21 I mean, that's the only thingI've ever really been good at.
1122 00:50:24 But, uh...
1123 00:50:28 Let's be honest, like,I'm not gonna go pro.
1124 00:50:33 So I have absolutely no idea
1125 00:50:37 what I'm gonna do with my lifeafter I graduate...
1126 00:50:42 And I'm... I'm pretty...pretty scared about that.
1127 00:50:48 Zach, you just learned chess in,like, 20 minutes
1128 00:50:51 - and almost beat me.- Almost, yeah.
1129 00:50:53 You'd be great at anything.
1130 00:50:56 You think so?
1131 00:50:58 Absolutely.
1132 00:51:00 So other than beinga paper football professional...
1133 00:51:03 Right.
1134 00:51:04 What else do you like to do?
1135 00:51:46 Whoo.
1136 00:51:54 - Wow.- Breakfast pizza.
1137 00:51:56 - Don't let the eggs scare you.- I'm a little scared.
1138 00:51:58 You're a little scared? Trustme.
1139 00:52:01 Eggs and bacon.
1140 00:52:04 - Yes, like that?- Mm-hmm.
1141 00:52:08 Cheers. Big old bite.
1142 00:52:11 Mmm.
1143 00:52:14 Mmm. Oh, my God.
1144 00:52:16 Mm-hmm.
1145 00:52:18 - This is so good.- Yeah.
1146 00:52:20 No, this is amazing.
1147 00:52:22 No, you're just saying that.
1148 00:52:23 Where did you learn to cook?Was it your mom?
1149 00:52:26 No, I took cookingclasses.
1150 00:52:28 - Seriously?- Yeah.
1151 00:52:30 Well, why are you so surprised?
1152 00:52:31 I mean, I feel likeI would've told you that.
1153 00:52:33 Well, I have to sayI'm very, very impressed.
1154 00:52:36 It's the nicest thingyou said to me all weekend.
1155 00:52:39 No, it's not.
1156 00:52:42 - That's... is that true?- No, it's... it's fine.
1157 00:52:45 I'm really enjoying getting toknow you...
1158 00:52:48 Over again.
1159 00:52:51 So, um, besides...
1160 00:52:54 so besides chess, like, what elsedo you like to do for fun?
1161 00:52:57 Remind me.
1162 00:52:59 Uh...
1163 00:53:01 N... noth... nothing.
1164 00:53:03 All right, well then that...that's an obvious sign
1165 00:53:04 - that you need more fun in your life.- I'm...
1166 00:53:06 Unless you... do you...unless you hate fun.
1167 00:53:07 - I don't...- Do you hate fun?
1168 00:53:09 No, I don't... I... I'm veryfun.
1169 00:53:11 - I love fun.- You love fun.
1170 00:53:13 I'm the queen of fun.
1171 00:53:14 We will see about that.
1172 00:53:17 Pew, pew, pew.
1173 00:53:18 Pew, pew.
1174 00:53:20 Jesus, this is addictive.
1175 00:53:22 Oh, I know. Yeah.
1176 00:53:23 I mean, it's a great way for Avery and Ito stay connected when I'm at school too.
1177 00:53:26 That's really sweet.
1178 00:53:29 You know, I think I rememberordering her a book on "Battletoads."
1179 00:53:33 Oh, that was for Avery.
1180 00:53:36 Yeah. Yeah.
1181 00:53:39 Wait, you know about the book?
1182 00:53:42 No, no, I was just sayingthat's, uh...
1183 00:53:44 that's really, like,sweet to buy her a book.
1184 00:53:47 Yeah.
1185 00:53:49 Speaking of books, how's thatone?
1186 00:53:52 I mean...
1187 00:53:55 It's amazing.
1188 00:53:56 I mean, I had no idea womencodebreakers
1189 00:53:58 shortened the war in Germanyby, like, two years.
1190 00:54:02 Yeah. Yeah, it's fascinating.
1191 00:54:04 You know and the way the book,like, weaves together
1192 00:54:06 the lives of all these women,captures their voices,
1193 00:54:09 I mean, all under the threat ofwar?
1194 00:54:11 It's like I'm actually therewith them.
1195 00:54:12 I mean, it's... it's incredible.
1196 00:54:16 I mean, I feel like you definitelycould have been one of these women.
1197 00:54:21 Wow.
1198 00:54:23 That's really sweet.
1199 00:54:25 - Hi.- Hi.
1200 00:54:26 Hey. How was the snow?
1201 00:54:27 - Great.- Yeah, it was really good.
1202 00:54:30 Wait, wait.
1203 00:54:32 Are you playing "Battletoads"?
1204 00:54:34 Hey, what happened to noscreens?
1205 00:54:37 I wasn't playing. Zoey wasplaying.
1206 00:54:38 I was wearing your sunglasses.
1207 00:54:40 - Okay.- Just in case.
1208 00:54:42 So what did you do? Did you havefun?
