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1 00:00:15 [man] Do you find me sadistic?
2 00:00:19 You know, Kiddo...
3 00:00:21 ... l'd like to believe...
4 00:00:24 ... you're aware enough, even now...
5 00:00:27 ... to know that there's nothing sadistic...
6 00:00:31 ... in my actions.
7 00:00:35 At this moment...
8 00:00:38 ... this is me...
9 00:00:41 ... at my most masochistic.
10 00:00:44 Bill.
11 00:00:46 It's your ba...
12 00:00:53 [woman] Looked dead, didn't l?
13 00:00:55 Well, l wasn't.
14 00:00:56 But it wasn't from lack of trying,l can tell you that.
15 00:01:00 Actually, Bill's last bulletput me in a coma -
16 00:01:03 A coma l was to lie in for four years.
17 00:01:07 When l woke up, l went on whatthe movie advertisements refer to as
18 00:01:12 "a roaring rampage of revenge."
19 00:01:15 I roared, and l rampaged,
20 00:01:18 And l got bloody satisfaction.
21 00:01:22 I've killed a hell of a lot of peopleto get to this point,
22 00:01:26 But l've only one more.
23 00:01:29 The last one.
24 00:01:31 The one l'm driving to right now.
25 00:01:35 The only one left.
26 00:01:38 And when l arrive at my destination,
27 00:01:42 I am gonna kill Bill.
28 00:01:45 [ instrumental]
29 00:02:10 [woman] The incident that happenedat the Two Pines Wedding Chapel
30 00:02:14 that put this whole gory story into motion
31 00:02:17 has since become legend.
32 00:02:20 "Massacre at Two Pines."
33 00:02:22 That's what the newspapers called it.
34 00:02:24 The local TVnews called it,
35 00:02:26 "The El Paso, TexasWedding Chapel Massacre."
36 00:02:30 How it happened, who was there,
37 00:02:33 how many got killedand who killed them -
38 00:02:36 changes depending onwho's telling the story.
39 00:02:40 ln actual fact, the massacre didn'thappen during a wedding at all.
40 00:02:45 It was a wedding rehearsal.
41 00:02:48 Now, when we cometo the part where l say,
42 00:02:50 "You may kiss the bride,"you may kiss the bride.
43 00:02:55 But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.
44 00:02:57 [laughter]
45 00:02:59 This might be funny to your friends,
46 00:03:01 But it would be embarrassingto your parents.
47 00:03:05 [laughter continues]
48 00:03:06 We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend.
49 00:03:11 Y'all got a song?
50 00:03:16 How 'bout "Love Me Tender"?l can play that.
51 00:03:19 - Sure.- Yeah.
52 00:03:22 "Love Me Tender" would be great.
53 00:03:24 Rufus - he's the man.
54 00:03:27 Rufus, who was thatthat you used to play for?
55 00:03:30 Rufus Thomas.
56 00:03:32 Rufus Thomas.Rufus Thomas.
57 00:03:35 I was a Drell. l was a Drifter.l was a Coaster.
58 00:03:40 I was part of the Gang.l was a Barkay.
59 00:03:43 If they come through Texas,l done played with 'em.
60 00:03:48 Rufus - he's the man.
61 00:03:54 - Have l forgotten anything?- Um...
62 00:03:56 Oh yes, you forgot, uh,the seating arrangements.
63 00:04:00 - Thank you, Mother.- Yes.
64 00:04:03 Now, the way we normally do this -
65 00:04:05 We have the bride's side,and then we have the groom's side.
66 00:04:09 But since the brideain't got nobody comin',
67 00:04:13 And the groom's gotfar too many people comin'...
68 00:04:17 Well, yeah, they're comin'all the way from Oklahoma.
69 00:04:21 Right...
70 00:04:23 Well, l don't see no problem with...
71 00:04:26 ... the groom's sidesharing the bride's side.
72 00:04:29 - Do you, Mother?- l don't have a problem with that.
73 00:04:32 But, uh...
74 00:04:34 Honey, you know, it would be goodif you had somebody come.
75 00:04:38 You know, as a sign of good faith?
76 00:04:42 Well, l don't have anybody...
77 00:04:45 ... except for Tommy and my friends.
78 00:04:49 - You have no family?- Well, l'm workin' on changing that.
79 00:04:53 Mrs. Harmony, we're all the familythis little angel's ever gonna need.
80 00:04:59 L'm not feeling very well,and this bitch is starting to piss me off.
81 00:05:03 So while y'all blather on,l'm gonna go outside and get some air.
82 00:05:07 OK. Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh...
83 00:05:10 - She's gonna go out and get some air.- Yeah. Given her delicate condition...
84 00:05:14 She just needs a few minutesto get it together. She'll be OK.
85 00:05:16 [Reverend] Right...
86 00:05:19 [ flute]
87 00:06:36 Hello, Kiddo.
88 00:06:43 - How did you find me?- l'm the man.
89 00:06:51 What are you doin' here?
90 00:06:54 What am l doin'?
91 00:06:58 Well...
92 00:07:00 ... moment ago l was playin' my flute.
93 00:07:09 At this moment...
94 00:07:13 ... l'm lookin' at the most beautiful bridethese old eyes have ever seen.
95 00:07:19 - Why are you here?- Last look.
96 00:07:25 - Are you gonna be nice?- l've never been nice in my whole life.
97 00:07:31 But l'll do my best to be sweet.
98 00:07:35 Hmm.
99 00:07:36 I always told you...
100 00:07:39 ... your sweet side is you best side.
101 00:07:42 I guess that's why you'rethe only one who's ever seen it.
102 00:07:49 - So you got a bun in the oven.- Hmm.
103 00:07:55 - l'm knocked up.- Jeez, Louise.
104 00:08:00 That young man of yours sure doesn'tbelieve in wasting time, does he?
105 00:08:05 Have you seen Tommy?
106 00:08:10 - Big guy in the tux?- Yes.
107 00:08:13 Then l saw him.
108 00:08:16 I like his hair.
109 00:08:20 You promised you'd be nice.
110 00:08:24 No, l said l'd do my best.That's hardly a promise.
111 00:08:29 But you're right.
112 00:08:31 What does your young mando for a living?
113 00:08:36 He owns a used record storehere in El Paso.
114 00:08:39 - Ah. Music lover, eh?- He's fond of music.
115 00:08:45 Aren't we all?
116 00:08:51 And what are you doingfor a J-O-B these days?
117 00:08:56 I work in the record store.
118 00:08:59 Aso.
119 00:09:03 It all suddenly seems so clear.
120 00:09:08 - Do you like it?- Yeah. l like it a lot, smartass.
121 00:09:14 I get to listen to music all day...
122 00:09:16 ... talk about music all day.It's really cool.
123 00:09:21 It's gonna be a great environmentfor my little girl to grow up in.
124 00:09:28 As opposed to jetting around the world,killing human beings,
125 00:09:33 And being paid vast sums of money?
126 00:09:37 Precisely.
127 00:09:39 Well, my old friend...
128 00:09:42 ... to each his own.
129 00:09:44 However, all cockblockery aside...
130 00:09:49 I am looking forwardto meeting your young man.
131 00:09:53 I happen to be, more or less,particular whom my gal marries.
132 00:10:01 - You want to come to the wedding?- Only if l can sit on the bride's side.
133 00:10:06 You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
134 00:10:08 Your side always was a bit lonely.
135 00:10:13 But l wouldn't sit anywhere else.
136 00:10:17 You know...
137 00:10:19 ... l had the loveliest dream about you...
138 00:10:22 Oh, here's Tommy!Call me Arlene.
139 00:10:25 - You must be Tommy!- Uh-huh.
140 00:10:27 Arlene's told me so much about you.
141 00:10:29 - Honey, you OK?- Oh, l'm fine.
142 00:10:32 Tommy, l'd like you to meet my father.
143 00:10:35 Oh, my God!
144 00:10:38 Oh, my God, this is great!
145 00:10:40 I'm so glad to meet you, sir... uh, Dad.
146 00:10:43 The name's Bill.
147 00:10:45 Well, it's great to meet you... Bill.
148 00:10:48 - Arlene told me you couldn't make it.- Surprise.
149 00:10:51 That's my pop for ya.Always full of surprises.
150 00:10:54 Well, in the surprise department...
151 00:10:58 ... the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
152 00:11:01 - When did you get in?- Just now.
153 00:11:03 - Did you come straight from Australia?- Of course.
154 00:11:07 Daddy, l told Tommy that you werein Perth mining for silver, and...
155 00:11:10 ... no one could reach you.
156 00:11:13 Lucky for us all, that's not the case.
157 00:11:16 So...
158 00:11:18 What's this all about?l've heard of wedding rehearsals,
159 00:11:22 But l don't believe l've ever heard ofa wedding dress rehearsal before.
160 00:11:26 We thought,
161 00:11:28 "Why pay so much money for a dressyou're only gonna wear once?"
162 00:11:31 Especially when Arlene looksso goddamn beautiful in it.
163 00:11:34 So, l think we're gonna try to getall the mileage we can out of it.
164 00:11:39 Isn't it supposed to be bad luckfor the groom to see the bride
165 00:11:43 In her wedding dressbefore the ceremony?
