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1 00:00:53 Good evening, folks, hmm...
2 00:00:55 Good evening, you slags.
3 00:00:56 No, good evening, folks.
4 00:00:58 So, who is Robbie Williams?
5 00:01:01 Well, I've been calledmany things -
6 00:01:03 narcissistic, punchable,shit-eating twat,
7 00:01:06 but while I'm all those things,
8 00:01:08 I wanna show youhow I really see myself.
9 00:01:11 So sit back, relax,
10 00:01:13 while I give you a rightfucking entertaining.
11 00:01:18 So, the story starts...
12 00:01:23 1982, Stoke-on-Trent.
13 00:01:25 The arse-end of thenorth of England.
14 00:01:27 Mitchell.
15 00:01:28 It may look grubbyand deprived...
16 00:01:30 - Troy.- But deep down...
17 00:01:31 - Wayne.- ...it was grubby and deprived.
18 00:01:33 Mason.
19 00:01:34 I didn't have much,
20 00:01:35 but at leastI had the respect...
21 00:01:36 - Crystal.- ...and admiration of my peers.
22 00:01:38 What?!
23 00:01:40 They just hadtrouble showing it.
24 00:01:42 - Robert.- Yes! Come on!
25 00:01:44 Oi! Right, knobhead,pass the ball to Nate
26 00:01:47 and let him do the rest.
27 00:01:48 Positions!
28 00:01:50 Oi! The fuck you off to?You're in goal.
29 00:01:52 - But--- Don't fuck it up.
30 00:01:54 I'm like a chainmail condom,nothing's getting through.
31 00:01:57 Whoo! Let's go, slags!
32 00:01:59 I had plenty of balls.
33 00:02:01 But I couldn't stopa single one.
34 00:02:03 I wasn't ready. Ohh!
35 00:02:05 - Nice one, dickhead.- Come on!
36 00:02:08 Oh!
37 00:02:10 Robert Williams,captain of Port Vale.
38 00:02:20 You really are fuckinguseless, aren't ya?
39 00:02:25 Little bitch!
40 00:02:29 It's alright, Rob.
41 00:02:30 Nate, just leave it.
42 00:02:32 Yeah...Yeah, jog on, you tit.
43 00:02:36 Right, come on, let's go.
44 00:02:39 You're a fucking nobody!
45 00:02:44 See, where I grew up,
46 00:02:45 you were meant to act small.
47 00:02:47 But the thing is,my DNA is cabaret.
48 00:02:50 I came out of the wombwith jazz hands.
49 00:02:52 Which was very painfulfor my mum.
50 00:02:54 Heading downstairsfor a bit.
51 00:02:56 One of the barmen'scalled in sick.
52 00:02:59 Goodnight, sweetheart.Straight to bed, yeah?
53 00:03:02 - Don't let him ruin his dinner.- Bye, love.
54 00:03:04 鈾?And now the end is near
55 00:03:07 鈾?And soI face the final curtain 鈾?/i>
56 00:03:13 鈾?My friend
57 00:03:15 鈾?I'll make it clear
58 00:03:17 How's about a warm handon my entrance?
59 00:03:20 鈾?Of which I'm certain
60 00:03:22 鈾?Of which I'm certain
61 00:03:24 鈾?I've liveda life that's full 鈾?/i>
62 00:03:29 鈾?I've travelled eachand every highway 鈾?/i>
63 00:03:35 - 鈾?And more... 鈾?/i>- Thank you.
64 00:03:37 Thank you.Thank you...
65 00:03:40 鈾?I did it my way
66 00:03:45 My dad was well enamoured
67 00:03:47 by the stars of the day -
68 00:03:48 Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jrand, of course, Sinatra.
69 00:03:54 They were gods to him.
70 00:03:56 Youth, you hear that?That's pure love, that is.
71 00:04:01 It don't come cheap, mind.
72 00:04:03 You've got to risk it all -whatever it takes.
73 00:04:06 Because if you make it...
74 00:04:09 ...it's paradise.
75 00:04:11 Thing is, you can't learn it.
76 00:04:13 You're either born with it...
77 00:04:17 ...or you're a nobody.
78 00:04:18 鈾?And more
79 00:04:20 鈾?Much more than this,I did it... 鈾?/i>
80 00:04:26 - Light 'em up!- Light 'em up!
81 00:04:28 鈾?Yes, there were times
82 00:04:31 鈾?I guess you knew
83 00:04:34 鈾?When I bit offmore than I could chew 鈾?/i>
84 00:04:40 鈾?And through it allwhen there was doubt 鈾?/i>
85 00:04:45 鈾?I ate it up and spit it out
86 00:04:51 鈾?I grew talland through it all 鈾?/i>
87 00:04:55 - Dad! Dad!- 鈾?And did it my--
88 00:04:58 Oh, fuck it!
89 00:04:59 - Now, look what you've--- Sorry.
90 00:05:01 I had a full headof steam then, and all.
91 00:05:03 - I can fix it.- Get out the way.
92 00:05:04 - We can sing without it.- It's not the same.
93 00:05:07 - Or... or we could--- Robert!
94 00:05:09 I think it's time for a bath.
95 00:05:11 But I want to keep going.
96 00:05:13 Just go with your nan, will ya!
97 00:05:14 Come on, love. Come on.
98 00:05:16 Stupid...Come on, blue eyes...
99 00:05:19 - 鈾?My way... 鈾?/i>- Yes.
100 00:05:26 - Nan?- Hm-mm.
101 00:05:30 What is...'it'?
102 00:05:33 What do you mean?
103 00:05:35 Dad said you haveto be born with 'it'...
104 00:05:39 - ...and maybe I wasn't.- Ohhh.
105 00:05:41 Believe me, whatever 'it' is,you got more than your share.
106 00:05:47 You're just saying that.
107 00:05:48 I'm bloody well not.
108 00:05:50 I wouldn't changea hair on your head.
109 00:05:55 What is it, love?
110 00:05:57 I don't want to be a nobody.
111 00:06:00 Oh, love, there's nosuch thing as a nobody.
112 00:06:05 Remember...
113 00:06:10 This might feel good.
114 00:06:13 But this...
115 00:06:15 ...this is what matters.
116 00:06:20 You're enough.
117 00:06:25 I was nine years old
118 00:06:27 when I got my first real tasteof the limelight.
119 00:06:29 And I still rememberthat taste -
120 00:06:32 pure, unadulterated terror.
121 00:06:36 Have you seenthe fit one with the big bulge?
122 00:06:38 After the show,I'm going to touch him
123 00:06:41 where his bathing suit goes.
124 00:06:43 I'm going to fuck it up,I know it.
125 00:06:45 So what?No one will notice.
126 00:06:47 My dad will.
127 00:06:49 Just go out there, sing yourfucking song and walk off.
128 00:06:53 That's not enough!He'll see right through me.
129 00:06:55 What am I going to do?
130 00:06:56 I don't know. I'm justdoing this for the sausage.
131 00:07:02 In the next three seconds,
132 00:07:04 I'm going to be found out.
133 00:07:06 They'll see that I'm ugly,I'm stupid, I'm untalented.
134 00:07:10 I'm not good at anything.
135 00:07:21 But there isone skill I'd practised
136 00:07:23 more than any otherchild in the world.
137 00:07:26 Light 'em up.
138 00:07:28 And that's for showing off.
139 00:07:31 How's about a warm handon my entrance?
140 00:07:39 You see,I thought to become famous
141 00:07:41 you had to be really,really good.
142 00:07:43 Turns out you just have toshow off and be a bit cheeky.
143 00:07:47 Put your hands togetherfor our next contestant -
144 00:07:50 - Peter Williams.- He's probably embarrassed.
145 00:07:53 Thank you very much.
146 00:07:57 You know the difference between
147 00:07:59 an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'?
148 00:08:01 Well, it's about three inches.
149 00:08:05 鈾?For I am a Pirate King
150 00:08:08 鈾?You are!Hurrah for the Pirate King 鈾?/i>
151 00:08:11 I usually goover people's heads.
152 00:08:13 鈾?It's great to bea Pirate King 鈾?/i>
153 00:08:15 鈾?It is!Hurrah for the Pirate King 鈾?/i>
154 00:08:17 Ooh, naughty!
155 00:08:18 Hurrahfor the Pirate... 鈾?/i>
156 00:08:19 鈾?Pirate...
157 00:08:21 Oh, ho, oh!Eyes off my bum.
158 00:08:26 鈾?..King
159 00:08:31 Hurrah!
160 00:08:39 Yes, Robert!
161 00:08:42 Whoo!
162 00:08:50 You're useless!
163 00:08:52 You're a disgrace!
164 00:08:55 You're a fucking nobody!
165 00:08:59 Look at you...
166 00:09:04 I fucking hate you.
167 00:09:07 My dad wonfive quid that night.
168 00:09:09 Oh, you're kidding me!
169 00:09:12 Although it mightas well have been five million.
170 00:09:16 Thank you very much.
171 00:09:18 You have been wonderfuland I've been Peter Will--
172 00:09:24 Conway. I'm Peter Conway!
173 00:09:29 Not onlydid he change his name.
174 00:09:32 He changed his life.
175 00:09:35 One day he went to watchthe FA Cup Final.
176 00:09:38 Unfortunately,he didn't come back.
177 00:09:42 The audience beckoned
178 00:09:44 and he left us to beone step closer to his gods.
179 00:09:49 鈾?Come on hold my hand
180 00:09:53 鈾?I wanna contact the living 鈾?/i>
181 00:09:58 鈾?Not sure I understand
182 00:10:03 鈾?This role I've been given
183 00:10:08 鈾?I sit and talk to God
184 00:10:12 鈾?He just laughs at my plans
185 00:10:18 鈾?My head speaks a language
186 00:10:22 鈾?I don't understand
187 00:10:28 鈾?I just wanna feel real love 鈾?/i>
188 00:10:32 鈾?Feel the love ever after
189 00:10:37 鈾?There's a hole in my soul
190 00:10:39 鈾?You can see it in my faceIt's a real big place 鈾?/i>
191 00:10:47 鈾?I need to feel real love
192 00:10:51 鈾?And the love ever after
193 00:10:56 鈾?I cannot get enough
194 00:11:05 Don't worry, Mum.We'll be alright.
195 00:11:12 Light 'em up.
196 00:11:16 鈾?I just wanna feel real love
197 00:11:21 鈾?Feel the home that I live in
198 00:11:26 鈾?'Cause I got too much life
199 00:11:28 鈾?Running through my veinsgoing to waste 鈾?/i>
200 00:11:36 鈾?I just wanna feel real love
201 00:11:40 鈾?Feel the life ever after
202 00:11:45 鈾?There's a hole in my soul
203 00:11:47 鈾?You can see it in my faceIt's a real big place 鈾?/i>
204 00:11:55 鈾?Come on hold my... hand
205 00:11:59 鈾?I wanna contact the living 鈾?/i>
206 00:12:04 鈾?Not sure I understand
207 00:12:09 鈾?This role I've been given
208 00:12:14 鈾?Not sure I understand
209 00:12:19 鈾?Not sure I understand
210 00:12:24 鈾?Not sure I understand
211 00:12:55 Next!
212 00:12:58 Take a pamphlet,sign the form,
213 00:13:00 shut the door on your way out.
214 00:13:04 No, you're alright.
215 00:13:05 I know what I'm going to be.
216 00:13:07 Oh, aye, what's that then?
217 00:13:10 Famous! I'm goingto sing and dance.
218 00:13:14 I'm writing lyrics and all.
219 00:13:16 I've seen your grades, lad.
220 00:13:18 You couldn't rubtwo words together.
221 00:13:23 "The world is mine to claim.
222 00:13:25 "All I needis a fuckload of fame.
223 00:13:27 "Ooh, ooh, yeah."
224 00:13:30 Listen, don't embarrassyourself, yeah?
225 00:13:33 This, it's not for you.Keep your feet on the ground.
226 00:13:51 You might want toframe that.
227 00:13:54 - Tosser!- Next!
228 00:13:57 鈾?I've got the power
229 00:13:59 Whoo!
230 00:14:03 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
231 00:14:04 Hey! Oh!
232 00:14:06 鈾?I've got the power
233 00:14:08 Oh, do it, Nate!
234 00:14:10 Fuck me! You'd makea fucking awful stripper.
235 00:14:12 - You know that?- Fuck off.
236 00:14:14 Oh, that's my backup plan.
237 00:14:17 Hey, you shouldcome work with me.
238 00:14:19 Flint's alwayslooking for people.
239 00:14:20 Isn't he thatflashy cunt in the coupe?
240 00:14:22 Yeah, but he's proper.Double glazing.
241 00:14:24 Easy job, easy money.
242 00:14:25 How'd you meet him?
243 00:14:27 - I shagged his mum.- Fucking hell!
244 00:14:30 Ah, it's alright, he knows.
245 00:14:32 His dad wouldn't bebest pleased, though.
246 00:14:36 Fucking have that!
247 00:14:38 So have you told himabout the trials?
248 00:14:40 - Nah.- Well, you better.
249 00:14:42 That scout wasfucking excited.
250 00:14:44 I thought he was going to blowyou right there on the pitch.
251 00:14:46 Fuck off!I'm not going to the trials.
252 00:14:49 - I'm not going to the trials.- Rubbish.
253 00:14:51 - I'm not.- What?
254 00:14:55 Think of the money.The supermodels.
255 00:14:59 The fans screaming for ya.
256 00:15:01 Yeah, I don't needall that fancy shit.
257 00:15:03 - Fucking hell, Nate!- Alright, calm down.
258 00:15:05 You've got a ticket to heavenand you're going to stay here?
259 00:15:08 Oh, yeah, it's like you withyour singing, isn't it?
260 00:15:10 I just do it 'cause I love it.
261 00:15:12 Who gives a fuckif you love it?
262 00:15:16 What matters is that otherpeople love you doing it.
263 00:15:22 You'll have toget yourself to school.
264 00:15:23 I can't face it.
265 00:15:25 I've got a bastardof a headache.
266 00:15:27 And an exam, which youbetter have studied for.
267 00:15:29 Why do you thinkmy head's pounding?
268 00:15:30 You'll have more than apounding head if you haven't.
269 00:15:32 Oh, I love it whenshe talks dirty.
270 00:15:34 You're going.
271 00:15:35 I'd take you, but I've gota million deliveries.
272 00:15:38 God knows I've already hadone man lounging about...
273 00:15:40 A musicmanager in Manchester
274 00:15:42 is holding auditions...
275 00:15:43 Shh....for young men...
276 00:15:44 Don't you bloody shush me.
277 00:15:45 - ...in singing and dancing.- Mum! Shush.
