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1 00:02:33 Quiet, Mirza.Mirza, quiet now.
2 00:02:37 Afternoon, madame.
3 00:02:40 - Yes, what is it?- I'm sorry to bother you.
4 00:02:42 I was told about an apartment.
5 00:02:49 This is the right buildingthough, isn't it?
6 00:02:52 Who told you?
7 00:02:54 A friend of mine.
8 00:02:56 Uh, well, a relation, actually.
9 00:02:59 - The door.- Sorry.
10 00:03:02 I gather it's a smalltwo-room apartment.
11 00:03:05 Think that's all I got to do?
12 00:03:07 Some people think a conciergeis a slave.
13 00:03:10 Not me, not me, I assure you.
14 00:03:12 Would it be more convenientif I came back later?
15 00:03:14 Anyway, you have tospeak with Monsieur Zy.
16 00:03:18 - I can only show the apartment.- I don't want to be a nuisance...
17 00:03:22 but if it were at all possible...
18 00:03:25 and if I might offer you some...
19 00:03:28 small compensation for yourtrouble which is only reasonable.
20 00:03:37 What a lovely little doggie you are.
21 00:03:40 You're Mirza, aren't you?
22 00:03:44 It's a nice name, Mirza.
23 00:03:59 I'm sorry.
24 00:05:20 The previous tenantthrew herself out of the window.
25 00:05:26 You can still see where she fell.
26 00:05:30 Look.
27 00:05:36 He's gonna have to fix that.
28 00:05:40 She's not dead yet...
29 00:05:43 though she might as well be.
30 00:05:45 She's in the Bretonneau hospital.
31 00:05:48 What if she gets better?
32 00:05:51 Don't worry.She won't get better.
33 00:05:54 You know,you're onto a good thing here.
34 00:05:56 Poor woman.What are the terms? Do you know?
35 00:05:59 Well, there's a fee for the water.All the plumbing is new.
36 00:06:02 You used to have to go outto the landing to get water.
37 00:06:05 - And the toilet?- It's right over there.
38 00:06:07 You just go around the corridor,and there it is.
39 00:06:11 That's a view worth looking at.
40 00:06:19 How much is the premium?
41 00:06:21 The rent is 600 francs a month.
42 00:06:24 Uh, the premium,I'm not sure about.
43 00:06:27 I think he wants 5,000 francs.
44 00:06:31 Five thousand?That's a lot of money.
45 00:06:34 It's not my business. For thatyou'll have to talk to Monsieur Zy.
46 00:06:38 He lives right down here.
47 00:06:42 I have to get back now.
48 00:07:16 All right, all right.We're not deaf.
49 00:07:20 - We don't give to charity.- It's about the apartment.
50 00:07:24 What apartment?
51 00:07:26 On the floor above.Could I speak to Monsieur Zy?
52 00:08:00 Afternoon.
53 00:08:13 Have you seen the apartment?
54 00:08:15 Yes. That's why I wanted to talkto you, to discuss the terms.
55 00:08:21 Five thousand premium,six hundred a month.
56 00:08:24 That's a lot of money.I couldn't pay more than 4,000.
57 00:08:33 The concierge told youabout the water?
58 00:08:35 Yes, she did.
59 00:08:37 It's damned hard to findan apartment these days, you know.
60 00:08:41 There's a student upon the sixth floor...
61 00:08:43 gave me half that muchfor a single room.
62 00:08:45 Don't get me wrong. I'm not tryingto criticize your apartment...
63 00:08:49 but the toilet is a problem.
64 00:08:52 Suppose I got sick-- which I don'toften do, I can assure you--
65 00:08:56 and I had to relieve myselfin the middle of the night.
66 00:09:00 It wouldn't bevery convenient, would it?
67 00:09:02 On the other hand, I could pay youthe 4,000 right away, in cash.
68 00:09:08 It's not only a questionof the money.
69 00:09:10 - Let's be clear, Monsieur--- Trelkovsky.
70 00:09:15 Trelkovsky.
71 00:09:17 I won't exactly starvewithout your 5,000.
72 00:09:20 No. I'm renting the apartmentbecause it's vacant...
73 00:09:23 and because I knowthey don't grow on trees.
74 00:09:25 Of course, Monsieur Zy.
75 00:09:27 It's perfectly reasonable.I understand your point.
76 00:09:30 Could I offer you a cigarette?
77 00:09:33 You want 5,000, fine.
78 00:09:35 But if you got paid by check,you'd have to declare it.
79 00:09:39 Wouldn't you ratherget 4,000 in cash?
80 00:09:42 I'd rather get 5,000 in cashthan 4,000 in cash.
81 00:09:48 It's perfectly natural.
82 00:09:50 Anyway, the former tenantis not dead yet.
83 00:09:54 If she comes back, you won't evenget your 4,000. You get nothing.
84 00:09:58 Are you married?Excuse the question...
85 00:10:00 but it's because of the children.
86 00:10:02 This is a very quiet building.
87 00:10:05 - My wife and I are getting on--- I wouldn't say that, Monsieur Zy.
88 00:10:09 I know what I'm saying.
89 00:10:11 My wife and I are getting on.We don't like a lot of noise.
90 00:10:13 You needn't worry, Monsieur Zy.
91 00:10:15 I am very quiet myself,and I am a bachelor.
92 00:10:19 Bachelors can be a problem too.
93 00:10:22 If you're looking for a placeto entertain your girlfriends...
94 00:10:26 I'd rather take 2,000 and giveit to somebody who really needs it.
95 00:10:29 I quite agree,but I am not that type.
96 00:10:32 Well now, I can't give youa definite answer...
97 00:10:35 while Mademoiselle Chouleis still alive.
98 00:10:38 But I like you.
99 00:10:40 You seem to bea serious young man to me.
100 00:11:00 I want to visitMademoiselle Choule.
101 00:11:12 - Simone Choule?- That's right.
102 00:11:14 - Are you a relative?- I'm a friend.
103 00:11:29 Can I help you?
104 00:11:31 - Are you the head nurse, ma'am?- Yes.
105 00:11:33 I'm very glad I found you...
106 00:11:35 because I was told at thereception desk to see you first.
107 00:11:37 - It's about Mademoiselle Choule.- Bed 18.
108 00:11:41 - May I see her?- She's not to be disturbed.
109 00:11:44 She was in a coma till yesterday.
110 00:11:46 Go ahead,but don't try to talk to her.
111 00:12:28 Are you a friend of hers?
112 00:12:32 Excuse me.
113 00:12:40 I can't believe it.I just can't believe it.
114 00:12:45 I was with her the night before.
115 00:12:47 No, two nights before.
116 00:12:50 She was in such good spirits.
117 00:12:54 Why would she do a thing like that?
118 00:12:57 To tell you the truth,I'm not a close-- I--
119 00:13:00 I hardly know her at all,actually, but believe me...
120 00:13:02 I'm terribly upset about...
121 00:13:04 - Yeah.- what's happened.
122 00:13:07 It's awful.
123 00:13:11 Simone? Simone.