1209 00:54:44 - What didn't we do?- Excuse me?
1210 00:54:46 - All PG-13.- Okay.
1211 00:54:48 Oh, shoot,I forgot my gloves at the lodge.
1212 00:54:51 Avery, don't worry about it.Zach and I can take you.
1213 00:54:52 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
1214 00:54:54 I think I left them inside onthe table.
1215 00:54:56 - Mm-hmm.- See you in just a sec.
1216 00:54:58 - Okay.- Okay.
1217 00:54:59 All... all right, Avery, justhurry up.
1218 00:55:01 I'll be waiting down here, okay?
1219 00:55:04 All right.
1220 00:55:08 Whoa.
1221 00:55:09 You got a pretty good armfor a computer nerd.
1222 00:55:11 Hey, nerds rule the world.
1223 00:55:13 - They do?- Yeah.
1224 00:55:16 You're not gonna throw thatat my head, are you?
1225 00:55:17 Huh?
1226 00:55:19 'Cause I can't throw itat your head, Concussion Boy.
1227 00:55:21 Nobody said it had to be,like, a fair fight.
1228 00:55:24 - Oh, gosh!- Is that all you got?
1229 00:55:27 Oh, you wanna... you wanna see some,like, actual competition?
1230 00:55:29 - I didn't know if you were warmed up.- Bring it.
1231 00:55:33 Hey, guys! I found them!
1232 00:55:34 Ow!
1233 00:55:36 Shoot, shoot.Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1234 00:55:38 - Oh, sh... you good?- Yeah.
1235 00:55:39 Hey, it's fully my fault. I'msorry.
1236 00:55:49 That may leave a mark.
1237 00:55:51 May leave a mark.May leave a mark.
1238 00:56:01 Ah, I th... I don't know.
1239 00:56:02 I... I feel like I'm havingdéjà vu or something.
1240 00:56:07 There's something I have to tellyou.
1241 00:56:09 Hey, no smooching in frontof your little sister.
1242 00:56:13 Thank you. Thank you, Avery.
1243 00:56:17 - Miles kissed me.- In the hot tub?
1244 00:56:19 Oh, my God.
1245 00:56:21 - That bathing suit really never fails.- What have you done in that bathing suit?
1246 00:56:23 Don't you worry about that.
1247 00:56:24 Then I found out he has agirlfriend.
1248 00:56:26 - Um, what?- They're poly.
1249 00:56:28 You don't wanna be the third atthe party.
1250 00:56:30 I understand that, and thank God for Milesfor expanding Zoey's mind.
1251 00:56:35 Right.
1252 00:56:36 But now Zach...Zach is really surprising me.
1253 00:56:40 He hit me in the head with a snowball,and then he kissed me.
1254 00:56:44 And I can't believethat I'm saying this, but it felt...
1255 00:56:48 Right.
1256 00:56:49 Do you have amnesia now?
1257 00:56:52 How hard did that snowball hityou?
1258 00:56:53 It's confusing, right?
1259 00:56:54 Wow. Zach Maclaren.
1260 00:56:56 That's not surprising.
1261 00:56:58 That's revolutionary.
1262 00:57:00 Elle, I need to tell him thetruth.
1263 00:57:02 Wait, hold on. Does he like you?
1264 00:57:03 I don't know, I mean, how muchof it's me
1265 00:57:04 and how much of it's the memoryof Zoey Wallace?
1266 00:57:06 - But you two are vibing.- Sure.
1267 00:57:09 So the real youis vibing with the real him,
1268 00:57:10 minus the tiny amnesia detail.
1269 00:57:13 It's not a tiny amnesia, it's abig detail
1270 00:57:15 and our vibing, whatever it is,it's duplicitous.
1271 00:57:19 You didn't know that Miles waspoly
1272 00:57:21 or that you were gonna end upliking Zach.
1273 00:57:23 I mean, give yourself a break.
1274 00:57:24 Elle, I should come clean.
1275 00:57:26 Zoey, wait until Zach has recoveredthen tell him the truth.
1276 00:57:29 That was the original plan,right?
1277 00:57:31 I like plans that arestraightforward
1278 00:57:32 and follow a logical conclusionlike good code,
1279 00:57:34 not ones that look likea fried hard drive.
1280 00:57:36 Yeah, but that could be Zach's brainif you tell him too soon.
1281 00:57:40 Okay. Thank you.
1282 00:57:42 I have to go.
1283 00:58:11 Mm.
1284 00:58:13 - Yeah.- Are you awake?
1285 00:58:16 Yeah.
1286 00:58:18 - Hey.- Hey.
1287 00:58:22 All right, I'm pretty tired,
1288 00:58:25 so I'm gonna go up and crash.
1289 00:58:27 Of course.
1290 00:58:32 I just wanna thank youfor such a lovely day.
1291 00:58:36 Like I had a wonderful time.Really.
1292 00:58:41 You sound surprised again.
1293 00:58:45 I think that it justwasn't what I expected.