278 00:15:47 The man behind the venture,Nigel Martin Smith,
279 00:15:49 is creating a new boy band.
280 00:15:52 I didn't think you'reinterested in boy bands.
281 00:15:54 Mum, quick.Quick! Quick! Write it down.
282 00:15:57 - Doors open at 9 AM...- This is it!
283 00:15:59 This is it!
284 00:16:03 I'm going to be fucking famous!
285 00:16:05 Shut up, you tit!
286 00:16:07 Oh, fuck off, Glen!
287 00:16:11 鈾?Para bailarLa Bamba 鈾?/i>
288 00:16:13 鈾?Para bailar La Bamba
289 00:16:15 鈾?Se necesita unapoca de gracia... 鈾?/i>
290 00:16:17 Whoo! Whoo!
291 00:16:19 He makes my tizzer go foo,he does.
292 00:16:22 鈾?Y arriba y arriba
293 00:16:24 鈾?Ba, Ba, BambaBa, Ba, Bamba 鈾?/i>
294 00:16:33 Thank you.
295 00:16:41 Light 'em up.
296 00:16:51 I'm Robert.
297 00:16:53 Nigel Martin Smithwas, for legal reasons,
298 00:16:56 an absolute sweetheart.
299 00:16:59 Well, go on then.
300 00:17:01 And a first-class cunt.
301 00:17:10 鈾?A buzzard took a monkeyfor a ride in the air 鈾?/i>
302 00:17:12 鈾?The monkey thought thateverything was on the square 鈾?/i>
303 00:17:15 鈾?The buzzard tried to throwthe monkey off of his back 鈾?/i>
304 00:17:18 鈾?The monkeygrabbed his neck 鈾?/i>
305 00:17:19 鈾?And said,"Now listen, Jack" 鈾?/i>
306 00:17:21 鈾?Straighten up and fly right
307 00:17:25 鈾?Straighten upand stay right 鈾?/i>
308 00:17:28 鈾?Straighten up and fly right
309 00:17:30 鈾?Cool down, Papa,don't you blow your top 鈾?/i>
310 00:17:33 鈾?Ain't no use in divin'--
311 00:17:35 He's bored of you.
312 00:17:37 Look at you.You've got no talent.
313 00:17:39 You're not fucking Sinatra.
314 00:17:41 鈾?Straighten up and fly right
315 00:17:44 鈾?Cool down, Papa,don't you blow your top 鈾?/i>
316 00:17:47 Okay, that'll do, lad.
317 00:17:50 You do know this is a pop band?
318 00:17:52 Yeah.
319 00:17:53 Tell you what,I'll do Milli Vanilli's--
320 00:17:55 No!
321 00:18:00 Cheers then.
322 00:18:12 So, shall we tell themthat you found your man
323 00:18:14 and they can all fuck offhome then, yeah?
324 00:18:17 No, don't you get up.
325 00:18:18 It'll be my pleasure.
326 00:18:21 And if I hadn'twinked in that moment,
327 00:18:24 none of thiswould've happened.
328 00:18:27 I wouldn't even be heretalking to you.
329 00:18:30 Shhhh!
330 00:18:32 Break a leg,you slags.
331 00:18:34 Cheeky little bastard.
332 00:18:36 He wouldn't knowtalent if it jumped up
333 00:18:37 and bit him on the cock.
334 00:18:39 It's only beena few hours, love.
335 00:18:41 He's got no eye for it, Nan.
336 00:18:43 You have to wait.
337 00:18:47 I fucked it.
338 00:18:51 He saw right through me.
339 00:18:54 I mean, look at me.
340 00:18:57 Do I look likea pop star to you?
341 00:18:59 You look likeyou always look.
342 00:19:02 Exactly.
343 00:19:03 A talentless fuck...
344 00:19:05 ...who's going to diealone and fat
345 00:19:07 and be craned outof his shitpit in Stoke.
346 00:19:13 Aaagh!
347 00:19:14 Fuck, Nan!Hello?
348 00:19:17 Youth?
349 00:19:19 Dad.
350 00:19:21 Um, your voiceis so low now.
351 00:19:24 Thought I had thewrong number.
352 00:19:27 - How are you, Dad?- Never better. Never better.
353 00:19:30 Now listen, um, I haven't gotlong, but, uh, I was thinking -
354 00:19:35 how about you come visit?
355 00:19:37 - Really?- Yeah, why not?
356 00:19:39 School holidaysare coming up.
357 00:19:41 You should come see whatthe old man's been up to.
358 00:19:43 Yes.
359 00:19:44 I mean, yeah, definitely!
360 00:19:46 Smashing!Alright, I better go.
361 00:19:48 A full house waits forno man and all that!
362 00:19:50 - It'll be good to see ya, lad.- Light 'em up, Dad--
363 00:19:57 - Oh, Robert.- Oh!
364 00:20:01 Come on!
365 00:20:07 - Oh, love.- Bloody hell, Nan.
366 00:20:08 Oh, Lord.
367 00:20:10 Is everybodyhaving a good time?
368 00:20:14 Peter can't hear you.You having a good time?
369 00:20:19 I was lucky enoughto grace the stage
370 00:20:21 with this next actat a talent competition.
371 00:20:24 I'll never forget it.He gave me a five.
372 00:20:26 Oooh.
373 00:20:27 Oh, it was sadder than that.
374 00:20:29 - Oooh.- Oooh.
375 00:20:30 So please putyour hands together
376 00:20:32 for the irresistible...
377 00:20:35 ...the irrepressible...
378 00:20:39 ...the irreplaceable...
379 00:20:41 Ooh!
380 00:20:42 I give him a ten out of ten -Mr. Terry Swinton.
381 00:20:50 I've warmedthem up for ya.
382 00:20:53 鈾?Oh, the shark haspretty teeth, dear 鈾?/i>
383 00:20:59 I thought I was losing thatstage left table for a bit,
384 00:21:01 but I won them back, didn't I?
385 00:21:03 Oh, yeah.
386 00:21:06 I'm glad you reached out.
387 00:21:08 It was a shock, but, you know,in a good way.
388 00:21:11 I thought it wasabout time, youth.
389 00:21:16 Hey, I forgot to tell you,I'm joining this pop band.
390 00:21:20 Really? When...when do you start?
391 00:21:22 Well, I'm notdefinitely in yet, but...
392 00:21:25 - Oh...- Well, no.
393 00:21:26 It's just thatI haven't heard back--
394 00:21:28 - Watch it!- Oh, sorry.
395 00:21:31 鈾?Now, Mack, he's spending...
396 00:21:33 Terry's the bollocks,isn't he?
397 00:21:36 Yeah.
398 00:21:40 Actually, you might wantto keep that bed out for me.
399 00:21:43 Failed my exams -complete fucking balls-up.
400 00:21:47 Mum's going to put me on thefirst bus back when I tell her.
401 00:21:54 Fucking hopeless.
402 00:21:57 You've got to learn from this.
403 00:22:00 You're right.
404 00:22:01 All of this.
405 00:22:03 'Cause, you know,you're learning from the best.
406 00:22:05 鈾?Back in town
407 00:22:07 鈾?Look out, old Mack is back
408 00:22:14 Let's hear it again.Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten.
409 00:22:23 Seeing my dad
410 00:22:24 surrounded by thestars of yesteryear
411 00:22:26 galvanised my needto become famous.
412 00:22:31 But I had a moreimmediate problem.
413 00:22:34 What's Mum going to be like
414 00:22:35 when I tell herI failed my exams?
415 00:22:37 Fucked up the rest of my life.
416 00:22:41 - Did you have a good time?- Yeah. Smashing.
417 00:22:44 - How is he?- Great.
418 00:22:49 I, erm...
419 00:22:51 I've got somethingto tell you.
420 00:22:52 So have I.
421 00:22:55 - I failed...- You're in that band.
422 00:22:56 What?
423 00:22:58 You got in!You're in that band.
424 00:23:02 Yes!
425 00:23:04 And I never had to tell her
426 00:23:06 I failed my exams - until now.
427 00:23:08 Sorry, Mum.
428 00:23:12 - Shut up, you tit!- Oh, fuck off, Glen!
429 00:23:18 Mother!
430 00:23:23 Nigel was my introduction
431 00:23:25 to the adult world.
432 00:23:26 He was fucking terrifying,like Willy Wonka.
433 00:23:29 But what did I care?
434 00:23:30 I was 15, I was going to havefour older brothers,
435 00:23:33 and we were goingto take over the world.
436 00:23:36 Howard Donald, panelbeater.
437 00:23:38 If you got a dent on your car,Howard would pound it out.
438 00:23:43 Jason Orange wasa featured dancer
439 00:23:45 on a genre-definingTV music show
440 00:23:48 called 'The Hit Man and Her'.
441 00:23:52 Mark Owen...
442 00:23:55 Little Marco was... lovely.
443 00:23:59 And then of course...
444 00:24:04 Come here, you.
445 00:24:05 There was Gary Barlow,
446 00:24:07 and my first thought was,
447 00:24:08 who's this dickheadin those trainers?
448 00:24:11 They are so three years ago.
449 00:24:14 Gary was a genius.An actual genius.
450 00:24:16 鈾?Once upon a timeI was falling in love... 鈾?/i>
451 00:24:18 He'd been playingthe working men's clubs
452 00:24:20 since he was 12 years old
453 00:24:22 and was earning moremoney than his teachers.
454 00:24:24 鈾?There's nothing I can do
455 00:24:25 鈾?A total eclipseof the heart 鈾?/i>
456 00:24:30 Trouble was -Gary sang like an angel,
457 00:24:32 but he danced like a twat.
458 00:24:36 Seven, eight.Hit! Hit!
459 00:24:38 You gotta bring the energy.Come on!
460 00:24:40 ...seven, eight. Foot and...
461 00:24:43 I recall thinkingtwo things that day -
462 00:24:46 a fifth of the spotlightis better than nothing, and...
463 00:24:50 ...if anyone fromStoke sees me,
464 00:24:53 I'm fucking dead.
465 00:25:01 Tikka masalas all round,
466 00:25:02 no coriander for the boys.
467 00:25:04 - Thank you.- No coriander?
468 00:25:06 Whenever Nigeltook us out for dinner,
469 00:25:07 he would always say...
470 00:25:09 I'll put this on your account.
471 00:25:10 He wasn't joking.He recouped it all.
472 00:25:13 Look around the table, go on.
473 00:25:18 In five years, we're all goingto hate each other.
474 00:25:26 But we'll be fucking rich.
475 00:25:29 Now, first things first.
476 00:25:31 We work up our act,we take it on the road.
477 00:25:33 What about a record deal?
478 00:25:35 Well, that will come,we'll get your demo sent out,
479 00:25:37 we'll let thebidding war begin.
480 00:25:39 - Ah, but...- Yes.
481 00:25:41 Before that, let's shore upyour backstories.
482 00:25:45 Mark and Jason, you were ina breakdancing group together.
483 00:25:49 Gary and Howard, you were ina band called The Cutest Rush.
484 00:25:52 Was I the lead?
485 00:25:53 You weren't then, my chicken,and you're not now.
486 00:25:55 Fuck off!
487 00:25:57 Robert, you hada bit part in 'Brookside'.
488 00:26:00 Oh, I was fucking great,wasn't I?
489 00:26:01 You were a bit much, frankly.
490 00:26:04 Nige, can't we just sayI'm a songwriter?
491 00:26:06 I've got a ton of lyrics.
492 00:26:07 Well, I can hold my breathfor two minutes
493 00:26:09 but I'm not trying to bea fucking submarine, am I?
494 00:26:15 Gary writes the songs, yeah?
495 00:26:19 You lot toe the line.
496 00:26:22 Oh, and also, your name's notRobert anymore - it's Robbie.
497 00:26:26 Oh, tuck in, lads.
498 00:26:28 I fucking hatedthe name Robbie,
499 00:26:30 but it was the single bestthing Nigel did for me.
500 00:26:34 Robbie became a character.Something I could hide behind.
501 00:26:37 Oh, now, the name of the band?
502 00:26:39 Oh, Nige,I've got a good one.
503 00:26:41 Kick It!
504 00:26:42 That's fucking awful.
505 00:26:46 I've already got the nameand it's brilliant.
506 00:26:50 And clench!
507 00:26:53 Take That!
508 00:26:55 Oh!
509 00:26:56 Initially,Nigel's plan was for us to be
510 00:26:59 a band for the gay scene.
511 00:27:00 - Alright!- 鈾?La-la-la-la-la!
512 00:27:02 Let's do this. Justremember what you rehearsed.
513 00:27:04 - Robbie, you alright?- Don't be nervous.
514 00:27:05 - You all look amazing.- Light 'em up.
515 00:27:08 Robbie, what you doing?Hurry up.
516 00:27:09 Don't keep 'em waiting.
517 00:27:11 Now, for years,people have rumoured
518 00:27:13 about my sexuality.
519 00:27:15 The worst one was thatall my gay friends
520 00:27:17 have slept with meand said I was crap.
521 00:27:19 I'm not bothered theysaid I slept with them.
522 00:27:20 These are my boys!
523 00:27:23 It's me being'crap' I'm worried about.
524 00:27:24 Play it loud!
525 00:27:34 鈾?Woah, woah, woah, woah,woah, yeah, woah, yeah 鈾?/i>
526 00:27:40 鈾?I thought I found lovewith somebody else's girl 鈾?/i>
527 00:27:46 鈾?Yeah
528 00:27:47 鈾?Walking 'round feelingso broken-hearted 鈾?/i>
529 00:27:50 鈾?Lost in a different world
530 00:27:58 That night,I discovered a wonderland.
531 00:28:01 It was welcomingand non-judgmental.
532 00:28:04 I'd found my people.
533 00:28:07 I'd found the promised land.
534 00:28:12 For the entirefirst eighteen months,
535 00:28:15 we made 180 pounds, each.
536 00:28:20 We played gay clubafter gay club.
537 00:28:22 Two a night.
538 00:28:24 Until out of nowhere,
539 00:28:25 Nigel booked us a clubfull of girls.
540 00:28:29 鈾?Oh...
541 00:28:30 鈾?I see heavenin your eyes with me 鈾?/i>
542 00:28:34 鈾?Oh, baby
543 00:28:36 鈾?Now I will givemy loving faithfully 鈾?/i>
544 00:28:42 You gonna fucking listen!
545 00:28:44 Fucking useless prick.I'm warning you!
546 00:28:46 鈾?Heaven, sweet heaven, baby
547 00:28:50 鈾?On the wings of love
548 00:28:53 鈾?I found heaven, sweet
549 00:28:56 鈾?Heaven sent youstraight to me 鈾?/i>
550 00:28:59 鈾?My sweet, sweet baby
551 00:29:04 - What?!- Whoo!