124 00:13:15 You do recognize me, don't you?It's me, Stella.
125 00:13:21 Your friend, Stella.
126 00:13:24 Don't you recognize me?
127 00:13:36 You'll have to leave now.
128 00:13:38 Your bag.
129 00:13:40 Is there any hope of saving her?
130 00:13:43 What do you mean?If we can save her, we save her.
131 00:14:11 Careful. You mustn'tgive in to your grief.
132 00:14:16 Huh? If you like, we could goand have something to drink.
133 00:14:21 I think it would help you.
134 00:14:24 There is a--
135 00:14:35 Here.
136 00:14:47 What would you like to drink?
137 00:14:51 I don't know.
138 00:14:53 I'll have, uh, beer. No, a coffee.
139 00:14:56 Coffee. And the lady?
140 00:14:58 I don't want a coffee.
141 00:15:00 You should have something strong.It will pick you up.
142 00:15:04 I'll have a small glassof Beaujolais.
143 00:15:06 A small glass of Beaujolais and...
144 00:15:09 - a Martini.- No coffee?
145 00:15:11 No, no, a Martini.
146 00:15:18 I completely forgot!I have a phone call to make.
147 00:15:22 I'll be right back.
148 00:15:41 - Waiter!- All right, I'm coming.
149 00:15:47 I'll never understand suicide.
150 00:15:52 I have no argument against it,but it's beyond my comprehension.
151 00:15:57 Did you ever discuss it with her?
152 00:16:00 Never.
153 00:16:03 I just can't believe it.
154 00:16:07 It's terrible. Terrible.
155 00:16:11 It's terrible, yeah.
156 00:16:13 Could it have beena disappointment in love, perhaps?
157 00:16:16 - Something like that?- Who with?
158 00:16:18 I don't know. Some man.
159 00:16:21 You know she wasn'tinterested in men.
160 00:16:25 Oh, yes, I know, but--
161 00:16:28 Women as sensitive as she was--as she is, I mean--
162 00:16:32 often tend to have...
163 00:16:34 much more complicated relationshipsthan they seem to.
164 00:16:40 Perhaps she will pull outof it anyway.
165 00:16:43 I doubt it.
166 00:16:46 Did you notice that she didn'teven recognize me?
167 00:16:52 A tragedy.
168 00:16:58 Hey, man, you got any breadfor an artist?
169 00:17:05 I don't seem to have any change.
170 00:17:07 I don't care.I'll take what you got.
171 00:17:09 There, you see?I've only got notes.
172 00:17:11 Come on. You don't wanna look cheapin front of your girlfriend.
173 00:17:16 Not a word of thanks.Did you notice?
174 00:17:18 I don't like tramps.
175 00:17:20 You shouldn't havegiven him anything.
176 00:19:03 Would you like to have a drink?
177 00:19:05 No, thanks.
178 00:19:08 Right.
179 00:19:10 - Good-bye, then.- Good-bye.
180 00:19:12 Hope to see you soon.
181 00:19:32 - What is it?- Just came over from CNMA.
182 00:19:36 - Was it sent by Monsieur Lott?- Uh-huh, Monsieur Lott. Right.
183 00:19:40 That must bethe Villa LeDuc, then.
184 00:19:42 Yes, that's right.
185 00:19:44 Yeah, that's the Villa LeDuc."Unmounted, number 2601.
186 00:19:48 "Make detailed copy of spirein the lower left-hand corner...
187 00:19:52 beside the registration number."
188 00:19:54 You have to do it by next Thursday.
189 00:20:33 I'm calling to ask youif you have any news...
190 00:20:35 about Mademoiselle Simone Choule.
191 00:20:37 - What department is she in?- Surgery.
192 00:20:41 - Choule? With a C?- That's right.
193 00:20:44 - Simone Choule.- Are you a relative?
194 00:20:47 No, I'm a friend.
195 00:20:50 The patient diedat 4:20 p.m. yesterday.
196 00:20:56 Thank you.
197 00:21:01 Good-bye.
198 00:25:24 - Morning, monsieur.- Morning.
199 00:25:26 Live opposite?
200 00:25:28 Yes. I just moved in.
201 00:25:30 You rented the apartment of thatgirl that jumped out of the window?
202 00:25:35 - Yes. Did you know her?- Sure, I did. Came in every morning.
203 00:25:39 Always sat in the same place.Right there where you are now.
204 00:25:44 A cup of chocolate and a rolland butter. Never drank coffee.
205 00:25:47 Used to say, "If I have a coffee,I can't sleep for two days."
206 00:25:52 - Question of what you're used to.- Shall I make you a chocolate?
207 00:25:56 A question of temperament too,I think.
208 00:25:58 Still, a young girllike that killing herself.
209 00:26:01 I can't imagine why.
210 00:26:02 No reason at all, probably.
211 00:26:05 A moment of depression,and wham, it's all over.
212 00:26:12 Robert.
213 00:26:39 Do you sell cigarettes?
214 00:26:41 - Yes. What would you like?- Gauloises Bleu, please.
215 00:26:45 Oh. I'm right out of Gauloises.
216 00:26:47 - Oh, what else do you have?- Gitanes, Marlboro.
217 00:26:50 Mademoiselle Choule always smokedMarlboro. Would you like a pack?
218 00:26:54 No. No, thank you.
219 00:27:36 Simone Choule, the Lordhas taken thee to his bosom...
220 00:27:41 just as a shepherd brings inhis sheep at the close of day.
221 00:27:45 What could be more natural,of greater consolation?
222 00:27:49 Is it not the fondest hopeand desire of all of us...
223 00:27:52 that we shall one dayrejoin the flock of holy ones?
224 00:27:55 Hope of eternal life?The true life?
225 00:27:59 Shorn of all worldly cares?
226 00:28:02 Face to face in eternalblessedness with Almighty God...
227 00:28:07 who through his sonour Lord Jesus Christ...
228 00:28:09 died for us on the cross.
229 00:28:13 Who deigns to look down upon uspoor mortal creatures...
230 00:28:17 full of love,infinitely merciful...
231 00:28:19 the sick, the suffering, the dying.
232 00:28:24 Yes, the dying. The icy tomb.
233 00:28:28 Thou shalt return to the dustfrom whence thou came...
234 00:28:32 and only thy bones remain.
235 00:28:35 The worms shall consume thy eyes...
236 00:28:37 thy lips, thy mouth.
237 00:28:40 They shall enter into thy ears.They shall enter into thy nostrils.
238 00:28:45 Thy body shall putrefyunto its innermost recesses...
239 00:28:48 and shall give offa noisome stench.
240 00:28:51 Yea, Christ is ascendedinto heaven and hath joined...
241 00:28:55 the host of angels on high,but not for creeps like you...
242 00:28:59 full of the basest vice...
243 00:29:01 yearning only forcarnal satisfaction.
244 00:29:05 How dare you pester me,and mock at me to my very face.
245 00:29:10 What audacity!
246 00:29:12 What are you doing herein my temple?