1294 00:58:51 You're really full of surprises,Zach Maclaren.
1295 00:58:58 Well, yeah, I mean, you're...
1296 00:59:06 You're full of surprises,too, Zoey Wallace.
1297 00:59:19 You okay?
1298 00:59:21 Yeah.
1299 00:59:23 What's wrong?
1300 00:59:27 No, no, it's just...
1301 00:59:29 Um...
1302 00:59:32 I'm just hoping that when you...
1303 00:59:34 when you get back to schooland your memory returns...
1304 00:59:37 That you'll still...
1305 00:59:40 You'll remember this dayand you'll still wanna hang out.
1306 00:59:44 Yeah, of course, I do. Whywouldn't I?
1307 00:59:48 No, no reason.
1308 00:59:51 I just wanted you to know.
1309 00:59:59 Zach, can you come doa monster check
1310 01:00:02 Uh, you got it, Avery.
1311 01:00:04 Yeah, I'll be right up.
1312 01:00:09 She won't fall asleepunless I go up, so I...
1313 01:00:13 - Good night.- Good night.
1314 01:00:45 ♪♪ Don't quit dreaminguntil every dream comes to life
1315 01:00:52 ♪♪ Life
1316 01:00:55 ♪♪ Just close your eyes, you'llget it right
1317 01:00:58 ♪♪ All that's left to find
1318 01:01:03 Taking the middle.
1319 01:01:06 Fire up the Xbox!
1320 01:01:08 Let's play "Battletoads"!
1321 01:01:11 - Hey, honey, let me get that.- Hey, it's still early.
1322 01:01:13 - You wanna stay for dinner?- Uh, okay. Yeah.
1323 01:01:15 Zoey Mill... Zoey...
1324 01:01:18 Why does it say Zoey Miller?You're Zoey Wallace.
1325 01:01:20 Who's Zoey Wallace?
1326 01:01:26 Zach Maclaren, you are sobusted!
1327 01:01:31 - Who are you?- I'm Zoey, Zach's girlfriend.
1328 01:01:33 But that's Zoey, Zach'sgirlfriend.
1329 01:01:35 No, she's not.
1330 01:01:36 - I don't understand.- What's going on?
1331 01:01:38 That's what I'd like to know.
1332 01:01:40 Uh...
1333 01:01:49 You're my girlfriend.
1334 01:01:50 Yeah, of course I am.
1335 01:01:55 And... and I hit you with asoccer ball.
1336 01:01:58 - Yeah.- I don't understand.
1337 01:01:59 That's good 'cause I don't,either.
1338 01:02:00 Uh...
1339 01:02:01 Yeah, let me explain.
1340 01:02:03 So... I know you don't remember this,but when you got hit by the car...
1341 01:02:08 What? When was this?
1342 01:02:09 No, no, no, no. Let her finish.
1343 01:02:11 You left your credit cardin the store where I work,
1344 01:02:15 and I ran out to give it to you,
1345 01:02:17 and you didn't see this carpulling out.
1346 01:02:19 So then you kind of went flyingand you hit your head,
1347 01:02:22 and when you woke up,you thought that I was your girlfriend
1348 01:02:24 because we have the same nameand I guess we kind of look alike.
1349 01:02:28 You wish.
1350 01:02:29 I knew something was up.
1351 01:02:30 Then at the hospital,everyone just thought
1352 01:02:32 that I was the other Zoey.
1353 01:02:34 And I was gonna tell you thetruth,
1354 01:02:36 but the doctor said thatyou had a concussion
1355 01:02:37 and you couldn't handle any stress,so I didn't wanna say anything
1356 01:02:40 'cause I didn't wanna make itworse.
1357 01:02:41 And then I was gonna tell your parentsas soon as we got back to your house,
1358 01:02:45 and I know that this is gonna sound awful,but then Miles came over.
1359 01:02:48 - Wait, who is Miles?- I am. I'm Zach's cousin.
1360 01:02:51 And I just thought that Milesand I had so much in common
1361 01:02:54 that, uh... that... that whenyou invited me skiing
1362 01:02:58 and he's only here for a weekend,that I would just...
1363 01:03:01 I would be the other Zoey, ZoeyWallace,
1364 01:03:04 Zach's girlfriend.
1365 01:03:06 I am not the other Zoey. Youare.
1366 01:03:08 But then after Miles and Ikissed...
1367 01:03:10 What... hey, you kissed mygirlfriend, man?
1368 01:03:13 We have just establishedthat she is not your girlfriend.
1369 01:03:16 - What about Emily?- Yeah, we're poly.
1370 01:03:18 - What's poly?- Math, honey.
1371 01:03:19 They're... they're talking aboutmath.
1372 01:03:21 It's not Miles' fault. It'smine.
1373 01:03:22 Are you into Miles?
1374 01:03:24 I thought that I was, but I'm not.Not anymore. No offense.
