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1 00:00:00 ♪ Oh, Santa Claus is coming round ♪
2 00:00:06 ♪ He's coming round tonight ♪
3 00:00:16 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus,here comes Santa Claus ♪
4 00:00:19 ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
5 00:00:21 ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeerare pulling on the rein ♪
6 00:00:27 ♪ Bells are ringingand children are singing ♪
7 00:00:29 ♪ And all is merry and bright ♪
8 00:00:32 ♪ Hang your stockingand say your prayers ♪
9 00:00:34 ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight ♪
10 00:00:36 ♪ Oh, here comes Santa Claus ♪
11 00:00:38 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
12 00:00:40 - ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪- ♪ Da-ra-di-da-ra ♪
13 00:00:42 ♪ He's got a bag that's filled with toysfor the boys and girls again ♪
14 00:00:46 ♪ Da-ra-di-da-ra ♪
15 00:00:48 ♪ Hear those sleigh bells,jingle-jangle-jingle ♪
16 00:00:50 - ♪ Oh, gosh, what a beautiful sight ♪- ♪ Ah ♪
17 00:00:53 ♪ So jump in bed and cover up your head ♪
18 00:00:55 ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight ♪
19 00:00:58 ♪ Oh, here comes Santa Claus,here comes Santa Claus...
20 00:01:02 Oh, sorry, Uncle Rick.
21 00:01:04 Excuse me.
22 00:01:18 What is this?
23 00:01:20 Like I said, we're being played.
24 00:01:22 Now, pay up.
25 00:01:25 How'd you even find this stuff?
26 00:01:26 I can find anything or anyone.
27 00:01:29 Then why can't you find your dad?
28 00:01:30 Hilarious, Gene.
29 00:01:33 Look, I don't know what all this stuff is,but Santa is coming tonight.
30 00:01:38 Okay, can we talk about that for a minute?
31 00:01:39 Jack O'Malley.
32 00:01:43 Kids, go downstairs.
33 00:01:45 Not you.
34 00:01:49 What are you doing, pal?
35 00:01:50 Look, we love having you herefor the holidays,
36 00:01:53 but what are you telling your cousins?
37 00:01:55 The cold, hard truth.
38 00:01:58 Cold, hard truth?
39 00:02:01 Jack, these are presents, yes,
40 00:02:03 - but these aren't Santa's presents.- Right.
41 00:02:05 Because Santa Claus hasn't been here yet.
42 00:02:08 It's Christmas Eve. He's coming tonight.
43 00:02:11 He's coming here, to this house, tonight?
44 00:02:16 - That's what you're telling me?- That's what I'm telling you.
45 00:02:18 And he's also goingto every other house in the world
46 00:02:21 on the same night,
47 00:02:23 using flying reindeer for transportation?
48 00:02:26 Yes, Jack.
49 00:02:27 And what fuels a flying reindeer exactly?
50 00:02:32 Carrots.
51 00:02:34 Okay, look, I don't knowexactly how it works.
52 00:02:36 All I know is, when we wake up tomorrow,Santa will have been here.
53 00:02:43 All right.
54 00:02:45 Let's go.
55 00:02:46 You don't want to geton the Naughty List, do you?
56 00:02:49 Honestly, Uncle Rick,I'm not that worried about it.
57 00:03:12 Christine,triple-shot Americano.
58 00:03:43 Jack O'Malley.I don't believe it.
59 00:03:45 Lenny. Do you miss me?
60 00:03:47 - Where's my money?- I'm getting you your money.
61 00:03:49 I told you I'm gonna get you your money.
62 00:03:51 I'm on a job right now.
63 00:03:52 In fact, I'm planning on doubling it.
64 00:03:55 You still got Morris at plus-300?
65 00:03:57 Morris? That stiff?
66 00:03:58 Put me down for 25K.
67 00:04:00 You got a lot of balls, O'Malley.
68 00:04:02 I know. Brains, too.It doesn't seem fair, does it?
69 00:04:17 All right.
70 00:04:20 Good. Feel it.
71 00:04:22 Good. Seven.
72 00:04:23 There you go. And switch.
73 00:04:26 Eight.
74 00:04:28 Good. Nine.
75 00:04:50 Come on. Come on, now.
76 00:04:51 - Give it all you got.- Oh.
77 00:04:53 Oh, my gosh. Fire.
78 00:04:54 Fire.
79 00:04:58 Grab your stuff.
80 00:05:15 What are you looking at?
81 00:06:22 ♪ Oh, oh ♪
82 00:06:26 ♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, oh ♪
83 00:06:29 ♪ Oh, oh ♪
84 00:06:32 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
85 00:06:34 ♪ Christmas ♪
86 00:06:36 ♪ The snow's coming down ♪
87 00:06:38 ♪ Christmas ♪
88 00:06:40 ♪ I'm watching it fall...
89 00:06:41 Gift card. Gift card.
90 00:06:46 ♪ Christmas ♪
91 00:06:47 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
92 00:06:50 ♪ Christmas ♪
93 00:06:51 ♪ The church bells in town ♪
94 00:06:53 ♪ Christmas ♪
95 00:06:54 ♪ Are ringing in song ♪
96 00:06:57 ♪ Christmas...
97 00:06:59 Ultimate Vampire Assassin 4for the Switch. Got it.
98 00:07:03 Are you gonna write that down?
99 00:07:05 No.
100 00:07:06 Steel trap.
101 00:07:07 ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
102 00:07:09 ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
103 00:07:13 ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
104 00:07:16 ♪ And all the fun...
105 00:07:20 - ♪ Christmas ♪- ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
106 00:07:23 ♪ Christmas ♪
107 00:07:25 ♪ I'm watching them shine...
108 00:07:26 Hey, Fred.
109 00:07:27 Got a 5-11, male grown-up,hovering by the scented candles.
110 00:07:30 Keep an eye out.
111 00:07:31 Copy, chief.I got eyes on him.
112 00:07:34 Hi, Santa. We made cookies for you.
113 00:07:36 Thank you.
114 00:07:41 Chocolate chip and snickerdoodle.
115 00:07:43 I love snickerdoodle.
116 00:07:45 How'd you know?
117 00:07:46 - I made them myself.- I helped.
118 00:07:48 You know what? I've been meaningto talk to you guys. Come here a minute.
119 00:07:51 We're live! Yo, it's your boy, Beef Stew.
120 00:07:53 And we're here at Christmas at the mall
121 00:07:56 with the boy, the GOAT, Santa.
122 00:07:58 And we're gonna get himto put on Stew Crew T-shirt.
123 00:08:01 Sir, you can't cut the line.
124 00:08:02 Ah, what's the matter, big dude?
125 00:08:04 You don't want to showsome Christmas love to the Beef?
126 00:08:07 These kids have been waiting a long time.
127 00:08:08 Look, man, it'll take two minutes.
128 00:08:11 He puts on the shirt, and he says,"Now we beefin'."
129 00:08:13 - Sir.- I'm a big deal.
130 00:08:14 I have over 3,000 followers.
131 00:08:17 I'm gonna make your boy famous.
132 00:08:18 Just got to put the shirt on.
133 00:08:20 He's already quite famous.
134 00:08:22 Don't be a total--
135 00:08:23 Sir, you can't cut the line.
136 00:08:30 Have I made myself clear?
137 00:08:33 Yes, very clear.
138 00:08:34 Now, I wish you a merry Christmas.
139 00:08:38 Yeah.
140 00:08:40 Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna go. Um, yep.
141 00:08:43 Now, you guys havea very important appointment with Santa.
142 00:08:48 Man, I needed that.
143 00:08:50 So important to get outand talk to the kids.
144 00:08:52 Best part of the job.
145 00:08:53 It's Santa!
146 00:08:55 Nothing like a crowded malltwo days before Christmas.
147 00:08:57 Yo, Santa, man! Merry Christmas!
148 00:09:01 Merry Christmas, pal.
149 00:09:02 ♪ Man, it doesn't show signs of...
150 00:09:06 Tell me you're not gonna miss this.
151 00:09:07 God! What do you meanyou're sold out of essential oils?
152 00:09:10 I'm gonna bash someone's skull in.
153 00:09:12 I'm not gonna miss this.
154 00:09:14 Approaching ground floor.
155 00:09:16 Let's heat up Ice Breaker.
156 00:09:17 Freddy, secondary array.
157 00:09:19 Hundred-and-eighty-degree spread. Go.
158 00:09:21 - Copy that.- Copy that.
159 00:09:24 Vampire Assassin 4 is hot this year.
160 00:09:27 - Thanks, Ginerva.- Sure thing, Red.
161 00:09:30 Carl, you got any milk up there?
162 00:09:32 Of course, Red.
163 00:09:33 I always love coming to Philly.
164 00:09:36 You think we have timeto stop for a cheesesteak?
165 00:09:44 Won't be the same without you, Cal.
166 00:09:46 It'll be exactly the same without me.
167 00:09:50 Stubborn pain in the butt.
168 00:10:16 General.
169 00:10:17 Red, good to see you.
170 00:10:19 - Successful excursion?- Yes, sir.
171 00:10:21 The mall at Christmastimeis like oxygen for me.
172 00:10:25 Thank you.
173 00:10:36 Evening, ladies.
174 00:10:46 What are you so excited about?
175 00:10:51 Oh. Of course.
176 00:10:52 Your boyfriend's here.
177 00:10:56 Hey, girls.
178 00:10:58 Okay. Okay.
179 00:11:02 Of course I didn't forget.
180 00:11:04 Yes, I brought extra.
181 00:11:07 Who's hungry?
182 00:11:10 There we go.
183 00:11:16 Cal.
184 00:11:18 Come on, man. Clock's ticking.
185 00:11:48 Red One, you are clear for takeoff.
186 00:11:51 All right, ladies.
187 00:11:54 Let's go home.
188 00:12:32 Thanks for the escort, fellas.
189 00:12:34 See you next year.
190 00:12:36 Kavalame!
191 00:13:01 Come on, Morris.
192 00:13:21 Go ahead.
193 00:13:22 I got it.
194 00:13:23 I don't know what the hell it is,but I got it.
195 00:13:25 Send the coordinates.
196 00:13:27 Well, why don't yousend something my way first?
197 00:13:31 Wiring the first half now,the rest when the data is verified.
198 00:13:37 Pleasure doing business with you.
199 00:13:39 Yes! Yes!
200 00:13:41 Yes!