247 00:29:15 The graveyardis where you belong.
248 00:29:18 Thou shalt stink.
249 00:29:20 Thou shalt stink like some putrefiedcorpse lying along the wayside.
250 00:29:24 Verily I say unto thee...
251 00:29:26 thou shalt never enterinto my kingdom.
252 00:29:37 Four, three, two, one, zero!
253 00:29:41 There he is. Hey, Trelkovsky.The lucky lodger, huh?
254 00:29:45 Oh, Lucille Pampin, from Nice.
255 00:29:47 - On the Riviera.- She's 5'4" and 140 pounds.
256 00:29:49 Best blow job in Paris!
257 00:29:51 - Pleased to meet you.- How do you do.
258 00:29:53 Don't anybody get up.What is this?
259 00:29:55 No more chairs than that?What a dump!
260 00:29:58 There is a table right here.
261 00:30:01 Your fiance can comeand sit on my knees, okay? Come on.
262 00:30:05 It's against my principles.Hey, come on. Give me a hand.
263 00:30:07 - Hi, how are you?- Wait a second.
264 00:30:09 - Grab that end, will you?- Ah, that's more like it.
265 00:30:12 Careful, huh?
266 00:30:16 - Put it right in the middle there.- That's it.
267 00:30:18 - What about chairs though?- Listen, maybe there's a bed here.
268 00:30:21 - Yeah, why not?- Move that table over.
269 00:30:24 - Okay.- Take the table outta there first.
270 00:30:26 - Want me to do anything?- Oh, thank you. You're very kind.
271 00:30:30 - Here, let me finish that.- We'll just get this salad finished.
272 00:30:35 - Have you met Viviane?- Hello.
273 00:30:37 Hi.
274 00:30:41 - Set her down.- There, that's okay.
275 00:30:43 - Easy does it.- Oh. What the hell is this?
276 00:30:51 Is that one of yours?
277 00:30:56 No, no, cut it out.He's got a heart of gold.
278 00:31:05 That's right,he's got the heart of a chick.
279 00:31:07 Sure, you would. You'd be happyto do it for a little bread.
280 00:31:10 No, I wouldn't.I'm not interested.
281 00:31:12 You could offer me a fortuneand I still wouldn't dream of it.
282 00:31:14 Who you trying to kid?
283 00:31:17 You think there's anyone dumbenough to offer you a fortune?
284 00:31:19 - She's talking about the principle.- The principle?
285 00:31:22 - That's right.- You know what I think of them?
286 00:31:24 - You wanna know what I think?- Well, come on. What do you think?
287 00:31:27 It's a lot of crap.That's what your principles are.
288 00:31:29 I tell you,I'd do it for nothing.
289 00:31:31 - You would?- You bet. Absolutely nothin'.
290 00:31:33 It takes all kinds.
291 00:31:35 Nobody wants me to,but I'd pay them to let me.
292 00:31:38 I'd write a check,but I wouldn't pay.
293 00:31:39 I saw one once-- blech!Makes you wanna throw up.
294 00:31:43 Would anybody mindif the subject were changed?
295 00:31:45 What do you want to talk about--women's lib, social security?
296 00:31:49 Oh, keep women's lib out of it,for Christ's sake.
297 00:31:51 Oh, yeah? Have you looked at 'em?Have you looked at those militants?
298 00:31:53 It's enough to turn you queer.
299 00:31:58 Oh, look what that pig's doing now.He's actually pissing in the sink.
300 00:32:02 - How revolting!- Come on, get off my back, will ya?
301 00:32:05 It's not my fault if there'sno john in this crummy apartment.
302 00:32:35 You're making a great dealof noise, monsieur.
303 00:32:39 It's after 1:00, and you'remaking a great deal of noise.
304 00:32:43 I'm just having a few friendsover for a quiet chat.
305 00:32:46 Quiet? I live upstairs, and Ican hear every word you're saying.
306 00:32:51 You've been dragging furniturearound, stamping about the place.
307 00:32:56 It's intolerable. Do you intendto carry on like this much longer?
308 00:33:00 Who is that asshole? Hmm?
309 00:33:07 Look.
310 00:33:11 I'm terribly sorry I woke you.I will be more careful from now on.
311 00:33:16 You don't seem to give a damnabout anyone else.
312 00:33:20 It's all very wellto have a good time.
313 00:33:23 But some people have to work,you know?
314 00:33:26 Tomorrow's Sunday. It's reasonablefor me to have a few people...
315 00:33:30 around on Saturday evening.
316 00:33:32 No, monsieur.It's not reasonable...
317 00:33:35 to make such a racket,even on a Saturday evening!
318 00:33:43 We will be more careful.Good night, monsieur.
319 00:33:56 Sure. Soon you won't evenbe able to jerk off...
320 00:33:58 without him knockingon the door.
321 00:34:02 You shouldn't let himpush you around that way.
322 00:34:04 - I know. You should counterattack.- Oh, you know what?
323 00:34:07 - We gotta take revenge.- Why don't we set the john on fire?
324 00:34:10 - Throw scorpions down his chimney.- Or crabs.
325 00:34:12 Crabs won't work. Scorpions.
326 00:34:14 No. We'll drill a holein the wall and force gas in.
327 00:34:17 - Yeah!- Or make a hole in the floor.
328 00:34:19 Don't be so silly.
329 00:34:21 That's because he onlythinks below the belt.
330 00:34:24 What's this? I'll be damned,he's throwing us out of the house.
331 00:34:27 - Look, it's late.- Aw, come on.
332 00:34:30 Okay, gang.Let's go find someplace else.
333 00:34:33 - Give me my coat.- Pass me my coat, huh?
334 00:34:37 Be careful.Be careful with those coats.
335 00:34:39 - Come on. On your feet.- My shoes.
336 00:34:42 Let's go, everybody.
337 00:34:45 Wait. We going or what?
338 00:34:46 - Sure, buddy.- Bye, everybody.
339 00:34:49 - Come on, everyone.- Night!
340 00:34:54 Let's go. Everybody out!
341 00:34:55 One hell of a party.
342 00:34:57 - Good night, my friends!- Hey!
343 00:35:06 Shh! Don't make so much noise!People are sleeping!
344 00:37:32 Morning, Monsieur Zy.Lovely day, isn't it?
345 00:37:37 I'm terribly embarrassedabout last night...
346 00:37:39 and I can promise youit will never happen again.
347 00:37:43 I should hope not.You woke up both me and my wife.
348 00:37:46 Couldn't get back to sleep.What was the meaning of all that?
349 00:37:51 I thought I'd have a few friendsover to celebrate my good fortune...
350 00:37:56 having found this lovely apartment.
351 00:37:59 A sort of a house warming,without disturbing anyone.
352 00:38:04 And then, you know how it iswith the best will in the world...
353 00:38:08 and not dreamingof disturbing anyone...
354 00:38:13 you talk,you're having a good time.
355 00:38:15 And before you even know it,you're making so much noise that--
356 00:38:20 Look, I'm sorry. I can promise youit'll never happen again.