166 00:11:46 Well, l guess l just believein living dangerously.
167 00:11:52 I know just what you mean.
168 00:11:54 [Reverend] Son.Some of us have places to be.
169 00:11:57 [Rufus] Sure do.
170 00:11:59 Look, we got to go through this onemore time. So, why don't you have a s...
171 00:12:03 Oh, my God. What am l thinking?You should give her away!
172 00:12:08 Tommy, that's not exactlyDaddy's cup of tea.
173 00:12:11 I think Father would bemuch more comfortable
174 00:12:14 - sitting with the rest of the guests.- Hmm. Really?
175 00:12:17 That's asking a lot.
176 00:12:21 Oh. OK.Well, forget it.
177 00:12:23 But how about we go outto dinner tonight to celebrate?
178 00:12:26 Only on the condition thatl pay for everything.
179 00:12:29 Deal. We got to do this now.
180 00:12:32 - Can l watch?- Absolutely. Have a seat.
181 00:12:36 - Which is the bride's side?- Right over here.
182 00:12:42 [Reverend] Mother, here we go!
183 00:12:46 Now son, about them vows...
184 00:12:50 [ guitar]
185 00:12:56 Bill...
186 00:12:58 - l just want...- You don't owe me a damn thing.
187 00:13:03 If he's the man you want...
188 00:13:05 ... then go stand by him.
189 00:13:32 - Do l look pretty?- Oh, yes.
190 00:13:46 Thank you.
191 00:14:23 [Reverend] What the hell?
192 00:14:25 [screaming]
193 00:14:26 [bride] No! Bill!
194 00:14:28 [machine gunfire]
195 00:14:35 [barking]
196 00:14:37 [bells toll]
197 00:14:57 [bird chirps]
198 00:15:06 You tellin' me she cut her way through88 bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
199 00:15:14 Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.
200 00:15:16 They just called themselves"The Crazy 88"
201 00:15:19 - How come?- l don't know.
202 00:15:21 I guess they thought it sounded cool.
203 00:15:24 Anyhow, they all fellunder her Hanzo sword.
204 00:15:28 - She got a Hanzo sword?- He made one for her.
205 00:15:32 Didn't he swear a blood oathto never make another sword?
206 00:15:36 It would appear he has broken it.
207 00:15:41 Them Japs sure know howto hold a grudge, don't they?
208 00:15:47 Or maybe...
209 00:15:49 ... you just tendto bring that out in people.
210 00:15:53 I know this is a ridiculous questionbefore l ask it,
211 00:15:57 But you haven't, by any chance,kept up with your... swordplay?
212 00:16:04 I, um...
213 00:16:07 [belches] l pawned that years ago.
214 00:16:10 You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?
215 00:16:14 Yep.
216 00:16:16 It was priceless.
217 00:16:22 Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.
218 00:16:27 In El Paso, l got me $250 for it.
219 00:16:31 I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
220 00:16:35 [sniffs]
221 00:16:37 If she wants to fight with me, all she'sgot to do is come down to the club
222 00:16:40 And start some shit,and we'll be in a fight.
223 00:16:45 I know we haven't spoken in some time,
224 00:16:50 And the last time we spokewasn't the most pleasant,
225 00:16:54 But you've got to get overbeing mad at me,
226 00:16:58 And start becoming afraid of [bleep],
227 00:17:01 Because she is coming,and she's coming to kill you.
228 00:17:05 And unless you accept my assistance,l have no doubt she will succeed.
229 00:17:19 I don't dodge guilt, and l don't Jewout of paying my comeuppance.
230 00:17:26 Can't we just... forget the past?
231 00:17:32 That woman...
232 00:17:34 ... deserves her revenge.
233 00:17:41 And...
234 00:17:43 ... we deserve to die.
235 00:17:50 But then again...
236 00:17:53 ... so does she.
237 00:17:59 So l guess...
238 00:18:01 ... we'll just see.
239 00:18:05 Won't we?
240 00:18:28 [ distant music]
241 00:18:36 [ Spanish music]
242 00:18:43 Late again.
243 00:18:45 Budd, can't you tell time?
244 00:18:48 There ain't nobody in here, man.
245 00:18:50 - [man] Is that Budd?- Yeah.
246 00:18:53 [man] Tell him to gethis fucking ass back here!
247 00:18:56 OK.
248 00:18:58 Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.
249 00:19:06 Take a hit.Be somebody, baby.
250 00:19:18 You looking for me?
251 00:19:26 I don't know what car washyou worked before you came here
252 00:19:30 That let you stroll in 20 minutes late,but it wasn't owned by me
253 00:19:33 - and l own a fuckin' car wash.- Do you want me to leave?
254 00:19:36 No, l don't want you to leave.l want you to sit and wait.
255 00:19:39 Larry...
256 00:19:41 ... there ain't nobody out there, so...
257 00:19:44 [slurring] "There's nobodyout there, Larry."
258 00:19:50 What's your point?
259 00:19:52 - That you're not needed here?- My point is...
260 00:19:57 ... l'm the bouncer, and thereain't nobody out there to bounce.
261 00:20:02 You saying that the reason...
262 00:20:05 ... that you're not doing the job that l'm...
263 00:20:09 ... paying you to do is thatyou don't have a job to do?
264 00:20:16 - No...- ls that what you're saying?
265 00:20:18 What are you tryingto convince me of, exactly?
266 00:20:20 That you're as uselessas an asshole right here?
267 00:20:24 Well, guess what, buddy?
268 00:20:27 I think... you just fucking convinced me.
269 00:20:32 Let's go to the calendar.
270 00:20:34 Lt's calendar time.
271 00:20:36 Calendar time for Buddy.
272 00:20:39 - OK. You working tomorrow?- Yeah.
273 00:20:42 Mm. No, you're n... You don't even knowwhat fucking day you work.
274 00:20:47 Here. You're not working tomorrow.
275 00:20:49 You're working Wednesday.Here you are. There you go.
276 00:20:52 - Workin' Thursday?- Yeah.
277 00:20:54 I don't think so.Friday.
278 00:20:58 I d... There's your name.
279 00:21:01 - lf you say so.- There used to be your name. OK?
280 00:21:04 - Saturday. There used to be your name.- Oh.
281 00:21:07 Uh, Monday...
282 00:21:09 Here. How about that?
283 00:21:10 Fuckin' with your cash is the only thingyou kids seem to understand. OK?
284 00:21:16 Now, l want you to go home till l call you.
285 00:21:19 Till l call you.
286 00:21:21 Before you leave, talk to Rocket.She's got a job for you to do.
287 00:21:27 And...
288 00:21:30 ... the hat.
289 00:21:32 That fuckin' hat.
290 00:21:35 That fucking...
291 00:21:38 How many times have l told you,
292 00:21:41 Don't wear that fucking hat here?How many?
293 00:21:50 Customers wear hats.
294 00:21:51 Well, l'm not the boss of the customers.
295 00:21:54 I'm the boss of you.And l'm telling you...
296 00:21:58 ... that l want you to keepthat shit-kicker hat at home.
297 00:22:20 [lighter clicks]
298 00:22:24 [lighter clicks again]
299 00:22:37 Yeah. Budd, honey, uh,the toilet is at it again.
300 00:22:41 There's shitty water all over the floor.
301 00:22:44 OK... Rocket.
302 00:22:50 - l'll clean it up.- Mm-hmm.
303 00:24:12 [ "A Satisfied Mind"by Johnny Cash]
304 00:24:16 How many times
305 00:24:18 Have you heard someone say,
306 00:24:24 "lf l had his money,
307 00:24:27 l could do things my way"
308 00:24:31 But little they know
309 00:24:35 That it's so hard to find
310 00:24:39 One rich man in ten
311 00:24:42 With a satisfied mind
312 00:24:49 Once l was wading
313 00:24:52 ln fortune and fame
314 00:24:56 Everything that l dreamed for
315 00:25:00 To get a start in life's game
316 00:25:04 Then suddenly it happened
317 00:25:08 l lost every dime,but l'm richer...
318 00:25:12 [dogs barking]
319 00:25:14 [music stops]
320 00:25:45 [music continues]
321 00:25:47 How many times
322 00:25:49 Have you heard someone say...
323 00:26:02 [groans]
324 00:26:04 [music continues]
325 00:26:10 [laughing]
326 00:26:21 [music stops]
327 00:26:30 Now...
328 00:26:32 ... that gentled you down some, didn't it?
329 00:26:44 Yep.
330 00:26:47 Ain't nobody a badass with a doubledose of rock salt dug deep in her tits.
331 00:26:58 Not havin'... tits...
332 00:27:06 ... as fine...
333 00:27:08 ... or as big as yours,
334 00:27:11 I can't even imaginehow bad that shit must sting.
335 00:27:15 [coughs]
336 00:27:20 Yet...
337 00:27:25 ... l don't want to, neither.
338 00:27:49 I win.
339 00:27:51 [coughs]
340 00:27:55 [groaning]
341 00:28:01 Ugh! Ugh.
342 00:29:00 [ringing]
343 00:29:04 Bill.