1375 01:03:28 I felt like we hada connection this weekend.
1376 01:03:30 We... yes, we did.
1377 01:03:32 What kind of a connection?You two share a room?
1378 01:03:34 - They wanted to.- Avery...
1379 01:03:37 But it was a lie.
1380 01:03:38 Wasn't a...
1381 01:03:40 I don't... I don't know what I thought,but it doesn't matter now.
1382 01:03:45 Oh, my God,you're the girl from the bookstore
1383 01:03:47 that called me an idiot.
1384 01:03:48 No, that was...that was just the title of the book.
1385 01:03:51 That w... you're not an idiot.
1386 01:03:53 You're... you're so smart,and you're sensitive,
1387 01:03:56 and you're really... you'regreat.
1388 01:03:57 I... I know that this whole situationand what I did was wrong.
1389 01:04:01 We all make mistakes, honey, butthis?
1390 01:04:04 This was awful. I know.
1391 01:04:09 I'm really sorry.
1392 01:04:11 So, uh...
1393 01:04:13 So I'm just gonna leave now,and you can be with, um...
1394 01:04:16 yeah, you can be with the realZoey.
1395 01:04:24 No, wait. But I like youbetter.
1396 01:04:27 Oh, my God, babe.
1397 01:04:30 You got hit by a car?Are you okay?
1398 01:04:33 - You hurt?- No, no, I'm fine.
1399 01:04:36 If his brain wasn't brokenbefore, geez.
1400 01:04:45 So embarrassing.I just feel so stupid.
1401 01:04:48 Why did I think thatthis would be a good idea?
1402 01:04:50 - I'm so sorry.- I'm an idiot.
1403 01:04:51 What... I mean, who am I tocreate an app
1404 01:04:54 about compatibilityand dating and relationships?
1405 01:04:55 Okay, stop, stop, stop.You're spiraling.
1406 01:04:56 Well, yeah, of course, I'mspiraling.
1407 01:04:58 You followed your heart,and sometimes that doesn't work out.
1408 01:05:00 No, I followed your advice.
1409 01:05:03 Wait, are you saying this is myfault?
1410 01:05:05 I never would've goneif you hadn't pushed me.
1411 01:05:06 Zoey, I was trying to help you.
1412 01:05:09 - By encouraging me to lie.- No.
1413 01:05:10 You have never oncebeen interested in anyone.
1414 01:05:12 What is wrong with that?
1415 01:05:14 You're so afraid of getting hurtthat you refuse to let anyone in.
1416 01:05:17 I don't understand how that's apro...
1417 01:05:19 What made you the authority onlove, huh?
1418 01:05:21 You have never been in love.
1419 01:05:23 Neither have you.
1420 01:05:24 And at least I'm willingto embrace the concept.
1421 01:05:26 How?Obsessing over rom-coms
1422 01:05:29 or romanticizing Prince Charmingin your stupid poems?
1423 01:05:35 Nice.
1424 01:05:37 Really nice, Zoey.
1425 01:05:38 You know what? I am seeingsomeone.
1426 01:05:41 And I didn't tell youbecause you were so caught up
1427 01:05:42 in your Zach-Miles dramathat I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.
1428 01:05:45 But now I don't give a shit.
1429 01:05:48 And I have never oncecalled your app stupid.
1430 01:06:19 Yo, there's ZoeyMiller.
1431 01:06:21 She stole Zoey Wallace's identity.
1432 01:06:25 - Oh, look who's here.- Oh, my God.
1433 01:06:26 She conned Zach's entire family.
1434 01:06:29 Ought to be arrested.She slept with both of them.
1435 01:06:33 Identity theft.
1436 01:06:34 She ran over Zach with her car.
1437 01:06:40 Hooked up with the cousinon the ski slope.
1438 01:06:43 She's pregnantwith the cousin's baby.
1439 01:06:46 I'm not fucking pregnant.
1440 01:06:50 Thank you for sharing, Ms.Miller.
1441 01:06:52 Would anyone else careto share their fertility status?
1442 01:06:58 ♪♪ It's hard enough tofind my way
1443 01:07:01 ♪♪ But it's harder when thelights go out
1444 01:07:04 ♪♪ The shadows of my darkestdays
1445 01:07:07 ♪♪ Keep me quiet when I'm tryingTo make a sound
1446 01:07:11 ♪♪ The old me
1447 01:07:14 ♪♪ Would be running away, butI'm not afraid To hold it close
1448 01:07:19 ♪♪ Slowly
1449 01:07:21 ♪♪ Watch hours go byTo get through the night, oh
1450 01:07:26 ♪♪ I was up till the break ofdawn
1451 01:07:30 ♪♪ Trying to pick myself off theground
1452 01:07:33 ♪♪ Wanna get back the time Ilost
1453 01:07:36 ♪♪ And turn this around
1454 01:07:40 ♪♪ There's a bright side in thestorm
1455 01:07:43 ♪♪ But my head's in the clouds
1456 01:07:46 ♪♪ Trying to find what I'mlooking for
1457 01:07:50 ♪♪ Where's the upside of down?