357 00:38:25 Well, I'm very glad to hear that,Monsieur Trelkovsky.
358 00:38:29 Because I was seriouslythinking of taking steps.
359 00:38:32 Apartments are hard enoughto come by these days.
360 00:38:36 So it's worth keeping the oneyou have, don't you think?
361 00:40:17 "Outraged neighbor shootstipsy tenor...
362 00:40:19 for singingLa Tosca at 3:00 a.m.
363 00:40:21 Louis Marais, age 39, a bachelorand traveling salesman...
364 00:40:25 came home at 3:00 in themorning after one drink too many...
365 00:40:28 and proceeded to sing operawith his windows wide open.
366 00:40:31 When a neighbor, Monsieur Pierrot,expressed a wish...
367 00:40:33 that he put off his warblinguntil somewhat later...
368 00:40:36 Monsieur Marais illustrated hiscontempt for such a suggestion...
369 00:40:40 with an air from Toscadelivered on the hall landing.
370 00:40:42 Pierrot reappeared with a gun andemptied it into the poor tenor...
371 00:40:45 who died before the ambulancereached the hospital.
372 00:40:48 The murderer is under arrest."
373 00:40:56 You there! Quiet down!
374 00:40:59 How much longer are you gonnakeep up this racket?
375 00:44:33 - Who is it?- It's me.
376 00:44:47 What can I do for you?
377 00:44:49 Monsieur, was it you whoregistered a complaint?
378 00:44:53 A complaint?
379 00:44:55 Against whom?
380 00:44:57 Against me,for causing a disturbance at night.
381 00:44:59 I never made any complaint.
382 00:45:02 Someone has registered a complaint.It came this morning.
383 00:45:07 She's the one who makesall the noise all night long.
384 00:45:10 - Who?- That old woman. She's evil.
385 00:45:15 She's done everything she couldto make things difficult for us.
386 00:45:18 Just because the girl is disabled.
387 00:45:24 - You didn't register a complaint?- Of course not.
388 00:45:27 Then it must have been her.
389 00:45:30 I asked downstairs.They said it might have been you.
390 00:45:33 Monsieur, we go to bed early.Not like her.
391 00:45:37 She can't sleep at night, so shewalks up and down her apartment...
392 00:45:43 moves the furniture around.
393 00:45:46 She keeps meand my daughter awake.
394 00:45:49 Do you know what she did, monsieur?Jammed a broom up against my door.
395 00:45:55 I had to heave it openwith all my strength...
396 00:45:58 and I twisted a musclein my shoulder...
397 00:46:02 and now she wantsto have us thrown out.
398 00:46:04 - She can't have you thrown out.- Can't she?
399 00:46:07 - Of course not.- I never make any noise, honestly.
400 00:46:11 Even if you did, they can'tthrow you out like that.
401 00:46:15 - Are you sure?- Absolutely.
402 00:46:23 God bless you. God bless you,monsieur. Thank you.
403 00:46:40 - What about your neighbors?- Getting used to them.
404 00:46:44 I have no problem, you know.They have to get used to me too.
405 00:46:52 If they keep bugging you,Simon and I know a few ways...
406 00:46:54 of dealing with them,eh, Simon?
407 00:46:56 Sure, we know some great tricks.
408 00:46:58 Like, we could come aroundin the middle of the night...
409 00:47:00 and yell up at you from thecourtyard-- you see what I mean?
410 00:47:04 Hey, Trelkovsky! Come out fora drink! Come on now, get movin'!
411 00:47:08 Or we can knock on the floor below,after midnight, of course.
412 00:47:10 That's right.Knock on the door, shouting:
413 00:47:13 "On your feet, shitface. We're offto the park for a blow job!"
414 00:47:18 You know--
415 00:47:24 There is something oddgoing on in my building.
416 00:47:29 I quite often see peoplein the toilets...
417 00:47:32 - across the courtyard.- What are you, a peeping Tom?
418 00:47:35 Do you mean people togetherin the shithouse? Like an orgy?
419 00:47:39 No, no. They just stand therefor hours, you know?
420 00:47:44 Absolutely dead still.
421 00:47:47 They're obviouslyplaying with themselves.
422 00:47:49 Not at all.
423 00:47:50 He just told you.They stand dead still.
424 00:47:53 Can you play with yourselfwithout moving?
425 00:48:05 - What would you like to drink?- What are you having?
426 00:48:08 - Beer.- Beer's fine.
427 00:48:39 - What's the matter?- Nothing. Just--
428 00:48:43 Don't worry,I know what I'm doing.
429 00:48:50 - Turn it down a little.- Leave it alone.
430 00:48:53 They're used to it by now.
431 00:48:55 But it's too loud,even for us.
432 00:48:58 Try and get used to it.Try to enjoy it while you can.
433 00:49:02 You can't do it at home.
434 00:49:17 Neighbor.
435 00:49:19 I hope so.
436 00:49:33 I hate to bother you, monsieur.I see you have company.
437 00:49:37 But I wonder, could you turn downthe sound a little? My wife's sick.
438 00:49:42 So she's sick, is she? Well,what am I supposed to do about it?
439 00:49:45 Stop living because of her?
440 00:49:48 If she's sick,why doesn't she go to a hospital?
441 00:49:51 I'll play my records when I wantand as loud as I want.
442 00:49:56 You know, I'm a bithard of hearing myself...
443 00:49:58 but that's no reason to bedeprived of my music.
444 00:50:04 And don't try anything funny.
445 00:50:07 I know the superintendentof police.
446 00:50:15 See? That's howyou deal with 'em.
447 00:50:19 - What if his wife really is--- So what? I don't go...
448 00:50:22 moaning to him every timeI don't feel well.
449 00:50:25 He won't come back either.I can promise you that.
450 00:50:48 Just a moment, please.
451 00:52:50 Who is it?
452 00:52:53 Isn't this Simone Choule'sapartment?
453 00:53:01 Yes, it used to be.I'm the new tenant.
454 00:53:06 Has she moved then?
455 00:53:10 Come in, please.Don't stand there like that.
456 00:53:17 Nothing's happened to her,I hope.
457 00:53:21 Please sit down, Monsieur--
458 00:53:25 - Badar.- Pleased to meet you, monsieur.
459 00:53:28 My name is Trelkovsky.
460 00:53:33 I'm afraid there has beenan unfortunate, uh--
461 00:53:39 Did you know her well?
462 00:53:43 Did I know her?
463 00:53:45 She committed suicide.
464 00:53:49 Threw herself out of the window.
465 00:53:52 - If you'd like to see--- But--
466 00:53:56 But why?Why would she do a thing like that?
467 00:54:01 No one seems to know.
468 00:54:03 - Do you know Stella?- No.
469 00:54:06 She doesn't know either.
470 00:54:09 No one knows why she did it.
471 00:54:27 I went to the Egyptian departmentat the Louvre this morning.
472 00:54:35 I found a nice postcard,and I sent it to her.
473 00:54:40 What irony.
474 00:54:42 Years of affection withoutever daring to say anything.