552 00:29:08 What the fuck?!
553 00:29:13 Oh!
554 00:29:20 Yeah!
555 00:29:21 - Did you hear that?- Alright.
556 00:29:23 Settle down. Settle down.
557 00:29:27 Will you lot shut up?!
558 00:29:29 I felt like Elvis, but thin.Ha ha!
559 00:29:31 I've got good news!
560 00:29:33 - Good news.- Good news?
561 00:29:35 We've had some interestfrom a few record labels...
562 00:29:38 - Oh, fuck off!- ...in London.
563 00:29:40 - Oh!- London! Yes!
564 00:29:42 - That's absolutely fantastic!- Yes!
565 00:29:44 - Thank you so much.- Yeah, you deserve it.
566 00:29:47 - You've all done really well.- Yes! Yes!
567 00:29:50 Except for one of ya.
568 00:29:52 Ooh.
569 00:29:56 We all know who that is,don't we?
570 00:30:04 Robbie talked toa local reporter.
571 00:30:08 "We're like the A-team.I'm the sexy, talented one."
572 00:30:12 Who the fuck gave you--
573 00:30:13 I didn't know she wasa reporter, Nige.
574 00:30:14 You know, I almoststarted to like you,
575 00:30:16 but you've fuckingended that, haven't ya?
576 00:30:19 - Fuck off!- What was that?
577 00:30:24 I think, uh, Robbie's developinga sense of humour, Nige.
578 00:30:28 You think it'd be difficult
579 00:30:29 to go to Stoke-on-Trent,
580 00:30:31 get another scally with rattyhair and call him Robbie?
581 00:30:36 Right, the club wants usto do a meet-and-greet.
582 00:30:39 There's going to belots of girls in here,
583 00:30:41 so let's get one thing clear -
584 00:30:42 keep it in your pants.
585 00:30:44 No touching.
586 00:30:45 - No telephone numbers.- What?
587 00:30:47 - No dating.- No touching?
588 00:30:48 - Seriously?- Ever!
589 00:30:49 - Nige?!- Ever!
590 00:30:51 What's the point ofbringing them up here
591 00:30:52 - if we can't touch them?- Let's get this done.
592 00:30:54 - Alright! Bring 'em up!- Nige!
593 00:31:02 Hi.
594 00:31:04 I love you all!
595 00:31:06 Nigel hadmany rules for Take That,
596 00:31:08 and the most important was thatwe always appeared attainable.
597 00:31:12 Safe sex is important...
598 00:31:14 He even made usdo a Safer Sex tour
599 00:31:16 for the FamilyPlanning Association.
600 00:31:18 So, remember...
601 00:31:20 Don't be a fool,cover his tool.
602 00:31:25 Naturally,I took it all to heart.
603 00:31:27 Oh, I love the wayyou move, Gary.
604 00:31:30 I was happy toplay Gary for the moment.
605 00:31:32 Wow.
606 00:31:34 I'll never washmy hands again.
607 00:31:39 - Oh, my God!- Yeah?
608 00:31:41 Oh, my God, Hurry up,hurry up! Quick!
609 00:31:43 - Oh, that's it.- Gary, I already stopped.
610 00:31:47 And there it was,the one time in Nigel's life
611 00:31:50 he wasn't the biggestwanker in the room.
612 00:31:57 Right.Straight up.
613 00:31:59 There's no appetite,want or need for boybands.
614 00:32:02 They died a death.It's all grunge now.
615 00:32:13 - Did you hear our demo?- Yes.
616 00:32:19 These boys are going totake this country by storm.
617 00:32:22 And if you don't signthem right now,
618 00:32:24 I'll take them to another label
619 00:32:25 and you'll be the twat thatlet the biggest band in history
620 00:32:28 slip through your pudgyfucking fingers.
621 00:32:35 You won't do any of that,
622 00:32:37 'cause everyone else said no.
623 00:32:39 I only agreed to see you
624 00:32:40 because my daughtersaw you boys live,
625 00:32:44 and she's obsessed.
626 00:32:46 She assures me that youare amazing in the flesh.
627 00:32:50 So...
628 00:32:52 ...I'm going to take a punt thatyou're right about these boys.
629 00:32:56 Now, which one of you is Gary?
630 00:33:03 That's me, I'm Gary.
631 00:33:07 Oh!
632 00:33:08 鈾?Me with the floorshow
633 00:33:09 鈾?Kickin' with your torso
634 00:33:11 鈾?Boys getting highand the girls even more so 鈾?/i>
635 00:33:13 鈾?Wave your handsif you're not with a man 鈾?/i>
636 00:33:15 鈾?Can I kick it?鈾?/i>
637 00:33:17 鈾?I got [funk], you gotWe got everybody 鈾?/i>
638 00:33:21 鈾?I've got the giftGonna stick it in the goal 鈾?/i>
639 00:33:24 鈾?It's time to move your body
640 00:33:27 鈾?Babylon back in businessCan I get a witness? 鈾?/i>
641 00:33:32 鈾?Every girl, every man鈾?/i>
642 00:33:36 鈾?Houston, do you hear me?
643 00:33:39 鈾?Ground control,can you feel me? 鈾?/i>
644 00:33:41 鈾?Need permission to land
645 00:33:44 鈾?I don't want to rock, DJ
646 00:33:49 鈾?But you're makingme feel so nice 鈾?/i>
647 00:33:53 鈾?When's it gonna stop, DJ?
648 00:33:59 鈾?'Cause you're keepingme up all night 鈾?/i>
649 00:34:03 Let's go, boys!
650 00:34:09 - Whoa!- Whoa!
651 00:34:13 鈾?Singin' in the classes
652 00:34:14 鈾?Music for your masses
653 00:34:16 鈾?Give no headNo backstage passes 鈾?/i>
654 00:34:18 鈾?Have a proper giggleI'll be quite polite 鈾?/i>
655 00:34:20 鈾?But when I rock the micI rock the mic [right] 鈾?/i>
656 00:34:22 鈾?You got no love, thenyou're with the wrong man 鈾?/i>
657 00:34:25 鈾?It's time to move your body
658 00:34:27 鈾?If you can't get a girlbut your best friend can 鈾?/i>
659 00:34:29 鈾?It's time tomove your body 鈾?/i>
660 00:34:32 鈾?I don't want to be sleazyBaby, just tease me 鈾?/i>
661 00:34:37 鈾?Got no family planned鈾?/i>
662 00:34:41 鈾?Houston, do you hear me?
663 00:34:44 鈾?Ground control,can you feel me? 鈾?/i>
664 00:34:46 鈾?Need permission to land
665 00:34:49 鈾?I don't want to rock, DJ 鈾?/i>
666 00:34:54 鈾?But you're makingme feel so nice 鈾?/i>
667 00:34:59 鈾?When's it gonna stop,DJ? 鈾?/i>
668 00:35:04 鈾?'Cause you're keepingme up all night 鈾?/i>
669 00:35:10 鈾?Pimpin' ain't easyMost of them fleece me 鈾?/i>
670 00:35:14 鈾?Every night
671 00:35:17 Yeah! Oh! Oh!
672 00:35:19 鈾?Pimpin' ain't easy
673 00:35:22 鈾?But if you're sellin' it鈾?/i>
674 00:35:27 鈾?It's alright
675 00:35:34 Come on!
676 00:35:36 鈾?I don't want to rock
677 00:35:41 鈾?But you're making mefeel so nice 鈾?/i>
678 00:35:45 鈾?When it's going to stop,DJ? 鈾?/i>
679 00:35:50 鈾?'Cause you're keepingme up all night 鈾?/i>
680 00:35:54 鈾?I don't want to rock 鈾?/i>
681 00:36:00 鈾?But you're makingme feel so... 鈾?/i>
682 00:36:02 鈾?You're making mefeel so nice 鈾?/i>
683 00:36:08 鈾?I don't want to rock, DJ
684 00:36:14 鈾?But you're making mefeel so nice 鈾?/i>
685 00:36:17 鈾?When it's goingto stop, DJ? 鈾?/i>
686 00:36:23 鈾?'Cause you're keepingme up all night 鈾?/i>
687 00:36:27 鈾?I don't want to rock
688 00:36:32 鈾?But you're making mefeel so nice 鈾?/i>
689 00:36:36 鈾?When it's goingto stop, DJ? 鈾?/i>
690 00:36:42 鈾?'Cause you're keepingme up all night 鈾?/i>
691 00:36:54 Every day, there's a new lot.
692 00:36:56 The coach brings them in.
693 00:36:57 They come into the garden,
694 00:36:58 they nick the woodoff the fence,
695 00:37:00 the clothes off the line.
696 00:37:01 Someone should dosomething about this.
697 00:37:03 Mum, they want this to happen.
698 00:37:05 I went down the post officethe other day
699 00:37:07 and someone called mea posh slag.
700 00:37:08 Oh, love, you're not posh.
701 00:37:11 It's not funny. I can't makemy deliveries anymore.
702 00:37:14 I'm having to shutthe business, Robert.
703 00:37:15 Guess who's recording thelead vocals for our new song?
704 00:37:19 Mm-hm.
705 00:37:20 I'll get us outof this shithole
706 00:37:22 and buy us a fortress,just like Gary.
707 00:37:27 And why would I want abigger house to hide in?
708 00:37:31 That was the first time
709 00:37:32 my mum closed the curtains.
710 00:37:33 I'm going to bed.If they'll let me.
711 00:37:36 She didn't openthem for another ten years.
712 00:37:39 Hey, love...
713 00:37:45 Where's my little Robert gone?
714 00:37:49 I'm a pop star now.
715 00:37:52 Fat little Robert isn't goingto sell any albums, is he?
716 00:37:57 I'm just giving the peoplewhat they want.
717 00:38:07 I go onstageand act like a gladiator
718 00:38:11 and I pretend that the wholeworld is lucky to see me.
719 00:38:15 And they all act accordingly.
720 00:38:24 They don't see what I see.
721 00:38:27 Then stop!
722 00:38:30 See, that's thecraziest thing to me.
723 00:38:34 I can't.
724 00:38:36 We love you, Robbie!
725 00:38:44 Now, fuck off!
726 00:38:47 I'm here at Take That HQ
727 00:38:50 with the man responsible
728 00:38:51 for the band's success,Nigel Martin Smith.
729 00:38:55 It's quite a display.
730 00:38:56 It is, yeah, yeah, we got
731 00:38:58 Take That dolls,
732 00:38:59 Take That calendars,
733 00:39:01 Take That pillows, so youcan sleep with Take That.
734 00:39:04 I'm just kidding.Probably cut that bit out.
735 00:39:06 Uh, for our ethnic fans, we haveTake That Babushka dolls.
736 00:39:11 Uh, Robbie's inside Mark,who's inside Jason.
737 00:39:14 Jason's inside Howard andthey all fit snugly in Gary.
738 00:39:17 Hmm, that's quite cute.
739 00:39:21 Lyrics?
740 00:39:24 Just some ideas.
741 00:39:27 Well, come on then.Give us a look.
742 00:39:31 - Will I get a credit?- I don't know.
743 00:39:33 Are they any good?
744 00:39:37 - Wouldn't you like to know?- Fuck off.
745 00:39:38 You've got itall over you.
746 00:39:40 - Fuck off, Jason.- Whatever.
747 00:39:42 Hey. At leastpretend to give a toss.
748 00:39:44 - What, about all this?- Yeah.
749 00:39:46 Are you kidding?
750 00:39:47 Do you have any idea hownaff people think we are?
751 00:39:50 Oh, fuck off, Robbie,they bloody love us.
752 00:39:52 Do you think Oasisdoes this shit?!
753 00:39:55 We need to branch out.
754 00:39:56 Write something that's not
755 00:39:57 so fucking cringeworthy.
756 00:39:59 - And this coming from you.- Uh...
757 00:40:01 The one who only shineswhen the light's on him.
758 00:40:04 - Alright, Gaz.- No, no, let him speak.
759 00:40:06 You think you can just turn up,
760 00:40:07 scribble someworthless shit
761 00:40:09 and get your name next to minein the song credits?
762 00:40:12 You add nothing to this.
763 00:40:16 Any of it.
764 00:40:20 鈾?Turn back the time 'til thedays when our love was new 鈾?/i>
765 00:40:25 鈾?Do you remember?
766 00:40:28 鈾?No matter what was happeningI was there with you-- 鈾?/i>
767 00:40:32 Ah, just ah, hold it therefor a second, thanks, Robbie.
768 00:40:35 That was better, yeah?
769 00:40:36 Ah, you're... you're stilla little behind, I'm afraid.
770 00:40:38 Oh, I've always likeda little behind.
771 00:40:41 Uh, what we might do, Robbie,is, um, if we record it -
772 00:40:45 we can just record itline by line, yeah?
773 00:40:46 And we can juststitch it together later.
774 00:40:48 Nah, I can do it all at once.
775 00:40:50 Yeah, let's just, um,let's just go again.
776 00:40:52 Yeah, let's go. I got it.
777 00:40:54 Sure thing, then. Uh...
778 00:40:56 Here we go.
779 00:40:59 鈾?Turn back the time 'til thedays when our love was new 鈾?/i>
780 00:41:04 鈾?Do you remember?
781 00:41:07 鈾?No matter what was happeningI was there with you 鈾?/i>
782 00:41:12 鈾?A ha 鈾?/i>
783 00:41:14 鈾?But if we all stand upfor what we believe 鈾?/i>
784 00:41:18 鈾?And maybe live withinour possibilities 鈾?/i>
785 00:41:21 You're worthless.
786 00:41:22 You can't do what Gary does.
787 00:41:24 They're all laughing at ya.
788 00:41:26 鈾?So, baby, don'tturn away, listen-- 鈾?/i>
789 00:41:29 Ah, that's... that's great.Thanks. Thanks, Robbie.
790 00:41:31 Just give usone wee sec, yeah?
791 00:41:32 Fuck me.
792 00:41:54 I think we mighthave it there, mate.
793 00:41:56 Thank you.
794 00:41:58 - Okay, great.- Let's go, guys.
795 00:42:01 - Hey.- Whoo!
796 00:42:02 Yeah, yeah. Cheers.Cheers, Robbie.
797 00:42:04 Give it a sec, Gary,before you head in there.
798 00:42:07 - Oh, my God.- You did your best.
799 00:42:09 Yeah, you know, andnow I feel like the bad guy.
800 00:42:25 鈾?Turn back the time...
801 00:42:26 Gary Barlow,ladies and gentlemen!
802 00:42:30 It's already good.Fucking hell, the difference!
803 00:42:33 It's like night and day,isn't it?