201 00:13:43 He's staggering.
202 00:13:44 - He's in the corner!- No.
203 00:13:47 - No.- Morris is down!
204 00:13:48 No! Oh, my God.
205 00:14:21 Home sweet home.
206 00:14:53 Whoa, ladies.
207 00:15:12 - Red, welcome back.- Thank you.
208 00:15:18 Where's the missus?
209 00:15:23 I'm-I'm right here.
210 00:15:24 Deliverables was a half hour ago.
211 00:15:25 Larry, this is going to Bermuda.
212 00:15:28 Copy that. Bermuda.
213 00:15:30 Garcia.
214 00:15:32 Welcome back, chief.
215 00:15:34 - What'd I miss?- Nothing.
216 00:15:36 Everyone's working.
217 00:15:38 There's a bottleneck in ribbons.
218 00:15:39 Phil is blaming wrapping.
219 00:15:40 Wrapping says Phil's being overdramatic.
220 00:15:42 Everybody's feeling the heat.
221 00:15:44 All right. I'll talk to him.
222 00:15:45 Please. Phil's driving everybody nuts.
223 00:15:48 Phil in ribbonsis having a total meltdown.
224 00:15:51 Maybe it's time to finda less stressful spot for Phil.
225 00:15:54 I don't know, tinsel?
226 00:15:55 Phil out of ribbons?
227 00:15:56 Just a thought.
228 00:15:58 He's got a dog named Ribbons.
229 00:15:59 Yeah, right.
230 00:16:01 Four ninety-five. Four ninety-six.
231 00:16:03 Four ninety-seven. Four ninety-eight.
232 00:16:05 Four ninety-nine. Five hundred.
233 00:16:08 In five minutes. Not bad.
234 00:16:10 Yeah, getting warmed up.
235 00:16:11 All right,I'm gonna run the simulation model
236 00:16:14 on Belgium and Holland againjust to be safe.
237 00:16:16 - Thank you, sweetie.- All right, if you need me, yell.
238 00:16:19 Hey, Callum. Jump in there.
239 00:16:21 Get him ready, okay?
240 00:16:22 - It's almost showtime.- Yes, ma'am. Will do.
241 00:16:41 Hey, boss.
242 00:16:43 Cal.
243 00:16:55 - Give me a spot, huh?- Got it.
244 00:17:06 Up.
245 00:17:10 Tell me why.
246 00:17:12 Time for a change, Nick.
247 00:17:14 - It's like I told you.- Yeah, I heard you.
248 00:17:16 And I'll respect your decision,but I want to know why.
249 00:17:20 - Let's go heavy.- Yeah. Got it.
250 00:17:27 You're looking strong.
251 00:17:29 We work for the kids, Cal.
252 00:17:31 We do it for them.
253 00:17:33 And I know you love that.
254 00:17:34 You live for that.
255 00:17:37 So, what's going on here?
256 00:17:39 I love the kids.
257 00:17:43 It's the grown-ups that are killing me.
258 00:17:47 Go on.
259 00:17:50 - The list.- What about the list?
260 00:17:52 We're up almost 22% year over year.
261 00:17:54 I'm aware of the numbers, Cal.
262 00:17:57 What are you getting at?
263 00:18:00 For the first time ever, more peopleare on the Naughty List than not.
264 00:18:03 And it's like they don't even care.
265 00:18:07 So much bad behavior out thereeverywhere you look.
266 00:18:12 Uh, you say it all the time, Nick.
267 00:18:16 We choose every day who we want to be.
268 00:18:19 With big decisions and little ones,
269 00:18:22 and every one of them matters.
270 00:18:27 But I look around,and they act like none of it matters.
271 00:18:32 If nothing matters to them, it seems to methey need us now more than ever.
272 00:18:39 That's why there's only one you.
273 00:18:42 And no one with my doubtsshould be so close to you.
274 00:18:47 You need somebody younger,
275 00:18:49 someone 300 years old, in their prime,who wants to change things.
276 00:18:53 Not our job to change people, Cal.
277 00:18:56 People change themselves.
278 00:18:58 We just show 'em that we believe in 'em.
279 00:19:00 All of 'em.
280 00:19:02 'Cause we know who they really are,down deep.
281 00:19:06 We know that somewhereinside every lost grown-up
282 00:19:11 is the kid they once were.
283 00:19:13 Our gift is that we can see that,even when they can't.
284 00:19:21 We work for the kids, Cal,
285 00:19:24 even when they're not kids anymore.
286 00:19:28 I'm just having a really hard timeseeing it.
287 00:19:34 And that's why.
288 00:19:39 Let's have a cookie.
289 00:19:42 The answer to everything.
290 00:19:45 Got to carb up.
291 00:19:46 You know, I burn about 400--
292 00:19:48 You burn 430 million caloriesevery Christmas Eve.
293 00:19:50 - Yeah.- Yes, I know.
294 00:19:53 One last ride, huh?
295 00:19:56 One last ride.
296 00:20:06 Mmm.
297 00:20:36 Here!
298 00:20:38 Get to it, Lads.
299 00:21:50 Alpha check. It's Drift.
300 00:21:52 Looks like a light just friedon the anterior west face
301 00:21:54 up around mail room 19-B.
302 00:21:56 Anyone up there?
303 00:21:57 Yeah,this is Jeff in maintenance.
304 00:21:59 You don't miss a thing, Commander.
305 00:22:01 - I'll check it out.- Thanks, Jeff.
306 00:22:09 Hey, Jeff, looks like we gota few more of 'em, too.
307 00:22:11 What's going on up there?
308 00:22:15 Jeff?
309 00:22:17 Jeff, do you copy?
310 00:22:20 Who's with Red?
311 00:22:21 Arthur,is he still with you?
312 00:22:23 Negative, chief.
313 00:22:24 - Kenny, do you have him?- Not in the gym.
314 00:22:29 Who's with Red?
315 00:22:30 Gorman, are you in the residence?
316 00:22:32 Finkle just took over.
317 00:22:33 Finkle. Finkle!
318 00:22:36 I need eyes on Red now!
319 00:22:41 - Mail room, negative.- Study, negative.
320 00:22:43 Mistletoe hydroponics, negative.
321 00:22:46 He's not in the gallery.
322 00:22:49 Logistics, negative.
323 00:22:52 Anteroom, negative.
324 00:22:53 Candy cane packaging, negative.
325 00:22:54 Nursery, negative.
326 00:23:13 Nick. Nick!
327 00:23:18 Breach!
328 00:23:20 - We have a breach!- Does anyone have eyes?
329 00:23:40 Code green! Code green! Full lockdown!
330 00:23:43 Armored snowcat heading north.
331 00:23:45 Copy that.
332 00:23:47 - Locating.- Who has eyes?
333 00:23:49 - Just turned right on Pine.- Copy.
334 00:23:50 Containment barrier five going up.
335 00:23:57 Street unit six, deploy.
336 00:24:06 Box 'em in!
337 00:24:16 Agents down.
338 00:24:28 Raise barrier 72!
339 00:24:30 Raising 72.
340 00:25:14 Snowcat just turned left on Candlestick.
341 00:25:21 There's a hole in the dome.
342 00:26:37 What the hell just happened?
343 00:26:38 - There's been a breach, Director.- I know.
344 00:26:40 Red has been taken.
345 00:26:43 What? Where's Cal?
346 00:26:45 - I'm right here.- Cal, what happened?
347 00:26:47 - Who could've done this?- Zoe, I don't know.
348 00:26:49 We are 24 hours to Christmas Eve.
349 00:26:51 - We cannot--- Yes, I'm well aware.
350 00:26:53 Okay. Okay, let's take a deep breath.
351 00:26:58 Start from the beginning.
352 00:26:59 They cut a hole in the CF Domeusing an atomic plasma torch.
353 00:27:03 From the footprints, I'd saythere's eight to ten of them-- human.
354 00:27:06 They rolled inon a remote armored snowcat,
355 00:27:09 which they used as a diversionbefore they blasted out of here
356 00:27:11 in a NORAD-blind cargo jet.
357 00:27:13 Good God, Cal.
358 00:27:14 I'm gonna find 'em, Zoe.
359 00:27:15 We're gonna work together on this.
360 00:27:18 We were just told that someone hacked
361 00:27:20 the IntercontinentalSeismic Surveillance System.
362 00:27:22 I don't know if it's related,but if someone knew where to look,
363 00:27:25 that's the only vulnerabilityin the cloaking.
364 00:27:27 Who?
365 00:27:28 We don't know yet.The trolls are scouring the Web.
366 00:27:31 Name and address.
367 00:27:33 They're working on it.
368 00:27:34 Then tell 'em to work faster.We don't have time for this.
369 00:27:37 Director, the trolls have a trace.
370 00:27:39 Patch them in.
371 00:27:40 What have you got?
372 00:27:42 We traced the relays.
373 00:27:43 Looks like The Wolf.
374 00:27:46 The Wolf.
375 00:27:48 Who the hell is The Wolf?
376 00:27:50 Mercenary, bounty hunter,works for the highest bidder.
377 00:27:53 A ghost on the dark web.
378 00:27:55 FBI's been trying to recruit himfor years, but he's a freelancer.
379 00:27:59 He's probablythe best tracker in the world.
380 00:28:03 The guy's a legend.
381 00:28:18 What?
382 00:28:19 Nice. Are you in town?
383 00:28:21 That depends.
384 00:28:22 - What do you want?- I need you to do me a favor
385 00:28:24 and go pick up Dylan.
386 00:28:25 I'm right in the middleof something important.
387 00:28:27 This isn't a good time for me.
388 00:28:29 Yeah. Me, either.
389 00:28:30 I have two mothers-to-bewith weakening contractions
390 00:28:32 and labor that's not progressing,and Craig's out of town.
391 00:28:34 Liv.
392 00:28:36 Dylan got in trouble at school.
393 00:28:37 I just need you to go pick him upand drop him off at my place.
394 00:28:39 - Liv.- Jack.
395 00:28:41 I'm stuck at work, and Craig's away,
396 00:28:42 so just do me a favorand go pick up your kid.
397 00:29:00 I got it.
398 00:29:01 I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
399 00:29:03 Hey, buddy.
400 00:29:09 - Hey, you got any aspirin?- What?
401 00:29:11 No.
402 00:29:15 I got to getsomething in my stomach.
403 00:29:17 - You want a churro?- No.
404 00:29:20 Shut up!