1458 01:07:51 I'm not fucking pregnant!
1459 01:07:54 I'm not fucking pregnant!
1460 01:08:00 ♪♪I was up till thebreak of dawn
1461 01:08:04 ♪♪ Trying to pick myself off theground
1462 01:08:07 ♪♪ Wanna get back the time Ilost
1463 01:08:11 ♪♪ And turn this around
1464 01:08:14 ♪♪ There's a bright side in thestorm
1465 01:08:17 ♪♪ But my head's in the clouds
1466 01:08:21 ♪♪ Trying to find what I'mlooking for
1467 01:08:24 ♪♪ Where's the upside of down?
1468 01:08:40 ♪♪ Oh, I'm scared
1469 01:08:42 ♪♪ 'Cause I'm still falling
1470 01:08:46 ♪♪ It's right there
1471 01:08:50 - Wow.- Mom.
1472 01:08:52 You did all that because youthought you were compatible with Miles?
1473 01:08:54 Sadly, yes.
1474 01:08:58 What... what happenedto the pottery stuff?
1475 01:09:00 Oh, my kiln blew up.
1476 01:09:02 Right. Really?
1477 01:09:04 No worries.
1478 01:09:05 I mean, my jewelry designis really taking off.
1479 01:09:07 I feel like you need more ofthese.
1480 01:09:09 Oh.
1481 01:09:10 Relationships are about so much morethan having surface things in common.
1482 01:09:13 Yeah, yeah, I know obviously,or you and Dad would've stayed together.
1483 01:09:17 You think that's why we splitup?
1484 01:09:19 You guys could not be moredifferent.
1485 01:09:21 That's not why we got a divorce.
1486 01:09:24 Really?
1487 01:09:25 Yeah, I mean, we metwhen we were in high school.
1488 01:09:28 We were so young, and I mean,it was our differences
1489 01:09:30 that kept it exciting.
1490 01:09:32 Then what happened?Why did you get a divorce?
1491 01:09:35 We just...our identities were intertwined,
1492 01:09:37 and we wanted to seewhat it was like to be individuals.
1493 01:09:41 Being together was the only lifewe had ever known.
1494 01:09:43 But I can promise you it wasn'tabout having things in common
1495 01:09:45 or not having things in common.
1496 01:09:48 Okay.
1497 01:09:49 I mean, divorce is noteasy.
1498 01:09:52 I know ours wasn't.
1499 01:09:53 But being vulnerableand letting your guard down,
1500 01:09:56 I mean, that is whena real relationship starts.
1501 01:09:58 That's what life is all about.
1502 01:10:00 I want you to experience that.
1503 01:10:01 It's is about morethan just checking a box
1504 01:10:03 and someone checking a box,because boxes are boring.
1505 01:10:06 That's probably whymy app didn't take off.
1506 01:10:08 Well, every app needs a goodpivot.
1507 01:10:10 You taught me that.
1508 01:10:12 And you remembered that.
1509 01:10:13 Of course, my daughter'sgonna be the next tech genius
1510 01:10:15 to take over the world.
1511 01:10:16 It's the least I could do.
1512 01:10:19 That's a lot of bags.
1513 01:10:21 How long are you planning onstaying here?
1514 01:10:22 Yeah, um, a while, if that'sokay.
1515 01:10:25 You like this guy Zach.
1516 01:10:27 You have to tell him how youfeel.
1517 01:10:29 I lied to him.
1518 01:10:30 I lied to his entire family.
1519 01:10:32 Now he's with the real Zoey.
1520 01:10:34 The real Zoey's lame, okay?
1521 01:10:35 You are the best Zoey.
1522 01:10:36 You have to go afterwhat you want and be brave.
1523 01:10:39 Oh, my God.You're just giving me rom-com advice now.
1524 01:10:42 I know. It's so fun.
1525 01:10:52 Thanks.
1526 01:10:53 Well, I canmeet with you next Friday,
1527 01:10:55 - but I don't know for sure.- Oh.
1528 01:10:57 Really? I checked on that place.
1529 01:11:05 Hello.
1530 01:11:06 Hi.
1531 01:11:08 I went home.
1532 01:11:09 I figured when I sawyour luggage was gone,
1533 01:11:12 so I didn't file a missingpersons report.
1534 01:11:17 You working on your book?
1535 01:11:18 I'm working on a short story.
1536 01:11:20 The main character feelsshe's been stabbed in the back
1537 01:11:23 by selfishness and misdirectedblame.
1538 01:11:26 That sounds honest.
1539 01:11:28 Well, they say write what youknow.
1540 01:11:30 Yes, they do.
1541 01:11:34 So I...
1542 01:11:36 Wrote you a poem.
1543 01:11:41 You wrote me a poem?
1544 01:11:43 Yeah.