804 00:42:35 Yeah. Thank you.
805 00:42:38 Oh, this is a hit.
806 00:42:46 I didn't know it
807 00:42:47 but I was sufferingfrom depression.
808 00:42:49 I hate that phrase -'suffering from depression'.
809 00:42:51 It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara -
810 00:42:53 "I do declare, Mr. Butler,
811 00:42:55 "I have been sufferingwith a bout of depression."
812 00:42:57 'Clinically depressed'is better.
813 00:42:59 Way more lab coaty.
814 00:43:01 - Dad!- Here he is! Here he is!
815 00:43:04 I didn't know you were--
816 00:43:05 Oh, my God!
817 00:43:07 I told you, didn't I?
818 00:43:08 You owe me a pint, love.
819 00:43:09 - Can I get a photo?- Of course you can.
820 00:43:12 I'll take it for you.
821 00:43:15 Okay, here we go.
822 00:43:17 - Say 'fuzzy pickle'.- Fuzzy pickle.
823 00:43:21 - Ah...- Lovely.
824 00:43:22 Thank you so much.
825 00:43:24 Did you want onewith me in it?
826 00:43:25 Great idea, yeah!
827 00:43:27 Yeah, course you do.Come on.
828 00:43:28 Look at that, eh?Peas in a pod.
829 00:43:33 Can I lose you... use you...Can I use your loo?
830 00:43:37 Yeah.
831 00:43:38 It's a number two.
832 00:43:40 Be my guest.
833 00:43:42 - Oh, my God!- Yeah... Oh.
834 00:43:47 She seems nice.
835 00:43:49 Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific!
836 00:43:52 You know they've cordoned offthe whole street, don't ya?
837 00:43:54 There's girls everywhere.
838 00:43:56 They're not playing nice either.
839 00:43:57 It's like a bloodsportout there.
840 00:44:00 I told the security ladsyou were my son.
841 00:44:03 I nearly got torn apart.
842 00:44:05 You in town for long?
843 00:44:06 No, no, just... just passingthrough. Back home tonight.
844 00:44:10 After I collect my pint.
845 00:44:13 I wish I'd knownyou were coming.
846 00:44:14 - What's this?- Nothing.
847 00:44:16 Prozac?
848 00:44:18 What have you gotto mope about?
849 00:44:20 You boys are flying.Bloody Brits nomination...
850 00:44:23 I've been tellingeveryone about that.
851 00:44:26 I know. It's just...
852 00:44:31 It's all a bit overwhelming,Dad, you know?
853 00:44:34 It's like I can't keep trackof who I am anymore.
854 00:44:38 Well, go and askthat lot out there.
855 00:44:40 They know exactlywho you are.
856 00:44:42 The other ladsyou'd be hard-pressed
857 00:44:44 to pick 'em outof a police line-up.
858 00:44:45 Well, not Gary, obviously,'cause he's the creative one,
859 00:44:48 but, uh, you...
860 00:44:50 ...you're livingthe dream, youth.
861 00:44:53 We love you, Robbie.
862 00:44:54 How can you notknow who you are...
863 00:44:57 ...when there are thousandsof people screaming your name?
864 00:45:08 Jesus! Rob!
865 00:45:10 - What did he take?- Could be anything.
866 00:45:12 Hold the showuntil I say.
867 00:45:13 - No, no, no, no!- You were an afterthought.
868 00:45:16 Couldn't sing, couldn't dance.
869 00:45:18 Looks... five at best.
870 00:45:22 Everything you have,everything, I've given you.
871 00:45:27 And you don'tdeserve any of it.
872 00:45:30 Oh, fucking hell!
873 00:45:36 - Are you fucking retarded?!- I fucking told them...
874 00:45:39 - Alright! Get in position.- Fucking hell, Nige!
875 00:45:41 - I said, get in position, now!- Get up, get up!
876 00:45:46 Wake up, you fucking baby!
877 00:45:49 Right, follow my lead!
878 00:45:50 All of thisbecause of a fucking wink.
879 00:46:01 鈾?Help me escapethis feeling of insecurity 鈾?/i>
880 00:46:06 鈾?Ah, ah
881 00:46:08 鈾?I need you so much
882 00:46:10 鈾?But I don't thinkyou really need me 鈾?/i>
883 00:46:14 鈾?Ah, ah
884 00:46:16 鈾?But if we all stand upin the name of love 鈾?/i>
885 00:46:19 鈾?And state the case ofwhat we're dreaming of 鈾?/i>
886 00:46:23 鈾?I've got to sayI only dream of you 鈾?/i>
887 00:46:27 鈾?But like a thiefin the night 鈾?/i>
888 00:46:30 鈾?You took away the lovethat I knew 鈾?/i>
889 00:46:33 鈾?Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho
890 00:46:37 鈾?Relight my fire
891 00:46:41 鈾?Your love is my only desire
892 00:46:44 鈾?Relight my fire
893 00:46:47 鈾?'Cause I need your love
894 00:46:54 Oh!
895 00:47:01 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
896 00:47:03 Passed out! That's a new low.
897 00:47:05 It was a dodgy curry.
898 00:47:07 Your job is simple -
899 00:47:08 sing the harmoniesand toe the line.
900 00:47:10 You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
901 00:47:11 Know your place.
902 00:47:13 You're making us looklike fucking idiots.
903 00:47:16 Ah! Hoo!
904 00:47:20 鈾?Turn back the timesto the days when 鈾?/i>
905 00:47:23 - Oh, fuck!- 鈾?Our love was new
906 00:47:25 鈾?Do you remember?
907 00:47:28 鈾?No matter what was happeningI was there with-- 鈾?/i>
908 00:47:31 鈾?You
909 00:47:33 鈾?A ha...
910 00:47:35 鈾?But if we all stand upfor what we believe 鈾?/i>
911 00:47:38 鈾?And maybe live withinour possibilities 鈾?/i>
912 00:47:44 鈾?The world would be wildfor the dream 鈾?/i>
913 00:47:46 鈾?So, baby, don't turn away
914 00:47:49 鈾?Listen to whatI gotta say, ah 鈾?/i>
915 00:47:53 鈾?Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
916 00:47:55 鈾?Relight my fire
917 00:47:58 鈾?'Cause I need...
918 00:48:02 鈾?Oh, I need...
919 00:48:06 鈾?Your love
920 00:48:18 鈾?Sun
921 00:48:21 鈾?Sun
922 00:48:26 Becausehe writes all the songs,
923 00:48:28 Gary makes all the money.
924 00:48:30 He's got a mansionin the north of England
925 00:48:32 with a driveway full of cars.
926 00:48:34 Fuck me!
927 00:48:36 And a butler.
928 00:48:38 While I'm stillliving at Mum's.
929 00:48:40 He's Elton now.
930 00:48:45 And they're allwaiting for me in the garden.
931 00:48:47 And it's to talkabout the problem.
932 00:48:49 - And I am the problem.- Whoo!
933 00:49:00 Robbie, so, um...
934 00:49:04 Well, we've all beenhaving a think, and, um,
935 00:49:08 we'd quite like to dothe next tour as a, ah...
936 00:49:12 ...as a four-piece.
937 00:49:13 Just to seeif we can do it.
938 00:49:16 Yeah.To see if we can do it.
939 00:49:18 Perhapsyou could focus on
940 00:49:19 some of that solo materialyou've been working on or, um...
941 00:49:22 To be honest, Rob,
942 00:49:24 we've been doing it asa four-piece for a while.
943 00:49:30 I think you should.
944 00:49:34 Is that it, then?
945 00:49:38 Uh... Yeah.
946 00:49:42 Wheeee!
947 00:49:54 Can I take this?
948 00:49:57 Yeah, Rob.If you want.
949 00:50:10 This is it!
950 00:50:12 This... is... the end!
951 00:50:17 鈾?Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
952 00:50:43 Hmm!
953 00:50:47 Fuck!
954 00:51:06 鈾?So unimpressed but so in awe
955 00:51:12 鈾?Such a saintSuch a whore 鈾?/i>
956 00:51:17 鈾?So self-awareSo full of shit 鈾?/i>
957 00:51:23 鈾?So indecisiveSo adamant 鈾?/i>
958 00:51:28 鈾?I'm contemplatingthinking about thinking 鈾?/i>
959 00:51:33 鈾?It's overratedJust get another drink in 鈾?/i>
960 00:51:41 鈾?Watch me come undone
961 00:51:43 鈾?They're selling razor bladesand mirrors in the streets 鈾?/i>
962 00:51:49 鈾?I pray that
963 00:51:51 鈾?When I'm coming downyou'll be asleep 鈾?/i>
964 00:51:55 鈾?If I ever hurt you,your revenge will be so sweet 鈾?/i>
965 00:51:59 鈾?Because I'm scumand I'm your son 鈾?/i>
966 00:52:05 鈾?I come undone
967 00:52:10 鈾?I come undone
968 00:52:14 Fans are still reeling
969 00:52:16 from the announcementon Monday
970 00:52:17 that Robbie Williams
971 00:52:18 has split from Take That.
972 00:52:20 Help Line switchboards, set upafter reports of suicides,
973 00:52:23 have been flooded bytearful Take That fans...
974 00:52:27 But he hadbuilt up a reputation
975 00:52:29 as a party animal...
976 00:52:31 鈾?So rock'n'rollSo corporate suits 鈾?/i>
977 00:52:36 鈾?So damn uglySo damn cute 鈾?/i>
978 00:52:42 鈾?So well-trained
979 00:52:44 鈾?So animal
980 00:52:48 鈾?So need-your-loveSo fuck-you-all 鈾?/i>
981 00:52:53 鈾?I'm not scared of dyingI just don't want to 鈾?/i>
982 00:52:59 鈾?If I stopped lyingI'd just disappoint you 鈾?/i>
983 00:53:04 鈾?I come undone
984 00:53:06 鈾?They're selling razor bladesand mirrors in the street 鈾?/i>
985 00:53:14 鈾?I pray that when I'm comingdown you'll be asleep 鈾?/i>
986 00:53:34 鈾?If I ever hurt you,your revenge will be so sweet 鈾?/i>
987 00:53:39 鈾?Because I'm scumbut I'm your son 鈾?/i>
988 00:53:43 鈾?I come un--
989 00:54:04 How could you do this?
990 00:54:06 We need you, Robbie!
991 00:54:08 Don't go!
992 00:54:10 Robbie, don't do this!
993 00:54:12 Don't leave!
994 00:54:17 Hmm? Hmm?
995 00:54:24 The cheekymember of Take That
996 00:54:26 is now the fucked-upmessy one
997 00:54:28 who's gone andbroken up the band.
998 00:54:31 And people hate me for it.
999 00:54:34 But really, they're only sayingwhat I think about myself.
1000 00:54:40 I've a raging cocaine habit,
1001 00:54:42 I'm a full-blown alcoholicand I'm twenty-one.
1002 00:54:47 I think I was always going tobe an alcoholic or an addict.
1003 00:54:50 I just had the money and themeans to get there quicker.
1004 00:54:54 But I'm alsoincredibly competitive.
1005 00:54:59 I mean, I've no idea
1006 00:55:00 how I'm going topull off a solo career.
1007 00:55:04 But there's anenergy to revenge,
1008 00:55:06 and it's very, very seductive.
1009 00:55:09 Ten, nine,eight, seven, six, five,
1010 00:55:14 four, three, two, one.
1011 00:55:17 Happy New Year!
1012 00:55:41 It's going to happen.
1013 00:55:43 No ifs, no buts. No left,no right. Just straight ahead.
1014 00:55:53 I'm going to befucking massive.
1015 00:55:57 A massive what?
1016 00:55:59 Fuck! You scaredthe shit out of me.
1017 00:56:01 You said youwanted to be massive?
1018 00:56:03 Ah, well, I was just, um...
1019 00:56:06 ...wishing fora little extra girth.
1020 00:56:11 - What is it you do?- Oh, yeah...
1021 00:56:17 Oh sorry,should I already know that?
1022 00:56:19 No, no, no, no, no. Um...
1023 00:56:21 No, I'm...I'm a singer and songwriter.
1024 00:56:23 Really?
1025 00:56:25 Yeah. Yeah,just starting out on my own.
1026 00:56:26 I was in Take That and--
1027 00:56:28 The boyband?
1028 00:56:33 Oh, don't mind me.
1029 00:56:34 Sorry.
1030 00:56:36 No, you're alright.I mean, it is why I left.
1031 00:56:40 Dancing aroundin the background
1032 00:56:43 like a camp sadomasochist.
1033 00:56:45 I mean, if I'm goingto look like a tosser,
1034 00:56:47 I might as well do itdown stage centre.
1035 00:56:49 So it's all aboutthe spotlight?
1036 00:56:50 Wow, not even any lube.Just full fist.
1037 00:56:54 I'm just saying -
1038 00:56:55 if you're gonna start outon your own,
1039 00:56:56 you might as wellbe honest about why.
1040 00:56:58 - Shit, are you a journalist?- Fuck, no.
1041 00:57:01 I'm just curious.
1042 00:57:04 I'm not sureyou'd understand.
1043 00:57:06 Try me.
1044 00:57:10 You know, I was giventhe golden ticket
1045 00:57:13 but it felt likeI was bound and gagged
1046 00:57:14 for the last five years.
1047 00:57:16 And not in a hot way, either.
1048 00:57:17 In like a batteryto the scrotum sort of way.
1049 00:57:21 I don't know,sexy, mysterious, masked lady.
1050 00:57:26 I guess I've justreached a point
1051 00:57:28 where I want to proveI can make it on my own.
1052 00:57:32 Prove to who?
1053 00:57:35 Everyone.
1054 00:57:39 See? I told youyou wouldn't understand.
1055 00:57:45 Oh, fuck me!
1056 00:57:50 - Nicole Appleton.- 鈾?I know where it's at
1057 00:57:52 She and her sisterwere members
1058 00:57:54 of the girl band, All Saints.
1059 00:57:56 Their manager was a cunt, too.
1060 00:57:59 She was absolutely lovely -
1061 00:58:02 with the singleworst taste in men.
1062 00:58:07 Yeah, you alright?
1063 00:58:10 Fame is sofucking weird, isn't it?
1064 00:58:14 It's like that uneasyfeeling you get
1065 00:58:16 when they bringthe cake out
1066 00:58:17 and the whole restaurantsings "Happy Birthday" to you
1067 00:58:19 and you can't wait until "HappyBirthday" stops being sung.
1068 00:58:24 I mean, people aredoing a really nice thing,
1069 00:58:26 but you just want itto stop so you can--
1070 00:58:29 Eat the fucking cake.
1071 00:58:32 Yeah.