405 00:29:24 Hey, man. Can I get two?
406 00:29:27 - I don't want a churro.- I heard you. They're for me.
407 00:29:32 So, what are they saying you did?
408 00:29:33 Tampered with the school'sattendance records, which I did.
409 00:29:37 Allegedly.
410 00:29:39 Never admit that.
411 00:29:41 Thank you. Have a good day.
412 00:29:42 Yeah, yeah.
413 00:29:48 The music teacher leaves his computer openduring fifth period.
414 00:29:50 Mm-hmm.
415 00:29:51 I started to ditch scienceso I could go and practice guitar,
416 00:29:53 then I'd change it on the computer.
417 00:29:55 Makes sense.
418 00:29:56 There's this girl in jazz band, Piper.
419 00:29:59 She started to ditch with me,but then Kevin--
420 00:30:02 Who's Kevin?
421 00:30:03 My best friend. At least he was.
422 00:30:05 What'd Kevin do?
423 00:30:07 Kevin found out and wanted to ditch, too.
424 00:30:09 But he's not even in jazz band.
425 00:30:10 He just wanted to hang out with Piper.
426 00:30:12 I was the one hanging out with Piper.
427 00:30:14 So I'm supposed to go inand change his absent to present
428 00:30:16 - so he can hang out with Piper?- It's bullshit.
429 00:30:19 So, instead,I gave him three more absents.
430 00:30:21 Good. Send a message.
431 00:30:23 He got busted and told the vice principal.
432 00:30:24 Kevin.
433 00:30:27 So I slashed the tires on his bike.
434 00:30:34 - I know, you're disappointed.- I am disappointed.
435 00:30:38 Look, if you're gonna hack a mainframe,you do it quietly.
436 00:30:40 You go in through a back door,no fingerprints.
437 00:30:41 But more importantly,the second this kid Kevin
438 00:30:44 knew what you were doing,you got a loose end.
439 00:30:46 Never trust anybody. Anybody.
440 00:30:49 And never let someone get the upper handon you, 'cause they'll use it.
441 00:30:56 Yeah.
442 00:31:06 All right, I got to go practice.
443 00:31:08 I have this dumb winter pageant thingtonight for jazz band.
444 00:31:11 A pageant? Oof.
445 00:31:13 I know.
446 00:31:15 I said it was dumb.
447 00:31:17 Good luck.
448 00:31:21 - We're gonna talk when I come in.- I know.
449 00:31:25 - Thought labor wasn't progressing.- Yeah, then it did.
450 00:31:28 Thanks for picking him up, though.
451 00:31:30 I don't know what's going onwith him these days. He's acting out.
452 00:31:33 Yeah, well, you know, growing up is tough.
453 00:31:35 Is that why you're avoiding it?
454 00:31:37 - I walked right into that.- Yeah.
455 00:31:40 Yeah.
456 00:31:41 He'd really love to see youmore often, Jack.
457 00:31:43 I just picked him up.
458 00:31:44 - I know.- It was really nice. We had a good talk.
459 00:31:46 He told me about school.I mean, I don't know what--
460 00:31:48 He would love that to happen more often,is all I'm saying.
461 00:31:50 I got to go to work.
462 00:31:53 Okay.
463 00:31:55 Merry Christmas, Jack.
464 00:31:58 Yeah.
465 00:32:00 "Merry Christmas, Jack."
466 00:32:08 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪
467 00:32:11 ♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪
468 00:32:15 ♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see ♪
469 00:32:18 ♪ Every couple tries to stop...
470 00:34:14 ♪ Everyone's dancin' merrily ♪
471 00:34:17 ♪ In the new old-fashioned ♪
472 00:34:21 ♪ Way ♪
473 00:34:25 Hi, Jack.
474 00:34:48 We know what you did.
475 00:34:50 Huh?
476 00:34:51 We know what you did.
477 00:34:58 Okay. Um...
478 00:35:02 First of all, sorry.
479 00:35:06 Second, could you be more specific?
480 00:35:09 Honestly, you could be talkingabout 12 different things right now.
481 00:35:11 Who are you working for?
482 00:35:14 Lady, I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
483 00:35:16 I work for whoever pays me.
484 00:35:18 You have about 40 seconds
485 00:35:19 to become helpfulbefore you have a terrible accident,
486 00:35:22 so I'm gonna ask you one more time:
487 00:35:24 Who hired you to find him?
488 00:35:26 - Find who?- You know who.
489 00:35:28 I promise you I don't.
490 00:35:30 If I did, I would tell you.
491 00:35:31 I'm not a scrupulous person.You can ask anybody.
492 00:35:35 The IntercontinentalSeismic Surveillance System.
493 00:35:37 Sound familiar?
494 00:35:41 Yeah. I did that.
495 00:35:43 It was a weird job.
496 00:35:45 Somebody was trying to find someonewho was running tests
497 00:35:47 on some weapons systemsin the arctic, and I...
498 00:35:50 I found the location, and I walked.
499 00:35:52 For who?
500 00:35:53 I don't know.
501 00:35:55 I'm telling you, all the communicationis encrypted and untraceable.
502 00:35:58 That's how it's supposed to be
503 00:35:59 so if someone like you shows upI don't have any answers.
504 00:36:04 Look, I don't ask questions.
505 00:36:05 I just find peoplethat no one else can find.
506 00:36:07 It's what I do.
507 00:36:14 You really don't know what you did.
508 00:36:16 I guess not.
509 00:36:19 I mean, I can tellyou're very upset about it, though.
510 00:36:26 Box him up.
511 00:36:27 Box me up?
512 00:36:28 Wait, wait. What do you mean? Hey.
513 00:36:45 Is this really necessary?
514 00:36:50 Ow.
515 00:37:03 Cool place.
516 00:37:04 How long you been here?
517 00:37:07 M-O-R-A?
518 00:37:08 MORA.
519 00:37:10 The Mythological Oversightand Restoration Authority.
520 00:37:12 Come again?
521 00:37:14 We are the multilateralinternational organization
522 00:37:16 responsible for securing and protectingthe mythological world.
523 00:37:21 Come with me.
524 00:37:24 - Did you say "the mythological world"?- Yes.
525 00:37:27 Right.
526 00:37:29 So, uh, bigfoot,
527 00:37:33 Loch Ness Monster, that kind of thing?
528 00:37:35 That kind of thing.
529 00:37:37 Okay, so...
530 00:37:39 things that don't actually exist,you guys are responsible for.
531 00:37:42 Got it.
532 00:37:45 Holy shit!
533 00:38:01 If he knows anything, he ain't talking.
534 00:38:03 All right. Horse back to the pen,body back to Area 32.
535 00:38:05 And get the pumpkinback in the cryo-vault stat.
536 00:38:07 Yes, Director.
537 00:38:09 What the hell was that?
538 00:38:11 The Horseman.
539 00:38:12 We're questioning all the usual suspects.
540 00:38:16 The Headless Horseman?
541 00:38:19 Hey. What did thatTaser thing do to my head?
542 00:38:22 It's not a Taser. It's an Acquiescer.
543 00:38:24 Just take a deep breathand have a seat, Jack.
544 00:38:46 What am I doing here?
545 00:38:50 Last night, at roughly 11:00 p.m. NPST,
546 00:38:54 Red One, also knownas Saint Nicholas of Myra,
547 00:38:58 was abducted from the North Pole complex.
548 00:39:04 The data you retrieved from the I-Triple-Swas used to pinpoint the location,
549 00:39:08 which has been secure and classifiedfor several hundred years.
550 00:39:21 Use your words.
551 00:39:22 Are you saying...
552 00:39:25 Santa Claus has been kidnapped?
553 00:39:29 And you think I hadsomething to do with it?
554 00:39:31 Where is he?
555 00:39:36 Is that him?
556 00:39:38 Jack "The Wolf" O'Malley,meet Callum Drift, commander of the E.L.F.
557 00:39:44 The E.L.F.?
558 00:39:45 Turns out Jack here didn't knowwhat he was doing.
559 00:39:47 Somebody hired him to find the complex,and incredibly, he did.
560 00:39:50 Who?
561 00:39:51 - He doesn't know.- I don't know.
562 00:39:53 - Yes, he does.- No, he doesn't.
563 00:39:55 They always know something.
564 00:39:57 Sometimes you justgot to shake it out of 'em.
565 00:40:01 I'm not gonna like you.
566 00:40:03 I can tell right away, out ofeveryone here, I like you the least.
567 00:40:07 Garcia.
568 00:40:12 What the...
569 00:40:14 Yeah, chief.
570 00:40:16 - This guy's not cooperating.- Ah.
571 00:40:18 Should we do the thing?
572 00:40:20 I'm afraid we're gonna have to.
573 00:40:21 - Cal, let's talk about this for a minute.- There's nothing to talk about.
574 00:40:23 You can't trust this guy.He's on the list.
575 00:40:25 - What list?- You know damn well what list.
576 00:40:27 Look, I'm not on any watch list.I know for a fact that...
577 00:40:30 Wait a minute.
578 00:40:32 You don't mean--
579 00:40:33 Yes, that list. You're on it. I checked.
580 00:40:35 - NL-Four.- Are you telling me
581 00:40:37 this clown is a Level Four Naughty Lister?
582 00:40:41 - A Level Four Naughty Lister?- Oh, is that funny to you?
583 00:40:44 Hey, hey, hey. What are we doing here?
584 00:40:46 - Come on.- I know this is killing you,
585 00:40:48 but you have to trust me.
586 00:40:49 Dismembering this shit bagisn't gonna help.
587 00:40:51 It would feel good, but it won't help.
588 00:40:53 I'm right here.
589 00:40:55 Shut up.
590 00:40:58 - What are you thinking?- We're gonna put him to work.
591 00:41:00 - No, absolutely not.- Excuse me?
592 00:41:03 You said you work for whoever pays you.
593 00:41:05 Today that's me.
594 00:41:06 He's not telling us everything he knows.Look at him.
595 00:41:08 He is telling useverything he knows.
596 00:41:10 He just doesn't know who hired him.
597 00:41:11 Well, I mean,how much are we talking here?
598 00:41:14 Garcia.
599 00:41:17 Okay.
600 00:41:18 Okay. I don't know who it was,but I can figure out where they are.
601 00:41:22 Or where they were last night.
602 00:41:25 God.