475 00:54:46 I acted as though we werejust friends each time I saw her--
476 00:54:50 which wasn't very often,I can tell you that.
477 00:54:55 It just isn't fair.
478 00:54:58 The day I summon up enoughcourage to tell her...
479 00:55:02 I find out--
480 00:55:04 I find out she's--
481 00:55:13 Why?
482 00:55:15 Why didn't I ever tell her?
483 00:55:19 She's gone without ever knowing it.
484 00:55:23 We'll be closing now,Monsieur Trelkovsky.
485 00:55:26 - Yeah.- Life isn't worth living anymore.
486 00:55:29 - You mustn't--- That'll be six francs sixty.
487 00:55:31 You mustn't think like that.You're young. You'll forget.
488 00:55:36 Wait.
489 00:55:40 Wait a minute!
490 00:55:43 Thank you.
491 00:55:55 I can promise youshe didn't suffer.
492 00:55:58 And she didn't say anything?
493 00:56:01 - You sure?- Absolutely certain.
494 00:56:06 All right, all right.
495 00:56:09 It's my round,for Christ's sakes.
496 00:56:12 Drinks for everyone!
497 00:56:23 Everyone except him.
498 00:56:39 Don't mind him.He's drunk. Drunk.
499 00:56:44 - What you've done for me--- It's natural.
500 00:56:48 - It's not natural at all.- It is natural.
501 00:56:53 There aren't many guys aroundlike you. It's as simple as this.
502 00:57:01 You saved my life.
503 00:57:26 - Morning.- Good morning.
504 00:57:31 A cup of chocolate,Monsieur Trelkovsky?
505 00:57:34 Why not?
506 00:57:46 Could I have someGauloises Bleu, please?
507 00:57:48 Yes.
508 00:58:00 Mmm. I wanted some Gauloises.
509 00:58:04 - Gauloises Bleu.- I thought you said Marlboro.
510 00:58:07 I've run out of Gauloises.I'll send Robert out for some.
511 00:58:13 Don't bother.I'll take the Marlboro.
512 00:59:35 Yes, I know!
513 00:59:38 I know I'm making a noise!
514 00:59:42 You should have knocked beforewhen the thieves were here!
515 00:59:51 Perhaps they did knock before.
516 01:00:03 This can't go on any longer,Monsieur Trelkovsky.
517 01:00:06 You kept everyone awake again.All the neighbors are complaining.
518 01:00:10 I beg your pardon, Monsieur Zy.Are you talking about last night?
519 01:00:13 Of course I'm talking about lastnight. You made a fiendish racket.
520 01:00:17 You won't be here much longerif you continue on like that.
521 01:00:21 I'm afraid I shallbe forced to take steps.
522 01:00:24 I've been robbed, Monsieur Zy.I'm on my way to the police station.
523 01:00:30 What do you mean?My house is a respectable place.
524 01:00:34 - If you're making up nonsense--- It's true!
525 01:00:38 My television's gone,my camera, one of my suitcases.
526 01:00:45 Oh, I see. Well,I'm very sorry for you...
527 01:00:49 but why are you going to the police?
528 01:00:54 To tell them what happened.
529 01:00:57 Now, look, Monsieur Trelkovsky,this is an honest house.
530 01:01:01 - My tenants are honest people.- There's no question of it--
531 01:01:04 Let me finish. You know how carefulI am in choosing my tenants.
532 01:01:09 I let you have the apartment becauseI thought you were an honest man.
533 01:01:12 Otherwise I wouldn't havetaken a million francs.
534 01:01:16 If you go to the police, they'll behere asking all sorts of questions--
535 01:01:22 useless questions, of course--
536 01:01:24 but all that can have a disastrouseffect on our reputation here.
537 01:01:29 I'm saying thisfor your sake too.
538 01:01:31 For my sake?But what have I done?
539 01:01:33 Once you involve the police,you're looked on with suspicion.
540 01:01:39 Especially if you're not French.
541 01:01:42 But I'm a French citizen.
542 01:01:44 I know you've done nothing wrong,but other people won't know that.
543 01:01:48 They'll suspect youof God knows what.
544 01:01:51 Oh, believe me,I know what I'm talking about.
545 01:01:54 I know the superintendentof police here.
546 01:01:57 I'll have a word with him aboutall this. He'll know what to do.
547 01:02:03 Oh, by the way...
548 01:02:06 the former tenant alwayswore slippers after 10:00.
549 01:02:11 It was much more comfortablefor her...
550 01:02:17 and for the neighbors.
551 01:02:22 - A pack of Marlboros.- Gimme a pack of Gauloises.
552 01:02:26 A pack of Marlboros, please.
553 01:02:36 - Pack of Gauloises.- Eight franc sixty.
554 01:02:43 Okay, see ya next week.
555 01:03:13 Hello! How are you?
556 01:03:16 Very well, thanks. I was just goingto buy some cigarettes.
557 01:03:19 Come and join us.These are some friends of mine.
558 01:03:22 - May I?- Of course.
559 01:03:25 - Hi.- Hi.
560 01:03:30 We were justtalking about Simone.
561 01:03:33 - Simone?- Simone Choule.
562 01:03:38 This is the guy I told you about--the one I met at the hospital.
563 01:03:41 - We were the last to see her alive.- Stella told us...
564 01:03:46 Simone didn't seemto know her.
565 01:03:49 - I don't think she did.- And you?
566 01:03:51 - Me?- She didn't recognize you either?
567 01:03:56 It's hard to say.
568 01:03:59 I couldn't be sureone way or the other.
569 01:04:02 Perhaps she was trying to saysomething when she screamed.
570 01:04:08 Anyway, that's the impressionI get when I think back on it.
571 01:04:14 She was looking at youwhen she let out that cry.
572 01:04:20 - You think so?- You know...
573 01:04:22 I still have some things of hersat home. It's depressing.
574 01:04:27 - What've you got of hers?- Some books, a couple of records.
575 01:04:38 There's one of Simone's books.
576 01:04:49 - I haven't read it.- Nor have I.
577 01:04:51 I'm not interestedin Egyptology.
578 01:04:54 She left it behind one evening.You can have it if you like.
579 01:04:58 Oh, you're very kind.I would love to read it.
580 01:05:07 It's a magnificent placeyou've got here.
581 01:05:09 Better than where I live,I can tell you.
582 01:05:15 Sorry, if you don't mind measking, is the rent very high?
583 01:05:20 I don't pay for it.It belongs to my brother.
584 01:05:23 He's gone off to Perufor a few months, a year, traveling.
585 01:05:29 Look, this track.
586 01:05:36 Do you have any troublewith your neighbors?
587 01:05:39 What sort of trouble?
588 01:05:40 Well, you know...
589 01:05:43 these days, relationshipswith neighbors can get...
590 01:05:46 quite complicated.
591 01:05:49 You know, little things that getblown up out of all proportion.
592 01:05:55 You know what I mean?
593 01:05:57 No. No, I don't.
594 01:06:01 I mind my own business.