344 00:29:05 Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.
345 00:29:09 - Budd.- Bingo.
346 00:29:12 And to what do l owethis dubious pleasure?
347 00:29:15 [sniffs] l just caught me the cowgirlain't never been caught.
348 00:29:21 - Did you kill her?- Well, not yet, l ain't.
349 00:29:26 l shot her full of rock salt.
350 00:29:28 She's so gentle right now, l couldperform her coup de gr ce with a rock.
351 00:29:34 Anywho...
352 00:29:39 Guess what l'm holdin'in my hand right now?
353 00:29:43 What?
354 00:29:44 A brand spankin' newHattori Hanzo sword.
355 00:29:50 And l'm here to tell ya, Elle,
356 00:29:53 ... that's what l call sharp.- How much?
357 00:29:57 Oh, that's hard to say,bein' that it's... priceless and all.
358 00:30:01 What's the terms?
359 00:30:04 You get your bony ass down herefirst thing in the morning...
360 00:30:08 ... with a million dollars in folding cash...
361 00:30:12 ... and l'll give you the greatest swordever made by a man.
362 00:30:22 Now, how do you like the sound of that?
363 00:30:24 Sounds like we got a deal.
364 00:30:26 - One condition.- What?
365 00:30:29 She must suffer to her last breath.
366 00:30:32 [chuckling] Well...
367 00:30:35 That, Elle darlin'...
368 00:30:38 ... l can pretty muchdamn well guarantee.
369 00:30:42 Then l'll see youin the mornin', millionaire.
370 00:30:46 All right.
371 00:31:00 [ country]
372 00:31:03 [men chattering]
373 00:31:08 [grunting]
374 00:31:12 [owl hooting]
375 00:31:16 [shoveling]
376 00:31:34 [footsteps approach]
377 00:31:49 Wakey, wakey.
378 00:31:51 Eggs and bakey.
379 00:31:56 [grunts]
380 00:32:28 [man] l'm done!
381 00:32:30 Get me outta this hole!
382 00:32:36 [Budd] Good.
383 00:32:43 [grunts]
384 00:32:47 [man] Whew.
385 00:33:10 Whoa, look at those eyes.
386 00:33:12 [chuckles] This bitch is furious.
387 00:33:16 [sniffs] What did l tell ya?
388 00:33:19 Is she the cutest littleblond pussy you ever saw?
389 00:33:22 Or... is she the cutest littleblond pussy you ever saw?
390 00:33:27 I seen better.
391 00:33:34 You got anything to say?
392 00:33:39 White women call this"the silent treatment."
393 00:33:42 And we let 'em think we don't like it.
394 00:33:47 [snorts]
395 00:33:50 You grab the feet, l'll get the head.
396 00:33:53 [belches]
397 00:33:56 [grunting]
398 00:34:00 Hey. Hey. Hey!
399 00:34:03 Wiggle worm, you see this?
400 00:34:07 You see it, don't ya?
401 00:34:12 That's a can of Mace.
402 00:34:13 Mm-hmm. No.
403 00:34:16 You're goin' underneaththe ground tonight.
404 00:34:20 And... that's all there is to it.
405 00:34:26 I wanna bury ya.
406 00:34:31 I was gonna bury ya...
407 00:34:38 [chuckles]... with this.
408 00:34:45 But if you're gonnaact like a horse's ass...
409 00:34:51 ... l'm gonna spray this whole goddamncan right in your eyeballs!
410 00:34:56 I'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head.
411 00:35:01 Then you're gonna be blind...
412 00:35:03 ... and burnin'...
413 00:35:08 ...and buried alive.
414 00:35:15 Now, what's it gonna be, sister?
415 00:35:28 That's a wise decision.
416 00:35:44 This is for breakin' my brother's heart.
417 00:35:56 [whimpers]
418 00:36:21 [whimpers]
419 00:36:25 [thumping]
420 00:36:28 [cries]
421 00:36:30 [pantingcrying]
422 00:36:38 [gasps]
423 00:36:43 [rumbling]
424 00:36:47 [panting]
425 00:36:50 [rumbling continues]
426 00:36:53 [panting faster]
427 00:36:56 [rumbling continues]
428 00:36:59 [panting continues]
429 00:37:01 [whimpers]
430 00:37:04 [grunt]
431 00:37:05 [creaking]
432 00:37:08 [thudgrunt]
433 00:37:11 [breathing softly]
434 00:37:18 [loud thud]
435 00:37:21 [panting]
436 00:37:23 [loud thud]
437 00:37:28 [cryingloud thud]
438 00:37:31 [gasping]
439 00:37:33 [loud thud]
440 00:37:39 [thud]
441 00:37:40 [whimpering]
442 00:37:44 [thud]
443 00:37:48 [grunting]
444 00:37:52 [sobbingdistant thud]
445 00:37:59 [grunting]
446 00:38:02 [crying]
447 00:38:05 [faint rumbling]
448 00:38:16 [sobs]
449 00:38:19 [panting]
450 00:38:26 [grunting]
451 00:38:31 [screaminggrunting]
452 00:38:49 [crying]
453 00:39:24 [ flute]
454 00:39:36 Once upon a time...
455 00:39:38 ... in China...
456 00:39:41 ... some believe around the year...
457 00:39:45 ... one double aught-three,
458 00:39:49 Head priest of the White Lotus Clan,Pai Mei, was walking down a road...
459 00:39:56 ... contemplating whatever it is
460 00:39:58 That a man of Pai Mei'sinfinite powers would contemplate -
461 00:40:05 Which is another wayof saying, "Who knows?" -
462 00:40:09 When a Shaolin monkappeared on the road,
463 00:40:12 Traveling in the opposite direction.
464 00:40:15 As the monk and the priestcrossed paths...
465 00:40:19 ... Pai Mei...
466 00:40:22 ... in a practically unfathomabledisplay of generosity,
467 00:40:27 Gave the monk the slightest of nods.
468 00:40:32 The nod...
469 00:40:34 ... was not returned.
470 00:40:37 [ note]
471 00:40:40 Now, was it the intentionof the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei?
472 00:40:46 Or did he just fail to seethe generous social gesture?
473 00:40:51 The motives of the monkremain unknown.
474 00:40:56 What is known...
475 00:40:59 ... were the consequences.
476 00:41:02 [ flute]
477 00:41:13 The next morning, Pai Meiappeared at the Shaolin temple...
478 00:41:20 ... and demandedof the temple's head abbot
479 00:41:23 That he offer Pai Mei his neckto repay the insult.
480 00:41:30 The abbot, at first,tried to console Pai Mei.
481 00:41:34 Only to find Pai Mei was...
482 00:41:38 ... inconsolable.
483 00:41:40 [ flute]
484 00:41:51 So began...
485 00:41:54 ... the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple,and all sixty of the monks inside,
486 00:41:59 At the fists of the White Lotus.
487 00:42:03 And... so began the legend...
488 00:42:07 ... of Pai Mei's Five-Point-PalmExploding-Heart Technique.
489 00:42:11 And what, pray tell,is the Five-Point-Palm
490 00:42:14 - Exploding-Heart Technique?- Quite simply,
491 00:42:17 The deadliest blow in all of martial arts.
492 00:42:23 He hits you with his fingertips...
493 00:42:27 ... at five different pressurepoints on your body...
494 00:42:31 ... and then lets you walk away.
495 00:42:35 But once you've taken five steps...
496 00:42:38 ... your heart explodes inside your body...
497 00:42:42 ... and you fall to the floor, dead.
498 00:42:46 - Did he teach you that?- No.
499 00:42:50 He teaches no one the Five-Point-PalmExploding-Heart Technique.
500 00:42:55 Now...
501 00:42:58 ... one of the thingsl've always liked about you...
502 00:43:01 ... Kiddo...
503 00:43:04 ... is you appearwise beyond your years.
504 00:43:11 So, allow me to imparta word to the wise:
505 00:43:16 Whatever...
506 00:43:17 ... whatever Pai Mei says, obey.
507 00:43:23 Lf you flash him, even for an instant,a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out.
508 00:43:29 And if you throw anyAmerican sass his way...
509 00:43:33 ... he'll snap your back and your necklike they were twigs.
510 00:43:40 And that will be the story of you.
511 00:43:46 [ flute]
512 00:44:03 He'll accept you as his student.
513 00:44:06 - What happened to you?- Nothin'.
514 00:44:08 - Get in a fight?- Friendly contest.
515 00:44:11 Why did he accept me?
516 00:44:13 Because he's a very, very, very old man.
517 00:44:17 And like all rotten bastards...
518 00:44:20 ... when they become old,they get lonely.
519 00:44:25 Which has no effecton their dispositions,
520 00:44:29 But it does teach themthe value of company.
521 00:44:33 Whew. Oh.
522 00:44:36 [sighs] Just seein' thosesteps again makes me ache.
523 00:44:41 You're gonna have a lot of fun
524 00:44:43 Carrying buckets of waterup and down that fucker.
525 00:44:51 When will l see you again?
526 00:44:53 That's the title of my favoritesoul song of the seventies.
527 00:44:57 - What?- Nothin'.
528 00:44:59 When he tells me you're done.