603 00:41:30 Look, it is anonymous--I don't know who it is--
604 00:41:34 but in my line of work, I need insurance,you know, in case of billing issues,
605 00:41:38 so I Trojan-horse a digital tracking bug
606 00:41:41 - into their VPN.- Are you saying--
607 00:41:42 Yeah, I can track the device.
608 00:41:43 Then I suggest you do it.
609 00:41:45 Can we circle backon the whole paying me thing?
610 00:41:47 I know what they paid you.We'll double it.
611 00:41:49 - Triple.- Garcia.
612 00:41:51 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on!
613 00:41:52 All right, all right. Double's fine.It's Christmas.
614 00:41:56 Wise choice.
615 00:41:57 I need my cell phone.
616 00:42:05 Whoever did this...
617 00:42:08 - is in Aruba.- Where in Aruba?
618 00:42:10 I work alone.
619 00:42:11 - You used to.- No offense,
620 00:42:13 but I'm not rolling into Aruba undercoverwith a giant elf.
621 00:42:16 It's E.L.F.!
622 00:42:18 - Cal.- We can't trust this guy.
623 00:42:20 That's why you're holding the leash.
624 00:42:22 And this...
625 00:42:25 ...is how I can find youanywhere on Earth.
626 00:42:27 You're mine until we find him.
627 00:42:29 I suggest you get going.
628 00:42:33 Claws!
629 00:43:01 Well, this is unfortunate.
630 00:43:03 No, this is what needed to be done.
631 00:43:06 I sincerely doubt that.
632 00:43:10 You know, I know a guywho's gonna be very upset about this.
633 00:43:20 What are you gonna do with that?
634 00:43:23 The world is a messbecause they fear nothing.
635 00:43:27 I'm going to give them something to fear.
636 00:43:32 I'm going to do in one night
637 00:43:34 what you have failed to do for centuries.
638 00:43:38 And what is that?
639 00:43:40 I'm gonna make the world a better place.
640 00:43:53 What are you doing?
641 00:43:54 Borrowing some of your energy.
642 00:44:00 Now...
643 00:44:02 ...go to sleep, Nicholas.
644 00:44:06 Go to sleep.
645 00:44:38 We doing some last-minuteChristmas shopping?
646 00:44:40 Gearing up.
647 00:44:42 Grab a car, something practical.
648 00:44:45 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,deck the halls...
649 00:44:57 Here.
650 00:45:07 Let's go.
651 00:45:10 ♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪
652 00:45:12 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
653 00:45:16 ♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪
654 00:45:18 ♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la...
655 00:45:20 Ooh!
656 00:45:39 What the hell just happened?
657 00:45:41 Toy stores.
658 00:45:45 Toy stores what?
659 00:45:46 The supply closets are portal stations
660 00:45:48 for the North Pole Field NetworkTransit System.
661 00:45:59 Car.
662 00:46:04 I said practical.
663 00:46:06 Like what, a minivan?
664 00:46:07 Who wants a practical Hot Wheels?
665 00:46:09 Also, what difference does it make?
666 00:46:10 I gave you a directive.
667 00:46:12 A directive?
668 00:46:14 Is that whatyou think is going on here?
669 00:46:17 I'm telling you now,you better listen to me
670 00:46:20 because things are about to get real.
671 00:46:37 - How did--- I adjusted it to reality.
672 00:46:39 - And does that--- No, it doesn't work on everything.
673 00:46:41 No, you can't try it. No, you can't drive.
674 00:46:43 No more questions. Now, get in.
675 00:46:45 And be careful with those robots.
676 00:47:05 So you're like the bodyguardfor Santa Claus.
677 00:47:09 I'm the commander of the E.L.F.
678 00:47:11 What's that stand for?
679 00:47:12 Enforcement, Logistics and Fortification.
680 00:47:14 But as far as you're concerned,it stands for
681 00:47:16 Extremely Large and Formidable.
682 00:47:21 Mm-hmm.
683 00:47:24 And that's all you do all year, just...protect Santa?
684 00:47:29 - It's a big job.- Sure. Sure.
685 00:47:35 It's one day, though, right?
686 00:47:37 Like, it's a big job for one day.
687 00:47:39 We work 364 days a yearbecause on that one day
688 00:47:43 we deliver presentsto several billion individual domiciles
689 00:47:47 across 37 time zones without everbeing detected by a single human being.
690 00:47:52 We prep, we rehearse every moment,every stop down to the last chimney.
691 00:47:56 So yeah, it's a lot of work.
692 00:47:59 Three hundred and sixty-four days?
693 00:48:01 We have Boxing Day off.
694 00:48:05 Wouldn't it be easier if you broke it up?
695 00:48:07 You know, like send different teams outdifferent places, just more efficient?
696 00:48:11 No, it doesn't work like that.
697 00:48:12 He's got to do it all himself?
698 00:48:13 He doesn't have to. It's his purpose.
699 00:48:16 He's a singular force in the universe.
700 00:48:17 Okay, so worst-case scenario--is there someone that can step in for him,
701 00:48:21 like a vice Santa Claus?
702 00:48:22 Are you listening to me? No.
703 00:48:24 No one can do what he does.
704 00:48:26 He knows when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake,
705 00:48:29 and he knows that aboutevery single person on this planet.
706 00:48:32 He has a list the size of Rhode Island,and he checks it twice.
707 00:48:36 If you were to try to read that listjust once,
708 00:48:38 it would take you a decade,but he does it twice.
709 00:48:40 And the reason whyhe's able to do any of it
710 00:48:42 is because he is Santa Claus,the one and only,
711 00:48:47 and no one else can execute his mission.
712 00:48:51 Which is?
713 00:48:53 To spread cheer, asshole.
714 00:48:55 Good feeling.
715 00:49:00 Ready for a test.
716 00:49:02 Bring me the weapon.
717 00:49:56 Duplication complete.
718 00:49:58 Good.
719 00:50:00 Now let's see if it works.
720 00:50:02 Who do you have in mind, Mum?
721 00:50:04 We'll start withthe first name on the list.
722 00:50:28 All right, now we're talking.
723 00:50:32 Well, it was nice to meet you, Cal.
724 00:50:35 Good luck with everything.
725 00:50:36 Thank you so much.
726 00:50:38 I'm just gonna live here now.
727 00:50:39 - Gonna marry her.- Why don't you focus?
728 00:50:41 We got to find your guy.
729 00:50:44 Not a lot of fun, are you, Cal?
730 00:50:48 Oh, I'm fun.
731 00:50:49 As a matter of fact, I won the prizefor most fun gift wrapper
732 00:50:52 for 183 years in a row.
733 00:50:57 Well, I take it back.
734 00:51:03 Want me to show you how to do this?
735 00:51:04 I would suggestyou give it a shot.
736 00:51:06 I see the worst in everyone, Cal.
737 00:51:09 It's my gift.
738 00:51:10 And it's the key to my work.
739 00:51:12 I can see a person's worst qualitiesjust by looking at 'em.
740 00:51:16 See, look at this guy.
741 00:51:18 He's married but not to her.
742 00:51:20 That's why he has a tan linewhere his wedding ring should be.
743 00:51:22 This guy's about to screw over that guy.
744 00:51:25 That's why he's laughing too loud.
745 00:51:27 And this guy... now, he's interesting.
746 00:51:31 Why, you ask?
747 00:51:32 - I didn't ask.- Well, I'll tell you.
748 00:51:34 Shoes.
749 00:51:36 Look around.
750 00:51:38 Anyone else at the beach wearing shoesbesides you, me and him?
751 00:51:41 And we're all working something.
752 00:51:50 Ah.
753 00:51:52 He's a Karmanian Death Merc.
754 00:51:54 So is that guy and that guy.
755 00:51:57 You can tell by the tattooson their hands.
756 00:52:00 This is all fascinating. How about we findthe guy we're actually looking for?
757 00:52:02 That's the guy we're looking for.
758 00:52:06 The Karmanians are his security detail.
759 00:52:08 - You sure?- I'm sure.
760 00:52:10 We'll have a few drinks, paint some nails.
761 00:52:12 We'll see where the afternoon takes us.
762 00:52:13 Hey, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
763 00:52:15 - What are you doing?- Going to talk to him.
764 00:52:17 No. No. We got to go in sideways here.
765 00:52:19 Remember when I saidthey're called Death Mercs?
766 00:52:21 We'll be fine.
767 00:52:33 Keep walking.
768 00:52:34 I need to talk to him now.
769 00:52:36 Keep walking.
770 00:52:37 I'm gonna count to five.
771 00:52:39 Then what?
772 00:52:41 - Then you're gonna get hurt.- Oh.
773 00:52:48 Listen, dickhead. It's Christmas.
774 00:52:50 So in the yuletide spirit,I'm gonna say it one more time.
775 00:53:17 That was... so disturbing.
776 00:53:21 - What's this?- What the hell, Ted?
777 00:53:24 Just give me a minute, sweetheart.
778 00:53:25 I got to talk to these absolute moronsfor a second,
779 00:53:29 and then we'll go get some boba.
780 00:53:31 Okay.
781 00:53:33 - Where is he?- Who?
782 00:53:34 - You know who.- You really want to do this?
783 00:53:36 Uh, I have no ideawhat you're talking about.
784 00:53:39 And while I'm enjoying this visit from,uh, the Magic Mike Christmas brigade,
785 00:53:44 I got a couple ladieswaiting on boba teas.
786 00:53:46 - Okay. Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait.- I'm playing, big boy. Come on.
787 00:53:49 Before you implode this man's skullacross this heavenly beach,
788 00:53:52 - can I have a crack at it?- Look, I'm telling you,
789 00:53:55 for your own health and well-being,I suggest you leave right now.
790 00:53:59 You don't know who I know.
791 00:54:01 All right. Well, you know what I know?
792 00:54:04 I know you boughtsome information yesterday
793 00:54:06 and you paid quite a bit for it.
794 00:54:09 Coordinates, the arctic.
795 00:54:12 I know this 'cause I'm the onewho sold 'em to you.
796 00:54:16 You...
797 00:54:20 You're The Wolf?
798 00:54:23 No. You should not be here.
799 00:54:25 Do you know what you've doneby coming here?
800 00:54:27 My client is not to be messed with.
801 00:54:29 Who's the client? New York?
802 00:54:31 Much worse.
803 00:54:33 She'll kill us. She'll kill us all.
804 00:54:35 - Who is it?- I can't say her name.
805 00:54:39 She will hear.