1545 01:11:44 But you hate poetry.
1546 01:11:46 Exactly.
1547 01:11:49 Just hear me out, please.
1548 01:11:53 Okay.
1549 01:11:54 "I took the sun for granted...
1550 01:11:58 "As it shone its light on me."
1551 01:12:01 "Basking in its warmth full ofjubilee.
1552 01:12:05 "I took the sun for grantedas it lit the crowded way.
1553 01:12:10 "Clearing the darkened path,urging me on my way.
1554 01:12:16 "I took the sun for granted.
1555 01:12:19 "So many times, you see,
1556 01:12:22 "That I went and I pushed itfar away from me.
1557 01:12:27 "So I'm begging the sun to comeback
1558 01:12:32 "'Cause life without itis as dark as can be.
1559 01:12:36 "I'm a fool for letting you go.
1560 01:12:41 "Dear Elle, please forgive me."
1561 01:12:53 So will you?
1562 01:12:55 Shut up. You had me at hello.
1563 01:13:02 Does my poem suck?
1564 01:13:03 - No.- Really?
1565 01:13:04 I love it.
1566 01:13:05 How often do you get to hearthe word jubilee?
1567 01:13:08 But it did fall off at the end.We're gonna work on that.
1568 01:13:13 Now tell me about this guy.
1569 01:13:16 - Oh, my God, he's everything.- Really?
1570 01:13:18 - Yes.- Like a... like an everything bagel?
1571 01:13:20 Like an everything bagel.
1572 01:13:22 Okay.
1573 01:13:27 Zoey!
1574 01:13:29 Oh, Becca, ah, I'm sorry.
1575 01:13:31 If you're just gonna give me shit,I'm really not in the mood.
1576 01:13:34 In high school, I told everyonemy prom date was Ryan Reynolds.
1577 01:13:40 - The actor?- Sorta.
1578 01:13:42 Uh, my cousin's name, uh,is also Ryan Reynolds,
1579 01:13:47 and I let everyone believe thatthe real Ryan Reynolds was my date.
1580 01:13:51 So when the truth came out,I was not very popular,
1581 01:13:56 to say the least.
1582 01:13:58 - I can imagine.- Look, we are organizing Jam Fest.
1583 01:14:00 It's gonna be a big party.
1584 01:14:02 - All the local hot DJs are playing.- That sounds cool.
1585 01:14:05 Which is why we need your help.
1586 01:14:06 We want the event to have itsown website.
1587 01:14:08 You could just do that yourselfif you use, like, Wix.
1588 01:14:10 No, no, no, no, no.That's not the kind of website we want.
1589 01:14:14 We want interactive,simultaneous geotags.
1590 01:14:17 People's own life feeds projectedon screen at the venue.
1591 01:14:20 It'll be like IG Live, Eventzilla,and Zoom on steroids.
1592 01:14:25 Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of cool.
1593 01:14:27 And you could preserve the feedsin a digital time capsule.
1594 01:14:30 - Yeah!- Yes, we love that idea.
1595 01:14:32 Can you build it?
1596 01:14:33 Yeah.
1597 01:14:37 But, uh... but I don't know.
1598 01:14:39 Zoey, right now, you're personanon grata.
1599 01:14:44 This is an opportunity to changethat.
1600 01:14:46 Plus, it's a good pivot fromCompata-Date,
1601 01:14:49 which is pretty much a bust.
1602 01:14:51 And this way you're rememberednot for being a liar
1603 01:14:55 like I kind of was,
1604 01:14:56 but for buildingJam Fest's kick-ass website.
1605 01:15:04 Okay, I'm in.
1606 01:15:06 Hell yes.
1607 01:15:08 ♪♪ You're lost andfound
1608 01:15:10 ♪♪ You're at my door
1609 01:15:14 - Yeah?- Yeah.
1610 01:15:15 - Awesome.- Okay.
1611 01:15:20 Okay, try it now.
1612 01:15:22 Hey.
1613 01:15:24 Ah, I can see it.
1614 01:15:26 - It's on the site.- Oh, my God. She said it's working.
1615 01:15:28 Not so fast, I now have to make it workfor a hundred feeds.
1616 01:15:31 - Is that doable?- Yeah.
1617 01:15:33 I'm gonna need to rally thetroops.
1618 01:15:43 Cool.
1619 01:15:44 ♪♪ The light, thecorner store
1620 01:15:48 ♪♪ You're lost and found
1621 01:15:49 ♪♪ You're at my door
1622 01:15:52 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you
1623 01:15:58 ♪♪ Maybe that's something thatyou knew
1624 01:16:02 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you
1625 01:16:06 Done.
1626 01:16:07 ♪♪ Maybe I'm easy tosee through
1627 01:16:12 ♪♪ I don't mean it like I usedto
1628 01:16:16 ♪♪ But if I told you that Istill meant it
1629 01:16:19 ♪♪ I'd be lying, hmm-mm
1630 01:16:22 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you
1631 01:16:27 ♪♪ Maybe that's something thatyou knew
1632 01:16:32 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you
1633 01:16:37 ♪♪ Maybe I'm easy
1634 01:16:45 If you're gonna pullan all-nighter, please open a window.