529 00:45:02 When do you think that might be?
530 00:45:04 That, my dearest,depends entirely on you.
531 00:45:07 Now remember,no sarcasm, no backtalk.
532 00:45:11 At least not for the first year or so.
533 00:45:13 You're gonna have to let himwarm up to you.
534 00:45:16 He hates Caucasians,despises Americans,
535 00:45:20 And has nothingbut contempt for women.
536 00:45:26 So in your case...it might take a little while.
537 00:45:30 - Adi s.- [engine starts]
538 00:47:12 Master...
539 00:47:15 Your Mandarin is lousy.
540 00:47:17 It causes my ears discomfort.
541 00:47:19 You bray like an ass!
542 00:47:21 You are not to speak unless spoken to.
543 00:47:24 Is it too much to hope...you understand Cantonese?
544 00:47:32 I speak Japanese very well...
545 00:47:33 I didn't ask if you speak Japanese...
546 00:47:37 I asked if you understand Cantonese?
547 00:47:40 A little.
548 00:47:42 You are here to learn the mysteriesof Kung Fu, not linguistics.
549 00:47:47 If you can't understand me...
550 00:47:49 I will communicate with youlike l would a dog.
551 00:47:51 When l yell, when l point,when l beat you with my stick!
552 00:48:01 Bill is your master, is he not?
553 00:48:04 Yes, he is.
554 00:48:08 Your master tells me...you're not entirely unschooled.
555 00:48:13 What training do you possess?
556 00:48:15 I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style,
557 00:48:18 And l am more than proficient in theexquisite art of the Samurai sword.
558 00:48:22 [scoffs]
559 00:48:23 The exquisite art of the Samurai sword.Don't make me laugh!
560 00:48:26 Your so-called exquisite art,is only fit for...
561 00:48:31 Japanese fat heads!
562 00:48:33 [laughs]
563 00:48:38 Your anger amuses me.Do you believe you are my match?
564 00:48:44 No.
565 00:48:45 Are you aware l kill at will?
566 00:48:48 Yes.
567 00:48:49 Is it your wish to die?
568 00:48:51 No.
569 00:48:52 [laughs]
570 00:48:53 Then you must be stupid...
571 00:48:55 Then you must be stupid... so stupid.
572 00:48:57 Rise, and let me look at yourridiculous face.
573 00:49:01 Rise.
574 00:49:07 So my pathetic friend...ls there anything that you can do well?
575 00:49:13 What's the matter?
576 00:49:16 Cat got your tongue?
577 00:49:19 - Oh yes, you speak Japanese.
578 00:49:23 I despise the Goddamn Japs!
579 00:49:27 Go to that rack.
580 00:49:37 Remove the sword.
581 00:49:45 [whooshes]
582 00:50:05 Let's see how good you really are.
583 00:50:07 If...
584 00:50:10 ... you land a single blow,
585 00:50:13 I'll bow down and call you master.
586 00:50:15 [whipping]
587 00:50:20 [grunts]
588 00:50:22 [grunts]
589 00:50:26 [grunting]
590 00:50:29 From here you can getan excellent view of my foot.
591 00:50:31 [thud]
592 00:50:34 [laughs]
593 00:50:37 Your swordsmanship...is amateur at best.
594 00:50:40 [whipping]
595 00:50:46 [grunting]
596 00:50:54 Your so-called kung-fu... is really...quite pathetic.
597 00:51:02 I asked you to demonstrate...what you know... and you did...
598 00:51:07 Not a goddamn thing!
599 00:51:09 Let's see your Tiger Crane...match my Eagle's Claw.
600 00:51:15 [whooshes]
601 00:51:27 [grunting]
602 00:51:37 [grunts]
603 00:51:45 [grunting]
604 00:51:49 [gruntslaughs]
605 00:51:58 [grunting continues]
606 00:52:00 [laughs]
607 00:52:04 [screams]
608 00:52:08 [screams]
609 00:52:10 Like all Yankee women...
610 00:52:12 ... all you can do is order in restaurantsand spend a man's money.
611 00:52:16 Excruciating... isn't it?
612 00:52:18 Yes!
613 00:52:21 If it was my wish...
614 00:52:23 ... l could chop your arm off.
615 00:52:24 No, please don't!
616 00:52:26 [laughs]
617 00:52:27 It's my arm now. l can do what l please.
618 00:52:30 If you can stop me... l suggest you try.
619 00:52:32 [screams]
620 00:52:34 I can't.
621 00:52:37 Because you're helpless?
622 00:52:39 Yes.
623 00:52:42 Have you ever felt this before?
624 00:52:45 No.
625 00:52:46 Compared to me... you're as helplessas a worm fighting an eagle?
626 00:52:50 YES!!!
627 00:52:54 THAT'S THE BEGlNNlNG!
628 00:53:00 Ls it your wish to possessthis kind of power?
629 00:53:05 Yes!
630 00:53:09 Your training will begin... tomorrow.
631 00:53:18 [yells]
632 00:53:20 Since your arm now belongs to me...
633 00:53:22 ... l want it strong.
634 00:53:25 Can you do that?
635 00:53:28 I can, but not that close.
636 00:53:30 Then you can't do it.
637 00:53:33 What if your enemy...is three inches in front of you...
638 00:53:38 ... What do you do then...
639 00:53:40 ... Curl into a ball...
640 00:53:43 ... or do you put your FlST through him?
641 00:53:46 Now begin.
642 00:53:57 [grunts]
643 00:54:00 [grunts]
644 00:54:10 [grunts]
645 00:54:14 [grunts]
646 00:54:16 [groans]
647 00:54:18 It's the wood that shouldfear your hand...
648 00:54:20 - not the other way around.
649 00:54:23 No wonder you can't do it...you acquiesce to defeat...
650 00:54:28 - before you even begin.
651 00:54:30 [scoffs]
652 00:54:44 [grunting]
653 00:54:48 [continues grunting]
654 00:54:53 [grunting]
655 00:55:06 [continues grunting]
656 00:55:11 [gasping]
657 00:55:23 [grunting]
658 00:55:28 [yelling]
659 00:55:38 [continues yelling]
660 00:55:44 [rainfall]
661 00:56:10 [chopsticks fall]
662 00:56:18 If you want to eat like a dog...
663 00:56:21 You can live and sleepoutside like a dog.
664 00:56:26 If you want to live and sleeplike a human...
665 00:56:29 ... pick up those sticks.
666 00:57:03 [sighs]
667 00:57:11 [sighs]
668 00:57:24 [whoosh]
669 00:58:19 [grunts]
670 00:59:06 [grunts]
671 01:00:02 Come on, you bitch.
672 01:00:07 [grunts]
673 01:00:46 OK, Pai Mei.
674 01:00:51 Here l come.
675 01:00:56 [grunting]
676 01:01:31 [grunting faster]
677 01:02:02 [gasping]
678 01:02:07 [wheezing]
679 01:02:18 [grunts]
680 01:02:21 [gasping]
681 01:02:29 [wheezing]
682 01:02:34 [breathing softly]
683 01:02:53 [chimes]
684 01:05:44 - So that's a Texas funeral?- Yep.
685 01:05:49 l have to give it to ya, Budd.
686 01:05:51 That's a pretty fucked up way to die.
687 01:05:54 What's the name on the graveshe's buried under?
688 01:05:58 Paula...
689 01:06:01 ...Schultz.
690 01:06:08 Can l look at the sword?
691 01:06:10 That's my money right therein that red bag, isn't it?
692 01:06:13 lt sure is.
693 01:06:16 Well then, it's your sword now.
694 01:06:35 [blender whirring]
695 01:06:38 What's that you said?
696 01:06:40 So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword?
697 01:06:42 That's a Hanzo sword, all right.
698 01:06:45 Bill tells me you once hadone of these of your own.
699 01:06:49 Yeah, once.
700 01:06:51 Yeah? How does this onecompare to that?
701 01:07:03 lf you're gonna comparea Hanzo sword...
702 01:07:08 ...you compare itto every other sword ever made -
703 01:07:12 wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo.
704 01:07:22 [sniffsclears throat]
705 01:07:25 Here you go.Wrap your lips around that.
706 01:07:37 So...
707 01:07:40 ...which "R" are you filled with?
708 01:07:43 What?
709 01:07:48 They say...
710 01:07:50 ...the number one killer...
711 01:07:52 ...of old people...
712 01:07:54 ...is retirement.
713 01:07:58 People got a job to do, they tend to livea little bit longer so they can do it.
714 01:08:05 l've always figured that...
715 01:08:08 ...warriors and their enemies...
716 01:08:11 ...share the same relationship.
717 01:08:14 So now that you're not gonna haveto face your enemy no more
718 01:08:17 on the battlefield...
719 01:08:20 ...which "R" ya filled with?
720 01:08:25 Relief...
721 01:08:30 ...or regret?
722 01:08:33 - A little bit of both.- Horseshit.
723 01:08:39 l'm sure you do feel a little bit of both.
724 01:08:42 But l know damn well that you feel one...
725 01:08:45 ...more than you feel the other.
726 01:08:48 And the question was:Which one is it?
727 01:08:54 Regret.