806 00:54:45 Write her name in the sand.
807 00:54:57 - "Gree-la"?- You idiot.
808 00:54:58 - "Gry-la"?- No!
809 00:55:00 "Gree-la"?
810 00:55:26 Cal, Cal.
811 00:55:45 Callum Drift,
812 00:55:47 storied warrior of the North Pole.
813 00:55:54 Gryla, the Christmas Witch.
814 00:55:59 It has been many years.
815 00:56:00 Not enough.
816 00:56:02 Where is he?
817 00:56:04 He's right here, fast asleep.
818 00:56:10 Signal from Commander Drift.
819 00:56:13 Gryla,where are you?
820 00:56:15 The Witch.
821 00:56:17 I need him back unharmed immediately.
822 00:56:20 It is not to be, warrior!
823 00:56:23 I need M-WAT teams in motion
824 00:56:25 - to every one of her ancestral haunts.- Yes, Director.
825 00:56:27 What is it you want?
826 00:56:29 The same thing I have always wantedfor hundreds of years.
827 00:56:34 To make them behave.
828 00:56:37 The time has come...
829 00:56:39 ...to punish the naughty.
830 00:56:42 All of them.
831 00:56:44 Everyone who is on the list.
832 00:56:46 Everyone who has ever been
833 00:56:49 on the list.
834 00:56:51 From killers to jaywalkers.
835 00:56:54 Anyone who's ever lied or littered.
836 00:56:57 Anyone who's ever been rude or late.
837 00:57:00 You're talking about almost everyone.
838 00:57:04 Everyone I see fit.
839 00:57:06 Tomorrow they will all be punished.
840 00:57:09 And he is going to help.
841 00:57:14 You know he doesn't punish people.
842 00:57:16 Step away, warrior.
843 00:57:19 Let him go, Witch.
844 00:57:21 I've warned you.
845 00:57:23 And I've warned you.
846 00:57:25 You can't see it yet,
847 00:57:27 but when you wake upthis Christmas morning,
848 00:57:31 the world will be much, much...
849 00:57:36 ...nicer.
850 00:57:42 What in the actual fu--
851 00:57:46 Get those teams moving now.
852 00:57:49 What the hell was that?
853 00:57:51 What was that? What the hell was that?
854 00:57:53 - Where is she?- We got to get out of here.
855 00:57:55 - Where is she?- I don't know.
856 00:57:56 I'm just a middleman. I brokered the deal.
857 00:57:58 - I'm telling you,she does not mess around.
858 00:58:54 Snowmen.
859 00:59:09 No.
860 00:59:10 Get him out of here. He's our only lead.Don't let him get iced.
861 00:59:13 All right.
862 00:59:18 Come on.
863 00:59:23 Go. Go.
864 01:02:07 Just got to rip off their carrots.
865 01:02:09 I'll remember that next time it comes up.
866 01:02:14 Want to give me a hand here?
867 01:02:15 You'll figure it out.
868 01:02:20 ♪ Let me tell you about Christmas magic...
869 01:02:26 I'm sorry, I think you're confusing mewith someone who cares!
870 01:02:28 Tell Grandma I don't have timeto pick up her meds.
871 01:02:30 She can take the bus.
872 01:02:33 Goodbye.
873 01:02:35 Asshole.
874 01:02:37 Get a life.
875 01:02:39 ♪ For you to put on your coat ♪
876 01:02:43 ♪ Let me show you Christmas magic ♪
877 01:02:49 ♪ It's the best kind ♪
878 01:02:51 - ♪ Of sorcery I know ♪- Whoa.
879 01:02:55 What the...
880 01:02:57 ♪ With the angels singing...
881 01:03:11 It's still here.
882 01:03:13 What do you mean it's still there?
883 01:03:15 It's supposed to come back to me.
884 01:03:18 The machine isn't working. Fix it.
885 01:03:22 Now, or else the next testwill be on one of you.
886 01:03:26 Yes, Mum.
887 01:03:30 Careful.
888 01:03:34 That's it.
889 01:03:38 She iced the broker.
890 01:03:39 She really wanted to shut him up.
891 01:03:41 By the time he thaws out,he'll be useless to us.
892 01:03:44 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
893 01:03:46 My guys scanned all the surveillancefootage from the Pole last night.
894 01:03:48 Look at this.
895 01:03:53 - That her?- Sort of.
896 01:03:55 She's a shape-shifter.
897 01:03:57 She's actually a 900-year-old ogrewith 13 sons who kill on command.
898 01:04:00 Huh.
899 01:04:02 Tracking shape-shiftersis a nightmare.
900 01:04:05 She said that she was gonnapunish them all, every level.
901 01:04:08 I'd be more worriedabout what she didn't say.
902 01:04:10 She wasn't negotiating.
903 01:04:12 It's a kidnapping with no demands.
904 01:04:13 Doesn't usually end well.
905 01:04:15 Unfortunately, our only leadis now an ice cube.
906 01:04:18 Not pointing any fingers.
907 01:04:21 - Cal, not helpful.- Yeah, Cal.
908 01:04:23 Not helpful.
909 01:04:26 So, what would you normally do?
910 01:04:29 I mean, normally,I'd be running credit cards,
911 01:04:32 checking pings off cell phone towers,
912 01:04:34 trying to build a footprint--her, her associates.
913 01:04:36 Never tracked a witch before.
914 01:04:39 Dated a few.
915 01:04:40 Right, Cal?
916 01:04:41 I've dated several witches.What's your point?
917 01:04:45 Would she have any footprintthat I wouldn't know about
918 01:04:47 because I'm, like, a regular human being?
919 01:04:50 Have you run a check on recent UDMs?
920 01:04:53 - What's that?- Unauthorized deployments of magic.
921 01:04:58 Lot of hits. Pretty typical stuff.
922 01:05:00 Couple of abjurations in Nairobi.
923 01:05:03 Handful of divinationsin Santiago and New Orleans.
924 01:05:06 No, she's a conjurer.
925 01:05:07 Got a pair of conjurationseight days ago, few hours apart.
926 01:05:12 Picked up the echooff the resonator in Germany.
927 01:05:15 The brother.
928 01:05:17 - Whose brother?- Nick's.
929 01:05:19 - Santa's got a brother?- Adopted, yes.
930 01:05:22 She's working with the brother.
931 01:05:23 We don't know that.
932 01:05:24 No, but can you thinkof a better place to hold Nick?
933 01:05:26 Think about it.It's under a concealment dome,
934 01:05:29 and MORA has no jurisdictionbecause of the treaty.
935 01:05:30 He doesn't leave, and we don't visit.That's the deal.
936 01:05:33 We bust in and Nick's not there--
937 01:05:35 MORA's not going. We're going.
938 01:05:36 And he's never gonna know we're there.
939 01:05:38 - Cal--- T minus 17 hours, Director.
940 01:05:45 Keep me in the loop every step.
941 01:05:47 In two hours, I brief the presidentsand prime ministers
942 01:05:50 and kings and queens of everywhereso they can prepare.
943 01:05:53 Prepare for what?
944 01:05:56 For the possibility of no Christmas.
945 01:06:05 Hey. You don't have a Wonder Womanaction figure, do you?
946 01:06:08 That's not how it works. Come on.
947 01:06:10 Ah, damn it.
948 01:06:14 - Come on.- I'm coming.
949 01:06:32 I can't believethey're out of essential oils!
950 01:06:41 Hey.
951 01:06:42 Dylan asked you to goto his concert tonight and you said no?
952 01:06:45 What? No, that's not what happened.
953 01:06:48 He actually said I shouldn't go.He said it was gonna be lame.
954 01:06:50 If he didn't want you to go,
955 01:06:52 he wouldn't have brought it up.
956 01:06:53 An actual parentdoesn't need an invitation.
957 01:06:55 They just go,whether the kid likes it or not.
958 01:06:58 That's what parents do.
959 01:07:01 Well, we both knowthat's not my strong suit, Olivia.
960 01:07:03 Look, if he wanted me to go,he should've just asked me.
961 01:07:06 He's vulnerable, Jack.
962 01:07:07 He's a kid, and he knowsyou never show up.
963 01:07:10 Olivia, I'm in... I'm at work.
964 01:07:13 What am I supposed to do?
965 01:07:14 I don't want to have to tell youwhat to do, Jack.
966 01:07:16 I want you to figure it out on your own,because it's pretty easy.
967 01:07:19 The concert starts at 7:00.
968 01:07:20 Well, I'm not gonna be home by 7:00.Just tell Dylan that I--
969 01:07:22 I'm not telling him anything.
970 01:07:23 If you want to tell him something,do it yourself.
971 01:07:29 What?
972 01:07:31 I didn't say anything.
973 01:07:53 Dylan, right?
974 01:07:58 Yeah.
975 01:08:01 He's a good kid.
976 01:08:02 Yeah, I know he's a good kid.
977 01:08:13 It's not what you think.His mother and I were never together.
978 01:08:17 I mean, I'm his father,but I've never been his dad.
979 01:08:21 She's a doctor now,and she's married to a really good guy,
980 01:08:24 and he is a good dad,so the last thing the kid needs is, like,
981 01:08:28 you know, some spare dadwho's a degenerate gambler
982 01:08:31 hanging out with the scum of the earth,who's got nothing to offer him, so...
983 01:08:36 Honestly, the best thing I can dofor the kid is keep some distance
984 01:08:38 so I don't get in the wayand he's not disappointed all the time.
985 01:08:42 Uh-huh.
986 01:08:44 "Uh-huh," what?
987 01:08:46 I'm just saying,if you're trying not to disappoint him...
988 01:08:51 ...doesn't sound like it's working.
989 01:09:20 Okay. I can't believeI'm asking this, but...
990 01:09:23 what's the deal with Santaand his brother?
991 01:09:32 They used to work together...
992 01:09:34 back in the beginning.
993 01:09:35 Red gave gifts to well-behaved children,
994 01:09:38 and the brother helped keep trackof who they were.
995 01:09:41 Then the brother started making lists.
996 01:09:44 And Red was alwaysuncomfortable with that.
997 01:09:47 He didn't like the idea of a running listof misbehaved children.
998 01:09:51 But the brother became obsessed.
999 01:09:55 So you're saying Santa's brotherstarted the Naughty List?
1000 01:09:59 Yes.
1001 01:10:01 And he started to punishthe kids who were on it.
1002 01:10:04 Red was furious.