595 01:06:07 So do I.It's the best way.
596 01:06:12 If you like,I'll take you home.
597 01:06:34 Shall we go backto your place?
598 01:06:38 My place?
599 01:06:45 Okay?
600 01:06:47 Sure. Fine.
601 01:06:51 Only my place is a bit--
602 01:06:55 Well, it's a bit difficult.
603 01:06:58 - In fact, it's impossible.- Why?
604 01:07:02 - Have you got a girlfriend?- No.
605 01:07:05 Not exactly.
606 01:07:07 It's just that I've been repainting,and the place is in chaos.
607 01:07:14 We could still spenda couple of hours there, hmm?
608 01:07:18 On top of that, my uncle isjust up from the country...
609 01:07:23 staying a few days.
610 01:07:30 How about your place?
611 01:07:41 Take off your coat.
612 01:07:55 I'll be right back.
613 01:08:21 I'd love something to drink.
614 01:08:30 Cheers.
615 01:08:33 Cheers.
616 01:08:43 Why don't youtake your tie off?
617 01:08:46 You look like you'rechoking to death.
618 01:08:51 I found a toothin my apartment.
619 01:08:54 - It was in a hole.- A tooth?
620 01:08:58 In a hole?
621 01:09:00 Yeah.A hole in the wall.
622 01:09:05 Wrapped in cotton wool.
623 01:09:07 So? No need to pullsuch a long face over a tooth.
624 01:09:13 Pretty weird, though, isn't it?
625 01:09:17 Not really.
626 01:09:20 When I was young,we did it all the time.
627 01:09:23 Whenever one of my teethfell out...
628 01:09:26 I used to hide it.
629 01:09:29 My mother said it wouldturn into a coin.
630 01:09:33 A coin.
631 01:09:41 Oh, God.
632 01:09:44 - Stella, I was wondering--- Yeah?
633 01:09:47 Tooth--
634 01:09:51 Tooth is a part of ourselves,isn't it?
635 01:09:53 Like a bit of our personality.
636 01:10:01 I don't know what you mean.
637 01:10:06 I remember, in the newspaper...
638 01:10:10 a man lost his arm in an accidentand wanted to have it buried.
639 01:10:15 He wanted to do what?
640 01:10:18 Have it buried in a cemetery.
641 01:10:21 - He must have been nuts.- The authorities refused.
642 01:10:25 The arm was cremated,and that was that.
643 01:10:29 Where did this happen--in France?
644 01:10:32 I wonder if they refusedto give him the ashes.
645 01:10:37 And if so, by what right?
646 01:10:41 Haven't you got anythingmore cheerful to talk about?
647 01:10:54 All right. That'll do.
648 01:11:00 Don't worry.
649 01:11:13 Tell me--
650 01:11:15 At what precise moment...
651 01:11:20 does an individual stop beingwho he thinks he is?
652 01:11:26 You know,I don't like complications.
653 01:11:30 You cut off my arm, right?
654 01:11:32 I say me and my arm.
655 01:11:36 You cut off my other arm.
656 01:11:39 I say me and my two arms.
657 01:11:46 Take out my stomach, my kidneys--
658 01:11:51 assuming that were possible.
659 01:11:55 And I sayme and my intestines.
660 01:12:01 Follow me?
661 01:12:06 And now,if you cut off my head...
662 01:12:10 would I say...
663 01:12:13 me and my head,or me and my body?
664 01:12:20 What right has my headto call itself "me"?
665 01:12:28 What right?
666 01:13:39 Oh, God.
667 01:14:07 Monsieur Trelkovsky?
668 01:14:14 Stay! Stay, Mirza, stay.
669 01:14:18 You were out all night, huh?
670 01:14:21 Yes, I had to stay with my uncle.
671 01:14:26 He isn't well.
672 01:14:29 I'll tell Madame Diozyou're back.
673 01:14:32 Madame Dioz?
674 01:14:34 Who's Madame Dioz?
675 01:14:37 This isn't for me. Look!
676 01:14:56 "Best wishes from the Louvre.Georges Badar."
677 01:16:16 I should like to havea word with you, monsieur.
678 01:16:19 Please, come in, madame.
679 01:16:23 I am Madame Dioz.
680 01:16:29 Pleased to meet you.
681 01:16:30 This is why I've come to see you.Please read it.
682 01:16:35 It is a petition againstthe unspeakable Madame Gaderian.
683 01:16:39 She's gone too far this time.We've got to do something about it.
684 01:16:44 Look. Even Monsieur Zyhas signed. There.
685 01:16:49 Who is this Madame Gaderian?I don't know her.
686 01:16:53 You mean, you don't know her? Whodo you think makes all that noise?
687 01:16:57 It is her, my dear young man.It is her.
688 01:17:00 Do you know she does her washing upin the middle of the night?
689 01:17:05 And she whistlesat the same time.
690 01:17:08 Now, does a civilized personbehave like that?
691 01:17:11 No, I suppose not.
692 01:17:13 Well, go on then, sign. It's simplya question of solidarity.
693 01:17:17 She's making life impossible for--for the other tenants.
694 01:17:23 Is she the one who liveswith a disabled daughter?
695 01:17:27 Disabled? No.
696 01:17:30 She has a boy--a horrible, noisy brat...
697 01:17:33 who's always playing skittlesor God knows what in the corridor.
698 01:17:38 Are you sure? Are you certainshe doesn't have a young daughter?
699 01:17:44 I don't knowwhat goes on in their lair.
700 01:17:49 Ask the concierge.
701 01:17:55 I'm sorry.I'm not signing any petition.
702 01:17:59 This woman hasnever bothered me.
703 01:18:02 I've never seen heror even heard of her.
704 01:18:06 What apartment doesshe live in anyway?
705 01:18:10 I shall make a noteof your attitude.
706 01:18:13 I can see what we'redealing with here.
707 01:18:15 Everyone for himself,and never mind anyone else, hmm?
708 01:18:18 Not at all. I--
709 01:18:20 I know your type exactly,like that man opposite...
710 01:18:24 right up until the day he wasstruck down with paralysis.
711 01:18:27 Then his neighbors let himstew in his own juice.
712 01:18:31 By all means,do whatever you think best.
713 01:18:36 But I warn you:
714 01:18:38 Don't come whining to me later.
715 01:18:48 Bastards!
716 01:18:58 What do they want me to do--drop dead?
717 01:19:05 With my wife,it's always the same old--
718 01:19:19 It's for me.
719 01:20:16 It's no useplaying innocent with me.
720 01:20:19 I've heard a good deal about you,Monsieur Trelkovsky.
721 01:20:23 You specialize in breachesof the peace at night.
722 01:20:27 I'm quite amazed, Inspector.
723 01:20:30 No one has said anything to me.
724 01:20:35 I'm certainly notin the habit of making noise.
725 01:20:38 I have very few friends,and I never entertain.
726 01:20:40 I'm not interested in your stories.I have other things to do.
727 01:20:45 But I keep getting complaints. It'smy duty to maintain law and order.