728 01:08:57 You know,you gotta hand it to the ol' girl.
729 01:09:00 l never saw anybody buffalo Billthe way she buffaloed Bill.
730 01:09:05 Bill thought she was so damn smart.
731 01:09:07 And l tried to tell him...
732 01:09:09 ...she was just smart for a blond.
733 01:09:31 Thanks a bunch.
734 01:09:39 [sniffsclears throat]
735 01:09:42 [chuckles]
736 01:09:45 All right.
737 01:09:47 [hissing]
738 01:09:50 [screaming]
739 01:10:02 [continues screaming]
740 01:10:17 Mmm.
741 01:10:19 l'm sorry, Budd.
742 01:10:21 That was rude of me, wasn't it?
743 01:10:24 Budd, l'd like to introduce my friend,the black mamba.
744 01:10:28 Black mamba, this is Budd.
745 01:10:31 You know, before l pickedthat little fella up,
746 01:10:33 l looked him up on the lnternet.
747 01:10:36 Fascinating creature, the black mamba.
748 01:10:39 Listen to this:
749 01:10:41 [groans]
750 01:10:46 "ln Africa, the saying goes,
751 01:10:48 "'ln the bush, an elephant can kill you,a leopard can kill you,
752 01:10:52 "'and a black mamba can kill you.But only with the mamba,
753 01:10:56 "and this has been true in Africasince the dawn of time, is death sure.'
754 01:11:01 Hence its handle, 'Death lncarnate."'Pretty cool, huh?
755 01:11:09 "lts neurotoxic venom is one ofnature's most effective poisons,
756 01:11:13 "acting on the nervous system,causing paralysis.
757 01:11:16 "The venom of a black mambacan kill a human being in four hours
758 01:11:20 "if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb.
759 01:11:23 "However, a bite to the face or torso
760 01:11:26 can bring death from paralysiswithin 20 minutes."
761 01:11:30 Now, you should listen to this,'cause this concerns you.
762 01:11:33 "The amount of venom that can bedelivered from a single bite
763 01:11:38 can be gargantuan."
764 01:11:41 You know, l've always likedthat word, "gargantuan."
765 01:11:44 l so rarely have an opportunityto use it in a sentence.
766 01:11:48 "lf not treated quickly with antivenom,
767 01:11:50 "ten to 15 milligramscan be fatal to human beings.
768 01:11:53 "However, the black mamba can deliver
769 01:11:56 as much as 100 to 400 milligramsof venom from a single bite."
770 01:12:04 Now...
771 01:12:07 ...in these last agonizingminutes of life you have left,
772 01:12:11 let me answer that questionyou asked earlier more thoroughly.
773 01:12:18 Right at this moment...
774 01:12:21 ...the biggest "R" l feel is regret.
775 01:12:26 Regret that maybethe greatest warrior l have ever met
776 01:12:32 met her end at the handsof a bushwhackin', scrub,
777 01:12:38 alkie, piece of shit like you.
778 01:12:44 That woman deserved better.
779 01:12:46 [moansstops moaning]
780 01:13:26 [cell phone rings]
781 01:13:30 Bill...
782 01:13:33 ...l have some tragic news.
783 01:13:36 Your brother's dead.
784 01:13:39 l am so sorry, baby.
785 01:13:42 She put a black mamba in his camper.
786 01:13:46 l got her, sweetie.She's dead.
787 01:13:51 Let me put it this way:
788 01:13:53 You ever start feeling sentimental,go to Barstow, California.
789 01:13:57 When you get here, walk into a floristand buy a bunch of flowers.
790 01:14:01 Then you take those flowersto Huntington Cemetery
791 01:14:04 on Fuller and Guadalupe, look forthe headstone marked "Paula Schultz,"
792 01:14:08 and lay them on the grave.
793 01:14:10 'Cause you will be standing at the finalresting place of Beatrix Kiddo.
794 01:14:17 - Marty Kitrosser?- Here.
795 01:14:19 - Melanie Harrhouse?- Here.
796 01:14:21 - Beatrix Kiddo?- Here.
797 01:14:24 Look... l can be therein about four hours.
798 01:14:27 Do you want me to come over?
799 01:14:30 No, no, no, no.You need me, baby, l'm there.
800 01:14:36 OK. l'm leaving now.
801 01:14:39 You go smoke some pot or somethin',l'll be there soon.
802 01:14:57 [grunting]
803 01:15:09 [grunting continues]
804 01:15:15 [grunting continues]
805 01:15:43 Ugh.
806 01:15:45 Gross.
807 01:16:07 [yelling]
808 01:16:43 [grunts]
809 01:16:58 Hi-ya!
810 01:17:10 "To my brother, Budd.The only man l ever loved. Bill."
811 01:17:26 What's that?
812 01:17:30 Budd's Hanzo sword.
813 01:17:32 He said he pawned it.
814 01:17:35 Guess that makes hima liar now, don't it?
815 01:17:42 - Elle?- Bea.
816 01:17:46 Somethin' l've alwaysbeen curious about.
817 01:17:49 Just between us girls...
818 01:17:53 ...what did you say to Pai Meito make him snatch out your eye?
819 01:17:57 [screams] Ow!
820 01:18:01 l called him a miserable old fool.
821 01:18:04 Ooh. Bad idea.
822 01:18:10 Know what l did?
823 01:18:12 l killed that miserable old fool.
824 01:18:17 [Elle] How do you like the fish head,you miserable old fool?
825 01:18:20 l poisoned his fish heads.
826 01:18:23 Elle, you treacherous dog.
827 01:18:26 [Elle laughs]
828 01:18:31 l - give - you - my - word...
829 01:18:33 [Elle] And l told him,
830 01:18:35 "To me, the wordof an old fool like you
831 01:18:39 is worth less than nothing."
832 01:18:43 [laughs]
833 01:18:48 That's right.
834 01:18:50 l killed your master.
835 01:18:52 And now l'm gonna kill you, too.
836 01:18:55 With your own sword, no less.
837 01:18:57 Which, in the very immediate future,will become my sword.
838 01:19:06 Bitch...
839 01:19:08 ...you don't have a future.
840 01:19:39 [yelling]
841 01:19:53 [screaming]
842 01:20:00 [screaming] Fucking bitch!
843 01:20:04 [screaming] Fucking bitch!
844 01:20:14 [screaming] l'll kill you!You're fuckin' dead!
845 01:20:20 [screaming] You bitch! You bitch!
846 01:20:23 [moaningscreaming]
847 01:20:27 l'll fucking kill you, you bitch!
848 01:20:30 [hisses]
849 01:20:32 [screaming] Oh, l'll get you!
850 01:20:37 l'm gonna...
851 01:20:40 [screaming] Where are you?Lemme fuckin' at you!
852 01:20:43 [continues screaming]
853 01:20:45 Where are you?l'm coming, you fucking bitch!
854 01:20:49 [screaming] You're fucking dead!You're dead!
855 01:20:52 [continues screaming]
856 01:20:54 [cries] Oh... shit!
857 01:21:00 [screaming]
858 01:21:03 [wind blowing]
859 01:21:19 [# choral music]
860 01:21:58 [# male singing in Spanish]
861 01:22:22 [the bride] Like most menwho never knew their father,
862 01:22:27 Bill collected father figures.
863 01:22:30 The first was Esteban Vihaio.
864 01:22:33 Esteban was a pimpand a friend of Bill's mother.
865 01:22:37 He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexicofor over 50 years.
866 01:22:41 His army, the Acuna Boys,
867 01:22:43 made up of the fatherless offspringof his whores, ran Acuna.
868 01:22:48 He ran the Acuna Boys.
869 01:22:52 Now, at the age of 80, it would bethis retired gentleman of leisure
870 01:22:57 who could point me in Bill's direction.
871 01:23:02 Se or Esteban Vihaio?
872 01:23:06 Yes.
873 01:23:07 May l join you?
874 01:23:11 Only on the conditionthat you call me Esteban.
875 01:23:15 - May l join you, Esteban?- Please.
876 01:23:23 Americana?
877 01:23:25 Yes.
878 01:23:27 l speak a little Spanish, if you prefer.
879 01:23:30 No, no, no, no.l prefer English.
880 01:23:33 l haven't spoken it in a while,
881 01:23:36 but l would relishthe opportunity to converse
882 01:23:39 with such a prettycompanion as yourself.
883 01:23:42 lt's my pleasure to be in the companyof such a fine gentleman as yourself.
884 01:23:47 l must warn you, young lady...
885 01:23:50 ...l am susceptible to flattery.
886 01:23:56 How may l be of service to you?
887 01:24:06 Where's Bill?
888 01:24:10 Ahh.
889 01:24:13 You must be Beatrix.
890 01:24:17 l can see the attraction.
891 01:24:22 l remember when Bill was onlyfive years old, l took him to the movies.
892 01:24:27 lt was a movie starring Lana Turner.
893 01:24:31 The Postman Always Ring Twice,with John Garfields.
894 01:24:36 And whenever she wouldappear on the screen,
895 01:24:40 Bill would begin compulsively tosuck his thumb to an obscene amount.
896 01:24:45 And l knew from this very moment,this boy was a fool for blonds.