1072 00:58:39 Well, now you've gotyour gag off,
1073 00:58:41 what are you going to say?
1074 00:58:43 - I've got some lyrics.- Oh...
1075 00:58:45 I mean, they're basicallydifferent takes
1076 00:58:47 on how much I hate myself.
1077 00:58:48 Oh, so a Christmas album then?
1078 00:58:51 I'm not sure about an album.
1079 00:58:53 You know, at the moment,
1080 00:58:54 I'd just like to writeone good song.
1081 00:58:58 - You're overthinking it.- Hmm?
1082 00:59:00 Just write aboutwhatever's in front of you.
1083 00:59:02 Look...
1084 00:59:04 鈾?I've got a boat butmine's made of rubber 鈾?/i>
1085 00:59:08 鈾?I cut a hole in the back
1086 00:59:10 鈾?And use my cock as a rudder
1087 00:59:14 Yes! It's a hit!
1088 00:59:17 See? You're going to bemassive in no time.
1089 00:59:23 鈾?I was her
1090 00:59:26 鈾?She was me
1091 00:59:30 鈾?We were one
1092 00:59:35 鈾?We were free
1093 00:59:38 鈾?If there's somebodycalling me on 鈾?/i>
1094 00:59:48 鈾?She's the one
1095 00:59:53 鈾?If there's somebody
1096 00:59:56 鈾?Calling me on
1097 01:00:00 鈾?She's the one
1098 01:00:06 鈾?We were young
1099 01:00:09 鈾?We were wrong
1100 01:00:12 鈾?We were fineall along 鈾?/i>
1101 01:00:18 鈾?If there's somebody
1102 01:00:21 鈾?Calling me on
1103 01:00:24 鈾?She's the one
1104 01:00:32 鈾?When you get towhere you wanna go 鈾?/i>
1105 01:00:34 鈾?And you know the thingsyou wanna know 鈾?/i>
1106 01:00:37 鈾?You're smiling
1107 01:00:44 鈾?When you saidwhat you wanna say 鈾?/i>
1108 01:00:47 鈾?And you knowthe way you wanna play 鈾?/i>
1109 01:00:50 鈾?You'll be so high 鈾?/i>
1110 01:00:52 鈾?You'll be flying
1111 01:00:58 鈾?Though the sea
1112 01:01:01 鈾?Will be strong
1113 01:01:04 鈾?I know we'll carry on
1114 01:01:10 鈾?'Cause if there's somebody
1115 01:01:13 鈾?Calling me on
1116 01:01:17 鈾?He's the one
1117 01:01:23 鈾?If there'ssomebody calling me on 鈾?/i>
1118 01:01:29 鈾?She's the one
1119 01:01:37 鈾?When you get towhere you wanna go 鈾?/i>
1120 01:01:39 鈾?And you know the thingsyou wanna know 鈾?/i>
1121 01:01:41 鈾?You're smiling
1122 01:01:49 鈾?When you saidwhat you wanna say 鈾?/i>
1123 01:01:51 鈾?And you know theway you wanna play it 鈾?/i>
1124 01:01:55 鈾?You'll be so high
1125 01:01:57 鈾?You'll be flying
1126 01:03:20 鈾?She's the one
1127 01:03:25 鈾?He's the one
1128 01:03:58 鈾?You can't manufacturea miracle 鈾?/i>
1129 01:04:03 鈾?The silence was pitiful...
1130 01:04:08 It's not...It's not a competition, girls.
1131 01:04:10 It's just hard work.You need to put that in.
1132 01:04:13 鈾?Do a little dance...
1133 01:04:15 Here.
1134 01:04:16 This place is posh as fuck.
1135 01:04:18 You know, I've just seenfucking Bono in the toilet.
1136 01:04:20 Had a look.
1137 01:04:23 Tiny.
1138 01:04:25 You've missed me, haven't you?
1139 01:04:27 Ah, of course you have.
1140 01:04:29 Hmm! Hey, so...
1141 01:04:31 You know my girlfriend,Kayleigh?
1142 01:04:35 - Kayleigh.- The one with the clubfoot?
1143 01:04:37 No, she ain't got a clubfoot.
1144 01:04:38 - Well...- No. Her pelvis is out.
1145 01:04:40 Anyway, she's... up the duff.
1146 01:04:45 I'm going to be a dad.
1147 01:04:52 That's amazing.
1148 01:04:54 I'm just surprised thelittle thing still works.
1149 01:04:55 Fuck off!
1150 01:04:57 Shut up! Shut up! Here it is.
1151 01:04:58 The wait is over!
1152 01:05:00 Coming in at number one,it's new, it's brilliant,
1153 01:05:03 it's "Never Ever"by All Saints.
1154 01:05:16 Whoo!
1155 01:05:17 Come on!
1156 01:05:23 - I can't believe it!- Well done, babe.
1157 01:05:25 - You deserve it.- It'll be your turn next.
1158 01:05:30 Nicole,give us a few words!
1159 01:05:33 Yes. Nicole.
1160 01:05:38 Okay. Ahh, I just...
1161 01:05:41 I can't believe we did it.
1162 01:05:42 Number fucking one!
1163 01:05:45 To everyone who has supportedus through the years,
1164 01:05:47 you're family,and we love you.
1165 01:05:52 Whoo!
1166 01:05:54 And to my...
1167 01:05:57 Ah, to my best friends...
1168 01:06:00 Having a number one is amazing
1169 01:06:02 and getting to celebrate ittogether is the best.
1170 01:06:05 Liam Gallagherwas the lead singer of Oasis,
1171 01:06:07 the biggest band on the planet.
1172 01:06:09 I'm in love with their songs.I'm in love with the lyrics.
1173 01:06:12 I'm in love with howprovocative they are.
1174 01:06:14 I'm just totallyin love with them,
1175 01:06:16 and I want to be them.
1176 01:06:18 Fame is apowerful aphrodisiac.
1177 01:06:20 It means even ugly peoplecan get laid.
1178 01:06:24 Mind you,guitars do that, too.
1179 01:06:26 What's all that about, then?
1180 01:06:27 Got a number one.
1181 01:06:29 Is that all?Fucking hell.
1182 01:06:30 If I orgasmed every timeI had a number one,
1183 01:06:33 I'd be fucking dry.
1184 01:06:34 Yeah.
1185 01:06:35 - You listen to this cunt?- Yeah!
1186 01:06:37 Like he fucking knows whatwe're fucking talking about.
1187 01:06:39 You want a number one,
1188 01:06:41 you should've stayedGary's back-up dancer.
1189 01:06:44 Guess who's hadthe largest ever demand
1190 01:06:46 for concert ticketsin British history?
1191 01:06:48 Me.
1192 01:06:50 And the band--
1193 01:06:51 Knebworth, right?
1194 01:06:53 125,000 fuckingscreaming cunts.
1195 01:06:55 That's insane.
1196 01:06:56 It's how you know you'vemade it, fucking knobhead.
1197 01:07:00 Me and Liamwouldn't always be so cuddly.
1198 01:07:02 Would anybody liketo see me fight Liam?
1199 01:07:08 Liam, a hundred grandof your money,
1200 01:07:10 a hundred grand of my money.
1201 01:07:11 We'll get in the ringand we'll have a fight
1202 01:07:13 and you can allwatch it on TV.
1203 01:07:15 What do youthink about that?
1204 01:07:17 Now are you going to do it
1205 01:07:18 or are you going to pussy out,you fucking wimp?
1206 01:07:22 Thankfully,
1207 01:07:23 he wasn't in the countryat the time.
1208 01:07:28 Knebworth...
1209 01:07:31 Come on, let's go.This is shit.
1210 01:07:35 - Nice chatting to you, Noel.- Fuck off, cunt.
1211 01:07:41 Hey, twinkletoes,you coming or what?
1212 01:07:45 Yeah. Come on.
1213 01:07:53 鈾?Never everhave I ever felt so sad 鈾?/i>
1214 01:07:56 Whoo!
1215 01:08:02 Good evening, Knebworth.
1216 01:08:05 You all look gorgeous tonight.
1217 01:08:07 Here's one from my new album.
1218 01:08:10 Thank you very much.
1219 01:08:12 Hiya.
1220 01:08:15 Fuck me, aren't youMiss Number One
1221 01:08:18 of the United Kingdomof Britain?
1222 01:08:21 - Maybe.- Mm-hm.
1223 01:08:25 And where did you end up?
1224 01:08:26 I got kidnapped byLiam Gallagher.
1225 01:08:29 Oh...
1226 01:08:30 And you looked like you werehaving a good enough time.
1227 01:08:35 Anyway, I was just tryingto make sense of it.
1228 01:08:41 Of what?
1229 01:08:44 "Never Ever".
1230 01:08:50 You don't... What? You don't...You don't like our song?
1231 01:08:53 Oh, it's fine. I mean, I'm notsure it's a number one, but...
1232 01:08:59 Well, people seem to like it.
1233 01:09:01 It would be nice if my fianc茅--
1234 01:09:03 Screaming, jumping around,making fucking speeches...
1235 01:09:08 And all that bullshitabout family.
1236 01:09:11 It's not bullshit.It's everything to me.
1237 01:09:14 Right.
1238 01:09:15 So did you tell themthat you gave up our family
1239 01:09:18 to get that number one, then?
1240 01:09:21 Nah.
1241 01:09:23 I bet you left that bit out ofyour little speech, didn't you?
1242 01:09:31 You're so fucking uglywhen you're wasted.
1243 01:09:33 Well, I'll be sober tomorrow.
1244 01:09:35 Oh, and won't that be nice!
1245 01:09:37 I can't believe I had to telleveryone that you left tonight
1246 01:09:40 because somethingimportant came up.
1247 01:09:41 It did.
1248 01:09:42 Getting fucked upwith your mates?
1249 01:09:44 At least they know howto write a proper number one.
1250 01:09:46 Which is more than you can.
1251 01:09:47 Scribbling lyricsin your little notebook,
1252 01:09:49 but you're too scaredto show them to anyone.
1253 01:09:51 A number one and she'sgiving out the advice.
1254 01:09:54 I didn't ask you to lie toyour friends, 'cause guess what,
1255 01:09:57 I don't give a fuckwhat they think!
1256 01:10:00 You give a fuckwhat everyone thinks, Rob.
1257 01:10:03 That's all you givea fuck about.
1258 01:10:25 Dickhead.
1259 01:10:35 We need crisps.
1260 01:10:37 We're alright, Nan.
1261 01:10:39 Well, I don't want youwasting away on me.
1262 01:10:42 They don't have washingmachines in London?
1263 01:10:45 Yeah, but youdo it with love.
1264 01:10:47 Oh, you bugger.
1265 01:10:48 You should come homemore often, you know.
1266 01:10:50 She's slowing down.
1267 01:10:53 Rubbish.Nan will outlive all of us.
1268 01:10:55 Anyway, I'm aboutto be very busy.
1269 01:10:58 I rang aroundand I've got a meeting
1270 01:10:59 with a producercalled Guy Chambers.
1271 01:11:02 Nicole's got a number one.
1272 01:11:04 Fucking Gary'sgot number ones.
1273 01:11:07 And here I am turninginto a farmyard animal.
1274 01:11:09 I wouldn't changea hair on your head.
1275 01:11:12 Bless you, Nan.
1276 01:11:13 Now,I spoke to your dad.
1277 01:11:16 Oh, that makes one of us.
1278 01:11:18 It's been radio silencesince I left the band.
1279 01:11:19 He's agreed to see you again.
1280 01:11:22 Agreed? What do you mean?
1281 01:11:24 Well, to have you visit,on your school holidays.
1282 01:11:34 He called me, remember?
1283 01:11:37 He said it'd been too long.
1284 01:11:39 He invited me.
1285 01:11:40 Yes, that's right.I told him to.
1286 01:11:45 You see?
1287 01:11:49 - Oh, Jesus...- Oh, Betty.
1288 01:11:51 No, no, no.
1289 01:11:53 - I'm so sorry.- Oh, Betty.
1290 01:11:56 No.
1291 01:11:58 It's alright.
1292 01:12:00 Hey, Nan, it's alright.
1293 01:12:02 Shhh.
1294 01:12:03 Come on. Don't cry.
1295 01:12:05 It's alright.
1296 01:12:07 - Shhh, Betty.- I'm so sorry, love.
1297 01:12:10 It's alright, duck.
1298 01:12:12 I'm sorry.
1299 01:12:17 鈾?My rhyme's complex, yes!
1300 01:12:19 鈾?You're just picking upgiro cheques, bless 鈾?/i>
1301 01:12:21 鈾?A whole life for the YTS, oh
1302 01:12:23 鈾?I line up in a lineof nine suspects 鈾?/i>
1303 01:12:25 鈾?And I wine and dinethe fine witness 鈾?/i>
1304 01:12:27 鈾?Then she reclines andresigns to my wish list 鈾?/i>
1305 01:12:29 鈾?So I pop it outlike the litmus test 鈾?/i>
1306 01:12:31 鈾?And she's like, am Iallowed to lick this yet-- 鈾?/i>
1307 01:12:34 Okay, okay!Hang on, hang on. Ugh.
1308 01:12:37 Listen, I appreciateyou coming over,
1309 01:12:40 but this isn't going to work.
1310 01:12:42 Guy Chambers.
1311 01:12:44 Guy likes it when I talk aboutthe holidays we shared,
1312 01:12:47 and I like it when he agreesto let me sing our songs.
1313 01:12:50 You don't mind, do you?
1314 01:12:51 So our lawyershad a chat...
1315 01:12:54 And here we areon a beach.
1316 01:12:55 Uh, lower...
1317 01:12:58 You've only heardhalf of them.
1318 01:12:59 And they're all the same.
1319 01:13:01 I can't even tell when one endsand the next one begins.
1320 01:13:03 It's like you've written lyrics
1321 01:13:04 you think other peoplewant to hear.
1322 01:13:06 I don't know...
1323 01:13:08 That might be okayin a boyband...
1324 01:13:09 So you want me to getnaked on the first date?
1325 01:13:11 Well, it's the only waythis works.
1326 01:13:14 Songs are only valuableif they cost you something.
1327 01:13:21 Luckily, I'm alwaysnaked on the first date.
1328 01:13:40 If you're going to laugh,do it on the inside, yeah?
1329 01:13:44 I dent easily.
1330 01:13:48 Can you give me a C?
1331 01:13:53 鈾?You can't--
1332 01:13:55 Fuck me.
1333 01:13:56 Better make it a B flat.