1003 01:10:07 So he took the list away,and the brother never forgave him.
1004 01:10:12 He went out on his own,eventually hooking up with the Witch,
1005 01:10:15 who was also in the punishment game,
1006 01:10:18 working Icelandand several other Nordic territories.
1007 01:10:23 They were together for years,but it ended badly.
1008 01:10:28 Santa's brother have a name,or is it just "Santa's brother"?
1009 01:10:34 His name is Krampus.
1010 01:10:41 All right, listen to me. I don't knowwhat's waiting for us in here,
1011 01:10:44 but the brother, the Witch,
1012 01:10:45 they're extremely dangerous,and not in the ways that you're used to.
1013 01:10:48 If you see them, do not engage.
1014 01:10:50 So don't pick a fight with the Witch.
1015 01:10:51 Got it.
1016 01:10:52 If Nick is here, he's probablybeing held in the dungeon.
1017 01:10:55 There's a door around backthat the guards use.
1018 01:10:57 We're gonna have to quietly sneakthrough the courtyard,
1019 01:10:59 past the guillotines,break in and head down.
1020 01:11:00 The guillotines?
1021 01:11:02 Also, do not touch anythingunder any circumstances.
1022 01:11:05 There is much in herethat is not of the natural world.
1023 01:11:07 You're human, therefore weak.
1024 01:11:09 So, if you need to touch anything,get me to do it.
1025 01:11:14 Wait a minute. Are you not human?
1026 01:11:17 Do I look human?
1027 01:12:02 Hey. So listen, man.
1028 01:12:03 I think, if you don't need me here,I might just go back to the car.
1029 01:12:07 Shh.
1030 01:12:13 - Hellhounds.- Hellhounds?
1031 01:12:24 Stand back.
1032 01:12:31 Ellen, distract them.
1033 01:13:12 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1034 01:13:14 Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1035 01:13:15 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1036 01:13:18 Ooh, ooh, cha, cha...
1037 01:13:20 What'd you do?
1038 01:13:21 What do you mean what did I do?
1039 01:13:22 I didn't do anything.
1040 01:13:24 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1041 01:13:27 Thieves!
1042 01:13:30 Holy shit.
1043 01:13:32 Whoa, whoa.
1044 01:13:35 Cal! Cal!
1045 01:13:36 My name is Callum Drift,commander of the E.L.F.
1046 01:13:38 - We are not thieves.- Yeah, we're not thieves!
1047 01:13:39 We're not thieves!
1048 01:13:41 Oh!
1049 01:13:45 This was in his pocket.
1050 01:13:47 All right, I can explain that.
1051 01:13:48 I can explain that.
1052 01:13:56 I told you not to touch anything.
1053 01:13:58 It was an innocent mistake.
1054 01:14:00 You tried to steal a priceless pieceof gold from the Dark Lord of Winter.
1055 01:14:04 Not innocent and not a mistake.
1056 01:14:06 Well, who leaves their gold just lying outin an open treasure chest?
1057 01:14:09 It's a tribute box to Krampus.
1058 01:14:12 Guests come, they leave him gifts.You stole from it.
1059 01:14:15 I shouldn't be surprised.
1060 01:14:19 Is that 'cause I happen to be on the list?
1061 01:14:21 You disappointed in me, too, Cal?
1062 01:14:23 I have no expectations of you, Jack,so I can't be disappointed.
1063 01:14:34 You know, I got problems of my own.
1064 01:14:36 I owe somebody a lot of moneythat I don't have.
1065 01:14:39 I see this giant pile of goldsitting there.
1066 01:14:42 If you look at it a certain way,what choice did I even have?
1067 01:14:45 You have every choice. It's all choices.
1068 01:14:48 You don't just happento be on the list, Jack.
1069 01:14:50 You put yourself there.
1070 01:14:53 You decide to steal gold.
1071 01:14:55 You decide to only look out for yourselfover everyone else on this Earth.
1072 01:14:59 Every one of those kidswho are counting on us.
1073 01:15:04 Counting on me to do my job.
1074 01:15:13 Nick always says that every decision,big or small, is an opportunity.
1075 01:15:21 To be nice?
1076 01:15:22 To be good.
1077 01:15:24 Or not.
1078 01:15:29 I was one day away from retirement.
1079 01:15:32 Then this happens.
1080 01:15:34 After 542 years.
1081 01:15:40 I resigned yesterday.
1082 01:15:42 You did?
1083 01:15:45 Why?
1084 01:15:48 I couldn't see it anymore.
1085 01:15:51 Couldn't see what?
1086 01:15:57 Doesn't matter.
1087 01:16:11 The third touch.
1088 01:16:20 Is that him?
1089 01:16:31 What are they doing?
1090 01:16:36 They're playing Krampusschlap.
1091 01:16:40 Krampusschlap?
1092 01:16:42 It's the official game of Krampusnacht.
1093 01:16:57 Ever undefeated, Dread Lord Krampus!
1094 01:17:12 Callum Drift.
1095 01:17:14 Lord Krampus.
1096 01:17:17 The festivities are just beginning,
1097 01:17:20 but I don't remember inviting you.
1098 01:17:28 You shouldn't be here.
1099 01:17:31 You know you shouldn't be here,
1100 01:17:33 and yet here you are.
1101 01:17:36 And with a mortal.
1102 01:17:39 Uh, I'm Jack O'Malley.
1103 01:17:41 I didn't... I'm not...
1104 01:17:42 We didn't even... I mean, obviously we...
1105 01:17:45 I just met him today.
1106 01:17:47 The big one was armed with this.
1107 01:17:50 A Northern Vambrace.
1108 01:17:52 Thank you.
1109 01:17:53 Just what I wanted for Christmas.
1110 01:17:57 Krampus, I can explain--
1111 01:17:59 You're trying to find him,
1112 01:18:01 and you thought he would be here.
1113 01:18:05 Well, guess what, Northerner.
1114 01:18:11 He's not here.
1115 01:18:14 Last night, he was takenfrom the compound by the Witch.
1116 01:18:19 And I know that she was here not long ago.
1117 01:18:22 Are you accusing me of something, Drift?
1118 01:18:25 You and she were partners once.
1119 01:18:28 Roaming the countryside, the villages.
1120 01:18:31 Punishing people.
1121 01:18:33 Yes.
1122 01:18:36 But back then, she was glorious.
1123 01:18:39 An ogre 18 feet high.
1124 01:18:41 The skin of an elephant.
1125 01:18:43 Giant pair of tails.
1126 01:18:47 And yes, punishing as the cruelest winter.
1127 01:18:52 We had some wonderful times together.
1128 01:18:57 But I gave up that work, remember?
1129 01:18:59 I spent 700 years menacing the naughty,
1130 01:19:05 trying to scare them into decency.
1131 01:19:08 I did my part!
1132 01:19:11 The only punishing I do now...
1133 01:19:15 ...is for fun.
1134 01:19:18 Like my good friend over here...
1135 01:19:20 ...enjoying his headache on Krampusnacht.
1136 01:19:24 But today is not Krampusnacht.
1137 01:19:26 In this house, Northerner,
1138 01:19:29 it is always Krampusnacht!
1139 01:19:33 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!
1140 01:19:35 Ah, ah, ah! Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
1141 01:19:38 Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
1142 01:19:40 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
1143 01:19:43 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah! Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!
1144 01:19:45 - Krampus!- Ah, ah, ah! Ooh--
1145 01:19:49 Why was she here?
1146 01:19:53 Many years ago, she gave me a gift.
1147 01:19:56 She came because she wanted it back.
1148 01:19:59 A gift? What gift?
1149 01:20:01 The Glaskäfig.
1150 01:20:03 On its face, a simple glass snow globe,
1151 01:20:07 but its true purpose is nefarious.
1152 01:20:11 Tremendously punishing.
1153 01:20:13 She wants to punish them all.
1154 01:20:16 The Glaskäfig is solitude.
1155 01:20:19 A prison for but one.
1156 01:20:23 Krampus, I need to find him.
1157 01:20:30 Let me go.
1158 01:20:33 And why...
1159 01:20:36 would I do that?
1160 01:20:41 Because we need him.
1161 01:20:44 Now more than ever, we need him.
1162 01:20:47 And you know that.
1163 01:20:51 Let me go.
1164 01:21:03 Northerner.
1165 01:21:05 You are not going anywhere.
1166 01:21:08 You, get out.
1167 01:21:11 And deliver this messageto that MORA scum.
1168 01:21:14 There is a price for this intrusion.
1169 01:21:17 Now and forever,
1170 01:21:20 Drift belongs to me.
1171 01:21:26 So I can...
1172 01:21:28 just walk out of here?
1173 01:21:31 I suggest you run.
1174 01:21:36 You'll learn to love it here.
1175 01:21:40 Take him away.
1176 01:21:43 Wait. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.Uh, sorry. Wait.
1177 01:21:47 Um, uh, L-Lord... uh, Mister...
1178 01:21:49 Lord Krampus, um...
1179 01:21:51 you and I aren't so different.
1180 01:21:58 We're pretty different, but I thinkwe have some things in common.
1181 01:22:01 Ah. Do you, now?
1182 01:22:03 Yeah.
1183 01:22:04 I mean, you strike me as a guythat likes to have a good time.
1184 01:22:07 Bit of a gambler?
1185 01:22:08 Well, so am I.
1186 01:22:10 Now, when we came in here, my man told methat he thought he could beat you
1187 01:22:14 at your game, uh, Krampusschlap.
1188 01:22:17 What?
1189 01:22:19 Now, initially, I said, "No way."
1190 01:22:23 But the more I see him getting riled up,I'm starting to like my odds,
1191 01:22:25 so just hear me out.
1192 01:22:28 If you win, we go to your dungeon forever.
1193 01:22:31 If he wins, we walk.
1194 01:22:35 Unless you don't want to for some reason.
1195 01:22:37 I mean, I get that. He's a big guy.
1196 01:22:39 No shame.
1197 01:22:41 Lot of people watching.
1198 01:22:48 Imbeciles.
1199 01:22:50 I love it.
1200 01:22:52 - Oh.- Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
1201 01:22:54 Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
1202 01:23:06 Smack the shit out of that goat.
1203 01:23:17 The rules are as follows:
1204 01:23:20 The contestantswill exchange blows in turn.
1205 01:23:23 The first to be knocked out or die loses.
1206 01:23:33 First touch.
1207 01:23:34 That's you.