728 01:20:51 So I say it once and for all:
729 01:20:53 Stop whatever it isyou're doing at night.
730 01:20:58 - Trelkovsky-- is that Russian?- Polish.
731 01:21:02 So you're not French.
732 01:21:04 - I am a French citizen.- Let me see your identity card.
733 01:21:21 It's in a very poor state.
734 01:21:25 But you haven't registeredyour change of address.
735 01:21:29 15 Rue Sedan. Where is this?
736 01:21:32 I'm terribly sorry.I'll do it at once.
737 01:21:37 You'd be well advised to.
738 01:21:40 Right. This time I shallclose my eyes to the whole business.
739 01:21:44 Just make sure I don't hearany more about you.
740 01:21:47 I won't have some littletroublemaker disturbing the peace.
741 01:21:50 Thank you very much, Inspector.
742 01:21:54 Good-bye.
743 01:22:12 Good afternoon, madame.
744 01:22:14 I would like to know who registereda complaint against me.
745 01:22:19 Do you know who it was?
746 01:22:22 If you didn't make so much noise,there wouldn't be any complaints.
747 01:22:26 Was there a petition?
748 01:22:31 Was it that woman that came tosee me the other day-- Madame Dioz?
749 01:22:37 You only haveyourself to blame.
750 01:22:41 Did you sign it?
751 01:23:18 That's it. She's won.They've all signed it.
752 01:23:22 All except you, monsieur.I've come to thank you.
753 01:23:25 You're a good person.
754 01:23:27 I don't like to getmixed up in this kind of thing.
755 01:23:29 Nonsense. No, you are a good person.I can see it in your eyes.
756 01:23:36 I got even with them...
757 01:23:38 and the concierge too;she's as bad as all of them.
758 01:23:41 I paid them back all right.They gave me the idea.
759 01:23:45 Do you know what I did?
760 01:23:48 I did it on the staircase...
761 01:23:51 in front of everyone's door.
762 01:23:56 It's their own fault.
763 01:23:57 They gave me the idea.I didn't do it by your door.
764 01:24:01 I don't want to cause youany trouble.
765 01:24:05 - How long ago?- Just now.
766 01:24:09 I would love to see their faceswhen they find out.
767 01:24:14 It serves them right,all of them.
768 01:24:17 But they--they'll say I did it!
769 01:24:19 Good night, monsieur.Sleep well.
770 01:29:49 Hey, look.
771 01:30:55 They want to drive meto suicide.
772 01:31:05 All right.I'll show them.
773 01:32:21 Just shoes.
774 01:32:25 Simply-- Where in the worlddid you find them?
775 01:32:37 Eighty francs.You're kidding.
776 01:32:39 Supermarket, yes.
777 01:32:48 She's not as youngas she thinks she is.
778 01:32:56 Beautiful, beautiful.
779 01:32:58 Adorable.
780 01:33:02 A goddess, divine.
781 01:33:21 I think I'm pregnant.
782 01:35:00 Monsters!
783 01:35:05 They'll never turn meinto Simone Choule.
784 01:35:09 Never!
785 01:35:13 Monsieur Trelkovsky.
786 01:35:18 Do you remember the conditions onwhich I let you have this apartment?
787 01:35:21 I most certainly do,Monsieur Zy.
788 01:35:23 May I know what you'rereferring to?
789 01:35:25 I'm referring to what I saidabout women.
790 01:35:27 Oh, yes, of course.
791 01:35:29 Then why do youbring them around here?
792 01:35:33 What? I never broughtany women around here.
793 01:35:37 I know what I'm talking about.
794 01:35:39 You had a woman up in your room.You can't deny it.
795 01:35:43 I'll turn a blind eyeto it this time...
796 01:35:46 but this is the last time.
797 01:35:49 I hope that's clear.
798 01:35:59 Good morning,Monsieur Trelkovsky.
799 01:36:14 Bring me a coffee.
800 01:36:16 - You don't want a chocolate?- I just told you, I want a coffee.
801 01:36:19 But you always have a chocolate.
802 01:36:21 You always serve mewithout asking what I want.
803 01:36:24 Now, today I am telling you.I'd like a coffee.
804 01:36:37 I'm sorry, but the problem is,you see...
805 01:36:41 the machine's broken down.
806 01:36:44 - Sure you won't have a chocolate?- No!
807 01:36:47 - Why the hell should I?- It's nothing to get sore about.
808 01:36:50 I'll have a glass of red wine.
809 01:36:53 I suppose you'reout of Gauloises.
810 01:36:56 That's right.We've only got Marlboros.
811 01:36:58 You can keep them.
812 01:37:02 I know just what you are up to.
813 01:37:04 Goddamn murderers!
814 01:37:09 No good looking at me like that.
815 01:37:12 I know exactlywhat your little scheme is.
816 01:37:33 - What's wrong?- My boat.
817 01:37:36 - Which one?- The red one.
818 01:37:45 - What's your name?- Patrick.
819 01:37:53 And you've lost your boat--the red one?
820 01:37:58 Okay, I'll get it back for you.
821 01:38:10 Filthy little brat!
822 01:39:03 Mother. Mother!
823 01:39:38 It's him! He's there!
824 01:40:31 I'll fight.
825 01:40:35 I'll fight to the bitter end.
826 01:43:44 Who is it?
827 01:43:46 It's me, Trelkovsky.
828 01:43:54 - Were you sleeping?- What's the matter?
829 01:44:01 Sorry to bother youat this hour of the morning.
830 01:44:04 Do you mind if Istayed here for a while?
831 01:44:13 You're strange.
832 01:44:17 You must tell me.I wouldn't mind, really.
833 01:44:22 No. No, of courseyou can stay.
834 01:44:34 - Look, you're hurt.- It's nothing, really.
835 01:44:42 - But it's filthy.- That's nothing.
836 01:44:45 Oh, wait, wait.I think I've got some--
837 01:44:49 some things here.
838 01:45:09 How did you do that?
839 01:45:12 It's them.
840 01:45:14 Who?
841 01:45:17 They're trying to kill me.
842 01:45:22 Drive me to suicide.
843 01:45:24 What are you talking about?
844 01:45:28 Who's trying to kill you?
845 01:45:30 Stella, I've been lying to you.
846 01:45:35 I'm living in her apartment.
847 01:45:38 Whose apartment?
848 01:45:40 Simone's.
849 01:45:42 I rented Simone Choule's apartment.
850 01:45:47 - How did you rent it?- She died because of the neighbors.
851 01:45:52 It was a plot.
852 01:45:54 A plot against Simone?You're completely insane.
853 01:45:58 I'm not insane. Listen.
854 01:46:00 They forced herto commit suicide.
855 01:46:03 I can prove it.
856 01:46:06 And they are tryingto do the same thing to me.
857 01:46:10 Everything's ready. They worked itall out, every detail.
858 01:46:14 Do you know whatthey've been doing to me?
859 01:46:17 It's--
860 01:46:20 It's so appalling...
861 01:46:22 so incredible thatI can hardly tell you...