1334 01:14:02 鈾?You can't manufacturea miracle 鈾?/i>
1335 01:14:07 鈾?The silence was pitiful
1336 01:14:11 鈾?That day
1337 01:14:15 鈾?And love isgetting too cynical 鈾?/i>
1338 01:14:20 鈾?Passion's just physical
1339 01:14:24 鈾?These days
1340 01:14:30 鈾?You analyseeveryone you meet 鈾?/i>
1341 01:14:34 鈾?But get no sign
1342 01:14:38 鈾?Loving kind
1343 01:14:43 鈾?Every night you admit defeat
1344 01:14:47 鈾?And cry yourself blind
1345 01:14:51 Ah, this is the chorus.
1346 01:14:54 鈾?If you can't wake upin the morning 鈾?/i>
1347 01:15:00 鈾?'Cause your bedlies vacant at night 鈾?/i>
1348 01:15:06 鈾?If you're lost, hurt
1349 01:15:09 鈾?Tired or lonely
1350 01:15:12 鈾?Something beautifulwill come your way 鈾?/i>
1351 01:15:16 And the second verse.
1352 01:15:18 鈾?The DJ--
1353 01:15:19 No, no! No! Hang on, hang on.
1354 01:15:21 Um...
1355 01:15:22 We have to double the chorusor it'll sound crap.
1356 01:15:25 What was that list? Lost...
1357 01:15:26 鈾?..hurt, tired or lonely...
1358 01:15:29 Right, that's the hook.That's the gold.
1359 01:15:31 The 'something beautiful' bitis cream on top. You've got...
1360 01:15:34 鈾?Lost, hurt, tired or lonely
1361 01:15:45 And then you repeat.You understand?
1362 01:15:46 - Yeah.- Right.
1363 01:15:47 Pick it up from the chorus,
1364 01:15:49 and, you know,give it some welly.
1365 01:15:51 Even if it's shit,you got to make it your shit.
1366 01:15:56 Two, three...
1367 01:15:58 鈾?If you can't wake upin the morning 鈾?/i>
1368 01:16:03 鈾?'Cause your bedlies vacant at night 鈾?/i>
1369 01:16:08 鈾?If you're lost, hurt,tired or lonely 鈾?/i>
1370 01:16:14 鈾?Can't control itTry as you might 鈾?/i>
1371 01:16:18 There you go!
1372 01:16:19 鈾?May you find that lovethat won't leave you 鈾?/i>
1373 01:16:24 鈾?May you find itby the end of the day 鈾?/i>
1374 01:16:29 鈾?You won't be lost, hurt,tired or lonely 鈾?/i>
1375 01:16:35 鈾?Something beautifulwill come your way 鈾?/i>
1376 01:16:39 One more time.
1377 01:16:41 鈾?Something beautiful
1378 01:16:42 鈾?Will come your way
1379 01:16:52 You're not as crapas I thought.
1380 01:16:56 Thanks.
1381 01:16:57 We need to clean it upa bit but it's a start.
1382 01:17:00 Now, what else haveyou got in there?
1383 01:17:04 鈾?Radio Wave...
1384 01:17:05 And coming up we have asurprise guest in the studio.
1385 01:17:09 It's none other thanex-Take That bad boy,
1386 01:17:12 Robbie Williams!
1387 01:17:16 Chris Briggs -manager to the stars.
1388 01:17:18 Amazingly, he sawsomething in me.
1389 01:17:21 I mean, besides monstrousamounts of drugs and booze.
1390 01:17:23 It'll be niceand intimate.
1391 01:17:25 Fifty people or so -contest winners,
1392 01:17:27 so they'll be super excited.
1393 01:17:29 And just rememberit's going out live,
1394 01:17:31 so mind your'shits' and 'fucks'.
1395 01:17:32 You should start with a cover,something people recognise.
1396 01:17:35 We want them torecognise our songs.
1397 01:17:37 And they will, but youhave to woo them first.
1398 01:17:39 You gotta get meto Knebworth.
1399 01:17:41 How about youget through this one
1400 01:17:42 without giving yourselfa heart attack?
1401 01:17:43 Just get me there, alright?
1402 01:17:46 Baby steps, mate.
1403 01:17:48 Look, I know this isn'tmuch of a gig, but--
1404 01:17:50 Oh, I don't know.Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi!
1405 01:17:53 Plus, we need the air time.What have you got to lose?
1406 01:17:57 I would've said my dignity
1407 01:17:58 but Take Thatalready stole it, so...
1408 01:18:04 I mean it, Briggsy,I have got to play Knebworth.
1409 01:18:09 Whatever it takes.
1410 01:18:11 It'll take everything.
1411 01:18:14 Sure you're ready for that?
1412 01:18:19 Then make everyperformance count.
1413 01:18:26 Light 'em up.
1414 01:18:32 One, two, three, four.
1415 01:18:35 鈾?You got to know how to ponyLike Bony Maronie 鈾?/i>
1416 01:18:41 鈾?Do the mashed potato
1417 01:18:43 鈾?Do the alligator
1418 01:18:46 鈾?Put your hands on your hips
1419 01:18:49 鈾?Let your backbone slip
1420 01:18:52 鈾?Do the watusi
1421 01:18:54 鈾?Like my little Lucy
1422 01:18:57 鈾?Na-na-na-na-nana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 鈾?/i>
1423 01:19:01 You're going to die!
1424 01:19:03 You've leftthe safety of the band
1425 01:19:05 and now you're goingout on your own.
1426 01:19:06 How does that feel?
1427 01:19:08 I couldn't be happier.
1428 01:19:09 I'm finally free, you know,
1429 01:19:11 and this is only the beginning.
1430 01:19:13 Come on!
1431 01:19:17 Well, thefirst punches have been thrown
1432 01:19:19 and it's Gary Barlowat number one...
1433 01:19:21 Light 'em up.
1434 01:19:22 ...while Robbie's first album,"Life Thru A Lens",
1435 01:19:24 has debuted atnumber eleven.
1436 01:19:25 - Robbie's fate now rests...- Oh!
1437 01:19:27 ...on a nationalcharm offensive tour.
1438 01:19:31 Lock up your daughters,
1439 01:19:33 lock up your sons.
1440 01:19:35 It's Robbie Williams!
1441 01:19:39 You know whatI need you to do!
1442 01:19:43 One, two, three, four.
1443 01:19:45 鈾?Na-na-na-na-nana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 鈾?/i>
1444 01:19:49 鈾?Na-na-na-na
1445 01:19:52 鈾?Na--
1446 01:19:54 I'mgonna rip your fucking eyes out!
1447 01:19:59 With his new album...
1448 01:20:00 Come on!...rocketing up the charts,
1449 01:20:02 ladies and gentlemen,Robbie Williams!
1450 01:20:05 鈾?Na-na-na-na
1451 01:20:06 Pleasewelcome Robbie Williams.
1452 01:20:08 Robbie Williams,ladies and gentlemen.
1453 01:20:09 He's aninternationally loved star...
1454 01:20:11 鈾?I said watch me do it
1455 01:20:12 I wanna sing,goddamnit!
1456 01:20:14 鈾?Watch me do it
1457 01:20:15 And I wanna dance.
1458 01:20:17 Being a pop star means
1459 01:20:18 you can liveall your fantasies.
1460 01:20:20 I think it's what's knownas the 'lucky bastard'.
1461 01:20:22 Well, you know, beingin a relationship means
1462 01:20:24 I've put awaymy shagging boots.
1463 01:20:27 But I know where the closet is.
1464 01:20:30 鈾?Dance with me, honey 鈾?/i>
1465 01:20:32 鈾?Like long tall Sally
1466 01:20:35 You know the great thing is
1467 01:20:37 I've actually arrived now,because back... back at home,
1468 01:20:39 I've been votedthe 'Rear of the Year'.
1469 01:20:41 Is that right?You gonna show us?
1470 01:20:43 So it's fair tosay you're box office, right?
1471 01:20:46 I've got me platinum disc
1472 01:20:47 and then I'm gettinga double platinum disc now.
1473 01:20:50 It means I'm very famous.
1474 01:20:52 鈾?One, two,na-na-na-na-na-na-na 鈾?/i>
1475 01:20:57 We are coming for you!
1476 01:20:59 You can't write. You haven'tgot 'it'. You've got nothing!
1477 01:21:03 You are fucking dead!
1478 01:21:09 Move! Move!
1479 01:21:13 Light 'em up!
1480 01:21:24 - Robbie!- Fuck off, the lot of ya!
1481 01:21:26 Fuck off!
1482 01:21:32 鈾?Na-na-na-na-na
1483 01:21:34 And thewinner is... Robbie Williams.
1484 01:21:37 - Robbie Williams!- It's Robbie Williams!
1485 01:21:39 And the winner isRobbie Williams!
1486 01:21:40 - Robbie Williams...- Robbie Williams!
1487 01:21:42 A perfect endto a great night
1488 01:21:44 for Robbie Williams.
1489 01:21:49 I'm sure you allrecognise this young man,
1490 01:21:51 but did you knowhe had a famous father?
1491 01:21:53 No!
1492 01:21:55 If any of youlovely ladies wanna come up
1493 01:21:57 and sit on Santa's knee,
1494 01:21:58 I'll see what I've gotin my sack for you.
1495 01:22:03 Rob?!
1496 01:22:09 Brrrr.
1497 01:22:11 Light 'em up.
1498 01:22:17 Whoa!
1499 01:22:18 鈾?You got mashed potato
1500 01:22:20 鈾?Do the alligator
1501 01:22:24 We'regoing to peel your skin off.
1502 01:22:27 Slit your throat.
1503 01:22:29 We are going tofucking murder you!
1504 01:22:33 鈾?Long tall Sally...
1505 01:22:36 鈾?Jump backin the alley, baby 鈾?/i>
1506 01:22:39 鈾?Put your handon your hip 鈾?/i>
1507 01:22:41 鈾?Oh! Let your backbone slip
1508 01:22:45 鈾?Oh, yeah
1509 01:22:48 鈾?Oh
1510 01:22:51 鈾?Yeah!
1511 01:22:56 Where are you going to run?
1512 01:22:58 Where are you goingto fucking hide?
1513 01:23:00 You useless little prick!
1514 01:23:02 You're going to die alone,you cunt!
1515 01:23:03 You're fucking replaceable!
1516 01:23:05 You can't escape this!
1517 01:23:17 Oh, yes,put it there, son.
1518 01:23:21 Fan-bloody-tastic!
1519 01:23:22 - Listen to that. It's deafening.- Robbie! Robbie!
1520 01:23:24 Oh, thank you.I'm the dad.
1521 01:23:26 Taught himeverything he knows.
1522 01:23:28 Peter Conway.
1523 01:23:30 You know what, Chris,entrances and exits.
1524 01:23:32 No one cares aboutthat stuff anymore.
1525 01:23:34 But tonight, you outshoneTom Jones, lad!
1526 01:23:38 Oh, look at him.Just another day at the office.
1527 01:23:40 Well, this is goingto knock your socks off.
1528 01:23:44 Rob! Rob!
1529 01:23:46 Guess who's playingKnebworth next summer?
1530 01:23:53 Knebworth! Ha ha!
1531 01:23:55 Wait till I tell the lads!
1532 01:23:57 Hey, have you thoughtabout a support act?
1533 01:23:58 Now, I could do youa couple of numbers.
1534 01:24:00 Four at most.
1535 01:24:02 It's incredible.
1536 01:24:03 It also comeswith a new record deal.
1537 01:24:05 It's obscene!
1538 01:24:07 Yeah-heh-heh!
1539 01:24:09 Look at you!You're bulletproof. Ha ha!
1540 01:24:13 Oh, I need a drink.
1541 01:24:15 Look at this!Just what the doctor ordered.
1542 01:24:17 Okay,I'll leave you to celebrate.
1543 01:24:19 Congratulations.
1544 01:24:21 Thanks, Chris.
1545 01:24:28 Knebworth.
1546 01:24:31 How does it feel?
1547 01:24:34 Crippling.
1548 01:24:37 It'll sink in.
1549 01:24:40 It's like someone's pickedsides for an after-school game
1550 01:24:42 and it's all gonehorribly, horribly wrong.
1551 01:24:44 I mean, it's...
1552 01:24:47 It's one against thousands.
1553 01:24:48 Bollocks!The audience loves ya.
1554 01:24:54 I can't do it.
1555 01:24:56 I can't carry Knebworth.
1556 01:24:59 I'll be like a lamb tothe fucking slaughter, Dad.
1557 01:25:01 - It's just stage fright.- You're not listening!
1558 01:25:03 No. It's normal. Okay?
1559 01:25:07 You know what'salways helped me?
1560 01:25:10 A little bit of Dutch courage.
1561 01:25:12 Don't I know it.
1562 01:25:18 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad!
1563 01:25:20 No one buys a ticket tohear your problems, son.
1564 01:25:24 You wanna know whythese people are gods?
1565 01:25:28 'Cause they make otherpeople's problems go away.
1566 01:25:32 Dad, Dad, stay. Please!
1567 01:26:30 Whoa!
1568 01:26:38 My next guesthas been climbing the charts
1569 01:26:40 - and conquering the world.- Here he is!
1570 01:26:42 Ready? Here's daddy's best mate.
1571 01:26:43 Ladies and gentlemen,Robbie Williams!
1572 01:26:49 Well, this has been
1573 01:26:51 a sudden change infortune for you, has it not?
1574 01:26:54 I mean, you're flying high.
1575 01:26:55 Sober as a judge, Parky.
1576 01:26:57 Well, uh...
1577 01:26:58 Sorry, sorry, I have to do this.
1578 01:27:00 Ooh!
1579 01:27:02 Look, Nan, it's Parky!
1580 01:27:05 Oh, Betty!It's Robert.
1581 01:27:08 Let's talk if we may
1582 01:27:10 about this successyou've been having.
1583 01:27:11 I mean, it's notthe first time,
1584 01:27:13 is it?
1585 01:27:14 You've had it beforewith Take That.
1586 01:27:16 Would you say that this isa different kind of success?
1587 01:27:18 It means a great dealmore to me now.
1588 01:27:21 I'm about to performin front of a record crowd
1589 01:27:23 at Knebworth in a few weeks.
1590 01:27:24 No, no, stop it. It's nothing.
1591 01:27:29 It's only the biggest musicevent in British history!
1592 01:27:33 That's my boy.
1593 01:27:35 But, of course, Knebworthis not the only record
1594 01:27:37 you've broken recently, is it?
1595 01:27:39 There's the matter ofyour new deal with EMI -
1596 01:27:42 eighty million pounds.
1597 01:27:44 - How does that feel?- Ah, I don't know.
1598 01:27:48 I'm rich beyondmy wildest dreams!
1599 01:27:51 I thoughtI was quoting that lady
1600 01:27:53 who famouslywon the lottery.