1208 01:23:47 You know, I really wish there wasanother way that we could do this.
1209 01:23:50 Come on.
1210 01:23:52 I'm sure you do.
1211 01:23:55 He's still your brother.
1212 01:23:57 And he never gave up on you.
1213 01:24:00 What would you know about it?
1214 01:24:02 I know him.
1215 01:24:07 Take your best "schlap."
1216 01:24:25 Interesting.
1217 01:24:28 My turn.
1218 01:24:36 I could be merciful
1219 01:24:38 and kill him on the first touch.
1220 01:24:41 But what fun would that be, huh?
1221 01:24:55 Oh, my God.
1222 01:25:11 Hey, buddy. You okay?
1223 01:25:13 He just slapped the shit out of me.
1224 01:25:15 Yeah, that was so embarrassing.
1225 01:25:17 I love this game!
1226 01:25:20 I can't... I can't beat him.He's a winter demigod. I--
1227 01:25:22 Just get up. Trust me.
1228 01:25:23 I can't...
1229 01:25:32 Second touch.
1230 01:25:36 Oh. Sorry.
1231 01:25:42 Let me make it easier for you.
1232 01:25:48 Come on.
1233 01:25:53 Come on.
1234 01:25:58 Come on.
1235 01:26:20 Cover us.
1236 01:27:05 Ellen, come on!
1237 01:27:26 I thought I had some shady friends.
1238 01:27:30 I can't believe that worked.
1239 01:27:32 Yeah, sorry about that.It's all I could come up with.
1240 01:27:34 No, it was great.
1241 01:27:36 Oh.
1242 01:27:39 I misjudged you.
1243 01:27:42 Not what you'd expectfrom a Class Four Naughty Lister, right?
1244 01:27:45 Well, it's Level Four.
1245 01:27:47 - Ah.- But that's what I'm saying.
1246 01:27:48 You could've left, but you didn't.
1247 01:27:52 Thank you.
1248 01:27:55 All right.
1249 01:27:57 Should we go find your guy?
1250 01:28:00 Let's save Christmas.
1251 01:28:04 Right.
1252 01:28:06 Say it.
1253 01:28:07 - I can't.- Yes, you can. Say it.
1254 01:28:09 - I don't want to.- Let's save Christmas.
1255 01:28:10 I'm not gonna say that.
1256 01:28:11 I'm gonna need you to say,"Let's save Christmas."
1257 01:28:15 All right. God. Okay.
1258 01:28:18 Let's save Christmas.
1259 01:28:19 That was terrible.
1260 01:28:21 Okay.
1261 01:28:23 All right, all right.
1262 01:28:27 Let's save Christmas.
1263 01:28:29 - There it is.- All right.
1264 01:28:31 All right, so the, uh, snow globe,what's the deal with that?
1265 01:28:34 The "glossy pig"?
1266 01:28:35 Glaskäfig. It's German for "glass cage."
1267 01:28:37 Well, what do you thinkGryla's trying to do?
1268 01:28:39 - Is there--- Shh.
1269 01:28:41 ...Gryla's trying...?
1270 01:28:45 We got to go.
1271 01:28:49 Mum.
1272 01:28:50 Ready for another test.
1273 01:28:53 Good.
1274 01:28:55 The next name on the list?
1275 01:28:57 No.
1276 01:28:59 I have a better idea.
1277 01:29:04 She said she wanted to punish them all.
1278 01:29:06 It seems like the Glaskäfigwas just for one person.
1279 01:29:08 Is it possible she can make more of 'emwith, like, witch magic or--
1280 01:29:13 She would need billions of them.
1281 01:29:14 She's immensely powerful,but that's a big lift for a conjurer.
1282 01:29:18 Okay.
1283 01:29:19 I mean, honestly, the only place that hasthat kind of manufacturing capacity--
1284 01:29:22 Look out!
1285 01:29:48 This something that happens to you a lot?
1286 01:29:51 Unexplained player pianoin the middle of a German highway.
1287 01:29:55 No. This is rare.
1288 01:30:04 It's for you.
1289 01:30:05 Well, I'm not touching that thing.
1290 01:30:08 Just get back in the truck. We'll driveright around the haunted piano.
1291 01:30:11 We have to open it.
1292 01:30:13 This... this is how it starts.
1293 01:30:16 You're doing it.
1294 01:30:27 Oh, see?
1295 01:30:35 Dylan.
1296 01:30:37 Did you send me this stupid presentinstead of coming to this thing?
1297 01:30:40 Wait, what?
1298 01:30:41 Because if you don't want to come,I don't care.
1299 01:30:44 I wanted to be there. I really did.
1300 01:30:46 - Then something--- Just stop, okay?
1301 01:30:48 You don't have to pretendbecause my mom is guilt-tripping you.
1302 01:30:51 I'm not pretending.
1303 01:30:52 - I really want to find a way--- You never come to anything.
1304 01:30:55 Yeah, I... I know.
1305 01:30:56 - I know.- Whatever.
1306 01:30:58 I got to go. Just don't send meany more stupid gifts, okay?
1307 01:31:01 W-Wait, wait.Dylan, what'd you mean by that?
1308 01:31:04 This thing.
1309 01:31:07 - Dylan, don't touch that. Wait.- No, don't.
1310 01:31:09 Do you seriously thinkthat there's anything--
1311 01:31:11 Dylan, listen to me. Put that down.
1312 01:31:12 Because I'm here to tell you that--
1313 01:31:14 What is this?
1314 01:31:16 What's going on?
1315 01:31:21 What's happening?
1316 01:31:22 Put that down!
1317 01:31:26 Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
1318 01:31:28 I don't know.
1319 01:31:34 Jack.
1320 01:31:38 It's my kid.
1321 01:31:41 Find me.
1322 01:31:54 Dad?
1323 01:31:57 - Dad! What's going on?- Dylan.
1324 01:31:59 Where are we?
1325 01:32:03 Oh, my God.
1326 01:32:06 Oh, my God.
1327 01:32:10 It worked.
1328 01:32:16 Mm. Jack O'Malley.
1329 01:32:19 Level Four.
1330 01:32:21 What a perfect way to start my collection.
1331 01:32:24 Bring production online.
1332 01:32:46 Tonight, I will deliver one of theseto every single deviant on the list.
1333 01:32:52 And when they wake up and open their gift,
1334 01:32:55 they'll join my collection,
1335 01:32:57 and the world will bein the hands of the righteous.
1336 01:33:01 Finally.
1337 01:33:03 Tonight, I make the ride.
1338 01:33:10 Director, we have Drift.
1339 01:33:11 What happened?
1340 01:33:12 What do you know about the Glaskäfig?
1341 01:33:14 Mythical magic snow globeused to imprison the naughty.
1342 01:33:16 Krampus has it. Why?
1343 01:33:18 Not anymore. The Witch has it.
1344 01:33:20 And I think she's tryingto punish everyone on the list.
1345 01:33:21 Wait. Slow down.
1346 01:33:22 O'Malley just got globed
1347 01:33:24 - and disappeared.- What?
1348 01:33:26 His kid, too.
1349 01:33:27 Oh, dear Lord.
1350 01:33:29 - Run O'Malley's tag.- Yes, Director.
1351 01:33:33 Zoe, I think she's tryingto mass-produce the Glaskäfig.
1352 01:33:36 - How could she possibly do that?- Think about it.
1353 01:33:38 What's the one place that's capableof something like that?
1354 01:33:40 The North Pole?
1355 01:33:42 But Nick's not there.The complex runs on his power.
1356 01:33:44 That can't be it.
1357 01:33:46 - Unless--- Unless he never left.
1358 01:33:48 - But the snowcat, the jet.- Drones, diversions.
1359 01:33:54 Nick is still there.
1360 01:33:55 Director, I am not picking upa signal for O'Malley's tracker.
1361 01:34:01 Because he's under the dome.
1362 01:34:03 But I've been talkingto your team all night.
1363 01:34:05 You have?
1364 01:34:11 Try Partridge.
1365 01:34:12 - Connect to Partridge.- Yes, Director.
1366 01:34:17 - Hi. Cal.- Hey. How you holding up, MC?
1367 01:34:20 Well, I can't sleep.
1368 01:34:21 I'm just keeping myself busybaking cookies for him.
1369 01:34:25 For when he comes home.
1370 01:34:26 Well, he's gonna love that.
1371 01:34:28 What do you got baking?
1372 01:34:29 Just pulled outa fresh batch of macaroons.
1373 01:34:35 He'll love that.
1374 01:34:38 Hang in. I'll keep you posted.
1375 01:34:40 Thanks.
1376 01:34:44 That's not her.
1377 01:34:45 What do you mean?
1378 01:34:46 Nick hates macaroons.
1379 01:34:49 They're shape-shifters.
1380 01:34:51 The Witch, the Lads.
1381 01:34:52 They're all shape-shifters.
1382 01:34:56 The North Pole has been taken.
1383 01:35:05 They're onto us.
1384 01:35:07 Where are we?
1385 01:35:08 - What's happening?- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, listen.
1386 01:35:11 Now, I knowwhat this is gonna sound like.
1387 01:35:15 Basically...
1388 01:35:19 ...Santa is missing,and that giant lady is a witch,
1389 01:35:25 and she got the snow globesfrom a giant demonic Christmas...
1390 01:35:30 goat man.
1391 01:35:31 And now they're gonna makemillions of them
1392 01:35:33 with that magical photocopier thing.
1393 01:35:37 Look, I don't haveall the technical details,
1394 01:35:39 but basically, these globes are meantto imprison the naughty people forever.
1395 01:35:44 Forever?
1396 01:35:47 Not forever. I didn't...Scratch that last part.
1397 01:35:56 Remember, can't trust anyone.
1398 01:36:00 I've got a signal.
1399 01:36:02 O'Malley is here somewhere.
1400 01:36:07 - We're close.- Hey, chief.
1401 01:36:11 Fred?
1402 01:36:14 - I'll let the team know that you're back.- How about you don't?
1403 01:36:22 Shape-shifters.
1404 01:36:24 Good tidings.
1405 01:36:31 It says he should be right here.
1406 01:36:38 The old tunnel system.
1407 01:36:40 Runs right beneath the original workshop.
1408 01:36:43 Let's go.
1409 01:36:45 Is this happening because I was ditching?
1410 01:36:47 What?
1411 01:36:48 Is it because I slashed Kevin's tires?