897 01:24:56 Mmm.
898 01:24:59 You know...
899 01:25:00 ...being a fool for a womansuch as yourself...
900 01:25:04 ...is always the right thing to do.
901 01:25:10 lf we had met when l wasback in business...
902 01:25:15 ...you would have beenmy number one lady.
903 01:25:22 - Well, l'm flattered.- You goddamn well better be.
904 01:25:28 This... l heard you were driving a truck.
905 01:25:32 My Pussy Wagon died on me.
906 01:25:35 The Pussy died. Hmm.
907 01:25:41 Bill shot you in the head, no?
908 01:25:44 - Yes.- Hmm.
909 01:25:48 l would have been much nicer.
910 01:25:51 l would have just cut your face.
911 01:25:56 You must forgive me.
912 01:25:58 Please... you have a drink with me.
913 01:26:04 Clara! [smooches]
914 01:26:10 Coming.
915 01:26:14 Dos a ejo.
916 01:26:18 [mumbles]
917 01:26:29 Gracias.
918 01:26:35 What were we talking about?
919 01:26:45 Bill.
920 01:26:48 - Where's Bill?- Where's Bill.
921 01:26:52 Yeah. Hmm.
922 01:26:55 Bill is at the Villa Quatro,on the road to Salina.
923 01:27:01 l will draw you a map.
924 01:27:05 Bill is like a son to me.
925 01:27:08 - Do you know why l help you?- No.
926 01:27:13 Because he would want me to.
927 01:27:16 Now, that l don't believe.
928 01:27:18 Ahh.
929 01:27:21 How else is he evergoing to see you again?
930 01:28:33 Freeze, Mommy.
931 01:28:35 Bang, bang! Oh!
932 01:28:37 Oh! She got us, B.B.
933 01:28:40 Mommy got us.Oh, l'm dying!
934 01:28:43 [groaning] l'm dying.
935 01:28:47 Fall down, sweetheart.Mommy shot us.
936 01:28:52 But little did Quickdraw Kiddo knowthat little B.B. was only playing possum,
937 01:28:59 due to the fact thatshe was impervious to bullets.
938 01:29:04 l am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
939 01:29:06 Hey, get back down there.You're playing possum.
940 01:29:10 So, as the smirking killeradvanced on what she thought
941 01:29:16 was a bullet-ridden corpse,that's when little B.B. fired.
942 01:29:23 Bang, bang!
943 01:29:32 You're dead, Mommy.So die.
944 01:29:38 Oh!
945 01:29:42 B.B.
946 01:29:47 Oh! B. B...
947 01:29:51 [grunts]
948 01:29:53 l should've known.
949 01:29:57 You are... the best.
950 01:30:07 Oh, Mommy.Don't die.
951 01:30:10 l was just playing.
952 01:30:17 l know.
953 01:30:33 l told her that you were asleep...
954 01:30:36 ...but that one day you'd wake upand come back to her.
955 01:30:41 And she asked me, "lf Mommy'sbeen asleep since l was born,
956 01:30:45 then how will she know what l look like?"
957 01:30:48 To which l replied, "BecauseMommy's been dreaming of you."
958 01:30:56 That's what l said.
959 01:30:59 Did you dream of me?l dreamed of you.
960 01:31:03 Every single night, baby.Every single night.
961 01:31:07 l waited a long timefor you to wake up, Mommy.
962 01:31:22 Now, let me look at you.
963 01:31:26 Oh.
964 01:31:31 My, my, my,what a pretty little girl you are.
965 01:31:35 You're pretty too, Mommy.
966 01:31:43 Tell Mommy what you saidwhen l showed you her picture.
967 01:31:47 Mnh-mnh.
968 01:31:48 - Come on, shy girl.- Mnh-mnh.
969 01:31:51 Come on. You know what you said.
970 01:31:54 Come on. Tell Mommy.lt'll make her feel good. Come on.
971 01:31:58 - Mnh-mnh.- Yeah. Come on.
972 01:32:00 l said... l said,
973 01:32:03 "You're the most beautifulest womanl ever saw in the whole wide world."
974 01:32:11 That's the truth.That's what she said.
975 01:32:15 B.B., don't you think Mommy has theprettiest hair in the whole wide world?
976 01:32:22 - Yes, l do.- Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.
977 01:32:27 - What's better than pretty?- Mmm... Gorgeous.
978 01:32:32 Very good. Gorgeous.Mommy is gorgeous.
979 01:32:39 Hmm. You know, sweetie,Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.
980 01:32:44 Why, Daddy?Were you being a bad daddy?
981 01:32:47 l'm afraid l was.l was a real bad daddy.
982 01:32:53 Our little girl learned aboutlife and death the other day.
983 01:32:57 Wanna tell Mommy aboutwhat happened to Emilio?
984 01:33:04 l killed him.
985 01:33:07 - Emilio was her goldfish.- Emilio was my goldfiss.
986 01:33:12 She came running into my room,holding the fish in her hand and crying,
987 01:33:17 "Daddy. Daddy.Emilio's dead."
988 01:33:22 And l said, "Really? That's so sad.
989 01:33:26 How did he die?"
990 01:33:28 - And what did you say?- l stepped on him.
991 01:33:31 Actually, young lady, the wordsyou so strategically used were,
992 01:33:36 "l accidentally stepped on him."
993 01:33:40 To which l queried,
994 01:33:42 "And just how did your foot accidentallyfind its way into Emilio's fishbowl?"
995 01:33:48 And she said, "No, no, no. Emilio wason the carpet when l stepped on him."
996 01:33:52 Mmm. The plot thickens.
997 01:33:56 "And just how did Emilioget on the carpet?"
998 01:34:01 And Mommy, you would've beenso proud of her.
999 01:34:07 She didn't lie.
1000 01:34:09 She said she took Emilioout of his bowl...
1001 01:34:13 ...and put him on the carpet.
1002 01:34:19 And what was Emiliodoing on the carpet?
1003 01:34:23 Flapping.
1004 01:34:26 - And then you stomped on him.- Uh-huh.
1005 01:34:30 And when you lifted up your foot...
1006 01:34:33 ...what was Emilio doing then?- Nothing.
1007 01:34:38 He stopped flapping, didn't he?
1008 01:34:43 She told me later...
1009 01:34:45 ...that the second she lifted up her foot
1010 01:34:48 and saw Emilio not flapping,she knew what she had done.
1011 01:34:52 ls that not the perfectvisual image of life and death?
1012 01:34:57 A fish flapping on the carpet,and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
1013 01:35:04 So powerful, even a four-year-oldwith no concept of life or death...
1014 01:35:11 ...knew what it meant.
1015 01:35:14 - You loved Emilio, didn't you?- Uh-huh.
1016 01:35:17 Well... l love Mommy, too.
1017 01:35:22 But l did to Mommywhat you did to Emilio.
1018 01:35:24 - You stomped on Mommy?- Worse.
1019 01:35:28 l shot Mommy.
1020 01:35:30 Not pretend shootinglike we were just doing.
1021 01:35:33 l shot her for real.
1022 01:35:35 Why? Did you want to seewhat would happen?
1023 01:35:38 No, l knew what would happento Mommy if l shot her.
1024 01:35:42 What l didn't know was, when l shotMommy, what would happen to me.
1025 01:35:47 - What happened?- l was very sad.
1026 01:35:53 And that's when l learned...
1027 01:35:55 ...some things, once you do,they can never be undone.
1028 01:36:04 - What happened to Mommy?- Why don't you ask Mommy?
1029 01:36:09 You OK, Mommy?Did it hurt?
1030 01:36:12 No, sweetie.
1031 01:36:16 Doesn't hurt anymore.
1032 01:36:24 Did it make you sick?
1033 01:36:27 No. lt made me sleep.
1034 01:36:31 That's why l haven't been with you, B.B.l've been asleep.
1035 01:36:34 But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?
1036 01:36:38 l'm wide awake, pretty girl.
1037 01:36:41 B.B., would you like Mommy to watcha video with you before sleepy time?
1038 01:36:47 Uh-huh.
1039 01:36:48 Mommy, do you wanna watcha video with me before sleepy time?
1040 01:36:52 Oh, yeah!l would love to.
1041 01:36:55 - Which one do you wanna watch?- Shogun Assassin.
1042 01:36:58 No, B.B.Shogun Assassin is too long.
1043 01:37:00 - Mnh-mnh.- No, it's not.
1044 01:37:04 Well, then, l'll leave you ladies to it.
1045 01:37:15 [boy] When l was little,my father was famous.
1046 01:37:21 He was the greatest samuraiin the empire.
1047 01:37:25 And he was the shogun's decapitator.
1048 01:37:29 He cut off the heads of 131 lords.
1049 01:37:34 My father would come home to Motherand when he would see her,
1050 01:37:38 he would forget about the killings.
1051 01:37:41 He wasn't scared of the shogun,but the shogun was scared of him.
1052 01:37:46 Maybe that was the problem.
1053 01:37:49 One night, the shogun sent...