1601 01:27:55 - But she said...- Spend, spend, spend!
1602 01:27:57 So no one got it.
1603 01:27:59 Mind you, I've saidworse things in interviews.
1604 01:28:03 How would you describeyour time with Take That?
1605 01:28:06 I was very fortunateto be in Take That...
1606 01:28:08 ...and four out of the fiveSpice Girls.
1607 01:28:11 Posh said no, didn't she?
1608 01:28:13 Uh, now, you've connectedwith many women in the past--
1609 01:28:17 Oh, we're going to talkabout my sex life.
1610 01:28:19 Well, I suppose...
1611 01:28:22 There's nothing to writehome about.
1612 01:28:24 Which is a shame 'cause Mumloves getting those letters.
1613 01:28:27 Oh, I mean,
1614 01:28:28 how many flat tyrescan you have?
1615 01:28:30 The second one...
1616 01:28:31 ...we didn't evenget out of the car.
1617 01:28:33 There was no way Nataliewas gonna ruin her hair,
1618 01:28:35 so they just jacked it upwith us all inside.
1619 01:28:37 And the weather was--
1620 01:28:39 I'm justpopping to the loo.
1621 01:28:40 The weatherwas horrendous.
1622 01:28:42 At least the sound was good.
1623 01:28:45 My voice was tired, though.
1624 01:28:46 Probably becauseI wasn't sleeping.
1625 01:28:48 Which is weird because the bedwas insanely comfortable.
1626 01:28:51 I even got the name of themattress in case we wanted...
1627 01:28:54 But you'refinally settling down?
1628 01:28:57 I haveto be a realist.
1629 01:28:58 You know, we're bothon tour a lot,
1630 01:29:02 and it can be difficult,you know.
1631 01:29:27 So tell me, what'sit like for Robbie Williams
1632 01:29:29 to be in love?
1633 01:29:33 Well, that's difficult too.
1634 01:29:35 Um...
1635 01:29:39 Flings are much easier.
1636 01:29:50 You make me feelso small...
1637 01:29:53 ...and I've hated you for it...
1638 01:29:56 ...for making me feel so...
1639 01:30:00 ...unnecessary.
1640 01:30:08 The fucking awfulthings you do...
1641 01:30:14 I thought you couldn't help it.
1642 01:30:21 But you just don't want to.
1643 01:30:27 And I can't help you anymore.
1644 01:30:48 Rob?
1645 01:30:57 Rob?
1646 01:31:01 Rob, please say something.
1647 01:31:05 Baby...
1648 01:31:16 - Nic, please!- You're a fucking animal!
1649 01:31:18 Babe...Babe, you need to calm down.
1650 01:31:20 Don't tell mewhat I need.
1651 01:31:23 Listen...
1652 01:31:24 - Get out!- I can fix it!
1653 01:31:26 You're too fucking late!
1654 01:31:28 But I love you!
1655 01:31:47 Easy!Easy now. Come on.
1656 01:31:49 Briggsy...
1657 01:31:51 Oh, what the fuck.
1658 01:31:53 - He's alright.- Course I am!
1659 01:31:54 Shit!
1660 01:31:57 You should've said 'no'to this one.
1661 01:31:58 To "Top of the Pops"?
1662 01:32:00 You can't buythis kind of promotion.
1663 01:32:01 What's to promote?Knebworth's sold out.
1664 01:32:03 The world tour.
1665 01:32:05 What, he just does Knebworth
1666 01:32:06 and then he pops his feet up,does he?
1667 01:32:08 You thought gettingto the top was hard.
1668 01:32:09 Try staying there.
1669 01:32:11 - On in five.- Come on, you're up.
1670 01:32:16 Leave it.
1671 01:32:22 Ooh, it's a woman!
1672 01:32:24 Hi, Mum, I'm aboutto go on "Top..."
1673 01:32:26 Where have you been?
1674 01:32:27 - I've been trying to reach you.- I know, I know, but listen.
1675 01:32:29 I'll have to talk to youlater, ducky head,
1676 01:32:31 because my pianist, well, he'saccidentally shat himself,
1677 01:32:33 and it's just a horror show.
1678 01:32:35 It's your nan.
1679 01:32:36 She kept asking for ya.
1680 01:32:39 I tried calling ya, but...
1681 01:32:43 I'm so sorry, love.She's gone.
1682 01:32:50 Come on, mate.Let's go.
1683 01:33:04 Whoever pullsthe sword out of the stone
1684 01:33:08 gets to bethe new King of England.
1685 01:33:11 He's here tonight to sing
1686 01:33:13 what has become theunofficial national anthem.
1687 01:33:15 It's the song on everyone'slips and in everyone's hearts.
1688 01:33:19 Ladies and gentlemen,the ego has landed.
1689 01:33:23 So thenext thing you know,
1690 01:33:25 all the knightsare straining...
1691 01:33:31 ...and turning red.
1692 01:33:33 But nobody could budge it.
1693 01:33:36 So you can imagine
1694 01:33:38 how everyone laughed
1695 01:33:39 when little Arthurstepped up for his turn.
1696 01:33:42 Everyone.
1697 01:33:44 Except Merlin.
1698 01:33:47 Merlin just stroked his beardand whispered,
1699 01:33:51 "Arthur,
1700 01:33:53 "I know those sexy, muscularknights couldn't do it
1701 01:33:57 "and you're justa little fart of a child
1702 01:34:00 "with puny little arms.
1703 01:34:01 "But I believe in you."
1704 01:34:12 鈾?I sit and wait
1705 01:34:25 鈾?Does an angel
1706 01:34:28 鈾?Contemplate my fate?
1707 01:34:35 鈾?And do they knowthe places where we go 鈾?/i>
1708 01:34:40 鈾?When we're grey and old?
1709 01:34:46 鈾?'Cause I have been told
1710 01:34:51 鈾?That salvation
1711 01:34:53 鈾?Lets their wings unfold
1712 01:35:00 鈾?So when I'm lying in my bed
1713 01:35:04 鈾?Thoughts runningthrough my head 鈾?/i>
1714 01:35:07 鈾?And I feel thatlove is dead 鈾?/i>
1715 01:35:11 鈾?I'm loving angels instead
1716 01:35:16 鈾?And through it all
1717 01:35:18 鈾?She offers me protection
1718 01:35:22 鈾?A lot of love and affection
1719 01:35:25 鈾?Whether I'm right or wrong
1720 01:35:28 鈾?And down the waterfall
1721 01:35:31 鈾?Wherever it may take me
1722 01:35:35 鈾?I know that lifewon't break me 鈾?/i>
1723 01:35:38 鈾?When I come to call
1724 01:35:42 鈾?She won't forsake me
1725 01:35:47 鈾?I'm loving angels instead
1726 01:36:38 鈾?And through it all
1727 01:36:42 鈾?She offers me protection
1728 01:36:45 鈾?A lot of love and affection
1729 01:36:49 鈾?Whether I'm right or wrong
1730 01:36:52 鈾?And down the waterfall
1731 01:36:55 鈾?Wherever it may take me
1732 01:36:58 鈾?I know that lifewon't break me 鈾?/i>
1733 01:37:01 鈾?When I come to call
1734 01:37:05 鈾?She won't forsake me
1735 01:37:10 鈾?I'm loving angels instead
1736 01:38:33 They were out ofsalt and vinegar.
1737 01:38:36 I don't want 'em.
1738 01:38:38 Okay.
1739 01:38:44 Hey, we should getthe boys together.
1740 01:38:46 Hey? Have a little knees-upbefore your concert tomorrow.
1741 01:38:49 It'd do you good.
1742 01:38:50 I can't face it.
1743 01:38:55 Zip me up.
1744 01:38:58 Fucking hell.What time's lift-off?
1745 01:39:00 - It helps hide the fat.- Oh, yeah.
1746 01:39:05 You've no idea what ittakes to get up there.
1747 01:39:08 I can't sleep.
1748 01:39:10 My back's fucked.
1749 01:39:12 Yeah, but once you're up there,you're smashing it, so...
1750 01:39:14 See, that fucks me right offwhen people say that.
1751 01:39:21 Being up there's the worst bit.
1752 01:39:25 Pays alright, though.
1753 01:39:28 Fuck.
1754 01:39:33 You don't understand.
1755 01:39:39 No, no,I don't understand.
1756 01:39:43 But at least I'm trying.
1757 01:39:46 You know all I wanted
1758 01:39:48 was for you to ask me,just once, how I'm doing.
1759 01:39:52 You know, with workand my little girl or...
1760 01:39:54 I'm about to walk out
1761 01:39:56 to 125,000 people!
1762 01:40:01 You've got no fucking ideawhat that feels like.
1763 01:40:04 Yeah, and you've no ideathat I earn in a month
1764 01:40:06 what you fuckingsnort in a minute.
1765 01:40:09 Or... or... or thatKayleigh's shacked up
1766 01:40:11 with some fucking butcher,
1767 01:40:12 and so I'm living in an estate
1768 01:40:14 surrounded byfucking psychopaths!
1769 01:40:15 Or that I only getto see my kid
1770 01:40:17 for two hoursevery fortnight or--
1771 01:40:19 - So you need money?- Fucking hell!
1772 01:40:20 You know, jealousydon't suit you, Nate.
1773 01:40:22 Jeal...Are you fucking kidding?!
1774 01:40:25 Alright, yeah, I mighthave close to fuck-all,
1775 01:40:27 but you,you have fucking nothing!
1776 01:40:31 And this coming from you -
1777 01:40:33 a nothing, nobody cunt!
1778 01:40:38 You know the differencebetween me and you, Nate?
1779 01:40:40 It's not my money,it's not your kid.
1780 01:40:43 It's the fact thatI had the fucking balls
1781 01:40:46 to make somethingof myself.
1782 01:40:59 Yeah.
1783 01:41:00 You bought a ticketto the dream,
1784 01:41:02 and the dream came true, and...
1785 01:41:06 Yeah, fuck it, I am,I'm jealous of that.
1786 01:41:10 But you can keepthe fucking rest.
1787 01:41:30 Nate! Nate!
1788 01:41:33 Nate!
1789 01:41:35 Fuck!
1790 01:41:38 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1791 01:41:44 鈾?Somewhere beyond the sea
1792 01:41:49 鈾?Somewhere waiting for me
1793 01:41:54 鈾?My lover standson golden sands 鈾?/i>
1794 01:42:00 鈾?And watches the shipsthat go sailing 鈾?/i>
1795 01:42:08 And the crowd goes mild!
1796 01:42:14 Time to get ready, youth.
1797 01:42:17 Going by helicopter and all.
1798 01:42:22 Youth?
1799 01:42:25 Oh, Jesus Christ!
1800 01:42:38 Oh, shit.
1801 01:42:46 Youth!
1802 01:42:53 You bastard!I thought you'd passed out.
1803 01:42:58 I have waited my whole lifefor you to step up.
1804 01:43:02 And all it took wasbooking the biggest concert
1805 01:43:07 in British history.
1806 01:43:08 What are you going on about?
1807 01:43:10 When you left us--
1808 01:43:12 Where's all this coming from?
1809 01:43:14 All those years, I thoughthe's just sorting himself out.
1810 01:43:20 He'll miss me so muchand he'll come back.
1811 01:43:26 Yeah, and I did.
1812 01:43:27 Yeah.
1813 01:43:31 'Cause Nan made you.
1814 01:43:37 I didn't leave you withnothing, though, did I?
1815 01:43:39 Where do you thinkyour talent comes from?
1816 01:43:41 Jesus Christ.
1817 01:43:43 You've forgotten howfucking lucky you are,
1818 01:43:44 that's your problem.
1819 01:43:46 It's a privilegeto do what we do.
1820 01:43:50 What we do?
1821 01:43:52 You live in a caravan.
1822 01:43:54 You perform to fifteenfucking people a night.
1823 01:43:57 And I love every second of it.
1824 01:44:00 And I don't need pillsto get me through.
1825 01:44:02 Fucking hell...
1826 01:44:04 Sure, I'd give anythingto play to a big crowd.
1827 01:44:06 Of course I would!
1828 01:44:07 But if I only ever playedto one person
1829 01:44:09 for the rest of my life,
1830 01:44:11 I'd be happy giving themeverything I've got.
1831 01:44:16 Unless that personwas me, though, right?
1832 01:44:18 Really?! Who's been cheeringyou on from the wings, hey?
1833 01:44:23 Who was it who stopped yafrom ruining your career?
1834 01:44:27 There wouldn't bea Robbie Williams
1835 01:44:29 if it wasn't for me.
1836 01:44:33 You've always been therefor Robbie Williams, Dad.
1837 01:44:40 Why couldn't you justbe there for Robert?
1838 01:44:53 You off to watchthe football, then, yeah?
1839 01:44:58 Nice one.
1840 01:45:01 I'll see you in six years!
1841 01:45:06 You don't have it.
1842 01:45:10 That's why you never made it!
1843 01:45:14 Not as a husband, not asa father, not as anything!
1844 01:45:23 Peter Conwaydoesn't fucking have it!
1845 01:45:49 Everythinghas come down to this.
1846 01:45:54 They've come for me.
1847 01:45:57 And I'm going to die out there.
1848 01:46:02 This is the end.
1849 01:46:48 Light 'em up.
1850 01:47:06 鈾?Hell is goneand heaven's here 鈾?/i>
1851 01:47:08 鈾?There's nothing leftfor you to fear 鈾?/i>
1852 01:47:10 鈾?Shake your ass,come over here, now scream 鈾?/i>
1853 01:47:14 鈾?I'm a burning effigyof everything I used to be 鈾?/i>
1854 01:47:18 鈾?You're my rockof empathy, my dear 鈾?/i>
1855 01:47:20 鈾?So, come on,let me entertain you 鈾?/i>
1856 01:47:29 鈾?Let me entertain you
1857 01:47:37 鈾?Life's too shortfor you to die 鈾?/i>
1858 01:47:39 鈾?So grab yourself an alibi
1859 01:47:41 鈾?Heaven knows yourmother lied, mon cher 鈾?/i>
1860 01:47:45 鈾?Separate yourright from wrong 鈾?/i>
1861 01:47:46 鈾?Come and singa different song 鈾?/i>
1862 01:47:48 鈾?The kettle's on,so don't be long, mon cher 鈾?/i>
1863 01:47:51 鈾?So, come on
1864 01:47:53 鈾?Let me entertain you
1865 01:48:00 鈾?Let me entertain you
1866 01:48:08 Good evening, Knebworth.
1867 01:48:13 My name is Robbie Williams.
1868 01:48:16 This is my band.
1869 01:48:18 And for the next two hours,your arse is mine!