1412 01:36:50 No, no, no, no, no, no, Dylan.
1413 01:36:52 You said it was for naughty people,didn't you?
1414 01:36:53 Well, she said that, but--
1415 01:36:55 - What did I do?- Dylan.
1416 01:36:56 Look at me.
1417 01:36:59 You may have done some thingsthat you shouldn't have.
1418 01:37:02 Everybody does. Everybody.There is nothing wrong with you.
1419 01:37:07 You're only in here be...
1420 01:37:10 because of me.
1421 01:37:13 What did you do?
1422 01:37:14 Mm. Lot of stuff.
1423 01:37:17 It's... long list.
1424 01:37:21 But bigger than any of that,it's what I didn't do.
1425 01:37:23 What are you talking about?
1426 01:37:32 I've been a terrible father.
1427 01:37:36 - That's not true.- Yes, it is. It is.
1428 01:37:38 I haven't been around.
1429 01:37:40 I told myself I was doing you a favor,which is bullshit.
1430 01:37:43 It was bad for you,and it was terrible for me.
1431 01:37:48 I've made some mistakes, pal. I know that.
1432 01:37:51 But I also know that I can do better.
1433 01:37:54 And I know that's easier said than done.
1434 01:37:56 I know it's a lot of work,and I hope it's not too late.
1435 01:38:03 Every day,every decision is an opportunity.
1436 01:38:11 And I want to start taking some of those.
1437 01:38:15 So I'm not asking you to believe me.
1438 01:38:16 I'm just asking for you to...give me a chance.
1439 01:38:22 I know I may never bethe greatest father in the world,
1440 01:38:24 but I know I can do better,
1441 01:38:27 and I'm telling you right nowthat I promise
1442 01:38:30 I will never stop trying.
1443 01:38:59 What just happened?
1444 01:39:04 I think I just got a little bit nicer.
1445 01:39:08 - Can we get out of here?- Yeah.
1446 01:39:10 First, we got to find somebody. Come on.
1447 01:39:22 Ow.
1448 01:39:23 Cal.
1449 01:39:26 If you could make any toy in the worldreal right now, what would it be?
1450 01:39:31 Wonder Woman.
1451 01:39:32 It's him.
1452 01:39:34 You all right?
1453 01:39:35 Yeah. Yeah.
1454 01:39:37 It's good to see you.
1455 01:39:38 Dad?
1456 01:39:42 Buddy, come here.
1457 01:39:43 I want you to meet some friends.
1458 01:39:44 Cal, Zoe, this is my son Dylan.
1459 01:39:47 The one and only Dylan.
1460 01:39:49 Your dad's told me so much about you.
1461 01:39:53 Welcome to the North Pole.
1462 01:39:54 Huh?
1463 01:39:57 I can't believe she gotthe old Quatuplicator back online again.
1464 01:40:00 This thing has been out of commissionsince the late 1800s.
1465 01:40:01 This thing was cranking out snow globeslike rat turds,
1466 01:40:04 and it just stoppedlike somebody pulled the plug.
1467 01:40:06 Cal, we saw her.
1468 01:40:07 She said she wasgonna do the ride herself.
1469 01:40:09 - What?- Deliver one of these snow globes
1470 01:40:11 to everybody on the list.
1471 01:40:12 That's impossible.The sleigh won't lift off.
1472 01:40:15 Without him.
1473 01:40:16 We can't let that sleigh take off.
1474 01:40:20 There's a subterranean access pointto the hangar.
1475 01:40:23 Wait.
1476 01:40:32 Chief.
1477 01:40:33 Garcia.
1478 01:40:34 Cal.
1479 01:40:39 Ma'am.
1480 01:40:41 Where is he?
1481 01:41:12 Gryla, stop!
1482 01:41:24 I was just leaving.
1483 01:41:27 - Go. Take him.- Come with me, Dylan. Got him.
1484 01:41:46 Come on!
1485 01:41:48 Go!
1486 01:43:15 Hyah!
1487 01:44:19 Nick.
1488 01:44:20 Come on, Red. I got you.
1489 01:44:32 Red?
1490 01:44:34 Come back to me. Come back to me, boss.
1491 01:44:37 Wake up.
1492 01:44:41 Nick? Nick!
1493 01:44:43 It's Cal.
1494 01:44:57 Cal!
1495 01:45:11 Holy shit.
1496 01:45:14 Jack.
1497 01:45:19 Run.
1498 01:45:21 No way, man.
1499 01:45:23 For a guy like me,there's worse ways to go out
1500 01:45:26 than by trying to save Santa Claus.
1501 01:45:31 Gryla!
1502 01:45:33 It's time for you to go.
1503 01:45:36 Oh, I'll go,
1504 01:45:38 but I'm taking him with me.
1505 01:45:42 You're not taking him anywhere.
1506 01:45:44 His power has been wastedfor far too long.
1507 01:45:48 The punishing begins tonight.
1508 01:45:52 You're gonna have to go through me first.
1509 01:45:55 With pleasure.
1510 01:45:57 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1511 01:45:59 Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1512 01:46:01 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1513 01:46:03 Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1514 01:46:05 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1515 01:46:17 You imbeciles have no ideahow to talk to a woman like this.
1516 01:46:23 A real woman.
1517 01:46:27 She's my ex.
1518 01:46:30 Hello.
1519 01:46:32 My love.
1520 01:46:34 Get out of here, Krampus.
1521 01:46:35 I can't do that.
1522 01:46:38 And lovely as it isto see your miserable face,
1523 01:46:43 my brother has somewhere to be.
1524 01:46:57 Just like old times.
1525 01:47:31 Haven't you had enough?
1526 01:47:35 If you want to take him,
1527 01:47:38 you're gonna have to kill me.
1528 01:47:41 Gladly.
1529 01:47:43 Your sacrifice will mean nothing.
1530 01:47:45 Gryla!
1531 01:47:49 Enough!
1532 01:47:53 Any last wordsfor your most faithful warrior?
1533 01:47:57 Only one.
1534 01:48:00 Kavalame!
1535 01:48:09 Merry Christmas, Witch.
1536 01:48:25 No!
1537 01:48:36 No.
1538 01:48:41 - No!- Well, look at you.
1539 01:48:43 Oh, shut up!
1540 01:48:48 Nick.
1541 01:48:51 You okay?
1542 01:48:54 Yeah.
1543 01:48:59 What took you so long?
1544 01:49:19 Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1545 01:49:22 Let's not get mushy.
1546 01:49:27 Thank you, brother.
1547 01:49:31 Merry Christmas...
1548 01:49:34 brother.
1549 01:49:37 You want to maybe stick around a while?
1550 01:49:42 Don't push it.
1551 01:49:47 Get to work.
1552 01:49:50 And you...
1553 01:49:52 I want a rematch.
1554 01:50:00 Happy Krampusnacht!
1555 01:50:09 Oh, my God.
1556 01:50:11 Honey, where are you?
1557 01:50:12 Mom,you're not gonna believe this.
1558 01:50:16 T plussix minutes.
1559 01:50:18 Sky Train, this is Partridge.
1560 01:50:19 Back in the chair and back on track.
1561 01:50:21 Good tohave you back, ma'am.
1562 01:50:29 We are currentlysix minutes behind schedule,
1563 01:50:31 so we're gonna run this preflightlike our hair's on fire.
1564 01:50:50 Dylan.
1565 01:50:51 Jack.
1566 01:50:53 - Hi.- Hi.
1567 01:50:54 Thanks for your help today.
1568 01:50:57 He helped, too.
1569 01:50:59 I know.
1570 01:51:04 All systemsare go. Thirty seconds to launch.
1571 01:51:10 Hey, Drift.
1572 01:51:13 Have a great ride.
1573 01:51:16 Merry Christmas, Director.
1574 01:51:20 Dylan. Jack.
1575 01:51:23 You guys coming?
1576 01:51:26 - What?- Really?
1577 01:51:28 Come on, let's go. We got to roll.
1578 01:51:31 Red One, you are clear for takeoff.
1579 01:53:03 Copy that.
1580 01:53:04 We're coming at you.
1581 01:53:44 Yes! Yes!
1582 01:53:57 He really does it, doesn't he?
1583 01:53:59 Goes everywherein the entire world in one night.
1584 01:54:01 He's a lot cooler than I thought he was.
1585 01:54:05 - And a lot more athletic.- Yeah.
1586 01:54:07 - Guy's a beast.- The guy is a beast.
1587 01:54:38 You're seeing it, aren't you?
1588 01:54:41 Yeah, I knew you'd get it back.
1589 01:54:45 I lost it there for a while, Nick.
1590 01:54:46 It's easy to lose it, Cal.
1591 01:54:50 Important thing is to keep trying.
1592 01:54:57 Nick.
1593 01:54:59 I'd like to stay on.
1594 01:55:02 If you'll have me.
1595 01:55:07 You got it, Commander.
1596 01:55:16 Did we just save Christmas?
1597 01:55:19 I think we just saved Christmas.
1598 01:55:24 ♪ Hey, whoa, whoa ♪
1599 01:55:28 ♪ You better watch out,you better not cry ♪
1600 01:55:31 ♪ Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why ♪
1601 01:55:35 ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
1602 01:55:37 Kavalame!
1603 01:55:39 ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
1604 01:55:41 ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town, yeah ♪
1605 01:55:48 ♪ He's makin' a list,he's checkin' it twice ♪
1606 01:55:51 ♪ He's gonna find outwho's naughty or nice ♪
1607 01:55:55 ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town,Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
1608 01:56:01 - ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town, yeah ♪
1609 01:56:08 ♪ He sees you when you're sleeping ♪
1610 01:56:11 ♪ He knows when you're awake ♪
1611 01:56:14 ♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪
1612 01:56:18 ♪ So be good, for goodness' sake ♪
1613 01:56:21 ♪ Oh, you better watch out,you better not cry ♪
1614 01:56:25 ♪ Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why ♪
1615 01:56:29 - ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1616 01:56:32 - ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪- ♪ Hey, yeah ♪
1617 01:56:35 - ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪- ♪ Santa Claus ♪
1618 01:56:38 - ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪- ♪ Santa Claus ♪
1619 01:56:42 - ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪- ♪ Santa Claus ♪
1620 01:56:44 - ♪ To town ♪- ♪ Is comin' to town ♪
1621 01:56:51 ♪ Whoo ♪
1622 01:56:54 ♪ Whoa ♪