1054 01:37:52 [# "About Her"by Malcolm McLaren]
1055 01:38:05 # My man got a heart
1056 01:38:10 # Like the rock that's in the sea
1057 01:38:23 # Well, no one told me about her
1058 01:38:30 # The way she lied
1059 01:38:36 # Well, no one told me about her
1060 01:38:42 # How many people cried
1061 01:38:55 # My man got a heart
1062 01:39:00 # Like the rock that's in the sea
1063 01:39:07 # My man got a heart
1064 01:39:13 # Like the rock that's in the sea
1065 01:39:26 # Well, no one told me about her
1066 01:39:33 # The way she lied
1067 01:39:38 # Well, no one told me about her
1068 01:39:45 # How many people cried
1069 01:39:49 # But it's too late to say you're sorry
1070 01:39:55 # How would l know?
1071 01:39:58 # Why should l care?
1072 01:40:02 # Please don't bother trying to find her
1073 01:40:08 # She's not there
1074 01:40:14 l was just admiring your sword.
1075 01:40:17 Quite a piece of work.
1076 01:40:20 Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
1077 01:40:25 He's good.
1078 01:40:29 Has his sushi gotten any better?
1079 01:40:35 You know, l couldn't believe it.You got him to make you a sword.
1080 01:40:40 lt was easy.l just dropped your name, Bill.
1081 01:40:44 That'd do it.
1082 01:40:59 # Well, no one told me about her
1083 01:41:12 # Well, no one told me about her
1084 01:41:17 l suppose the idea is we crossHanzo swords. Am l right?
1085 01:41:25 Well,
1086 01:41:26 it just so happens this haciendahas its own private beach.
1087 01:41:32 And that private beach just so happensto look particularly beautiful
1088 01:41:36 bathed in moonlight.
1089 01:41:39 And there just so happens to bea full moon out tonight.
1090 01:41:42 So, swordfighter, if you wanta swordfight, that's where l suggest.
1091 01:41:49 But if you wanna be old school about it...
1092 01:41:53 ...and you knowl'm all about old school...
1093 01:41:57 ...then we could wait until dawnand slice each other up at sunrise
1094 01:42:01 like a couple of real-life honest...
1095 01:42:05 Now, if you don't settle down, l'm gonnahave to put one in your kneecap.
1096 01:42:10 And l hear tell that'sa very painful place to get shot in.
1097 01:42:15 [laughing] l'm just fuckin' with you.
1098 01:42:21 Now...
1099 01:42:23 ...when it comes to you...
1100 01:42:26 ...and us...
1101 01:42:29 ...l have a few unanswered questions.
1102 01:42:33 So, before this tale of bloody revengereaches its climax,
1103 01:42:39 l'm gonna ask you some questions,and l want you to tell me the truth.
1104 01:42:45 However, therein lies a dilemma.
1105 01:42:49 Because when it comesto the subject of me,
1106 01:42:51 l believe you are truly and utterlyincapable of telling the truth.
1107 01:42:57 Especially to me.And least of all, to yourself.
1108 01:43:01 And when it comes to the subject of me,
1109 01:43:05 l am truly and utterly incapableof believing anything you say.
1110 01:43:12 How do you supposewe solve this dilemma?
1111 01:43:14 Well,
1112 01:43:16 it just so happens,
1113 01:43:18 l have a solution.
1114 01:43:20 - Aah!- Gotcha!
1115 01:43:23 [grunting] Goddamn!
1116 01:43:25 [laughs]
1117 01:43:27 What the fuckdid you just shoot me with?
1118 01:43:31 My greatest invention.Or at least my favorite.
1119 01:43:35 Don't touch it, or l'll stick another oneright in your cheek.
1120 01:43:43 What lies within that dart, just beggingto course its way through your veins...
1121 01:43:49 ...is an incredibly potentand quite infallible truth serum.
1122 01:43:54 l call it "The Undisputed Truth."
1123 01:43:57 Twice as strong as sodium pentothal,with no druggie aftereffects.
1124 01:44:02 Except for a slight wave of euphoria.You feel it?
1125 01:44:08 - Euphoria?- Yeah.
1126 01:44:11 - No.- Too bad.
1127 01:44:16 As you know...
1128 01:44:18 ...l'm quite keen on comic books.
1129 01:44:22 Especially the ones about superheroes.
1130 01:44:25 l find the whole mythologysurrounding superheroes fascinating.
1131 01:44:31 Take my favorite superhero, Superman.
1132 01:44:35 Not a great comic book.Not particularly well-drawn.
1133 01:44:40 Mmm.
1134 01:44:42 But the mythology...
1135 01:44:44 The mythology is not only great,it's unique.
1136 01:44:48 How long does this shit taketo go into effect?
1137 01:44:52 About two minutes. Just long enoughfor me to finish my point.
1138 01:44:56 Now, a staple of the superheromythology is,
1139 01:45:01 there's the superheroand there's the alter ego.
1140 01:45:04 Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.
1141 01:45:10 When that character wakes upin the morning, he's Peter Parker.
1142 01:45:14 He has to put on a costumeto become Spider-Man.
1143 01:45:19 And it is in that characteristicSuperman stands alone.
1144 01:45:25 Superman didn't become Superman.
1145 01:45:28 Superman was born Superman.
1146 01:45:31 When Superman wakes upin the morning, he's Superman.
1147 01:45:35 His alter ego is Clark Kent.
1148 01:45:39 His outfit with the big red "S" -
1149 01:45:42 that's the blanket he was wrapped inas a baby when the Kents found him.
1150 01:45:46 Those are his clothes.
1151 01:45:48 What Kent wears - the glasses,the business suit - that's the costume.
1152 01:45:54 That's the costume Superman wearsto blend in with us.
1153 01:46:00 Clark Kent is how Superman views us.
1154 01:46:04 And what are the characteristicsof Clark Kent?
1155 01:46:07 He's weak...
1156 01:46:09 ...he's unsure of himself...
1157 01:46:12 ...he's a coward.
1158 01:46:15 Clark Kent is Superman's critiqueon the whole human race.
1159 01:46:22 Sorta like Beatrix Kiddoand Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
1160 01:46:28 Aso.
1161 01:46:30 The point emerges.
1162 01:46:34 You would've worn the costumeof Arlene Plimpton.
1163 01:46:37 But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
1164 01:46:41 And every morning when you woke up,you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.
1165 01:46:46 Oh, you can... take the needle out.
1166 01:46:56 Are you calling me a superhero?
1167 01:46:58 l'm calling you a killer.
1168 01:47:00 A natural born killer.
1169 01:47:03 You always have been,and you always will be.
1170 01:47:07 Moving to El Paso...
1171 01:47:09 ...working in a used record store...
1172 01:47:13 ...goin' to the movies with Tommy...
1173 01:47:15 ...clipping coupons.
1174 01:47:17 That's you...
1175 01:47:19 ...trying to disguise yourselfas a worker bee.
1176 01:47:23 That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive.
1177 01:47:26 But you're not a worker bee.
1178 01:47:29 You're a renegade killer bee.
1179 01:47:32 And no matter how much beer you drankor barbecue you ate
1180 01:47:35 or how fat your ass got,
1181 01:47:38 nothing in the worldwould ever change that.
1182 01:47:44 First question:
1183 01:47:49 Did you really think your life in El Pasowas gonna work?
1184 01:48:00 No!
1185 01:48:05 But l would've had B.B.!
1186 01:48:08 Don't get me wrong.
1187 01:48:11 l think you would have beena wonderful mother.
1188 01:48:15 But you are a killer.
1189 01:48:21 All those people you killed to get to me...
1190 01:48:24 ...felt damn good, didn't they?
1191 01:48:29 Yes.
1192 01:48:31 Every single one of them?
1193 01:48:44 Yes.
1194 01:48:49 That was the warmup round.
1195 01:48:52 Now comes the $64,000 question.
1196 01:49:04 Why did you run awayfrom me with my baby?
1197 01:49:11 Do you remember the last assignmentyou sent me on?
1198 01:49:15 Of course.
1199 01:49:17 Lisa Wong.
1200 01:49:21 The morning l left, l was sick.
1201 01:49:25 On the plane, l threw up.
1202 01:49:29 So l started thinking:
1203 01:49:33 Maybe l was pregnant.
1204 01:49:35 "Easy to use. Remove cap and urinateon the absorbent end for five seconds.
1205 01:49:42 "Accurate results in only 90 seconds.
1206 01:49:45 You can read the results as soon asthe line appears in the window."
1207 01:49:48 [sighs]
1208 01:49:49 [clock ticking]
1209 01:50:25 Fuck.
1210 01:50:26 [the bride] What l didn't know...
1211 01:50:28 ... was that somewhere on my journeyl had been spotted.
1212 01:50:32 With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wonglong to send an assassin of her own.
1213 01:50:38 - [doorbell]- [the bride] Hello, can l help you?
1214 01:50:41 [woman] Hello, l'm Karen Kim.l'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.
1215 01:50:44 l have a welcome giftfrom the management.
1216 01:50:46 Oh, that's nice. Um...
1217 01:50:50 Can you just leave it by the door?
1218 01:51:00 - You pretty good with that shotgun?- Not that l have to be at this range,
1219 01:51:07 but l'm a fuckin' surgeonwith this shotgun.