1635 01:16:48 It smells like moldy towels inhere.
1636 01:16:50 I'm not going. I'm exhausted.
1637 01:16:52 You put a lot of work into this.
1638 01:16:54 Don't you wanna see the DJstwist their knobby things
1639 01:16:56 surrounded by yourtechno-wizardry?
1640 01:16:58 It's basically a website.
1641 01:17:00 I can watch it from my cushionedthrone.
1642 01:17:02 This is about Zach.
1643 01:17:03 You don't wanna see him therewith Zoey Wallace.
1644 01:17:05 No, it's not about Zach.
1645 01:17:07 Look, you should go.
1646 01:17:08 Go, have fun with Diego.
1647 01:17:10 Fine.
1648 01:17:12 But I'm gonna text youway too many times when I get there.
1649 01:17:14 I love when you text me too manytimes.
1650 01:17:16 One last chance. DJ and theirknobs.
1651 01:17:19 Knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs,knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs,
1652 01:17:24 - knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs.- You know, you've seen one pantomiming DJ,
1653 01:17:26 you've seen them all.
1654 01:17:30 Go. I'm good.
1655 01:17:31 Have fun.
1656 01:17:33 Okay.
1657 01:17:38 You're missing out.
1658 01:17:39 You're gonna have FOMO.
1659 01:18:11 This is so much fun! Whoo-hoo!
1660 01:18:35 Hey.
1661 01:18:37 It's really fun.
1662 01:18:38 - Hi, Diego.- Hi, Zoey. You should come.
1663 01:18:40 It's great.
1664 01:18:41 Yeah, I've got a gallon of salted caramel.I'm good.
1665 01:18:45 Go to the main feed. Do you seeBecca?
1666 01:18:49 Is she wearing a wedding dress?
1667 01:18:50 It's got lace and a veil.Yeah, who is she with?
1668 01:18:53 I think she was going with Jesse,the lacrosse player.
1669 01:18:56 Oh, they make a cute couple.
1670 01:18:57 Hey, my battery's dying.Can I call you later?
1671 01:18:59 - Bye.- Bye, Zoey.
1672 01:19:11 Images of the hypothalamusreveal the pain one feels after a breakup
1673 01:19:16 is the same pain addictsexperience
1674 01:19:18 when they withdraw from drugs.
1675 01:19:20 - And MRI...- Zoey, what are you doing?
1676 01:19:22 I've been calling and textingyou.
1677 01:19:24 Sorry, my phone died.
1678 01:19:26 I think it put itself out of itsmisery.
1679 01:19:28 What are you doing here?
1680 01:19:32 Okay.
1681 01:19:33 Um, yeah, that's Zoey Wallaceand she's...
1682 01:19:37 She's kissing someone,and that someone is not Zach.
1683 01:19:40 - Whatever.- What do you mean, "whatever"?
1684 01:19:41 It means they broke up,and you have to go to the party.
1685 01:19:43 - I don't even know if he's at the party.- Um, he so is there.
1686 01:19:46 I saw him and it ends in,like, 20 minutes.
1687 01:19:48 Elle, come on, Zach and me,we're not right for each other.
1688 01:19:52 Shut the hell up.
1689 01:19:53 We aren't right for each other.
1690 01:19:55 What are you talking about?
1691 01:19:56 Zoey Miller, you and Ihave nothing in common.
1692 01:19:59 - No.- You like numbers. I like words.
1693 01:20:01 You're a science fiction nerd.
1694 01:20:03 I'm a rom-com girl.
1695 01:20:05 You schedule everything out.
1696 01:20:06 I don't even know what day itis.
1697 01:20:08 And you know what?
1698 01:20:09 I can even embrace polyamory!
1699 01:20:11 But have you noticed we are best friendsand we love each other?
1700 01:20:14 We are the perfect examplethat opposites attract.
1701 01:20:17 So will you please stop with this"we have to be compatible" bullshit
1702 01:20:22 and go take a swing at life?
1703 01:20:23 Elle, he doesn't want me.
1704 01:20:25 How do you know unless you try?
1705 01:20:27 And it's Saturday.
1706 01:20:30 What?
1707 01:20:31 You said you never know what dayit is.
1708 01:20:34 Thank you.
1709 01:20:42 Uh...
1710 01:20:44 I don't know.
1711 01:20:45 - Maybe this is a bad idea.- No, it's not.
1712 01:20:48 Just when the caterpillarthought she would die,
1713 01:20:50 she became a butterfly.
1714 01:20:53 Aw, my Diego is a poet.
1715 01:20:55 Time to be a butterfly,Zoey.
1716 01:20:59 Let's do this.
1717 01:21:04 Hurry up! People areleaving!