862 01:46:26 yet it's true, I swear it.
863 01:46:29 Oh, tell me.Tell me. I'm listening.
864 01:46:36 They've been trying toturn me into Simone Choule.
865 01:46:44 There now. I'm your friend.I'm going to help you.
866 01:46:49 Come now.
867 01:46:51 You're exhausted.Lie down.
868 01:46:59 I'm going to leave Parisin a couple of days.
869 01:47:02 - They'll never find me.- That's the best thing to do.
870 01:47:08 You're the only oneI can trust.
871 01:47:11 Aren't you?
872 01:47:51 It's me, Stella.
873 01:47:53 Don't be frightened.
874 01:47:57 You do recognize me,don't you?
875 01:48:03 Sorry.
876 01:48:06 I was having a nightmare.
877 01:48:08 I must get to work now.I'm late.
878 01:48:10 I'll be back around 8:00.I've left your breakfast ready.
879 01:48:16 - I love you.- And I love you.
880 01:48:23 I even went out andbought you some croissants.
881 01:48:28 Please stay with me.Don't leave me alone.
882 01:48:30 Oh, now, listen.I'm late.
883 01:48:32 If you want to go out,just leave the keys under the mat.
884 01:48:35 I'll get another pair made tomorrow.We'll each have our own set then.
885 01:48:42 - Please don't go.- Don't be naughty now.
886 01:48:45 You're to be goodand stay here.
887 01:48:50 You've got everything you need.
888 01:48:53 If you like, you can go outand get some fresh air.
889 01:48:56 I'll bring some foodback this evening.
890 01:48:59 We'll eat in, or go outto a restaurant, if you like.
891 01:49:04 We'll see how you feel.
892 01:49:07 See you tonight then.
893 01:50:12 Is anyone there?
894 01:50:45 Filthy bitch!
895 01:50:49 They're all in it together.
896 01:51:35 - Stop here. Stop, stop.- Hey, what's wrong?
897 01:51:38 Nothing. I'm getting out.
898 01:52:37 - Is that all right?- Yeah.
899 01:53:34 Thank you, monsieur.Thank you very much.
900 01:53:47 Have you got any ideawhere I can buy a gun?
901 01:53:51 - I'll pay good money.- Get the hell out of here, punk!
902 01:53:56 - This bugger wants to buy a gun!- What?
903 01:54:03 I'll tell the cops,you little shit!
904 01:54:34 I told you not to drive so fast.Now look what's happened.
905 01:54:51 Monsieur, are you hurt?
906 01:54:53 People who can't drive shouldtake taxis, you old jerks.
907 01:54:56 How dare you say that! My wifehasn't had an accident in 25 years.
908 01:55:00 He's right. The guy walkedright under the wheels.
909 01:55:04 - I saw the whole thing.- Let me through, please.
910 01:55:06 Excuse me. Let me through.Let me through.
911 01:55:09 Excuse me. Excuse me.I'm a doctor.
912 01:55:33 Murderers.
913 01:55:37 Believe me, my wife and I arevery upset about what has happened.
914 01:55:41 Please stand back.On the curb.
915 01:55:44 - Back.- Officer. This is how it happened.
916 01:55:46 Your ID, please.Yours too, monsieur.
917 01:55:50 You're very lucky.
918 01:55:53 Only a few scratches.
919 01:55:56 Nothing broken.
920 01:55:58 But you should have an X ray.
921 01:56:05 It's not serious. A mild case ofdelirium tremens, in my opinion.
922 01:56:09 The driver and her husband madea statement. They'll drive him home.
923 01:56:13 Is that all right, Doctor?Or should I call for an ambulance?
924 01:56:16 Well, if this gentleman canmanage it, it'd be fine.
925 01:56:19 We'd be glad to give this poor mana lift home. Of course.
926 01:56:29 We'll take you home, huh?
927 01:56:41 That is preposterous!No! Please!
928 01:56:45 - They were trying to kill me.- Yeah?
929 01:56:47 They were playing footballwith a human head.
930 01:56:49 I'll give him a shotof something to calm him down.
931 01:56:52 No. No injection.
932 01:56:54 I don't want any injection.
933 01:56:58 I don't want an injection.
934 01:57:01 They tried to kill me.
935 01:58:06 Mirza, quiet down!
936 01:58:12 Good evening, madam. This gentlemanhas had a slight accident.
937 01:58:17 Nothing serious, though.Nothing to worry about, but--
938 01:58:20 - What did he do now?- Let's get him up to the apartment.
939 01:58:25 How did it happen?
940 01:58:27 He sort of jumped outin front of the car, and--
941 01:58:31 Luckily my wifehas very good reflexes.
942 01:58:37 What's going on here?
943 01:58:40 It's him again.
944 01:58:43 Oh, that bastard!
945 02:01:03 Stay. Stay, Mirza.
946 02:01:21 - What was that?- Down in the courtyard.
947 02:01:50 We'd better call an ambulance.Go get one, quick.
948 02:01:55 You shouldn't move!
949 02:02:01 Monsieur, I swearI am not Simone Choule.
950 02:02:03 Quick, get him a blanket.
951 02:02:05 Two suicides in succession.
952 02:02:08 - It's quite unbelievable.- Look at his clothes. He's insane.
953 02:02:14 And we just finishedrepairing the roof.
954 02:02:17 I knew there was something wrongwith him the first time I saw him.
955 02:02:26 Oh, God, Monsieur Trelkovsky! Bereasonable. Wait for the ambulance.
956 02:02:49 You gang of killers!
957 02:02:52 I'll show you some blood.
958 02:02:58 You wanted a clean death,didn't you?
959 02:03:01 - Be reasonable.- It's going to be dirty.
960 02:03:05 Unforgettable.
961 02:03:07 It was better last time,wasn't it?
962 02:03:10 Well, I'm not Simone Choule.
963 02:03:14 I'm Trelkovsky!
964 02:03:27 All right, all right.What's going on?
965 02:03:30 - A tenant jumped out of a window.- Again?
966 02:03:33 - You must get them wholesale.- Where is he now?
967 02:03:36 He's gone back upto his apartment.
968 02:03:38 I think he must have hadsome kind of a brainstorm.
969 02:03:42 He's gonna jump again!
970 02:03:44 - Tuck into the gallery.- Take it easy! Don't move!
971 02:03:48 - We'll come up and get you, okay?- Be reasonable now.
972 02:03:52 - Please! It's enough.- Why is this happening?
973 02:03:56 - Oh, God, no.- Don't do anything silly!
974 02:04:17 Are you a friend of hers?
975 02:04:20 Oh, I'm sorry.
976 02:04:26 What on earthcould have happened?
977 02:04:29 Why would she doa thing like that?
978 02:04:33 To tell you the truth,I'm not a friend of hers at all.
979 02:04:37 I hardly know her,actually, but--
980 02:04:43 Simone.
981 02:04:48 You do recognize me,don't you?
982 02:04:52 It's me, Stella.
983 02:04:55 Your friend, Stella.
984 02:04:58 Don't you recognize me?