1220 01:51:09 Well, guess what, bitch?l'm better than Annie Oakley.
1221 01:51:12 - And l got you right in my sight.- l could blow your fuckin' head off.
1222 01:51:16 Not before l put oneright between your eyes, so let's talk.
1223 01:51:22 Karen...
1224 01:51:26 ...l just found out...
1225 01:51:28 ...right now...
1226 01:51:30 ...not a moment beforeyou blew a hole through the door...
1227 01:51:36 ...that l'm pregnant.- What is this?
1228 01:51:41 On the floor by the door...
1229 01:51:44 ...is a strip that says l'm pregnant.
1230 01:51:47 Bullshit.
1231 01:51:49 Any other timeyou'd be 100 percent right.
1232 01:51:53 This time...
1233 01:51:56 ...you're 100 percent wrong.
1234 01:52:00 l'm the deadliest woman in the world.
1235 01:52:04 But right now...
1236 01:52:06 ...l'm just scared shitless for my baby.
1237 01:52:10 Please.
1238 01:52:13 Just look at the strip.
1239 01:52:17 Please.
1240 01:52:20 Stay where you are and don't move.
1241 01:52:42 l don't know what this fuckin' shit means.
1242 01:52:45 The box with the directions -it's right there.
1243 01:52:59 "Easy to use.
1244 01:53:00 Remove the cap and urinateon the absorbent end."
1245 01:53:05 Blue means pregnant.
1246 01:53:08 l'll read it myself, thank you.
1247 01:53:17 Oh, OK.
1248 01:53:20 Say l were to believe you.What then?
1249 01:53:22 Just go home.
1250 01:53:26 l'll do the same.
1251 01:53:33 [door opens]
1252 01:53:47 Congratulations.
1253 01:53:53 [the bride] Before that strip turned blue...
1254 01:53:55 ...l was a woman, l was your woman.
1255 01:53:59 l was a killer who killed for you.
1256 01:54:02 Before that strip turned blue,l would've jumped a motorcycle
1257 01:54:06 onto a speeding train.
1258 01:54:09 For you.
1259 01:54:12 But once that strip turned blue...
1260 01:54:15 ...l could no longer doany of those things.
1261 01:54:19 Not anymore.
1262 01:54:22 Because l was gonna be a mother.
1263 01:54:27 Can you understand that?
1264 01:54:32 Yes.
1265 01:54:35 But why didn't you...
1266 01:54:37 ...tell me then, instead of now?
1267 01:54:40 Once you knew, you'd claim her.
1268 01:54:43 And l didn't want that.
1269 01:54:45 Not your decision to make.
1270 01:54:48 Yes.
1271 01:54:50 But it's the right decision,and l made it for my daughter.
1272 01:54:54 She deserved to be bornwith a clean slate.
1273 01:54:59 But with you...
1274 01:55:01 ...she would've been borninto a world she shouldn't have.
1275 01:55:07 l had to choose.
1276 01:55:10 l chose her.
1277 01:55:15 You know, five years ago,
1278 01:55:17 if l had to make a list of impossiblethings that could never happen,
1279 01:55:22 you performing a coup de gr ce on meby bustin' a cap in my crown...
1280 01:55:30 ...would've been rightat the top of the list.
1281 01:55:35 l'd have been wrong, wouldn't l?
1282 01:55:38 l-l'm sorry.
1283 01:55:40 Was that a question?
1284 01:55:43 Of impossible thingsthat could never happen -
1285 01:55:46 yes, in this instance,you would've been wrong.
1286 01:55:50 Well?
1287 01:55:52 When you never came back,
1288 01:55:55 l naturally assumed Lisa Wong,or somebody else, had killed you.
1289 01:56:01 Oh! And for the record...
1290 01:56:05 ...letting somebody think somebodythey love is dead when they're not
1291 01:56:09 is quite cruel.
1292 01:56:14 l mourned you for three months.
1293 01:56:19 And in the third month of mourning you...
1294 01:56:24 ...l tracked you down.
1295 01:56:26 l wasn't tryin' to track you down.
1296 01:56:28 l was tryin' to track downthe fucking assholes l thought killed you.
1297 01:56:34 So l find you...
1298 01:56:37 ...and what do l find?
1299 01:56:39 Not only are you not dead...
1300 01:56:43 ...you're getting marriedto some fucking jerk.
1301 01:56:49 And you're pregnant.
1302 01:56:55 l overreacted.
1303 01:57:06 You overreacted?ls that your explanation?
1304 01:57:10 l didn't say l was gonna explain myself.
1305 01:57:12 l said l was gonna tell you the truth.
1306 01:57:15 But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.
1307 01:57:22 l'm a killer.
1308 01:57:24 l'm a murdering bastard.You know that.
1309 01:57:28 And there are consequences...
1310 01:57:31 ...to breaking the heartof a murdering bastard.
1311 01:57:35 You experienced some of them.
1312 01:57:41 Was my reaction really that surprising?
1313 01:57:45 Yes. lt was.
1314 01:57:51 Could you do what you did?
1315 01:57:55 Of course you could.
1316 01:57:59 But l never thought you would,or could, do that to me.
1317 01:58:05 l'm really sorry, Kiddo...
1318 01:58:08 ...but you thought wrong.
1319 01:58:17 You and l have unfinished business.
1320 01:58:22 Baby... you ain't kiddin'.
1321 01:58:46 [gasps]
1322 01:58:55 [groans]
1323 01:58:58 Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-PalmExploding-Heart Technique?
1324 01:59:07 'Course he did.
1325 01:59:11 Why didn't you tell me?
1326 01:59:17 l don't know.
1327 01:59:21 Because l'm...
1328 01:59:24 ...a bad person.
1329 01:59:27 No.
1330 01:59:31 You're not a bad person.
1331 01:59:34 You're a terrific person.
1332 01:59:37 You're my favorite person.
1333 01:59:42 But every once in a while...
1334 01:59:45 ...you can be a real cunt.
1335 02:00:07 How do l look?
1336 02:00:25 You look ready.
1337 02:02:14 Well, well, well.lf it ain't the little flower.
1338 02:02:21 [narrator] Good evening, Mr. and Mrs.America and all the ships at sea.
1339 02:02:26 Let's go to press. Flash.
1340 02:02:29 Do you have a magpie in your home?
1341 02:02:31 lf you do, you are most fortunate.
1342 02:02:34 The magpie is the mostcharming bird in all the world.
1343 02:02:38 He is the best friend a farmer ever had.
1344 02:02:40 Treat him gently.Treat him kindly.
1345 02:02:43 And always remember,the magpie deserves your respect.
1346 02:02:48 [sobbing]
1347 02:03:24 Thank you.
1348 02:03:26 Thank you.Thank you.
1349 02:03:30 Oh, thank you.
1350 02:03:33 [magpie] Now, l'll tell you what l'm gonna do.
1351 02:03:37 [man] l ain't got no headache.
1352 02:03:39 [magpie] Oh yes you have, brother.
1353 02:04:03 [# male sings in Spanish]
1354 02:05:28 [yells]
1355 02:07:24 [# "Goodnight Moon"by Shivaree]
1356 02:07:37 # There's a nail in the door
1357 02:07:39 # And there's glass on the lawn
1358 02:07:42 # Tacks on the floor, and the TVis on
1359 02:07:46 # And l always sleep with my guns
1360 02:07:50 # When you're gone
1361 02:07:54 # There's a blade by the bed
1362 02:07:56 # And a phone in my hand
1363 02:07:59 # A dog on the floor
1364 02:08:00 # And some cash on the nightstand
1365 02:08:03 # When l'm all alone,the dreaming stops
1366 02:08:07 # And l just can't stand
1367 02:08:11 # What should l do?l'm just a little baby
1368 02:08:16 # What if the lights go out and maybe
1369 02:08:20 # And then the wind just starts to moan
1370 02:08:24 # Outside the door,he followed me home
1371 02:08:28 Well, goodnight moon,l want the sun
1372 02:08:32 # lf it's not here soon,l might be done
1373 02:08:37 # No, it won't be too soon'til l say goodnight moon
1374 02:09:02 # Well, you're up so high,how can you save me?
1375 02:09:06 # When the dark comes here tonight
1376 02:09:10 # To take me up to myfront walk and into bed
1377 02:09:15 # Where it kisses my faceand eats my head
1378 02:09:19 # What should l do?l'm just a little baby
1379 02:09:24 # What if the lights go out and maybe
1380 02:09:28 # And then the wind just starts to moan
1381 02:09:32 # Outside the door,he followed me home
1382 02:09:36 # Now, goodnight moon,l want the sun
1383 02:09:41 # lf it's not here soon,l might be done
1384 02:09:45 # No, it won't be too soon'til l say goodnight moon
1385 02:09:53 # No, it won't be too soon'til l say goodnight moon
1386 02:10:31 [# woman sings in Japanese]
1387 02:13:39 [# instrumental]
1388 02:16:47 [Quentin Tarantino] And, action!
1389 02:16:49 [screams]
1390 02:16:51 [Quentin Tarantino] Cut.
1391 02:16:54 Oh, come on.Let's do it again.