1870 01:48:23 鈾?Look me upin the Yellow Pages 鈾?/i>
1871 01:48:25 鈾?I will beyour rock of ages 鈾?/i>
1872 01:48:27 鈾?See-through fadsand your crazy phases 鈾?/i>
1873 01:48:31 鈾?Little Bo Peephas lost his sheep 鈾?/i>
1874 01:48:33 鈾?Popped a pilland fell asleep... 鈾?/i>
1875 01:48:35 We're going to slaughter you.
1876 01:48:37 You're fucking useless!
1877 01:48:39 鈾?Your mind gets burned withthe habits you've learned 鈾?/i>
1878 01:48:42 鈾?But we're the generationthat's got to be heard 鈾?/i>
1879 01:48:46 鈾?You're tiredof your teachers... 鈾?/i>
1880 01:48:48 You've got nowhere to go!
1881 01:48:51 Do everyone a favourand fucking end it!
1882 01:48:53 - Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!- 鈾?Let me entertain you
1883 01:49:01 鈾?Let me entertain you
1884 01:49:09 There's only one way out!
1885 01:49:12 You don't deserveto fucking live.
1886 01:49:14 You will never be enough!
1887 01:49:17 鈾?He may be goodHe may be out of sight 鈾?/i>
1888 01:49:21 鈾?But he can't be hereSo come around tonight 鈾?/i>
1889 01:49:24 鈾?Here is the placewhere the feeling grows 鈾?/i>
1890 01:49:28 鈾?You gotta get highbefore you... 鈾?/i>
1891 01:49:32 鈾?Let me entertain you
1892 01:49:40 鈾?Let me entertain you
1893 01:49:48 鈾?Let me entertain you
1894 01:49:55 鈾?Come on, come on
1895 01:49:56 - 鈾?Come on, come on- Whoa!
1896 01:49:57 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1897 01:49:59 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1898 01:50:03 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1899 01:50:05 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1900 01:50:07 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1901 01:50:11 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1902 01:50:13 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1903 01:50:14 No, no, noooo!
1904 01:50:16 Argh!
1905 01:50:36 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1906 01:50:38 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1907 01:50:40 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1908 01:50:43 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1909 01:50:46 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1910 01:50:47 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1911 01:50:51 鈾?Come on, come on,come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1912 01:50:54 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1913 01:50:56 鈾?Come on,come on, come on, come on 鈾?/i>
1914 01:51:02 Argh!
1915 01:51:30 鈾?Send someone to love me
1916 01:51:37 鈾?I need to rest in arms
1917 01:51:47 鈾?Keep me safe from harm
1918 01:51:53 鈾?In pouring rain
1919 01:52:09 鈾?As my soul
1920 01:52:14 鈾?Heals the shame
1921 01:52:21 鈾?I will growthrough this pain 鈾?/i>
1922 01:52:31 鈾?Lord, I'm doingall I can... 鈾?/i>
1923 01:53:19 鈾?Send someone to love me
1924 01:53:23 鈾?I need to rest in arms
1925 01:53:27 鈾?Keep me safe from harm
1926 01:53:31 鈾?In pouring rain
1927 01:53:35 鈾?Give me endless summer
1928 01:53:39 鈾?Lord, I fear the cold
1929 01:53:43 鈾?Feel I'm getting old
1930 01:53:46 鈾?Before my time
1931 01:53:52 鈾?As my soul
1932 01:53:55 鈾?Heals the shame
1933 01:54:00 鈾?I will growthrough this pain 鈾?/i>
1934 01:54:07 鈾?Lord, I'm doingall I can... 鈾?/i>
1935 01:54:13 I lost the house.
1936 01:54:16 The worst thing wasI lost the ability to care.
1937 01:54:23 You are next,if you want to share.
1938 01:54:30 I feel a bit stupid,to be honest.
1939 01:54:36 I'm just a chav that goteverything they ever wanted.
1940 01:54:42 It's a bit fucking embarrassing,to be frank.
1941 01:54:48 I was taught that famewould solve everything.
1942 01:54:53 But fame's got fuck-allto do with me.
1943 01:54:56 It's about acting outeveryone else's fantasies.
1944 01:54:59 The shagging, the boozing,the showing your bollocks on TV
1945 01:55:03 and people cheering you for it.
1946 01:55:06 Fame looks good in a photo.
1947 01:55:12 They say your life freezesat the age you become famous.
1948 01:55:17 So I am fifteen.
1949 01:55:21 I'm stunted.
1950 01:55:25 I'm unevolved.
1951 01:55:29 And that's why I'm always like,"Oh, it's okay.
1952 01:55:32 "I think I'm a cunt.I'm fine with it."
1953 01:55:34 So I get in therebefore you do.
1954 01:55:39 And I fuckinghate myself for it.
1955 01:55:48 Sometimes it's a curseto get everything we want.
1956 01:55:52 Repairing close relationships
1957 01:55:54 is a good first stepto repairing ourselves.
1958 01:56:11 鈾?Go easy on my conscience
1959 01:56:15 鈾?'Cause it's not my fault
1960 01:56:19 鈾?I know I've been taught
1961 01:56:23 鈾?To take the blame
1962 01:56:43 鈾?As my soul heals the shame
1963 01:56:51 鈾?I will growthrough this pain 鈾?/i>
1964 01:56:58 鈾?Lord, I'm doingall I can... 鈾?/i>
1965 01:57:50 鈾?Give me endless summerLord, I fear the cold 鈾?/i>
1966 01:57:58 You did it.And you deserve this.
1967 01:58:09 鈾?I will growthrough this pain 鈾?/i>
1968 01:58:14 鈾?Lord, I'm doingall I can... 鈾?/i>
1969 01:58:33 鈾?Lord, I'm doing all I can
1970 01:58:38 鈾?To be a better man
1971 01:58:45 鈾?To be a better man
1972 01:58:51 鈾?To be a better man
1973 01:59:06 Good evening, folks.Good evening, you slags.
1974 01:59:10 No, good evening, folks.
1975 01:59:11 So, who is Robbie Williams?
1976 01:59:14 Well, I've been calledmany things -
1977 01:59:16 narcissistic, punchable,shit-eating twat.
1978 01:59:19 But while I'm all those things,
1979 01:59:21 I want to show youhow I really see myself.
1980 01:59:24 So, sit back, relax,
1981 01:59:27 while I give you a rightfucking entertaining.
1982 01:59:34 So, the story starts...
1983 02:00:13 This is the last songof the evening.
1984 02:00:18 It's sadder than that.
1985 02:00:21 It's much sadder than that.
1986 02:00:24 Thank you for beinga wonderful audience tonight
1987 02:00:27 and makingmy dream come true.
1988 02:00:34 I want to thank my mum...
1989 02:00:37 ...for being therewhen I needed ya.
1990 02:00:40 Always.
1991 02:00:42 I love you.
1992 02:00:56 You guessed it, folks!
1993 02:01:00 鈾?And now, the end is near
1994 02:01:04 If you know the words,sing up.
1995 02:01:05 If you don't, shut up,it'll sound crap.
1996 02:01:08 鈾?..the final curtain
1997 02:01:13 鈾?My friends,I'll say it clear 鈾?/i>
1998 02:01:18 鈾?And state my case
1999 02:01:21 鈾?On which I'm certain
2000 02:01:23 I love you, Robbie!
2001 02:01:25 鈾?I've lived a lifethat's full 鈾?/i>
2002 02:01:31 鈾?I've travelled eachand every highway 鈾?/i>
2003 02:01:36 Come on.
2004 02:01:38 鈾?And more...Everybody!
2005 02:01:40 鈾?Much more than this
2006 02:01:43 鈾?I did it my way
2007 02:01:50 Now, I couldn'tfinish the show
2008 02:01:52 without mentioningsomeone else here tonight.
2009 02:01:56 I share a lot of the samemannerisms as this person.
2010 02:01:58 People say I singa bit like him too.
2011 02:02:02 He's made me who I am -
2012 02:02:04 all the good thingsand a touch of the bad.
2013 02:02:08 And I wouldn't bewhere I am without him.
2014 02:02:10 We haven't performedtogether for...
2015 02:02:14 ...twenty five years.
2016 02:02:18 But I've wanted toevery day since.
2017 02:02:20 Please welcome to the stage...
2018 02:02:24 ...my dad.
2019 02:02:46 Thank you very much.
2020 02:02:47 What do you think, youth,shall we light 'em up?
2021 02:02:52 Tell it like it is, Dad.
2022 02:02:57 鈾?Regrets, I've had a few
2023 02:03:02 Me too.
2024 02:03:03 鈾?But then again
2025 02:03:06 鈾?Too few to mention
2026 02:03:10 鈾?I did what I had to do
2027 02:03:16 鈾?And saw it through
2028 02:03:19 鈾?Without exemption
2029 02:03:23 鈾?I plannedeach charted course 鈾?/i>
2030 02:03:28 鈾?Each careful step
2031 02:03:31 鈾?Along the byway
2032 02:03:36 - I'm sorry, Robert.- I know, Dad.
2033 02:03:39 You always had it, you know.
2034 02:03:41 Now, look at you.You're one of the gods.
2035 02:03:45 鈾?My way
2036 02:03:47 鈾?Yes, there were times 鈾?/i>
2037 02:03:51 鈾?I'm sure you knew
2038 02:03:54 鈾?When I bit offmore than I could chew 鈾?/i>
2039 02:04:00 鈾?And through it all
2040 02:04:03 鈾?When there was doubt
2041 02:04:06 鈾?I ate it upand spit it out 鈾?/i>
2042 02:04:12 鈾?I faced it all
2043 02:04:15 鈾?And I stood tall
2044 02:04:19 鈾?And did it my way
2045 02:04:42 Peter Conway, everybody.
2046 02:04:46 My dad!
2047 02:04:48 Or at least that'swhat Mum told us.
2048 02:04:50 Oh, Robbie...
2049 02:04:51 鈾?I've lovedI've laughed and cried 鈾?/i>
2050 02:04:57 鈾?I've had my fillMy share of losing 鈾?/i>
2051 02:05:04 鈾?And now
2052 02:05:07 鈾?As tears subside
2053 02:05:10 鈾?I find it all so amusing
2054 02:05:17 鈾?To think I did all that
2055 02:05:22 鈾?And may I say
2056 02:05:26 鈾?Not in a shy way
2057 02:05:30 鈾?Oh, noOh, no, not me 鈾?/i>
2058 02:05:34 鈾?I did it my way
2059 02:05:40 鈾?For what is a man
2060 02:05:44 鈾?What has he got?
2061 02:05:48 鈾?If not himself,then he has naught 鈾?/i>
2062 02:05:54 鈾?To say the thingshe truly feels 鈾?/i>
2063 02:06:00 鈾?And not the words
2064 02:06:04 鈾?Of one who kneels
2065 02:06:07 鈾?Let the record show
2066 02:06:10 鈾?I took the blows
2067 02:06:14 鈾?And did it
2068 02:06:16 鈾?My
2069 02:06:20 鈾?Way
2070 02:06:35 We love you!
2071 02:06:41 Nan! This is your grandsonsinging and I love you.
2072 02:06:50 鈾?I did it
2073 02:06:52 鈾?My
2074 02:06:56 鈾?Way
2075 02:07:06 Who did I lovewhen I was a kid?
2076 02:07:09 I loved Frank Sinatra.
2077 02:07:13 Come on!
2078 02:07:14 And I loved my dadand he's an entertainer.
2079 02:07:18 Shit! That's who I am.That feels good to me.
2080 02:07:22 I want to make thetwelve-year-old at my nan's,
2081 02:07:25 watching TV on a Saturday night,feeling safe.
2082 02:07:29 I wanted to make thatsame twelve-year-old
2083 02:07:31 feel safe onstage.
2084 02:07:35 I'm a fucking entertainer.
2085 02:07:37 It might be cabaret,but it's world-class cabaret,
2086 02:07:40 and I'm the fucking best at it.
2087 02:07:45 Fuck yourselves!
2088 02:08:03 鈾?I walked alonga forbidden road 鈾?/i>
2089 02:08:07 鈾?I had to knowWhere does it go? 鈾?/i>
2090 02:08:13 鈾?Like birds thatfly into the sun 鈾?/i>
2091 02:08:17 鈾?I had to runI'm not the only one 鈾?/i>
2092 02:08:23 鈾?Why do youlook at me that way? 鈾?/i>
2093 02:08:26 鈾?I'm not a problemthat needs solving 鈾?/i>
2094 02:08:29 鈾?The truth is still evolving
2095 02:08:33 鈾?Life is the choicesthat we make 鈾?/i>
2096 02:08:37 鈾?We're the mastersof our own fate 鈾?/i>
2097 02:08:39 鈾?The painter and the paint
2098 02:08:43 鈾?You need to lose your mind
2099 02:08:48 鈾?To get back to the light
2100 02:08:53 鈾?Sometimes
2101 02:08:57 鈾?I walked alonga forbidden road 鈾?/i>
2102 02:09:00 鈾?I had to knowWhere does it go? 鈾?/i>
2103 02:09:07 鈾?Like birds thatfly into the sun 鈾?/i>
2104 02:09:10 鈾?I had to runI'm not the only one 鈾?/i>
2105 02:09:17 鈾?Maybe I'm never satisfied
2106 02:09:20 鈾?I made a lot ofpoor decisions 鈾?/i>
2107 02:09:23 鈾?Yeah, I madesome revisions 鈾?/i>
2108 02:09:27 鈾?And I'm still tryingto get it right 鈾?/i>
2109 02:09:30 鈾?I'm a living contradictionThe cure and the affliction 鈾?/i>
2110 02:09:36 鈾?You need to lose your mind
2111 02:09:41 鈾?To get back to the light
2112 02:09:46 鈾?Sometimes
2113 02:09:50 鈾?I walked alonga forbidden road 鈾?/i>
2114 02:09:53 鈾?I had to knowWhere does it go? 鈾?/i>
2115 02:10:00 鈾?Like birds thatfly into the sun 鈾?/i>
2116 02:10:04 鈾?I had to runI'm not the only one 鈾?/i>
2117 02:10:08 鈾?So do you love me now?
2118 02:10:14 鈾?Or did I let you down?
2119 02:10:19 鈾?You said you wantedall my secrets 鈾?/i>
2120 02:10:22 鈾?So I showed youall my demons 鈾?/i>
2121 02:10:24 鈾?Do you love me now?
2122 02:10:30 鈾?I walked alonga forbidden road 鈾?/i>
2123 02:10:34 鈾?I had to knowWhere does it go? 鈾?/i>
2124 02:10:40 鈾?Like birds thatfly into the sun 鈾?/i>
2125 02:10:44 鈾?I had to runI'm not the only one 鈾?/i>