1718 01:21:18 Then why do you keep likinghis Instagram posts?
1719 01:21:21 Oh, my God. He's my cousin.
1720 01:21:54 Sorry, I'll give it right back.
1721 01:21:56 Hi. Hello?
1722 01:22:01 Hi, can you cut it?
1723 01:22:03 - Cut the music.- Let her talk.
1724 01:22:05 - Cut it. Cut it.- Guys, shut up. Let Zoey talk.
1725 01:22:07 Hi.
1726 01:22:09 Sorry to interrupt.
1727 01:22:12 I'm Zoey.
1728 01:22:13 I built the website.
1729 01:22:16 Uh...
1730 01:22:18 - Uh...- Oh, no, don't choke. No.
1731 01:22:21 Is... is Zach here?
1732 01:22:23 My name is Zach.
1733 01:22:24 Uh, nope. No, not you.
1734 01:22:26 - You're killing the vibe!- Zach Maclaren?
1735 01:22:31 No?
1736 01:22:32 Zach, if you are here, I just...
1737 01:22:37 Was just hoping we could talk.
1738 01:22:40 Deal with your problemsin private like the rest of us.
1739 01:22:42 Uh...
1740 01:22:44 Zoey, I'm over here.
1741 01:22:47 Go! Put the musicback on!
1742 01:22:50 Thank God.
1743 01:22:52 Sorry.
1744 01:23:06 Look who it is. It's the otherZoey.
1745 01:23:09 Do you want to pretendto be my girlfriend, or...?
1746 01:23:11 - Dude. Stop.- Hey.
1747 01:23:13 - Friendly... friendly joke.- Go.
1748 01:23:15 Okay, I deserve that.
1749 01:23:20 - Hi.- Hi.
1750 01:23:21 - Hi.- Hi.
1751 01:23:23 I... I love your outfit.
1752 01:23:25 Great choice.
1753 01:23:28 Oh, uh, yeah.
1754 01:23:30 Yeah, I rushed.
1755 01:23:31 I wanted to get herebefore it was over and you left.
1756 01:23:35 Right, yeah.
1757 01:23:37 Yeah, you took...took Jam Fest pretty literally.
1758 01:23:39 Hm-hum
1759 01:23:42 You're wearing your pajamas.
1760 01:23:49 So you're probably wondering whyI'm here.
1761 01:23:52 It's a good assumption. Yes.
1762 01:23:55 So...
1763 01:23:59 I always thought thatrelationships
1764 01:24:01 should be based on, like, data.
1765 01:24:05 Like there was a science to it.
1766 01:24:08 But now I realize that...it's not about some algorithm.
1767 01:24:15 Sometimes it's just a feeling.
1768 01:24:17 It's like what you said thatday,
1769 01:24:19 that liking someone is way moreimportant.
1770 01:24:30 I really like you, Zach.
1771 01:24:36 I'm just sorry that I hadto lie to you to figure that out.
1772 01:24:46 Uh, you know,Zoey Wallace and I, uh, broke up.
1773 01:24:50 Yes.
1774 01:24:51 Do you know why?
1775 01:24:56 Because you're the Zoey I wannabe with.
1776 01:24:58 ♪♪ Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it
1777 01:25:01 ♪♪ Magical
1778 01:25:03 ♪♪ I'ma feel it from head to toe
1779 01:25:07 ♪♪ And I get so emotional
1780 01:25:11 ♪♪ 'Cause there's nothingmore...
1781 01:25:22 You know going up therewas a grand gesture, right?
1782 01:25:25 Sorry I didn't bring my boombox.
1783 01:25:29 Whoo! Whoo!
1784 01:25:38 ♪♪ Magical
1785 01:25:45 ♪♪ Magical
1786 01:25:49 ♪♪ Colors changing
1787 01:25:53 ♪♪ Dreams awaking
1788 01:25:56 ♪♪ Something in my heart isburning
1789 01:26:00 ♪♪ Somehow I just can't stopsmiling
1790 01:26:05 ♪♪ Oh, what a time to be alive
1791 01:26:10 ♪♪ Oh, I feel it from head totoe
1792 01:26:12 You need a hint?
1793 01:26:17 Checkmate.
1794 01:26:22 Checkmate.
1795 01:26:23 I think we should play again.
1796 01:26:25 - Oh, you wanna play again?- Mm-hmm.
1797 01:26:26 Play me again 'cause I think,uh...
1798 01:26:28 I think you're just jealousthat I beat you.
1799 01:26:31 - I just don't...- It's a checkmate.
1800 01:26:32 - I don't think maybe...- See that?
1801 01:26:34 That move there, all right?
1802 01:26:36 That's a checkmate.
1803 01:26:37 If we... if we did the best ofthree.
1804 01:26:39 All right, I'm done. I'm gonnacall it.
1805 01:26:41 I'm pretty tired, so... have agood one.
1806 01:26:44 ♪♪ Magical